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pkn 422 taylor where are you uh we are in the smoky mountains right now uh my dogs are back
at home my brother's watching all my dogs and everything staying at my house he always
it's so funny like i just have to mention going out of town he's like you know i'm like there at
your house and i'm like oh yeah i'm sure this is like magnanimous you don't just want to use the
gym and like my nice stuff but yeah we're in the smoky mountains um i knew there were a bunch of black bears here but we've been here a
couple days and i've we've seen three bears so like a little like 1.3 bears a day we saw a bear
right in the yard as we like walked in and i was like damn like that's it it's not a big scary bear but at the same time it's like
that probably weighs 180 200 210 pounds ever seen yes it's it would fuck any like in my head i'm
like looking at it like oh it's just a little bear and then i have to remind myself like no
if that thing had anger in its heart brock lesnar on steroids has no chance. It'll just shred him.
Brock Lesnar weighs way more than 180-200.
I gotta say... But he has no
talons. He's a trained
fighter. He's got more than talons.
He's got double leg, single leg
transitions. He's got rear
naked chokes. His hands are so big, Taylor.
Maybe I'm overestimating the strength of the black bear bite.
Do I have to go into it?
Well, okay. Then maybe they're not that scary. In my head, I'm overestimating the strength of the black bear bite. Do I have to go into it? Well, okay.
Then maybe they're not that scary.
In my head, I'm just keeping a distance from them.
But no, I was like, we were driving to the whitewater rafting place today,
and we just stopped because they were like,
I could have reached out and pet one if I wanted.
I could have reached out the car window and touched it.
I've been up there a lot.
Never had this.
Really?
Yeah.
Apparently, this is a very heavy time of year. I don't know why, but there a lot. Never had this. Really? Yeah. Apparently this is a very heavy
time of year. I don't know why, but
there's a shit ton of bears. They're probably smoking mountains.
Gatlinburg Pigeon Forge. That's where
my family did our vacations. It was lame,
but it's where we went. Dad liked the quiet of the
mountains. Mom didn't seem to
yell as much while we were there. There was banana bread.
Pigeon River?
I don't know. All over the place. I just whitewater
after that 30 minutes ago i'm telling you when
you brought this up i'm like i know where you are yeah i didn't understand what you meant by that
now i i was like i could sketch your building yeah like yeah this is where we did all of our
like growing up every year twice a year pigeon forage gatlinburg tourist traps dude super
underrated it is gorgeous here
it's like we're in like a nice place like up in the mountains like just like the the fog hanging
over in the morning like it's so cheap too like a beach vacation like just the room alone can get
kind of wild but we always rent a cabin up there i still go like that's still where i like to go
sometimes and i go motorcycling there with friends we can't in that area that's like there's i don't know if you've hit twisty roads
taylor but on a motorcycle they're heaven and they're always kind of well paved and you can't
completely trust that there's never going to be any gravel because the nature of it is rocks drain
off the hillside and there'll be like a stripe of gravel in the road so don't be insane but uh
but anyway yes there's twisty roads you can lean over
and have your good time.
And I go up there too.
It's good.
Boulders can come down off that cliff the size of like,
not a car because that's insane,
but like half the size of a car,
like a big enough boulder that it would knock your car off the road
and send it off a cliff.
There's a YouTuber who drives on a motorcycle insanely every day is
track day to him just everywhere he goes he's at the cutting edge of his abilities and he has
wild bad life-altering accidents once or twice a year he limps one of his arms only kind of works
and anyway he's out west and he's riding as fast as he
can. Now, the deal is, you're a motorcyclist.
If you take a turn slowly,
you have options. If there's something
in the road, you can go left or right of that thing.
If you take a road at maximum speed,
that line you take is the
only line in which you can make that turn.
There was a rock in there.
It wasn't too big. Think of the size
of a grown man's skull.
He ran right into it and got
hurt bad.
Jesus Christ.
Did the bike get a lot of air
and then do a crazy thing?
A lot of air, like 18 inches.
Any air.
A little air is fine.
We trained this thing over and over about
what to do if there's shit in the
road.
And we jumped two by fours,
you know,
you throw at 30,
40 miles per hour,
we'd hit a two by four.
And,
uh,
and you know,
like we'd pull back a little,
take the weight off the front and stand up a little bit.
And you'd eat those things for breakfast.
It was like,
it was good to know that because before that I was like,
what happens if you hit a two by four,
but a rock,
the size of a person's skull,
there's no eating that, especially in probably what he's riding oh no i don't understand that i don't i'm never on
my bike all right so i've been in my car many times that have been like it would be kind of
fun to fucking hit the engine here we go on my bike i never had that feeling i'm never like
man i'd like to fucking reach back and get a few more horse.
Yeah, let's go.
It never happens because I'm so such a pussy about coming off that thing.
Let's risk a copyright, Zach.
It's only PK.
It's PK.
No one will see it.
I have this time stamped at 10 seconds just to save a little.
Hey, don't strike us, bro.
We're good people.
Yeah, dude.
I love your stuff.
I hope you're not in jail right now.
Like everyone says you are.
Yeah, man. Check out Max max wrist he's a badass with nine subscribers looking to fucking eat
shit here that's oh my god fireballs oh oh yeah man Oh! Yeah, man. That's the rock.
Either he didn't see it in advance
or at that speed he had
no choice but to ram it.
Oh, God! Now, in the
biker world, is that seen as just
a totally unfortunate thing?
Or is it like that's a fail on his
part? He didn't properly
observe the road before him? I would say
this is the game you play
when you ride fast like this is the consequence that you accept yeah if he was going slower
he'd have seen that rock and been able to go a foot to the left or the right
but instead he was going so fast he either didn't have time to react to it or um reacting would have
been worse than hitting yeah it looks like yeah it would be not making the road
he fell correctly though right like he fell on all his pads and slid off the
isn't that what you're supposed to do uh let's be honest he has a lot of choice
oh look at this look at that flaming bike on the side of the road yeah you could see two big
fireballs squish out of it when it laid over he ruptured the tank or a fuel line or something like it sprayed with like a poof of vapor we can probably stop watching now but yeah
yeah no good video man hope you're feeling better yeah you know that guy's okay could have been way
worse near that cliff hope his striking fingers broken if nothing else no so that video was from
like last year and he went and he he started riding tail the dragon not
far from where taylor is a lot and he became the i think the fastest guy ever at tail the on that
r1 and he rides a bmw there's two bms i was gonna say probably not that that's that's some
that's some top speed shit um and uh but the rumor is that there was an accident
that he caused and now he's
in jail because he rides so
aggressively so frequently.
Allegedly. I've heard things
said about Chael Sonnen.
Fabrications, lies in the media.
Man, we're in the halo.
Every now and then you have that one guy
who's like, yo, no, Chael beat his wife, right?
