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pkn 321 what's up boys how's everyone's day going not too bad not too bad total disappointment
i had like a total disappointment i had the smallest goals like i'm gonna wake up today
i'm gonna fix my paramotor i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do that what do i do i don't know a bunch
of scav runs um escape from tarkov i uh i took a nap i think um you think
i uh i hung out with jackie you don't even know right i hung out with jackie and um and i had a
coffee that's about my day thus far i i have not i have not contributed to the gdp at all
what would watson think when oh dude did you see more plates more dates derrick's video
fucking loved it of course wes is on gear of course he is okay okay but like if you were
to ask me is wes on gear and i'd be like uh mr watson you mean um mr watson probably achieved
this naturally through hard work motivation and just and just a dedication, indomitable spirit. Most likely Derek is like, look at this guy in 2015. There's a shot of West
Watson in 2015. And I honestly think all of us are stronger than he is in 2015.
Wow. We could all get there. He looks good in 2015. Like, like he looks like,
like the shot of him in the gym. Yeah. I mean, he's got like sex lines and like he looks like like the shot of him in the gym yeah i mean he's got like sex lines
and like decent like i said stronger didn't i i meant to say stronger and i don't like i put a
high value on low body fat i'm sorry i cut you off yeah you know he's below 20 for sure yeah
yeah i'm working 15 and 20 i can't compete with him in that regard. But if it's just like strength or something,
like climbing a rope or like,
I might,
I might get up.
I might get that imaginary 2015 version of him.
Yeah,
maybe.
All right.
So,
so like raw strength.
Okay.
He's not,
he's not the best.
Now he is though.
Right.
So now he's a fucking,
they look at him in 2015 and this is what I liked.
Right.
Like I was starting to say like me, Oh,atson just dedication motivation and and probably honor uh made him so strongly
yeah yeah uh derrick is like look at this guy he's saucy as fuck he's like you know he starts
naming like kai green and a couple others i'm trying to remember ronnie coleman ronnie coleman
like he names like maybe three people in the history of mankind who could achieve that body naturally but he's like look
look like he didn't say these words but it's like why am i still making this video case closed
saucy as fuck and uh i was just like i guess derrick's not afraid that wes is gonna show up
i i literally wrote that in
discord i was like derek better watch out wes might come for him yeah honestly wes is too big
wes has crossed into that gross territory for me personally like vascularity is is cool up
into a point like if you've got like a vein in your bicep like the one that runs like um like like straight up and down that's a good look if you've got like veins in your forearms
to some extent especially like so it's like like down here like good look he's got veins on his
upper pecs and i don't mean like oh yeah if you look closely in the light there's a little vein
there i mean he's got a road map on his upper back that is
it's gross it's fucking gross it's fucking nasty and he's got him on his like um um delts too like
like all over his delts and upper pecs he's got garden to gain like eight pounds kyle's not afraid
to shit talk wes watson because we're fellow fellas he's been in the pen right he knows
wes watson's like i don't want to fuck with that kyle dude wes watson would have been getting my
lunch tray that's how things would have gone down oh yeah 2015 wes watson yeah baby myself
please don't come get me wes well this is a comedy show you've never seen this before
link this to you and this these are jokes i know i've never seen this before, but somebody linked this to you.
These are jokes.
I've never seen you laugh, but I assume you possess that emotion.
You're on a Vulcan or something.
This part right here is the joke, though.
You should know.
The first part he was very serious.
Yeah, this is all comedy, bitch.
Please don't hurt me.
No, you can take him.
That's funny.
Oh, I can take him easy.
Kyle's outlined exactly what happened
someone has linked this to you but you don't sell this show you're unfamiliar with with how this
goes down you might think that we do this every no this is this is us calling you out pump that's
what this is the way this works you show up first you fight woody he's our junior member all right you start with him this is like a
what is that thing the uh the bullshit like like like go in the woods and fight um
i don't know uh anyway yeah no this is just nonsense we don't want to fight you west but
but seriously you're real gross looking though you need to gain like five pounds of fat man yeah
you have fun doing it i should introduce him to trail mix uh i i you're right i think five pounds
of fat would make him look good watching derrick's videos bacon open my eyes to that like you look at
some guys who have a little fat on them like um henry cavill cavill cavill cavill thank you in uh superman or captain america
like they're not fat but they're not like ugly vascular white people don't look good that shredded
you black people yeah black people look better shredded than than white people do a hundred
percent like like something about the skin tone it like like like we get translucent we get gross
you start no for real you start seeing stuff that's
inside of us that you shouldn't be seeing black people their their their skin tone hides some of
that gross shit that's on the inside you never saw blue veins in a black person you don't think
they got blood come on they don't have that's that's us english with the blue blood um yeah
we're not supposed to be that fucking jacked.
He's way too vascular.
It's gross.
He needs to gain some fat.
What are you thinking, Whitey?
You start roasting.
Cracker?
Yeah.
That saltine's way too vascular.
It's too much.
But he's obviously, obviously obviously obviously been on steroids for
many years and i like that derrick called that out too because i think he's a little
forgiving gun shy i don't know how to say it but like he'll take a guy like captain america
and be like well it's hard to tell you know or um chris hemsworth how close am i on that chris
hemsworth um any of the marvel guys almost
always uh hugh jackman is one that he did call out right right yeah yeah we remember it the same way
um but the the two chris's he he kind of gave them them yeah could be natural pass might just
be that the rock hemsworth is natural that guy's fucking yoked the rock he's like ah maybe therapeutic trt and i'm like you think
the rock like yeah i i agree with him there because like the rock had that like professional
uh athlete background already like he's been and the genetics his dad like if you look at what his
dad looked like and and his dad was on steroids too, I'm sure.
Because he was a WWF guy.
And Rocky something or another was his wrestling name.
Huge motherfucker.
Like gigantic pecs.
Like huge arms.
Just a manly man.
And so he's got those genetics. And then like the college football he played.
And obviously the wrestling and stuff.
Like he's got just such a
athletic background you didn't need to go on some massive dose to get where he is now although he
is a giant motherfucker and he seems to work out every day you ever look at his instagram
i i just hear joe rogan talk about it yeah all all day all the time just just always in the gym
always doing something new that in itself is a sign how old is the rock fucking 45 i would guess i mean you can't work out like three hours a day every day at 45 most
people can't anyway yeah i wouldn't think who's that guy that was like he's like a fitness guy
that was on joe rogan and like every day he takes a picture of his watch at like 4.50 in the morning. Oh, is that David Groggins? Something absurd.
