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PKN 438. Hey, boys.
How's everyone doing?
Good morning.
I'm speaking to the world at large.
Right, right.
He's referring to the people in Russia.
No, no, no. I'm on the Tarkov schedule.
I go to bed at 10 p.m.
and I get up at 6 a.m.
and I go to work, okay?
I swear to God, every night I'm like,
oh, 10 p.m. it's time to turn in.
Yeah, you're on moscow
time so it is morning i was gonna say it was probably morning in prussia probably close enough
to that i've been uh i don't want to get into tarkov talk but just like a quick aside like i
have been switching my servers to the russian servers to try to like kill some actual russians
fucking them up man they're so bad no wonder they're losing that war over there in ukraine
just yeah their tactics are terrible they're probably cold oh over there in Ukraine. Yeah, their tactics are terrible. They're probably cold.
You can play on a Russian server and not have horrible connection?
It's not great, but it's about sending a message, Taylor.
See, I go to Russia and I extract camp with impact grenades.
You know what would be funny is if your connection was so bad, like you're just feeding loot to Russians.
Like, oh, no, it is Scary American glitching this way.
Oh no.
Oh, that's the guy we call 2000 Ping.
I see it going the other way.
I see Putin withdrawing under Kyle's relentless attacks.
Estimating the Russian Tarkov economy.
Estimating the Russian Tarkov economy.
So last night, NCAA championship between TCU and Georgia,
the two best teams in the country. And, like, I am not a football fan.
And so for news of a real-time game to reach me, it has to be ridiculous.
And TCU lost 7-65 in the championship game.
Could have gone either way.
In the, like, for all the marbles.
And I heard enough about the game leading into it
that, sure, the narrative was like,
TCU, big task here.
But they've shown they belong but they've shown they belong they've shown
they belong and who knows how much of that was trying to get ratings of people like to actually
watch it no no no no it was like fake you can go you can see lots of people pick tcu to cover the
spread and to keep it a tight game what's um um the two is plus 13 13.5. Yeah.
So the guys on ESPN,
I watched, is it Chip Bayless? It's the older gentleman
who used to be blonde. Skip Bayless.
Skip Bayless, thank you.
He's with the large black man who clearly
used to play sports.
I think he's with Shannon Sharp a lot.
There you go. That's the man's name.
And both of them thought it was going to be a close game. That's the man's name. I could, um, and both of them thought
it was going to be a close game. That's what they said the day before. And, um, and man,
it just turned out it wasn't, uh, I watched, I didn't watch the first quarter. Um, I was,
I was in a rate in Tarkov, but, uh, but, but I got off and I watched the last three quarters
and I've obviously caught up with the first part of the game. It was a
real one-sided affair.
It didn't
matter. I don't think they had any success
at all. The one touchdown they had,
if you look, that's just a blown assignment.
It's one of those things where it's like,
what's that guy doing over there all by himself?
No one is
covering Jamie Johnson.
Is he invisible like he was like
it's me he was like waving like a child i'm open i'm open he's in camouflage
i've seen that before the guy blended in with the fucking um paint in the end zone that's a
classic little clip yeah yeah yeah for the return um but but yeah this was crazy one-sided and uh
back to back for the first time um the first time in the playoff system.
You got to go back to like Bama doing it pre- and post-playoff system,
I think, in like 11-12.
And then there's been some championships, some mini-dynasties.
But it looks like Georgia is going to do it again next year.
That's the thing.
Because it's – all right, so last year they lost 15 guys to the NFL,
five more than any other team in NCAA football.
Huge loss on defense.
But the thing is, the guys that are like waiting in the wings,
I saw Shannon Sharp talking about this.
The guys that are waiting in the wings aren't second-string guys.
They're five-star recruits who have a chip on their shoulder because they should have been starting
at any other fucking program in the country but they were told you're not good enough because we
got this guy we got ace hot shot he's gonna win the national title while you sit on the bench and
watch and those guys are the ones who just won this title last year and there's a whole new class
of those guys this year.
So can I interrupt?
If I understand, you think they aren't going to lose a lot of people to the NFL,
but they're ready to reload.
They lost more last year than any other team, like I said.
They lost 15 last year.
Not this current squad.
So what I'm saying is the guys that are waiting in the wings,
the guys that are on the practice squads,
the guys that are second and third string, are not your standard second and third string kind
of guys. They'd be starting anywhere else. So they're mad. They're upset because coaches,
I've been telling them the whole time, and it's part of Kirby's program of a coach at Georgia,
if you look, he's so mean to his players in the media. After the ohio state game he was like well if we're
gonna have a chance the title he's gonna have to play a little better than that i'm gonna tell you
right now because that that just won't do it by the way at the end of that game i think it was like
five or ten plays 70 yards for the touchdown and the lead is what he just had done and then the
coach comes up man that didn't look
good didn't look good the whole year he's mean to them all he's always telling them they're not good
enough and they never will be it works apparently he convinced somehow he convinced the reigning
champions that the fact that the coaches poll had them third going into this season was massive disrespect and that they had to prove a point that this
and all year these guys that it's just been you know what they said about us you remember what
they wrote and it's like yeah they predicted the beginning that you might you'd be in the top three
yeah can you believe it yeah we're gonna show them dude i did see some georgia player being
interviewed like taking that line and it was hysterical because he's like,
yeah, the beginning of the year, they were all saying
we were going to be like seven and five.
Well, look at us now.
And I wanted to be like, no one on the planet said that Georgia
was going seven and five.
One guy did.
Kirby Smart.
Kirby Smart was in the locker room.
You know what they're saying.
Don't even Google it. Don't look for it.
It'll just upset you.
They're saying you're going to go 6-6.
And Steve, they hate your sideburns, Steve.
Everybody's saying it.
They want you to shave them, Steve.
And Bennett, everyone knows you're 31.
Do you know his story?
I didn't know it before so that that guy
couldn't get on the practice squad they were like this is the tv right yeah he couldn't get on the
practice squad much less a scholarship so he went and played in junior college for two years and won
the junior college championship and and he's like hey can i play now, coach? And they said, no, you still can't play.
Now you can be on the practice squad.
And he worked his way up over the last few years.
Over the last decade, yeah.
He's 5'10", 180-something pounds, dude.
Is he really 31?
No, I think he's 25, yeah.
He's a professional collegiate athlete.
He works for Riverboard.
Oh, they get paid now.
They get all that.
Yeah, they're getting paid now.
They're getting that video game money.
They get that video game money.
Oh, yeah.
Help me understand.
Do they really get paid?
Yeah.
I hope they actually made some now.
Not like millions or anything.
They were making the argument today
that he's
the greatest Georgia Bulldog
of all time. In the last
two years, he's lost one game
and it was to Alabama, and then he immediately came back
the next week and beat them, right? For the title
that year.
