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PKN 364.
How you guys doing?
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
Had a good week.
Doing well.
This episode is entirely dedicated to the memory of Trevor Moore,
possibly the funniest member of Why Does Kids You Know,
who died four days ago, very unexpectedly.
Kyle, you filled me.
41.
41.
That is he.
I was going to make a joke about how, like,
49-year-olds are due to die anyway, but 41, me. 41. 41. That is, yeah. I was going to make a joke about how, like, 49-year-olds are due to die anyway, but eh, 41, John.
41.
He was a spring chicken.
If any of you guys are unfamiliar with White as Kid, you know,
like, hop on YouTube, and the Lincoln sketch is really good.
A gallon of PCP is really good.
The Grapist is probably their best.
The Grapist might be the greatest thing I've ever seen, period.
And really, really funny shit.
Just I'm almost positive he died of a drug overdose because like the sort of like the phrasing around like how he died.
It's like, oh, it was an accident.
And the family asks for privacy during this hard time.
You know, that's that's kind of code for drug overdose.
And he he was just talking about cocaine the other day on Twitch.
So it's like...
He might have been a fan.
When I was 17 and I heard that someone over 40 died,
I legitimately thought they lived a long, full life.
They were overdue anyway.
I couldn't fathom even wanting to live past...
Why would you want to live past. What's work?
Why would you want to live past 40?
It's just the bullshit years.
I'm still there.
Five years to go.
You'll be a very fucking fit 40 year old.
Yeah.
40 year old Kyle still going to pull college tail.
I mean,
you know what we got,
you know,
where celebrities die.
And generally you're like, I don't fucking care.
Like, Trevor Moore dying of Why Does Kids You Know,
like, that was, like, probably my foray, like, into YouTube,
not, like, making stuff, but just watching it,
like, 2005, 2006, 2007, all the funniest shit at the time.
I remember being in high school, like, at a friend's house
at their, like, family computer being like,
oh, you got put on fucking Revolutionary War or Execution by White as Kitsch.
Oh, put on The Greatest.
Put on this.
And so when Trevor Moore died, I was like, oh, what?
But I like him.
You know, they were just about to start it up again.
And I think they had a deal with Comedy Central or something something like that that sucks because i feel like they've always
been underappreciated big time for yeah because like they they really got tremendously popular
in the sketch world they blew their load way too early like if they would have if all of them would
have been cumulatively 10 years younger they would have been one of the biggest things on youtube i
think they're better than key and peel.
And I really like key and peel.
I think that like,
if you had them on like a 30 minute slot,
like right next to key and peel or Chappelle,
like during that time period when comedy central was doing so well,
um,
those guys all would have been super wealthy from DVD sales.
And it was,
it's,
it's really edgy stuff.
So I don't know how much it would play like right now,
but like 10 years ago it would have
been perfect timing it's for sure it's it's some of the funniest shit i've ever seen just rolling
fucking laughing at stuff like the grapest and you know i like this they do that good one i was
good yeah that's what i was trying to think of the business sniper um and i like when they do
that thing where they play all the female characters just like an old Shakespearean style thing
like where, oh we need someone to be a woman, alright, you're going to be the woman
very unconvincingly
it's the same two that do the woman every time
and the fat one. Yeah, pretty much Felix. Why am I always cast as a girl?
But no, it's super sad.
Remember the one where the guy's at the doctor and he's like,
I don't know, I just can't close my mouth.
Every time I stop talking, he's just...
And the doctor's like, really?
I've never seen anything like that.
Yeah, I don't know.
Every time I stop talking, he's just...
And finally the doctor's like, all right, well, let me take a look and he like sticks his finger in the guy's mouth and he
immediately bites the doctor's finger off and he goes fucking my wife
it's like a such a cool build-up you're like does it end right there it's right there
like because it's a long wind-up with him like do it i don't know every time i
stop talking and the doctor's like i mean this is like the opposite of lockjaw and you seem to be
able to talk just fine it's oh it's got to be mental right well you would think so but my jaw
just hurts all the time and it's let me let me take a look and just immediately bites the finger
off stop fucking my wife so good the one where the fat one is like tied to a tree
and they have to execute him and he keeps interjecting where they're like you know each
of you has a gun you don't know who's gonna kill him and the fat they're like now on the count of
three take your shot and then the fat guy tied up it's like if you dare shut up shut up stop
trying to interrupt your own execution.
It's, it's just so fucking funny.
And it's sad that they died and you're a million percent,
right?
Like just underappreciated.
They never like hit the right timing,
but they had the skill and the talent to go way further than they ever made
it.
So,
and I didn't know they were doing Twitch shit.
Apparently the night he died,
they do like a Twitch podcast or a Twitch chat
with a couple of them,
and they do jokes and bits and whatnot.
And he apparently got off that call
at 10 p.m. his local time,
and it was, what?
That leaves two hours for him to die that day.
Or a few hours if it's early morning.
I think you're
right with the drug addict or not drug overdose yeah like if we'd known that we could have reached
out to him like maybe come on the show or something like that we could have like tweet
bombed him or or like rated his twitch we have done it like we did for um who's the guy that
eats glue shoe nice shoe nice remember we gaveoe Nice like $10 and some Elmer's
glue to come on the show?
Could we have sent him like a couple
eight balls and got him to come on
PKA?
I mean, we know about
Elmer better than anyone about sending
drugs in the mail.
It is a core competency of ours.
It turns out perfectly fine to send them.
It's only receiving them that they take issue with.
See, we're fine, Taylor.
Yeah.
It's very unfair.
Woody mails lots of people's trucks.
I do.
I do.
Actually, do you remember I went on that moto trip?
It was the same weekend as the hangout, and I was hanging out with that postal inspector dude.
Yeah.
He was giving me tips on sending things through the mail illegally.
Like they have an IT system that looks for suspicious behavior.
If you get a notification that your package is sent and then start checking it, checking it, checking it, like watching the tracking information, like maybe you do if you're excited about a package, that's a huge red flag.
What?
Yeah.
I do that for gym equipment and stuff yeah me too uh i guess outstanding
penmanship or something was a red flag don't know why but this he would know he
i guess it had to do with like um like a if the package needs to be handled manually and people have to intervene with it a lot, it's not in the IT systems to be auto-tracked in the same way that it is with good handwriting or a printed label.
He had a couple tips.
I can't remember them all, but I'm prepared to start my online drug business now.
All right.
Get after it, man.
Let me know how that goes.
Let me know when you start so I can make a few phone calls.
Two of us would get arrested for that.
