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Pink Killer Nearly, episode 351.
Kyle wants to talk Invincible.
Oh, Woody, you're terrible at selling shows.
You're like, yeah, this cartoon is really good.
You should watch it.
I'm like, yeah, all right, Woody.
I'll watch your old man cartoon when I'm around you.
First of all, you know how big I am about who creates things and the cast of things.
It's the creator of Walking Dead.
It's the writer of Walking Dead wrote this.
All right.
I think his name's Robert Kirkman.
The cast.
Like this might even sell you, Taylor.
The cast.
J.K. Simmons.
Who am I like him?
What's his name?
Ham.
John Ham.
John Ham.
Oh, I love John Ham.
Mark Hamill.
Seth Rogen.
Zazie Beetz.
You probably don't know her name, but she was the black chick in The Joker, and she was also in Deadpool.
She was his make-believe girlfriend.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She was good in Joker.
Sandra Oh, who is like plain-faced Asian lady in everything.
She was in –
That's probably why I don't know who she is.
She was in that middle-aged hospital drama show, and then she was in Sideways with Paul Giamatti, which is one of my favorite rom-coms ever.
I don't like rom-coms, but Sideways.
You're right. She sounds forgettable.
Fair enough. Fair enough.
Walter Goggins, who's my favorite supporting actor of all time, and he's not using the Southern accent.
And it threw me for a fucking loop.
He's from Alabama, I think. I'm almost positive he's from Alabama.
And he's got this strong Southern accent.
Hey, we dug coal together.
You know, he's unjustified.
He's just, everything he's in, he's got that strong Southern accent.
He was the one in that movie with Mel Gibson where Mel Gibson's Santa and he's going to kill Santa Claus.
He's the assassin.
Yeah.
Zachary Quinto, who plays Spock in the new Star Trek series.
Yeah, Zachary Quinto's in it.
And then a bunch of other people that I wouldn't even recognize their names, but I had to do a deep dive.
And I was like, yeah, that guy's in that thing and that other thing.
They got a ridiculous cast for this thing, for the voice acting.
And then it's one of those shows where, you know how some shows you're like, yeah, give it two seasons and you'll be hooked.
Or like, watch the first six episodes and you'll be on board.
You know, the first three kind of drag.
They've got to establish the universe.
No.
Watch the first fucking episode and you're on board, boys.
All right?
This thing's on Amazon Prime.
Can you hint at it?
What happened in
the first episode that shit hits the goddamn fan all right the whole world gets up gets turned
upside down at the end of the first episode oh is that the end of the first one that's the end of
the first episode i know and uh and i will simmons the main character yes in my opinion he is some
people are going to have differing opinions. They're going to think Invincible's the main character. Omni-Man's the fucking main character. Team Omni-Man right here.
I'm fully on board. I'm not going to... No, he's just like, he's the main guy's dad. And he gets
kind of a side role. Again, I'm not going to spoil anything about this thing. I'm teasing this thing.
I want you people to fucking watch it. But I'm 100 percent that omni man is the main character i support all of omni man's
decisions i want omni van man running my world okay everybody else needs to chill the fuck out
and get on board with his program because he knows what's up i liked everything he said you're on
what episode are you on i'm done okay okay well then you know what you're saying i know exactly what i'm saying
i i figured out the ending an episode before the ending i sat down and i was like
what are omni man's motivations here what could it be and i looked at the timing right when these
things happened and that's when i figured it out, that timing coincides with that other big thing that happens in the first episode. That's what did it. Now I understand this is
what him and his people are all about. I got it. I know. And I literally wrote it down on a,
on a, uh, I've got a marker board on my fridge. I wrote down Omni man's motivations are X, Y,
and Z. This is why he's doing this just so that I would, cause sometimes you could like
have fake memories of stuff as you're watching a program and like i then i went and i watched the last episode
and i'm like looking over my shoulder at the fridge like i knew it i fucking knew it so i
feel the need to defend myself kyle said i'm terrible at selling shows one that's only true
comparatively that's like the mountain telling me i'm bad at
lifting things well you know i guess right you know like next to the mountain i do suck at
lifting things but i'm the best in my house two um that i'll say that i'll agree with i mentioned
eve's mons pubis several times and if that's not enough to sell the show something's wrong with
you i thought you over blew the mons pubis i was. And if that's not enough to sell the show, something's wrong with you?
I thought you overblew the Mons Pubis.
I was staring at it the whole time.
Me too.
I thought it was subpar Mons Pubis.
Mound of Venus for the uninitiated.
It's a good subreddit, by the way, Mound of Venus.
Go check it out, boys.
You'll enjoy yourselves. Which cartoon character had a good pussy man?
Eve, I think.
Atom Eve.
A-T-O-M space Eve.
She is a 18-year-old
red-headed high schooler.
Thank God she's 18.
And she is by far
the hottest girl in the show.
I think you're
underestimating the skills of Duplicate.
Oh, fuck Duplicate.
Well, literally literally and fuck her
again and again and again but still no i would this is a major spoiler but uh there's a character
called duplicate and her ability is to copy herself so she can turn into like six of her
duplicate herself if you will yeah right but uh you know there could be three four five six so she had
like uh i don't know a four-way with one of the boy characters but it was just three of her
and the how many can does she have any i've never seen more than three associated with
with multiplication kung fu fighting essentially like like the thing is like as it doesn't matter
how many of her copies you kill as long as kate prime survives
so she'll just run right into the thick of things and you got to keep in mind like it's important to
mention this this is an 18 plus cartoon blood and gore to a a japanese level okay we're talking
about you're going to see intestines you're going to see eyes pop out of skulls you're going to see eyes pop out of skulls. You're going to see brain matter. Parallel with Mortal Kombat.
Yes.
Very, very gory.
I'll give this show a watch.
You guys are so good.
One complaint, no nudity.
I would have loved to have seen some pussy, okay?
If you slip a little pussy in there,
then I'm like buying the Blu-ray box set.
I'm like crowdfunding the next season.
Like, you get me on board board I'm signing up for your
fucking that was very easy patreon you know it's not that hard to find pussy on the internet Kyle
I need these characters you know you know what it's like when like yeah pussy's endless but like
there's always a few pussies that you want to see but they won't show you right like like I'll give
you a good example um eastbound and down I don't know if for anyone who's seen that, the big tit lady.
Okay. She's got these huge fucking titties and she's like the love interest for the main character.
And, and you never see them until like season two or three and they use a fucking body double.
All right. There's no fucking way. those are her goddamn titties. They found the
nicest titty model on the planet to duplicate her titties. I think it was, there's a famous
director and what he would do when actresses didn't want to do nudity is he would tell someone
to go down to like Fifth Avenue or like the shady part of town, get the skankiest, nastiest
prostitute they could find and bring her here and then tell the actress
that is her body double for the
nude scenes.