He's won back-to-back national
titles in which he's the MVP of both those
games. He's won year after year, he's won back-to-back national titles in which he's the MVP of both those games. He's won
year after year. He's won
the game
before and been the MVP in those games as well.
He's the greatest Georgia
Bulldog of all time.
Do you have him next year?
No.
No.
He's going to go to the NFL.
Maybe it's NFL time.
Somebody will have to.
On the back.
It'll be interesting to see where he goes.
You know, because, or if he goes.
You know, he's not your traditional guy.
Like you said, he's 5'10".
Like, pretty much every NFL quarterback,
like they're huge tall guys
because they have to throw over huge tall guys
like yeah is he gonna be is he gonna be the kind of qb that like doesn't hack it in the nfl or do
you not think so do you remember that old qb that was short no i definitely don't have good knowledge
of fury flurry something like that i'm sorry i'm drawing back on like 90s players now but
there was a guy who was short and he won,
he won at the collegiate level and he made it to the pros and they wouldn't play him.
And then like the guy in front of him gets hurt,
he wins and he wins.
And then when the guy gets better,
they demote him again.
And he's like,
what do I have to do?
They traded to another team.
He wins,
he wins.
And then they demote him again.
And it's like,
you know,
I'm getting W's for you.
What is it that you don't like about me?
But yeah, that was his career.
I don't know enough about football to really say,
but what the talking heads were saying was that the modern,
some of the modern systems of, of,
of football might allow him to fit in nicely that,
that last generation was all like the Drew breezes and the,
the Peyton Manning's and the tom brady's
like all those guys i think are six four plus yeah and then they're in foot zero the guy
rothlisberger he's really tall i think so doug flutie flutie is the guy i'm talking about and
i was just looking at best short quarterbacks which is why i have drew breeze in front of me
and he's six oh okay well that's that's surprisingly short yeah
i thought there were most of them are big guys um but yeah i hope this this guy goes on and has a
great career his mother uh was in the crowd they kept cutting to her and she just looks so proud
it was uh it was cool it was it was great to see them win and man they just trounced them like if
you watch the game um it was clear that they didn't have many players that could have started
on george's team and so every assignment was getting blown.
Like there was a,
we've got a receiver who was just eating their lunch.
They're like,
man,
they just can't stop him.
And to be fair,
like he was putting those passes.
Like it was like a video game.
Like,
like I,
I'm not being ridiculous here because they're my team or anything.
Go back and watch one of that YouTube cut down version.
That's 15 minutes long of this game.
He's putting it like here, like in it's like, boop.
They're not reaching out and grabbing these.
He's just putting them right in the bread basket perfectly.
And they're not like wide open.
They're running, leaping, grab, grab.
Sometimes one handed catches in the end zone. He scored so many goddamn touchdowns. I was like, waiting grabs sometimes, one-handed catches into the end zone.
He scored so many goddamn touchdowns.
I was like, wait, was that another one?
He scored like, they were like coming back to back.
They put the second string in with like maybe 12 minutes,
14 minutes to go, most of the third quarter.
And they scored 10.
I mean, they missed the extra point.
That was embarrassing. The commentatorator's like and he missed it
but who cares it was like that it was like um uh whose line is it anyway where the points don't
even matter anymore because it's 60 to 7 turns out georgia's touchdowns could have counted for
one point and they still would have won Mike I saw a stat that Georgia was averaging
a point per snap
has there ever been a game where a football team averaged
per snap they were averaging a point
which is like unbelievable
in the third quarter
it was a third or fourth quarter there's a video i saw of someone just had a plate of chicken wings
and there were a big group of georgia bulldog players just eating chicken wings in the third
quarter and just kind of like taking a bite and like smiling like they're not taking it seriously
anymore because it is 60-7,
and everyone in the stands is pissed off because I think it was that TCE. The worst part is maybe this is me being shitty,
but they shouldn't have scored that.
First of all, they shouldn't have scored that touchdown.
If you go back and watch that, it's one of those things where it's like,
how did he get out there on his own?
It's a blown assignment. That guy's got, how did he get out there on his own? It's a blown assignment.
That guy's got to be frustrated that he didn't make history.
Blanking them out would have been crazy.
And the time we had to kick the field goal, it was also questionable there, too, for some reason.
I can't remember why I thought, like, come on.
They should have went for it there.
Yeah, just go for it.
Yeah, it was an absolute whooping.
I feel like I've gotten this vibe that TCU didn't belong there,
that they suck, that they finally got exposed.
They're the third best team, right?
No.
That's where my head is.
I would say they're probably in the top.
They're definitely top 10 team, probably top seven, six, or five,
but they didn't belong in that game.
They beat Michigan.
They barely beat Michigan.
And look, I know you're going to say Georgia barely,
but the way Georgia came back was like a drive down the field.
It wasn't like, oh, my God, it was a Hail Mary.
And that's kind of how TCU won their game.
It was I think there was a lot of I think a lot of people would argue
that Michigan gave that game away rather than TCU,
like just showing up and and shitting on stuff.
Rankings say next year TCU's 16th.
Well, next year doesn't matter.
The NFL is going to take everybody.
Yeah, they're also looking at who they're losing and stuff.
But I'm just stuck on this year.
They're a little bit better than Michigan, according to the score.
You guys are a little bit better than Ohio State
and a lot better than TCU.
Using MMA math, you guys would have beat Michigan 70-7.
Yeah, probably so, at least 70-7.
Who knows?
Look, I'm so looking forward to next year.
I haven't looked at it yet,
but they said that Georgia's schedule next year is incredibly easy.
They said, and Georgia somehow with an incredible season next year.
Tennessee, the only difficult team on the way.
I don't think they have to play Alabama next year
until the SEC title game.
That's no fun.
They play them in the title game.
It might be easy by Georgia standards, but
someone in the SEC is going to be better
than they think. LSU is going to be
top five.
Who the fuck is in the SEC that's really good?
Missouri.
South Carolina always plays us hard.
It's always...
They'll score some points.
Dude, by UFC scores, Mizzou is squared for a good year
because we're the only team in the last two years
that's almost beat Georgia.
Yeah, yeah, that was...
Well, I wouldn't say almost.
We beat you by double digits, but you beat us by three, right?
I don't remember that.
You guys, we were winning the whole game because everyone,
my friends was like, is Mizzou going to fucking luck out and beat Georgia?
And then they came back and like barely won.
Yeah, look at Georgia's schedule.
This year, who did they play?
I mean, they dominated everyone because it's fucking Georgia,
and they're 15-0.
But against Missouri, Missouri lost 22-26.
Meanwhile, South Carolina, who plays you hard, lost 7-48.
Yeah.
So, Mizzou, that's certainly not a fluke.
That's certainly not never, ever, ever going to happen again.
So, we said the other day, I thought that I had gotten word
or I read that TBS had canceled Dana White's slap show.
I thought.