What are the chances?
Oh, I see.
One so far.
I thought he was saying two of us wouldn't.
I put myself in the other category.
None of that.
None of that.
I had a paramotor fly in this weekend.
Dude, let me set the stage for a second.
So I haven't seen these people for two years because of COVID.
And in that time, I've lost, I don't know, almost 30 pounds.
I've added some muscle.
I'm a little better pilot than I used to be.
I've straightened my teeth.
Like, this is going to be a coming out party for me.
And I don't want to be arrogant.
I know my level of fame, right?
Which is to say, if I'm at AutoZone, I'm mostly not recognized.
Hardly ever.
But at a paramotor fly-in, this is where I'm famous.
This is my version of a shot show, like Kyle would be.
And everyone's coming up to me.
They're making jokes that I don't get.
Something I said in a video from four years ago and stuff.
They are like Woody's Gamer Tag historians. And they're like, oh, control the engagement. you know something i said in a video from four years ago and stuff like like they are they are
like woody's gamer tag historians and they're oh control the engagement am i right right so like
it what i'm saying is at this airport i'm a celebrity and i and i've glowed up and i'm ready
to do my thing i hate people who do like attention seeking behavior and such,
but I was like, just this time. There's a changing room next to the master closet
that I never use. It has like, I don't know, a seven foot mirror or something. I'm trying on
different shirts, looking for the most flattering ones, left them at home. I had some shitty shirts
I planned to sleep in, brought them had those uh and uh then i get i
don't know if it's pink eye or what but i've got one eye that's red and crying all weekend long
and then i went to change the oil in my motorcycle and it has two drain plugs and i'm kind of trying
to see like what that burnt my face burnt my face red eye just like dripping shit out of it
just like the worst i ruined it yeah what he said is a picture and he's got like a big burn like
above his eyebrow he just looks so miserable i was like and then like the day after like by monday it's gone like there was it was like scabbed and dark and then on monday i'm like
perfect yeah flying's over but there it is gone well i couldn't tell from the photo you had pink
eye and it doesn't look like you have maybe i'm looking at it too hard i can't get it's this eye
is the worst one i don't know it's awful to wash your hands after you poop then it's probably pink it's probably eating ass just saving oh i was making shit up it's like that
if i had pink i would i do this
i don't actually it could be allergies too because I have a runny nose, but I, whatever it is, it seems to have one.
You might have the Omega variant.
Probably pink eye though.
If it's one eye that turns pink, you know, this would be an in and out.
This would be an intro case.
It'd be lupus.
Yeah.
You've got lupus.
It actually was lupus.
But anyway, I had a great weekend, but it didn't go as expected.
Well, it's good and bad, I guess, at the same time.
I mean, it could have been worse.
You could have not been having some sort of like an adult man vacation flying your silly machine in the air amongst fans.
And I met a bunch of good friends, and we rented an Airbnb and had a fire.
Like hanging out by a campfire is my scene.
The opposite of my scene is a loud
bar, but where I
am in my happy place is a
lawn chair next to a fire.
I like that too. I even like
the way you smell the next day. People complain
about your clothes stinking and it's like,
yeah, but it's not like someone was smoking camels
and blowing it on me all night. It smells like
the wilderness. Ah, the Chiz vacation.
Jesus.
It took me a second to process that.
Yeah, I love that.
I think he's vaping now. I don't think he smokes the
camels anymore. And then I was
introduced to the smokeless fire pit.
Have you guys ever heard of this?
No, it seems like a real mess.
Smokeless fire pit?
I want the smoke.
Yeah.
Oh, smoke is fun.
Does it like see where you're coming from?
No.
So I gave you this link.
I hope Zach can open it for us.
I think what happens is that the combustion is so complete that it's not creating much smoke.
And that's what it looks like. It throws and that's what it looks like it's it throws off more
heat than it looks like it would so and then you can sit basically 360 degrees around it and no one
has to suffer from the smoke one of the nights somebody brought that and it was actually pretty
cool like there's not a bunch of tinders burning any poor soul. There's not smoke. It was a pretty good experience.
It looked cool.
Yeah.
So I liked it.
That's expensive.
I mean, just –
Yeah.
In my head, it's like – you know the egg grill or smoke grill?
Yeah, yeah.
It's in that category of like really expensive for what it is, like a tin can.
But it's like like, really good.
You want it.
You know what I'm going to do at my next house?
I'm going to get one of those little fire pits that's gas.
And it has, like, all the beads on top.
Like glass marbles type things.
Yeah, like they've got the glass marbles everywhere.
You see them at, like, I don't know, fancy-ish hotels.
Like whenever I go to, like, Vegas or L.A. or something like that,
there would always be some outdoor area with one of those things burning and it's like square everybody's
cozied up around that thing getting wasted so it's a good time yeah maybe i should do that like by
the pool or something i think i'd really like it or maybe i'd really like this thing oh it was also
efficient with the wood so i have a fire pit it's just a bunch of um you know the flat rocks the slates yeah
stacked in a circle cool yeah you can burn like a third of a cord in that thing like to get a
kick in fire all night long this thing the guy's throwing in like nine inch long little pre-cut
sticks and it's good for 30 50 minutes like and i'm sure because it's heating up the stainless
steel that that's radiating a lot of the heat very effectively.
I think you're right, although I didn't think of it that night.
But yeah, yeah.
Anyway, it was a really great bonfire.
It's called bonfire.
I don't know if you'd call it a bonfire.
But it was a really great little fire pit.
I enjoyed it.
It added to one of the nights.
I've seen a few bonfires in my life.
Yeah.
You're getting one of those fancy glass top ones that has like a propane
tank under it.
And it just kind of has that fancy looking fire through the glass.
I've looked at those online too,
because I need something for all my patio and I don't want just the regular
fire pit.
It's kind of annoying.
It's expensive to operate.
You think?
No,
no,
it's just propane.
So cheap.
Yeah.
And listen,
you know,
you're gonna be running it like very infrequently. It's just like, I've got that propane is so cheap yeah and listen you know you're gonna be running it like
very infrequently it's just like i've got that propane heat propane heater outside like they've
got the hotels that has that you know big like rice patty hat of metal that like radiates heat
down on you um uh that thing lasts on a tank of propane forever um so i i would think it would
do something similar my dad had built one of those
redneck style over at his shop. He just
got all the pieces
together and just made one. Just drilled
holes in a pipe so it would have burners
and just made one for the winter
time outside. Does it look good?
You know.
No.
