Painkiller Already - PKN 477

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 pkn 477 what's up boys not too much kyle's got me really thinking about game shows ever since you mentioned the family feud thing and i was in the middle of working out today earlier and i just like kept taking breaks in between sets and being like oh this would be a fun trivia game show kind of category this would be a good trivia game show category. And so my workout took forever because I ended up writing 10 questions and then I realized, fuck, I can't just have 10 questions because you guys, if you're answering the same question, you're going to overlap and influence each other. And so I need to have 10 categories with a question for each of you. So I ended up writing like 32
Starting point is 00:00:44 of your questions today, a each of you. So I ended up writing like 32 of your questions today, a bunch of them. And so, well, this is a big deal. It'll see who between the two of you is smarter definitively. This is how you tell. Yeah, I was thinking about intelligence the other day and how to explain it to someone, or at least how I interpret intelligence to someone.
Starting point is 00:01:00 And I thought of like the components of a computer. And so like wisdom is like your hard drive like like anybody can have a lot of stuff in their hard drive but your intelligence is your cpu it's how you how quickly you can do how many calculations you can do per second how how dense and complicated those calculations can be yeah so you can you can just have this wealth of knowledge and be a real it's not memorization moron some people think it's memorization you're're right. It's about sheer computing power.
Starting point is 00:01:28 Zach, will you pull up the question document I linked you a few minutes ago? And I told Zach, a trooper, I gave him editing power so he can put a bunch of enters in between the questions. Round one is charcuterie
Starting point is 00:01:44 and it is a bit subjective. Oh, fuck. I will ask. No Googles, friends. I will ask that you pronounce these words on my behalf. I will do it for you. Of course I will. Of course I will.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Woody, your question is, which of the following cheeses pairs best with soppressata? A, Gouda, B, Cheddar, C, Havarti, or D, Swiss? Jesus Christ. Now, soppressata, to help the spicy Italian meat. It's a spicy Italian meat. A little spicy, yes. I would think Gouda and Havarti.
Starting point is 00:02:22 Gouda or Havarti. Yeah, because those are the ones that I don't know. Those are the ones you don't know? We've talked about cheese so many times. I thought this was... This is like a Slumdog Millionaire question because I've talked about all of this. So what are you going with?
Starting point is 00:02:37 What's your final answer here? Gouda, cheddar, Havarti? It applies to... Which of the following cheeses? Yeah, there are many cheeses and but which which singular cheese oh i see so it's one single cheese havarti that is correct is this the fuck i need a buzzer or something even a blind that. Where's my little tally? Ding.
Starting point is 00:03:07 All right, I'll do that. It helped a lot that you told me that Super Seta is spicy. It's not going to be cheddar or twist. I've applied an asterisk to any results that are... This is the inaugural one,
Starting point is 00:03:23 and so we need to be a little friendlier. But I won't say a single thing about yours. Kyle, your question is, which of the following cheeses pairs best with prosciutto? C. C, provolone. Gouda, pepper jack, provolone, or goat.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Kyle, immediately with C. Ding! That is correct. The other Italian cheese, yes. The other Italian cheese. I started off easy here with charcuterie, and I think charcuterie will remain an evergreen topic.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Round two movies. Now, these ones did a little digging because I needed to do some objective ones that you guys would know too. Woody, your question is, Leonardo DiCaprio won an Oscar in 2016 for his performance in this movie.
Starting point is 00:04:13 The Revenant. Oh, shit. I didn't think you'd get it that fast. Yeah, of course he would know that. We've discussed it at length. We've discussed cheese? We've discussed this for an hour about how he doesn't think Leo's a good actor
Starting point is 00:04:26 or didn't deserve the Oscar. I, on the other hand, I'm not sure what Matthew McConaughey won in 2014 for, but I'm guessing it's the Dallas Buyers Club. Was it? Yes, that is correct. Kyle's question was Matthew. Oh, you got it!
Starting point is 00:04:42 Yes, Matthew McConaughey won an Oscar in his performance in this movie. It was Dallas Buyers Club. Undefeated. Two perfect geniuses so far. On to round three. It's a good movie, by the way, Dallas Buyers Club. Make you cry.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Pokemon. Oh, my gosh. Woody, which of the following Pokemon is not fire type? A, Magmar. B, Gyarados. C, Arcanine. Woody, which of the following Pokemon is not fire type? A, Magmar, B, Gyarados, C, Arcanine, or D, Moltres? Well, I think A and D are fire types. So I'm existing somewhere in the middle there. Like a thought process?
Starting point is 00:05:22 Just because it sounds like Molten and Magna. All right. So I'm going to go C. C, Arcanine. That is incorrect. Can I steal? Thank you, Zach. I've had so much for this.
Starting point is 00:05:42 Was it B, Gyarados? It was B, Gyarados. And for mine, is it B, Alakazam? Wait, hold on. I have to read it. I have to read it. Which of the following Pokemon is not water type? For Kyle, A, Blastoise, B, Alakazam, C, Starmie, or D, Shellder. Kyle says B, Alakazam.
Starting point is 00:06:01 That is correct. There we go. I have to assume that you know as much about Pokemon as Iam. That is correct. There we go. I have to assume that you know as much about Pokemon as I do. I don't, but I know how the English language works. No, I was meaning Zach because I was waiting for him to ding ding. So Kyle has the lead
Starting point is 00:06:18 three to two. Round four. Television. Woody, what are the names of Ned Flanders' children? I don't know, but i will after you tell me um ned flanders kids i don't know i don't know i we could be here all day i won't get them kyle for the steel rod and todd thing rod and todd unfortunately i didn't factor Rod and Todd. Unfortunately, I didn't factor in point steal, so you don't get a point for that.
Starting point is 00:06:51 You get credit. Kyle, the next to your question is from King of the Hill. What country are the Super Newsome phones from? Oh, Conley Ocean. He from Laos. Now, that is Conley Ocean. Con is La Ocean. He from Laos. Now, that is Con-La-Ocean. Con-La-Ocean. Kyle, correct.
Starting point is 00:07:10 That's four to two. Double up. Double up right now. Woody's got plenty of time to come back. Question five. Geography. Woody, which of the following nations is largest by population? A, Mexico. B, Egypt. population? A. Mexico, B.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Egypt, C. Japan, D. Vietnam. C. Japan. C. Japan. That is incorrect. It is Mexico. Really? It's so unpopulated in the middle. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:44 They're all pretty close. Don't they have the largest city in the world? Isn't Tokyo the biggest? Seoul, I think, is the largest city. I think South Korea has the largest city in the world. I saw Tokyo a while back. It looked incredible. Mexico City is the largest city in North America.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Mexico City is bigger than New York. So that's incorrect for Woody. Kyle, which of the following nations is smallest by population? A, Ghana, B, Chile, C, Somalia, or D, Netherlands? I admit I don't know the answer, but I am going to go with Ghana. Oh, I would have. Yeah, that is incorrect. C, Somalia? No, it's the Netherlands. Yeah, the Netherlands are the smallest of those. I just went to a list and picked some that were kind of close, but not
Starting point is 00:08:31 too much. I don't think I want to go there. That's a nice hard one. I like that one. I like that question. Round six, NHL. Woody, which of the following is statistically the worst player? A, Sidney Crosby. B, Patrick Kane. C. Mario Lemieux. Or D. Claude Giroux.
