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PKN 447. How you guys doing?
Pretty good.
Taylor and I have been grinding away playing Total War Warhammer 3.
So fun.
Very fun.
They added a game mode called Domination,
and it's exactly what you would imagine it is, A, B, and C flags.
And so instead of just crushing your armies into each other and doing that,
now there's a lot more strategy.
We're trying to
develop a map presence and it's like oh which unit do i bring and there's a mckinney
as you kill things you accrue like no but i'm okay i've watched videos of other rts's right
all the way back from starcraft and and civ isn't real time but like I just kind of get the idea,
like instead of just expanding in any which direction,
trying to be something you're going for map control.
Wow.
That puts a whole twist on these things that wasn't there before.
Yes.
You've got a B and C flag and they're ticking down.
The ownership of them ticks down to the winning of the game,
but killing things.
I think I could be wrong is giving us
right currency and with that currency we can bring reinforcements in and we've got a list of
reinforcements that we made before the game and what you do is you kind of make a swiss army knife
effect so if when i get in there he's nothing but giants i'm like oh my god i brought a bunch of
guys with swords he has giants now i can like switch it up and that's something you could never
do before you would just you would show up and he had how do you counter giants range weapons
so there's like different kinds so like if you don't know total war it's a for the listener
it's a top-down rts and unlike a lot of other rts games it's very big scale and slower in
movement so like when you tell someone in starcraft or age of empires to go attack someone
they immediately go do that in this it's slow like army movement every unit can be up to like
160 guys if it's like zombies or something big and so the way you or you can just be one bad
motherfucker with a club which is always yeah and so like if i'm playing the ogres and kyle's playing
the skaven which we just did 25 minutes ago. And I send out, you know, I bring reinforcements of giants or something.
Kyle needs to respond in a way you never could without reinforcements.
He goes, oh, shit, that's large.
I need something with anti-large.
I need poison wind glovedeers, these little rat men who throw poisonous bombs.
Yeah.
Or something with anti-large bonus.
So stuff with like spears gets bonus against large units.
Kyle has a big...
The bombardiers are good behind the spears.
Kyle is single-focused on the rats with the
vials of gold.
Those are fucking obnoxious, man.
I knew the word, but it was...
Poisoned wind globadeers? Globadeers,
yeah.
It's close to bombardier.
But they're anti-large. Anyway, a lot of funer. But they're anti-large. Anyway,
a lot of fun. Oh, they're anti-large.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, they are.
It's a lot of fun with the domination mode.
That's a good thing they added to this game.
I'm going to play some more after this.
I went to the North Carolina
Aquarium near Wilmington,
Fort Fisher, or something like that.
It was pretty cool. We did a few laps in it. We enjoyed it. It's a good weekend.
The way that the building is structured, they kind of have everyone
walk in these circles. I think the idea is that you see everything
and then you're done. But we were like, let's go around again and then again.
Atlanta's not exactly like that. They have sort of multiple
out and backs.
So there's this big central area that has, I don't know, it's huge.
There's a big central area, like a mall, with food and stuff and lots of signs pointing,
go this way for this and that way for that.
But then each exhibit is an out and back.
So out and back might take 15 minutes, and it might be everything from eels to penguins,
but there's multiples of those.
So each one is like a different theme.
There's like a deep ocean thing and like a freshwater one and lots of stuff.
I would love to go to that.
I think that we will.
Jackie and I were talking about it, but the one we went to, they make this mistake.
I've seen aquariums do this before.
They're like the, our biggest, coolest display are all fish you see in north carolina and they're like off i guess off the coast of north carolina the gulf stream takes
some of the cooler fish up and there's like rocky shoals or something and there's like reefs or
something but i'm like no this is a shitty version of floridian fish which in itself is probably a
shitty version of like Australian fish.
Here's what I want you to do.
Go grab the brightest, most gaudy fish from around the world.
Philippines, Malaysia, Australia. I don't give a fuck.
Put them in your tank together in a way they would never normally coexist, but look cool.
That's the tank I'm looking for.
Yeah.
They probably eat each other.
Around the world.
Throw a rainbow trout in there.
I don't care.
I don't give a fuck.
So long as it's rainbow. When you do that with fish that is a freshwater fish
throw it in it just becomes like the top food chain's new tank doesn't it i remember like when
i was a little kid i caught like a bluegill like at my grandparents pond and it was too small to
eat you know and so i brought it home and
we had like goldfish in a regular aquarium just like a freshwater like who gives a fuck like
little kid aquarium and i put it in there and my dad apparently nobody told me not to and i was
like oh neat and of course like this tiny little you know too small to eat perch which is like that
big is a monster compared to like goldfish in there and we came back like the next day and my
brother was like devastated because it had murdered his fish which he had named dog and uh and it and
it had eaten it had eaten half of my fish which was like camo colored so i named him soldier and
he had one one eye hanging out just like swimming around and i was like oh oh yeah he was
still alive and i i was like i learned that day i'm like okay wild fish play for keeps you cannot
you cannot put those outside fish yeah that is an outdoor fish that was used to being picked on
and then it got in there and ate half the face oh your typical home
aquarium is filled like i like i described but they know which fish are compatible with each
other and which ones are alphas like you said i'm sure you just stay away from the freaking
trigger fish what if you're looking for a new game you got to look at this total war warhammer
three thing like it is so fucking fun it is coming from age of empires 2 to this this is so much less sweaty
it's like gaming advanced 20 years in that time you're also playing against me who has never
played the game before i haven't played either though so we're playing against like equal exactly
we're trading wins back and forth yeah what i'm saying is like if you were to go online if either
of us were to like i think it'll get real real rough oh no i don't mean sweaty as in like people don't
i sweat i thought sweaty meant like you're like intensely micromanaging and like having to i have
to go over here and do this and it's like not having to worry about an eco and just focus on
military oh i see what this is is a nice change of pace honestly where it's like you just go in.
And I wasn't giving credit to the eco factor of it,
which is actually building your army.
That's a whole eco side of this game.
The winds of magic have to be looked after as well.
I don't understand how that works still.
What's your question?
Who wins?
Don't tell him.
No, no, no, not wins.
Wins, like...
Oh.
Wins of magic just means magic,
and the bottom right, whatever that number is,
that's how much magic you have to recruit from for your spells.
Yeah, so, like, if I have...
One of my lords is a, you know, disgusting,
nurgle, you know, plague beast.
Real gross.
And I see I have a bunch of points, I can be like,
oh, I'm going to curse some of his units with disease i'm going to you know and afflict his general with like weaknesses and
all that but i don't know yet how you get more winds of magic it and so like i just will go over
that later it's not a big deal that's it's easy yeah i know i know all those answers because i
played a ton of the second what i don't know is like what i don't know unit specific stuff and how to play domination like what the strategy in this is
uh i i did decide that like i don't know maybe two or three games ago i was like wait a minute
i gotta stop playing like it's call of duty and just trying to jump on these flags i need to try
to just win the battle at the flag like like that should be my goal so like i think since i started
thinking more like that um it's i don know, it's went better for me.