But then because of contractual obligations, I'm sure Dana White has to post on his Instagram and social media the promos for the slap show coming January 18th to TBS.
And his Instagram is like people like, whoa, bro, too soon.
And like, they're like, are you going to be the main event?
Like over on UFC memes or MMA memes, they've got like him and his wife, you know, standing on the fight card, their weights and like everything.
They're shirtless and like ready to go.
Or Dana White is synonymous with that slap.
Now, I was watching Yellowstone with Jackie like three days ago.
synonymous with that slap now i was watching yellowstone with jackie like three days ago and if you don't know in yellowstone there's a son his name is casey and he's married to this
really beautiful uh savage american anyway she goes to break up a fight amongst middle school
kids and uh it goes wrong and she gets punched in the head she ends up knocked the fuck out skull bleeding they remove a patch
of her skull to release the pressure she loses her memory she's in physical therapy for months
and uh i'm like that bitch cannot take a punch and jackie's like she'd never make it in dana
white's house she did that stupid thing that i hate when i hate seeing like anyone do not just women but
they've run up behind someone's like fucking somebody up you're in a fight and they come up
and like start pulling on your shoulder it's like get the fuck off me and then he comes back and
like knocks her the fuck out and of course she takes it poorly and then everybody scatters
everybody scatters as she hits the ground and her brain starts bleeding yeah yeah that that woman is so incredibly hot she is also um in a little movie
called fuck is it wind river it's the jeremy renner movie where he's uh like he's like um
wildlife enforcement and there's been a murder on the reservation um a young girl's been killed and uh fbi comes in
played by uh um what's the the cute olsen uh uh girl who's in the marvel stuff mary kate ashley
um it's the third one i said that cute one i don't know i need to look at so she shows up um
pretty face mick scarlet witch uh elizabeth olsen shows up and she doesn't know. I need to look her up. So she shows up, pretty face Mick Scarlet Witch.
Elizabeth Olsen shows up,
and she doesn't know what the fuck she's doing
because she's like brand new.
And so Jeremy Renner and her,
both Hawkeye and Scarlet Witch,
go and solve this murder on the reservation.
And it is very gritty, and it is very bloody,
and it has a satisfying ending.
You know when you got a bad guy that you
really want to to get what's coming to him you're just a real bad guy yeah this this show has one
and this movie has one and uh and he gets his comeuppance in the end you're like oh
oh that's rough he deserves it all you watching Yellowstone. Let me do this one.
Jack and I are watching Yellowstone, and we constantly reference Taylor's grandfather.
We were like, they're playing cowboy poker where they sit in the middle and let the bull run at them.
And we're like, that's no way to run a ranch.
Taylor's grandfather would not approve of this.
They need to break a horse.
So they take the worst rider and duct tape his hands and feet to the horse.
And I don't know shit about breaking horses, but I really doubt that's how it's done.
Every time.
No way Taylor's grandfather would approve of it.
He wouldn't.
He likes realistic ranching.
There's this scene where the good guys get beat up in a bar. So they back the truck up and let a bull loose in the bar
and then beat the people up as they leave through the side door.
And again, I don't think Taylor's grandfather would buy that.
No, I love that.
Do you know how expensive bull are?
You don't just waste one.
It could hurt itself in there.
They're not free.
I remember going to like a bull auctioneer block when i was like i
was probably six seven eight years old went with my grandpa because he was looking for another bowl
to buy and like i had not been to one of those before and obviously it's a bunch of old you know
southern guys and they're in their flannel and their overalls and their dip huge amount of dip
spit cups and i remember like hearing the auctioneer in real life
with a hammer like that kind of thing and being like whoa this is like a place of business
because it was but it was like a juxtaposition in my young head of like these are like all the
cowboys i think are so cool and they're like did like like like financially arguing with one another like it
was a weird lens to see like the same exact experience like like we would go when i was a
little boy and like my whole life and and you know we would go and it's kind of a pit like a like an
arena like like it's it's um it's arena seating and obviously there's a pit at the at the bottom
where they the cat the cattle come in one end, like they make it do a bunch of circles so everybody can kind of visually inspect it. And then it runs out the other. And, and yeah, it's a, it has a very specific smell that, that, that, that room does. And, uh, and, and yeah, that clientele, it's all cowboys, old gritty men and they got their dip and they're smoking.
That ties into what I'm I find social hierarchies to be really, really interesting.
Right. You know, you might go into a group where the coolest guy there doesn't have a good body and he's not particularly entertaining, but he's the best surfer on this beach. And everyone treats him like the king of the beach because of that.
I will fat Bob the surfer.
Yeah, I was thinking he was short in that case, but whatever.
Yeah, I was thinking he was short in that case, but whatever.
In any case, back to the auction, I don't know this to be true,
but I suspect there's a very important and critical dress code.
Your pants can't be too new, but they got to be by Levi,
Carhartt, or Wrangler, or whatever it is.
You're wearing a flannel, but your flannel can't look like you bought it today,
and it certainly can't be too worn out. You need to be just right in the uniform and that uniform isn't what you'd
expect it looks like workday lawnmowing clothes to me but to them it's exactly what it's meant to
be they're wearing like a nice carhartt vest if they wear something nice but it does look like
it looks like a realistic carhartt commercial like when those guys give a shit like they're all they
wear carhartt because it's good
shit like they don't wear the stylish carhartt they wear the kind where it's like if i am putting
a fence in and this gets caught it's not gonna tear my clothes apart like it'll just yeah but
on the other hand they wouldn't show up with one that has a big rip in it right like like they're
they're wearing quality functional clothes but i'm i have a hard time not believing that they're not
functional clothes but i'm i have a hard time not believing that they're not wearing a uniform no they're not that's the people that do it that way aren't like those are like those kids at
walmart and they're jacked up trucks right like that's but but the guys in there are like like
they wouldn't care by the way if you what anybody's wearing they don't give a fuck what
somebody's wearing like you come in there in your goddamn business suit and they'd be like that's a
nice suit jim ain't you worried about getting cow shit on them slippers
that's what they'd say um but but they're wearing the carhartt and stuff because
they work with cattle all day and it's like really heavy duty stuff i don't know if you
ever get cow shit on carhartt it comes right out it's carhartt makes good like something i remember
like the hierarchy might have been like i makes good like something i remember like the hierarchy might have
been like i do remember not like this was like the hierarchy of sorts but i remember my grandpa
telling me like you know that failure there he got 4 000 head of cattle right up uh on that
on that ridge up there like and telling me like those kind of things and just being like oh cool
so like that guy's like the cow man like that guy's got 45,000 head of cattle over in this giant area or something.
I mean, not that amount.
That's a huge number.
That guy runs a CAFO in the middle of Missouri.
Have you guys ever driven through horse country in Kentucky?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
If I did, I wasn't paying attention.
So there's a lot of oil money there.