Starting point is 00:08:48 I don't know the answer. But using psychology, I'm going to say it's Giroux because you're an asshole. That is correct. It is Claude Giroux. The worst of those players by far. Not even close. An easy question for Woody. That's three to four.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Which of the following is not an NHL team? A, Buffalo Sabres. B, New York Islanders. C, Winnipeg Senators. D, Vancouver Canucks. Man, I don't know. 100%, I don't know. Like, how many teams does New York have, right? I don't know. 100%. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:27 How many teams does New York have? Because I know they've got a couple of football teams, a couple of baseball teams. So I have to assume that they have Islanders. Is that what they're called? That's so stupid. They're called the Rangers, just to be clear. Trolling is allowed?
Starting point is 00:09:45 That is 100% allowed. You can throw them off the scent or throw them on the scent. There are New York Rangers, which doesn't make any sense because they don't range. Winnipeg Senators, the Vancouver Canucks.
Starting point is 00:09:59 I feel like they're all teams, just one of them isn't an NHL team. I'm just going to have to guess and say... I don't know if the Buffalo Sabres is drawing me, but... Buffalo Sabres, A. I guess Steel is the Ottawa Senators, C. Woody, with the Steel is the Ottawa Senators, not the Winnipeg Senators. I don't have any Senators there.
Starting point is 00:10:27 They're Canadian. No, they don't. What is it? Are you keeping track, Zach? Yeah, it's three to four. Three to four right now. Steele's mean nothing. They're for prestige.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Steele's mean nothing. We'll add that next time I'm working out and thinking about trivia stuff. On to round seven. On to round seven. Which is... What the fu... Oh yeah, this one's another... What do I call this? Tay's faves?
Starting point is 00:10:52 Tay's faves. It's totally subjective. Woody, which of the following is my favorite snack at the moment? At the moment. At the moment. Not all time snack. Which of the following is my favorite snack at the moment at the moment not all time snack which of the following is my favorite snack at the moment a goldfish b pistachios c cheez-its or d saltines this is a hilarious
Starting point is 00:11:14 question it's it's made that much better by the fact that we were discussing that this would be a measure of intelligence before the show started and And I described intelligence as your CPU and your hard drive. I actually think it's B or D. And I'm going to go D, saltines. D, saltines. That is incorrect. You had
Starting point is 00:11:40 it with B. It's pistachios right now. Solid choice. Big miss at the moment. Saltines are very popular in the prison system. Yes. Not really. There's no salt on them. It's absurd. You'll miss those three kernels of salt on your saltine.
Starting point is 00:11:55 I promise you. This next one is easy for me. But okay. Is it The Jungle Book? Kyle, which of the following was Taylor's favorite childhood movie? A. A Bug's Life. B. Toy Story, C. Jungle Book, D. Hocus Pocus C. Jungle Book That is correct
Starting point is 00:12:11 It is Jungle Book Number one I meant Hocus Pocus and Saltines to both be the Definitely not questions But given how much I like salt I can see how I threw with round seven So that's a point for Kyle You know what it really was,
Starting point is 00:12:26 Taylor? Yeah. It was pistachios or saltines and pistachios are so concentrated in calories. I'm like, no way he's killing saltines right now. That was the thought process that I'm sorry, pistachios. Pistachios are so calorie dense. I was like, no way Taylor's killing pistachios,
Starting point is 00:12:42 but I'm killing pistachios. I'm just doing it's like one of the time snack thing yeah if i eat a whole bag of them i can't do it for another five days but all right that's five that's five to three round eight ufc woody which of the following fighters has the most ufc victories a andre arlovsky b john jones Jones, C, Max Holloway, or D, Neil Magny? Interesting. Most UFC victories. I feel like it's A or B.
Starting point is 00:13:12 John Jones obviously is sort of undefeated, but that's not the question. Andre Arlovsky has a really long career. I'm going to go A, Arlovsky. A, that is correct woody with the point can i guess how many wins he has yeah andre arlosky had like 27 wins i think it was 25 when i looked yeah he's number one should be okay all four of those guys are successful i found them on the same list well which of the following fighters has the most ko victories a derrick lewis b donald cerrone c francis and ganu or d conor mcgregor yeah i would think between a and c they're the big black heavyweight dudes uh but derrick in particular is sort of knock them out or lose a lot of the time i'd have to go with derrick lewis derrick lewis is correct you guys swept the the ufc category i i wouldn't have known those but i figured you guys
Starting point is 00:14:12 would i knew i had to like sprinkle in real questions you did a really good job honestly you did a good job because to be fair you could probably have a third that you're because we know a little bit it's it becomes binary very quickly that you're because we know a little bit. It's it becomes binary very quickly. Yeah. So it could be a little harder. Like, it's definitely not Donald Cerrone. Like, he knows it ain't Donald Cerrone.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Yeah, I would have probably known that. Yeah. Round nine. Woody, what is the most populous city in South Carolina? All right. There's Charleston, Myrtle beach in Florence. I feel like it has to be one of those. I'm going to say Florence, Florence.
Starting point is 00:14:54 It's Charleston. Charleston is their number one. Thanks for bringing the buzz back. Kyle, what is the most popular city in Alabama? I just picked States that you guys have ordered to make it fair. Solid choice. That is incorrect.
Starting point is 00:15:10 It's Huntsville. Montgomery was my second choice. No idea. I didn't know. Alabama was kind of tough because they don't really have a lot of cities. Because they don't keep good records through lack of good. All right. Round 10, Lord of the rings woody what is pippin's full name in lord of the rings shit i was gonna say mary pippin
Starting point is 00:15:37 looking ahead mary's the other hobbit, his partner in crime. This is great. This is fun. I don't even know if Pippin's his first name or last name. I give up. I just don't know. I'm going to say Mary Pippin. Mary Pippin, that's incorrect.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Kyle, do you know Pippin's full name? It's Mariadoc Brandywine. For Mary? Okay. Well, I'm going to stick with that, yes, even though it's clearly Pippin's last name. But, yeah, I know his first name is Mariadoc or some shit, but I don't remember his last name. I thought it was Brandywine, but I'm feeling that it's not now.
Starting point is 00:16:25 No. That should be my guess, though. Both incorrect. It's Mariadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took. What? I just burned half a point. Mariadoc Brandywine, and it was what? Mariadoc Brandybuck.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Oh, God. I think we should take two points away for that stupid answer. You know what? I'm not going to do that. I'm going to take a point away from Kyle. And that means Kyle wins 5-4 instead of 6-4. So Kyle won a no undefeated in
Starting point is 00:16:59 Taylor's trivia trials. So well done. Well done to both of you. You did a great job on the real questions and pretty good on the dumb fake ones too. As far as my favorite things. So yeah, I don't know why I wrote an answer key other than I was expecting disputes.