Because you won like four or five in a row or something.
It's like, this isn't going well.
This isn't going well.
Yesterday, I was feeling top of the world for a while.
I was like, damn, five in a row.
And then going rough.
It's fun.
And there's so many factions.
It's a great time.
I know Jackie likes Star Trek The Next Generation, the old one.
So they made that Star Trek Picard show.
They've made two seasons of it.
The third season is currently debuting.
The first two seasons were awful, and they tried to send Picard on new missions with completely new people.
And he's very old and frail, so it was a little embarrassing, and it wasn't good.
And last season, the bad guy was Ice.
They went back in time, and they faced off with the Border Patrol.
Those were the bad guys.
It was so woke and awful, I couldn't stand it.
This year, they threw all that shit out the window.
And they're like, what if we just get all the old fucks from the next generation and bring them back?
If Worf isn't working.
Dude, Worf's scene is the best scene.
Worf comes out of nowhere, and he's like a white ninja.
He's got a sword on his back, and he's slicing heads off,
and he's all gray now, and he's kind of made peace with himself.
I wish I could remember what exactly he says.
She says, who the fuck are you?
And he's like, I am Worf, son of Moog, house of Martok, son of Alexander, whatever his
Russian daddy name is, house of Fedorov,
bane of the Duras family, slayer
of Martok. Would you like some chamomile tea?
Is that what he says? Yeah, yeah, it's good. I like that.
But the whole thing thing the first four episodes
are like a self-contained movie it it feels like they had a movie idea that they never used and
they then they made the first four episodes of season three a self-contained movie where picard
goes to save beverly crusher that you know the doctor his love interest from all the years from
40 years ago and he brings along a couple of other
characters and uh and they get in some hijinks against a real scary fucking alien an actual
good enemy too it's the the enemy is the honey bunny lady i think from pulp fiction the like
great the crazy i think it's the crazy bitch who's like sitting at the table any of you
motherfuckers move i'll execute every fucking one of you!
I think it's that chick. She's the villain
and she's got a scary ship that dwarfs
theirs. It's fun.
It's good to get... Now that it's the old
people,
they don't look that bad.
Do we need to watch the first two seasons?
Fuck no! No, just skip them.
You just need to watch four episodes of season three.
Okay.
That's my recommendation.
Jake and I watch TV together every night.
We're watching Kaleidoscope right now.
Have you heard of this?
No.
The lead character is the guy that plays
Gus Fring in Breaking Bad.
He's black, but maybe Mexican.
Cuban or something.
Cuban, yeah.
What's interesting, but maybe Mexican. I'm not exactly sure. Cuban or something. Cuban, yeah. And what's interesting, so the first episode,
all the episode numbers are colors.
So the first episode, I think, is black,
and the last one is white.
I don't recall.
That's not important.
What's interesting is that all the episodes in between,
like the other six, are random order.
When you pop onto your Netflix account,
you'll get a different order than me, than I get from mine.
And there are people online who argue about the best order
to watch these in. So I read some
Newsweek article on it where he gave his suggestion on the best
order to watch them. And I was like, let's do that one instead of just trusting luck.
And it's kind of the first episode watch them and i was like let's do that one instead of just you know trusting luck and uh
it's kind of the first episode we watch it and i'm like this almost seems like it's supposed to
be the first episode you know that there's sort of this like introduction into the world and then
we watch the second episode and i'm like all right somehow this simultaneously could be a first
episode where you're like learning the characters.
But it also fits as a follow up.
And there are like, do you want to watch it in chronological order?
These are the this is the list.
Do you want to watch it in the style of a Quentin Tarantino movie that like jumps back and forth?
Yeah, it's your order.
And we're only two episodes into like that.
I prefer the Tarantino thing.
And we're only two episodes into like the,
I prefer the Tarantino thing.
I enjoy bouncing around a little bit. Cause you,
you get this little extra brain fun where you're like,
Oh,
so,
so earlier when I saw this guy here,
this other guy was sneaking around above him and I didn't see it.
And now the camera like pans from the old footage and goes up here and does
some new shit that I didn't get to see last time.
I enjoy that.
Yeah.
I love a little brain fun in my films.
I'll say this in a way that doesn't
spoil anything, but I'm like,
oh, I bet this
one double crosses that one.
And then they get to the next episode and I'm like,
oh, wait a minute. I think I misinterpreted
their relationship. It's deeper than I anticipated.
I no longer think that
he or she is going to double cross he or she.
Kaleidoscope is on Netflix? Yesflix yes all right i'll check it out i uh i'm always looking for something new but i highly
recommend that star trek thing i i was so impressed by it i was happy i think i almost cried at one
point which is like really and it's fucking star trek so that just doesn't happen oh no judgment
here kyle none i wish i could
remember what happened what he's like watching like iron man land and he's like yes i know what
it is yeah there's a scene where where someone realizes that like they never got to meet their
child and someone had taken that from them and it's real sad it's it's real sad oh speaking of that i
oh well i'm saving that for pk it's a different story never mind but yeah highly recommend the
the tng thing um season three star trek picard season three episodes one through four there's
gonna be more but like those four totally make their own mini story it's like wrath of khan
it's two ships battling it out in a nebula.
Na-na-na-na-na.
They even play like the music.
Episode four is an ending?
Because the way you describe it,
you make it seem like episode five
will be the next part of the season.
Episode, well,
I feel that those first four episodes
are their own little story,
and there's even sort of a conclusion
where you could leave it
at that you know but there's gonna be like five or six more episodes the season will continue
but but i'm just saying like those four are their own little thing that you could feel
walk away from and that was great dude there's like a russian news today and i don't know how
significant it is i like so america has been flying unarmed drone or unmanned
drones i'm not positive about unarmed but unmanned drones this was a surveillance drone and i saw it
it was like big enough to be a plane but there's no one in it and over the black sea caspian sea
some international air over international waters a place we're allowed to be russians come along in their migs
see it and damage it and force it down i i got the impression it was like they landed it but
it's damaged i don't know how big a deal it is and i'm like how important is this i don't have
a good idea if the russians attacked a u.s plane with the pilot in it
that would clearly be like an act of war that we don't just let slide i think you know you can't
just go shooting down our pilots over depends where we are and that would be the dispute right
the russians because you know our shit's been shot down before um but but but like you know
there would be an argument over where we got shot down I bet
but at this point I really don't think
like Biden's wishing somebody
fucking would
he's like come on I only got a little time left
haven't killed anything yet
it's been my impression that
no one's arguing
we weren't supposed to be there
that it's clearly international waters
that this is a place anyone can fly,
that it's okay. Ah, the Black Sea.
