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Hockey
Why would we talk hockey when democracy
is happening
I don't mean to flex on Kyle or anything
but you know
Kyle just like I said
Solidarity brother
I will not vote
until they give my friend his rights back
I will not vote
I choose
I will not participate in a system that treats my friend his rights back. I will not vote. I choose not to vote. I will not participate in a system
that treats my friend like a lesser than.
I will not.
I will not.
I refuse.
I guess I'm principled.
I'll do the opposite.
We need to register Colin to vote,
so I get two votes.
Oh.
I will be writing about that.
North Carolina is a key state for us.
And by us, I mean, whichever team I pretend to like this week.
The man here in Georgia, there's a couple of races.
This Rafia Warnack guy, big bald black guy who's a Democrat and he's running against.
Well, he's the incumbent, but he's going against Herschel Walker.
Now, Walker, excuse me. Warnack came into power two years ago. Right. against well he's the incumbent but he's going against Herschel Walker now Walker what now
excuse me Warnack came into power two years ago right and I was like we were like oh wow
Georgia turned in blue we might be able to get that marijuana thing fixed two years have gone
by Raphael now I'm gonna let the football player man try okay no he's uh he's federal he can't do
that for your state he didn't do anything federally.
I needed him to fix the... Mike!
What do you mean by state?
Everything against me is federal.
It's federal crimes that I broke. Federal...
I see where you're coming from.
He's a Democrat.
Maybe he didn't do it.
He made promises they weren't kept.
And now I want the...
You know who keeps his promises and who scores touchdowns
and kicks ass?
Former UFC fighter, Herschel Money Walker.
I added that.
Herschel, that baby's not mine because it's dead, Walker.
Herschel, I didn't write that check for those purposes, Walker.
Look, when you write a check, and there's that little space down there,
the little memo, like what's this for?
That is a sacred box.
He wrote groceries there and she killed a baby.
She's the criminal.
They're trying to throw him on the coals.
Let me lay this out there because I can't resist saying it.
So the Democrats wanted to legalize pot.
There's 50 Democratic senators.
Like 48 of them were for doing it and two weren't.
There are 50 Republican senators and like zero of them were were for doing it and two weren't there are 50 republican senators
and like zero of them were for it to say ah the democrats didn't keep their promises i'm gonna go
red it's like you know that's you're not gonna get it that way didn't keep your promises promises
made promises not kept you know who keeps the promises broken you know who keeps the promises
herschel walker donald trump donald Donald Trump. Donald Trump told me to vote for
Herschel Walker, and so I committed another
crime to that. No, I didn't do that.
I didn't vote.
But I hope you all...
I don't really care what you all did, honestly.
I'll be interested to see the results because
the only cool storyline
through this thing, because people are rolling their eyes at politics.
Here's what happened a couple years ago that's actually
funny. This is sort of a libs getting owned moment
potentially okay the democrats funded all the you've talked about this how the democrats funded
all those MAGA republicans now let me say that again the left funded the right's most extreme
candidates so that they would win their primaries so that then the left could face clowns of of
politicians well it turns out some of these
clowns are neck and neck with their established professional like you you look on the left and
you've got oh there's nancy she served on this and went to that she led this and graduated from here
she she won this reward and like did this and. And here's big Ted Markerson.
He owns all the barbecue joints in the state,
and he loves to go see.
He loves it.
Give me Ted all day.
And Ted is polling it.
I'm making Ted up as hyperbole.
And Ted believes the election was stolen.
His primary issue is transgender rights
and how there should be fewer
of them that's a very so it seems like a bad idea to fund your opponents in an election time right
well well because then in the end like we'll see no matter finding out tonight if it's a bad idea
or not yeah I'm not I guess we'll see we'll see what goes on. Because you see the strategy, right? He funded the shitbag Republican.
Dr. Oz, for example.
Yeah, I don't know if they funded him,
but he is maybe an example of a weird Republican.
I didn't see him used as an example
because I think they're trying to stay away from that.
So there's two Republicans running.
One is like an establishment sort of center of the road,
reasonable, non-crazy person
who doesn't spout QAnon theories.
And the other is the opposite of
him q anon believing fucking maga hat wearing reflective sunglasses is q still a thing like
the only time i've heard about your question is i'm still going so what they did is they funded
the jackass republican saying that when we get to go against him we'd much rather run against this
jackass.
Now we will see if that turned out to be a good idea or a bad one.
There are six to eight races where this is a thing and they are all fairly close, like neck and neck, like we're going to have to count votes close.
The only one that I really care about is the Dr.
Oz one because that one fascinated me and made me, you know,
someone asked you one of those moral quandaries.
Dr. Oz is the guy who can't speak or communicate.
Yeah.
A choice.
So when I watch that man speak,
and I'm talking about the one who had the stroke in April or May.
Fetterman is his name.
Yeah.
I was like, this guy should, if he were my manager at Hardee's, I would be so frustrated that we couldn't get our biscuits out in the morning because his meetings take 25 minutes instead of eight.
And he can't run a crew effectively because it's, we need someone who's like giving orders.
Like, God, this Fetterman guy.
Our Hardee's is the worst in the district.
We're getting closed.
I think you're exaggerating.
That's not true. I saw him him in the did you watch the debate i watched a couple clips
of it and he like was struggling you watched a couple clips of it then you like they took the
worst 60 seconds put together a montage and tried to pretend that that's who he really is dude the
60 seconds they showed was like him fundamentally unable to string together sentences like he wasn't
even responding to things they said.
It was just it was word salad is the term just kind of words put together.
And he's like hitting the wrong enunciation.
And I get he had a stroke.
It's very sad.
But like that is not someone who should be holding public office.
I hear you.
But they could do that out of things I've said in every painkiller already.
I'm sure they could find 60 seconds where I'm an idiot.
But I think of myself as an eloquent
speaker. Maybe not.
All three of us are more eloquent than him.
By a million billion
percent. Way past it.
Everyone is for the most part. Maybe, but if I took your
worst 30 seconds over any four hours...
I understand, but there's a difference
between us, people who are trying to get
laughs, being silly, and taking
30 seconds of that. Oh, look at the times that went
over the line, versus 30 seconds of someone
whose job is effectively communication
and then unable to
ascertain the question and respond in a timely
manner. You need to start describing him like
what he is. The brain damage
candidate. The candidate with brain damage.
The one whose brain doesn't work right.
