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pkn 382 kyle new phone what do you got uh i got the motorola uh power g or the motorola g power
it's one of those um how much was it shit like super crazy cheap like 130 or something like that
nice you know like like i know you're i there's some people out there with iphones that god they
just do so much more but um but this, but this one was like $130 and,
uh,
it's,
I got it because I had a three day battery life.
Um,
and I thought that was pretty cool because I have been using this little
fucker here.
And,
uh,
I mean,
it's just considerably like smaller phone.
Exactly.
Three days of battery.
That's a great feature.
Yeah.
My old one was light as fuck.
Um,
I thought that I had a brick here.
I was complaining to my friends and they and we googled it and apparently this is like 400
grams or something like that everybody else's phones were like 600 fucking grams or something
crazy so i'm the pussy who can't lift my phone you are not good at picking things up yeah i'm
the pussy that can't lift my heavy phone now um but uh but no i'm so excited like i just dropped
that one i i replaced him
every time i dropped him and break the screen because i don't feel like wearing uh using um
like screen protectors like those big cases and stuff like i just like to feel the phone
um so when i drop my just like make the phone yours again like is there pro i don't do um android
yeah so contacts and all that shit switch over. The authenticator
app that I use for a lot of things,
that has a really nifty way of importing
from one phone to another.
It's almost instantaneous. I think I used
a QR code from one phone to the next
and then authorized that with a PIN code
or something like that. But anyway,
the only thing that's annoying is, just like anything
else, is just sliding your apps over. And if you've got
like password stuff going on,
then it's easy to slide everything.
If you have to remember every password, it'd be fucking annoying.
Yeah, iPhone does that pretty well.
If you have both phones, it'll take your new phone
and make it like your old one.
Yeah, pictures and videos, I always just...
It's like, oh, so this is a photo album now.
It's not... Yeah, it's not yeah that's funny it's not that uh like
i don't know i have all these apps things i use rarely i have um weather apps i'm probably more
interested in weather than most people because of the flying stuff so i want to see like over
three different apps that have approaching thunderstorms and the direction and the
forecast and whatever and they're organized in all my little groups and stuff.
So it would be a pain to recreate that on every phone.
Apple does that pretty well.
Yeah,
I'm sure.
I'm sure it's,
but I don't use all the sharing stuff anyway.
So I kind of have to do a lot of stuff manually.
I'll do a lot with my phone.
I'm sure the iPhone does stuff.
Mine does.
I'm not so sure about that.
I'm not so sure my iPhone does more than yours.
It might be faster, but I haven't cared about phone speed,
and I don't remember how long.
Oh, speed.
Oh, who fucking knows anymore?
What are people doing with their phones
where they're worried about the processor?
Unless you're gaming.
Yeah.
It's mostly emails and texting.
Yeah.
Reddit is pretty low and low intensive on on my my phone's hardware but um
right the camera looks cool like how many i don't know anything about cameras but let me see what
the camera says it is the iphone has a fairly fancy image stabilization which helps you get
good pictures even in less than perfect situations but i put it on my motorcycle handlebars and broke
it right because so there's a mechanical thing like holding the lens,
you know,
steady like a chicken's head.
But if you vibrate it on a motorcycle,
it's like,
ah,
it just,
it dies.
And now every picture is just constantly freaking out,
shaking.
I need to get it fixed.
How long do you guys keep phones on average?
I've had this for,
I think a little over five years.
That's insane.
Okay. And never in my life, almost five it's it's been broken the screen's been a little cracked for two
years let me say this this is this is the weirdest thing i know about you at this point so like
like back when i was a kid back when i was a kid and and we had a phone that was literally drilled to the wall.
Yeah.
We replaced it more regularly than every five years.
Like, every five years, it's like, oh, shit, we're going cordless now.
And then it's like, oh, now it doesn't have to be a brick.
It'd be a slick little thing.
No, it's right on its last leg.
Like, it could die any time.
It's a Samsung, is it S7?
Oh, dude, you're so, you're like, yeah, five years. You're up to, like yeah five years okay 12 hours okay so that okay well then
they're they're that wasn't even a good phone when you got it no it wasn't but like i like like i'll
listen to youtube and stuff while i'm cleaning dishes or working and i'll just leave the the
phone open playing it and it has played youtube for so long that no matter what I have open, I can see the difference in
color where the screen is. I can see
the up arrow or up thumb
and down thumb. I can see like
what looks like random.
So badly.
You can just get one. They'll give you one.
It still works okay. No, it doesn't.
It doesn't.
It just looks bad all the time.
Outside of that. Outside of that.
I can still send emails, text.
I replace my phone every time I drop it and break the screen,
and it gets annoying.
I can deal with a little crack.
Or when inevitably, after a couple years,
it seems like they just get slow sometimes.
Maybe Apple's don't, but my Androids, some of them anyway.
I'm sure it varies depending on the hardware.
They've just kind of slowed down after a while,
and maybe it's what I've done to them or how much shit I've got on them,
but it doesn't matter.
So it's either dropping them, them going slow,
or the government taking them from me
because I've had a significant amount of phones taken from me by the government.
Apple's get slower.
I just had bought.
I'm sorry to interrupt you.
I just had bought, though sorry to interrupt you. I just had bought one of the flagship phones
last time around. I can't remember what
it was special about. I think it had a curved
screen or it had
maybe it was like 8K or something.
It was something like, oh shit, that's the one
that does the new thing. And I bought
an $1,100 phone and the government
took it like six weeks later. Did they give it
back? No, they Did they give it back?
No, they don't give it back.
They're in the take it business, not the give it business, Taylor.
I've rarely gotten things back from them.
Like only a couple of times have they been like, all right, you can have this back.
Turns out it was okay.
When the battery gets worse on an iPhone, they slow the processor down so the battery life doesn't get worse.
And for a long time people
were like maybe they still do they're like it's a scam they intentionally slow down your phone to
make you buy a new one and it's like no they thought that was the better customer experience
and they put a slider on it so you can choose now but yeah no i like that um i definitely see a
decline in the phone after a while and the battery
life for sure like the battery on this fucker sucks like like when i saw that this had the
three-day battery life that's what made me kind of like yeah get that one because i'm so sick and
tired of like being plugged into the fucking wall all the time and like if i'm going on a trip like
if i don't have like 70 or 80 percent like i don't feel i don't feel comfortable going on a real trip so this will do the this will do the trick now yeah cool cool is it how so cheap it was 100
like i think zach showed it it was like 180 was like msrp the back glass of my iphone is cracked
it's pretty fun camera needs to be fixed i have pre-paid for the repair because i have apple care
and i think it will still cost more than your phone.
It's going to cost more with AppleCare.
I like expensive things and nice things. I just don't see the gap there.