Yeah, he probably dominated. Shut all he beat his wife after cleaning the clocks of three other strangers he's still
having a fight in him to take out a loved one after that okay that's a champion i didn't ever
hear that he hit his wife i don't think he hit his wife i think he beat the shit out of uh like
two or three people in a hallway and at least
one of them was somebody else's wife. But look,
you get in the way of
Chael Sonnen, you're lucky you survived.
Yeah, this is true.
I think the number is five
people, but I'm told it was
one at a time.
That's fair.
What do they call that in Pride? One of those Grand Prix's?
Yeah.
It's the Marriott Hallway Grand Prix.
While we're on the topic of MMA...
It's hard for the sixth floor Marriott courtyard.
I know everybody doesn't like MMA,
but there's some goofy shit that transcends
people who don't care about fighting.
So, like, Conor McGregor uploaded this, I don't care what, Instagram video or something of him flexing in the mirror and going,
like a lot.
And first of all, he's not very big, if you ask me.
Conor McGregor.
I'm way bigger than Conor McGregor.
It's the photo you sent, right?
You're almost as big as Conor McGregor.
Okay.
As far as biceps,
I don't know if you could beat him in an arm wrestling contest.
I don't know, but he's a little man.
Remember he was 145 pounds.
Yeah.
He's five, nine or something.
Anyway, look, as someone who has flexed and taken pictures of it.
Sure.
He's bro.
No, no.
Like, like be ready.
Like you're not ready yet.
He looks so little in this.
He looks so little.
Oh, my.
You're embarrassing yourself, dude.
Look how hard he's straining to get that much.
That's the other thing.
So when you flex, it's actually hard.
Like, people think, like, oh, I flexed the muscle.
Okay, then you stopped, though.
You got to hold it.
And not just that one.
Every muscle in your goddamn body that you want to look good while you take a picture,
not looking weird, not looking like you're taking a hemorrhoid shit.
Okay?
That's what Connor's doing.
He's taking that shit that killed Elvis right now.
Yeah.
This is the picture you used that time where you were like, does he look juiced to you?
No.
No, not at all.
He looks fit and strong, but he's not anyone that you would stop and look at.
He's not working hard at all if
juice got him there like he's working three four days a week like i'm like as a professional
athlete as he should be two a day every day like like lifting and like a form of martial arts
every day the one counter is he's put on a lot of muscle as as much as he's not that big right now
like like compared to someone who's been putting on muscle for a few years,
compared to him at 145, he's huge.
Yeah.
Yeah, he definitely can't make 145 anymore,
but he's not a real 170-pounder.
All he's done is made himself a 155-pounder that can't fight anymore.
You can't even fight at 170, bro.
Hop up there.
Hop up there.
See what happens.
I was trying to say that in the last PKA,
but I don't think I really elaborated well.
I don't know how good a fighter Conor is right now.
This version of Conor McGregor, he's at 155.
He's kind of muscle bound, and he's not what he was good at.
It's a question mark to me.
He's like 190 pounds there, standing there as he is, I would guess.
He's a big, strong man.
He's a professional fucking athlete, but he's not in the top five in any weight class.
He'd have to make a weight class up.
He's just not.
He's just not.
I don't know what he's going to do.
They should throw him at Tony Ferguson and let him stomp him right out of the UFC.
God, I love Tony, but, man, it's hard to like somebody's personality when they get... You know what I love? What always
is endearing to me? When someone
loses well. Regardless
of what happened in there.
If you could have gotten the shit beaten out of you every round,
you could have given up. But right after,
depending on...
You've got to be on your game right after an
ass-whooping. Imagine that.
You don't have a day to get your shit together.
I'm bleeding still, and they want to know what i feel about well he's a great competitor i'm glad he gave me this uh this opportunity i learned a lot in there you know i learned a lot
man does he hit hard that guy it's hard that's what chel sonnen did that's i'm verbatim yeah
he was like i hit me so hard he actually said is i learned that guy hits hard that yeah see that's
an that's almost as much an entertainer kind of guy as a fighter guy like just joking about it
well he's like people don't know this i've never lost a round it's like i've lost a couple of
fights but you look into it i was winning every fight i lost up until the point that i lost
i'm not sure it's true but i did it's mostly true he had this thing where
he would like get caught
in triangle chokes a lot and he's winning the fight until he's not and he's like i can't say
that anymore michael bisping beat me in a round that's never happened before i've lost a round
now and he's like he hit really hard i was surprised and uh his words were he hit me so hard
like like there's no fake
rate of that.
That's some real shit.
He's used to getting hit.
He's the one that knows.
His whole life has been getting roughed up.
He's a subject matter expert on getting punched.
Chael did a really good job.
Dominic Cruz did a great, great job.
I remember he lost a fight.
I forget who, too.
They're like, yeah, tonight you weren't really good.
He's like, what?
No.
That was the best me in there that just
got beat he's like i i was i wasn't hurt i wasn't this i wasn't that he was just better than me
tonight i you know i i'd love to try again have a rematch but there's no excuses he he was better
than me tonight boom and i was like damn he loses well good the other fun thing in MMA, you don't have to be a nitty-gritty fan, Daniel Cormier was on steroids when he fought.
Jon Jones is...
Not true.
Seems like someone's just been fact-checked.
I saw there was a urine test that popped for 7,000?
I watched the 40...
No, 39-minute, more plates, more dates.
Oh, did Derek solve this one?
Derek basically said not on steroids.
I trust him. What is it about... Is it because it's a urine test and there's something crazy it's i okay that i wasn't able to actually i i trust me you don't need molecules but like you
said it was a urine test and he's like it doesn't mean what people think it means and he kind of
concluded not steroids i think okay i don't know anything
about urine tests so he's got me in a and i also disadvantage there of course if you tell me a guy's
t level was 700 i'm like aha i kind of know what that is if you tell me it's 700 nanograms per
deciliter i'm like is that the measurement i'm used to or does that need to be converted into 7 000 would be like a gram
of testosterone a week uh and you know people talk about like i'm 200 milligrams like five
like we're talking about five times the normal dosage or something for like a human being um
you need something like that to get up there 7 000 is a number people don't do. If you look at bodybuilders on peak week, they're not at 7,000.
They're at 2,000 or 1,500.
Kyle, does that sound right?
I would imagine it'd be higher than that.
Look, I don't know what they get to, but I think that mine are up pretty high.
But I think that mine are up pretty high.
When I'm going full bore through the thing and I'm taking 200 or whatever,
my testosterone levels are really high.
So I wouldn't be surprised if you get to 7,000 with a gram.
But I don't know if it's one of those diminishing results things.
I've heard Derek say it is, but mostly past a gram.
Because I remember he talked about a guy who was like multiple grams a week or something it's like this is insane he's taking like eight grams total of shit a week there was so that like I shoot myself twice a day but this guy's doing like six or eight
a day like big needles like dude when you shock Derek you've done a thing and i love it when that happened
if you told derrick that you took a lot of steroids or something derrick would be like yeah
yeah i know 600 guys like you but when derrick is like what a 14 year old on trend turned gay
whoa yeah i just like i like just seeing a guy just like Derek geared out of his mind.
