Painkiller Already - PKN #306
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pkn 306 i'm psyched yeah man yeah um like 10 minutes ago um over in uh the pka discord
which by the way if you become i think maybe a five dollar patron you get access to but i know
like uh the 50 guys are all in there uh we've been talking about guns and nonsense but somebody
linked this thing about wings i guess he's suing home depot or no he's
looking for a lawyer to sue home depot for him um what grounds well for deformation of course
defamation did they change his shape formation yes they uh they deformed him
Yes, they they deformed him.
OK, OK. So now I can't pronounce it.
You ruined me.
You broke the defamation.
Defamation. Thank you.
They defamed him.
What they defamed him.
What happened there?
So what happened was, I guess.
And I'm putting some pieces together here
that he didn't have in the puzzle that was his clip. But it seems to me
that someone who works at a Home Depot that he went to
was like, holy shit, that's big boy.
I got to go in the back and snag some of the security footage.
And so they went in the back and they used their cell phone to record
the security
footage of him checking out yeah and then they took that video and they edited it into a fake
news report is that how that happened that's exactly how that happened i saw that and i'm
like that dude does look a lot like wings of redemption well that explains it
it's him now i gotta say he might have grounds not for defamation or even defamation
but something i don't know it might be a good idea to talk to a lawyer about this because he
is a public figure as it were um and they definitely did do something they shouldn't
have done by snagging that security cam footage and then doing whatever so it seems like more of
a like the company would fire that employee but then like a big lawsuit we left i don't know i
feel like we didn't spend enough time on the on the product that they created so so kyle described
how it happened but then they put together a video saying that Wings of Redemption
was what, arrested for shoplifting?
Yeah, I think I can...
Let's pull it up, because it's PKM.
Yeah, let me just get the whole thing.
This will just take, like,
five seconds. Okay.
Here you go.
This is what they put in the chat.
Oh, shit. I was about to, about to re-put it into the chat.
Let me jump over here.
So, obviously, there's a video attached that we would watch.
Okay.
Upon which I am queued at zero.
I am ready.
I'm laying it out. He hasn't done an interesting thing in so long that when when i
saw this i was like ah but it's going to be lame and then i saw it i was like yeah but we didn't
get any content from that because we're not even we're not even sure i'm happy nobody got any
content from that good yeah for him are we
ready should have made a video of that should have vlogged the whole thing that would have been huge
it would have been huge on twitch live stream the wings of redemption wedding honestly like i i
totally get why i wouldn't do that because it would ruin the entire experience but oh yeah
can you imagine how many people would be in that stream there would be i'd wear a tuxedo
there'd be tens of thousands of people in the stream i think he might pull 15 20 000 viewers
and i bet he'd get a lot of money like you know so the question wedding gifts yeah yeah dude
like so you're i know we're about to queue up on this video but like of course i've said it
a hundred times twitch is selling your mental health right that's what that job is might have got a good price might have got a really good
price if he live streamed his wedding he might have pulled in twenty thousand dollars yeah yeah
that's i think that's that's rather ambitious uh okay i get it though you know if i get married
look i think it'd be fun. Wait, what?
What did you just say?
I wouldn't do that.
Well, of course you wouldn't do that.
You have options.
You have options.
Taylor, do you know how much you would make, though?
You could pull in six digits.
It wouldn't be worth it.
Dude, you pull in four digits for watching 60 Days In.
You could absolutely pull in four digits for watching 60 Days In.
You could absolutely pull in six digits for getting married.
Honestly, the way to do it would be able to get one of those Ice Poseidon style streaming setups.
It's really nice.
And hire a wedding photographer.
And he's the one walking around with it.
And that actually doesn't seem that awful.
Having Ice be your wedding photographer?
God, no.
No, no.
I was like, did I miss you? You know better.
I know.
No, that's not what I meant.
Yes, that.
You have Blade there just hammered as people are being seen.
It's open bar, right?
It's open bar, right?
Can I put my dead leg in the punch bowl?
It's getting real hot.
I'm looking at the sidebar on the PKA subreddit.
It's time they gave you a capital T, Taylor.
This has been too long.
No.
I never noticed that.
All right.
Are we ready to hit play?
I am ready.
Ready, set, play.
I went to an Office Depot recently. Ready, set, play. I went to
an Office Depot recently.
Office Depot, my bad.
They took video of
one of the employees
took security footage
and stole it and took it
home of me making a
transaction and then they edited it
into a
news feed of
a gas station robbery.
Around 4.30 this morning, those officers were actually on their way to yet another robbery call.
I'm like, god damn, that does look like him.
Yeah.
I'm currently looking for lawyers for a defamation suit against Office Depot.
That isn't legal defamation.
I mean, like.
I'm so thankful no one is correct.
For somebody to have access to the security camera, right,
they would have to be a manager or hire at least a key holder
of Office Depot.
Fair enough.
That means that's one of their more trusted employees.
I don't know.
He used Office Depot resources to get video footage of me
and then used, in his free time,
deframed my character by pretending that I was stealing from stores.
I didn't catch that the first time.
The defamation part is them accusing me of stealing.
They deframed him.
I deleted the footage. They had a manager
walk in the back and videotape it with his phone.
That's why it looks like shit.
That's it.
Oh, I really wanted to see the video
where they made it
look like he was the robber.
That's what I saw.
I'll lurk in that.
Let's see.
Yeah, no, I-
Wings of Redemption and Robbery.
Yep, I got it.
If you search Wings of Redemption and Robbery.
On Google?
Google would probably work.
I just used YouTube.
Oh, okay.
It's almost 100,000 views okay already before i show this everyone i want you to understand i think you know from the context here this is fake wings redemption didn't steal
anything we are not deframing wings yeah i think this someone thought this would be funny we are
unframing him don't look at this very convincing footage and think that
they didn't edit the wings like legitimately buying something like a normal person that's
what happened all right ready set play thank you very much we are staying on top of some late
breaking news overnight police say a man and a woman have been busy robbing businesses on the
northwest side now unfortunately for them officers were also on the job and they managed to catch up with them katrina weber live where the arrest
happened which is near highway 151 in petrenko and you say it was a case of police being in
the right place at the right time katrina well that's right those officers just happened to
be passing by this area at the time when the call came in about a robbery here around 4 30 this Fake.
