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have on that pkn 325 what he's like what do you want to start with and kyle goes there's a meteor
shower tomorrow evening and i'm like well wow all right what's your topic then faggot no no no so
that you don't like meteor showers i spent here last night watching the meteor shower with a
naked dude okay go into that a bit.
So I spent the weekend with like three buddies, so four of us.
And here's the deal.
The air by the beach is really smooth, and it's a nice place to play with your paragliding wings.
And I looked at the forecast.
I was like, hey, guys, looks good.
And one of my friends is really wealthy.
And he's like, hey, I just happen have a house uh for two weeks at the beach you guys should come over and uh i go in this
place he rented it was for him and his wife and it sleeps like 18 like i thought he gave me the
master bedroom no there's an even better bedroom.
Wow.
So anyway, so we spent two nights there.
And it was good.
We had fun time flying and goofing about and stuff.
And I had a really good weekend.
It was all the stuff I like.
A little sunshine, a little friendship, a little activity.
It was just fun.
And last night, it was like the last night. We were hanging out looking and you could see all the stars so many stars and uh like you know so that was cool and
then my friend happened to bring binoculars which were like like i have binoculars they're whatever
like five inches long or something these things were almost two feet long like i would like
or something these things were almost two feet long like i would like jesus christ like huge and when we looked at the stars areas that seem black were now filled with all the smaller stars that
you can't see i'm looking at like the nebula or something and uh then one of them's like i gotta
hop in the hot tub and i thought oh that sounds like fun. And then he's naked.
I mean, he wanted to fully enjoy it.
He's free in the woods or wherever you were.
Yeah.
Did you join him?
I put my feet in. So now Jackie has moved out and that other gentleman has moved in.
And now Woody is finally happy.
I put my feet in the hot tub and we hung out and we watched the stars.
Yeah.
Well, he was like, he was naked, but there's like bubbles and stuff.
I'm not seeing anything.
Fair enough.
I didn't know he was naked.
So I came over with my little flashlight on.
I keep one in my pocket and I'm coming over and then I like shine them.
And it's like, oh, okay.
Either he's wearing a skin colored bathing suit or he's
not what's that floating on top of your lap oh yeah i didn't realize i like illuminated him
because no food in the pool oh oh that's not a hot dog but uh it's the torrid meteor shower i
think i think there's a comet and we're passing through the tail of it,
so there's a lot of meteorites.
And it's going to be at its peak tomorrow night, the 11th,
and the next night, the 12th.
Can everybody see it?
Is it one of those things where you have to be in a certain area
to get a good look?
I think if it's nighttime, you're going to see it.
Yeah, I think that in my area, the weather's –
isn't there rain the next couple days?
Yeah, a little overcast
yeah unfortunately where we thought there's gonna be a fucking tornado earlier today here
the sky went all green and everything again but it seems to just be a bad thunderstorm you say
tomorrow did you say tomorrow was the day kyle like when tomorrow and the next night yes i
literally have rain forecasted from 7 a.m tomorrow tomorrow till like 4 p.m. the next day.
Yeah, it's super, super rainy here and muggy and my air conditioning's out.
So that's fun.
Oh, Christ.
Well, record-breaking temps in November.
So you got that.
That's the thing, right?
It went out like four days ago and I was like, but it's November.
Fuck it.
Fuck it. Like everything goes well. like it went out like four days ago and i was like but it's november fuck it fuck it like
everything goes well i might even be moving out of here in a few months before summer even happens
you know you never know sure and uh and then like we've got like this hottest november fucking ever
it's 70 look it's not that hot i get it like whenever you whenever i complain about temperatures
like if i complain it's cold my friends in minnesota minnesota or like if I complain it's cold, my friends in Minnesota, or like, ooh, it's 14 below here-y.
And I'm just like, all right, dude.
Cold is fucking cold, dude.
All right?
I get that you're colder, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm chilly over here.
It doesn't change the fact that it's below 60 here.
Yeah.
I like it cold.
I like it around 55.
I like sweater weather, like it cold. I like it around 55. I like sweater weather, jacket weather. But no, it's been like 70 to 75 during the days. My house is about 75 degrees right now on the inside, which I think to a lot of people, they're like, yeah, that's where I keep my thermostat. But for me, it's not. I keep my thermostat at 69 degrees, so it's nice and chilly inside.
75 is too hot.
When I hang out on the couch and
like watch tv or something i've got a blanket like like you're renting right yeah yeah i do
this weird thing in my head where i'm like oh the flags i recognize them yeah he owns that place
he's been oh but yeah i know that room yeah he's been in it for years but uh uh yeah so you're renting so
you just call your landlord and say hey bro ac's broken yeah it's a um it's like a rental company
like they're like like hundreds of houses i guess so like their response time is a little slow i
think it's gonna hopefully tomorrow hopefully like fuck it's it's really uncomfortable like
like there was a point um last night where i
was considering going to a hotel because it was just like i took a i took a shower and what i do
is i slowly turn the temperature lower and lower and lower in the shower until i can so that i can
like acclimate to like cold cold water and by the end it's all the way to the right like it's
freezing cold water and i can still take it and i get out and i'm like i feel good i feel good but then like 30 minutes later i warm back up and i'm just like god damn
it how long have you been doing that with a cold shower thing yeah i seem to remember you saying
you liked it like hotter than me and like like six months or something like that i've been i've
been doing that i take really hot baths i take a really hot bath and then i follow that up with a really cold shower well that's a grooming routine goodness yeah yeah i've got a lot of routines like that
okay it's it's very if i take a hot bath i'm gonna rinse off with a nice hot shower
like i can't imagine i can't imagine getting out and then just feeling so nice and warm from my
bath and then being like all all right, punishment time.
I wouldn't be able to enjoy my bath.
There's a very – I've put a lot of research into this.
I take a 105-degree bath.
I can barely stand it.
And I do that for about half an hour.
And then I take a freezing cold shower to the point where when I get out, like I'm almost shivering.
And this helps with – It's a lot of things. Endurance? I can go shivering. And this helps with...
It's a lot of things.
Endurance?
I could go into it.
It's very boring.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Well, I'm sorry about your temperature situation.
I had to...
My fucking...
I've complained about this on the show,
about having a non-functional fucking dishwasher
since I bought the house.
And they keep sending me,
because I have this home insurance thing,
and they're like, you know,
they're like you know they'll
just call and we'll take care of it and like
half a dozen
plus people have come out to look at my dishwasher
to fix it and because the company
doesn't want to pay to replace it in its entirety
like they keep sending out
different fucking people who all fix it for one day
and then it's broken again and now it got to the point
where it was like well we're going to send out
a Samsung specialist and I was like, well, we're going to send out a Samsung specialist.
And I was like, no, like, no, no, I'm just,
I'm going to go out of pocket.
And I think I might cancel my,
this is just a scam at this point.
