Painkiller Already - PKN 440

Episode Date: January 25, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 pkn 440 so what is this rick and morty news that you have breaking taylor break breaking news right now so you know the shit with justin roiland with the domestic abuse and all that and you know a couple years ago all of that he's got that wife with the the hearing problem yeah right she's probably up but he has that has. Carry on. All seems real. Yeah, yeah. No talent. That's the right framing. I don't even know what's coming. Basically, Adult Swim came out because I guess Rick and Morty was one of the shows that they were kind of banking on for many more years. I didn't even know this. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:39 But they're in the middle of seven. Apparently, they are signed on to at least, the phrasing from Adult Swim was at least 10 seasons, and they are distancing entirely from Justin Roiland. And so this season, at some point in season seven, Rick's voice and Morty's voice is just going to change to a different guy, and they're going to try and keep the show going without, I guess,
Starting point is 00:01:05 the creator of the show being at all a part of it from the voice to the writing. As if the show hasn't dropped off enough since season three. I think the show is very good still. I think this current season is good and I think last season was pretty great too.
Starting point is 00:01:22 I think you just had like, you caught four bad episodes in a row and you were like fuck this shit i must have a lot of people like it peaked it too am i off target on that because i stopped paying attention i think you'd have to take a poll but okay like i i don't i don't know uh what do we know exactly what he did like they say domestic abuse or domestic whatever the fuck so goddamn vague it's back to when wing sister's pussy smelled and we thought he was a molester for for a month because nobody wanted to come out with it what did he do like did he punch her did he rape her did he beat her to death mercilessly like like does he beat her every week did he hit her once did he date did he pull a dana
Starting point is 00:01:59 white maneuver which is what i call it when you defend yourself as a man the dana white maneuver the self-defense maneuver like i i don't actually know what the domestic violence like i know it was something about injury felony domestic violence that's that's it seems pretty serious um again it's not specific enough for my taste i want to hear like he put his finger in my ear and now I can never hear again or something weird. Like I want to hear exactly what he did. I have something in front of me, but it's not going to make you happy.
Starting point is 00:02:31 It it's felony domestic battery and false imprisonment. And the actual charges in connection with an alleged incident in January, 2020 toward an unnamed woman who was, who he was reportedly dating at the time. Damn. A hearing is scheduled for April of 23. So domestic battery and false imprisonment, as we know, sometimes things like false imprisonment aren't what you expect, right?
Starting point is 00:02:54 You think he knocked her out and threw her in a trunk or something, but it probably wasn't that. Yeah, if you don't let me leave, you're falsely imprisoning me. I mean, right now, this second. How many seconds can you hold me hostage before we count it? One is the answer. Yeah, that's... I'm not sure if that's true, but it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:03:12 It's absolutely true. We'll hold you hostage for a second, and we'll call the police. We won't do that. Exactly. Because you know what would happen. Don't threaten that, because now I really got to hold you hostage. Now I got to kill you. i won't get along with this 25 years um you think i got these chains in my basement on a lark no you're not the first that's really disappointing because i i do really enjoy the show i mean like um i i i do i enjoy the show a lot i thought some of uh this most recent season
Starting point is 00:03:44 was quite good i like the lightsaber episode where he's like, Morty, I don't remember if it was his birthday or Christmas, but he's like, I've done it. Here you go, Morty. And it's a fucking lightsaber. And he's like, oh, thank you so much. He's like, just be careful with it. And he drops it blade down, so it's burrowing
Starting point is 00:04:00 toward the center of the earth. You gotta stop it. I don't know. I like that i like this this hilarious joke this guy did on on twitter after the roiland stuff like dropped it was i was like i laughed today out loud thinking about it he just like posted the graph and he's like i turned myself into a felon morty i'm felon rick i turned myself into a felon morty i had a little too much to drink. Got a little out of hand. I don't know, Rick.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Are you still going to be around? Not looking good, Morty. I think I'm going to jail. I think I'm going to prison, Morty. Prison. They're going to rape me. All those jokes I did. They're getting real.
Starting point is 00:04:37 They're getting real, Morty. I'm nervous about it, Morty. My asshole. I've been joking. The reason I had you put those seeds up there is because mine's supple it's nice it's gonna be ruined by those guys they're scary i'm legitimately disappointed like like there's gonna be no more of that show at its current caliber um i can't watch a show with a different voice that's too jarring once you're used to the voice of a character like imagine so i i actually think i might be different than taylor
Starting point is 00:05:06 in that regard i think there's probably a thousand people including taylor who could swap out and do that voice and i'd be like oh yeah yeah that one's rick i recognize it thank you it's not just the voice it's not just the voice though like if you if you if you started with like how they write and how good they are at that, you take that out of the equation. I don't even understand the writing process and they're clearly masters of it, I think. Was the other guy the main writer
Starting point is 00:05:35 and then he was the main voice guy? It's hard to say what's going on behind the scenes, but they're a dynamic duo and you take one of them away and it's going to fuck everything up. I think you're going to have completely different... If they do continue, which would surprise me, this feels like one of those things where like,
Starting point is 00:05:49 yeah, we're going to continue with a new actor. And then tomorrow they're like, you know what? That didn't seem like, that didn't go over well. Yeah, people didn't like that idea. And everyone disliked that. Yeah, and everyone disliked that. You know what? How about, hey, Adult Swim, giving out ideas for free.
Starting point is 00:06:02 I don't think Mike Judge is busy. Oh. Mike Judge is busy. Mike Judge, get him making King of the Hill again. Well, it turns out he is busy because Fox hired him to make King of the Hill again. They missed their window. They missed their window. Adult Swim did it. I thought you'd be happy to hear that. I thought no. I thought you were like Mike Judge's representative.