It's not meant... Dad is more
into things that are functional. He's a utilitarian kind of guy. Yeah, he's more into things that are functional uh he's a utilitarian kind of guy
yeah he's very into things that are functional um he doesn't fuck around like like i went i went
there a month or two ago and his shop is not that big i'm gonna guess it's like a thousand square
feet like nothing crazy and it's split into two rooms he has an industrial air conditioner outside that
he that's i can't remember the how he got it it was something like it was it was it been repossessed
or he got it at an auction because it didn't sell off a truck it fell off it looks like it's it's
five times bigger than the one that cools my entire home like it's enormous and and he can he can
refrigerate his fucking shop now i bet he can make that shop like you can you can store milk in there
if you need it it's absurd that is a fantastic description though that tells you what you need
to know i pulled up and i was hot he was like he was like are you hot i was like yeah are you hot? I was like, yeah, it's hot out, huh? He's like, come on in here.
And I was like, oh, burn.
You know, there's a middle ground here, Dad.
You can make it 60 degrees instead of 42.
Like, the thing's running on 240 or 220 or something like that.
It's just gigantic.
It's huge.
It's a giant square.
It looks like this sort of thing.
It's industrial sized.
It's fucking great, though.
I'm sure he has a bigger area, but I love these mini splits. I have like
three of them. Guest house, my office, and the
gym now.
I've probably talked about it too many times, but any
temperature you want, you can have it
in these rooms. You name it.
Name a temperature.
This is what he does when guests come over.
Guests come over. Name a temperature.
I don't know, 87?
That's what it's going to be.
87.
Welcome to my terrarium, mother truckers.
106.
Yeah.
I guess I can.
Air conditioning is such a precious, precious thing.
I've said it before, but I would rather have AC than hot water because like you can you can.
We've all taken a cold shower when like a hot water heater was out before.
It's very bracing.
But like, you know, you get in there and you get clean.
You become very efficient with your showering technique.
You're like, I'll get my head wet first.
Get the shampoo in.
Now you're committed.
You got to get that out.
There's no way.
Like I get all lather first, get the shampoo in. Now you're committed. You've got to get that out. There's no way you're going to do that.
I get all lathered up and I'm just like,
I'm just washing as fast as I can. I just hate when it's freezing and it hits you
and you just involuntarily
like,
breathing goes away.
It's awful.
It happened to a friend of mine when he fell in the bay once.
He couldn't breathe. It was a real panic.
I hyperventilate. I think because of your swimming stuff,
like,
like it's the same.
It doesn't happen to you.
But I was doing this ice baths for a while.
And I'll say this.
I'm not as big of a bitch as Joe Rogan is.
Cause I saw,
I've,
I've seen them memeing the hell out of him and that ice bath with his extra
long nipples.
And I know plenty of girls who, memeing the hell out of him in that ice bath with his extra long nipples.
His nipples are so long.
They're outrageous.
I know plenty of girls whose nipples are not nearly as long as Joe Rogan's.
They are longer than the average girl's nipples.
Zach, can we get a shot here?
Yeah, find Joe Rogan in an ice bath.
It's memed to fucking back, so you'll find it quickly.
But I would do ice baths, and I would go to the local gas station and buy those big like bags of ice you can get they're like extra long
and uh they're cheap and i'd get like at least three of them i think maybe four and i think
they're 15 pounds each so i'd put about 40 40 50 pounds of ice in my bathtub uh and i'd run
complete cold water and then i'd get in that bitch for a minimum of
10 minutes like i read that like 10 minutes minimum is like maximum effect but i was like
we're going beyond maximum and i just be in there just like
but but like when i first get in i'm hyperventilating as i'm lowering myself in in there and just just just doing everything i can to mentally control the breathing is it possible
to masculinely will yourself all the way to death right and eventually hypothermia sets in like i'm
no bitch i've done it but i've gotten out before and my core temperature had dropped significantly
to the point where like i just had to go bundle up and get in bed.
And just it took a long time before touching my skin.
And it wasn't like cold, cold.
Like my feet would be numb for like 20 minutes or something like that.
Like I would get frigid in there.
I may do one of those one time on Twitch or something like that.
Like maybe in October, like Dirty is big into baths.
So like we made sure the house, like it's a big deal for him like when we were getting the the rental house he was like
he's got a bathtub right i'm like dude you could bathe in the fucking kitchen sink you little fuck
yeah it's got a big bath i was like you really want a jacuzzi tub you'll drown bitch
but he's we made sure it's got a nice tub and uh and maybe we'll do an ice bath in there see
how hardcore everybody is
but uh but i can take it pretty well but i do hyperventilate and i don't complain
they're so uncomfortable it's such it's like a feeling of dread having to get in one it's
really good for muscle soreness though if you've had like a tough leg day or like if you're i know
a bunch of the the listeners are getting into fitness right now like if you're just blowing yourself out on day one, because I know that's what everybody does.
They go in there and hit it hard as fuck.
And then the next day, you've got so much lactic acid, you can't breathe.
Try an ice bath.
Do what I just described.
Stay in there for seven minutes.
Just seven minutes.
Fully submerged.
50 pounds of ice in your bathtub.
Fucking record it if you're super hardcore.
I'd like to see
not if you got long nipples though and uh and tell me that the next day you're not holy shit
when i flex my quads it doesn't hurt anymore my nipples are bigger my nipples grew four inches
is it lactic acid that makes you sore i thought it was micro muscle tears uh the micro muscles
the lactic acid is responding to the micro muscle
tears is what i understood um okay i could be wrong about that whatever it is my understanding
of the way the reason that ice baths work is your um your body thinks it's dying so it starts
pulling all the blood out of your muscles to your core and so it does this like flush and filter to your all of the blood and the liquids
in your in your extremities. So your legs, your arms, all that stuff, all the blood gets pulled
out of them, and then filtered and then new, nice blood gets pushed back in there. And it's not a
simple just anti inflammatory type thing. I'm sure that's's part of it but i read about it a lot because you
know i i whenever i'm gonna do something i haven't read about it at all but i'm stuck to my opinions
kyle understood i mean i'm sure there's a lot of anti-inflammatory stuff that's going on by like
lowering your core temperature two or three degrees it's fucking frigid uh i don't do them
anymore i haven't done them in a long time i do hot baths with like oatmeal and did you do them during your transformation or when did it was very
at the very beginning of it i did yeah okay i did maybe 10 of them and after a while it was
honestly a hassle to go get more ice like and you stopped getting as sore as you did at the
beginning i stopped getting sore at at there was a point where like i don't get sore anymore
like if i go super
hard i'll get sore for like a little bit the next day but like oh i hit my triceps okay i can feel
that yeah yeah yeah like especially if i change my grip angle or something like i was talking about
with the with the cables or something like that you get a different you get i can get it in my
pecs still like even though i've been i've been pretty consistent for a while now i can still get my pecs to be sore but i get tired it's what i'll get like even you're going to the show today i was
worn out i had an effective push day yeah it's like dude everything push about me doesn't want
to push anymore yeah it's a good feeling too though where it's like it's like you've earned
it i was doing like yeah that was not a waste of time in there i was gonna say
i was gonna say i'm gonna stream tomorrow on twitch again uh i think we're gonna kick things
off at 5 p.m eastern time uh for those of you don't know how to use time zones google is your
friend um figure it out um i think taylor mentioned that he might want to come on board whether he
does or not uh and i talked to harley he said he was down uh i don't
know if he'll be free tomorrow but i'm gonna text him later see if harley wants to play with us
i'll probably like do some just chatting for a little while like 30 minutes or so and uh
if i can figure out the tech not be too too much of a dumb dumb uh probably gonna stream a little
vermin tide i've been playing a lot of vermin tide lately and it has that like twitch connectability
so you guys can like vote to really fuck me over in game,
which I'm sure people will love.
