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pkn 477 what's up boys not too much kyle's got me really thinking about game shows ever since
you mentioned the family feud thing and i was in the middle of working out today earlier and i just
like kept taking breaks in between sets and being like oh this would be a fun trivia game show kind
of category this would be a good trivia game show category.
And so my workout took forever because I ended up writing 10 questions and then I realized, fuck, I can't just have
10 questions because you guys, if you're answering the same question, you're going to
overlap and influence each other. And so I need to have 10 categories
with a question for each of you. So I ended up writing like 32
of your questions today, a each of you. So I ended up writing like 32 of your questions today,
a bunch of them.
And so, well, this is a big deal.
It'll see who between the two of you is smarter definitively.
This is how you tell.
Yeah, I was thinking about intelligence the other day
and how to explain it to someone,
or at least how I interpret intelligence to someone.
And I thought of like the components of a computer.
And so like wisdom is
like your hard drive like like anybody can have a lot of stuff in their hard drive but your
intelligence is your cpu it's how you how quickly you can do how many calculations you can do per
second how how dense and complicated those calculations can be yeah so you can you can
just have this wealth of knowledge and be a real it's not memorization moron some people think
it's memorization you're're right. It's about sheer
computing power.
Zach, will you pull up
the question document I linked you
a few minutes ago?
And I told Zach, a trooper,
I gave him editing
power so he can put a bunch of enters
in between the questions.
Round one is charcuterie
and it is a bit subjective.
Oh, fuck.
I will ask.
No Googles, friends.
I will ask that you pronounce these words on my behalf.
I will do it for you.
Of course I will.
Of course I will.
Woody, your question is,
which of the following cheeses pairs best with soppressata?
A, Gouda, B, Cheddar, C, Havarti, or D, Swiss?
Jesus Christ.
Now, soppressata, to help the spicy Italian meat.
It's a spicy Italian meat.
A little spicy, yes.
I would think Gouda and Havarti.
Gouda or Havarti.
Yeah, because those are the ones that I don't know.
Those are the ones you don't know?
We've talked about cheese so many times.
I thought this was...
This is like a Slumdog Millionaire question
because I've talked about all of this.
So what are you going with?
What's your final answer here?
Gouda, cheddar, Havarti?
It applies to...
Which of the following cheeses?
Yeah, there are many cheeses and but which
which singular cheese oh i see so it's one single cheese havarti that is correct
is this the fuck i need a buzzer or something even a blind that. Where's my little tally?
Ding.
All right, I'll do that.
It helped a lot that you told me
that Super Seta
is spicy.
It's not going to be cheddar or twist.
I've applied an asterisk to any results
that are...
This is the inaugural one,
and so we need to be a little friendlier.
But I won't say a single thing about yours.
Kyle, your question is,
which of the following cheeses
pairs best with prosciutto?
C.
C, provolone.
Gouda, pepper jack, provolone, or goat.
Kyle, immediately with C.
Ding!
That is correct.
The other Italian cheese, yes.
The other Italian cheese. I started off
easy here with
charcuterie, and I think charcuterie will remain
an evergreen topic.
Round two movies.
Now, these ones
did a little digging
because I needed to do some objective ones
that you guys would know too.
Woody, your question is,
Leonardo DiCaprio won an Oscar in 2016
for his performance in this movie.
The Revenant.
Oh, shit.
I didn't think you'd get it that fast.
Yeah, of course he would know that.
We've discussed it at length.
We've discussed cheese?
We've discussed this for an hour
about how he doesn't think Leo's a good actor
or didn't deserve the Oscar.
I, on the other hand, I'm not sure
what Matthew McConaughey won in
2014 for, but I'm guessing
it's the Dallas Buyers Club.
Was it?
Yes, that is correct. Kyle's
question was Matthew. Oh, you got it!
Yes,
Matthew McConaughey won an Oscar in his performance in this movie.
It was Dallas Buyers Club.
Undefeated.
Two perfect geniuses so far.
On to round three.
It's a good movie, by the way, Dallas Buyers Club.
Make you cry.
Pokemon.
Oh, my gosh.
Woody, which of the following Pokemon is not fire type?
A, Magmar. B, Gyarados. C, Arcanine. Woody, which of the following Pokemon is not fire type?
A, Magmar, B, Gyarados, C, Arcanine, or D, Moltres?
Well, I think A and D are fire types.
So I'm existing somewhere in the middle there.
Like a thought process?
Just because it sounds like Molten and Magna.
All right.
So I'm going to go C.
C, Arcanine.
That is incorrect.
Can I steal?
Thank you, Zach.
I've had so much for this.
Was it B, Gyarados?
It was B, Gyarados.
And for mine, is it B, Alakazam? Wait, hold on.
I have to read it.
I have to read it.
Which of the following Pokemon is not water type?
For Kyle, A, Blastoise, B, Alakazam, C, Starmie, or D, Shellder.
Kyle says B, Alakazam.
That is correct.
There we go. I have to assume that you know as much about Pokemon as Iam. That is correct. There we go.
I have to assume that you know as much about Pokemon
as I do. I don't, but I know how
the English language works.
No, I was meaning Zach
because I was waiting for him to ding ding.
So Kyle has the lead
three to two. Round four.
Television. Woody, what are the
names of Ned Flanders'
children?
I don't know, but i will after you tell me um ned flanders kids i don't know i don't know i we could be here all day i
won't get them kyle for the steel rod and todd thing rod and todd unfortunately i didn't factor Rod and Todd.
Unfortunately, I didn't factor in point steal,
so you don't get a point for that.
You get credit.
Kyle, the next to your question is from King of the Hill.
What country are the Super Newsome phones from?
Oh, Conley Ocean.
He from Laos.
Now, that is Conley Ocean. Con is La Ocean. He from Laos. Now, that is
Con-La-Ocean. Con-La-Ocean.
Kyle, correct.
That's four to two.
Double up. Double up
right now. Woody's got plenty of time to come back.
Question five.
Geography. Woody, which
of the following nations is
largest by population?
A, Mexico. B, Egypt. population? A. Mexico, B.
Egypt, C. Japan,
D. Vietnam.
C. Japan.
C. Japan.
That is incorrect.
It is Mexico.
Really? It's so unpopulated
in the middle. Okay.
They're all pretty close.
Don't they have the largest city in the world?
Isn't Tokyo the biggest?
Seoul, I think, is the largest city.
I think South Korea has the largest city in the world.
I saw Tokyo a while back.
It looked incredible.
Mexico City is the largest city in North America.
Mexico City is bigger than New York.
So that's incorrect for Woody.
Kyle, which of the following nations is smallest by population?
A, Ghana, B, Chile, C, Somalia, or D, Netherlands? I admit I don't know the answer, but I am going
to go with Ghana. Oh, I would have. Yeah, that is incorrect. C, Somalia? No, it's the Netherlands.