He's got like hemispheric striations in his shoulders, and he'll be like, this is just excessive.
And it's like, I guess you'd know.
It's not like the size or anything.
It's that once you get to a certain level of dosage with certain chemicals or hormones or whatever
you don't need any more there's you're full the gas tank is overfilling now you're taking the
paint off you know like you're all full that that was part of why i thought dc's test was
wrong or inaccurate or didn't mean what we thought it was a maxed out test
like it like it was just off by decimal or something like if
you told me that he really had 700 naturally i'd be like oh well i still think that was a black guy
a black guy olympic athlete you know you say it is honestly i just i just don't know we do and
here's what the uh i don't know if the mma subreddit of course very popular you ever get
on the ufc subreddit because that's what that popular. You ever get on the UFC subreddit? Sometimes.
That's the free folk of... Is it?
Oh, those guys are mean.
They're in there like,
that fat fuck cheated with a towel.
He's got no morals.
He's got no integrity.
No moral fiber.
Cheat once.
You think an Olympic athlete
is a stranger to cheating?
He's a wrestler.
It's a part of their sport.
They're always trying to squeeze one in or edge one over.
This guy is as big of a cheater at John Jones.
He's just a better actor.
And I loved it.
I loved it.
I bought that.
I wanted to be real.
But in reality, what I think of him is he's just a guy who poses to be more intelligent
than he really is and has average at best commentary. But I liked him as a's just a he's a guy who poses to be more intelligent than he really is and has like
average at best commentary but i've liked him as a fighter a lot i just wished he hadn't been such
a fatty and fought a weight class down i watched some old videos of him in strike force he's a
monster he's still too heavy in strike force when he's the champ but he's a monster that's
my issue was always he's too fat right he could have been a better fighter but he carried a lot
of fat fat isn't the worst thing but it he's a professional athlete could have been better
gotten him to why was that people too often acted like oh you know that's just his body type
the fuck loved popeyes loved it Couldn't get enough of Popeyes.
Was always talking about Popeyes.
Anytime there was a surprise fight, he's like, what?
Pull the fucking drumstick out of your mouth long enough to accept the fight.
The guy lived on fast food grease bullshit, and he had the body that exposed it.
You're a professional athlete.
Look, all of us love greasy food. I like sugar i like and he make 185 though is there a daniel cormier that makes 185 like what did he fight at in
college zach will you find daniel cormier what he wrestled at in college what way he wasn't that
lean as a wrestler which is yeah but but collegiate wrestling would tell me like prime daniel cormier
collegiate wrestling would tell me like prime daniel cormier sure is he like like for his weight class really really strong like he was he's two-time world champion only one guy could
beat him and that was john jones john jones has never lost a fight he's been the champion since
he was like 21 or 22 years old or something and he's older than me so he's been no he's not older
than me yet i think he's like 35, right? Something like that.
In college,
it was the same situation. John Jones is one of the baddest human beings who's ever lived.
He weighs,
he fights at 205 pounds at six foot four,
and he's a monster of a man.
And he's incredibly talented.
Kale Sanderson.
I think I have his first name.
I've never heard that name before.
Okay.
Well,
if you were collegiate wrestling fan,
he is the Wayne Gretzky of collegiate wrestling.
And it just so happens that guy was the number one in Daniel Cormier's weight class.
This poor guy has had to be behind Jon Jones and Kale Sanderson his whole career.
He's got eight world championships, just so we're clear.
He's fine.
He's fine.
Okay.
I mean, did Cormier get spoken to by the Joe Rogans and the commentators throughout his career after losses?
Think that would have went differently if your shape was different or if you had worked more on cardio?
Was it ever a point of discussion?
No.
No.
Rogan always seemed to have this idea that, oh, this doughboy is his elite form.
And if you think that he should be looking like i don't know a stronger thinner man leaner
man then you just don't understand fighting and i'm like i guess i don't understand any athletics
like yeah but all the other guys are doing that i think he should look more like paulo costa
i think he should be happy i think i if if daniel cormier had the fitness level of paulo costa he would be the greatest of all time
like if he's fighting at 100 costas at 170 though right so i'm is he he fought is he at asana you
remember yeah of course i'm just i'm confused because he's going back and forth with kamzat
right now but but that's because kamzat's in both classes anyway no it's insane he'll fight
heavyweights.
I've been enjoying MMA a lot lately. There's a bunch
of drama, and not all of it is
the WWE fake drama
that there usually is.
Brendan Schaub, of course, is like the
fucking punching bag of the internet.
You can watch hour-long videos down the rabbit
hole about him at this point,
about Walgen to the Troll, or
whatever.
I don't understand why
they hate you so much i want you to watch these videos then you'll know i just okay besides being
unfaithful to his wife and hitting on all those female comedians who have podcasts together who
then go right on them and rat him out to the world um while his wife's home pregnant i think
um besides that i think it it's probably just so many examples
of him being a piece of shit.
Just being needlessly mean or petty or just going after people or whatever.
And then his subservience to Joe Rogan leads you with no respect for him.
Joe will be like, oh, that guy is strong.
And Brendan Schaub goes, oh, the strongest.
Man, that car is fast.
Brendan Schaub shops the fastest there's
montages of it and look you can get any speech patterns i have my own everybody does but he
kisses joe's ass every time that's not a speech pattern that's that's it like every time joe is
like he knows where his bread is buttered kyle joe's like my head's my head is big he's the
biggest like whatever he said it was like i'm just a dummy the dumbest i saw him accidentally
outing rogan for cheating on his wife i saw a clip of him what i think on yeah yeah i saw him
on twitter i'm calling i saw him on twitter like calling uh uh dana white an eskimo brother you
know what that is yes i do and that was yeah because they both fucked around a rousey yes
which is like god y'all need to keep your business in private.
Well, we know that now.
We always knew Bryn Shob fucked Ronda Rousey,
but we didn't know the boss of the company fucked her too.
That seems pretty shady.
It is a little shady, but I'm pretty sure she was cool with it.
I mean, I doubt that she was forced to do anything.
Right?
But I mean, even even looking back she was like
yeah that was the thing i was down for yeah i'd say so she's not picky you know you've seen that
what's that dude she's married to he is up he's one of the ugliest motherfuckers i've ever seen
everything all right here before you pull up a picture of travis brownzack taylor imagine you're
at a stuckey's truck stop okay you've wandered into the back by the pecan logs okay you're at a Stucky's truck stop. Okay.
You've wandered into the back by the pecan logs.
Okay.
Trying to decide if you want to make a decision. I'm there.
Here's my description of Travis Brown.
Imagine Shrek,
but you grabbed his feet and heads and stretched them a little taller.
Okay.
All right.
Now that guy wanders in.
I saw a picture of him the other day with her it's like it's like
two 2022 and he's got the hairs all long and they both look like country bumpkins because that's
what they live like now and i think they got a ranch in california they like live off the land
reclaim water everything and man he looked like a hillbilly buckaroo bonsai piece of shit as they
live off the land now? That's how bad
her fight career went?