They put the overlay on the low.
Is it a cryon?
Is that what that's called?
Chiron.
Chiron.
Thank you.
That's actually not bad.
Oh, Jesus Christ
I've been deframed as well
this is my camera work
I think I'm
I've been deframed
that's from the workout
like the 30 days
that is a trademark FPS bootcamp
2016 property right there
that was just used to deframe wings
you know like 58 seconds that car was flying 2016 property right there that was just used to deframe Wings.
You know, like 58 seconds, that car was flying through that gas station parking lot behind her. Yeah. Absolutely
flying.
How great would it be
if the lawsuit actually paid off and Wings became like a multi-millionaire?
I would be so happy.
He's the one who puts the nail in the coffin of Office Depot.
Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos, another champagne glass clinking
in his CEO boardroom.
Ha ha, more big pens for us to sell.
Yeah, that would be pretty funny if he got money out of it,
but I don't think it's going to happen.
Okay, I only don't think it's going to happen,
not because of my sense of right or wrong or his uh
the quality of his suit i think that he won't get money out of them because it's a david versus
goliath thing and david usually loses you know that the fact that that's an interesting story
we retell is that the small guy won right if if goliath beat david would be like yeah obviously
i think that he has better than goliath is like the 1980 hockey team it's a way better story miracle on eyes true yeah i hear that they drug
the uh the russian goalie uh they uh they pricked him before the game with uh with a uh something to
dull his senses some guy people are saying the st louis blues did that last year to the boston goalie
you can see it in one of the clips. Well, it didn't help them much.
They lost.
They lost?
Well, now that's indisputable.
I bought the banner on Amazon.
See?
Oh, you're contributing to Bezos.
That's one of those President Clinton 2016 shirts.
That's just a faker.
There are entire huts thatched with Boston Bruins Stanley Cup champions
2019 in Namibia. And that's how I know we won.
Anyway, but back to the wings thing. Yeah, I think he does have a chance because for one thing
that video's got 100,000 views as you pointed out.
He has been deframed. People are seeing it
and some people are believing it and like i i feel like
trolling um doesn't play well in the court of law they're just like well clearly look at the
comments your honor all of these people are buying into it they believe the man is a criminal
and and just imagine the office depot lawyer being like no no see they're trolling. And the judge is being like, huh? Yeah, I've got one on my desk.
What?
One of those little feathers with the hair?
No. I've got the green gemstone one.
Yeah, I think he does have it.
If he had a decent lawyer,
if he had a decent
lawyer and he could prove that
an Office Depot
employee did, in fact, do this,
then I think he might have a case there.
I don't know what his damages would be.
He's been deframed, Woody.
No, but you have to prove damages, right?
You could botch a surgery on me,
and if I came out 100% fine, I don't get much out of it.
But you could make a case, right?
Not in a defamation lawsuit.
So think about that.
All he has to show is mental anguish.
Justin Bieber's doing this right now. Two girls accused him of something and he goes actually
i can 100 prove that's fake i'm suing both of you for 20 million dollars for defamation
and that's what's happening with justin bieber it's defamation whatever thank you but it's it's
not that you know they didn't beat him up or anything but the fact that he's a public figure
that change in perception that's tremendously negative, like being a rapist, that gives Justin Bieber the right to go after it.
So being a thief, very bad.
People don't like that.
And so Wings is a public figure.
That hurts his image if a bunch of people unknowingly start believing, oh, this guy was pretty good at Call of Duty, but he was robbing office depots.
No, thank you.
So you could make a case there that his public perception has been harmed.
I hear you.
I'm also an attorney, so I don't know.
Well, we'll need to speak to Cliff Hutchinson, but I think the man does have...
He's more out of his depth.
He's more of a video game attorney.
A basic defamation case?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Well, it's video game creator defamation.
Oh, well, when you put that word in there,
then suddenly it starts to make a little bit of sense.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
And makes digital content.
Did they insult his KD?
So one of the...
Back out of my depth.
The statement caused injury.
I wonder what his injuries are from this
and how would you like prove it
like quantify it i mean yeah that's a better term yeah there's not really any way to right
mental anguish my friends mental anguish you can't quantify that yeah you could say it caused
him a huge amount of stress which it would having a fake doctored video of you up there saying that
you're a criminal like he already gets so much shit i can see how this would bother him and it probably bothers him a lot here's another thing
you know he could say i'm a public figure my wife is not a public figure and now you're dragging her
into this i don't know how impactful that is but i think we're all wife you think i'm cautious about
saying this what if that's why he was really upset what if that was his girl his side piece that he had over at off the office depot like was like like spending lots of lots of cheddar on her for some fucking
off-white photo paper i thought he was alone in that thing was he not alone in the image yeah
baby i lay it down look at the taste thickness of it yeah he's alone in this there's no other
two reams there was a girl to the to the camera of him, but I'm not saying she was with him.
You know, it's funny though.
Oh, yes, you're right.
Briefly.
Yeah, and in the news report, if we can believe that reporter, they did suggest that that young lady was his accomplice.
Yeah, you're right.
So, yeah, I'm going to show it to everyone.
Kyle's right.
There is a lady to the left of her. They're paying attention to each other so we don't sounds about right that like
if you were to say they were just momentarily not paying attention to each other or apart i could
buy either one you know it's so funny uh so like what a weird thing to happen yes so strange dude we live in a crazy world when i when i
photoshopped when katrina or not katrina when uh sandy was going down in the middle of it and i
photoshopped all of that day after tomorrow footage into the news story nobody got hurt
no one was actually harmed that was a joke that was trolling i loved when you did that people
were mad i should have waited until the storm was over i hope we get real money out of this that
would be neat like they got a lot of views too 88 000 i think that's the one i saw for all i know
it's been re-uploaded and re-seen and we're talking about when taylor made the video oh i'm
sorry about hurricane katrina but then he put the footage from like 2012 or whatever with that skyscraper tall wave destroying the entire eastern seaboard.
And it's just the overglay.
I think I'd be like, oh, looks like we've got some action here.
Oh, and it's like people sprinting through the streets, taxis being thrown at them.
That was funny.
But anyway, yeah, that was like one of my biggest videos at the time.