Yeah.
He's a thin-ish black guy who does endurance.
No, it's Jocko Willink.
That's his name.
Yeah, the ex-Navy SEAL guy
who looks like
he's fucking Master Chief from Halo.
This guy has the scariest
neck.
Dude, Jocko has the scariest neck dude like just looking at him you're like
man welcome to who's got the scariest neck in america our returning champion jocko willick
ate the other contestants so there will be no show tonight it's like just look at his little
his avatar on his twitter it's like all right your challenge for the day is you can only post
your neck and head but you still have to let people know that you're the biggest guy in the room he's like no problem
look at how he could beat you up with that forehead scrunch not you taylor not you
maybe not me taylor goes forward to forehead with our guys and you know he's killed people
oh yeah dude so absolutely jocko and tim kennedy they they have done a couple shows
together and they're both legit badasses right like i haven't ever seen jocko do anything but
he seems to be unquestioned navy seal actual operator tough guy cool right tim kennedy same
background except green beret and we've seen him at the highest levels of the ufc right so let's
just not question their tough guy credentials i was watching um it was there was some Black Lives Matter people and they were at
a table and the Black Lives Matter people were not the alphas in this situation there were some women
uh some smaller guys uh oh is this that restaurant clip like outside a restaurant no I think I only
heard about that one I think that one's kind of the opposite with the Black Lives Matter.
People are being jerks.
This one, the Black Lives Matter, have like a folding card table set up as people drive by.
So they can maybe like, I don't know, hand out pamphlets or something.
Take donations, hand out pamphlets.
Like they're real.
They're peaceful, whatever.
And then the big white sort of biker guy comes along with some sort of trump shirt and he like
flips the table over and he's looking to fight people and uh one of the more athletic black
lives matter people he's a white guy is like i'm in and then it quickly becomes apparent he's giving
up like 80 pounds to the biker dude and women are yelling somebody help him somebody help
him right like you jump in there bitch right and it was the same like woman screaming like stop it
i know that stop she was a little better than that one i wish that every time i hear a screechy
high-pitched cunt yell stop it when two men are especially when they should agree to
attack hey you want to go bro and he's like yeah i want to fucking go and they're just gonna fucking
go and it's like all right everybody stand back they're gonna fight nobody will probably die
let's watch but some cunt has to scream stop it so let me screechy let me carry on with where i
was going i wish both men would stop and beat her.
I would love that too.
So anyway, I painted the scene, right? Big, strong biker dude.
And he's got a couple other big, strong biker dudes who aren't participating, but are backup.
And I'm like, what does Jocko do there?
Because Jocko's thing isn't really about fitness or what a badass he was.
His whole podcast is like social situations.
You know, hey, when I i'm at work people don't seem
to listen to my opinion very much how can i give my voice more authority hey when i'm doing this
like you know people are putting me to maybe my friends busted my balls all the time but then i
really stood up for myself and now i'm the dick somehow and he like takes these social situations
and answers questions that's become
like his niche it was a fitness guy i didn't know that i've never listened to his show okay so he
answers stuff like that all the time like what does he do there what does he do there does he just
i fuck mr biker guy does he stand in front of him and say hey you get one warning and then you're gonna have to start behaving
yourself civilly does he hold him down and say someone call the police he'll be here
and notify the post office because he's not going anywhere like this is where his mail goes from now
until i decide otherwise it's a tough guy thing so uh yeah i've heard, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't,
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I didn't, grappling coach and uh his grappling coach ricky lundell is like 100 pounds lighter but he's just dominating frank mirror and frank's like and they're like get up do this do that and he's like
i'm not going anywhere you can have my mail delivered here i'm stuck i'm not going anywhere
anyway so back on topic how does jocko handle this situation how does he handle this out of
control rampaging dude remove the politics from it and and like what do you do there what do you do
there if you just pop them i bet like if he was getting physical like jaco doesn't seem like the
guy to shy away like i bet he just gives him a little pop like i feel like i can't see jacob
willing initiating it but if the other guy's up in his face you know like getting like two inches
from here spitting in his face like with the talking and the the wild arm movements like yeah jocko will just he'll do some sort of jujitsu
and fix that situation i i give him these like i might be giving him too much credit i give him
these jedi powers that has the guy backing down without like fonzie did this is probably too old
a reference where it's just you just sort of walk in the room and they're like, oh, whoa, whoa, Fonzie's here.
We don't want to fuck with this.
We didn't know that you were his friend.
We want to donate your money to black people.
Yeah, I think Jocko handles that without touching the guy somehow.
I don't know.
I would imagine Jocko's opening move is always a headbutt.
Yeah.
He looks like he does headbutt exercises
like he's got that leather like skull cap that has the chains attached and the weights in the
back and he's just doing like head sit-ups all fucking day long what a neck on that fucking
man ogre yeah it doesn't strike me as like that superhuman. Yes, it does.
It come on.
His ears come straight down.
That is his neck.
It's like, there's no,
like there's no in between.
This doesn't exist.
See this area.
He doesn't have one of these.
It's just straight down.
It's just straight down.
It is literally straight down from his ears.
Doesn't exist in that in nature.
No,
like all those pictures is just like,
Hey,
look at how much sweat there is on the ground.
And it's every day. Even the crocodile
has that change
from behind the ears to neck
to shoulders. Jocko doesn't have
that.
Why are you waking up at
4.30? What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Whenever I see that, I'm like, well, what time did you go to bed?
And if they're like well 6 p.m
all right who fucking cares then like my schedule to be like he's telling me that he goes to bed
the same time as a 90 year old woman or he's telling me that he doesn't believe in sleep
in either case i think he's laying i have if you've ever done the early to bed, early to rise thing,
like it is better.
It's not me.
I don't do it.
I don't pretend,
but like when you like do shit for six hours and then have lunch,
like,
like those are good days.
You're having a productive day.
Yeah.
Like you're on top of your game in that situation.
And I, maybe it's because the nighttime hours are typically less productive.
You know, I know Kyle can use his nighttime hours really well, but the shit I do between 11 p.m. and 3 a.m., we're not too proud of that.
We're gaming and bullshit, right?
Like it's.
Yeah, nothing's getting done.
Right?
