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pkn 324 kyle kyle i thought we lost you yeah i had some hardware issues i uh i went to uh first
my camera wouldn't turn on and uh i'll say this for whatever reason whatever hardware doesn't
work for me i get mad at it like i rarely get mad at anything but if like hardware like stops
working for me it's like if you're my slave i own you i paid for you
you do what i say and so the camera wouldn't turn on no big deal that happens occasionally so i
restart my pc and discord does the auto update nonsense and then it fails i get this javascript
error where it's like it's not working and i'd gotten that before but i could just spam okay
and eventually it would work now you hit okay once and it completely closes down. I don't have the option to like spam it
anymore. So, so I'm like, all right, discord, you want to be a bitch about this? I'll go to the web
app for now and I'll fix you later. That doesn't work. Now it won't let me sign in. It won't let
me use the web app. So I'm like, all right, I'll uninstall and reinstall discord. Well,
that won't work. I can't uninstall Discord.
It won't go away.
I'm going into the back end.
I'm deleting all the files.
I'm clicking uninstall.
I'm finding it won't work, won't go away.
So I'm like, all right, bitch, I'm not going to tolerate this.
System restore.
All right, I got nothing on here I care about.
I got some fucking pictures of some oysters I ate a year and a half ago.
I can tell you were getting aggravated when I saw the text come through in our group chat.
That was, I'm just going to do a system restore.
And I knew it was a serious thing when Woody just responded, yikes.
So I initiate fucking system restore mode. And it gets to like 26 or something like that and
it stops like for like five minutes and i'm like you work for me you can't stop on the job what
are you sleeping on the job you work for me i'll unplug you from the wall bitch
meanwhile his computer's like fuck you i'll borrow a gun number you work for me i'll unplug you from the wall bitch kakonk meanwhile his computer's like
fuck you i'll borrow a gun number two work for i just reach back there grab the power
the surge protector kakonk pull the bitch right out of the wall plug it right back in all right
let's see how you like that and it's like i didn't like it very much k Kyle. You've made an error. So now it's like giving me two options for Windows 10,
like duplicate Windows 10s,
because one of them didn't get completely deleted
and it installed another.
I don't know how it works.
I'm just making that part up.
But there are two different versions of Windows 10,
and neither one of them will work.
When you click it, it just gives me a spinny thing,
restarts, and goes back to the menu
where you choose from two versions of Windows 10. So I'm texting guys like i don't know if it's gonna happen um in my
head i'm like looking i'm literally looking through you know the glass on the side of my pc
so i can see the hardware and i'm just like i'll pull every fucking hard drive out of you you
fucking piece of shit i'll kill you i'll kill you i'll pull your fucking brain out go in the other room get that mechanical
drive that's 12 years old stick it in your fucking brand new ass and we'll load windows 95 if we have
to you're gonna work so i did some googling i went into the bios i deleted shit i went into
the back end and deleted everything completely reinstalled huh
completely reinstalled maybe his computer
doesn't like all the shit he's talking
I think your computer is mad at you for talking shit
because you have been cut off
no you're back
you're back
you know what I did I fucking
punched it I think you should talk more nicely to it
Kyle
you make a fool out of me!
Socked him one and he came back on.
It's like poltergeist. It's sensing your negativity.
He's been put in his place.
So yeah, I couldn't restore
Windows. I just deleted Windows
and completely reinstalled Windows
and now everything is slick. There's
nothing on this thing. Everything is clickety-click,
clickety-clack, running fast.
Even the camera is different for some reason.
I got a whole new camera setting.
I feel like I'm at 60 frames per second now, maybe more.
Well, for a while there, you were at zero frames per second.
You go with that.
You had a frame per minute.
You more than make up for the average on these good ones.
Yeah, the internet literally went out for like 0.2 seconds.
That's what went on
there because I looked in the bottom right and I saw it.
That's not related to
the nuclear option that I went through.
There's a lot of news happening right now.
Neither is the fact that everything is in
Taiwanese now. I would love to
spend the next 50 minutes talking about vermin
tide tactics. Yeah, so
this is the show.
We're actually rebranding. are we are the vermentide podcast
now that's we want to tie ourselves to a game that's already well into the downtrend hey we're
only five years in taylor five year anniversary last month all right lots of stuff happening
yeah hundreds of people watching on twitch combined sometimes bigger youtube only would worry it
that's true that category when me and you are streaming and it's like yeah
the biggest dick in the smallest pond like that's what we want
no we won't do that um i don't even want to talk about the election honestly because like i haven't
been watching it chis texted us and said, like, Trump's about to lose Kentucky.
It's all over.
I don't know if that was a joke.
I interpreted that as like sarcasm around early results being inaccurate is what I thought I read into that.
Yeah, because it's all like mail in.
They're still counting now and shit, right?
Like half the vote was in yesterday.
Don't they count it in the order they get it?
It varies by state.
Like Pennsylvania, for example,
they're not allowed to even look at the mail-ins until today.
And other states like North Carolina,
they've been counting the mail-ins all along.
So there are some states like North Carolina that at 730,
there may be like 60% of our results are in, hypothetically,
or something like that,
because they know what the mail-in votes are they've just been keeping it secret because they feel like that would influence
other votes and that makes a lot of sense like i think wasn't it 2016 that like some of the media
got reprimanded where it was like we're calling it for ohio blah blah blah and it's like polls are
still open you shouldn't call stuff until the polls are closed you might be right 2016 i know they did that way earlier like they would call like back in 2000 for example they
would call states while they were still voting like you know and they'd be right you know like
irresponsible though it looks like california's going democrat you know like so you know they
were they would i don't remember them getting states wrong
except in 2000 when they called florida for i think they called it for gore and then took it
back or vice versa but they may have flip-flopped three times like they were like ah gore wins it
nope bush wins it no actually it's too close to call yeah uh yeah it is we're gonna have a lawsuit
now well that was a big hanging chad issue right yeah yeah
it was yeah i i didn't know what a chad was before that election if you guys don't know
you guys apparently both know but for listeners and someone might not they had a punch card kind
of thing so there'd be like you know taylor's name and then right next to it a perforated thing
that you would poke out and that thing is called a chad
so on some of these ballots they're like how do we even count this you know like this one's mostly
poked out is that a valid vote or not like are we to infer his intent and then as they counted and
recounted and recounted it was like well these ballots are getting damaged there are chads on the floor as
we're counting these things that used to be in the ballots and we don't know what came with a
hanging chads that fell off were they all new holes that were never meant to be poked were they
i'm now this is woody's conspiracy bullshit but like were there vote counters who were maybe
poking chads like I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it became.
I would almost guarantee there were.
Like, well.
On the last one?
Well, the way they do it is they have both sides watching each other all the time. But it could be done by accident or I implied intent when I said that with the conspiracy.
They still won by like 5,000 votes or something, didn't he?
I have 500 in my head, but I'm not very sure.
Yeah.
It was Florida that was super close. And he lost. I mean, i'm not very sure yeah it was it was florida that
was super close and he lost i mean it's not like bush's presidency was very impactful anyway
true true i mean some of those wars are almost done yeah those those wars were getting there
idea it just takes a couple generations to wrap up a war we're like the romans at this point
after starting all these wars we've gone from being a UFC fighter
who had a pretty good record
to being one of those guys who's like 26 and 13.