Not for necessity.
They're tens of millionaires.
She is actually very successful in the
WWE now. I think that she's
popular. They like her. She's a professional wrestler.
You think that pays
way more, being a big
WWE person?
In MMA, they really um how much money people
make but i know that she was one of the better paid people at one point she had the biggest gate
ever she's the for the most part i'll say this like i bet if you took the top 10 guys in the
ufc and compared them to the top 10 guys in the wwe the wd makes more money or like i bet there's
brackets like that where the wwe would beat them but like there's a couple people that are at the top of the ufc
that dana white knows he has to pay and and because they sell so well really it's what like
a conor mcgregor card will sell one and a half million pay-per-views compared to like a lot of
people sell like 300 000 400 how about uh natez? Isn't he like the second best guy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he's been, I don't like, I only know UFC through you guys,
but he's been a name for like 10 years.
That's the thing that happens.
The best fighter is not the best name.
Like sometimes they cross.
Conor McGregor at his peak was perhaps both.
Ronda Rousey at her peak was both. Sure, that's a good example. But then the name
sticks even after the fighter doesn't. Yeah, well it's the same guy
and like, alright, so with Tony Ferguson for example,
Taylor, he won 12 in a row.
And they had this picture of, it says like, these are Tony
Ferguson's last six opponents.
And their faces all look like car accidents.
I'm not exaggerating.
Like bad car accidents.
Not like, yeah, I had a car accident today.
Like, you're surprised they're not screaming.
They're all bloody.
They're big gashes and shit.
And then he went on a slide, and he has lost five in a row.
He has lost 12 in a row win, and he has lost five in a row. He has lost 12 in a row win and then five Ls in a row.
And each one is sadder than the last because they take a little something extra from him that no one had ever took before.
It's like, oh, that guy knocked him.
That guy made him quit.
That guy made him stop.
That guy knocked him out.
That guy made him look bad.
And it's like each guy is like doing
a worse thing is it time for him to cut and run it has been it has been yeah he was he's like a
weird ninja type guy who likes to spin and roll and be weird and it worked for him when he was
more athletic i think but yeah that doesn't seem like a strategy that would age well well he he
has he like makes up his style it's awkward And I think a lot of guys train against training partners
who are like,
all right, you do the boxing thing
and I'll do the karate thing.
And he's over there like,
I'm just spinning around and doing capoeira
mixed with some ninjutsu.
I think I've seen Tony Ferguson do the ninja board thing.
Yeah, with the pegs.
I don't know how that works.
I don't know how he does that.
Makes you look like an idiot.
Frankly. He never looks like an idiot to me it's weird he can tie a um a resistance band to a wall
and just start dancing against it and you're like that fucker knows what he's doing i guess
not anymore though he's lost it i saw him is that need five to start adding in five by five cha-cha slides
uh he's really embarrassing himself at this point like messing up his uh his legacy um
he needs to go do what all the other smart people are doing and go box a youtuber and make 10
million dollars anderson silva's about to fight jake paul i think uh like 10 days or something
eight days no no maybe it's a month from now in eight days something you said that like because yeah yeah i think it's like lost anything yet against any of these guys but
you what you guys were saying is you think if of these former pros anderson silver's the one who's
gonna fuck him up right i don't know about no not fuck him up really i don't think so maybe i'm just
overestimating the skill gap and like just being like oh, it's boxing. Taylor, I'm with you.
I think Anderson Silva crushes him.
I'll hedge that bet and say, I thought that about Tyrone Woodley twice.
I thought that.
I keep thinking.
I keep underestimating Jake Paul.
I think Jake Paul wins.
I think Jake Paul's going to win.
Against Anderson Silva?
Yeah, he's going to knock Anderson Silva the fuck out.
Wow.
I'm tired of betting against Jake Paul. Not a lot of money to be made betting against Jake Paul. Yeah, get's going to knock Anderson Silva the fuck out. Wow. I'm tired of betting against Jake Paul.
I put $100 on Jake Paul.
There's not a lot of money to be made betting against Jake Paul.
Yeah, get out of here, Jake Paul.
I'm going to KO fucking second round.
Let's go.
It's going to happen.
I definitely respect him as a fighter.
He's a bad motherfucker.
All I know is that every day, the Jake Paul that we discuss is better than the Jake Paul
that we discussed the day before.
And the same hasn't been true for Anderson Silva for two decades. All all right i hear you having said that it's a strong argument name another guy he fought that
was really comfortable punching right anderson silva doesn't care if you hit him he's never
seems to take damage uh he's he sees the punches coming from a mile away somehow he's got fucking
spidey senses he's a real striker i that wasn't
true of tyrone woodley or ben askren i thought tyron was uh an evasive guy in his image it
doesn't matter really because both of them had lost everything they had tyron woodley
is this weird example of another guy who fell off the rails he was such at such a height in
his career as the champion that he was making rap songs.
He was Wiz Khalifa called I'm a Whoop Your Ass.
The song's called I'm a Whoop Your Ass.
And Wiz Khalifa's hitting a blunt, and he's next to him like, yeah, I'm a Whoop Your Ass.
Oh, it's that Wiz Khalifa song?
Yeah.
I'm just describing the scene.
And he's next to him like, yeah, I'm a Whoop Your Ass.
He has never won a fight or organized event of any kind as far as i'm aware everybody
i can't believe i think he lost at ninja warrior after this yes i think i'm the only me and you
are like the only ones who know as soon as that subreddit finds out that and they bring up that
picture of a white delivery driver stomping tyron woodley's ass like a muddle it's going like why
are they not every i i couldn't believe it i watched that
thing because it wasn't ninja warrior it's this weird other thing where they have to like drag
blocks and climb on chains it's a like a bunch of things you gotta do course obstacle course
exactly thanks tyron woodley lost the white guy went first and you could see tyron woodley like
giving up like he always gives up and then he from there, he gets his ass whooped a few times in the UFC
and then goes and gets his ass whooped twice by Jake Paul.
Keep in mind there's video.
He was the one who instigated the whole thing.
He walked into Jake Paul's dressing room or whatever, locker room,
and he's over there talking shit.
And Jake Paul's like boxing guy or promoter.
He's like, you don't want none of this
heat champ? We're A-side anyway.
You don't want none of this heat champ?
Sure enough, twice in a row,
Jake Paul fucked up a professional fighter
that we used to think of as unbeatable.
We thought of Tyron Woodley as
boring but unbeatable.
Now Jake Paul just...
He knocked him the fuck
out. That's crazy crazy power I don't remember
anybody doing that to him in the UFC and he did it with his big fucking gloves he's gonna KO
Anderson Silva do you ever daydream about running into these people like in what capacity I don't I
feel like that like Jake Paul hey hey hey if I ever see you like in an elevator at the hotel
don't hit me I'd hate that like that sounds terrible
it would be the worst day of my he's not gonna beat you up for free man
there's no way he knows what those dance hit me i'm gonna sue
oh you don't want a millionaire professional athlete to hit you woody i'm not sure i do i'll
take this one for the team i would love for Bill Gates to run over my foot on accident.