Starting point is 00:06:26 They missed their window. He doesn't want them anymore. Me and Mike have been talking. We're going big time. I'm going to keep DMing you on Twitter until you respond to me, Mike Judge. I love King of the Hill. I'm excited to see what they do. Hopefully, they keep it true to form because it's such a slice of life show
Starting point is 00:06:46 that they could jump right back into it, keep it in that same era, run with it. It would work great. Yeah, it's kind of timeless. A lot of it is. I really hope they don't try to jump into the 21st century with a bunch of Gen Z shit. I hope Bobby's not like, I don't know, doing annoying Gen Z things and then Hank's reacting
Starting point is 00:07:02 to them. We did that in the 90s and it was funny. Come on, it's been two or three decades now. Let's not do that again. It's the same show. Bring Luann back from the dead. Bring her boyfriend back too. I don't care. Rebuild the Ultramar. Get Chuck Mangione back. Chuck Mangione,
Starting point is 00:07:18 he can come back too. I don't care. All the dead people. I don't want to be extreme, but if Bobby does a TikTok, I'm going to kill myself. I'm glad you weren't being extreme. people yeah but i mean i don't want to like be extreme but if bobby does like a tiktok i'm gonna kill myself yeah i'm glad you weren't being extreme no i'm glad you're called tiktok like if that if that's an episode just like but you're enough as clear as it is hang on that's a good episode because you know what would happen all of hank's friends would get into it while he was trying to rail against it but they'd be into it for different things right
Starting point is 00:07:49 like like like bill would be into some sort of like asian woman with giant feet he'd be getting catfished yeah he'd be catfishing his life savings sent away to thailand um dale would be all into conspiracy theories on tiktok it's the chinese that's too obvious it'd be something crazier than that um and then and then i wish they would like they revealed at the government's been telling us that china's bad but this is the funniest app i've ever seen how could the chinese why would they entertain us hank for last time dale i don't fucking care i want to see some uh some boomhauer texas rangers stuff i would watch that show right now he's getting pussy off of tiktok he's just slaying on it that's what he would do maybe well that's his uh i'm legitimately sorry sad about that whole uh rick and morty
Starting point is 00:08:37 thing i was hoping that was going to come out to be like no big deal like it was going to be like um you know like i i don't know whatever it wasn't going to be a big deal and it was going to be like um you know like i don't know whatever so it wasn't going to be a big deal and he was going to get to keep making the show yeah i think i'm pretty sure that body cam footage exists although i haven't seen it i don't know i think i read that and uh he's still pleading not guilty like they offered him a plea deal and he's not taking it so well i doubt there's body cam footage of him hitting her there's probably body cam footage of them showing up to his house and arresting him. I would think so, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:07 But who knows how well he behaved he was after that. Maybe they were having sex, and they get down like Wings of Redemption with the whole GoPro on the head and everything. That's the body cam in question. That is the footage we need to see. Not the footage we deserve. I want to see the Wings footage. The footage we need. Fuck the Biden tapes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who cares about those? the footage we deserve i want to see the wings footage footage we need i want it in the biden
Starting point is 00:09:25 tapes yeah yeah yeah who cares about those if a biden sex tape leafed it'd be like oh i'll take your word for it for hard at 80 yeah same same with like trump if they're like here's a picture of trump showering it'd be like oh there's no way it's good like it's just a hefty bag full of mayonnaise he's getting clean that's all that matters he takes off the fat suit he's actually jacked i heard there was a i would love that if he if he did like a reveal like right as he was actually announcing his campaign that would that'd be pretty stellar so believe me i've been watching youtube i've had a lot of time a lot of time believe me there's this fellow derrick more
Starting point is 00:10:13 plates more dates more plates more dates.com actually and derrick's there with him yeah derrick's there with them i am super physiological he rips his jacket derrick's got the hat on he's got a he's actually from Canada I don't give a fuck this time a doctor actually this time a doctor actually does come out and is like it's true he's the fittest 80 year old I've ever seen
Starting point is 00:10:35 it's bar none I don't know what they're putting in that man no hormones I heard there was a shooting in Cali yesterday. California. I don't know if I topped over Cali. Somebody said he had killed
Starting point is 00:10:51 a dozen people and then was still at large. Oh my god. Which is a fun phrase, right? At large. Yeah, it means he's still out there shooting. It means he's erect. Does that mean he's hard? He's just he's hard? He's just a hard shooter?
Starting point is 00:11:07 That's how much he likes being a murderer? He's been excited ever since the murders. He's killed 18 so far, they say. Oh my god. I mean Zach, as he types to me right now. 18? So they didn't catch the guy, and it's the same dude
Starting point is 00:11:23 they think? Is that right, Kyle? A 67-year-old suspect in North California, likely. Wow. 67. He's had enough, huh? Workplace violence. I bet his co-workers are bullies. I bet they're agents.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I bet they're trying to push him out of the deli, telling him, you know, we don't put that many slices of salami on. He's like, in my day, we gave a man a decent meal for a decent wage and then he just had enough after a while came to school with it not school but subway there came to school seven year old it's usually a school shooting it's weird that they shot something else up this time yeah are you well i mean i was going to say theater but that hasn't happened in a very long time and it was kind of a one-time thing that if I once, maybe twice that with the orange hair, you know, you don't hear about that much. Do you like I didn't know this until like way after the fact. You remember that? Obviously, the Joker shooter and everyone was like he was inspired by the Joker. And like that dude with his pink hair, like asked about it.
Starting point is 00:12:22 He's like inspired by the joke. But no, no. He's like, no, I'm just a crazy person. This has been my hairstyle since the late 90s. Well, that's good. I'm scanning this article that's Accent, but it says they're about to charge him and that
Starting point is 00:12:42 he turned himself in or something. Yeah, yeah. Oh, well, there you go. Oh, he turned himself in. I'm just not 100% sure of the timeline. Did they let him go and he shot more people? I'm trying to figure out what happened, but all I'm finding is a lot of people fighting about gun laws.
Starting point is 00:12:58 I'm sure they'll get to the bottom of it and come to a... Yeah, they'll sort it out. They're so close. They've almost got a few more tweets and we'll be there man a few more people histrionically freaking out on Twitter and we'll be there
Starting point is 00:13:11 Gavin Newsom called the second amendment a suicide pact he's the governor of California what a fucking retard it's a suicide pact what are you talking about dumbass get fucked we should have let the Japs have them I think it's not too late it's not too late It's a short side fact. What are you talking about, dumbass? Get fucked. We should have let the Japs have them.
Starting point is 00:13:27 I think it's not too late. It's not too late. Just give them LA. The Mexicans already have clam over Los Angeles. Well, then it's up to the Japanese and the Mexicans to duke it out. Duke it out. Who would win?
Starting point is 00:13:41 Japan would win. 1000%. They have robots. The cartel. Japan would win. 1,000%. They have robots. The cartel's scary, though. You can't behead a robot. You can't torture a robot. You can behead a robot, sure. You can, but it's not like...
Starting point is 00:13:54 They don't have heads. They do. I saw a robot just recently, and he didn't backflip. That's just because a human put a head on it. If a robot had its way, it would have no head. Well, still, it had a head on it was it a japanese robot because if you're talking about some european robot and and injecting it into our little conversation here then you're just being i don't know what you're mostly right because i think it
Starting point is 00:14:16 was a boston dynamics robot god damn you if it's a european robot that boston dynamics robot that boston dynamics robot is this fucking close to being a problem for us all do you see the newest demonstration taylor was it at a job site kind of like a manufactured job site yeah it was the spin move plus the throw that like that's the move it's carrying something fairly heavy who knows 25 to 50 pounds whatever and it like did a jumping spin and then threw it up onto something accurately and then landed because he was jumping up onto something or from one thing to another and they continue i say he i don't know why i'm making it a dude
Starting point is 00:14:54 and uh it was it was very scary it seemed like it was one step away that not even a step. They just need to be like, hey, give it a gun. All right, now send it after them. Which ones? All of them. Oh, it can already do that for sure. There's no way that they started out like, you know, teaching it how to throw boards to a laborer. Maybe they could use that Tesla software that always hits children. They could put that in the robot,
Starting point is 00:15:23 and then the robot would be more lethal now. I'd be able to find the people and take them out. That's a good idea. The robot on a job site was interesting to me because I've seen the robot do dances. I've seen it jump from platform to platform and I'm always like, yeah, and? But it handing what I think was a bag of tools to a laborer
Starting point is 00:15:42 and was like, whoa, suddenly it's good at something. Suddenly it has value. You know the beginnings of those movies? I think it was a bag of tools to a laborer. It was like, whoa, suddenly it's good at something. Suddenly it has value. You know the beginnings of those movies? Shingles to roofers? Like, shingles up to roofers and stuff like that? Every time, like, in a robot movie where, like, the robots get too advanced, they always, like, start with, like, a montage of, like, the good times.
