Painkiller Already - PKN 478

Episode Date: October 17, 2023

pkn 478 the trivia question uh kyle said i love the trivia question i asked taylor earlier he's talking about our private chat um do more republicans believe the election was stolen or in god that one yeah it's razor thin razor and who came out on top god god by no i did it right. Here's the main character down below us. 73% of Republicans believe in God, and 71% believe the last election was stolen or fraudulent in some manner. Does that seem low with God? Neither are true.

They should both be at zero. Well, and then we got naysayers like Woody over here. You can't put a zero on God. I mean, you know. Were you not here one second ago? You're right. A little tit for tat. A little swashbuckling match.

Raise it then. What would you put the rate on, Kyle? Because I know Woody says zero. What would you put the rate on foryle because i know woody says zero what would you put the rate on for god the likelihood of being real doesn't mean like i'm not even saying that one of the religions is true just god how about just um something more powerful and sentient than us that like like i feel like if it if you allow me to encompass like i don't know simulation theory and the idea that we're part of some sort of alien zoo and all of the the potential reasons for why our universe is so fucky and weird and why math doesn't seem to work and why it just

the universe is so well calibrated to just kind of work the way it does and um you know and just the bizarreness of existence and us being here, being the only thing that even knows that we exist, really, or what that means. Yeah, I'd say there's like a solid 5% chance of something out there in control or way more powerful than us in a way that, like, they could alter our existence with the way we would

alter say a video game or something like a prime mover level thing like what i don't know that term i'm not familiar with that terminology like what kicked off what we now live in like oh sure like an like what would have started the big bang or whatever right because it seems to me like whenever they show if you google what's the largest, not structure, but object or thing in all of existence, there's this filament of galaxies that coalesce together that we can see through a telescope. And it's many galaxies globuled together. And like that's so enormous. And like, that's so enormous. But then if you like go down to subatomic stuff, everything seems like it's, I don't know, built out of the same shit. Just smaller and smaller versions of it.

I remember asking in science, like, what are the subatomic particles made out of? And they're like, shut up. We don't know. We don't really understand really, really tiny stuff or really, really, really big stuff. Yeah. There's a name for the smallest thing. It's not a quark, is it? It's something else.

Oh, it's like it's a hydra. It starts with an H, the smallest thing there. Everything is built out of these little shapes, hydrides. I'm messing it up. Oh, I thought it was quark. I don't know what a quark is, but I've heard that it's like it's part of an atom or something. Something even smaller. yeah yeah i like kyle's extension which is like hey if it's not a god some sort of all-powerful being that to us seems like a guy like i am not a god but as far as my fish are

concerned that's a man how did this water get here why are these rocks the way they are oh it's woody the same guy that brings food. Yeah. This mystery has been solved. It's our God. I would go higher than 5% for that. Yeah, it's wishful thinking. If you expand it that much, it's got to... It's literal wishful thinking. I don't know.

If you're conceding 5%, is that that much less wishful? Here's what I know for sure. Like 50? Here's what I know for sure. He doesn't care about us. like like not even a little bit like he doesn't at best we're a puppy that he lost interest in a long time ago that's at best and i'm a hundred percent serious like at best that's what we are because he does not give a fuck about like what's going on down here or even worse he's like a fox news viewer he loves it he's just like yeah fuck him drop

another bomb and another one and another one like you know like he would have to be for him to be that omnipotent omniscient god of the old testament that if you asked my neighbor maybe, what do you think God's like? They'd name that. Then that guy invented childhood leukemia. He was like, what's next on the list of horrific diseases? God, like an angel over there, jotting

them down or chiseling or lasering them with his eyes or however it works. Childhood leukemia. That's two leukemias. Oh, I'm just getting started. Come on. How many blood diseases are you going to create that are horrific and painful?

I still like where Kyle's going. I don't believe in that guy. He's omniscient and omnipotent. He could do much better. Back to the fish thing. At least I'm a kind God. if a fish is sick i pull them i cure them and i return them do you ever punish them for swimming in a way that you don't agree with no if if if they got a little gay in there would you get all judgmental and and like like

whatever the opposite of drowning is for a fish. I may have a gay pair of fish. I don't even care. What would clue you in, Kyle, to a gay pair? I guess Woody the expert. I would just say I have two fish. They're both males. They're like two peas in a pod. They never leave each other's side.

They swim. They're best friends. Oh, well that doesn't mean they're gay. You'd have to see them doing something physically to one another, I think. They don't do penis and vagina. I don't know. Yeah, I guess it'd be hard for fish to be sexual at all. Yeah.