Starting point is 00:17:19 You nailed the level of difficulty on the questions. That was appropriate. And also they were fun. So well done. Good. Thank you. Maybe we'll do that more. Maybe we'll take turns being trivia masters or something like that.
Starting point is 00:17:33 I could do that. Yeah. Did you watch any of the games, the baseball postseason or football games? I could shift to that too because I've watched a lot of ESPN this week. Mizzou lost, so let's go Georgia. Man, let's start there. Okay, I watched every second of the Mizzou game. Great game.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Y'all have a great team. It was a tough loss. The scoreboard makes it look worse than it was because when they got to the last couple minutes of the game, obviously Mizzou is playing for the win, not for a close loss. So the game plan changes and the is playing for the win not for a close loss so they're you know the game plan changes and the ball gets turned over a couple times but man really fun game to watch fuck florida i think mizzou was leading into the fourth does that sound right stats and stories
Starting point is 00:18:14 got here i didn't watch they were they were either at halftime they were going into the fourth they might have been down five but it was real close like they were going back and forth for a minute there with like a five point lead because i think they went for too early and uh anywho your kicker so fun to watch he came out hit like a 60 yarder again or no 50 yard or something like that yeah again their guy comes out misses like a 25 yard or 30 yarder huge shot from the crowd the crowd's fucking dudes over there tearing his helmet off so that was a great game to watch uh sorry that they they uh were beaten there are now no unbeaten teams in the sec except for the university of georgia bulldogs of course of course i checked it you guys were leading at the end of the third. Oh, shit. Yeah, it was. That was frustrating.
Starting point is 00:19:08 I was like, oh, come on. Just one more week undefeated. No, they couldn't. They couldn't get two interceptions in the like the our quarterback had the record. Maybe not just in the SEC, but in like D1 football, throwing the ball like 330 times without an interception and then two interceptions in the back half of the LSU game. You can't do that against a team like LSU because they're good. Yeah, it was a really fun game to watch. I also watched the Georgia game, of course. Got to breathe a real sigh of relief as they just destroyed a Kentucky team.
Starting point is 00:19:41 I watched all of Kentucky's game last week. They're a good team. I was worried. Just stomped the mud hole in their ass like 50-7 and then let them score. We put the third string in. We put the second string guys in in the third quarter. It was like in the National Championship
Starting point is 00:19:55 last year when we were getting hot wings half the time. Everybody's got sticky fingers because they don't care anymore. No, I'm not going back in. I'm going to scoreboard. I don't need catch anymore. Yeah, they don't need me. They literally, and the coaches said it, when we're up by 21, second string goes in. These guys
Starting point is 00:20:12 need reps too. It's awesome. I love that. You get this hungry group of players who comes out in the fourth quarter who's trying to prove some shit. If you didn't do that, you got tired guys who are taking it easy. You bring in these animals who are sitting on the bench thirsty for a snap. Oh, they're hitting people so goddamn hard for no reason at all.
Starting point is 00:20:32 It's beautiful. Plus, Georgia, that team is so deep all the time. They always have top recruiting classes. So they throw in their second string. Like Kyle said, they're hungry. And they probably have the talent that's not far off the first string. Yeah. recruiting classes so they throw in their second string like kyle said they're hungry and they probably have the talent that's not far off the first string uh yeah yeah i mean the second string continued to score and run the score up so and uh i think they scored twice once very early once
Starting point is 00:20:56 very late so that was very fun to watch and then uh baseball man so the way the you got your jersey on right now i didn't notice that. There, let's go Braves. Or wait, no, Phillies are playing too. Yeah, yeah. I'll wait and decide. You guys are like parents divorcing. I'll wait and see how it pans out. Phillies are great.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Here's how the postseason works, unfortunately. Like they should reseed after the wild card. And I'm not just saying this for the Braves' sake. I'm saying the Dodgers shouldn't be playing the Diamondbacks right now. And we shouldn't have gotten a week off, too. That's silly. So we took a week off from being hot at baseball. I think we were like 6-4 or 7-3 in our last 10 of the season. Pretty good. And then we take a week off and everybody gets cold. Meanwhile, Philly's been down there battling it out, sweeping through the wild card. They're still hot. They're still going. They win game one.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Shut us out. Looked bad. Looked bad. Philly fan was talking shit. Oh, hard to go on Reddit. Philly fan was talking shit. Philly fan was talking shit. Who's Philly fan?
Starting point is 00:21:55 Philly fan's a mean motherfucker. You know, he's just everyone on the Philly's subreddit. Well, why are you going there? There are 111. We go back and forth, Taylor. I was there last night, too. There's 111,000 Philly fans there. That's why.
Starting point is 00:22:09 They need to know they suck. They lost a game. They need to know. Dude. Is it best of five in this round? Best of five tied up going back to Philly. Two games of Atlanta have expired. We stole home field advantage from the lowly Braves.
Starting point is 00:22:20 Nice. Now it's a best of three series, right? No, you didn't. Oh, no. We tied. Wait, what games are left? There's three games left, right? Yeah. Where are they played?
Starting point is 00:22:36 Two in Philly, one in Atlanta, right? Well, I don't know, honestly. Okay. So I think unless baseball works really differently if you split your home games with home field advantage now it's a best of three series with two of them being in philly we have home field advantage now we stole oh i see i see i just don't think being at home in baseball is that big of a deal but uh last night was a real shit show
Starting point is 00:23:03 bryce howard like the philly like the guy the face of the team the reason we're in the playoffs the guy that got moved uh you know had the tommy john surgery moved from outfield to first base just bryce harper thank you i can't get his name fucking right i like his interviews but i don't watch him play much i like that he's he talks shit that's what i like about that guy he was the one who was screaming at the other team tell them they're a horse shit organization or a loser organization you can read his lips it's I like that he talks shit. That's what I like about that guy. He was the one who was screaming at the other team, telling them they're a horseshit organization or a loser organization. You can read his lips.
Starting point is 00:23:29 It's funny. He lost the game last night in spectacular fashion. It was a real weird play. He hits this shot out. He's running on first, I think. He hits this shot. What was it? He didn't tag up. He was the runner. The other guy hit the – yeah, yeah, yeah. He's running on first, I think. He hits the shot. What was it? He didn't tag up.
Starting point is 00:23:46 He was the runner. The other guy hit the – yeah, yeah, yeah. He's on first running. The other guy – his teammate hits the ball out to center. We make a spectacular catch. We. But Bryce didn't tag up. Bryce didn't tag up at first, so he's got to run all the way back to first.
Starting point is 00:24:01 They make two incredible throws and throw him out. The camera, instead of going to the Braves cheering, stayed on him and followed him. It was nice. I've seen so many musical montages made of the last two minutes of that game
Starting point is 00:24:19 because it's such a ridiculous error for him to make and such a fluke for the game to end that way. Cause that's the end of the game. And, and yeah, Philly was winning through eight innings, nine,
Starting point is 00:24:32 like into the nine, six. Okay. Yeah. We were, we were, I mean, we didn't score a run until the sixth or seven.