That is what they should have done.
Rule 34, Invincible?
Oh, come on. I don't want to see
some amateur drawings.
If you want to see
a lot of Omni-Man, this
is the page for you.
I don't like him that much. Let's see some Omni-Man. This is the page for you. I don't like him that much.
Let's see some Omni-Man.
I'm a fan.
I don't need to see Omni-Man, cock.
Taylor.
Okay, Taylor.
I gotta know
it's in the context of the conversation.
Okay.
Okay.
You know, I was expecting a woman to be involved.
I wasn't expecting a beat-off,
a post-beat-off picture
where he's tearing his own pants.
He didn't even take his dick out of his pants
all the way before he busted.
I'm surprised that it...
Oh.
Oh, God.
I don't like any of this.
This is father-son.
I caught that.
This one's better.
I need to...
Who am I going to imagine myself to be?
I want to imagine myself being picked up
by Omni-Man.
Or being... Yeah, Omni-Man. All right. Or being...
Yeah, Omni-Man, you can tell from the gray hair
as he's sucking his son's dick.
Their six-packs are interlocked.
I mean, they're both unbelievably fit.
They're like Lego sets.
They just plug together.
Dude, there's like six pictures of Eve here
and I haven't sent any of those.
I'm wondering why there are no Eve pictures in the chat.
That's wildly upsetting.
He gravitated toward the Omni-Man pictures.
There you go.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
See, this is a terrible drawing, though, for being fair.
That is not her face.
I really know that's Eve because of the costume.
Like, her tits are too big.
True. her face i don't really know that's eve because of the costume like her tits are too big um and and like the style like like that white line that they put on there to like add like sheen and depth
that's not the art style and that's just not her fucking face or her hair exactly like like
this is a terrible it's not in fitting with what's happening you know because he's taking
i've seen cosplay taking her anally.
And she looks like, if I put my finger over it.
No, I'm pretty sure.
No, you can see her pussy above it.
Oh, well, okay.
So another problem with this, they don't know where vaginas are.
They're not on the front, like by the belly button?
The drawer of this cartoon literally doesn't know where pussies are.
It's right where her butt is, is it belongs oh my god that she's making that face going oh this is why i always shit all over the front of
the toilet bowl because my assholes angled incorrectly this chick could face a urinal
and shit in it if this is if this is for reals you know in fairness to this artist i have seen
porn where i'm like you know i can't quite tell which hole it's in.
Am I the only one who's ever been baffled by that?
Sometimes.
How am I supposed to answer you?
Because the truth is, no, I've never been baffled by it.
You've never been baffled, but you've never seen it.
I can always tell by some angle or where we're coming in at.
Maybe there's two guys going at it.
I can't tell if it's double vagina or anal vagina.
Well, I guess this artist and I share something in common.
We don't really know where they are, perhaps.
The female anatomy is just elusive.
You're right, yeah.
If seven-year-old me was a really good drawer,
that's where I would have put the pussy.
I noticed there's no clitoris in this picture
because those are just a rumor.
Yeah, it's terrible.
But yeah, you know,
if anybody is intrigued by what we've said,
I strongly suggest you check it out on Amazon Prime.
I believe there's eight episodes.
They're nice and long,
about 40, 45 minutes each episode.
And look, even if you're not into animation or whatever,
give it one episode and i think
it'll sell you i watched the whole first episode and if you're not intrigued then you have my
sincere apologies for wasting 45 minutes of your day are you watching the new netflix superhero
show no no i'll let you finish but then later on i'll tell you what where my time has been going
lately it's all right i'm getting uh the name of it because you know me and names one moment it's gonna be
jupiter's legacy have you heard of this i have not it's pretty heavily promoted it's the number
one show on netflix right now it's a superhero show full of superheroes i've never heard of before. And most of them are pretty normal powers,
but it is adult-oriented.
There is gore.
It's not animated.
It's real life, I guess.
And there's drugs and alcohol and sex and smoking in it.
And I'm not giving it my full attention sometimes i don't and i'm
finding it a little confusing they're bouncing around on timelines and i i think i'd do myself
a favor by like hitting wikipedia and getting myself up to speed that's my cheat if i watch
a show and i haven't given it full attention i'll read like an episode recap and be like, all right, all right, now I get it.
But it's pretty good.
I guess I'm pitching it because I think Kyle will like it.
Kyle's the kind who gives shows this full attention typically and, you know, would not
have, would have less trouble with like bouncing timelines and characters and stuff like that.
So I think,
yeah,
that sounds interesting.
You know,
to be,
to be honest though,
I kind of have like a superhero overload right now.
The fact that I got into invincible is a bit of a,
I don't know,
an aberration because like there's so much like,
man,
I wish I could be a kid now. Cause when I was a kid,
I was thirsting for sci-fi.
You really didn't have many options.
Like I was watching shows like Sliders.
Like, you remember Sliders?
Oh, for sure.
Sliders had John Rhys-Davies in it.
That's the fat guy.
Oh, Gimli.
Yeah, Gimli's in it.
And also...
Who was the main character?
Mildly attractive white guy who worked in medium level of celebrity TV roles,
whose name is escaping me.
Anyway, the guy's got the gun that opens portals to parallel dimensions,
and him and three or four of his buddies,
John Rhys-Davies, a black guy who's a jazz singer or some shit,
a girl and himself get sucked into the portal,
and it takes them to alternate versions of Earth.
Jerry O'Connell is the actor you're searching for.
Yeah.
The problem is they can't find their Earth
because they didn't, like, program it right.
So now they're just leaping over and over,
sliding, if you will, looking for a new Earth.
And they never know how much time they've got to spend
on the versions of Earth that they slide into.
Sometimes it's 30 seconds.
Sometimes it's three days. And that's how the episodes go go and so they're on some episodes where there's like nazis
have taken over sometimes there's lizard men sometimes you know there's no fucking oxygen
there's one where like stupid you didn't like it or you like i'm just saying it was low level
television but it was the best sci-fi like 12 year old me could acquire now there were good
shows like dark angel with jess Alba, made by James fucking
Cameron on Fox, which, like, fell
completely off everybody's radar. It was made today.
It'd be a blockbuster TV show.
She's, like,
made in a government lab,
half-human, half-cat,
like, or something like that, but
she doesn't look like a cat. The only cat feature she
has is she goes into heat every now and then and wants
to fuck, but mostly she just, like, jumps around post-apocalyptic seattle and kicks the shit
out of uh everybody criminals um so anyway what i'm saying is sci-fi was lame back then
but now i'm like seeing all these there's like victorian era um like superpower shows now there's
this one show i can't remember the name of it but it's like in the 1700s and like something has happened. So now people are getting powers
and there's some show with like fairies or something. And like, it's also like in the
17 or 1800s and they're like trying to persecute the fairies and they're flying around and doing
magic shit. There's like a dozen cool sci-fi shows out there that never produced perhaps.