Like you just, I would be like,
well, you're not even being charged
because it's a repeat thing.
And it's like, I know,
but I would love to be able to wash dishes,
not in my sink.
And then the other thing.
Are you paying for something?
It came with the house.
It came with the house, but it's about, well, it's it's like a it's like has you re-up after it renders insurance stops yeah you re-upped no no it's still going okay yeah i never re-up and so it's basically
and i'm not going to it this way it doesn't make any sense renters insurance or product insurance
no no what this is is when you buy a new house sometimes that house is insured well you know but maybe a listener doesn't and uh so if anything goes wrong maybe
you bought it and all of a sudden there's a big hvac problem or dishwasher problem or you know
something about the house have roof needs repair well you bought it with like some kind of warranty
and that's what this is yeah and it's fucking useless and so for the longest time i've been
washing dishes by hand
in my sink i haven't i've gotten three loads of dishes in the two years i've lived in this house
and i've just because i didn't have any functional dishwashers in any of the places i lived up until
now i'm so accustomed to just washing them by hand that like it doesn't bother me that much
and then today like the one thing that this home insurance company actually did right was like
when i like the garbage disposal was fucked like six months six weeks ago and they came out some guy who seemed
to know garbage disposals how the fuck do i know like he gets under there and tick tick clickety
click clickety clack fixes it it's all grinding up and then today i like go to hit it as i'm
cleaning dishes from last night and it just does that like and like it starts almost it's like vomiting
dirty water back up
out of the sink and I'm like this is
and I called and just had a not a
tantrum because I felt bad for
the person on the phone because I was like I kept doing
that thing like this isn't your fault and I know like it's not
your fault but this has got to get done
and I know that they
they could have been doing more this whole fucking time
I just needed to be the squeaky wheel because every other time it was like, well, yeah, your dishwasher still doesn't work.
But whatever plumbing can't get out there until three weeks from now.
And this time, like just freaking the fuck out.
She was like, it's difficult with COVID.
I'll get them on the line.
And I was like, you better.
And I did.
And she's like, they will be there tomorrow morning at night.
What if she had been like, or else
what, faggot?
Yeah, I like that.
I never!
What are you going to do, come beat me up?
What are you going to do, beat me up?
I'm a Salt Lake City asshole. Bring it.
So my wife is like a
home hypochondriac. She is
always telling me that
some crack in a brick has gotten
bigger than it was before you do you feel this or that or whatever and i'm like baby like drywall
tape sometimes peels uh bricks crack like just fucking it it's fine keep living your life i don't
care stop telling me about these things she's like the garbage disposal is broken and i'm like
whatever so we had a plumber come over we have a laundry list of like four things and she's like the garbage disposal is broken and i'm like whatever so we had a plumber come
over we have a laundry list of like four things and she's like the garbage disposal is not working
he's like all right he tests it and he's like it seems to be working and she goes no no no inside
you can see like in the middle it's moving he turns it on he's like that's a moving part part i'm moving in there i'm loving it through the food that is the mechanism i'm loving it
you know i can shut that down for you but you're not gonna like it i just put a broom in from the
top have you tried jamming something in that'll really stop them that movement but it was
everything i dreamed of it was like there's a plumber who fixes garbage disposals.
Like, yeah, I don't know what you want.
It's working. What do you want?
Dude, the waiting on the helpline,
it was like giving me home tips.
And it was making me so mad.
I was pacing around my living room just mad
trying to talk to him about this garbage disposal
because now I have, we had to order food out tonight.
I was like, just in case something goes wrong tomorrow,
we can't have more dirty dishes just sitting out. That's disgusting. And I don't, I have no means had to order food out tonight. I was like, just in case something goes wrong tomorrow, we can't have more dirty dishes just sitting out.
That's disgusting.
And I don't, I have no means to clean my dishes right now.
But like, as I'm waiting, just kind of fuming,
pacing back and forth, I get like a,
another helpful homeowner tip.
Hey, I'm Susan with helpful homeowner tip.
If you try throwing a full lemon
into your garbage disposal once a month,
it'll help get the citric acid. We'll clean it, and
it'll smell nice. And I was like, this is
outrageous.
You're just mocking me.
You know what? I threw 10 lemons
in there, and that's why I'm calling.
Because I can't get through that amount of rind.
Yeah, what I hate is
when you're trying to get something fixed, and you're talking
to the customer support representative. not to be sexist, but it's a woman.
And she's giving me tips on how to fix an HVAC.
And I'm just like, have you tried changing that filter?
And I'm like, well, yeah, I changed the filter two months ago.
Oh, you're supposed to change the filter every month.
I'm like, no, you're not. Yeah, big filter. No, you're not. No, you're supposed to change the filter every month i'm like no you're not yeah
big filter no you're not no you're not supposed to change it every month she's like oh yeah my
sister has one she's got the vent you know under her stairs i'm like i don't have stairs you don't
have a vent under your stairs and i want to be like no ma'am not every fucking home on the planet
is just like your sisters with the
vent under the stairs i don't have one of those i have one filter it's on the hvac system and you
know what i took it out the other day just to see if like full maximum air intake would fix something
it won't we've got a serious problem here it's not the pump it's not the compressor it's not the fan
like like i'm not gonna flip the breaker on and off.
You don't think I tried that?
I'm a man.
That's the first thing I did was I unplugged the shit and plugged it back in.
You should have assumed I was smarter as soon as you heard my voice was deep.
I need somebody here with a goddamn tank of Freon and a beard.
And I need to send him up in the fucking attic.
And I guarantee I'll have air conditioning in half an hour.
That's probably true.
It might only work for two days.
Yeah.
I've already gotten it fixed once, and they showed up,
and they're like, oh, it's just the filter.
And I'm like, oh, all right.
Well, you know, problem solved.
Because the filter was so dirty, because I'd never changed it.
It had been a year.
That it wasn't getting enough air intake,
and that was causing the compressor to work overtime and then it froze itself up.
Once it's frozen itself up,
you got to turn it off for an hour or two
hours and let it thaw out. Then you turn it back on and it's
good to go with a new filter. I did that.
Now here I am just sitting here
in this hot, humid air.
It's 75, but it's 100%
humidity. Georgia. North Carolina too. With us, the filter changing in this hot humid air it's 75 but it's 100 humidity georgia yeah north carolina too with us
um the filter changing schedule has to do with the filter location right if it's in the main
hallway near the ground that thing's messy in a month even uh if it's on the ceiling
and three months maybe yeah i think i do have one that's like up i have a really tall living room
like 15 feet maybe like it's it's quite tall and there's one like it there's one vent in the living
room that's like eight feet off the ground and i don't even have any way to get up there and i'm
looking at it while she's talking to me and i'm like i have one of those vents yeah she's like
well you could just change it i'm like it's bolted in i mean i would need tools like it's it's like six ten millimeter uh
um you know bolts like holding it in it's not like they're you flip those little tabs yeah
that's it's not that that's inconvenient i haven't seen there's a vent i don't even know
if there's a vent in there or one of those weird allen keys they use in public restrooms so you can't tamper with it
dot in the middle or yeah anyway that would be a a good item to buy off amazon to be like the
laziest kind of you know vandal ever vandal ever is just take the locks off and shit i have that
oh the toilet paper thing fell like this just it's just people are trying to wipe it.