I agree.
Millions
and millions of people do, so maybe I'm wrong about something.
I have a few specific, actually
one specific paramotoring app that I
can't live without and it's only on the iPhone.
I'm sure there's a lot of like
there's probably some social media shit that
maybe the iPhone just does so well or something. I don't
fucking know. But to me, I just want
a glass of calls people. It's one of those
things that like I couldn't agree more
like it. Everything I need
done is done on a very simple phone.
I'm up when I upgrade from this one.
I may do a lateral move
to something like Kyle's.
What do you really need it for?
What do you use it for?
Texting?
Email?
Kyle's phone is a huge upgrade.
It's okay.
Fine.
It's a huge upgrade.
I bet his doesn't have color distortion.
I mean, you can program it in if you wanted.
But something else that I – there's a home gym forum on reddit and every once in a
while i'll pop in there and go to like top of the year and see what it is and like something even
dumber than going all in on a phone it will be a guy like taking pictures of like it's called like
an ivanko weight plate a calibrated weight plate which means that they went through extra levels to make sure that it's
exactly 40 kilograms or whatever it is and like it's got little holes cut out of it with like
to like make sure it's exact they'll like they put out a hole and put plugs in to balance it
and then it'll be a guy and i look up online they're hundreds of dollars a piece he's got
a thousand pounds exactly and that's like eight grand and then like the guy's
taking a picture of it you can see him in the mirror what are you doing with all of those
it's like my god like i don't know if you you're just all lower body man but i saw a guy give a
tour of his home gym and this thing had more equipment than a commercial gym
he had a fairly he had a good sized home gym maybe it was twice the size of mine or maybe the size of
taylor's but it was like it overflowed into the guest room like the guest bedroom in the hallways
and stuff and the equipment was packed in so tight you could maybe not use it i'm not sure if you could actually you know like a lot of times you
need to extend it and maybe pull it down or whatever this was clearly an equipment collector
and not a fitness enthusiast he's like hoarding more than he is using it that one guy on youtube
uh home gym reviews which one is uh i think his channel is just called no garage gym reviews
that's the name of his channel he's kind of balding yeah that guy's way stronger than you
i was gonna say yeah like everyone would always leave in the comments they'd be like
are you ever gonna use any of that shit like ever and like apparently it got to him and so he made
a video he's like my lifts and like he looks like a normal guy and he like repped like 315 on bench which is pretty impressive he squatted like well into the 500s
dead lifted well over 500 almost six and it's like okay this guy i don't know his body type
a way to describe it other than compact like he must be hard or something yeah he just said he
doesn't have human muscles he has chimp muscles because they look kind of like human muscles but they pull more yeah he's strong as
shit though so good for him i don't squat heavy i don't think it's there's a good trade-off to
squatting heavy unless you're like really competing to my squat is light i uh i feel like whenever i
step up the weight my knees start to hurt.
And I've used wedges.
I've used bare feet.
I've used weightlifting shoes.
I've had a personal trainer look at my form.
I might just not be a guy that squats heavy.
I bet there's something we can inject into those knees that would fix this.
Yeah.
Kyle, every time you say this, it is more compelling than the time before.
What's that shit that Joe Rogan and Tom Brady got where you go to Germany and they spin your blood in a centrifuge and they re-inject platelets?
Something like that?
The acronym has P's in it.
I've had that.
Okay.
When I broke my ankle, my orthopedic surgeon, his physician's's assistant did his like whatever thesis on prp
and was an expert i had it in my elbow as well i've had it twice could you tell a big improvement
it's one of those so i am the way that let me take a step back my wife will say i don't know
eat something not feel well and say this thing makes me drowsy.
I will be like, no, we need to do some controlled experiments here.
We need to see if this has repeatable results.
We need to try it again without it.
Maybe it was the time of day.
Maybe it was.
So to answer your question, six weeks later, it got better.
Now, was that because of the PRP?
Not.
I don't know yeah yeah it was either that they
put your blood in a centrifuge and carefully injected it into the target area or just luck
or that time had passed yeah right or maybe it took six weeks maybe you know yeah yeah you never
know i guess i guess but but they should know right they should be like oh yes this is healing
much faster than normal the um research
is inconclusive like it seems like on some parts of the body it works well on other parts of the
body it doesn't work well like you can get any answer you want maybe some human growth hormone
though into your knees or maybe yeah i don't think it matters where you put it i'm not sure maybe
you're right yeah no it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't cool you just put it in your fucking
deltoid everything It fixes everything.
And all your things get better.
You don't have to put it in a muscle.
You can go intra... What do you call it?
There's intramuscular injections and then intravenous,
and then there's subcutaneous. That's the one.
We're not going intravenous.
As soon as Derek's getting out the IV bag, I'm out.
You don't want intravenous HGH?
Kyle, quick word of advice.
Don't be such a pussy.
All right.
Watch your skull
grow in real time.
If he gets out the IV bag,
I'll stick on.
I thought that PRP stuff was way more
prominent. I thought I heard that
Tom Brady, LeBron, one of those guys
got it done a bunch and that made me think it was
something. Is that what happened?
In Germany, it might be stem cells.
Maybe.
That's what I want. Stem cells yeah what would you use it for oh just really petty things
like headaches hear me out hear me out what if in one arm we took the blood out and in the other arm
we put younger blood in wouldn't that substantially de-age a big chunk of me, your blood?
That's what supplies everything else.
It could be.
Get me some 12-year-olds.
Like young blood?
I mean, it couldn't hurt as long as they get the types matched up right,
that young, feral blood.
I think I honestly, like no joke joke i think i read something about this
recently but then that would make jackie a pedophile it might have been a 12 year old
it might have been a horror movie though i'm not sure afterwards they tied the mouth to the butt
to the mouth to the butt um no i'd take some uh blood. I'd take some stem cells, some growth hormones, some, I don't know, if baby eyeballs were the thing that made you feel better, I'd take some of that.
People are pumping young blood into their bodies.
I'm going to read what Zach put.
People are pumping young blood into their bodies to reverse aging, but the FDA says don't do it.
The Food and Drug Administration is advising people against young blood infusions.
and drug administration is advising people against young blood
infusions. Clinics say
the treatment can reverse
aging and memory loss.
But the FDA warms
these claims are unproven.
They're just trying to keep enough saved
for basis. Shouldn't you remember some
shit from the other person though?
Oh, yeah. That's how blood works.
Like third grade math class or something.
Right? Suddenly I'm going to feel really upset because Mary doesn't like me.
We'll take care of that now, but we're 6'1".
That's like a movie plot.
You get injected to try and cure your blood cancer,
and then you develop an intense crush on a nine-year-old.
That's right.
I can't help it.
They take you to court.