Yeah, the Netherlands are the smallest of those.
I just went to a list and picked some that were
kind of close, but not
too much. I don't think I want to go there.
That's a nice hard one. I like that one. I like that question.
Round six, NHL.
Woody, which of the following
is statistically the worst player?
A, Sidney Crosby. B,
Patrick Kane. C. Mario Lemieux.
Or D. Claude Giroux.
I don't know the answer.
But using psychology, I'm going to say it's Giroux because you're an asshole.
That is correct.
It is Claude Giroux.
The worst of those players by far.
Not even close.
An easy question for Woody.
That's three to four.
Which of the following is not an NHL team?
A, Buffalo Sabres.
B, New York Islanders.
C, Winnipeg Senators.
D, Vancouver Canucks.
Man, I don't know.
100%, I don't know.
Like, how many teams does New York have, right? I don't know. 100%. I don't know.
How many teams does New York have?
Because I know they've got a couple of football teams, a couple of baseball
teams. So I have to
assume that
they have
Islanders. Is that what they're called? That's so
stupid. They're called the Rangers, just to be
clear. Trolling is allowed?
That is
100% allowed. You can throw them off the scent or
throw them on the scent.
There are New York Rangers,
which doesn't make any sense because they don't
range.
Winnipeg Senators,
the Vancouver Canucks.
I feel like they're all teams,
just one of them isn't an NHL team.
I'm just going to have to guess and say...
I don't know if the Buffalo Sabres is drawing me, but...
Buffalo Sabres, A.
I guess Steel is the Ottawa Senators, C.
Woody, with the Steel is the Ottawa Senators, not the Winnipeg Senators.
I don't have any Senators there.
They're Canadian.
No, they don't.
What is it?
Are you keeping track, Zach?
Yeah, it's three to four.
Three to four right now.
Steele's mean nothing.
They're for prestige.
Steele's mean nothing.
We'll add that next time I'm working out and thinking about trivia stuff.
On to round seven.
On to round seven.
Which is...
What the fu... Oh yeah, this one's
another...
What do I call this? Tay's faves?
Tay's faves.
It's totally subjective.
Woody, which of the following is
my favorite snack at the
moment? At the
moment. At the moment.
Not all time snack. Which of the following is my favorite snack at the moment at the moment not all time snack which of the following is my favorite
snack at the moment a goldfish b pistachios c cheez-its or d saltines this is a hilarious
question it's it's made that much better by the fact that we were discussing that this would be
a measure of intelligence before the show started and And I described intelligence as your CPU and your
hard drive.
I actually think it's B or
D. And I'm going to go
D, saltines.
D, saltines.
That is incorrect. You had
it with B. It's pistachios right
now. Solid choice. Big miss
at the moment.
Saltines are very popular in the prison system.
Yes.
Not really.
There's no salt on them. It's absurd.
You'll miss those three kernels of salt on your saltine.
I promise you.
This next one is easy for me.
But okay.
Is it The Jungle Book?
Kyle, which of the following was Taylor's favorite childhood movie?
A. A Bug's Life. B. Toy Story, C. Jungle Book, D. Hocus Pocus
C. Jungle Book
That is correct
It is Jungle Book
Number one
I meant Hocus Pocus and Saltines to both be the
Definitely not questions
But given how much I like salt
I can see how I threw with round seven
So that's a point for Kyle
You know what it really was,
Taylor? Yeah. It was pistachios
or saltines and pistachios
are so concentrated in calories.
I'm like, no way he's killing saltines
right now. That was the thought process
that I'm sorry, pistachios.
Pistachios are so calorie dense. I was like,
no way Taylor's killing pistachios,
but I'm killing pistachios. I'm
just doing it's like one of the
time snack thing yeah if i eat a whole bag of them i can't do it for another five days but
all right that's five that's five to three round eight ufc woody which of the following fighters
has the most ufc victories a andre arlovsky b john jones Jones, C, Max Holloway, or D, Neil Magny?
Interesting.
Most UFC victories.
I feel like it's A or B.
John Jones obviously is sort of undefeated, but that's not the question.
Andre Arlovsky has a really long career.
I'm going to go A, Arlovsky.
A, that is correct woody with the point can i guess how many wins he has yeah andre arlosky had like 27 wins i think it was 25 when i looked yeah he's number one
should be okay all four of those guys are successful i found them on the same list well which of the following fighters has the most ko victories a derrick lewis b donald cerrone c francis and ganu or d conor mcgregor
yeah i would think between a and c they're the big black heavyweight dudes uh but derrick in
particular is sort of knock them out or lose a lot of the time i'd have to go with derrick lewis derrick lewis is
correct you guys swept the the ufc category i i wouldn't have known those but i figured you guys
would i knew i had to like sprinkle in real questions you did a really good job honestly
you did a good job because to be fair you could probably have a third that you're because we know
a little bit it's it becomes binary very quickly that you're because we know a little bit.
It's it becomes binary very quickly.
Yeah.
So it could be a little harder.
Like, it's definitely not Donald Cerrone.
Like, he knows it ain't Donald Cerrone.
Yeah, I would have probably known that.
Yeah.
Round nine.
Woody, what is the most populous city in South Carolina?
All right.
There's Charleston, Myrtle beach in Florence. I feel like it has to be one of those.
I'm going to say Florence,
Florence.
It's Charleston.
Charleston is their number one.
Thanks for bringing the buzz back.
Kyle,
what is the most popular city in Alabama?
I just picked States that you guys have ordered to make it fair.
Solid choice.
That is incorrect.
It's Huntsville.
Montgomery was my second choice.
No idea.
I didn't know.
Alabama was kind of tough because they don't really have a lot of cities.
Because they don't keep good records through lack of good.
All right.
Round 10, Lord of the rings woody what is pippin's full name in lord of the rings shit i was gonna say mary pippin
looking ahead mary's the other hobbit, his partner in crime.
This is great.
This is fun.
I don't even know if Pippin's his first name or last name.
I give up.
I just don't know.
I'm going to say Mary Pippin.
Mary Pippin, that's incorrect.
Kyle, do you know Pippin's full name? It's Mariadoc Brandywine.
For Mary?
Okay.
Well, I'm going to stick with that, yes,
even though it's clearly Pippin's last name.
But, yeah, I know his first name is Mariadoc or some shit,
but I don't remember his last name.
I thought it was Brandywine, but I'm feeling that it's not now.
No.
That should be my guess, though.
Both incorrect.
It's Mariadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took.
What?
I just burned half a point.
Mariadoc Brandywine, and it was what?
Mariadoc Brandybuck.
Oh, God.
I think we should take two points
away for that stupid answer.
You know what? I'm not going to do that. I'm going to take
a point away from Kyle.
