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PKN 372.
So, William Wallace, how is your freedom?
Oh man, we've been having a great time.
Just a great time.
Landed a couple days ago
and got to our place here
and just been smoking a lot of marijuana.
It's been a good time.
Who's the chair?
ZT and Scum
and Chocolate Thunder
and Fish right now.
It's a good group.
It's a good group.
It's a good group of fellas.
So it's just been, has anybody been trying to push you into activities and you've had to be like, I don't know if you thought I was joking when we were leading up to this, but no, I'm going to get high all day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They've attempted it to
no avail.
Dumbasses. They thought you were being facetious.
For one thing,
I have just no tolerance
whatsoever. So just a little bit
not only is really strong, but it
lasts for a really long time.
I'll be high for four hours or something.
Stupid.
So if I smoke the wrong thing,
then I end up just passing out and going to sleep for four hours in the middle of the day anyway.
Waste of money.
Has that happened a couple times?
Yeah, yeah.
I slept in today.
I slept in today.
I was like, hey, go-karts?
And I was like, you know what? I'm going to sleep right up until PKN.
That's what I'm going to do.
You guys should go ride some go-karts, though.
I want to see you rent motorcycles.
I know.
I know.
I like it.
But also, Scum is there.
And he is the wheelie master I wish I was.
So I just want it to happen.
That's all.
It's not going to happen.
Oh, OK.
Well, you know what?
You set clear boundaries, Kyle.
I have to live with that.
Yeah.
You just throw some cold water on that.
I talked about the possibility of it,
but then when we got down to the nitty gritty of it,
it was like, where was I going to put my helmet?
And I have two bags,
and they're both packed to the brim with all of my stuff.
They're really honest.
I mean, I did bring my sous vide,
but other than that, there weren't really any luxury items that I packed along for the trip i really couldn't fit the helmet unless i wore it onto the plane or something i can't imagine
they're gonna fuss about that i told my coven protection dude some nerdy paramotor pilot tried
to wear his helmet on the plane and it looks like a skateboard helmet with
earmuffs which is why he wanted to wear it he's like this thing's got music playing and hearing
protection and it's light and it's perfect for the airplane i'm like except that you look like
a terrorist so yeah that's why'd you buy the turban model you could have just gotten a regular
dorky terrorist um so oh yeah they don't rent
helmets with the bikes i don't know why i just thought they'd have that oh there we found one
place that did but at the same time they also they rented you too much stuff so you had to get a truck
and a trailer when you got the bike as well because it was for uh it was for off-roading so
like there was no way to like ride the bike to where you do the off-roading so you'd get the
truck trailer and bike and gear all together um i'm i'm in no state to ride the bike to where you do the off-roading, so you'd get the truck, trailer, and bike, and gear all together.
I'm in no state to be riding a motorcycle right now, for one thing.
But yeah, we considered it, but then not everybody rides,
so we'd have to leave somebody behind, and it'd be a whole thing.
And also, yeah, I left all my gear at home,
because there wasn't going to be room to pack all that shit together.
Yeah, not to drag the topic on.
Off-roading, probably not.
Everyone sucks their first day.
It's like going surfing on one day.
You'll struggle to do anything.
Oh, that wasn't my idea.
Okay, I just throw it out there.
You don't even do it.
Don't plan to, no.
So have, I'm sure, is it weird weird because i'm assuming you have the lowest tolerance of
anyone there and that's probably not a position you've ever been in with wheat and so for once
you're the one where it's probably fish sitting there like oh man just try one more of these just
half of one just half of one and you're just getting too i are you even able to do edibles
right now you're probably getting no ripped on just just vapes that you don't even need it.
Oh, wait, no.
You have to build your tolerance in the next two days.
That's not going to happen.
I'm just going to be a zombie on PKA is what's going to happen.
And I'm going to put my sunglasses on and I'm going to sit here and I'm just going to nod when you guys say things.
Maybe not take it the first few minutes.
Help us out a little bit for half a show.
Can you give us the first two
hours so it's not just a
nap? If you get that
high, I'm going to get the vape
in protest.
No, please don't. We do that
in protest. I just go eat way too many
Delta 8 gummies. You get the vape
and it's just episode 500, whatever.
We just nap.
But if you guys like really thought about like black holes,
none of us know.
What I'll probably do is I'll take it about two hours into the show.
That way you get two hours of like this version of me,
which is still a little altered,
but can form sentences.
And then like,
it starts kicking in like two hours into the show.
And so,
I don't know.
I would take it two hours into the show,
but it would start kicking in like an hour later.
And then like right at the end of the show,
I would be the least,
the least here version of me that there was going to be.
Have you done any
sous vide cooking yet?
No, dude, no.
Have you done any
Uber Eats or Postmates yet?
We made some tater tots last night.
That's the extent of the
cooking so far.
I had a lovely charcuterie
board on the flight over,
so that was cool.
The flight was flexing on poor Taylor.
Wow.
Yeah.
We landed in Denver, and I was excited.
I was high when I landed because I smoked Delta 8.
So I smoked Delta 8, which is legal in Georgia, but illegal in Colorado.
So before I got on the plane, I just got real good and high.
illegal in Colorado. So before I got on the plane, I just got real good and high.
And when I landed,
they couldn't get the bridge to attach to the plane.
Oh no. For almost an hour.
For almost an hour we sat there and they had already taken the luggage out.
So now it's kind of weird moving the plane because the weight distribution is all wrong and they're like their tail
heavy he said
and so what they need to do is
leave this terminal and go to a new one
that has a better like
bridge attachy thing whatever that
they told everyone to walk to the front
attention
sir
come to first class
we are going to need everybody to jump on three
we sat there for 45 minutes and you ever see like a professional struggling with their
area of expertise yeah and you want to be like hey do this but you're like but i'm not an airline
pilot am i turns out i'm not a cardi. Maybe I'll let him make the incision.
But I was sitting there like,
why don't we just pull forward a little?
An hour after we've been sitting there,
he goes, we're going to try a little maneuver here.
He pulled forward two feet and hooked up.
I swear to God this happened.
He pulled forward two feet and hooked us up
and we all got off the plane.
That sucks.
So just an hour of your time wasted. Was was responsible for you not being pulled far enough.
Was it the pilot?
It was probably the guy on the ground with the flashlights.