I want him to cripple a loved one of mine.
That way I get to enjoy the money.
You're just like talking on behalf of your now brain dead dad.
He would love this.
Yeah, I'll fly his hospital bed out.
Everything was great ever since Bezos' shuttle came down on my dad's head.
Tyron Woodley, he sucks now.
He was the only fighter I knew of from St. Louis,
and now he's the shame of St. Louis.
The shame of St. Louis.
From what I heard, he's just losing everything.
Embarrassing.
What was the joke?
So I watched the new
rick and morty and i thought i caught where they had censored themselves you know when you can like
see that a joke has like a natural but i'm but it's almost like music sometimes it didn't land
right what they said but i i immediately went why don't you say this? Oh, because that's awful. They were talking about, so the episode has Morty getting stuck in that video game machine
where you live the life of that goofy character.
All right, but the machine got rebooted.
And Morty's mind is split into every NPC.
So all seven billion people on Earth are little Mortys, but they don't know it.
And so Rick has to go in and convince everyone like a
cult to like come with him on spaceships to go and he's spending his whole life trying to accomplish
this goal because that's the game right yeah but there's this one but summer has to defend them
both while they're in the machine because there's a terrorist attack going on and they're doing a
die hard and and and she's like he asked her she's I don't, I think she said she'd never seen Die Hard.
And he says, that's okay.
Neither had the guy who did Die Hard.
And I'm like, why didn't she just say, I don't remember Die Hard.
And he can say, that's okay.
Neither does the guy who did Die Hard.
Because he has Alzheimer's and he doesn't remember doing die
hard and that's a much funnier and meaner joke and i know when i watch that episode i'll get it
i didn't know that you could feel it you could feel there's like a little bit extra space in
there too in the audio track like they did a thing i think i think they did it one way and
then went back and fixed it i'm almost positive how is he good hephasia. Yeah, he can't act anymore.
So he was nominated for two Razzies,
which is like worst actor of the year type shit.
They took that back when they found out
he had the aphasia.
He has a language disorder
caused by damage to areas of the brain
responsible for expression
and comprehension.
He's retarded.
Yeah.
So he has aphasia
so he isn't understanding
words. He can't act anymore.
I think reading scripts and learning them
and reciting them.
I'm hearing his receptive and expressive
language is gone.
It's not good for acting.
Poor guy.
So if you go back to his recent movies they call them geezer features um he's got a little uh earpiece in and you would think oh hollywood production i bet it's one of those ones that
you can't even imagine seeing no it's that when your grandpa had it's that big honking with the double a battery it's so big
and I'm like dude
and
I guess you could get into a thing where you
could without even letting your brain
process the words someone was feeding you
utter them and that way there's no gaps
but Bruce Willis can't do that
so he just like
and then we gotta get out of here
go down the hallway and
and get this get this electricity turned on he's waiting for the bits to feed in and then he's
processing it's bad it's pretty bad that's that's so sad for him yeah but that would have been a
funnier joke in uh in the show if they've made fun of them they have pretty invisible earphones
i'm googling it like oh it exists we we touched on it right before the
show about the whitewater rafting kyle do you remember because kyle was saying he asked me he
was like respectfully was it whitewater rafting like like was it like real rafting or because
i've never done it before and i wanted to know woody do you recall what the level of rapids you guys did? I think they sold it as five.
And if I recall correctly, at the very start, there was a pretty significant rapid, the one that Chiz fell out with.
And then for the next three hours, it was basically sightseeing.
Yeah, really?
That first one was legit.
That one had got my hopes up.
Like, I didn't think it was embarrassing for Chiz to fall out because it was a big knock that made your
ass leave the boat.
He flew six feet in the air.
It launched him out of the boat.
I was like, fuck, this is how we're starting?
I can't swim
for shit.
I'm with a lifeguard and I've got a vest
on and I just don't care.
I'm fine. Let's go. I wanted
something extreme. I wanted my helmet to
matter yes i wanted to use my helmet okay well then then that first wrap it was probably harder
than anything we did like i was talking because there was a guy in the back of it like who directs
you and like tells you and prepares you for the rapids he was like it's all the high like high
end three low end four is what like most of it was and then he said like but this
like right here's like a two because it's not just still water it's just kind of a little bit going
forward it was so much fun but i felt the same way where like after a couple of the big rapids i was
like fuck like i think this is like the last one for like 600 yards like and that's a little one
like i would be very interested in learning a little more about it and
going down something more intense.
Like you guys did,
except I enjoyed,
we didn't,
we didn't have like a lazy river effect.
Like it would maybe be a couple hundred yards and then there'd be more
rapids.
Like it was pretty consistent.
It was long too.
You know,
it was long enough that we stopped for lunch.
Oh,
ours was like two hours or so.
Not too long.
I don't, it seemed like it was most of the day right it felt like most of the day like maybe
we got started at like 11 a.m and got out at four or something something like that i'm just making
shit up um but there was also like a lot of did we ride a truck back to where there's a bus involved
yeah we were we were the only one he was like fuck that didn't have anybody fall out. A hairy-ass boat-toting bitch.
I remember thinking, God, bitch, you need to wax that shit.
She was hot.
Woody, hide your erection!
No, I used it as a lure, like a fishing rod.
You're like pretending to drown.
Help! No no not you
sir
it's funny
so I think we all agree that
if she hypothetically
removed her outstanding feature the happy
trail she had a banging body right
she was totally fit what a rafting
instructor type very muscular
yeah she
she was like professional athlete adjacent
and i see the happy trail and i'm like i'm here for it yeah i mean that makes this whole thing
she's doing believable she's out here in the wilderness she doesn't have time for grooming
you uh how long was your drive i'm curious it's weird to me that you went to the smoky mountains
yeah maybe it's not that far.
It was pretty far. I'm with my
wife's family, her siblings
and everything, her parents.
We're in a big place.
Back when they were kids, I guess they used
to come out here. They had some family
or used to have family out here.
That's what we did. It was like nine hours
from St. Louis to here.
We just knocked it out like
all one one go wasn't too bad after honestly after we had to call that audible for our our vacation
and we had to go to south carolina myrtle beach because all of florida had thunderstorms that
whole week and we just had to be like all right that's the best weather the best weather beach
on the east coast let's just go you could have done? Those 15 hours. Did you even consider
going up northeast for the seafood?
No.
You need to visit Maryland someday.
I would love to go to Maryland.
I feel like you would find your people there.
I like crab. No, no, no.
They have crabs.
I don't know if they have the crab that you like, though.
It's like a crab bake
where they have lots of smaller crabs. They have blue crabs up there, and I if they have the crab that you like though it's like a crab crab bake where they have lots of smaller crabs they have like uh they have blue crabs up there and i think they have
dungeness crabs up there they like snow crabs are more like alaska and shit but you can get those
anywhere snow crabs are the creme de la creme top tier crab i think in my in my humble opinion some
people will say king crab but they're just going by perception they're just classes frankly like i agree with you entirely and i would say lobster is good but not as good as
the snow crab the only thing lobster has going for it is a better food to work ratio so i don't
have your skill set to unbox a crab unboxing it that for me and uh so like I work really hard and get like a fistful of loose string crab bullshit.
