Painkiller Already - PKN #302
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BKN 302
You guys missed about 15 minutes of Tarkov talk
You're lucky
Race war!
You know, let's just redo the Tarkov talk
That's what people want to fucking hear
Tarkov is important
Is there something else happening out in the world right now, Kyle, that you're referencing?
Well, I've been playing the Tarkov
To prepare me for the race war
Alright?
I scrounge around a lot
I look for junk food, right?
Yes.
I try to find as much ammunition as I can.
Lots of melee weapons.
I get killed a lot by men who speak a language I can't understand.
This is preparing me for the days ahead.
You're going to be able to go in there like a demon's whisper,
pilfer out a 75-inch TV.
Nobody else knows the tactics to carry a 75 inch
tv alone kyle does i can fit in my gamma that's your i assume like infinite satchel the trick is
you gotta lube it up you gotta lube that you widescreen let's go yeah you know something i'm
like that's like obviously all these protests and riots are happening all over the country. So if three weeks from now or whatever the time frame is and there's not another explosion of COVID, what does that kind of tell us?
You know, like the writers are wearing masks, dude.
They are.
First of all.
Not nearly enough.
Yeah, they are.
No, they are.
I've watched a ton of it.
They're wearing masks.
And it's not just that they're looking
out for themselves. Hiding
your face is kind of a good idea when you're in the middle
of a riot. I've seen enough
of the protests. You know, the rioters,
yeah, but there's a lot more people at the
protests than there are at the riots.
Well, if Karen gets the COVID, I'm
okay with that. The protesters are wearing masks
in Raleigh.
They're wearing them in atlanta too
i feel like the people that protest police brutality and the people that
are pro-mask there's a huge overlap in that group i'm sure i'm just saying that like it was what
three weeks ago that like three dozen people would gather on some library steps and media is like oh
my god you're risking everyone's life and then now now it's like, okay, so like, where did all these stories go?
Like, is there going to be another explosion?
Because the story changed, COVID is not contagious.
Like it seems like it's,
it's gone so far down the list compared to the riots and protests.
And it's like, well, you know, this coverage is pretty great for us.
So we'll, you know,
we'll deal with that in three weeks when it may or may not explode again.
That's what I'm curious about.
Is it going to explode?
Is it going to get really big again?
Or I don't know.
I'm just glad that you're looking out for that.
You're so concerned for the health
of all those African-Americans.
I just want to know how long I get to live alone.
It's so unlike you.
It's so unlike you to be so concerned
with their health.
I'm glad to see that you've changed so much.
Exactly. Because I'm sure that that that you've changed so much. Exactly.
Because I'm sure that that's...
It has nothing to do with me being able to continue to work from home.
I'm sure that's exactly where this argument is coming from.
Yep.
Yep.
It is not based in selfishness and being able to sleep a little bit in more.
Dude, if the COVID gets worse, you get to sleep in forever.
Yeah.
Well, I don't want to die from it. I just want to be able to not go into office buildings anymore is that what you meant by
sleep in forever no i just meant like continuously you you really took it hardcore i don't i think
you could you could survive a little covid oh i know i could my money's on you taylor now that i
said that god i'm gonna be one of those guys yeah you'll be the one on the respirator he was an
otherwise healthy well he was fat 29 year old man i've seen that argument made a lot though like hey
now that the news isn't talking about covet i guess they just made it all up but it's just no
no no no story i don't definitely don't think it's made up okay well i'm paraphrasing my facebook
fan yeah who absolutely thinks it's made up. And by that I mean...
I've been saying it's real the whole time.
American healthcare system is just a giant scam designed to fool you.
Like, yeah, they totally...
I'm sure.
I thought anti-vax was almost like 0.01% of crazy heads, right?
of crazy heads right um like that no anti-vax has now become like the right side of the republican platform right now i'm not saying all republicans obviously no really welcome to my facebook dude
people that oh yeah i guess there's that too yeah but no like believing that the vaccine and that
watching that plandemic youtube video and thinking that it's real,
thinking that Bill Gates has tried to gain control of you.
Well,
that's true.
That shit is alt-right conspiracy theories.
That was all over my Facebook feed a week ago.
And I feel Gates.
Oh,
you haven't heard that.
Yeah.
So Bill Gates has been trying to vaccinate Africa for quite some time in an
effort to lower their mortality rate.
Right. That's what he's doing with his billions.
And when the pandemic, the COVID-19 came around, he started focusing some efforts on the COVID-19.
It's right in his wheelhouse.
This guy's been dealing with immunizations for decades now.
And all of a sudden, they're like, Bill Gates is trying to control us.
It's a liberal plot to get microchips embedded in you.
Bill Gates has been taking it on the chin reputation-wise.
They say he's trying to purposely lower the population.
Now what he meant was they don't want unplanned pregnancies in Africa.
They're trying to hand out condoms.
But what they take it as is he's trying to kill everybody for three reasons i'm not sure
um so yeah this anti-vax thing has become all like a i'm not saying the right i'm saying
the fringe of the right you know i've freely admitted that the left has those overweight
purple haired women that i think it's fair to say the right has theirs too i think it's just
the fringe because i think there's a lot of overlap
between right and left on the anti-vax thing
like when I see a lot of those anti-vax moms
they don't look like
their right wing to me
those are not skinheads
it's a mixture
it's left and right
I think that one spans the breadth
of the political parties.
When you say it, I agree. I guess it's the right that's been dominating my Facebook feed.
Yeah, if you had a Facebook feed that was full of like crazy, crazy fringe left, you'd be getting this.
It'd be the same right now. I suspect you got to you got to start following a bunch of people on Twitter.
Like the far left
communists and the far right people.
It's just so when stuff happens, you can kind of get a feel
for what people are all thinking.
I have a sneaky suspicion.
You think that I don't have a wide variety?
Fair enough.
I have a sneaky suspicion. I have no proof
of this, but I just feel like
maybe Woody is part of some
sort of troll group that he's followed on facebook and they're all like tongue-in-cheek like jokey
posts other paramotor pilots have written to me too and they're like dude how crazy is this why
is it that this sport attracts so many like look if you guys saw this you would agree with me i know you think you wouldn't because
you're a little further right than i am no these guys are so far right that you know they they
literally think that like every virologist on the planet has come into agreement in some effort to
get microchips embedded in your arm and control you more i want one of those really i'm more i
think i'm more left than you i want it to yes i want it to be my
credit card i want it to have my full medical information on there like like i want to be a bit
to be able to scan me and like know my know everything they need to know about me mark of
the beast please yes i would love it if it was if it looked like the devil what do you what do you
think robberies are going to be like in the future? You think it's going to be hand over your wallet
or I'm taking your thumb?
What do you think?
They can't do it.
I'm just going to go home and cancel my thumb.
It's just like stealing a credit card, Taylor.
No, I come up to you on the street
and I hold a gun to your head
and I want to go right to your ATM
and I want to take out $20,000
because you're a rich guy
and you're wearing a top hat
and money's falling out of your pants.
Everybody knows how rich you are.
I'm taking your thumb with garden shears,
leaving you to bleed out,
stealing whatever other chips you have,
and then I'm leaving.
First of all, you don't put it in your thumb.
Second of all, Taylor, I can do it.
Back of your neck?
I want it right here.
I think the Bible says back of your hand.
I want it right where the Bible says it needs to go.
All right?
Because I believe in God.
I just don't like him.
Alright? Right here.
Dude, you've said before,
and I know you've said before
that if you lost a tooth,
you would consider ending it all.
I hate this argument.
