Painkiller Already - PKN 427

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 pkn 427 i just spilled coffee all over my desk i watched it go down i feel so bad my keyboard keeps doing this can i go full screen today yeah yeah yeah it doesn't normally pulse in colors like that but it hasn't stopped doing it since i spilled coffee not a good sign remember when i spilled water on mine mid-show that's what happened to it it started freaking out and closing the windows and opening them on its own. Let's see how this evolves. Mine does pulse colors, so I'm not concerned about this at all.
Starting point is 00:00:31 You're fine. You probably have it set to a setting. It does it slowly. See, we're blue, and now we're getting toward purple. I mean, it does it slowly. All right, roger that. No, yours is fucked, though. I set mine to do this because i think it's cute uh you know this is all this is ruined um
Starting point is 00:00:50 kanye i wanted to talk about how i think that mental illness i i saw it said over and over on cnn the mental illness is not an excuse for anti-semitism which is mental illness is an excuse for murder yeah that. That's true. It literally is. Oh, no, you don't understand, Your Honor. He was out of his mind. Here are five doctors. Even the prosecutor's doctor agrees.
Starting point is 00:01:14 He was crazy. Oh, shit. We got to put you in a hospital. Yay. Like, that's what would happen. Do you know who Sweet Anita is? Oh, I'm bringing it up. I bringing it up oh is she a is she like one of those porn stars who looks like a child oh then no
Starting point is 00:01:30 sweet anita i enjoy your content and i bet she'll ring a bell when you hear uh she's a twitch streamer and she has tourette syndrome Syndrome and she's really pretty yeah the whistle that's one of her tics but she also like she says some sexy things sometimes she says some racist things sometimes it's she curses she curses sometimes that's different
Starting point is 00:01:59 that's different so I'm saying that if Tourette's Syndrome is a good excuse for racism, then whatever Kanye has going on might be too. No. Well, you're on the wrong path. We're on the same team here, Kyle. You're on the right path, wrong vehicle.
Starting point is 00:02:16 This is a bike lane, sir. You're in a combine. All right? This isn't going to work out. But I just think that he's clearly mentally think that like he's clearly mentally ill because he's clearly mentally ill now now we did see him i did find out that yeah i gave him too much credit right i was like he said death con you know con like you're maybe conning something out of somebody maybe he's trying to do a little word play here not excusing just just trying to read
Starting point is 00:02:41 deeper into his craziness right yeah no he admitted y. No, he admitted. Y'all, yeah, yeah. Y'all know I'm not a real good at spelling. I did misspell it. Yes, yes. But that's what Woody and I think. I think that that was our position initially is that he had no idea what DEFCON as a term was. He thought it was DEFCON. There was no deeper meaning.
Starting point is 00:03:00 It was a crazed man saying crazed stuff. No, I feel sorry for Kanye. I don't like his amp go ahead i want to expand on your thought there i'm also hearing that he's doing this as a way to get out of his adidas deal i think i saw that somewhere that's my take yeah why is it about i don't understand it like why would you want to get out i guess the adidas deal gave him gave adidas access to make more stuff under the Kanye banner than he wanted to give them credit for.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Maybe he only wanted shoes and they're doing jackets. I made that part up. That's the thing I'm adhering to. That also would be attributing Yi with a little 4D chess going on. I don't see it. I don't either. I don't think it's a 4D chess we're looking at here.
Starting point is 00:03:43 When one sees hoof prints expect horses not zebras i i think if you see he acting crazy he's most likely just a crazy person yeah i just razor says he's crazy and that he doesn't have a bigger plan and if he does then it's the plan of a madman who's being twisted and and pulled by manipulative influencers who have a lot to gain by tagging alongside a world-famous billionaire mentally ill man oh ex-billionaire i had the adidas thing is apparently like one and a half billion of his net worth don't know how that works like what do they they burn the shoes i get a refund those shoes are the ugliest shoes i've ever seen. $30 knockoff is on the way right now.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Do you guys remember that? Ever since his shoes came out, I've thought, like, these are ugly. They look unfinished. They say, like, spli 300 on them, and they look cheap. You just don't have my current and hip sense of style. Have you seen the slides? Have you seen the slides? Like slippers?
Starting point is 00:04:43 Sandals, yeah, I guess. Yeah. They're weird weird i haven't seen them they look futuristic they look like something that's like grown onto your foot a little bit they're very far can you find them yeah just kanye's slides i i wear shoes until they disintegrate really pretty much because i that's They're $30 if you scroll down a related link. That is. That is. But as long as you wear a men's 10 or smaller,
Starting point is 00:05:09 as long as you wear a men's 10 or smaller, there's a $30 pair of those. Not those, obviously, but they look just as good because those look awful. That's a very ugly look. It looks like a futuristic pod that you would... Cryopod, right? Like that you would get inside of and...
Starting point is 00:05:24 But in like a dystopian horrible world like not a cool futuristic one yeah yeah okay fair yeah yeah i think i think kanye's actually crazy um but but it doesn't matter because crazy people can cause a lot of problems i saw that that holocaust museum that offered him like hey come here and let us educate you a little bit, man. You're you're off like they're getting death threats for doing that. And then I saw that. What was the other thing? Oh, obviously, we saw those people on the bridge. Right.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Given the Nazi salute with the flag, the signs that say what Kanye said about the Jews was true. Yeah. He's got the white supremacists on his side now. He's got some of them. he's got the white supremacist on his side now he's got some of them he's got some of them like like most of us still won't get on board with a black man trust that's so like there's like meetings going on right now where it's like what do we make him an honorary arian i will not be part of the pussification of our KKK chapter. Desegination. It's causing huge rifts in the supremacist community.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Yeah, I kind of feel bad for him. But how do you feel bad for somebody who's after the world fell apart, he's still worth 500 million? I think he'll be all right. I do wish to include him in my death pool. I don't know what my current death pool is. I want to keep that rapper who has been hunting him literally i don't remember who you had yeah i don't remember who else i had but if it's possible i don't you know i don't know if it's against the rules but we i would allow
Starting point is 00:06:54 each of you to do a substitution if you wish but i would love to get kanye in on my death pool because i think he's gonna kill himself i i like we did a 50 year thing kanye is 45 he's in the mix i think yeah i i like the the trade i don't know who you're getting rid of but uh but i like the idea what i don't like and this is not what you're doing is when like death oh turns out this person's on life support after a recent car accident i'm picking them no screw you that's cheatery yeah it's not in the spirit of it i don't think this is quite as bad as that. I just see Kanye. Man, I think he's mentally.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Oh, wow. Who did that? Thank goodness. Well, thanks for whoever was cool enough to do this for us. All right. So I want to drop. Oh, I already won. I have Kanye.
