Painkiller Already - PKN 419
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pkn 419 kyle what do you have so it's rare in in the realm of professional football but anything
really changes i should say sports but we're in football so we'll get right to it okay they're
changing the football for the nfl on thursday night football only thursday night football
they roll out the super ball this thing is longer easier to grip it's faster more aerodynamic and easier
to control that's this is the bottom line i i hang on i'm gonna i'm gonna give you the fucking um i
desperately want this ball as a guy who throws a spiral like a like a third of the time like a
girl i can't throw a football very well at all i was never never talked to. Really? I thought for sure I was going to be the only one.
No.
I remember we were throwing
the cornhole thing around with Joe Lozon's
family or something like that. And I was like,
thank God this is not one of those Northeastern
football families where they're all
hurling it around like
starting QBs or something.
I'd have went
and sat down with the girls if that had happened. this is only for one game a week yeah the only thursday night football
game which is you know it's like oh i'm sorry i was gonna ask him to show a few seconds of video
but this still image is better than what i had the i thought the difference would be very subtle
like if you're a football player you know but if you put it in my hands and said which is which i
might not i thought it was going to be that level of subtle that is a different football yeah yeah
that's easier to throw me i my problem is the diameter of the center core of it i if i could
wrap my hands around it a little better i think i'd spiral it better i only played the catching
positions and the blocking positions i'd yeah I wasn't involved in the throwing part.
And I was never very good at it.
When I would throw it, rarely would I get the good-looking spiral.
Usually it'd be the duck where you get some wobble in there.
I learned to throw a baseball before a football.
And I don't think my dad knows how to throw a football,
if I'm being honest.
So there was never a time.
And when I did play football,
we were never
thinking that i'd be the guy who threw the motherfucker yeah so it was just like yeah
no i can't throw a football i also can't do the hurdles no never practiced that one either i
tried to come up failed very embarrassing that's crazy it's really different and i i guess the nfl
doesn't have a minor league league that it can control.
If you gave it to like, well, college serves as the minor league,
but they don't own it.
It's not.
Is Roger Goodell in charge of it?
I don't know.
Who runs football right now?
Do you know his name?
The NCAA.
Well, you've got the NCAA.
That's college, but I'm going for the NFL.
Oh, Roger Goodell.
He's the commissioner.
Oh, I am right.
Okay, so Roger goodell runs the pro
league he doesn't have any control over college so he can't like introduce changes in the minor
leagues and see how it works out like other leagues might be able to i know in the basketball
for example it's called the g league it's this developmental league for players that don't make
the nba they could totally try a different ball or lower hoops or higher hoops or whatever because
they own that league yeah and see what impact it has.
There's a huge amount of money tied in this as well.
I know we're not going to watch the video, but they make it very clear that this is a partnership between Wilson, who makes footballs, and Amazon Prime, who sells you things.
They have brought together their money and expertise
to make a silly football only for Thursdays.
I love it.
You're sure this isn't a prank?
And I'm 1,000% sure.
Okay.
I'm 80% sure.
Mitty gave it to him a minute ago, and he wrote,
Bro, what?
They're using a flatter, faster, grippier ball for Thursday night football games.
Looks so wild.
I haven't had time to proof check this, so if it is a Prayful Fools, then joke's on me.
But it looks cool, and I'm pretty sure that this is real.
I never considered it might be fake until you said that.
I'm looking at the graphics of it.
It just looks bizarre.
It looks goofy.
I love it.
I want one.
I want to go back to that.
I have to say this.
Am I the only one who wants one
yeah um zach said triple a and double a baseball used robot empires and a few other things they
tried before the majors i love that i love the idea of yeah a little play testing yeah a little
play testing but um and i like the idea of this new football to get back on topic i just look at
that that's what that was actually what i wanted to show exactly seconds you can that is not a small difference and i'm hearing hey woody we're removing the barrier of
entry to football barrier to entry of football we're letting regular people throw the ball
because i can throw the nerf football i can throw that motherfucker a lot of people can
throw a nerf one better than a big one yeah it just gives a little
bit it's a little smaller you know i can throw you know the really small balls you could palm
like i can throw those motherfucker say it again fins on that motherfucker
that's what it is those if bezos puts i tell you what jeff bezos make that thing put a fucking
spike on the end of it so you can so if so if someone like bobbles it
just wrong it impales them i want to see that you ever see a guy get hit with the ball because he's
not paying attention i wanted to kill him when it happens well a lot of turn in the receiver position
well i mean yeah it would be rare you got equipment managers running out there after a
while this this is ridiculous like what you need it it's just it's Taylor. I mean, I don't really care either way.
Why don't you like it?
Well, one thing I don't like is if they were going to change it,
this is so fucking bizarre.
It's hard to believe this isn't a prank.
All I'm hearing is you can't do a change.
If they were going to change it, they should change it wholesale,
not one game a week we change something,
because then it's like they have no capability of quarterback
they're now doing something you know different like it's not exactly it's not the exact thing
as they were yeah well it's just weird to add money one game first of all we all get it because
we have amazon prime so we'll be to watch these fun games the the real question is is this how
will the game be different we Are they trying to make it
higher scoring? Because we're not talking about
will the score be higher?
Or do you think the
offense will be much better?
Is that the end result of this?
If it makes it easier to throw,
maybe. Will it change the run game at all? I'm curious.
I don't know shit about
shit, but here are my thoughts. The throwing
game gets better.
The running game, I feel like it's easier to strip that long ball.
If I can get one hand on the corner of that thing and rotate it out of your grip,
it's easier on the long ball than the roundish one.
Maybe easier to hold, too.
How do you kick that motherfucker?
Does anything change when you kick it?
I don't know.
They kick it, it tends to go end over end
a lot. They don't kick spirals most
of the time. I'm mixed up. Maybe
punting his spirals and kick off his end over end?
I think I'm right about that.
Zach says...
As far as I know, they just kick that motherfucker.
I'm trying to read this.
I am 99% sure this unique ball isn't
going to actually be used in an official
NFL game. The ramifications
of using a vastly different ball for
only Thursday night Amazon games is
insanely problematic and make a lot of
fans and players angry. Then again,
this is the NFL we're talking about, so
I'll leave a 0.1% chance that maybe
Roger Goodell finally lost his mind.
What? He thinks it's fake? Heell finally lost his mind but he thinks it's
fake but he says and he says it's a quote but a quote from who midi or like someone in charge
it's just it's bizarre i just watched a video of a guy throwing it it's way smaller than i guess i
saw from the graphics like you know like you're grabbing a real football it's a girthy foot it's way smaller than i guess i saw from the graphics like you know like you're
grabbing a real football it's a girthy foot it's a football you know man's hand it looks like you
could just yeah this littler ball looks like most people's hands could wrap around it so
yeah you could definitely throw this faster and harder as just a layman is exclusively sold on
amazon i didn't pick that up oh of course of course. Well, okay. Maybe it was obvious
to you. It wasn't to me.