I hate this argument. Because look,
I could come to you and make you
give me your wallet, Taylor,
and it has everything that that fucking
chip has in it
but you do it taylor's argument let him do it okay i'm telling taylor that his argument is absurd
i'm he's he's like what if somebody takes your thumb and i'm like what if somebody takes your
fucking wallet that you carry every goddamn day well then you still have your thumb in that second
scenario you can get a new wallet you can go they're not gonna take your thumb because it's useless i'm gonna go home and cancel my thumb but they take you you're dead on the
street right that so right now they take your credit card and your license and all that bullshit
and we hate it it works for like what 30 minutes until you cancel it or even less because they
recognize that you don't normally buy freaking pasty cakes or hostess tweets or whatever it is
um uh won't that just happen with the thumb right they'll take your thumb instead of your credit in
the same way they take your credit card first of all it's not my goddamn thumb the market okay the
whole hand the whole hand fine fine you win they're gonna it's just an absurd scenario in
which someone is going to cut my hand off on the hopes that
i have enough money to make murder worth it how many movies have we seen where they cut a guy's
hand off to get the briefcase he's chained to it how many movies have you seen where a man
flies from rooftop to rooftop fighting crime the top hat gives you away as wealthy, Kyle. They're going to take your hand.
It's just absurd.
You're the one wearing the hat.
My point is I want the Mark of the Beast.
If they're ever giving them out,
I would think that Discover would offer to pay for the whole thing.
Anybody did, they would.
Because I could cancel the Discover card,
but once they put that shit inside my skin,
I'm just like, well well 26% APR? Shit
You're canceling the annual fee right?
Alright we'll leave it in
Imagine getting an embedded microchip
And then finding out that was just for an
Introductory rate and you're like fuck
I make terrible financial decisions
And now medical
Where Kyle's stoked on the first time
He's like yeah trying it out for
the first time goes to fucking arby's whoop oh we don't take deb we don't get discovered here
and you just have an implant in should i hitch my wagon to visa oh i'm sorry let me uh let me
wave my other hand that's my amex perfect discover is my favorite card i like discover why all the
um they give Amazon bonuses
Like 5% cash back on everything on Amazon
Although now I have an Amazon card
Which has a similar thing but better
Yeah
I was going to apply
Is that the silver or black Amazon card
I was literally about to hold up my god damn Amazon card
And show you the fucking front of it
I'm picturing this
You get Visa You get MasterCard,
then you go to your feet, like,
Discover, American Express.
And then my fucking dick is
Diners Club. Suck up, baby.
I need to get one of those
Amazon cards. I buy enough on there now
that you just, you have to.
And with how, you know,
riots, all these things,
more excuses to stay home, right?
Like just continue to hang with me at home.
Are they rioting in St. Louis?
Because they're pretty active in Raleigh.
Yeah, yeah.
Four cops or four or five cops got shot downtown last night.
And a retired police captain.
By other cops.
That's how hardcore it is.
Why do I think I could hang with St. Louis?
Like, are they doing anything here?
Because it's kind of a big deal here.
They use tear gas and everything.
He was like,
yeah,
they,
they raped the mayor.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
The first time I think a 20 year old kid died.
Cause he robbed a FedEx truck while it's still the driver in there.
And like,
people were banging on the sides of it.
And then the FedEx guy was like,
I'm not getting Reginald Denny to drove away.
And like,
I got all cut, you know, screwed up. That fat bitch didn't get KO'd in the middle of the street. of it and then the fedex guy was like i'm not getting reginald denny to drove away and like i
got all cut you know screwed up that fat bitch didn't get ko'd in the middle of the street after
you hit that cop twice that that was awesome some like chief or police captain that recently
retired he was helping a friend out at his pawn shop and he got shot to death last night he wasn't
among the four the four were just the active cops and so yeah it's gonna be rough like there's let me find the video it's like it's a madhouse
it's it's like almost depressing so i don't even want to watch that many of them yeah it's uh i
don't know it's been fun man i uh i went today i had to drive about an hour into atlanta and back
and i was actually like mildly concerned not for my safety but for my
time i was like they're not gonna slow me down are they because like first you're not dragging
me out of my car i will crush and maim and drag until that bad boy can't go anymore that's what
four-wheel drive is for probably i don't have four-wheel drive but i've gotten close to 500
horsepower i'm not going to stop
I'm going to grind
what's his name
Mr. Anti-Bully
Mr. Medeker
he covers all this stuff
really well. He found a clip
someone posted of people
running gunfights in the streets of St. Louis
last night
leaning out of cars firing at other, driving around like it's Mad Max.
Oh, that's great.
This is too far.
So in Raleigh, right?
Let me take a step back.
In other cities, when I saw that they were protesting and looting, I almost, I don't want to say i thought it was good because that over exaggerates my
position or exaggerates my position but i like felt like i understood it like hey you didn't
listen when they kneeled now they have to do property damage fuck you know like police brutality
is a problem we did just watch a guy slowly murder someone like i i believe the police are rougher on black people i i don't like it but i get how based upon
what fair so then it happened at raleigh and i was like well this is just bullshit why'd they
break windows in raleigh that doesn't make any sense and then the one where i will stand by is
maybe not hypocritical they took out the triangle mall now i know this area i'm like what the fuck that's not even a
protest that's a 12 minute drive from where you live like what what and that mall is suffering
like so many malls why did you guys all like how many of you 100 got in your cars drove 12 15
minutes parked in the triangle mall parking lot surely an empty cavernous of a dying mall and then you
went in there and looted shit like this it was fine when it was nameless faceless business owners
over there so i thought i'm admitting yes i like when it was nameless faceless over there and it
and and like so i don't know like they're taking out all these targets and i'm like why targets i
guess it's in the name but they want but because they don't shop there They're taking out all these targets. And I'm like, why targets? I guess it's in the name.
That's what they want.
Because they don't shop there.
They took out one of our targets too.
Don't shrug.
You know they don't shop there.
I didn't mean to shrug.
Where should we loot?
He tailored it.
I don't know.
I see.
But yeah, the Triangle Mall.
It's not in a downtown area.
It's off to the side in, like, the suburbs of Raleigh that, like, these people had to get in their cars.
You can't walk there.
It's a four-hour walk, you know, and a 15-minute drive.
It just, like, I don't know. Like, if you break a window at the Starbucks as you're riding right there, I don't like it, but I saw how it happened.
You know, you got a little too rowdy
and you broke a window
and you're trying to be an asshole.
But this is just so deliberate.
It's still between manslaughter and murder one.
I like that.
Yeah, good point.
No, I don't like the property damage.
You know, they gave Trump a huge hard time yesterday
for what he did, you know,
clearing out those protesters with the military so that he could stand in front of that church.
And I heard that the same way I just stated it from CNN.
And I was like, well, maybe there's two sides, or at least there's a peek at another side of the story.
So I went to Fox News because I didn't understand.
I was like, why would he do that?
Why would he even go to church?
Why is Trump going to church?
And then I realized that the protesters burnt the church down the day before and i was i was oh very significant historic
church like lots of other protesters burnt down this historic church the day before and that's
why he's there yeah yeah i saw i'm glad that you said that because i guess my news was biased i
looked at that i watched the video
i couldn't see that the church was burnt down in the video and spray painted all the hell i couldn't
see that either that there was a tighter shot that i saw and he was in front of if i recall like a
sign you know how they put the little plastic letters and spell things out and um and he held
up the bible upside down for the photo op and stuff and um it looked i look at it through a slightly
different lens now that i know that it was the target yesterday like it's still a dumb photo op
he's still they were peaceful protesters those weren't the people that burned the church down
there was a curfew it wasn't curfew yet uh he was doing a real show of this is what we're going to
do to protesters but he picked the wrong ones.
They were not violent.
They weren't even like hinting to be violent.
He's tried to change the story.
They were grabbing water bottles.
There's video you lying fuck.
They weren't.
To be fair though,
they would have dispersed a crowd of Trump supporters had they been as close
as they were to that church.
And he,
and he needs to be in the designated protest area.