A lot of Saudis have bought up a lot
of property there it's incredibly beautiful well-kept pastures like orchards in them and stuff
and uh they have these multi-million dollar horses and they'll be on like they'll make a heaven for
the horse essentially like like he'll have like hundreds of acres of like pristine land and it's
just him and a couple other dozen dozen animals
and like this orchard you'll drive and drive like why is there nothing in that field because the
fucking saudi owns it he's got 80 million dollars worth of horses out there both of them yeah and
that's their living room that has to be kept pristine for them they have um they have some
crazy auctions up there when those horse auctions and it's like i said like like sometimes it'll be
piss they'll have pissing contests between some like really really wealthy people over those racehorses
and uh i've been told it gets really interesting i've never seen that shit but the the kind that
taylor and i are talking about everybody's trying to buy beef at the lowest price right so no it's
not quite as famous remember the oklahoma guy that had fifteen hundred dollar maybe alligators boots do you remember that
told long-winded stories he was in the um that guy's got those boots were way more expensive
than that he's got he's got multiple um five figure pairs of boots like ten thousand dollar
boots yeah yeah he's got elephant boots and and fucking fucking hippo boots. And he has every animal you can think of exotic and non-exotic.
This is human skin right here.
Horrible boots.
They're really my indoor slippers because human skin sucks.
This one, it's got a mole on it.
It had a tattoo.
Here's a pair of moccasins I made out of Chinaman.
Look at this.
This is my former white supremacist boots I got from a prison.
You can see the swastika.
It's got the swastika.
All fake moccasins are made from real Native American Indians.
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
I like that.
No, he had some really expensive
boots yeah um yeah so anyway i that i just sort of paint that onto like the hierarchy that exists
everywhere every community has a social hierarchy it can be volleyball football players surfers
everybody now man it's just in the farming world like i don't see it at all in my grandparents or
their friends like as far as clothes like it's
not about that or vehicles it's it's yeah the vehicles are very utilitarian also like man they
those old guys um i remember like the the richest guys i knew growing up you know multi-millionaires
with thousands and thousands of acres and and and-trucks and those gigantic grain elevators and shit.
They drove the cheapest Toyota trucks that you could get
and the ones that never would fucking stop running,
and they wouldn't run the air conditioning
because it used more gas.
It was windows down.
This guy owned a quarter-million-dollar combine
when a quarter-million-dollar was a lot of money.
My grandpa did that.
He'd be like, it's so hot.
They didn't have another truck they weren't choosing to ride?
No.
No.
I mean, they've got a truck that can pull 50,000 pounds or whatever.
They've got semi trucks.
But there's no middle ground between Toyota and big boy diesel truck that hauls shit.
Understood. Yeah, I was trying to
make Woody's sense out of that.
Like, oh sure, but that's their
workday truck, that cheesy Toyota.
When they get home and take their wife to the movies,
they grab the King Ranch.
Probably hopping her Buick or something like that.
I don't know what she drove.
I do remember that guy was very, very frugal.
Like, his son
like like like it was dub season let me tell you how frugal this is kind of shitty you know i think
about it it's dub season it's a big deal like like opening day of dub season everybody shows up
it's kind of like you know when a when a game comes out everybody's there for the first couple
days and then it sort of diminishes everybody's there game day, and this guy's dad runs a bird shoe.
He has so much land that people come from where I live now
and pay him $100 each just to go out in the field and find a spot
and put their chair down because there's so many doves there.
His son didn't have enough shotgun shells to hunt.
He had a box, and we were like 14 or 15,
and I was like, he's only got a box of shells.
I was like, yeah, that's all his daddy would let him have, apparently.
GameMate dollars.
But meanwhile, me and my dad had been.
You get 25 shots, enjoy your full day.
Me and my dad had been up every night for the past week.
We've been downstairs hand loading our own
ammunition and we have hundreds of rounds we have belts that carry them when you carry shotgun
shells for hunting you they don't go in like a thing where like each shell is secured really
there's just a pouch on your side full of them there's like that you take the whole box of
shells and dump it in there now there's 25 in the big pouch on your hip and you're just grabbing them and fucking
throwing them in there. You got your shell pocket and your dove pocket.
Why did you make your
own ammo? Did you want it in a particular
way or was it to save money or was it just part
of the experience to
ramp up, spend time with dad?
Better ammo. Way better ammo.
We could make better ammo for way
cheaper than you could
buy it. They didn't really sell exactly what we wanted.
You want your pellets to be of adequate size to kind of one or two tap an enemy.
It's kind of like a video game, right?
You want each pellet that's coming out to be able to do significant damage,
break a wing, cripple the bird, make it fall.
You don't want to like fall. You don't use nine
shot, which is a very tiny pellet.
Each one's very little. The higher the
number, the smaller the projectile.
Seven and a half
shot is perfect for doves.
It's not great for something like a crow that's more
armored.
Are these numbers bird shot or is bird
shot not a number?
These are various birdshots so thank you yeah
yeah yeah so so 7.5 birdshot is uh it's it's a very small bb it's it's impossible for me to
describe these compared to other things because they're all very tiny objects that are only a
little bit smaller than one another but for crows we would run a mixture of five shot a little five
shot a lot of six shot and a little seven and a half shot.
So we got this mixture where, man,
if you hit him in one of those in the middle,
it was going to blow a hole right through him.
That's for ducks and pheasant and geese and stuff.
And then the six shot is kind of what you want.
It's great for a crow,
but there's some seven and a half in there to like fill in the gaps.
Right.
But the main thing was the main thing we were loading
for was because manufacturers don't really make a bird shell that's as heavy duty as we wanted for
crows um in particular crows because we wanted to shoot an ounce and three-eighths of shot which is
a very heavy load coming out of a uh two and three quarters inch uh shell and we wanted to go fast
too and then nobody did that everybody either made
small loads that went fast a tiny amount of shot like seven eighths of an ounce uh dylan hart jr
had a shell it was the fast eights it was seven eighths of an ounce of eight shot going like
1300 feet per second which is pretty fast for a shotgun we wanted an ounce and three eighths
of six shot going 1400 feet per second.
So that lets you shoot a very fast bird without leading it very much.
That lets you shoot birds at further distances.
And when you shoot a bird with that at close range, and when I say close, I mean, you can see his eyes.
He vaporizes almost.
He goes, I'm sure.
Shooting these birds, you don't do anything with the bird when it's a crow or a dove, right?
Sometimes if they're alive.
Well, a dove, you'll eat it.
Well, yeah, but with crows,
we'd interrogate the crows sometimes.
Where are the others?
There was no sexual assault,
and if there was, I won't admit to it.