The one whose brain damage. with brain damage the one whose brain doesn't work right the one whose brain
damage it's my brain's hand is the opponent yeah i don't know yeah i'm defending him i just
i feel like that's a dirty trick you know when the dirty trick to the voters if they have to
be represented by a guy who can't represent them to to their to his fullest i want a guy
i also watched an interview where he
did much better than he did in the debate and it made me question the authenticity those interviews
are just as curated they're curated to make him look good that that's what i was saying that it
made me it made me worry that like is there i think it was 60 minutes, right? Someone I think, I think,
uh,
perhaps falsely as generally with,
with integrity,
but I'm like,
did they cut out his most embarrassing moments?
I'm not sure.
I mean,
maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm positive they would.
Cause they,
they would definitely prefer him on 60 minutes to Dr.
Oz.
I would think,
right.
I don't know what 60 minutes would prefer.
I,
but,
um, uh, like, I think we all know what 60 minutes would prefer i but um like i think we all know what 60
minutes would prefer real i genuinely are they known to be like some sort of left wing yeah much
more so than someone who would endorse dr oz yeah i mean they're a network program so let's just
everyone in the media is left everyone and everyone in network television and everyone at cnn i would
say and msnbc um there's really only a couple bastions of right-wing media, and you know that.
The strongholds of democracy, the heroes.
The Fox is definitely the stronghold.
Well, regardless of how you feel about them, you know where the right is, so everything else is the left.
See, I think that's unfair.
Just take everybody out there and say,
oh, well, they're biased and unreal and curating.
I didn't say biased and unreal, but they're left-leaning.
They're always going to be on the left side.
That's kind of what bias is.
None of them are going to be for...
We're always going to know what every network,
how they feel about abortion.
There is ABC, NBC, CBS.
Do you think any of them are ever going to have an anchor,
a personality, a TV program where it's all about the right wing and how,
oh my God, I run an adoption agency.
I didn't kill my babies.
And they've got this big family of adopted babies that were saved from
abortion.
That's not an angle that would ever be pushed or a thing that would ever be,
no, it's a woman's right to choose.
She's got to go and have a career, kill that baby.
I don't remember the Friends episode
where they covered this or the Seinfeld episode.
You remember the episode where they had frivolous sex
for eight years and then it all worked out.
They had their career.
They got to have all the dirty sex they wanted.
And then she still went back to Ross the Cuck
and it was all good.
She had the perfect life.
I do.
Is that a democratic thing?
Yeah, absolutely it is.
I wouldn't say a democratic thing.
I would say more of a left-leaning thing.
Absolutely, yeah.
Look at what the right is pushing right now.
The right is pushing traditional family values
and the left is pushing everything else but that.
I think that's fair, yeah.
I think you'd be a denial to say that's not true like like I
You won't find anyone who reviews like
Electronic products I bet who's
Who's right wing like like when I look at
That um you know the black guy
Who reviews brown lee or something
Like incredible professional he's the best
He'll never tell you what his politics
Are like that guy's left leaning
I know he is of course
He is
I mean probably I think he is too but
i think anybody who's saying difference but la la la maybe he's right wing i mean like a lot of
these anchors will come out and endorse people and i've watched a lot of his kind of hours and
hours from all of these networks are the same thing like the the same message is all it when
you see something right wing you right wing it always is a whoa
other how'd you get
in here when you're watching regular
media and there's a right wing
narrative like whoa what channel am I
on where they think abortion is
wrong or where
with the right side of any
issue you don't see that anywhere
Tim Allen's run out of run off his
show remember that run out of town is he 72 years old how old is he had a number one show in his time slot and
they fired him we've covered we've covered this good 70s if he's in his 70s i might be wrong i
look it up he's 69 oh damn there is a time though like people can look like there's an age in the
mid-70s where i think men in particular like age
10 years in like two years you know because you can like be you can look good in your 60s
something around like 73 74 you become ancient like you fall apart you age quickly and i was like
reading about this a long time ago and it's like an actual thing. Can I interrupt? Yeah. Would you say they lose body fat during this aging?
Yeah.
Yeah. They lose body fat and then all the skin sinks in.
You know how their hands get?
It's gaunt.
Yeah.
Yes.
Like the fat in your hands leaves you.
The fat in the hands goes and the skin seems thinner and almost like you could tear it
more easily.
Definitely.
It is.
Yeah.
And in the face, you get like a hollow below the cheeks.
and in the face you get like a hollow below the cheeks
my phrasing isn't perfect
but yeah there's a certain
kind of old look that sets in
I'm familiar with it
I can't wait for a nice gaunt thing to set in
for me it'll just even out
my big chubby cheeks
oh I watched a good movie
let me shut my door
did I talk about Barbarian to you guys already chubby cheeks. I watched a good movie. Let me shut my door.
Did I talk about Barbarian to you guys already?
You mentioned it, but not... I don't think you'd seen it at the time.
Yeah.
I watched Barbarian the other night.
I thought it was very good.
I'm not going to spoil what's going on in this.
I'm going to dance around it a little bit.
You have one of the Skarsgård brothers.
If you like them.
You have the one that played Pennywise the Clown.
And he is at an Airbnb checked in.
And our main character, she shows up, rainy, stormy night, Detroit suburbs.
She's also booked at this Airbnb.
And they're like, hey, I'm booked.
You're booked.
And he's like, yeah, I booked through HomeAway.
And do you have the same number for them that I have? And they read the number off identically off their phones and it's like
yeah i went through airbnb you went through home away we're double booked maybe you stay and it's
dangerous out there and they work it out like they gain each other's trust and then some off
the wall crazy shit happens that i don't want to like spoil but this movie's in three acts
we jump around to uh around to a different time period
at one time to get some context.
I thought it was really
weird.
Did it scare you at all?
Like unsettling?
I was upset
by it.
The implications
of the things you learn
throughout the movie. Then there's a couple of times like the implications of, of, of like, you know, the things you learn as you, uh,
throughout the movie.
And then there's a couple of times where,
um,
you see things that are,
that are very off putting,
um,
and upsetting.
Is it gory or not really?
There's some gore.
There's some gore,
but I wouldn't say the gore is super focused on,
uh,
as much as just sort of like,
uh,
this is awful. I like a tactful amount of gore enough that sort of like, oh, this is awful.
I like a tactful amount of gore enough that it was like,
oh, there's some serious stuff here.
But like if it's a horror movie and you get halfway through
and you're in the 15th like gore eye gouging scene,
it's like, OK, at no point are you going to get like spooky with me here.