The Jared Fogle story. old i can't help it they take the jared fogel story the drug was meant for weight loss and it
did its job dude our house is side effect our house is low on food right now but i've been
eating disciplined and it's like so normally we have um i call it tropical food but it's just
like melons and cantaloupes and
grapes and blueberries and salt or strawberries and kiwis and stuff like that anyway that is what
i snack on and if i'm hungry i eat that and i stop being hungry cool when that's gone and the
chicken is gone and i start having like dry tuna straight from the can and sugar-free jello to get
through the i don't know how much
discipline i have left boys i'd rather be hungry than eat dry tuna from a can i like
you should get the you should at least get the flavored tunas they have like buffalo flavor
and teriyaki this exists yeah you tear it right apart and it's like it's like they're like
flavored like sauce and stuff they're pretty good i've that. What I used to do when I'd wake up starving is I had those little protein bars, the ones from Amazon.
I think the brand is Pure Protein.
They're like 200 calories and 22 grams of protein or something.
But I would wake up, and I would just be like, yep, this makes sense.
Let's get that protein synthesis kicking off at 3 a.m.
And I'm not sure it's not a good idea. Derek seemed to think that
late night eating and midnight eating
the digestion would
hurt your sleep.
But I was waking up anyway, so I was going to have a protein
bar.
I have been...
So the last time I lost weight
in this
winter-spring of last year,
I was pretty hard in the paint about really restricting calories.
This time around, not as much. I'm just pretty hard in the
paint about restricting bad food. So if I want to have
cantaloupe, I will eat it. I don't know anyone who just really
fucking blew up over their cantaloupe consumption.
And it's been working for me i've been uh
not suffering as much and losing weight do you like watermelon yes but it's not
everybody yeah the thing about watermelon has um a lot of uh it was it it was something it was
something that uh that helps you with pump it might might be lysine or something. I don't remember what it was, but I had switched to just eating that as my fruit.
That or pineapple toward the end because I had this idea.
Which explains the delicious cum.
The delicious cum.
The delicious cum.
And the delicious juice because I was so sick and tired of drinking that much orange juice every day
and using the orange juice in my protein shakes.
So I switched to the pineapple juice, my uh in my protein shakes so i
switched the protein the uh pineapple juice and it was really fucking tasty it's the same calories
virtually i've done that same thing what do you like with the cantaloupe where it's like you'll
all convince myself like i did this years ago like i i can eat as many strawberries as a snack as i
want so i eat like 43 strawberries and then it's like, okay, well, that was basically hard water.
Where's my real snack coming? Fruit does not fill you up.
If it doesn't, then you're right. I will have
a large bowl of fruit. This is more
than your typical cereal. It's a bucket.
It's a bucket. Okay a bucket okay five gallons but afterwards it like
you said i do feel like i don't poop afterwards i just pee and it's all gone but uh um i it does
solve hunger for me if you just eat it and give it a chance i got some mango in the refrigerator
i'm gonna try that out when i uh when i get out of here. In the summer, I'll do watermelon, like Kyle said.
Yeah.
I'm sure there's watermelons at the store, though, right?
They have them, right?
My experience is it starts to suck, though.
It's like you don't even want it.
Yeah, you sprinkle a little sugar on it.
It's good, though.
Genius.
Yeah, yeah.
Put some salt in there, maybe some fats.
Problem solved. I like to get mine in butter
yeah i mean i put gravy on mine have you ever seen those uh have you ever seen those crazy
expensive japanese grapes the enormous ones so in japan this so in japan um something it's
something about the color it's like ruby red grapes or something or crimson something or
another but uh they're they're first of all they're enormous and they're incredibly expensive and they have like three or
four different categories of of classification as far as like how perfect this this grape is
and the most expensive the the ones that are i think it's premium is like the highest grade
and i might have my years like moved left or right by a year, but in 2021, I think they had two bunches of grapes
in all of Japan that were premium.
That guy's holding one.
I mean, they look tremendous.
Get those dirty-ass fingernails away from those perfect grapes.
Those are big grapes,
but I don't know that they're worth that much more.
You don't even know how much.
So there were two bunches in 2021 that,
all right, these are premium. In 2020, there were two bunches in 2021 that that all right these are premium in 2020
there were none in 2019 in 2019 there were none like that's how high that level of classification
is they scan it with this uh this like star trek looking instrument that measures the sugar content
and then they they measure each berry and uh it's it each grape. I guess they're not.
Are grapes berries?
They look like berries. I don't know.
I honestly don't know.
But I kind of want one now.
Although, like, watching people eat them, it's a little gross.
Like, I watched this Japanese woman eating, like, $800 worth of these grapes.
And she was, like, peeling them, like, peeling the peel off and off and then like popping the inside in her mouth.
And like it was like exploding.
What a bitch.
That was who eats grapes.
Like was she eating it like a gross like.
Apparently everyone's tomatoes.
Apparently you're supposed to peel them.
You're supposed to like peel the fucking.
There are thousands of dollars and it's harder to eat.
They're most of them, I think, are like five hundred dollars a bunch or something like that.
Roughly.
Most of them, I think, are like $500 a bunch or something like that, roughly.
They are classified as true berries because the fruit wall or pericarp is fleshy all the way through.
I would have guessed not a berry because I thought the seeds had to be like on the outside or different in some way.
What do I know?
Interesting.
Fair enough.
I don't know anything about berries, but I like grapes.
I've never had this fancy-ass Japanese grapes, but I'd like to try them but i'm not i haven't i have a theory that the fancy ass japanese grapes can become more common that we just need to
like breed them and in like 2030 freaking they'll be like uh dispensaries or something i watched a
documentary about how they grow the grapes it's i don't know if all that's necessary to make a documentary they missed three out of four years this is a fair point i just people who grow pot don't grow them like i grew sunflowers as an
adolescent or you know prepubescent kid they're scientists about it and they love the flower and
the nitrogen and whatever other shit is happening. I don't know what that is.
But people take the passion they have for pot and put it into grapes,
and I believe we can pump those numbers up.
I mean, they might not be able to.
What's the name?
Are they morels?
Those things you have to hunt for in the mushrooms or something.
You have to hunt for them in the woods because they can't figure out
how to grow them correctly in agricultural. Are they they truffles or something some kind of truffle
or something where like the reason they're so rare and expensive is because you like they can't start
a farm of them yeah the way they grow or something yeah i guess i guess there's not too many things
we can't domesticate and like figure out a better way to do of doing it right would you ever go like
mushroom or morel hunting no No. I would need to know
how tasty they're going to be.
Unless they taste...
There's no chance they taste
good enough for me to go hunt them.
There just isn't. I still
have an issue with hunting mushrooms.
Okay, baby. I take it back.