I don't know.
yeah nothing's getting done right like i don't know i do this like i think if you're doing things that require sunlight and like and also like businesses to be open you're a thousand
percent correct but you can definitely live that nocturnal lifetime lifestyle and be just as
productive as long as you don't need other people or businesses to be open yeah but you know getting
if you're getting up at like 4 a.m and then i'm sure this guy's getting
a workout in until the floor is sweaty it seems uh and then by 6 a.m he showered and like ready
to start his day like and i would i would get it like i get if he was like i'm jocko willink and i
gotta be an enterprise rented car by 7 15 all right well you better bust ass and be up early
if you're gonna get your workout in and then he goes there and he washes cars in his suit like a retard and then he comes back home
hit a little close to home and then he gets back home realizes he goes does the math on the taxes
and how much money he made that day wants to kill himself and then you know is like exhausted from
the day then i would kind of get it but this guy's like he's got to wake up and what podcast like you know like there's no if anything you're making your life more inconvenient
when someone's like oh yeah i'd love to collab with you on your show that'd be awesome i'm pretty
busy and you know how it is being an entertainer how about 9 p.m uh eastern we'll hop on do a two
hour show oh no i'll be i'm gonna sleep at 5 p.m. Pacific.
It's like, really, it seems – the more I'm thinking about it, the dumber it seems.
Just sleep until 6 and have a normal schedule.
Yeah, I don't get it. That he has 365 watch photos that he reuses every year.
He just has an automated job where he posts the appropriate morning for a 30-day.
I'm going to start doing that
until like 11.41.
Like
10.15.
Really unimpressive
wake up times.
I love this idea.
Unimpressive wake up times.
Like hashtag
getting after it
1.30pm.
Rise and shine. Rise and shine.
Rise and shine.
Rise and shine with those working hard emotes.
Hashtag work hard, play hard.
2 p.m.
It's like carpe diem.
1.18 a.m.
And then it's like 5 o'clock somewhere at 2 p.m.
It's like...
I like that idea. and then it's like 5 o'clock somewhere at 2pm.
I like that idea.
We've been playing a bunch of Vermintide.
I really like it.
You said your stream fucking hates it, but they're assholes.
And it's a great
fucking game. I don't get it. I don't get why people
don't like watching it. It's so much fucking fun
to play. I think we're going to do some some more of it tonight and it's not that they hate
it it's just it's like i'm pulling like less than half viewership like i think i had like 470 people
that's how they tell you i thought they were all in your street no no not necessarily i haven't
played vermin time i'm sorry i cut you off i haven't played vermin time with you guys but uh
like we played among us and that other one dead by daylight or
death by yeah two of the worst games of all time and i'm like yes you know seven viewers huh i bet
they're in taylor stream no nope they're they're someone they like stream and like do you ever like
finish a stream with like way less viewers and it's like huh huh, that's weird. I wonder what the issue was.
And then I'll start up a Kitchen Nightmares
or Hoarders one and immediately it's over a thousand.
It's like, oh, they hated it, is what it is.
They watched it for a second and they went,
not for me, and then backed out of there.
Yeah, that's a shame because it's really fucking fun.
It's really fucking fun.
Woody was saying,
like people were like,
these are the PK plays we've always dreamed of.
And then nobody shows up and nobody donates any money.
You scumbag.
We're going to do it tonight.
I'll do,
I'll save my just chatting stream for tomorrow night. I want to do some,
some more vermin tide.
I want to get my,
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that 30 was the top ranking.
That's surprising.
It keeps going.
I had,
I had my head going 56 or surprising. Well, it keeps going. I had in my head 56 or something.
Yeah, it keeps going.
I don't know how far because I'm like a 31 or a 32 now on my elf character.
But at 30, you've unlocked all of the skills that you can possibly have.
Like the skills are unlocked at like every five or 10.
Every five, I think, until you get to 30.
Can you remind me?
Like past 30, is there still more?
Or does that mean you've worked on
other characters or or like each character has like a level 31 or a 32 you do the elf
yeah yeah i love the elf i i think the elf is the best one but i don't have the elf is the best one
yeah the health is 100 the best one look i didn't know when I first started. Otherwise, I would have done the elf too.
I didn't either.
But I discovered it very quickly when it seemed that no one has ever beaten me in kills or damage ever in the history of us playing this game.
Now, first of all, it's largely because of the class.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I think I'm very good at the game.
However, I got 500 kills the other day.
And the other three people in the lobby
combined for 400 i was just like might be the character but might be the character can you have
two of the same characters in the lobby no you can't okay um yeah i have who's the who's the
white dude i have ranked up you know his name mark mark is kruber yeah yeah so i have him ranked up and i kind of recall there being like
different versions of him and you have to rank both up i may have two of his versions i forget
it's been too long and i think i have my dwarf ranked a bit but not my elf i started with the
dwarf guy and honestly he's he's fun like his little second class just means he takes no damage
at all hardly like he can just run in and tank forever.
But being the same size
as the Skaven, and
every enemy being huge, and all the
fields actually having vision
impairment. The grass is here.
The grass is too high. I was like,
alright, I dwarfed like 23,
and I was like, I want to try the Witch
Slayer, or whatever it is. That guy's
cool. He's only on like 14 now,
but he's got
the, what is it called?
The untitled
flagellants. The flagellant look
from Warhammer where it's like he just looks like a
crazy priest with a flail.
It's a very good aesthetic look.
I missed the day one version of you guys when I would have
carried the troop. Now Kyle's all
pro and level 30.
You know what?
That was my window.
Maybe or maybe not.
What difficulty do you play on?
What's the highest one?
Oh.
Do you play on the highest difficulty?
I need good teammates to kind of carry me.
I've beaten.
So not tonight.
And the default one is quite easy.
I can do that.
The default one is quite easy. Recruit do that. The default one is quite easy.
Recruit is too easy.
We don't do that anymore.
Above recruit is veteran.
And we jumped into veteran as soon as we were able to.
And we were immediately like, mistake, mistake, back to recruit.
But now we beat veteran very easily.
I don't think we've lost at veteran and,
and many,
many games.
Um,
I think heroic is the level after that.
I haven't even grown yet.
And we've won a couple of heroics,
but we've also lost a couple of heroics.
Um,
but one of the reasons I think we lost is because one of our players,
mid,
mid,
he was starting a new character and,
he was like a level five dwarf or something playing heroic. And that sounds'm sorry i've surely that sounds very comparable to me i could win at heroic
if i have good teammates and you know we all know what to do and uh but i can't carry anyone in
heroic i think that's about where i left yeah i need some people handling like the big armored
guys for me and i can do crowd control and if
some bonehead alerts the what are they stormtroopers the ones that wear red and have very good armor
oh yeah you're supposed to let them walk by oh no we don't let anybody walk they'll say
hey like oh everybody hide those guys will just leave and i'm just like fuck that i'm gonna shoot them all on heroic
that's it's a bad idea maybe a bad idea yeah i i could see that the lg the game being like i
remember we were we were playing on recruit and it was so laughably easy that like you could just
stare at enemies and they would give you a second before they'd
even start their swinging animation.