Starting point is 00:07:40 DMX died, so I'm sliding Kanye, right? I have Kanye. You can't have him. Oh, shit. Nice, Woody. Holy fuck. I didn't see him there. Woody's got the... You can't take Kanye.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Woody's got him on lock. This is so cool. You have Alex Jones. I know. Man, this list is looking... Honestly, I'm happy with Hunter Biden still. I think that's a good pick. He has too much back-to-back support. Jonah Hill that's a good pick. I, you know,
Starting point is 00:08:06 Jonah Hill's getting too fucking healthy. I love you, boy, wherever you are. Those voicemails from Biden to his son that like got leaked and they were like, can you believe it? Biden loves his son. It was like, come on, guys. You don't leak these.
Starting point is 00:08:21 You delete that. I like saw the transcript of that and it's like this is very clearly like a concerned parent with a with a child that has like drug problems like it's not some insidious like there's plenty to look at don't look at this but i'm a tailor like wherever you are buddy just know i love you i love you more than anything it was something like that and it was like he's like you don't know what to do and i't either. Like there was a little bit of like, is that the embarrassing part that he doesn't have an easy solution for drug addiction? I know you don't know what to do. Join the club. Most people don't. It was sweet and loving. And, and, and he certainly wasn't,
Starting point is 00:08:56 have you seen my keys boy? Like that would have been great. I can't find my keys. Your, my, your, your grandfather hit him somewhere. He's always taking my keys away. He won't let me go out for the ladies. Like if he thought he was back in 57 and his dad had taken his Bel Air away, like that's the one you leak. But you don't leak the loving father concerned about his son who has issues. And look, I don't want to defend Hunter Biden too much because he's the Achilles heel of Dark Brandon. The presidential son ever, yes. I don't want to defend Hunter Biden too much because he's the Achilles. He is the Achilles of Dark Brandon.
Starting point is 00:09:26 The presidential son ever, yes. I don't know. Has he done anything? All right, so what's the worst thing he's done? Because I think it's just drugs and prostitutes, right? So he's not really any cooler than Judge W. Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Did W ever snort coke off a whore's ass? Yes. I think it was well known that he thoroughly enjoyed the nose clams. I'm with you on that. I'm just saying that when some people use mirrors and some people use hookers asses and some people are not cool and some people are. I bet he was going bananas. I bet these elite presidential kids, I bet they party with the best of them.
Starting point is 00:10:09 I don't know why you want to snort cocaine off of a woman's ass anyway. Seems dirty. I spent all that time cleaning that mirror and sanitizing it, and now we're going to that... I mean, we don't even know where she's... We know where she's been.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Now I feel king-shamed. You were sitting on the street when I found her. Now we're going to snort off her ass? I don't think so. Jesus. Do I judge your kinks? Make her take one of those creepy baths like in American Psycho. I would love if you started, Woody, like what you did with ketamine.
Starting point is 00:10:39 You were like, so I contacted someone online, and they sent me some meditational meth. And I'm going to give it a go. It's like, what happened? Was it like the ketamine? No, no. I just masturbated for nine hours. What is the one that makes people beat up cops?
Starting point is 00:10:59 Is it PCP? Does that sound right? Meth people are known for being very aggressive as well I just feel like I need meth or PCP as like a pre-workout mix and then just hit the gym and go fucking wild finally start
Starting point is 00:11:16 doing those reps with 225 that's what we need we need to get Derek in contact just start selling straight up cocaine getting people amped up Derek and in contact, just start selling straight up cocaine. Then coupon code a painkiller already will finally make sense. Yeah. We'll do that.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Be like, are you pushing yourself too hard in the gym? Try morphine. Like 40 ounces, 10% off with code pka what was i gonna there was a thing about presidential kids i was gonna talk oh oh we were talking about um biden being out of it not finding his keys federman if people don't know i'm sure some of you don't john fedterman is running for senate in pennsylvania uh both
Starting point is 00:12:05 people running are not incumbents so it's john fetterman i think i have his name right versus dr oz and there's a debate coming up the thing is fetterman had a stroke this year and coming out of that stroke it appears that most of his cognitive facilities are intact. Most? Exactly. What's damaged is his receptive audio. I said that wrong. But it's like his audio processing. His auditory processing is what I'm looking for, right? So while he hears the noises, and I know about this because Colin has this.
Starting point is 00:12:41 He hears the noises, but the way that you guys and probably the listeners are effortlessly turning my words into thoughts and understanding, he doesn't. Now, what he does is he uses text-to-speech. So while I talk to him, he has a computer screen and he reads it. And I saw an interview where he did it, and it was actually pretty good. He responded in real time. He speaks articulately. He speaks intelligently like he's doing a good job. But if you just talk to him with your voice, well, that's not how he receives information anymore, at least not very well. So he has a debate coming up and he's like, this is going to be a rough, rough night for me. So, oh, well. I don't want...
Starting point is 00:13:26 Man, I'm just not sure if he's fit to do the job. You know? I don't know what his... Dr. Oz shouldn't be representing anybody because his name's Dr. Oz. So I don't know who this other guy is. I'm sure he's the Democrat, but... Look, I guess I'm inventing these scenarios. I guess I'm
Starting point is 00:13:45 inventing these scenarios in my mind where a man who needs a machine to communicate shouldn't lead, but I mean, we are United States of America. I think we'll be okay. I think we can always have him provided with a tablet 24 hours a day.
Starting point is 00:14:01 So unless somebody else has an idea of when he won't be able to communicate communicate the time when they'll be like, no, sir, you have to vote. No. Or we all die. And he's like,
Starting point is 00:14:11 red or blue. It doesn't matter. What's pin. God damn it. No. Blue. In my mind, part of the job is to be persuasive right he's gonna have to convince
Starting point is 00:14:26 another senator to agree with him someday he's gonna be at the white house gym on the fucking treadmills next to someone else hopefully being persuasive i'm told that's a part of the job i don't know yeah probably not um will it gonna make is this going to make him less effective at relationship building which is part of being a senator maybe maybe not i don't know i would say definitely that's naturally mind the text transcript of everything we say here right we're cool with that all right come on in yeah that's so that's so fucking true yeah yeah i'm not talking to fucking speak and spell about shit my buddy steve bannon here is gonna take minutes you don't you don't care do you exactly so so in that regard i can see it being
Starting point is 00:15:12 less effective i wish you know we're we're stuck with these two choices though you either have the republican who has some fatal flaws um he's a bit of an election denier he's uh what's his big thing he's a celebrity doctor no i mean like he's running on like what's his big i haven't looked into this guy uh he's kind of appealing to trump is trump's base you know he he's pledged fealty to trump he said that trump really won 2020 stuff like that he's appealing appealing to Republicans who vote. And Fetterman is kind of running on this I'm an everyday working man. He only wears a hoodie. He always wears a hoodie
Starting point is 00:15:51 and jeans. He looks like he works in a fucking coal mine. I like the things Zelensky does, right? With the muscle shirt and the military slacks. That's a good look. That's all Zelensky's ever ever worn i've never seen the man rock a suit outside of like the past when he was at events and stuff for a little bit i bought into federman shtick i'm like he is working class
Starting point is 00:16:14 this guy's pretty fucking badass and now he's gonna be a senator what a rags to riches story yeah oh wait what do you mean he lived off his parents into his 40s? How wealthy a family did this fuck come from? Fetterman's on the right. Dr. Oz is on the left in this picture. He was like a mayor of a small town which barely pays a living. Why are they both so ugly? I thought politics. I always said politics was supposed to be this thing for good-looking people.