I was wrong. You better watch your back
out there. They'll turn on you.
You're avoiding the other
hunters. The most dangerous game.
The morale.
They use pigs for the truffles, though.
I think there's a
Nicolas Cage movie that came out a couple years ago
called Pig. It's about
a guy who's a truffle
collector or whatever the fuck.
He's got a prized pig.
Pigs are really good at sniffing them out,
and somebody steals the pig,
and he's on a mission to get his pig back.
It's called Pig.
The whole movie?
That's the whole movie?
Apparently.
I haven't seen it yet, but I'm hoping he gets violent.
I'm going to watch it.
He's also got another movie coming out.
Is he in financial trouble?
Why is he doing all these?
See, that's interesting.
So he's got a movie coming out right now called
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. And the premise of the movie is that he plays himself. He plays himself, but everything else is fictional. And this guy offers him a million dollars to come to his birthday party.
I'm not going to do that.
And his agent's like, come on, it's a million dollars to hang out with the guy.
And he lands on the island.
I can't think of the actor's name, but it's the guy who played the Red Viper in Game of Thrones.
Yeah, Oberyn Martell, that guy. Yeah, with the spear.
It's that guy.
He meets him at the boat.
And he's like, Nicolas Cage, we need to get a few things straight.
If this fuck that's paying me a million dollars to come here
wants me to screw his wife and for him to watch
or he wants to screw her and wants
me to watch, that's out.
I'll get back on the boat right now.
He's like, I am the crazy man who owns the island
and I think you're okay.
I turned it off right there
like the preview because I was like,
I want to watch this.
Either of those things for a million dollars we're good right yeah right but not if you're nicholas cage no because he's got
many many millions yeah i mean he doesn't yeah yeah he can make a million by making another awful
movie yeah although i will say like like lately i don't know why he's making so many movies first of all um you would imagine he needs the money that's the most likely thing um but some of these are have been fairly
successful and he's making a lot of them and they're all weird lately like he's not making
any normal shit everything's weird like the color uh he made this movie called um color out of space
i think it's yeah i watched that yeah that was wacky uh i liked it though and
then obviously mandy and then he just made a movie where like this guy puts like explosive like
codpiece on him and and like wrist cuffs and neck cuff and like makes him go like rescue his
daughter with ninja swords or some shit i haven't watched that they like put a bomb suit on him and
it's like you have to find this mobster's daughter or it'll blow up and it's like
well what if he's i haven't watched it but what if he's like close to rescuing her when time's up
they're both fucked yeah that's why the exploding vest doesn't doesn't really work is have you have
you seen this other like rough movie he made i think it's on netflix called i think it's zoo
or the zoo or something and he's like an animal trainer on a freight ship and some like oh and a snake and
yeah it's loose and he's like a like a alcoholic like trying to take down you can't watch that
no that's that's one of the bad ones anything he does that has like a lot of like there's there's
different levels to shit sometimes he makes stuff that looks like sci-fi channel like really bad c
cgi color out of space i thought was like it looked good to me it had practical effects and
decent cgi and then mandy looked great to me i thought that was cool as fuck it looked expensive
it didn't look expensive it looked well made yeah and uh but this newest thing this like real life
kind of version of him i'm interested in that i don't know what he's up to i like nicholas cage
though yeah i like him too it's like there's something about his acting that's interesting
and also not very good.
He was great in Con Air, though, and he was great in The Rock.
I haven't seen Con Air.
Really?
Dude, you should watch that tonight.
It's legitimately good.
National Treasure is fun.
National Treasure is fun.
John Malkovich, he's in that, right?
John Malkovich is in it.
His character's name is Cyrus the Virus.
All right, I can picture the front of the movie, the DVD.
Yeah, yeah.
Steve Buscemi.
Steve Buscemi's in there.
Bubba from Forrest Gump, he's in there.
Good for him.
He didn't get much work after.
Who's the Mexican with the real bad face?
Danny Trejo.
Danny Trejo, yeah.
His name is like Johnny 49 or something like that.
And the number changes every time he
rapes a woman he keeps count of how many rapes he has he's kept count and he has tattoos of all of
his ladies uh like i don't remember what he has like like either hearts or something for every
woman he's raped he has a tattoo of and he's getting real rapey with the females like like
security guard that they've got like prisoner and uh cyrus the virus uh has to keep it being like stop with
the rape no rape she's a hostage and it's just like he keeps but but of course the guy all the
guy wants to do is rape so he keeps like trying to rape like trying to rape it's great it's great
and nicholas cage is stuck there he's supposed to be released and uh but he stays behind anyway
to try to like do some good and save his friends
that seems like risky business for danny trejo because rapists get beat up in prison and he's
bragging about it i think it's child molesters more than anything but uh but i don't know a lot
about that so according to the internet which must be true nicholas cage blew his 150 million
dollar fortune and he's taking film roles left and right to pay off his remaining
debts.
How do you have debt
when you were once worth $150 million?
It says he's worth $25 million.
It's the IRS.
So he was dodging
some pretty hefty bills at some point.
He didn't pay his taxes.
I remember that being a thing, but I assumed
that like... Who's the the country
music singer um kenny um not kenny but um um can he change the fucking old with the braids um
oh the guy who smokes pot willie yeah willie nelson willie nelson got in all that trouble
with the irs and they like took his mansion and all the shit and like but he like paid back
eventually and got i assumed nich Nicolas Cage had done the same.
Wesley Snipes did.
He went to jail.
Prison.
For a couple years.
He must have really
not paid.
How do you get to prison over not
paying taxes?
That doesn't make sense.
How's he going to make money to pay the taxes back? We've got Willie Nelson who didn't pay his taxes. And we've got Wesley Snipes who didn't pay his taxes. I don't know. That doesn't make sense. What's the difference? How's he going to make money to pay the taxes back?
Let's see. We've got Willie Nelson who didn't pay his taxes
and we've got Wesley Snipes who didn't pay his taxes.
Only one of them kills vampires.
One sings.
That's it.
That's it. If you want to be a musician, you'll stay right out.
That's rough.
Poor R. Kelly.
What happened?
I don't think that was taxes.
The musician thing didn't save him either.
No. So the Omicron variant,
have you guys been following this at all?
I don't think that exists
because I haven't watched anything
on television or allowed
anybody to talk about it, so I'm pretty sure it doesn't exist.
Allowed anybody to talk about it?
Yeah, everybody's like, you've heard about the Omicron.
Shut the fuck up!
I heard that it is a godsend
now hear me out i am an expert in these sort of things i've been studying virology since i'm young
so i am facebook qualified anyway the deal is apparently the omicron variant doesn't get you very sick. It's not as deadly. It's not so bad.
But it does seem unaffected by a lot of the vaccines and people who have antibodies from already having had COVID already.