You're just going to keep stabbing people like this isn't this is what i know it's really flexible on the amount of gore in my horror movies
it could be something like paranormal with basically none or it could be something like
friday the 13th with tons and tons and tons of gore what i require is some nudity if you're
going to do an r-rated movie anyway show me them titties. Titties out the whole time, Woody. You're going to love this.
Full frontal nudity.
This isn't some dissent fucking
teasing bullshit
where they take five hot women
in skimpy outfits, put them in a cave,
and you never see a nipple?
You're awful. That's a wonderful movie.
That was the scariest part of the film.
The scariest part of the film was five minutes left
and I still hadn't seen a
movie and i realized that i wasn't gonna the descent belongs on the mount rushmore of horror
movies in my opinion it is that good and it stands alone and it's and and for so many reasons like
i like that it's an all-female cast too and they did that so so well but this movie um the the the
girl is your main character i I would say, for sure.
And I've never seen this actress before, but she's very good.
And there's some real gross, like, fucking awful stuff.
And I recommend it highly.
Barbarian. What the fuck, Kyle?
There's so much sex in this movie.
So you want to make sure you watch Barbarian,
not Barbarians.
I think I've got that right.
The correct one was made in 2022,
and it does not have two people on the cover
who seem to be tied and gagged or some shit.
I don't know what that movie is.
Okay.
Oh, where'd you watch it?
Where does it stream? I uh i think i think i
rented it for like five bucks i think i did okay um yeah oh it says it's on hbo max if you have that
or well shit or it's on hulu if you have that oh i didn't watch it on hbo max yeah i did dude i
used somebody else's hbo max like colin's friend for like three years before I realized I had been paying for it all this time.
I realized once that I had been paying for two Hulu's for like 11 months. And it's like,
Oh,
this is embarrassing.
Like,
wow.
And they know you're doing it that,
um,
because I think they both use the same email account even like,
like they just didn't care.
Well,
they,
they care. They just didn't care well they they care
they just didn't care to tell me uh i just fixed that i got everything under you know you got the
bundle with disney and hulu and espn and i'm sure somebody else is about to hop on board the team
make that make that bundle just real delicious but yeah barbarians um or barbara barbarian
barbarian singular yeah 2022 i'm gonna give it it a go. You were talking about the amount of gore you want and everything.
I realize I can deal with no gore.
I can deal with a lot.
But it has to be unsettling.
It has to be a disturbing vibe.
I don't want to be brought to the precipice of the apex of the film,
and then it's just a boring, violent thing.
Saw I did a great job of
that like it had it had quite a bit of gore but it was the unsettling environment the guys in the
trapped the where are you how did you get here what is the backstory like that was the unsettling
part more so you're gonna love this all of that everything you just said the the what is the
backstory we're kind of trapped here kind of stuff that is um like what
this movie is about there's a lot of like what the fuck is this right up my alley i'm watching
this tonight i will say my biggest complaint and and uh it's probably exacerbated by the fact that
i just watched jordan peele's nope which is also fucking great maybe better i think nope might be
my favorite horror movie um that i've seen in a good bit i've seen several this year that were
really good the the one that i saw earlier is kind of spacing on but nope n-o-p-e for those who
can't spell nope um i feel like i wasn't saying it clearly for some reason like nope is a real
word you're just making up words i don't know all the words you use.
I don't know. Whenever I'm listening
to something... That was an optical joke, but carry on.
Whenever I listen to people talk
and they're talking
about a movie or a film or a video game and I'm not
getting it, I'm like, what letter does that
start with? Mope? Is he saying mope?
Anyway,
nope was really fucking good. I liked
that a lot.
Maybe it's a horror movie resurgence right now.
Maybe we're going to get a bunch of good ones.
And there's been a lot of really good horror in the last few years.
Or it could just be it's Halloween time.
Maybe Mandy.
That's a solid theory too.
Well, these were good though.
It's not every year that you get a decent horror movie.
When Mandy came out, we were all just like,
oh, that's the first time in a long time that there's
been a really good, interesting
kind of
movie like that. But yeah, Nope's very good
and Barbarian is
fucking excellent. I'm glad I watched it.
Nah, I'm done, I guess.
Jack and I finished Game of Thrones.
This is the original eight seasons, not the new one.
And I was
pretty psyched that her
reaction when spoiler everybody when bran begets the iron throne she's like are you
fucking kidding me she does not use bad words typically you know like it and she's like that
bran bran and i'm like honey he has stories what's more powerful he can't even walk she's like armies
are more powerful dragons are more powerful you know like like sword fighting's more powerful he can't even walk she's like armies are more powerful dragons
are more powerful you know like like sword fighting is more powerful everything's more
powerful than stories every other character yeah you know she went through the list of why everyone
could be better and uh yeah anyway it was fun um and also she was disappointed on how the night
king like she's like so that the Night King's just done now?
One episode?
It was a good battle.
It was a good fight.
The Dothraki got wiped down in the dark.
If you rewatch it...
It's awful.
But the Dothraki part is bad, in my opinion.
The Dothraki had been built up since season one
with Robert Baratheon being like,
the Dothraki on an open field and all that shit.
And how they jump on their horses and ride the saddles and fight and shit.
And it was like, oh my God, their fighting style might just overwhelm the Seven Kingdoms
if we don't muster a real army.
And maybe they just run away from us and fight that kind of war,
burning as they go and we're chasing it.
How do we even beat them? Well, they just
go off into the darkness one night and never come
back. That's what happened.
All of them!
Similar type thing. The Golden Cloaks,
if you don't know...
It was like 8,000.
In the show,
they start building up the power of the Golden Cloaks,
the importance of the golden cloaks.
They're sending people over for like a year and a half.
They're going to the iron bank.
They're making sure to pay them.
They take all the money from the high garden.
They repay the iron bank just so they can have these gold.
No fingers had to convince them that time about how,
you know,
I didn't end up going to Stanis,
but it was important to still keep those connections.
Cause that anyway,
the golden cloaks were going to be like the difference maker.
And then Danny comes by on our dragons, does like a strafing run and then boom they're just all yeah just oh well that the golden cloaks lasted 25 seconds that's because that is
and that's so clearly lazy riding because each of those instances those things um those are those are um i want to do
star wars strafing run just nate palm them well those little things on our on our chessboard right
of our story and and the writers are like oh we've got this huge fucking queen over here what do we
do and they're like just knock it off the fucking board it tripped and like no no we should probably
have like a whole episode about how the dothraki all die, right? Because we built it up.
That would have been cool.
A whole Dothraki episode.
Because that was kind of a whole thing the entire time, the entire show.
That's what it was.
That final battle, thinking about it again, it was so stupid.