Yeah, they sell that.
I have a set.
I like tools because, like, you need it one time.
I needed to work on my Ford Focus from two decades ago or something.
And it just lasts for the rest of your life.
Probably a couple of lives.
It doesn't go anywhere.
I have a bunch of tools.
Some of them, I don't even know what they do. Like, I've got, you probably have more, go anywhere i have a bunch of tools some of them
i don't even know what they do like i've got i'm you probably have more but i've got a pile of
tools yeah like specialized like metal lathe tools and wood lathe tools and fucking all sorts
of machinery and machinist tools i like i don't know what that shit does right i've got i've got basic bitch tools like tool sets basic yard stuff like
weed eaters and fucking leaf blowers and that but i went down the leaf blower buying elevator the
other day so i have a leaf blower and it was actually weed whacker i'm talking about and it's
it's by steel it's good even if you don't start it for a year then it'll start in like 10 minutes
of pulling but that 10 minutes of pulling is a pain in the ass and i'm already sweaty doing
something i'm not wanting to be doing dealing with some sort of problem like it took me 10
minutes to put on like the work clothes and boots that i was it's i'm already into the ordeal
and then i watched a youtube video where this chick was using uh electric chainsaw
and batteries are getting good now and that chainsaw was working do you i have a it's a
it's just a little like 18 inch i think chainsaw sure and yeah it's electric and it works great for
not real giant trees the same way that like stuff right yeah it's perfect but like you're talking
about leaf blower i have an electric leaf blower because you know i ended up i bought like an electric lawnmower
and i was just like that worked pretty fucking good surprisingly well i'm just gonna buy all
the because the batteries are interchangeable for all this stuff and all of it works great
the leaf blower being a distinct exception you put that battery in a fully charged battery and it
is tremendous for 12 minutes like you it's like we gotta go we gotta go because after like you
gets like a half hour of blowing and it's like it's like oh damn it well i guess i gotta switch
this half full battery out with a different full one and then i get 12 you're chasing one leaf
around slowly like after a while you just bend over and pick it up and put in your pocket yeah
and it happens a little bit gradually and so like at one point like i was just like
pointing at one leaf i'm like this is absurd and i just went and changed it's like oh yeah
well i have this pretty nice weed eater by steel and and you can like change the heads on it so
now it's a string trimmer boom now it's a chainsaw on a pole swap that out now it's a hedge trimmer on a hole and and i'm like i just
want a new head unit but i want that other investment of like um what's the last thing the
edger edger wood weed trimmer a chainsaw and hedge trimmer i want to still use all those
but with an electric head so that it's always ready
anytime that's yeah let's see if starting that shit can be annoying when it's gasoline thanks
i feel like i was alone in that no no i've i everybody's been there fucking well not everybody
i'm sure i'm sure there's a few women who listen to the show where you're trying to start a weed eater and it's just. Yeah.
And like after like 12 pulls, like it's not that you're getting like tired or like worn out, but you're just like now you're breaking a sweat and you're just pissed off at it.
Yeah.
And I don't.
Because you're like, I must be an idiot.
Like, come on.
And then you're pumping that little rubber bubble to like prime it.
If the rubber
bubble's a few years old it's not working as well as it used to and then there's that like choke and
run now maybe this part's my fault but i start to lose confidence on whether or not i have it on
choke or run because it's not starting i'm like well maybe or maybe even off maybe i've got it
off this whole time yeah right i'm like well i i pulled it 75 times
now and it's not starting maybe this isn't choke and then i put it to the other and and it sounds
slightly different but like i'm found i'm messing up and and if it were electric if it was really
careful you start beating your knuckles up it's yeah but electric would be upsetting that's why
you need a jeremy right you send him out there it doesn't i don't care if he pulls it
150 times eventually because i'm inside i'm inside 150 pulls and i haven't broken a sweat yet
yeah yeah i'm frosty cool on the inside just well that's the best 20 i ever spent jeremy's
really having a hard time i do a workout Woody, what's going on with the beard?
That's a rarity.
I was just out of town and therefore didn't have
the same incentive to shave it
because I was hanging out with buddies
and they don't really care about my beard.
Yeah, well, if this were a trading card,
it would be a rare Woody.
Yeah, I got home an hour and a half ago,
something like that.
Oh, wow, you just got home.
I've been watching that show justified i really
really like it now the uh the one um about timothy oliphant right timothy oliphant from um uh deadwood
you know he's like the he's the main character in deadwood the the guy who ends up becoming
the sheriff or whatever uh and uh walter goggins who's uh one of my favorite actors. He was in, he's been in some Quentin Tarantino stuff.
He was in Hateful Eight.
He's in that new character show.
Uncle Billy Bobby or Uncle Baby Billy.
Uncle Baby Billy in that show with fucking, you even heard of this?
Uncle Baby Billy?
No, I didn't watch that show.
No, no, no, that's not the name of the show.
It's what the fuck is, The Righteous Gemstones. That's the name of the show it's what the fuck is the
righteous gemstones that's the name of the show wait a minute well i don't want to let that go
that's worse than me right no his name his character's name is uh pastor baby billy i'll
be like what is it emma watson or emma stone right he's like you know it's uncle baby billy bob okay i was like the right answer
was precious gemstone it's like come on well i forgot the name of the show which is the name
of that character i did get right uncle uncle billy baby uncle baby billy whatever the fuck
but i haven't watched in a while i'm not convinced you got it right but look at my gemstones you
still haven't gotten it right he didn't even cry john goodman adam divine devine it was it was a pretty good it's like about uh this surprises me
that you didn't watch this kyle it's basically it's hbo show and so it's on hbo and it's basically
following the life of a mega pastor evangelical family where john goodman seems to be like a guy who got into it because
he's like oh i'm gonna do the he's the kind of patriot i remember saying he's gonna be like all
right i'm gonna be i'm gonna do that but then he kind of becomes wildly wildly popular and kind of
becomes that kind of evil businessman of the pastor world like they all are and all his kids
like all of those kids never once believed it they're just doing fake songs and
being shitty the whole time taking advantage of people it's from what i saw it's a pretty good
show and the guy you're talking about is a really good character in that job he's a great actor like
like um he plays a he i believe he's from the south originally so he does he actually can
actually do a southern accent um there are some people like
like every season it's kind of like the sopranos how you end up with like some new characters kind
of mixed in just for that season and then at the end they either get arrested or murdered or
whatever but they'll have guest stars and uh they had um i can't think of the actor's name right now
but he's like from boston and he's trying to do a southern redneck accent, and it's awful.
