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pkn 375 it's a little like russian roulette look at that shirt you got there taylor very nice very
nice yep got it on amazon that's right georgia athletics now i'm a braves fan yeah i love the
braves there's i can't even pick one player myself and i think i can speak for all of georgia
athletics as a professional athlete from Georgia.
I've done athletic things. I've been paid for them. I'm a professional athlete from Georgia.
As a professional athlete from Georgia, I just want to say that good job, boys.
We did it this year. We're really coming through. Just got to close out strong. We've got Florida this weekend, I believe. UGA does. Of course, the World Series
is starting very soon. Braves facing off against those cheating Astros because we were able
to absolutely get get beautiful beautiful revenge against the Dodgers and do it in style
lots of big clutch hits um just such a joy I I love Georgia athletics like Taylor was kicking
it off with this I I'm such a fan I can't choose any one player oh my god i i couldn't name a top 10 i love them all
no no i like them all the same pretty much they're they're yeah everyone is a 10 that guy
martinez on the braves that's a pretty safe bet there's probably a guy named martinez on the
braves that kind of georgia with i did notice name starts with. I did notice a lot of the Braves players are –
we've got a very Latin team this year.
Yeah, they love baseball.
Yeah, they love it down there.
It's still like – I don't know.
I would like to see – this would be a really interesting study to look at
would be to see what high school guys who are like jocks,
not just some guy who plays for fun, but kind of wants
to make a run at this thing.
He's the best kid in his class
at name an athletic thing.
What would you like to go
pro at? Where are you putting your
time and effort into?
Which one of these?
Forget which one's fun.
I know that is important a lot of times.
There's a lot more football jobs than basketball for example yeah there's a lot more
um football jobs than ufc jobs i would argue although it seems like you can just kind of pop
in and they all right so so here's the the other side of that argument right they play like 180
games a year in baseball or whatever the absurd yeah absurd. Yeah. 162, I think. Yeah.
Um,
not all that make the playoffs.
Yeah.
It is very hard to make the playoffs in baseball.
That's the best thing about it.
Is that like,
whereas with the NHL and the NBA,
like they make the most money by letting half the teams in every year.
And so they do.
The NBA has recently extended the playoffs.
So there's a question about, it used to be the top eight teams from the west and east made it it was that simple now i think the top 10 teams get in
ish but teams seven eight nine ten yeah so seven through ten play to figure out who's seven and
eight does that make sense yeah okay so that means that
like there are a lot of teams still playing for something deep into the year i mean you could be
12th and still you know be within spitting distance of 10th and yeah it sounds like they're making it
easier but i see your point there where it's like they're making it so the fucking brooklyn i'm just
picking a team i don't know who's good not like the brooklyn nets they you know if they're making it so the fucking Brooklyn, I'm just picking a team. I don't know who's good. Not like the Brooklyn nets.
They,
you know,
if they're like right on the edge in the old system,
they'd be like,
fuck this.
This is bullshit.
I'm playing in my vacations.
Whereas this one,
maybe not so much.
Yeah.
Right.
You know,
if you're the bubble extends farther.
And of course,
if you're like seventh,
you're like,
man,
I really want to be six so that I'm not in the play into the
playoffs.
And like,
so that these ending games matter to,
it seems like a lot of the league and you could argue,
well,
everyone makes the playoffs.
It doesn't matter.
No,
it does to me.
Cause the ranking,
the home court advantage,
these things are significant.
Avoiding the bubble games.
That's really significant,
you know,
to actually get into the,
to the five round series,
five game series.
So anyway,
I like the way basketball is doing it.
I want to look this up.
I hope these stats are right.
They're actually lower than I thought they were about this Atlanta Braves
player, Eddie Rosario.
The stats that I saw on ESPN last night were considerably higher,
but this is how he did in the playoffs.
He averaged at bat 474, but I thought it was like 515 or something.
That's still very, very good.
It's insane.
It's insanity mode.
300's insane.
300's insane.
He went –
Kyle, you muted?
Am I?
Oh, he's not muted to me.
Wait, Taylor, could you say something?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
It's me.
Oh.
Anyway.
I'm sorry.
So he's hitting at what, Kyle?
470?
Oh, actually, Zach's got better numbers than I do because this is closer to what I saw as well.
Yeah, his average was 560.
I think his slugging percentage was 670.
No, he's probably slugging 670 and maybe on-base percentage was a grand plus, like 1,040.
How can your on he got to be higher
than one i don't know i don't understand stats very well i do understand um i thought i did until
now is that i do understand rbis and batting average though and the fact that he got uh a
postseason series tying 14 hits record tying uh walks it's walks walks and home runs count for
more oh i'm surprised that walk count for more
but okay because you got to draw the walk you know you gotta usually don't just stand there
and they do it it's usually because i think a walk is not as good as a single because you can't
advance someone from say second to third but they're counting for more yeah i don't know what
the moneyball computer would say but um but i get your point for sure yeah i mean it's almost as good i get that but uh you know if a guy's on
third you can't bring him home with a walk exactly saying it's equal but i think he's saying walks
are as good as singles but i don't think so because you can't there has to there has to be
a reason why it is like like maybe just just making the pitcher work more has some effect long-term
when you run the stats.
In any case, Georgia Athletics.
We're killing it.
Very excited.
It's going to be a great fall for me.
You're going to put some money on the World Series?
Dude, you know what?
I should have put some money on at the beginning of the baseball season.
If anybody can find the clips of me talking about the Braves, like preseason, find them.
Because I'd like to be accurate about what I said.
But I was riding pretty high.
You were pretty high on them, yeah.
I was riding pretty high because I really felt like we had the best team in all of baseball last year.
I felt like the Braves had the Dodgers down like three games to nothing and then blew the NL series and didn't go to the World Series.
And then I don't recall exactly who they played in the World Series,
but it was a blowout.
It wasn't even close.
And I felt like the Braves and the Dodgers were the two best teams
in baseball last year, and we really screwed up our series with them.
And that leading into this season, we were only going to get better.
It was,
it seemed like,
and so I kind of said that the daughter's going to be good.
The Braves are going to be good.
I don't remember who I said from the American league,
but,
um,
Middy,
Middy wanted to make this ridiculous bet with me.
It may have been Astros.