The Night King lackadaisically throwing those spears.
A modicum of urgency.
And that fight is over so quickly.
Do you remember that? He's throwing the spears. I don't of urgency and that fight is over so quickly like yeah he's throwing the spears i don't remember he throws one spear and he nonchalantly throws one with the power that you
then see is like oh this can kill a dragon oh this guy can kill dragons with a spear and then he's
like almost bored like asking for another one and then taking 15 minutes to line up like he's got
the best fucking o-line on the planet and he's just not like he could have dominated by himself like as a hero unit
and he didn't get i got that just so that sucked i'm so glad jackie saw the aria night king thing
it was like oh that's it like that all that prophecy nothing meant anything huh okay i hate
those people i hate those people more than i I hate Russia for what they're doing.
They're worse than Russia.
At least when Russia takes away your dreams,
they fly their flag and they let you know,
like, we're here to crush dreams.
D&D, they made us pay for it.
They tricked us.
Putin would have at least finished the last season.
So upsetting. It's terrible are you gonna watch
house of the dragon now i can't believe you're watching you guys gonna jump in that's where you
gotta go yeah that's actually good uh yeah so far so it's funny we watched some of the greatest
shows it's kind of what i'm doing with her we watched breaking bad recently and now we're
watching this and uh in both cases it's like you're gonna watch better call saw we're kind of like videography
masturbation worn out on fucking breaking bad spending so long filming scenes and the reflection
of a tailpipe or putting a gopro and a fucking intake valve and filming out of that like you
don't want to watch a police interrogation from the grill of the suspect so we probably will watch better call saul and i've heard it's one of the best things on tv but
we kind of need a break from that pace and i think that's where we are in game of thrones we just
watched eight years worth of game of thrones in a few weeks and i think queen's gambit is next
yeah that was all right like i i think i mentioned on the show when i watched that i thought it was in a few weeks. I think Queen's Gambit is next. That was alright.
I think I mentioned on the show when I
watched that, I thought it was pretty good,
but it took me probably
four or five episodes
before I googled it
and was like, oh,
none of this happened?
I really thought that it was more of a
true story thing, but no.
Jackie might agree with you. I showed her...
Shit, I forget.
Draft Day.
Draft Day is a Kevin Costner film
where he plays a general manager for the Cleveland Browns.
And he sort of goes through and picks the players
and drafts who he wants.
On rewatch, I realized...
I watched it originally and I was like,
this movie is amazing.
It doesn't get enough credit.
I really, really liked it. On rewatch, I wanted to be like, it's amazing, it like, this movie is amazing. It doesn't get enough credit. I really, really liked it.
On rewatch, I wanted to be like, it's amazing.
It's amazing. It's amazing. It takes like an
hour and 15 minutes
to set up the last 15
minutes, which things start going
his way. And it's
just a lot of build up for a 15 minute payoff.
That's Kevin Costner movie for you.
Okay. So
Jackie was like, none of this is real like no
all right we'll watch moneyball next which she liked a lot more yeah was remember the titans
that was real right no it was yeah i hope so it is i'm not i hope so i know yeah i hope that i
hope they really took that boy's legs from him oh yeah what did he go on to do i bet he became like an olympic like roller he did go on to become like a wheelchair athlete yeah yeah of course he did gotta play the hand
you're down man that sucks the the only thing that makes me the only thing that makes me sad
of an athlete's having their legs taken from them as puppies puppies having their legs taken have
you not seen that they can just they can slap some wheels on the puppy now? The wheels make me so sad.
Every time I see a dog with those wheels, I'm like,
oh, shit. I see a dog with wheels and he's
at least the ones I see are always so happy.
I feel so bad for those dogs with wheels.
You don't want to get a lift kit
for Rocky?
Just have him
bouncing around your neighborhood. That'd be good.
Put some speakers on it. He bounces around the neighborhood already.
You gotta get rocky like some like some fancy wheels like like you see his legs
nah it's not as cool though like like wheels maybe at the stoplights like bubbles come out
maybe okay no that'd be nice no i like that
do you ever see like the uh do you ever see like the little three-legged dogs at the dog you're just telling me I'm at my legs first
do you ever see like the
little three legged dogs at the dog park
running around having a blast
just doing as well as the four legged dogs
they're really good at it
it's like they live every day like that
yeah they figure it out really quick
and dogs don't feel sorry for themselves
which is maybe the
third greatest thing about them but they don't feel sorry for themselves, which is maybe the third greatest thing about them.
But they don't feel sorry for themselves.
They're not like, oh, imagine how fast I could have ran with four.
That never enters their little mind.
They're like, man, I'm fast.
I'm so fucking fast.
Woo!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Why you got so many legs?
Woo!
That's all they think.
They're just wonderful.
Dogs are great. Yeah. That is one of the cool things about dogs they don't feel sorry for themselves that's partly why i like them on
wheels because like they're not depressed they're not thinking about what could have been they're
not well they're just fucking psyched yeah meanwhile cats do nothing but feel sorry for
themselves i whenever i see a dead cat i think you wouldn't care about me why should i care about you
you know i think i think that's a good start
i know that if i were i know that if i were laying in that ditch dead and a dog walked by he'd go oh
shit what happened oh well and he'd keep going because i mean what's he gonna do he doesn't
know me but he'd say oh shit at first and his little dog brain he'd be like he'd sniff me to
see if i was okay but he'd never eat me the cat would be like you look tasty the cat would eat you living and
it would start with like your eyes and nose and stuff like it you know horrid creatures horrid
creatures but a dog would never do that if you a dog you don't know sees you laying on the side
of the road going oh help i bet it starts barking or something i
bet it tries to get attention for you because dogs are loving you know those 911 calling dogs
yeah they can do everything now man they're 2022 you know i like about dogs you'd ever hear about
dogs like transitioning either they're always just happy being you know a good boy or a good girl
they don't mind they don't care yeah they're they're happy with whatever and they also
like their personalities don't transition like you get a sweet little two-year-old dog that's
gonna be a sweet guy when he's nine ten you know he's not gonna become a jerk i don't mean to bust
your bubble but i saw ender peeing with all four legs on the ground like a girl yeah and i think
maybe maybe he's ruined your theory i think that's uh i would
he's got like the knees of a 51 year old linebacker yeah i want to i want to guide you
toward arthritis and a doggy aspirin that you can put in their food whenever i uh whenever i make
their food now i've got um i put their like dry food in and then i pour bone broth on top and
microwave it and then i'm putting in this fresh fucking like refrigerated food on top of it they
really like their food it's fun cooking for them like when i get their food out like now they're
all hopping up and down like fucking dinner time it's dinner time they used to be like oh
did you put it in the bowl thanks they didn't give a shit when it was dinner time but now they're
really having a blast it's great you've upped their quality of life significantly with oh yeah
oh they're looking forward to it all day yeah we have a good time they're screaming down there for
it that or something horrible has happened you can never tell uh earlier the ethernet cable's
just been getting like jerked and it's like when you're fishing and you see the fishing line like
yeah and i'm like what the fuck are you doing i'm running he's got it he's got it he's trying to chew it chew it in
half i got a backup one now but but yeah he's chewing the fucking are they so they're all
barking down there right now is this their dinner time no just losing the shit for no reason just
just nothing at all i'm sure they heard some leaves russell it was probably something like
that and one of them barked at the leaves and they were all like what is it and they all started barking with that one and now it's a
shit show that is
you see mob mentality
unfurl with dogs so clearly
all the time we're like all it takes is one of them being like
and then all of them are like
he wouldn't have done that for no reason like
it's just a cavalcade
of barking
so Woody do you have any
predictions about uh
the election tonight um on late late are there any like i haven't there are a lot of close ones i
here's my predictions the republicans talk too much shit about voter fraud even though they do
quite well and their voter fraud claims are going to be weirdly bullshittery,
like this one particular race was fucked with,
but all the ones we won, no, that's right.