Starting point is 00:16:01 And we're in the good times of the robots, where it'd be like the old timey almost fallout, you know, rewind this 80 years, where it'd be like, before they almost fallout, you know, rewind this 80 years or it'd be like before the robot, women were forced to do their own clothes in the yard. Now we have nothing but leisure time as we enjoy our sports in our segregated neighborhoods. And then like, then it would like cut to like, you know,
Starting point is 00:16:19 smash cut to modern day. And it shows like the former, like kind soccer playing robot holding a child's head stepping on the human skull as it walks around pan up and it so yes long answer japan that's that's the beginning of terminator have you seen the tesla robots and it's ai uh-uh have they tried what are they promising it is so awful i'm surprised they held an event for it so the first year they come out and they're like these are our robots and it's clearly a joke it's just people dancing in robot costumes
Starting point is 00:16:51 and it's like all right all right you don't have robots i get it next year they're like hey i want to set some expectations here compared to last year where we just had people dancing in robot costumes. These are actual robots. Okay, cool. They come out. They slowly take three steps over the course of a minute and then stand on one foot. You're like, the fuck? I just saw the Boston Dynamics robot do
Starting point is 00:17:18 flips and shit from platform to platform. For a while. To stand on one foot as a robot did not impress me in the slightest and it was so horrific that i was surprised they showed it in public yeah i mean with you you're right the boston dynamics year one though really set them up it wasn't it does like a whole somersault now it does that spinny cartwheel flip thing that you only see cool kids and skateboards do. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:47 I don't I don't know. I don't know what that maneuver is called. Those things are scary. Like I could Terminator was always so far away. Like it seemed like such legitimate science fiction the same way Star Trek does flying so fast and beaming stuff up. But I wonder, like, why can't they just take that robot, that one in particular, and slow it down? It's not going to be agile anymore.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Now it's just going to walk steadily forward. But why can't a person be controlling it and give it a gun? And give it a speaker? Is that still a robot or an automaton? I don't know what an automaton is. Yeah, you can't just make up words. I don't know what the definition of is yeah you can't just make up words I don't know what the definition of a
Starting point is 00:18:26 is like is it humans controlling it like a robot that a human's like like a mech suit kind of thing well he's not wearing it that's a that causes all kinds of problems well no you wouldn't actually wear it like Power Rangers style he'd be fucking in a he'd be sitting right here like me playing Tarkov
Starting point is 00:18:42 like that's who you'd recruit from by the way you pick Tarkov players they's who you'd recruit from, by the way. You pick Tarkov players. They have no souls left. You think so? When the robot steps on a baby skull, they just go, pity, and keep going. They know they've got to do something. These graphics rock. Baby skulls hold on poorly against my ceramite.
Starting point is 00:19:04 They just let the nerds put their own Warhammer emblems on it. Just let them get excited about it. If for some reason it makes them more ruthless out there, let them put their gay little emblems on it. I see robots in humanoid form and think, oh, these aren't the serious ones. Maybe I'll be wrong someday. Maybe they'll be generalist robots that work as maids
Starting point is 00:19:22 and do your laundry and shit like that. But mostly like real. If I were to build a war robot, I don't think I'd base it on humans walking. That seems kind of tipsy and fragile. I'd want a little tank type thing like it was a modern warfare kill streak. Have you seen those dogs? I think the reason I think the reason why like a bipedal human like thing is so good or would be so good. Not from a design standpoint.
Starting point is 00:19:45 You're absolutely right there. The way we walk is like... We don't know how to do it at first. It takes us years to sort it out. Some of us still don't really. Most people don't know how to run. I don't. I don't know how to run. Not the right way. Come on. Taylor, you know how to run?
Starting point is 00:20:03 Or are you laughing at the dog? I was laughing at a combination of looking at the dog i've just found and you going i don't know how to run i know you think you know how to run but what you're doing is moving fast like an approximator run i i'm a flat-footed idiot when i run i'm just i clawed around i look like i'm just uh just an idiot i'm not very quick very dangerous other short distances but um but like our world like maybe the world that they'd be fighting in if they were in an urban environment is made for people right like like doorways and stairs and stuff like like aren't conducive to like wheels and big boxy wide shapes like you need something kind of i'm not saying you need something but
Starting point is 00:20:46 if we're making a kill bot that's going to go into a building and get people and leave the building standing because if we could have just dropped it we would have done that already we figured that out forever ago then our kill bot needs to be able to walk upstairs turn doorknobs or kick doors in i guess maybe and wield regular weapons. So that sounds like a Terminator to me. Yeah. Did you see this? I just linked. Look at this dog. You don't want to have to invent a new weapon
Starting point is 00:21:14 that's back. Oh, shit. I didn't realize the dog was going to have a machine gun. What is that? Wait, is that a rotary? It's a robot dog with a gun on a turret. Sword. Wait, why that a rotary? It's a robot dog with a gun on a turret. Sword. Wait, why does it say sword?
Starting point is 00:21:29 Why did they pick that acronym? That's science fiction. Is this real? Sword is a fucking acronym from science fiction. Oh, well, then I'm sure it's the exact same. Is that from the movie Screamers? Looks like sword is a company. Sword International and Ghost Robotics are the companies that worked, I guess, together to make this murder hound.
Starting point is 00:21:50 SWORD is from science fiction, I swear to God. It's an acronym for a killer robot in a sci-fi movie. I'm almost a thousand percent sure. There was this movie called Screamers with Peter Weller about a sci-fi planet they're where the war this war has been going on for so long that it's devolved to the point where the robots just kind of fight each other and And they were that robots were constantly evolving and repairing and making new versions of each other. This is terrifying I'd like I need to see it move though Because when you see one of these move if it like moves like really like well like if it's agile
Starting point is 00:22:23 It's scary as fuck right but if it's like all stiff and you're like dude i would peek out the doorway see that thing laugh at my friends and then peek back around and shoot it with our anti-robot microwave beam no it'll fuck you up i saw a video maybe it's a different robot dog but like it was surprising at how deft it is. And as I was watching, I'm like, this thing doesn't get tired. It has no sense of, of like quit. It's just a machine that will not stop until you're captured. Like,
Starting point is 00:22:55 can you haven't seen Terminator? I'm going to be doing no knock warrants soon. I have not. I have seen Terminator one. Yeah. Yeah. Remember Kyle Reese's like speech to Sarah Connor at the beginning and like, like it doesn't get tired.
Starting point is 00:23:06 That's for sorry. This felt pity. You know, the whole thing. It's that same feel. Yeah. Yeah. I need to watch Terminator 2.