And so we were all so pumped up on our own, high on our own supply, being like, we're
going to walk into Veteran.
If this is level one, we could be doing level five right now.
We could be beating this all on our own.
We go in, and we lose immediately in Veteran.
Swarmed, and we're like, oh, now they all take five hits instead of one, and just immediately
dead.
I've never seen a game that does that though it go like it went zero to 60 and meet there was there's you don't
learn a goddamn thing about this game and how to play well playing on recruit and so it sends you
into veteran like expecting you to know how to dodge correctly and timing things and it's like
no but you had no practice at that because even if you get hit in recruit it may as well be with
the larp foam sword because it's not doing any damage but think about the names of the difficulty levels normally it's like recruit beginner
pussy boy like get used to it the water's hot like it's like you know it like steps you up
and like veteran is like the second to hardest thing you're gonna do it's like veteran and then
like impossibility but in this game it's like recruit, veteran.
Wait, what happened to being all that in between
where we went from a recruit to a veteran?
The enemies either want to kill you
or are entirely ambivalent.
Are there just three levels?
I don't know how many there are.
There may be three or four,
but you can definitely beat it easily on veteran
now um regardless of the team i remember we're all like competent so at the end of it for people
to play this game usually get some unlocks like keys to these gold level or whatever and i remember
that if i didn't play on the highest level i almost never got upgraded weapons. Yeah, they cap the chest value based on the difficulty you're playing in.
So if you only play recruit, you'll never get an item that's 100 power or greater.
And if you play on veteran, it's like you'll never get an item that's, whatever, 200 or 250 stronger or greater, level or greater and then on and on and on and at this
point i gotta play on heroic if i'm gonna get anything better yeah i've got good shit and it's
like your character's level two so if your character's like a 205 they're not going to
drop a 300 in there you'll never get that but you might get like a 207 or a 208 so you remove your
201 and you put in a 208 and there's five things and now
your average is a touch higher so next time you do this your average you know you just replace
your weakest artifact or whatever and put in a better one it's uh yeah we'll see yeah i'm gonna
play right after this i i'm really loving the game uh midi's been loving the game a few other
guys from the discord have been jumping in.
It's a lot of fun.
Cool.
Cool.
Yeah. I'm down to play.
I think I need to reinstall it.
Hopefully I have all my stuff.
I wouldn't lose my stuff,
right?
Nah,
you think so.
And we all have all the DLC,
right?
Like I'll buy more DLC right now.
I've just got like the two map packs that were like nine 99 each.
One of them was literally two maps for nine 99.
Yeah,
I know.
I saw, I just bought the like $30 pack to get like the, all99 each. One of them was literally two maps for $9.99. Yeah, I know. I saw. I just bought the $30 pack to get
all of them. I should have.
I want the Beastman, though.
And I guess I'll get the
Winds of Magic DLC, too.
Maybe that is the Beastman, the Winds of Magic shit.
I don't know. I'll look at it.
I took my stitches out yesterday.
Oh, that good.
Oh, fine. I just clipped the tops off and then pulled the stitches through the holes.
I'm not a baby.
But, um.
I mean, if you were a man, you'd use an angle grinder.
But carry on with the story.
Yeah, I'm an angle grinder.
I just take a fucking groove out of my leg.
You do it your way.
All right.
And then, like, right after I got them out, I got the bill from the hospital for the stitches
so I'll let you guys guess
how many
I think it was five stitches
1100
pharmacy
1100
1100 from Woody
800
so it was 2000
and I'm like god damn 2000 that
didn't feel like 2000 more like 1400 but okay and then i get to the bottom of the bill
and it says uninsured discount 75 off it was 500 that well that's great yeah i aren't you got it points for being uninsured
health care system they don't charge you as well fucked up in america yeah it really is that
doesn't make any sense no and also the fact that his bill was a total mystery until opening day
is also not like what else do you buy in life that's like that you know he might have said two
grand four stitches i can get by with four stitches right like i don't know like at least
that glue yeah like that right is there a staple discount here or you know hey get me the the is
the resident the learning doctor i think so attending is the big one residence there's a guy out in the lobby who looked handy uh yeah uber to an ace hardware i don't want to brag but my mom's a cross stitcher
and uh crochet the fuck out of this so uh but yeah i don't like you know like for all i we know
they're offering you ibuprofen at like 39 a pop and you say you know what i'll just wait an hour
and have the 39 ibuprofen at home for slightly over pop. And you say, you know what? I'll just wait an hour and have the $39.
I'll be profiting at home for slightly over free.
What do you have faith?
Our wonderful, hardworking politicians
are going to get a working, cheap solution.
It's going to be happy for all of us.
Mm, yes.
Bernie Sanders, 2028.
Woo!
Woo!
Live forever.
Yeah, that's the joke.
I mean, Trump's immune to the coronavirus.
I think we should reelect him just based on that alone.
Solid points.
It's true.
Did you see him throwing masks out to the crowd at his most recent rally?
And dancing.
I saw the little dance clip.
Yeah, I didn't see him throwing masks man's got some moves
i think throwing mask is actually a good look like i didn't see it he is a coronavirus positive man
it would be like aids it would be like if magic johnson were out there
tossing used condoms to the crowd used condomsoms? Used condoms, yes.
I'd rather catch the mask than the used condom.
Jizzed up cock balloons, Taylor. I don't know.
I would impregnate the girl and child payments for 18 years.
Oh, my God.
And you'd have to pay for the AIDS baby.
Oh.
Not me.
He'd have to pay.
Not my baby, Kyle.
Oh, that's true.
Magic would have an AIDS baby.
Uh-huh. Magic would be paying out the nose.
Actually, I wouldn't do that. That's horrible.
That's the worst joke I've ever told.
Come on. Let's make some AIDS babies.
What was I saying?
Oh, yeah. I think the number one issue right now that's hurting Trump is the fact that he hasn't taken the
Corona thing seriously enough.
And you can quote him and he has some good stuff.
But when you pair it with the bad stuff and the general belief system of his supporters,
which is, you know, it's a Democratic hoax.