Designated by the
president does it seem so yeah no they were in the spot where you're supposed to like exercise
your free speech and he would they went in there with tear gas so that he could walk to the here's
what really happened in my opinion yesterday they put him in the bunker i don't think less of them
for that obama's been to the bunker w's been to the bunker side note kennedy fucked a lot
of bitches in the bunker w's bunker story is fantastic i think it was related to um the 9-11
attack but it might have something else um and he's like they take you to the bumper they don't
ask you nicely they grab you and they like he's like i barely had to help walk you know they're
just grabbing him by the arms taking him to the the bunker. They force him into a safe place
and it's not a negotiation.
Cool.
But he was like
laughing about it
and stuff.
Trump went to the bunker.
I don't know
what the scene was like.
I just know
that he was there.
They started calling him
Bunker Boy
and making fun of him
for hiding in the bunker.
So the very next day
he puts on this
macho show of toughness
where his,
what's it called?
Secret Service and I think National Guard work together,
cleared out peaceful protesters with tear gas,
and he walks and takes a photo op by the church.
It was a response to Bunker Boy.
Yeah, they set the White House guardhouse on fire.
Is that what they did?
They did.
So they put him in the bunker for it.
And it's not something to be embarrassed about.
No, these are different days.
It's not something to be embarrassed about.
Did presidents go to protective bunkers?
They were good on both sides, Taylor.
That's what you don't understand.
Oh, okay.
Watch this clip that I laid down here.
It's a bit of a madhouse.
Is this from Mediker?
This is, yeah.
Oh, my god.
I didn't watch anything, but the first frame is like crazy town.
If someone told you,
can you believe what's happening in Mogadishu
right now? You'd be like, man, we're getting
out of control. It's like, no, this is St. Louis. It's a first world
city, ostensibly.
No, it's not. They want you to believe.
Alright, you guys ready?
Ready, set, not. They want you to believe. Yeah. All right, you guys ready? Yeah. Ready, set, play.
Ooh, good cameraman.
Great.
Oh, this is on Delmar.
This ain't real.
This isn't real.
Those are all gunshots?
Yes.
Yeah.
That's a...
Someone has a shotgun!
Taylor, for one day I thought Raleigh was cool.
I used to go to that gas station all the time.
This is like four different weapons.
Well, yeah, they're in a firefight.
For one day I thought South Valley Elementary was tough too.
You know what's crazy? This is from three weeks ago.
Raleigh is bitch made, man.
All we have are some broken windows.
Dude, there's still people walking into the gas station.
Just, uh...
Ah, fucking way she goes, man.
I need my new ports, fuck it.
Yeah.
Look at this guy.
Oh, okay.
It's getting pretty crazy, y'all.
I don't even-
He said, it's pretty crazy, y'all.
It's pretty crazy.
I mean, for a weekday, it's crazy.
It ain And even Friday
That's a war that's happening right there
People are running around firing guns
That's insane
You're totally right
It doesn't seem like something I'd expect
From America
Four cops killed
Not killed.
They don't know if they'll die yet, but four shot.
One ex-police captain was killed,
but the other four probably won't die.
I don't know.
It's probably going to pop off again tonight,
or if it doesn't, you know, or it will.
I'm enjoying the show, I got to say.
It's good times to be watching CNN these days.
It was boring for a while.
Wah, virus this, virus that.
Oh, Trump said to take this drug, and it's not really good for you.
And it was just nonsense for months.
And now all of a sudden there's a fucking race war going on in the streets.
See, all the best footage, though, isn't like Fox, CNN and that.
It's people, roots on the ground on Twitter,
taking video and uploading it directly.
That's where you find all that good shit.
I agree.
And I trust Twitter more because I feel like I've seen enough,
like say a hurricane footage of crop,
you know,
people we've all seen the Anderson Cooper thing where he stood in the deep
water.
We see people leaning against the wind and you know how it is.
You can stand at like 85 degrees,
but if you try it hard enough, you can stand at like 85 degrees, but if you try it hard enough,
you can stand at like 60 degrees.
And they all do that.
Just the framing.
Oh, if they want to make the crowd look big,
they zoom in the cameras, put them low,
and get crowd from edge of the frame to edge of the frame.
If they want to make it look small,
the cameras go up high, they take a broader shot,
and it doesn't look as big a crowd
because you can see the less densely populated with twitter it's just people like holy shit something's happening near
me right you know vertical to side horizontal footage flipping around like it it's it's less
professional but more honest like i agree porn and like every once in a while you'll see like
little bits of like truth leak out where it's like everybody on twitter be furious like this bastard threw a brick at this
other guy and then someone will be like nah here's the whole video he was returning the brick via
throwing that he had thrown at him no no you don't understand that man is a brick mason he was
asking for the bricks.
That's his laborer. It's like the falafel makers.
They just toss bricks.
They're turning a stolen brick.
Have you seen those pallets?
Lots of people on social media
are just taking pictures
being like, what the fuck?
There's no construction site around here.
There's just a pallet of bricks.
What the hell is up with that? Because it's happened construction site around here. There's just a pallet of bricks. Yes. Have you seen that?
What the hell is up with that? Because it's
happened in too many cities for it to be a coincidence.
What the heck? Someone is delivering pallets of
bricks to the protesters. I blame George Soros.
That person needs to be in fucking prison.
The deep state is putting bricks on
borders.
I'm sure one of those protesters
probably
runs a construction business.
And so he just went down to his job site and got a pallet of bricks and brought it down.
And tomorrow he'll be back on the site working hard.
I'm sure that's what happened.
Yep.
It's so crazy.
I thought my city had some pretty cool riots
until I talked to Taylor.
This is not cool.
This is out of hand.
I want it to settle down.
Keeping in mind, I don't want to dox you.
How far is it from...
That is a good way.
I'm not fearful for myself imminently right now.
You know, you never know what's going to happen.
I did see protesters and people being like, we got to go out to the suburbs and that shit and tear down, you know, suburb white people's property, basically.
And it was like, oh, well, that's pretty fucking scary.
I hope that doesn't happen.
But like the area that I used to live when I lived at that apartment where I i used to record the show from oh i i could have walked out and hung out yeah you were in the
thick of it oh yeah literally del mar i i lived one road south of del mar and a classic little
rule here in st louis there's lots of rules is don't go north of del mar you're not welcome
north yeah i remember how close you were to the the ferguson riots like you were close enough that
like it was just it was it was a stone's throw away seemingly how much ammunition do you have on hand there
taylor uh you know i should re-up yeah i should i should probably do you have a 12 gauge yeah oh
yeah there you go yeah i got it yeah go get some little luck shot it's in my safe i don't know
exactly i have some self-defense rounds and then some birdshot that's very old, but I need to get
real.
That probably works.
My wife was worried that the rioters would come here.
And to answer the question you asked, Taylor, I don't know how much ammunition I have, but
enough so that my shelves aren't strong enough to hold it.
They're bowing.
They're like garage shelves, too're meant for him anyway um so there's that and then uh it's like honey we lived here five years
we can't get a fucking trick-or-treater to come up this far
hey look at that guy's. You want to go get him? Woo! That's a hike.
I don't know.
What if we walk that whole two miles up to that big
house and it's a black guy?
Then we gotta just turn around and come
back. I mean, I feel like even if I
offered the whole hayride idea,
they'd still be like, nah.
No. A white man
tricked us like that before no there was the hilarious
video i saw on twitter of these like retarded white kids in like chicago or something and
they're up there playing beer pong on like the third story of a of an apartment building and
they're like looking out being like like filming you can see themselves like in the reflection of the window and all their lights are on so they're able to be seen there's just a huge
procession of you know mostly black protesters or rioters they weren't didn't seem like they were
well at the moment of the beginning of the video you would say protester at the end of the video
you'd say riot because all that these like white kids were doing is like giving thumbs up like yeah
yeah like to the them down there and you just see this black guy pick up a brick and just heave it through a window and it goes through the
pain and then a different black guy picks up another brick heaves it through the other one
very good aim for like like i think two three shots two hits pretty solid i'll find it for you
but then this like white kids like leaning outside being like, I'm an ally.