I specifically remember being four years old
and sitting under that pecan tree with my dad
over in Royston, Georgia,
over by Wildcat Bridge Road. And we're sitting under that pecan tree with my dad over uh in uh royston george over
by wildcat bridge road um and uh we're sitting by that pine tree and when it was down he was
he's wounded and dad's got him and he's tell him to come over here and he goes
he's like shake the bird a little bit and then we're gonna
he's like yeah he's not torturing the bird but he is like come on tell he's not torturing the bird, but he is like, come on, tell him.
He's torturing the bird.
So we start lighting cigarettes, right?
Tell us where they live.
Four-year-old Kyle, where are your other crow friends? Yeah, so yeah, we don't eat the crows, but they're very challenging to kill.
And the thing is, they come to the collar.
They're so intelligent. I feel a little bit
bad about it now, but we
were defending the pecan orchard. That was
the whole reason we were being allowed to be there
and they were a menace. They're a menace. They eat
the pecans. They ruin them. They peck holes in them and shit.
But yeah, but for doves, the same thing.
You know, we wanted really fast
loads that wouldn't bruise us up
too badly, but at the same time would fuck
a bird up.
But loading
was way cheaper too.
I've never
reloaded shotgun shells
before.
It's pretty easy.
Is it that same crimping
thing like the press?
You have a multi-stage loader.
The one I had had six stages.
I had to hand turn it every time to activate each stage.
But you have six shells in there,
and every time you turn it and pull the press,
a different thing is happening to all six of those shells
with six different things that are being pressed down upon them.
It's being, the first shell's being deprimed
and sort of reformed, and then it's being reprimed,
and then it's being powdered, and then it's being packed and shotted, and then it's being reprimed, and then it's being powdered, and then it's being packed and shotted,
and then it's being crimped, and then it's being getting a final crimp and press
and spitting out to the side, and then every time you pull it, that's happening.
Yeah, so every time you get one, Mike.
Yeah, every turn you get one, yeah.
And you've got to be careful, though.
You kill yourself if you're not careful.
Yeah, that is a good incentive to be wary.
Cripple yourself, blind yourself.
Yeah, with shotguns in particular, it's easy to...
With pistols, if you put a double load in a pistol bullet,
a lot of the times you'll notice.
I say a lot of the times because, I don't know,
maybe the stuff I loaded was particularly hot,
but I would have noticed.
With a shotgun shell...
I don't know.
I actually have that backwards. Yeah, it noticed with a shotgun shell. Um, I don't know. I actually have that backwards.
Yeah.
Well it's,
it's with a shotgun shell where you,
you almost always notice,
but one time something happened and we blew a shotgun,
a shotgun up the,
I think the primer wasn't seated.
And,
uh,
when the,
when it,
you know,
semi-automatic shotgun,
when it's cycled,
I think it hit the primer before it was all the way in the barrel.
It was just partially in the barrel and it blew a Remington 1187.
If this is the middle of the gun, it just did that,
and the shot exploded out and shot all over my dad's arm.
You could see where each shot had hit him in the arm.
Oh, my God.
He just dropped the gun.
No, I don't think he bled.
Maybe a little, but there wasn't any very superficial.
That's scary.
Yeah, he threw the thing on the ground.
Fucking shh, what the fuck?
What was that?
From now on, Kyle, we're just going to go to Camilla's.
I mentioned that thing to Remington one time,
and he was like, we would love to have that back.
And I'm like,
nah, it looks real good on my dad's wall.
Your fancy shotgun,
top of the line at the time, just blown to bits
from the inside out.
I think I'll hang on to it in case I need it someday.
They want to recover it
and destroy it.
Why do you think they wanted it
so it didn't... It's bad PR.
They offered to replace that thing many times. Roger that. why do you think they wanted it so it didn't it's it's bad pr they wanted to they are they
offered to replace that thing many times roger that so oh my computer is at the shop now
i you can't see i've been working on this thing so fucking hard look at my floor
bill nye the science guy let's go what a pain in the ass. That sucks, man.
I hate it so much.
I hate it.
Jackie's been great.
She's an angel.
She holds the flashlight for me the whole time I fail to fix it.
And every day I just try another thing.
I go to Twitter.
I ask for help.
Yeah.
And today I tapped out.
I was like, I give up.
I cannot figure this out. Everything.
I, it basically, the symptom, someone out there listening is going to be like,
he's obviously got the fucking pump header on the CPU cooler backwards. And that's the issue. But
the issue is when you press the start button, it doesn't start. And you would think that I didn't
wire the case properly. although I think I did.
And there's also a start button on the motherboard that similarly doesn't start.
So you'd think that it wasn't getting power, except the motherboard has all these RGB lights tied into it and they're lighting.
So it's like pulsing the rainbows, like fading in and out.
And like this thing is clearly getting power.
There are it's a high end motherboard.
It was five hundred dollars. getting power there are it's a high-end motherboard it was 500 i don't approve of 500 motherboards but i wanted to get the same one i replaced so that my life was a little simpler and
i could use it as an example okay so it's a high-end motherboard meaning it has all these
diagnostic lights on it when you don't install the ram properly when you don't install the cpu
power properly and i was able to like remove the ram see the air put the ram back in remove the
air you know not give the cpu the power it needed fix that again then the light goes out and like
all the diagnostic lights are telling me that it's okay but it doesn't respond to the start button
and i just tried everything i could think of and took it to the shop so we'll see how this goes and uh oh and then that's not even the fun
part of the story i called support on before i took it apart i called support i got this computer
i bought it from falcon northwest and when i called support they didn't answer the phone so
i left a message and then i called another time and the message said to send them an email with the issue. So I did that. And they called me back a couple of times. But since then, I had like given up on support and tried to fix it myself. So I wasn't that interested. As I was trying to reinstall the OS, I called them a third time and asked for help because the interface for restoring the operating system wasn't anything I was familiar
with. It was a Linux GUI that I hadn't seen before. And it wasn't even obvious to me that
it was going to install Windows, but I managed to figure that out and get it. But I called for help
along the way and again, got sent to voicemail. Well, the guy called me back yesterday and starts
chastising me for not using their support because as i'm like laying out what i did
that's what you think i'm long past support at this point what i kind of wanted to know is what
options i had going forward like hey i just bought a new 4080 i'm not excited about the idea of buying
a computer with a 4080 in it like can i buy one with no gpu and install it can i ship the cpu out there and
have you guys use it in the build like what are my choices and he chastises me about not waiting
for support to get back to me and have him like diagnose my own problems and he explains to me
that i avoided the warranty as if i didn't know taking the fucking motherboard out of the case
was gonna do that like um and uh and i let him chastise me and I tried to get
answers on what's going forward and chastises me again, a second time. And I don't like this. And
he's saying things to me like, you know, computers are complicated and sometimes they run into
issues. Thank you. Thank you. You're not at all talking down to me, are you? And then like the
third time he chastises me and explains,
you should have called.
You voided your warranty.
We're here for you.
When I get really mad, I make up curse word combinations
that aren't even a thing.
And I'm like, listen to me, you fucking fuck shit.