Fair.
Who is that somewhat attractive lady in the southwest who's right-wing?
She looks like she's Mexican or brown or something.
I don't know what she is, but she's got a short haircut um and uh does she have a close race going on yeah yeah i follow the the
races a lot it if you if the election had been held in the summer the democrats would have likely
held the senate and now i'm seeing the republicans are likely to win the senate and the house was
never really in question the republicans are getting the House. Their odds are just getting
better and better. The Senate's so close
it is like
easily within a polling margin
of error to go either way.
The House is what matters to
me because the House lets us
control us. Lets us control investigations.
Two things. Investigations
and money. So if you're a Ukraine
fan, the Republicans very well may cut the money.
They've already indicated that they intend to stop supporting Ukraine.
Yeah, they will.
Yeah, they will.
But the investigations, Woody, that'll be our new thing to watch.
Yes.
It's going to be okay.
I have my own biases, and I try to tamp them down, but I'm not always successful.
But Hunter Biden's guilty so if
they need to look into that then look into it see what the fuck is happening here there is no way
that fucking crackhead i mean i'll admit he's cool but that crackhead deserved a million dollar
a year position at a ukrainian power company he doesn't know any more about that business than i do he only got that job because he only got that job of course because of his father's political
connections yeah so what they all do this pay-to-play shit like they put their nephew
niece son did it work did his father do anything did he are you raising your hand
zach is saying that the republic Republicans are supposed to win 59
seats tonight in the Senate.
Can that be?
Because then they're one away from being
able to change rules.
59 Republican, 41 Dem.
Oh, for the Senate.
I didn't see it.
I think what he might be seeing...
Alright, that's not what it's saying.
He's misreading that.
Yeah.
What he's saying is what that chart in front of us says is that there's a
59% chance.
The Republicans get 51 seats.
Yeah.
59.
So like almost a 60% chance that they get a controlling amount.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's easy to misread this stuff.
Like I remember they said something
like hillary has an 80 chance of winning 80 20 and they look at that and they think she's getting
80 of the votes but that's not what that's saying nope saying there's an 80 chance she gets 51
of the vote i mean you remember the 2016 like as that started what did the new york times start at
99.8 or something?
You might be right. I was going to say
95, but it was something extreme like that.
It was so ridiculous.
They had her as a sure thing of winning,
but of course they weren't saying
that she was going to get
95% of the votes.
There's a very boring fight this weekend that I'll be
stealing. Will you be stealing
it with me?
Is it Adesanya? It is israel adesanya will be fine yes the the man the only one of the only men who have
ever defeated him back in the world of kickboxing or k1 i think he defeated him twice i think so too
you think so too okay uh yeah i should steal that i i'm about done paying to watch adesanya avoid taking damage like but he's really got cool
walkouts and i i hear he masturbates to something i can't pronounce very well i call it hinta
i called it hinta last night in the chat everybody laughed at me
i was like i was like you're laughing at me because I don't know how to pronounce it. Did you all know how to pronounce it?
It makes you lamer than me.
Dude, there's oodles of real women online.
Yes.
There are.
I was a bit of an Israel fan on the way up.
He was getting knockouts, and he was talking trash,
and he was just one of the better showmen and fighters in the UFC.
And I feel like I can look at a guy grappling and be like,
holy smokes, that's high level.
He's doing all these little things right.
For a guy striking, all I know is if he's out striking his opponent.
I can see that, but I'm not really one to gauge all the feints
and the setups and understand what's unfolding.
I just know who's doing better.
But Joe Rogan was like,
this guy, the style bender, strikes
at another level than the rest of
the UFC. I was like, all right.
It seems like he does. He outstrikes everyone he
fights. He is the champ,
but god damn.
Terrible to watch. Watching him walk
backwards and slowly.
He owes me like $180 or something.
I don't know what it is now it's it's
several events i paid to watch him fight uh anderson silva for some reason thinking that like
you know why you know what i wanted to see him hurt anderson silva and what we got apparently
he respectfully sparred him he was there like they bowed and got on their knees and made out
at the end of that fight they that was the best part. I'm only
mildly exaggerating what I said.
They got on their knees, put their heads
together and put both hands on
each other's ears and
sobbed and
whispered to one another in the middle of the ring.
I paid
$60 or $65 or some shit
to watch that nonsense.
I do not like him. I hope $60 or $65 or some shit to watch that nonsense. Yeah.
I do not like him.
I hope that he loses. I like
violent champions.
I get that he's selling a fight, but when
they go in there and they're like, I'm going to smash
you. I'm going to kick your ass. I'm going to embarrass
you. Your wife is going to look at you
differently after this fight because
of the way that I maul your face.
The damage that you take from this, you because of the way that i maul your face the the damage
that you take from this you will look at yourself in the mirror until the day you die and remember
when you faced woody's gamer tag and then they go in there and they just walk backwards and slowly
point fight for five yeah fuck oh oh yeah like get the fuck out of here you said you want to
whoop his ass what are you doing it's it's been 20 minutes now and you haven't hit him.
Yes.
I don't like that shit.
I like violent champions and English-speaking champions in that order.
I will take a non-English-speaking violent motherfucker and be happy to watch him.