Yeah. Something like that. I haven't gotten around to all of that stuff and i'm like i'm such a fucking nerd for
that kind of shit that eventually i have to but what i'm saying is like i'm kind of got superhero
fucking afterburn over here with with the marvel universe and the dc universe and the snyder cut
just came out and now i'm on this invincible kick and i really wish there was one punch man but
uh yeah i i'll put it on the list of things to do.
You know how 10 years ago we were right in the thick of zombie stuff?
Zombie Land was coming out.
I mean, I guess 10 years ago, Walking Dead was already really big.
The zombie thing kind of petered out with no one watching.
It just naturally kind of dipped. Do you think no one watching you know like it just naturally kind
of dipped like do you think that's going to happen in the next few years with kind of the superhero
swell let me go first off of it the thing about the superhero stuff is the shows are actually a
lot better you know walking dead was pretty good for a season or two but what's happening in the marvel universe is legit
some of the better cinema ever made you're not everything they make is that gold but you know
the last two the best long form so like if we're talking about something that this because the
thing of the thing that's really interesting about the comic book stuff is that nobody gave a fuck until 10 years ago, but they've been making it since the 1920s.
So you have 100 years of content stored up. All right. They've been writing stories for a hundred
fucking years and nobody has ever really given a shit as far as movies and TV, big budget,
well-produced, well well produced well acted all that shit
and now all of a sudden everybody does so they're not going to run out of cool fucking storylines
i don't think they would the same way that like the the possibilities of making cool zombie related
or zombie focused thing it could be a pandemic it could be a a bio there's a million ways to
make really good unique zombie stuff so it's not really that they ran out of zombie content or that they would run
out of superhero content.
It's that just the interests of society kind of pivoted,
you know?
And so,
yeah,
there's a million ways they can take every single superhero and have content
for,
for centuries.
But you know,
people are fickle.
They change.
Like you,
I can see it kind of just like,
like the,
the public interest just goes,
you know what? We're interested in whatever the next you know phase is where it's yeah the movies are
better than animal what if anamorphs took over what if what if all of a sudden they made a
kick-ass anamorphs movie and it was all anamorphs all the fucking time do you remember reading those
books and you're i've read i've read almost all of them they're incredibly adult for for like the age group they
were sold to the reason that zombies failed though was poor management more than anything
the public would still be on board with with zombies um if it weren't for the poor management
because you had incredible creators behind it you had good actors behind it. You had terrible studios and terrible, um,
um, um, ownership behind it. But, but with the Marvel and DC stuff, you got Warner brothers and,
and, uh, and, uh, and Disney, right? Endless checkbooks. And, uh, at least on the Marvel side,
they're willing, they're willing to, Disney's willing to be open-minded. Look, despite
everybody hates Disney, right? They're Chinese sellouts.
They're pandering toward like the woke crowd.
But what they do well is they're open-minded.
So they'll let somebody make a Guardians of the Galaxy type movie.
They'll let somebody make a Deadpool type movie
and go in completely different directions.
And it's always successful.
Like even their least successful movies, like what, Ant-Man and the Wasp or something?
I bet it made $700 million fucking dollars.
I believe you, but you could have conversations like this, like, in the heyday of zombies,
where, oh, you could do Zombieland, you could do 28 Weeks Later, you could do all these.
But look how they handled it.
But it's, I don't even think it's a thing of budget it's like when you when the when the cultural zeitgeist hammers the
population over and over the head with the same kind of archetype it was too much like i it wasn't
that zombie movies got worse it was that people went you know what new thing and i could see that
happening with superheroes where it might just be uh you know these movies are better than ever but
new thing new thing i've had zombie delicious pizza 15 days in a row.
I think Walking Dead
only had three or four seasons
that were really good.
A lot of that other stuff was actually not good.
World War Z comes out, everyone's
incredibly disappointed.
It was bad.
The problem was they were like,
oh yeah, we got this really shitty drama idea,
but we don't know how to sell it.
Maybe they're zombies when it's happening.
Maybe Brad Pitt's in it.
They're not actually making zombie content.
They're making a new zombies movie, by the way, where it's a zombie apocalypse, and they have to get the A-team of expendable-type characters together.
I think Batista might be one of them.
like expendable type characters together.
I think Batista might be one of them.
And they're going into zombie ridden Las Vegas to rob a casino vault that has for years been like,
no one could get to it because there's a horde of zombies all over Vegas.
It's like no man's land.
It looks kind of interesting.
It does.
It sounds interesting.
The trailer looked fun.
It like,
like there was like a cool soundtrack and people spinning around
with machine guns and like oceans of zombies and elvis zombies and um the tigers from the
sigfried and roy show had turned into zombies so if you guys were to pick the next like kind of
wave it's western we always say western when you ask this question i was gonna say cowboys yeah
i was curious if you guys would have a changed answer.
Fuck no.
Whooped him again, Josie. Whooped him again.
If anybody wants to watch
one of the best Westerns of all time, and I bet you haven't
seen it, it's called The Outlaw Josie
Wales. That's
top three Westerns of all time. It's right
up there. It's me and my dad's favorite
movie that we watched together over and over.
I saw that when I was so little I couldn't tell.
It's got Uncle Leo in it.
Uncle Leo!
Uncle Leo!
Jerry!
What's Jerry's cousin who works for
the Parks Department?
Your cousin?
What is it?
Marty! Your cousin
Marty is over at the...
He's got his whole section, Jerry! He's got his whole section, Jerry.
He's got his whole section, Jerry.
He still keeps in touch with his professor.
His professor, Jerry.
They talk to each other.
I like the frozen.
That's a good place for him to freeze.
I like it right there, yeah.
Yeah, just leave him right there.
Can I change the topic?
Oh, he's moved.
Oh, there he is.
He's back.
I fixed him.
Are you guys up to speed on my finger?
I am not, and I assume people were lying to me in my chat that you broke your finger.
What happened?
I make a lot of bad decisions.
So here's the deal.
I have a new motorcycle, Kinky.
The dirt bike likes to get dirty
Kinky
And I was kind of like practicing
And I got together with some friends
It rained that day
But because there were four of us going
We went in the rain
Whereas otherwise maybe
If it was solo I would have just waited
So I'm not going fast
I was actually going zero miles per hour
You're in the woods?
I am on a steep trail that is muddy and rocky.
And I kind of tipped over towards the low side.
I've learned that when this happens, it's best to abandon ship.
Don't try to save the motorcycle.
It's kind of heavy.
Just get away from the situation.
Pick it up later.