It was hilarious.
I loved it.
And it got like 150K views.
Yeah.
And you know there were people who were like, good God, I thought it was just a little flooding.
Dude, the beginning of it, I got so many too fucking soon, you asshole.
You're a piece of shit.
Like just people who are floating in and didn't get the joke.
Or I guess they did get the joke and that's why they hated it.
Well, they got it.
But yeah, I really hope something happens with this for Wink.
Something positive happens with them.
I just don't know enough about the law or anything that like, what is the case here?
It seems like if I were to just take my common sense hat and put it on, it seems like the way Office Depot would handle this is like, oh, wow.
Thank you for bringing this to our attention.
We're going to find out who the employee or the manager was at that location and they're going to be let go because you can't be filming our security footage.
I think you can take him to civil court for defamation and mental anguish.
I wonder what amount he would ask for.
I mean, you would aim really high and then settle for something in the medium area.
I wouldn't.
He should be able to get five figures out of him.
He should be able to get, you know is gonna be able to get five figures team is gonna be able to get five figures out of them he should be able to get out of them he should be able to get out of them he should be able to get you know
you know
you know something considerable
something considerable
something considerable a pickup truck's worth
a pickup truck's worth
a pickup truck's worth
a pickup truck's worth seriously if this gets back to you
seriously if this gets back to you
seriously if this gets back to you wings i'm sorry if this gets back to you
wings i'm sorry if this gets back to you
wings i'm sorry if this gets back to you wings you really do need to find a
wings you really do need to find a
wings you really do need to find a lawyer and if you don't know how to do
lawyer and if you don't know how to do
lawyer and if you don't know how to do that
that
that you need to find someone who can help
you need to find someone who can help
you need to find someone who can help you find a lawyer all right like like you find a lawyer all right like like you find a lawyer all right like like i'm not gonna pretend like i know how to i'm not gonna pretend like't know how to do that, you need to find someone who can help you find a lawyer.
All right. Like, like, I'm not going to pretend like I know how to find one.
But my legal teams are usually different area of law.
All right. But but you do need to find yourself a real attorney and not someone who works in Myrtle Beach.
Hmm. Maybe.
I don't. You're probably Beach. Hmm. Maybe good.
I don't,
you're probably right.
I don't know.
But what you do,
this is,
I know a little bit about this.
Go to the American bar.org and they have a,
how to find a lawyer thing.
And they will find an attorney,
probably somewhere not far from you in the specialty that you're looking for.
When I needed to find an attorney, this is how I did it. I look at it and they're like, oh, everyone pointed to the same resources.
AmericanBar.org has a thing that matches people and attorneys.
If you don't have, if you're like Wings or like me where you're not really tied in the
legal community, you don't know who's who, that's a good way to start but he should actually follow up on this like not just
put it out there on a twitch video i feel like he's he was wrong he didn't do anything wrong
he didn't deserve this he didn't deserve it it is absolutely wrong i mean it's one thing when
somebody like takes something that you said
in a video or if you said something bad
or did something bad and then
they upload and say, hey, look at him saying
and doing bad things. But you're
fucking in the real world.
What was his crime? Buying scotch tape?
What do you do
at Office Depot?
Photo copies?
What a boring store. I've always said you should leave them alone in the
real world like office depot really seems off limits man if you can't feel safe in office
depot where can you feel safe nowhere there's a little part of me that's sympathy for the guy that
did this right the guy that did this is an office depot employee right a dick right let's not let's not
get that twisted but i bet he's like i never meant for all this i thought people would giggle
they did giggle they did giggle and it got just probably he knew it would be a big thing and so
yeah i think that's really really shitty what he did he put someone on the spot unknowingly and
yeah so he works at office depot let's say he has to pay a nice truck's worth
of penalties in this.
We'll call that 50,000.
Oh, you don't think he's paying?
You said Sybil.
No, no, no, no, no.
You think Office Depot's paying?
You're gonna have to go after Office Depot.
They should have secured that security area better.
You could do that.
If like this guy didn't have a key to that room
and that room should have been
Locked and that's definitely on Office Depot and and maybe they hired someone who wasn't should have been back there looking at security footage
That somehow did it instead of someone if the cashier that checked him out then went in the back and just like
Walked right into the security room and and got the footage which seems like the most likely
Happened isn't it? Yeah, how would this motherfucker know? He's probably sitting in the back and just like walked right into the security room and and got the footage which seems like the most likely thing right?
That's what happened, isn't it? Because otherwise how would this motherfucker know he's probably sitting in the back, you know, uh comparing pens
Yeah as a manager whatever you do there, but here yeah, this is that's that's definitely what happened
That would be my guess my best guess
But uh, but yeah best of best of luck to you wings. I hope you get a big
It's i mean it's the american way suing people and getting money you don't you don't necessarily deserve.
It's it's something you should absolutely look into.
That'd be hilarious because I know he'd immediately buy himself a big old truck.
I think he just didn't he just buy himself a big truck.
Yeah. What's your point?
True. Trucker Touche. Yeah.
Two's better than one.
So I think you can tow the old one.
I think
according to my Twitch chat,
the second least reliable
source of information on the internet,
he sold the Mustang
and bought a new
I think, or maybe
one-year-old Chevy truck.
His turnover on cars is so fast.
He must get bored of them insanely quick. You're right. Or maybe like one-year-old Chevy truck. His turnover on cars is so fast.
He must get bored of them insanely quick.
You're right.
I was about to argue against that because he – He has to be piling up debt every time.
Like there's no way he's winning on each of these transactions.
Everyone has to be like $1,000 to $10,000 like added on to the next – like no.
You're probably – I don't buy and sell cars and win.
I tell you, if I buy a car, it costs me money.
No one, look, I, it's one of the few areas
that I have a lot of expertise in.
I'm telling you, you don't flip cars and make money
unless you really have tons of patience
and you have a lot of cars.
Like, you don't just.
And subject matter
expertise right more so than wings or i have right like like like um you know i'm so bad vin wiki
thank you that's exactly what i was looking for uh vin wiki for example can identify that you know
that a car is undervalued on the market and stuff right but oh sure i'm the kind of guy wiki takes
advantage of you know yeah i'm his customer know, he's finding those finding those exotic cars that have niche markets and stuff
and then exploiting that. Yeah, we're talking about regular plain Jane automobiles, right?