Like, oh yeah, Olaf's coming out.
He's going to smash him.
But I would prefer that you be able to speak.
Tell me you're going to smash him and then go actually do it.
That's why I like Colby Covington.
You know what else I kind of like?
When you know his game plan, I know his game plan.
His opponent knows his game plan, and no one can stop his game plan.
It could be a wrestler that gets a double leg and just smashes you.
It can be a boxer.
But if everyone is like, watch for Kyle's overhand right.
Watch for Kyle's overhand right.
And it's like, yeah, his last six opponents knew it was coming,
and they're all knocked out.
That's neat to me.
Like, no one can seem to deal with this.
Yeah, I don't like the wrestling, the Dagestani wrestling smash shit
very much at all.
I don't think it's fun to watch.
I like, I don't know.
I like some ground
stuff for sure but i'd like it to be 70 30 stand up i i'm okay i'm fine if it ends on the ground
but let's see what happens with the stand up and then one person has to basically admit that this
isn't going their way and go for a takedown and then let's see how it goes there right like i i
like that i like that kind of fight and it goes up and down and stuff i'm
fine with that but i don't want it to be here comes ball no one can stop him he has the eye
gouging technique and like all of his opponents are blind in the audience well i mean like a
little guy who would literally blind their their opponents i do like john jones because he's awful
he's awful.
He is one of the best villains in sports, maybe.
Dude, for the longest time, he wanted to be the hero,
but he was actually a villain.
And that, like, misrepresentation got a lot of people angry.
But, hey, angry, happy, sad.
It got them watching.
I thought he was doing it on purpose to be like,
no, I'm not the devil.
As a matter of fact, all things i do are through christ i don't think i don't think it was i don't think he's ever playing 3d chess like that
but i do think though is that he he's just inconsistent like sometimes he does
he did get kind of caught out man forget the all chess is 3d chess no it's not it's played on a 2d board isn't 4d chess
4d chess is imaginary they just say that to like that i've said this guy this is kind of like what
we call people who fuck 15 year olds pedophiles no need to you know what i mean like no oppression
comparison no i got it immediately what you meant yeah i really did standard chess and 3d chess involves is that star trek shit that has like
you know uh how wedding cakes are the multi-tiered they do that to the chess board and so they're
like looking at shit going on up here and moving i have seen those boards it looks fine okay that's
nonsense uh okay that's 3d chess and then 4D chess involves some time travel, I guess.
4D chess is you're playing
someone from the past. I don't understand
the fourth dimension that's being displayed here,
unfortunately. I see
up, down. I imagine
I don't understand how that's
4D either.
Well, I mentioned time travel, but I don't know how
they're achieving time travel on this board unless
Maybe it's a joke and I just don't get it.
There's way too many pieces out there.
It's not a good joke.
You know what I bet I could play and enjoy?
3D Connect 4.
Someone needs to invent that.
Ooh, so it'd be like a cube.
Yeah, right?
You could win by connecting in in you know the traditional
diagonals and verticals that we're used to in horizontals but also side by sides i think this
is this is actually a great idea it seems like a fun game because that's the problem with connect
four is that it was just too easy as a kid call it connect five make your own let's go
connect five just get absolutely sued into oblivion by your honor it is connect five
all i see here is that we're one better and they're like you're going to jail like whatever
the fuck would happen oh we were talking about movies like you were given a recommendation
uh there's a netflix movie and it's one of the best Netflix movies I've ever seen.
It's, it's a German movie about world war one.
It's called all quiet on the Western front.
Maybe you've like scrolled past it.
It's tremendous.
It is so fucking good.
It's like following basically like the end stages of the war when they're just pulling
all these super young
german like 18 19 year olds and forcing them into the trenches because that's you know
the writing's on the wall but the kaiser doesn't want to give up and it is like emotional it's it
is fucking good like one of the best war movies i've seen in forever no not no but no but it is like and it's great because like
we've i've said for a while world war one very underdone and this is a really cool representation
of it it really shows the horror of of like gas being used the trenches, that hundreds, that millions of men died over the years
to gain 60 yards in some places.
Just to barely move up and then get pushed back.
Really good. Highly recommend it.
You guys should check it out.
Yeah, I've heard other people say it's good.
I think Mitty watched it.
He said it's dark.
It's very dark.
It's very rough.
He said something about the french being like mean or something i don't know he didn't elaborate very much i don't
like spoilers and he knows that yeah well i know i'm gonna i'm going to watch it i added it to my
yeah it's a war uh i think trenches and bayonets and lots of guttings and disembowelings and i get
that world war one is underrepresented,
but I feel like it's not a very good cinematic war.
Just, oh,
it was tough to live through.
My feet were wet all the
time, and I stayed in the same trench
for ages, and the food was kind of bad.
We've got to have stories, right?
I need a little movement, a little heroism,
a little bravery. 1917, right?
Where he's going to send the message to save all the men.
You've seen that, right?
That's a great movie.
You called it Stories.
What is that show called?
Oh, I meant the movie has to be about a story.
It has to be a narrative.
If it's about the war, that's a documentary.
I get that can be boring.
But if we're talking about one pinpoint time in the war,
I want to see a movie about those British soldiers who dug the tunnels under the Germans,
stuffed them with explosives and would blow up 10,000 Germans at a time.
Like they would they would be entrenched, you know, and they're not like you described.
Yes, they're not moving like you described.
And so the British come up with this this idea.
We're going to tunnel.
So they tunnel the way they dig is so awful.
idea we're gonna tunnel so they tunnel the the way they dig is so awful they're kicking the shovel in and then like taking these these thin long spades of dirt out behind them anyway they tunnel for
months until they have this network of tunnels under the german lines they're not going tunneling
to get there though they're filling them up with explosives and then the day comes when the guy hits that fucking plunger and
they kill like 10 000 germans at once they blow up the entire front line that's some innovation
elon musk would have fought a war like that yes he would have yes he would have he would
and he will he will he will yet south africa will eventually be a superpower if you're looking for
like cinematic like charges and things.
World War I was...
There's a lot of throughout
the trenches, tracking through there.
The way that they fought was literally like
get up there and run towards them.
That's what it was.
Get up there and run towards them.
They're going to be using machine gun.
It would have been
fucking horrible.
It's the overlapping of so many technologies so you have say you have so you have the first uh like like um vehicles motorized vehicles but
you also still have the horse you have bayonet charges you have cavalry charges and now you have
the machine gun you you have these machine guns that can and the gas and the artillery and that stuff had never been.