And that means Kyle wins 5-4
instead of 6-4. So Kyle
won a no undefeated in
Taylor's trivia trials.
So
well done.
Well done to both of you.
You did a great job on the real questions and pretty good on the dumb fake ones too.
As far as my favorite things.
So yeah, I don't know why I wrote an answer key
other than I was expecting disputes.
You nailed the level of difficulty on the questions.
That was appropriate.
And also they were fun.
So well done.
Good.
Thank you.
Maybe we'll do that more.
Maybe we'll take turns being trivia masters or something like that.
I could do that.
Yeah.
Did you watch any of the games, the baseball postseason or football games?
I could shift to that too because I've watched a lot of ESPN this week.
Mizzou lost, so let's go Georgia.
Man, let's start there.
Okay, I watched every second of the Mizzou game.
Great game.
Y'all have a great team.
It was a tough loss.
The scoreboard makes it look worse than it was
because when they got to the last couple minutes of the game,
obviously Mizzou is playing for the win, not for a close loss.
So the game plan changes and the is playing for the win not for a close loss so they're you know the
game plan changes and the ball gets turned over a couple times but man really fun game to watch
fuck florida i think mizzou was leading into the fourth does that sound right stats and stories
got here i didn't watch they were they were either at halftime they were going into the fourth they
might have been down five but it was real close like they were going back and forth for a minute there with like a five point lead because i think they went for too early and uh anywho
your kicker so fun to watch he came out hit like a 60 yarder again or no 50 yard or something like
that yeah again their guy comes out misses like a 25 yard or 30 yarder huge shot from the crowd the crowd's fucking dudes over there tearing his
helmet off so that was a great game to watch uh sorry that they they uh were beaten there are now
no unbeaten teams in the sec except for the university of georgia bulldogs of course of
course i checked it you guys were leading at the end of the third. Oh, shit. Yeah, it was.
That was frustrating.
I was like, oh, come on.
Just one more week undefeated.
No, they couldn't. They couldn't get two interceptions in the like the our quarterback had the record.
Maybe not just in the SEC, but in like D1 football, throwing the ball like 330 times without an interception and then two interceptions in the back half of the LSU game.
You can't do that against a team like LSU because they're good.
Yeah, it was a really fun game to watch.
I also watched the Georgia game, of course.
Got to breathe a real sigh of relief as they just destroyed a Kentucky team.
I watched all of Kentucky's game last week.
They're a good team.
I was worried.
Just stomped the mud hole in their ass
like 50-7 and then let them
score. We put the third string
in. We put the second string guys in
in the third quarter. It was like in the National Championship
last year when we were getting hot wings half the time.
Everybody's got sticky fingers because they
don't care anymore. No, I'm not going back in.
I'm going to scoreboard. I don't need
catch anymore. Yeah, they don't need me.
They literally, and the
coaches said it, when we're up by 21,
second string goes in. These guys
need reps too.
It's awesome. I love that.
You get this hungry group of players who comes
out in the fourth quarter who's trying to prove
some shit. If you didn't do that,
you got tired guys who are taking it easy.
You bring in these animals who are sitting on the bench thirsty for a snap.
Oh, they're hitting people so goddamn hard for no reason at all.
It's beautiful.
Plus, Georgia, that team is so deep all the time.
They always have top recruiting classes.
So they throw in their second string.
Like Kyle said, they're hungry.
And they probably have the talent that's not far off the first string. Yeah. recruiting classes so they throw in their second string like kyle said they're hungry and they
probably have the talent that's not far off the first string uh yeah yeah i mean the second string
continued to score and run the score up so and uh i think they scored twice once very early once
very late so that was very fun to watch and then uh baseball man so the way the you got your jersey
on right now i didn't notice that.
There, let's go Braves.
Or wait, no, Phillies are playing too.
Yeah, yeah. I'll wait and decide.
You guys are like parents divorcing.
I'll wait and see how it pans out.
Phillies are great.
Here's how the postseason works, unfortunately.
Like they should reseed after the wild card.
And I'm not just saying this for the Braves' sake.
I'm saying the Dodgers shouldn't be playing the Diamondbacks right now. And we shouldn't have gotten a week off, too. That's
silly. So we took a week off from being hot at baseball. I think we were like 6-4 or 7-3 in our
last 10 of the season. Pretty good. And then we take a week off and everybody gets cold.
Meanwhile, Philly's been down there battling it out, sweeping through the wild card. They're still hot. They're still going.
They win game one.
Shut us out.
Looked bad.
Looked bad.
Philly fan was talking shit.
Oh, hard to go on Reddit.
Philly fan was talking shit.
Philly fan was talking shit.
Who's Philly fan?
Philly fan's a mean motherfucker.
You know, he's just everyone on the Philly's subreddit.
Well, why are you going there?
There are 111.
We go back and forth, Taylor.
I was there last night, too.
There's 111,000 Philly fans there.
That's why.
They need to know they suck.
They lost a game.
They need to know.
Dude.
Is it best of five in this round?
Best of five tied up going back to Philly.
Two games of Atlanta have expired.
We stole home field advantage from the lowly Braves.
Nice.
Now it's a best of three series, right?
No, you didn't.
Oh, no.
We tied.
Wait, what games are
left? There's three games left, right?
Yeah. Where are they played?
Two in Philly, one in
Atlanta, right?
Well,
I don't know, honestly.
Okay. So I think unless baseball works really differently
if you split your home games with home field advantage now it's a best of three series with
two of them being in philly we have home field advantage now we stole oh i see i see i just don't
think being at home in baseball is that big of a deal but uh last night was a real shit show
bryce howard like the philly
like the guy the face of the team the reason we're in the playoffs the guy that got moved uh you know
had the tommy john surgery moved from outfield to first base just bryce harper thank you i can't get
his name fucking right i like his interviews but i don't watch him play much i like that he's he
talks shit that's what i like about that guy he was the one who was screaming at the other team
tell them they're a horse shit organization or a loser organization you can read his lips it's I like that he talks shit. That's what I like about that guy. He was the one who was screaming at the other team,
telling them they're a horseshit organization or a loser organization.
You can read his lips.
It's funny.
He lost the game last night in spectacular fashion.
It was a real weird play.
He hits this shot out.
He's running on first, I think.
He hits this shot.
What was it?
He didn't tag up. He was the runner. The other guy hit the – yeah, yeah, yeah. He's running on first, I think. He hits the shot. What was it? He didn't tag up.
He was the runner.
The other guy hit the – yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's on first running.
The other guy – his teammate hits the ball out to center.
We make a spectacular catch.
We.
But Bryce didn't tag up.
Bryce didn't tag up at first, so he's got to run all the way back to first.
They make two incredible throws and throw him out.
The camera, instead of going to the Braves cheering,
stayed on him
and followed him. It was
nice.