Starting point is 00:23:14 You've said things about it. It's the superior Terminator. And one of the interesting things going into that, no one knew that Arnold was going to be the good guy, like in the promo material. So you had to get to the movie theater and it was probably spoiled. And it's often discussed on like Redditdit boards where they're like hey what was the fan reception when arnold turned out to be the good guy did people know going in um so i have no idea if
Starting point is 00:23:34 they did or not but um that's my favorite terminator movie by far it's it was a big part of my childhood watched a ton of times i know pretty, pretty much beat for beat. How did they jump the motorcycle? Was that real? Did a stuntman actually jump a motorcycle into that? I think it's called a river, but the canal, maybe what were those in LA where they've got the, we've got like concrete dry things that are rivers occasionally.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Yeah. I think of them as canals or something or make anyway, reservoir. That's what the, I think that's what they call them, maybe. Anyway, yeah, that's a real jump. If you look, you can see that ain't Arnold.
Starting point is 00:24:11 I think it's even a man wearing an Arnold mask, too. Really? He looks kind of funky. They gave him a beefed up jaw and spiked his hair up like Arnold's a little and then slapped him on the ass and said go for it bill and and he hits that jump in a fucking harley like like that bike is not for that it's a spillway thanks zach um yeah
Starting point is 00:24:38 that's a wild ass jump he makes and it's right at the beginning of the movie they're just kicking things off with that um yeah that's that's one of my more impressive. One of the stunts that impressed me more. I saw Tom Cruise, I think six times in a day, jump a motorcycle off like a ski jump. And then he does a base jumping parachute and sort of flies to the ground. That's less impressive than landing that Harley jump in my eyes. Oh, for sure.
Starting point is 00:25:02 It's the landing. It's the landing of it. Like if you're jumping off, first of all, you got safety equipment, so I don't care what you do. Nothing scary once you got the safety equipment. I mean a little bit right, but not like it's a real base jump though. Tom cruises.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Yeah. Have you seen the guy who jumped the sand dunes and then launches a parachute for I think for him and his bike no this guy's in glamis just like a dude with balls he jumps his dirt bike i don't know oh 200 feet in the air and i'm like what is the second half of this plan he pulls a parachute he floats down i think he had another shoot for his bike and they both land softly that i might have seen that because i do remember seeing one where the guy makes a jump
Starting point is 00:25:51 and you're like wait did this go right or wrong i don't know how does he get out of this wait wait wait wait and then he like pulls the shooter oh okay you fucking should have told me that from the beginning that's better not know that's how robbie kenevil should have gone out not like a pussy with that pancreatic cancer exactly don't don't expect who loses a fight to cancer i mean who allows the fight to go to the end
Starting point is 00:26:14 with cancer who allows cancer on the on the once cancer's on the fucking beaches we've waited too long we've we've sat for too long and let cancer approach for for too long. We've sat for too long and let cancer approach for too long. They're here. He's here.
Starting point is 00:26:28 We had our chance to go out and have a good time one night or whatever we wanted to do before the end. And as we know, basal cell carcinoma, pancreatic cancer. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Different people say different ones are harder. I don't remember which one. Which one is like the one with the 0% five-year survivability rate yeah it's a coin flip really oh that's i think that's pancreatic cancer it's coin flip it's coin flip it seems so weird because
Starting point is 00:26:57 like i feel like it's kind of well understood like pancreatic cancer is like the deadliest kind i'm just googling it doesn't seem like it would be i'm not on the cancer boards a lot i'm not a big cancer fan so i was unaware that that was the the leader these days it's not though what's i guess when can i guess the most deadly cancer the one that like kills the most people is it is it stomach cancer that's not on my list unless it's called something else but uh lung and bronchus is it kills the most people oh oh is that number of people or by like rate uh it's by percent and and i so i think that's still another way to say number of people i want to know deadliest cancer
Starting point is 00:27:39 that's what actually what i least survivable cancer. That might be better. Ooh, wait a minute. Taylor might be right, because this one I'm scanning. Highest cancer mortality. Yeah, that'd be the kind of thing I'm looking for. The most mobile cancer would be like, it has the fastest 40 time. Who can put up the 225 the most in the combine, in the cancer combine.
Starting point is 00:28:07 I don't know what I was going for there. Yeah. But in the cancer combine, you know, pancreatic is making the team, you know? Well, Hey,
Starting point is 00:28:16 you know, it's, I say can't pancreatic cancers had its day in the, in the sun. And it's, it's on the outs. I think that the, the bowel,
Starting point is 00:28:24 the bowel is where cancer lives these days. And the bowel is on the outs. I think that the, the bowel, the bowel is where cancer lives these days. And the bowel is on the rise, just like, uh, just like the sec, the bowel is a rough place. Okay. You compete in the lower intestine. You're gonna, you're gonna play a heartier, tougher brand of football and cancer. So I think all of the, the butthole cancers combined as they should be should be, the embarrassing cancers, should, you know, they'll take pancreatic cancer out in the fall. I'm sure of it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:52 They can probably. How much longer till we can grow new organs for non-billionaires? How long do you think? We've been doing that for a long time. See, what you want is a fine, healthy Chinaman. Yeah. You just keep them in that v is a fine, healthy Chinaman. Yeah. I just keep them in that. There's do.
Starting point is 00:29:08 I bet they keep people in vats and grow them. I bet, I bet, I bet Jeff Bezos has a vat person of him, like a clone. And like, if he needs anything, they're going in that vat and they're getting it out.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Yeah. Every time he like starts to gain weight, he just shifts into the next unfortunate souls, slightly more jacked body. Holy shit. And then they bring him back. That implies a bit of necromancy is taking place. I like it.
Starting point is 00:29:32 Not quite necromancy. He's like Mr. Burns. He's allowed to almost die and then brought back from the brink. What branch of magic is that? Is that transmutation? Something powerful. Something that even the Pope would have trouble summoning. what branch of magic is that? Is that, um, transmutation, something powerful, something that like even the Pope would have trouble summoning. Even the Pope would have trouble summoning.
Starting point is 00:29:52 I mean, the Pope is one of the most powerful magicians in the world. And I, have you heard of the, the tales of the things that are kept in, uh, the, the vaults there at the,
Starting point is 00:30:02 uh, on quiet nights, you can hear them. What's the Pope's castle called? The Vatican? The Vatican, yes. Up in the Pope's castle, they have these vaults where they keep all sorts of relics and items that have been deemed
Starting point is 00:30:15 not worthy of public viewership. Too holy. Too holy, or perhaps too unholy. Maybe they've got that spear that they use to pierce the ribs of Christ. The spear of destiny that Hitler
Starting point is 00:30:31 searched so much for in the mountains of Bavaria. What? The Lost Ark? The Crystal Skull? A cursory Google search will prove that all I say is true. Making this up. But the thought of hitler like yes a war on two fronts but says the magic spear taylor taylor you just made it sound like the war on two fronts would would make it less likely that
Starting point is 00:30:59 he would search for something called the spear of destiny he was on he was fighting a war on two fronts and it wasn't going well, and he was like, you gotta find me something. Alright, y'all work on the Wonder Weapons, Gerbils, into the hills. That's what they call them, the Wonder Weapons. They had the jet
Starting point is 00:31:17 plane, and all the V2 rocketry, and all those other crazy things that they were coming up with. Sir, it's some sort of thunder gun. We're not sure what to do to deal with it. They just blasted everything down. This motherfucker has trained his kiting for years.