If the motorcycle does break
it's cheaper and easier to fix than me yeah that's the line of thinking anyway i'm headed
down the low side falling sort of down the mountain and i hop off it but what went wrong
is in my path there was a big rock like say the size of a helmet and uh i sort of jammed my pinky onto it hard and you know whatever we pick the bike up I
recognize that my pinkies damaged it has like a hitch in it like it doesn't bend smoothly it bends
and then you're at the one no this is my good hand my bad hand is wrapped up oh so uh uh anyway
I'm hoping it's just jammed. You know, jammed.
It's going to be a little sore for a few weeks.
That's what's up.
It is not just jammed.
I will show you a picture.
I kind of want to, because you hold your hand up.
Oh, goodness.
You got a fracture right there on your.
Is that called a hairline fracture?
No.
It's like right through.
So there's actually.
It's from.
It's not across. It's the length wise. You can see it's like right through so there's actually it's like it's it's from it's not across it's
the lengthwise you can see it's out of place if you look towards the bottom oh yeah yeah you can
see a that little point where it's shifting yeah yeah so uh so even though it is what they call
displaced technically it's non-displaced i guess it's close enough uh i've had two doctors say this is not displaced
and um if you look so you've you spotted right away the big crack there are several more cracks
um if you go about one quarter down there's a diagonal one almost perpendicular to it
there's another one that's almost parallel to it that's it's almost as long um there's like three
there's like an h letter there
with yeah yeah the right one is way like all the way through yes goodness woody so this bone is
good and broken so um it was i went to my first doctor on saturday and she took this x-ray actually
and uh before she saw the x-ray i was like, will you be able to tell me if it's broken?
And she's like, you know, to be honest with you, sometimes I can't see it.
You know, the x-ray tech does this for a living.
Sometimes I'll look at the x-ray and think that it was all right.
But then the x-ray tech sees something subtle there. And I'm like, yeah, all right.
Now that you say it, I see it too.
She comes back to me in 10 minutes.
Oh, yeah, it's broken.
This thing is totally broken.
And I was like, yeah. Anyway, so today I go to the hand surgeon and we're like,
where do we go from here? You know, what's up? This is a hand surgeon. I get a specialist to
come look at it. Good news and bad news. The good news is that if I buddy tape it and make good decisions and I don't
re break it for the next like 10 to 14 days,
it'll be fine.
A hundred percent recovery,
full range of motion strength,
the whole nine yards.
If it is in place held together by nothing right now.
And if I can just go a week and a half or two without making it like breaking
it again,
basically,
then it's going to be cool.
If I can't be good for two weeks,
which is a long time,
then the repair on this is not that good.
He started describing all the nails and plates that he would put on it to fix
it. Yeah. And he's like
the
outcome on a surgery like that one
is usually not that great. You won't have
full range of motion again.
You know.
I know. You gotta think of this finger
as like an ice
sculpture that you're waiting to harden in the
freezer. And if you open that
freezer door or like a cake in the oven and if you if you walk too heavy-footed through the
kitchen it's gonna fucking deflate you can't fucking fuck around with this you're right
yeah i it's like an important finger we talked about this you need so important
this is your masturbation finger. Poor Jackie.
You put it right in your ass.
You're going to have to use that callus grinder on Jackie after this. Chick's got lockjaw.
We thought it was tetanus, but no.
Woody's masturbation finger was broken.
So, yeah, like you said, I just have to be really delicate with it.
And I'm making part of this up on my own. Like the first seven days are even more critical than
the second seven days. I don't know. But, um, but yeah, so I, I meet with him on Tuesday,
a week from today when I saw him and he'll take more x-rays, hopefully determined that it has,
uh, not moved and that it's, you know, had a week worth of bone healing.
And I'm cool.
I was like, you know, so how does this whole thing take to fix?
And he's like, oh, yeah, three weeks from now, if you're good, if I'm not an idiot.
It's tall order.
If I'm not an idiot for three weeks, he has me back on the trails on a motorcycle.
But with two fingers taped you've got to be so
careful about instinctively grabbing things or like the dogs or like you know if a bot if like
a fucking vase falls off a fucking uh countertop you just take a step back you're right it's there
so here's how i you can't go into your workouts and be like, I can still get something going. You can't work out.
I think I might only do
legs.
How are you going to support the bar?
I wouldn't go in the foot.
I asked about weight. I was like, look, I've been weightlifting lately.
I'm enjoying it. It's going well for me.
And he's like, yeah, you can do weightlifting stuff.
Of course, no barbells or dumbbells.
I'm like, well...
What kind of weights do you use to use doc those foamies in the
pool i like to jog in place actually actually that's the ticket you might need to use foamies
in the pool i i think if i were you i'd get on a little cardio grind you know that like get on a
little cardio grind get on your bike get your get your fucking like tv show in front of you
knock out 30 40 minutes of cardio a day, fasted,
a little caffeine before you do it, have your cup of coffee,
you'll finish up all sweaty, get your shower,
you're going to be feeling great for the rest of your day.
I hear you.
I'm halfway with you.
I think I should try mountain bike on the pavement.
I think I can do that without injuring me.
And if you fall, you just don't catch yourself.
Face first.
I think I could ride a bike on the pavement without falling or having to do a wheelie.
God damn it, man.
Really?
You're risking a lot.
All I'm saying is like, if you ask me, hey, Kyle, could you walk from here to your bedroom
blindfolded without bumping into a wall?
Yeah, I think I can.
Just a left, a right, straight down the hall, a left, and I'm there.
Now, the invaders are listening to this.
Damn it.
Someone's out there like, I got him now.
I do have you.
But they were like, would you risk the use of your finger that you could do that?
I'd be like, nah, nah, no, no, I wouldn't risk that.
I don't know.
I wouldn't.
I would not get on.
I'd be so careful.
He gave you a horror story.
Like the idea of putting those pins in there and then it's still not being right.
What if like you could never go further than this?
I don't think he was trying to scare me.
I think it was just legit what the procedure was like.
Because when I saw every pin, I was like, oh, like in my head, I'm like, yep, that one's for this purpose.
That one's for this purpose. That he took this purpose that he took one off moved it you know like and uh i don't know if he said this
or if i inferred it but it kind of sounded like you put a pin in and now things have jiggled a
bit like you might not get exactly what you were hoping to get like if i nail two boards together
there's a chance that they shift in that process yeah
you know especially if they're not nice and flat so yeah bearing on the side of caution it is
yeah i can get away from this with no long-term injuries if i can just be smart for an
extraordinary long period did he recommend like this is me being dumb is like calcium supplements
or something like that we didn't talk about any of that.
What we did go over in depth was how to buddy tape the fingers.
Buddy taping is when you use your,
your,
the adjacent finger or toe or whatever as a splint.
You guys might know that,
but somebody doesn't.