I don't know.
But like my the guy sitting next to me, his wife was actually in the terminal.
So she was taking pictures so you could see the outside like viewpoint and sending them to him.
And they're like two guys on top of the plane.
The pilot's like looking out of out of the plane. The pilot's looking out
of the window.
He's got the windows open.
They're just yelling at each other. I don't know what the
fuck happened, but when I finally
got on the ground, I was so happy that
that was just over, that I was just off
that plane because it didn't seem like we were going to get
off. It seemed like they were just going to turn around
and take us back to Atlanta.
We're trying to maneuver. We're going to us back to Atlanta. We're trying to maneuver.
We're going to go back to Atlanta.
Turns out being tail heavy
makes launching easy.
It turns out we have someone
who illegally brought
not the product, but they were high on
Delta 8 right now. We're flying.
We're going to parachute them off at an Alabama
penitentiary.
You weren't high when you landed, were you?
No, they were still going. you landed, were you? Yeah.
Like the good times were over.
No, they were still going.
Oh, yeah.
I was still high.
Yeah, I was still high when I landed.
Yeah, for sure.
Just no tolerance whatsoever.
And everything lasts longer, too.
So that's been interesting.
What movies?
Oh, go ahead.
We went to the most depressing place I've ever been to.
So there's this.
What were you doing in Conway?
I'm being an ass. um so there's this there what were you doing in conway there are uh there are very few places in like denver that you can smoke that aren't like your
like private place like your hotel room or your uh some hotel rooms allow it but you know your
whatever you're renting your house that sort of thing um but one of them it was it's called like
um it's that place where you and i talked about taylor but um oh the little cafe place little cafe yeah why didn't you tell me that it was like something
out of a horror movie in there i mean it's a little seedy but i don't remember i don't remember
it being that bad dude we're led into this place where she's like we have coffee, and water. They're free. Would you
like a bag of Funyuns?
It's like, not only
Funyuns. What's their profit model?
They don't have one because something
about the zoning or the property rights
there, they don't technically
own the place. They're renting it.
And because they're renting it, they can't sell
food, which doesn't make any sense to me.
That's bizarre. Did you pay for anything?
The weed.
We paid for weed.
I thought that was a different place, the way you described it previously.
They're like...
Right next to each other.
They're attached.
They're attached to the hip, like same entrance and everything.
You just kind of turn left, and it's the same staff.
And that's the racket, that you buy weed from their terrible dispensary and then you smoke
it and they're incredibly terrible cafe you got we would have this back room with a big table that
had cigarette burns all over it a tv that didn't work and an old couch in the corner and uh and
and we just sat there and like one of the block one of the walls was nothing but like painted
concrete blocks like like like high school and the other was uh like this really dingy board that was like warping into the room and i was like we gotta get
the fuck out of here we're doing more than just weed in here if we were watching a movie and
people were hanging out here we'd be like why'd be like, why are they still there? Why are they still there?
Why haven't they left?
Don't they know the one-legged patron behind the bar who's saying cryptic messages at the meeting?
Don't they smell the bodies?
Don't they smell the bodies?
These two places had the same owner, right?
Oh, 100%.
I'm sure.
Yeah.
All right.
There's more than one of these places.
This is a common thing.
Not really. I don't remember a
seedy backroom then again i didn't get anything from there i was oh you didn't go into the city
like we just went over there briefly and then we're high and then went out to a restaurant so
we didn't really spend any time there yeah we hung out there for a little bit waiting on people to
land do you have any plans to cook? Yeah.
Whenever we can get the great minds that have
assembled here in Colorado together
to decide on one meal,
I'll do that. I'm making some sort of breakfast
casserole for everyone in the morning with
sausage and egg and cheese
and hash browns. That thing that Woody's
wife made for me one time that was really
fucking good. When I stayed over, she made this breakfast casserole and i went home i went home and told
i was like in north carolina they have a breakfast dish called breakfast casserole
it's incredible it's all your normal breakfast ingredients but layered
i'm glad that you liked it it literally is, it was so good I'll pass that on So as
Obviously at least one person has been getting
A little too uppity with wanting to do things
And not just chill
Who was it? Give us the name
Was it Fish? I bet it was Scum
Scum just looks like an active person
I think it might have been ZT
I think it might have been ZT
Yeah
I think so I don't ZT. I think it might have been ZT. Yeah, I think so.
I don't plan on doing very much of anything.
I do want to do the go-kart riding.
That's going to be about it.
That's going to be about it.
That's enough for one week.
Because the thing is, two weeks.
Is it the same crew?
No,
it's some,
some leave and then some filter in like,
like a few,
a few get replaced if you don't because this,
this weed is like so,
so strong and I have no tolerance whatsoever.
Like the smallest amounts are like crippling amounts of,
of,
of weed.
Like,
like,
like,
like,
like,
like I don't need to be doing anything right
now um that that requires any sort of responsibility or or uh or know-how um i made fish those tater
tots last night and i was so careful getting them out of the oven i was like i was like hang on let's
think about this a minute we're yeah yeah we're gonna want the potholders i wasn't sure
it's 450 degrees
wait do you have a thin napkin
soak it in water first that'll keep it cold if you get your hands wet
you can quickly pull it out so it was just a those who don't know that
right what now just a frozen bag of like
yeah I put them in a
fucking metal pan and baked it for 20
minutes yeah yeah that was cooking but no
I'm going to do that breakfast casserole
in the morning mornings are a good time to get
to me because I'm
I'm not high yet
what are you
I don't know how to ask it are you doing
edibles are you smoking flour what do you i don't know how to ask it are you doing edibles are you smoking
flour what do you smoke out of i'm curious about um i've been smoking um a uh disposable vape a lot
um that's like 90 fucking percent um thc so like one hit of it is just so, so strong. So I probably have a bitch vape.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I didn't realize that vapes were more like taking dabs now,
or at least some of them are.
And so I've got like a one gram vape.
You've changed your opinion on vapes, perhaps,
because you were kind of anti-vape a month or two ago.
Yeah.
This vape is incredibly, incredibly strong.
Like one or two ago. Yeah, this vape is incredibly strong. One or two hits
of it is... Sometimes
I'll get high and I'll forget what I'm doing
and I'll just sort of be puffing like I've got my
nicotine vape and it's like, oh no!