Starting point is 00:16:42 You don't think young Oz was attractive? I don't know that Fetterman ever was. I feel like Oz is the definition of an average-looking people. You don't think young Oz was attractive? I don't know that Federman ever was. I feel like Oz is the definition of an average-looking guy. What race is he? Just looking at him. Because his last name is not Oz. Yeah, what is his real name? I bet you can't pronounce it.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Ozzy Mandia. I don't know. Oh, wow. His last name's Oz. What's his first name? Standby. Standby for information. Zach says Mehmet.
Starting point is 00:17:14 You're going to have to help me with the pronunciation of this. Mehmet Singiz Oz. Taylor, what is that symbol over the O? That is an umlaut. That's an umlaut? What's the little U over an O then? You're not familiar with that one? An umlaut Oh, I don't know, I thought the umlaut was just the two dots over the letters
Starting point is 00:17:34 You're probably right, I thought an umlaut was something else But I have low confidence and I'm not going to die on that hill Mehmet Cengiz Oz That's not a white man And his name is Turkish American, so that must be a white man and his name is a turkish american so that must be a turkish name yeah see i don't count the turks as white i i knew a turkish man i knew a turk and he did a list of are jewish people white look it to each his own but but this uh although my turkish friend did not consider himself to be white he considered
Starting point is 00:18:07 kind of the same way tony soprano didn't consider himself exactly to be white you know he's like yeah i mean he was not a caucasian to his italian identity then yeah yeah for sure and i think a lot of people feel that way uh not me though someone asked me today what's your uh where i was i was like it's english and irish like no german and like i don't fucking know who cares like like white people just don't care yeah i really just don't care too much about why is it that we don't care and and some people do and and to be fair it if if you came from like a really badass place and you were proud of that, I'd get that. If there were a few people who were from fucking Mars and the Martians were super proud of being from Mars,
Starting point is 00:18:51 like, oh, yeah, Mars Pride Week, you know how it is. They've got spaceships. Of course they're proud, fuckers. Of course. But the Puerto Rican Pride Day parade, what are you so proud of? What happened? Did I miss something? What happened?
Starting point is 00:19:08 What did y'all do when I was asleep last night? We need, you know what? We need to get rid of all pride parades. We need to have shame parades where it's all about telling people you can do better. You can do better. You can step it up. Kanye would get a shame parade for sure. We could start there. It doesn't matter where we start as long as we don't stop.
Starting point is 00:19:27 So I looked it up. Taylor's right. Oh, and it looks like Zach looked it up too. The double dots over an O is an umlaut, and I had mixed it up with a breve, B-R-E-V-E. I didn't even know what a breve was. It's actually a breve. A breve.
Starting point is 00:19:42 A breve. They were supposed to put two dots over the the e and breve they missed that they missed the wealth in the breve it must have been a wikipedia article someone's edited that since the last time i was there um we haven't had a chance to talk about uh the fights you uh you were you beat me on every car on every fight really yeah i've been winning a lot of money lately not enough to pay about the fights. You beat me on every fight. Really? I've been winning a lot of money lately. Not enough to pay for the pay-per-view.
Starting point is 00:20:10 I mean, it'll get you a... You could go to Applebee's and get one of their deals. Yeah, a couple of Anitizers. Yeah. Does anyone have a coupon for Wendy's? Because I'm making money here. I want to go out. I'll have a Baconator almost free.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Doesn't matter, Steve. Yeah, I thought first of all, Shigeshan O'Malley stole a fight from Piotr Jan. Fuck you, Russian cocksucker. I'm glad he stole it from you. Although he was in the fight, nobody expected him to be. And then... You know about that fight?
Starting point is 00:20:41 I thought Piotr Jan won too. Do you pronounce it Peter? So it's just like... You know about that fight. I thought Peter Jan won too. Do you pronounce it Peter? So it's just like, you know how you might call Francois Frank? Okay. You can do that and call him Peter, but he's Russian and it's Pyotr. And it's spelled funny as well. It's P-E-T-R, I think.
Starting point is 00:21:04 Am I wrong? It has an odd spelling. I can't picture it in my head right now. I thought there might be a Y in it, but it's pronounced Piotr. But call him Pete or Peter or any of that, and it's perfectly correct. The same way it's fine to call Richard Nixon Dick. Okay. So Peter Jan, as I was watching it, it is P-E-T-R. As I was watching it, I thought he won, but I also thought Sugar Sean O'Malley did more damage.
Starting point is 00:21:32 And I was like, oh, this is going to be one of those weird fights people fuss about because Peter Yan's eye was like split. Next to his eye, he had a bad, was it a knee? He had a bad cut on his face in the third. I think most people agree Sugar Sean O'Malley won the third. Everyone agrees Peter won the second. And then the first. Everyone with the judges.
Starting point is 00:21:53 I've seen the cards. I'm sure the judges gave him the second. Are you sure about that? I've seen the cards. You're right. Two of the judges gave him the second. I didn't expect that. I sent you the cards.
Starting point is 00:22:02 They're in the WhatsApp. Okay. Two of those fucking judges gave him the second, which everybody knows that that's wrong. So it doesn't matter. Woody's points are all still 100% valid. I agree with everything you've said. He won the third.
Starting point is 00:22:17 He won the first. But that's not what the judges saw. You and I saw the same shit. The judges saw a whole different fight that we didn't. Before the judges announced their thing, I thought Kyle had placed a bet. And I was like, oh, you got it right. So let me see. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:33 I was showing them the odds. So I was trying to place a bet. No, no. All three judges gave Peter Jan the second. I'm right. Oh, it's the first. The first is the one that everyone thought Peter won. So the second is the one that Peter Yan clearly won.
Starting point is 00:22:49 And the third is the one that O'Malley clearly won. And the first, most agree Peter won, except the judges. So the first is the one that was up for debate. It was closer. And that's what's up. Sean O'Malley did not win that fight, regardless of the rounds. I have confused myself now looking at the cards,
Starting point is 00:23:09 but I think I was right from the beginning, but I can't stand on that hill anymore. I'm not sure. Now I'm confused. In spite of the fact that we just looked at the cards. I see the cards there, but I can't remember the fight. I don't care what the judges said.
Starting point is 00:23:21 I know what I saw, but I can't remember. I know who won that fight because I watched the fight, but I can't remember the, I, I know who won that fight. Cause I watched the fight, but I can't remember exactly which rounds I thought had gone that way. Sitting here. Oh, Malley clearly did more damage and Peter had a lot of control time.