So he showed me how he likes to buddy tape them and there's a top and a bottom.
And we went to Amazon and we picked out better materials to buddy tape with and so that was where like we spent our you'll be fine
you're clearly not blowing this off you're taking it seriously like yeah he does everything
responsibly he's captain responsible meanwhile the other like orthopedic surgeons are like stop
what a hey bro this is unexpected and i'm like do you
guys get frequent flyer miles here punch on the card you get a new knee i mean you'll take the
risks but then you're also like right in there doing your you're like pt you're right like like
like getting it fixed making sure you have full mobility making sure you're not going to have
like atrophy uh you know with your ankles injuries and stuff and your other foot injury and all that stuff. Like you get on this stuff
and take care of it. Yeah. I was doing PT this morning. I was, uh, I know a little bit about
ankle PT cause I broke that ankle four years ago and I sprained my ankle three weeks ago,
something like that. Dropped a motorcycle on it. Genius. I'm filled with motorcycle enthusiasm,
but not talent. So that that's that's the phase that
we're going through anyway uh i was like i still feel it i'm not a hundred percent and i'm like
chill woody you are one foot jumping on a trampoline you're gonna be okay so what do we
have here taylor so what do we have here is kyle you're saying this is fake. Boogie responded to it and said, so basically, you know that incident with Boogie firing a warning shot in his front yard a few months ago.
Apparently, they've issued something for his arrest regarding that warning shot that he fired.
that he fired and posted something there and boogie made a joke.
Someone commented it and said,
YouTuber boogie two nine eight eight has a warrant out for aggravated assault.
I bond set at 5,000.
I,
you know, assuming this is all coming from that,
that gun firing thing.
And Kyle was like,
Oh,
that's fake.
And I was like,
Oh,
is it?
And I was looking around and boogie even said,
he's like,
so news circulating about me.
Can't really comment on it for obvious reasons.
Thank you.
And thank you anyone for supporting the situation though i'm going to do the right
thing and do it by the book glad to cooperate with authorities heading home to today to do so
so it looks like he's going to turn himself in for this you know the reason i thought it was fake
was um we were up really late or early however you want to look at it gaming last night and someone linked it in there and and then they were like
yeah but it looks fake because his name says this and that and I didn't even
look at it I was just listening to them talk and the consensus was like yeah
this is fake like his weight looks silly and like his something about the way
they said something about the way his name was phrased or something like was inconsistent.
I didn't even look at it
though and so I just took from that
that like come on.
What could he have done?
In detail
why is his name wrong
and why is his weight silly?
Is his name wrong?
I don't know.
Again, I was playing a game and listening to him discuss, like looking at it.
And they were saying that there was some inconsistency in his name because I think there's another document out there or another picture.
And like the names were slightly different or something like that is what they were saying.
And they were saying that 450 was generous.
As in kind.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. It might be. Well, I i mean boogie made a joke about that
picture they used for him and he's like why the hell they use a picture from eight years ago
and i was like all right well at least he's having fun i guess he looked and it's and look
boogie knows how to like make the most of a situation it's still possible it is fake and
he's just having a bit of fun with this. I could be getting bamboozled.
But I am siding on the side of this being real now since he did reply to it.
But I still say there's like a 10%, 15% chance that he's just like,
oh, you think you're trolling me?
No, I'm trolling you.
It could be.
He would be bamboozling a lot of people by the drone right now.
But basically, I think i inserted the part about it
100 being because of that gun firing incident that we looked at it it's got to be that like
i don't think that meets the criteria for aggravated assault see i don't know i don't
even know aggravated assault in my non-legally trained mind means not only did you hurt someone
but you did it with malice and intent or in or in
a very violent kind of way assault can be uh can't assault be non-physical battery is he's not
charged with assault this says aggravated assault again like like he was mad while he was doing it
he was aggravated actually so let me read this i'm not taking a side i just learned aggravated assault
is an attempt to cause serious bodily harm to an individual with disregard for human life factors
that raise an assault to the aggravated level include the use of a weapon the status of the
victim the intent of the perpetrator and the degree of injury caused yeah doesn't meet the
circumstances the criteria.
Something else about it,
he was using a weapon during the gun firing thing.
And also, I remember all the posts afterward being like,
holy fuck, Boogie just fired a warning shot.
And according to this map, he's in a school zone.
And so he just fired a firearm in a school zone.
And so who knows if that adds something.
And who knows if that person is
lying and just picked something like a map,
even booking his house.
There's no way to know online.
It's just aggravated assault.
There's more.
He wasn't intending,
there was no intent to injure anyone.
If anything,
it's reckless discharge of a firearm.
It's a,
it's like a fucking misdemeanor.
I think like,
like I always go with the highest thing.
Let me get this paragraph out.
Cause it'll inform the use of a deadly weapon during an assault constitutes aggravated assault
this applies to whether or not the weapon causes injury to anyone basic assault does not require
physical harm but rather the perpetrator behaves in a way intended to put someone in reasonable
fear for their safety someone who does this by threatening the person with the deadly weapon
commits aggravated assault because the fear involved is fear or more grievous injury.
Interesting.
It sounds like he's verging on aggravated assault by that really weird definition.
Someone who does this by threatening the person with the deadly weapon
commits aggravated assault.
But I think what it's going to come down to is if he actually goes to court
or, or a district attorney actually looks at this is he was, he was the one in fear for his own life
because he had a stalker showing up at his home, trying to sissy hypno him. And the words sissy
hypno may enter the lexicon of his local courthouse. Okay. That is,
that is what is on the horizon, boys. Sissy hypno in the courtroom. And there's, and I've never seen
a judge who was younger than 60 years old. So a 60 plus year old man is going to have to learn
about sissy hypno. And that is fascinating. And this gentleman was, and I'll quote, sissy hypnotizing you?
That's right, Your Honor.
Now, what is that?
He was trying to turn me into a faggot.
Okay.
Oh, I don't like that one bit.
Where is this fella?
What are you trying to faggotize this large man?
Yes, Your Honor, I'm guilty.
I was trying to faggotize him.
With all of my girth and vigor.
It's interesting because when I see that incident,
when I look at that through my normal eyes,
I feel like, what was the guy's name?
John Hassel or something?
Yes.
Frank Hassel.
Which cannot be his real name because it's got to be a play it's got to
be a pun based on frank castle and the fact that he likes to bother people of course because he
even did the thing in his front yard where boogie like was he like castle of course the real name
means that i can defend myself like boogie yelled something like that and then this guy's like
yeah and hassle doctor means i get to come in there and fuck you in the ass well frank castle is the punisher okay frank castle is the real name of the punisher yes
well then his name is probably not frank has what if he had if he was wearing a punisher shirt when
he did all this it'd be infinitely funnier so let me do that kyle looking at that incident right
take off your lawyer hat take off just everything who is the bad guy in between
the two of them the guy who showed up on the other guy's lawn i i would say i'll say this
as someone who's kind of in the public eye or whatever and you know obviously had lots of guns
like if you put me in that situation i don't open my door i don't care if it's someone that i could
beat the shit up someone I have no fear of.