Oh no!
Someone else is going to have to handle the
tater tots tonight. I'm literally like...
I'm in my
recliner chair, leaned all
the way back with my hands like this and I'm not trembling, but I'm vibrating my recliner chair, leaned all the way back with my hands like this,
and I'm not trembling, but I'm vibrating on the inside.
And nobody else can fathom how high I am,
so I'm just not even bothering to tell them,
because what are they going to do with that information?
Are you getting to that point where when you tell your hand to move,
it's behind your mental impulse?
The input lag? Yeah and your input lag like yeah the input
lag that's when i can tell like oh i'm i'm way too fucking high yeah yeah um i've gotten way
too high like several times already uh just from smoking because like they'll smoke joints and they
get these fancy caviar joints that are like marijuana mixed with concentrated marijuana rolled into a really big joint.
We'll pass that thing around.
Sounds potent.
It's the best weed you can imagine rolled in the best concentrate you imagine
with the best crystals on earth.
Wrapped in a pot leaf.
They managed to make
the wrapping out of mushrooms
it'll leach into your skin
i mean yeah and like like two or three hits of that and and i'm just way way too high
um so yeah just just just a little bit of anything and i'm and i'm way too high so it's been really
easy to get there what's the entertainment been like like what was like number one on your docket of i'm stoned to shit let's put this on you know i really
didn't care once i was stoned so we watched a bunch of stuff so far uh a lot of trailer park
boys um because a few of them had never seen the trailer park boys that's surprising we watched
mandy um because only one of us uh had seen mand besides me. That was a fucking...
That's a real wild ride when you're high.
Did everyone enjoy it?
Oh, yeah.
There was a standing ovation.
A stinking ovation.
The movie ended, and then everyone clapped.
It was...
I'm sure they did.
Just a very slow clap.
I think everyone's impression more,
more so,
uh,
was that like,
it was really intense and that was odd.
Uh,
I think that was the,
the,
the general,
uh,
thought process on the movie.
So,
uh,
I don't think anybody hated it,
but,
um,
but I,
I liked it as much as the first time I saw it.
I thought it was super intense.
I think I watched it a second time because I thought I missed something.
And like, legit, my feelings were a little hurt
because I thought you were playing a prank on me.
Oh.
I remember we talked about it on the show
and you were like, you guys fucking pranked me.
And it's like, but we liked it.
I genuinely love Mandy as a film.
I think it's one of the better movies that was made that year.
It's a really interesting visual experience.
I dig it a lot.
So yeah, we watched that.
A few comedies, like some stoner comedy, some Seth Rogen shit.
I'm trying to think what else.
Oh, we watched the many saints
of newark you know the uh the sopranos prequel movie yeah oh good man please don't spoil but
i'm interested in your thoughts i mean i think we turned it off about three quarters the way through
that rough oh you hated it and you you're not inclined to we all hated it i think um no spoilers here but
they don't spend enough time with james gandolfini's son who is the one actually playing
tony they're kind of it's the many saints of newark so we're kind of bouncing around and like
we're learning way too much about like dickie moltes Dickie Moltisanti is the star of the show.
Can you help me remember which one he is? Well, it was Christopher's
father who's dead in this Sopranos
series. He was sort of Tony's mentor.
There's a super
violent torture scene,
which almost felt like... I don't know.
The Sopranos never had anything quite like that.
It was a little rough.
And then... Every time that they spend any time with James Gandolfini's son, though,
you could tell that he spent a lot of time getting a lot of the mannerisms
and the looks and the way Tony laughs and stuff really down.
Because it's almost like if you look and his eyes are the same.
So if you look into his eyes, you can really tell,
man, that could be Tonyony soprano that's that's
really well done mannerisms are the same just genetically a lot too like i see him in my kid
i saw like it i don't do it so much anymore maybe i'm old and inflexible but i used to sleep in this
weird way like this and my kids would do it at like three years old and it's like there's no way
that i think that's learned behavior i think they just do that tony's got this laugh where he's sort of like looking up
and to the left and like like like smiling he's kind of like like chuckling and uh but i don't
know both of them have that exact same laugh but uh but there wasn't enough of him there was way
too much of the other people and it was slow and boring um. But then we were rather high.
But I just know that, like, we didn't make it all the way through.
It was nobody wanted to continue.
It was done.
Let's disagree.
Zach said that.
Is the son's name?
What's the son's name?
Michael Gandolfini?
Probably.
He came out and said that he never wants to play any other character other
than tony soprano that is an unwise career decision that is a terrible idea this absolute
bomb of a film is the only thing i'd like to do if i were robert downey jr that's what i would be
you know the only character i ever want to play is iron man i think i'm just gonna do
just gonna do this forever that's the opposite opposite. He could get away with it. I know, exactly.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. I didn't know
that you were saying. Yeah, but for Gandolfini's
son, maybe that's not the...
But if Ben Affleck came out, he's like,
I just want to keep Gigi going.
Or whatever that fucking film was.
You know, I just want to keep
playing criminals from
Southie.
Because that's a lot of what
he does.
Are you from South Boston?
That's a fucking
I've been answering that question ever since
Turbo Hunty came out.
There's a lot more than just that little area
in Boston.
People would kick my ass if I said that.
I'm from the suburbs.
Yeah, it's like someone saying they're from New York.
It's like, do you live at Times Square?
Right.
Yeah, right above the M&M store.
Well, that sucks that it's a terrible film.
I want to watch it anyway.
Yeah, I could be wrong.
I could be wrong because
I was not sober.
But yeah, it's been a good time so far.
The TV here is pretty cool, so we've been enjoying that.
We played some Smash Brothers earlier, which was fun to watch.
It's okay.
It's not, like, glorious.
Oh, my God, it's a ski lodge.
No, definitely not.
But it's got enough room for everybody. And I like my bed.
I like my room. It's off
in the corner. It's cold
and dark.
Right up your alley. So you were playing
Super Smash.
You said you watched it? You didn't
play? Yeah, I've never played that game
before in my life. It's so much fun.
And ZT's really good.
And Fish is really bad,
and Thunder is okay,
so he 2v1s them.
Who are they playing?
Who is ZT playing as?
He was playing as whoever they wanted.
He would bring it.
He was really just shitting on them 1v2.