No, I called him a hecking fuck shit for some reason.
Like, listen to me, you hecking fuck shit.
Just got him all the way right just go full full bore hard r you have a blue shirt on him i was like yo who the fuck are
you to chastise me i didn't ask you to honor the warranty i'm talking to you about buying
options and now you're fucking telling me three different times about the warranty and what i
should have done i did fucking call you you didn't answer the goddamn phone and then you know what i
did i called you again and you still didn't answer the fucking phone you fuck shit this is like how
this is almost word for word how this went and so so I'm like, you know, then I called you a third time and you still didn't answer the phone.
So don't fucking tell me I should have called you when I did call you and you didn't do your fucking job.
You're telling me how you have this stellar support I should have taken advantage of.
I tried and you're shit at your job.
And he's not saying a word as he replied to me.
I went on a little longer, and I hung up on him.
What's the name of the company?
Falcon Northwest Computers?
Yes, or Northwest Falcon.
It's one of those two.
God, let's find out for sure, though.
Some poor roofing company.
That has nothing to do with anything.
We call that number.
This was Falcon Northwest plumbing supply.
We regret to inform you that because of the blast,
we will no longer be able to fill your plumbing needs.
Please pray for mother.
It's Falcon Northwest.
And the URL is falcon-nw.com.
And they're just the fucking word by the way the
computer came to me with with problems like it came to me with internal cables not plugged in
i had to fix it myself uh it came to me that i never did get the fucking fan it has a water
cooled like radiator fan yeah and uh it would always go tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
as it spun around and like there was a few speeds that it would tick at tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick as it spun around.
Like there was a few speeds that it would tick at and I just lived with it.
And it's like, so don't act like you're doing a good job.
You sent me a broken computer that I had to fix myself. It had a fan that was out of alignment that I never did fix.
And you don't pick up your phone the three different times I tried to get to your support.
And now you're acting like I'm the asshole which isn't completely wrong the other thing is like like the money's new like like dude what the
fuck are you talking about i'm here to buy a new one you think i give a shit yeah exactly you know
i'm talking about my options for buying a new computer and you could have worked with me you
could have been like ah yeah yeah yeah you know we got you take that 480 put it in the box it came
in ship it to us and we'll build with it with it. Do you want me to transfer you to
sales?
It's weird that they don't...
He said something similar, but it was
in a condescending way. I can't help you
with that. You would have to talk to sales about
this. I'm still
fucking up. Instead of spotting the
opportunity, yeah, here's a guy who needs a new computer.
Let's grease the skids for him.
Yeah, exactly. He's in the service department being like i really want to buy
a new honda and the guy's like fuck you man you didn't take care of this car look at the brakes
yeah yeah brakes you know this is you can change your oil yeah i really want a new the crv i think
it gets great gas mileage you're burning more oil than gas son like look how you
yeah i brought cash i'm willing to pay over sticker what are you doing get out of here
this kind of works fine if you just have a little gumption this is a really good analogy yeah
and i i just i walked away fear jackie was like i didn't hear his side, but I support you. I don't care.
What's weird to me is I feel like there must be so little margin
in what they're doing that none
of those companies are even making any money unless they
have such huge volume.
They must just not care about each customer.
I got a similar thing from iBuyPower.
I just didn't feel like they valued me as a customer
at all. I'm here to spend
$4,000. You should care.
If you were buying $4,000 worth of anything from me,
I'd be excited to see you.
Are you here to buy $4,000 worth of shit?
Oh, man.
Hello, sir.
But no, over there, they were rude.
I was like, well, I'll just cancel the order then
if you can't help me.
Welcome to iBuyPower.
Fuck you.
I was like, well, I'll just cancel the order then if you can't help me.
Welcome to iBuyPower.
Fuck you.
I was so surprised that they just didn't care.
When I was like, well, if you're going to just delay this for another 10 days because you're refusing to add my address to my order,
then I just want to cancel.
They were like, okay.
They didn't care.
That's when they didn't value my business at all. That's fine like if you're doing so much business that you just don't
care i just need to know that as a consumer coming in that like these people will treat you like
shit like they don't they don't need your money they don't need your uh your business like you
don't want to do business with a company that's so big they don't want you amazon treats you better
than that they really don't need you yeah i was about to use amazon as an example you can like amazon is such a big company that like when i
complain to them and i'm like hey this thing came in the wrong size i needed in this size
and they so punctually are always like we're sorry that happened here you go and i'm like
you know i i can explain further and they're like like, no, it's already at your door, actually.
Like, that's how fucking good they are at it.
Also, we found that guy who stole your last one.
You want to watch a little video of what we did to him?
We don't just have relaxation cells.
Jeff Bezos himself all jacked his all with a baton.
I told you and told you, Mikey.
There's a whole row of crucified
package thieves on every highway.
God damn,
Bezos plays for keeps.
Don't take packages off of
people's doorsteps.
Amazon crucified them all.
Every porch pirate
and their families
and their dogs. It used to like pirate families and their dogs it used to be if i wanted something in solid
i would go see if amazon also sold it because i buy all my stuff through amazon i was kind of loyal
they've lost me now i buy direct i definitely check the competitors i look at other websites
um great places like falcon northwest where the customer is king i mean you're right
yeah but like customer is a king in the middle of a coup we're trying to take you down i agree
with you it's it's it's nice to go straight to consumer as much as you can unless they got some
crazy shipping situation sometimes like i mean now i get my protein powder from derrick but
previously i realized like shucks it's there there's a non-stop 40% off
sale. I think that's just the 40%
Amazon's not taking if I
buy direct from them.
I used to
get mine from a website
that they
would just have a big sale three times a year.
I think I linked you guys. It's that salted caramel
shit. I do
like Derek's stuff, but man, that salted caramel shit like i do i do like derrick's stuff
but man that salted caramel shit was so good and i could it's like i was buying it like 10 pounds
at a time for like a reasonable amount of money protein yeah i think that's like one that i used
it was in a big bag it was in like a big bulk bag like a white bag right yeah yeah yeah they had
like a veterans day sale and it was just oh my god this
is so much better than amazon like i think you might find that every time you go there it's on
sale like they're just a non-stop temporary sale sure sure maybe so um but it was a good deal
nonetheless i'm gonna go right now i think it's on sale i gotta well I mean, it is. Hey, it's January 10th, Woody. It's the January 10th sale.
Yeah.
It's a big day.
It's the 2023 protein-a-thon.
Yeah.
It's on sales event.
It's 30% off right now.
Use code DROP30 for some reason.
I don't know.
But yeah, my experience is it's like the same list price as Amazon, but always 30% off, 40% off if you buy direct.
And yeah, motorcycle parts, I buy a lot of them and I go to places other than Amazon.
Yeah. Really, like a lot of name brand stuff, like check their website first, because so much of that issue with Amazon is like third party sellers who are just like a third party person who owns or leases a subsection of a distribution center somewhere.