They're just kind of swimming around, eking out sperm on piles of eggs. I've got one that lays eggs all the time, but there's no man in there. So it's just food. can you take that out make a little little homemade uh what is that called the at row yeah in theory i could she does it inside of a barnacle so it's like i don't disturb it i just leave it alone cool i wonder if it would taste good no i don't like caviar you like it oh yes really so you like it a lot like if it was cheap you'd snack oh i'd have a big jar of this shit if it were cheap dude there was a while there where i was ordering these expensive caviars from around the world and there's no kinky zone and you justify the same way you justify like

expensive drugs. Cause like a gram of drugs sometimes it'd be like $8,200, like crazy shit. Like I remember I paid like, I think $120 for a gram of this crystalline marijuana concentrate one time. It's like, yeah,

but this is the good shit. So you can, you can talk yourself into it, even though it's this little thing. You're like, Oh, this is the creme de la creme. And so when they've got some black Sea sturgeon eggs that Putin, this is what Putin eats.

You're like, all right, send them on. And you get this quarter ounce of caviar from around the world. It's so delicious. I would eat that shit on Ritz crackers. It comes in very tiny jars. I don't know how big the jars are. So you said it was delicious. Is it notably more delicious than a less expensive caviar?

Yes. I also, I wanted to find that out. You know, is it all bullshit? Is it all hype? Cause champagne, I can't really tell.

I've had good champagne and I've had Walmart champagne. All right. It's fancy Sprite. But with caviar, I had some $12 caviar and then I had some $200 caviar. And the difference was night and day. It was this savory, salty. I like when they pop like you can feel them sort of like releasing deliciousness into your mouth. And I like that it's fancy, I guess definitely. And I'm putting it on a Ritz cracker. Everything's good on a Ritz cracker. It's all buttery and salty

and delicious. Ritz crackers are great. Yeah. I haven't had a Ritz cracker in a long, long time, but I know that you're right. They're wonderful. What did you do with the caviar? You chew one up and spit it out. When I decided that caviar sucked, I probably thought cranberry sauce sucked.

That was a long time ago. I don't eat cranberry sauce. I think I've tasted time ago. I don't eat cranberry sauce. I think I've tasted it around the holiday. But if it's congealed into the shape of a canister, that's a big turn off. Did you try it as an adult? No. I remember it being sour, and I don't like cranberries.

I was trying to pass a drug test one time and i drank gallons and gallons of cranberry juice while sitting in salt water for a few weeks and uh and i've really turned off the cranberry juice for the rest of my life now what were the circumstances of this well i went on that weedcation with with chis or whatever and smoked my my brain in for a solid seven eight days and then i got back home and they're like oh your federal probation starts in like five weeks we'll we'll test you at you know what went on on this day and i'm like googling they're like yeah six weeks and you're fine i'm like but it's five weeks and so they're like well here's what you need to do and i'm just like

i'm in this salty. I don't even know if it helped. I don't even know if it passed. Did you take pills? Pills are nonsense. I didn't. Okay. From what I gathered from the internet,

it seemed like losing fat, literally losing some fat that holds on to, I don't know, drug markers or something, and sweating out and pissing out and cranberry juicing yourself, I felt was going to be my best bet. And that's what I did. I don't have any scientific proof that it worked. I don't even know that I passed the drug test.

I just know that they didn't make a deal of it. They tested me, and then we moved on. You probably passed. Yeah. And I don't even know if what I was doing was technically wrong or if they'd made an issue of it. But you don't ask. You know what I mean? You don't go, hey, by the way, what if I fail my drug test?

Do you have reason to believe you will be failing your drug test? We would like you to come in and speak in front of a grand jury about why you thought you might. Oh, no. Yes. That way, if we catch you in a lie you're in real trouble i don't even know the truth anymore i'm so scared i don't want that scenario to lay down so instead i was just in a bathtub drinking a half a gallon of cranberry juice a day for a couple weeks and you're just like grimacing you hate it the whole time like and don't imagine like ocean

spray cran apple because we're looking for the medicinal cranberry juice all right this is that dark purple shit that comes in the fancy jar it was expensive do i failed the drug test for a internship when i was in college i think i was like a sophomore in college or something and my dad was like hey i got you an internship at this fucking uh business is like bank or some shit and i was like okay and so i didn't stop smoking weed until until like you know three four weeks before it you know because it was it was a quick run because i didn't know until like four weeks before that i was gonna have that like this was an opportunity for me and so i stopped as soon as i found out and it gave me like a month and i was like there's no way with the amount of wheat i've been smoking i'll be clean in a month there's just no way and so i was like i didn't know the

cranberry trick i did hear from people because when you go to head shops or at least at the time there would be like the bongs and all that shit and then in that uh front display case it'd be like clean your system 420 like weed out you know extreme and like even in my like kind of desperate college days i'm like there is no chance this is a real thing that you can just buy at the store and so i just looked online and it was like you want to be super hydrated and cardio lose some fat so i lost the other thing yeah hyper hydration i was unbelievably hydrated for like a month straight yeah the hydration is it for the duration of that four weeks or test day on test day in particular you want to be pissing clear you want any like

if there is anything you want it diluted by how much um water is is in that piss like yeah you want it to be your cleanest day ever my pee was like drinkable i had it was that i almost pissed myself in the waiting room i was oh i remember i was sitting in the waiting room at the at the drug place and i was like oh i was all nervous yeah you want it to be um like your first little bit of piss you don't want it to be like the bottom of your kidney i didn't know that you don't want to like because some people are i i'm almost positive that's what i read um in any case i did whatever i was supposed to on the day. I remember it was so embarrassing.