Oh, so they'd be like,
play as Mr. Game and Watch,
like the garbage character.
Maybe he's not bad.
He was a different character just about every game. I't know um i'd never really i've never played before
so i just watch it's a really fun party game it's it's a little too complicated now you have to turn
off items because if you leave all the items on it's just they added some item like four games
ago where it's like it's a smash ball and it floats around and looks like a rainbow and you
hit it and if you're the one who pops it floats around and looks like a rainbow and you hit it
and if you're the one who pops it you immediately can like hit a button on your controller
and you just have an unstoppable move like the guy who plays snake it's a racing game with no no
super smash is uh where you're you can play like but like all the people from mario all the people
from like the the japanese and you fight on the platform fight on the platform yeah i've played that yeah it's a very fun game i like it i played in a party environment and there was
one or two people who knew how to play and it's like ping pong yeah yeah i don't know what happened
but there was this one guy who won a lot and we just didn't like him winning and so we started
rooting for the other guy to knock him off his perch.
Yeah.
Well, that's what you naturally do.
And then that guy gets to double down and be like, I got to show how actually good I am at this worthless game.
It's fun.
But like the solid snake from the snake games, like his special mood.
First of all, that guy is the most fun dude to play because everyone else like mario's like ah he'll throw like a
fireball six feet at you and snake is like he can shoot an auto aim rocket that you just then decide
and so if someone's on the other side of the map and they're like trying to float around you can
literally like and just seek them out and his ultimate move is he gets an eight in an ac-130 and is now outside the map and he can
everybody's trying to desperately get away as he's got you know 15 seconds to go like
and if you get hit you die it's you see you have to get rid of those it's not fair
you need a kill streak to earn it or anything no you just have to like that one little orb will
show up and start floating around and now the new name of the game is like, I don't give a fuck.
I'm not going to try and hit you.
We got to go for the orb because that's the truth.
You should try it, Kyle.
You'll have a fun time playing.
Just make it so you're on CT's team.
They've been playing some kind of a game on their laptops, too, that's purple, that apparently is popular.
I have no idea what they're doing.
It's one of those top-down games where you're some sort of a fucking
magical hero and they're shooting
shit all over the screen.
I'm way too high. I'm way too high for that.
Is it a Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle based game or are you not going to know?
I wouldn't know. I think it's a new
thing. I think it's an indie thing.
But yeah, we've been
doing very little of
any note.
Talking to me, you've been there for days and days, just getting hot.
Oh, did you go like, I'm sure when you first got there, you like went to Walmart and were like,
all right, I need 60 Dr. Pepper Zeros and like just loaded up on treats and snacks.
I started out with 36 dr pepper zeros
but somebody's been getting into my dr pepper zeros when i'm not looking so i had to get some
more bastard had you 36 more 36 more yeah you gotta keep you write like numbers on each of
them and drink them in order so you'll know yeah i'm not uh yeah and then well the easy
way to defeat that plan is just to drink the next one
in order but when you've got four guys like four guys with postmates like not coordinating so like
one morning three dozen donuts just showed up that is a lot of you're set for quite some time
like everybody wanted donuts and like like just hey i got donuts don't worry about it i got donuts too you got you guys got donuts too
it's like oh my god so so there's three dozen like fancy donuts upstairs but um i've mostly
been ordering uh ordering in and and doing that i think i'm gonna cook uh uh burgers one night
because i've got a bunch of the supplies for that and then uh i think steaks one night too
because i did haul that sous vide all the way here i went through security and they must have been on fuck it let's go mode
because they didn't open anything they didn't look at they're like they're not even looking
at the scanner they don't care everything's just going through um my Atlanta yeah my bag
my bag was just packed with like a huge bundle of syringes and vials of liquids.
And I was so ready to be like, yeah, yeah, this is my prescription.
This is this, that, and the other.
And they were just like, keep it moving!
Keep it moving!
What would you do?
How would you explain that it's...
Do you have the paper?
How do you do that?
Yeah, my testosterone has like my the prescription
written on it and so that's really all you need oh i've got proof that i have injectable medication
that's prescribed that's really all you need okay but they didn't even give a shit no they didn't
give a shit at all and and i had so much nonsense in that bag like i didn't pull the electronics out
i pulled the laptop out and that was it they were just waving everybody through i i went through security high as fuck just just so high so when
did the rest of the people is cheese coming cheese is going right um he's got a medical thing in the
family uh so probably not uh he may or may not be able to come for a day or two next week. Come for a day or two? Isn't it like a five-day train ride or something?
The stage coaches
are coming out early this time of year.
He can get here in a fortnight.
Well, Chiz got caught up trying to ford the river.
Chiz has come down with a nasty case
of dysentery.
I was going to say that too.
He was struck by a rattlesnake and had to
leave his daughter behind.
He doesn't fly yet, does he?
I have no idea.
I don't know what his plans are.
It's hard to visit for a day or two when you don't
use airplanes.
I'm aware of that.
But
I forget what I was saying.
I was asking about Chiz coming. We were talking about the place.
We got distracted on travel.
No, it's gone now.
Oh, security.
Yeah, security was fine.
I didn't have any issues there.
I'm just really glad to be here.
The weather's really nice here.
It's beautiful outside.
Whenever I look out the window.
I'm looking forward to being here
for a few more
days we're just getting started really you're gonna stay in that building for the next two
for the first two weeks does that sound right yeah i'm coming back after two weeks for sure
oh because you had previously talked about expanding another way to stay there yeah yeah
yeah i i considered staying out longer but now that i'm'm here, I'm two weeks is going to be plenty of this.
Yeah.
Two weeks is plenty of this.
And also like having tried that Delta eight before I left Georgia,
that's just really strong.
Like it's, it's just, it's, I don't know why people call it weed light.
Like, like those people have a problem.
They should, they should, they should seek out some,
some assistance because good God, I took a hit of that Delta 8 concentrate vape.
And it was much stronger than any of the weed that I've smoked.
Really?
It was so goddamn strong.
Wait.
Pause on that.
Stronger than the weed you smoked in Colorado?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is it possible you're not qualified to measure right now?
I think I am. I think I am.
I think I am.
I don't know.
I took one hit of that thing, and I was just pants on head high.
And then I smoked a good bit out here.
And I get that high.
Don't get me wrong.
