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PKN402.
What's up, boys?
How's it going?
It's going great.
Hockey playoffs started.
There's a feast of content for me to watch every night.
It's great.
The Blues bent over Mitty Smitty's beloved Minnesota Wild
and butt-fucked them.
Shut them out in game one.
4-0.
4-0 with a hat trick from Davidson.
I thought you were pulling a Woody there and being like,
they butt-fucked them 2-1. 4-0 with a hat trick from Davidson. I thought you were pulling a Woody there and being like, they butt-fucked him. 2-1.
Smashed him.
It's an embarrassment, really.
A total domination. A total
rout. And I was getting that
schadenfreude, or whatever it's
called. I went on YouTube and
there's a million shows for every
team in the NHL. So I looked up the Minnesota
Wild show and they're just
devastated because it's these two, and they're just like devastated
because it's these two guys, and they're from Minnesota,
and so they love hockey, and they're just like,
and if you don't know, this was like Minnesota's year.
Still could be.
It's only game one, but it's the best team
they've ever had ever.
And so going in, all the models and the ratings were like,
it's more likely the Blues get swept
than they even win this, and all the hockey data guys, all the guys who got the 2019 run wrong, just saying.
But then I thought you were especially confident coming into this, Taylor.
I was pretending to be.
All right, carry on.
Yeah, yeah.
And so the Blues just rolled over them.
And all the comments I'm seeing from the Wild fans are like,
I just don't get it.
Every year, why do we have to pair up against St. Louis?
They just fuck us.
They just keep fucking us.
And it is one of those weird relationships.
I see the Wild hockey Reddit.
They're already assuring themselves this series is over,
which it's like, dude, guys, calm down.
It's game one.
Like I'm being like a braggart right now because we won one game.
You think I'm retarded and you think we're going to actually sweep it?
Probably not.
But these guys in the comments are like, pack it up, boys.
I'm going to kill myself.
It's like, dude, it's game one.
Dude, I'm hoping for a continuation of my little streak here.
Like my sports teams and my MMA fighters have been on a fucking tear.
It's good to be on Kyle's team these days.
Just world champions, national champions, you name it.
Yeah.
So all I need is Colorado to come through.
And literally the streak of like my team's winning the championship
and professional sports will continue
it's kind of a topic change do you know the card this weekend kyle i am very excited about the card
very cool storylines uh out with the old and in with the new all sorts of fun stuff going on
lots of you know i can't tell if you know or if you're doing a very clever sports thing.
I am very aware, out with the old
and with the new interesting backstories coming to us.
I think that the...
Just got to get in there one round after another.
Keep your hands up.
Keep moving forward.
No, it's...
It's going to be a good card.
You haven't said anything yet. So i might be conflating some of these with the may 7th card is that is the one oh okay then it's lozanne fighting uh seroni yeah um opening things up and then um there's
another one with a couple of guys like shogun is fighting against osP. That's the other one. Yeah, yeah. Chandler versus Ferguson. Super interesting
to me. Rose Namajunas
versus Carlos Esparza.
Another really interesting one.
Dangerous one for Rose.
We always say they're dangerous because they always are.
Because Rose is the fucking champion of the world.
So she doesn't fight easy fights.
But this is another one that's kind of a rough
matchup for her.
I love her. she's maybe my
favorite fighter well second favorite fighter one of my favorite people i really like yeah yeah
she's great and somehow i never have confidence that she can win any of her fights she's the
champion of the world and i haven't bet on her yet yeah i mean i think i could be too sweet
right i could beat at rose right no yeah you probably could actually i don't
know it's too big you're too big and strong i think i am um look and and that's that has nothing
to do with what i think of myself an equal a copy of me that's a different person physically i think
that person probably also beat up right any of your physical peers you're just like 120 pounds
you know yeah and she's a fucking 120 pound ninja but i got like 100 pounds on you so it's like 120 pounds, you know? And she's a fucking 120 pound ninja but I got like 100 pounds
on you, so it's like, fuck.
If you get a grip
on any of her limbs
that limb
is out of commission until you decide it's no longer.
Last night she was probably training to be
a little bit quicker and to dodge a punch.
Last night I was in my
garage sweating, lifting heavy things.
I just think I got the edge
if I get on top of Rose Namajunas.
And the last fight we didn't mention,
Charles Olivia.
I'm probably pronouncing that right.
Oliveira.
Oliveira.
He's the 155-pound champion,
and he's fighting Justin Gaethje.
Huge.
That's my main event.
Really fun.
That's my main event.
That is the main event.
As much as I love Rose,
and shit, her fights are like barn burners. That's my main event. It is the love Rose and shit her fights are like barn burners
that's my main event
that's my main event
you know it's the last fight right
I do not stand
corrected
it is my main event just because it's yours
and you wanted to slide in on my
thing there
it doesn't make me anymore right
how come we have the same left we're two different people
just like that's a big one um i'm a huge gaethje fan uh i think i still think of gaethje as like
the guy like i'm not solo on olivera i'm just not maybe it's just because he has a weird look
and i don't like someone who did he just beat that like was it chandler to me i don't think so
i think he beat chandler to get
the title and then he beat someone else and i was like all right you're real i'll look him up yeah
um well and then you when does tony ferguson fight again is that is that this card that's
the same card he holy fucking shit tony's on the card too he is he's chandler so i know about all
of these matchups and fights but in my my head, I was like, Kyle,
you're doing that thing you do where
you're combining the advertising for two
cards together, and you're combining
next month's card with this month's card.
There's no way. Wow.
This is one of the bigger cards.
You guys have heard me use this line
before. About twice a year, the
UFC throws a Super Bowl, and this is
going to be one of those.
Joe Lozon's on the card.
Joe Lozon's on the card. Good luck to him
facing off against
an opponent who's three years
older than Donald Cerrone. Lozon coming
at 37. Donald Cerrone at a cool
40 years of age.
Donald's been getting roughed up
for a long time. Is Joe
favored? I don't know but joe
came off a three fight uh losing streak uh and uh with a nice first round win like 40 seconds in his
uh his last time out um a lot of people thought that was gonna be his last uh daniel white
insinuated that it kind of thought that was joe's last but i'm glad joe's coming back and this is a
huge fight whether he wants to hang it up or not um this would be a
great there's a lot of eyes there to like get that message out like it like i don't know whether he
hangs up or not i don't know it is possible and it would be neat for me so uh at the end of a
fighter's career this is just a ufc thing it's a combat thing they will take their gloves off in
the ring and leave them there if they're retiring. It would be
like a Gretzky
retirement. Maybe I'm stretching it, but
if Donald Cerrone and Joe Lozon
both take off their gloves and leave them in the
ring as they leave, that'll be
a fucking
serious moment.