The Black Sea, thank you. Okay.
So, uh,
Caspians to the right there, I guess. But anyway,
so, yeah, we were over the Black Sea,
we're allowed to be there, it was an unmanned
drone, the Russians saw it, decided to fuck
with it, damaged it, and I don't know if
it crashed, or like how damaged it was, I didn't
get a vibe for that. But I'm like, is this just let slide we let them yeah i think so and i think
this is a let it slide kind of thing um you know what are you gonna do i here's what i would do
i'd be like 10 more tanks we're giving the ukrainians 10 more tanks fuck with another
drone you know you should be like all, now we're even for Nord Stream.
One for one.
Have you seen
how much shit
Poland is buying from us
and France? And South Korea,
I believe. Like tanks,
helicopters, planes.
I didn't know South Korea made a bunch of that stuff.
Can you start that over again?
Poland is purchasing enormous amounts of armaments from the United States, France, and South Korea.
Artillery systems, rocket systems, Abrams tanks, Apache helicopters, fighter jets, everything.
Like hundreds and hundreds, billions of dollars.
Billions and billions of dollars worth of stuff.
I did see that.
And there's another piece of it too which is
they're going to increase the size of their
standing army. So they're going to have more trained
soldiers at the ready. Poland
seems to think that
Russia might invade.
We're going to
invade Poland? Yeah. I think we're so close
to a world war. Yes.
It's fucking scary.
We're so close to a world war against and the problem is
it's not taylor's all scared he hasn't defeated cancer like we have he it's russia it's russia
when you've seen what i've seen but i'm boning up on my wartime tactics now and i really need
to get him it's like no we need more anti-large we need we need more uh a little bit of armor
piercing perhaps on the front lines so the real issue is right We need a little bit of armor piercing, perhaps, on the front lines.
So the real issue is, right, you've got a bit of an axis of evil, if you will, with Russia, China, Iran, and North Korea.
Switzerland just hanging out.
You can see why Poland might be like, are we next?
Poland's the front line.
Well, Poland is literally the front line. Poland is literally
the front line for NATO.
So was Ukraine.
Well, okay, for NATO. I'm sorry.
You're right.
I just said that. I was wrong.
Belarus is... They take a step into Poland
and it's World War III. We start that day.
Yeah.
It won't be like, oh,
Mr. Biden, what are you going to do about that thing that happened today
that thing that happened today was world war three beginning what i'm going to do is win it
that that's that's how that goes like i would imagine russia knows that so they'd probably
like i don't think they're gonna go for any i don't think so either because they really seem
to be struggling with the ukrainians dude i've saw some crazy video today i don't i
didn't know who the good guys and bad guys were so so you just make it up in your head like
there's an armored vehicle with like i don't know a 30 millimeter cannon on it that's like
and there's a man in a trench fighting it with like rifles and. And it's missing him. The bullets are huge
and glowing as they go past
him. And the tracers
are popping off the bullets and fizzing around
him. And there's a man on the tank
too with a rifle shooting at him
who's bleeding because the man in the trenches
hit him at least once already.
And it's wild because he's just...
The bullets are constantly going
right through him. Does it end with the armored vehicle winning?
It just ended.
I was like, what the fuck?
Like, I know the armored vehicle wins.
It was insane.
I might be able to dig it up again, but I've seen a couple of videos like that of armored vehicles attacking trenches.
And I saw one where the guy just tries to crawl away.
He's just he's just so low.
And the bullets are right over him.
Like he's low enough that they can't shoot any lower.
I was learning about the Russian military structure and why they're having some of their problems.
And as someone who doesn't, I've learned how little I know about how to wage war.
I'm going to digress for a moment here. Like all men, or at least many men, I have this idea that like, could I be a general?
Well, I mean, sure, I wouldn't be a great one, but like I know a little.
I could be a terrible general.
But as I watch the tactics, every day I watch the tactics and how they're unfolding and stuff.
All right, we'll check that out.
watch the tactics every day i watch the tactics and how they're unfolding and stuff all right we'll check that out um i'm like oh yeah i didn't understand about surrounding i didn't
do you know what operational surrounding is taylor it's i'll just i don't mean to put you
on the spot but that's when you have three sides and your artillery can reach the fourth so i don't
actually surround you i've actually just u-shaped you but i'm forcing
you to go where i want to go and my guns are trained on the road i expect you to drive on
and i was like why are these russians running into the mines all the time why are they so
idiotic you see the mines right like did you see the three other tanks that blew up on the mines
why do you think there's no mines here anymore here's what happens they drive their tanks to the ukraines ukrainians and then the ukrainians start like
hitting them with artillery well they can place mines with their artillery i didn't i can't say
that word artillery artillery artillery yeah artillery thank you so they have these you know
it looks like a giant bullet the size of like a upper torso and it lays nine mines so they have they have these things like queued up from days
ago it's totally dialed in people are like tank mines tank mines anti-tank mine yeah so now you
get close to us we put mines behind. And then we start shooting at you.
And you're like, oh, fuck.
It's getting hot in here.
I was here before.
Yeah.
And then they go back to safety.
But on the way home are mines that weren't there 15 minutes ago.
That's awful.
Look at this shit.
Wait.
So I didn't realize, to me, placing mines involves some guy being stealthy.
Did that bullet turn into springs and cheese?
Well you can picture what a giant bullet looks like.
Like an artillery bullet.
And then there's like
six cakes in it. That's what it looks like.
Stacked on top of each other. That's fucking cool. I didn't know about that.
Okay.
I've seen those little popper
mines that they drop from the air and they're
kind of u-shaped so they always kind of sit at an angle and they just blow your goddamn toes off if
you step on one and there's just just dump them everywhere yeah so that they're anyway afternoon
in like 50 years now i see these totally idiotic russians running into the mines and i'm like ah no i could
be that idiotic as well i could totally see how they would make that mistake because they just
just drove there 15 minutes ago and um it it's a kind of trap that they lay yeah come again the
ukrainians have been doing it non-stop when the the russians lost 134 tanks and armored vehicles
in one day and that was basically what
they did. They waged a huge attack
and then on the way home,
either they hit them directly with the artillery
or they ran over mines that they placed
on their retreat.
This is a couple days ago?
A week ago.
The Russians
have banned using these mines, saying
they aren't fair.
Well, all's fair in love and war, I suppose.
That's like the trench gun thing.
Which, remember?
World War I, the Germans didn't like the pump shotgun.
They were like, this is not a fair type of warfare.
It's cruel.