You know, you're right. One 50s and Silveradoes and, and four cylinder Mustangs and such.
And and then, and then that And then that had been a collision.
There's no way you flip that
and even break even after a short period of time.
That's just not the way that loans work
or buying things work or selling things works.
I nearly argued he doesn't flip cars
because he kept that Chevy truck for so long.
I don't even know that he sold it,
but it was like, dude, he's had that thing for 12 years he's not a flipper but i'm wrong there's the
mustang there's that weren't there two fords in the middle um and then there was the girl's truck
yeah he he pulls the trigger on cars kind of quickly but allow me to be a hypocrite for a second the 2021
Ford f-150 completely has my attention it's like they it's like the CEO of
Ford said what does what he really want in a new truck I am really happy with my
truck but there's a few things that could be better about it and shit I
didn't even think of in Ford is taking all these boxes so sync for this is the smallest thing I don't even know what's
new but the number has gone from three to four and obviously I need that what
does that mean oh that's the name of the software and like their radio and
entertainment system so like the GPS is better like the GPS is better? Yeah, the GPS is better.
It'll have a new menu system, I assume.
And it does a lot, right?
Like the heated steering wheel turns on through sync in some way.
Like, you know, it's the interface to your car.
Okay.
So that's the weakest of my arguments.
There's some better ones, though.
It's hybrid.
So the fuel economy has gone up.
And that's just neat.
Like, I don't need that, but i like it i like i like that there's like an electric motor in there and a battery
doing shit and that it's storing it from it or power when you hit the brakes and like it there's
a nerd in me that finds that attractive i fully recognize there are people that might find it
unattractive but if you're a nerd and you're like, dude, this thing stores ions or something when you hit the brakes, you're like, oh, nice.
All right, so that's a thing.
It has a generator built into it.
Now, I have this unique use case where I take this trailer.
You guys have maybe seen it.
It looks like a utility trailer on the outside, but inside it's decked out like a hotel room.
And I have a small generator.
It is one of the quieter generators you can buy,
but it's still loud.
And it's especially loud in comparison to a tent,
the people I would be sharing space with, right?
These guys want to exist in the quiet of a camping night,
and I'm like burring away.
I do what I can.
I park out to the side and I put the generator on,
I put the trailer in between the generator and the tent,
but it's still a problem and I really need it
because I have that CPAP machine.
There is no sleeping in silence for me.
So the truck has a generator built into it,
which I assume is the noise level of like a motor,
an engine, a car engine, like just above silent.
You know, like a truck running is nothing
compared to like a generator.
So that is really neat.
It has a generator built into it.
And their use case was to run like miter saws
and air compressors and shit like that.
But for me, I would power my air conditioner
and my CPAP overnight.
Love it.
And then the last thing, my truck has a lane assist,
I think.
Basically what that means is if I go to the side,
like where the dotted line is,
it bounces you back into the middle.
And if you don't touch the wheel at all,
it kind of pinballs back and forth
from lane marker to lane marker.
You look like you're drunk.
It's nice.
You don't even realize how often maybe you got towards the dotted line.
I thought I was a perfect driver.
And now like, you know, if you're trying to pick
your favorite song off Spotify or something,
you know, you can drift over that dotted line
and never realize that you were imperfect.
Unless you have, you know, bro trucks saying,
hey dude, i got you put
you back in the middle and uh i like that but it's moving from that to lane centering lane centering
is a constant adjustment that keeps you on a rail in the center of the lane oh that's great yes
that's way better yeah so they're moving from what i would call like lame helping to elite level helping and uh those
are like it's 2021 this is all vaporware at this point i haven't seen it but i can imagine a world
where you know if i'm feeling thick in the pocket in 2021 we're like what does it cost to put me in
this thing you know what if I trade in this
18 and do the thing that dumb people do which is keep a car for three years and trade it in
what does that run me you know just just tell me uh what do you think Kyle if you were to pull
his number out of thin air knowing nothing um I'm guessing where your truck you have right now is close to the 50 000
well i think i bought it for like 55 but you know i don't know what it's worth it's an 18
yeah um it's it's probably less than 20 less than 20 so you think it would cost about 35 no i'm the other way i
think it might cost you less than 20 to like get back to like upgrade to the next one oh okay so
25 is the number i had in my head if you paid 55 and i'm sure that's with all the rebates and maybe
a bit of a discount like i mean what was the msrp 64 or Yeah, see what I mean? Like, like the thing's probably worth 4030 35 to
40. And this new one's gonna be you know, another right back to 55. So you're looking at like $20,000
that would be very tempting. We'll see what it looks like in real life. You know, it's just vaporware
now. But if they told me like 18 grand to slide into this new stuff, I'd be like, you probably
don't have any miles. I know you have taken very good care of it. Yeah, I take good care of it
And I like you said, it's probably low miles for um
The three years or whatever it is two years. Do you know how many roughly?
18 maybe oh, that's super low. Yeah. Yeah
So, um, yeah, I don't driver it like that. Most drive to work, and that racks up a bunch of miles.
I just go on vacation once in a while.
Tell me what your current truck is.
It's 2018.
2018 F-150 Platinum.
That's a...
I don't know.
What else?
Four doors.
Four doors, yeah.
Four-wheel drive.
V8.
Taylor, arms looking huge, by the way.
Oh, thanks. Mostly fat.
That's what more plates, more dates would say.
Look at Captain America.
I think that's mostly fat you couldn't pay me to take my shirt off in front of that guy
like I'm actually getting into sumo this is an intentional bulk looks like you're not doing enough with your calves
i have a diet tip it's been working for me so about five days ago uh i was eating vegetables
and i knew they were hot i could see the steam because they were like freshly cooked super hot
but my dumb ass uh spooned them in anyway or forked them in i burnt the roof of my mouth now it hurts so much
even five days in like how hot do you cook your vegetables five days later here it was terrible
it's like it's so bad i i this is one of the worst burns i've ever had somebody taking a
wooden spoon and testing the boiling water before they put the pasta in.
The spoon melts.
But it burns so bad.
And just eating regular food,
like my famous George Foreman chicken,
is painful.