But I'm not saying that,
but given that...
Didn't you realize that I'm one of the good ones?
And you will not believe
how little I exaggerated there. Here you go.
I'm one of the good ones.
I'm looking forward to it now.
Oh, yeah.
It's...
Where did I like that one?
Yeah, everybody acts like it's Martin good lord where did where did i like that one yeah everybody acts like it's uh martin luther king uh down there with a well thought out plan and like a like a like an ethos
in his heart meanwhile it's it's a lot of people who are like let's steal some shit and break
things it's both i feel like you're casting it wrong like and i'll tell you what it almost
changes you could like set your clock to it. These daytime protesters, at least in Raleigh,
they're literally sitting down.
They have signs.
They have a cause.
They're peaceful, et cetera.
Sun falls, it's a whole other scene.
Yep.
Just like in Charlottesville.
I see where you're coming from.
They were good and bad on both sides.
I understand you now.
You said that for years years and I was like,
whoa, I'm not signing off.
But now I see it.
Now I guess Kyle and I have to come around.
Here's the video.
The second one from the answer.
I'm on it.
It's good.
I'm trying to make it bigger because it's vertical.
It doesn't get bigger.
Yeah.
Thank you.
It doesn't get wider.
Twitter experience.
Okay.
Ready, sit, play. It doesn't get bigger. Yeah. Thank you. It doesn't get wider. Twitter experience. Okay. Ready?
Set.
Play.
Okay.
Let's see.
I'm going to hang up.
No.
Oh.
We're on your side.
We're on your side.
We're on your side. We're on your side!
We're on your fucking side!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You know, someone learned something today.
Yep.
Someone learned something.
I doubt it.
Those people down there could tell just by looking at him that they were not on his side.
That's right.
Even if that gentleman thought he was on their side.
That's right.
I wonder if they changed. do you think if that was a black guy giving a thumbs up taking a video down there
they would have thrown bricks through his window no the part i'm contesting is that they learned
something oh no i was being sarcastic they are they're gonna go forward and be like you know
what next time we'll get them next time next time we're gonna win them over if
like if that were to happen all the time,
they would switch sides.
I'll tell you this.
That guy muttered the N-word
with the shower on loud tonight.
That's his...
It's like that scene in The Sopranos
when the family has their car stolen.
Yeah.
It was fucking...
And the wife goes, Steven!ven he's like who else did you see um charlamagne
and rush limbaugh do their show together that sounds awful isn't that a rapper yeah it is
he may be a rapper i know him as a radio like a host oh charlamagne the god yes yeah yeah the serious xm guy yeah yeah okay
i like his show he does a pretty good job and then you have rush limbaugh on and i watched it
we couldn't watch on the show it's like 27 minutes long or something but um uh they debated sort of
race relations and politics it was so bad i was so frustrated my friend saw it and he kind of liked it and he's like what do
you watch this let me know what you think on rush limbaugh's let's start the other way on charlemagne's
side i felt like he had this no evidence proof not necessary sort of the whole system is set up for
old white men and you know we need to make it more fair this system is just
designed to benefit old white people men in particular and it's like you can't just say
that and have no facts no evidence nothing to sort of support your decision like i don't know
show me examples if you want me to get on your side. And then Rush Limbaugh, so they were like fact-free.
Rush Limbaugh had what I thought was a dishonest debating technique
where he's like, I don't really know what racism is.
You'll have to define what racism is because I can't see that there's any happening.
And you tell me what racism is and I'll see if I agree with you.
And the tactic is clear he just wants
you to lay out a bunch of things he'll pick the weakest argument and go against it uh he didn't
fall for that trap but the whole thing was word games and not actual conversation and i was so
unhappy that's a lot of debates now yes yeah and it's it just kind of becomes sophistry i heard a
little bit of rush today i was in traffic and uh and and in traffic and he's on the number two on my preset stations and I went, boop, and there he was. He was talking about, I guess Cuomo was sh crazy last night and the governor is saying that the mayor is ineffective and he's going to essentially like take over for him, take over his duties.
And and so Rush, of course, loves that left left on left.
And and then he was, you know, he said something about a civil war.
And then the fact that the blue state people don't have enough guns to protect themselves.
Then I switched over to 97.1 The River
for some old classic rock
and just enjoyed the rest of my day instead
of listening to any more of Rush Limbaugh.
How was the old rock?
It was good. There was
a great set.
I was going to push
back on blue people not having guns but it's probably just true on the
blue states no blue people can have guns but in blue states it's much more difficult like we saw
our asian yeah yeah our asian friend the other day that ridiculous ar-15 that he had jumped through
all those hoops to have right right i think i was about to deny reality in that. Like, Democrats like guns. No asshole.
You're unusual in that regard.
Not so much.
Yeah. They like them a little more these days, though.
That might be true.
Oh, I hadn't thought about that.
I wonder if opinions will change.
Yeah, yeah.
Because, like, riots would probably make Democrats like guns.
The virus was already.
Yeah, that's true too i've been hearing
that like lots of people who were unfamiliar with guns were getting their first introduction to it
that's something that i wish happened more often like a little more like i don't know i'm phrasing
the phrasing is bad but work with me gun tourist industry right like right now people go and they
drop in and play paintball even if
they're not paintball players they could drop in and go skiing even if they're skiers yeah yeah
if that existed all over people in cities were like you know i'm not really a gun person but
i'm going to take a marksman course today because it's fun to go plinking
then they might see these things not so like there are people in my universe who literally
think guns are just all about killing people whereas i think of them as kind of like remote hole poking devices and they're
really fun to be fun and and one of my favorite things about owning guns i don't have many things
in my life that are built well right that are like most of my world is filled with disposable
consumer bullshit right these monitors in front of me will be wasted in five years um the only things i own that are really good are like cars and trucks
they can do amazing things they can gym equipment stuff like that like um but some sports equipment
underwear we were talking about the how washers and dryers suck now yeah underwear that lasts for
30 years i think yeah washers but guns are like consumer-based washer dryers suck now. Yeah, underwear, that lasts for 30 years, I think.
Washers and dryers, like consumer-based washer dryers,
they're garbage.
Guns are made to last a lifetime in many instances.
Several of them, right?
Yeah.
You know, like a couple of my tools might outlast a person,
but the guns are built amazingly well.
They're machined to precise tolerances.
They will just keep going. You hold it in your hand,
and it's like holding a heavy but pair of binoculars or something you're like oh oh yeah i don't know anything about
binoculars but i can tell that this was meant to be good yeah and and that's one of the cool things
hi-fi equipment is like that too like good stereo equipment just turning the knob and you're like oh yeah they focused on that didn't they some
feedback there all right um so yeah yeah i agree with you it's it's uh everybody there should be
more firearm education i think we should have in the schools um at a very young age i was noticing
that the marksmanship in these school shootings was often pretty weak i mean there was that guy
a few years ago and he went to fucking town.
But I think he got his education
outside of the school. Are you thinking of the New Zealand
guy?
No, that wasn't fair at all.
He had them on an island.
That's literally fish in a barrel.
An island?
No, that was New Zealand.
Oh, the island being New Zealand.
Fair enough. No, they were on a smaller island.
Oh, okay.
I think I'm thinking of that guy in Norway or some shit.
Oh, you're thinking of Arnold Raven.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Why do you know his name?
Because I'm a student of history.
The New Zealand guy.
Who was Adolf Hitler's father's name?
You're immediately
the new zealand guy had a really effective tactic like it seemed like they weren't able
to get out any local doors and you know he was between their escape and you know i'm i don't
think i looked into that one very much i think maybe i was in prison. Was that when he was shooting Muslims? Yeah.
Oh, well, that's different. I think you did see it. We talked about it.
Oh, I saw the real video.
I know where it is if anyone wants to see it.
Yeah,
we made sure it got there.
The video I saw wasn't the real one?
Well, the GoPro footage from his point of view.
Yeah, well, it's been wiped from the internet.