Starting point is 00:24:38 We were up three or four to zero, something like that. Four to zero. I think maybe, yeah, it was, it was looking rough. You can't go down two games
Starting point is 00:24:45 uh to open a five five game scene not at home right again i don't think that that doesn't matter to me i i don't know maybe it does in baseball maybe it doesn't um but i think if you look at their records they play better at home most teams do yeah like pretty significantly. That's why it's in the game. Yeah. The Dodgers are getting just bullied by a Diamondback team that they're not supposed to be losing to, and I hate the Dodgers more than I love the Braves. So it's a fucking... I'm watching that game every night. Every night I'm watching them lose.
Starting point is 00:25:22 How many times did the Dodgers knock the Braves out and ruin their chances for you to hate them this much? Never. Well, one year they beat us, like three or four years ago. If things had gone our way, we'd be on a four-World Series run right now in a row because we're there every year. Last year it was Phillies, though.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Last year we lost to the Phillies in this round of the playoffs and got knocked out even though we'd won over 100 games. That's one of the reasons a lot of people are complaining about the way the postseason is set up. It's like, come on, you're bringing four teams who have won over 100 games and you're making them sit out and not play baseball for a week while you've got these other teams staying hot and then they've got to come back and play and then you don't recede. I have a thing. I halfway agree. I was listening to baseball experts,
Starting point is 00:26:08 and they said that sitting out a week is really nice. They were saying that Atlanta would be able to play its best pitchers twice while Philadelphia, using them in the wild card series, won't have their best pitchers available as much as Atlanta did. I don't know. My stats and stories go, but that made sense to me. On the part about reseeding, I couldn't agree more. That, I'm really with you. In basketball, they also don't reseed. And what happens is the A team beats, last year, the Bucs were the one seed
Starting point is 00:26:40 and their best player got hurt. One player in basketball is bigger than any other sport I can think of. One hockey player is one of 22 and basketball is one of five. With their best player out, the one seed lost the series. Okay, boom. Now the eighth seed has the easiest record to the finals.
Starting point is 00:27:01 They inherited the one seed schedule and that seemed wrong. I just wanted to shuffle it every time. I just think we'd all get better baseball if the Braves and the Phillies weren't playing right now. If the Braves were playing. I don't have it in front of me, but the Twins. We should be playing the Twins and the Phillies should be playing whoever the Twins are playing right now. They're the two better teams. I think the Braves and the Phillies are the two better teams i think the braves and the phillies are the two best teams um the central sucked uh but i don't know we'll see how it plays out
Starting point is 00:27:31 yeah why does they don't win them they don't win i hope they do why do the braves the braves are one and they have to play the phillies at four and then the dodgers are two and they're playing six the diamondbacks like shouldn't the Braves be playing the Diamondbacks? And then, like, why would they seed it this way? This doesn't make any sense. I guess they got the wildcard winner. I don't know. I'm confused.
Starting point is 00:27:55 They're in the West, right? Oh, okay. I picked these are all from the right, yeah, on the West side of the bracket. Yeah, Phillies and Braves are east and then the diamondbacks and the um the dodgers are in the west so that's what's going there we go but you can you can totally shuffle this around a little bit um we'll see how it goes i'm looking forward to it i've been enjoying the baseball i like the new format it's faster uh and the philly fans are very upset today uh and that's been fun to read through.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Love postseason baseball, though. It gets over quick. And again, this new format, I'm digging it a lot. Putting the runner on second, though, is a little absurd. Explain that rule to me. I don't think I get it. I think in extra innings, I just throw a runner on second. That way, if you hit a single, you win. Oh, so if you get to the 10th inning, some guy starts on second.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Yeah. And you get to choose the guy. Do you just put your fastest guy or your best-paced runner on second? That makes sense. It should be their slowest player. Yeah, the other team should have to pick, should get to pick.
Starting point is 00:28:57 That's an even better, you got to get him out. Kyle, that's our coach. We can't pick him. We know what he does. Come on, loudmouth. You've been talking all game get out there some old chubby white guy 67 years old one of those sliding gloves that'd be the fucking show if you put on a slide oh faggot puts on the sliding glove they all wear these big fucking
Starting point is 00:29:19 mittens now the game looks so different than it did. It does. Have you seen football players practice? No. They look like bobbleheads. They have their helmet on, which you've already seen. And then they put I think some sort of sleeve on top of the helmet that is a bunch of gel pads. And Zach, can you find football players in practice? Their helmets
Starting point is 00:29:39 are so ginormous. And I get it. Concussions are a thing. But you just mentioned games looking or you know teams looking different than they used to yeah i'm sure zach will find one in a second but football players practice helmets are absurd um kind of on the same lines but i noticed that university of georgia doesn't wear pants they wear fucking short look at that oh that looks cool all right somebody well you like that. To me, it's silly. I see why it's good, but it's silly.
Starting point is 00:30:08 They're like the guards in the old Tron movie with Jeff Bridges. Pull that up. Show me the character from Tron with Jeff Bridges, not the remake. Not the remake. Is this really making it any safer? Doesn't it? Yeah, clearly. Oh, shit. All right, that's a different. Why would you do it to a giant summit though man they're i've got ten thousand dollars
Starting point is 00:30:30 jesus i got an ex-girlfriend that's a like a huge giants fan and i just send her memes every day of them getting like raped by dolphins or or whoever beat them that day so you're mean to the poor new york giants i rub it in for everybody i know you know they like that well i mean that looks like a special needs helmet it is it is it is um you go back enough in any sport they all look like special needs helmets have you seen those guys with like the leather hats running around that's where they probably got gretzky wear like they made helmets mandatory so gretzky wore like i don't know a bandana or something like it was it wasn't far from that it was ridiculous it was yeah if you look up a picture zach of wayne gretzky so i think it was the brand was like jaffa yeah and it was it's like what you do if you were dressing up as a hockey player like for a costume there's no protection
Starting point is 00:31:26 to it but wayne gretzky was just like i don't like the way other helmets feel and so this is like a technicality thing where it's a lot it's an allowed helmet but it has like different padding in it and it's lightweight like he looked yeah it's it's like a pretend like it's like the illusion of safety. Yeah, you just have to know that thing's incredibly light and offers almost no protection. It happens in motorcycles. Like, oh, this state requires motorcycle helmets. All right, cool. And then guys wear like a motorcycle yarmulke.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Yep. Like that's bullshit, but OK. He's not exaggerating. I remember that video. The guy is wearing a motorcycle yarmulke and he has strings that hold it on and the cop is like dude he's like it meets all the requirements i think they lock him up i swear to god it was a motorcycle yarmulke it was made out of fiberglass or plastic slightly
Starting point is 00:32:23 domed it was a fucking motorcycle yarmulke. And that is not the that is absurd. I don't know if you should have to wear a helmet or not. I think I think if you have health insurance, you don't need a helmet. As long as it's as long as you're covering the traumatic brain injury. OK, but you know what? In North Carolina, you need one. But that's not what you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:32:44 The law. A lot of states, though though you need a helmet until you're 21 and if you're gonna have no helmet laws i kind of like that yeah like let it's not yes or no it's yes until you're 21 and that does a couple things it makes people get accustomed to helmets it feels normal to them like if i mandated you wore your seat belt until you were 30 you'd probably keep it on afterwards yeah i did hypothetically so uh so i i like that but personally i want a helmet i want a full face helmet otherwise it's very noisy there's bugs there's yeah i i've been riding before and been like fuck i didn't snap the helmet i didn't i didn't like snap this thing and i can't do it properly in my gloves and i'm just like i'm scared in those moments when i pull over i'm like i am
Starting point is 00:33:31 fucking raw dogging right now we gotta pull over that's how i feel with no seatbelt every once in a while i'll drive with no seatbelt like in the parking lot and even at six miles an hour just relocating my car i'm'm like, this is, this is insane. I don't feel it as much in the car. Cause I don't know why. I just feel like I could survive a car crash. No problem.