They're just trying to hurt the president with it.
Like, that's the stronger message that came through if he were to reverse that he would be removing one of the democrats best talking
points or not i don't know yeah but we'll see yeah we'll see we'll see that it i thought biden's
lead would shrink that was my prediction I feel like
historically lead shrink and I just applied that to the current presidency like that's what always
happens if you look at presidential popularities they always increase as election day approaches
and I think that that's because they start campaigning and you see a more positive vibe
from him maybe Trump is different because he never really stopped campaigning and you see a more positive vibe from him maybe trump is different because he never
really stopped campaigning you know that was always like part of his thing and i i just didn't
expect biden's lead to get wider maybe it's still it's not over he has yeah i mean it's three weeks
enough time for at least two more ridiculous things to happen oh yeah i can tell like i told
you guys before biden's going to die yeah yeah i i think
i'm gonna owe taylor a hundred dollars on our we'll have three debates bet i never saw this
the really the core of the bet was whether biden was gonna back out like a pussy
and trump backed out and cost me a hundred dollars that fuck um but uh um bastard yeah i love trump's economy
i was talking to some of the patrons and they were talking about how much money they've gotten
in coronavirus relief dude tens and tens of thousands of dollars that that
some of our our patrons have gotten from coronavirus relief how many i think many i think
has gotten like 40 or 50 000 of unemployment they just applied for and they give it to you
because you get 1200 a week right is that what no it was 600 a week i don't know
what it was i don't know how it's added up to like tens and tens of thousands of dollars
another guy is canadian can you do that yeah you're not
taylor you keep working for your money chump yeah yeah get after jocko
and another guy he he was Canadian.
And they had some sort of, I'm going to like butcher the exact figures.
But they had something where like you could take out like a $50,000 loan.
And as long as you paid back like $20,000 of it, $10,000 of the remainder.
Like as long as you pay $20,000 like within a very timely, uh, timeframe,
like 10,000 of it was immediately forgiven forever. So it's, so he was like, so I just
took the 50 and then I gave him their 20 right back out of their 50. And then I get to keep the
10 forever within the remaining 20. Well, I got like eight years at 0% interest on that. So I just
made 10,000 and then I take the other 20 and I put it over here and it earns interest.
And then I also got all these unemployment benefits.
I'm making money off this virus.
I hope they never cure it.
I hope they never cure it.
I think it's worse.
How's that legal?
So I think a lot of Democrats are just like instinctively supporting the Democrats who want to give more and more money.
If people don't know, here's how the negotiations went. The Democrats wanted a $3 trillion plan
and the Republicans wanted a $1 trillion plan. The Democrats came down to two,
hoping the Republicans would come up to two and meet in the middle. But instead,
the Republicans went down to a half a trillion, 500 billion. And I think they eventually came
up to 1.3 and the democrats didn't like that either
and now there seems to be no deal and i'm like maybe no deal's the move here because it like
aren't there people in your universe who you think would be working but instead are just
living off the benefits yes yeah they're called they're called the PKA Patreon.
Indirectly war-making money off this. It's not just Mitty and that one guy.
A couple of them popped up like,
yeah, man, I'm killing it off this shit.
They're all like, I only made
$9,000,
but I'm still working.
It's just like a little bonus.
Well, I made $27,000.
You guys are profiting off of this virus that's real money in a big way yeah in a huge way like these
are free cars they're getting right it's our tax money if you went on the prices right and you came
with twenty seven thousand dollars you'd be so goddamn pumped these guys just stayed at home
and smoked a ton of weed and made twenty27,000 and they're mildly disappointed they didn't get more.
You got to write some bullshit, enormous check
so that Mitty Smitty can make $50,000
off of unemployment benefits.
He could work.
Apparently not.
Well, I guess there's no incentive to if you're making that much.
That's the thing.
On one hand, I have some empathy or sympathy, well i guess there's no incentive to if you're making that much that's the thing like i on one
hand like i have a uh some empathy or sympathy sympathy i think for the guys who lost their job
through no fault of their own right they didn't lose their job because they're bad at it they
lost their job because the world shut down there's a global pandemic so i have some sympathy for the
guys in that situation on the other hand it's like they sure do seem happy about this situation it's it i mean i i totally get it though if i was unemployed and this happened
and i found a way i was like wait i'm making like almost medium household income or i guess
prorated over the entire year it will be more than medium median household income and i just have to continue not working like well the lord shines upon me today and then who knows what other benefits they're
getting that we just didn't talk about their rent might be getting forgiven or like their car
payments or car insurance or something like that i know like i got some big discount on my car
insurance because they figured they're like nobody's on the roads why are we charging you
this much for car insurance and they just like refunded me a bunch of my car insurance because they figured they're like nobody's on the roads why are we charging you this much for car insurance and they just like refunded me a bunch of my car insurance neat
i should probably contact my insurance company i am yeah probably it's probably a good time to
like re uh re uh redo that i just read it all my insurance literally what 13 days ago whenever october rolled over that's smart i uh it's like i had a thing
yeah i don't recall anyway uh i don't know oh oh i was gonna say the 50 grand right that means
different things to different people it if you're like a software engineer and used to making triple
that and you have a family and a mortgage and stuff then that's like it's not quite the giveaway that it sounds yeah no it's it it would be a real sad day yeah but if you're uh
i don't know if you're just a much if you're a midi smitty i actually don't know midi smitty's
outside of like his company and gaming yeah but like you know if you're a guy with a really little
happy dance if you don't have like a lot of overhead and wife and kids and stuff like that to go
then um you know 50 grand sweet middy's overhead is playing video games with me
ah so he had to buy vermintide and among us exactly exactly he's he's out 35 dollars
all right yeah middy uh middy's moving up in the world he got himself a car he yeah i actually
bought a car off of uh off of chis and uh he's kind of a mustang and uh i don't know what year
it is it's like a late model no one cares the year they want to know the number of cylinders
yeah um midi's not uh a bitch boy so i'm sure that it's a v8 okay and uh he's uh he moved out
of his house you know he's out on his own these days he's a young fella i don't know 22 or
something he's uh he's got himself a place to stay living off the government's back he's having
a good old time geez sounds like it the fat of the land the fat of the land. The fat of the land.
You bastard.
That's going to be a difficult life to revert back from.
Can you imagine? Who knows if it'll ever revert back?
You think that Biden's going to put the hammer down and be like,
oh, we're giving way too much money out to the people.
We got to reel that back in.