Starting point is 00:31:37 My marines are getting drug right through those fire traps every time. And he keeps repack a punch in his second gun even though it's clearly unfair. That's true, though. He was searching for the Spear of Destiny.
Starting point is 00:31:55 But there's a lot of relics like that. I think the Shroud of Turin is somewhere else. The supposed wrapping of Jesus Christ. The Shroud of Turin is Turin the same stuff that gives you energy in a monster?
Starting point is 00:32:10 That's Taurine I was close The Shroud of Taurine It's just a big bull cloak with a head and hop on a dirt bike and a base jumping rig and go that's what the Kyle of Kyles would wear
Starting point is 00:32:28 he'd wear the shroud of taurine because he'd like he'd bested the bull of monster energy or whatever Jesus Christ no that's true but the spirit of destiny though I want to know what's in that
Starting point is 00:32:43 I watched this whole thing the other day about what might be in those vaults, because the vaults are real. What's in there is just conjecture. I was really hoping this guy was going to have some... Well, in the 1940s, they allowed historian Sir
Starting point is 00:32:59 William Jeff... He saw this, and he said he saw that. They don't have any of that. They're just like some say they have a device that allows them to peer back in time to any point in history. I'm like, who says that? Well, like, um, it's just it was all bullshit. And it ended up being like, man, I think I think this is probably made by the Catholic Church. This YouTube video just to just to distract me from the pedophilia, the rampant pedophilia. I doubt
Starting point is 00:33:28 they have any vaults. And if they do, there are children in them and pictures of children. I bet they've got cool Holy Grail-style stuff. But I mean, all it would take is just the Pope controlling the weather for a moment just to show
Starting point is 00:33:44 that he's the real deal. Oh, sure. Yeah. I'd be there. I like, I don't know if they'll let, I don't know if they'll let me go.
Starting point is 00:33:50 Tom Cruise could control the weather for even a minute. I'd be like, worship. How do I get into Scientology? How do I get in the mix here? Because clearly Tom has been imbued with Holy power. Yeah. Like,
Starting point is 00:34:01 like no, all jokes aside, like, like if, if Tom Cruise came out and he like parted the atlantic ocean real quick for me um and was like come on guys let's go all of us we're going over there to atlantis i've just uncovered it with my god staff my xenu staff and be like damn he was right the whole time i hope he doesn't hear all that stuff i said about him because i'm gonna fall down on
Starting point is 00:34:20 my knees and worship tom cruise because he just farted an ozone. Take out the episodes. Take out the episodes. What if I controlled the weather through science, though? Like I seeded clouds and made it rain. Would I get your level? No, it'd have to be magic. Of course not. Well, I mean, cloud seeding is a real thing.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Like I'm not impressed. I don't worship the U.S. government. I just do whatever they say and give them and pay tithe to them and, you know, obey their holidays. And I, all right, I worship the U S government, but it is a resisting worship,
Starting point is 00:34:52 you know, it's like, Oh, it's kind of a, why I ought to worship. Yeah. Yeah. Have you guys been watching Yellowstone?
Starting point is 00:35:00 Is anyone else keeping up with this? I let it build and then I'll go back to it later. I finished what's available on Yellowstone and i'm on 1883 now and that's the little girl one right or is that the um harrison ford one it's the little girl one although i'm not positive like i i expected dad to be the major plot point and every time the girl gets all this attention i'm like wait who is this about is she the center of the show you think a thousand percent so what you shouldn't maybe you don't recognize that that's uh faith hill and tim mcgraw the country music musicians um they are mom and dad they're just in there to like fulfill some contract or something they It's the girl's show. It's all about the girl. It's about her becoming a woman and
Starting point is 00:35:48 being a boss bitch. Have you seen the show? Oh, yeah. Okay. I don't think she gets more airtime than Dad does. She's the driving force. She is why we do everything we do.
Starting point is 00:36:05 I'm only about four episodes in, so maybe that'll change. I like that show. I liked when the bad guys came to the camp and started some shit. And Faith Hill was like, what are you going to do? He's like, go kill them. Or maybe he comes back and she asks what he did.
Starting point is 00:36:21 We murdered them. We found them. We hunted them down. And we shot them all until they were dead. Yeah. He didn't like it though. That was my, how I interpreted it. Like, but it hadn't been done.
Starting point is 00:36:34 I guess so. Well, I mean, they didn't, we didn't, what happened is bandits rate it. Um, bandits come around and then this particularly unlikable wench of a bitch
Starting point is 00:36:43 throws rocks at the bandits. And they're like, well, we were just going to water our horses, but now we're going to come back and murder a bunch of you, which is what they do. So then the boys who were out trying to catch wild cows, I didn't know that was a thing, but I guess it is. Return, find a bunch of dead Wagoneers or pioneers. And they're like, well, we can't let this go unanswered. So they go into town, they get the law, they get deputized, and they murder them all. One guy literally
Starting point is 00:37:12 holds his hands up and says, I'm unarmed and I didn't want to do that. I was just part of the group. And then they kill him and they're like, well, bad decisions. So I can't remember who plays the town sheriff, he it's a known character and he just he's only in the show for that one scene but he he walks in there and
Starting point is 00:37:32 he's like it was that one they're like yep that's him well then he'd be within the other two they work together and him too yeah and that's all of them all right and then he proceeds to murder them all right there in the bar essentially in front of front of everyone. And when he's done, he goes, there's only one killer in Chickasaw County, and it's me. And he puts that fucking gun away, and it's like, damn, that's frontier justice
Starting point is 00:37:56 right there. I like that. I like the cut of his jib. He was judge, jury, and executioner right in that scene. It was pretty good. That show, I don't know. I don't like that show nearly as much as I do Yellowstone. Again, I get annoyed by the little girl. And, like, if she could just keep her pussy in her pants,
Starting point is 00:38:14 like, they'd have been all right. For the most part, that's how I remember it. But she can't. She wants to, like, fuck everything that moves. Wow. I'm missing a lot. So far, I'll shoot his kissable in where I am. Ah, just getting wore out. she wants to like fuck everything that moves uh and then i'm missing a lot that's not i so so far i'll shoot his kissable in where i am ah just just getting wore out just just just
Starting point is 00:38:30 like a like a 17 year old catcher's mitt by the end of episode six so um i don't know i like the show okay i did cry at the end of it um but i cried everything uh it's real sad you know some a lot of main characters die in terrible ways and um and it kind of for all for nothing and kind of a really sad kind of way where you can't even hate anyone over it it's just kind of sad it's like oh so everyone died for nothing and badly cool um i'm looking forward to watching the harrison ford one they're making a whole goddamn empire i i think there's another spinoff about bass reeves or something isn't he the black u.s marshal i read that as well yeah so here's my take on it peacock network doesn't have a lot going on according to me right but they have yellowstone and yellow they're like holy shit yellowstone's a hit
Starting point is 00:39:20 all right we need to fire up like seven more Yellowstones. They have 1883. They have 1923, originally named 1932. They have the one Kyle talked about, Bass Reeves, I guess, who was this black marshal, apparently really inspiring in what the Lone Ranger was based on. He's the most accomplished U.S. marshal ever. He has more captures than any other U.S. marshal. They have something called the four sixes. It's written six, six, six, six. And that's going to be, if you watch Yellowstone, Jimmy goes to Texas and there'll be a modern day thing there. And that's four of them so far. I don't know if I'm missing any. And, and, oh, there's a question as to whether that Sylvester Stallone thing,
Starting point is 00:40:02 I think he's a New York mobster who goes to Tulsa, Oklahoma and puts together his own mob. That might exist in the same universe as Yellowstone, but we're not sure. Yeah, I like that. I see cowboys, perhaps, if this goes well for Peacock, being what zombies were 12 years ago.