How much are they?
It's not in this article.
What if my dog would like
to play with one?
He doesn't play with
anything. Not even
the prong ball. Not even other dogs.
They'll run up to him and be like,
hey, you want to play? They'll do that play bow thing
and wag their tail like, come on, bouncy bounce.
And he'll just be like,
fuck you.
I've got sandwiches to get to.
Is there any reason
he might not play appropriately with toys
and other people?
He's disinterested in that sort of
silliness. Developmental delay,
you might say. He's a 60-year-old
dog.
He wants to sit
on the floor. He's not 60,
is he? And dog ears.
Okay. And 16-year-old
people like to play. Good for
him. They usually don't live that long.
Yeah, he's 8 1⁄2 over there,
so no, he doesn't want to play. I'm very confused eight and a half and did you say 60 60 60 oh i'm hearing
dog years i see yeah just having a bit of fun there um no he uh he quit he stopped eating
um at first he would barely eat any any dog food at all he wouldn't eat the dry food and i was like
maybe this dog doesn't eat dry food back at home he's all skinny um yeah i've never fed a dog wet food because that's like messy and
there's cans and i you know nobody wants to do that but i was like let's get him some wet dog
food here so i i instacarted like a variety pack different brands too wow duck and chicken and
steak and fucking filet mignon flavored with rice and all this nonsense.
And he ate a can of it the first night.
And then he didn't eat again for like 40 hours almost or something like that.
He had not eaten.
And I'm like worried about him.
I'm like, if he doesn't eat tonight, like I got to take him to the vet again.
Like his fucker's dying on me.
When they stop eating, that's a problem.
And I've already
emptied two cans on the plates that day of different flavors and he said no to both i mean
i get on the floor of this guy and i like pretend like i'm eating it i microwave it get it warm like
i like he thinks it's people food yeah get that snout all around the house putting a people plate
yo it's delicious actually when you look at it it's like i could eat this food hungry like it doesn't look that bad and uh and so he just won't fuck with it and uh and
finally like i look and he has jumped on the counter and he's gotten the loaf of bread and
he's put it on the floor and he's looking at me and i'm like whatever you doing get out you can't
have my bread and i'm like wait if you like you want some bread and i'm like get
the bread and i i put the bread on his food and he won't eat it i'm like tear the bread in little
pieces and put it all over the food and he won't eat it i'm like fuck what what am i gonna do here
take the spoon from the can and i take the dog food and i smear it all over the bread and i put
it on the plate and i'm looking at him i'm like buddy i just don't know what to wait wait are you eating a dog sandwich right now oh no the dog will only eat dog sandwiches now and so
i i have been making him dog sandwiches for about a day and a half now for every meal we get some
bread out and i make him a nice little dog sandwich and that is all he'll eat it's all he'll fucking eat
what a nightmare this talk has been if you put bread and food on a plate he won't he's like he's
like no it's like i gave you two buns and a hamburger you're like i'm not paying for this
you didn't do your job i wanted to start turning his nose out and be like cut the
crust off bitch you get me one of those batman cookie cutter shaped sandwiches or i'm out yeah
now rocky's on keto bread so
it was some hawaiian bread or something like that so yeah oh everybody wants that but
he's just a cocksucker um he's uh his earache is gone uh with the uh the antibiotics did the
trick on that and uh he's just being a cocksucker down there right now just just just laying there
he's got the bladder of a child so i have to get up in the middle of night make sure i take him
out at night so or he will pee on my fucking rug downstairs.
I've got a steam cleaner now.
That's one of the dogs.
I've got a steam cleaner now. The dog was
$25.
We knocked out about $500 at the vet
and about another $250, $300
getting that steam cleaner.
This is a terrible investment.
I'm going to pay a hobo $60 to strangle this son of a bitch so i'm gonna get a real fucking dog i mean just slowly start
putting ground up glass in his sandwiches oh not the glass he doesn't know his fucking name
yeah did you give him his name or did he have it when he met you it said rocky but i'm not sure if that's
what it said on his paperwork or if they were just like you look like a rocky yeah some of the places
absolutely say that they're like when you come when you show up here don't ask for bill because
we don't know who the fuck that is ask for inmate 647r these dogs are named by staff oh yeah they'll have like a lot of those pounds
they have like a social media person who's like this is alex he likes fire trucks and peanuts
he likes to sleep in front of the tv he likes looking at the tv when sports are on he loves
the cardinal and it's like I were Jim Floyd right now,
I would make that job up right now.
I would be the guy who goes from pound to pound
and I am the guy who puts together the package.
I would make up
a lot of lies. We'd start
with a packet of lies. We'd write the lies down.
See, spoken lies are easy to see through.
You write some lies down. Now we've got something.
We write a lot of graphs, pie charts and we show that when i go somewhere my dogs get adopted way more at a way
more higher frequency than than regular dogs and so you know i go i take the dog's pictures make
them looking happy put them in a background because i go i've been doing a lot of dog shopping
a lot of these dogs they're like they take their picture as soon as
they catch them yeah they're in like a little dirty brick room where they weigh them and he's
just like ah and they're like say say the horror the horror and snap and so then you look at this
dog online and it's like oh i don't want that damaged one where it's like if we came in like
the next week and like love this guy up and like
you want a treat squeak squeak squeak and went snapped in he'd be like a happy boy and maybe
he'd find a home like that should be a job it's all about tricking people into adopting dangerous
animals no it's about putting their best foot forward i mean when you walk out of the house
you comb your fucking hair and wash your ass just give the dog the same courtesy wait you do both of those if i'm shit in not in that order
that's making shit up yeah well i hope the dog thing gets solved soon oh he's fine look i'll
keep him for the rest of his life i need to i'll send him to a shelter if i can find one two years
yeah well yeah yeah i mean for real like like i was i was like he could die tonight
probably won't but he could you's like your own second probation.
Yeah.
With an indeterminate end, but it could be any time.
Look, he's real low effort.
He's just a happy boy.
He won't step on the wet grass outside to pee.
So I have to like, yeah, he's got these big floofy paws.
They're like, I don't know.
If you've ever seen like a Malamute's paws, they're like these boots. And he's like, I don't know. If you've ever seen a Malamute's paws,
they're like these boots.
And he's like, I don't want to get them wet.
Nah, nah.
And I'm like, well, what if I throw down a blanket out here
like an 18th century gentleman?
Then would you walk out?
And he's like, I could do that.
And so now I'm throwing a fucking blanket outside
so that cocksucker will walk over it and go take a piss
so I can get back inside in the bed
because it's four in the morning.
Yeah, you're just living out.