But the things that you might snack on,
like chips and salsa or trail mix,
do you know how unappealing peanuts are
when they just turn into shrapnel and hit the roof of your mouth? like chips and salsa or trail mix. Do you know how unappealing peanuts are
when they just turn into shrapnel
and hit the roof of your mouth?
It's really been good for my life, for snacking.
I have definitely burned my mouth on pizza terribly.
And then first of all,
it didn't stop me from eating the rest of the pizza.
And like later in the night,
I'll be like eating goldfish by like,
like, eye of the mouth.
I'm not even really enjoying it.
Then you get the cheek salt burns.
I've been eating so many Cheez-Its or goldfish that you get a raw, chafed salt burn.
Thanks for bailing me out there, Kyle.
I thought you were going to leave me.
No, I was going to jump on salt and vinegar potato chips during a drive i've done that oh those are you
unique kettle cut salt and vinegar chips you have one little uh panera bread size bag of those and
you'll get that effect you can eat dozens of bags of goldfish before you start getting the tongue
roughness and before you start having to rotate the salt side up or down between the roof of your mouth and the tongue.
I like to imagine that Taylor is like somewhere between two and three dozen bags.
Before you have to start rotating them to stop the bleeding.
No, I did try to have chips and salsa the other day.
And I find myself.
And you get your girlfriend a baby bird them to you
i'm breaking down the chips with my front teeth and i'm like this is just not how you chew
like this is stupid and i had less of them yeah i think you could do that truck upgrade
for 20 or less really i would say less i think your truck's probably worth
would say less hmm i think your truck's probably worth 45 hmm well we'll see what what it looks like at the time comes we might be on this uh maybe you know rapid what is we'll call the
economy slingshotting back in 2021 or we might be in the depths of the great depression or something
and and i'm like,
you know,
my current truck looks fine.
In any case,
I think car sales are going to be low.
I mean,
they're bad.
There's probably,
probably be rebates and stuff,
even on a new one.
Maybe,
you know,
what,
what companies have gone out so far gone out any big ones that since Corona are just like,
we're,
we can't maintain this anymore.
Or is it pretty much all like small mom and pop chain?
The movies,
the movie cinemas are really struggling big time.
The government bailouts have been really significant.
So I think it's early to take like a death toll.
Yeah,
that'd be a good term because the other governments held up big and small
businesses.
I won't name who,
but I was talking to a small business owner recently and he got a significant
boost to keep things going.
But that will dry out.
Dry up, I should say.
And we'll see then.
Plug in another round of it.
They'll have to.
Corona's about to heat back up.
It already is.
Yeah.
Everywhere that's had big protests, big activity.
I'm back on lockdown.
I'm not going
anywhere i've got to go to the surgery and it's like uh i'm getting an uber to the surgery place
and an uber back and uh i like made sure that i was like uber uber drivers wear face masks right
i was like looking in the fine print because i don't take fucking ubers i haven't forever
yeah yeah they do and i have to wear one. I was so happy that I found that out.
The deaths are way down,
which I guess is good.
I interpret that to mean we're better at treating it. One thing I
heard, and gosh, don't get medical information
from Pink Hill already, is that
ventilators aren't as helpful as we thought they were.
Remember, ventilators were the big thing.
It was essential to treating
COVID patients. Trump was alluding to that like months and months ago.
He's like, yeah, you guys keep talking about these ventilators, but he like didn't want to say it.
You could tell someone had told him, don't say that.
And he was just like, but, you know, you've seen the numbers with the ventilators, right?
Dude, so I was, ventilatorsators people who go on ventilators die
right yeah that happens a lot something like look i got this number from twitch
but something like 80 of people who go on a ventilator don't live but this is beyond covid
and everything but it's like yeah but that if they go on a ventilator they're in bad shape these are
people who are brain dead these are people who've been in horrific car accidents people who lost their
jaw and i think the real stat to look at there is probably that 20 20 of the people who go on
ventilators we're gonna die without the ventilator okay i like that yeah yeah but um so with covet i
don't know i guess they've just found better things to treat it than ventilators.
And I don't know what that is exactly.
I doubt it.
I think we're probably just underreporting.
Yeah, I don't think they've come up with any better way to treat it whatsoever.
They've just gotten rid of some of it.
They decided that the hydroxychloroquine or whatever Trump was touting for a while is absolutely a no-go.
Did you see the Chinese have a vaccine they're giving to their soldiers I didn't test that I actually have a counter they
are I'm sure they've been testing it on people for a while they've discovered that steroids are
really helpful in treating it I don't know well that's good yeah so it'd be cool to get covid
and come out buff I think that's a thing that idiots say like every time they put me on what is like the lane steroid you might get the zone is that it
yeah i'm like is this gonna help not build and they're always like no it's not good well maybe
like a little no how can it not make you retain water and you're gonna feel bloated no it's that
scene from uh sopranos when they're putting putting Adriana on the prednisone.
And he's like, give me a little bit of moon face.
You saw Jerry Lewis in the final years, right?
And the mother's like, she's getting married.
No, that didn't end up mattering, did it?
No, no, it didn't.
No.
Yeah, prednisone is not muscle building whatsoever.
Make sure it's like me.
It gives you that moon face look, and it's mostly for the anti-inflammatory.
That's what it's for.
I've been on prednisone before.
It fucked me up.
Really? It gave me like off.
Yeah.
Whenever they misdiagnosed my syphilis, they put me on prednisone because they thought
it was some sort of skin infection.
All it did was made me gain a ton of
water weight made my back break out in acne that took eight months to get rid of even after eight
months yeah it was like this 2014 no okay yeah 2014 2015. somewhere in there yeah that's when
all the the skin fell off my palms and the soles of my feet that was fun um yeah that was that was great i was i was sitting around in rubber gloves full
of olive oil all day just like this like this my girlfriend was like what what are you doing
i was like don't worry about it don't worry about it i need to pee again
there's a couple of fps russia videos from back then where like i'm
wearing shooting gloves because just touching the grip of a gun would make my hands bleed
the skin was so thin it was like paper thin like squeezing the like like good that was undiagnosed
syphilis or was that yeah misdiagnosed is something else is uh i don't remember what they thought it
was but they put me on prednisone.