It's just awful.
I mean, I'm from here, right?
I'm picking it up.
I'm like, that's not it.
That's not it.
And I've been all over Kentucky.
I know the Kentucky accent.
So when Goggins is nailing it, I'm like, that's perfect.
He's got like the perfect
twang like like he's hidden and the thing about his character like where is he from did you say
i don't know where goggins is actually originally from but the the show is based in harlan kentucky
and uh it's timothy timothy oliphant is a u.s deputy marshal and burning goggans is a criminal
Timothy Oliphant is a U.S. Deputy Marshal.
And Walter Goggins is a criminal.
And they're sort of like, the show spends sort of equal time between both of them.
And you kind of go back and forth because their worlds definitely are often colliding.
And Goggins is fucking great because he's not some dumb hillbilly. And that's what's fun.
Everyone that he runs into often thinks that he's going to be some dumb hillbilly that they can get one over on.
Help me get Goggins cop or bad guy?
Bad guy.
Thank you.
He's awful.
He's just a real criminal mastermind piece of shit.
Bank robber, white supremacist, murdering.
But he's not like...
So far I'm hearing cool.
Bank robber, you say. He is so cool. like but but but he's not like so far i'm hearing cool uh like he dresses nicely and and like um somebody with like he'll be he speaks very well he's very
well read like he spent enough time in prison that all he did in prison was read so he's always
pulling these like thomas jefferson quotes out of his ass and and and being very articulate and like
someone's like you just you just said a hundred words when four would do one thing i've never
been accused of was being inarticulate and it's just like he's just always just very verbose
very impressive with his speaking and it's fun to watch like he's so well written and he's such a
good actor that
like watching him like read those lines is just fun you're just gonna sit back like justified
okay yeah justified it's good it's on hulu i just finished my show i was watching i'm sorry
which i'm not sure you would love because it's about a married couple and yeah but um she's a
comedy writer and she's really raunchy and that gets her into trouble
at like kindergarten and stuff like that and her husband is an attorney and their relationship is a
it cracks me up so he wants butt sex and she's like no you know this is never going to be a
thing you know and he's like no 38 years and she's like 38 years where'd that come from he's like you told me 50 years from now and it's
been 12 so 38 more and we do this and she's like all this shit you forgot you remember that i
thought something stick he gave her like this out of this world uh anniversary present not money
wise but it was like a setup that he'd been working on for six months and she super loved it
and uh afterwards they fuck fucking and she's like what
what were you doing you know but was that uh were you shooting on the wrong goal and he's like well
it was such a good day you know you shoot your shot she's like i appreciate the effort but not
nope and uh anyway i'm watching them go back and forth it it's a good show. It's really well written, and it's pretty well acted.
And anyway, I like the show.
I finished it, though.
Okay.
That's on Netflix?
Netflix, two seasons.
It's called I'm Sorry.
I'm trying to get HBO Max, and I think I figured out why I'm having such a hard time.
It seems like you can't get it on the Amazon Fire device.
So I'm like, am I i gonna need a new goddamn device
just to watch hbo because i have a someone gave me their their login you have a smart tv because
it goes right on my samsung smart tv yeah i do i think we have this i also have a samsung i think
i think we got the same tv maybe i remember you guys both got a 4k tv about the same time
maybe it was a good price i think it's like a 75 inch yeah you can just put it straight on your tv
as i did it might not i might do that because that would be a lot easier than obviously getting a
whole new device because i love the amazon fire like like like i've tried the roku the apple tv
and a few others we talked about this on pka but I do like the Amazon Fire most because I watch so much
Amazon content already.
I like Amazon.
Everybody always makes Jeff Bezos
out to be this bad guy. I don't care what he does to his
workers. Why the fuck would I care?
I appreciate what
he does to his workers. I want Prime
to come in two days again.
Jeff?
Mine does. I think it's because I'm in Atlanta and maybe there's a distribution center out here.
Some like,
like I placed an order yesterday and by yesterday,
I mean at like 5 a.m.
or something like that.
And it was like,
yep,
be there tomorrow.
And like,
it's one day for so many things like,
like it's rare that anything takes longer than
two days honestly it's very rare i used to get two days all the time you could set your calendar to
it it was like guaranteed now sometimes it's next day or even same day happens but sometimes it's
three or even four and i'm like wait it said prime on it if it says prime it stopped that count stops at two
someone donated ten dollars to me to buy a bag of doll heads and they took a very long time those
are those are chinese doll doll heads i hate that they took a little while but it wasn't prime right
it was prime and it took like five days okay yes that happens to me sometimes and i like look i guess i'm only
say it again i guess doll heads are not in high demand i can't imagine why but uh yeah anyway i
enough about that but prime should be two days it used to always mean two days and now it seems to
mean something else i don't know goddamn corona youdamn Corona. You'll like this, Taylor.
I ordered this a couple days ago.
It'll be here in a couple more days.
The hand-carved, 100% Iberico de Bellotto Pata Nigra.
Five ounces for $32.
This is going to be delicious i know right it's just i've had it
cured for four years it's these fucking spanish is it acorn fed pigs do you think if i buy 10
ounces i'll get some savings i doubt it this is just bacon you bought. No, no, no, no. That's ham. Oh.
It's ham from these very special pigs that they only feed acorns.
And there's like a master that like slices that with this very crazy like special knife.
And it's like it's so thin you can almost see through it.
So it melts in your mouth.
And yeah, it's $30.
Oh, what a cool slice. I hope you like it. But it's still a George Fore what a cool i hope you like it but it's still
george foreman chicken i have had it before and it is incredible okay it is one of my favorite
things in the world uh chis is a big fan as well i i linked it to to them and he was like that's
the best pork product on the planet my friend i'm like i know i know it is man does acorns make these things taste that
much better because they're all about acorn fed on this yeah it's a big deal um like a ham like
a whole ham from one of those pigs is like a thousand dollars or something a thousand dollar
ham so yeah and they look ridiculous like like like ham itself, like doesn't look like don't picture a ham.
Cause it looks like it's a gemstone for some reason.
I don't know why.
Yeah.
I think they dry age it or something until it's like crystallized on the
outside.
It's ridiculous.
But yeah,
that's it.
That's just really tasty.
It's from the Iberico club.com.
Damn.
It's $57 and 90 cents.
If I want a 1.1 pound log of this chorizo chorizo that might
be worth it that's it might be i'm linking it it looks it is a pound very good i know and based on
stretch that out over a couple nights that's a full day that looks fucking good man yeah doesn't that look tasty full day yeah
i get my macros in i got my uh pork and uh crackers do you cut it or just
chorizo to hit my protein macros yeah you cut it yeah i mean the other alternative is to just
deep throat this log until you've sucked it down like a popsicle oh my god it's not cost effective
those would be such expensive bites.