If you give a husky a sandwich,
soon you'll be laying down your coat for him to piss.
I mean, you know, whatever he needs me to do for him, I guess.
It was thundering earlier,
and I had to wrap him up in a thunder blanket
and keep him safe.
So whatever he needs, I guess uh how are the other dogs and yeah i'm getting along still yeah
i look after the girlfriend's dogs a lot and as a group when they're together as long as i keep
food out of the equation everything is good but um if i i worry if there were some food on the
ground because he has like growled and snarled at like two or three times when there was this kind of food about.
And aggressive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And like if you've never dealt with dogs a lot, you'll be like, well, I don't understand.
The food was on the table.
It's like, no, you don't.
He thinks that like that spot right under your foot is like the seat right in front of the door.
He's first in line to get food.
Any other dog that even tries
to get near him right now,
if he thinks he's next in line,
they're trying to take future food
right out of his mouth. We've got to fight now to the death.
To the death. You're trying to take my food away?
It's like prison rules for dogs, right?
What, I'm going to let the
other dog see you take food out of my mouth?
Yeah.
No.
Soon the Pomeranian will be running this place.
I saw a pet owner the other day, and he had his husky and a German shepherd had gotten into a tussle.
And whenever dogs get in a fight, I stick my hand in their mouth immediately.
I'm trying to save somebody usually because they're little dogs.
And I know it's not the safest. it's the only it's the only move
once you if you can get their mouth and then pull like like it'll stop but if you half-ass it and
they start ripping and tearing you then you're this guy's hand look like frankenstein's with
the stitches when they put him back together the only thing i know to do is grab him by the mouth
like i wouldn't do it with a pit bull because he'd tear my fingers off but with like these dogs i can do that i i did it the other day the uh small enough
how big your dog is rocky's a heavy dog you say he was 70 pounds about 65 we weighed him in the
other day and he's got a lot of growing to do he's like skin and bones that's why i'm giving him two
pounds of wet food a day two pounds of wet dog food sandwiches yeah i get it oh he's bulking i'm thinking about starting
to fucking uh give him a little bit of juice i don't know if he's in testosterone see here bear
with me here i think i give him a little testosterone a little l-carnitine for the
joints and and and this he'll be going through like a second second puberty he'll be fucking
because right now he doesn't bark it's's super lame. Is he new, dude?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, little T will make a big
difference. Yeah, big difference. You want
him to bark around the house?
Yeah, I love that shit. He needs to have a more manly
bark. I like howling with dogs
and stuff and getting them all crazy.
I've got
not a really good sound system, but
I got a sound bar and some subwoofers,
and I put on
uh rabbit in distress look that old banger up on youtube and uh i i play that real loud and then
they dogs all lose their shit they're looking for the rabbit that's fucked that's also and then i'll
play a uh like coyote locator call which is just coyotes howling in a pack. And he'll
go,
that's it. No howling,
no barking.
But the other dogs are reacting.
The other dogs lose their fucking shit.
Just howling and barking and
going crazy, losing it.
And he just sits there. He couldn't care less. He's like,
when are we going to have another sandwich?
When is sandwich time?
When is sandwich time? It's probably when when are we gonna have another sandwich what is sandwich time
it's probably when i throw another tantrum so let's start that off
yeah well good luck it seems like the ball seems fake by the way on the first topic i looked into
it i look around there's a fake video of someone throwing it 100 yards, which to me implies that the ball is fake to build hype around.
I think Amazon is playing
a prank to get attention
to the fact that they have the games now.
Cool. Well, they won.
Yes, here we are.
I don't know if they did that silly ball.
I like the ball. I was for it.
Maybe I'm too accepting of change.
Or maybe it needs to be made.
If a change is going to be made, they've got to do it all at once.
I can't read that
on my screen.
If you try to have 30% farther,
top QBs can throw it 100 yards.
How far can a QB throw a regular ball?
70.
Is that real good?
I made it up, but it's something like that.
It sounds great.
It sounds like a good total.
If I threw a ball 70 yards, I'd be pretty stoked on it. Zach,'s something like that it sounds great it sounds like a good total if i threw a
ball 70 yards i'd be pretty stoked zach i feel like you know can you fact check me does 70 sound
like a really can i take a guess can i take a guess and guess that a real qb like a pro can
hurl that thing 100 fucking yards i just think they can in practice most nfl quarterbacks can
throw the ball 70 to 80 yards okay so i was close-ish i mean again i can't fucking throw one but but but
when i think of like the best of the best of anything i just imagine them blowing me out of
the water by like five or six fold oh trust me 70 yards blows me out of the water just fine
i can definitely throw it 30 yards though like like like i'm picturing 30 yards i'm like i can
throw anything that far even if it's end over end i can just hurl something that far right i throw
rocks that far i can throw one of the over end. I can just hurl something that far. I can throw rocks that far.
What are the telephone poles called?
Capers or something?
The Scottish throw them?
Those crazy hurling poles?
Is it C-A-B-E-R?
I think it's camber, caber toss.
Either of you could throw that thing 30 feet.
There's no way.
It would crush me.
It would fall back on me.
You get it to tip over and you get your distance oh i thought that was that big log that you have to
throw in a way that it touches the other side you know i think you should tone down your ambitions
young man big scotsman maybe just get a half a rotation and have it flop the far away i'm like i lifted it
kind of and it's like no no like you just need to throw well enough that it lands on the other side
we were talking like you brought up what you're like i'm not confident my ability to throw a
football so like and it made me think because throwing a football is one of those things
that like if i were with a bunch of my guy friends and we were throwing a football around at a barbecue in someone's yard, that's something I'm not going to step in because I'm not good at it.
And like I've seen like myself throw before and I hate it.
Like I'm not I just I didn't practice throwing footballs growing up, just never did it.
And so I look bad.
And that's like solidified in my head.
When I have people over to my house in my basement, I have the hockey area.
And most of my friends play a lot of sports, athletic guys.
But you take a guy who was like D1 college basketball athlete, and he's in my basement, a buddy of mine.
And we're like, I'm like, let's shoot the pucks a little bit.
You know, a year or two ago two ago drinking having a good time and i like see him pick up the stick
in the most awkward weird like he looks like a fucking retard what an idiot like how could you
even hold it that way and while i was thinking that i'm like oh this is what people think when
you throw balls yep like when they see you throw a ball someone who's good at baseball is going dude
taylor's humiliating himself is the same way i feel when i'm like dude john you gotta stop shooting
the ball like that your your legs are locked you're like going like this like you look like
a goober like you're one of those uh bubble hockey machine guys but oh very i do the same thing with
swimming there's two aspects of it like so what'll happen is there will be someone on a movie or TV show that's supposed to be a swimmer.
And in one stroke, I can tell you if this guy ever swam for real.
How's he looking to the side?
How far does his extension go?