Was it syphilis that hurt your skin?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
How long did you have to have it before that happens?
Probably a while.
A year, something like that.
Two years, something, you know, somewhere in there.
Yeah, I was not a fan.
So, yeah, she put me on prednisone,
and I was like, oh, maybe hope my hands grow back.
Cause they were just so gross.
I have pictures of them somewhere, but they're just like-
Just Taylor's fine.
There were these huge blisters that popped up everywhere.
And then they like went away,
but then like the skin beneath, you know how,
if you ever pop a blister,
how the skin underneath is incredibly sensitive. That what my that's what both my hands turned into the entire
palm of my hand and on my fingers and and and like i would like try to pull off the dead edges
and they were like you haven't been pulling off the dead edges have you and i'm like
pretty much constantly yeah oh don't do that don't do that i'm like i'm like well i've been doing it like all the fucking time you know it's all i do now is pick
my hands they're like no no i was like i also use this cream that the other doctor gave me she's
like oh not that not that anything but that i'm like what then she's like olive oil and i was
like i'm at the wrong doctor's office. But what, extra virgin?
Yeah, I literally did that.
I would take rubber gloves, fill them up with olive oil,
and then put them on my hands,
put rubber bands around the wrist
so that every time I elevated my arms,
olive oil wouldn't run down.
Did it work?
No!
I mean, eventually my hands grew back,
but I think I just got over it.
I think it was good for like...
Not at all due to the olive oil.
Well, they were delicious, but...
The olive oil kept your hands from cracking and stuff, right?
Exactly.
I think that was the goal.
And I mean, they were finger licking good.
They were just disgusting though.
So gross.
And the soles of my feet were the exact same
scenario and you can't do anything about that so i just wore i think i would rub them down with
olive oil and then put my socks on so my toes were all squidgy all day it was super gross
that sucks the thought of walking around with the that's how it was that's how it was all the time
for eight months or whatever it was yeah
i'm making videos and i'm wearing rubber gloves full of olive oil with shooting gloves over them
and i'm like yeah i'm just being tactical that's all i don't
i don't have hand rot or anything guys you know don't worry about it it it's been a good episode can i bring up a new topic yeah sure taylor did you see the
pink shirt khakis gun toting dude and the protesters i know exactly where that is there
are bars around there i know exactly where that is there's a strip club and a gas station.
My haunts.
It's one of those areas,
central West end,
that neighborhood.
So like,
you know how there will be like the downtown area. And then there's like ancillary little like downtown,
almost hubs.
Maybe St.
Louis is different in that way where it's like,
there's still the city style and everything,
but it's maybe 15,
10 minutes,
really eight minutes from downtown,
but it's still got the old
architecture it's right next to forest park which is a big like in the middle of the city park we
have there and these houses are fucking enormous like that guy's house it's from like the early
1900s uh if you haven't seen the photos online of it so they like they've like spent like millions
refurbishing this and like it it looks like you could use it in a movie.
It's insane how crazy the inside of the house is.
But yeah, I saw that.
I know exactly where that area is.
I know where the gate is that they tore down
to get into the private neighborhood.
I know exactly where that gate is.
That's right at King's Highway.
And fuck, what's the other road?
If I saw it, I would know it.
But yeah, it's right on King's Highway.
Yeah.
I have no...
Look, they're demonizing those people on the internet.
And I don't understand why.
They're like, look at these ridiculous white people.
All we did was tear down the gate of their community.
And, you know, get a big crowd of angry people outside their house.
And they're standing on their property with firearms.
Look at Whitey.
And it's like, I don't know, man.
You guys have been burning stuff down a lot.
And you didn't care.
And this is in the wake of maybe people in St. Louis.
Maybe it didn't make national news.
But this is in the wake of there was a big bunch of people spray spray painted the the king louis statue like you know st louis is named after after that and they're
spray painting them and messing with them and then uh catholics a big catholic like group or
something like they started scrubbing it down the next day and then those people who were scrubbing
it down got attacked by some not rioters and not protesters, but violent agitators, I guess.
And they just attacked, like run out of there,
just like literally punched, kicked,
like I think someone was hit with a board and stuff.
And so like people know this is kind of shit's happening in these areas of St. Louis.
And so, yeah, it's pretty understandable
that you see there's an iron gate
in your private neighborhood
and they tear it down to the point that it's bent
and then hundreds of people are storming like on your neighborhood i saw i believe i saw a clip
where people are starting to edge their way onto the lawns of it and it's like even if they didn't
it's all private it's like you can't do this like this it's that's scary that's scary there's
a little background we left out which is um so like taylor said it's a private gated neighborhood
it turns out the mayor lives in that private gated neighborhood it turns out the mayor
lives in that private gated neighborhood excuse me and that's where they were going to
now i don't expect this couple to know that they're not going to read the minds and even if
they do how many protesters does it take to like misbehave and i don't know mess with some other
house just because they're all obviously well-to-do people living in this neighborhood but um the mayor had doxxed
protesters or something and maybe you know that who did the mayor doxxed they they gave out the
names and addresses of people that wanted to defund the police maybe am I close on that
it was yeah the people like that the people who are calling like I think like kind of the bigger
names in the movement at least in the St.is area she's like these people are the ones defunding of it well
okay what i heard was like it was remarkable and that they weren't bigger names they were like
people who said it on their facebook page or belonged to a facebook group and then they
docked them people belong to a group of people who wanted to defund the police either way whether
they were a big name or not that's not appropriate for a mayor to be doing yes so the protesters took exception to that
and they were going to go to the mayor's house and don't know protest break shit burn shit like
it could be anything on that spectrum right it could be a peaceful protest on private property
but uh you know just shouting and being protesters or they could have i don't know freaking thrown shit through
the windows thrown shit through the windows they're gone in there like they're french royalty
and overthrown them or something like it could be anywhere on the spectrum right you don't know
where that stops she's not a very popular mayor uh when you have protesters there's always that
risk that they convert into mobs yeah so uh so
this couple is on their front yard with their gun saying stay away from my
property the Internet's laughing at them and I like I guess I'm the guy on the
show that has maybe the most empathy for the protesters but I have empathy for
the gun owners in this particular situation.
I see myself in some ill-fitting pants
with an M4 more than I do.
Dude was dressed nicely.