I agree with you 100%,
but I think both of their
personalities are counter to that on a
on a win i think if donald serrani goes out there you're right heaven forbid like puts a showtime
pettis kick type situation on joe and is and and he just stands there like yeah that's right and
then like the crowd's going crazy like he's not gonna quit there he. He's going to be like, maybe I've still got it. No, you don't.
On the beach of every lake in Texas, yes, you do.
Maybe not in the UFC anymore, Donald.
And I love Donald Cerrone.
And then the same goes for Joe. If Joe comes out and starches Donald Cerrone,
the same way McGregor did.
If he comes out and it's just like, holy shit.
Oh, oh no.
And he gets to show like two or three skill sets and just dismantle Donald
Cerrone and over the course of a minute and a half, I can't imagine Joe being like, yeah,
we'll stop there.
Joe's a smart guy with options.
Donald Cerrone is notoriously a poor money manager.
So that might inspire him to keep fighting into his 50s and 60s yeah he's got look
he's invested in rvs and jet skis it's i feel you who's that who's that fighter who fought himself
like all the way retarded he had like oh well tito ortiz a couple he started mostly retarded so he
didn't even have to do that much fighting to get there but then uh the ice man chuck liddell he's
clearly not all there there's
a lot of hard drug use going along with that he does a lot of cocaine and alcohol um so like maybe
he dabbles in a lot of he's got his fingers in a lot of pies that brand is a war zone i remember
because there was a this this was like at this point this was like seven years ago so he's
probably way worse than this now.
But there was an episode of this show, Workaholics.
It was just a silly comedy show on Comedy Central.
And it's not the kind of show.
It's not the Sopranos.
You know, he guest starred on that show and he had like a couple of easy lines.
And like you could see him struggling to put like the pieces of simple like jokey lines.
He's got just on the stage.
He's got no cadence. Yeah, he had no cadence.
He's walking weird with his body.
Every joint looks like it hurts.
See, it was really sad a couple years ago.
A different organization drug him out of retirement for another little payday
and had him fight his old rival, Tito Ortiz,
who's in way better shape mentally and physically.
And he just got beat up out there like an old man in a parking lot.
That's literally what it was.
But he needed the money, I guess.
Or wanted...
I don't know.
I don't know.
This is the Iceman Ortiz, right?
Yeah, he might have needed money, but I know that he didn't get much.
What we know is he wanted money.
Is he the guy that they gave a job at the ufc like a do nothing job because they felt bad for him but and they wanted to keep him
from having to do things like this you know he put in like this is like this would be like
if at your law firm after trying the first after winning fifth your first 50 cases you started like
forgetting how to read
and then they were like all right get the fuck out of here the firm is established now
like you keep paying that guy to do paralegal work even though he can't read anymore yeah it
would reflect poorly on your firm if you just if that guy was like you know dancing in times
square for pennies the ufc really differs from every other major sport in that
I'm older than it is.
You know what I mean?
I remember when it was
in its first days and my uncle
would bring VHSs to
my dad's place and be like,
there's a ninja on here
that pinned this white guy
and just elbows him over and over in the face.
And he didn't say ninja although it did kind of fit with the martial arts things yeah you might be confused um yeah and uh and up until modern days when it's you don't even think of it as like
the blood sport cage fighting as much as you think of it as like fucking professional athletes who
are on like special diets with trainers and
nutritionists like real modern day ninjas probably the greatest wars that are ever have ever lived
are in the fucking ufc right as far as we're talking about like hand-to-hand combatants
like i'd pit any of the guys in the ufc against like olog the viking from from the from the year
500 ad or what i don't know ollog doesn't know any of the rules,
and he's not going to play by them.
All right, we'll make him abide by the rules.
We're going to...
Olog no play by silly small man's rules.
No, there'd be a big man for Olog.
The UFC's got fucking weight classes.
There's plenty of big men for Olog.
No, Olog's never seen a carb.
He's a meat man through and through.
He's got a terrible carb. He's like a tiger. He eats 45 pounds of raw meat a carb. He's a meat man through and through. He's got a terrible carb.
He's like a tiger. He eats 45 pounds of raw
meat a day.
That's what he looks like.
I think I've settled on
the cage I'm going to get.
I think I'm going to get the Rep 4000.
When you
build it out, even putting
all the nice stuff on it, it's
still under two grand,
which is a shocker to me because Rogue, it's like, all right, we'll start at 3,500.
What kind of safety bars are you picking?
Safety.
Okay, so people don't know.
You can picture a powerlifting cage.
It's kind of like got four posts, and you do your weightlifting in the middle of it.
There are bars that go from the front posts to the back ones so that if you fail your bench
press, fail your squat or whatever, it catches
the bar rather than having it drop on you.
Mine are solid bars that go
across. They're kind of rectangles.
Pin pipes. You chose the
pin pipes.
Yes, I plan on the pin
pipes are free.
There was a time that's
what I wished i had
because mine sort of can you show that picture again zach if you can mine click into the side
and go down in their rectangles and they're nice and that they're gentle on the bar like i give a
fuck about that but um i wish you could see my mouse but they go from front to rear and they
sort of click into those holes and go down rather than travel through the front bar all the way to the back.
The trouble is it took a little skill, for lack of a better word, to adjust my bars up and down and to get a knack for not doing it crooked.
And I hated it.
But now I'm good at it.
So I've grown to like it.
The pin bars seem very easy to get right.
And that kind that's on the screen people like a lot because
let's say you do a squat and you touch it it doesn't have like a really dramatic impact like
the other kinds do there's a little stop and stretch that makes sense yeah you know it just
sort of slides out of the way it's still there to save you but it's not there to help you or let you
rest on it or anything like that i'm just wondering wondering what you picked, but the bars will be a good choice.
I haven't clicked buy yet, but my, I think my click, click, click build rack.
I'll do it.
I'll do exactly.
It'll literally take 60 seconds.
We're going with 93 inches.
Then in red.
I think your red's default.
Okay.
Yeah.
Fair.
And then we're going to go with the deep one,
the 41 inch rack depth.
And I'm going to make that red.
And then on the,
then on the safeties,
I'm just the pin pipes,
I think are in the right middle one.
I think.
Yeah.
And then I'm not going to do the weight storage tower.
I'll just get like some of the,
the things that like go in and uh whatever you call them the
pegs those i don't need a whole other tower um if you go to so weight storage i think if you click
weight storage it gives you options yeah so i'll just do like the uh the horns right oh yeah that's
nice yeah so i'm just a couple of horns and um and And then I will put the nice pull-up bar on there,
even though I just bought an $800 pull-up station.