How far does his release go?
In one stroke, I will tell you whether or not this guy is a shit swimmer.
The other thing, it baffles me that they change the scenes they'll go from like actual big
surf to small surf close-up shots and people don't notice this people don't recognize the difference
in ocean conditions and i'm like what that this is the fakest shit ever every baywatch rescue ever
was like shitty cameras in 18 inches of water combined with like Hawaii five.
Oh, insanity surf.
And people didn't see it when you know stuff like when you know anything about anything and you watch a movie that references it like every like hockey is the only sport I know very well.
Miracle on ice.
Very famous hockey movie.
Every hockey movie I've ever seen.
I'm always watching the goalie
because I played goalie.
There's never in the history of cinema been a technically sound
ice hockey goaltender for even one second.
Every save starts with them so far out of position.
Sometimes it's like, there's a 2-1-1 coming in against the Ducks.
And it's like, okay, well, then the goalie has ample time
to get squared up.
And then it goes back, and he's like talking to someone at the bench, and he's like, I want to coming in against the ducks. And it's like, okay, well then the goalie has ample time to get squared up. And then it goes back and he's like talking to someone at the bench.
And he's like,
I want to get back to the,
like every save is a jump and a dive and people,
whoa,
this is crazy.
And I'm like,
this is involved being upside down with your foot,
catching the corner of the net.
Like,
it's like in real world,
like any coach like that,
part of being good at positions like that,
like that is that is positioning yourself
so that you don't have to do those leaping grabs and stuff.
It's not a place for them.
Like Derek Jeter was flying all over the place.
That's because he was pushing the envelope
of what he could do, even with his positioning, right?
But he was catching the balls he shouldn't have caught.
But still, if you're positioned right,
you should make it look easy.
I shot on an NHl goalie once his name
was urbe he played for the hurricanes taylor might remember him irbe and uh he made me look terrible
every block barely involved him moving he'd move like four inches yeah and just like it
and i'm like am i not picking off the corners? What's happening here? I like to score five hole a lot.
I just, I don't know.
I always did well.
That doesn't work against top goalies.
The top goalies are like, you just passed it to me.
What are you thinking?
Because the top goalies are like, oh, you shot for my five hole
because I deliberately gave it to you and then closed it up.
Probably.
I'm like, what is this 3D chess he's doing here you're like oh my god
this guy like some sort of professional goalie is able to tell where i'm going to shoot it by
the angle of my stick like like it gets paid millions yeah and i thought it was um i've
talked to goalies and and they always this probably isn't interesting for the podcast but
they're like wrist shots are tricky slap shots easy as can be you know assuming it's not deflected and
stuff but you shoot a slap shot from the blue line even b-level goalies are stopping most of them
oh yeah big big old slap shots from the point i loved that it's like oh just tee me up it's like
there's there's nobody in front of me, which someone who doesn't know anything about hockey might think like,
oh, all that open space
between you and the shooter for the shooter to pick
their angle. It's like, no, that benefits me because
I'm much faster than the puck is.
I don't have to cover as much space.
If there were a bunch of traffic in front of me and he took
a slap shot, now, shit. You're moving six inches and that
puck is moving 30 feet. Yeah, and so
if I've got a clear sight to someone shooting,
any decent goalie is going to make that save you know most of the time it's traffic in front and deflections
that make it super hard because you can't anticipate a deflection and sometimes a goalie
will give up a rebound yeah rebounds and deflections are the big thing all right sorry
about hockey everyone yeah are you still playing are you still playing yes yes i'm playing fallout
it made me think you were talking about dogs reacting to things uh my fozzie kept reacting to uh meat dog meat dog meat getting hurt in battles
when he goes like yeah and like just my dog would be sleeping on the other couch and then that would
happen and he just the fuck is going on and then 15 minutes later dog meat's getting his ass handed to him by a by a bunch of
super mutants and i'm sniping in the back and what were you saying about fallout 4 i was just
gonna say like like so at first i was looking at mods to maybe play fallout 4 with you but then i
remember drawing that stupid console but fallout 76 is essentially fallout with multiplayer i mean like i watched a review of fallout 76 because it's been
years since i played it it was just so awful when i when it first came out that i we all quit
so i wanted to see if they fixed it and i guess they finally added the npcs and a bunch of other
stuff and it's actually kind of worth playing now but the guy giving the review had thousands
of hours and he's like so why should you play it you really shouldn't
i mean just play fallout 70 please like just just play fallout 4 or or fallout new vegas yeah
please do that there's a great mod for fallout new vegas now you go do that but i mean if you
must if you absolutely must well you know it's fallout i mean kind of you know this and that's
not the same and it's kind of this and that. But hey, your friends are there, right?
That's something.
Such a lackluster review.
Is VAT
a Fallout thing or is that a Fallout 4 thing?
It's a Fallout thing.
Awesome. Because that's the cool...
I think that's such a cool mechanic
in the game. I don't know how that's incorporated into Fallout 76.
Multiplayer?
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
How would one person slow down time to shoot their opponents mechanic in the game. I don't know how that's incorporated into Fallout 76, you know, multiplayer. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It's like
how would one person slow down time
to shoot their opponents if you're playing multiplayer?
So I would imagine you can't slow it down,
which is gonna really
cramp my style, because I'm
bread and butter VATS over here.
All my perks are about the VATS. All my perks
are about getting the action points back
as fast as possible. I think you've also got to
play on PC, too.
I'll play on PC for 76.
I was planning to download it, buy it on this.
We could get a whole group of people together.
I don't think there is a party size.
It's like a big open-world game,
so I don't see any reason why I couldn't get...
I know MIDI and a few other guys have it,
because we all got it.
We just despised it right away and gave up on it.
Fallout's about the world and the story, and the gameplay comes third,
and this game was just lacking in all three, really.
Just a real bad game.
They didn't have NPCs?
There are no NPCs.