I may have called out the Astros.
That's why I love somebody found what he said.
But,
um,
Middy tried to make this $100-plus bet
about what the Minnesota Twins were going to do
and how the Braves weren't even going to make the playoffs.
And he scared me.
I was like, no, I don't want to forget about this several hundred dollar bet
and you to call me in October and give me the PayPal.
I'm calling it.
Meanwhile.
This is not fun. It's such a long-term
bet i didn't want any part minnesota twins finished last place in the al central so i once
won money an even longer term bet against kyle i think i bet that wings of redemption sister would
not get pregnant before 18 or something like that do you remember that at all oh i do remember that
see i phrased it wrong what i should have said i should have made you say uh i because there's a
difference between getting pregnant and having a baby because do we know something well i just i
should have made this argument when and and like refuse to pay you. I should have just,
you can't prove she was never pregnant.
I'm going to need one of those old timey medieval inspections.
I put my money on her chastity and came out big.
Yeah,
I guess,
I guess.
Um,
yeah, I do remember that bet and it went for years.
And,
uh,
but that's,
what's funny when we make,
uh,
bets on here is there's like this running
record of like what we said that goes on and on like we keep our death pool straight i like that
i'm looking i'm looking forward to like you know winning the death pool again because it's coming
it's coming i'm sure well going i don't think i've ever won a death pool which means i'm due
actually i know i haven't won i want to say maybe one of my guys
died but it was like in between death pool resets oh that's no fun that's a horrible horrible timing
you fucking bitch you couldn't you couldn't hang in there for another week till we got this thing
solidified or called it in a week earlier come on man so i've been i've been playing around the
delta 8 stuff and like trying different kinds of of it. You got the shit that you got recommended?
The Delta 8 Zero?
I ordered a cartridge
of that whenever he
mentioned it. That was Drifter, right?
Yeah.
I don't know when that'll be here.
You haven't tried the Zero.
I have. I ordered a cartridge of it.
It'll be here sometime this week.
Yesterday, I went to this really sketchy vape shop and I walked in. Big black guy, tattoos behind this counter. The place didn't look like it was open. There were no cars in front of it. It was very sketchy. I can't stress that enough.
stress that enough and uh you know it basically looked like a dispensary like in colorado or something like that like this was not a place that had anything else they had nicotine vapes but like
very few things and then everything else was delta eight and delta zero or whatever the fuck it is
and i was uh i asked him to see his concentrate and he like goes in the back and he's got like
jars of concentrate that his company makes so he's just like digging like a gram of concentrate out of his big jar because he's making the stuff.
Just not even Delta eight.
He's like, this is the Delta eight and this is the this is the zero or whatever.
And I was like, all right, a gram of each, sir.
And and I was he's like, he's like, you like this stuff more than weed.
I'm like, I'm just not smoking weed because that's illegal.
And I just got off of two years of fucking probation. He's like, yeah, for real. What kind of probation? stuff uh more than weed i'm like i'm just not smoking weed because that's illegal and i just
got out for two years of fucking probation he's like yeah for real what kind of probation i was
like federal he's like fp what do you say oh fps let's go no federal prison system
and he's like hook it up and he fist bumped me and did the lockdown twist at the end
for federal prison
i was like how long were you in he's like four years
you're like yeah don't even ask me man i'm like yeah man yeah me too
i mean it felt like an eternity yeah so um so yeah i bought a bunch of stuff from him um i
bought a rice crispy edible which did nothing i'm pretty sure it was literally a rice crispy
or something like that could you tell when you were eating it you're like this tastes too good
this it did it tasted too good.
It's too normal tasting.
It was actually a Cinnamon Toast Crunch
crispy.
I saw that.
The picture you sent us.
They're flying really close to the sun
with that packaging.
If I was just looking at
the picture you sent
and I didn't get from you that you were buying Delta 8 stuff, it just looks like little snacks and treats that you would get.
So yeah, you probably should put a big warning on that for kids.
I grabbed one of those.
I grabbed two grams of this concentrate stuff because I wanted to try that, especially because it was a Delta 0 or whatever the fuck, Delta 10.
I don't know what the fuck.
It doesn't matter because it's nonsense.
And then I think I got some disposable. disposable oh i got some of the flour so they take hemp
flour it looks like weed i would show it but it looks so sketchy it just looks like weed
i don't want pictures of me holding what looks like weed but it looks like weed
it's the it's the uh delta 8 flour and and like he just has big bags of it like he
turns around and he's got like i'm not exaggerating
he had 15 pounds of this stuff behind that is so fucking much bud like in big like bags
like like professional looking but like big like three pound bags or something like that like like big
like shopping bag and you're like two grams please sir i was like give me three and a half grams
of that shit and let me see what it's like it sucks it smells just like weed it tastes just
like weed but it's like one of those non-alcoholic beers oh yeah it's not getting i don't like
anything's happening i mean the vape pen is the way to go the zero nothing happened oh i'm sorry i'm talking about
the flower so the flower is i'm sorry um it looks like nuggets of marijuana like right sure like
you and they spray it with the this delta eight shit and it's supposed to like get you high
obviously when you smoke it but it doesn't in my The stuff I smoked didn't. I wouldn't care for it. The Delta Zero wax
that I got, that I vaped, was just
okay. It's definitely not like
marijuana wax or anything like that.
And I don't think it's the strongest
Delta 8 concentrate that I've tried
so far.
So I bought the
edibles, right? Yeah. The guy gave me
100 milligrams of edible. He says,
it's the biggest thing, whatever, take a quarter of of it so that's what i did on the show and then i think i took
a quarter some other time and i was like you know it's still there in the like luggage of my
motorcycle tonight's a good night so i go back and and uh i go in my luggage and it's dirty. It had fallen out of the wrapper and just mixed in
with stuff, moto things. It's got some grease on it.
I'm rubbing it and just trying to get the dirty
parts off of it. Somehow, in the confusion,
I popped in 50 milligrams instead of the 25 I
intended to.
When was this call it late last week or something maybe and i was like in for a penny in for a pound i gotta
spit it out like a child yeah so how'd that go for you i swear pot's not as good as people say it is
i i got high fell asleep and wasted my money i suppose as people say it is. I got high, fell asleep, and wasted my money, I suppose.