Like in New Zealand, they put someone in
real deal prison for having the video.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
That's insane.
They're all about freedom there.
So I immediately made sure.
I just made sure.
I was like, everybody download this.
And they're like, you download it too? I'm like, yeah.
I just
streamed it. I guess I couldn't find it if I wanted to. Yeah, we'll all download it. and they're like you downloaded it too i'm like yeah i just dreamed it i don't think i
i guess i couldn't find it if i wanted to but yeah we'll all download it
together we won't check each other's progress though
uh yeah that guy he there to see the victims cowering before he killed them was like extra, I guess all murders heartless.
You know, like in theory, I saw this woman on Joe Rogan and she had a weapons trained person at her house and he had a like a Pelican case and they opened and his kids took an interest in it.
Her kids kids the boys
know that there's a gun in there and he's like hey with parents permission i can show you this thing
and i forget what distance but something really far call it a thousand meters or something she
said you could see the veins on leaves am i exaggerating very much. Make it some non-exaggeration number.
She's exaggerating.
Yeah, or I have it wrong.
It doesn't matter.
She saw this scope
where you could reach out
and touch someone from really far away
and she was like,
oh, yeah, I see how this works
and I see that's what you did, didn't you?
This guy was like CIA or something.
And then she's like,
what's in the other case?
And it was like a knife with serrated spiky edges on it.
And he said, sometimes you have to do things quietly.
And she wasn't okay with that.
The idea that you would insert a knife into the rib is like a whole different experience than a long range rifle.
Although it's really kind of the same.
And I share that same bias.
It's more impersonal if you're using the rifle.
Yeah.
So like the scopes that I use versus the scopes that like from what I've read the military use, it seems like they use a lot of low power scopes, even for sniper rifles, even for long range.
Like I read about people using these 10 power scopes, 12 power scopes for like 500 meter shots.
scopes 12 power scopes for like 500 meter shots whereas like the scopes that like me and my dad preferred especially to my dad like he used to shoot a lot of competition shoots where it's
you're on a bench rest shooting at 100 meters very close range so the you want as much magnification
as possible because you really need all the bullets to be touching to win the the tournament
and he's not searching for a target, right?
It's a stationary target he's going for.
In a military application, the wider view might be nice.
Yeah, you put me on a really high-powered scope, and it's like, I see it, and then I go down to the scope.
What am I pointing at?
I can't tell one leafy.
Could happen, yeah.
So for deer hunting, we always used leopold scopes that were four
and a half power by i think 14 power so you can turn it down to four and a half and you can turn
it up to 14 but for those 100 meter shoots 36 power um you nurdle scope and the crosshairs are
as literally as thin as a hair so you can be incredibly precise like you'll put it you'll put the crosshair in
the bullet hole you shot before and then you'll notice that like you've got play within the bullet
hole with that you're like shit let me get to the middle of the previous bullet hole not just the
bullet hole it's it's so powerful 36 power aiming at something 400 500 yards away you still can't
see the veins like Like, you still...
Like, if they had, like, if their shirt...
If they're wearing that shirt Taylor's wearing,
you'd be like, the fuck does that say?
I don't know, but he's...
We'll figure it out when we go check the body, though.
Yeah.
She might have exaggerated, or I could have remembered it wrong.
Sure, whatever.
But the central point was...
I do kind of think of a distance kill is a different
thing than an up close kill thing yeah the the uh it's a lot that would be a lot more you could see
the panic in the victims it wasn't turning the light switch off from 500 meters it was remember
subscribe to pewdiepie subscribe oh my god i remember that
yeah he was in that battle with the indian youtube channel at the time i forget the other
channel's name you just know pewdiepie is like this isn't helpful arguably the worst part of
my day today because the serial killer or spree killer shouted me out he had to he had to respond
to it he was like oh well thanks for the support i always appreciate my subscribers you know but
but come on what you just know that ruined his week just yeah at least on me now people are going to
immediately be like a shooter inspired by guy and then it's like and then they start beauty
pie video he's a silly man joking around from what they start digging up the clip of him dropping
the n-bomb throwing that into the mix yeah he didn't need that yeah that's ridiculous yeah that was a crazy shooting um but but yeah i think firearm
education um if you're a parent your kids should know what a gun is like you don't have to like
get them started in competitive shooting or anything but it'd be the same way that they
should probably know how to like pop the hood on a car and like point out five of the major things
that are in it you know like like maybe they should be able to pick up a gun and like point out five of the major things that are in it you know like like maybe
they should be able to pick up a gun and unload it safely and like not the real thing to me is
like kids shouldn't be fascinated with guns because they've never seen or touched one before
and that's how so so many kids are they like a gun is like this forbidden fruit that really oh you go to a friend's house
their dad has a gun he knows about it and he thinks it's cool he's like hey you want to see a gun
fuck yeah more than anything else i mean i then nintendo right like nintendo afterwards and
capri suns and they never make it to the capri suns because they didn't know how to
didn't know anything about the gun.
They ended up shooting each other.
It should be more like his father's electric impact driver.
You want to see it?
No, but you've got Goldeneye, right?
Yeah,
I don't know.
I had zero fascination with guns growing up.
I enjoyed them. I loved them. I wanted to go
shooting all the time.
But like, if I went to somebody else's house and they were like, hey, you want to see my dad's gun?
I was like, nah, it's probably not as cool as my dad's gun.
I was literally the guy you were describing. And I went to, I forget.
Oh, oh, oh.
My friend had a closet that connected two rooms.
a closet that connected two rooms like you could access the closet from either side which to me was just a secret tunnel in his house and the most and the coolest most amazing thing
we were there to play with gi joes to give you some idea of how old i was 37 39 and um
somehow along the way he had a shoebox with a revolver that I found myself looking in or something.
And I was all about trying to play with that gun.
I very much wanted to do it.
I was the uninformed, risky kid that you're talking about.
And I don't know if he wasn't interested in it, but he definitely knew the gun's not a toy that we play with
that was a firm no
and no amount of pleading
or convincing
made any progress whatsoever
and we didn't play with the gun
but that's how I was as a child
yeah that's how it was
there was no playing with guns in my home
as a kid I wasn't allowed to go around it unless my parents were around there was a lot no playing with guns in my home like as a kid i wasn't allowed to go around
it unless my parents were around there was a lot of playing with guns in my home but it was um you
know i knew what i was doing i guess because colin's special need our guns are always behind
safes like kyle's what kyle's saying is the thing that a lot of gun owners do you know like they
take the fascination out of it and they they put the rules around it, and kids might, whatever, eat the donuts when they're not supposed to.
But they know, don't fuck with the guns, and that's the thing that works.
With Colin, look, raising him is different than raising most other kids, and I use a safe.
Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, and the other thing is like our guns were like, like dad always had a safe,
like full of guns, but the guns that might need to be used at a moment's notice for either hunting or a self-defense, we're just out. Like you've been to my house back in Franklin County. You
saw how my guns were just laying about. That's how I was raised. There was a 50 cal pointed at
the, like, if you entered through the garage, you could just lay down and go prone.
It was on a bipod.
Yeah.
So, like, growing up, that's, there wasn't a 50 Cal by the Christmas tree, like there was at my house.
But, like, there were, there was, like, Remington 700s, like, in the corners of the laundry room because we, you know, dad lives up on that hill.
you know dad lives up on that hill and if you see a deer out in the field during deer season you wanted to be able to grab the rifle go to the back porch get on the bench rest and immediately
shoot there we didn't want to be in there like putting the cut the uh the combination into the
safe because he's got you know the spin dial safe uh the old one was anyway i'll have an m4 and an
ak-47 m4 ar-15 i don't know the difference but um that was an m4 okay uh by the couch and
we were watching like trailer park boys just mindlessly disassembling and reassembling those
rifles he taught me how i didn't know i wasn't good at it beforehand he also had a 5.7 sitting
on the end table that just yeah yeah it's not it wasn't hard to get a hold of a gun in the fps russia household
no not at all everywhere everywhere the the police were just like
they're just everywhere but there's no kids here yeah there's no kids who's gonna get at them other
than me yeah now with taylor i'm i'm inventing shit so i could be off target but i imagine that
even though taylor doesn't have kids his universe does you know that he may have a friend he's of
that child age yeah definitely i couldn't have well most of my friends are still good but there's
a couple with kids you allow them to bring children to your home not so far but i'm saying hypothetically
if i allowed them to if you kept pistols on the coffee table, that would not be child-friendly.