They thought that this thing would be so populated that, like, I don't know,
like I was going to be Farmer John or something,
and I was going gonna be like yeah i
need some rutabagas go over to the old mill and get me some i'll give you some coin i'm the rutabaga
man i only played the hardest rutabagas to be robbed by bandits like they're insane if they
thought that was actually gonna happen i don't know what they legitimately thought um but but
they just did fallout it's all about the npcs
the npcs tell you a story and and like the fallout has great stories there's a whole storyline in new
vegas about this these guys who sell children to to um this drug gang and how like they want girls
they they like the girl slaves but but um yeah he all he had was a boy so one of the fiends named cook cook just
burnt the young boy alive with his flamethrower for fun and it's like these are the stories you're
dealing with in like new vegas and then you get to fallout 4 and it's like timmy's lost down the
old well ha ha look lassie's skeletons there okay i get that reference oh yeah and then fallout 36
comes along it's like fuck the npcs we've got
ghouls again remember ghouls remember that's cool too no i i really like the game i think it's it's
a cool world but you couldn't have articulated it better when you said that they didn't understand
their own world like for fallout 4 because it's like and i i noticed it before you
said it but like you really solidified it that like it's been 200 years and there's skeletons
with clothes on them sitting in the middle of a bakery that's selling goods and it's like this
this is like this is a part of the shifts work much less two centuries of time
yeah and like i hate the fact like i found the squirrels would have gotten to them after two
centuries exactly it doesn't they would have decomposed that cloth would have been gone
something i really dislike i found the railroad people and they're like meet us in this church
our home base and it's like whatever you know and then i go and i meet them there but they're like meet us in this church our home base and it's like whatever you know and then i go and
i meet them there but they're not in the church they're in some weird catacomb under the church
and it's like guys it's been hundreds of years reclaim the church like just just take the chair
you already are in the basement there's nothing like there. It's just a bunch of broken pews and things.
They're hiding out. They're a secret organization.
From the Institute.
If you play the main story, you know.
I am playing the main story.
I went to the fucking...
I found Virgil in the glowing tea.
You know why they're in the basement then, Taylor.
Because if the Institute finds them,
they're going to wipe them out.
And that's exactly what happens in the end of the game. Oh, not if I side with the Institute finds them, they're going to wipe them out. And that's exactly what happens in the end of the game.
Oh, not if I side with the Institute.
Exactly.
Actually, if I side with whatever side I side with, everyone's getting wiped out.
Because you're going to kill everyone on the other team because you get XP per kill.
Why wouldn't you?
Yeah.
I mean, not only are you physically going to kill them all, but their building will be destroyed.
And they'll actually die.
It'll be part of the story.
There'll be an in-game event where you take them out.
Good, because I got the fucking ballistic mesh mod from the guy in the basement.
And so now I'm good.
I don't need those fucking railroad douchebags anymore.
So who are you going to side with?
fucking railroad douchebags anymore so you're gonna side with uh i i don't want to look up anything online but i want to pick the side i predict has the best loot for me or the best
reward and the brotherhood of steel has the coolest armaments and stuff so no matter what
i'm sticking with them and also uh the the main guy isn't that um fuck what's the
actor's name the the huge actor the is the voice actor fucking someone really famous i don't recall
could be liam neeson i know he was in one of the games but i think that was three um i know with
the brother really cool one with the brotherhood of steel um i think you end up i don't know if
you if you have to side with them for the whole game, but you end up creating
the Liberty Prime, which is like a
100-foot-tall death robot
that's walking around, and he's like,
Democracy is non-negotiable!
And then he grabs a nuke off his
backpack and hurls it like a
big football at stuff. He's badass.
Damn, I picture the right team.
That's a good team.
Yeah, that's fun.
Fallout 4's got a lot of shit to do.
I've played, I don't know how many thousands of hours.
It's hard to say.
It's like something, I mean, I said this when I talked about it.
I still am not that deep into the game, given the amount of content.
But I was like, oh, compared to Skyrim, there's way fewer fucked up quests.
No.
No, I was wrong.
There's just as many and in some ways it's literally worse
than what i've experienced in skyrim like i've multiple times had to quit quests and like go
back and saves because npcs won't do what they're supposed to do like it'll be a guy who's supposed
to unlock a terminal for you and and you talk to
him and he's like yeah yeah he's like we get out of here you're a member of the railroad forever
and i'm like open the fucking terminal and so i i i literally i had to go back like an hour and a
half in gameplay to restart it i before i did though i killed him over and over
that retarded ass quest all over again talk to the same idiots Before I did, though, I killed him over and over. I am going to kill you if you don't open the terminal.
I had to do that retarded-ass quest all over again,
talk to the same idiots.
The fact that what you say doesn't mean very much takes me out.
I would like it if there was more impactfulness to my statements.
New Vegas is so much better in that regard.
Charisma is important in that one.
Look, if I'm telling people their first Fallout,
it's always New Vegas because it's the best game.
Like, by far. It's not even close.
It's not even close. Fallout 4
is so dumbed down, and Fallout 3 didn't have
its shit together yet. So,
New Vegas is by far the better game.
We played some codenames in the last
Hangout the other day. I had a good time.
I really enjoyed that. The Hangout
was great. I was going to talk about this on PKA
too, but I don't know. Sometimes at the end of the hangout i'm like it's good to be out this time it was
really fun i had a fun time all the way from beginning to end it was a cool hangout yeah
i feel like i won even though i'm not even sure if i did that's all it was a good time it's it's
a fun you and i were on different teams.
Which of our teams got more wins?
Do you remember?
I,
I don't know.
Me neither.
We were on different teams the whole time.
I think.
Yeah.
It sounds like.
I wasn't paying that much attention to the teams.
They're like winners.
That's all that matters.
Cause you and I kind of turned out to be team leaders.
Like it just sort of organized everyone's thoughts and said final answer the most.
Yeah.
We needed that little organization. We had had that you know difficult final answer locked in debacle in the beginning that we're like all right no we're not saying locked in anymore
final answer is the term it's like all right well i remember i think kyle was the person
dragging the answer and someone used locked in immediately.
And I was like, all right, that turned out okay, but let's not use locked in anymore.
Kyle's like, I'm glad you said that because I was making a point.
I don't have as much experience.
That was like the first time I played for real as Kyle.
And we were both the clue givers going head to head.
I got to the end neck and neck.
both the clue givers going head to head.
Oh, I remember you being a clue giver. Neck and neck.
And I remember I had casino and file and you had code.
And I was like, am I a retard?
I can't think of a clue that they'll guess casino and file,
but not code.
Because if I put anything about finance,
finance code flows much more than file code.
And, you know, the finance would grab the casino, but it wouldn't.
And I was like, damn, like, am I just not thinking?
And then Kyle's like, yeah, you're fucked, man.
Like, there's no way with these words.
I'm like, okay, well, at least this is a good one to lose on.
Yeah, the fact that code is on the board.
It's the fact that code is there as my word that he has to avoid.
If he gives me code, then he loses.
So he has to say if he gives me code then he loses so so yeah so he has to say
file but not code he has to get you to choose file over code while at the same time including
the word casino very difficult thing to do what i would recommend you do is start thinking of file
not as a file in a filing cabinet but as a metal file and try to go that way because
that was the first thing i went to and i don't have it i it's hard i started thinking here's
what i did i started thinking about oh the casinos have locks to secure the money maybe
use a file to get out of your locks code it's it's like code lock like you're fucked again
and they do that on purpose with the words
they choose it it makes you it makes you really struggle and go through these leaps and bounds
and the familiarity you have with your team can really come into play and it's a lot of fun
and i don't have a good answer either it's really mine was office but i'm like all right so office
will nail file are people more likely to choose Casino or Code as the second one?