He's just a journeyman.
We're just a journeyman of war now.
We're not even winning.
Did you see Anderson Silva's record,
that Tale of Two Careers post on Reddit, Kyle?
Yeah.
I didn't see a post, but I'm aware of his record.
It's a real mixed bag.
The post made it obvious to me. think i think i have my numbers right he was like 16 and one and then one in seven like after he lost to chris weidman my gosh one in seven leg right
the second one like like like weidman weidman knocked him out he caught him because anderson
was clowning and then like anderson came back and snapped his leg on weidman's leg and that like rubber band
shit show and then after that like i think that's when he got popped for being on an illicit
substance that was for his leg to heal yeah i don't know that so a lot of that's right i feel
like when you said it if people didn't know already, Wyman knocked him out.
The next fight is when Silver broke his leg.
It wasn't the same fight.
Something happened?
You made a face?
Yeah, my computer just, don't worry about it.
That was normal.
What happened was normal.
Next fight.
I know, we're getting into UFC details.
The next fight, during the rematch, Anderson went to kick his leg.
Weidman blocked it with his leg, and Anderson's leg got like a second knee that went the wrong way.
It snapped forward like a rubber.
It was so nasty.
It's hard to watch.
It's hard to watch.
And sometimes UFC fighters, you'll see like, I remember Robbie Lawler, he had that torn lip, and it was like this huge tear
and you can tell he doesn't give a fuck.
He's screaming with it.
If I tore my lip like that, I'd be like,
I'm real heavy that I won
but I don't want to open my mouth.
I'd be covering it embarrassed.
I want to call out Anderson Silva.
I'll see him as soon as my face heals
but this is nasty, boys.
Have a good night.
But he's just like, ah, like pulling it even farther apart.
He looked like a horse.
It was off-center, but it was split up to his nose.
Yeah, just huge.
He looked like Joaquin Phoenix before they even fixed him.
Yeah, he's totally a badass.
But no, when Anderson snapped his leg, he just screamed.
He just laid on the ground and screamed.
It was so nasty.
That break was pretty rough.
I don't watch the UFC hardly, and I can picture the gif of that break in my mind's eye when I close it.
Where you see, the way you see those grievous injuries sometimes, where it's like the injury has happened for like 50 frames.
And then the pain sets in, and the person who's experienced it and it's like oh no like
that that's the worst part about it is seeing the break and then gazing up from the break to his
face and you just see him go oh and the worst part is he tries to put weight on it for a split
second like like you know because it's a kick he's he's kind of like off balance he needs to catch himself with the kicking leg and when he does he puts weight on it and then he collapses they asked chel sonnen
about anderson silva being called on steroids and uh i love the way he handled it he's like
whatever i assure you i was on more it's like all right cool yeah you know he's not making excuses
for his losses or anything he's like what i have he was on i'm sure i was on twice as much like
all right chale owns it some guy was giving chale a hard time about being caught i forget the numbers
but this is if it's not 100 right it's 90 they're like dude they caught you on four different
banned substances and he's like it was six and it's 90 they're like dude they caught you on four different banned substances and he's like
it was six and it's still the record what good sex kyle you're going uh in and out of muted
no you're fine now you're good but you heard it too right taylor is it yeah you weren't fine
three seconds ago but you're good now yeah i. I think what's happening, I think my computer is like in the background, like getting Skype going.
Like, is it possible that, you know how we go into Discord and we set it so, oh, I'm right.
You know how we go to Discord and we set the sensitivity so you're always on?
If you look at the videos, you see how Taylor and I are green and you're not, you haven't done that thing.
Ah, very true. Yeah, i'll get on it yeah it looks like florida is gonna go trump
really because miami-dade the the the difference there isn't nearly as big as it was with hillary
versus trump it seems seems like only a small percentage more are voting biden over trump
there and that's isn't that the most
populous area in florida the miami-dade area i'm not 100 sure i reacted when you said that but it
wasn't to you possibly being wrong it was like oh right this is the part where miami-dade and
broward county i hear every four years as they decide the fate of the free world yet again like the son of bitches it's always miami-dade and
is it brower brower brower are two really big counties there yeah can you say the b1 slowly
is there a d in it i think it's b-r-o-w-a-r-d like broward well that one wasn't even on my bingo
in any case you think north car Carolina is going blue this time.
And that is just based on nothing more than a gut feeling.
Okay.
Yeah.
So they're polling blue.
But I've been giving almost all the close ones to Trump in my head.
Like North Carolina, maybe Arizona.
There's another one.
Georgia's polling blue. I don't think it'll actually go blue uh you don't think so this is based on nothing but i i just we've gerrymandered atlanta very well
okay you should see some of those districts they look like fucking look like you spilled
something on the carpet and it rolled downhill and made like this long, thin fucking stain that wiggles around.
This is statewide election though.
You just need like a Rain Man style guy to be in charge of all districts across the country.
It's a statewide election, but you have to vote in your district.
So that means you could be 30, 40 miles away from your polling place because of the way we've drawn the districts.
And the line will be eight hours long like that that that is legitimately voter suppression like when we're waiting outside the polling place to give you a little intimidate
uh to talk that's why my idea works great you have one guy who is just obsessed with math he
doesn't even know what people are running but they're like i don't know if this is a good idea
like people are trying to lobby him to change the district's like no it's gotta be it's definitely
gotta be a square definitely they definitely all gotta be squares it's gotta fit in nice and it's
like that would be what you want it's like oh chief commissioner you know rain man on the case
doing this and they're like well we're giving you 100 million dollars of lobbying money from either
side to change that district no it's got to be a square.
Thank you for the money.
Got to be a square.
Yeah, it's got to be a square.
The whole point is squares.
Is he the first unflappable man in politics?
Yeah, we'll see.
You know, back to UFC fighting.
I can't stop.
I'm sorry. I want't stop. I'm sorry.
I want to get this fixed real quick.
Can we go through the voice and video settings?
And this will take like 30 seconds.
Yeah, of course.
So I'm at the part where like, do I want open H.264 video codec provided by Cisco Systems?
I'm at that.
And I want to know what needs to be green and what needs to be gray.
Are you ready?
Yeah. I'm going to do it quickly. Open H. I'm at that. And I want to know what needs to be green and what needs to be gray. Are you ready? Yeah.
I'm going to do it quickly.
Open H.264, yes.
Hardware acceleration, yes.
Echo, yes.
Noise, yes.
Advanced voice for me
is grayed out.
Automatic game control,
I have that on.
The next one,
enable quality service
high packet priority,
I have off.
Attenuation, far left.
When I speak, off. When others speak, off. quality service high packet priority i have off attenuation far left when i speak off when others
speak off um yes yes yes no no does that help fixed and then you did the uh above that input
sensitivity and then it's far left that was that was the big one to change. Input volume is there. I had the H.264 turned off.
There's a voice activity, yes.
Push to talk, no.
And then that slider bar in radio.
Attenuation.
I'm looking for...