Right.
I don't mind at all.
Cause I'm just a fucking gangster at Vermintide.
And you aren't going to get Vermintide.
It's true.
I'll embarrass myself now that I've said that,
but yeah,
I got my,
I got my partnership over there.
So now I can get subscribers and I didn't have donations turned on for that
first stream.
I didn't want to deal with it,
but I'll turn donations on if anybody's interested in in paying for my for a felon to to
buy some drugs in the fall that's what that's what we're gonna be doing that money boys it's
it's going all into drugs you're funding my you've been playing vermentide lately in aviation if you
used to be good at something but now you're rusty you're not current are you current in vermentide
current fucking fucking razor's edge over here.
We've been kicking ass.
I spent this week kind of brushing up because I intended to stream it a little bit.
And I'm as good as I've ever been right now, I think.
I forgot the controls, but I'll remember.
Kyle's good at the game.
He's actually good.
I'm not one of the best in the world or anything.
I beat Cataclysm.
For anybody who's initiated, I can beat Cataclysm
if I've got a good team.
Half the time.
Mostly we run Legend and get all the books.
Or Legendary or whatever it is.
Lately we've been doing the Chaos Wastes expansion.
And that's fairly fucking hard.
Especially when we're playing with only two people
or three people.
But yeah, it should be fun. It's entertaining.
Gonna cut some rats to ribbons,
and I think it'll be a lot of fun.
And I think I'm going to stream pretty regularly,
at least two or three times a week.
We'll see how it goes.
I had a lot of fun on that first stream.
Are we going to talk about Mario Cuomo?
Oh, fuck.
Mario.
Well, his name's not Mario, but I know who he is.
Andrew, my mistake. Andrew Cuomo, cuomo my mistake yeah and i messed it up
i made it more italian but uh everyone's saying fuck this dude the democrats don't know what a
gem they had right you had donald trump over there who's like this mafia boss personality
doing things whatever this motherfucker's out there killing grannies and grabbing fannies
and and they can't respect
what they have. They finally have a real
life gangster on the Democratic side. They all team
up and make him quit. Bullshit.
Bullshit. Is he quitting?
He resigned today.
He announced his resignation today. It's effective
in two weeks.
He's out?
I don't know what's normal.
I heard that and I was like, I don't know what's normal. I heard that and I was like, oh.
You think in two weeks he'll be like, no thanks.
What did Nixon do?
You remember that.
Were you like 30 when Nixon resigned?
Yes, 30, 35.
I don't know if he was immediate or not.
I'm sure he got his ducks in a row on that pardon first.
Probably.
It is funny how politicians can just...
Is there any other job?
I'll go when I want to.
I quit a month from now, you fucking dumbasses.
Stop.
And then a month later they can be like,
no.
Don't worry, for the next 30 days I'm going to do my job very poorly.
That never happens.
They don't not quit after they resign that I can recall.
But yeah, anyway, so I don't know what to make of this.
On one hand, they're like 11 credible witness who says that,
who say that he did this inappropriate stuff.
And then I hear the inappropriate stuff.
And it's always like the lowest bullshit.
Like an example I heard today is he said that it was a,
I think it was a female bodyguard and she's getting married.
And he says,
Oh,
after you get married,
your sex drive will go down.
I'm sure he phrased it differently.
It's like,
Oh my God,
who hasn't heard that joke,
right?
That like blow jobs dry up after marriage or,
you know,
sex dries up after like that'll be the end of the good times. He made that joke right that like blowjobs dry up after marriage or you know sex dries up
after like that'll be the end of the good times he made that joke and now he has to like resign
for it it is inappropriate your boss shouldn't be saying that he's the governor there are extra
like consequences to breaking norm you know these guidelines it's one thing for a co-worker to say it's another for the boss but jesus on like the scale of transgressions joking that someone's going to stop fucking
after marriage is lightweight bullshit accused of anything physical or just like
bad someone said he grabbed a titty although i haven't seen that on the news um i'm not sure if the report is completely released but you know it
definitely wasn't like rape level shit i don't know what to make of it i don't know i don't know
either i have not followed that at all i thought he was gonna like run for president or something
he was not anymore or maybe like a year ago from ish maybe uh he was looking really good he was
like the governor that wasn't afraid to face the realities of covet or something and now it looks
like bullshit there's the whole nursing home thing which he handled poorly and uh there's the you
know a little bit of sexual assault who amongst us hasn't but uh let's see and let me look at this uh zach has linked the
sexual assault allegations this is a long wikipedia article
no there's like celebrities with his whole article is less than this
he forcibly kissed her that's pretty bad. He asked someone to play strip poker.
He shot a shot.
He touched her chest with his fingers.
Grabbed her buttock.
Kissed her in front of
a family member.
Or both buttocks.
It says buttock.
I usually go for just one buttock.
It's hard to grab a buttock.
He was at a wedding reception where he put
both hands on her face cheeks
and asked if he could kiss her.
I just went,
no!
Cuomo kissed Vidal
in a very aggressive manner.
Here's one where he called a lady's
sweetheart and kissed her hand
after she stood up from her
desk all right come on that's just that sounds like that sounds like prince some prince charming
shit here's one where he hugged someone in an inappropriate embrace uh well here's one where
he reached under a blouse and fondled her although he he denies this allegation. That's one that there's no witnesses.