I've seen so many
musical montages made of
the last two minutes of that game
because it's such a ridiculous
error for him to make and such a fluke
for the game to end that way.
Cause that's the end of the game.
And,
and yeah,
Philly was winning through eight innings,
nine,
like into the nine,
six.
Okay.
Yeah.
We were,
we were,
I mean,
we didn't score a run until the sixth or seven.
We were up three or four to zero,
something like that.
Four to zero.
I think maybe,
yeah,
it was,
it was looking rough.
You can't go down two games
uh to open a five five game scene not at home right again i don't think that that doesn't
matter to me i i don't know maybe it does in baseball maybe it doesn't um but i think if
you look at their records they play better at home most teams do yeah like pretty significantly. That's why it's in the game. Yeah. The Dodgers are getting just bullied by a Diamondback team
that they're not supposed to be losing to,
and I hate the Dodgers more than I love the Braves.
So it's a fucking...
I'm watching that game every night.
Every night I'm watching them lose.
How many times did the Dodgers knock the Braves out
and ruin their chances for you to hate them this much?
Never.
Well, one year they beat us, like three or four years ago.
If things had gone our way,
we'd be on a four-World Series run right now in a row
because we're there every year.
Last year it was Phillies, though.
Last year we lost to the Phillies in this round of the playoffs
and got knocked out even though we'd won over 100 games. That's one of the reasons a lot of people are
complaining about the way the postseason is set up. It's like, come on, you're bringing four teams who have won
over 100 games and you're making them sit out and not play baseball for a week while
you've got these other teams staying hot and then they've got to come back and play and then you don't
recede. I have a thing.
I halfway agree.
I was listening to baseball experts,
and they said that sitting out a week is really nice.
They were saying that Atlanta would be able to play its best pitchers twice
while Philadelphia, using them in the wild card series,
won't have their best pitchers available as much as Atlanta did.
I don't know.
My stats and stories go, but that made sense to me. On the part about reseeding, I couldn't agree more. That, I'm really with you.
In basketball, they also don't reseed. And what happens is
the A team beats, last year, the Bucs were the one seed
and their best player got hurt. One player in basketball is
bigger than any other sport I can think of.
One hockey player is one of 22
and basketball is one of five.
With their best player out,
the one seed lost the series.
Okay, boom.
Now the eighth seed has the easiest record to the finals.
They inherited the one seed schedule
and that seemed wrong. I just wanted to shuffle it
every time. I just think we'd all get better baseball if the Braves and the Phillies weren't playing right now.
If the Braves were playing. I don't have it in front of me, but the Twins.
We should be playing the Twins and the Phillies should be playing whoever the Twins are
playing right now. They're the two better teams.
I think the Braves and the Phillies are the two better teams i think the braves and the phillies
are the two best teams um the central sucked uh but i don't know we'll see how it plays out
yeah why does they don't win them they don't win i hope they do why do the braves the braves are one
and they have to play the phillies at four and then the dodgers are two and they're playing
six the diamondbacks like shouldn't the Braves be playing the Diamondbacks?
And then, like, why would they seed it this way?
This doesn't make any sense.
I guess they got the wildcard winner.
I don't know.
I'm confused.
They're in the West, right?
Oh, okay.
I picked these are all from the right, yeah, on the West side of the bracket.
Yeah, Phillies and Braves are east and then the diamondbacks and the um
the dodgers are in the west so that's what's going there we go but you can you can totally
shuffle this around a little bit um we'll see how it goes i'm looking forward to it i've been
enjoying the baseball i like the new format it's faster uh and the philly fans are very upset today
uh and that's been fun to read through.
Love postseason baseball, though.
It gets over quick.
And again, this new format, I'm digging it a lot.
Putting the runner on second, though, is a little absurd.
Explain that rule to me.
I don't think I get it. I think in extra innings, I just throw a runner on second.
That way, if you hit a single, you win.
Oh, so if you get to the 10th inning, some guy starts on second.
Yeah.
And you get to choose the guy.
Do you just put your fastest guy
or your best-paced runner on second?
That makes sense.
It should be their slowest player.
Yeah, the other team should have to pick,
should get to pick.
That's an even better,
you got to get him out.
Kyle, that's our coach.
We can't pick him.
We know what he does.
Come on, loudmouth. You've been talking all game get out there
some old chubby white guy 67 years old one of those sliding gloves that'd be the fucking show
if you put on a slide oh faggot puts on the sliding glove they all wear these big fucking
mittens now the game looks so different than it did. It does. Have you seen football players practice?
No. They look like
bobbleheads. They have their helmet
on, which you've already seen. And then they put
I think some sort of sleeve on top
of the helmet that is a bunch of gel pads.
And Zach, can you find
football players in practice? Their helmets
are so ginormous. And
I get it. Concussions are a thing.
But you just mentioned games looking or you
know teams looking different than they used to yeah i'm sure zach will find one in a second but
football players practice helmets are absurd um kind of on the same lines but i noticed that
university of georgia doesn't wear pants they wear fucking short look at that oh that looks cool
all right somebody well you like that. To me, it's silly.
I see why it's good, but it's silly.
They're like the guards in the old Tron movie with Jeff Bridges.
Pull that up.
Show me the character from Tron with Jeff Bridges, not the remake.
Not the remake.
Is this really making it any safer?
Doesn't it?
Yeah, clearly.
Oh, shit. All right, that's a different. Why would you do it to a giant summit though man they're i've got ten thousand dollars
jesus i got an ex-girlfriend that's a like a huge giants fan and i just send her memes every day of
them getting like raped by dolphins or or whoever beat them that day so you're mean to the poor new york giants i rub it in for everybody i know you know
they like that well i mean that looks like a special needs helmet it is it is it is um you
go back enough in any sport they all look like special needs helmets have you seen those guys
with like the leather hats running around that's where they probably got gretzky wear like they made helmets mandatory so gretzky wore like i don't know a
bandana or something like it was it wasn't far from that it was ridiculous it was yeah if you
look up a picture zach of wayne gretzky so i think it was the brand was like jaffa yeah and it was
it's like what you do if you were dressing up as a hockey player like for a costume there's no protection
to it but wayne gretzky was just like i don't like the way other helmets feel and so this is
like a technicality thing where it's a lot it's an allowed helmet but it has like different padding
in it and it's lightweight like he looked yeah it's it's like a pretend like it's like the illusion
of safety.
Yeah, you just have to know that thing's incredibly light and offers almost no protection.
It happens in motorcycles. Like, oh, this state requires motorcycle helmets.
All right, cool.
And then guys wear like a motorcycle yarmulke.
Yep.
Like that's bullshit, but OK.
He's not exaggerating.
I remember that video.
The guy is wearing a motorcycle yarmulke and he has strings
that hold it on and the cop is like dude he's like it meets all the requirements
i think they lock him up
i swear to god it was a motorcycle yarmulke it was made out of fiberglass or plastic slightly
domed it was a fucking motorcycle yarmulke.