I'm not going to give someone what they want.
I'm going to lock the door. I'm going to call
the police. I'm going to wait inside until they come.
And I'm going to call as many different authorities as I can.
I'm calling the sheriff's department, the police department.
I'm going to call the local feds,
the state patrol. I'm calling
everyone. I'm calling my lawyer, too. He's on the way.
He'll be here in a minute. That's double true if the guy's outside
with a camera, right? That's what he- Absolutely. Oh, they always are. Everybody,
everyone is everywhere with a camera. I'm sitting here with one. We're all sitting somewhere with
a camera. So like you don't engage, you never engage a troll. It's silly. Never, ever, ever
engage a troll. So I don't open the door. I certainly don't fire a warning shot. If he comes
in the house, then we've got a different scenario that I don't know what happens. I certainly don't fire a warning shot. If he comes in the house,
then we've got a different scenario that I don't know what happens then. I'm not going to go into
all that, but at some point I defend myself, right? Um, if you're breaking into my home,
screaming about sissy hypno, then I have every reason to believe that you are an insane person.
And I'm going to be on the phone with the authorities when it all goes down. Um, not
to mention my house is covered with security cameras and it would be recorded anyway. So yeah, he shouldn't have gone outside,
but he was willing his rights to go outside. It's his house. It's where he lives. I don't know who's
in the house. I think it was just his buddy, but this other gentleman doesn't know that for all
they know, Boogie's significant other is in there, or maybe his niece or nephew are in there he
doesn't know if there's children in the home he doesn't know the situation yeah so like obviously
the guy who's trespassing screaming obscenities and threats with a camera in his hand is the crazy
person in the wrong i don't like warning shots i don't think he should have fired a warning shot
i kind of get it. And I know
Boogie's not like a gun guy. Like he was anti-gun a few years ago. Everybody's anti-gun until they
need one. Every one of these politicians that's anti-gun is surrounded by them. We're all anti-gun
until we have a need for one or we learn how fun they are, boys and girls. They're really fun.
And I just want to throw this in there. I liked guns.
I love weed.
Some people don't understand that, okay?
Oh, I know you love weed.
I've never seen someone love
weed as much as you. No one loves weed as much
as me. You just get in a
happy-ass mood.
I walked in a store yesterday. I was walking out
of the store, actually. Had my goods in my
hand. And this dark-skinned gentleman was checking out as well and a little whiff of him
and he smelled like a big bag of weed is what he smelled like and i was just thinking like
good on you buddy you're living your best life out here i looked at what he had he had gummy bears
and a red bull a big thing a harry harry bro or whatever
you know that whatever that brand is gummy bears and uh and a and a fucking like tall ass red bull
and like one of the funky flavors and he was going to have himself a good old time he was trying to
get that master combination of caffeine and marijuana i like to mix the two um and and and
i was just thinking like god damn i'm jelly this jelly. This guy's having a good old time today.
He's high right fucking now.
It's not like I smelled weed in his pocket.
Dude is stoned in the store, which is the best thing ever.
Is he like checking out and he's like looking back?
Then he runs over and gets another bag of gummy bears.
Black people don't have that problem.
They're chill when they're high.
When you smoke every day like
you don't have chill of him to go get more snacks oh he knew how many snacks he wanted yeah he just
wanted one thing of haribo gummy bear when i say one thing i mean the big bag he had a he had a
satchel of of gummy bears you know what those are those are not good enough to eat a whole bag of
them they're they're all right when i went on that uh poker trip recently with dirty and uh fish dirty had an entire like i don't want to exaggerate but it
was at least one pound of uh gummy bears on the nightstand jesus christ and i ate a couple and i
was like low tier snack you know what i want to see kyle i want to see you jump back into magic
the gathering arena and beat filthy's ass or not filthy beat uh you won't beat filthy filthy's been Low tier snack. You know what I want to see, Kyle? I want to see you jump back into Magic the Gathering Arena
and beat Filthy's ass.
Or not Filthy.
You won't beat Filthy.
Filthy's been going fucking hard in the paint for a month and a half, two months.
Filthy is the thinking man streamer.
We don't want to go against Filthy.
He'll beat us.
But you can take Dirty on.
Of course I can.
I can beat Dirty at anything except for CSGO.
Trash talk.
I beat Dirty just this morning.
We finished up our game at 10 a.m., I think.
At trash talking.
No, at Civilization V Lek Mod.
Okay.
We played, I have been playing Civilization V again.
The boys pulled me back in.
We're playing the most recent lek mod lek uh competitive multiplayer mod
new version of it comes out friday which is not going to be good for my sleep schedule
and uh we played from for some reason we started at like one in the morning two in the morning or
something and we played until 10 a.m and uh I won't go into the finer details of the fucking Civilization game,
but it's the second game in a row I've won against those guys.
And it was very fun.
Very fun.
Very addictive game.
Nice.
But, yeah, I don't know about Magic, man.
I'm stuck in this Civ thing.
And I want to play Resident Evil, and I still want to play Doom, the new DLC.
So, like, I got a lot of shit on the burner.
Yeah, well you'll tear through it all real quick
once you can properly medicate
again. Oh, you're goddamn right.
That's August, right?
October.
149 days
and 7 hours. Amazing. You're not too far
off. It's a little less than that actually. It is
147 days.
143 days. hours nine minutes 32 seconds
very nice you're i know i know it's just it's just ticking away ticking away
yeah you don't have uh that that stormlight archive book we were recommended listening to it
i uh so i talk in audiobook times but i want to say the book's 47 hours long and i
have two left something close to that so i'm pretty would you like to know what's happening
in the book uh no if you only wait wait it's book one i'm way behind you you're in book two oh you're
in book one oh then yeah sure yeah you can say where you're at. It appears that Kaladin is about to bring the bridge to save Galadon
or whatever the fuck the king with the armor is called.
Dalinar?
Or, no, Elokin?
Must be Dalinar, yeah, yeah.
Dalinar is one of the high princes.
Yeah, yeah, he's one of my favorite characters.
I like Dalinar a lot.
Yeah, he's the guy with the incredible sense of virtue, right?
Yeah, yeah, and you start to get more from him.
I'm almost at the end of the first book,
unless you're talking about following books.
No, no.
I'm on.
I'm starting to think somebody sissy hit node you guys.
What the fuck are we talking about?
It's called the Stormlight Archive.
Stormlight Archive.
Stormlight Archive.
It's a fantasy book.