Yeah, that's the far left.
It's right above when I speak.
I've got that all the way to the left.
Yeah, that's what will make your bar green around the way Woody and I have it.
All right, mine's all the way to the left.
So it's input sensitivity I'm looking at.
I'm going to send you a picture.
Ah, so I want that picture sent.
Got it.
And I want that all the way to the left.
Yep.
Ah, there it is.
I saw that. Do you see how left. Yep. Ah, there it is. I saw that.
Do you see how our video has a green box around it?
It's because it's just always open and fucking broadcasting.
That's the fix. Okay.
Fixed it.
Sorry about that, guys listening in.
All right.
I get it.
Yeah, yeah.
So sometimes when I look at your C fights, I'm like, ooh, this guy has nine different ways that he could beat you.
You know, he's better on the ground. He's better at this. He's better at that. But this guy has nine different ways that he could beat you. You know, he's better on the ground.
He's better at this.
He's better at that.
But this guy has a big right hook.
That guy with one path to victory usually but not always loses.
That's how I see Trump this time around.
He needs to win Florida.
He needs to win Pennsylvania.
He needs to win Arizona.
He needs to win North Carolina.
And I don't know if I'm missing any.
He probably needs a Michigan or a Pennsylvania mixed in there, too.
I don't think he needs Michigan and Wisconsin in this.
If he were to get those, then he would be able to lose one of those.
He probably needs a Pennsylvania and an Illinois or something, though.
Oh, he's not going to win Illinois.
Pennsylvania, yes.
You're probably thinking of Indiana.
Ohio, yes.
Ohio, Pennsylvania.
It is a rough road to hoe for the Republicans.
Yeah.
So Ohio, he's winning in the polls slightly, but whatevs.
But he needs to win like five coin tosses.
And if he loses any one of them, he loses the election.
I was thinking that he's going to win Ohio, win Pennsylvania, and win Florida.
But he's going to lose 296 to 241
because Biden will win Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan,
and North Carolina.
And I had my big upset pick.
This wasn't based on anything other than
I wanted to have a big upset pick.
I put Georgia as blue, as a light blue.
We'll see.
We'll see.
So 296 to 241 is my number guess. I could do one real quick. as a light blue. We'll see. We'll see. So two 90,
two 96 to two 41 is my number.
Guess I could do one real quick.
We'll see how,
do you want me to link it?
I know where one is.
Yeah.
I haven't looked at any of that stuff.
I don't,
I haven't really followed it at all.
You know, it's looked bad for a while.
It's all just guessing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm almost,
Oh, and I put Arizona to go Trump also.
Really?
With,
with my little guessing still doesn't put them over the top.
So I have Biden.
Oh wait,
whoops.
I have Biden winning with... Shit.
My thing's moving. 287.
I gave
Trump Florida, North Carolina,
Ohio.
Basically, I just gave Biden Pennsylvania
and Arizona of the toss-up states.
Okay.
Yeah, I was seeing people talking about like, oh,
Trump might win Wisconsin and Michigan.
Maybe, but there is a 0% chance he wins Minnesota.
Minnesota wins the last time they went red, 72 with Nixon.
Yeah, 538 says Biden has a 93% chance of winning Minnesota, so effectively agreeing with you.
I think maybe some people mix up Michigan and Minnesota in their heads I can understand that maybe the MI and the MN they're both cold worthless places
hey we stay in the midwest here we
uh yeah the the there's a bunch of states where they have Biden up by like one or two percent
and I give most of those to Trump and then there's Pennsylvania where they have biden up by like one or two percent and i give most of those to trump and then there's pennsylvania where they have them up like five percent and that's the
one i'm like biden's gonna win that it's his home state kind of like you think so i don't know man
so go ahead if if it weren't trump if it were a different republican and they had like the same
uh policies and stuff i would i would think that the republicans had a had a very good chance
just because biden does seem like he's going to be anti-coal anti-natural gas anti-fracking
really and and that's pennsylvania's lifeblood if it weren't trump if it were a fucking jeb bush
or a marco rubio or something like that and the
policies were the same and plus like biden had that anti-gun tweet the other night that
pennsylvania boy yeah i went straight to his twitter to fact check it did they delete it
yeah they deleted it he they also deleted the one or no no wait this one wasn't deleted it was
biden saying when i get elected I am coming after gun manufacturers.
He said that. I'm coming after gun
manufacturers. And it was like,
well, that is fucking terrifying.
Can I read for a moment?
Give me my weed and you take the guns and we'll call it even.
No.
You take Taylor and Woody's
guns and give me my weed
and the world will all work out.
We'll all be even.
Can I rant for a second?
So the Electoral College kind of favors Republicans right now.
The reason is that there are states that aren't very well populated.
So they get like three or four times the amount of representatives per person than like a California or Texas does.
Okay, that's just fact.
We'll set that aside.
We're not going to change the Electoral College.
To change the Electoral College would require
benefiting both parties at the same time,
which is inconceivable.
So working in the reality that we actually live in
as opposed to the one we want,
what are Democrats to do?
Step one, according to me,
back off the gun thing, jackasses.
Stop it.
Stop back. to be back off the gun thing jackasses stop it stop back there like if somebody if some democrat
ran for president and in every one of his ads he was assembling and disassembling an m i'm sorry
an ar-15 without looking that would be good i want him to do that because every time he's making a
point disassemble and reassemble an ar-15 just all feel as if it was easy for him.
I mean, that's great optics for a blue state Democrat.
Yeah, just do that.
This is who I am.
I'm the Democrat that won't take your gun away.
Change it up.
Make it an AK-47.
I don't care.
Right?
You think I can only do American guns?
Here's a Russian one.
I'll break down an HK.
Is that German?
I can break them all down, but I only do American out of pride for this great U.S.
Or is it Austrian?
I don't know where HK comes from.
HK's German.
Okay.
Eckler and Koch.
But yeah, if a Democrat were to do that, and just maybe they could pick off like a Nebraska
or a Kentucky or maybe a Georgia,
right?
Georgia is a little tinted.
It's a little purple right now,
right?
You know,
if the democratic front runner did that,
you might get enough people coming over where they say,
yeah,
you know,
I,
I was never hell bent on that pro-life anything.
It was really about the guns.
Cause I,
isn't it annoying seeing those really unpopular stances.
They just won't let go of like,
that's what we need more than two parties. It's so annoying because you have to go a or b
how many kinds of m&ms are there oh but we've got two kinds of politicians
i hear you i so i don't know i i want to know how other countries do it because other countries do
have more than two parties but here's my fear you get like democrats and republicans controlling we'll say 97 and a half percent combined you know they're both 45 i think
i'm doing it right and then you get another party with five percent and that guy is just as powerful
any two of those three become a voting majority yeah but they would go different ways on different
issues i think like right now it's like, all right, well, Congress is Republican, so everything is going to go that way.
But whereas if you had like 45-45-5 or 10, like you're describing, like, all right, well, they went this way on gun control because that's what the Green Party thinks about it.
They went that way on birth control, though, because that's what they think about that.