It is just sleeping pills for me.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm curious what brand you had, so show me later.
Because last night, I ate 1,500 milligrams.
Wait, wait.
That's more than...
Yeah.
Well, it's Delta-8 yeah because it's not as strong
oh oh so no not everyone says that so clearly like it's weak sauce but it is in your opinion
it's not that it's like i would say that it's like 30 as strong as wheat or something like like
like i've really got like 70 weaker it's a big gap
something like that yeah like i i got real high from 1500 milligrams of edibles though i bet um
but but not like scary high nothing like i was on the show a week or two ago
like nothing like that um i would say that i was good and scary high. It felt like 100 milligrams
or maybe 150 milligrams
of THC, but it was
1,500. I don't know. It felt like
a tenth as strong to me.
That's still a lot of...
I was super fucking high. It's expensive, though.
That was $40 worth.
That's what I was going to say.
I think for
100, I don't know.
The pen and the edible combined were 50.
And I don't remember what was what.
I mean, if I eat like 50 to a hundred milligrams of these Delta eight, I have like, if I, if I eat 75, a hundred, I'm unbelievably high.
Really?
For a long time.
Yeah.
So I usually stick to like 50, maybe 75 on a high dose.
Everybody wants to be that.
I'm not like the other girl kind of guy.
But like I really do think maybe that I process drugs a little bit differently than other people.
Because when I've done, whenever I do drugs, I won't go into too much detail, but I've done some other drugs.
And we would all take the same amount.
And everybody else was goofballs silly mode and i'm just like can i have some more like yeah there's
more right you might be like they there's that thing like redheads need extra anesthesia maybe
maybe you just have a gene that you burn through drugs because like but another thing is like
you and i at least with weed we have different goals of where we're trying to get to.
You like getting just blast.
I like getting real fucking baked.
Yeah, yeah.
I want to forget what I'm doing for periods of time.
Potheads need more anesthesia too, which just occurred to me.
True.
If I ever get anesthesia again, yeah, they ask you if you smoke pot.
And it's like, wait, I'm going to tell them I fucking get high every day because they'll give me more drugs.
Just die.
Do that.
Do that.
No, no, no.
Tell them that you're a painkiller addict and then you need a huge dose.
Yeah.
Then they kill you.
I mean, they say they do that with like cocaine and meth.
Yeah.
Like if you go to the doctors and get nitrous and you're a meth head,
even if you're like sober off meth but you smoked it a couple days prior,
it'll just kill you.
Like you can just die from the nitrous.
So it says like, please tell us if you've done cocaine
or these types of amphetamines over the past couple days.
If you hide this from your dentist, you may die.
I will say this.
I didn't know that.
We'll do like some unofficial fucking Delta 8 reviews as I go through this process of like finding stuff that I find actually gets you high.
Because I think a lot of it doesn't and a lot of it's from bad companies.
This is from a company.
Moonwalker.
What's the company though?
What's the company?
Looks like just Moonwalker. That's scary. Okay okay so i bought my stuff from a company um
from a company this is a company this is like your shit is like that time i was at the jockey
lot there was a black man selling cologne and e x uh and it was i just got like a cart um
granddaddy perp who gives a fuck what it's called but it's getting me really fucking high and i've
hit it twice um out of one of these things this is as strong as marijuana i introduced my friend
to delta eight i'm trying i want to dox him not long ago who
knows who i was with lately and uh this guy is like he's kind of in the same spot as kyle there
he used to be like an olympic level smoker and then took a break recently and now he just like
touches it now and then and uh he gave delta eight the thumbs. He also felt like it was a little weaker.
And again, I can't overstress how competent he is in this field.
And he said it was a little weaker than pot,
but he really liked the other part.
He liked, like, we literally went to a gas station.
We asked him if they had it.
It was behind the counter.
They had, like, eight different flavors,
and he picked whatever. And it was just, like, had like eight different flavors and uh and he picked whatever
and it was just like that part of it is really good there's no drug dealer who's like not your
friend but kind of your friend who you're supposed to maintain good relationships with like like that
whole thing doesn't exist it's yeah yeah i kind of like that thing it's it's kind of fun oh okay
i never minded it like i never had any scary drug dealers mine were always like i don't know they seem like good guys and like like i'm always interested in people's
backstories anyway so like it was always kind of cool to talk to those guys but no i agree um the
the what i will say is when you mentioned flavors um i've tasted some of these things that taste so
chemically sweet that it's disgusting um like just a ton of sucralose
pumped in there i hope it was sucralose i don't know what i was smoking um i i let a girl hit it
and i was i was she's like what's it taste like and i was like it tastes like if you made blueberries
out of plastic and then smoked that plastic. That sounds pretty gross.
Yeah.
That's the other thing I'll say about this effects thing is
it tastes okay.
These things are neat
because it's just a... I thought it was kind of
janky when I first saw it, but
you just put the cartridge in there
instead of having a full-blown vape pen.
I think this was cheaper,
so I just went with this.
That Moonwalker company site,
Kyle, their new edibles are good.
Moonwalker is just like a
strain. That's just their name.
Well, it's Moonwalker Delta 8. The name of
this is Atlas, or it says
under that, Watermelon Skittles,
except they put Zgittles because you can't
use Skittles as a name. Wait a minute.
Watermelon Skittles? One second.
Watermelon skittles.
Z-K-I-T-T-L-E-Z.
They're like, we want to imply we're skittles.
How do we get around it?
Just high as shit.
I got it.
Just put Z's in it, idiots.
They won't get mad because it doesn't actually taste as good as candy.
I haven't had a skittles in forever.
That's a candy that I liked a lot as a kid,
and I don't think I'll bounce back to it.
It's just too sickly sweet.
Like if I'm going to have a candy,
I'd like to have a Reese's or a chocolate,
something like that.
It's getting to be candy season.
Yeah, we don't even buy Halloween candy anymore.
We've lived here like five years.
I've never seen the trick-or-treater.
The driveway is too long, and it's not just the driveway being long like the road to it and stuff people would
have to walk three blocks to get to my house and i think everyone just says the cost benefits not
there exactly because children doing their first like roi analysis
well i know that the johnsons eight feet that way give out full size Snickers. So I'm going.