Right.
Whereas with a lobster, even my dumb ass can like crack a claw or a tail and get some proper food.
Totally agree.
Yeah.
I can't imagine there's very good crap around here in the Smoky Mountains.
You know, no, but they're not.
But there's a place that has a burrito eating
challenge that you yeah yeah uh well i don't want to ruin my i'll do it at night i don't
want to ruin my whole day oh it'll ruin the next day that was a big burrito i think it
weighed five pounds you ate a five pound burrito yeah yeah with a date yeah that would take me out of a whole day yeah i was that was cool kyle ate
a five pound burrito and then started a small awkward argument with the piano player over what
he just kept playing piano man he didn't want to play what i wanted him to play he was like any
request at all kind of made awkward you're yes, for the last time, hot cross buns.
That's all I request at dueling piano bars is hot cross buns
and that song where you go
with your little knuckles.
There's a zoo.
There's a zoo there that I highly
recommend, not because it's great, but it's like,
hey, shit, there's a zoo here?
There's also a thing where you can go and drive your car
through the park, and there's wild animals that are just everywhere like deer like
i don't know if you i don't think you deer hunted but as a deer hunter growing up okay enormous
bucks that you would like would like make a deer hunter's like life are just walking around like
cattle uh on that little adventure and they've got a place that has like 200 different kinds of
popcorn so they just cover them in all sorts of candy and shit that place is awesome they do like on that little adventure. And they've got a place that has like 200 different kinds of popcorn.
So they just cover them in all sorts of candy and shit.
That place is awesome.
They do like a peanut butter and banana popcorn.
And then you got to go. It's called like Joey's Steak and Lube.
And it's like clearly an old like Firestone kind of place.
Is it on the way out of town on the left?
I think so.
Is that a green sign?
Yeah, I think they do.
Yeah, we drove by that and we were all like,
lube and steak.
Like, oh, maybe on one side of it,
there's still a car place.
And it's like, no, it's just a restaurant
and they really didn't want to spend much on renovation.
You're like sitting on waiting area booths that's what it
looked like from the outside i highly recommend the chairlift so the chairlift is good because
they take your picture and then they get first of all you're crazy high up it's if you have even a
little bit of fear of heights there'll be a part where you're like all right let's be a man in
front of the woman because you'll actually be scared you're so goddamn high and
that thing is like fuck is it just hooked it's a ski lift right uh it's ski lift style but there's
no skiing to be done you're just you're going to the top of the mountain and back and they take
your picture with whoever you're with and it's on this little framed or uh this little keychain
that's like i don't know in a plastic thing so it lasts forever and it's got the date written on it and i got like a bunch of those with a bunch of different girls and it's uh and you know
look at that so ah she's she was scary
you can see that i'm afraid in the picture
no i like that i'll do that i don't mind ski lifts at all because i've been skiing so much
like those little those don't bother me.
I have a feeling of like, you know, if it dies,
the Lord's bringing me home.
Yeah.
If it breaks.
No, I don't mean to say that I'm in terror the whole time,
but what I'm saying is you get high up enough that you're like,
whew, all right, we're definitely down if we fall.
Ski lifts are scary.
I'm with Kyle.
And I always thought anticipated that ski lift safety standards
would rise if people have never sat on a ski lift it's just an open bench sometimes 80 feet in the
air with perhaps a place to put your feet and and maybe yeah and a bar across the front. You can easily just slide out like this to your death.
There's nothing stopping you from straightening up and sliding out to your death.
And when I say nothing's stopping me, it's not like it would be harder.
You need to maintain good posture.
1,800 feet above sea level to the top of the Crockett Mountain,
where the record-breaking Gatlinburg Sky Bridge is located.
What if the mountain goes up with you? How high are you actually
going to fall? I'm looking.
Okay. In any case,
I always thought my whole life, like,
there's no way this shit stays like this.
They're going to start putting people in a better
enclosure, more safety. No.
No. I'm pushing fucking 50
and ski lifts haven't improved
in the slightest.
They're worse because they're the same ones you thought they'd improve in.
Yeah.
That was a shocking part of skiing for the first time
was realizing like,
oh, this is on me to not fall onto the mountain.
Yeah.
And the first time I did it,
I didn't anticipate that there would be no stopping,
that it was just like,
and move, idiot.
Just keep going.
You know what's worse than not stopping?
Stopping.
One second, Kyle.
You're going up, right?
The ski lift takes like 15 minutes or something.
And every so often, you stop for 15 minutes.
And there's no communications.
They don't tell everyone what happened.
Your thing's waving back and forth.
You're like, am I on my own?
Should I jump to my death?
I don't know.
What are my moves here?
And clearly that's not the move, but it crosses everyone's mind. Like, should I be jumping 60 feet?
I don't know.
I can't just die here.
I can't live like this.
I remember, like, being, this was, like, in high school, like, with some of my friends. I think't just die here. I can't live like this. I remember being...
This was in high school with some of my friends.
I think it was Copper Mountain in Colorado.
We went on a trip.
If you've been on ski lifts,
ideally, there's no one in front of you.
If they are in front of you, you're hoping
for the guy that's got a custom
hat and helmet. It's like, that guy knows what he's
fucking doing. He's a pro. He's going to
hop right off. Sometimes there are people who just leave their skis down and they because kyle i don't
know if you've ever you know done that before you need to have your skis up as you're getting off so
that they then lay flat on the thing that's just physics yes it's physics but i remember like we
were behind this this like older woman she's dragging we were like are you is she gonna she
gonna put her skis and like we even yelled like i guess too late we're like put your skis up and then she just both of them dug
into the wall and it just like folded her down and it just like went directly over and so then
they didn't stop it in time she's like we're coming up and she's like in my lane and so i
have to like spread my legs like a cowboy and exit over her.
And I'm like, don't get up, ma'am.
I'm coming.
Yeah, it was annoying.
They need to teach people ski lift etiquette a little more
because it can be totally intimidating,
especially if you're new to skiing.
I've never been on one.
You just pay attention.
Yeah, but you're not an ab you're not an
idiot like you'd figure it out right away also like so they're at the coming off the ski lift
it's a slight downhill then usually you turn to the big downhill down the mountain you need to
have enough control that you get out of the way you need to leave the exit ramp but a lot of people
are like snow plowing and wanting to stop as soon as possible because
they're frightened and now there's a traffic jam and that's a problem now the other guy behind you
i'm not a great skier so what i'm supposed to exit the ski lift get all my shit together and
immediately work the dodge on this person and i probably can but it's hard for me have y'all seen
the modern warfare 2 stuff any of the gameplay Warfare 2 stuff? Any of the gameplay? Oh, wait. I interrupted. You wanted to get something out.