An invasion
of someone's personal space,
although there was no physical
contact.
He put his arm around someone's
back and his hand on her waist
while posing for a picture at a holiday
party. Some of this is weak shit,
man.
Yeah.
A lot of it is the kissing the hand.
That doesn't,
that's kind of,
he took my hand and entered my personal space as he looked into my eyes
and announced,
hello,
I'm Andrew Cuomo.
This is right.
Introduced himself.
What's the Brittany Camiso.
On April 7th, an unnamed executive assistant to Cuomo alleged that she had been summoned to the governor's mansion in November 2020 to help Cuomo with the problem with his iPhone.
After reaching him, Cuomo allegedly rose from his desk and began groping her.
After the aide told him his behavior would get him in trouble, Cuomo shut the door and said, I don't care.
He returned and groped one of her breasts under the bra by reaching under her blouse
then she left following the gloping gloping the grope that was the one with the no witnesses
so i like yeah yeah that is off the case for a lot of these sex things yeah there's exactly this
i'm gonna do a good if i'm gonna grape somebody i'm gonna do it when there's no
you're gonna tie them to the radiator and grape them grape them and grape them for years or Exactly. If I'm going to grape somebody, I'm going to do it when there's no one.
You're going to tie them to the radiator and grape them. Grape them and grape them for years or decades.
I'm going to grape your mother
and your father
and your whole family.
An unnamed state entity
employee says he grabbed her buttocks
while posing for photographs.
Well, it sounds like... Inappropriate comments during a nasal swab test i don't know
it just what did he say i'm gonna rape you i usually don't like it i usually don't like it
this deep uh zach says does anyone feel like the dems are to blame with this they try to cancel
everyone well both sides try to cancel i imagine that you can do that bit forever.
I just imagine doing the nasal swab.
She's like,
all right,
it's going to go in really deep.
That's what she said.
Ah,
if you do that again,
I'm going to rape you.
That's his comment.
You penetrate me.
I'll penetrate you.
That's a good line by Zach.
I like it.
Can I go next?
But,
but maybe if they just stripped
off all the like he kissed my hand and said hello i'm andrew cuomo like and just left it to the good
ones yeah it would have more weight for me most of it literally sounds like what you would see
like prince charming do in like a disney cartoon he grabbed he kissed my hand and called me darling. What the fuck?
That's beyond the pale, Kyle.
Fucking you, bitch. I wish you
kissed my hand and called me darling.
I have never...
I mean, maybe. The guy's wealthy, right?
Powerful?
That's true.
He's probably got some pull with the feds.
He used to be handsome. There's some good genetic material there.
I'd suck Cuomo's dick if he could get me a sponge. Let's go.
His brother's got those CNN connections.
Yeah?
Yeah.
So that's another thing.
His brother's getting hazed for not talking about it.
And I feel like this is almost disingenuous from the news on the right.
So here's the deal.
Chris Cuomo and Andrew Cuomo used to be like a fucking entertainment show during Andrew Cuomo's height.
There was a time when everyone felt like he was handling the COVID thing
properly.
And those two would go on and joke about which one mom loved more and how
great he was doing and how wonderful his leadership was.
And they had a nasal swab that was extra big.
I don't know,
making fun of his Italian nose,
whatever.
But they have like prop comedy at this point.
And they felt like appropriately felt like Chris Cuomo wasn't holding his brother's feet to the fire at all on any of his handling of COVID.
So then later, Chris is like, you know what?
I am biased with regards to my brother.
So the rest of the network will cover him.
But I am just going gonna not cover him he's
in hot water right now i acknowledge that uh so if you need to know learn about my brother you can
learn about it from anyone else on this network and they did cnn fucking led with andrew cuomo
stories like again they're giving it a ton of airtime but everyone is like chris's silence
on this is an example of his left-wing cover-up.
I disagree.
So it was just him that was covering it up?
He wasn't covering it up.
He literally had that statement where he's like, hey, look, it's my brother.
I believe everything he says, and I love the man.
I'm not going to be able to be impartial on this one.
If I were a judge, I would recuse myself.
I'm a broadcaster. I'm going to rec be able to be impartial on this one. If I were a judge, I would recuse myself. I'm a broadcaster.
I'm going to recuse myself from having this.
But that doesn't mean that I can't report the news
because there's a lot of news in the world that isn't my brother's.
Thank God this is the one thing I'm biased on.
Now he took a week vacation.
That's a good point.
It happens to be his birthday.
He's like, I'm taking off my birth week.
Are we?
Obviously, he's doing week.
That's a chick move.
And birth month is my birth month.
You're leaving me on my birth month.
But he's like, he's taking off the whole week during his brother's resignation in the hottest part of the hot water.
But like I'll say, he went out and said, like, look, I'm biased on biased on this i'm unable to be impartial i'm not going to be covering my brother and i hear
that and i'm like what do you want from him i'm good i'm good with it look i don't like either
of them very much i will say this like he cut he handled the covid thing super well other than
killing all those old women and i really enjoyed it there was a time where he was like pulling a real juliani who likes old women anyway um i mean grabbing fannies and killing grannies is fucking baller
even though we have left on the left is hunter biden is cool if those old ladies even those
old ladies families don't love them because they're i mean they got them in those homes
they're not looking after them they're not even even checking. Even if their family did love him, they wouldn't know because they weren't allowed to see him.
Well, bitch, spend your last few days alive in absolute fear.
Deal with it.
I don't care.
They're New Yorkers as well.
Liberal fuckers.
They're New Yorkers as well.
What did he do?
I'm sorry, Kyle.
I felt like he was almost pulling a Giuliani there for a minute.
He was looking strong to be a good presidential candidate for the future during COVID he would like like CNN would
like show like his he'd be sitting behind a big desk and like like a committee type desk where
he'd like have like I don't know the secretary of health from New York would be there and
sanitation guy would be like like he'd have all the five families with him and he's an Asian guy
and he would be answering questions very matter-of-factly.
They'd be like, well, what do you think about?
And then, you know, the fifth ward, they've got this issue where, you know,
that section A isn't communicating with section B,
and that means that section C is not getting their funding.
He's like, oh, really?
Bob, do you know about this?
He was almost like Putin.
You ever see Putin, like, do one of those deals where they're like,
did you know that so-and-so is doing this with his factories and he's
not paying his workers? Really?
Nikolai, do you know about
this? No, I know nothing of
this. Well, you better find out, Nikolai.