Starting point is 00:33:54 I'm built for that. I'm just like, yeah, that's it. I guess Kyle's. Have you seen that? That like tweet, who's that politician who only has one eye ah from texas dan crenshaw yeah he only has one eye and it's like some old like twitter fight he
Starting point is 00:34:14 was having with some anon from years ago and this person was like put me or like i would have handled that no problem and then he responded and was like it was a real issue and it was tough and they took my eye i lost my eye in that conflict and this guy responded and he was like no offense but i'm different and like not a huge amount like he got way more love for that than the dan crenshaw guy with his one eye which have we ever seen him take that eye patch off it could all be a lot keep your head down next time man what are you talking about it could be made think of an easier injury to fake than one-eyedness i like my soldiers with two eyes just saying yeah you can't play in most professional sports leagues with one eye but we're gonna let you be in politics i don't know he's gonna get slapped up the left side of his
Starting point is 00:34:59 face from a foreign leader dude we have to talk about israel and hamas or israel and palestine i don't even know have you guys followed that much i have seen i have followed it going on yeah incredibly closely okay just just honestly legitimately like very very very closely um i don't care whose fault it is uh and i refuse to discuss whose fault it is and I refuse to discuss whose fault it is it's like if anybody I've had some people like did you know that in the year three I'm dude shut the
Starting point is 00:35:32 fuck up I don't care did you know that the colonialists you know the British didn't shut the fuck up what happened Saturday that's what I also apply to like the last 20 years you You also don't care? Yeah, I don't really care. I don't really care.
Starting point is 00:35:49 You take, so you look at it totally contextless. He just likes watching the games. He just likes watching the games. I like watching the buildings go boom. I like watching the fights, the tactics. Well, I just don't want to hear any whataboutism, right? I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear any,
Starting point is 00:36:01 but what about this and that? What I see is I watch that thing go down kind of live Saturday, and they're decapitating babies, like baby babies. There's over 40 dead babies. I saw them shoot so many dogs and cats. Like, why are you shooting the cat? They're genuinely trying to kill all of them. You saw a video of decapitating babies? Yes're all on video of decapitating babies yes i saw
Starting point is 00:36:26 lots of decapitated babies i've read a lot about the decapitated babies i also read the number 40 i didn't see the video i know there's a lot of misinformation i'm having a hard time sifting through the fog of war stuff yeah like i saw i saw three videos two were from like two years ago and 20 years ago. That's right. They used paramotors to attack, which is funny. So I saw a video from two years ago, a video from something more like 10 years ago. And I saw a video from Arma 3, all of which were presented as from the last four days. from this, you know, the last four days.
Starting point is 00:37:06 And I read Fox, not I read, I saw Fox Fiction, as I'm now calling them, said that Hamas killed 600,000 Israelis. That was a typo. It was, the number was 600. They just, there's an accidental K there. Like they're not. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:37:19 It was six digits. That's a lot of typos. It's clearly a typo though. They don't think that 5% of Israel was killed. It's bugging me, though. They weren't lying, either. They wouldn't just lie to you. The fact that the number was rising all day.
Starting point is 00:37:36 They just had a billion dollar payout because they lied on purpose. Let me lay this out for you. So the whole thing's there. You can go back and watch it. Right, the bottom third before that, 450 dead. The bottom third after that, 700 dead. They clearly weren't trying to say that there's hundreds of thousands dead. Okay, maybe it was just a typo.
Starting point is 00:37:58 Maybe I got sucked into it. But Fox News aside, there's been misinformation. And then there are some people who don't know that they're lying, but they still have things wrong. I haven't seen. Go ahead. Oh, he's saying, you know. So I'm kind of just like reserving judgment a little bit like, oh, they murdered 40 babies. You saw the video.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Was it really from this conflict? Was it really from this weekend? Was it really from this weekend? It might have been. I could be wrong. It's true. They do use old footage sometimes of stuff to be like, oh, look at this shit going down in Ukraine. And someone will have to be like, this is a clip from 2011 in Slovenia
Starting point is 00:38:41 or some shit like that. Well, the videos I'm watching is Arabs yelling at people who are begging in Hebrew in their homes. They're in a village in Israel and they're in the Jewish people's house and they're killing the Jews and they're screaming,
Starting point is 00:38:58 and there's the dog. Double tap the dog. Now let's get the baby. Get the baby. Cut the baby's head off oh who's this guy this he doesn't look like a jew cut his head off anyway he's a filipino i want you to pack his head off like like with with a terrible weapon i i turned it off i couldn't watch the head you shouldn't watch this but i'm watching them hack at his head and try to get it off i'm watching all of these um the paramotor stuff was crazy the fact that they used all those paramotors it's the biggest mass shooting in history.
Starting point is 00:39:26 They killed over, it's a 250 or 300 plus concert goers, right? At the concert. So again, I don't know what's true, but what I've heard is they're raping women at the concert next to the dead bodies of those women's friends.