You lick it, you animal.
Oh, you lick it like a lollipop.
It's really last. Like a popsicle.
Just keep, you know.
Oh, look at all these cheeses they got.
Yeah, it's not cheap, but it's a good website.
They've got really fancy things.
That's why I use it.
Their shit is second to none.
The Spanish cheeses are nuts wow yeah this is here's the page for buying the whole the whole hands ham yeah oh yeah they're
not as expensive as i said oh yeah they are that one's yeah this one is 929 dollars
but 16 pounds that can be a lot of fun yeah like if you were having like a big party like
i don't know maybe you could justify getting a 600 ham well they you better really like these
people yeah this isn't to share i'm not telling you i'm not like or if you're hungry i'm hanging
this down in my gym and i'm not telling my girlfriend I bought it.
You're like Rocky down there.
You're like punching it and biting it occasionally.
I picture Taylor buying an outstanding birthday cake being like, this is just for me.
This isn't a cake that you'd share with people.
No, it's all mine.
That's not how cake works, Taylor.
I would do that with this. i don't eat cake when it's
offered i don't like it it's too sweet i'd much rather have this wonderful ham you should buy the
ham holder next to it then you're in for about two grand i honestly have no idea when the last
time i had cake was um probably my birthday not this year but the year before um so i guess it's
been like a year and a half
since i've had any cake but i love cake how can you not love cake i just don't like sweet cake
a nice coconut cake it's not my jam
yeah i had a glass of milk well whatever i got four people in my family cakes happen now and then there's some red velvet cake colin's taller than me like really yeah confirmed when was the
crossing it was like four days ago or something like for the longest time he would kind of vibe
taller than me like he's um he's a real hugger right but when he hugs me he comes in on top or
like grabs my head or above my neck.
And it's like, Colin, you're alpha-ing me here.
Come on. He's one of those fucking aggressive handshakes
where he gets your whole fucking hand.
He comes in too fast.
You're all fingers.
Right.
I hate that.
I hate when people grab my fingers for handshakes.
Like, dude dude what are you
doing because it's like i didn't give you a bad handshake you prevented us having a handshake
you you've done this to me and you're trying to make it seem like i didn't get in quick
no you we should start freaking out when people do that like hey what are you grabbing my fingers
for like this is a good really like like snap yeah what what are you doing here why why you
you're like a finger grabbing
person. That's not a handshake.
You incompetent shaker.
Give him a slap then.
Poke him in the eye with the other hand.
That's right.
They're shaking. They don't expect it.
Eye pokes have gone out of fashion.
We should bring that back. Give him the old three
stooges. Double eye poke.
I'm wearing my glasses next time I see Kyle.
Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
That's crazy.
I remember when he was just a little guy.
Yeah.
I remember wrestling with him on the couch and just like throwing him around.
Fight back now.
So I was like, Jackie, you know, like this is how you measure to see if somebody's taller.
I was like, Jackie, you know, like, this is how you measure to see if somebody's taller.
Put something straight on their heads, like a yardstick, maybe, and see which way it tilts.
Simple as that.
And she's always like, well, here's a violin string.
And it's like, what?
What?
How?
Stop it.
Like, this is terrible.
You know, I have a big piece of paper.
It's like, no.
Come on. Don't do that. And then, you know, i this time i'm like i actually i want to know i think it happened i think he's
taller than me just looking at him he looks he looks so big but i've seen that before and he
wasn't actually taller and so uh she comes back and this time she actually gets some sort of like
pointing device that's long all right cool cool cool this is proper and then she measures whose ear is higher and it's like how who you are the worst in the history of measurements like this
is why does she think that's an establishing measurement in height i don't know it's so far
it's blowing me away is this how fucking the imperial measurements were done this is why the
garbage disposal is broken this is how fahrenheit happened
so so anyway i'm like no i'm getting like i'm not the best me i'm like incredulous like jack
what what why would you measure whose ears higher and you're this close to insulting her
but anyway special woman she finally does it she puts it on her heads and it tilts down towards me
and uh she's not measuring hair she's measuring you know like the the properly and uh and he's
taller now so it happened very nice yeah wow here's the thing ordeal oh yeah tell me that and there's one more thing like i remember i
punched into this little like online tool how how tall will your kids be right i'm like woody
six foot with shoes and jackie's five seven and uh i put it in there and they're like oh your kids
will be like six one or six two and it's like wait what that makes me the weak link that makes me the weak link in our children's
heights yeah definitely she's five seven that's rather tall it's all for a woman
not as tall as six foot but now i know she'd be like a six three dude or something i guess
getting there something like though i don't know what the five seven equivalent i would
like to date a really tall woman like six feet would be cool that's what i think when i see
that tall is i'm like she's gonna have some enormous son just some unless she may not marry
some little guy but even then that's probably enough to tip the scales some like five foot
eleven woman and like a five foot eleven guy they probably make some big kids i feel like when they're 5 11 they're looking for guys who are like 6 7 yeah i think so at least taller than
them yeah i don't think i've ever dated a really tall woman like maybe 5 7 5 8 or something like
that but never like getting close to like my height like never like i i'm never you know
there's always like a tippy toes or me bending over kind of thing to hug.
Mm hmm.
Not with Colin.
He'll alpha you.
I know he's still shorter than you, but he would do it.
He just come in on time.
He's coming over the top.
You're like, bro.
Aggressive hugger.
Yeah.
Kyle, this is the week.
The week that Mizzou and Georgia face off,
both of them having been recently crushed in similar scores by Florida.
So we'll see.
We'll see.
You guys are still ranked 12th, which your guys' season is over.
But we can still make a shitty bowl game if we beat you guys.
But you guys, SEC though, i know you have two losses too right
is it two yeah they're four and two so that's not great but it seems like you could still make that
sec game and you know you give someone else a loss and i'd have to look at the sec east and west and
see what the deal is i don't know maybe if flor Florida loses to somebody, I don't know, Kentucky or some nonsense, then
we get there. I don't know. I haven't looked at the rankings. I know we lost
badly and the quarterback looked bad. I've kind of given up.
I remember, it seems like only six weeks ago, I was like,
it's going to be a good year for Georgia sports. We got the
Falcon. Well, not them. mean we got the Falcon well not them we got the
Braves and
the Bulldogs and
there may have been something else that I was up
on at the time but like
the Braves were up 3-1 and you know they look like
they were going to the World Series look like a lot
kind of
I had a minor stroke
there for a second
they pulled a Falcons lost it in the end I had a minor stroke there for a second.
Then they pulled a falcon's and lost it in the end.
No, I did the wrong side.
Oh no!
I'm kind of crossed.
My falcons are so bad
I've got face dysplasia.