Starting point is 00:40:23 You wanted a Western? They're coming back. Here you go. Full swing. I know I said that. If I'm happy, baby, I'm getting the spurs out.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Finally. I've been hanging on to him for 23 years. I get the number of tile. Where's my cowgirl hat. I'm ready. Where's my cowgirl hat. And my pink spurs i need to give it a shot i'm gonna watch an episode of yellowstone see if i like or no what was the the better one that you guys said not yellowstone i feel like you're supposed to watch
Starting point is 00:40:58 yellowstone oh yellowstone's the best okay i don't know if it's the best i actually think so far i like 1883 more but yellowstone is the first one and and you don't know why you're even watching 1883 without it you know what i loved in um 1887 is when they're again i i have a i watched this when it came out which is like two years ago so i'm a little foggy but they're gonna these two guys are being hired to as guides basically to guide these people out west on like that treacherous ass westernly journey from like civilization to the promised land basically and they're all german or something german and they don't know what the fuck they're doing and they they've brought pianos and iron stoves and like the heaviest thing the and the heaviest things the heaviest things the 18th century
Starting point is 00:41:46 could create out of iron, stone, and wood. They have them in their wagons and they want to bring them out west over the roughest terrain you can imagine. There's one point where he's like, this is a rattlesnake. If it bites you,
Starting point is 00:42:02 you will die. Yeah! Attempt to ford the river. He has to explain to them that none of them can swim because it's illegal to learn to swim in Germany for whatever reason, and he has to explain to them that the water is not good to drink.
Starting point is 00:42:22 I guess maybe water where they're from flowed pure. Well, it doesn't in America. It's filthy. You have to boil it. From the Swiss Alps. And then they're coming over here and just having a cup of the Mississippi.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Dude, I have a big meeting about boiling water, about how sick you'll get. And then like they start their journey and they're on day 0.2. Yes. And you're like, and the little girl goes mama why are they why are they drinking that river water i don't know baby they won't learn they're like drinking the filthy water out of the river while everyone with any sense
Starting point is 00:43:00 boils it up and makes coffee or whatever what What is the... Does anyone know when water is good to drink and when it's not? Yeah. You could eyeball it and know if it's okay or not. Yeah. I'm not that guy. I don't know. I filter everything. It has to be coming out of the ground before you drink it.
Starting point is 00:43:19 It's got to be... If you can't see where it came from, it's dirty. I've been on trails in the mountains where it just comes straight out of a hole in the rock and falls in such a way that they made a natural water fountain there. And it's like, this water's good to go. It's coming out of a mountain. The mountain purified it. That's the biggest Brita on the planet.
Starting point is 00:43:43 And the same thing is, I've been in the woods behind my dad's house and you're just walking around and it's dirt and then you'd hear water and you're like, where's that water coming from? And there's just a hole in the ground with water coming above the ground and then disappearing back below the ground. It's just a little underground spring that a well
Starting point is 00:44:00 would pull from. That's clean too. Anything else is filth. Anything else is filth. It is really kind of embarrassing as humans like how selective we are with our water like we can't have water from the ocean we can't have water from the vast vast vast majority of lakes streams and rivers like what were we doing like were we just getting sick and shitting ourselves to death can you get used to a thousand years like i can't drink the mexican water how long does it take before i can the mexicans don't drink it either that's the secret they boil not out of the tap
Starting point is 00:44:36 i was just there they totally saw a mexican drink out of a hose out of a hose no but they drag out of the tap they put their mouth under it like an animal what are you saying about our neighbors south of the border brown villas can soften that water up and i don't know i don't know why they can get used to drinking mexican water i don't know how long it takes like if you're there for 11 days will that do it is it literally like an 18 hour process or all right i'm not an expert but here's my thoughts on that i would guess i would wager even that the thing in water that makes people sick is bacteria and if you just keep consuming that bacteria, you're going to keep vomiting and shitting yourself until you die. Yeah, I would imagine so.
Starting point is 00:45:28 If that's your source of water now, you're a goner. Like, I don't think you can just consume, like, enough E. coli that eventually your body, like, the E. coli is like, I give up, you know? If we all, as a species, began drinking E. coli, 50 years from now, we'd have some kids that could probably just, just live on E. coli probably. Or we'd all be dead. Or we'd all be dead.
Starting point is 00:45:51 The internet says that I'm wrong. That even Mexicans don't drink the Mexican water. It'd be a very stinky world. It says you can't drink the tap water there. Now I did, when I was there, I Googled and they're like, all the restaurants have filtered water.
Starting point is 00:46:11 And then I started asking, like, all the restaurants? Like, some of these restaurants were a hole in the wall. Some of these restaurants look like the upstairs. It was just the bottom part of a house, and they leave the front door open so you could see inside that it was a restaurant. I'm like, do you have filtered water? Like, this is the kind of place I want to experience you have a business license should be at question number one would he that's where i'm going with this welcome to miguel's i am miguel yeah you know it's it's like mom cooking in a kitchen and you can see that you're like invited in to buy dinner there but this is barely a restaurant.
Starting point is 00:46:47 It's kind of cool. If you want to experience Mexico, you don't go to McDonald's. Do they have filtered water? Well, only one way to find out. Yeah, that's why I was on fucking Colate or whatever. I was on it the entire time. I've had food poisoning
Starting point is 00:47:04 so many times. I'm real careful about leftovers and I don't know anything like that I just it's awful and once you've had it enough times it's kind of like drinking I bet everyone's had that talk at least once where they're like I'm never going to drink again but I meant it
Starting point is 00:47:20 I don't really drink much anymore I got sick enough times where I was like, you know what? This isn't for us. We gave it a good try. We did our best to be a drinker. But there's a difference between being a drinker and being drunk or being a drunk. And I feel like I was going to have a, a, a future in being a drunk.
Starting point is 00:47:47 Oh, you did? You think so? I thought you hated being hung over so much. That would have kind of solved itself. I've only been hung over twice. It's not the hangovers. I have to drink so much to get a hangover.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Like that's a little worrying in itself. It's almost like I've got a genetic predisposition to being able to handle alcohol. Your liver is just the champion. Yeah. I don't really know what people mean by hangover. Like, like I only got a genetic predisposition to being able to handle alcohol. Your liver is just the champion. I don't really know what people mean by hangover. I only got one. I think the first hangover I had, I was like 27 or 28.