Starting point is 00:23:35 He was the better wrestler and he held him down. Yeah. And that six takedowns, man, a lot, right? It was a big number. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:42 But four and a half minutes of five. and one of those rounds was on his ass. Judges reward control time differently. If you hold me down and do no damage, some judges are going to be like, Kyle's smashing him. And other judges are going to be like, nothing happened. At least Woody got two punches in. Yeah. Very, very few people side with uh that gives sean that fight but everybody's impressed that sean was even even like made it through the i think a lot of people
Starting point is 00:24:14 are surprised he made it through the fight people didn't know he was on peter's level and no one denies it anymore yeah people deny he won but they they all agree that there was a good fight yeah he's a top three guy top five for for sure, Sean O'Malley is. And that's surprising to me because I didn't know if he was a top ten guy. He was 11th going into this, and Piotr was the number one contender. And the sad fight of the night, and sad because Charles Oliveira is such a nice guy. This come-from-behind, poor favela guy. The picture of him with the umbrella on his bike like going to to train on a rainy day always sticks
Starting point is 00:24:45 with me because i think about how easy it would have been to stay home and and even if you said i'll stay home and do push-ups i'll stay home and skip rope he's like no i gotta get in the gym i gotta be doing jujitsu or hitting the mitts today i need my guys and he's on a fucking bike riding it to practice with an umbrella and then the story about how when his friend you know he's in brazil they obviously have that crazy beach culture and how all of his friends in high school would be out on the beach having fun and in the summers he'd be out there selling like frozen cheese desserts which i guess is a thing in brazil i don't fucking understand that but in any case i'll try you know he lost his fight uh, and he got fucking... Guy with the most submissions ever got submitted quickly in round two. And when he sunk in that choke, it must have been so strong.
Starting point is 00:25:35 He must be so strong. Because it was just like... It was like when I watch a vacuum sealer seal my steaks at home. It was like, oh, there's no room left in there squeeze tight man and yeah the other guy was the favorite and he came in and did what they said he was gonna do he's for real um champion of the world and uh he's he's he immediately says where's this short guy where's this short guy alexander volkanovsky where's this short guy i cannot see and volkanovsky is there because he flew to another fucking continent just think to see who won this fight
Starting point is 00:26:10 because he wants to challenge him because he wants to be a he wants to add another zero onto the end of his bank account and he's all i'm here can i go down there in the in the ring yeah let's go and he comes down there and he's like like they talk a little bit of shit and they're like yeah i'm fighting in perth in fucking two months you want to go and he's like, they talk a little bit of shit. And they're like, yeah, I'm fighting in Perth in fucking two months. You want to go? And he's like, yeah, for your belt. And so they're doing it. They're going to fight for the 55-pound belt. Volkanovski, 145-pound champion, stepping up.
Starting point is 00:26:33 He wants to, whoever comes out of this fight is a champ champ. Everything Kyle said is right. What I would add is the Volkanovski is the current pound-for-pound champ, which is a lot of prestige to that. They say, yeah, if everyone was the same size, this is the most talented fighter in the world. And the 155 pound champ, newly crowned, said, hey, gain 10 pounds, come fight me.
Starting point is 00:26:56 I think I'm the best pound for pound. And we'll find out who. Yeah, it's going to be really good. Again, my money's on Volkanovski, of course. I think anybody can beat Max Holloway Three times in a row Is a Fan champion
Starting point is 00:27:11 I can't wait to see this go down I think Volkanovski Is going to win this one My money would be on him I'll take that I'll put $5 on the crazy rest The terrorist I sent you another video last night I'll put $5 on the crazy rest. The terrorist. I sent you another video last night.
Starting point is 00:27:27 I'll double or nothing the $15 we have rolling. Oh, yeah. You feel about that? If that keeps me from having to remember my PayPal password, then yes. We'll just keep betting. Well, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Double or nothing though.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Well, that doesn't benefit me at all. No, it does because you could potentially get out of your $15 debt. Yeah, I suppose so. All right. Double or nothing. Yeah. It must be weighing heavily on you. Yeah. I'm paid.
Starting point is 00:27:53 $30. The fucking event was $75, by the way. The bet I was looking at, I was going to place that bet, but it's illegal in Georgia and everywhere is like, this doesn't work in your jurisdictions. You got to send your money to like Bavada offshore. And then I never managed to place that bet, but it's illegal in Georgia, and everywhere is like, this doesn't work in your jurisdictions. You've got to send your money to like Bavada offshore,
Starting point is 00:28:07 and then I never managed to get it back somehow. I always forget about it. So I didn't place any bets, but it was 100. You've got 165 back for Piotr Jan to win by TKO or KO or like anyway, really, like where the fight is stopped, and that just seemed like easy money to me. I was wrong, clearly. I was so confident that Woodley was going to knock out Jake Paul twice.
Starting point is 00:28:34 So, I can't throw stones. You know, it's rare that team sports go so hard the other way. But, again. In college, sometimes. It happens a couple times a year you know there'll be a big one like like i remember um there was one forever ago um we're like michigan lost i think to app state maybe yeah appalachian state yeah that i we still remember that one because it was so insane and uh and shit tennessee taking that down alabama not nearly as big, because I'm in this area.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Pretty big, yeah. It was a big deal to me. But in MMA, you get a lot of those. You get a lot of those. Like Leon Edwards just knocked Kamaru Usman out a couple months ago. Conor McGregor knocking Aldo out in 13 seconds. All the time you have the unbeaten, oh, my God, he's going to be here for the next decade guy get snuffed out of existence,
Starting point is 00:29:28 loses rematch two, then gets beat by the number one contender and we'll never see him again. And this new champion is on the way up. All the time. He's like, anytime a younger fighter takes out an older champion, then they rematch,
Starting point is 00:29:41 the younger fighter wins the rematch all the time. It's never some weird fluke the champion seems like an unbeatable boss character until he's not yeah yeah yeah uh valentina shipchenko i just it's hard to see her losing i get i think a dominant wrestler could probably do it because that last fight she had against that girl that held her down for so long and she had some scary up kicks too at one point uh that that didn't that didn't that looks scary rose nama unis always looks like she's on the i mean she's obviously not the champion right now but i think she should be i think i think she just didn't fight why didn't she fight i that
Starting point is 00:30:15 ties into what i was waiting to say i i think sometimes what beats these fighters is an old age as much as it is old brain they're just not motivated in the way they used to be so hungry. Everything about their identity and sense of self and just driven, driven, driven to get this thing. And then once they get it, you know, like maybe reality sets in a bit.
Starting point is 00:30:36 I have to train that hard for every defense or, or it's, or they look at it differently when you're trying to achieve something, you're scratching and clawing up that mountain. Like, come here, anywhere. I got your toe. Aha. But when you're trying to hold on to something, you're just like, no, no, tighter, tighter.
Starting point is 00:30:52 You're not improvising. You're just doing more of the same, harder. You're just, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And they're out there, I got your toe. Now, they're that guy who's willing to risk it all because losing to him is not that big of a deal. Losing to you is everything. It's a whole different mindset going into those fights.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Being champion is not always what it's cracked up to be, although they do pay you a whole lot more. Yeah, and Charles Olivia got the champion pay. I don't know if he did that. That's good. I'm so happy to hear that. Good. I called the champion pay. I don't know if he did that. That's good. I'm so happy to hear that. Good. I called it champion pay.