And coding happens in an office.
Yeah.
It's fun.
It's a fun word game, word association game,
and I love games like that.
So I hope people want to play and hang out tonight, too,
because that was fun.
Me, too.
Yeah.
I want to hear more of Kyle on the guessing side
instead of the clue-giving side.
Trying so hard right now to put this file and casino thing together.
I thought about it a good bit during the game, and I'm like,
this is so difficult because all my ideas, they would have given you code.
Or I wasn't confident that the people guessing was now i'm cheating like my word
my code word is file cno oh yeah oh we've had so we used to play for money so you know god
so when you play for money obviously you don't have so many problems
what we have we have rules and we and what we did we had uh we had teams and teams. And I think it's two-man teams.
We don't have this big group.
Everybody's like, I don't know, maybe it's this or that.
When you have a team, it's like this, final answer, that.
It's definitive people playing for money.
There's no goofiness going on.
We know what we're doing.
And it got to the point where we needed a judge's ruling,
whether a clue was good or not.
And I'm not going to throw anybody under the bus but the selected judge was not what was was wishy-washy and she uh
she was like okay the clue is good and they're like the clue is good the game is over
a hundred dollars to these guys yeah and dirty's just like this is such horse shit fucking robbed and it was like we all agree it was it
was bullshit but but you got to have a judge and you got to go by what they said at the end of the
day yeah yeah okay i mean what did he think was gonna happen did he think he was gonna i call it
the game of games because i was shocked our game was very friendly and that's totally out of the norm i've never been in a game that
was anywhere near that friendly there is usually tons of angered yeah i tried to be an asshole
kyle the angry yelling will be over whether the clue you gave is even a fucking legit clue
no bullshit you should forfeit for for fucking giving that clue that writing even writing that
is it just ruins the game you forfeit and that would be the argument so for example be a fake
word like what kind of thing would maybe a phrase from a play or something like that like a famous
line and and because you're using the string of words now it's easier like something silly like
one word the clue because well you know it could be more than one words like like sheriff of
nottingham is fine because you're talking about that one guy but but like you wouldn't
want to do like um like like um a rose by any other name like you can't use that you can't do
a phrase yeah you can't use like a phrase like that we're talking about a person a place or a
thing we could say nasa i don't even know if you could say nasa headquarters that would be a ruling
on the field right i had a bunch of like proper names for that place was you could use it you could you could say
but but you know you have to be careful with what you can and can't use and if people can talk
this might be getting a little bit of boring but for people listening but it's a really fucking
fun game code names i doubt there's any good videos on the internet uh for it because it
takes personality to make the gun the game fun um like i said normally normally when we play it's real mean some content it's
real mean and shitty we haven't talked about it yet but kamaru usman had a fight dude knock the
fuck out look look here's the thing about the ufc right now i i've got a whole thing here so so this
is great the undefeated undisputputed, pound-for-pound champion
on the verge of breaking the record
for most consecutive title defenses held by Anderson Silva,
held by many as the GOAT.
And notable 16 wins in a row.
Is stopped fucking short with two minutes to go
in a fight in which he is way ahead on the scorecards.
All he has to do is not get knocked the fuck out,
and he gets kicked in the face,
knocked the fuck out by the British guy, Leon Edwards.
And making him champion now means what the fuck do we do?
Because there's so many moving pieces, right?
Everybody wants that belt.
Fucking Jorge Masvidal has beef with him before.
He wants to get in there and get after that belt.
Colby Covington, of course he wants to get in there.
He can snatch that belt away from Leon.
Of course, Usman wants it too.
Nobody's talking about Conor McGregor.
Why is he not screaming for the belt right now?
You left out, who's the guy with the Chimov Kamayas?
I'm getting close.
I know it's not right.
He was the guy, the number one contender.
Well, too fucking bad.
He's got a fight scheduled in a week and a half
Or something like that
He's fighting Nate Diaz
Oh, you're right
It's a slam dunk against Nate Diaz
Oh, we'll see
He was supposed to be next in line
He was supposed to slam dunk against Nate Diaz
And go next
You know what Nate did to Leon?
Yes
Nate hit his fists repeatedly with his nose
until the last 30 seconds of the match.
It didn't look that bad.
People only remember the end.
He took a beating.
But, yes.
Nate got tuned up for four and a half rounds
and then turned it on and looked good at the end.
And everyone's like, oh, my God.
What would have happened if there were six? I don't know. Why did you wait for four and a half? No, turned it on and looked good at the end and everyone's like oh my god what would have happened if there were six i don't know why'd you wait for four and a half no that's
interesting to me that what i don't understand why no one is saying that conor mcgregor could
slip in here and take the most undeserved shot at the 170 pound title of all time he could step in
here and say that's right i've i've You know, I want to be the champion.
And Dan can say, okay, sure.
That would be kind of funny, wouldn't it?
You know who else would say yes?
Leon Edwards.
He's like, I would love to have this payday.
I would love to have an easy fight.
Leon probably thinks he can beat Conor easily.
I think he can.
2022 Conor is not that impressive.
I don't know.
He's huge.
I don't know what big Conor is like at 170.
He's big Conor now. He's a totally different fighter than the guy who never seen him
ko daldo he's he's a totally different physical specimen so um no i'd love to see that him coming
in and like cutting the fucking line uh around all of those 170 pounds i'm gonna put this as one
of your skills i i have seen you say like oh this was a great movie and i get that it won
three oscars but here's what I would have done.
I'm like, that's better.
That's better.
You know, I've told you many times, like you'll describe a TV show and I'll be like, I got to see it.
And it's like, ah, Kyle's version was better.
I like that.
I think UFC matchmaker is one of your skill sets.
It would be fun to watch you put WWE storylines together in the UFC.
I don't know why they don't.
So right now when they pick a fight, it's always behind the closed doors.
Dana's got his marker board kind of stuff.
I would like to see a press conference with the guys, the 170-pounders.
Bring Gilbert Burns out there.
Bring Kamzat out there.
Bring Nate Diaz out there too.
Bring Conor McGregor out there at the
last minute though and and and uzman's there leon's there with the belt and and let them all
talk like we're gonna decide tonight make a pitch i would like to see that i would like to see like
nate diaz be like look i'll fight this guy for five million and connor i'll do it for 15.
he's got to have the marker board up there with blank spots on it.
He's like, this is Leon.
He's up here fighting for the – he's a champ.
So we've got to figure out who's going to fight him.
But not only that, who's going to fight each other to decide who's going to fight the winner of that guy?
And we're going to do this all the same night.
UFC, whatever it is, 350 or whatever.
I don't know where we are.
I would love to watch that show.
And somebody's left out. And somebody's left out, right? UFC, whatever it is, 350 or whatever. I don't know where we are anymore. I would love to watch that show.