Oh, yeah.
They've got a new sky bridge that's 500 feet up and really long.
I don't know.
A couple football fields long or something.
I think you go up that first thing, the chairlift, and then they got a sky bridge up there.
I think we're actually going to check that out one of the days we're here.
Yeah.
That'd be fun.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Modern Warfare 2 looks pretty fucking good.
I don't know. I haven't seen all the game modes, but I saw some blackout footage or whatever it fucking good um i don't know i haven't seen all the game
modes but i saw i saw some blackout footage or whatever it's called i don't know the battle
royale footage and then uh multiplayer even looks good multiplayer looks fun though they've um
there was a decoy that you could like you could like throw this like down and then push a button
and like a little rubber soldier that looks like you inflates he goes
he's just sitting there a little army man and people of course shoot at it and then push a button, and a little rubber soldier that looks like you inflates. He goes, and he's just sitting there like a little army man.
People, of course, shoot at it, and then you shoot him.
It looks like a person until you do a double take, and you realize,
wait, he's not even on the ground.
He's kind of floating a little.
That's a fun idea.
I bet they mess with different levels of realism as they figured it out.
Here's a guy that looks just like you
is it an infinity ward game so they're they're pretty grounded this um i think it's uh the black
or no raven or one of those other companies that does a lot of the futuristic codes and even trey
arc usually does the older codes infinity ward's been kind of based in i don't know like current
to like a little bit forward stuff for a while did you see uh i saw a clip online
that the time to kill is apparently even faster than other call of duties because i saw like
us like a playtest like a screamer was like playing not hardcore just regular mode and it was like
two mp5 bullets cross map kill them oh is it normal zach i saw a bunch of people online being
like why is the time to kill so fast yeah i i've watched a lot of it and um and i even saw some of the opposite i said
there's a little glitch you do to unlock the mp5 in the beta but regardless i saw a guy using the
mp5 and i was like oh shit you had to shoot like six times there dude that's too many
oh okay zach corrected me in that clip there's a sniper who hits the guy and you don't realize
you hit him as the mp5 shoots
him okay yeah okay no it looks good to me it looks four to six like zack's saying there um which is
which is fine that's a little bit of skill that's enough that you can get shot and like whoa shit
get back behind cover um i think i saw leaning there's leaning yeah yeah yeah um which which
is cool i like that and i think in the last game they had this i think like the the meta was to
always be sliding and can't and slide canceling and be like this fucking loop the loop motherfucker
that's always and and i think they've uh that'd be fun if you just slide everywhere yeah they're
just slippery sliding around everywhere like a fucking snake um dude it's interesting how that
games games come up with a thing and the
developers think this is how you're gonna play it and then fucking players just unload unload
they lift every rock and think of every corner case and do weird shit until like i'm not in a
beta i always think that when a company does a beta it's a really good sign that they're trying
to make a good game it's not always a sign that it will be a good game but it's a sign that they'll
fish out a lot of the shitty stuff like i i know they already found one of those where you can get
under the map and like ruin the map you know um so that you know stuff like that's getting patched
and i think a lot of players are having an issue with the way the perks are set up i won't go into
it but they've got a new kind i will go into it because it's interesting. I think the perks kick in the longer you're in the game.
Maybe one perk just works when you spawn in,
but the perks that really change the game,
like maybe Dead Silence or Hardline
or whatever hides you from Ghost,
that takes a minute to kick in maybe.
And then the other one takes maybe four minutes to kick in.
You can make that happen much faster, though by by killing people and scoring stuff do you get to set which perks come
alive first for you yeah i think so but i i think that maybe the early and middle perks might be a
different category that sounds kind of fun i like that um that's just some of what i saw i think
they're gonna mess around with that too and i think it goes... I think someone said you could do score streaks
or kill streaks if you wanted.
Because I definitely
saw a lot of kill streaks.
It looks fun.
But what I really want to play is the BR.
The BR looks like a big city. It looks really, really
big. Is it going to be one map?
I don't know.
I would imagine probably just one map.
Do you have... On Tarkov, do you have any idea when streets drops is it gonna drop this year um I watch a lot of those videos the best case
scenario like Christmas but probably not you're probably gonna get the um the lighthouse trader
this year um some more weapons and there's another big thing um like like like
some more of a map like like a map expansion is coming out this year it's crazy how behind
schedule that game can be and schedule who knows it's all rumors and stuff but like for taylor the
listeners benefit this map was supposed to drop last year it was supposed to drop in time for
christmas and now it's not dropping in time
for this christmas it's like you jesus christ like you said it was coming out in three weeks
it's been 55 weeks since then how could it have been so wrong wrong by a factor of 50
i know they've had to had to really go back to the drawing boards a couple times.
They just completely went back on Steam Audio, right?
Yeah.
Completely changed the audio system.
People liked it more, and now it's worse, and then they got rid of it.
I saw Pastilli explain the whole problem with the audio
and how the way it used to be, people didn't like it,
that you could be on the rooftop and hear somebody in the basement. And so they started adding these
sound occlusion zones to the levels, but they get all janky whenever there's like a hole in the
floor or something. Cause the way the sound works and sometimes you hear people and sometimes you
don't, if they can be right below you and you won't hear them until they take the first step on your floor.
They've been jumping and running.
And in real world space, you kind of do this and see them because they're down a stairwell a little bit.
But you can't hear a thing.
They're jumping up and down.
I'd have my buddies do it.
And as soon as they would take one step on the stairs, it's like, oh, yeah, I hear you're playing this day.
You're right next to me.
Another thing.
It ruins the game.
I can't describe it with that level of detail.
But if you're on the stairs,
it's very difficult to predict what you're going to hear.
You're between levels.
And sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
I never really figured it out.
It's bad.
It makes you not want to fight in certain buildings at all.
Just avoid that building
because we won't be able to hear if someone comes like the only way to play that is like all right
you stay here you watch that like it's a fucking baby holding a butcher knife and i'm gonna turn
this key yeah what happened you were supposed to be looking oh scratching my balls no i can't get
so serious if cod can like mimic that me caring as much as i care about
tarkov like i got a stash right now with like 20 million rubles and i don't give a shit about
but when i'm playing i care so much if i can do that then they'll have a real hit on their hands
i can make we probably should stop tarkov talk but i I'm curious. Is the GPU farm still a moneymaker like it once was?
No, it's way out of whack.
There's no point in doing it at all.
It's a big, big loser.
It takes like four months, I think, to get even or something, to break even.
But that was with old GPU prices and old fuel prices, which are only going to go higher.
Those calculations are based on that information.
So it'll never break even.
I haven't played in months, a month and a half or something, two months.
But I guarantee that like it doesn't break even for months and months.
It used to be a nice little thing like every day you'd wake up with basically like a kit or half a kit granted to you because of the investment you made
in that.
At one point,
it was tied into real-life Bitcoin, and real-life
Bitcoin hit like $60,000.
In-game, you're getting stupid rich,
and they
stopped tying it to real Bitcoin.