Looks like that one's the best one.
I still want it because I don't like that one with the globe grips.
I don't think I have interest in that,
but I do want that multi-grip pull-up bar.
And then I want the plastic J- j cups for sure um the middle ones
yeah uh actually i want i think i want the flat ones on the far right i think that's my preference
um and then i do want i need the rear stabilizer because we're not bolting it down and I need the front foot extension.
Bolting it down would be annoying.
Do you get big hooks for the front? I use them all the time.
What is that bottom thing?
That's a leg roller attachment so you can get a couple of them and you can have calf
to quad kind of cantilever thing.
Can you zoom in, Zach? I can't
see anything.
That helps.
In any case, they're not J're not J hooks in the front.
I guess I'll call them L hooks because they're like 18 inches long.
I use them a lot.
Yeah.
I thought you might like them.
I use them for my deadlifts.
I use them for my bent over rows.
It's how I change the weights.
Yeah.
Wait, I can bench press out of that too, right?
You can bench press in.
Oh, with the l hooks i'm
talking about no with what i've just built there yeah yeah of course yeah yes absolutely i thought
i'm a little stoned uh but yeah but that's so cheap like like uh i hate that zach my birthday's
coming up if you just want to add that cart i wonder if shipping is going to surprise you or
where that is oh it's gonna baffle you
is it free all right because sometimes like i my dumbbells go up to 65 and you know i've been like
i should get some 75s you know i don't have that much more room on the rack but if i had 75s that'd
be like complete what woody needs maybe not you guys but for me that get me really far and uh it's like oh yeah yeah dumbbells are 200 shipping 200 more i'm like the fuck
like really that's a lot you should get on um i've been looking a lot on facebook marketplace
and what you know obviously you're hoping for that dream scenario where someone
has everything in the box and they just never got into it and i literally found like um like
bumper plates in the box and he's like save the shipping and come pick them up
he like shows you what it's like if you add it to card on like rogue and it's like come grab them
from me save the 150 shipping or whatever it was or at the time but now rogue's got free shipping
so it doesn't even apply when you do the math. Rogue's got the best deal on bumper plates that I can find.
Like, you can get the white-lettered V2 bumper plates so cheap.
I'm going to get another set, I think, because I want some stuff on my storage.
Yeah, I want to – I've been doing a lot of hangs, and I've been doing –
and what I want to do with this assisted dip machine is instead of
overloading um and doing such heavy um dips and pull-ups i want to do uh like like take the weight
off and like max out reps i want to i want to see how many reps i can do of like 50 pound pull-ups
and that's interesting
probably a lot
because my idea is to go to that
rock wall with zero rock wall
climbing experience
but lots of strength
and just brute force
my way up the tallest rock wall
you're not min maxing your skill set
in the best way
put a little effort into the rock climbing and the rest is strength you're not min maxing your skill set in the best way put a little effort into the rock climbing
and the rest of the strength you'll be you're right you're right you can maybe watch some
youtube videos about rock crawling if you want oh absolutely what about none
i did it a little bit i had actually pk dan you guys know him he um yeah he was into indoor rock
climbing for a little bit and i went with him a couple of times and got some of the just basic basics.
That just doesn't appeal to me, the climbing as a hobby, especially indoor climbing.
So let me tell you, Zach, will you pull it up?
It's the largest outdoor climbing wall in Georgia, or tallest.
Outdoor would be fun. It's outdoors. Outdoor would be fun.
It's outdoors.
You're going to love this.
I saw it,
and that's what inspired me
to switch up my training routine
a little bit.
Really?
That's neat.
So you want to be a little more
agile.
Power to strength ratio.
No, I'm saying that wrong.
Strength to weight ratio.
It's not that.
I'm not changing everything. I'm saying that wrong. Strength to weight ratio. It's not that. I'm not changing everything.
I'm just building grip strength,
and I don't want my forearms to burn out
because I think that's what will make me fall off a wall.
Yeah, I want to go to the top of that.
Huh.
Are they finished with it?
You build it as you go, Taylor.
I don't mean to be an ass, but I would take the stairs.
You see they go right up the middle.
They're dealing with a terrible contractor.
Please build the rest of our wall.
I don't know.
We've got a full day.
Right off screen is all the building materials left there like at Woody's house.
Does it say how tall it is there on their site anywhere?
Maybe.
I mean,
you can see it doesn't look tall,
but you see the people and you realize how it dwarfs them.
I think it's like 80,
90 feet,
something like that.
Yeah,
maybe even more than that.
But that,
that looks kind of like fun.
The only rock climbing wall I ever did.
140 feet tall.
As a little kid i did the
one that's at like um dick sporting goods at the mall they had a big one of those in the middle
or it seemed big when i was like eight or nine but yeah it was all right i think i did something
similar once like like um what do you call the belaying there's a guy holding the rope at the
bottom yeah all that um i i have memories of it but my memory sometimes it's a little it's like
this mixture of memories are weird anyway but sometimes like a movie can meld into a memory
and i'll be like wait was that me that went rock climbing or was that an episode of dexter
dexter go rock climbing?
Yeah, I went and rock climbed, then came back
and solved a murder. Ah, fuck.
That's Dexter again.
I keep confusing my life.
I just finished up with my blood analysis
and I told Reed I'd be home.
Oh, no.
And my annoying sister, who was in the exorcism
of Emily Rose and career should have ended there
absolutely it should have close your mouth bitch i feel like that picture at the top of the screen
shows it so much better i know a lot of people are watching this on audio but if you zoom into that
zach or not no maybe just not zoom in he's doing the best he can. Look at that photo.
There you go.
It looks like
that classic 9-11
jumping off the building photo.
I'm going to duplicate that.
Don't worry. I will.
Yeah.
It's a bad idea.
It's a terrible idea.
That was a sad day. It was a a sad day do you guys remember when that happened
yes kyle i was like 35 i mean it's been a while now i mean he's like i just gotten home from work
my wife is pregnant i don't think i was 35 but it was a while. I was definitely a grown up.
I was on my way to work.
Actually, I kind of slacked my way in that day.
It happened at like 10 a.m.
And my first meeting was around 10 a.m. So I was going to be on time.
But like that's that was the story.
And yeah, it was on the radio and I didn't consider it a big deal.