Starting point is 00:31:28 What I know is he got pay-per-view. I don't know if it's the same as he would have got if he was champion, but he got pay-per-view points. Sure. Well, good, good. Dana White usually does the right thing, it seems like. It seems like, but he does control every bit of media that covers him except for Ariel Hawane.
Starting point is 00:31:48 He sure does reward the people who are loyal to him. It seems like there's money to be made in being on the UFC's good side. Yeah, like millions. He'll buy your house if you're his guy. Daniel Cormier got million dollar check, you know, early on bonus. It's just poof.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Just sort of like, Hey man, you were there for me. I'm here for you. Have a meal. He won a fight or lost a fight. I forget which. And,
Starting point is 00:32:16 uh, he was scheduled to make a quarter million and he just made it a million. He's like, you know what? Thanks. And a million dollars changes a life, bro. Cormier's a team player. Cormier's always there. He's in Abu Dhabi with his fat ass over there. You think he wants to get on a plane?
Starting point is 00:32:34 They don't make seats for DC anymore. Joe Rogan wasn't there? Yeah. No. Rogan's got that extra zero that I was talking about earlier. Yeah, he does. he doesn't have to although now it seems like man was 100 million too little it just seemed it almost seems like now like he's bigger than that like he's bigger than 100 how long was that deal for because i at the end of it i bet he gets a bigger deal from somewhere somebody um you know what my personal prediction is he walks away oh i joe rogan um to his credit does what he wants to do it seems like almost all the time like he didn't want to do fear factor return or whatever but mostly whatever appeals to joe most is is what he does next that's his ufc career that's his comedy career that's his
Starting point is 00:33:21 podcasting career he does what appeals to him and i bet he wears out of the pressure the spotlight etc and goes in some new direction that would surprise me because because what he has now is the ability to be a kingmaker in multiple industries and it's just such a powerful position you know i mean i mean because he is him people don't give his friends as hard of a time as they would people don't everything you said is right i just don't feel like that's where his motivation comes from i think his motivation comes from enjoying whatever the fuck it is he feels like doing pursuing his hobbies maybe i'm projecting he might just go bow hunt somewhere but um it seems like he's brought all his hobbies into that building
Starting point is 00:34:02 into his studio he's like i saw his like his deer hunting like thing back there is real neat where you've got the like projected i did see a video of that and i like the beginning of the video was just like it was called like joe rogan shows his like bow setup in the studio and i'm like it's probably gonna be like him picking it up off of a rack and being like neat huh and it's like no it's like clearly a million dollar apparatus that takes up a whole warehouse and he's like yeah you can set different animals different speeds different weathers uh you can set it so that like it uh there's an anticipation of wind and so you have to like shoot in certain ways like what like Jesus Christ and it it was so cool and I was like so jealous in that moment.
Starting point is 00:34:45 Like, God damn it. Like this guy loves this and he's got a million dollar setup that he probably on a whim was like, I like that. How much is this? 1.1. Oh yeah. So, so an amount of money that I forget about sometimes. Sure. Right.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Is on it. Did on it have sales today? Okay. Then it's covered. Like I, I imagine that sells really well because his podcast i can't imagine how much he's making like it you hear the 100 million which is an amount that like doesn't seem like it can run out you know if he's getting six or eight percent returns every year that's like six to eight million dollars just on interest crazy uh but you know he's making so
Starting point is 00:35:30 much more than that he's probably making another hundred million off sales and ads and outrageous i like that'd be again i i don't really listen to a show but i do like that about him that he's just like i pop i like uh i like steam rooms and so i bought five of them and it's like it's like all right man you do you have fun i was watching him the other day and they were doing a um a fight companion which is an old school rogan thing where him and his boys are there drinking and smoking watching ufc they don't show the ufc obviously because you can't do that but they're reacting to it and what you do is you sync up with them at home you mute the commentary and you got the boys it's really cool it was back in the day when they focused more on the fights but they
Starting point is 00:36:10 meander a little and you don't mind because the fight sometimes it's two chicks are up there who aren't even able to fight and they're just like or they're two guys hugging each other on the ground for five minutes it's great to have rogan go and tell you a story in the middle of that about about getting high at the super bowl or something but um that was going on and they were talking about watches i hope i'm not getting the episode wrong it really doesn't matter i guess but one of his buddies they were talking about watches and rogan's like oh yeah this is like my daily and he like takes off this rolex and he's got he's like see i got the silicone band it's really comfortable it feels great and the guy looks at his oh yeah i really like that that's a great watch i'm thinking about getting one i don't know he's about to run he's like you want it you want it and he's like
Starting point is 00:36:49 nah no thank you i couldn't and they just move along like nobody says anything like he he genuinely offered him his rolex and you want my rolex you want it what a nice guy that's crazy yeah ro Rolexes are hard to get right now. I'm not a real watch guy. Do you have the original box? Can you clean it? You're sweaty. You're sweaty.
Starting point is 00:37:19 What about his watch? What am I reading? Rogan is a major promoter of Onnit with the company being sold to Unilever in 2021. Unilever is a great big company. The deal is estimated to have cost Unilever between $100 and $400 million. Good gosh.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Wow. So cut that down the middle. $250 million with the Onnit sale. Another $100 million with the... Oh, he still owns... He previously owned or he still owns 50 i'm not sure but in any case just hundreds of millions of dollars rolling towards rogan no wonder he moved to texas the state sale tax is crushing him i would imagine that unilever would
Starting point is 00:37:58 really want him to stay like owning part of this because like state tax it's basically like okay we need to make sure he still owns some of this on it because like state tax it's basically like okay we need to make sure he still owns some of this on it because he is the largest broadcaster on the planet like let's keep him invested in this too like yeah and it's easy to forget that he blows the ratings off of everyone he's the biggest broadcaster i'm sorry what's state tax in uh and let's just forget his local although i bet that's crazy too. What's California state income tax? Let's just do $200 million a year. What's that come to?
Starting point is 00:38:29 I bet going to Texas means he gets his house there for free. Probably. Wait, Texas has no state income? I think Texas has no state income. No state income there. I know about Tennessee and Florida. Is there another? Delaware, I think, has no state income there i know about tennessee and florida and is there another delaware i think has no state income tax it says california's can range from one percent of your income if you make less than eighty nine hundred dollars a year all the way up to twelve percent
Starting point is 00:38:57 of your income than twelve percent so we're talking about 25 million dollars a year that he was spent that he was losing to stay there so in in the first year, he saves enough to buy a $25 million home in Texas. That probably goes a long way in Texas. Yeah. He doesn't have money problems. It's outrageous. Monkey problems? Nah, no monkey problems.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Did I say monkey? No, but Michael Scott did. No, I don't have monkey problems. They asked him if he had money problems, and he's embarrassed. He's like, monkey problems? Nah, I solved those. No more monkey problems. I solved those monkey problems. I like when he threw the...