But with more weed than just one hit.
You're a shell of who you used to be.
You used to be an Olympic-level pot consumer. You were
world-class. And now,
I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but
you've faded since then. I have.
And I'd hardly respect your opinion on
Delta-8, to be honest with you. It's amateur
time over here. You don't even seem to
have a drug problem.
I mean, my friend smoked it too.
And he was like, oh, yeah, it's really fucking strong.
I think they just are.
I went to the vape shop that I normally get, like nicotine vapes.
And I was like, you got Delta 8, right?
She's like, right here next to the nicotine stuff.
I was like, oh, my God.
I don't need a you're here all
this time i knew it was there but i was i didn't want to look like i'd go in there and like avert
my eyes like i wouldn't look over there at the the over-the-counter stuff that's essentially
just as good as weed that that uh that everyone here can smoke um is there anything a consumer
needs to know when buying delta a do you say you say, I want Delta-8 concentrate?
Give me the 90%.
I don't know.
I would go online and do some research about the different vape companies because it's not FDA approved.
So you want to find a company that's a well-known company, I think, so you're not smoking anything weird.
But I just got a vape pen.
And they came in half grams and full grams and I got a half gram and it was really, really fucking strong.
But I don't know anything about it.
Not well enough to tell anybody about it.
Other than my anecdotal experience the other night was that was really, really fucking
strong.
I use the edibles for Delta eight more often than i use the vapes i just get like
these little things and these are like 25 milligrams delta 8 per gummy and if i take
like two of those like i did earlier in the episode like in about 45 minutes or so like
i'm gonna i'm good for the rest of the night i thought they were gonna be capsules and i'm like
the night i thought they were going to be capsules and i'm like fuck no if it's not a gummy or something gtfo a little gummy can you hold it closer i just a little crystallized gummy i don't
know how i feel about the non-bear shape that you but i can tell that like uh all of the the vapes
i've tried they seem about the same strength with the exception of
one brand and but the edibles there are this is one of them this and one other brand are noticeably
stronger than like the the store like stock brand they try and push on you at least the place i go
to but yeah i'm glad you like it kyle because i i don't like as long as this is legal and easy to
get here i really don't need regular weed.
This is doing the same thing for me.
If anything, it's like it's more, it's a little more mellow.
Like, it seems like it tops out before regular weed does.
Yeah, because I don't want to get like, like Kyle put in the chat the other night.
I don't want to get scary high.
I want to get high to where man, I'm feeling mellow.
I'm feeling relaxed.
Weaker than you once were.
That's true.
I'm so disappointed.
I would declare myself the hardcore one.
I was getting pretty scared
from that Delta 8 the other night.
It's really strong.
Like I said,
I took three or four hits before i got on like
the uh the the shuttle that takes you to the airport um i didn't i and wow like i mean i was
high when i landed i was high when i landed in denver i was still i need a new champion let's
get myth on the show i mean like being high at the airport is like you feel way higher, like no matter where you are, like if you're not where you usually are and you get high, they because they'll say stuff like, you know, you take like a hit of a blunt or something in your own backyard.
That's different than the feeling you're going to get hitting a blunt at somebody's house you've never been to.
It really is.
It's a different environment and it's going to hit you harder at somewhere you're not familiar for some reason like the airport like it's totally legal totally fine but you're like i feel like i'm doing
something wrong i feel like i'm not allowed to do really what it was is like i i was thinking like
i hope there aren't any complications because i can go through the movements i know like i've
been to the airport before, mind you.
I know how to get my boarding pass or scan everything. I know how to
check my luggage. I know where my
security is. But if any complications
come up,
you need to come back through here,
do the loop-de-loop, scan your
L badge.
Now we're in trouble.
What?
What?
Does anybody have a handler?
Me?
She was like,
I need to see your ID.
I was like, no, no, no, under the glass.
I'm just like,
trying to feed it to her under the glass.
Now she has to put it on
a thing.
She's like, take your mask off. I take the mask off well now take your sunglasses on so i put the mask back on and
take the sunglasses off and now it's a back and forth like three stooges like a three stooges bit
where i can't i can't figure it the fuck out and finally she's just so frustrated she's just like
here here here this guy's way too high to bomb in the spring i don't know why your story kicked off this
one for me but in the spring i broke my pinky and i go to the the orthopedic surgeon guy and
they give me all this paperwork to fill out and i i'm trying to write left-handed because it like
it really is pain and it's not that stable and it's an issue when i go back up there and i'm like
like you know most of this stuff.
It hasn't changed.
I'm having a hard time writing with my broken finger.
And she's like, oh, you need an assistant to help you write this.
Just say so.
So I start dictating to her all my address, my name, et cetera.
And I'm like, motherfucker, I'm going to add a pinky injury to
all my future visits just
for this special treatment.
I told her what to write. She wrote it all.
The doctor did like six pages of shit to put
down, which I hate. It was a great thing.
You got to see your very own scribe.
It's very fancy. I loved it.
High class. Story bomb, but it was a good time.
No, I liked it. I'm glad you bomb, but it was a good time.
I'm glad you're having so much fun out there.
And I'm also glad that the Delta eights like getting it done for you.
So you don't have to like, you know,
make some huge rush into a move or anything.
Yeah.
I may not move.
I may not move now because the Delta eight is so, is so I was,
I was shocked lately. I the delta-8 and uh whenever
the clock rolled over and we were 100 legal i was like let's try this shit out and i was really
surprised at how strong it was and it doesn't mess with your regular weed tolerance at all
because it's different chemicals and for some reason like or different compounds whatever it
is and i remember like someone telling me that being like yeah come on though there's got
to be some overlap there and there really is not much at my brother's bachelor party i like
had i had for like months just been doing delta eight nothing else there's no reason to risk
illegal stuff if there's legal stuff that's just as good and so just use delta eight and i took a
hit off a blunt at it at his party and like one hit off of like regular weed was like,
Oh,
like I'm high.
Like I,
this is hitting me.
Like I have tolerance of nothing,
which was nice.
I didn't expect,
well,
it wasn't nice at the time because I got way higher than I thought I would,
but you know,
stopping after like one hit was good.
So yeah,
that's great.
That'll make your life a lot simpler.
Yeah.
It's a cheap and readily available.
I think it's about the same price as weed.
It's cheaper.