Like, oh, a plane hit the building
man you know wacky things happen I get to work and everyone's like freaking the fuck out about
it like is it no like so and I knew a fact about those buildings was it was designed for plane
impacts like they had a plane before I had heard that i didn't know that but i had
heard that they were designed to withstand plane impacts repeatedly and uh i'm not saying you're
wrong did i imply that i didn't mean no i'm admitting that it might not be true i know
a plane's been hit by a building's been hit by a plane in new york okay like wait was that also
the trade center was that the empire state i'm not sure but so when i heard it was hit by a plane i
thought no big deal well it turns out
planes have become much bigger and carry a lot more fuel than when they designed it for that
and and also bush took the towers down so that didn't help yeah that's undeniable
everyone knows and then the second you know the second plane hit and that's when woody that's
when your boy figured out this might be on purpose. It was after the second plane.
I don't know, guys. If a third
fucking plane hits, I'm going to
start to wonder.
Well, this one was the Pentagon.
Maybe this is different people.
Oh, that's right. There was a third.
And then the Pennsylvania
one. It's easy to forget.
What? Never forget.
9-11. Easily forgot. Why don't they say that why don't they
remind us every now and then you know maybe yearly why don't they just let you know hey
remember that thing don't don't forget i i almost forgot about the bombing in 93 like that
they put a car bomb in the world trade center and blew it up. And I guess the nature, like it just didn't have enough compression.
Like it was able to disperse.
If I understand, you know how bombs work.
They really only work well if you put them in a confined area.
If you have them in the wide open, that energy goes everywhere.
Yeah.
Unless it's Oklahoma City.
I guess that was a big enough bomb to overcome that problem. I think that was a
dump truck.
I think that was a dump truck versus
a van. I thought it was like a
rapist van.
I thought it was like a big U-Haul thing, like
24 foot. You're probably right.
I have done zero seconds
of research into that event ever.
No idea what went down.
Wait, that was the Timothy McVeigh thing, right?
Yeah.
He did not know there was a daycare in there
if it makes a fuck to anyone.
Is he dead? Was he killed?
I think he got the death penalty
and they killed him
maybe a decade or so ago.
Yeah, 2001, two decades ago.
Yeah.
He died before 9-11.
It was a rental truck full of explosives so
i was pretty close ride or not u-haul um but rental trucks come in different sizes but
you know one you might use for moving i guess you can get a 35 footer
just giving someone with the normal who's like drives a Prius, a 35 foot truck.
I grew up driving like tractors and like,
like,
like 35 foot trailers behind trucks sometimes going to the cattle sale.
But when I rented that big UHA,
I was like,
all right,
let's fucking smarten up here.
Let's,
let's make sure we take these turns nice and slow,
nice and wide.
I don't know at what speed this bitch rolls over.
I've never driven.
I did the same.
I ran in a truck like that, and everyone's driving next to me as you would a professional truck driver.
All of you should know how incompetent I am at this.
I don't know what I'm doing at all.
This is a U-Haul.
It says it on the side i just yeah i just got it in my head that i was like i'm gonna look
straight ahead about 150 feet ahead and i'm gonna keep this lane as best i can and if they hit me
they fucking hit me but i'm staying in my lane i cannot react with this thing because in my car
i'll fucking i do things i i'm a defensive driver but in this thing i was like nope now we're a big
rig i've seen you drive kyle The best defense is a good offense.
I agree.
When you were driving your U-Haul, when I've driven one in the past,
the steering was so fucked from being a U-Haul that other people who don't know how to drive trucks drive.
I had this much give in the middle of the lane.
I wasn't moving.
This much.
You had to crank it like it was a car before
power steering i almost recorded myself because to keep it in my lane like when the scariest part
and maybe to some people that sounds bitch made but in atlanta we're six lanes wide going 85 and
this thing don't want to go 85 especially loaded down and when i pass a big rig and you i have to
pass him because he's not going fast enough there's like this wind coming off the big rig that in your car you'd be like oh a little bumpy wind thing there a little
turbulence but when you're in that giant truck it's like god he doesn't i'm afraid he's gonna
push me into the other lane because it's hard to maintain my lane as we like pass each other
because so much wind's coming off him and hitting me right in the side but other than that i was
like they should not let some people rent these.
I heard there's a whole crime spree going on nationwide where what people do is they
rent those U-Haul trucks, the pickups.
They're $25 a day or something.
Like $24.99, no questions asked, and now you got wheels.
And so criminals go rent these things and go do crime
like you're 24.99 a day people were like there's just so many of them driving around and i mean
sure people need to need to rent a truck every now and then but there's so many and there's so
much crime almost every crime they're driving when i was like really i hadn't heard anything
about this this is awesome no people use rental cars for crimes all the time.
We would have sketchy people come in and be like, I need to rent this.
The shittiest Nissan you have.
Where are you going?
I'm going to Seattle.
And then you're going to stay in Seattle?
No, I'll be there for about three minutes.
And I'm coming all the way back here.
And it's like, okay.
And you do this every weekend, man.
Like, we know what you're doing, but whatever.
The car comes back, and it reeks.
See, you know what I do?
Here's what I do.
I say, hey, man, remember last time?
You took the car to Seattle for three minutes
and came right back?
The car reeked of something.
Who's to say what it was?
My manager was just about to go out there.
A fucking narc. You know what I did?
I took your car around the back,
away from everybody.
I washed it down.
I called the authorities.
They're outside. Get fucked!
But you could have gotten yourself in.
You could have been the cleaner.
I could have been the cleaner.
Like, hey, you got another load, man? man and he's like taylor please stop talking to
me like that no then that was my deal i told you i was going 50 50 or i was the entire arrangement
was like this taylor's name would be hyzen like like without admitting without even endangering
yourself you could have been like, you know, maybe
I could give you a special service
where since you bring cars back
sometimes a little stinky for whatever reason,
who knows what those smells are, I'll be the guy
who makes sure that nobody ever smells
that. And hey, if they ever do,
I could take the blame for it. I could say
I'm the one that made it stinky. No big deal.
Sorry, I was on my break.
I'm guessing you go to seattle and burn rope yeah yeah look as a traveling hemp salesman you should know that
ah my rope guys here you guys got a rope i'd like when when you'd return a car and it smelled like
weed it was because they had just smoked weed in it and so like you give that to a car prep two minutes later you know it's clean and fine it was cigarettes that fucking sucked
yeah because you had to put an ozone machine in there an ancient ozone machine that barely worked
and like for two straight days just leave this shit running hoping it would do i don't know what
it is about cigarettes that makes it i think it's I think it's the tar. I know the answer to this. It is a combination of two
things that make cars stink when
people smoke in them. One is they leave
the fucking air conditioner on. It sucks that
tar in and that tar sticks to the filter
and now the air conditioner blows cigarette
air now. Forever
until you change those fucking filters out.