It's for killing animals. And Americans were like, like well we made a lot of them so no it's
not like that like well okay let me just take all 500 000 of these and put them in a warehouse for
hunting post-war like no you know you jump down in that trench that the thing's got a big bayonet
on it too and and then i don't know you got five or six shells or something like that and at close
range it's just blowing people apart pretty much everybody else is using like i don't know 30 caliber bolt action rifles and then here's
fucking here's a dude that just jumped in amongst you with a pumped shotgun with a huge knife on the
end and he stabbed your best friend and then blew your face off butted somebody else down just kept
going dude that's the guy to be in the trench. I would have begged
for the shotgun. So another thing,
I bet a lot of those guys got fucked up. They're in the front.
They had guys who would stay in the trench, and their
job was to shoot incoming grenades.
I'd have gotten that job. I'd have
thrown some shit up and shot it, and they'd be like, alright, you can
shoot the grenades. I don't have to go over the top?
Never. Awesome.
I'd have sat there and shot grenades all day.
I'd help because I'd sit next to you and I'd go, ah, ah! I want to be awesome i just sat there and shot grenades all day i've been some british guy who makes
i want to be way in the back making tea for a decision maker in britain england that's my job
what i'm your guy that's who you want to be the dude in a clean
outfit never been washed and they're like, the battle goes poorly, my lord.
Eastern tea!
You're jittering on his
saucer. Yeah, that's the best job.
And it's like, I'm stressed. Give me
head.
You'd be like, this is way better than dealing
with the Germans. What is the worst general
ever?
His troops.
Yeah, they're gearing up for World War III over there.
It's getting pretty wild.
I don't know what the deal with Russia is.
I saw that they were pulling up a half a million men.
I just can't imagine that.
Didn't they say something like that a year ago? That they were bringing up half a million? They did can't imagine that like like five thousand like a year ago that they were
bringing like half a million they did it yeah oh they did yeah they're fighting right now it's
going poorly i have the number 300 000 in my head but yeah they're just okay they're just throwing
unprepared troops into the slaughter and they do it again and again. And I don't understand why Russia isn't more
unhappy with the situation.
I see little spotted
things like a couple of moms being like,
stop throwing our children into the meat grinder.
But by and large, the
country's being kind of patriotic
and pro-war. I don't think they know
exactly what's going on.
They canceled YouTube in Russia.
Well, you know,
I didn't know about that. There's a good move, but other than what's going on? They canceled YouTube in Russia. Well, you know, it is a...
I didn't know about that.
There's a good move, but other than that,
they've been really...
They don't want people looking up tutorials.
They want them getting frustrated with things.
They're going to get wrecked in that game you're playing.
How the fuck do I fix this goddamn washing machine?
Like...
Fucking Russian YouTube is bullshit.
Those Wagner
recruiting videos
are great when you see the guy
at the prison with all
the prisoners listening and he's telling them
like, look, you want to get a prison?
We don't want somebody who's here for a short time.
We don't want somebody who's here for a couple
years. I'm looking for multiple offenders.
I'm looking for guys who have no other options
because where we're going, it's bad.
It's real bad.
Dude, you know who's got a real powerful mercenary group now?
Those El Salvadorians who just locked up 30,000 gang members.
Now you put some sort of explosive net control device on them and then you send them
wherever in the world el salvador uh needs a fucking deal with business escape from new york
what is what are el salvador's problems i guess not gangs anymore
so uh oh i'm starting to the russian armies do not cooperate with each other.
There's the Wagner group, which you hear about a ton.
The PMCs, which are different than the Wagner group. There's another group called PMCs. And then there's the ones that are like Russian proper army.
And they're not sharing information. So when one of them learns something, they don't tell
the rest. They have actually opposing motivations. Like the Wagner
group, if he takes the salt mines, then he can make money off those salt mines in perpetuity.
I guess it becomes his or something. So he doesn't want that guy to do well. He needs to be him who
takes this area. And that's why they're not sharing ammo. It's why they're not sharing intel.
They're competing against each other. And it sounds incredibly stupid because it's not working but if you told me that
like oh this is like kind of a capitalism where our different groups compete with each other and
the most successful ones get the spoils and that's how we motivate them i'd be like ah i see the
logic in this country to fight it's not a good way to do it though manner well you're right because
it's not working well but if if i didn't know it wasn't working well and you said hey what works
better everyone just fighting because they're professional soldiers and that's what they do
or different groups being motivated by the spoils of war i'd be like but that's just adding another
layer of split like if me and kyle are going to war with you like there's already a line in the sand
of who's getting the spoils at the end it's our side or yours but if kyle and i add a layer of
division and now we're competing with each other in addition to competing with you there's no way
that can benefit like we it wouldn't i want the flying contraption but what you're describing is
almost socialism war where you both win and
you both split it but if you do better than kyle you still split it evenly whereas in their system
if you do 80 of the work you get 80 of the spoils and you can see why maybe that would motivate an
army to do it's not working i don't know why i'm defending it but i can see how someone might think
it was like i think they have much corruption that they need some way to
motivate generals and higher-ups
to get out there and get some work done, right? Otherwise
they'd be hiding somewhere, not trying at all, just
preserving their lives.
Why don't Americans do that? Because it seems pretty rough.
Because less corruption, I guess? Yeah,
I think when someone here
signs up for the army, or
the military, and certainly when they get up to
being an officer, because I think they screen them them pretty well they're like gung-ho like flag
carrying americans like yeah they love america that's why they're there why else would they be
there i mean to get a promotion but i'm talking about the officers the higher-ups the generals
those people in generation kill and made it seem like they were doing it to get recognized
so that they could get promoted and do better and if you can't trust an hbo special i don't know who you that's true generation
kill was like a not good band of brothers i agree but i do think it was good yeah yeah it was all
agreed not the first time i'd seen that scars guard guy uh so so i like i liked him in that
the blondes oh yeah yeah yeah it was my first time seeing him too did you watch the finale of So I liked him in that. The blonde is tall. Yeah.
It was my first time seeing him too.
Did you watch the finale of The Last of Us?
Yes.
Yeah, I watched it.
It was fine.
Yeah.
Yeah, we talked about this a little bit earlier.
I wasn't.
Kyle, you're breaking up a little bit.
I'm not in.
He said he wasn't blown away.
I think you're back.
Yeah, I am. I liked it.
I would say early in the series, I could almost not tell it was based on a video game.
I was like, whoa, okay, now they're giving us the universe.
Now they're doing this.
You get to episode three, which we all agree was a tremendous piece of television with the gay love affair.
And I loved it, loved it, loved it. we all agree was a tremendous piece of television with the gay love affair yeah and um like i loved
it loved it loved it and then there were other times in the last episode especially where like
okay now one guy's gonna work his way down the hallway popping off guy after guy it was like
this is very true to the video game and i can see why staying true to a video game
handcuffs you when you're trying
to make great tv yeah i like as i was watching that scene and you can put up spoiler zach
like of him going around the the hospital shooting people and everything i was even
thinking i'm like oh i guess the tv shows on easy difficulty like yes i thought that like this is
not a difficult thing he's doing like he's at no point was anyone else in that hospital even vaguely a threat to our hero.