If you could just get a mixture of both parties because i don't like either party it depends on the paradigm you're in because like when you see those european elections
there there are sometimes parties that have like a plurality of the vote but they don't
tend to have one party with the giant majority and so what you'll see over there are a lot of
coalitions being formed like oh this party and this party are uniting because it's serviceable to both of them to get a majority in parliament or whatever but
yeah i just worry that some 47 and a half and five like those five percent become our rulers
they get to choose which of the other two wins yeah i mean that's probably true i don't know
in this country because we don't have
what european countries have where it's like oh this party is at 30 this party's at 28 this
party's at 17 this party's at 15 like we don't know about this whole democracy thing 45 democrat
45 other ones whatever just king trump you think kyle i would like some sort of uh impress or an
emperor king i want to go back to kings i i want to go
back to kings or even emperors i would prefer emperors emperors has a real ring to it i'm mixed
up on the difference quite frankly a king lives in the castle i'm not sure if uh emperors uh pass
on along the bloodline uh whereas royalty you definitely have like a with a traditional
monarchy you've certainly got that
lineage of responsibility
going on. Kind of do that anyway.
Yeah, we kind of do that anyway.
That's the problem. All these
countries with kings and queens. Meanwhile,
we've got
a handful of families.
Bush, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Bush, Bush,
Clinton, Clinton, Clinton, Bush, Bush, Clinton.
We had a Bush or a Clinton on the ballot for something like 16 out of 20 years or like some outrageous thing.
I don't know.
And behind closed doors, they're like, oh, you.
Because I don't think all of us should be able to vote.
I mean, clearly, there's some people that don't think I should be able to vote because they got there and they got their way.
I don't think everybody's vote should count uh i certainly don't think everybody's
vote should count the same um you know i there was i i just don't i just don't i like like like
agreed there should be a qualification test get rid of that 19th let's get rid of it but it's
dumb it's dumb like that one doesn't make any sense to me. I think it made sense in a time
when the voting populace
was a bunch of dudes who were really
plugged into it. The 19th is when
women got the right to vote.
Oh, shit.
See?
Now it's making a lot more sense, isn't it?
I didn't even think about
what the 19th even was.
When did they give black people the vote?
They gave black men the right to vote before white women.
And then it was white women in what, 1920, 1919?
Well, that's a good one.
We should keep that one for sure.
But I just don't think everyone should be able to vote.
I think there should be a qualification test.
There should probably only be like 100,000 people qualified enough to vote in this country there should be a firearm accuracy test
kyle's gonna regain his right to vote
at the 1000 meter long range shooting competition so far we have one contestant who has hit the
target and he will be deciding all the electoral votes for Virginia.
He's the first man to regain
his voting rights because of precision
firing. You see him? He looks like
Bildo Treve. He's like, well,
I don't know too much about politicking,
but I like that Montgomery
fella. I'm going to vote for him.
That's right. Virginia goes to
Montgomery. The white supremacist
not even from Virginia.
It was my decision and I made it.
I just picked the guy
who was best with the gun.
I like his
shaved head and tattoos too.
Just like me.
I don't think we should all be voting.
I thought it meant that he used to be a fireman
turned out some German shit but it was a similar shape to the fireman tante.
So, you know, I didn't learn until the past couple of years that representation is also based on illegal immigrants.
Like, you know how the census needs to count everyone who lives there, right?
So let's say hypothetically, right?
So let's say, hypothetically, Woody State was half illegal immigrants.
Then we get the amount of representatives that includes them.
Am I saying this clearly?
Oh, I thought you were asking a question.
Maybe I low-key knew that, but Trump made it an issue when he was trying not to count illegal immigrants.
And I was like, is my team on the right side here?
Well, they should definitely count them in the census.
So you know how many illegals are in the country.
But you shouldn't be giving points to states based on their illegal population.
That's kind of where my head is.
Someone's going to have to take them away.
Like every so often.
I hope you guys do this, too.
You look at your party and you say are we the baddies you know and in this case yeah i think
democrats might be the baddies i don't know someone's gonna have to explain to me why it's
good for illegal immigrants to get this much representation i can go the other way i can go
the other way and say republicans and their voter suppression tactics, that's the baddies too.
The most recent one where I was like, are we the baddies?
Not that I really am.
I'm definitely not a Republican, but I do identify with conservatives on quite a few issues, it seems.
But when I was reading about the forced hysterectomies in the prison camps, I was like,
well,
did they,
did they need them?
Yeah.
Is that real?
So we're not like giving people Advil on the border,
but we're performing incredibly expensive,
invasive operations.
Really?
You just need to shop back and some Tylenol.
I hear your doubt.
I don't know.
It was reported everywhere. And then like the world health organization declared it as something like a genocide apparently if you take away a lot of people's
like more than a thousand people's fertility it's it's technically a genocide it's technically a
genocide i'm like oh are we the baddies you know like are we the i have a hard time believing that
they're just giving they have a bunch of
surgeons down there giving hysterectomies to i don't know that anyone said it's not true
like the trump administration didn't come out and drop off as far as coverage because i feel
like the republicans are like you're goddamn right that is a thing that that's that that is
on brand right because with the separating kids from their parents, right?
I think that they did that as a disincentive.
I'm not sure I'm using the right term.
D-something.
You know, to discourage the illegal immigrants from coming across the border.
They wanted children with adults.
Right.
Human trafficking is a huge problem with people smuggling kids who aren't theirs over the border it's like look if you get pulled over for dui and get your kid in the car they're going to
take you and the kid and they were both going to be detained somewhere but they are not going to
throw the kid into the drunk tank with you i don't see the difference well they don't right
but i think so i don't know if the difference is in the enforcement or the branding of the enforcement, right?
Because those cages were built under Obama, right?
And Obama was like, hey, sometimes these kids are coming over with no parents or with people, like you said, that aren't their parents.
Maybe they're coyotes and they don't have their best interest in mind.
Yeah.
And we can't just take these children and throw them in with the grownups.
They become victims.
That's why we separated them like that.
But Trump, again, I don't know if it's in the enforcement that's different or the branding, for sure.
But he's definitely like, hey, if you come across, we're taking your kids away.
Suck a dick.
We also take the children's toys.
That's the best part.
Yeah.
They're crappy, crappy toys. And the first thing I told them, make sure you take the children's toys that's the best part yeah to come in they've got crappy crappy toys and the first
thing i told them make sure you take the children's toys away from them that gets them right to the
heart because they love those toys they have a motion of value these are terrible toys it's that
cup in a throwing the ball into the cup thing these are shithole toys
all these old game boy colors to To them, it's brilliant.
We're fueling the entire genocide facility in Texas with the burning of Mexican children's toys.
We're a serious country.
And so the argument should obviously be how many resources and money to give to the people sneaking into our country, not how to reprimand them or send them back.
Because we're serious.
We're a serious country who argues about how many resources to give to people who sneak in.
That's what serious countries do.
That's what serious countries do.
They just invite people in and they say, here's money.
That's probably how he would say it.
Money.
Yeah.