That's really it.
It's easy to change a filter, by the way.
I do that every so often.
But it could be all in there, right?
It could be in the ductwork.
Like a regular smoker, I hate to bring him up.
But remember Wings Grandma's trailer, how it had those stains on the walls?
And you moved a photo.
The walls weren't always brown.
They used to be white from the cigarette tar.
I think someone who smokes all the time in their car and it sucked into the vents,
it's caked along all that like duct work and all that.
You have to be right.
It's got a bit of plastic.
So that's that's fucked.
But like if you just turn your air conditioner off when you smoke in your car and you keep the window down,
I don't think you get away with regular smoking, but you get away with an rental.
Hmm.
Yeah, you can.
I mean, and I don't know.
And look, I smoked for years and years i never had an ash go
in the back seat or a cigarette go in the back seat like that's some amateur shit like i don't
know how a lot of people did it's those people who are like dainty about it and they're like
trying to like let me push the cigarette up and let it fall over no you fucking flick that bitch like a man and it's gone dude some people were so overt like there's cigarettes in the passenger like footwell
like where they just finished smoking and couldn't be bothered to even throw it outside the car
that's so disgusting like what is wrong with you you're just being aggressively shitty
stop it i have had this happen now one one time i dropped my cigarette i think i had to take some
evasive maneuvers the cigarette gets dropped and now i'm like fixing but now there's like a hot
cigarette rolling around and i don't want my fucking carpet melted so i'm like i'm like
dancing on it trying to like get it out in the floorboard while driving down the road that
happened once that's the dangers of smoking they're always
talking about have you ever seen uh planes trains and automobiles with john candy and uh it's a
great martin there's a great scene where they're where steve martin's asleep and john candy's got
this huge poofy jacket on and he's driving the car and he tries to take it off in the car but
he's a big man yeah and he gets all stuck in it and he's super frustrated and he and he and he
like the car he ends up having like almost a car's super frustrated and he and he and he like the car
he ends up having like almost a car accident and they but he'd also flicked a cherry in the back
seat like 10 minutes earlier so when they get out to like evaluate the little spin he just had the
whole car burns down but but not so poorly that it can't still roll so they just drive their melted
car that's such a good movie that's such a classic movie i want to re-watch that john candy was that it can't still roll. So they just drive their melted car.
That's such a good movie.
That's such a classic movie.
I want to rewatch it.
John Candy was hysterical.
I think it's a John Williams movie.
As a kid, I loved John Candy and everything.
Which, I mean, he's been dead for almost my entire life.
Didn't he die in the early 90s?
He was dead even before Farley, I think.
He was in Home Alone.
That had to be like 91.
Is it Planes, Trains, and Automobiles where he gives that monologue
where he's like, yeah, I'm easy to tease.
So what?
I'm a good guy. I'm a nice guy.
My wife likes me.
My wife likes me. My friends like me.
Your wife's dead.
Spoiler.
Spoiler.
Spoiling
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles for everyone.
The movie's only been out for 30 years
no it's it's a fucking class i i watched network the other night and uh i always talk about how
movies make me cry i think it's just like good performances might just make me cry
because because i was tearing up watching um watching uh howard beal is the character's name
i'm not i don't i can't remember the actor's name, but I was tearing up listening to Howard Beale
talk about bullshit
and giving one of his two or three amazing monologues
in that movie.
If you've never seen it, it's an incredible cast.
It's a fantastic movie.
And so much of it still applies today.
And I think that movie's from the 70s,
like maybe 76 or something really good stuff.
They're like,
they're like,
we're worried about the Russians.
We're worried about the inflation and,
and a dollar buys a Nichols worth.
And he's just like going down the line.
I'm like,
yeah,
this is like everything of today.
Like I wish,
I wish abortion had been a main issue.
I wish to God,
we have to talk about that.
We have, I guess Roe V. Wade is wish to God. We have to talk about that.
I guess Roe v. Wade is going to be overturned in July, it appears.
Seems elections have consequences.
Elections have consequences. Yeah.
Something like three weeks ago, I was like, both parties are the same.
I'm no longer on that train.
Zero percent all on that.
The parties are not the same.
One of them is outlaw abortion and
will. Excuse me. One of them is a
fucking winner.
And one of them is a loser.
Which one's the winner? I think we're
going to find out in the midterms that the Republicans
are going to... I saw projections that they'd take
70 seats in addition to what they have now.
My God, that would be huge.
They said that it would
be the largest majority.
I don't know if the largest majority or the largest Republican
majority. Very different things, I suppose.
Probably close. Since like 1921.
That's huge. For people that don't know,
a 40-seat
swing is considered pretty big.
That was the minimum.
They were like 40 to 70 was
what they were looking at.
I might be living in a dream world where like I could be wrong.
I think Roe v. Wade hurts the Republicans.
This is a losing issue.
Something like 69% of Americans want like abortion rights and something like 15% don't.
And the rest are indifferent or somewhere in between like limited abortion but most americans don't want this this is a minority rule thing that christians
have thrust upon normal people i think doing it right before the midterms hurts the republicans
but i might be projecting woody's bullshit and i could just be wrong no that makes sense to me but i i you know
i also thought trump would lose i've been i don't know yeah yeah it's i i hate our minority rule
system i'm tilting it come on you can see the direction the winds are pointing my friends
here's what's here's what's about to happen all right they're going to overturn roe v wade
and and that means that it's going to be turned over to the states, of course.
It doesn't mean that now abortion is illegal everywhere.
It means now the states decide.
There are already trigger laws in all those states,
I'm sure. And now it is.
Georgia, for example,
tried to have six weeks before.
That's what they'd have if there was no Roe v. Wade.
Yeah, they'd have to drive to North Carolina. No big deal.
I could see Woody and solve an issue.
You're winning me over. Carry on.
You were saying what's going to happen.
Ride the bikes when I go up there. We have an accident.
Boom. Now you're saving the planet.
You saved $500.
$500 on the way.
And now we get new bikes.
Man, everything's
coming up, Kyle.
My whole
thing is I do like states rights uh i i
think abortion is murder but i think we should absolutely have legal abortion because it's got
me out of a tight spot every now and then um you gotta be so often you need to murder oh god um
but but seriously though like i i think that's a baby like at six weeks i think it's six or eight
weeks it's you know it's a human being but i six weeks. I think it's six or eight weeks. It's a human being.
But I still don't think they should overturn Roe v. Wade.
And I still think abortion should be legal.
That's where I am on that issue.
No one else will say that.
I don't think anyone else has that same opinion.
When's it getting honest?