That's how you do it.
So these are the edibles that I've been taking and these work.
It's the company's GU, which I think is like Growers United.
Maybe no green.
Green Union CBD dot com is nowhere near.
But this is like 75 milligrams per gummy 20 gummies that's pretty
i haven't seen them in 75 increments at my place yeah so i ate an entire jar of these last night
um just not not all at once because who can just sit there and eat like a jar of gummies like like
without without getting sick to their stomach but like the course of an hour, I ate that entire thing of gummies.
By midnight,
I was feeling pretty
high.
A good high, it seems like.
I had a good time. I went and bought another jar today.
I probably won't eat them tonight because we're doing our hangouts
tonight, but maybe tomorrow or
the weekend or something.
I'm eating a couple for the hangouts not not not not 1500 milligrams i feel like that's a dose though you know what i
mean for you that's like you'd be i'm like yeah i might smoke a cigarette later and you're like ah
i'm probably gonna smoke a quarter of a cigarette i'm like wait i'll probably
i'll smell the cigarette as you smoke it I'll go alright I'm good
my dad did that for years
when we played poker because he didn't smoke
anymore and he'd be like can I have one of those
he'd take a cigarette
and he would just put it in his mouth and he'd have it in his mouth
all fucking night because he just missed his cigarette so much
but he didn't light it?
that seems so much more tempting
like if you sit next to an alcoholic he's like
I just want to look at the beer.
I mean, it sounds like he's just the tip guy.
I think that some addicts might be...
Some people might look at that and say,
look at him facing his vice head on.
But I look over there, he's got a beer in one hand,
some poker cards in the other.
He's not doing that great.
He's just a man of vice he loves it dude it's a it's a big story that's releasing right now in the based on twitter it's getting bigger than just
the nhl so remember that story we talked about with chicago the blackhawks like like almost a
year ago now where hazing the new players yeah it wasn't the the hazing thing it was um a video
coach from the 2000 2010 or 2009 2010 chicago blackhawks team they won the cup in 2010 he was
accused of doing some sexually fucked up stuff to like a 20 year old and who was on the in the
blackhawks organization stuff like like the guys, John Doe, his testimony,
they released a huge 100-page investigatory document today.
He was saying, yeah, I went over to this guy Brad Aldrich's house.
He was a video coach.
So I went over there and we were watching a game.
And in between periods or just randomly of the game,
he would just put on pornography
as we're sitting there and at first he acted like it was a mistake and said stuff like oh and now
you know what i was watching last night and then he started like coming on to me and like he was
like this brad aldridge guy was apparently like trying to crawl all over and make out with them
like uh trying to like put his hand in pants, forced the player to let him suck his
dick, because the guy apparently literally
was like, you will never play in
the NHL again unless you
let me do this stuff.
Just to be clear, he sucked the player's
dick. Correct. Yes.
And he...
How hard
is it to make this team?
Very hard. It's the NHL.
Tryouts in the weekend.
When are tryouts, Charlie?
There was some fucked up stuff.
He came on the player.
Oh, nice.
He ejaculated on him.
You're not saying he made a pass at him.
No, I mean ejaculate.
Did he give him a facial? No. No, I mean ejaculate. Did he give him a facial?
Yeah, that's important to me.
Alright, so I need to know.
On one hand, you get your dick sucked, but I need to know
where he came from.
Did he do it like in
Silence of the Lambs, where the guy
just throws the cum?
Hmm.
He said,
John Doe recalled that Aldrich stopped
performing oral sex on john doe once john doe
ejaculated in aldrich's mouth john doe recalled that aldrich then told john doe that john doe
must have liked it which aldrich said meant to aldrich that john doe was gay and apparently so
so like this was all like brought out a while ago and the blackhawks organization be clear just
because you come in guy's mouth sometime doesn't make you gay absolutely not no wanting to do it makes you gay right doing it does not
make you gay and so onto something this so this was the story like checks out months and months
ago before it was all investigated and stan bowman the gm currently until today and the gm back then for the Chicago Blackhawks was like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Don't none of this.
You know, I don't know.
I don't know what you're saying.
And Joel Quinville, the coach of the Blackhawks at the time, who's now the head coach of the Florida Panthers for now, who knows by tonight?
He was like, yeah, none of that happened or like like downplayed it.
And this was as recently as July that he was like, I don't know what you're referencing.
It comes out after this investigation that it was in the middle of their cup run during the playoffs that all this stuff happened.
And this guy was a black ace for the Hawks,
which basically means an AHL minor league player that gets brought up
in the playoffs to have some ice time.
Not a huge player, but you know.
To a fan, though, that narrows it down to like four people exactly they put that stuff in here and like on the hockey
reddit they're like what the fuck they just straight up they put like 20 year old in 2010
a black ace for the chicago black it's like okay you could have easily just said like early 20s
and made this a lot more difficult for people to find um but i'm sure you know john must have
known about that going in.
But anyway, it comes out that there's a meeting.
There was a meeting regarding this guy, Brad Aldridge,
doing this between the GM, the head coach,
Quenville, Bowman, Quenville, all these high level guys. And they had this meeting like during the cup run
and decided and like apparently Quenville,
the coach was furious, like very angry
when they brought it up. And he was saying like, we we're not this is going to ruin the team's chemistry at this point the the
hawks had not been in the stanley cup final in decades and so there he was like you know i guess
the whole organization of those high high level guys were like okay we'll deal with this later
they didn't do anything for weeks and weeks the cup win comes and goes, and it just kind of faded away.
But they gave Aldrich,
the guy who did all this shit,
they gave him an option
at the end of the year.
Instead of renewing his contract,
they're like, all right,
we can do an investigation into this,
or you can just resign.
And he just resigned.
And this is another thing
that hasn't quite come out,
but based on the track record,
it seems like it's going to.
Joel Quinville, a formerly very highly respected coach in the NHL, wrote a letter of recommendation for this guy away from the Blackhawks organization.
And then he was working on teams with minors under NHL or not NHL, under like American Hockey Association or something like that.
And this guy is just in... There are other accusations from those
teams that this guy was doing stuff.
It really was just this wolf
out there preying on
20 years old, that's still a kid, but then
going and working with actual kids
and shit.
Immediately, Stan Bowman
stepped down from the Chicago Blackhawks.