It's not like it all together.
Like what you're saying.
Barbed wire was a new thing.
It like,
it adds to what you're saying.
Like,
this isn't a spoiler,
but like the first time you see like the French,
I guess like the precursor to the tank,
like the world war one,
like start coming towards like the Germans there.
They don't like,
they're,
they're about to lose the war.
Like they don't really have much in supplies.
They're all like kids now being sucked into it.
Like they literally just they're all just shooting guns at the tank, like like using their bolt actions, like trying to shoot the tank.
There's nothing else because there's like they have no conception of like what the fuck.
Like this is all we have.
Like this is all we can do right now.
And so they're all just like shooting there at the tank, their heads blown off because that's all they like could do yeah it's
an example of them bringing a new weapon to the table that you've never seen before you don't
even have the shield like we often talk about now like oh their shields aren't good enough but they
have shields like everybody's got one of these and everybody's got got one of these regardless
of what time it is but like they come up they came up with a gun all of a sudden they're like oh no wait
bang well that's what the tank was they just started rolling up and everybody's dinging off
of them with those rifles and at first they were coming up with ways to like make the rifles shoot
through the tanks because like you know we've already got rifles we've got bullets what can
we do to that to make it go through the tank so like flipping the bullet backwards to make make an armor piercing around doing all sorts of silly stuff
it pierces better apparently i think they use a different projectile too but i don't know about
that and then the guys in there flipped around but okay the guys in the tanks like like what a
gruesome life that was because you know there's like diesel like going in there they're they're
constantly being gassed like no visibility by their own vehicle yeah they probably most of
them probably ended up suffocating or burning alive because their own thing just got stuck
in the mud it's sketched to be in the tank too like you're in a that's what i mean yeah yeah
well i i know that you meant that but i it's dangerous it sounds like oh it's unpleasant
but you're really safe in there.
I don't know.
Everybody's aiming at you.
They have grenades.
They have some shit you don't like.
Apparently, with those tank crews, if your tank tread broke,
if your tank could no longer move, you were going to die.
There was no chance for you because someone's going to walk up and just wait for you to come out and just shoot you in the head.
We're not coming out.
There's no tactics. They all know you're in there out and just shoot you in the head. We're not coming out. There's no tactics.
They all know you're in there.
You just keep putting grenades under it.
Yeah, you're dead. There's no chance.
I'm sleeping. What a horrible war
to have to fight in. So, so
terrible. I think, but yeah.
Great movie though. Check it out.
What's it called again? All Quiet on the Western Front.
I don't know.
Yeah, I've had that recommended by a couple people i'm
definitely gonna watch it i think you'd really like it i think you'd both like it for some
reason i've been playing a ton of call of duty i can't put my finger on why because i hate it and
i'm so bad i hate it so funny i hate it so much and i'm so bad at it and and like on the show i
think i said good call of duty and what i what i mean is like I'm not good enough at it to call it a bad Call of Duty
but just between us it's a shitty
fucking Call of Duty. It's so
fucking bad.
Other than like I thought you were kind of getting
used to the crappy level up system.
I am and I don't mind
it anymore. I've got that. I don't
like so many other things.
The sniper rifles have always
been kind of overpowered in Infinity
War games, but now with the
weapon modification,
the.50 caliber bolt-action
sniper rifle, you chop the barrel
off. Now there's no barrel.
You take the stock, throw
that away too. Now you've got a pistol,
right? Pistol grip back here,
grip right here, pistol grip
up here. It's's a 50 caliber sniper
rifle it has no barrel it has a laser on it okay it doesn't need a scope so when we're running along
we point the laser and it has perfect accuracy in the center of our screen so we just run along and
go bang bang bang bang bang and he's and we put a special bolt on it so it goes fast so everybody's
just like instant kill click click instant kill click click instant kill so anybody who can click
on like your stomach up just shits on anybody with a machine gun whenever they use it now
fuck no i can't use that thing i can't click on people
i'll just miss you i like it when guns do that.
This one's really good if you're really good. It's not that. I'm really
bad. The average person can use the gun
I'm talking about.
Okay.
Everyone is using it. When you go in a lobby,
there's tons of people sniping and tons of shotguns.
It's not
like the AK-74U isn't crazy
on balance, too. The time to kill
is the problem.
Like everybody dies in about 0.22 seconds, roughly.
Isn't that like what COD 4 and stuff is like or faster than that?
I think that COD 4, the time to kill was longer.
Not only for one thing, I think the time to kill was faster because of connectivity issues and a lot of the bullets not registering.
Because I don't know i just remember lots of like two bursting people and and that gun's supposed to be doing
120 damage without stopping power close range with the full burst so we're doing 240 damage
no some of the bullets aren't connecting and some of them aren't hitting or whatever but it felt
like a longer fight these fights are all just like click click click some like if you're playing
domination i'll jump around a corner,
and I mean I'll jump, so I'm straight flying around,
and it'll just be like, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
God damn it.
I never got to see him.
Who killed me?
I'll probably lose 70% of what I would call gunfights
when we both get to see each other and shoot at each other. I'll lose most of them, I'll probably lose 70% of what I would call gunfights when we both get to see each other and shoot at each other.
I'll lose most of them, I'll admit.
But those aren't the majority of my deaths.
I would say most of my deaths are,
there's just people behind me and air support and everything else.
But I can't win a gunfight to get a streak going.
So it just all compounds itself and becomes a dreadful experience.
Why are you doing this to yourself?
And I think it's the skill-based matchmaking as much as anything.
Oh, yeah.
Because I have to, and I don't know how it works.
I wish someone could explain the algorithm to me and exactly how it works
because then maybe I could game it or avoid it
because is it weighing the strength of my party?
So if I have six guys in my party and they all have,
I don't know if they're using score per minute, kill-death ratio,
like total score, I don't know what metric,
but let's say our metric is high,
and it would be if it uses any of those,
am I now going to have to face the best and the brightest?
Are they going to use the whole party's average,
or are they going to pick the host's average?
It weighs your entire
team score per minute.
Then, oh my
fucking God, you have no idea.
The kill feed is
so fast in our games, it's just constant
with Dirty and Vavity just shitting
on people.
I'm going to ruin the story, but
Kyle's playing Search playing search and he's
shitting on the other team his team is just wrecking them and i guess after a couple rounds
the other team was like can you just send half your guys so we have a chance and i i was inspired
by it i read it to jackie and he was like we sent on to them only dirty. And even Jackie is like, rip and tear.
I love that.
She completes that sentence.
No,
he did.
Yeah.