You have a similar opinion?
It's a little different.
So I don't think it's a baby at six weeks.
Especially when you remember that it's a little different so i don't think it's a baby at six weeks uh especially when you remember that it it's from the start of their period right so like some of these times
it wasn't even fucking conceived yet but okay so so this like at six weeks in they say there's they
say there's a heartbeat at like 12 weeks or something i hope i don't have this right but
it doesn't have a fucking heart the whole fucking lump of bullshit is pulsing like it's not a heartbeat can ask a question yeah when can you tell gender something like 20 weeks uh
15 weeks is where it changes from a vein to a heart right so they're talking about like this
oh it has a heartbeat yeah but no heart you fuck shit it's not a person um and then it says five and a half to six weeks after gestation for a
fetal heartbeat that zach here says at 15 weeks it changes from a vein to a heart
so i'm telling you that heartbeat they're talking about at five and a half weeks
is not a heart like you're thinking there's no heart it's just sort of pulsing if we can't solve
this then no one can that's true uh zach you
haven't told me how many weeks i have to look at myself for for gender um but like that's an
interesting one but it i i i don't know why i don't know why i like threw that out there i don't
know yeah i don't know but it'd be interesting like a defining characteristic. It makes it like a person kind of.
Don't say that!
But I don't know. It's a clump of cells at first.
It's not a person. It doesn't have any hopes or dreams
or thoughts or even a brain
when they want to
stop people from getting rid of it.
It gets you out of a jam.
What's the line?
I would
go with viability.
If this baby is viable,
if it could possibly live outside of a person,
even if there's a chance,
if it has a 15% chance of living or 10 outside the mom,
you kind of went and you shouldn't.
Now you're,
you've taken too long,
bro.
You take it too long.
You know,
late term stuff.
You don't,
well,
not no late term because there's always those babies with the brain on the outside and shit like that oh yeah that's why i
really lean on the whole vibe then there's a vibe yeah yeah dude could that be an advantageous trait
a brain on the outside it cannot bear with half of the super villains i've seen have visible brains
yeah in cartoons okay okay i'm thinking maybe like if it's already the kid's real genuine Half of the supervillains I've seen have visible brains. Yeah.
In cartoons.
Okay.
I'm thinking maybe if it's already out. The kid's real genuine.
Wears his heart on his sleeve.
A baby's sex.
If it's already on the outside, then it'd be easier to do some cool stuff with.
I say we take these outside-the-box thinkers, as I refer to them,
and we sell them to Elon Musk
because I guarantee he's got a whole project
for brains and stuff.
He's wanting to do that.
The thing he tortures the monkeys to do. What's that called?
What's the monkey torture
invention he has?
I didn't know he was torturing apes.
Yeah, he's been torturing monkeys.
Yeah, it's a chip in your brain. I'm not cool with this now. He's torturing eggs. Yeah, he's been torturing monkeys. Yeah, it's a chip in your brain.
I'm not cool with this now.
He's torturing monkeys?
Someone needs to stop him.
He's making a cool omelet over there,
and brain-dead monkeys are...
Elon wouldn't even get, like,
first rights to those dead baby fetuses
or whatever the fuck.
Those would go to, like,
those cosmetic companies
that they use like fucking
foreskins and face creams and shit.
How ghoulish is that?
Oh, I'm sorry. Let me rewind. I was going to
prognosticate
the future here.
So they're going to
overturn this thing. It's going to be a
big fucking stink. But don't worry.
The right loves this shit. They love big
stinks. So they're going to come right at it.
And it's,
it's going to be insane.
And then coming in clutch as fuck is Elon Musk turning the reins loose of
Twitter so that both sides can be as angry as,
as,
as fucking possible.
It's going to be great.
As long as nothing crazy happens in it with Russia and Ukraine,
and it doesn't like spill over into Europe.
And hopefully that just keeps grinding away and doing what it's doing right
now.
Um, then Donald Trump sweeps into the white house that's happening and he gets
another supreme court justice appointed and then we're overturning gay marriage
and uh what's the other one um what's the other one regular marriage
i wish no marriage for anyone make you all bastards
what's the other one you're thinking of oh there's another one what's like the well-established one
it's gay marriage and there's there's maybe gays in the military maybe they maybe they go after
that um does anybody care about that? Yeah, they do.
The fringe of them do. I don't think my finger's
on the pulse then. Actually, I know
it's not. I had another thing,
but it's not
coming to mind now, unfortunately.
They like guns,
so maybe they'd go with it.
Three guns for all!
Mixed-race marriage. Maybe make that illegal.
Oh, Jesus Christ. Go Trump.
Are we going to strike down the Emancipation Proclamation? Guns for all. Mixed race marriage. Maybe make that illegal. Oh, Jesus Christ. Go Trump. I'm pretty sure that's probably legal.
Are we going to strike down the Emancipation Proclamation?
Oh, gee.
We're getting rid of all of it.
It's all liberal bullshit.
It's all garbage.
Talk about how...
No, he would go the line,
I believe in the founding father's vision so much,
we're going back to 1777.
All right?
That's where we are now we fucked up the country
we're restarting it restarting we're starting again all the same rules let's see how it goes
and then number one no women can vote let's keep that one folks let's keep that one folks like
shit like that yeah it could um it it is a very slippery slope that that
we're going into where like the republic if if all these things i'm talking about not the crazy
voting stuff but like if donald trump becomes the president um that's gonna he he's gonna have a lot
of power yeah they're gonna be able to do some awful awful things he He's going to have the House, the Senate, and the Supreme Court at the same time.
I don't think he could become president.
All jokes aside,
there is a large, large chance
that we're looking at Emperor Trump.
The only reason I disagree is
I don't think he's going to live long enough.
Yeah, he's too old and too fat.
I see him dying any day now.
But then again, billionaires, they live a long time.
Remember Dianne Feinstein?
Is she alive?
I don't know.
She's like 102.
A story came out where it's like she wouldn't leave her post.
But who are these old fat billionaires?
Oh, Warren Buffett.
He's an old fat billionaire yeah
he's i guess billionaires tend to not be as fat musk he's not fat but musk is like 40 something
he's like yeah yeah gates is pretty old he's not fat he's he's got a terrible body he doesn't have
a good body but he's not a fat one he's got dad bod. But it's like an aversion to muscle.
It's like a fear of it.
That guy hasn't picked up an item.
He's Mr. Bird's body.
Have you seen that?
There's like this old interview of him on some silly morning show probably 10 years ago.
And they're like, all right, Bill, we're going to ask you some questions.
And they're like, what do you think a box of Raisin Bran costs?