Yeah, but I would tell them
this is my aesthetic.
You can fuck off. Take that little
munchkin home.
If my kids play with the gun, sorry.
I'll make another.
I know the secret.
That one didn't work out.
I'm fighting another.
I don't know Missouri, but North Carolina if your guns not locked
and bad things happen with it you're liable
yeah that's true in a lot of places
yeah
everything locked up
yeah that's true in a lot of places
if I left the home like for an extended
period of time I would lock my guns up
you know if I thought that like if I was going on a trip, like leaving town or something,
if Kitty was staying there, I'd be like, here's a gun.
Here's how to use it.
I was sure the very basics of how to use an AK or something.
I figured that was a Kitty-sized gun.
I wasn't going to give her anything big.
Not the 50, I'll know.
No, she can't even pick that up.
I probably can't.
It's, I don't know how.
Yeah, you absolutely could.
Yeah, mine was a bullpup.
It was nice and light.
It's the same company that makes the MDR in Tarkov, Desert Tech.
But, you know, I'd be like, here's a gun.
This is how you use the gun.
Somebody comes.
There's no warning shots. Don't stop shooting until you're out of bullets
alright see you in a week
yeah
pretty much yeah
you got one magazine I'm not teaching you mag drills
I gotta catch a flight
yeah
I was about to transition Tarkov
I'll resist
ah shit we only got like 10 more minutes Tarkov. I'll resist. Ah, shit. We only got like 10 more minutes.
Tarkov's been fun.
It's wiped, you know, starting brand new.
If any of you guys listening to this want to play with us, it's pretty easy.
You know, Larry the Strong, go check out his Twitch channel.
You'll find links there and mods that'll guide you over to Larry's Discord.
And, you know, we party up in that Discord.
And sometimes we need an extra person.
And you'll just get drug in there.
It's a good time.
We play a lot.
It's a great game.
It's worth the investment.
If you're on the edge thinking about Tarkov,
you need to do two things to make your decision.
Go watch some Pastilli videos or maybe a Pastilli
stream and then just bite
the bullet and spend the $45, get
the alpha pack and then
like a week later, you're going to put the extra 80 in
or 90 in and you're going to be at 125,
35 like Woody and I and
a million other people are
playing 8, 10,
12 hours a day, dropping out
of school, but winning. Yeah, yeah, 12 hours a day, dropping out of school, but winning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you're having sex and sleeping at night,
you're not a real gamer.
I fixed my sleep schedule.
It is normal.
Temporarily normal.
Don't get a kidder.
I think I can manage it.
I think I can keep it normal.
I'll give you 10 days.
I'll give you four. I keep it normal. I'll give you 10 days. I'll give you four.
I got it fixed.
Last night I went to bed at midnight, woke up at 7.30 a.m., been up.
No naps.
I'm up.
I'm up until midnight tonight.
26 hours a day for 12 days and then find yourself hitting normal.
A broken clock. Is it 12 days and then find yourself hitting normal. You know, a broken clock.
Is it 12 days?
I got it right.
Yeah.
A broken clock is right twice a day.
That's just where we are.
I got lost in 26 hours.
I like it.
Yeah, me too.
Oh, wait.
If you do a 26-hour day, like your sleep schedule has you going.
So today you go to bed at 2, then 4, then 6, then 8.
Eventually you'll go to sleep on time.
Or you can maintain now and just live a 24-hour day like the rest of us.
Then you'll never get cracked back on schedule again.
I'm saying he has to start the 24-hour thing now.
Oh, I follow.
Because he's midnight to 7, 38 a.m.
And if he does, he's not a gamer.
That's true.
Not a winner for damn sure.
Yeah, it's great great now is the time to
get into tarkov if you're listening to this and you've ever been on the edge it just wiped and
everybody's running around with bullshit i say everybody a lot of people run around with bullshit
junk if you wait two months from now the majority of players are going to be running around with
armor that's too good for you to penetrate with the junk you start with helmets that are that's too good for you to penetrate with the junk you
start with and guns that will melt you like fucking snow in hell so like if you if you're
gonna get in it's this month not next month and the month after that it's just it's just about
impossible you're not gonna have nearly as much fun starting off unless you've got friends who
are gonna piggyback you i've i've had both experience first of all snow and hell great analogy i like it um second yeah so there are quests you have
to do where it's like hey kill five players with this bullshit pistol i'm doing it now
everyone else has a bullshit pistol too we're on the same quest last wipe when i did it i've got
a bullshit pistol this guy's got some fully kitted out, fully auto M4 VSS, like, melting me.
Must have taken 15 lives to get my four kills.
It was awful.
Now, not so bad.
Yep.
Yeah.
You know, it's the time to get in because everybody's a low level, and it's a real
grind to get to the higher levels
and this is a game that rewards you for getting to those levels you have more access to better
things the higher level you are so a guy who has been and your character just gets better like an
rpg character so like partly you get better as a gamer right you know you're learning the maps a
little more you're learning which guns work etc partly. Partly, if you shoot me, there's a 5% lower chance that I bleed, which is this continuing health drain.
Whereas a character that hasn't been playing as much bleeds more often.
You get better.
I've noticed that for sure because I was used to playing on my old character that was like, I don't know what level I was, 45.
Yeah, something like that.
I didn't bleed anymore. I hadn't
bled in a coon's age.
Now every time I get shot, it's just
fucking bleeding
out. You're starting to feel your own mortality.
Know that even a god king can
bleed. Even a god king can bleed.
Yes, that's right, Leonidas.
And he mentioned your name from the history
books. What does he say?
He will tear the eyes from every scribe in your room.
And so...
But it was like, it was the carrot and the stick
in that conversation. He's like, you will carry
my battle standard through all of Europa.
Your Greek
compatriots will bow in awe to you it was great
and that voice so so good he's like 10 feet tall it's upsetting to re-watch that i need to re-watch
that movie i've seen a guy that was 10 feet tall he's not the detective from the wire right
the thin one that cheats on his wife? Matthew McConaughey?
No, The Wire.
Oh, The Wire. McNulty.
No, that's a different guy.
Stop it.
You know the guy, the thin black guy that cheats on his wife.
Good looking.
Oh, no.
Okay.
They do look the same.
First of all.
All right. There's a lot of mix-ups here
you're thinking of the guy who brings the crowns of the the severed heads and crowns
of the kings to leonidas at the beginning the messenger the black character um and then
leonidas kicks him into the well and that famous scene that says, this is Sparta.
That guy is not the black guy from The Wire whose character is Cedric Daniels,
who's risen through the ranks throughout the show.
He is the same guy as the one who trains the fighters
in Spartacus from Showtime.
Ah, I know that guy too. wider nose but the guy that is a god
also looks like the other people that guy is not african-american he's a little african-american
he's he's he's mesopotamian i would say he. He's like Iraqi, like Middle Eastern looking.
He's so from Africa.
I mean, being from Africa doesn't make you black.
It makes you African.
You know what? I had it in my head too, Woody.
This is like the Berenstain Bear, Berenstein Bear thing.
I was thinking that Xerxes was also black.
And then as I was thinking about it, I'm like, wait, it was fucking Xerxes of the Persian Empire.
Of course, he would look kind of Iranian. You know, they're Persians. And yeah, so of course he was also black. And then as I was thinking about it, I'm like, wait, it was fucking Xerxes of the Persian Empire. Of course he would look kind of Iranian.