Another thing to do.
It's really, really good.
And so, unfortunately, it's one of those books where like there's six books out,
except he only calls it three books, and it's like book one, part one, part two,
physically, because I'm reading the books physically,
because I can go faster that way.
I like it that way.
I'm through three actual books, and so I'm about to start the fourth.
I'm like halfway through the series, but that really just And so I'm about to start the fourth and like halfway through the series.
But that really just means that I'm done with the first book and halfway done
with the second book.
But,
um,
it's,
yeah,
there are going to be some deaths that surprise you game of Thrones style.
And the way this guy,
this author glosses over some deaths is like,
it'll,
there was one that I was reading it was like i
had to like reread the page a couple times where i was like and then so and so was stabbed to death
and i'm like wait no that that character can't die in just like a passing stab to death that
can't be right and i was like i looked back a couple pages and it's like no well they just
killed him just just right there on the page just killed him and then it was like you know well we got to move forward they're not here anymore we got and so that part's really good
what's the guy's name dalinar dalinar is on the field after having been abandoned by
by sadeus okay so he is currently in his super armor there's um armor kyle yeah
shard blade and shard armor that makes you virtually a superhero
and uh however when enough people hit it you can you know death by a thousand cuts it kind of wears
out so he's there there's like two superheroes and an army getting overwhelmed by 10 000 people
and then our low cast hero is going to bring a bridge to him and save him and that's that's where we were when
i came home from the doctor i really enjoyed that that part of the book it's really good
yes especially because all the like he does the author does an even better job than george rr
martin of like the the character arcs where like even in game of thrones like i would i would see
like okay fucking ramsay isn't actually
a good guy like at any point but like they had me convinced to like like it started off and like
this high prince sadeus oh you bastard you're a you're an evil man sadeus and then like he starts
talking to dalinar and some of the main high princes and i'm like clearly i've misjudged
this character he's He's just misunderstood.
And he's old friends with Dalinar.
Dalinar and he were tight at one point.
So it's like, oh, it's such a shame they had a misunderstanding and a falling out.
But really, it was their childhood relationship that was the true one.
And then like that happens and Sudeus is abandoning him on the battlefield.
And I was like no i was
i was crisscrossed not once but twice on the same guy and then and now i'm reading it now and every
time sadeas comes up i'm like i'm not i'm not falling for you again bitch i'm not gonna me
yeah it's great uh the one bit of umbrage i did take with the series is that shalon
the woman who was uh with you know
is she the student or the teacher she's the student um jasna is the teacher and they're
that that storyline in the first two books even i guess but that's just the first can i interrupt
you i think that jay's pronounced like a y i had no idea her name wasn't jasna but carry on
i've been reading my head j Jasna. Okay. But,
um,
yeah,
so I,
I like Jasna and I like Shalon now because it's finally where I'm at in the
book to the point where like,
you know,
the gangs getting together,
the characters are,
are starting to,
you know,
a chapter from Dalinar now might include,
you know,
some of these other might include Kaladin might include Shalon might include
them.
And so Shalon was one of those characters similar to Sansa, might include, you know, some of these other, might include Kaladin, might include Shallan, might include them.
And so Shallan was one of those characters similar to Sansa, where when I turn to it,
I'm like, oh, okay.
And then I do a little flip and it's like 30 pages.
It's all right, I got a solid fucking half hour minimum
in this chapter here, time to get through it.
But now it's getting to the point
that I'm enjoying all the chapters.
I'm really liking it.
I plan to stream some totally
accurate battle simulator
tonight after I eat dinner for a bit. Very fun game.
And then before I go to bed tonight,
I think I'm going to read the last 50,
60 pages of book
3 or 4, whatever I'm on.
But it's great. I'm so glad
the $50 patron... Kyle,
if you didn't know, this was something recommended to us
by a couple $50 patrons. And i know you're a big reader and that you you're you've been trying to get through
books a week like to keep a pace this would be great you would really enjoy this it's it's so
much nerdier than game of thrones insofar as like the level of fantasy it gets to like this is a guy
who clearly loves dungeons and dragons more
than life like and he like is taking like like borrowing little bits of magic and like you know
in game of thrones it would be like and so and so use their magic and it allowed them to like do
this and that and it wasn't fully nailed down wasn't fully solidified like the the extent of their capabilities this one he's like
he goes into extreme detail like at one point i won't give it away one of the characters develops
uh a power called shard or i'm sorry called surge binding where basically they can grab an object
opening scene power yeah but there's a different one a different character i can see who it's going
to be but carry on obviously you're there see who it's going to be, and obviously you're there.
And you can grab someone and stick them to a wall, or you can run on walls.
You can use the energy of their currency there.
You can fly.
Well, they know that the assassin in white can fly.
Nobody else knows how he's doing that, though.
They don't know the limit of it.
It's kind of like some stories
you've talked about in the past, Kyle,
where it's like there is a,
there's a future group of people
who can't fully utilize
the technology of the past
where like their shard blades,
which are like swords that are uber light
and they don't even draw blood.
They just go right through you
and your eyes burn out like soulless.
Like you're just dead
and they don't know how those work. They't know how to build them they don't know how
to do anything they just you have them then shard like really powerful armor like valyrian steel
basically like valyrian steel except for damascus steel in our world in damastic steel like that
except unlike that in game of thrones this guy has like chapters where it's
like so-and-so character is developing this developing this power well this other character
is like autistic as hell about this and wants to to meticulously document how strong his powers are
how long can you run on the wall how can you do this how can you do that and so like he gives like
firm limits to what the the character's power can do And I think that's kind of neat because it, in a way,
prevents him from escaping things past that in the future.
He keeps it vulnerable.
I like how powerful they are.
So one problem I had with Game of Thrones
is you had a lot of questions about what was even real.
Like, oh, this person's a magician,
yet they go three years without proving
they actually can do
magic the only there are a couple that actually do magic but like when a guy actually came back
from the dead you're like well shit one religion that actually is real right but that guy really
died that guy really came back this is one of the few pieces of like i don't know fantasy that
actually happened in this prior to that it was just a bunch
of sword fighting bullshit yeah yep i do like when it's used sparingly though like i feel like you
can get a little get a little worn out on it if they're just constantly like harry potter after a
while you're just like well there's a spell for everything like can't we just mad like whenever
they're in an actual tough situation it's like why don't we just magic our way out of this? Isn't there always like –
That's why games are so great.
What about those port – why don't we always have a port key in our pocket that we just touch whenever we're in trouble that sucks us to another part of the world, right?
I would say – maybe Taylor is probably absorbing it.
Everything I listen to, I'm multitasking.
I'm always flying or on my motorcycle or whatever.