Go get on it.
Go get on it right now.
Nikolai knows he has to get on it.
But as he leaves, he's like,
was that for the cameras or should I really get on it?
I don't even know anymore.
I mean, think of all of these silly things we could avoid if we just went back to Kings.
Wouldn't you prefer that?
Find whoever George Washington's closest lineage is now and just make that guy king.
Oh, you haven't seen him on Reddit?
He looks a lot like him. They dressed him up in the wig and everything. Really? He looks pretty close. Are you serious? Yeah. lineages now and just make that guy king oh but you haven't seen him on reddit he looks he looks
a lot like him they dressed him up like in the wig and everything really it's pretty close are
you serious yeah okay get that guy on the line i made all that no i mean i totally bought it
i absolutely bought that hook line and sinker oh yeah i was about to start googling uh
i think it's good he got the wooden teeth it's like the more power you give a great leader,
the better that leader can do.
Yeah.
The trouble is hoping that, like,
that guy's kids are great leaders and grandkids.
He's got a strong bloodline, you know?
That's all.
I mean, you can see tremendous leaders,
like Saddam Hussein,
and then his kids weren't good leaders, though.
Uday and Hussein. And then his kids weren't good leaders, though. Uday and Qusay.
Right off the bat, I question the good leadership evaluation.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He tried.
He didn't keep them all together.
He kept, you know, like the Kurds and the Sunnis and the Shiites were all friends under Saddam Hussein.
There were no Taliban in Iraq when Saddam hussein was leading it wasn't
until we went in there hung him that everything got fucked up didn't he gas the kurds that is true
well uh no that was uh you're thinking of the syria thing which was i'm not no he's not like
they the kurds did an uprising with america's support between golf wars and and schwartzkopf we gave him a hard
time for putting down a civil war really he was a lincoln-like hero that we were we were literally
invading the country and they were like the americans are with us freedom and like and then you genuinely believe that they find the peace
they they end the hostilities or whatever and and they asked uh general schwartzkopf like thank you
hey uh kit yeah storming norman schwartzkopf no no i think taylor didn't follow your line of
thinking because i think you're right yeah yeah and so they asked him you know like hey uh this
is the iraqi like republican guard or whoever like hey, can we get our helicopters up in the air again?
We've got a little peacekeeping mission we need to handle down in the south.
And he was like, yeah, that'll be fine.
But stay out of the no-fly zone up here where I got my Tomcats.
I'm like, no problem.
We're not going up there.
We're heading down south.
We've got some issues to handle there.
And then they gassed the fuck out of those villages full of children.
You don't remember the pictures of the dead children in the streets?
Gassed?
The Kurds thought they had
Americans as their allies
and that we would help them win
their little uprising. And then
we kind of yanked the carpet out, let them
handle it on their own, which didn't go well.
Didn't go well. And we knew it wouldn't go well.
I mean, they stopped being useful.
They stopped being useful.
Gallant soldiers. That's what Kyle was saying when he was like, freedom! And you're like, you believe that? They stopped being useful. They stopped being useful.
That's what Kyle was saying when he was like,
freedom, and you're like, you believe that?
No, no, we lied to the Kurds.
We told them we had their backs.
I saw a motorcycle clip today.
I'm going to try to share.
Oh, no.
Let me see if I can.
Oh, yeah, we rarely try this.
Let's see how it works.
Oh, yes. Let's see what you can make
sure that like okay we're about to learn kyle's porn preference okay so we're gonna try to do
this all very gay a finger up the butt isn't gay. But that homo fantasy bus stop arrestation, that is gay.
I think if I put it over here, then I can have both these open.
Come on, slide over.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Slide on over.
My windows are being weird, but I'm getting there.
Every night, both slid over.
Did it work? Oh, I think zach has to accept it okay look at that nicely done kyle which one are you oh does that have audio on oh i predict he stands up gracefully let's see
uh did you hear audio from it no It says you didn't click audio.
Watch this.
Uh-oh.
Oh, my God.
Look at this camera work.
Whoa!
It gets better.
It gets better.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
This camera work is incredible. Watch the shadows.
Watch the shadows.
Oh, my gosh. My man didn't. Watch the shadows. Watch the shadows. Oh, my gosh.
My man didn't even tap the brakes.
What a horrifying thing.
That's legitimately like you when you almost died from that fucking car door.
That's what somebody said when I posted in the Discord.
They were like, that was closer than the door that went by Kyle.
And at first I was like, I don't know.
And then I looked at the shadows and I'm like, it's like this three inches at most,
like,
like you can't hear it,
but like that clip starts off with Sylvester Stallone.
He's like,
you got,
you just got to keep going and you can't stop.
Cause that's how waiting is done.
And then gangsters paradise starts playing.
That dude is fucking leaned all the way over.
And you can see his hands don't touch the brakes
he's not slowing down a bit he's just this is our speed as just as this fucking race bike
goes right past him and then here comes another one oh it was so sick just like the refrigerator
door i can't tell if he's completely badass unflappable or if it happened too quickly for
him to react.
I reacted. When I turn around to the camera,
that's as fast as I can react.
Or if he was
mic'd up in his helmet and it was just like
as he's taking the turn.
He's singing along to games.
That was incredible, Mario. You didn't even flinch.
Yeah, I'm going to need an erase suit, though.
I shit this one out.
I shit this one out. I shit this one out.
That is horrifying.
That guy was, what, six inches from death.
If that.
If that.
Maybe not death, though, because those guys are wearing.
You saw the one guy skid past, right?
He's fine.
Is he okay?
He's fine.
He's fine.
Yeah.
Of course, it's the sudden stop that gets you and a lot of
times it's actually a slow stop you hear like crash at 100 miles an hour man you can crash
at 200 if you stop slowly yeah i thought he was gonna slam into that wall pretty hard they sing
i need a hero i like it yeah that was a clip oh like he's laid over so far on that motorcycle i
love seeing how how far they got their weight shifted and how grippy those goddamn tires are that's i would like his elbows dragging almost
they do drag their elbows they drag elbows and knees i've never done that although i'm told if
you like do a track day people drag their knees on the first day sure i've i've never done it but
maybe i could i think i think you could because i think i could right if i was all set up
yeah and if you got a pro there going like no no you got it just keep leaning right trust me i've
seen this 100 times i know your bike i know your weight i know i know the tires you got but i know
the weather conditions keep leaning it's gonna stick i do it like when we were doing that class
and like i was he was like keep going if it's not dragging the peg then you're not doing it i'm like if it falls i'm gonna cuss this old man out but here we go
you know just do it i i've done not anything like a motorcycle training but um i've done the
paragliding stuff where you like go over the lake and destroy you know like make your wings start
crashing there's a weird psychological thing going on where you've outsourced your
sense of responsibility. Like, all right, Woody, I want to take both breaks, pull them all the way
down against everything you've ever heard. Okay. But we both know if this goes wrong, it's your
fault. You put that so well, I've done that many times outsourcing your sense of responsibility
for your own safety. And I fully commit to that.