Starting point is 00:48:12 And that was when we were in Texas. And I literally drank dozens of shots of vodka. I lost consciousness. I was out of it. And the next day, the hangover consisted of needing a nap and having heartburn um so so like i don't know i don't really get hangovers exactly and uh i don't know i really like being like just totally shit face drunk but man only using blade is right there like a like a beacon in the night guiding me right back on that narrow path away from alcoholism and so
Starting point is 00:48:46 won't even have it in my house can't won't even do it like like like i'll i'll have a beer with mexican food and that's about it but i will not keep like hard alcohol in my house if i'm trying to be a responsible human being because i'm gonna get drunk i'm not gonna drink a little i'm gonna get shit-faced no one's mentioned the weight gain. Alcohol has a ton of calories. It's nothing but calories. Yeah. And it feeds you. Like, I've said a million times to me,
Starting point is 00:49:11 like, I absolutely make worse decisions drunk eating than I do high. It's not even close. You would think that high has the reputation for it, but, like, those days were like, like, if I get wasted, I'm very likely to order and eat an entire pizza whereas like if i was just high out of my mind i'd be like man a pizza would be great and be like you bitch like come on you're not don't order a whole pizza fatty like have a different snack but like alcohol your inhibitions are lord and so it's like you're right i just have a pizza
Starting point is 00:49:40 and i deserve garlic knots do you ever justify the eating by saying, oh, he's a bread to soak up this alcohol? I've done that before. Is that science-based? No, I think it's just eating-based. I'm like, I need an extra large meat lovers so that I don't feel bad tomorrow. Yeah, no, no, no. And drunk you will make that make sense because one of the things about being drunk, it's not that you're necessarily worse at making decisions.
Starting point is 00:50:10 It's that you review a decision fewer times. In my experience, that's how it works for me. Because when I make real decisions in life, there's snap decisions where I'm like, ah, turn left here. But then there's this, tomorrow I'm going to do this thing. What's it going to be?
Starting point is 00:50:24 I'll run through it so many times, like picking answer A and B, like trying to figure out which one's the right one. But when you're drunk, you're like, A or B? A, I guess. You just pick. And so you can talk yourself into being like, you know what? I've heard that starch. I need some starch in here.
Starting point is 00:50:45 It'll soak up the alcohol and I'll feel better. Give me a loaf of bread. And what's starchier than a loaf of bread and $60 of cookies delivered to my house? A blooming onion. Like if a drunk me would want a blooming onion because I've heard greasy is good. And a loaf of that brown bread because we need bread. I would just hit up Outback. That's what drunk me would do right now. A loaf of rye bread and a loaf of that brown bread because when you eat bread, I would just hit up Outback. That's what drunk me would do right now.
Starting point is 00:51:06 A loaf of rye bread and a blooming onion. I don't think that's rye. It might be. Is it rye? I love that bread. I like rye bread. I love that dark bread they have at Outback Steakhouse. Oh. You're making me hungry. Is it pumpernickel?
Starting point is 00:51:22 It might be pumpernickel. Man, I need to get drunk so i can rationalize ordering yeah i mean like you've it's it's funny you mentioned that we were like yeah if i had that in my house i'd just like get fucking hammered on it and it's like yeah because like you've mentioned many times the way you drink is like so funny where you're like what's the amount of vodka to get fucked and then you're like that's the amount of vodka to get fucked do i sip this vodka nay nay i like just shoot like five shots worth until like you're like yeah'm good. I would chase with orange juice. That sounds miserable. Or like a cranberry juice, something like that.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Like something that was really overpowering. Hold my nose. I hate the smell of alcohol. I have to hold my nose. I would hold my nose, drink the whole thing down, and then I can't let go of my nose because that alcohol gnashiness is in my mouth and my throat and my esophagus it's in my air lately it's in my my lungs so i'm like spitting and
Starting point is 00:52:30 hacking all that up and coughing and trying to get any of the flavor out for because i don't use my nose until it's gone i don't want to smell it because i'll gag if i smell it it's so fucking nasty because it's i don't know something about that is connected to the part of my brain that has vomited into a chili's toilet before it's remembering that it's remembering what that's like um or or that time that i i took that that that girl's toothbrush and brushed my vomity teeth with it and just put it right back where i found it sorry erica shout out erica Sorry, Erica. Shout out to Erica. I'm really sorry, Erica. There's a lot of pieces of food on it. You're always really nice to me in school. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:53:15 I was drunk at the time. That's an excuse, right? Oh, yeah. Everything you do doesn't count. Accidents happen. And my mouth was so disgusting. I don't think I'm going to... I've been playing a bunch of Tarkov,
Starting point is 00:53:26 but that Kappa quest is so absurd. And then what's beyond it now? The Lightkeeper stuff that they added? I don't know who that's meant for. Are you giving up? I don't think anybody's done it, probably. No one's done it yet. So what you've got to understand, Taylor,
Starting point is 00:53:41 is that there are people who are... Several things at once. There are people who are several things at once there are people who play the game for a living and during this like time of the month it would the more hours per day the more money they make so highly motivated people who are amazing at the game very talented the game who are also dedicated at the game so they have the knowledge required to to make the journey through the levels as quickly as possible, because there's, there's ways to, to, to make it, you know, to do five tasks at once rather than one thing. Like you might have a task for shooting a thing with a shotgun and someone else might want you to do a thing with a silent shotgun. Let's just use a silent shotgun, get them both knocked
Starting point is 00:54:18 out at the same time. Let's, and there's multiple examples of that. They're still not done. Those people who do it all day, every day for a living at the highest levels that. They're still not done. Those people who do it all day, every day, for a living at the highest levels possible, they're not even close. They're still grinding away. To add to it, another advantage they have is they are the center, they are the middle of this hub of knowledge, right? So if anyone figures something out,
Starting point is 00:54:37 they tell Landmark about it, right? Landmark should know that everything everyone else knows combined. And they found out that if you hold like a signal jammer it made the landmines not go off i don't know how they put that together but in your hand and then nikita who is like the community manager and owner and more of this game said that's a bug we never meant for it to happen like the thing they figured out wasn't even how you do it and how you do it isn't known yet oh it is now oh really so so like yeah yeah so so that part of the quest is still early
Starting point is 00:55:14 like there's more it keeps going they're like now do this now do that now do the other so what you're talking about it ended up being you had to do a bunch of quests where you build this signal decoder flash modulator. Koozie, what's it? And one step at a time. And then it is that that butt plug thing you were looking at. You get that. And then you go out there to meet the light keeper and he starts giving you missions. His missions are then you start doing missions.