He loves showing his bottom teeth for some reason
they're perfect they're perfect his bottom teeth where they were gold and compared to other old
men his bottom teeth are on point i even his bottom teeth i mean he owns them i'm saying even
pence who for an older guy i mean not nearly as old as trump and them he's still got he his teeth it's not fair to compare like teeth you bought 15
years ago versus some stock teeth he was born with 50 years ago that's true that's true this
is working with stock parts so yeah my original set over here yeah that is true okay i i i step
back on that i gotta get one fixed i talked about it weeks ago, but you know, that, that,
that temporary cap fell off and I haven't done anything yet.
So I've just got a hollow molar up here.
That sucks.
So like every time I eat, I've got to like,
make sure I clean it like super,
super well to make sure there's not food in there.
Do you have a water pick you're using to clean it?
No, that would be good. Wouldn't it? I use these like, like little,
that's good too. Picky things. Which side do you use? The string
part or the pokey part? Oh, I have to use
the pokey part because the tooth is
hollow. You need a
water pick, man. The tooth is just a shell
now because it's
had a root canal already. They did the root
canal. They drill out the center of the tooth and
they put a cap over it. I never went
back to get the real cap. I just left the temporary cap on it for seven years and uh and that just like
when i was chewing gum last month it just fell out and broke into like three pieces is that
terrifying no i didn't give no it was kind of funny oh i was driving when it happened
it didn't matter uh tooth stuff scares me that i don't
know about you guys but i know it is one of the most common nightmares out there to have
nightmares that your teeth and your teeth fall out i don't get a lot of nightmares but that is
one i can definitely empathize with i have had nightmares that my teeth are falling out and it is
a total panic you're feeling because what do you do like you guys have never had that where you're just like oh man like oh no i have i have dreams i have those tony soprano dreams where you're not
prepared where you uh you like like it's unbeknownst to you like something big has been set
up and you're not ready like like one time i dreamed that woody had set up a boxing match for
me like a logan paul style boxing match for me, like a Logan Paul style boxing match.
And he was like, all right, I hope you're ready for a day after tomorrow.
You're fighting.
And I don't even remember who I'm fighting,
but it's some big fucking like boxer dude, you know?
And I'm just like, oh God, what am I going to do?
I don't even know how to box.
I mean, a little as I've done it a little like,
what if he's gonna wrap my hands
i'm just so stressed out by like a million things that would like am i even allowed to travel there
i mean it's for work i'll have to ask permission like right away and i guess i need shorts
will they provide boxing shoes like i'm just having a meltdown in my dream because woody
has set up a celebrity boxing match it match some sort of internet fucking boxing match even more than that
i get nightmares that i am in college and that i have been in a math class that i didn't attend
and i i get this one oh i got this one just a couple weeks ago where i woke up in just an
absolute like like stomach sinking panic.
Like I'm going to fail my math class.
I haven't gone to any of them.
I didn't know it was even on my docket of responsibility.
And I'm like peeing in my bathroom before it's like, oh, I'm almost 30.
I'm not in school.
Yeah, Taylor, I have that exact same one.
But it's not math.
It's some sort of course that has a big reading load.
And I'm just like, this is inconceivable.
I can't catch up.
I have a dream that it's like.
If you were 18 years younger, I was 18 years older,
we could have done a nice switcheroo style school thing
where I go in for all the reading in English.
I ace it for you.
You go in for all my math.
Ace it for me.
That would have really lowered our stress level. I dream that it you. You go in for all my math, ace it for me. That would have really
lowered our stress level. I dream that it's like that day in high school when it's like the first
day of like, you know, it's the same school year, but it's like the next semester. So whole new set
of classes. And you know, that first day, like, oh, you've got that sheet of paper, like English
103, room 14. And you're like finding your new classes you're meeting your new
teachers and stuff and so it's that day and i can't find my classes and i'm like asking people
they're giving me bad directions and i've just lost for like a long period of time and then when
i finally do get to like math or english or social studies or whatever there it's not the first day it's the last day and it's final exam time and i'm just
like sitting in my desk as like this thick final exam is being passed out like scantron style
and i'm just like i mean shouldn't i just walk out like like why even sit here and fucking color
in bubbles i don't know what the fuck what what class is this even? There's beakers over there, and then there's a globe over here,
and that guy's got a calculator.
What is this class?
Dude, I'm having an embarrassing memory brought back to me right now.
It was my freshman year, and I think it was day one freshman year.
I'm in high school.
I'm nervous as shit.
I don't want to get bullied by the upperclassmen or anything,
and I misread my post-lunch schedule. And I think in fourth hour,
I've got, or fifth hour, I guess, that I had study hall, but really I had it not at all.
I didn't have study hall. I don't know why I thought I had study hall. And I was sitting in
there and the teacher read out like, all right, if you're here and your schedule does not say fifth hour study hall, you are in the wrong room.
And there are so many upperclassmen in there.
I remember looking at my schedule and being like, oh, no, do I pretend I have to go to the bathroom and just don't come back?
Or do I just stand up and leave?
And I just decided to stand up and leave.
I was like,
yeah,
I'm,
I'm wrong.
This is not my class.
And I got laughed at so much by so many people.
It was so embarrassing.
And you are a 14 year old and,
Oh God,
I'm just remembering now.
It was so embarrassing.
Walking out of that class,
people laughing at me,
call me a freshie.
Didn't like that.
Didn't like that.
Lately, I dream about Vermintide.
I'm not going to talk about Vermintide,
but I have been dreaming that I'm in Vermintide as the character.
I'm holding the knives, running around stabbing rats.
You're the outlay.
Because I play so much.
We were playing last night and someone was like uh
asking about levels and i and they were like how many hours do you have kyle i'm like 170
and uh one of the people that i play with was like no you don't you were estimating you were
like i don't know probably like 170 yeah i was like yeah 170 something like that he's like no
you don't no way and someone goes to my steam profile they're like he has exactly 170 hours
oh oh god they started calculating it they're like it's been nine hours a day for the last
four days or whatever it was it was some big no he's like yes i play this like a job
it explains why you've gotten good fast yeah i i i knock out like two to three three hour sessions a
day um and uh you know i'll i'll play for three hours be like all right i'm i'm burnt out and
then like you know come back to it like six or eight hours later be like i'm ready to go again
i really i'm fired up i want to play so yeah it's an addictive game and i end up like have i have
dreams about whatever game i'm playing at the time.
Cause I play them so obsessively.
Like I'm, I'm in the game, playing the game in my dreams.
Uh, and then I also have had like some nightmares lately.
Like I had a torture nightmare, uh, like, like two nights ago.
Um, where I was like watching someone being like horrifically tortured.
Like they were on their back on the ground and someone had like like a like a small gasoline powered like fence post like driller and they were like drilling
into this guy's mouth and like destroying his bottom jaw he's dentist used yes
i'm gonna fire a warning shot in 30 seconds.
Kill me.
Kill me.
Shoot me now.
Do it.
Do it now.
I know that we all agree that you cannot show up at someone's house like an absolute asshole.
No, we hate that. Hearing that guy yell, kill me.
He was threatened to be shot was
that was okay but when he threatened
to hit sissy hypnotize
him
I'm gonna hypnotize you and I had to
like what does this mean again
you know you're gonna
you're gonna make him into a gay man
it's become a twitch thing my
chat tries to sissy hypnotize me
but like when someone new comes along.