And they just kind of tack on 18 percent and then ship it.
And so it's really not not a good deal for PCs in the knife world, which I think this will probably extend to other things,
Amazon's well-known for having fake products.
You know, you get your branded knife that you think is a real Leatherman,
but it's not.
Yeah, lots of those weird electronic products
that aren't from one of your core brands to like something
you've never a flashlight you've never heard of oh this is a flashy light flashlight oh this is
stole me i bet if you bought ray-bans off amazon i think you're rolling the dice as to whether you
get real ray-bans or not yeah i wouldn't buy ray but that's that's what i was saying the other day
um i still haven't replaced mine. I popped the fucking
eyes back in them.
Is it working? Nah, they look like shit.
Whenever something
is scratched, it kind of irks me.
But I just
try not to think about it. But next time
I think about it, I'm going to go
to the local place. I usually just go to an
eyeglass place. If you're prone
to scratching sunglasses, you could consider glass lenses. you're not okay i'm incredibly good that pair i
bought um during my diagnosis of the eye cancer i bought that pair that day because i was in
obviously a place that sold them and i think i'd had a generic pair before them or maybe a different
style and i really liked the way they looked and they weren't cheap. They're a couple hundred dollars,
$300 or something, but I've
had those since then, which was like three and a half, four
years ago and not a single scratch
until that fucking dog chewed them
mercilessly.
Mercilessly he chewed them. I'm like you
now in that my glasses live a pretty easy
life, but when I was a lifeguard on the beach
it was impossible to not scratch
them. There's just sand everywhere.
Every pocket you have is filled with sand.
You gotta give it a go.
I wore a backpack to haul
all my shit, towels and whatever, to the beach.
Every pocket
in there was filled with sand.
Have you seen the Tarkov changes that they made?
The changes to the ammunition
and the scopes
and stuff like that? Very recent. Well, shucks. I know one, the scopes and stuff like that, that very recent.
Um,
well,
shucks.
I know one of the scopes got better and no,
I don't think they have completely changed,
uh,
the escape from Tarkov meta and,
uh,
the,
the way,
the way the game is going to be played from now on,
they have shifted all of the,
of the decent ammo very far to like Peacekeeper 4,
and they've taken it all off the market.
You can't get BP on the market at all anymore.
I don't know how you acquire BP other than found in raid.
You have to go get some.
Can you remind me what BP is, the caliber?
7.62 BP, fully automatic AKMs, the RDs, the mutants.
It kills in two bullets to the chest, regardless of what ammo you have.
It ruins the whole game.
Gone.
M80, the
previous mid-tier, 7.62
by 51 that you'd use in
semi-automatic rifles,
pushed way past
Peacekeeper 3, which I have,
to Peacekeeper 4 now, and now you can only get
a little bit at a time
every few hours.
All the scopes that people like to use,
the Voodoo, the Vortex, the Burris,
all removed
from the...
I think they're still on flea right now,
actually. I saw some earlier,
but I think they're going to be all...
I think they're all coming out. I think you're not going to be able
to put any more on there or something.
I think that the Burris is like a weird uh you trade three kvass for
anyway what they've done is they've pushed all of the decent armor piercing ammo into late game for
most players the average player who plays one to three hours per day i'll say and is somewhat
diligent about doing their tasks that's months it's months like yeah talk
back to that i'm kind of excited about this change one is a guy who started late at least i won't be
bumping into super alphas because they have 30 hours in the game two it there for people don't
play tarkov you almost need to have very good armor or you're going to lose all your PVP.
You can beat AI cause they have shit ammo,
but you need top end armor to survive against the players who have top end
ammo.
If most players don't have top end ammo,
then that means all these armors that seemed useless are back in the game.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um,
it,
it means that they're going to be way more effective it means
that armors that previously might not have been useful will now be so maybe some of the stuff
with arm protection will or stomach protection because so many people are going to have flesh
uh ammunition uh what's the tall one that it covers like almost your nutsack with a t
is it gen 4 i used it on reserve a lot oh it's a it would be an armored rig then then yeah
um there's a tv rig there's like a big one called that yeah um yeah it's it's going to extend the
white uh relevance for a long time like you're going to be able to jump onto the game as a noob
and still do just fine as far as your bullets penetrating and killing people because ps for ammo for the 545 is
incredibly prevalent that's the baby ak's the smaller ak's that'll that'll shoots right through
level three and it deals with level four just fine i've been using that all wiping shitting
on people i've got better ammo now but it's everywhere they buffed 855 that the normal shit you just that just comes
in the m4s um it's decent now it can it can deal with level three armor as well um but but the
recoil on those guns is still shit so i wouldn't use m4 5 5 6 yeah it's awful it's unusable i
didn't know it's been for like three wipes at least at the last time that like the m4 meta was
like four wipes ago and then then vows after that and then it's been then it three wipes at least. The last time, the M4 meta was like four wipes ago
and then VALS after that.
Then it was 7.62 stuff and it still is.
It's Mutant and probably RD.
RD is probably king of the cage right now.
But yeah, it's wild changes.
A lot of people are upset.
It's real bad for the people
who will never get to those ammos legitimately.
They'll play this whole wipe a couple hours a day and they'll never get there they'll never
be able to shoot armor piercing ammunition um i've got it now i like you just got to grind
a lot and know what you're doing and be fairly successful and you can get there but if you just
play an hour or two a day and you're just a casual kind of guy, you'll never get there.
The really, really good players,
one that I'll never be,
it almost seems like the ammo is not that important because they click on faces all the
time.
Yeah, but
it matters to the...
I mean, when everybody gets melted,
that BP just two-tapping people
was a different thing. That felt game-breaking
because the RD in particular particular it's it's the new like um it's a new ak it's a
smaller ak that shoots 762 by 39 very low recoil you can spam it fully automatic with that two tap
killing ammo and and it wasn't even that expensive like they were prevalent i had a stash full of
them by the end of Last Wipe.
It makes the game not too fun to play because everybody's
just turning each other off with the flip of a switch.
Right now, I'll be running and some guy
will go, da-da-da-da-da, and I'll be like,
bop-bop-bop-bop.
I'm behind a tree and I'm
like,
I'm like, oh, it's not over
yet!
Come on!
My mouth guard in.
Like, you've got a chance.
It's fun.
I kind of like when my character's fucked up
and he's coughing the lung up.
I'll be like, you can hear me dying,
you piece of shit. Finish me!
I'm chasing them with one leg
come back you coward
kill me like a man
I've wanted to game lately
but
I mean
that sucks yeah
I'm in the gym I feel good about that
I'm proud of myself
what happened was at the very start of December Jack and I took a long That sucks. Yeah. Yeah. I'm in the gym. I feel good about that. Like I'm proud of myself.