L's palsy. It's so's so upsetting man god fucking damn it i mean you guys
are in second in the sec east only behind florida but mizzou is in third so not and then the other
thing is like like the brave season was just very upsetting um for thing. But then the Falcons, they started out 1-5, 1-6, something like that.
And I was like, you know, this will mean we'll get a good draft pick.
There's that QB out of Ohio State.
We could take him.
That would be nice.
Fuck this Matt Ryan guy.
We're paying him like $26 million a year. Let's get him out of here. Get a nice, young, fresh QB. Build a team take him. That would be nice. Fuck this Matt Ryan guy. We're paying him like 26 mil a year.
Let's get him out of here.
Get a nice, young, fresh QB.
Build a team around him.
Maybe in three years we're back in a Super Bowl.
Like that could happen.
And then they started winning.
They won like four in a row or three out of the last four or some nonsense.
And it's just like, all right, well, you fucked us again.
You're either a loser or a winner.
Mediocre is the worst possible option, Falcons.
Going like 4-12 is a terrible idea.
Go 1-15.
Is that true in football, you think?
I think it's by draft pick ranking, yeah.
Draft picks.
Okay, so look, i don't profess to
be some sort of football expert but it seems like a pick doesn't turn things around like in
basketball it can be you get the right guy he becomes the foundation of your franchise for the
next eight years in football there isn't really a one guy or if there is you can't tell during on
draft day like who there's a really
good qb coming out of ohio state um his name is lost on me right now but he probably wouldn't go
first but you probably go like second third fourth something like that and we could get that guy if
we just went you know two and fourteen or something like that now you guys are gonna get the 17th
overall pick you know instead of the fourth whatever it is i know how it is that's
what the blues did for a quarter century i was like just fucking lose just be fucking losers
you fucking suck is it illegal or not illegal against the rules to intentionally tank in
football i mean who's gonna know right right this is just falcons football what are you talking about
seven teams gotten in trouble for that i in like a couple of the four major sports like intentionally tanking the six i have no idea
the sixers did it it was very public they called it the process the team is like if this isn't 100
right it's close they're like six and 70 and uh they're like hey guys i know it looks bad right
now trust the process and then they
drafted joelle and bead and his nickname was the process and it's a whole thing they absolutely
tanked for years got like three number one picks or something like that yeah just do it the problem
is like like with my teams though is like we'll get great players and then as soon as they like
have their all-star season we're like well we're not playing that guy the yankees like yeah yeah exactly they they end up going to the fucking
dodgers or the red sox or the yankees or something like that i i i hate sports so much
it's so upsetting it's so fucking upsetting that's fun anytime i show any inkling of like fanhood to
any of these teams they immediately melt the fuck down shit that even happened to the vegas knights
and that was a meme you should use your powers for good oh i'm gonna become careful i'll become
a blues fan just to spite you you know we, we got the one. That's all we needed.
Yeah, it's been very upsetting. I don't even
know. I don't even fucking know.
Nah, that sucks.
Like the 28-3
and then back to, not back to back.
Oh, bring up the 28-3.
Why does everyone have to bring that up?
Because it was remarkable.
That level of collapse it was
in the fourth two they were up 28 to three in the fourth it was the third and the fourth yeah
well if they're up 28 to three when they at that at halftime it was like they the first half was
just so dominant like like holding brady to three and scoring four fucking times. It was just like, oh, man. And I remember very clearly, even though I was crazy high, Taylor congratulating me.
Taylor congratulating me.
And he meant it.
He meant it.
I was like, congratulations, Kyle.
That's great.
Your team's winning a fucking world championship right out of the gate.
This is great.
This is great, Kyle.
Congrats.
I'm just like, that's Tom Brady.
That's Tom Brady.
It's not over.
It's not over.
And sure enough, by the third quarter, we just went to the magic game
because I couldn't look anymore because they were just like,
they were kicking our asses.
Their defense was stopping us,
and their offense was just moving down the fucking field.
Every once in a while, I remember you turning, because that's exactly what you said. You're like, it's Tom Brady, man. It's not over. their defense was stopping us and their offense was just moving down the fucking field. Brady.
Every once in a while.
I remember you turning it.
Cause that's exactly what you said.
You're like,
it's Tom Brady,
man.
It's not over.
And then you were facing,
I was sitting at the table facing the TV.
So I can still see it.
You intentionally wanted to sit on the side,
not facing the TV.
And every once in a while you'd turn around and be like,
I'll tap two green aggravated.
I'm going to make another,ong rip to get me through this.
Yeah.
If I hadn't had marijuana, that would have been a much sadder day
than it already was.
That was just – I had so many of those.
This brave season was just like that.
They really caught on fire toward the end.
I started watching more and more and more
until the point where I was watching every game. I was like like man we've got a good team i think we can go
deep in the playoffs and sure enough we did and then they blow that three one lead that three
game to one lead oh how do you do that yeah that's how can you not win one game i know what it's like
when like we were watching the third period at a bar when
the blues were up four to one and i was like there was maybe 10 minutes left and everybody was so
used to the blues losing that like the whole bar is just like i don't know i don't trust it yet and
it's like there's eight minutes left and we're up four to one it's like no no this is this is
danger zone boston's about to explode but the blues fucked that up now we're up four to one. It's like, no, no, this is danger zone. Boston's about to explode.
But the Blues fucked that up.
Now we're not even projected to be,
we're projected to be once again,
middle of the pack because we lost our all-star cup winning captain
because of the cap not going up
because of COVID,
which is truly the most harmful part of COVID.
For me personally so far
is losing Alex Petrangelo to the Vegas Golden
Knights. And we lost Donald Trump.
That's been devastating. Well, I'm a little
more concerned with Alex Petrangelo, frankly.
How are we going to control our D?
How are we going to have good outlet passes?
Are we going to trust Corey Krug
for all that? Come on.
You heard it here, people. Taylor can't control his D.
I had a thought. i read today that covid
can cost you eight and a half iq points like one of the symptoms is brain fog and they're dropping
eight and a half points and i was like how could that possibly be known i would be interested in
the methodology and replicability of this kind of thing i just instantly accepted it is true when
i asked myself can you spare eight and a half points and i'm not sure it's yes do they mean
that like while you have it you have like oh it's the equivalent of being dumb or because you're just
the same way that like when you have the normal flu you're like i can't think as well i feel like
i'm gonna vomit i feel like you know they say one of the post-covid impacts like a thing that lingers is brain fog and it's it's uh they've had having iq tests that are eight and a half
points lower on average well that's i'm i'm not buying it's true i'm not buying it i i don't
believe anything anyone says about covid anymore i i just feel like they're all fucking liars
like like i've heard i've heard so many things i'm on the other side not to be true i'm
like now that the election's in the past it's not a partisan issue anymore it's a health issue
right i hope right like can we move past covid being a red versus blue thing and just being a
pandemic now i don't know the election isn't over there's to be a bunch of suing, a bunch of song and dancing
all the way through the next couple months.