He's no longer their GM.
The Florida Panthers are going to have to decide
if they want to fire Joel Quinville or not.
And for like Joel Quinville, this is going to destroy his legacy.
He was known, Kyle, as taking the worst franchise in professional sports.
There's an article in ESPN like 2004,
like the worst franchise in the history of American Big Four sports.
The worst one was Chicago Blackhawks.
They were horrible.
Like nobody cared.
Nobody gave a fuck.
He came in and they won three cups, 2010, 2013, 2015.
And he's been seen as like, wow, this miracle worker, this his team, the Florida Panthers
right now, they're six and oh, best start ever.
And he obviously would have made the Hall of Fame bringing that many Stanley Cups there.
But this guy, I'm guessing he's going to get fired fired and he's gonna be just cast out of the hockey world or maybe i guess what you're really implying is maybe it's time to just give him a pass
you think maybe he's contributed enough that like maybe let's let's slide this time i don't think
people are gonna see it that way after the way it's panned out.
How about we settle it with one of those silly things where they have to shoot the puck through the little mouse hole?
He has to do that.
If he can make two out of three, he's okay.
It's high risk, high reward.
You either make it, keep your job, double your salary, miss, you go to prison.
Oh, also, the player thing so
like apparently they interviewed the people who conducted this huge 107 page investigation
they interviewed like 138 people it revolving around this some of them many many times
and there were a couple players who played in the 2010 squad who were like this i i knew i knew
nothing of this i had no idea no clue what was going on and then there were like six players
who came out and were like oh yeah fucking everybody knew uh i remember they at one point
in practice they were like this was like 2014 later he's like they were skating around like
calling him a faggot or something like bullying the kid who got molested by this guy.
That's still unsubstantiated.
They don't we don't know like any names or anything to do with that.
But yeah.
And now it's like a lot of those guys in the 2010 team.
Now they're in media.
Now they work in other areas within the NHL.
And so I imagine that some other shoes could drop here but uh the big one is if uh
taves and kane the two stars of the chicago blackhawks they were only 21 at the time so like
i can understand not knowing how to react to something like that when you're 21
but uh i think both of them at one point i think kane just hasn't said a word about it
and taves they're like very respected captain has, no, I have no knowledge of any of this.
Are they retired now?
No, no, they're still in the league.
And this could sully their chance at the Hockey Hall of Fame too
because they were both first ballot Hall of Famers.
If you just look at skill, they still are.
Leading their team to three cups and six years pretty impressive um but yeah this this whole thing has been like coming out live over the course of the
last hour and a half so i've just been reading it on the hockey reddit and on twitter trying to see
everything i'm not going to read 107 pages of this so i'm just control effing like quinville
fucking bowman like seeing where they are in all this. But it's really interesting stuff. I don't think anyone thought it was going to be this big of an ordeal.
Because as it was coming out, people would say,
Joel Quinville said this didn't happen.
What has Joel Quinville ever done that's been wrong?
Everybody loves Joel Quinville.
He's a respected coach.
He's a great guy.
And so it's pretty wild to see.
Anyway, I know not everybody's very interested in that,
but it's a really interesting story.
Even if you don't like hockey. Yeah. And I, 20 is pretty young.
I know we've all agreed as a society that 18 year old is an adult,
but I have kids that are 18 and 22.
So I'm really familiar with like how dumb 20 year olds are. And you know,
this kid's at 20 you're really not
ready to defend yourself against coaches and authority and stuff like you're still adult-ish
yeah and especially like imagine you're in his position of like like you don't know enough about
the world to know that a video coach doesn't have the capacity to keep your NHL career like on lock
like if you're good enough you're gonna make it past that guy like he's a video coach but like
if you're 20 and you hear it and you're finally getting called up to the big show in the playoffs
and a guy goes you don't need any enemies if you're in that spot this guy's on the edge he's
not in for sure getting a trial yeah and so you know for him to think like everything
i've worked for my whole life could be thrown away by this guy like i don't want to tell him
yeah that's if that's all true which and again i don't know if that's like verified but that's
that's fucked it really is like his team should be on his side that's what teams are about i i
i don't like it when teammates are not loyal to you.
That's bullshit.
I'm not a Chicago fan now.
This is the guy Aldridge grabbed a Chicago Cubs souvenir bat
and threatened to hit John Doe with it if he did not
or if he said anything about it.
Yeah.
I remember the bat.
John Doe said that he felt like he was under more
influence than the alcohol he had consumed,
so he probably fucking drugged him too.
Oh, come on.
Some of these things are services, though.
If you drug me
and then suck my dick and let me come
in your mouth, who's the victim?
Actually, please don't drug me if you see me somewhere.
Please don't.
Maybe one of my studies or something. Some guy's going to drug you at the Delta 8 store. I was really talking to Kyle and Taylor. to me actually please don't drug me if you see me somewhere maybe what am i setting myself up for
some guy's gonna drug you at the delta 8 store
i was really talking to kyle and taylor
the guy who sells me my delta 8
sees this he's like kyle
wants to be drugged eh
sends me on a dmt trip
i never come back from
do you see uh speaking of dmt
trips you never come back from that
uh that dude um who we were
talking about the like 30 hits of lsd guy he uh he he saw our episode where we talked about him
and he commented on it i don't remember that guy yeah i remember oh there was a video it was a
video we didn't watch or something about him right yeah yeah the guy who did way too much acid but anyway what happened when he took the acid uh he said he like couldn't get home he like slept on not slept but like just
like shivered and was scared on a bus for a while not understanding reality or who like who he was
or where he like like he had like he said 30 plus hits uh it was a person it was a person in a video
that drifter had seen
and it was a video we couldn't, like it wasn't a very
good show topic because
Maybe I'd stepped away to piss or something. I really
have no memory of this.
But yeah,
30 hits of acid would be
a very interesting thing
to go to another place. You'd think it would.
You can OD on acid.
Can you? I just made that up but
i thought it was that's what happened to ted kazinsky i mean i know you can od on pop tarts
like there's an amount of pop tarts that if you just consume that many once you die you'll die
yeah i'm not sure that lsd has uh hasn't i mean if you just drank enough of it
i don't think you can overdose on lsd woody did you think i took 30 like like like for like
to be helpful woody and you probably know this maybe to someone who's listening a dose of lsd
is one or two tabs it's not five or ten and it's certainly not 25 or 30 that's uh that's
that's like me telling you I smoked a pound of marijuana last night.