Like when I'm doing a thing, like when we've shot videos and stuff, if I'll be like,
are we too close? No, we're good. All right. Like, that's all I need to hear.
But if I die, you're going to look dumb.
You know, that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, he knows I'm on his property. And if he looked
at that waiver I signed, I signed it. Carlos Halfcock.
So he's in big trouble.
Carlos Halfcock.
That's the Vietnam War sniper.
Yeah.
I read that book.
It's a really good book.
Yeah.
That was the only book recommendation my farmer grandpa ever gave to me in my entire life.
Sniper.
He got really into reading book.
This is like probably 10 10 15 years ago now he was just reading every single book he could about snipers throughout
american history and that was his favorite one and it was really really interesting i don't want
to dox him he's 76 77 right around there cool yeah cool yeah carlos halfcock had the record
for a very long time for the longest confirmed kill by a sniper.
It's kind of funky how he did it, though.
He used a Browning M2 machine gun, you know, the big bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
And he was just tup.
Nope, nope.
Tup.
Nope, nope.
Tup, tup.
Like sniping some guy.
I don't remember how far away it was.
Call it 1,500 meters or something.
1,800 maybe.
I don't know. I don't like that far away it was. Call it 1,500 meters or something. 1,800 maybe. I don't know.
I don't like that having the sniper record.
Like, I could get the sniper record if you stood still and I just got all the tries I wanted.
I think, yeah, sure, sure.
But, you know, a Canadian has it now.
I'm almost positive.
And it's something stupid.
Though that's probably not even a real record then.
I mean, he shot an Afghani.
I'm almost positive
i was just saying i mean i i refuse to acknowledge it's similar to the space race i only acknowledge
the american attempts and successes
3 500 meters how far did he shoot him from canada someone convert Someone convert 3,540 meters for me.
Oh, and not into yards.
Now multiply it by three, Jackass.
He's going to convert it to centimeters next.
Give it to me in clicks.
How many clicks away was it?
How many.8 clicks?
Fathoms.
How many hectares did he fire across um like i'll do it myself okay 11,613 literally two miles he literally shot over two miles away uh under two miles 5,280 is so that's
2,560 10,500 you're probably right then i thought it was 5,800 how many So that's 2,560. 10,560. You're probably right then. I thought it was 5,800.
How many seconds would it take? How fast is that bullet
going? Like that kind of bullet he was shooting.
So when it starts out, he probably started
at 338 Lapua, I'm guessing. Like Magnum.
I would guess that was the caliber he used.
It's starting out at like
low 3,000
feet per second. I'm doing the thing.
Feet per second.
You want it in miles per hour? No, no. I'm doing the thing with the feet per second. You want it in miles per hour?
No, no. I'm just curious.
I was on the previous topic of how far it is.
Let me just tell everyone. 2.1,
well, 2.2 miles.
So let's see. I am curious.
I'm just going to control Lapua
because I'm guessing that's what he did.
It was like three seconds to kill
that guy then.
Oh, wow. He used something i'm not even familiar with
oh no it's a 50 bmg okay he's a mcmillan tac 50 with an amax 50 bmg round uh okay cool as
fuck in iraq in the iraqi civil war in may 2 2017 3,000 3,871 yards um The number two is with the Barrett M82A1.
And the number three is the gun that I was thinking about,
the Accuracy International rifle with the.338 Lapua Magnum,
which is just sick as fuck.
United States is like sixth on the list, shockingly, somehow.
The Canadians are just taking it home.
McMillan Tac tack 50 is a cool
fucking gun anyway that's really impressive that's a two mile shot uh the bullet travel is probably
shit
fuck five seconds i don't know it's long that's how many feet per second though isn't it like
see it's decelerating as it goes it's
probably i'm i'm guessing off the top of my head three let's call it three thousand to three
thousand four hundred feet per second somewhere in there but then it's decelerating as it goes
when it hits maybe only going 2100 feet per second or something like that i'm just making
these numbers up but it's definitely decelerating after two miles of travel that's the speed of light for you to observe
yeah like that's an outrageous shot i've never done like we shoot a thousand yards like like
that's that's the farthest i've ever shot is like about a thousand yards and it's it's a fucking
long way yeah i've never think he was even confident he was gonna hit it or was just
he like taking a pot shot there's a youtube video about that tells the whole story of it but i've never watched uh i've seen it like come up
in my feed before he could have been super chill right like did he get an officer of some sort or
was it just like all right i got a guy he started training today he'd been training those goats to
kill amer, those were
killer Afghani goats.
It was a child soldier, which
really just, it's a smaller target. Makes it
even more impressive. That's right.
That's right. I hit that
dangerous nine-year-old, that terrorist.
The way he exploded,
he must have had some explosives on him. I don't even know.
Just turned into a pink mist that is yeah that's a that's a wild shot two miles good god speaking of wild things uh everyone remembers four loco i'm sure i i know woody didn't have one before the uh
um the formula change or after the formula change because you're not i had
one at the vermont ski thing mixed with some sort of alcohol oh okay i don't know if that was uh
before after they got rid of the caffeine 2017 or so okay so after yeah i think these were legit
i think we put a five hour energy in a four loco i think we call it a five loco anyway please tell your story that's
interesting i didn't know that but uh yeah it used to be that you could drink four loco which
is like there's as much booze in the can of four loco as there isn't an entire bottle of like
reasonably strong wine it's like 14 and there were like four cups of coffee in it and
after like 17 year olds started having heart attacks they got rid of the caffeine and it just
became regular alcohol and now mountain dew is making their foray into the alcoholic beverage
uh market with what they're calling hard mountain dew and it's going to have the caffeine of Mountain Dew and 9% or 10% alcohol.
So it's going to be like old 4Loco light.
Can I just speak as a representative
for all the Kyles in the world?
The delegation of Kyles is excited.
Long have we waited for this moment to come.
It's perfect.
We're going to be outside Quickie Marks 7-Elevens
on opening day. We're hitting
it hard at midnight, and we're not stopping
until every wall in our mother's house
has a hole in it.