It's pretty ridiculous.
I think he's going to win.
William Barr let his investigators
look into the allegations.
The postal worker
that said the ballots
were backdated or something,
he just came out and he's like, I made that up.
Here's the
thing there's absolutely was voter fraud there's always voter fraud in every election at every
level but there but trump lost michigan by like 130 000 votes there wasn't 130 000 votes of voter
fraud yeah lost georgia by like 10 or 12 000 there probably wasn't 10 or 12 000 votes of voter fraud yeah lost georgia by like 10 or 12 000 it probably wasn't 10 or 12 000 votes
of voter fraud it doesn't matter if they're my guess like a tenth of a percent of the total vote
was voter fraud right and that's probably generous like there's probably several thousand votes
across the country that were fraudulent but like all the videos i've seen are just fake or or
misunderstood they're like no no that's that that's them going back and like fixing the scantron vote But all the videos I've seen are just fake or misunderstood.
They're like, no, no, no.
That's them going back and fixing the Scantron votes. Oh, no, no.
Those are like test ballots that someone just got to troll people.
One of them was literally Russia.
Yeah, one of them was the stuffing of the ballot box.
Yeah.
Those ones aren't very convincing.
It's like, i'm steve
and i'm here the local ups and it's like well steve come on now like that looks like a target
i have seen some there's some interesting stuff about like total voter turnout being higher than
ever by like standard deviation levels like yeah but does that seem real to you have you seen the
new thing the newest uh conspiracy theory
trump got more votes than reagan see that's what's confusing is like and like a couple of the
turnouts i think it was pennsylvania it's like like over 70 like that's never happened ever
ever nothing even close maybe it's a different thing i'm thinking of off to look again there
was one it wasn't i want to say it was michigan or minnesota or wisconsin like one of those had a
really high turnout rate but um uh i don't know like i'm with kyle like i'm sure there's some
fraud i don't know if that number do you know hammer and scorecard is no so this is the newest
theory that the uh the far right nut jobs have come up with. Okay. Hammer and scorecard is a thing that CIA developed at some point to interfere
with other people's elections.
It's our way of hacking other countries,
ballot boxes and influencing them.
Name two dozen times you've done that.
I mean,
I don't have time,
but have you,
have you heard of South America?
Yes.
So there you go.
And so they are saying that the CIA used Hammer Scorecard, which is our hacking voter manipulation technique to influence the ballots.
And I listen to the conservative radio because that's the only radio there is.
It's not like there's a left-wing radio.
That doesn't exist.
Well, like John Lovitz has some dumbass thing, but I'm with you in concept, right?
Yeah.
If you piled all the right-wing radio on the right and the left-wing media on the left,
it would be 100 to 1 or something like that.
It's just right-wing media radio radio. Talk radio is wildly popular.
Left wing.
Just nobody seems to care.
Anyway,
I was listening to my local guy and he's a,
he's,
he's not a nut.
Like,
I'll just say that.
Like,
like don't think Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity.
Like,
like this guy is like a fiscal conservative who is socially liberal and like
has great common sense and is usually more
focused on senate races and stuff like that and things that bet that he thinks are better for the
people of georgia anyway he was just like people you gotta let it go trump lost hammer and scorecard
well so the cia must have gone in and gotten those pre like those um what do they call it
when the people are like they pull the people after they're leaving the ballot exit poll
they must have gone in and steamed open the exit polling envelopes and changed those two by hand
so that they would match the hammer and scorecard manipulation that they were also employing no no you people
and i can hear you screaming at me even though i'm not taking your calls you crazies i'm not
taking them well that's one of the arguments that worked for me was he's like oh okay so the
semits this i'm sorry the democrats have been stuffing the ballots right but they chose to
lose four house seats and not take over the senate that
is weird why are there why were there so many ballots just picking biden instead of people
who voted for that and the no i'm saying that violates your theory like not your theory but
the theory right the hammer and they would have they would have not split the ticket if they were
stuffing fake ballots in there right but taylor's got a bit of a point like like
it is interesting that like for this of this many people voting just for the top of the ticket
yeah maybe that happened maybe i mean because it did happen a difference and it's like
like by clearly tens of thousands of people apparently voted just for biden and not anything
down on the ballot at all yeah they must have gone biden and nothing else i wonder what's normal explanation for it because it doesn't seem to be normal i
saw something about it like i don't know what's really disparate like it's very rare to get 10
you know 50 000 people at all sometimes when i'm voting for like the wake county secretary of
agriculture i'm like i don't really know which one of these guys is well this one's a woman she
probably sucks at farming so i was about to fill that in i wouldn't really know which one of these guys is well this one's a woman she probably sucks
at farming so i was about to fill that in i wouldn't pick a woman i mean how can you how can
you in good conscience pick a woman farmer look i grew up around farmers and there were some tough
ladies but i've never seen a woman farmer who knew what was up i've seen some men farmer who
were men of the land okay They could tell you about nitrogen
content in the soil
and how much that new Husqvarna
fucking piece of machinery is going to
be next year with the rebate
and how the tax break is going to work.
Got fucking 80,000 acres
of leased property. They're growing like
there's
hectares.
I just don't know. And maybe it's just because women just aren't
interested in it there aren't any good women uh mma announcers either you know shockingly
yeah i don't even know i can't think of one who would be good like you know we go to the
current women fighters and say who do you want nunez well does she even speak english a little maybe fucking as much as i i have uh that really pretty one don't admit to crimes kyle
misha tate gave it a go but she really wasn't that good um anyway i've heard of people who
fucked puerto rican whores that spoke more english than her i like where you went they tried it in
the nhl where they had like some like the guy I think
they're replaced in the playoffs the normal color guy with the lady and then like of course the
play-by-play guy is still the same and you normally you know you there's a bit of give
and take there where the color guy will be like oh something about him he goes he went to
Minnesota college and he was the golden skate winner whatever
the fuck and then it'll be like all right interesting and uh you know smith passes it
up to johnson over to smith like whatever it is this lady could not get a point out she'd be like
this uh actually petrangelo there's something something about him he had triplets a few years
ago and uh he he also went to harvard to play there. And as this is happening, it's like there's playoff hockey happening.
And you hear Doc Emmerich being like, all right, interesting.
Into the neutral zone.
And it's like people on the radio are like, shut the fuck up.
I don't care.
I don't care what college they went to.
Before you finished, I was wondering if she was bad.
Clearly she was with that example.
But I've seen Rogan is sometimes hard to work with i think like i've seen
someone like get get a thing wrong and joe's like huh let's deep drill on that mistake you just made
you know that's not this i'm not seeing a collar tie i'm not seeing like whatever it is and it's
like fucking lighten up joe you know like people aren't doing that to you in reverse and you make
mistakes now yeah they have former fighters partnering up with Rogan.
And it's fun because like Dominic Cruz, for example, he's a champion, multiple, one of the better fighters it's ever been.