Starting point is 00:39:34 They were testing a thing one time, and they throw this watermelon off the top of the building, and it hits one of the cars and damages one of the employee's cars. And Michael's like, go find out whose car that was, and if it was stanley's call my lawyer and find out if he covers hate crimes and they just keep moving along but i'm like yeah if you hit a black man's car with a watermelon that's a hate crime oh i didn't even think about jesus christ that's funny i was i haven't watched the the office in a while i should re-watch it
Starting point is 00:40:04 i love the office i've seen it so many times uh i'm watching game of thrones right now I haven't watched The Office in a while. I should rewatch it. I love The Office. I've seen it so many times. I'm watching Game of Thrones right now. Dude, Game of Thrones is good right now. So we just started season five. Right now? Eight years ago? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:18 So I am enjoying it. One of my criticisms of Game of Thrones was always the pace at which it moved. And it moves along at a decent pace it's not too bad but it is easy to find an episode and be like you know this is 10 of this year's shows and all that happened this episode was aria and the hound walked from one place i don't quite know where they are to another place that don't quite know where they are and maybe like met a farmer that's bullshit i want a story out of this storyline and you guys didn't advance it this episode when you watch three a night oh shit everything moves along nicely it's so much better binge watching game of thrones than it is everything's better everything's better binge watched you can go through multiple seasons. We ate The Expanse
Starting point is 00:41:06 in two weeks the other day, through five, six seasons of it. It's so much better when you can just eat them up one after another. I mean, I feel like it is. I felt like the earlier seasons were the better seasons. I had the opposite thought
Starting point is 00:41:21 before re-watching it. I thought, before Amazon or Netflix, whoever bought it, before they got it, it kind of sucked. And then it got better. But I watched it and I was like, ah, it's the opposite. It was great before they got it. And then they landed on that planet and they spent an entire fucking year not doing space adventures, being fucking like,
Starting point is 00:41:41 what solved the mystery of the big black castle? They did a haunted mansion season yeah your goddamn mind with that fucking artifact i want space cowboys i'm watching this pretending like we're in the firefly universe i'm waiting on that nathan fillman guy or whatever his name is to like ride in at any moment moment with that or he was palling around with you didn't like that they had a whole haunted house sideetrack? It wasn't literally a haunted house, but it was that kind of one. It was alien. Yeah, it was a haunted house.
Starting point is 00:42:11 There were fucking ancient alien computer spirits waking up. I don't know. I've been playing a lot of Sea of Thieves and that game. Yeah, that game is fun. It's fun and infuriating at the same time, right? Because all the fun is for naught. I wish that fucking gold meant something in that game yeah that game is fun it's fun and infuriating at the same time right because all the fun is for not like i wish that fucking gold meant something in that game like yeah it's just the only thing you can buy with your ill-gotten gains and sea of thieves is cosmetics yeah and and on day one after you play for two hours you have enough gold to get some cool cosmetics like
Starting point is 00:42:44 maybe if you are maybe you play that game every day you're like ah that's peasant stuff but if you're just a guy who like wants his pirate to look cool mission accomplished he's gonna have an eye patch and a peg leg and a hook hand and it's gonna be gold he's gonna if you want to be all green problem solved it all costs like as much gold as you could make in an hour. And these people are grinding. I see people with hundreds of millions in gold. There's nothing that costs more than like three or four or five or six million or something like that.
Starting point is 00:43:12 It's just nonsense. The only reason I play and still enjoy it, there are Xbox children playing this game with hot mics and they beg for mercy and they curse at you when you sync them because they're often on these like story quests that I don't give a shit about and so when i sink them i ruin that and i'm just there for like whatever i'm really just there for that to hear them yell and not that i'm good enough to like bully everybody but i've got a couple of guys that are pretty good and then i bring a couple of
Starting point is 00:43:38 my guys that are like just good at games and we win more than half the time and they scream and they cry and they call us the f word it's it's been pretty fun but i just wish when i sunk them it was like when you wipe a team in tarkov and you look at that pile of loot you're like oh i will be i will be generous today let me have my field boys and then you can oh we lost your mic oh we lost your mic. Oh, we lost your audio. Out of nowhere. Yeah. We were playing Sea of Thieves this past weekend for a bit, and Kyle's 100% right.
Starting point is 00:44:11 After, from not playing at all to two and a half hours in, we can hear you now, like, I had 60,000 gold, which I had no conception of whether that was a ton or a little, and then we went to the main area, and I'm like, where's the costume store?
Starting point is 00:44:27 And I went there and had more than enough to deck my guy out. And it was like, I even got him a fancy little, a new sword, a new shotgun. And it's like, okay, well, I guess I'm kind of at the end here. Like I like the way my guy looks. He's got a, he's looking fly and his pirate themed out or his parrot themed outfit. Like it,
Starting point is 00:44:45 I could see it's really not, there's nothing else to do. Their satisfaction came from sinking those, those kids that we should, because we, there were three people in a smaller ship than us and we were in the largest ship and we were like chasing them and having to raise the sails and change the angle because the larger ship is slower and they were trying to lose us
Starting point is 00:45:04 and like different coves and around islands and fake us out and we like just didn't give up and pursued them and basically just bullied the fuck out of them up against until we sank them and it was like oh okay like that was a bunch of fun yeah and then like i started harpooning up all of the loot and i was like why why like i don't care like i will play the next one let's just go so i played on xbox and pc and if i play on pc on xbox i'm just goofing around i'm just sitting there with stupid controller because i can't pvp very well with that but nobody has shown up ever to steal my treasure and there's been twice where i loaded the boat up with like a whole castle's worth of treasure. And I was like, fuck this.
Starting point is 00:45:46 It's not even worth driving it back to the place to sell it. It takes so long to load the treasure up, drive it there, and sell it. It's not worth its value. I don't give a shit. Especially because it's like, oh, do you want this neat-looking sword? Oh, is it powerful? I have one. No, it's the same sword.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Nothing, like in Tark tarkov you always have a reason to grind it's like uh what are you doing today i'm fucking doing tasks man i gotta get access to that armor piercing ammo i'm tired of getting bullied in this game everybody's got the same ammo like yeah grind all you want you'll never get a better bullet you know or but you'll never get a better sight a better gun you'll just turn in a different fucking color and it was still like the fun was in like the trying to avoid trying to avoid killing a guy who snuck on board and catching him in the brig. Not in the brig, in the basement area and then just shooting him.