So at 10
tabs, you might need to be hospitalized
overnight. That's happened.
I don't know about that one.
That sounded like a pussy.
He was 15.
See? Get out of here.
Of course he had. Dude, any 15-year-old who takes 10 tabs he was 15 see get out of here dude
any 15 year old who takes 10 tabs of acid
and doesn't have to be
hospitalized should get a goddamn medal
like that's so hardcore
an honorary degree
this is Professor Michael
she threw up all night
you might be right it doesn't look
like OD'ing
on LSD is a common problem no because like
i don't there's a lot of reasons it's just like no one would you're not gonna overdose on it
because it's like i said the dose is one or two so like if you get crazy and you take four or five
you're nowhere near overdosing you Here's a guy who took LSD
and subsequently died.
But there is a complicating factor
in that they called the police.
The police beat him with
batons and hogtied him.
And then his breathing became
gurgly and he died.
So it might be that
he was gurgling when we got here.
LSD makes you more susceptible
to death by cop.
Yeah, I wouldn't
go with that one.
I don't have any good ones.
I don't think you can overdose on LSD.
Not in a realistic kind of way.
I think that you can overdose on LSD
in the same way that you can overdose on
Pop-Tarts. That if you sat
there and you ate an absurd
amount of pop tarts you're like yeah if you ate 500 pop tarts you die have you ever seen 500 pop
tarts no water you know anybody do you know anybody who has 500 no you can drink too much
water but sure i don't know anyone who has i can hardly finish a whole glass very quickly
yeah if it's a big glass then somehow the last quarter of it
you muscle down yeah whenever you hear about water poisoning it's almost always a like fraternity
uh initiation type thing where they're like making them drink huge amounts of water
and even that you don't really hear of very much because i would imagine not anymore because kids
die like like yeah after you know every generation
they're like hey let's do this thing where we do this and where we drink eight gallons of water
as a punishment and it's like yeah but tommy died so everybody kind of learns and comes up
with a new ridiculously stupid thing to do what are kids doing right now fentanyl
it's just too dangerous right now they're eating tie pods like like a few years ago
yeah right they were they were uh they were climbing up milk crates uh a few a few weeks
back yeah they're putting their jobs a whole lot talk about that i did see the milk crate i saw
that person fall i when i started watching that person everybody was climbing up milk crates for
it and there was only there was one i remember seeing it was in the middle of like a street and they had like brought out a bunch to
just like do in the middle of the road not in the middle of the road on the sidewalk and like yeah
i could i didn't know someone could fall off of milk crates that hard like like it went from like
a guy getting up there and they start to tip and he starts to go and then like he falls and like
the second you see the guy fall you realize realize, yeah, I couldn't control myself falling either.
And he just slams his head, cracks off the fucking pavement.
When you imagine yourself falling off milk crates, you imagine one of these deals, right?
That's not what seems to happen.
The milk crates give out and you drop straight down.
You drop straight out and you flip back and you crack your head.
You might land on some milk crates on
an angle. It's a bad
scene. It's...
There's no reason to be doing it.
There was no reason to be doing it.
That's true with a lot of these. I remember
when they were putting alcohol, like
rubbing alcohol in their hands and setting them on fire.
That was a bit of a meme.
Of course, the Tide Pods
was a fun time. Remember when they snorted condoms? Yes, that was a bit of a meme they were uh of course the tie pods was a fun what fun time when they
snorted condoms yes that was a good one one of those fuckers snorted condoms yeah they would
snort condoms and try to get it out through their mouth yeah yeah i saw a really pretty girl do it
and i was like hot all right all right do that and then let me put it on. Then let me take it off because they suck.
Where did they... Now do it again.
They can do it with a used condom.
Oh, that's awful.
Where did they get all these milk crates?
Who has access to like 60?
Literally like 60 of them.
Where do they get the milk crates?
I've never considered that, but yeah.
Yeah, so I'm wondering what they're doing now.
I remember they were doing some sort of thing
where they like had a cap in their mouth
and they like created suction to like make their lips
like super engorged, remember that?
Yeah, man, what a bunch of stupid nonsense.
Yeah, that was a silly one.
Oh, remember when this,
kids were more hardcore in the early 2000s though.
Remember when everybody was like sit like, like, you know, driving their cars and then you get out and like let the car roll while you like did a stunt.
Yeah.
Like they would dance next to the car or they would go.
Yeah, they would go.
Sometimes they ghost ride.
They get on top of the car, want to roll down the interstate or something.
But I've seen him like just kind of five miles per hour.
Get out, do a thing, jump back in.
That was a that was a big thing for a while.
I think a lot of people got hurt.
That's safer than this milk shit.
I'm watching people fuck themselves up so bad on the milk thing.
Dude, the baby swing challenge.
Have you heard of this at all?
No.
Tell me about the baby swing challenge.
Basically, you go to a playground and you go in the swing that's for babies.
It's not just a strap that goes under your butt, but it has leg holes and sort of a front and a back.
It's almost like a diaper almost that you climb into and swing in it.
If you're a baby, the swing comes up to your mid-belly or chest and they can't fall out.
But if you're an adult, you get stuck in it.
your chest and they can't fall out but if you're an adult you get stuck in it and i mean they're like calling the police to get people removed from baby swings they've been wedged into
what i mean this one's safer like no one's getting a challenge
oh that's i think that's really bad for you because you can like breathe all that in and well i i think that it's really bad for you for a lot of reasons okay i wouldn't have guessed it
was so bad for you yeah derek's done a whole video about this and how it's it's silly um
yeah that's crazy i remember scooping is bad yeah don't do that i do remember
to wet scoop which i don't think you call it that that's what you call it
that oh they call it a wet scoop wet scoop sounds dirty
keep calling it that you hear brian hooked up with tammy last night he gave her the wet scoop
what a whore i'm so happy to be back in the gym so i hurt my wrist like six weeks ago
and it was pretty well
hurt. I went to the doctor. He said I couldn't lift. So I do what I do. I start negotiating
with him. I don't stop at the first no. I explained to him how my diet's better when
I'm lifting. I'm all recovery oriented. My sleep schedule gets better. He's like, yep, yep. Those
are all good things about exercising, but no.