Starting point is 00:39:41 And I'm just like, can you get more evil? Like, like you're really maxing out you could see that the woman been sodomized her whole ass is bleeding so terribly and when they're dragging her through the streets like you can see like that one woman that's dead in the back of the truck they're parading through uh palestine and again the people want to separate this group from that group everybody in the street was spitting on that German woman's naked body in the back of that truck. She's just some Instagram lady who was partying. But, oh, look, we got a Jew woman that we've raped.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Everyone spit on her as she dies. Her skin's not even pale yet. She's dying. Her legs all broken, weird. Like they've got their legs slung over her naked body driving through town so we can all. And everybody just spit on her, spit on her, spit on her. Everybody's slapping the faces. Every time they a dead jew stomp they stomp his face till it's gone like they i saw so many idf like uniforms with the heads gone because they're
Starting point is 00:40:34 decapitating all as many as they can that's terrible the way they did it they they used drones to shoot the um so that they started a rocket attack on the holiday so the everyone goes into their bunkers and hides until that rocket attack ends and the sirens stop but under the under the cover of that they invaded and they use drones to drop grenades on the they've got these machine gun posts where they've got like a 50 caliber machine gun with a camera and it's all remote control and you might have seen them dropping grenades on those and taking those out and then they blew the fences in and just stormed right into these little military bases but it seemed like there was only maybe 15 or 20 military personnel in those bases and they were
Starting point is 00:41:15 asleep in their underwear so they're all dead there wearing like dude has his boxers on his armor and his gun and that's it like he had enough time to get up, put his vest on, and get his gun. And he's just dead right there. And a lot of them are like that, just dead in their sleep. Because they just took advantage of the Israelis literally just not paying attention, it seems like. And they were everywhere, right? They stormed miles and miles into the country. I read Netanyahu ignored the intelligence they had that they were going to
Starting point is 00:41:46 attack. And I'm like, again, fog of war stuff. I don't know. Jack shit. They said that, um,
Starting point is 00:41:53 yeah, they said that happened in Pearl Harbor. They said that George Bush did that right before nine 11. And it's like, it turns out they had like vague. He might do something with airplanes someday. Like that's not actionable. Like you can't,
Starting point is 00:42:03 can't hold them too responsible. Can I jump in real quick quick and say like like what i heard that he ignored was they were like the egyptians told him something's big is coming and he ignored it it's like what was he supposed to do right hey everybody be on alert that's what we do for a living we're the alert guys oh well still yeah no i agree i agree i were they on alerting like what no doesn't seem i just israel is like a first world military nation it's weird they would get like how how would a paramotor see they have the iron dome like i how how could they get caught here and let you bad mouth paramotors okay okay? You're right, you're right. But I imagine, I know nothing about anti-air tactics,
Starting point is 00:42:48 but I feel like I could knock down some paramotors. With fireworks. Yeah, give me some Chinese fireworks and some Roman candles, and I'll take one of them out. Those guys looked like they had been practicing with those paramotors for a minute. I saw trikes with two men on them, and I saw solo guys on trikes. Take one of them out. Those guys looked like they had been practicing with those paramotors for a minute. I saw trikes with two men on them, and I saw solo guys on trikes. Those are the guys who shot up the concert, by the way,
Starting point is 00:43:13 the ones who came in on the paramotors. I hope they were appropriately licensed because that's a big deal. I hope that people don't start talking about changing the laws about paramotors in this country based on what just happened over there because someone just used your fun toy that we get relaxed rules about to do the biggest mass shooting ever. If it were a Smith and Wesson, we'd be looking at how to ban it or sue the people who made it.
Starting point is 00:43:34 No, they won't ban paramotors in the U.S. because of some shit a world away. No, they won't ban them, but they might want Woody to get a license to fly his around if he's going to be doing that. I think we need to have a band-aid moment with the Middle East and
Starting point is 00:43:50 just be like, this is not our business. Why should we continue to be involved in a thousand-year-old ethnic conflict? How does it benefit America? We're going to, though. I've said that about Israel forever.
Starting point is 00:44:12 If this were an am I the asshole, I feel like everybody sucks here would be the answer. Kyle was talking about the evil things that Hamas did and he's right. They did some really terrible things with the baby murders and the rapes and the parading through the streets. Sounds bad. By the time Israel on their own accord decides that hamas has suffered enough i think they'll have the win right it's like they already do i'm sure i but i think israel is going to lay it down in such a way that they rue the day they fucked with Israel. Yeah, this was a mistake. They're calling it their 9-11,
Starting point is 00:44:50 and I think their response is going to be similar to what we did after 9-11. We murdered a million people, and we don't even apologize for it, alright? They're upset over there. There's also a bunch of American hospitals. A few dozen of those were involved in 9-11 though, so. Yeah. Maybe or maybe not.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Isn't most of the Gaza Strip like children? Like young people? Oh, come on. What are the demographics of the Gaza Strip? I don't know. That wasn't on the quiz. I mean, it's mostly young. You're right.
Starting point is 00:45:18 I should have put that on. It's all topical. The Gaza Strip is interesting because they have nowhere to go. There's the ocean, and then there's Egypt. Swim for it. Yeah. I wouldn't swim for it. Did you see them shooting those guys in the boats with the thermal and the cannon?
Starting point is 00:45:32 Oh, you've got to see that video. These guys are on dinghies coming to invade Israel, and the Israelis, I don't know what they're shooting, but it's some sort of a boat cannon that goes doof, doof, doof, and they've got thermal on so you see it turn bodies like inside out and like it's crazy they they fucked up a lot of people on the boats i i don't know like imagine someone raped your kid and then you just have that guy in full mount and you hit him until you decide that you're satisfied that's the
Starting point is 00:46:06 situation we're in now like that i don't think that gaza strip is gonna go away i think israel is just gonna take it they're gonna say the gaza strip that thing is gone you guys have lost your gaza privileges we're taking down every fucking building in there everyone dies everyone leaves that your country is gone you you lost i mean they can't just do like there's aren't there like a couple million people in the gaza strip i for now no but i they're calling them they're calling them in advance like hey taylor your house is next you need to leave now and dude don't go where things like it's an open air swim for it taylor like there's nowhere to go in g Gaza like they're trapped there basically
Starting point is 00:46:45 I sent this on WhatsApp but it's like look at that that's a mosque more than just a mosque it looks like a mosque and everything around it it's a mosque and everything around it they turned it into a hole in the ground why do we have to be involved in these things
Starting point is 00:47:02 because Taylor can't we don't fix our roads and have health care would you rather have roads or no jews in the world don't answer that there's jews all over the place where are they there's the jews in israel and then there's the the population i'm pretty sure that that Israel can take care of itself and we can have roads. Israel has like shit tons of military. You think
Starting point is 00:47:30 this is a contest between a bunch of Palestinians in an open air prison and a country that has like real rockets? I like that. That's what it is. You've been following Mia Khalifa on Twitter, haven't you? Not for her political takes.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Did you see she got dropped by Playboy? I don't know how big of a deal that is for her financially, but they released a whole statement about her fucking tweets. Is it in relation to this war? Yeah, you know, she's one of those Palestinian freedom fighters to turn their phones sideways so she can get a better view. Yeah. I saw a bunch of our politicians have Israeli or Palestinian flags
Starting point is 00:48:11 outside their office, and it's like, you shouldn't be allowed to fly any non-American flag outside your office. Just American flags. What are you doing here? If some Italian guy was flying the Italian flag outside of his office, I'd be like, get real. What are you doing?? If some Italian guy was flying the Italian flag outside of his office, I'd be like, get real. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:48:27 You're an American politician. Like, that's bizarre. Where do we draw the line, Taylor? Where do we draw the line? At any flag that's not American. What if the flag isn't an American flag? It's St. Patrick's Day. I bet you wouldn't round up a bunch of good old Irish boys trying to celebrate.