Those fit well.
Well, I think anyone over 25 can understand.
I think that he was testing the tensile strength
of the button on those pants.
I think those pants fit 15 pounds ago.
It turns out there were no rounds fired.
The button from the pants exploded off.
Doesn't matter if you meant to or not,
now I'm one eye down.
Half a moon of Dockers stuck in his-
Probably should, like the wife is the problem,
the problematic part, because i look at her
she looks like she first of all she's hideous and second of all like her body language just says
you put mayonnaise on my sandwich and and i didn't order that and now you're gonna die
like like she's got her hand on her hip like her hand on her hip and the finger on the trigger and
she's just waving it around,
pointing at anything and everything.
At least he's like gone at his hip finger off the trigger.
Like get back,
get the fuck back.
Don't come on my property.
Why are you here?
You are,
you're trespassing.
But she's just like,
I don't know.
I would not want her near me with a firearm.
I agree.
If she had just...
I actually don't think I fully understand
what brandishing really means.
But if she had her finger off the trigger and the gun pointed low,
is that called the low ready position?
Then that's how she should have been doing it.
Instead, she had this
bent arm, non-gun owner.
It was lame.
Like the husband is into guns and he's like it's getting real
hun i'm taking it just i can take this and then i think there's something out of the house mustard
on her shirt it was it was just did she yeah i'm showing people the picture you can't see the
mustard in the picture but i like the one uh taylor texted us of him edited into the a picture from predator where it's like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse
Minter and like everybody.
And they're all got their guns and you know,
like shirtless or various stages of undress in the fucking jungle.
And then there he is in the khakis.
Big shirt holding his gun.
Yeah.
I mean,
it's well,
yeah.
Yeah.
I don't,
I don't know what actually ended up happening with the mayors. That story was so much bigger than what happened with the mayor. Shit. I don't know what actually ended up happening with the mayors that story was so
much bigger than what happened with the mayor i don't know i think they made it to her house
and like oh yeah that's it yeah i don't even know what happened they could have murdered the mayor
and and it would have it the story would have been the same i don't know i i don't i'm all for
telling both sides of any story and it doesn't seem like anybody
wants to do that. Yeah. I just find like if they were outside my house, I'm like, what is the best
way to handle an angry mob that's gone onto your property? He said it was private property. I don't
know if it was his private property or what the deal was like, how do you handle that? Probably
tactically the best
thing to do is to stay inside and aim your gun and like not give away your position but he's
standing in front as sort of a hey i'm warning you type thing yeah which yeah i understand right
these people have spent millions of dollars on this house not even just buying it but renovating
it like this historic house and there's a bunch of people on your property and you don't know what's going to happen that you all you know is that you're
the closest house to the iron gate that keeps it private and they just tore it down so hard that
they bent it and hundreds of people are coming in like yeah you're going to be fucking scared
like you're going to be scared and you're going to want those people off your property that's what
guns are for right like like yeah this is like like what are guns for if they're not for like angry mobs and hopping onto your private
property yeah right like and your family and you're like i don't know who's inside but
uh like i don't think they have kids this is what you can acquire with no kids
church of kyle probably get another he'd probably get a better ar-15 too lately
he's right he put it oh that was just the one closest to him in that particular room that
thing looked pretty stock i i think it's a hundred percent stock you know he's he's got no frills on
that bad boy um he could do a lot better mine's better than his that's a that's like a four or five hundred
dollar ar right under outside guys gets iron sights on it still come on bro yeah you need
to get yourself flat top get yourself a nice whole scope get out a carry handle get some p
mags bro shame bro you got some p bags yeah you guys got a beautiful home and a to your gun that is that that's my biggest
qualm with the whole thing wow look at that lame ass rifle he's got it yeah come on maybe it would
have looked better if he had a bolt action out there or a shotgun comes out dressed like a like
a Revolutionary War guy what it I can only take one of you down before you storm me to be honest Comes out dressed like a revolutionary war guy. What is...
I can only take one of you down before you storm me.
To be honest, if I was to make a gun improvement,
if I could only do one,
I'd have made her like a full-size 9 or something.
She had a...
Next to a mouse pistol, practically.
She got like a.380, I would guess.
Me too.
Yeah, I don't recognize it exactly, but...
I don't either. That is a pocket gun of some sort
yeah i don't know much about those little semi-auto compact pistols um
i like the lcr and lcp and and stuff like that i like rugers in general they're cheap and they
work but uh but yeah i i didn't like her she was bad for the visual um but but the the the whole
narrative that like these are the bad guys or that there's something wrong with what they did
like like on the whole it's just nonsense it's like let's do anyone would do the same thing
what room for improvement did they have aside from giving her a better gun and trigger discipline and
maybe low keeping her inside would be good okay um yeah i i don't
i don't want her she's pointing the gun at him at times she's just like she's like lighthousing the
world well he muzzle swept his wife too yeah that's why she needs to be inside okay okay but i
yeah because she's not gonna help like like she's not gonna do anything and like it's not gonna go
well it's i'm just imagining the scenario in which
he starts shooting, and then
she starts shooting, and then
that doesn't help. There's no scenario in which she
helps. She should be by a table
packing bags. She should be
inside getting that mustard stain out.
Honey, we've got a bit of a snafu
out front. I'll take care of it. Get yourself together.
Go in there and finish making my sandwich.
Good God, it's all over you.
A little more mustard on it because I know where the mustard
I asked for went.
All over your blouse, which I purchased for you.
Is that yellow mustard? You know I like the brown.
Just see what kind of house
we live in. You got me French's
classic yellow. You know what?
Go out there alone.
Go out there alone?
I just linked it. Look at some
of the photos. Okay, I'll make the sandwiches
since you can't even do that, right? You go defend
the home.
And he's like, Christ.
Is that his home? Yeah, that's his home
and then there's a bunch of other photos.
Dude, this shit makes the Game of Thrones room
look weak as fuck.
I'd have opened fire immediately.
Go to the left of it
where they're standing in the middle of their
giant staircase with all the
mosaics and paintings.
This is
the most mind-blowing
house I've ever seen.
This is extraordinary.
This is like a movie set.
Yeah. It's so fucking nice. The Lannisters.
Okay, now I can see it from space. Or from the air, I should say.