And somebody's left out.
And somebody's left out, right?
And I'd like to see a guy like Gilbert, not Gilbert Melendez,
Gilbert Burns maybe, if I have his name right,
be like, look, look, look, I get that I'm on a one-fight winning streak.
I might be right about that.
But I was the former number two guy,
and I will take that same fight Jorge Masvidal does,
but I'll do it cheap.
What do you think of me slipping in that spot?
You know, a lot of... Well, people don't know.
What if you took those stars?
What if you took that division in particular,
with 170 pounders,
and you made that the ultimate fighter for a season?
What if you made those fucking hoity-toity,
like 10 millionaires,
all go stay in that shitty fucking house with no cable
and you got jorge masvidal under the same roof as colby covington and there's a sheriff's deputy
at all times what's he gonna do that would be better have a stun gun that would i would that
be like a legitimately watched show like outside of the little sphere of mma and like nonsense if you have conor mcgregor on a reality show yeah i i can imagine i mean it'd be very expensive you know how much
conor mcgregor would charge to get his like half a billionaire like four or five years ago you know
i mean that's before stuff but proper 12 he did it fair fair that's all yeah he's 100 millionaire
now i guess he doesn't want to do shit like that. God, it's just a fan's dream.
Did you see his Instagram video?
No.
All right.
Conor McGregor is on a yacht.
Clearly.
Just a little offshore getting his dick sucked.
And you see the woman's head bobbing.
And I was like, at first I didn't realize it was uh d his fiance maybe maybe wife but i think fiance
and now pretty sure he had put up a instagram video of his fiance sucking his dick on a boat
and i oh here it is connor's mcgregor's wife enjoying the notorious eggplant shamrock
i'm watching.
I haven't.
You haven't seen her ponytail pop up yet?
Well, it seems like she's just relaxing in the sun there in his lap.
Keep watching.
I think you're inferring a lot here.
I saw his hand on the back of her head.
Oh, yeah.
He's supporting her neck.
I don't know.
I think she's giving him head.
I don't buy it.
He's definitely got his hand on the back of her head.
He's got a fight coming up.
He wouldn't do that.
He's got a fight coming up.
He wouldn't do that.
I don't know why I remembered him with his like sort of in this position
with like his hands up chilling, but it's not in this video.
Not at all.
What a bizarre thing to post. It might be
in the Instagram version.
Poor Joe. I've got in head.
Stop saying I haven't.
I'm getting bullied
by people online.
Yeah.
I don't mind the move.
Go ahead.
It's just a new kind of flex look at me on a yacht
getting head and and i want to say the instagram post had text something similar to you know if
you're going to do this on a yacht get it done in the sun or something like that gross whatever
maybe zach can find that it's a real weak flex i find that untoward yeah i i'm not on your team
whenever i see somebody in a private plane,
that one seems like a real weak flex too
because you always see those photo booths
that make it look like you're in a private plane.
Have you seen those?
No.
You go sit in this bullshit
and now you're in the cabin of a private plane.
You know, one of those little small ones
where you're like,
I like a Learjet or something.
And then you stand up and you walk away like it's just
a fucking set i didn't know that ridiculous i want a picture in one i've been bamboozled all
this time most of the time i would say unless you're taylor swift's fucking fan she's like
she's like oh you want to come see me i'll send the jet taylor swift sounds so fucking cool
did you she was getting shit because her plane had done so many miles this year it was like oh a huge amount she burnt like 175 000 gallons of fuel or something it was ridiculous but then
is it though how many gallons of fuel is a normal flight how many gallons of fuel is it okay for
someone to use in the private jet i just oh well you're just so lame connor this is a weak weak
flex you don't look good he's not wearing pants. I told you this was the pose I remembered him in. I think the Instagram version
of it had it or something.
But he's clearly getting his dick sucked
in a pretty nice locale.
Yeah. Fans have
reacted in shock after a video appeared
to show him enjoying his fiancee. I can't believe me and his fiancee
are sexually active before marriage.
I for one am grabbing
my pearls. Man, his chest tattoo
sucks. Oh, his chest tattoo sucks.
Oh, my stars and garters.
I'm just not sure why I got brought in on it.
It's, you know, every now and then the hangout.
You?
What am I missing?
I mean, as an internet person having to view it through the photons in my eyes.
Now I've been brought into his sex life in a way.
I've had to see that.
And you don't want to be. I'm fine with that.
I'm not.
I have no problem seeing dick sucking
you i mean if he's gonna show it fucking go and i go all out show i can't get my head past i'd
prefer it the other way like so i watch videos it's not funny and you watch videos of people
sucking dick we can both work in the same
see but i need it to either be i need to either be hot or funny and that's neither
see see when that lady in the hangout just like strips down naked and starts like
banging herself with a toy and taylor gets all awkward that's funny but but it is uncomfortable but i'm fine with it mcconnell mcgregor like like
showing like dick root and like getting some sort of weird head uh head from his
fiance on a boat somewhere i don't know what i'm which part am i impressed by
that he's capable of like being on a boat or that someone will suck his dick i i don't know
i can i can make any of that happen like yeah
if you're gonna flex on instagram you would think you'd do something yeah they can't on a yacht you
can rent that thing for 1500 or something that's like a that's like a vacation trip i bet there's
1500 and fuel yeah he's probably i don't need to go anywhere i hey you're gonna quick instagram
video of my girlfriend sucking my dick.
You think you could let me hop on your yacht and drive me over there?
I'll give you $1,500.
You know what I mean?
He doesn't need the yacht all day.
I'm sure that's what Connor did.
He might have.
Not Connor, because he's actually rich.
See, that's what makes it worse, because someone like him should be flexing so much harder,
like something so much less attainable
getting your dick suck on a yacht in what might be the mediterranean is a pretty i don't know
where that is that could be off that could be fucking jersey i don't know where it is warm
i mean anyone can get their dick florida oh my most guys get their dick sucked. He's flexing a $10,000 luxury when he's a hundred millionaire.
Yeah.
And it's like white trash of him.
It's like new money, white trash flex.
It's like me flexing a double
cheeseburger.
We're all like, yeah, dude.
We can afford all the food we want
as well.
I hear you.
It's kind of a problem for society, actually. There's a trashy subreddit. I forget you it's kind of a problem for society actually there's a trashy uh subreddit
i forget what it's called it might just be called trashy and uh i see people having like sex in
public or whatever and i'm like god i mean i'm not saying it's not trashy but you guys are all
acting like it's uncool maybe i'm a little trashy people doing things like that in public how cool it is is directly
proportional to or inversely proportional to how overweight they are if they are overweight it is
not cool to fuck in public if you're like jacked it's pretty cool owners like you know that that
like famous picture of like the vancouver canucks knocked out of the playoffs and so there were
riots in like 2011 all around Vancouver.