Starting point is 00:48:41 If they're fun flags or, like, they're sports teams. American sports teams. American sports teams. No socks. No Red Sox? No Red Sox. No Red Sox, no White Sox. What if it's that cop flag? The black and white one with the blue stripe.
Starting point is 00:48:57 Oh, I don't like that. I hate the way that looks. It's aesthetically ugly. It's got to be an American flag. Do the yellow one. It's the U Valley Cups. Do you dislike the LGBT flag or the cop flag or the thin blue line flag more? Which one upsets you the more? The LGBT one is aesthetically the ugliest flag that clashes with everything. It's ugly as shit. It's all inclusive.
Starting point is 00:49:21 That's the idea. I don't know what it looks like. I'm Googling this. So many. Yeah, that's an ugly flag. it's just like with the acronym lately it seems like it's got some pinks and lavenders in there like a like it's very easter is it yes this is an east i'm not kidding like i yeah it seems like there's a lot of like they're like easter colors you really really shouldn't have more than three colors on a flag it starts to look terrible and some flags are like with just two colors are great the japanese flag an ode to simplicity
Starting point is 00:49:51 that's hideous look at how clashy that is look at how ugly that is is that the one you're talking about ah i didn't know that existed but i don't know i i never see it flat like this it's usually on fire no i mean It's usually on fire. No, I mean, it's usually like furled up or something. You can't really get an idea of what's going on. The circle is intersex. I actually don't not sure what intersex means. I assume it means both, like every sex. I would assume that if it weren't for the rest of the stripes.
Starting point is 00:50:19 Yeah, intersex is like a medical condition that's unbelievably rare. I don't think that's true. Yeah, it is. Yeah, no, that's true. Not in the context of... It's hermaphrodite from back in the day. Okay. Yeah. I think it's a medical thing that's very rare. Oh, that's when you just have a pussy down there. That's when you got like a
Starting point is 00:50:37 bussy. That's a girl. It's extra. No, no, no, but you already had a cock, but you also got a bussy. You left out a key detail there. Yeah. Well, I mean, I already had a cock, but you also got a pussy. You left out a key detail there. Yeah. Well, I mean, I said you. Oh, I didn't put that together. I don't understand why like I don't understand why they have like a black people stripe on the gay flag. Wait, that's what that black part was for.
Starting point is 00:51:01 I assume they're just like double, triple, quadruple dip and trying to throw everything up there. But they're like, all right, this one's for trans. This one's for gay. This is for intersex and black. Black Lives Matter movement. Oh, I see. Oh, they put the Black Lives Matter. Sorry, Black Lives Matter movement on the gay flag.
Starting point is 00:51:22 How do we get on that flag? We need white people. We should replace the intersex thing with the pka logo yes absolutely like what's that oh it's a popular podcast it's time for the gayest podcast around yeah we need a white people stripe on there if i mean if they gave us any we just say we're all trans men and they they would have nothing to say. Dude, just be vague. We're once little girls. Say we identify as men.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Yeah. Or if we were going to apply to college, we could just say we're non-binary or Hispanic. Get a little boost. Yeah, non-binary is... Yeah, if you want a tech job. Did you see that tech job fair? It's a safe space for women. This is for women
Starting point is 00:52:06 in tech. And all the big fucking job creators are there. And there's supposed to be no women here for these openings that they have. Excuse me. Yeah, no men. And so all these men showed up and like, yeah, I'm non-binary. I go by him. Cisco,
Starting point is 00:52:22 right? Yeah. Here's my resume. Good for them. Just kind open openly mock their stupid bullshit i have always had an issue with the like it's okay to be exclusive or exclusionary provided that you're a minority group that seem look as a general rule of thumb same rule apply to both sides that's what fair is yeah you have an uphill battle trying to convince me that like a women's only golf club is fine but a men's only golf club is evil like now fuck that yeah if it's if some of it's okay it's all okay like if you're like okay so you're okay with segregation just make that your position then you want to have a black only club or a woman only club.
Starting point is 00:53:07 Like, all right, that would be fantastic. Like, I see that all the time. They're like, this is a space where we can be free from white people. Oh, okay. Can we have a space where we can, you know, establish the exact same thing? Well, like most of the space that's free from you people you know like over here and we'll fund ours and you'll fund yours right that's cool sweet i don't think that's gonna fly i don't think they're they're gonna allow segregation you know what you know how that would end right like like
Starting point is 00:53:35 what what do you mean we have to leave campus yeah turns out not a lot of black people uh in the benefactors association really nobody that has anything to do with this college is black. It's Jews. And they have Jewish only thing. Well, that's what Israel is. I saw both sides of Congress condemning that Harvard thing where the student body got together and they had like 23 student organizations co-signed the letter about um about palestine and the freedom fighters of palestine and everything so that that's a real bad look for the left it's it's always interesting when you go to the far side of the left or right they touch not in this you know you know that
Starting point is 00:54:17 you've got the far side of the right who are nazis who are like let's exterminate the jews and you got the far side of the left. Same people. They also want to exterminate Nazis. They literally do. You get far enough right or left and the people get pretty goofy. Right. Pretty much like people you don't want to be in charge.
Starting point is 00:54:42 I don't think most people know what's going on over there, though. I don't even know if this is a good topic to fucking talk about because my i had two contractors today it's way too early nobody knows all the shit yeah like it's like like atrocity propaganda things like that or like the beheading babies thing like is so fucking evil that it's like at this point i was believing the ghost of kiev in the ukraine battle at this point, I was believing the ghost of Kiev in the Ukraine battle. At this point, I was believing there's another one, too, that was proven to be untrue. I forgot it. Some of the shits still seem to be true.
Starting point is 00:55:16 I think the Russians stole a lot of Ukrainian babies. I've seen 20,000. That number is so big. I doubt it, but I don't know. Apparently, it's real. I don't know. Apparently, it's real. I don't know. It's a lot of babies. Chris Christie stole 20,000 babies?
Starting point is 00:55:29 Yeah. Why would you steal babies? It seems like a terrible use of resources to steal babies. You know what babies were? You know what baby organs were? Probably not much. More than gold. Baby organs?
Starting point is 00:55:48 I'm telling you, Taylor, they're draining me dry. Let me ask you this question. Develop the taste for baby liver pate. Let me ask you this. What do you think would go for the most at an auction? It would be
Starting point is 00:56:03 a baby's heart, because if your baby needs a heart, how much would you like to pay, sir, for the baby heart? All I have. Well, start the bidding. It's going to go to all they have, right? Every single time. Because they need baby hearts. I think you want adults for organ transfer.
Starting point is 00:56:19 I just explained to you why you don't. He was saying it's for babies. Baby hearts are rare also, Taylor. Where are we going to get all these dead babies apparently not if a baby dies apparently this is destroying the baby market we have stumbled upon a very large nursery totally unguarded that the cowards they cornered the market on baby organ thievery. But anyway, at this point in the Ukraine war, I heard a lot of stuff that has since been proven to be untrue.