If you come back soon, you'll re-injure it and restart the clock.
He's like, it heals on a predictable
schedule and that's just what's up.
I'm back in the gym now.
I feel good. I never lost enthusiasm
for it. I just lost permission for it.
It's good. I'm glad for you.
Yeah, psyched.
Feels better. Do you see your... So many nagging injuries. We I'm glad for you. Yeah, psyched. Feels better.
So many nagging injuries.
We're going to have to get you some
human growth hormones.
Those bones.
You've broken a lot of bones
the last couple years, huh?
Need to drink more milk.
I broke the leg and the finger
in the last...
Taylor, how many bones have you broken the last year or two
i'm at four
i'm probably just being silly because you do have this very active lifestyle um but like to me
that's just what summers are every winter i i get like in better shape and then every summer i get
derailed by injury but that's not what you're doing this summer you should get a dexa scan
because they
they do your bone density or maybe like doctors have some way of doing that like i don't know
with a wand maybe maybe have one of those like a led x for your bones or something
scan result revolve what am i looking for reveals other truths that i'd rather not know what if my
body fat percentage is like 31? It's definitely not.
This was Kyle's idea, Dick.
Because one of my favorite parts of getting the DEXA scans
and taking the testosterone
and lifting, because all these things
kind of worked together, was that my bone density
kept going up
until I was at negroid
level bone density level.
They have thicker bones?
Yeah. You jump in a pool pool you just look like a stone
like african-american bone density is on a completely different color than ours it's so
different i read that a natural testosterone levels black guys have the highest than white
guys than asian guys and part of me was like that sounds
racist and a part of me was like but i could have called that you know like yeah i i am zero percent
surprised at that stack ranking yeah yeah i i i think that checks out that checks out i'm pretty
sure that's like legit actually true it's if was a baseball announcer, I'd be fired right now.
But I am right about this.
Your color commentator would be slowly edging out of frame.
Jimmy the Great.
You're telling me that big buck down there,
he was a bitch, boss.
And he squeezed that fucking mallet.
Oh, my God.
Jimmy, you're not supposed to say that.
We're off the air.
Barry Bonds could hit a home run
with his forearm, I bet.
I was too young to know that story,
but was like the response like,
how fucking outrageous.
What a baseless claim.
And now back to the NFL.
Did he say they had an extra tendon
in their ankle or knee or something?
Isn't that not true?
Oh, I don't know.
I thought you were talking about the bone thing.
The bone density.
Like the Greek?
No, I think for a while there was this idea that black people had an extra muscle, ligament, tendon.
I'm going to keep that up.
I tell children that.
Go into the chain link fence at local middle schools
I grab their little
fingers and pin them to the chain
and I'm like never forget black men
have an extra tendon.
This is Johnson it's the bone density guy
again.
Get out of here.
I tell them make believe
facts about various races.
But you sprinkle in true ones
every so often to keep them on their toes.
I'm making
these kids critical thinkers. Asians
will steal your teeth. And then I just
spread it away. I don't know. He was right
about the bone thing.
I went
flying last weekend and
my friend almost died
again. You have to understand.
So we're doing this acro stuff over the water and uh my my friend and i are the the two i don't know how to say this
without being an asshole we're the two best badasses of the group yeah so we're kind of
like we have this thing called the infinity belt i guess. And we're both trying to achieve the infinity tumble before the other guy.
It's a complicated move.
And he's busting him out, and I was working on something else.
And then I take my turn.
And all of a sudden, it's like, whoa, this is no fucking joke.
Woody's killing it.
So he goes up there trying to pass me.
It goes poorly.
He pulls the brake when he's not supposed to pull it.
The wing gets all tangled up in itself.
It's called a bird's nest where it's just fucking laundry with strings wrapped all over it.
And he's falling down and it's unfixable.
So he throws his reserve.
We pluck him out of the water and it turned out okay.
But like, I don't know. i think he's a better pilot than me
but i wonder if that's because he just gives him like permission the whole club
better yet he has thrown over the last three years probably six reserve parachutes and the
rest of the club combined is at zero so huh yeah it's like not a good ratio yeah
i would do more radical moves too if i was on the bleeding edge of death all the time
like i try to like it's a little push it one percent more one percent more one percent more
and until we like ease up on the progression and improve on a schedule without dying.
He just finds the edge and then backs away a little.
No, he passes the edge.
He needed a hero six times.
Zach's line was sick.
Yeah, he goes past the edge,
throws his reserve, and so far survives.
He packs his own reserves.
Do you guys have call signs?
In training, they gave us a call sign,
but we don't use it or anything.
I'd want a call sign.
Mine was snowflake.
And it was originally because I just wilted in the heat.
But they told my daughter, he's snowflake.
And she's like, is that because he's pasty white
and falls from the sky? Which I think is is a better description that's really bright of her um
man you know everybody hopes that if they were a native american
they'd end up with one of those cool names right yeah cool name walking bear killing bear sure
fucking fucking bear who stands tall or fucking i I don't know, eagle who sees all
or fucking rabbit
who fucks many or
anything really.
You can be fucking crazy.
We're a pretty cool group of guys, but you're gonna want to be wary
of raping weasel.
But if you ended up being like
shithead Steve or something, it just fucking
stuck. And you know, back then, it's not like you can move to a new village you can't you show up this is it just
getting murdered yeah you ever think about that how like like people are kind of like um weird
about like awkward public situations these days like you always see like those reddit threads
about the most embarrassing thing people did in high school or whatever when they were kids and uh it's a lot easier to to
stomach that in modern society because you just move you know like we don't all live in that same
like little little town that we're from little or big to whatever we're not from there anymore
it doesn't matter if we for for example, Kyle Walker, shit
myself in the first grade. You shit yourself
in the first grade. I'll never forget Kyle Walker. I don't care.
You shit
your loincloth and your cave society.
Everyone knows forever.
Imagine going to a new tribe.
Hey guys,
I'm here. I think I want to switch tribes. I want to be with you.