And that is not the that is absurd.
I don't know if you should have to wear a helmet or not.
I think I think if you have health insurance, you don't need a helmet.
As long as it's as long as you're covering the traumatic brain injury.
OK, but you know what?
In North Carolina, you need one.
But that's not what you're talking about.
The law. A lot of states, though though you need a helmet until you're 21 and if you're gonna have no
helmet laws i kind of like that yeah like let it's not yes or no it's yes until you're 21 and that
does a couple things it makes people get accustomed to helmets it feels normal to them like if i
mandated you wore your seat belt until you were 30 you'd probably keep it on afterwards yeah i did hypothetically so uh so i i like that but
personally i want a helmet i want a full face helmet otherwise it's very noisy there's bugs
there's yeah i i've been riding before and been like fuck i didn't snap the helmet i didn't i
didn't like snap this thing and i can't do it
properly in my gloves and i'm just like i'm scared in those moments when i pull over i'm like i am
fucking raw dogging right now we gotta pull over that's how i feel with no seatbelt every once in
a while i'll drive with no seatbelt like in the parking lot and even at six miles an hour just
relocating my car i'm'm like, this is,
this is insane.
I don't feel it as much in the car.
Cause I don't know why.
I just feel like I could survive a car crash.
No problem.
I'm built for that.
I'm just like, yeah,
that's it.
I guess Kyle's.
Have you seen that?
That like tweet,
who's that politician who only has one eye
ah from texas dan crenshaw yeah he only has one eye and it's like some old like twitter fight he
was having with some anon from years ago and this person was like put me or like i would have handled
that no problem and then he responded and was like it was a real issue and it was tough and
they took my eye i lost my eye in that conflict and this guy responded and he was like no offense
but i'm different and like not a huge amount like he got way more love for that than the dan
crenshaw guy with his one eye which have we ever seen him take that eye patch off it could all be
a lot keep your head down next time man what are you talking about it could be made think of an easier injury to fake than one-eyedness i like my soldiers
with two eyes just saying yeah you can't play in most professional sports leagues with one eye but
we're gonna let you be in politics i don't know he's gonna get slapped up the left side of his
face from a foreign leader dude we have to talk about israel and hamas or israel and palestine i don't
even know have you guys followed that much i have seen i have followed it going on yeah
incredibly closely okay just just honestly legitimately like very very very closely
um i don't care whose fault it is uh and i refuse to discuss whose fault it is and I refuse to discuss whose fault
it is
it's like if anybody
I've had some people like did you know that
in the year three I'm dude shut the
fuck up I don't care did you know
that the colonialists
you know the British didn't shut the
fuck up what happened Saturday
that's what I also apply to like
the last 20 years you You also don't care?
Yeah, I don't really care.
I don't really care.
You take, so you look at it totally contextless.
He just likes watching the games.
He just likes watching the games.
I like watching the buildings go boom.
I like watching the fights, the tactics.
Well, I just don't want to hear any whataboutism, right?
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear any,
but what about this and that?
What I see is I watch that thing go down kind of live Saturday,
and they're decapitating babies, like baby babies.
There's over 40 dead babies.
I saw them shoot so many dogs and cats.
Like, why are you shooting the cat?
They're genuinely trying to kill all of them.
You saw a video of decapitating babies? Yes're all on video of decapitating babies yes i saw
lots of decapitated babies i've read a lot about the decapitated babies i also read the number 40
i didn't see the video i know there's a lot of misinformation i'm having a hard time sifting
through the fog of war stuff yeah like i saw i saw three videos two were from like two years ago and 20 years ago.
That's right.
They used paramotors to attack, which is funny.
So I saw a video from two years ago, a video from something more like 10 years ago.
And I saw a video from Arma 3, all of which were presented as from the last four days.
from this, you know, the last four days.
And I read Fox, not I read, I saw Fox Fiction,
as I'm now calling them,
said that Hamas killed 600,000 Israelis.
That was a typo.
It was, the number was 600.
They just, there's an accidental K there.
Like they're not.
No, no, no.
It was six digits.
That's a lot of typos.
It's clearly a typo though. They don't think that
5% of Israel was killed.
It's bugging me, though.
They weren't lying, either.
They wouldn't just lie to you.
The fact that the number was rising all day.
They just had a billion dollar payout
because they lied on purpose.
Let me lay this out for you.
So the whole thing's there. You can go back and watch it.
Right, the bottom third before that, 450 dead.
The bottom third after that, 700 dead.
They clearly weren't trying to say that there's hundreds of thousands dead.
Okay, maybe it was just a typo.
Maybe I got sucked into it.
But Fox News aside, there's been misinformation.
And then there are some people who don't know that they're lying, but they still have things wrong.
I haven't seen.
Go ahead.
Oh, he's saying, you know.
So I'm kind of just like reserving judgment a little bit like, oh, they murdered 40 babies.
You saw the video.
Was it really from this conflict?
Was it really from this weekend? Was it really from this weekend?
It might have been.
I could be wrong.
It's true.
They do use old footage sometimes of stuff to be like,
oh, look at this shit going down in Ukraine.
And someone will have to be like, this is a clip from 2011 in Slovenia
or some shit like that.
Well, the videos I'm watching is Arabs
yelling at people who are begging
in Hebrew in their homes.
They're in
a village in Israel and they're in the Jewish
people's house and they're killing the
Jews and they're screaming,
and there's the dog. Double tap the dog.
Now let's get the baby. Get the baby.
Cut the baby's head off oh who's this guy
this he doesn't look like a jew cut his head off anyway he's a filipino i want you to pack
his head off like like with with a terrible weapon i i turned it off i couldn't watch the
head you shouldn't watch this but i'm watching them hack at his head and try to get it off
i'm watching all of these um the paramotor stuff was crazy the fact that they used all those
paramotors it's the biggest mass shooting in history.
They killed over,
it's a 250 or 300 plus concert goers,
right?
At the concert.
So again,
I don't know what's true,
but what I've heard is they're raping women at the concert next to the dead
bodies of those women's friends.
And I'm just like,
can you get more evil? Like, like you're really maxing out you
could see that the woman been sodomized her whole ass is bleeding so terribly and when they're
dragging her through the streets like you can see like that one woman that's dead in the back of the
truck they're parading through uh palestine and again the people want to separate this group from
that group everybody in the street was spitting on that German woman's naked body in the back of that truck.
She's just some Instagram lady who was partying.
But, oh, look, we got a Jew woman that we've raped.
Everyone spit on her as she dies.
Her skin's not even pale yet.
She's dying.
Her legs all broken, weird.
Like they've got their legs slung over her naked body driving through town so we can all.
And everybody just spit on her, spit on her, spit on her.