This is what we get.
It would be for me personally, like for my work ethic and everything.
It would have been devastating if at the age of like 21, this happened and the government was like, here's $55,000 a year.
I'd be like, fuck everything.
Like $55,000 a year for a 21-year-old.
I may as well be Bezos.
Like what? That covers everything in my life has the only financially financial conservatives in america
are republicans when they're not in power yeah honestly when they're like it's so funny like
watching them bicker as it matters like three trillions too much but one and a half trillion
is a good amount and it's like dude this is all made up just make it eight trillion who cares who i honestly like you joke
i wish they would eight trillion might be what eight trillion might fix everything right eight
trillion might fix everything i want to also be on the midi smitty plan roads and bridges for everyone everyone gets two thousand dollars a
month flat no matter forever regardless of what you do or what you want to do everyone two thousand
dollars flat forever and uh you know if when your granny dies you don't tell anybody you just keep
cashing those fucking so security checks those donnie dollars donnie dollars that's what
they'll be known as forever yeah donnie dollars yeah that happens in it'll always work i think
it was in japan they they were going to congratulate like japan's oldest woman she was 129 years old
and when they went to find her it was just a rotten corpse and a family still collecting her checks.
Yep.
Oh, I saw some people complaining about the ice in my water bottle.
I guess when I drink, you know, it makes like a really slight noise.
Yeah, very slight.
Can you do it louder?
I can't hear it.
Yeah, some people don't love it.
So I ordered a new water bottle.
It's the exact same water bottle but it's one
gallon and i also ordered 18 ball bearings which is going to be freezing and uh and adding to it
so that every time i take a sip it sounds like a fucking maraca microphone i haven't thought
that's funny that's gonna get clipped uh so on my to my head people talk about it in my twitch chat
and it's no big deal to me i'm like i don't know why you guys are fussing it is a mild like
relax people but they complained about me being too loud and too quiet at different times and i
also always thought i sounded pretty good until i heard it in my car so i'm like ah what it is there's some
percentage of the population whose audio experience is way different they could be in their car they
could be on wireless earbuds i don't know where it's bad but it's probably bad somewhere if they're
fussing yeah jokes aside i'm i'll mute my mic from out from now on when i drink you should get
a mute button dude i i have one it. It's on Discord. I click it.
Oh, you're...
No, no, you should make it M.
I stopped talking because I had this idea
he couldn't hear me on mute, which is what I did
at Cisco for decades.
So anyway, I'm sorry.
I'm going to make my mute button M so that every time
I type any sentence,
this happens.
Oh, whoopsie-daisy.
All right.
I changed it off of M. You're right.
That was an overcut.
How often you use M.
Yes, we do.
You use all the
letters quite a bit.
Anyway,
oh, I got interrupted. interrupted oh the mute button i had a much problem like people like why don't you just mute discord aha because i'm recording with obs
the audience will still hear it why don't i just mute obs oh well then i'm like coughing and what
sniffling disgustingly into poor kyle and taylor's ear a hardware mute button that was my solution
smart enough fair enough i don't allow myself to sneak i kind of acted like that wasn't a big deal
but i it's leaving the body do you remember that one time wings of redemption made a commentary
and he sneezed and then sniffled it back up you do right wait what he sneezed and just snot
went like you couldn't see it but you heard it you
knew that happened and he goes he like sucks it all back in and you can almost hear him swallow
dude as he swallows the biggest wad of fucking cum like nose jizz i'm really struggling it's not gross as fuck if it were motor motor oil it
would be 400 weight you can hear it as he swallows this fucking manly load of salty nose jizz that
seven seconds of audio has deeply impacted my psyche and i'm like very aware of like sniffling sound because
when you sniffle it's not gross to you right to you like sniffling this is part of the human
experience a little bit right like now there's big you know full lung sniffles are a little
different but uh on the mic it's like you don't know this could be awful to somebody the worst for me is burps yeah and a
lot of people there's a few guys in the discord midi midi's one of them calling you out midi
because you haven't addressed the problem um he will burp time.
He'll give you the most disgusting
wet.
I can smell it.
I can smell it.
Oh, come on.
That's so bad.
Isn't that disgusting?
It's so gross.
I can hear things moving around in there.
Dude. I'm like, like oh that sounded chunky that's a chunky right like you're in you was roiling up burp eat sniffle on mic is
so much worse eat doesn't get to me in real life i can i can acknowledge it might get to some people
but to me if i hear chewing or something like that's not the worst there are youtubers i watch that burp into the mic the way kyle described and it's like why why
did you like why did you do that yeah like it's gross to me as the listener and maybe i'm alone
in this maybe i'm a maybe i'm an asshole but i'm like oh you've just told me something about your
socioeconomic background.
You know, like you, but the fact that you think belching into the mic is a good joke.
I can picture your parents.
Yep.
I agree with you 1000%. So you think that some of the guys in the in the patron chat are doing it as a joke?
I said the guys in the patron chat.
I meant Mitty.
This is 100% direct.
Okay.
Come on, man.
You're all over our tax dollars and now you're burping in the mic.
You were really painting the picture.
You're dry and grossing us out.
I don't have that close a relationship
with Mitty to be calling him out. I was actually thinking
of a YouTuber in this, but I don't want to call him relationship with me to be calling him out. I was actually thinking of a YouTuber, but I don't want
to call him out either.
Fuck that loser too. Being brave
is for the brave, Kyle. You can have this.
You can storm this front. Okay.
Courage is for the brave. That's
the expression. I'm trying to think.
Did he just give me a clue? No, Woody wouldn't do
that. I can tell you who I'm thinking
of. I don't know who I'm thinking of.
I don't know who you're thinking of.
You're not going to, but I'll tell you anyway.
Oh.
And then I'll read it aloud.
Oh, yeah.
I've never watched.
I think I saw him.
Well, I won't say, but I saw one of those videos.
It's funny we're keeping the secret as though it matters. I don't know what they said to him. I don't know. I don't want to know I saw one of those videos. It's funny we're keeping this secret as that match.
I don't know what they said to him.
I don't know. I don't want to know why I talk shit about him.
Pussy.
Not you, him.
No, you.
The shoe kind of fits Kyle. Kyle.
Wes Watson, too.