No, you right now.
Like I have this stupid.
As I start streaming and I leave streaming,
someone wrote a song for all of us actually,
but I loved mine and I use it as my intro
and sometimes outro on my Twitch stream.
And then I put video of it of me dancing,
sometimes with Jackie into that competition. Anyway anyway my chat claims that it's an uh an attempt for me to sit sissy hypnotize them
with my dancing and my music sissy hypnotizing has become a thing and i dig it taylor i saw
the opposite happen of your story i'm in class i'm a sophomore right yeah i know what i'm doing
it's my second year at high school whatever i'm sitting there some kid comes in he's cool as fuck he's obviously a freshman and he's lost and he just opens the
door he's like is this 122 or whatever it was and uh the teacher's like no he's like man i don't
know where i'm going where's 122 and they give him directions and he just handled it it was like i'll never be as cool as a lost freshman like i killed
it everyone liked him yeah see i i hadn't found my home it was probably actually no it's probably
middle school that i realized like ah if you can make people laugh they like you and and that
is how i i tried to survive high school it It's just like, all right, well, if you can keep people giggling, they tend to like you a lot.
Yeah, he was confident and admitted he's imperfect.
And what was there to hate?
I was already in the class and I did not have the wherewithal or the strength or forethought at the time to behave that way.
I was just so scared.
This was just a cool 14, year old what are you gonna do
what are all these pictures you're sending me this is that really pretty dude yeah yeah i'm uh
i'm trying to remember his name right now um this is like one of the best league of legend players
in the world and uh uh his name is uh c9 sneaky and um and uh it fits right like apparently so
what i'm told so what i'm told is that his girlfriend uh dress dresses him up like like
for these cosplay this cosplay stuff and um you know i i don't if these are characters i don't
recognize them i recognize bowsette, but that's the only one.
I don't know any of them.
And super cute girl, right?
Clearly.
One of the best, probably rich.
And this is what he looks like when he's not doing cosplay.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, indeed.
How outrageous.
Dude, he should have been a girl because he is a
really pretty girl he is a top tier girl yeah how is it how is he skinny and flat tummied as a girl
but not as a boy right it doesn't make sense i feel like there's some wizardry being used here
because this is and you know what. Look at the picture that's
complete bare midriff and short shorts.
Is it the one with the stoplight in the background?
Yeah. Super flat, girly tummy.
Wide hips.
There's one when he's Bowsette
and it's exposed shoulders and everything.
And those are like super like girly shoulders.
Like there's no like deltoids or shoulders to really speak up their girl
shoulders.
His arms are girl arms.
If I had some real, a real professional makeup artist,
you don't think I could be this pretty.
You're telling me that right now i'm i'm guaranteeing it that's
really honestly offensive i think i could do pretty well you know i think if i think i shave
get a wig i think i can uh i can pull off something pretty good maybe we'll do that one
time we'll all go girl mode i don't know that any of you can hang with my wide hips right like that
that i have a feminine shape that i don't know that
you can pull off i got a i got a very nice ass over here what are you i mean i saw you in the
dangle shorts but and this sucks because my ass was tremendous before the great tumble of 2018 2018 when I fell out of the
charcuterie
disaster of 2018
oh we fell out of the bed
and it's only now that it's starting to
grow back up
oh god the dent
that's right
crack dent
created a crack
I'm so disturbed by this because
yeah this is day two of talking about this guy
yeah because I was
I won't
you were masturbating go ahead carry on
no no no
it came up because we were talking about Loomy
and you know they always like give me a hard time
over Loomy they say that oh
that's a guy and I'm like
probably not
I would say the three of us you would definitely be the hottest woman
yeah maybe maybe we do that sometimes we sometime we all go girl mode
i think it would and like not tell our guests and just make them very uncomfortable you don't
think that if you would be number one you don't think i would beat out
woody you think i would be the ugliest of us so here's the thing you are you gonna shave
i would have to if i'm gonna be a lady right
but i'm also not even a very attractive man he has i'm just gonna take biceps and deltoids and
shit i'm giving him a little consideration though like what do you say i didn't hear your words taylor i'm i'll just
get them off round them off you're just kidding no traps no traps uh teehee am i hot yet taylor
like i i know we use the term too much like you are very high T, clearly. Your beard is thick as fuck.
Your muscles are huge.
You're not at all feminine.
I mean, I don't know.
I think I could be pretty cute.
No, I know.
Kyle would win for sure, and then you'd probably scoop up second,
and it would just be devastating for myself.
I think my hips are being underestimated.
You guys doubted me in the fitness competition. If you don't think i can be the girliest girl on this call i don't think
you have it in you yeah we're gonna come thursday i'll be the only one dressed like what do you
that would be a good troll if you guys did that to me i'd just be like
well i'm not going on.
Don't even shave.
Just lipstick.
Don't even shave.
I'm Paul. Pauline.
I'm Pauline.
No, that would be really funny
to do to a guest, but they
don't know going in,
and we don't address it.
No. If they've never seen our show like if
it's a brand new guest like if it was like if we got like burt chrysler or something just imagine
we all show up as women and we don't say we don't address it at all and he's just like
he'd be like yeah because someone like danny mullen might be able to out-cute any of us when it comes to both.
Oh, Danny Mullen's got that twink look about him.
Yeah, he does.
He's very lithe, very slim.
Yeah.
Yeah, we...
He's like 24, too, as well.
We need a guest like Harley, someone we know we definitely would be.
Oh, I'm not talking about having a cross-dressing competition.
I'm talking about the three a cross-dressing competition.
I'm talking about the three of us come dressed as women,
and Burt Chrysler has no idea that we're not always like this.
I like to think 40 minutes into the show,
Burt Chrysler is like,
you guys are pretty fucking funny for chicks.
Thanks, Burt!
You can see the top of the cantaloupe in my shirt girl is the funniest woman i've ever met i mean that would be an absolute fact
we would all be the funniest women on earth for our moments
oh man i like the idea yeah so so yeah if you're listening check out this c9 sneaky person
it's it's mind-blowing that he's such an attractive girl and i'm not gonna i i bet i'm pretty sure
this guy has a super hot girlfriend so i'm not gonna give him any shit i'll just say like he
doesn't look a manly man and he doesn't he doesn't have like a traditionally like handsome man look
about him i mean he's fine looking don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to dog the guy.
This is a candid shot you gave us too.
Yeah, that's true.
Let me find a more flattering
shot of him in boy mode.
That's just the one I had.
Yeah.
It's not hard.
When you Google him, you just get so much.
Okay, here's him.
I'm going to assume this is him and his girlfriend.
It'll take me just a moment.
Holy fucking shit.
He's got 1.7 million followers on Twitch.
He's doing fantastically.
I'm just assuming this is his girlfriend.
I don't even know.
It's just him with a girl.
How do you take screenshots?
I use ShareX normally, but I don't have it installed because the fresh wipe try this hit windows shift s like sam you can do it right now does that pull up the
snippet tool that one it's new to me and maybe it's called that windows button shift and s yeah
and then you can drag like a box.
Holy shit.