And there's that famous picture of the guy and the girl like making out in the middle of the road.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they're good.
Very famous picture.
If they were two ham planets in the middle of the road in Vancouver, that would not have taken off.
No one would have been like, oh, my goodness, amid all the ridiculous Canadian hockey rioting, an attractive picture. But because they're thin
and they look good, it's an
iconic photo. The same thing applies to
public sex. Can you find this photo, Zach?
What was it?
The Vancouver Canucks? Yeah, it was
in Vancouver. I think it was after they got
eliminated in like 2011,
I want to say.
I can see the picture in my head, but I can't.
I'm just realizing this.
Conor McGregor should be
somewhere that
you can't go with people
that you can't meet doing a thing that you can't
do. It's so lame.
I'm still on the boat thing. I'm sorry.
No, you're fine. I agree. I don't think it's a very
cool flexi, especially like getting
your dick sucked as a flex. I also can't tell how nice
that boat is.
For all I know, that's a $150,000 flexi especially like getting your dick i also can't tell how nice that boat is like like like
for all i know that's like a i don't know 150 000 boat which in the world of boats is like
look go down florida walk out on any fucking boat slip the 150 000 one is the little one
you know what i mean like like it's not impressive uh anything about that picture
looking no that's not it zach mine is though it just goes to show if you're attractive if you're good looking
people people will be cool with it for that person people are not cool with it so that's it
you could zoom in a little but that's the picture and like taylor said you know if they weren't
attractive people would have a very different... Ham planets? That wouldn't
be an iconic photo. No. I don't know.
People would be laughing at it. If they were
69ing and then the ham planets
began to roll together like that at the end
of Critters 2,
I'd be down with something like that. You know, when all
the critters formed a mega critter ball.
Oh, yeah. I mean...
A reference I definitely get.
You guys know Critters, right?
Well, I haven't seen the first one.
Zach, show me a critter ball.
All the critters form together into the mega critter.
The amalgam of critters.
The amalgam of critters.
It's just mouths and...
Is it like gremlins?
Which I did like gremlins.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Gremlins are...
Each gremlin's different, right?
You got like...
Critters are all the same.
And there's these little
furry mouths like and they came from
space they escaped the prison
barge hijacked a little
little spaceship and they came here and some bounty hunters
yeah there it is perfect that's the prop
yeah I saw that
when I was four years old and I never
forgot I swear to God I remember being
in the downstairs room
where my Mario was hooked up to
nintendo next to the fucking waterbed watching this shit on that little color tv and being like
holy fuck it was it was after dark that's all i remember and it was i i had the feeling that it
was like a weekend because like everybody was there watching tv yeah that i was four and i remember that ball scarred you or it made an impression on you
1990 i don't think i've seen the critters franchise not not not a no i don't know
there's a lot of them in the first movie there's this like side character who's a bit of a buffoon
in the in the town where the critters invade and um i guess the
fans liked him so they kept bringing him back in every critters movie he's in it all by the fifth
one he's in space and i think he's the bad guy like like it's come full circle yeah that's cool
the big ball of critters what a what a nightmare well I'll check out Critters then. Don't do that.
I'm not really going to watch it.
I'll probably spend that time. I'll download Fallout 76
on my PC.
You want to play that one?
Just to have it. That's the one we
can play together. Is it like a full price game?
Yeah.
I'd be interested in playing it together.
That'd be fun. I haven't looked. I own it uh i wish i could play on console i just like playing
games with the controller i like it better on pc dude yeah but i'm not a gamer i was about to call
you not a gamer as an insult i expect you to jump into it no i'm not disarmed me i've just i've
disarmed you i've agreed and amplified before you even got it out.
Yeah, this is like when girls claim to be gamers
because they use iPhone games.
It's like, ah, you're not a gamer.
But you jumped in there.
I think we might have a nice season of games coming.
So avoid Battlefield, I think.
Everything I've seen about Battlefield is...
Is it still called Vermintide?
It's called Darktide. Darktide. It still called Vermintide? it's called Darktide
Darktide
so last time I checked
as of six days ago Darktide
was coming out in like two weeks
hell yeah
that's the last time I checked it could have updated and gotten
pushed to November or something but
I don't know Call of Duty this year
is looks really really
good and like just the look of it how the graphics look it improves but I don't know. Call of Duty this year looks really, really good.
Just the look of it, how the graphics look,
it improves everything.
It's got Blackout 2, which is their battle royale. I really enjoyed Blackout
1. We played a ton of it.
You're saying it's Modern Warfare 2 again.
Yeah. Well, last game was Modern Warfare
1.
Okay. I implied that started over with the name
it wasn't the name that they were redoing the maps and everything
but I don't know I could be wrong
oh
he says Warzone 2 not Blackout
I'm actually a little
oh is that what they call it?
is Warzone Battle Royale though?
it's a reimagining
yeah I don't think it was a remaster at all but but but they have a battle
royale mode right yeah okay i don't care what they call okay so is it a remaster no reimagining
they're just it's a new fucking game ground up okay okay well then i'm just off that was my
understanding of it um because i don't know how they're going to just do a copy of MW2
and release that this year for their billion dollar
franchise. Didn't they already do that? Didn't they release
Modern Warfare 2 as a DLC
for something else? It was like a
cherry on top though. Right, right.
No, I'm not disagreeing with you, but I'm
saying they wouldn't
re... What do they call it?
Refactor? Reimagine?
They wouldn't like... Remaster. Remaster. Thank you. That is what they call it. They reimagined re they wouldn't like remaster remaster thank you
that is what they call it they wouldn't remaster the same game twice right i don't think so in any
case um i'll be playing the the battle royale mode that's what i'll be interested in i like
that shit a lot and uh and then dark tide of course and uh there was another one oh sons of
the forest or it's either son of the forest or
sons of the forest i don't know which but that's the long-awaited sequel to the forest the horror
uh co-op survival game where you're trying to rescue your son and there's cannibals and
monsters and and mutants and you've got spears and bows and arrows and you're spelunking a lot
through caves it's very scary game very fun really been looking forward to the sequel to that that's coming out sometime this fall as well
um the only thing i'm not gonna play i think is battlefield i saw there was like a non-binary
like character or something like that and they're like oh okay that sounds fun that couple taylor
actually they're still together i want to show this picture before we end the show
because we're about to wrap as of
22 they're together well as of
21 so I'm just going with
10 years
yeah
this is them now
and there's still a couple
and apparently she was like freaking out and
like not dealing with the stress of
being in a riot and that's why he was kissing her,
to calm her down.
That's the backstory.
I thought it was cool that they were still together.
It's neat. Good for them.
I know we have the hangouts.
We've got to eat dinner. You guys want to call it?
Yes. PKN 419.