Yeah, see see also a pussy
you bumped it too you don't want anybody to know i don't blame you did the braves win oh yes they
won oh yes they won it was beautiful fucking game one national league championship series against the dodgers dodgers swept the padres
brave swept the marlins and they faced off in texas and uh the game was one to one into the
ninth into the top of the ninth inning brave score four and uh game ends five one braves
it's a very good game how are they kind of a nail bite biter we left a lot of men on base and maybe
the seventh or the eighth i think it was the eighth but i came back in the ninth and won it
very good game how are the ratings in baseball no clue okay because i streamed it illegally myself
trump said the ratings in basketball were down 70 so i tried to fact check that i was like is it
true is it like what's up with that is it the politics? I couldn't find that exact number, but numbers like that are true.
You know, it could be in the sixties or I'm not sure more than you would think.
Yeah. It's been down significantly. And I'm like, Ooh, you know, so,
so what's up with that?
But I looked into it and hockey ratings were down 61% Kentucky Derby ratings.
And they're not very political. The horses. They were down some awesome...
They were down 60-some percent, and something
else... I don't want to
get it wrong. Maybe it was football. I'm not sure.
WNBA, just no one watched?
It went up? No!
WNBA went up like 28%.
I know. WNBA, that's what...
Wow! Now there's three dozen
people. Now there's 18 people watching!
I know. The law is small numbers.
You go from two to three, and it's like 50% green.
The fastest growing sport in America.
To what you were saying, Woody,
so I do know every sport is down across the board, ratings-wise.
Except for mixed martial arts.
Yeah, I'm talking about the traditional sports.
That's a little different.
But NBA is down the highest percentage.
NHL is down a ton
and i think those two sports they're saying now are getting hit the hardest because they went they
went off their like normal schedule the most like people aren't used to watching these sports at
this time especially when it's like oh wait baseball's starting football's starting can i
wait the nba and the nhl are still fucking around? What the hell? This is just me talking. You're saying it's the timing being off?
My own theory is I think it has to do with the gap.
It turns out the regular season is a bit of a buildup,
a buildup, a buildup.
People watch them.
They make the playoffs.
They jockey for position, and then the playoffs happen.
Instead, everyone just got out of the groove of giving a shit.
It's like 65,70 games in baseball.
I'm saying that's
very low.
They don't have the gap.
Whereas basketball,
they took three months off or something. Everyone tuned out.
Yeah.
The Blues, for example,
were fucking killing it.
And then
three-month break, they come back and they look like they
don't give a shit there were a bunch of teams that look like they didn't give a shit it was like
this just doesn't feel real like now you i'm sure nba players are saying the same thing but like
lots of nhl players like yeah that bubble sucked it was so boring you just you don't talk to anyone
there's nothing to do like yeah they all, a lot of them think the bubble sucked.
I, again, this is Woody,
I think different personalities thrived in different ways.
I think Kyle and I would do well in the bubble, right?
We got our games.
Look, we were kind of in the bubble before.
I've always been in the bubble.
So I don't think it would,
but for some of the players,
it was this huge drain on their mental health.
It was a big problem. They didn't know what to do with themselves they were cooped up and they was it was awful
and again this is just me i think it helped lebron james lebron is is he 34 36 yeah something like
that and um uh he got injured last year so this year and usually like these players in every sport
probably their bodies are just kind of breaking down all season long.
And whoever does well in the playoffs is whoever has the most left.
But with that three month break, 35 ish year old LeBron got to recharge a bit and hit the playoffs harder.
That's just maybe a theory in the most like hockey again, but I'll keep it short. I just have to rant. In the most, like, blues luck thing ever,
after 52 years of not winning, being in the league,
they win, led by Captain Alex Petrangelo,
incredibly good player, one of the best defensemen in the league,
and then we sign Justin Falk from your Hurricanes,
like, a month or two before the COVID shit hit.
And I was like, that doesn't really make sense.
But that's fine.
We got plenty of money to sign Petrangelo.
They already said the cap's going up by $4.5 million or whatever it is.
And we're going to lose enough people.
We sign him to a contract that he can't be moved now.
Then get Bettman, the NHL commissioner, comes out and is like, actually, we're thinking we might have to take a little money off the cap.
And it's like, are you kidding me?
So now they're trying to move other things.
We end up losing our best defenseman who's now going to play for Vegas because we couldn't afford him.
They bid more than we could afford.
Yeah.
Now, yeah, the Vegas flag.
At least he's going to my good friend's favorite team.
So that's my favorite team.
Yeah.
Your favorite team.
What's his name again?
Pete.
Pete Buttigieg.
Pete Buttigieg. Well-known hockey player.
I wouldn't be upset if we're losing him. He had zero minutes.
He was not a force on the team
whatsoever. Plus minus was even.
I would be happy. Plus minus was even.
Great politician.
Even better hockey player.
They start signing people,
and he signs some other offensive defenseman
from the Boston Bruins, Torrey Krug,
who's the same age as Petrangelo,
way worse than Petrangelo.
He's the same guy who actively hated our team
because he was one of the really chippy players
that we beat in the Stanley Cup two years ago,
so there's probably some latent feelings there.
We'll see. We'll see what happens with the blues are i doubt they're very good next year there's no way they can go from being the best like lock it down defensive team lose bowmeister
and pedrangelo two of the best guys at doing that and then pick up two offensive defensemen it's
like what are we gonna be a run and gun team now we don't team now? We don't even have the firepower up front for it,
for the run-and-gun thing.
That's why we're a more defensive team.
It's always been the Blues jam, be physical and defensive.
So this upcoming season, I bet the Blues are pretty rough.
It's going to be a rough fucking year.
It might be.
The Blackhawks.
It might be nice if we get a real high draft pick.
It's been fucking forever since we've got one of those.
We could deal with the year where we're going to be sick. Oh, you're definitely going to get a good high draft pick. It's been fucking forever since we got one of those. We could deal with the year where we're going to be stuck.
You're definitely going to get a good one this year.
I like how you immediately
belie your total lack of knowledge.
You're like, well, the Chicago Blackhawks
are looking like they're... And it's like, no, Kyle,
they're going to be one of the worst teams in the NHL.
Not as bad as the St. Louis
blues musicians, though.
Not as much as the jazz man as the midwestern
jazz man.
Yeah.
That should be, you know, in teams like
have a goal scored. Like it's usually
like a big horn or something playing,
but for the Blues it's just some guy from like
Scoot Scott, Skilly Dally,
Booly Dally, Skatting.
Everybody
hates it.
It's like, I know,
this has nothing to do with it.
It's better than, oh, wait, wait.
And now, welcome to the ice, the St. Louis
Blues, man!
Taylor!