Everybody's slapping the faces. Every time they a dead jew stomp they stomp his face till
it's gone like they i saw so many idf like uniforms with the heads gone because they're
decapitating all as many as they can that's terrible the way they did it they they used
drones to shoot the um so that they started a rocket attack on the holiday so the everyone goes
into their bunkers and hides until that rocket attack ends and the sirens stop but under the
under the cover of that they invaded and they use drones to drop grenades on the they've got these
machine gun posts where they've got like a 50 caliber machine gun with a camera and it's all
remote control and you might have seen them dropping grenades on those and taking those out
and then they blew the fences in and just stormed right into these little military bases
but it seemed like there was only maybe 15 or 20 military personnel in those bases and they were
asleep in their underwear so they're all dead there wearing like dude has his boxers on his
armor and his gun and that's it like he had enough time to get up, put his vest on, and get his gun.
And he's just dead right there.
And a lot of them are like that, just dead in their sleep.
Because they just took advantage of the Israelis literally just not paying attention, it seems like.
And they were everywhere, right?
They stormed miles and miles into the country.
I read Netanyahu ignored the intelligence they had that they were going to
attack.
And I'm like,
again,
fog of war stuff.
I don't know.
Jack shit.
They said that,
um,
yeah,
they said that happened in Pearl Harbor.
They said that George Bush did that right before nine 11.
And it's like,
it turns out they had like vague.
He might do something with airplanes someday.
Like that's not actionable.
Like you can't,
can't hold them too responsible. Can I jump in real quick quick and say like like what i heard that he ignored was they were
like the egyptians told him something's big is coming and he ignored it it's like what was he
supposed to do right hey everybody be on alert that's what we do for a living we're the alert
guys oh well still yeah no i agree i agree i were they on alerting like what no doesn't seem
i just israel is like a first world military nation it's weird they would get like how how
would a paramotor see they have the iron dome like i how how could they get caught
here and let you bad mouth paramotors okay okay? You're right, you're right.
But I imagine, I know nothing about anti-air tactics,
but I feel like I could knock down some paramotors.
With fireworks.
Yeah, give me some Chinese fireworks and some Roman candles,
and I'll take one of them out.
Those guys looked like they had been practicing with those paramotors for a minute.
I saw trikes with two men on them, and I saw solo guys on trikes. Take one of them out. Those guys looked like they had been practicing with those paramotors for a minute.
I saw trikes with two men on them, and I saw solo guys on trikes.
Those are the guys who shot up the concert, by the way,
the ones who came in on the paramotors.
I hope they were appropriately licensed because that's a big deal.
I hope that people don't start talking about changing the laws about paramotors in this country based on what just happened over there
because someone just used your fun toy
that we get relaxed rules about
to do the biggest mass shooting ever.
If it were a Smith and Wesson, we'd be looking at how to
ban it or sue the people who made it.
No, they won't ban paramotors in the
U.S. because of some shit a world
away. No, they won't ban them, but they might want Woody to get
a license to fly his around if he's
going to be doing that.
I think we need to have
a band-aid
moment with the Middle East and
just be like, this is
not our business.
Why should we
continue to be involved in
a thousand-year-old ethnic conflict?
How does it benefit
America? We're going to, though.
I've said that about Israel forever.
If this were an am I the asshole, I feel like everybody sucks here would be the answer. Kyle was talking about the evil things that
Hamas did and he's right. They did some really terrible things with the
baby murders and the rapes and the parading through the streets. Sounds bad.
By the time Israel on their own accord decides that hamas has suffered enough i think they'll have the win
right it's like they already do i'm sure i but i think israel is going to lay it down in such a way
that they rue the day they fucked with Israel.
Yeah, this was a mistake.
They're calling it their 9-11,
and I think their response is going to be similar to what
we did after 9-11. We
murdered a million people, and we don't even apologize
for it, alright? They're upset over
there. There's also a bunch of American hospitals.
A few dozen of those were involved in 9-11
though, so. Yeah.
Maybe or maybe not.
Isn't most of the Gaza Strip like children?
Like young people?
Oh, come on.
What are the demographics of the Gaza Strip?
I don't know.
That wasn't on the quiz.
I mean, it's mostly young.
You're right.
I should have put that on.
It's all topical.
The Gaza Strip is interesting because they have nowhere to go.
There's the ocean, and then there's Egypt.
Swim for it.
Yeah.
I wouldn't swim for it.
Did you see them shooting those guys in the boats with the thermal and the cannon?
Oh, you've got to see that video.
These guys are on dinghies coming to invade Israel,
and the Israelis, I don't know what they're shooting,
but it's some sort of a boat cannon that goes doof, doof, doof,
and they've got thermal on so
you see it turn bodies like inside out and like it's crazy they they fucked up a lot of people
on the boats i i don't know like imagine someone raped your kid and then you just have that guy in
full mount and you hit him until you decide that you're satisfied that's the
situation we're in now like that i don't think that gaza strip is gonna go away i think israel
is just gonna take it they're gonna say the gaza strip that thing is gone you guys have lost your
gaza privileges we're taking down every fucking building in there everyone dies everyone leaves
that your country is gone you you lost i mean they can't just do
like there's aren't there like a couple million people in the gaza strip i for now no but i
they're calling them they're calling them in advance like hey taylor your house is next you
need to leave now and dude don't go where things like it's an open air swim for it taylor like
there's nowhere to go in g Gaza like they're trapped there basically
I sent this on WhatsApp but it's like
look at that
that's a mosque
more than just a mosque
it looks like a mosque and everything around it
it's a mosque and everything around it
they turned it into a hole in the ground
why do we have to be involved in these things
because Taylor
can't we don't fix
our roads and have health care would you rather have roads or no jews in the world
don't answer that
there's jews all over the place where are they there's the jews in israel and then there's the
the population i'm pretty sure that that Israel can take care of itself and
we can have roads. Israel has like
shit tons of military. You think
this is a contest between
a bunch of Palestinians
in an open air prison and
a country that has like
real rockets? I like that.
That's what it is. You've been following
Mia Khalifa on Twitter, haven't you?
Not for her political takes.
Did you see she got dropped by Playboy?
I don't know how big of a deal that is for her financially,
but they released a whole statement about her fucking tweets.
Is it in relation to this war?
Yeah, you know, she's one of those Palestinian freedom fighters
to turn their phones sideways so she can get a better view.
Yeah.
I saw a bunch of our politicians have Israeli or Palestinian flags
outside their office, and it's like,
you shouldn't be allowed to fly any non-American flag
outside your office.
Just American flags.
What are you doing here?
If some Italian guy was flying the Italian flag outside of his office, I'd be like, get real. What are you doing?? If some Italian guy was flying the Italian flag outside of his office,
I'd be like, get real.
What are you doing?
You're an American politician.
Like, that's bizarre.