Yeah.
Well, how much?
Maybe cheaper.
This is 20 gummies, 25 milligrams a piece, so 500 milligrams.
This was like $30.
Yeah, I don't know about edibles.
The disposable pen I got was a gram, and it was like $60 or something like that.
But I think a gram of Delta-8 was like $35.
Yeah, these gram ones I have of Delta-8, they're green so you can't see them,
are, what, $33, $35?
Yeah.
So pretty reasonable.
And they last a long time.
Yeah.
You know, it's out.
It's got a little window in the side here where you can see how much liquid is left.
Oh, mine does not have a window.
I don't have it here either.
They're illegal here.
Oh, yeah.
So you hypothetically don't have it there?
No, I literally don't have it here.
I literally don't have it here. I literally don't have it here.
Because I hypothetically don't have mine here.
No, I literally don't have mine here.
But it's so bizarre, right?
That like the stuff that you can smoke in Georgia, you can't smoke in Denver.
It's weird.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
And I'm starting to think about it. It's almost like, Denver,
if you want to be a
leading drug state, it's time to
add mushrooms on board. You're getting surpassed.
You were
a fast mover on the pot thing, and you
rested on your laurels. As a matter of fact, you're protecting
your,
I don't know, legacy drugs.
Get some LSD in there,
Colorado.
Don't be a pussy about it, drugs. Get some LSD in there, Colorado. Yeah, Oregon.
Don't be a pussy about it, Kyle.
Ketamine.
Yeah, sure.
Testosterone.
I mean, it doesn't get you high, but it's cool.
That couldn't be good for the workings of a city
to have stores that just sold huge amounts of Lsd right i it works for mexico look how
successful that country is that's true that's true they're wildly successful i didn't know
you could just buy lsd in mexico what would you say they're best at it's tacos spanish
uh is it spain the best at speaking spanish though? I mean, you asked for my opinion, and there it is.
That's true.
Spain should get the credit for Spanish.
The question could also be interpreted as, what is Mexico best at, not what is Mexico better at than everyone else?
In the same way, if I said, Kyle, what are you best at?
You might tell me what you're the best, what you do best.
Yeah.
So even if Mexico is not the best at speaking Spanish, because I do think
it is the best thing they do.
That is the best thing they do.
They're coming from the Spanish-speaking crown.
Really throwing Mexico under the bus here
for some reason.
I don't know what Mexico's best at.
Dental stuff?
Affordable dental stuff?
Bariatric surgery?
Sure.
Yeah, they're very commonly doing that.
We know people who have done that.
Wings wrote me the other day.
Oh.
Yeah, so for you guys who know this,
but for people listening,
the code on this is when someone writes
you privately, that conversation stays private, but, uh, at a high level, um, he's gone viral
for something he said on PKA, like a decade ago about like the age of consent. And, um,
I feel bad for him because we all say wacky stuff. I'm sure they could put together a compilation of awful things I've said over the past 10 or 12 years.
That's probably true with all of us.
And he tried to explain his position and that didn't go well.
And then they put these clips together and he went big on Reddit.
This is all recent?
Yeah, in the last week or so okay and um
it's like they keep trying to pin this pedo thing on him and wings is not a man without flaws but
pedo isn't one of them so i i just feel bad for him i think yeah he should like I've been in hot water, maybe not that hot, but go live,
do it.
Just chatting,
hold your chin up.
And,
uh,
I don't know.
Connect with your fans.
That's what I would do.
I've,
I've been there.
I've done that and it worked well.
I thought this would blow over by now.
It probably has.
He wrote me a few days ago.
Oh,
okay.
Cause I know like a couple of weeks ago we were talking about like people on
Tik TOK fucking with them.
Yeah. I mean, I mean, days ago oh okay because i know like a couple weeks ago we were talking about like people on tiktok fucking with them yeah i mean i mean how many days ago was it when he was like on the front page of reddit on our things last like five days well they mostly last five days
there's going to be a i had people who don't who don't know i do this show contacting me about
wings redemption like you're like your dad dad knows wings redemption no i
had just strangers on the street hey have you seen this wings redemption guy he's coming for our kids
uh it's no it sucks he really wasn't like like i think scum's girlfriend was like
on reddit and she was just like hey isn, isn't this that guy from that show you watch? Isn't this that guy?
She's like, oh no. I haven't seen all of it.
People don't know. I went on a motorcycle trip last weekend and next weekend.
I've just been a little offline. Yeah, I have too, but
people link me stuff. I was linked
a 12-minute, roughly, video
that is like a montage of his worst moments, I guess.
It begins with him very monotonely
describing how he killed that cat.
Did they put insidious music behind it, I bet?
I'm not going to tell people what to do.
So
they shouldn't
put insidious music over it.
You wouldn't do that.
Yeah.
But he's talking about killing the cat
with a bucket. But that came from the show.
Yeah, but this is like, he's told the story
multiple times, right? So they found a rendition
of it where he's not like yeah so this one time i accidentally put a cat in a bucket and i don't
know i guess i forgot i don't know we're playing a little game and he's like so yeah so i took the
cat oh jesus he's a carl from sling blade oh you can't tell from there was like game footage uh being played or something like that
so maybe it was a youtube video that he made that were like i don't know he thought he'd tell that
story again because it's such a knee slapper but um like and then i like skipped around through it
and you know it's like it's great it's like 12 minutes of that um and uh yeah
i've seen two or three things i saw his i saw his reddit comment got like negative 6 000 downvotes
or something yeah that's the lowest comment i've ever seen that's because usually when some usually
the only things that are inflammatory enough to to get that many downvotes are like gamer words
that and they get deleted so they normally something can never go
that low it was linked like at the top it said his response so like the highest rated comment
linked to his response yeah whereas normally if a comment gets like below negative five or so
it's sort of invisible and you have to actively search for it perfect storm a perfect storm
his response wasn't terrible i don't know why i got sick
like maybe you thought it wasn't so good i thought it was fine i thought it was fine
yeah i don't remember exactly what it was but he was like hey this is me in the video i'm not a
pedo yeah yeah he said that a little more wordy but that's what it said and everyone's like i
don't forgive you my mind is made up.
And all these other thousands of people on this internet forum can't be wrong.
But when you're in the middle of drama, it feels like it's all the internet's talking about.