You know, they're Persians.
So of course he's not black.
Yeah, there you go. Now we know.
I'm sticking to it. He's kind of black.
Not even
the smallest bit black.
Like thin lips, like Caucasian
features. I'd show a picture to everyone
if it were possible to spell Xerxes.
It's with an X-E-R.
I will tell you this man is not at all black.
Like here he is standing with Leonidas and his skin is barely darker than that
Greek Mediterranean.
This guy in no way looks black.
If you look at a historical picture of him, he looks English.
This could be
King Richard for all I know.
If you look at...
I'm going to blink it.
If you look at this picture of him,
tell me this man looks African American to you.
Or black.
As the cool kids say.
I'm not going to screen share while I...
Look how thin his nose is.
And his lips.
In that picture, no.
He doesn't look black.
In that picture of him?
But in some of these other pictures,
you know.
Well, I mean, if you don't look closely,
he looks black.
If it was dark.
If it's dark in the room and he says, it's just me, a black man.
I don't know.
You don't sound black.
No, believe me.
I am a black man.
I saw him naked.
He looked black.
If I weren't black, could I say this?
Beep. Yeah, you got me. He looked black. If I weren't black, could I say this? Beep!
Yeah, you got me.
You're black.
Let me see what the actor looks like.
That's the tale of the tape.
I can't believe we're still...
He's not black.
I know he's not black.
He's played by a Brazilian man
named Rodrigo Santoro. know he's not black he's played by a brazilian man named rodrigo uh santoro they're the black
people of south america they're called south and south african americans in here's a picture of him
and all his blackness
oh jesus christ i'm not black this is
that guy is incredible i hope you never have to stand in front of a lineup
all right all right mr woodworth which one did it there's like a black guy a mexican a white guy a
nun and you're like i don don't know Well, could you
They said that it was an African American man
You're like, he was number three
His name is Su Yun Huck
I've done this
That's Sister Mary from St. Catharic's Cathedral
I've been asked to pick a criminal out of a lineup before
I've probably told this story
That poor man
Yeah, so The police knew who it was
right they they had a suspect this guy had been like robbing houses all over he was hitting ours
a lot and um they kind of just were like looking for someone to help find him guilty and they gave
me it wasn't a lineup like you see on bro Nine-Nine with the lights and everything. It was a photo lineup where they came into my house
and had pictures of all these guys.
Yeah.
And I look at them.
I don't know who it is.
I know that I don't know, right?
And I was close to the guy for a while.
Like I could have put my hand on his shoulders, on his shoulder,
and we were yelling at each other,
and he fell down the stairs and ran away and stuff.
But I was face to face for five,
10 seconds and I couldn't pick him out of a lineup.
So what I did is I like put my finger on the picture.
I looked at the cop,
went to the next picture,
the next picture.
They were not playing.
No,
they like,
it was obvious.
I was like, is it a is it b is it c
looking for they were stone faced the police were not playing the i'm gonna tell you which one it
wasn't like the wire the time it's just c i love that scene in the wire i love that scene in the
wire where they go to uh her uh her bed the female cop get has been shot and they're like
she's like yeah it was definitely this one they're like what about this guy does this guy look
familiar because might be this guy you never know i mean we do know he was in the area and
he did call the boss and say he shot a cop. So could it be, did you see this guy?
And she's like, it was dark.
He's like, all right.
Not really helping us out here very much.
Yeah, the police didn't play.
And they did not catch him based on it.
Like they got fingerprints from our place.
They had the dogs come and follow him, follow his scent for some time.
And I don't know that they ever caught him, but I read in the paper some guy with that
M.O. got convicted of something like 36 counts of home invasion and burglary.
What a pro.
He was a drug addict.
Be good at what you do or really be just motivated.
He was just stealing small amounts of cash.
Doing what he loved and loving what he did.
You got to respect it. Yeah. Not what he loved and loving what he did. You gotta respect it.
Yeah.
Not everyone lives their own version of the dream,
but this guy did. He'd be a good guest.
Stealing money from my mom's purse.
What I was thinking is a good idea is
since apparently COVID is mostly
over now,
we can just pop on
over, make our PKA trip
in a couple months we can loot
and that is also i'm doing this a bit unfairly because i was hoping you guys would be able to
come here because we're better than the epicenter of where the fun gets going you know and when the
u.s starts in turmoil and we could we could pop around del mar and head a little further east
nothing to loot I would rather go
to a South American hellhole
than St. Louis, Missouri.
At least in South America I can
have a weapon. I'm not
coming to St. Louis.
I'm not allowed to go to St. Louis.
That's true. In the
truest sense, I couldn't even if I had the desire.
I'm trying to get permission now to go
to my dad's house to pick up some stuff that's stored over with him. I couldn't even if I had the desire. I'm trying to get permission now to go to my dad's house to pick up some stuff
that's stored over with him.
I thought they were mostly
relaxing on you a little bit more.
They're relaxing the drug testing.
It's not
like a decision, a conscious decision. It's just
protocol. It's not like they were like, you know that
cow guy, he's alright. Let's just not
test him anymore. It was like, alright,
the five month period of testing has ended.
It is ended. It's just protocol.
Looking for...
I'm having a hard time finding the picture, but
a dude proposed to his girlfriend, future wife,
at the protests yesterday or the day before.
Yikes.
And it actually seemed kind of sweet.
All the protesters were really...
They weren't the looters that you're thinking of.
Half of them were women.
There were kids there.
They had signs.
And some guy proposed to his girlfriend there and they all like everyone was kind of like oh my gosh this is so sweet like
we're seeing a marriage proposal it's kind of neat to see one and uh like yeah raleigh protests are
so bitch made compared to saint louis it's just not the same i can't find you think i'm gonna get
what get in the coming days you think it's gonna get better nationwide or worse because i think we're one little incident away
from it really popping off like all we need is like some cops to kill another black guy
like during these riots and that that'll be gg it depends how how bad it gets like really like
which side is going to be escalating more?
It seems like they're to the point,
especially with St. Louis,
they kind of have to pull out all the stops at this point.
You can't have people driving down public streets with guns firing.
That was awesome.
I mean, it's going to be winning at something, right?
Every time. Every time something happens i does that happen in other
cities in the country where something will happen in like brooklyn and then everybody all the friends
here i have in st louis are like when do you think it's gonna pop off huh like it's because
every time it does i'm enjoying the show frankly i hope that no innocent people are hurt i i truly
do hope that but um but you know and I've said this before and I know it's
insensitive and it's kind of shitty but
we watch these movies
that sort of like
the day after
tomorrow where the whole world's crumbling
and stuff and we find that entertaining
for a reason. You stop and
rubberneck at a car accident for a
reason. It's human curiosity. We're interested
in stuff like that.
When I fucking go on
Twitter or Reddit or whatever
and there's crazy shit popping off,
I gotta admit, it's entertaining.
Again, I hope that no
innocent people get hurt, but a lot
of the people that are in the streets right now don't qualify.
I find
news entertaining in general,
whether it be politics or riots.
I always like to keep up with current events. I'll tell you what I find entertaining. Sorry to interrupt, but i find news entertaining in general you know whether it be politics or riots or like i i
always like to keep up with current events i'll tell you what i find entertaining sorry to interrupt
but you i'm interrupting to talk about what you told me the other day you said that apparently
part of biden's campaign is legalization of marijuana and expungement of records yes i hope
he doesn't forget that when he's in office like they should like nudge him be like sir just to be clear do you remember your policies
could you list a couple of them for me yeah i am well i'm excited about that the prospect of that
because he's got to be behind our head by 10 points right now and and like trump is really
going to have to turn the economy around and end this
protesting thing in a in a in a in a good way and keep this virus under wraps until voting day if
he's gonna win yeah it'll be interesting to see how this virus stuff explodes or doesn't explode
based on the protests and people being out so rubbing shoulder to shoulder and everything yeah i mean i cannabis c-a-n-n-i yeah c-a-n-n-a oh canna canna yeah c-a-n-n-a-b-i-s
marijuana works i'm trying to find the search string on um his. I read it on his website.