Not even vaguely.
Even like if they would have sneezed on him, it could have been scarier in the long run.
Like at no point when I was watching him run around was I like, oh, I hope he gets out of this.
What?
Like, no, it it was like are we
the bad guys we have what kind in that do you know what kind of gun we had in the mini 14 i think
oh was it bolted there's semi-automatic i think um there's a similar gun a ruger 556 uh the stock
on it in particular is like the paratrooper stock i think um which i've actually
shot a ruger 556 with a paratrooper stock so i think that's what that was uh and rl that thing
would go full auto if it's the the ruger or at least the one i shot what was i only asked because
in the scenes what would happen is some guy would have what i think is an ak-47
and they'd light up like the drywall we're hiding behind nothing hits us and then he
comes out with what seemed like a semi-auto yeah tap once and the guy would go like he was hit by
a cannonball flying backwards insta dead i was okay with that okay i i saw the opposite you
know there was the one guy who had to double tap. There's a fancy boy.
Yeah, that's real efficient if you're jumping out of an airplane.
You can imagine everything folds up to the whole thing.
The width of your shoulder is long.
I just felt there wasn't a lot of danger in that scene.
I wanted to like it more. He like doing an awesome thing but it was presented
in a way that wasn't exhilarating or thrilling or fun and i told taylor i reminded him of a scene
from boardwalk empire where the exact same thing is happening you've got um richard harrow i think
yeah his name um is going into the mansion yeah he's got the guy with half a face he's going into
the mansion to save the
child who's at the top he's in the top bedroom and the far end of the house and to get there
he's got to kill an entire gang he's got to kill like four guys immediately and then two of them
are stragglers they've got to die and then up a staircase the whole way changing weapons and
even with the way that uh last of us kind of ends there with him
in a standoff with the last guy who's got the kid you know same shit but it's so much better it's so
much cooler um maybe the way it's shot it's just it feels like it feels like he's coming in there
with like the righteous judgment of the lord and he's just like die die are you gonna run die just just every step of the
way and and with us it felt like target shooting or something i don't know they also lowered the
volume which i guess is to let us know that he's like going fucking death like they've mentioned
that before and maybe that's a part of the game that he can't hear shit but we're not they haven't
they haven't given us enough of that they haven't't had him... We should have had him getting snuck up on all the time
or not being able to hear her.
Stuff like that.
By the way, the amount of hearing damage he sustained
in this season alone...
Yeah.
He wouldn't be able to hear too well.
It's been rough.
He got flashbanged in the last episode.
One of those will give you permanent hearing damage?
I don't know.
I know I would not want someone to throw a flashbang at me.
I would imagine yes.
My answer would be yeah.
At your feet, a flashbang?
Yeah, I would think permanent hearing damage.
He's not deaf.
Oh, the hearing thing is a show-only problem.
Oh.
Well, then no wonder it's so boring.
So they lowered the volume down
and they sort of added some tinnitus to the audio during that that that shooting notice
okay and and i was like and that can be fun if he's going into like kill mode right like if he's
even but but he didn't he just he was methodical i did like the one guy who put his gun down and was like, I surrender. And it's just.
I like the doctor.
The doctor.
He came at him with the scalpel, I think.
Right.
I can't let you take her.
I can't let you take it.
And he's got a knife that's not much bigger than your finger.
Understand the doc's motivations, right?
Say humanity's cure on the table.
One dude in front of me trying to take it away i can't let
you i can't be the if they show up here and ask where the cure went i can't say i just stood here
and let you take it come on what they should have said is like it's like if they would have led with
more details of like joel it's an outpatient procedure like he's why did they tell him yeah
it's an outpatient procedure if you want
you can wait here and it about 40 minutes we'll probably have the sample and then you guys can be
on your way want a cookie like that it could have been it could have been solved with with
retard tier communication like yeah yeah just a little lie i might be a little retard i was like
is she definitely gonna die from the procedure?
Is there any way?
And it turns out that like I read articles on it afterwards.
Yes, we're meant to know that she can't survive the procedure.
I bet I could get it out.
I think what they need to do is.
Are you suggesting you're better than the surgeon?
Yeah, absolutely.
They're all guessing.
Here's what I would do.
Have you ever seen that thing that they use for
for brain clots right they open up um an artery down here and then they run that little wire in
with the uh with the contrast die and they go into the brain with a little wire why can't they
go in there and do that little grabber and i don't mean to hurt your feelings but i bet you're
not very good at that i'm so much better than you!
That's not a hard part.
I'm the only one here who even thought of it!
Y'all can get in line behind me.
You're just like halfway through.
You're halfway through.
You're halfway through
and there's just blood
pouring out of her nose and eyes and you're like god botched it
i made a wrong turn somewhere
wait which artery was it again i thought it was yeah no we just guessed it was there's probably
a fuck ton of girls like this out there but find another one why is her asshole bleeding this has gone horribly it's just every bit of her oh here's a little factoid brain surgery ellie's mother ellie's
mother the lady who gave birth obviously there at the very beginning that is the voice actress
for ellie in the game yeah jackie told me that while i watched yeah and i can see why one she
really looked like the character in the game I saw a resemblance
and at first I thought they just got the right
actress because
ever see like a parent
brought into the show later on and you're like that seems like
it would be that person's parent
I see the resemblance
I saw the resemblance a lot
and assuming the character in the game
looks like her I can see why they cast i thought she
was a little bit like the ellie actress yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah her like eyes and mouth um look
similar so yeah no i uh i would say this year this that's season one um and i would i would
say it's like a b plus the last of us that's how i rate the series on the whole there is a at no
point are you going to be frustrated
it will never make you angry unless you're like actually homophobic like like and i don't use i
don't like the word homophobic because it doesn't make sense you'd have to be scared of gays though
to like not like the last of us i think because it's not like there's a scene in the star trek
where like one lesbian looks to the other in the middle of a battle and she's basically like
want to eat some pussy later?
And she's like, hubba hubba hubba.
And it's like, fucking fix the ship!
Fucking fix the ship!
You're supposed to be a goddamn scientist.
That's unrealistic.
Which show is that?
Star Trek Discovery.
It's the woke one that I refuse to watch.
That's ham-handed and stupid, yeah.
It's like a black lady captain in a ship that spins
using a fungus network to travel the stars and crying all the goddamn time.
I won't watch it.
Ugh.
Yeah.
And not for any one of those things in particular.
It's the combination.
Half of their gay episodes have been horrible.
So they had a good run of the Nick Offerman one, and then the lesbian one was fucking awful.
And it wasn't because of the lesbian stuff. It was just the whole one was fucking awful and it wasn't because of
the lesbian stuff it was just the whole episode sucked to me it had nothing to do with anything
i liked it more than you but here's the thing though if you remove it and you use all that
time to add like to give us more time with joel and ellie it's just so much better spent or how
about this let me see joe kills some different people how about joe kills a raider i haven't
seen a raider yet.