Where do we draw the line, Taylor?
Where do we draw the line?
At any flag that's not American.
What if the flag isn't an American flag?
It's St. Patrick's Day.
I bet you wouldn't round up a bunch of good old Irish boys trying to celebrate.
If they're fun flags or, like, they're sports teams.
American sports teams. American sports teams.
No socks.
No
Red Sox? No Red Sox.
No Red Sox, no White Sox.
What if it's that cop flag?
The black and white one with the blue stripe.
Oh, I don't like that. I hate the way that looks.
It's aesthetically ugly. It's got to
be an American flag. Do the yellow one. It's the
U Valley Cups. Do you dislike the LGBT flag or the cop flag or the thin blue line flag more?
Which one upsets you the more?
The LGBT one is aesthetically the ugliest flag that clashes with everything.
It's ugly as shit.
It's all inclusive.
That's the idea.
I don't know what it looks like.
I'm Googling this.
So many.
Yeah, that's an ugly flag. it's just like with the acronym lately it seems like it's got some pinks and lavenders in there like a like it's very easter is it yes this is an east i'm not
kidding like i yeah it seems like there's a lot of like they're like easter colors you really
really shouldn't have more than three colors on a flag it starts to look terrible
and some flags are like with just two colors are great the japanese flag an ode to simplicity
that's hideous look at how clashy that is look at how ugly that is is that the one you're talking
about ah i didn't know that existed but i don't know i i never see it flat like this it's usually
on fire no i mean It's usually on fire.
No, I mean, it's usually like furled up or something.
You can't really get an idea of what's going on.
The circle is intersex.
I actually don't not sure what intersex means.
I assume it means both, like every sex. I would assume that if it weren't for the rest of the stripes.
Yeah, intersex is like a medical condition that's unbelievably rare.
I don't think that's
true. Yeah, it is. Yeah, no, that's true.
Not in the context of... It's hermaphrodite
from back in the day. Okay. Yeah.
I think it's a medical thing
that's very rare. Oh, that's when you just have a pussy
down there. That's when you got like a
bussy. That's a girl.
It's extra. No, no, no, but you already had a cock,
but you also got a bussy. You left out a
key detail there. Yeah. Well, I mean, I already had a cock, but you also got a pussy. You left out a key detail there.
Yeah. Well, I mean, I said you.
Oh, I didn't put that together.
I don't understand why like I don't understand why they have like a black people stripe on the gay flag.
Wait, that's what that black part was for.
I assume they're just like double, triple, quadruple dip and trying to throw everything up there.
But they're like, all right, this one's for trans.
This one's for gay.
This is for intersex and black.
Black Lives Matter movement.
Oh, I see.
Oh, they put the Black Lives Matter.
Sorry, Black Lives Matter movement on the gay flag.
How do we get on that flag?
We need white people. We should replace the intersex thing with
the pka logo yes absolutely like what's that oh it's a popular podcast it's time for the gayest
podcast around yeah we need a white people stripe on there if i mean if they gave us any we just say
we're all trans men and they they would have nothing to say.
Dude, just be vague.
We're once little girls.
Say we identify as men.
Yeah.
Or if we were going to apply to college,
we could just say we're non-binary or Hispanic.
Get a little boost.
Yeah, non-binary is...
Yeah, if you want a tech job.
Did you see that tech job fair?
It's a safe space for women. This is for women
in tech. And all the
big fucking job creators
are there. And there's supposed to be no women here
for these openings that they have.
Excuse me. Yeah, no men.
And so all these men showed up and
like, yeah, I'm non-binary.
I go by him. Cisco,
right? Yeah. Here's my resume.
Good for them. Just kind open openly mock their stupid bullshit i have always had an issue with the like it's okay to be exclusive or
exclusionary provided that you're a minority group that seem look as a general rule of thumb
same rule apply to both sides that's what fair is
yeah you have an uphill battle trying to convince me that like a women's only golf club is fine but
a men's only golf club is evil like now fuck that yeah if it's if some of it's okay it's all okay
like if you're like okay so you're okay with segregation just make that your position then
you want to have a black only club or a woman only club.
Like, all right, that would be fantastic.
Like, I see that all the time.
They're like, this is a space where we can be free from white people.
Oh, okay.
Can we have a space where we can, you know, establish the exact same thing?
Well, like most of the space that's free from you people you know like over here and we'll fund
ours and you'll fund yours right that's cool sweet i don't think that's gonna fly i don't think
they're they're gonna allow segregation you know what you know how that would end right like like
what what do you mean we have to leave campus yeah turns out not a lot of black people uh in
the benefactors association really nobody that has anything to do with this college is black.
It's Jews.
And they have Jewish only thing.
Well, that's what Israel is.
I saw both sides of Congress condemning that Harvard thing where the student body got together and they had like 23 student organizations co-signed the letter about um about palestine and the freedom fighters of
palestine and everything so that that's a real bad look for the left it's it's always interesting
when you go to the far side of the left or right they touch not in this you know you know that
you've got the far side of the right who are nazis who are like let's exterminate the jews
and you got the far side of the left. Same people.
They also want to exterminate Nazis.
They literally do.
You get far enough right or left
and the people get pretty goofy.
Right.
Pretty much like people you don't want to be in charge.
I don't think most people know what's going on over there, though.
I don't even know if this is a good topic to fucking talk about because my i had two contractors today
it's way too early nobody knows all the shit yeah like it's like like atrocity propaganda
things like that or like the beheading babies thing like is so fucking evil that it's like
at this point i was believing the ghost of kiev in the ukraine battle at this point, I was believing the ghost of Kiev in the Ukraine battle.
At this point, I was believing there's another one, too, that was proven to be untrue.
I forgot it.
Some of the shits still seem to be true.
I think the Russians stole a lot of Ukrainian babies.
I've seen 20,000.
That number is so big.
I doubt it, but I don't know.
Apparently, it's real. I don't know. Apparently, it's real.
I don't know.
It's a lot of babies.
Chris Christie stole 20,000 babies?
Yeah.
Why would you steal babies?
It seems like a terrible use of resources to steal babies.
You know what babies were?
You know what baby organs were?
Probably not much.
More than gold.
Baby organs?
I'm telling you, Taylor,
they're draining me dry.
Let me ask you this question.
Develop the taste for baby liver
pate.
Let me ask you this.
What do you think would go for the most
at an auction? It would be
a baby's heart, because if your baby needs a heart,
how much would you like to pay, sir, for the baby heart?
All I have.
Well, start the bidding.
It's going to go to all they have, right?
Every single time.
Because they need baby hearts.
I think you want adults for organ transfer.
I just explained to you why you don't.
He was saying it's for babies.
Baby hearts are rare also, Taylor.
Where are we going to get all these dead babies apparently not if a baby dies apparently this
is destroying the baby market we have stumbled upon a very large nursery totally unguarded
that the cowards they cornered the market on baby organ thievery.