I didn't believe it because I don't know.
Maybe I just applied Hillary.
She wasn't really pro-pot, if I recall, to Biden and thought it wasn't true.
And if I could find the right search page, the search string is cannabis and that's it.
Biden's opposition to marijuana legalization is at odds with most Americans' views.
Oh, this is from Vox.
Is Vox conservative?
No, they're liberal.
The position is more reform-friendly than that of Donald Trump, who opposes
both legalization and decriminalization,
but it's still out of step with the views of
U.S. voters, especially Democrats.
Two-thirds of adults support marijuana
legalization.
There's a date on that? Let me scroll up.
I'm looking for a date. May 18,
2020. So, 15 days
ago, roughly. Yeah, it says here
that he still opposes federal marijuana legalization, putting him at odds
not just with the majority of Democrats,
but also Americans overall.
Let me read this,
because this is from JoeBiden.com,
his actual website.
And he says, he wants to do this.
Decriminalize the use of cannabis
and automatically expunge all prior cannabis use convictions.
Biden believes no one should be in jail
because of cannabis use. As president, he would decriminal prior cannabis use convictions. Biden believes no one should be in jail because of cannabis use.
As president, he would decriminalize cannabis use and automatically expunge prior convictions.
And he just said that, he probably forgot.
And he will support the legalization of cannabis for medical purposes, leave decisions regarding
the legalization for recreational use up to the states, and reschedule cannabis as a Schedule
2 drug so researchers can study its
positive and negative impacts. Okay. Yeah. I found a similar article as you were reading that one.
I wonder how that will affect me because I was convicted for, or I pled to, I pled to
possession with intent to distribute. So the distribution charge might still stick. However,
it would seem like it would be lessened like like that conviction itself
even if it stays would be a less less of a conviction like like i don't know distribution
of a schedule two seems different than a schedule one joe no i meant to say sanders i think he drew
the line at non-violent so like non-violent pot stuff is a broader brush than use yeah you know
so sanders probably would have been
even better for you. I also had that same thought.
Kyle didn't really
get busted for use.
He got busted for distribution,
which is a bullshit definition. Everyone thinks
selling, but that's not what it was.
Yeah, it was they could prove
that I offered my girlfriend a joint.
Boo!
This is fascist. That's just being polite i was
convicted for sharing yeah they taught him and you were a jerk and now they punished him for it
uh but anyway that that's the page which i i feel like you can't get a better source than
joe biden's website you know it's better than vox or cnn or fox or whoever interprets it on our
behalf and uh this is like going straight to the Bible for your morale.
This is the source.
And that's the page.
And then up front, I copied and pasted from that part.
Yeah, sure.
Well, I hope that goes through.
It would be nice to, you know, get some relief on my end.
And if nothing else, like, like, like like it'd be cool if they legalized
the the medical marijuana uh like like federally because i qualify for medical marijuana um
especially with my cancer now and uh and i also i also i've got diagnosed ptsd so i can absolutely
get uh marijuana so it would be awesome if even though i'm on federal probation for marijuana i can get
medical marijuana and be smoking smoking medical marijuana on probation for marijuana that'd be
hilarious that's the funniest possible outcome because it's just it's just lame that you can't
smoke pot like yeah i know i would i agree i kind of only want to don't smoke it you know
like it yeah i don't want children to smoke it more for me yeah i mean only cool kids smoke so
not about i love that i was anti-pot a while not too long ago call it like 2012-ish or 13
something like that and i was just like yeah it's just it's a bad it makes you lazy i've come around
definitely the prosecution of pot is way more harmful to society than the consumption of it
yeah if it if i were like god emperor i mean i feel like alcohol is what we need to get rid of
like like alcohol is awful not only is it awful for you, it makes you
do awful things the way it's, it's, it really is a horrible thing. I, I, I think that we need to
get rid of alcohol and promote marijuana. I agree with half of what you said, but I would argue
that a lot of the same things are true, that if they started putting people in jail for alcohol
consumption, that that would be much worse for society
than the alcohol consumption itself.
Yeah, you can't jail people for something like that.
That's not how...
You've got to tax it.
Like, tax the fuck out of alcohol.
Like, well, yeah.
Send tax.
They already do.
Dude, you can get a handle of Tito's vodka for $35.
They're not taxing it enough.
You can get it way cheaper than that.
A handle is like 1.75 liters
almost 2 liters
no no
almost
it's like a
it's almost a gallon
it's like a half gallon right
it's more than a half gallon
2 liters
alright going into it I think a gallon is 4 liters tell me how close I am It's more than a half gallon. 1.7... I'm going to fucking...
Going into it, I think a gallon is 4 liters.
Tell me how close I am.
If you're holding it, it'd be like this much.
It's half a gallon. God damn.
It's.46 gallons.
It looks bigger.
It does look bigger than half a gallon.
What was that? Tito's...
A good vodka is like 35 a handle
you can get a handle of shitty vodka for 11 dollars
it is not good way too cheap and if you look at like red dog beer like those big tall boys
like for a dollar or whatever at the gas station i i haven't either. I have class. I read on Reddit that all vodka is exactly the same
and that it's federally mandated
and that people can't pass blind taste tests,
but I don't know enough.
Yeah, that's not true at all.
The differences are what it's made out of
because it's made out of different things.
Some of it's literally made out of potatoes.
Tito's, I believe, is made of corn, fermented corn.
But it's the filtration process.
It's how many times it's filtered.
And there's a different mouthfeel.
Like you might say the same about water, right?
And you look at all water and it looks the same.
But I could definitely pick Fiji water out of a blind taste test.
If it's compared to like Dasani.
Yeah, Dasani.
It has a mouthfeel.
It's shitty.
It has a Fiji has this thick mouthfeel to it that feels nice because of the
minerals that are in it.
Like so much better than tap water because of the bubbles.
Well,
no shit.
I can tell Coca-Cola from coffee,
but I,
I just judge them by how good the bottle they come in is.
And I don't always want a good bottle.
Sometimes what happened is the waste from bottled water became an issue.
So they found a way to make the bottle out of half as much plastic.
So it decomposes faster.
But you also feel it.
You're like, this is almost a...
You almost scratch through it with your nails.
It's like a Ziploc bag almost.
It's a different thing.
It can't hold itself under the weight of the water it came with.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, I better take a sip or this is going to spill.
Well, let's hope Sleepy Joe survives.
Not only will I get $100, but then I can spend it on weed maybe.
There we go.
That's the hope.
Yeah.
I know you're looking to end the show.
I'm very interested in his VP candidate because I'm not sure he has four years left in him.
Five almost.
He should pick Bernie.
That's who he should pick.
That would be so funny.
I know he's not going to, but I would love it if he did.
I hate that he said it was going to be
a woman. Not that I hate women,
only that I hate, like...
He didn't say...
Women for the sake of women. I'm going to choose the
best candidate out there. He said I'm going to limit
myself to just girls, and it's like...
Yeah.
It's conceivable that the best candidate is a woman.
I get that. It's almost
insulting to the job position and the future candidate because he's saying,
there's a lot of people who can do this job.
I mean, if we just narrow it down to women of color, dozens, hundreds of...
He could have made it not sex.
He could have said, you know what?
I'm definitely going to hire a redhead.
I'm going to fucking hire a redhead.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
I think the VP should have red hair.
I don't know that we've had a red-haired VP before.
And it's like, really?
You're just going to exclude all the blonde and brunettes for reasons?
In a serious country.
At all.
I'd be okay with the redhead argument, though.
Frankly, if he said that, I'd be on board.
Really?
Yeah.
When are you going to get freaking Ron Howard as VP.
Sexy as fuck.
Touche.
Alright, PKN 302.