Starting point is 00:56:54 The one I can recall is the ghost of Kiev, but there was another. And in the Ukraine war, I have also seen a bunch of amazing ARMA footage where they say, look at what these Ukrainian pilots are pulling off. Again, it gets debunked pretty quickly. I don't know how the arm of footage gets you, buddy. I love you. It didn't get me. I actually see the debunking of it. Anyway, back on topic.
Starting point is 00:57:19 It's so early in this Palestine Israel conflict. I'm like, I don't know what's true. I know there's some terrible stuff. Some of it's definitely true. They've definitely kidnapped a ton of people. They're abusing them.
Starting point is 00:57:31 They're parading them through the streets. Israel is definitely just doing damage to Gaza that it shocks me. They dropped a whole building. That's what I was like. Several of them. Yeah. Dude. Yeah, a lot. I'm talking like they they are dropping so i know a little bit about this they are dropping those 500 pound
Starting point is 00:57:52 bombs i saw like the freeze frame you can see one coming in they are dropping three or four on a building at a time and you can see them come in it's just this like glint and a huge building drop i think i may have seen that one too i was surprised so i mean as everybody knows when they do controlled demolition they yeah you know they weaken the building and then they put the explosives right where they need to be and they drop the building cool these guys were using airstrikes and it almost looked like controlled demolition. I'm not pretending there's a conspiracy here. I'm just saying the accuracy of their airstrikes was surprising to me.
Starting point is 00:58:33 I didn't know they were that good. I think part of it is that their construction techniques and materials are so poor that those buildings just drop like a stack of cards. Yes. Because I've never seen buildings fall apart like that. I have. The way that they're just sh like a stack of cards. Yes. Because I've never seen buildings fall apart like that. I have. The way that they're just shattering. Maybe in Syria. Haiti.
Starting point is 00:58:51 Haiti, yes. Haiti and Dominican Republic have basically the same island. And when the earthquake and tidal waves and shit hit, Dominican Republic is fine because they do advanced shit like rebar in the concrete. And Haiti just all collapses. You jiggle it a little and it turns to liquid.
Starting point is 00:59:08 Didn't Haiti like if you look from space or maybe not quite space, you can see that the Dominican Republic is super green and still lush and Haiti is like a just shithole of mud because apparently they
Starting point is 00:59:24 just destroyed their entire foresting industry. Sold it all. It's easy to say they sold it all. No one cares who bought it all. I can't buy something that's not for sale. You can take something.
Starting point is 00:59:39 You know that's not true. We're American. I know, it's not true. Everything's for sale you poor America I don't think we took Haiti's trees we have way more trees we have so many more trees America's ripe with trees
Starting point is 00:59:53 whoever bought those trees I bet the lumber came here I bet the lumber came here we have so much lumber though we do have a lot of lumber but we have rules let me ask you this though. We do have a lot of lumber, but we have rules. Let me ask you this, though. If you take all these Haitians' lumber,
Starting point is 01:00:08 then you can sell it back to them later because what are they going to do with that lumber? Now they don't have any lumber. I think what actually happened is that hurricane came and just killed them all. They didn't have any trees, right? It looks like in the past, their primary source of domestic energy
Starting point is 01:00:21 was fuel wood and charcoal. And so they were burning through their forests. Oh, no. That's a shame. Oh, look at that. Oh, I thought you were going to say that their main source of fuel was burning wood, and we bought all the wood. That's extra
Starting point is 01:00:38 funny. It's cost effective for us to buy wood from Haiti. I think we buy a lot of wood from Canada. I think you're right. Yeah. So, cost effective for us to buy wood from haiti if we buy all we buy a lot of wood from canada i think you're right yeah so yeah unemployment rate that's 40 percent is whoa that's higher that's lower than i thought frank actually 14 is rough but 40 is what are we doing i wouldn't want to go to haiti it seems like a seems like a bad place to be dominican republic would do them a favor if they just invaded that country and owned it
Starting point is 01:01:10 you think i think yeah i don't think it would i don't what country could go in and invade haiti and make it worse oh oh never mind i had to wait for you to finish north korea even north korea North Korea even North Korea are probably going to be like oh they suck I don't want this anymore I go home what would you do there I highly recommend if you watch the combat footage subreddit
Starting point is 01:01:38 you'll see some wild shit on there I think they do a good job over there of policing and making sure you don't get any propaganda and like those guys are so nerdy about that shit they're gonna pick the arma footage out and be like fucking bullshit so on arma i agree but on the other stuff i agree also like if i were to take some footage of a fucking russian tank blowing up in the woods and being like look look at this! This just happened to Hamas. They would
Starting point is 01:02:08 absolutely be like, I saw that one 16 weeks ago. Yeah, it's Arma 4. Yeah. It's Arma 4. Arma 4 taking a lot of L's. Or maybe it's W's. What's that one game that keeps being the cause of all the top secret
Starting point is 01:02:26 government leaks? Is it war thunder or something? I know like, like maybe you don't know. It might be world of tanks. Actually, it's not world of tanks. It's a hearts of iron or something.
Starting point is 01:02:38 Basically Taylor. It's a, it's a game where I don't know. You can play with like the Americans against the Chinese and do these big global wars, I suppose. And P and the players get into these heated arguments about, oh, it's horseshit.
Starting point is 01:02:48 The Chinese fucking missile should be doing this. And the American has a countermeasure that would completely nullify. And then the player's like, bullshit. It would destroy the American Apache helicopter. They're like, oh, yeah? Here's the fucking manual. I actually fly an Apache helicopter. My cousin does. Here's the fucking manual uploaded to actually fly an Apache helicopter. My cousin does.
Starting point is 01:03:05 Here's the fucking manual uploaded to the internet for the world to have just so I can win an internet argument about a video game. That happens over and over and over. That last big leak we had, remember when they caught that guy on Discord? That's what it was about. Like he was,
Starting point is 01:03:19 that was part of what it was about. So the military's doing great. Very secure. Well, somebody's got to have the secret information, right? At the end, there's going to be humans with the secret information. So you just got to hope that they're better at video games. When you get to more than one person, you can't keep a secret anymore.
Starting point is 01:03:38 They should put fake information in the Apache documents. War Thunder. Yeah, it's War Thunder. Thank you, Zach. There's been 11, let's see, have been between 11 and 30 leaks of restricted documents in War Thunder forums so far,
Starting point is 01:03:52 depending on how you count them, with the earliest dating back to July of 2021 and the most recent occurring a few days ago. It happens all the time, and essentially what it appears to me from the outside looking in, because I don't play that game and I don't give a shit, but people will be trying to win an online argument about something that happened in a game or something that could
Starting point is 01:04:07 potentially happen in the game and they'll leak classified information about an aircraft or a tank to prove that, nope, your missile doesn't work on that plane or this missile does work on that plane or whatever. Hilarious. Our most classified secret secrets.
Starting point is 01:04:24 I guess we wrap here? Yeah suppose so uh all right pkn 47

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