And he's like, oh.
And you can tell he's not memeing because he would have answered more accurately
if people would have liked him more.
But he was like, I don't know, $15.
And everybody's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
And he's like, okay, okay, what do you think a coca-cola costs he's like
$9.99 I don't know and it's like
holy shit this guy just doesn't
understand the cost of it that happened to
President Bush Senior too
but I saw
Bill Gates being interviewed this is my favorite one
they're like is it true
you can jump over an
office chair and he's like
yes that's true can you jump over an office chair? And he's like, yes, that's true.
Can you jump over an office chair right now?
Yes, I could do it.
Will you do it?
Yes.
And then he jumped over an office chair, over the back, over the part.
It was like the one I'm in.
I have seen that clip.
That was pretty good.
You've seen it?
That was an impressive jump.
I like that.
What if he'd fallen really badly
that would have been hilarious he clips his toes on the top breaks all his teeth on the desk next
to it he and um i forget who the other person was but i think he was from microsoft alpha also
might have been steve ballmer had a competition going on to see who could leave the latest for
their flight and still make the flight.
They used to really cut that close.
So the rules were like,
start at the Microsoft office,
campus, I'll call it,
and then zip to the airport.
And Bill Gates won,
but he won by running to the,
you know where you drop someone off
and just leaving his car there.
Look at that.
That's pretty good, right?
I'm less impressed now.
I remember the chair being taller, but for him, that's pretty good.
That's a good job.
Those pants don't have a lot of flex.
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
You're selling me.
Yeah, I like that he just left his airport there for the tow truck company to deal with so he could win his dumbass competition.
I know this is back to hockey briefly, but something happened in the Blues game last night that I have never seen.
So back story, I'm about to put the link here.
The Blues are up 4-0 in the third period, dominating the game.
And you can see in the play, the puck is already all the way down the ice.
The captain of the Minnesota Wild intends to injure,
tries to break the ankle of Pavel Buchnevich, one of the Blues' best players.
You can see him, as Pavel's facing the other way,
try and cross-check his Achilles and take him him out and instead of suspending this guy which like
a rule in the nhl is like intent to injure which is what this is instant suspension instant like
that's what it should be but the refs never call intent to injure because then you know it's a big
call and so they had to go do a hearing and they just find him yeah They find him five grand, which is the
most they can find him, but it's a professional athlete.
That's no money. And so, yeah, this fucker gets to
play. I mean, granted,
he has a previously his whole career. He's a
clean guy. He's only like five eight. He's one of the
smallest guys in the NHL, but they
didn't suspend him. And
I'm now fearing that the Blues are going to
retaliate next game and then the Blues are
going to get a fucking suspension.
It doesn't look like there's any injury though.
No,
thankfully there's not like,
if he would have been injured,
he would have been suspended. Cause the NHL tends to do suspensions based on the outcome,
not the intent,
but like you can tell there's no hockey play to be made there.
He's a defenseman.
He shouldn't be.
I'll describe it.
I'll do my best.
The two players got tangled up.
They're both on their knees.
One's behind the other,
both of them sort of upright, but on their knees. just he cross checks which means he puts uh two hand to the stick in both his hands i don't know how to describe it better
and it's straight down so he like pushes straight down on the back of the guy's achilles
however the guy's ankle just kind of rotated and maybe it hit the side of his leg and uh it it looks like
he's totally fine and you're not protected on your achilles like people don't wear pads there
yeah but there are heavy socks and uh skates and stuff like that so it was mitigated a little bit
just by the clothing like no zach we can't show nhl stuff sorry but um so bad it's so ridiculous
you couldn't even show a freeze frame that's how dumb it is but uh yeah that was ridiculous
watching that yeah and i was like what the fuck like like if the blues yeah it's intent to injure
for sure and that's their captain and best defenseman which if anything it kind of reveals
like the blues were totally in his head you know looked like a team that wasn't there, that had never been this good or on the main stage.
Have you ever done anything on that level of inappropriate?
No.
Never?
No.
I slashed a guy really hard in the ankle a couple times.
That's goalie shit.
No, I never did something like that. No. I did. hard and like the ankle a couple times but you know that's goalie shit other than no i never like
did something like that no i did and i'm proud of it i've talked about it before but like it
i think i just got outplayed and put on my ass in a no check league and um i was kind of still
trying to play but basically i kicked at the guy skates with my blades and that is frowned upon it is like it's funny in
hockey you can straight up do fist fights and punch people in the face and they're like yeah
but that is i think the thing called it a duster move i've never heard that term before but i'm
sure it was a duster move like that's not a move that you're proud of. And instantly after I did it, I was like, that's not you, Woody.
But it was.
But that's not who you aspire to be.
Exactly.
That's not you as a person.
Just like this isn't that guy as a person.
Like Jared Spurgeon's been in the league for 12 years.
He's done this once.
Like you'd be silly to act like he's a dirty player because of one
incidence like that.
That's ridiculous.
But yeah, I was like, what the fuck?
At least suspend him for a game.
Help the Blues out without their best defenseman.
But I guess not.
So I'm just hoping the Blues respond in a way that's not suspendable or whatever.
They should just check the heck out of him.
They will.
Yeah.
But he's only like 5'8".
And so if he gets blown up by a clean check and injured,
like that,
that's still going to be because they go by what happens.
Like there are clean checks all the time where a guy like shoulders,
the chest perfectly clean hit,
but the guy gets thrown into the boards and an awkward angle and hurts his neck.
And it's like,
well,
you're going to the box.
And it's like,
well,
there was a totally legal hit.
I'm just getting a penalty for being bigger and stronger,
which is that. But are you sure that in the boards part doesn't make it illegal
uh i mean if it's like a tech if it's a boarding yeah but i'm talking about like when
they hit a guy and then he like trips into the wall like there are some examples like that that
are a bit sillier but gotcha that's that's the playoff so like you can't get too upset about it
it's it's easier to swallow when we won 4-0.
We, that was a big part of the effort.
When we win, it's we.
When the Blues lose this series, it's those guys.
You're being modest, Taylor.
Did they score any goals on you?
They did not.
Did you play goalie?
That's fair.
I mean, me and Vili Huso are goalie. first playoff game ever, he gets a 37 save shutout.
So that's pretty great for us.
All these Finnish guys are great at goalie.
Really?
Yeah.
For some reason, like a bunch of Finns want to be goalie and they just get really good at it.
It's weird how that works.
Like there's a bunch of really skilled Russian offensive players.
Must just be like different cultures and how they learn to play.
And then Canada, they're just the best at everything by an enormous margin.
Still.