What's your name? I'm
Walking Bear. I know you. Your think I want to switch tribes. I want to be with you. What's your name? You know, I'm Walking Bear. Oh, I
know you. Your drinks don't come.
We were told of your
approach. We know your shit's himself
Sabretooth.
What's crazy
is they named you that as a child.
If you built
a poor reputation
as a kid,
that's Tommy that you went to first grade with
and now you're a 60-year-old man. You're just there forever.
Tommy's there
at 60 years old. Tommy's like,
you know he shit himself once in the first grade.
It doesn't work.
It's much better to be in this
global society that we're in now. We can get away
from those things. You can run away from shitting
your pants. Run away from your problems.
As long as there's no video of you shitting your pants.
Oh, God.
Even then. You know what's funny?
It's a deep fake. You've seen those videos of people
shitting their pants, right? Yeah.
Like the ones where people are in public and they're like,
and then they just sort of
take a half-assage shit in public.
Dude, can you imagine
you're about to do that and you're just like,
oh, oh, oh, like oh oh no he shit himself
because he died that's what happens
nothing
nothing
sticks anymore it used to be like what if your nudes
get on the internet and that was like a bad thing
there's so many nudes on the internet
kill yourself because you're about to shit yourself.
To spare yourself the shame
of killing yourself.
You kill yourself.
Yeah, they all do that.
What did he say? He said, I don't have to shit.
And then he killed himself.
Then he shit.
All over the goddamn place.
Yeah, that's a reasonable way out of it
fully reasonable yeah woody you're uh carolina hurricanes just like my st louis blues five and oh both of them yes i've been following closely they're they're so good this year so good this
year and we have the most handsome and
most badass coach in the league. I believe
our coach could beat up every other coach.
Probably.
Literally. I don't think there's another coach that could
hang with our coach. Our coach could maybe
play and he's 50.
Maybe. Rod Vrindamore is in
incredible shape.
Yeah. And dude, the community
around here fucking loves him.
I think he coaches a youth hockey team as well and like he's just patient with the children all the moms are down with this guy he's not sure he's a credit to the community he like he was
holding up like the stanley cup like or it showed some video of him doing that and it was like he
must have been like in his 40s at the time doing it i think it was at some photo op and like he's shredded like those those like kind of abs that are visible despite the amount
of coarse muscle you have built around it where it's like if he put on like a little bit of weight
would disappear but like yeah looks he's the best he definitely the the toughest current coach
the blues coach could have taken him in a fight during their careers, but that's only because
Craig Berube was not a superstar. He was a
fourth-line fighter. Could he have ever beaten him
during his coaching career? Probably not.
I get it. If you take peak against peak, alright, cool.
He was a fighter, but he could be one of the
best, the most athletic coaches ever.
So many of the GMs, general managers, they're just
fat, older guys in their 50s and 60s.
And then there's Mark Bergevin for the Montreal Canadiens.
And the only thing he likes to do in life is GM,
the Montreal Canadians and lift weights.
And so like,
he's just like,
he's sitting there like in like the biggest Montreal t-shirt they can find
for him.
So it's all billowy and he's still just veiny is all fucked.
Just absolutely ripped.
Just like,
you know,
we didn't have what it took tonight.
And,
uh,
you know, you know, I, I'm going to get in there and I'm going to give him a piece of all of our minds.
Believe me.
None of us are too pleased with how this went down.
You're pretty sure he's on steroids?
Not that much.
I'm just joking.
But, yeah, the Chicago Blackhawks, they not only have they not won a game yet this year,
Chicago Blackhawks, not only have they not won a game yet this year,
they have not had a lead yet,
which is remarkable to be like six games into the season and never have a lead.
We started every game tied, but from there it went downhill.
It hasn't gone the right way yet.
Maybe someday.
Oh, no, wait.
Now we're losing our GM.
Well, I guess losing the GM isn't going to be that big a deal,
the on-ice product.
But I can imagine at at least tain uh cane and taves like getting interviewed
upcoming about all this stuff that's probably got to be distracting if you're trying to play
a game in the nhl and you're like not even a thought on your mind about winning the game
just like oh shit i got an interview with fucking CNN after this.
The Charlotte Bobcats in basketball.
I think they're 3-0, which is a nice start.
I don't think they've had a winning record in the last five or six years.
And they were interviewing about it.
And a new guy's on the team.
And he's like, never?
And he's an established star on that team. He's like, you start win? Like, never? And he's like an established star on that team.
He's like, you know, you start off like 0-2 and then you just
never pick it up from there.
0-2. An 82
game season.
You go 0-2 and you phone it in,
boys. Who cares?
I don't even care.
They just never led with their 3-0 doubt, which is their
best record in ages. And yeah, they just said led with their three at odot which is their best record in ages and yeah they just
they hadn't won their first game in four years or something like that that's pretty terrible
midia midi got a job um doing security again and uh he sent me a video and a message earlier it
says i had to tussle with a homeless guy on Friday. Nice. Mitty's like fucking wrestling
with this homeless guy in what looks like
some kind of department store.
I'll leave it at that.
He's like dragging this guy out like an old-timey
cop. It's great.
Oh, there's video of Mitty doing it?
Yeah, I've got a video of it.
You have to share that with us. We should watch it in the Hangout.
Mitty's a big boy, so I'm sure he handled
that homeless guy no problem.
Just dominated him. Yeah, he's a in the hangout. Mitty's a big boy, so I'm sure he handled that homeless guy no problem. Just dominated him.
He's a full-sized American, Mitty.
He is corn-fed.
What does that mean, corn-fed?
I think it just means
big Midwestern guy.
This is a guy who's
strong. Jeremy might
be corn-fed, right?
He's Red Bull fed.
I've never understood corn fed.
There was a hockey player I thought who was pretty tough,
and they said, no, he's corn fed.
I was like, oh.
What is that?
I guess that's bad.
I didn't know.
Is that why his foot speed is so slow?
Because he's awful corn?
Oh, yeah.
Should he have been grass or hay fed?
Like, what would be the optimal way?
I feel like it just goes to a guy who threw hay bales over himself.
A grain man.
I'm keen off.
Rod Brindamore is keen off that.
That's why he looks like that.
Well, we've got our hangout in just a few minutes.
You guys want to call it?
Yep.
Let's do that.
PKN 375.