We just sent dirty and he won the round so quickly that it seemed like an
entire team was killing them.
You've got to stop playing with such ringers then.
Well, now I don't get to play with my friends.
That's a problem.
That's the annoying part of this game.
And so if that's the end result, what are they trying to do
and who are they catering to?
It seems to me they are trying to please and cater to a guy
who doesn't need to be pleased and catered to, the most casual of players who wants to be able to jump on and be like oh
this is kind of fun i'm done like if i i just wish and it's not that i want to pub stump
continuously but but they've set it up so that i can't uh i can't play with my friends at all
because they're so goddamn good yeah that's a shitty skill-based matchmaking was definitely a thing even in cod 4 like if you start a new account and then like everyone you play with
seems to be not prestiged yet sure and if you're 10th prestige then you said you need to get
it just seems different and stronger now uh so one thing they'll do is they'll so i'm at
atlanta and i usually have like 12 to 16 ping if i'm lucky well when once we start
playing we'll get on a roll we'll 10 15 win streak and then all of a sudden the ping is starting to
get ridiculous now it's 30 now it's 40 now it's 50 i think that's what it's doing is it's having
to go further from us and connecting us to people across the country um to find people who are you
know up to our score per minute or whatever combined.
It's like, oh, man, we're really going to have to go.
There's a guy in Milwaukee, I guess.
And oh, yeah, Billy up in Cali.
He could do it.
It's like, why are you finding the who's who?
It's like every time we search for a game, the A-team is being assembled to face us is
what it feels like.
They're like, yeah, ricky from chicago and big
mike from illinois it's it's it's real shitty and uh it makes it like again it makes the game's not
very fun for me but i keep playing it for some reason i guess i want these attachments i just
need a new game when dark tide comes out i'll i probably yeah you'll make that shift quick it has
to be soon it's did you say it was november dark tide yeah yeah 28th i think right yeah that's 20
days from now yeah super soon three weeks three weeks think, right? Yeah, that's 20 days from now.
Yeah.
It'll be here super soon.
Less than three weeks.
I'm excited for that game.
That's going to be a bunch of fun.
Me too.
But we've been gaming a lot.
We've been playing a ton in there,
and those guys are tremendous at the game.
They really are.
What was the other thing I was going to say?
Oh, the party system sucks.
So one of the best things about the old CODs
were you'd get in those lobbies and
people would start inevitably talking shit and like oh yeah stay and they would and you'd have
like rematches and maybe you'd lose the next one you never get that there is so much shit talking
in this game like maybe every cod is like this and i didn't know it i i've been playing cods for a
couple years here but i'll say this. In every lobby
when we can talk to them and search and
destroy between rounds.
Now search has a lot of rounds. You have to
win six.
It can go to
11 rounds of search
and destroy. That's a lot of
shit talking.
It's not even a question
if there's going to be some shit talking and so and so um it's not even a question if there is if if there's going to be
some shit talking because my guys just start off with it for no reason just like it's like you're
ready to get fucked in the ass pussies yeah you bitch and then they'll i don't know find somebody's
name that they want to make fun of or something like like like like good doggy do more like dog
shit fuck you pussy and the guy be like like what what yeah
you and so like every round just um they'll be they'll all be hawking and spitting they'll be
like open your mouth and then the entire team we'll do that to them and then we did that to them like my entire team we're going
and we're spitting on them because we won the round so the next round comes up and we lose
right and so now we can hear them for like 10 seconds when it loads up that and they're all
spitting they're spitting on us now you're saying open, open your mouth, Kyle. And I'm like, it's open.
I'm like, if we're being honest, it's been open.
These guys are carrying me so hard.
I'm trying to find shitty ways to play the game.
So I'm abusing the most abusable things.
The shotguns, the riot shield, the shotguns, the, the, the riot shield,
the,
the melee weapon,
you know,
the knife.
Cause in this game you can,
you can two tap punch somebody,
but if you don't have a blade,
you can't stab.
So a man with a knife can do some serious business.
If he's in a smoky room,
um,
you can really go on a tear with that.
And you run really fast.
Everyone,
everyone knows this,
but you run faster with the knife.
So you're real fast with your knife out,
and everybody else is trotting along to some extent
with ARs and stuff.
It's frustrating the fuck out of me. I'll be playing
tonight if anyone wants to get on.
You're not selling it.
I don't think so. If you're doing bad,
I would be infuriated.
I'm going to wait for the
team fun of Dark Tide. I tell you what, though. I'm going to wait for the team fun of Darktide.
I tell you what, though.
I shoot those UAVs down.
It doesn't even have a chance.
When the enemy brings in a Harrier,
I don't even let it hover yet.
It's flying in fast, and I'm like...
I can hit that thing before it can launch its flares
if I'm fast enough.
I'm taking that air support down because it's all I can hit.
You're a good teammate.
That's what they need.
They need someone watching the skies.
I'll tell you what is fun, though.
And I think anybody would enjoy it.
I think it's made for people who are bad at the game is the invasion mode because you've got 20 people versus 20 people.
And then, I don't know, 100 fucking bots plus tanks.
And the bots are like retarded.
So every now and then you get to feel like you want a really cool gunfight
because you ran into a room and killed four guys.
But they're all bots.
They're all bots.
They're all bots.
They didn't even like turn to look at you.
Yeah.
If you look at their like names, like the players show red and everything else is a bot.
That's a good confidence boost if you've just come from getting, you know, shit on.
Mauled.
Mauled.
Like, seriously, like one of you should hop in there
to see what the gameplay just looks like.
Just watch us streaming the game
because it's so fast.
I watched a good amount during the Hangout.
Oh, okay.
I watched Vavity play.
Vavity is very good.
Vavity is very good.
I don't know who's better, him or Dirty.
There's three guys where I don't know who's the best.
Dirty's a gamer he's not to be like i i feel like i don't think dirty's ever played tarkov but i bet that it wouldn't take long before oh he has well good at it he was
instantly good at it that's what i'm saying yeah that's like like he didn't understand like
i don't know like the movement and stuff quite yet he picked it up in a week but then he was
good like like once he understood the economy and like quite yet. He picked it up in a week, but then he was good. Once he understood the economy
and how to move, he was
instantly better than all of us who've been
playing it for a while at clicking on people anyway.
Better at gunfights. Yeah.
He's good at clicking on things.
That's
basically half of gaming.
Main part.
I might call him out on Minesweeper,
but on shooters,
I know my lane.
Alright, well, that was fun.
Alright, I'm going to go with Tanner.
429. Me too.