So the problem with Omicron problem is that it spreads very easily, even amongst people who took took precautions not that it makes you really sick
so what this thing is is a herd immunity gift from god this thing will spread throughout the
population not really hurting anyone making us all resistant to covid it could i don't know that's
accurate um how do you know you've shot everyone you yeah that's true they would be saying that if
that were the truth they'd be like everybody get in the streets now actually i did hear that
i was listening to an hour-long podcast on something good like npr like you know legit ish
and uh they were saying they were describing the ultimate virus and like what would help us and
that was what they described.
They weren't saying the Omicron variant was that.
I think that's like, isn't that
a normal thing for a lot of viruses? As they
mutate, they tend to get less deadly, more
transmissible?
I mean, I know that I'm an expert,
but I'm not telling you.
But evolutionarily,
that would be a better step, right?
It would make more sense. Have you ever played Pl played plague that game where you spread diseases around the world last
thing you want to do is make it too deadly when you haven't spread to every country because then
all the other countries shut down their air traffic and you can't get your disease named
like my dick into norway you know what i'm saying you always have to amp up the sneezing the coughing
and then you go for brain hemorrhage at the end once you once you tag iceland finally you guys have never played that
no i know of it oh i know of it i haven't played it in years like it was probably 2014 but it was
a fun little game to pass the time at the enterprise rental counter desk before getting
screamed at by people dude it that wasn't your fault but also the system is designed to make people hate you
oh yeah i i can buy a bundle of grapes in 15 seconds and check myself out i can't rent a car
in less than 20 minutes it sucks the experience is so terrible it's terrible they had us working
on like a dot matrix printer that took half an hour to print out on its own.
And I can't count the number of times. It'd be midnight, and it's me and a manager.
And the manager's like, there's a flight landing in 10 minutes. We're out of cars.
And they're like, all right, Taylor, it looks like you got a pretty solid handle on this. I'll see you tomorrow.
And it's like, you're a piece of shit, dude. You know for a fact you ran tight.
Running tight means you have no cars on the lot because you get a little bonus at, dude. Like, you know, for a fact you ran tight, like running tight means you have like no
cars on the lot because you get a little bonus at the end of the month for not having anything
on there.
And you're going to leave me here totally Stockholm syndrome by the customers.
Like they'll get mad at me.
And I'm like, sir, you are preaching to the choir.
You're 100% right.
I'm going to talk to Hertz over there.
I'm going to talk to the Ava Scott.
I don't give a shit where you go.
Like, you're right.
You know what?
I'm going to call and complain.
What's your name? Tell him Taylor agreed.lor agreed taylor i gave you a high five on the way out and
apologized as i'm calling reservations are they just looking oh no they had reservations and you
don't have a car for people that have reservations so often yeah it was all it's so uncomfortable
because like they don't deserve that obviously they reserved it that's the way it goes if i showed up and i didn't have my car i would be genuinely pissed knowing how it works
i would be courteous to the person behind the counter knowing that they have zero control over
it but uh it i went through this just recently it wasn't a car rental my garbage hasn't been
collected the last two weeks two weeks is kind of hard to get through.
That's a lot more than that.
Three out of the last four weeks,
it hasn't been collected.
So they've been pretty bad for a while,
but it seemed like they would miss like once a month or something.
Even that's a lot.
You shouldn't have to feel like there's a 25% chance your garbage won't be
collected,
but having missed two in a row,
like now we have trash in the back of the golf cart,
making the garage stinky just because there's no room.
So I'm calling them to fire them.
And then I'm on hold and I'm on hold and I'm on hold.
I'm on hold for 25 minutes.
So I put them on hold and call someone else.
And I get voicemail and I tell them whatever.
They call me back.
I hire another garbage man.
And then I come back and I'm still on hold with the first people.
But now when they answer, they are getting fired, which is exactly what happened.
And just like Taylor and his rental thing, I wasn't mean to her.
She didn't fail to get to my truck.
But I was like, she failed to get to
your call yeah oh there's a little more like she sucked too because yeah because what happened was
um she's like i will cancel your uh payment for the end of december and i was like honestly i
don't think that's fair i haven't seen
you since november why am i paying for this month and it's not even a big deal i don't know it was
30 or something but when she said it i was just like but why would i pay i have you can't miss
yeah and she's like well let me put you on hold it was like 15 more minutes that she had me on hold
for 30 bucks that's below my hourly rate
my friends yeah in situations like that i'm like oh no no you won't need to talk to me again because
here's where here's where i am which means it's where we are i'm not paying that's a good move
i like it it was a refund but yeah uh still i would have rather said like scary i want my money i would have rather said
hey you know what why don't you just call me back or handle this when i'm not on hold because
i didn't know that it was going to be 15 it was like a 45 minute phone call did you tell her that
you had managed to hire someone while being on hold yes yeah and like that that blows me away
like the other company like i left a message and they
called back and got hired while i was on like there's so much more responsibility and they
got me to trash cans the next day which was today it's one of those things where it's like if
if it's bad it's it's like what the fuck is the problem but but if it's good you never even think
about it but i've i have had like good trash people and bad trash people my people now show up and they are not qualified to use that robot arm these fuckers should they
should make them get out of the truck and fuck it it must be two little kids in there having fun
they ripped the fucking lid off my garage off my um my trash can my trash can although now that i
mentioned it that's just a freudian slip because um there was like a leaf
or something in the way of the garage door so it didn't want to like close and instead of like
going in and getting a broom there was like a lot of leaves like they had blown in and i didn't i
couldn't find the one leaf so i was just like fuck this i'm just gonna like pull the disengage and
i'm just gonna like pull the garage door down because i can do that you know it doesn't want
to close because it thinks it's a car or something in the way so i did that and then so i went back out there today and i'm like all right re-engage
it and i i go to i press the button which makes the arm reset to the end so now i can lift the
door and the spring explodes damn and it sounds like a bomb going off inside the garage it was
so fucking loud you know it's that huge coil spring that's wound the fuck up and it
just broke like in the middle like like it didn't disengage from one side of the other like like the
spring itself broke like full charge and i thought i'd been shot so your garage door is fucked so now
my garage door is a little workout that i get to do like anytime i want to leave the house because
pull day we're doing deadlifts oh it's push day because you got it's already down so you got to
get that you got to squat and like get it here and then you got to like do a squat and then an
overhead press when i was doing it i was thinking like how hard is this how am i going to explain
to people how hard this is your wife can't do it um okay okay um
a kid couldn't do it for sure and a shorter man definitely can't there was there's a point when
i'm like finishing it off where i'm like like exerting i would say it's 150 pounds
isn't it pretty light near the top but at the top there's nothing because there's one point
there yeah it's when the door is straight up and down
and you're lifting an entire garage door
that it's real fucking heavy down at the bottom.