We were led to believe these were serious threats.
Raiders on the road.
Weren't you picturing barbarians
out in the wilderness who were rapey cannibals
who would have an outdoor fire pit
made out of a shopping cart.
Somebody's got a hat
made out of squirrels with rotten teeth.
The guy that stabbed Joel with a baseball bat, not a raider?
More of a...
Those were cannibals.
Those actually turned out to be cannibals
that were part of that community with the child molester.
Pretty rough group if you think about it.
Jesus.
You guys play hard in the paint.
You guys... Yeah, he was a... Murder's not... you guys play hard in the paint.
Yeah, he was a murder's not nothing. They should have revealed his
darkness right away. I should
have been afraid that he was going to rape Ellie from
day one, from the first moment.
As soon as he
started quoting Bible verses, I knew
he was bad.
Well, I didn't.
That might be my bias.
I'll tell you this.
It might be.
They double-crossed me
because when he bitch-slapped that 12-year-old girl,
I was like,
oh, shit, this guy's...
This is a good guy.
This is a good guy.
He put that little bitch right in line.
Yeah.
He's getting rid of her refusal to be part of the team
because that's bad for morale.
Oh, not Ellie.
The daughter of the other guy who had bad for morale. Oh, not Ellie. The daughter
of the other guy who had died. That's what I'm saying.
She was starting to get a little
uppity about his
religious rule. Shut up and eat your dad.
The show leaves a lot to be desired for me.
I would have liked to have seen more
of the good stuff and less of
the boring. There was just some
times when I was watching and I was
like, this is okay, but it's not good and uh specifically the whole time that they were in that goddamn mall
but every episode there's a little bit of time where i just feel like man i've
my favorite parts when they're talking that like their dialogue together is my favorite
and then after that it's fighting so talk and fight talk and fight talk and fight don't fucking flash back
again to some some character who's already dead especially when ellie's gonna tell him what
happened anyway that's the best part she told him in five fucking seconds in the season finale
about episode six yeah which was 52 minutes or whatever like we could have got so much more backstory no raiders
no marauders no no road warriors for them to contend with for the most part pretty pretty
annoying there walking dead did a pretty good job now walking dead wasn't an a plus show but
it did a good job of making you understand that the people are the scariest thing around
and that the zombies could if the world had been littered with pits
with spikes in it but people were the real problem it wouldn't be any different it'd be the same
walking dead zombies were just uh you know pve no big threat type thing yeah in last of us like
what is this show about exactly is it about the clickers is it about those lost characters is it about the
people i i didn't really define it for me i think i think the big idea is that the main danger is
the people and the in the in the in this and the focus of the show is the interpersonal relationships
but meanwhile humanity can never really recover because you've got that fungus out yeah like in
this situation like in last of Us, unlike Walking Dead,
it's like the biggest
threat are the other people out there.
No, it's not.
It's a fungus that infects all of us
and can live anywhere.
By the way, here's one thing that annoyed me.
I've turned on Walking Dead
recently just in the background.
I thought, oh, Woody's watching this. I don't pay much attention
to it.
Most of the deaths come out of like laziness like they just won't run it's stupidity or laziness they won't run and that's all it takes like just walk
a little bit they don't they're not they're they're not threatening enough frankly they need
to be scarier kyle loves to watch i'm not kyle i'm sorry colin loves to
watch walking dead highlights with me and uh um that's how i fill his bucket so i watched one
today and my goodness the level of threat that a zombie is and walking dead is so inconsistent
i'll watch two women basically unarmed one of them had like a street sign and
the other one had like broken glass win a 14 v2 right yeah and then there's another time where
like a single zombie's in the woods and for some reason they don't stand up they're like boot
butt scooching backwards and they can't deal with this 1v1 threat you just want a 14 by 2
and the same person is incompetent versus a single zombie and they don't
have boss zombies like Last of Us
I don't know the names of them
but like some of them are bigger stronger they can take
people and rip them in two that doesn't exist
in Walking Dead every zombie is
just cannon fodder and
the level of threat that
is so inconsistent it ruins the show
and I love how consistent like
or inconsistent rather
their level of volume is just by
convenience because like sometimes
they'll be in the middle of the woods and you can just hear
and it's like
there's one there's one five
miles that way and then other times
they'll like this has happened five times in the show
where the dude they kill
the last one and they're all sweaty in the woods
going and then it pans to what would be
a red shirt and then out of
nowhere one goes
and it's like you were
standing in a circle
like you would have seen
My situational awareness is
so good. Like if I'm in
a situation like that, I'm like
I'm on
my fucking toes i'm crouched down i'm fucking looking left and right i'm spinning knees kyle
high knees high fucking knees like like it's like none of these people ever played football
baseball any sport that required coordination or fucking being heads up like there's no you
can't sneak up on me are you you fucking crazy? No. Never.
Hypothetically, we're in the woods.
There's dead leaves everywhere. How about now?
But Kyle,
could you avoid one sneaking up on you
if you're standing in the woods and you
and I are facing each other?
Because that's the situation
these guys are put in.
They would have to go...
What if you're in an old field with nothing around you from miles around?
The only way that could happen is if there was a Scooby-Doo thing where I get scared
and I'm like...
What? What is it?
What are you freaking out for?
I know we live in the zombie apocalypse,
but I can't imagine what's got you all
stirred up there, Taylor.
Zonk Scoob, Mr. Zombie.
Oh,
how's it bitten?
Zonk Scoob, I'm too goddamn
baked.
Yeah, it's a frustrating
part of shows like that. Just any show where that you've got
gangsters who dislike each other and people don't regularly just get blasted that's frustrating
tulsa king is quite good tulsa king i've seen called yellowstone meets um sopranos and it kind
of it kind of fits that it's um i haven't been frustrated by the by the gunplay yet
but i could see how it could get into um sons of anarchy type territory if you're not careful
where it's like bad the sentence of anarchy well yeah the sons of anarchy are gun runners they have
ready access the whole point of the show is is importing machine guns and explosives or
exporting them rather to Ireland for the IRA to
fight their bullshit and
also selling them to gang bangers
in Southern
California. So a lot of times
you got the Sons of Anarchy biker gang
versus a Mexican drug
gang and they all
shoot at each other with machine guns in a junkyard
and one guy will be like, oh, I'm shot
in the ass and they'll all like
leave and it's like did anybody die
we should all be dead
it's just an epidemic of minor
wounds in
because they're all so well armed
like everybody's got a big
machine gun and one guy's got a rocket
launcher you know it's just
they do struggle in that show though
with
fatness.
You know in shows where they'll have a big bruiser, but it's like that guy's just fat.
And they step over the line of the boogie conundrum, we could call it.