Starting point is 00:46:33 It's like, oh, that's satisfying. You fucker, you tried to sneak in here and I got you. But other than that, it was kind of like a very shallow game. It's a game that you have to make your own fun out of. I'll say that. And we're just good at that. Give us any game and five of my friends and we'll make it fun we'll make our own game out of their shitty game and that's what we do with sea of thieves if i think about it i like the the one expert we had on our team who just could not get straight because i was like
Starting point is 00:46:59 all in on the character i'm like you know there be pirates on port side and like he's like is that right and i'm like a port be left sailor just trying to get it going more and it was it was fun like you're right it is it's what you make it and pretending to be pirates is more fun than you would think there's a um there's a game that's been teased for a long time, another pirate game. Black Seas or Black Shores, Black Sails. Is it another open world like this? I think it's more hardcore. I'd try it. I really like Sailing the Ship.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Black Seas. Board game from... I really like Sailing the Ship, and I like the way the ocean looks they like they knock that out of the park and I even don't mind the combat the combat it's interesting like you can be very dominant and good at this game you can perfect this combat and there's little
Starting point is 00:47:56 tricks of being good at it double shotting and healing techniques and such and just how to PVP on a boat there's a lot of tactics man I was getting the cannonball was like hitting the other and healing techniques and such, and just how to PvP on a boat. There's a lot of tactics. Man, I wish there was something to do with the goal. Hitting the other ships with the cannonballs was so satisfying. And you figure out very quickly you don't just want to hit them, because if you hit them too high on their boat,
Starting point is 00:48:17 it's not going to cause leakage. You need to wait until they're cresting above the waves and then fire and hit the... But you have to like lead it because it's a fucking cannonball that goes two miles an hour sometimes so you like have to wait till they're almost about to crest and then you shoot so it hits the bottom yeah we didn't do any pve with you i don't think like we didn't fight any of the monsters the sea is full of monsters there's no we just killed some people and a couple of ghost ships it's actually kind
Starting point is 00:48:40 of fun to fight the megalodon and there's a kraken that comes up with giant tentacles and after you kill them you eat you know you get a bunch of treasure and a bunch of whatever their meat is you get some kraken meat you cook it up and it heals you super good but again kyle was cooking on the boat at one point forgot about his dish and then our boat caught on fire i did it was like when r when Ryan started sailing the boat. He was busy. I really like driving the boat. Like when someone was like,
Starting point is 00:49:13 uh-oh, someone got on board. They lit our boat on fire. And Kyle's like, oh, they certainly did. It is not the steak that I saw him put on. That dirty son of a bitch. Did he come on here and overcooked my bananas? Yeah, that's the thing to do to people. You sneak on board their boat, quickly throw a banana on their stove and leave.
Starting point is 00:49:32 And it'll set their boat on fire in about five to ten minutes. And if they park in an island and, you know, they're on that island like fishing or getting getting ammo or whatever, their boat will just sink to the bottom of the ocean because you just cooked a banana in it and nobody was around. It's funny stuff. That almost happened to us. That's exactly what almost happened to us. You could make this game a top five on Twitch type game so easily.
Starting point is 00:49:53 All you got to do is make it more like Tarkov where if you want to sail the seas, okay, what kind of boat you bringing out? Oh, that's a nice catamaran you got there. How much it cost you? 250,000 gold. Certainly hope nobody steals it yeah then takes it back to their to their house and parks it in a slip next to the other boats like like that's how it should be you should take their boat home after you kill them and you should you can either sell it for parts take parts off of them put them on your boat or you you can just make it part of your fleet.
Starting point is 00:50:25 You can bring it out later if you want. Just like in Tarkov when you take somebody's gun. Dinghies are free, but it's tough to win with a dinghy. You know, you have to get out there, board us. Ah, he's dinghy running! Yeah, right? At least you brought a boat, you swimming cocksuckers! I got it, they bring flippers! They just strip you naked and throw you in the sea
Starting point is 00:50:48 people do that i know exactly what kyle's doing in tarkov they'll do like naked runs or maybe pistol only runs where i'm not risking anything i'm going out there if we fight and i win it was a hail mary shot if you know if all i lose is this pistol i wasn't risking much and it's so if i cap you in the eyes then i get everything that you brought and all i risked was 17 000 ruble pistol yeah you really want your opponent to have something worth killing for because everyone represents a little risk yeah yeah so um man it would be tremendous if you just implement a tarkovian like system where, how many cannonballs are you bringing? That would be it.
Starting point is 00:51:30 I'm bringing 25. I brought 100 last night, and we immediately got sank. Y'all chipping in for cannonballs. Like, it'd be like that, and it'd be a whole discussion. I'll buy the bananas. You buy the cannonballs. Like, did everybody have their special buckets? Yeah, I got the big boy bucket. I got the double dipper. you buy the cannonballs like like does it did everybody have their special buckets yeah i got
Starting point is 00:51:45 the big boy bucket i got the double dip dipper i grinded all week last week to get the double dipper it dips twice as much that would make a grindy game where i gave a shit but as is it's just a pretty game that's fun to role play with and i can't wait for a better game that's similar and yeah yeah yeah i totally feel you i have been playing a little off and on age of empires 2 did you guys ever play that it came out originally in like 2002 i've seen some gameplay old rts game i've seen it on youtube yeah it's still like well we lost taylor so i get to jump right on in the game we should be playing instead of his terrible game is Grounded. So Grounded is Honey, I Shrunk the Kids,
Starting point is 00:52:30 but they got around that whole trademark business. And they just had some kids that got shrunk by a ray in a backyard. Oh, these things happen. You can do four-player co-op, and our enemies are like stink bugs and ants and spiders are actually terrifying. And we're crafting our weapons like uh like rust or something but you know we got backyard supplies so we're cutting grass stalks down and we're making armor out of ants so we got like an ant head helmet it's uh it's pretty neat
Starting point is 00:52:56 i've played uh is it new there's a lot of yeah like very new videos about it yeah it's new it's a it's an xbox um um the thing where they give you the games for free. I always butcher the name. If you've got gold, it's $10 a month. For $5 more, they give you the Xbox fucking catalog. What's it called, Zach? You should have jumped in there by now. I don't know. Anyway, it's free on there, so
Starting point is 00:53:17 millions of people have it, I guess. Or at least access to it. I've never played co-op, but that would be fun. I've just goofed around by myself. The Ultimate Game Pass. If you got that, you get it for free now it's on pc too i presume i've always played it on xbox oh but i bet i don't i don't know you know with sea of thieves i actually use the xbox app on my pc uh and and play through that So I get access to that free game marketplace again. Huh? I wonder if I still pay for Xbox.
Starting point is 00:53:48 I might. Have you changed your debit card? Or it might come out of PayPal even. It's PayPal. I think I had to change it to PayPal because I was getting hacked. Like, dude, the first time I got hacked hacked they went to netflix and they knew some things about me they knew like my address my name and some other stuff and they called netflix and social engineered them to get the last four digits of my credit card and then with that they were
Starting point is 00:54:18 able to prove they were me to microsoft and stole my gamer tag yeah Yeah, they mass reported me for sexual harassment and had mine banned. Is it still banned? 10,000 years, I think, was the banned number. I hadn't been that long. It was actually like 9,999 years or something like that. There may have been minutes and seconds as well. There might have been.