As I get toward the top, it gets lighter and lighter.
The problem is
I'm not strong enough to
ease it down when it's time
to come home because it starts getting
away from you real quick. It goes from nothing
to 100 in your fingers
instantly.
And so every time I come home, the neighbors know it.
Is this a two car garage?
Yeah.
Dude, your garage door must be heavy as shit.
Because I had to do this just earlier today.
Because it would do that thing where it goes all the way down.
And then goes and then goes back up.
So I had to pull the little thing, disengage it.
But I lift it up all
the time mine's pretty buttery smooth i just need to grab one little handle right you know why why
springs don't have a spring yeah it's lifting half it's lifting it for you silly head oh well
see that does make sense now yeah you're on the assisted machine and i'm doing i'm out there with
well i hope my spring doesn't bust i gotta call him to get that fixed though i keep forgetting You're on the assisted machine and I'm out there with raw steel.
Well, I hope my spring doesn't bust.
I got to call them to get that fixed, though.
I keep forgetting and then I go to leave the house and I'm like,
fuck, that's right.
It's push day again.
The garage door seems like one of those things that you don't realize how expensive it is to repair until it's busted.
It's not on me.
That's got to be like a them thing.
I hope.
You rent, right?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, then definitely.
For sure? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, then definitely. For sure.
Yeah.
But it's been a mild winter so far.
It hasn't been cold at all.
I'm still in the backyard like hanging out in my chair and stuff and watching the stars at night.
I messaged you guys the other night with a super Venus.
The thing was crazy bright.
Dude, you wrote that and it was super gay.
You're like, boys, Venus is super bright tonight and it's at
four o'clock off the moon and i'm like all right that was gay but i'll go look i'm so happy you
wrote me that was really cool they go outside and they're like dear god dude it really was like
it was brighter than any star it was so bright weather here we keep
getting a bunch of tornadoes because like it'll be monday it'll be 70 degrees and then tuesday
it'll be 37 and then wednesday it'll be 65 and then thursday it'll be 41 so it's like i guess
with all those hot cold hot cold hot cold like we're supposed to we just got a huge amount of
tornadoes last weekend to the point that like my wife and I,
we were picking up some food and we were driving back.
Like we were sitting there while we were at the restaurant
and the whole restaurant does that like amber alert thing.
Like the whole, all the phones.
I'm like, oh, someone must've been stolen.
And then it was like, in your area,
810 is gonna be struck by a tornado and i look at my phone it's 808
it's like well this isn't good we get in the car to leave and it was like
the like i like to think i can drive in the rain pretty well it was like the first time driving in
the rain that it's like oh i can't see anything like it's too much movement like your car is getting like pushed a little bit from the wind on the side thankfully we made it back
okay and it's our our house was fine because uh like we just lucked out but there were pictures
from kentucky did you see those like a town in kentucky got flattened by a couple tornadoes
so where that tornado like goes through is right where I've been driving up into Illinois to like hang out for a few days and smoke weed.
It's like it went through northern Kentucky or like a northern part of Kentucky that touches Illinois right through there.
So I saw it flatten that candle factory and also like an Amazon warehouse.
And I guarantee when they get to the bottom of it, there's going to be something where like they wouldn't let those amazon employees go home early or something like that they're like no no no
it's fine it's fine and then the fucking thing collapsed on them i guarantee when they get to
the bottom of it that that'll be the case i think six people died in that warehouse right
i have no idea i didn't really follow it again i don't watch the news anymore i'm done with it
it's it's it's always sad and depressing um i just don't care. It's never affected me once.
I am watching sports.
I get on ESPN.
Oh, man. That's right. The fucking Amanda
Nunez fight. Have we talked about that on
any of our shows yet? I watched the GIF of it.
That was great. It was so good.
Amanda Nunez is the greatest
female fighter to have ever lived.
And Kyle bet against her.
And he won.
It's the greatest upset in UFC history. history and i had 20 going the right way so did you get 14 140 or something like that okay
yeah um and it was a good night because like i used the same site that i play poker on
um to to make the wager so like i won like that 140 came in from the man in nunez fight and then
i won like 300 in poker or something of Nunez fight and then I won
300 in poker or something like that. It was a
fun night. By the way, if anybody plays on
America's Card Room and you want to use
my code,
my username is MoGh
if you want to use my referral code.
What do you get? A few bucks? I get 50
every time one of you uses my referral code.
$50? Yeah. If you guys send a bunch
of money, we'll out. How do you spell it again?
M-O-G-H.
You have to use that thing.
There's like three letters that go before it.
Let me see what they are.
But if I were to get a bunch of referrals or something,
I would probably stream and we would do something silly with the money.
I don't think there will be.
But if anyone wants to play poker, I've been playing a lot of tournaments.
It might be if you use the big show.
How have the tournaments been going?
Consistently ahead, honestly. I've been playing a lot of tournaments on the big show. How have the tournaments been going consistently ahead?
Um,
honestly,
um,
every night I think,
um,
I'm usually first,
second or third.
I play sit and goes though.
I play sit and goes.
So like,
um,
it's like nine players go in and,
you know, we played the top three.
One comes out,
uh,
top three,
top three,
get paid.
You get your money back and a little more if you're in third place.
Um, so I like playing those and I like playing, just regular texas hold them at uh like either 50 cent one dollar or one dollar two dollar there's a bunch of cool stuff on there
i have never i've never once in my life bet on a sport
no but i have so many friends who have done it and they seem to be having fun with it.
I don't think I've ever bet with
the house. I've made lots
of small bets with friends.
Yeah, I don't think I had ever
bet with the house either, unless maybe in Vegas
I bet on a horse race or something one time
that I don't even fucking remember.
I used to bet on football games in high
school all the time.
I would write it down on my notebook and
make them initial it because that's how people agreed like it was like oh you want to bet on
the raiders fine fine fine you know here it is woody plus seven whatever initial it right here
and uh that's what it because otherwise they wouldn't remember it the way i did
so it was good yeah if you use code r a h and then dash m o g h i think you get something too
i think you get like 10 or 20 but i'm not positive about that it's a win-win yeah it sounds good the
man you're beating the man and i like i always think like oh yeah i'm gonna download fucking
whatever the biggest sports betting app is and try that and it's always like okay let me look at sports that i would bet
on it's like okay well knowing my past history of hockey playoffs not gonna bet on hockey because
i'm kyle just guessing against what i pick is right is more correct every year yeah every single year
all he does is pick the opposite of me and he's more correct and then i look at football and i'm
like okay well this team's nine and3 and this one's 3-9.
I'm going to go 9-3.
It's like, oh, you bet $100, you can win $102.