But anyway, at this point in the Ukraine war,
I heard a lot of stuff that has since been proven to be untrue.
The one I can recall is the ghost of Kiev, but there was another.
And in the Ukraine war, I have also seen a bunch of amazing ARMA footage where they say, look at what these Ukrainian pilots are pulling off.
Again, it gets debunked pretty quickly.
I don't know how the arm of footage gets you, buddy. I love you.
It didn't get me.
I actually see the debunking
of it.
Anyway, back on topic.
It's so early
in this Palestine
Israel conflict.
I'm like, I don't know what's true.
I know there's some terrible stuff.
Some of it's definitely true.
They've definitely kidnapped a ton of people.
They're abusing them.
They're parading them through the streets.
Israel is definitely just doing damage to Gaza
that it shocks me.
They dropped a whole building.
That's what I was like.
Several of them.
Yeah.
Dude. Yeah, a lot. I'm talking like they they are dropping so i know a little bit about this they are dropping those 500 pound
bombs i saw like the freeze frame you can see one coming in they are dropping three or four
on a building at a time and you can see them come in it's just this like glint
and a huge building drop i think i may have seen that one
too i was surprised so i mean as everybody knows when they do controlled demolition they yeah you
know they weaken the building and then they put the explosives right where they need to be and
they drop the building cool these guys were using airstrikes and it almost looked like controlled demolition.
I'm not pretending there's a conspiracy here.
I'm just saying the accuracy of their airstrikes was surprising to me.
I didn't know they were that good.
I think part of it is that their construction techniques and materials are so poor that those buildings just drop like a stack of cards.
Yes.
Because I've never seen buildings fall apart like that. I have. The way that they're just sh like a stack of cards. Yes.
Because I've never seen buildings fall apart like that.
I have. The way that they're just shattering.
Maybe in Syria.
Haiti.
Haiti, yes.
Haiti and Dominican Republic
have basically the same island.
And when the earthquake and tidal waves and shit hit,
Dominican Republic is fine
because they do advanced shit like rebar in the concrete.
And Haiti just all collapses.
You jiggle it a little and it turns to liquid.
Didn't Haiti like
if you look from space
or maybe not quite space,
you can see that the Dominican
Republic is super green
and still lush and Haiti
is like a just shithole
of mud because apparently they
just destroyed their entire
foresting industry.
Sold it all.
It's easy to say they sold it all. No one cares
who bought it all.
I can't buy something that's not
for sale.
You can take something.
You know that's not true. We're American.
I know, it's not true.
Everything's for sale
you poor America
I don't think we took Haiti's trees
we have way more trees
we have so many more trees
America's ripe with trees
whoever bought those trees
I bet the lumber came here
I bet the lumber came here
we have so much lumber though
we do have a lot of lumber but
we have rules let me ask you this though. We do have a lot of lumber, but we have rules.
Let me ask you this, though.
If you take all these Haitians' lumber,
then you can sell it back to them later
because what are they going to do with that lumber?
Now they don't have any lumber.
I think what actually happened is that hurricane came
and just killed them all.
They didn't have any trees, right?
It looks like in the past,
their primary source of domestic energy
was fuel wood and charcoal.
And so they were burning through
their forests.
Oh, no. That's a shame.
Oh, look at that. Oh, I thought you were going to say
that their main source of fuel
was burning wood, and we bought all the
wood. That's extra
funny. It's cost
effective for us to buy wood from Haiti.
I think we buy a lot of wood
from Canada. I think you're right. Yeah. So, cost effective for us to buy wood from haiti if we buy all we buy a lot of wood from canada
i think you're right yeah so yeah unemployment rate that's 40 percent is whoa that's higher
that's lower than i thought frank actually 14 is rough but 40 is what are we doing i wouldn't want
to go to haiti it seems like a seems like a bad place to be
dominican republic would do them a favor if they just invaded that country and owned it
you think i think yeah i don't think it would i don't what country could go in and invade haiti
and make it worse oh oh never mind i had to wait for you to finish north korea even north korea North Korea even North Korea are probably going to be like oh they suck
I don't want this anymore
I go home
what would you do there
I highly recommend
if you watch the combat
footage subreddit
you'll see some wild shit on there
I think they do a good job over there
of policing and making sure you don't get any propaganda
and like those guys are so nerdy about that shit they're gonna pick the arma
footage out and be like fucking bullshit so on arma i agree but on the other stuff i agree
also like if i were to take some footage of a fucking russian tank blowing up in the woods
and being like look look at this!
This just happened to Hamas. They would
absolutely be like, I saw that one
16 weeks ago.
Yeah, it's Arma 4.
Yeah. It's Arma 4. Arma 4
taking a lot of L's.
Or maybe it's W's.
What's that one game
that keeps being the cause of all the top secret
government leaks?
Is it war thunder or something?
I know like,
like maybe you don't know.
It might be world of tanks.
Actually,
it's not world of tanks.
It's a hearts of iron or something.
Basically Taylor.
It's a,
it's a game where I don't know.
You can play with like the Americans against the Chinese and do these big
global wars,
I suppose.
And P and the players get into these heated arguments about,
oh, it's horseshit.
The Chinese fucking missile should be doing this.
And the American has a countermeasure that would completely nullify.
And then the player's like, bullshit.
It would destroy the American Apache helicopter.
They're like, oh, yeah?
Here's the fucking manual.
I actually fly an Apache helicopter.
My cousin does. Here's the fucking manual uploaded to actually fly an Apache helicopter. My cousin does.
Here's the fucking manual uploaded to the internet
for the world to have
just so I can win an internet argument about a video game.
That happens over and over and over.
That last big leak we had,
remember when they caught that guy on Discord?
That's what it was about.
Like he was,
that was part of what it was about.
So the military's doing great.
Very secure.
Well, somebody's got to have the secret information, right?
At the end, there's going to be humans with the secret information.
So you just got to hope that they're better at video games.
When you get to more than one person,
you can't keep a secret anymore.
They should put fake information in the Apache documents.
War Thunder.
Yeah, it's War Thunder.
Thank you, Zach.
There's been 11,
let's see, have been between 11 and
30 leaks of restricted documents in
War Thunder forums so far,
depending on how you count them, with the earliest dating
back to July of 2021
and the most recent occurring a few days ago.
It happens all the time, and essentially
what it appears to me from the outside looking in, because I don't
play that game and I don't give a shit, but people
will be trying to win an online argument about
something that happened in a game or something that could
potentially happen in the game and they'll leak
classified information about an aircraft or a
tank to prove that, nope,
your missile doesn't work on that plane or
this missile does work on that plane or whatever.
Hilarious.
Our most classified
secret secrets.
I guess we wrap here? Yeah suppose so uh all right pkn 47