Instead of scat when they score,
what if they played the blues when the other team scored?
Right?
Just some, I don't know, you had a bad day.
That's not even blues, but go with me.
The Blues were the last team that still had an organist up there
that physically did it.
And so, yeah, he plays sad music when we get scored on.
I like that. Yeah. All right. Yeah it. And so, yeah, he plays sad music when we get scored on. I like that.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
Womp, womp, womp.
Yeah, stuff like that.
Well, his hands are going to be full next year.
They will.
He's going to come up with a lot of new tunes because it's going to be rough.
The Sixers are in the same spot.
They have a few giant contracts, and it looks like the league.
So probably like hockey, the amount that you can pay players is
based on a percentage of revenues revenues are down because of the whole pandemic thing
that puts the really handcuffs the sixers abilities to get any better and we have some of
the most promising young talent in basketball but no optimism because we can't give them any help yeah well the university of georgia bulldogs
are on the cusp of glory oh so we're ranked third in the fucking country we blew tennessee out last
week and next week this saturday we play alabama we beat alabama that's it and we weakened them
for you dude a similar A similar story with the,
with the NC state.
We'll our wolf pack.
I fucked it up for a second.
They're ranked 27th.
One more win.
And they might get a number next to their name.
Fancy.
Pretty much the same thing.
Pretty much the same thing,
except not,
not at all.
You would be probably number one would you think
we would be number one if we beat you'd have to leapfrog too though but we have to beat them
twice though that's the thing about fucking sec in the schedule like like we play alabama and
then uh the next hardest is it clemson number one clemson's number one yeah so why would you
leapfrog clemson if you beat bama? I just think that's how it would work.
I think Alabama would drop to like 7th or 8th or something like that.
And if we beat them impressively.
And then Clemson's got to have a performance too.
I guess what I should say is we could leapfrog Clemson.
Guess who's no longer on the list this week?
LSU.
Yeah, they had a rough outing.
They did. They lost to Mizzou. Now we're getting votes somehow. That won't last. Well, you beat LSU. Yeah, they had a rough outing. They did. They lost to Mizzou.
Now we're getting votes somehow.
That won't last. Well, you beat LSU.
That'll do it. That's true.
I like that Taylor and I's schools hover
in the same orbit.
You know, ooh, getting
some votes. How many teams
is that down? You know, we're on
officially 33rd.
Time can turn quickly.
Like, Georgia could lose this game,
then lose to Florida, and then
they're like a 22nd ranked team or
some shit.
Yeah, they can fall to shit
in college football so fast.
If they beat Alabama, though, and they beat Florida,
I mean, there's a lot. Actually,
there's a lot they'd have to do. Then they go to the SEC
championship game. You know what I hope happens?
I hope they beat Alabama
They beat Florida
They beat Kentucky
And I hope they have a horrible outing against Missouri
Oh
If you guys won all six of those
Really hyper difficult games
And then lost to Missouri
Your season would be over unless well shit well that
would be it'd be a better precedent because they already beat lsu but even so george what we usually
do is we do very well and then we have to play south carolina at like week five or six and they
like play their best game of the whole fucking year against us and then we somehow play our
worst game of the whole fucking year against them and it's somehow play our worst game of the whole fucking year
against them and it's either a nail biter or we fucking lose to south carolina and it's humiliating
yeah that doesn't seem like a bad matchup for you guys what's the history of that yeah you know what
i hate about south carolina is they call themselves usc no there's a real usc and they're in california
no one thinks of you when anyone says that.
Yeah, their mascot is the Game
Cock. Yes, it's a popular
hat amongst high school kids.
I bet.
Because it says Cox. Yeah.
In the last 10 years, it's split
5-5 between South Carolina and Georgia.
Which is shocking because they're not parallel
teams. UGA is literally like a perennial
top 10 team and like South Carolina is just not. They're not bad teams uga is literally like a perennial top 10 team and like
south carolina is just not they're like they're not bad they're top 25 team but to like split
those games is nonsense like there's been years where we were like ranked fifth or six in the
country and they're they're not ranked and they still fucking like bring it right to the edge of
a loss ah just need mizzou to get one more win.
I think that they
spend the whole year
like, alright boys, we lost again,
but stay focused because
Georgia's coming.
It's all that matters.
We've got a great record against them.
We're never going to win the championship. Don't even try,
but we can keep beating Georgia.
It's very frustrating.
I don't know.
It's been a decent year for Georgia sports.
We sacrificed the Falcons to the sports gods.
They fired their coach and their general manager.
I don't even know what their record is.
It's like your friend's burning alive in a car,
and there's no way to rescue him, and you just turn away at some point,
and you don't know what happened
after he got fully engulfed.
That's the Falcons.
I think they're 0-4, 0-5.
I don't even know how many weeks of pain it's been.
It's awful.
And so coach and GM are fired maybe next year, maybe five years from now.
Who fucking knows?
The Falcons have been an embarrassment for so goddamn long. I can't even remember.
But Braves are
having a best year in two decades
and
UGA's having their best season
and I don't know. I don't remember
the last time they were ranked third.
They were ranked third at the end of the year a couple
years ago, but to be this early
and this highly ranked is a pretty
new thing, I think.
It takes so many wins it takes so many wins you have to be you can only get like one loss in football every game is a playoff game kind of pretty much yeah um but the way the schedules are
like this year the schedule is rougher than it's ever been because they're just playing in the SEC. So we don't have any of those complete give-me's.
None?
We've already beaten two of the most difficult opponents,
so we've just got two more, and that's it.
I know no one cares about NC State, but I have to get it out.
We have a very winnable game next week, then we'll be ranked.
Then we have two games that we absolutely can't win, so it won't last. But I'm hoping we get that number. Who do you play next week then we'll be ranked then we have two games that we absolutely can't win so it won't last but i'm hoping we get that number who do you play next week duke duke has no wins this year so
it's promising and then we play unc who's top five and then miami who's 13th it'll be rough
we right i think i'll be what position do you play uh cheerleader at best
i play uh looks at the stats after the game
yeah that's about right they're giving you they're giving you four points so you're favored
against duke yeah yeah esp says 66% chance of winning.
We're at home too.
Oh,
well,
you guys want to,
uh,
call it.
I'm going to,
and then we can play some vermin tide.
Yeah,
I'm down.
I'm going to do the exact same thing.
I'm going to cook some dinner and then,
uh,
come back in here and play some vermin tide.
Do you want to play Woody?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Okay.
All right.
He can three 21.
That's a lot.