It's not even close.
Who won the last gold medal?
I don't think they've allowed the NHL players there for the past couple.
So I don't really take it serious unless they do the NHL players there.
Incorrected.
Yeah. Who has the best people who unless they do the NHL players there. Incorrected. Yeah.
Who has the best people
who can't make the NHL?
Huh?
Huh?
Oh, yeah.
That's what it is.
And it was funny.
When Canada sent a team,
they're like,
all right,
how many NHL players retired
right just now?
Okay, you guys are all invited.
That's how they did.
And meanwhile,
Russia's like,
fuck,
this guy maybe and china was like
oh uh technically we give all of you chinese citizenship again like china's whole team was
like yuri glavinov like it's like none of these are chinese names it's it's hard to compete with
china in so many arenas because they don't have any ethics. We were talking about designer babies.
I'm like, I'm telling you,
designer babies are not that far away
and they will start in China.
There's going to be really smart super kids.
There's already designer babies hatched over there.
I'm telling you.
They've already hatched.
They're doing their Spartan 1 training right now.
They need better, faster, stronger soldiers to pilot
the new mech suits that they're engineering.
A normal human being can't do it.
They don't have the mental acuity
or the central nervous system
to handle the input. They're making
those super Gundam
warriors, I believe they're called.
There you go.
See?
Is that the guy in charge of it? Huh. They jail going to. Yeah, there you go. See? Is that the guy in charge of it?
So, huh.
They jailed him.
No, that's not the China I know.
That's what they call the lab.
They jail him?
What if his editing babies was just him, like, molesting Swedish women?
Like, that's what his idea was.
It works. Yeah. I think what this idea was. It works.
Yeah.
I think Gattaca was onto something.
Like this idea.
If people don't know, this is a movie, old one.
And it was basically a concept
of these super edited
people. It's hard to compete
if you're not one of them.
And I think
they're onto something.'re gonna be bigger stronger
faster better looking this regular mutts they're they're gonna have a hard time competing with
these purebreds yeah we wanna we want to get in first but i also i don't want to be alive when
all this stuff takes off because when everybody's like eight foot two and you're like the last
generation of not and you're like the last generation
of not and you're like still dumb and have to do like math in your head instead of like using your
cyber eyes to visualize it on the whatever the hell happens like i don't want to be that i want
to be the last generation that dies naturally and then they can go balls to the wall it has so many
it has so many uses beyond just you know the. Like, I want my kid to have blue eyes or whatever.
If you were going to colonize a planet that was a larger-than-Earth planet
with heavy gravity, you could genetically engineer kids
with hollow bones or less dense bones to be able to survive
in a heavy gravity environment.
Higher gravity, yeah.
Or maybe if it's. Engineering children with bird bones
and they're all just
not able to walk, dying.
On the planet, they're fine.
We just ship
them there on crates.
The embryos would be in stasis
and they would be sent there
on a generational ship type thing.
Who teaches them? Their parents parents do they're on a generational ship they're they're
they're they're living there yeah but their parents don't have bird bones the parents are
gonna die in 30 40 50 years that the children are gonna be the ones to have more it's a
generational ship they're gonna have family after family but they need to have those parents will
have bird bones because there's several generations down this makes sense yes they're fucking they're all fucking birds and they're
all right there is no bird fucking in this scenario i mean that's the way they have you
ever seen all those movies where they go on the intergenerational ship you know what happens
is like after two generations of being in the apple store with nothing but white light in your
eyes you go insane and they start murdering and eating each other. No, you
need one of those, what are they called?
The Dyson cylinder?
No, no, no. Vacuum?
It's a science,
it's a cylinder.
It's not the Dyson sphere.
It's the Dyson air blade.
Is it the Dyson air blade?
Is it a term where you surround
the entire sun and take its energy? That's the Dyson? It's a term for where you surround the entire sun with and take its energy.
That's a Dyson sphere.
I believe something else.
We've revolutionized the way you can spend $2,000 to get your carpets clean.
I remember watching this commercial.
It's called an O'Neill cylinder.
It's called an O'Neill cylinder.
What is that?
And what do you need that for, for the Burberry?
For your generational ship.
That's going to go to like another star system
but it wouldn't work unless there was like a big like a you would need an area with like trees and
water and like a pond or something like you couldn't have them and oh is that what this is
yeah oh okay well then i guess they'd be all right yeah i'm okay with your plan i thought so
once you added the artificial park
zach will you please pull up an o'neill cylinder image pretty please no i think i have a pretty Thought so. Once you added the artificial park sphere.
Zach, will you please pull up an O'Neill cylinder image?
No, I think I have a pretty expert understanding.
I want everyone to see.
I want everyone to see.
Well, that's just the worst picture you could have chosen.
That looks like a nice yard.
I feel like I'm not getting O'Neill cylinder either. Is this something that is an ecosystem completely contained?
No.
Don't use the Wikipedia.
Use Google Images, you fool.
I mean, I would have gone to Wikipedia.
I never go to Wikipedia ever.
Oh, I do.
I make sure I don't learn anything.
I like hitting the random button, and I learn about a Turkish general from 1704.
And then you're like, what a waste of time.
And you go, I found a great YouTube channel.
Let me find what it is.
So what this is, they take the written accounts from historical meetings like like Montezuma's like written account of what it was like when he met the um the spanish and like like their take
on the whole thing it's awesome it's called like history talks or something like that but they
thought that the spanish were literally gods and they were doing their best to give them whatever
they wanted but and it it's it's a like 400 men conquered like 20 million or something like that yeah huge l
like his like really 400 men against 20 million that that i couldn't even touch that many people
when he had a death touch i'd still lose like the account from the spanish
the account from the spanish point of view he said something like have there ever
been more courageous men
ever to dare such a feat
we burned our ships when we
landed so there was no way of
return and we have conquered a nation
of millions as we walk
among them
don't tell them about reloading
they didn't
don't give them a concept of limited sphere with these blunderbusses Tell them about reloading. They didn't.
Don't give them a concept of limited sphere with these blunderbusses we're hopping off the ship with.
They kidnapped the emperor.
Yeah, they won that battle roundly.
That would have been a sweep in the playoffs. Is it soundly or roundly?
Yes.
I've heard both.
Oh, I didn't know roundly.
Maybe I learned something new. Or maybe I misled you oh I didn't know roundly maybe I learned something new
or maybe I misled you
I don't know
if so I've been saying it wrong too
in which case you still learned something new and that is not to trust Taylor
yeah in which case I learned something new
which I've been saying for years
well I know we're all hungry
you guys want to wrap?
you're right roundly works
okay PKN
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