When you're on the outside of drama, it's like, dude, this is going to end in five days, mostly.
And you don't think so?
This is a rough one. I wish him the best.
I bet if I go to Reddit
now there's no mention of him.
Just for fun, I'm going to go to
I'm a piece of shit and see
if
it's near the top.
What is it? Is it I'm a total piece
of shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. God, I hope he's not easily found
there.
Oh, yeah, number one.
Private community. What did I do wrong?
There's no way he's number one.
Well, this, yeah, even
for a drama, this is the last one. So, yeah, I'm on there.
I don't see him right away.
I would probably recognize
the thumbnail.
Top this month.
Let's see.
Man who believed he was going to meet a nine-year-old girl for sex gets caught.
Oh, this is Wings.
Yeah, that's not Wings.
You know, one of the comments that's funny says that he looks like that dude from Toy Story 2 at the toy barn.
Yeah, that's kind of true. If you go to this month he's he's in the top five ish
but the month is only what five days long it's still early still early oh some of these from
11 days 22 days ago never mind that's not a good measure oh damn i guess it is top oh it's less
yeah it's top 30 it's a rolling month month, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you know, wish him the best.
All that stuff is nonsense.
And he really should be
doubling down anyway.
You're not getting cancelled.
You're getting eyes on you.
Do something with that, I guess.
That was one of his concerns.
He was like, how do i navigate this
without youtube ending my channel because twitch has already de-partnered him he needs lots of of
of child of childlike things in that room that i would double down i would i would have like a
would a pedo fill his room with stuffed animals i would have i would have a raccoon trap in the back with like like legos on the on the bait stand like like trying like a like child traps like he's trying
to catch toddlers i would have lots of like like childlike things in the background maybe
maybe he comes dressed as john wayne gacy for one episode like he just shows up on his live
stream as gacy he he could do that rather convincingly and just talk about kids a lot.
Play like kiddie games.
Like really triple, quadruple down.
Like play some like...
Nothing but fall, guys.
This is terrible advice.
This is pretty bad advice, but it would be fun.
He just really gets into like Justin Bieber,
gets a bunch of cutouts of him,
but it's only from when he was 11.
Maybe he goes and like fires up a Minecraft server gets himself
one of those one of those Minecraft strip
clubs
now this is good advice
now this is a money making venture
yeah now we're talking
I don't know what he's gonna do it looks
real bad oh look at this look at this desk
look at child's some
tiny child's
toothbrush toothbrush toothbrush that's a toothbrush Kyle real bad. Oh, look at this. Look at this desk. Look at child's... Some tiny child's...
Toothbrush.
That's a toothbrush, Kyle.
I was trying to come up
with a brand, like who these tiny little
children cartoon characters
are, but I don't know. My little pony, maybe?
Hold it up to the camera. No, they're like little
girls with different colored hair.
Put it in your mouth.
Oh.
Are they brats? LOL dolls?
Zach seems to know. He has kids.
Apparently they're LOL dolls.
Some of that bubble gum. Look at you.
You're set. Where did you go
shopping?
Now we're talking.
I didn't know we'd be sharing the Airbnb with
another family.
I didn't know we'd be sharing the Airbnb with another family.
But lucky they've got the greatest contact I've ever heard of. You have to read really carefully getting Airbnbs or you will
end up in some dude's house with him.
Hey, I'm Steve. Oh, you're the landlord
and you're roomie. And he's just like in the room with you.
I've been staying at bed and breakfasts a little bit lately for these like moto trips.
And on one hand, it's really cool.
Like it's nice.
One was on the side of a mountain with an incredible view and it looks like a ski lodge and I like that.
On the other hand, like compared to a hotel or a motel, it's a little intimate.
Like the owner makes breakfast for me
literally like i sit at the kitchen table and she cooks over there and she puts it in front of me
um they were kind of all just have like bedrooms and there's like other people around you you feel
like you're in it together to some extent that is not how a hotel feels that is a stranger and you
don't talk when you pass in the hallway uh we were making jokes about curfew with these other couple that were staying there and
i don't know bed and breakfast are an interesting thing yeah i haven't really done that before
yeah i don't think i ever have it's i i really like just the breakfast part it's a nice way to
start your day a little like breakfast casserole she makes for you.
It came on a hot skillet type thing.
Is that what,
like,
um,
what does a fajita come in?
Like those,
those little cast iron ladders.
Yeah,
sure.
Sure.
You guys get it for sure.
Uh,
it's a nice way to kick off your day and it's not super expensive.
I found this just now making a Game of Thrones prequel on
HBO Max called House of Dragons.
Are we all
going to agree to boycott this?
You're just learning about this? I'm just learning
about this. Yeah, I didn't know they were making a prequel.
Someone
on the A Song of Ice and Fire
subreddit or... No, what's the other one? What's the one
who mocks it?
The Game of Thrones subreddit that hates Game of Thrones other one what's the one who mocks it the one who the the subreddit the game of thrones subreddit that hates game of thrones um i can't remember it now either
anyway like they pointed out something about the free folk free folk um there was a free folk um
post and they pointed something out um i guess it's based on some statements from dnd
and the press releasings for um that house of dragon house of dragons
they've got the timeline wrong they they're not aware of the timeline uh house of the dragon has
the timeline wrong uh that's what according to that reddit post i didn't read too much into it
but they were like they were like i don't remember specifically it was some real nerdy shit but it
was just like oh yeah but this that and the other but this guy's actually that guy's grandson not his grandfather like they i don't know they had something mixed up like that oh i
don't know uh but i don't know i'll watch it man i guess i'll watch it i'll watch it you can't do a
200 million million dollar show and me not want to see it yeah it's a big event yeah i watched
the world cup in soccer
a little bit why i don't know it's just a giant thing that's happening globally i watch a little
i've never watched that no i've watched i've watched parts of it like like i had friends who
were you know from lithuania and and uh and uh and russian stuff so like we'd go, but we'd go to a bar.
So that was a nice atmosphere to be like, I don't know,
everybody in the crowd is cheering for one thing or another and everybody's drunk, but I wouldn't want to do it at home.
I don't watch the whole thing, but I don't know.
I think I saw the tail end of that game where, what is it,
Brazil or Germany or something lost by seven?
It's this big thing to insult the country about
for the next four years.