Where it's like someone who is really big and like a Michael Chiklis, for example.
You're like, that guy looks like he might actually be kind of strong under all that fat.
for example you're like that guy looks like he might actually be kind of strong under all that fat you know but he does that one main guy in uh not the main guy but his like underling who's an
absolute sphere with the big beard in sons of anarchy that guy's like so fat that like when
he does try to act tough and he's like we're the sons of anarchy it's like i bet you are champ like
yeah what are you gonna do you got You got steel girders on your bike.
You're like the fat uncle of anarchy.
Yeah, you're the fat uncle of anarchy.
You're the going-to-die-alone of anarchy in a gutter.
Even worse, remember there was the one grandpa with the oxygen tank.
Every now and then, he'd get in on the action.
He literally had O2
on.
And then Ron Perlman, he was always getting snuck up on
because of how close his eyes are together.
That's why he couldn't ride anymore.
Trying to run this gang, but he can't ride.
And damage
from winning so many fights or something.
He's got arthritis.
But wasn't it from punching people?
Am I crazy?
Back in the day, I was a boy.
Punching people would always hurt him
because he had arthritis.
Maybe I put something together that wasn't there.
A lifetime of being a motorcycle man
would do that to you too, right?
I bet it would. I didn't think of that
So my wife has
Arthritis in her hands
She just sucks her mother did too
Genetic and she ages that way cool
But vibration is awful
Like the doctor told her that she couldn't vacuum anymore
Or mow the yard
Yeah she's like
Oh no
We sought a second opinion But Woody's like oh no anything but that we sought a second opinion
but what he's like yeah but in this household we don't take no for an answer
and so and so i've bought her a series of gloves
you ever seen a woman vacuum with her feet kyle
come on over it's wild and frustrating
stop dropping the goddamn vacuum on the tile
you hear you're fucking clacking around in there all day i'm trying to enjoy myself
you have one job in this house
no no you gaslighter. I do everything around here.
Jesus Christ.
Yes.
Now I'm imagining you're cutting the yard with her feet.
All right, anyway.
On the zero.
Oh, man, I'm excited to play more of this game tonight. Yeah, me too. I'm really digging it. On the zero.
I'm excited to play more of this game tonight.
Yeah, me too. I'm really digging it.
I haven't watched any videos of it.
I went to Turin's channel. It looked like he had diversified
a little bit. It's kind of hard to find
the kind of videos that I want
that don't teach me
mechanics that I already know because I'm very familiar with the
series. I played like a thousand
hours of the second game.
It's the same shit. It's just I don't know
exactly. There's some
specifics in this that I'm not aware of.
I need to figure out how to do that. Move
your army up and they stay in position.
Ask me
questions when we start.
I'll do a practice one and I'll show you some
basic stuff that you just need to know.
Sounds like what Kyle wants would be best in written form.
Sometimes I'm like, man, I don't want to watch a 38
minute video. I believe I could scan
a webpage and get this in 90 seconds.
Yeah, if I could
ask the questions, if I could ask
an expert, I could get the answers that I need
in 30 seconds.
I'm going to have to
comb through a couple hours of videos, but it's fine.
I like that shit. It'll be good someone sent me a fit a picture of our boy
fenster's ass today really yeah he's got his uh his only fan of stealing he charges
rocking and well look i i felt guilty when i received the ass no not you the gentleman who
sold it i mean come on yes i didn't request. I didn't request to ask.
It was just sort of sent to me unsolicited, if you will.
I'm assuming he's like bent over wearing some sort of underwear and passing for a girl miraculously.
Is that about right?
No, it's not quite that dirty.
It wasn't quite that dirty.
He was just kind of show.
He was doing the show in his butt, though.
And, you know, he's dressed up like a pretty lady.
It's real off-putting.
If you guys want to head over there, I think
it's like $20 a month, and
there's thousands and thousands of people
who have already signed up, apparently.
Go buy Fenster
a house every month over there on
OnlyFans.
Break it in, Fen. Break it in.
That's what I would say anytime anybody gave me
any shit. You know, I make a house a month
showing me, bum.
How much do you make
a month a house?
I make multiple
houses a month. I make a house
a month. Probably not where he
is. He's so expensive. Make your ass work for you.
He might have to save up six weeks to buy a house.
I don't know a really nice
one probably making a hundred grand a month yeah so so i probably know hundred thousand dollar
houses where he is oh i saw this thing the other day where um uh in london i guess and maybe i
misunderstood what i was looking at but it seemed like because rent prices were so high there's this
loophole where you can rent a dumpster for $50 a month.
And so people take dumpsters and they turn them into mini houses that they can
just stick there and nobody can say anything because it's your dumpster.
And they've got like a bed and like a little kitchenette, you know,
it's like a little mini house that they're building.
And how do they clean the dumpster? I guess.
When you start living in dumpsters i think they started they started with like a new dumpster and it's a british dumpster so it's cheap toady door mate you got your dumpster license you're
living in there you know dumpsters though they call there's a british word for them that i don't
recall right now that i've never heard before it was was something else, but it's along those lines.
We call it a big bin.
It's like Big Bin that Clock would like so much.
Is it a skip?
A skip, yeah, yeah.
I Googled it.
I didn't know.
Because that's what it sounded like anyway.
I heard skip or skiff, and I didn't know which it was.
I remember now.
I think a skiff is that thing that politicians do
where they go into that special room where
the kids are.
A scud
is the missiles
that Saddam Hussein was shooting at us
in the Gulf War.
A small world.
Patriot missiles.
My parents sat me down and told me this.
They shoot the scud missiles at us.
And I'm thinking like us right here.
Yes.
I don't know where the Persian Gulf is.
I'm five.
I don't know where the Persian Gulf is.
Persia is that near.
I'm like,
are they going to get us?
And they're like,
no,
the Patriot missiles,
they go up and they shoot down the Scud missiles.
And I'm like,
we'll be safer in Livonia.
So you're right.
That is called a skiff.
Although I think a skiff is also a boat.
It is. I believe it is. You'll find
many words sound similar.
English is very difficult.
In the boat skiff, there's one F in the
secret politician room skiff,
and it's a P for the British dumpster.
Live and learn.
Learning English is very, very
difficult with all of the homonyms,
all the words, all the synonyms, all the words that
sound alike but are
completely different things.
I saw an example the other day
and it's like, oh my god.
Maybe it was seal. Seal is
one of them. There are so many different
seals. Run is
one too. Seal of approval.
There's a seal on a
piece of paper. There's a seal on a piece of paper.
There's a fucking seal the animal.
You can seal something together.
There's a bunch of them.
There's a run on banks.
There's a run in your stockings.
There's running, like the physical activity.
There's the runs.
The runs.
I didn't think of that one.
There's a run is another one where there's a ton.