What happened was at the very start of December,
Jackie and I took a long weekend and then I came back and almost immediately took my long trip,
which I got home on the 21st and I came home.
I haven't complained about it,
but I like my floating rib,
like I must've injured that picking up the bike and I had to hurt
elbows.
And like,
I rested on the 22nd.
I rested on the 23rd i rested on the 23rd
even on the 24th i'm like man i don't want to pick anything heavy jackie's like take the year off
just just kick it back until january 1st so i started dieting on like the 28th but i started
lifting on the first so that's good no that's good it can be nice to take a break and feel that burn
again and like
like feel like because the burn kind of reminds you of accomplishment and after a while you don't
get that like like every time from every lip but if you just take like three to five days off
everything gets to really reset and i think some ligaments and connective tissue gets to really
form up nicely and i don't know maybe your brain chemistry reloads so that
it can give you a little more dopamine when you do a good job and they can be good for you take
a little break yeah yeah yeah from time to time just don't let it be a a forever break right never
go back i'm pretty good about that for a couple years now like i i really disappointed in myself
if i'm not working out properly yeah i get bummed
on myself and i'll be like what are you like like having like pep talks with myself like what are
you doing like it's like it's in your basement you what's the excuse oh you wanted to be fat
longer like come on yeah right i'll do that in the mirror and then i get my then i just really
start feeling bad my excuse is, you don't understand.
I just worked a few hours,
two days ago.
I'm just so tired from shitting in my new awesome bathroom.
Have you thought of finishing your,
your,
your basement out a little bit so that maybe you could like hang out down
there?
Like,
like for me,
I would love to,
like,
I think I may,
I might want to do that eventually. Like, like have like a basement gym with like just an app directly attached like
sectional couch and tv and like rug and everything like that could be cool i like that taylor i want
to say there is a couch yeah i i have a well the the unfinished side of my basement which is the
much larger side is just totally unfinished that's the gym. That's probably 1,100 square feet, just all gym and then the hockey area. And then there's a
smaller finished area in a different room that's not attached on the other side of my basement
that has the pool table, TV, sectional, and all that. And that room never gets used, ever. I never
use it. My bigger TV, my 75-inch TV is in my basement, and I have not watched a movie on it in years
because I just like sitting in my main upstairs room
with my mounted 65-inch
because I like the vaulted ceilings in my main room.
I like the skylights in there.
I just like it more.
But if I ever did decide to just pour a bunch of money into a project,
I could see myself wanting a finished gym with like mirrors on the walls and like professional rubber flooring and i've thought
about that before but then like another part of me like i like my my dungeon i like my the concrete
dungeon i like that too but you could do a different dungeon like you could do like a real
understated thing like painting things flat black and gray and stuff and making it kind of grungy, but still like soft around the edges.
Right.
Like kill the spiders.
No, no, no.
I was going the other way.
Right.
Right.
Like scary lights, some fake cobwebs.
Oh, shit.
Scary lights, fake cobwebs.
I mean, the fact that I know I could at any moment be victim to a brown recluse attack
pushes me i gotta finish this setup this is an old bitch look under that thing like i put those
like sticky traps in the unfinished area during the summer to like catch brown recluses and
sometimes i'll go down there and be like oh oh! I have to convince myself, that's all of them!
Glad I got all 38 of them!
Always an even 38!
Are you catching wolf spiders
with your sticky traps?
Not too often.
I've found a few down there,
but for the most part,
it's brown recluses
or just little black house spiders.
We just have a ton of brown recluses. It says recluse on the box it won't catch the uh no no
that snake that i caught three years ago that must have been a brown recluse that's a big one i did
i did catch it you remember that i caught a snake in my basement on a sticky trap and i like
didn't i like used to be alive it was alive because i was in the middle
of working out and i was like absent-mindedly like turning on because it was down near the
it's an l shape my unfinished area there's the gym and like the you know one leg of the l then
the other leg is mostly the hockey area maybe another thing and i was like walking through to
the end of the hockey area which is like the end of the l pulling the last overhead light and i just like heard something and i looked down and there's a live snake
attached to like a glue trap and i didn't know what to do and so i just took a i didn't want to
like torture it or anything i wanted to just kill it real quick and so i took you know the the curve
of a hockey stick i just kind of its head was there and i just put the
curve down here and then went and just crunched just crushed the whole thing right there and then
like i talked about it on on twitter like damn like posted a picture like he's dead now everyone
and someone was like like why didn't you save him and i'm like because he would have torn all his
fucking scales off dude it's a sticky trap it's a it's And I'm like, because he would have torn all his fucking scales off, dude. It's a sticky trap.
It's like a black rat snake.
It would have killed it.
And he's like, yeah, but like a little olive oil and that takes care of it.
And I'm like, well, I didn't know that.
It's like for next time.
But in reality, next time, I'm just not going to share that I killed the snake because I'm not releasing a snake back into my not releasing a snake back into my yard so we can what learn that like that that's an okay thing to do
to come into my house and not even kill brown recluses i think he would have gotten the message
i think he's i think he's a more of a mouse eating he absolutely had got the message
from my approach yeah because i had to clean up a little little blood stain on my hockey area off
the concrete poor little guy yeah poor little guy i didn't want to kill it it was just like a small
black i guess rat snake an eastern black snake yeah not very big pretty small black snake the
rare missouri creature snake the rams missouriement Snake You told the guy
Well I didn't know that
I love it when I have the worst comebacks
Like why did you talk so much shit about me
Well in my defense
I didn't know it would get to you
Well the jerk star is running out of you
That's no big deal
You're the all time best seller
I love that episode
Just seeing George is like,
he gets owned again.
He flew there to Texas, I think.
And brought all those shrimp.
It was so much fun.
I love that show so much.
I don't know if y'all ever played The Last of Us,
but the HBO series is coming out,
and the early reviews say that it is the best TV adaptation
of a video game ever.
They're saying that it stays true to the original
while expanding upon the universe.
And the cast is Pedro Pascal playing the man.
I like that.
He's the guy in everything in HBO now, and I love it.
And the little girl
is the little Mormont girl
from Game of Thrones.
That saucy
little girl.
She looks like the exact
same, but three years older.
Seems like a good actress.
I hope she didn't get typecast. I hope that
that one sassy
role doesn't make her have to
be that forever. You know what I mean?
I bet she could do a lot more than that.
It didn't seem like it in the preview. You should watch the trailer.
It's out now. The series
comes out on the 15th. I'm
actually looking forward to watching it.
I guess, I don't know if it matters, I see
the episode 3 of it's going to be 80 minutes long.
These are long, seemingly
expensive episodes. The previews looked
good. There's monsters and mutants
or whatever and the world's
apocalypse.
Starting the 15th. Could be fun to watch, talk about
on the show. Well, that's a wrap.
It's dinner time. That's a wrap.
It is dinner time. PKN 438.