It was fun.
Georgia won again.
I don't know if the defense has given up
any points this year. It was 36 to nothing.
How is this possible?
Maybe no touchdowns.
Yeah, I think that
is no touchdowns this year.
That's wild.
What are they, five games in?
Yeah, five games in.
Good gosh.
Every single week, the number of number one votes next to Alabama
on the AP Top 25 gets a little smaller,
and the number next to Georgia gets a little bigger.
Last week it was like 60-3.
Now it's 53-9.
It's looking good.
I do this.
So NC State's ranked right now.
And NC State is a little like Mizzou in that we sometimes make appearances
in the top 25, but we don't stay there week after week very often.
And last week we were ranked 23rd.
And I'm like, all right, all right, this is cool.
Three teams in front of us lost their games.
And we won. Not by a lot, but it's a win.
And I'm like, so we didn't go up. They introduced three new teams
into the rankings.
Not you. Yeah, I don't know. It's a lot
of pressure for me personally.
Yeah. As a Georgia fan, I know they count on me.
They count on my positive thoughts, my affirmations, my cheers.
So it's a big deal for me.
I think Arkansas was ranked number eight in the country.
That's dangerous, right?
Like number eight teams can win.
Yeah, 37 to nothing.
Auburn is always that team that
beats a team they shouldn't yeah but it was a pretty convincing win um i watched the highlights
again i've yet to watch a full game but uh they do this thing on youtube where they just take
the highlights of the game condense a full football game into 25 30 minutes is it a great
it's like this is my favorite sport.
Nothing but touchdowns and tackles.
It's almost like it's the highlights of a game.
I don't know.
I don't know what you call it.
But if there's a, I don't know,
a run that goes for zero yards,
that's not in it, bro.
I want to say,
I thought they shut down to like eight or 12 minutes or something.
Maybe it is 25.
It's fairly short in any case and uh i love it like sometimes i will forget there's a ufc event or
for whatever reason i don't watch it but then the next day i'm like kind of nice to have the full
ufc event and event and gift form like with my coffee just one after another just knock out knock out decision decision georgia i just did the little math they've scored 205 points so far this year and they've allowed 23
so it's a pretty tremendous ratio 23 so someone scored touchdowns i guess
looks like i think what was that like a pick six against uab or something or
you said there was technically
they didn't even like score on the defense yeah no that's how george has scored right
or do i have it backwards um in the uab game there was a pick six in the fourth quarter
okay but either way they're fucking killing it glad to be on the the winning team but if george
is going to be really good i was looking looking at baseball playoffs. So the Cardinals
are playing the Dodgers for
the wild card to play
the Giants.
And Atlanta, who's Atlanta playing?
I don't know.
Milwaukee? We were first
in the NL, so probably
whoever's worst, right?
I don't know
whose emblem the mitt is.
I don't even know what that means.
Do you?
Milwaukee? It must be Milwaukee Brewers then.
I have no idea.
But if Atlanta beats
Milwaukee and St. Louis
gets in and then beats San Francisco,
St. Louis versus Atlanta.
And St. Louis ended the season
on a 17-game win streak.
They got hot at the right time.
I think 14 was the longest in the St. Louis Cardinals history.
Going to 17 is pretty nutty.
That's a wild win streak to be riding into the playoffs.
You know there's at least a few guys on the team with the stinkiest socks
and the dirtiest underwear.
Women's lingerie.
They're all just so horny.
They're like, we all agree none of us can come until we win.
They're all doing the same chant every night before the game.
There's at least one or two of them.
Are they still on the streak?
Yeah.
How big does it need to get?
They ended the year on the streak.
Do they need to win like eight more maybe?
Or 12 more?
If they won out, yeah, like less than 20 games.
But it's three rounds, right?
Yeah, but is it all best of seven?
I think the series is best of seven, but what are the two?
Even if it was three by sevens, it'd be 12.
Let me see.
Oh, he doesn't say.
Yeah, so 12 more at the most.
Yeah, 12 at the most.
Are wildcard games in baseball, is it just you play one game?
Or is it a series for wildcard?
I think there's a series for wildcard,
but I know that there's like a one game playoff
in certain circumstances.
Like if they tie or something.
I remember they did that a couple years ago
where there was this one game playoff thing they did.
So winners take all between two wild cards.
So it sounds like one.
Oh, and Zach said they lost a game, so it's over.
Oh, so it's all over.
Damn. Yeah yeah they suck now
they're terrible now they're gonna lose the brewers probably la is really fucking good
the brewers are really good yeah they have oh yeah the milwaukee brewers are playing the braves
because i think because the brewers are first and first place in the national league the braves are
or no wait damn fuck we're screwed against the Dodgers and the Giants.
They're both like 107-55.
Yeah. Well, this doesn't look likely.
Yeah.
The Dodgers might be the best team
this year. Not lately.
Lately, the Cardinals are the best team.
Yes. Fair enough.
Going to get our 12th World Series.
Just like in 2011. 2013, I think
it was, when they played in on the wild card and won it.
Or 2011. I should really know that.
I don't know.
You know what? I gotta be
honest. Even if they win and they make it
to play Atlanta, I'm not
going to watch. I'll watch one of those
highlight videos.
I'll
watch the series if the Braves
hear the World Series. I'll watch every game of that up until
the point where they start losing and then I'll turn it right off.
Right back to Trailer Park Boys.
Yeah, if the writing's
on the wall, I stop watching.
They're like up 3-1 in the series and they go down
in the game and you're like...
That's what happened last year.
You know that, right?
That's literally what happened last year. They were up three games to none and they lost that sucks every team has to
or that's how i always think with sports is like well every team's gonna win eventually and it's
like no buffalo's not gonna win a championship they're good this year oh wait you're talking
about hockey they're any other sports oh i thought football they like like i thought they were one of
those teams that's like not horrible always but like they never get post-season success right uh
yeah but i feel like in football they're gonna they're risky this year they might be good i'm
gonna look and see good for i don't care what sport it is i like when teams that don't win
oh they're three in one right now st Stale when it's fucking Alabama every year.
Yeah, Buffalo's been good lately.
They're kind of underperforming the playoffs, if I recall.
Well, I had a good time.
Yeah, I'll see you guys in a couple days.
Yes.
It'll be fun.
Enjoy the donuts.