All right, so I'm on my sports bookie thing right now.
You can bet football, soccer.
All right, I'll skip.
Let's get Chase.
You can bet all the major sports plus table tennis, martial arts, darts,
rugby, handball,ball volleyball snooker politics
and futures what is futures oh football basketball golf and soccer futures okay
that's interesting dirty would bet darts and shit just for fun um okay random bet so maybe
you'd like to bet on the upcoming presidential election um it's like three fucking years away
but we don't
know who's gonna be running so i've got a huge list of names though and they all have odds then
you can place a bet right now so like who do you think's like a real long slot who's kind of in the
conversation or at least they're in the field paul ryan paul ryan let me find his name what kind of
odds would you get from him those have got to be real good odds because i haven't heard that guy's
name in forever all right i apologize paul Paul Ryan is not one of the names.
I'm just going to tell you who the names are.
No, I can't do that.
There's too many fucking names.
Who did judge?
He's got to be here.
Yeah, I would expect him.
He's kind of one of the top three Democrats.
Where are you at, Pete?
Is Hillary on there?
Maybe 2024 is her time.
That's her time.
People will start wanting it.
You know what?
She was too young before.
She didn't have the wisdom.
You know that woman we hated for the last
30 years?
Buddha Judge is plus
$1,850.
$100
if he gets elected pays back at
$1,850.
Can you do not just elections? Can you do
who the parties pick?
I'm sure on a different
website, but right here, it's
I can do either party, or
I can do, but it's all presidential
election. What do you win if you
bet on Biden
or Kamala? If you say Kamala.
Kamala?
If you put
There's got to be way less money,
less of a payout than Buttigieg.
So $1 pays $6.50.
That's still pretty good.
Yeah, she's plus $6.50.
Joe Biden is plus $4.25.
Michelle Obama, plus $8,500.
Donald Trump, the most likely candidate.
The most likely winner at plus $3.15. By a long shot, he is the most likely candidate. The most likely winner at plus 315.
By a long shot, he is the most likely.
Dude, I really look forward.
I know people don't like politics talk, or at least too much of it.
But Trump is intriguing to me.
First of all, he somehow makes news more interesting.
I think both sides, everybody agrees.
The ratings are indisputable.
When Trump exists in the political sphere, more people pay attention.
Love to love him.
Love to hate him.
That's what's up.
The next time he runs, there's going to be a lot more dirt around Trump.
His actions on January 6th, his actions throughout his term.
The dude's like federally barred from running a charity now because of the way he used it as a personal slush fund.
I want to see what his opponents say about him in the debates.
Like, I think it'd be really fun to see DeSantis or something just stand up and say, like, why are you voting?
Like, this is what this guy is.
I wonder.
I want to see it.
It'll be a show.
Can I bet against one of them?
Or is that not how it works?
I wouldn't think you could bet against him. You to bet for someone i don't know but um yeah the next political especially on the republican side is going to be great theater
showmanship if i could bet money and there's like a bet where it's like that trump will not
be the next president i would do that like he has
no chance i think any chance he has he has the most chance to get he's the favorite why do you
think he has no chance because he's banned from all big tech that's his main outreach
no it definitely doesn't it definitely does he has been real he hurts himself when he goes up
there and represents himself and says you know what what? I got this great idea. We should put disinfectant in your blood or maybe shine a light bulb up your ass. It hurts him when he's quiet. The idea of Trump, a guy from the outside who's for the little man who hates immigration and loves pro-life is a much more compelling candidate than the guy who actually tweets at you i i i disagree i think that he riled people up with
his social media presence and i can't see how losing the reach to hundreds of millions of
people like like there's pretty much five sites now and he can't participate on any of them and
so like he has no control over narratives at all and so like they might have to give a media they're
not they took it away from him when he was president they're not gonna give it back he had a social media presence when he ran for president and he beat himself he lost
all joe biden did was stay in a basement and take zoom calls while trump got out there and spread
his gospel and people said no well you could look at 20 or 2016 like he won because of because of
that social media reach i just i i just i find it very hard to
believe that like losing reach to hundreds of millions of people is going to help him in any
way it's like a lot of the boomers who are going to vote for him they don't know how to access his
new app if that's even going to be a thing like it's just but in the same way like if they say
hey who's going to win joe Joe Biden or the unnamed Republican?
The unnamed Republican kicks their ass every time. And we could flip it the other way.
Who's going to win, Trump or the unnamed Democrat?
It is hard to beat a guy who's unnamed.
It doesn't have anything to dislike him about it.
Trump gets to be closer to that unnamed guy when he's not on Twitter shooting himself in the foot day after day after day.
And I see how you see it as him shooting himself in the foot day after day after day and i see how you see it as
him shooting himself in the foot but it's like for his base that's not what it was it was oh look at
him he's firing back at msnbc oh that makes me want to go out in november whatever the fuck
his base is one third of the country and that loses like he he's got to win over people who
are independent and he's going to have a hard
time reaching anyone who's not already all bought in if his only access to people is via his own
probably poorly run he's going to be all over cnn fox news and all the major networks in 2016
kyle's right he called them all the time he he would get on fox news almost every day and do
chats with fox and friends or Hannity
or whatever and
I want to say it wasn't just them I
feel like he called into definitely
CNN maybe MSNBC
he called into fucking Howard Stern
but like you said a different time
they allowed him to call into those shows 2015
because it was great for ratings
they saw it as a
stop it they allowed him thing
he absolutely when Trump calls they need him they want him the phone they love it
brian stelter is no trump fan but i guarantee you if trump wants to get on his show he gets on
anytime he wants anytime he wants anytime he wants maybe any any anytime he wants any network he can
make a phone call and they will put him on the front of their air right then he could be like
can i come and sit in with fucking and anderson cooper yes what time anderson's asleep right now
but we're jostling the cock out of his mouth he's coming jeb bush made these jeb bush made
these complaints he's like why why do you guys have trump on so much you know why don't you have
other the candidates on it's not fair and they're like jeb call us you're jeb bush we'll take your
call call in trump calls in that's how he gets on the air like jeb call us you're jeb bush will take your call call in trump calls
in that's how he gets on the air you're just complaining that you're not getting as much
attention when you're not the best part is i bet trump doesn't mind sitting on hold at all i bet
he's got like three phones they're all on hold this is gonna be a good morning like one of them
is like oh is like fucking jay rock in the morning or something. Like some tiny little radio station. I mean, I hope he becomes
a big part of the discussion
again because having to slice
down on the Trump impression, it's getting rid
of a lot of material.
Oh no, it's coming back. Don't worry, it's coming back.
Or we need a, okay, we need someone
with a funnier voice than
Kamala or Biden. You know what we need?
I want a disabled presidential candidate.