Jesus, he plays 10 hours a day.
Then you can paste it in Discord.
That's how I do it.
Okay.
I was just like right clicking and opening image in new tab,
but your way is infinitely faster.
You might like it.
10 hours of League of Legends a day.
Yeah, that sounds like a dream to some people
right like it may you're probably old enough to know better but when you're 16 if you'll be 10
hours of league a day that's the best job in the world and i'm rich and famous and get hot girls
to dress me up as other hot girls and like what what could be better i'm so rich and famous i dress up as i became a hot girl
me up like the ugliest girl in america but then after a while it becomes like one a high stress
job right it's it you have to perform at a very elite level and it's hard to stay there
it's also a job that happens like with little social interaction, often in the dark looking at a monitor.
It's not the dream job, it seems.
All right, I got a clip we've got to watch.
We've got to watch this clip.
Okay.
Let me finish watching it to make sure this isn't anything we shouldn't watch.
Is there music or anything?
Actually, I think it's the the the like uh the music from like league of legends like
you know like like screen like home screen i i would guess it's a twitch clip
let's let me know when you're queued up on this i'm uh i'm queued up like like like this has like
three different moments where i was like okay i'm ready'm ready. It's just called Sneaky's Butt.
30 seconds. Ready, set, play.
He's got nice boobs.
I'll bring my water cup.
He doesn't sound like a guy.
Yep. What?
What a bizarre I am speechless
Isn't that great
Great
I'm just so surprised
Like when he spoke
I was like oh no
And he stands up and I'm like
I'll bring my water cup.
Oh yeah.
All right.
Would you fuck me?
Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.
So is he?
Dun, dun, dun.
His dick is tucked under, right?
You can see hints of a bulge there.
He may be wearing what are called gaff underwear,
He's it's either he may be wearing what are called gaff underwear where it's got like a like a lot of padding and like a fake vagina type impression to it that that crossdressers will wear like over their package.
That's pretty funny.
Yeah.
Oh, I googled it.
Here's one called cheeky tuck.
That that actually seems I'm looking at it here i'll give you a link um oh i thought i thought i was thinking it said sneaky tuck and there was going to be another video of this
person tucking their junk in or something because i was like where's his dick it seemed like there
was a little volume in the front sure right but like i think that he might have had this underwear
on because this has a little
volume in it, right?
There's a little... You could squish yourself
in there.
How are you gaming comfortably
with your dick and
ball sack pushed back up against you
like that? This guy goes to conventions and has
his stuff
like this.
He's like this all day he likes being like this
it looks very uncomfortable it's weird because it i guess when i saw the pictures you know the
first ones you sent i was like somehow i filled in the blanks in my head that he he was almost
doing this against his will as a goof is that like it's like yeah his girlfriend dresses him
up like this and you
know it's a thing that he tolerates and i'm like okay okay you know we all have our cross to bear
and but then when you sent me the twitch stream i was like oh no no this is him fully on board
this oh yeah this is his thing it's as much his thing as her thing it's it's
and we'll learn perfect for each other good for him dude look at this last picture
i i don't know who's more i know what you're gonna say who's more feminine right oh did you
did you see that coming like oh yeah definitely definitely more feminine you can see in the jaw
which one's prettier though i mean i'd fuck both yeah yeah right i i
will he teach me how to play league i am i'm taken by my knowledge of like if you if you fuck him then now like like you are
the strongest duo league out of all your friends yeah yeah you're the strongest league do out of
all your friends you know it's it's not even close that's true it's easy though because i
don't have any friends who play league i don't either i don't i don't i don't know how to play
i know that's not my style of game i just intrinsically know spider pig is good at it who play League. I don't either. I don't know how to play. I know Destiny played League.
I just intrinsically know SpiderPig
is good at it. I have no other information,
but he's got to be, right? It's a thing that he'd be
good at. Yeah, I think he's on that
Baldur's Gate kick these
days. He's playing some nonsense like that.
I don't even know. Filthy's been playing that a ton.
It's one of those top-down...
Isn't it RTS, right?
Baldur's Gate? I don't want to speak out of pocket
I don't know oh I thought he was on World of Warcraft
maybe I'm out of date oh he's yeah
I see him on there sometimes too but as of
like the last couple of weeks it's been Baldur's
Gate I want to say
well anyway I don't I can't prove it and I
have no inside info I just know he's been on there
now he has to be good at that game League
I want to play some more
Pokemon Red I am so ready they look like a lesbian know he's on there now he has to be good at that game league i want to play some more pokemon red
i am so ready they look like a lesbian couple to me i like that they're together quite frankly me
too like like they're both in that that's super awesome like do you think they have sex while he's
dressed up like that i hope they absolutely they absolutely do right like there's like like i can't
imagine a scenario where he's like hey you want to you want to get after it i'm horny and she's like yeah yeah but you know take all that
off first no there's no way she doesn't want him wearing a coonskin cap maybe this guy is a guest
nest before they fuck why did i even think of that man i'd love to talk to him about this like like
i i feel like i feel like we're sounding
a little ignorant maybe even like maybe his people who know would want that but maybe the people who
know him are like guys come on he's he's been doing this since he was a kid he's always been
into this or like maybe they know the background or like why he does this or whatever like like
no one would think that any of us give a fuck whether or not we care
whether he likes to dress up like a lady no i don't i i think he makes a cute lady yeah i i
care but almost in the positive way like i'm i'm happy at it yeah he's good and honestly he's really
good at it and and like i i guess i'm kind of i'm kind of happy that we live in a world now where
like this is clearly like like nobody's giving this guy a hard time.
Can you imagine if this was your hobby when you were in high school, when we were in high school?
I do like that the best person, I assume, at League of Legends who dresses like that is a man.
You're saying he would dominate the female league as well.
I'm just saying boys rule.
What if that's how he got into it?
What if he wasn't he got into it?
What if he wasn't good enough to win the men's tournaments of league, but he
realized Air Bud rules
he could just get right on into the
ladies league tournaments and dominate.
Stuff like this.
Santa Claus's wife, apparently.
Wasn't there an all-female league team
a few years ago that they made a big
deal about and then it completely completely failed like like what if this guy was like their star player
i i used to do this same fan some related fantasy and swimming right i'd open the guinness book of
world record and i'd look at like how recent an olympics i could win like oh look at this
1944 i could beat everything i could beat all these guys i don't want the olympics i could win like oh look at this 1944 i could beat everything i could beat all these
guys i don't want the olympics in 1944 and on the ladies side right now right now i should
win the olympics on the women's side we did that recently with female shot put and uh and i was
like now i'm pretty sure i got this like like it was like like because uh i threw i i did the shot
put like in like the fucking junior olympics or some shit like in middle school okay and i vaguely remember
throwing it god i don't get it wrong but like 30 feet you're stronger now 30 feet i wonder how if
the if he had like a uh kid's weight i think it weighed eight pounds five or eight pounds i don't
remember which but one of those numbers is right.
You're probably throwing the woman's weight
because
they'll have high school males sometimes throw the
woman's weight and sometimes throw the male weight, depending
on where you're at. The shot put weighs...