And he's also really smart and quick-witted and knowledgeable.
So like Joe will say something and Dominic Cruz is like, nope, wrong.
And you're just like
this guy actually does outright joe you know not many do but he does and it's i i enjoy the
dynamic a little which one of the announcers paul felder he's about to fight yes on one week notice
i think right yeah and 155 making weight like dude just ready all the time a real announcer
yeah uh i mean the announcers in the in
mma are like almost all former fighters like what's his name yeah former they seem to grab
fighters towards the end of their career i say that because of dominic cruz daniel cormier and
paul felder right like so these are guys who are articulate and chuck liddell who can think of
forget his comment wouldn't that be great if they got chuck liddell who can think of his comment wouldn't
that be great if they got chuck liddell for commentary no it'd be terrible
he hit him again
if that again he'd show up on drugs oh i thought he was just like brain damaged
yeah from all the punches right yeah well there's both. Alcohol and brain damage and cocaine
have combined.
That's the trifecta
of fucking brain damage.
There is literally footage, Taylor.
So at MMA fights,
at UFC events, they do this thing
where the camera will go into the crowd if there's a
celebrity about. If The Rock is out there,
they're like, oh, and The Rock in attendance.
And he'll be like, yeah, for the camera, give him the fist or out there, they're like, oh, and The Rock in attendance. And he'll be like, yeah, for the camera.
Give him the fist or whatever.
And they're like, oh, and former light heavyweight champion
Chuck Liddell out there.
And they pan over to Chuck Liddell.
And he's literally doing a bump of coke.
He's literally like, and he's like.
And they're like,
okay,
let's pay it back to the ring girl.
Everything Kyle said is totally right. And he goes like that.
It's great.
He sounds like a pretty cool guy.
He is.
He is a cool guy.
Just doing Coke in the stands being like what's someone gonna do
i'm one of the founding fighters or i would assume he could be on coke meth pot and heroin
and still beat me i'm not gonna do anything i don't know what he like you saw his last fight
he looked so uncoordinated like he was throwing like look i've got minimal training but i feel like i'm sharper
i feel like i'm sharper than current chuck liddell like like he was throwing these looping slow
punches and i get that it's tv they were probably fast in real life they're coming at you they're
probably fast but they were just looping and like lazy and like i think this is one of those situations i'll just say i'll just
say he'll beat me up because it's just silly to say anything else right man he didn't look good
i okay so i agree he looked bad but when i say that i'm comparing him to other professional
fighters i think if you took him against your local gym fighting other dudes who were 50
he'd be the best guy there. Yeah, but we're not.
We're comparing a 35-year-old me.
I hear you.
I just feel like I can throw a sharper jab
than Chuck Liddell at this point.
Man, he looked like shit against Tito.
But Chuck Liddell can beat
all the 35-year-old office workers.
He'd be the toughest guy in Cisco IT.
I don't know that.
I think two Hishtars could take him down.
Maybe. I don't know that. I think two Hishtars could take him down. Two Hishtars?
Maybe.
WWE.
You take two guys who are doing the back end for some accounting firm,
they could take him down.
One goes low, one goes high.
Chuck will get overwhelmed.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He's going to beat them up.
I'm telling you, he looked so bad it was pathetic.
And Tito's not – it's not like Tito's in his prime.
I mean, Tito's also like 48 or something.
I bet his pain receptors are fucked up.
That's all true.
I think Tito's still on roids though.
He looks like he's on pins. I hope Chuck – oh, he's on.
Yeah, Tito's definitely on.
Oh, by the way, you'll be happy.
I'm pretty sure Derek.
I was watching it right before we began here.
So I got 30 seconds in, but I'm pretty sure Derek made a video like looking at John Jones
blood work.
And I'm pretty sure the point of the video is John Jones did roids.
Oh, I saw that he made it and I opened it in a tab like as a save for later.
Also, to Derek's credit, it looks like this video is less
than 10 minutes yes yes i saw him make a video about um i think it was like hey sometimes when
you inject rogers a little left in the needle 17 minutes yeah it's like oh he can be a little
long-winded and maybe that's because he's like taking full advantage of the YouTube algorithm.
And we're just like old school YouTubers and we don't get it or something like that.
Sure.
But to me, it's like all you need to do is come out and be like, hey, insulin pens are the way to go.
You get all your juice, none of the waste.
All right.
So you just backfill this insulin syringe, get the air out.
Oh, look at that.
We're not wasting any fucking testosterone.
Good to go.
Insulin pins, deep intramuscular.
Put it in your belt.
Let's go.
Hope you enjoy the video.
You did that in 26 seconds.
But I would, even if you went four and a half minutes, maybe show what the residue, because
that's what he did.
He showed the residue and I don't know my needles, but there was like insulin pin and
then the other kind.
And the other kind had a lot left
in it behind and i'm like oh i see it yeah it's right there like that i don't know how much yeah
you're losing a couple mils yeah it's a significant amount not because of waste because that's just
cheap as fuck but like just for your dosage like keeping your dosage straight and knowing what
you're actually on in any case uh when i saw the john jones video was less than 10
i was like oh i like this trend keep it up derrick yeah yeah he's been uploading twice a day uh um
and in case anyone's uh uh curious we we're still working on the lock and load um
we were bouncing ideas back and forth um we we uh we're in a little chat with like me and Taylor and Woody and Derek and the designer.
And I don't know if you saw Taylor, but I took your concerns and I sent them over to the designer about maybe going red and white with the color theme of the label.
And instead of like guns going with something like a tank or a missile, because I did agree with you there.
Yeah, I was just spitballing on that.
And I had some other I wanted to be more involved today, but i jumped in to my lap that i had to take care of but i'll yeah any like
any time um derek's often really busy um but but he'll get to it wherever he can if you have any
concerns or anything just you know yeah i'll start getting more involved in that but yeah anyway i
just want to give you guys an update you know it's moving forward i know it's a little slow
but but it's kind of hard to
come up with a whole legitimate
supplement product that's
going to be trademarked.
It's not slow to be. Bringing a product to market?
We're going to beat the COVID vaccine.
That's fair enough to say.
I think a lot of people are like,
I expected you to just say it, and then
three days later, just do it.
Just do it.
Right now, we're just bouncing back and forth the designer
on the label uh the ingredients are all done and this is the fastest possible way we could get it
done because of derek's connections into the supplement yeah he's been a godsend that we are
not slower than my expectations yeah i i agree this is i figured it was going to take eight to
ten weeks and i think we're going to be on track for that from the time we started um i would that's a retardedly fast speed
to get something to market yeah retardedly fast is our middle name yes we'll put that on the bottom
what they called me in high school that's what the ladies retardedly large loads
i don't know about that guys quote-unquote tard loads our business elsewhere
are you guys ready yeah my dinner's ready pkn 325 me too