Starting point is 00:54:43 I'm not going to lie. But I tweeted B, may have been minutes and seconds as well i don't think it might have been i'm not gonna but um i tweeted b who was like the head of microsoft security at the time and he was like he was really angry but he immediately fixed it and i'm like you're just encouraging me i don't really care about your feelings but i had my gamer tag back this was a win yeah yeah yeah um that malicious compliance subreddit's one of my favorites and uh i don't want to go into too much detail um but i'm having a bit of a thing with my trash company right now um and i'm in a position where i'm going to be able to stick the landlord and the trash company against one another and i'll be able i'm i'm not liable for anything so i think that's my goal essentially uh i'm in an hoa neighborhood okay they
Starting point is 00:55:33 but this wasn't advertised in hoa home and i didn't sign their hoa agreement in fact i told them i wouldn't sign it when they tried to get me to sign it after months of living here. I was like, no, y'all can sign it. Your house is in an HOA, but I don't live in a house that's in an HOA. I'm not bound to one. And so I'm not. I can do anything here, and they are liable for it, not me. So man, they quit picking up my garbage. It was like every other week. And with this puppy puppy i got pee pads and so anytime he pees on a pee pad it gets his own bag and i'm getting that out of the house because it's pee right i'm sticking up the garbage and so i'm making a lot of garbage and they're not picking
Starting point is 00:56:13 it up and i'm complaining and uh so that they're like oh we put you on a watch list someone's gonna watch your garbage man and make sure he does his job so the next time the garbage man and make sure he does his job. So the next time the garbage man comes, he takes the dumpster with him. They're mad, clearly, at the garbage company that they've been told on. So I told landlord that the pyramid of garbage begins tomorrow. I said, I'm going to build a big
Starting point is 00:56:41 pyramid of garbage in front of the house. And I really don't care what happens to it. There's a lot of animals about, I'll say that. And we're right across the street from the president of the HOA. Lovely woman. Deal with it. And they're like, please don't do that. I'm doing it.
Starting point is 00:56:57 You have until the day after tomorrow. That's tomorrow. I have the garbage piled up and I'm ready. I can't wait for tomorrow because I'm making my mountain. I'm making my mountain tomorrow. Who's not doing their... The trash people are not doing their job, right? Yep.
Starting point is 00:57:17 I'm being charged for trash through the landlord, through my rent. You're basically saying trash was included in the rent. It is, yeah. You should be getting trash service and you're not trash companies suck i would call ours and they they the truck had a gps and i'd be like he never came and they'd look at the route that the truck drove and say you're right he just didn't go down your road i don't know why he doesn't seem to know his own route and they would miss it like the weekend road i don't know why he doesn't seem to know his own route and they
Starting point is 00:57:45 would miss it like the weekend like i don't know how you miss it half the time maybe there's different trash truck drivers like to me yeah i'm bad with directions but if i went there last week and the week before in the week before then i probably won't skip it it should be on an app it should be like guy like if that's your business like this isn't me going to lunch this is you doing your daily job. Exactly. I have that app for my motorcycle. They'll be like, hey, this is a good ride.
Starting point is 00:58:11 There's lots of turny roads here. And I'm like, cool. I put it in and I follow it. Why can't they do that with the trash truck? Yeah, so I'm pretty upset with them. They're just the worst. I can't wait to see how that turns out, though. I look forward to making a big mess in the yard. You're going to make a big mess all over the street It might get bad
Starting point is 00:58:29 Yeah, it might get real bad I think the animals will find it quickly I hope not There's definitely animals where you live Well, it's a health risk in my residence I think I'll argue that What was that to do? Yeah
Starting point is 00:58:44 Yeah, they got to take your So you'd put the cans out there I think I'll argue that. What was that to do? Yeah. Yeah, they got to take your trash. So you'd put the cans out there, and they would just still be there the next day. Yeah, like cans overflowing. The lid won't close anymore. It's just piled up, and it's by the curb. I kept it by the curb to make sure there's no way you're, oh, you came a day early? You came a day late?
Starting point is 00:59:02 No. It was there all week, And they just don't come. They just don't come. And when they did come, they took the thing back. And I took that as a spiteful. Like, oh, you don't like how we do garbage? You don't get no garbage. It was like in The Sopranos when the guy was like...
Starting point is 00:59:19 They dumped the garbage into his business parking lot raw. Not even in bags. And he calls and complains. He's he's like hey like we always say if if you don't like the job we do you get your garbage back for free so we're just returning your garbage you are talking fucking shit pile up in his fucking deli yard. So that's what I'm going to do because they don't want to pick up my garbage and I'm paying for that. And I'm just, when you call, you can't get anything
Starting point is 00:59:49 done either. They'll be like, ah, they should be picking it up. And I'm like, I know it's been months. So I'm done. I'm going to make a pile tomorrow and I'm really excited about it. If it goes for too long, I'm going to put up a sign that says X, Y, and Z properties doesn't pick up the trash.
Starting point is 01:00:10 Neither does J&J trash services. And there's just going to be a landfill of refuse around it. Well, good luck with that. I think I'll talk to a lawyer before I go to that farm. But I'm having fun. I feel the day somehow. Yeah. My solutions suck.
Starting point is 01:00:31 I'm like, you know, you can put it in a pickup and take it to the... What? You don't want to be your own garbage man? Yeah, I don't want to be my own garbage man. Nor do you want to reward this bad behavior. It's expensive to call a guy who's like a trash pickup guy for a few bags. It, you know,
Starting point is 01:00:46 it costs a hundred bucks probably to like get someone just to come and get what I've got right now. Cause when I was moving, I did similar stuff, getting shit picked up. Oh, I got my entire deposit back from that last house and it has to be a fucking mistake.
Starting point is 01:01:00 I believe it was 15. I think it was, it might be one and a half months rid or something like that. It was like two grand or so roughly. I don't know. And, uh, I did not do all the things that they wanted me to do.
Starting point is 01:01:12 Cause they wanted me to clean the place. And I was like, yeah, of course. No, no, no, no,
Starting point is 01:01:16 no. Have professionals clean the place and leave receipts. I was like, shit, let me look and see how much that is. And I looked it up and it's like hundreds and hundreds of dollars. Um, i said what what happens if i don't and they're like we'll fine you three hundred dollars and i was like you realize no one in the world will clean this house for less than three hundred dollars right like well um we'll fine you yeah three hundred dollars they'll charge me seven hundred dollars i'm not
Starting point is 01:01:49 cleaning the house they didn't charge me they didn't charge me i think i cleaned the house myself about as well as you expect like i bet they found like some buttons somewhere but there's no dirt and i swept and mopped and did all that shit but i was not going to professionally clean that house and i also didn't have time to fill in all those holes from my TVs being mounted and I think I was missing a couple of drawers in the fridge and also one of the kitchen drawers but yeah I got the whole deposit
Starting point is 01:02:14 back well good we should probably break we got to eat real quick and we have hangouts tonight yeah hope we get Taylor back me too he said his computer crashed hopefully it boots right back up okay all right PKN 427

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