Yeah, I just don't think they care.
I think they're just trying to get streets out.
The thing about Streets of Tarkov, it's the new map for Tarkov,
and it's supposed to be way, way bigger than anything they've done before.
I'm wondering if they're hoping the new GPUs, maybe they, no, they don't do that.
They want it to work for everybody.
Have you seen the MSRP for the 40 series GPU?
No.
It's like 1,600?
Oh, that's not crazy crazy. Yeah, the the msrp is that much the msrp is like 15 or 1600 and uh i think it i think it draws the wattage the power
usage this time is crazy what's the 3090s msrp oh um 1300 so we we go from 13 to 16 and that, and then over a generation, I don't know, maybe I'm
a cuck who just thinks these things are okay.
That seems crazy.
Um, yeah, $1,600.
Oh, that's so shitty.
And you'll be able to get one anyway.
You'll have to pay more than that if you want one.
Yeah.
MSRP is 1600, but in real life it's three grand.
They're out next month. Um, uh um i'm not going to pay that that's wild and the the power um the wattage on that card is i want to say i think it's gonna be
800 watts just for the gpu for the good one for like maybe the 4090 or the 4090 Ti. 800 watts just for the card?
I think.
Yeah, I think my power supply is like 800 watts.
Yeah, I think I've got 1,000, but still.
Yeah.
I'm going to have to get a 1,500 watt power supply
for this next generation of computers.
Right?
And drop a monitor or two so I don't blow a fuse.
Yeah, I'll have to install some electrical.
Did you ever install the mini split
in your gym? Oh, it was such
a nightmare. It was so much harder than I
thought it was going to be. But you got it done, right?
Yeah, I got it done. It said
the lines were vacuumed and they weren't.
They lied to me.
It said 120 volts
on my head. Oh, you plug it into the wall i
had to do some wiring i had put in a box you did the wiring yeah that's impressive i wish well
youtube videos and yeah you watch it you watch youtube videos and then i did say a little prayer
before i started because we had to dig around in the fuse box which is I think that I've never messed around in a fuse box before.
And I still have that leftover thing from childhood where it was like,
no,
don't touch that.
Yeah.
I never went,
I never went back and touched it.
There's plenty of things like that.
When you're four that you said,
no,
don't touch that.
That's fire.
All right.
Well,
I'm an adult man.
Now I,
I control the fire.
I never went back to fuse boxes and took control of them until,
until about a month ago i'm
still intimidated by him so i'm still in that dark place i need to get out i did not enjoy doing
wiring i do wiring with cheat codes so my brother's an electrician a very good one right
a certified electrician has a license right my brother has a license i'm gonna fuck this up but
like new york connecticut new jersey pennsy Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, which is different for some reason, North Carolina and Florida.
This guy's fucking Uber electrician.
And what he actually does is not so much electrical work,
but he like takes big electrical jobs,
whether it be like toll boosts or skyscrapers or fucking big gas stations or
something and estimates how much that project,
how much they should bid to do that project.
That's his daily job.
So when I have a new receptacle, it doesn't stress him.
And I'm like, you guys are all scared.
I don't know why.
Don't you just send pictures to your brother when you get confused?
You just talked to the master electrician in your family, idiot.
It was easier to put in that mini split however than it was to uh mod fallout new vegas it's encouraging i can't do either of those do fallout 4 if you want if you ever do want
a mod fallout 4 it's uh like this i give everybody the same hour and 10 long hour and 10 minute video
and as long as you sit there like a
monkey and don't and don't go away from exactly what he tells you to do it'll be easier on pc
like i looked up the steps on xbox and it was kind of obnoxious on xbox you just click the mod oh if
you're so xbox has there's a there's a marketplace there's like fallout approved mods where they literally steal people's
content from the internet then sell it to you and now you just press a and have it but oh i must
have been watching a video that explains like how to circumnavigate that you could i could maybe i'm
not an expert on console stuff anyway but i will say they're all free on nexus mod manager um or
uh that well my man i'll probably fall out for again you organize the mods it's not where they I will say they're all free on Nexus Mod Manager.
I'll probably fall out for it again in the future. You organize the mods.
It's not where they are.
They're on...
Yeah, they are on Nexus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just want Elder Scrolls VI.
Come on.
That's it.
Please.
You should see what they've done to the last Elder Scrolls game.
It's a different game now.
Oblivion?
Yeah, and the titties are just gigantic.
You know, that's a good point.
Yeah, look at modded Skyrim girls.
Just Google that.
You've sent me photos, and I'm like, this is actively distracting.
Like, I'm trying to fight a frost troll on the way to the Greybeards,
and someone's getting blown in that cave.
Like, I don't know about that.
It takes me out of it less immersive.
I didn't realize they were getting blown. I'm going to
bing it.
I'm no rookie.
I'll definitely be down to mod some Fallout 4.
But more than anything,
Skyrim would be fun. Skyrim
together, I've been thinking about that a lot recently.
That would be a bunch of fun to jump in and do stuff.
Whenever you want to do that,
I'm down. I bet it's not that hard like i bet it's not that hard to do you
probably download a couple things i need to think like what kind of guy because like i i don't even
bring companions with me a lot of the time when i'm playing because they're they're obnoxious
like and they kind of like get in the way i think we should nerf ourselves and be like
sword and shield. One of us
be like a warrior and one be a mage.
These women don't just fuck the human characters
in Skyrim, huh?
Sometimes. No, you fuck
all the pussy.
The fusion where you have
one hand with one arm
and then the other hand with magic
or restoration.
That would be fun yeah
conjuring fits with every single build in the game conjuration magic no matter what build you're
playing you should always level conjuration i saw um what are you gonna be so happy okay and then in
in dark tide you know the the game that's eventually coming out presumably there's not
just one good character everybody gets to make their character whatever
they want everybody gets to pick like that you know if you want to be speedy or tanky or whatever
you get to like build your character like an rpg character and he's your guy you get to feel like
backstory is and all that shit like in live for dead every character was functionally the same
but i think most people wanted to be zoe whatever um but in what the heck was the vermentide vermentide thank you i have a
vasbutin in my head in vermentide everyone wants to be the elf that's the by far i think the
coolest character and only one person can be well we can all be elves now yeah that i love well
hopefully they sprinkled stuff in that makes it
almost prohibitively difficult
if you don't go with
a vibe where you need a tank character
because the tank character
is going to have to soak up damage from this guy.
And even with a level up elf, you won't be able to take as much.
I don't want to be able to just do
four people with hyper shot bows.
If y'all are curious,
there's a ton of gameplay footage
out now. They let a lot of
the YouTubers get
hands-on and upload stuff, and then
they put out a lot of footage.
That's the game I'm most excited about.
I talk about streets,
and I'm interested in the COD, but
that's the game I think that would
get me to sit in this chair again and play
games.
Let's wrap it up. Yeah. BKN 422. that's the game I think that would get me to sit in this chair again, play games. Well,
let's wrap it up.
Yeah.
All right.
BKN 422.