Oh my god. And yeah, you can see that they're the first house right after
that Iron Gate. Fuck you. I'm keeping the ad blocker. I just won't read your fucking article.
I don't mean to throw stones, but this yard's way too small to launch
a paramotor from. Just saying.
That's alright. I've got my own air pool.
It's only a matter of time then until these neighborhoods
are in real fucking trouble.
It's only a matter of time then until these neighborhoods are in real fucking trouble.
Or actually, no.
That's a sick fucking house.
Oh, has he got the slave quarters off to the side?
That's not off to the side.
That's a continuation of the house.
I'm kidding, yeah.
Also not slave quarters.
Yeah, that's what Taylor took offense to.
The slave quarters are attached, Kyle, for heaven's sakes.
He was making the house seem like it wasn't as big as he was yeah he's a i they're both lawyers for the mccluskey law firm
personal injury and saying easy do they handle deformation you know let's get the mccluskeys on
the case but based on this he's within our range yeah this is a this is doable like our price wings price range i love this
guy as a guest i well i feel like listen when you hire an attorney for a defamation suit you
shouldn't pay like the attorney should take a piece of the winnings that's that's what you're
looking for yeah this is yeah like with class action the fifth dining room the fifth time it's a sick house
i mean this is yeah this is extravagant and it was like all shitty and and then when they bought it
like 20 years ago or something they started putting millions in they i mean what is this
like 10 million oh and it might even be more than that yeah i mean i don't know what the property
there is worth.
You know, that's going to be relevant.
That's a really expensive area to live, the central west end.
God, this one photo of like, I don't know, an office or something.
Yeah, the first one.
There's like a, God, with the ads.
Get out of here.
That would be so intimidating.
All that woodwork.
Yeah.
I just saw the fence, the gate they busted down dude it's it's
i just saw the photo taylor described of them on the staircase this is out fucking
look at that painting in the background of like ancient man with a falcon on his arm
and the and the naked lady uh clutching at his at his at his leg oh my
god this house is absurd yeah i'd have opened fire immediately if this was my house
and there's a mob outside honey we got to go outside why because if they kick in the front
door we're already down 600 thou yeah i was about to say if they throw a rock, I have to get a new mortgage.
You understand that, right?
This is our $25 million mansion.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Now, the more we look at how incredible this home is, the lamer that rifle looks.
That's true.
You know, he should come out there with just 10 armed militiamen that he keeps on retainer
with the benefit of hindsight I feel like the best way to handle it would have been to like
I don't know sit there with the gun pointed at no one casually by his shrubs and let them walk
past which is what they were intending on doing it I need him sitting in a lawn chair with an
iced tea and the ar-15 in his lap i see that maybe a scar with
a house like that those are the best optics yeah sit there acr better than that you know that's
only 2800 this guy needs a fully kitted out like wilson combat like just just he needs the tactical
vest oh geez i don't they would have made fun of that oh if he was a little fitter
maybe not yeah maybe a tac-tac armored rig oh maybe a level five body armor i'll pack i'll get
you through that crap but it's uh i i don't know man i i would not i'm just imagining like like
It's, I don't know, man.
I would not.
I'm just imagining, like, I don't live, I live in a community that has a gate.
I won't call it a gated community.
It's just a community with a gate.
But it's kind of nice here.
And if that happened here, I would really wish I had a gun.
I didn't think of that through.
Yeah, you got to get real good with your shurikens.
I would be there carving up a bar of soap to make it look like a small gun.
A little Derringer.
Yeah, yeah.
You'd look like the wife.
Maybe.
Someone's getting injured a little bit.
Yeah.
You're going to have to take half an hour off of this nonsense, I tell you what.
Derringers are so fucking hard to shoot.
I was at Knob Creek, and for those who don't know,
derringers are these little bitty, like, pocket,
literally pocket pistols, like, and I've always seen them.
You know, the barrel breaks down, straight down.
You put two bullets in them, and you snap it back together,
and they're almost always in very small calibers like pistol calibers like 22 is popular 22 magnum is popular um stuff like that but also like like slightly bigger pistol cartridges
like maybe a 25 or something but there was this company i was talking to once and they didn't
have enough money so i wouldn't do their video. But they made
Derringers that took rifle
cartridges. They
made a.308 Derringer.
Let me see if I can find it. It's
so outrageous.
The purpose is just a novelty gun?
I mean, do you want
a hunting round in your pocket?
Well, I think that without a longer barrel, it gets a little wasted.
But it's, I guess, still better than a.22.
It definitely does.
It's definitely not getting up to its top speed and all that stuff.
It's really just a silliness factor.
Yeah, after...
I forget.
No, no, I forget.
I'm trying to discern.
Maybe after your 20th gun, you start getting into the novelty shit, right?
Like maybe after your 15th, it starts off like, well, I want a nice shotgun.
I'd like a lever action.
I need a full-size pistol, a little pistol, carry pistol, this or that.
Once you get a dozen guns in, it's like, oh, look at this one.
It's two feet long and it's a pistol.
That's kind of cool.
You know, mix it up as you go.
Often like the silliest stuff is some of the cheapest stuff too.
I think this is the one the Joker had.
It's like...
It's an 88 Magnum.
It shoots through schools.
Oh, Jesus.
You ever see that movie Johnny Dangerny dangerously with michael keaton
the the there's a bad guy he says that he pulls out this he it was it was during the time dirty
hair he was popular and he pulls out his huge magnum he's like he's like that's some pistol
you got there johnny he's like it's an 88 magnum it shoots through schools
that was before that was before
that was before shootings were very popular that was a
shootings were very popular that was a
shootings were very popular that was a time when that wasn't politically
time when that wasn't politically
time when that wasn't politically incorrect to say
incorrect to say
incorrect to say nobody
nobody
nobody this may be always politically incorrect
this may be always politically incorrect
this may be always politically incorrect to say
to say
to say ah that's why it was funny though johnny
ah that's why it was funny though johnny
ah that's why it was funny though johnny dangerously is the name of that movie
dangerously is the name of that movie
dangerously is the name of that movie it's funny
it's funny
it's funny wanna call it a wrap
wanna call it a wrap
wanna call it a wrap yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright. Painkiller Nearly 306.