For too long,
we
Kyle's have been bullied.
Told you we don't
need six cups of coffee and a bottle
of wine for $ for 2.99
frankly that's really gay for non-giles to think they can uh that is great our local is great it's
like a ton of caffeine a ton of alcohol in a bottle designed like an arizona iced tea to appeal
to teenagers yeah oh i i remember like drinking it as like early early 20s like probably 20 or 19 whatever
and like my only experience with like tall boys up to that point in time was like oh a big tall
boy of bud light or like budweiser heavy or something like that so that's like four or five
percent alcohol i remember getting like halfway through my first four Loko and just feeling like something's wrong. Like I'm drunk and my heart is beating unbelievably quickly right now.
It's good that they kind of shut that.
Actually, no.
I'm an American, a pure American.
I was about to say, I believe in freedom.
Yeah, I believe in freedom also.
Put more caffeine in it.
Fuck it.
I wish it had more caffeine.
I think Monster needs to come out with their own alcohol.
I love that all these seltzer brands,
these hard seltzers are kind of taking over the youth market
and taking it away from beer.
I don't know.
I think it's going to lead to a lot of great, great internet videos.
I have a new subreddit.
It might be the subreddit of the year.
What is it called?
It's called Thunder Thoughts.
Thunder Thoughts. you have no attention these are women doing hand-to-hand combat with each other in the streets and you can't show most
of the clips on there because there's big flappy titties getting whipped out everywhere there's
there's vaginas dangling there's i'm the rookie top all time. Yeah, top all time.
I watched this white bitch throw this other chick in an arm bar,
break her arm, and then transition to a rear naked choke
like she was at fucking Abu Dhabi or something like that
and choke her unconscious in a goddamn grass field.
And everybody's just like, what the fuck just happened?
I thought this was a girl fight.
This chick was like a fucking black belt she her stand-up was terrible but once she got to the ground she just destroyed this other
girl the girl literally screamed my arm and you hear it pop oh shit i'm watching this first top
all time and it seems pretty gorgeous fucking match turn up the volume i am oh it's loud slapping
oh my god it seems like someone edited that in they're so consistent
At the end the girl is like
Doing one of those deals
Because her jaw is fucked
That is it
Yeah I wonder what led up to that
Oh this
The disrespect these women are both fat
So there's gonna be
There's gonna be some power behind these slaps
They're spitting on each other.
It's the same thing, but with saliva.
Oh, she has a loogie.
Oh, another spit.
Oh, you spit on me. I spit on you.
Who are you going with? Are you going with tied up hair
or long hair? I'm going to go with tied up hair. I got blue shirt.
I'm betting on blue shirt.
Blue shirt's got an ethnic look to her.
Oh, man.
I'm loving the cameraman come on blue shirt oh she was not prepared for the takedown oh my god oh she's bloody you are leaking pink shirt
Oh, my God.
Oh, she's bloody.
You are leaking pink shirt.
Let's go, blue shirt.
What?
Is blue shirt like a gas station employee?
What's going on?
I don't know.
Okay, this is a good subreddit.
I like this.
I'd be surprised if she's a employee.
Oh, I think I know the third one already.
We probably shouldn't watch videos without showing them. But out there listeners, Thunder
Thoughts. You're welcome. You're welcome. Your whole
night is filled. You just got an hour of
entertainment from us. Now you got like six hours
of entertainment from Thunder Thoughts. Go get
yourself a hard Mountain Dew.
All right?
Hop on Thunder Thoughts and then
once you're fired up, hit the streets. Get crazy.
I was going to watch three episodes of Walking
Dead with Colin, but maybe I can get him interested
in Thunder Thoughts instead.
You can bet on who's going to win.
Get out the trail mix.
Now, Kyle, watch this dumb bitch and how she
doesn't get full guard.
Yeah, I saw
some crazy shit on there.
The black chicks always seem to get naked
i don't know what it's like they're they never dress appropriately for a fight and so there's
always just titties hanging out everywhere just big long tubular flappy titties like like like
like a flat tire just just just swinging around and so far what I do appreciate here is that it seems like there's an honor
system about weight classes. I haven't seen a skinny
bitch and a big bitch get in a huge fight yet. It's been skinny, skinny, fat
fat, skinny, skinny, fat fat.
There's some hot chicks on there fighting too.
The third one, these chicks are pretty fit yeah and the third one like the dog is so concerned he's whichever one the owner is
that dog is very concerned i've seen that with the dog i can't remember what the dog's name is
but he's like get out of that kujo come on no kujo no and the dog's like oh they just fell on the dog
oh come on get the puppy out of there so this in the third one the
brown one's boobs come out both and she's completely unconcerned she goes back in for
more fighting while the boobs are still out i mean if my dick were hanging out i feel like
fixing it would be a priority but it would you want your clothes and you want your penis put
away when you're fighting actually that might be a good deterrent.
I mean, in the movie Bronson with Tom Hardy, he very effectively used the penis out tactic to make people uncomfortable fighting him.
So the other thing that I've discovered is this guy on TikTok called 2chihuahuas89.
This guy is fucking awesome.
You're having quite the week. I'm putting my hours for the show okay while you're working he's working his day job which is finding reddits of women fighting
what is this kyle do we have audio i hope okay uh i don't it's got music attached you know it's
tiktok music so like you don't need it.
But check it out.
He's on his bike.
His dog is strapped to him.
I like it.
He's got another one over his shoulder.
That's why he's too chihuahua.
He puts the visor down.
You know, Kyle, how you said we need a a thing you were thinking about being maybe zippo
guy you should be dog on a bike guy holy shit this dude is fast this this is gonna be my twitch
stream just this oh my god tiktok's goldm. Look at him peeling away.
Look at him move.
Wow. He just juked a car.
He just juked a car.
He slowed down, made the cop think he was going one way, and then he took off again.
The guy who's recording is going,
I'm fast as fuck, boy. I'm fast as fuck.
Okay.
He is fast
as fuck. Good shit. All right. Well, i've enjoyed it another wondrous pkn uh come watch us
stream on twitch tomorrow night we'll have a good time and uh looking forward to pka this week and
maybe stream some more this week i've been having fun on twitch uh it's fps kyle google it it'll be
easier to find uh twitch fps kyle for some reason it wasn't show up in search results right away i
think it might be now
now that we have a pretty big stream.
Go check out more Plates More Dates video
that he did have me call. FPS Russia mutates
in 11 months.
Very flattering title.
Good name.
PKN 365.