But it's like they're as powerful as Harryry potter nearly but there's far fewer of
them harry potter lived in a universe where every fucking person was harry potter yeah it's like 10
percent of people were fucking magicians this less than one percent there's like 10 000 people
two shar bearers you know that's one of the things that can be kind of weird in some of the uh
the the superhero shows it's like how many superheroes are there? It seems like one in a thousand people
is a fucking superhero.
And on a planet of eight billion,
that's a lot of fucking people.
What's that, eight million?
Yeah, here it's like they're reaching an echelon of power.
Yeah, it's eight million.
That'd be eight million.
They're reaching an echelon of power in this
where it's like, first of all,
it's not like one in a thousand.
It's like one, it's like four on like in their world like that's it gotcha and it's clearly like the the
gods they're trying to figure out i still don't know all the lore because they're exploring it
but like it's very very barely handed out what they can do and the way they get their power
it's not like like imagine if every time batman well, Batman's a bad example because he's a billionaire.
But imagine Spider-Man.
He's a student.
But every time he wanted to use his power, he had to pull energy from $20,000 worth of cash.
He had to pull energy out.
So the way like currency works in this world, it's called Stormlight.
And there are little orbs.
And there are different ones like Emerald, Ruby, Diamond. stores like a video game it stores it's very cool and it stores
light in there and so the stormlight is what these heroes can draw power from because their currency
is the only thing they really have that can hold that stormlight and so like they'll you know like
if you have this power you pretty much have to be a wealthy guy or have access to all these
orbs that you can suck it from.
Because otherwise it's like,
cause there are times where it's like,
you know,
this guy is like trying to use his powers and he's like,
and you know,
I'm a poor motherfucker there.
That was it.
There was nothing left to pull.
I had exhausted all my spheres.
Like I just had to rely on,
on fighting at that point.
Like I was,
I was super powerful in the beginning of the battle,
but because I'm not a rich ass, you high prince or whatever i i can't continue the spheres
recharge in the rain they do so it's kind of interesting it's like the guy's got eight spheres
and in the rain both he recharges and his spheres do and that you know powers him up again so i
don't know they tried to well i almost moved to seattle right away huh
well yeah these are high storms so it's like the way they execute people the way they execute
people is they just tie you to a post when a high storm comes and then their judgment is that if
you're still alive then you didn't do it but everyone dies when they're tied up outside of
the high storm because it's more like there's a storm of hurricanes and everybody else is like underground or in special buildings.
And this happens in a lot going on.
Yeah, there's a lot going on.
It's a great, great book series.
I'm really enjoying.
I'm looking forward to reading the rest of book three or four, whatever.
You might get me hooked.
You might get me hooked.
You're not audio booking right now, right?
Like it.
No, I am.
I'm still listening to a lot of game theory stuff and a lot of – it's poker related stuff.
It's a lot of –
When do you – do you just listen to it at home?
When I'm driving, when I'm – all the time really.
I wear this – I just unplug this headset and like go throughout my day with it on and plug it into my phone and I've got Audible.
And I kept A audible for so long.
I've got like an infinite number of free books by infinite. I mean, 12.
But that seems infinite, right? Like, like, like 12, 12 hours.
I'm on this audio book series and you'll be like, is it seven or three?
It's no, no, you're right. It's three three finished books but each book is two parts physically
so it's for me so i'm almost done book two by your measure yeah you're almost done book two it's
it's a lot of fucking pages like i'm i'm halfway through the series and i'm i bet i'm 2 000 pages
into this shit i was like a 47 hour book oh wait the next one's 50 the next one's 54 those numbers
aren't exactly right but they're about
right getting longer and i'm like i just signed up for 150 hours of listening that's like a job
yeah it really is but like well that sounds like quite the commitment um it's a great book just
just buy the physical books and then you can read them way, way faster. Yeah. Yeah. I prefer audio books. Most of the time I've got like,
I retain a lot more if I read it. I do too. Um,
I've got paper books that obviously that I got, you know, when I was in prison,
I kind of made myself a little bit of a library. Um, but, uh, and I, I,
I do like to sit down and just read a book. Uh, I, I can, I can,
I can read fairly quickly. Um, but, uh, but yeah, I don't book. I can read fairly quickly.
But yeah, I don't know.
When I'm listening, obviously, I can multitask.
And look, I'm not paying attention when I drive.
It's not good.
What am I, 17?
Woody's flying around.
One thing that stuck out to me about what Woody was saying is like, you know, I listen to it when I fly
or when I drive my tractor in the neighborhood.
It's just like you're operating heavy machinery and aircraft while listening. flyer when I drive my tractor in the neighborhood.
You're operating heavy machinery and aircraft while listening.
Of course. Yeah, so you're not going to retain
all of it. It's funny. And also
he's flying an aircraft
mildly distracted.
Who cares about retaining the book,
Taylor? He's flying an aircraft.
My priorities were out of line there.
I was like, he's not going to remember the story.
He won't know about the fucking hurricanes.
He's not going to know about the high storms and what Sudeus did.
I'm enjoying the book.
So I think I'm at what might be the climax of book two.
And I literally have a pull right now where I'm like,
I wish I was listening to that book right now.
I kind of want to know what's next.
You got to do it.
Have you ever been to the pool up yet?
Oh, I miss under.
I heard pull up and thought the cast out.
I heard pull and thought of pool.
We're on the same level.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, yes, the answer is yes.
April 25th, the pool was like clean enough and we swam in it once so far.
There's been a string of like 70 degree days and rain and stuff.
So we haven't really been swimming except for the one time.
We had crazy storms today.
I don't think I did.
No.
South Atlanta had like crazy storms today.
You guys are out of gas.
Nine times out of 10 our weather is the same.
I'm out of gas in my car too.
Like I'm like on E.
So I'm hoping I can get some gasoline later this evening.
I
passed two gas stations that had gas,
but there were lines into the street.
I was like, nah.
I passed two gas stations that didn't have
gas.
Wow.
I'm in a pretty decent sized city.
I'm sure one of them will have gas. I'll go late at night
or something. That's what I was thinking too
I was like after I take the trash out tonight
maybe I'll go cruise look for
I'll look for gas
and listen to the audio book
there you go spend a long time looking for gas
a little night driving distracted I like it
hey have a few beers before you go out
it'll loosen you up
no Kyle I can't hurt my pinky.
Maybe you could do a little snooker while you
ride right there on the steering wheel while you
go. I could scout the gas station by
paramotor. Maybe one of those Chinese finger traps, too.
Really make it hard on yourself.
This is the worst idea.
Yeah, yeah.
What is it?
The 11th?
I gotta make it to the 21st without hurting myself that I got that you got it mmm
What do you do here?
That's a long time for me
so
Yeah, I I will see we'll see
We'll call it right there that bald guy was not in the office. Oh
Well, I'm wrong wrong. He played Creed
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