Severely. I want a disabled presidential candidate. Severely.
I want a guy who has like,
one of those voice boxes.
An anti-smoking ad and a president.
No, he's a veteran.
I could go for an athlete.
I watched that Dave Chappelle special again last night.
It was so fucking funny.
He was talking about like transgender people in the bathroom.
And he's like,
he's like,
you think I'd feel comfortable?
The point was he wouldn't feel comfortable
if a woman walked up in a dress
next to him and pulled a big dick out.
That would make me very uncomfortable.
She should be over there in the women's bathroom in her dress.
Just like if a dude
fucking backed up to the
urinal next to me
and started pissing that way.
I'd just be like,
that man is pissing
out of his ass.
That's odd
he must be a veteran thank you for your service that was a great joke that is a great joke i uh
if a dude pulled up an address dude whatever whatever they want to be called if a person
pulled up an address and peed in the urinal i don't think that would bug me too much. But if a guy backed up in a dress and peed in the
urinal, I don't think I'd like it.
That one actually does
catch my attention. Neither one of those would bother me at all.
I might laugh if somebody
backs up to a urinal though. Eyes to the wall!
That's a rule. I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to get
the fuck out of distance because I don't know they're trying to pee
out of their butt. I think they're trying to take a shit
right there next to me and I'm moving.
I'm moving along. That's very true. I'm out of that
bathroom quickly, not washing hands. I don't
want to be blamed for the Chernobyl
that's about to happen.
I'm going to sidestep so
fast like a square dancer.
There's a guy in there shitting. It wasn't me.
I shouldn't have led with that. I seem
suspicious.
So yeah, he's shitting. It's the bathroom.
Have you been watching Tarkov at all? Oh, of course. I watch every day. It's the bathroom. Have you been watching Tarkov at all?
Oh, of course. I watch it every day.
It's very exciting. The wipe just occurred.
Lots of big changes to the mechanics of the game.
Inertia system.
Weapons and grenades added. A few other
little things. The inertia system seems to be
one of the bigger things, but VoIP
is the biggest.
The map is cool. The map is a bit of
a clusterfuck. It's fun to watch. I would hate to play it. I love to watch it, thing. VoIP is the biggest. The map is cool. The map is a bit of a clusterfuck, but it's fun to watch.
I would hate to play it.
I love to watch it, but the VoIP is
the biggest thing. The ability to negotiate
with your opponents, finally, because you never knew if you could.
There's a lot of decent people
playing Tarkov, but they can't trust
you. Now you can be like, hey, man, look.
Here's the thing.
You killed my friend. How about I just leave
him and his shit right here you have
all that and i'll be on my way nine times out of ten i would take that deal like yeah i i can't
care your shit anyway get the fuck out of here and i tried we could make a deal i saw landmark
get into a gunfight with a guy and he's like look man they're fighting right over there let's team
up and fuck them up he's like yo dude let's do it it's like they they go together and they
fuck up this other team it was really cool i like it i like it uh i watched people talk shit too
so kyle for people don't play there's a mission where you have to like get something from one map
and then go to factory and plant it there last wipe or two i did that myself and it's tough
factory's a very small map.
So you kind of have to kill like four players.
Actual people. Humans.
To get enough time to plant this thing.
And it took me a couple tries.
But it really really sucks because you need to survive two maps in a row
to make this happen.
Anyway, Anton's playing.
And he negotiates being able to
He's like, look, I'm just questing, man. Don't kill me. I just want to plant this thing and leave being able to he's like look i'm just questing man don't kill me i just
want to plant this thing and leave and the guy's like you know what kind of gun do you have m4
i got a keter you're good because he's out he's he's out weapon like he like look i'd rather not
fight but if we do i i like my odds and the guy's like i like your odds too carry on no for
sure um i i would never kill people when i saw them do do those like planting challenges and
stuff because i know you can kill them afterwards they might not oh yeah you kill them afterwards
they don't have to escape yeah i would wait till they were trying to leave and and then kill them
or something like that because it's very obvious what they're doing when they like there's no
reason to go in there and just sit still for 15 seconds other than you're doing that and if it's at the start of the wipe you know this is
an early task you can really uh figure it out that that's what everybody's doing it um yeah it looks
really cool uh even the inertia system looks better than i thought it would be uh but that i
thought it would i've always thought the weight system is bad though i i just watching people
play under like with zero strength uh it makes me reminds me of why i don't want to
play the game all you know they made a bunch of more flea uh changes you can't they limited the
items you can now sell in the flea market i think key cards might be amongst them i don't remember
um there's there's a lot of changes like that and that's the stuff i like to do like the stuff i
like to do was like treasure hunt for those really valuable items all day by myself and like creep around like
a rat like there's so many times where i'm like laying in a bush and like a whole team walked by
and it was scary because i had a led x on me but um i don't know they they kind of did away with a
lot of that kind of gameplay that's why i liked it the most i like just playing by myself and
looking for led x's i think i just think they nerfed the value i'm sorry the stakes are so high
in in tarkov that it's a bit stressful and i found a good way to enjoy the game is to watch
someone else play yeah yeah that's the only way to enjoy the game uh i and and even then like i
was watching landmark earlier like before we started this and there were a couple times where
he like things went badly for him and i'm like man i'm not having fun imagine how he feels like uh i guess gas analyzers are really rare this time
around and you need them for the quest and uh nobody can find them and he's uh he's an interchange
and he finds two he finds two it takes two and then i think you also need like bleach and he's
like oh this is great now i just need to craft that bleach he finds the bleach he's like oh we got it and then he's extracting and it gets down to
0.2 seconds and he kind of jiggles out of the extract so it starts over and a guy kills him
you know what that sucks but it's good content and like two raids later he's right back in
interchange and and some guys like don't kill me man don't kill me i got a gpu i'll give it to you right now and the guy's looking at the floor you know like
you do when you're like giving somebody something and then like looks up with the mozen and kills
him he got killed by a liar the guy the liar with the mozen the guy like flip flips on uh landmark
and one taps and it was he's like all right that's it. No mercy. No more mercy. Everyone dies.
Gun, no gun.
You know?
Is this guy your friend?
Is this guy going to stay your friend?
Probably. Probably not.
Probably not.
I don't know. I would be trustworthy, I like to think.
But if I'm really poor and if I'm bad at the game,
if I don't think I'm going to see this high end
gear anytime soon, I might just go and take Landmark out too in that situation. I don't know. Depends how good you bad at the game, like if I don't think I'm going to see this high end gear anytime soon, I might just go ahead and take
Landmark out too in that situation.
I don't know. Depends how good you are at the game.
Yeah. But I'm going to
keep watching them. Yeah. Yeah. I got
to make dinner. All right.
PKN 382. Moog.