Starting point is 00:55:42 He didn't give landmark missions. That's because landmark had gotten there from a bug. He had just gotten there and gotten some voice lines. The person who actually got... Landmark had many, many hours of work to do before he's even given the quest from the Lightkeeper. There are people who are now doing the light keeper quest and they are ridiculous like like many kills and and obscure areas finding certain
Starting point is 00:56:13 it's it's going to take forever it's not a thing that normal people will ever do like it's not something that like yeah i got cap no like like if five percent of the player base does kappa it won't be one% that gets this, that completes everything. It won't be a 10th of a percent. It'll be a couple of streamers. Most streamers won't be able to do it. Wow. I want to know more.
Starting point is 00:56:35 And I could get Kappa. I was really close. I was like one task off on a previous wipe. It might be harder now, but this sounds like I could never do it. Well, there's, so there's, there's a hidden area under the mountain on woods. Um, that's where they're like, I don't know, enriching uranium or something. And part of the quest, um, for, for getting down into there, which nobody has done yet, as far as I know, is like killing 25 PMCs around the mountain.
Starting point is 00:57:07 Just that alone would take weeks and weeks. There's so many quests that are going to take weeks to do because people just don't go there. I don't know. I don't want to go into the whole thing here. I'll never be able to do it. If you're a streamer, you could choose it. For example, I can imagine I'll never be able to do it. I mean, the game, you're a streamer. You can choose it. Um,
Starting point is 00:57:27 like, for example, I can imagine a world where landmark is like, okay, join on me. Uh, you know, obviously you can't join as a group,
Starting point is 00:57:35 but you could do it, you know, stream, join me, stream, snipe me, stay in there so I can kill you. That would be easy.
Starting point is 00:57:42 Yeah, sure, sure, sure. Um, well, I mean, you know, know, there might be people who do that. I don't really know. I know that Trey the other day was trying to get his kills on the rogue bosses. And so he couldn't lure them down into a room so he could kill them.
Starting point is 00:57:57 So he had his chat scav in and and like aggro them up so that he could get the kills. Um, which seemed like a great use of the chat. That didn't seem cheap to me. That was just fucking with the AI. Hmm. Yeah. I saw Smitty get that. He did. He killed the rogue bosses and then he had one last thing.
Starting point is 00:58:16 Like you have to collect beer or something and vodka and you got it. Yeah. Yeah. I've never seen the rogue bosses. I've played, um, I don't know, 300 something raids at least maybe
Starting point is 00:58:25 maybe closer to 400 um this wipe and haven't seen you've never met one never seen before at all not last wipe either he i think he got them quickly i wasn't like hard scoping his stream but he seemed to maybe get lucky and find him right away yeah it's hard to say like what percentage of the time they spawn because they manipulate it all the time turn it up turn it down as they want to slow or speed up progression um i don't know i went hunting for sturm and yesterday and killed him three times in five raids or something so they got him turned real high up so if you get if i could fight him every raid it'd be no sweat but the problem is like i saw re. He got his Kappa, and he said he'd done 1,000 raids total, roughly, like 1,040 or something. But the last 400 were just him hunting the rogue bosses.
Starting point is 00:59:12 It was just him running to the maps where they can be, checking all the spawn points, and then getting out for 400 raids in a row. A raid is like 10 to 20 minutes. Yeah. And then there's, like, downtime in between, like, five minutes at and then there's like downtime in between like five minutes at least um so a lot of hours it's a lot of hours and that's crazy anyway oh i want to talk about it on pka so the day after tomorrow but but poor alec baldwin poor alec baldwin i cannot believe they filed those charges against him you know he's back on rust doing the job they're filming right now is that a joke no no he i he's they're gonna get
Starting point is 00:59:55 they didn't call the movie off i think it's brilliant to make the movie that movie you can't buy that kind of press i want to see it it now. It seems like he's available as a voice actor for a little cartoon show that might need a replacement. Can he do Rick? Can we get him in the mix? Yeah. He's got to get out of prison
Starting point is 01:00:17 first. He won't go to prison. I can't believe they charged him. I don't see how it could be his fault at all. They hand him a fucking prop gun he doesn't that's it's just crazy i'm with you i i'm not a huge i like baldwin i guess me either i'm not a huge i like baldwin fan and something about him radiates undeserved confidence in my opinion i mean really undeserved confidence yeah i just don't think he's very funny he's fat so he shouldn't
Starting point is 01:00:46 be confident boom and uh but he should be funny but yeah i i guess i i like i liked him in 30 rock i've never liked him in anything else that i can recall and uh um something about him whatever for me it's it's just overconfident too much i don't like his vibe but that doesn't mean i think he's guilty in the slightest of of whatever you know attempted i think uh involuntary manslaughter might be the charge something like that yeah i find this character jack donaghy to be very um like like self-confident. I like his whispering. Someone pointed that out the other day. He makes an effort
Starting point is 01:01:29 to never raise his voice above a whisper in that show. I watched the thing about microphones, actually, and how dialogue and audio has changed over the years. They went back to The Wizard of Oz. You could hear every fucking word. Then they go to Tenet and they're like
Starting point is 01:01:46 and they were explaining why that is and breaking it down and the answer was technology. Long story short, it was technology. It got worse because of technology? Yeah. You know who has terrible audio? Yellowstone.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Yellowstone has fucking awful audio my wife and i we're constantly like what did he say what did he say what did he say titles you gotta start oh so on yellowstone plex didn't have subtitles but it does for 1883 so we're using them now but we did try um gotcha but uh yeah they i guess how you act as a cowboy is you just kind of mumble and don't say shit. And how you write for Yellowstone is you speak in metaphors half the time. So that combination of metaphors being mumbled and I'm like, this is a struggle for me sometimes. What are we going to do, daddy? A horse has got to know when to run out the stable, son.
Starting point is 01:02:56 Yeah, that's perfect. Daddy, get the bikes! don't do daddy the horse gotta know when to run out the stable son the bank's coming for the farm a horse with eight titties feeds a whole lot of goats god damn it he's he's he's senile again now the law's on the way daddy you're not making any sense actually you know what daddy keep this up we're gonna prop you up out there He's senile again. Now the fucking law's on the way. Daddy, you're not making any sense. Actually, you know what, Daddy? Keep this up. We're going to prop you up out there. Now, my father is a retarded person. He can talk to him. He's lost his mind.
Starting point is 01:03:14 No, that's fair. I'm a big proponent of subtitles. Really, one of the reasons they said technology makes it harder to understand is because actors are taking advantage of the fact that their microphone is attached to them right fucking here and they can like perform differently they don't have to look right into a microphone and project
Starting point is 01:03:33 into it because they were showing like I don't know what old movie but they were like they went bing bing bing hidden microphones it was like there was like a flower a lapel and like I don't know like like a stick that came in you took a practical joker yeah yeah and they're like you know why they sound so good because she's talking right into a fucking flower microphone right now notice she won't look away
Starting point is 01:03:56 from it no matter what she does everybody's stuck on their marks talking into microphones right in front of their face even though they're on a movie set. That's interesting. That's super. I want to find it now. Yeah, it'll be easy to find. Search like subtitles why audio is worse. You'll find it.
Starting point is 01:04:19 That's probably a wrap though, right? Dinner time? Yeah. Dinner time. Alright, PKN 440.

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