I'm missing some of them big things i heard that i heard that those banks were had a lot to do
with crypto and that that was further exacerbating the problems that uh crypto has been suffering
from i'm still gathering stuff i understand the t-bill problem and that they that they
bumped themselves into uh i understand the woke
red herring um but i really thought it was about t-bills but i do oh and i understand the um
the the payoff thing that people are kind of misinterpreting the public um losses and
private gains like that business is kind of it's not right in this situation. Can I give you my like quick take? And I watched 30 minutes of CNN. It seems like these banks were
taking the money that people had given them as a bank and they were investing it, which isn't out
of the ordinary, but they were investing large amounts of it in long-term investments. So that
meant that there, and the people who utilized the bank that had their
money stored there um were primarily startups and things like that people who need small businesses
people who need their money all the time like oh a hundred thousand here hundred thousand there big
orders and such so a time came when it looked like there might not be enough money for everyone that
which created a run on the bank which caused the bank to fail which called the caused the federal government to put
it to want to put a finger in the dike um by saying we're going to take money out of this fund
this fdic fund or whatever we're going to use that to make everyone right or to bail out these banks
um and don't worry taxpayers it doesn't you, except it does when you go to
get a mortgage because the money from that is being taken out and put into that account.
I got all that? I actually got a little lost at the mortgage part. You might know something I
don't. I heard mortgage rates dropped because of this, which I don't know if that's good or bad
because we're fighting inflation. But the T-bill part, you said they made long-term investments. Here's the deal, right? Let's say
a treasury bill pays 2% and it's going to do that for the next 30 years. You can buy $1,000
worth of these T-bills and then it's going to keep paying you like a 2% gain for the next 30
years. Cool. If you decide that you don't want to be in that
investment anymore, you can always find someone else willing to buy it. But here's the rub.
While that seemed like an incredibly safe US government backed investment that would always
give you a 2% return, now they're 5% return. So that $1,000 investment that you made
is not competitive with the $1,000
investments that I could make today. If you want to sell it, I'll give you 800 for it.
Do you follow that part? They can't get their money out whole.
Yeah. Well, if the interest rates had stayed flat, this would be a really safe investment.
If the interest rates had dropped even further. So essentially they can't get their money.
Or they would sell at a loss.
Which is going to cause them to fail.
They can't lose 20% of their money as a bank.
Yeah, well, that number I made up.
But still, it holds roughly true.
You're talking about $10 billion or something.
They just can't.
So it used to be, I guess because of Dobbs-Frank,
they couldn't invest stuff like this.
They had to put it in safer stuff.
And then they made it so that banks that weren't uh really big ones had looser rules they this bank lobbied the trump
administration to make it so that regional banks as opposed to big national ones could take bigger
risks they said look we're experts in what we're doing we're not going to fail and even if we do
what's the big fucking deal we're not not fucking Bank of America. And the Trump administration said, yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
Let's loosen up the regulations on this little bank.
Well, what happened was people in little banks everywhere were like, oh, my gosh, little banks can fail.
And they were starting to run on other little banks.
Little is relative.
It seemed like a pretty big bank.
And there was a bank in New York that nearly went down. And government had to step in and be like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. We will make sure that the people who put their money in don't lose it. But the
people who invest in this bank, they get wiped out. Fuck them. That's how the Biden administration-
Yeah, welcome to Capital.
Yeah.
Which is fair. I do like that i've always thought the fdic
insuring quarter million of your money thing it's like oh man like i don't want to start moving your
money around a little bit when you if you ever had more than that liquid which wouldn't really
make a lot of sense but still i mean if you're a billionaire it does but but yeah yeah so the
business owner yeah the fdic insurers i If you've got 800,000 dollars, you're a business owner.
Yeah.
The FDIC insurers,
I think it's all your accounts at that bank.
So you can't have four accounts
and make it a million dollars.
It's still a quarter million dollars.
Yeah, you'd have to move your...
You'd have to use different banks to...
Bank of America, Wells Fargo,
you gotta move...
But in this case,
even people who had a million dollars
at this Silicon Valley bank
will get their entire million dollars back.
The government is out of the ordinary.
Normally, they would lose three quarters of that.
But if they didn't do that, then everyone in these little banks in New York and wherever, we're going to start making runs there, too.
So they were able to sort of nip this in the bud and stop a more systemic problem.
Finger in the deck.
Finger in the deck.
Seems like a move by Biden.
Well, that's better than an economic collapse yeah yeah and again and this part i don't fully understand
but it's not costing the taxpayers anything nothing that there is this fund that i heard
different i doubt that well you might know something more than me well see the fund is
funded by taxpayers and so now that fund is being emptied so the fund is funded by taxpayers. And so now that fund is being emptied. So the fund is funded by taxpayers.
It's funded by banks and the banks pay into it.
I'll show you where my source is.
The banks get the money from people who pay for mortgages or something.
They're getting the money from their customers.
And now that that fund is dry, they're going to have to get more of that money.
Oh, that makes sense.
Yeah, yeah.
So when you say taxpayers, you mean bank customers.
It was, again, I watched 30 minutes of the news today,
15 on CNN, 15 on Fox News.
That's how I make sure I get all the relative information.
The money is not coming from the U.S. government.
I think it's coming from things that the banks pay into.
And you could argue all money ultimately comes from people
who are working for a living.
I'm not 100% on where money ultimately comes from people who are working for a living. I'm not 100% aware that money comes from.
The person who was speaking on the news this morning made it sound like,
and they're going to sell it like it's not coming out of our pocket.
But look over here.
He's paying John.
But I don't know one way or the other.
It's a good thing that there's not going to be a run on fucking banks.
Yeah.
It's another case where I feel likeiden's doing the absolute right thing they're a great job but terrible at selling it absolutely terrible at selling it and they're like
rabble rousers who misinform and sell a negative spin on it better than he sells his truth yeah
yeah he sucks.
I'm looking forward to the election cycle, seeing if
DeSantis and Trump can put their heads
together and do something fun.
I don't know.
I want them to fight. I want DeSantis
to paint Trump
as a bad president. I want the president to
paint DeSantis as whatever he
does. I don't know, DeSanctimonious or something.
Yeah.
I want to see him. president to paint desantis is whatever he does i don't know to sanctimonious or something yeah i
want i want to see him uh i want to see a food fight sure i guess but i would prefer if they
just immediately got together and beat biden because that's what i want to see
they're gonna put you back in jail we're gonna combine our
trump is gonna come after you again this time I heard this guy's got THC.
It's not even illegal.
Well, fuck him.
If you elect me again, I will send Kyle Myers to prison.
Again.
Everyone.
No.
I'm sending him there
believe me
lock him up
look at him
he came to try and
curry my favor look at him over there
take his coat
take him out of here
I'm a Richard Ryan
guy myself
and that's a shot I'm a Richard Ryan guy myself.
And that's a shot.
All right.
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