Oh, it probably was a woman. 16 pounds
for men and 8.8 for women. So maybe you were
throwing a woman's shot put. But here's the thing.
If I'm breaking the women's record,
I'm throwing the women's shot put. I was breaking the
woman's record with the male shot put.
Just like, Woody, if you want to break the women's
swimming record, you have to wear their swimsuit.
It's faster.
Ah, good point. I didn't even do
the shot style.
I wanted to demonstrate that I was powerful enough to throw
that like a baseball.
Swipped it.
Ruined your shoulder. Ruined my shoulder.
Yeah.
Nowadays, swimsuits are smoother
than skin.
There was an Olympics where people
were wearing wetsuits
from wrist to ankle
and neck and the whole thing.
Now guys kind of wear long pants and women wear
swimsuits with
long pants, I think. Something like that.
Hmm.
Yeah, I would love
to get this guy on as a guest and I would
want him to dress up. Oh!
What if we all
dressed up? Now that would be the show. That would be the
show to dress up.
Yeah.
If I dress up, I'm going to be like a wizard or something.
No, you're going to be like a wizard or something.
No, you're going to be Arwen.
Or Galadriel, take your pick.
I was joking.
I'm waiting. No, no, no.
I know, Taylor.
You'll be a dwarf.
Yeah, that would be great.
People think we should spring out of holes in the ground.
Wizard of Oz is ridiculous.
And Aragorn looks over his shoulder at Aeowyn,
and he's like, it's the beards.
Not the beard!
Oh, man.
You know what?
Instead of watching the elections,
maybe I'll just watch Lord of the Rings tonight.
No, we're saving that.
So we watch the Blu-rays together.
Of course.
Okay, I'll hold off.
It's been a hot second,
especially since I've seen Return of the King.
Me too.
It's been about a year for me.
For me, the way it seems to go is every so often, I'm like, I need to re-watch return of the king me too it's been about a year for me for me like the way it
seems to go is like every so often i'm like i need to re-watch the lord of the rings and i'll
always get through the fellowship because you know initial watch sometimes i'll get through the two
towers but rarely do i commit to the watch through enough to get to the return of the king yeah the
ultra hd 4k uh remaster is coming out for the holiday season this year first time ever oh well
that's gonna be sick i'm gonna buy those for sure yeah i sort of a topic change did you guys see glass the movie
i did oh wait wait maybe i am
six out of ten i know i didn't see this one five out of ten maybe okay i don't know i like i only
say that because it was such a letdown because i
loved unbreakable so much and i wanted more so and that ending kind of soured me a bit i'm going
to talk about it in a non-spoiler way in the first act like almost in the first scene of the movie
you get bruce willis's character fighting the beast right the one from the second movie i think
is they call him the beast and uh you're like, oh my gosh,
what I expected to be the big finale
is literally like the opening scene
where Bruce Willis fights the big bad guy.
And then they get taken to a mental health facility
where they try to convince them
that they're not actually superheroes.
And from that, I'll stop.
That's the basis of the movie.
And they have you questioning whether or not they're superheroes too and and then it's m night shalom shamalan
shamalan shamalan so uh you know you it's difficult to predict the endings on his movies
and uh but i kind of like i'm thinking ahead so i don't spoil. I was excited about this universe
because it's a new superhero universe, right?
I don't know the Marvel comics,
so it's kind of new to me,
but I know that it's not.
And usually I come in knowing that in the comics,
this guy died or in the comics,
this guy, like this happened or that happened.
And, you know, this on the other hand is brand new as far as i know like it's not an
existing property and i was excited about a new comic universe and what they did maybe sets up
the next movies to be pretty interesting so i hope they have i know i've recommended this before but
it when you said new comic, it kind of reminded me.
Did you ever watch that shitty movie Spawn?
I tried.
I didn't love it.
Cartoon?
Oh, the cartoon is what I was going to recommend.
So there's a live action movie.
Well, that's not good at all.
It's not good at all.
They made it PG-13, and it's definitely R-rated material.
There is an HBO miniseries that I think won an Emmymy um that's animated though it's like four episodes maybe um and each episode's like long ish like maybe 40 minutes i like that
a lot i thought it was really good there's like cartoon there's like animated titties and
brains getting blown out and just evisceration and gore but yeah the idea of spawn is he's a he
was like a black
cia assassin he gets betrayed by the people he works for he goes to hell makes a deal with the
devil uh devil sends him back to earth uh in exchange for his for for spawn like leading the
devil's army in a war to come but the devil double crosses him and instead of sending him right back
to earth he sends him back five years later and uh when he comes back like his wife has married another man like like she's had kids and is like life and he's
all burnt up and scarred and fucked but he also has like this symbiote uh suit like from um uh
spider-man how uh venom and uh it which makes sense because one of the animators that worked
that invented i think i think the guy who made venom,
uh, whose name's escaping right now,
uh,
made spawn.
But,
um,
but yeah,
it's,
it's good.
I like the animated part,
but if you didn't like,
if you've tried it before,
then I should maybe give another shot.
What happened was,
uh,
I watched a show on the creator of spawn and it was more like from a
business sense.
And it was pretty interesting on how he was making a new property and you know his road to success was not a straight line
so cool and then i was like oh so i'll go check out the cartoon too and see if i like it but i
was maybe a little worn out of media it's todd mcfarland okay he's the creator of spawn there's
supposed to be a new spawn movie movie that he has complete creative control over
that's supposedly coming out soon-ish.
Speaking of creative control,
I'm looking forward to the Snyder Cut of Justice League.
I am too, I suppose.
New York Times calling Florida and Georgia for Trump.
Okay.
God damn it.
All right, well, I won Florida, but I lost Georgia there.
So that evens out.
It looks like, though, North Carolina is tilting towards Biden.
And I think I had North Carolina.
Yeah, I had that on Biden.
So we'll see.
So there's like a bunch of coin flips.
Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, Arizona, and that might be it.
And then there's Pennsylvania, which isn't so much.
The Rust Belt.
Yeah.
Pennsylvania is not really a coin flip.
That one's, I think, five and a half, six points towards Biden.
So that's the toughest one for Trump to flip.
Like Kyle said, that fracking thing in the debate was a bit of a mistake we'll see
how it goes that was my biggest upset is calling pennsylvania for trump or i guess not really
because i called georgia for biden but that might be wrong i just wanted to get one upset right
fuck if i get both of them wrong i i don't know i i we'll see i was secretly hoping that georgia
would go to biden i'm sorry i meant to say pennsy Georgia would go to Biden. I'm sorry. I meant to say Pennsylvania would go to
Biden. I meant to say
Florida. We should stop.
All these states
getting jumbled. I was secretly hoping
Florida would go to Biden and then that would
just end it. We'd all know
who the next president was. Yeah, that'd be dumb.
If you won Florida, that'd probably be all she wrote.
Well, we'll know tomorrow, hopefully.
Or maybe there's a lawsuit pending.
It's going to take way longer than that.
It's going to be crazy.
But let us know if you'd like C9 Sneaky as a guest.
I think that would be hilarious.
I think he'd be good.
I want to see it.
All right.
PKN.
Let's see.
324 maybe?