I wanted an extra day. So I misremembered which day I was supposed to go in for drug testing. I accidentally misremembered accidentally. And so a very angry, like scary lady, federal person called me the next day. She's like, where are you? And I'm like, oh, well, that was today. I thought it was tomorrow. I could have sworn it was today.

Tuesday, Wednesday, they sound alike. Oh, fuck. I got stressed out about the drug test, so I got high. I was like, I'll be there tomorrow. First thing. I don't take this lightly, madam. You know, I apologize profusely. And I got an extra day that way by accident. Well, yours was like real stakes.

Mine was a fucking internship. It was a scary drug test. Yeah. The first, I walked by one guy, and he was like, you here for the breathalyzer? And I'm like, I don't know. I don't know, because he had the big breathalyzer not that street level shit he looked like you were about to like put on a pressure mask and an f-16

like it was this big fucking thing with multiple hoses coming out and i was like i don't know am i allowed to drink i have no idea i would have said yes to accept that because if they're like do you want the breathalyzer i'd be yes. Also give me a cocaine test and a meth test because when they see this list, I want it to be a lot of successes before the potential failure. Okay. Hey, I got a 90. Yeah. That's an A minus.

Too great on a curve here, judge. No. I was, anyway, I was, I got the email from the internship lady, like very soon after my dad was like, hey, you should check out this internship. And already she was like, it was probably early April, and it was going to start early May, something like that. Or it was going to start in June.

And I was like, she told me, so we're going to have you come in in three and a half weeks and give your urine sample. And then once that's all taken care of, you can start. It was like four and a half weeks after that. Is this a good date for you? April the 26th to go in and give a urine test? And it's like April 2nd. And I'm like, I'm busy April 26th.

How's May 30th? I literally proposed an absurd range out there. She should have read between the lines. Of course she did. And she was like, no, we can't delay it by five weeks, but you can do it later that week. And I'm like, all right, April 28th instead. So I'm guzzling water.

I'm drinking water, just trying my best. I'm running, doing cardio, losing some fat, really trying to set myself up for success here because I had been, that was what, my sophomore year of college, I had been smoking every day a lot. And so that'll do it for you. I've been smoking like always. I've been smoking a good amount of time.

See, that matters too. That matters a lot. Quickly interject. I've researched that as well. I'm sure you have too. There is a difference between doing what I had done in this little one-week isolated vacation of marijuana and just being a daily user. Like it soaks in after a while to some degree. Yeah.

You become super saturated with THC and all of your lipid cells. And so I go in to get my drug test like three and a half weeks later or whatever. In my head, I'm like, there's no way I'm going to pass. But I also have this like, maybe you've drank enough water to fool it. And so I'm sitting there like about to piss myself. They call me back. I think you were right about like the first piss thing because they told me they're like, don't pee directly into the cup pee

into the toilet for a second and then pee into the cup i did that because i didn't know they were trying to bamboozle me and so i peed like a week later i get an email from the internship lady and she was like uh we received the results of your test and you tested positive for THC and then was like regards like the the you know sign off and everything and I was like well there's nothing to lose now and so I just I emailed back and I was like oh that's interesting what's the next step of the onboarding procedure like I really I really tried to you know play wow yeah what do i have to lose that's like one where you're like guys watch this read the email do you want to click send or you want me to do it i did show it to my friends

after the fact and they got a laugh out of it and she responded back and she was like uh i don't know if you understand unfortunately we're unable to move forward with that uh due to the you know thc deposit and it was like all right well i guess i'm not not interning there this summer did your father give you a hard time uh not as hard a time as i would have thought like he kind of just gave me like a god taylor like that kind of thing and i was like well i didn't know and i was getting smoking weed you know so i need more lead time dad like this is really on you this is really a you thing and so like you thought i could pass a drug test in three weeks can you yes i can i haven't smoked weed since the 70s or whatever the fuck and so yeah that i failed that drug test didn't didn't

get that internship got a different one though don't remember where but yeah that was it that was kind of embarrassing yeah what i uh i saw a clip from that old episode of it's always sunny in philadelphia and i do mean old at this point it's 20 years now uh season two episode two i believe where uh the jewish guy buys the neighboring property and it turns out the way the lines are drawn they don't even own half their bar the the property next door does and the jewish guy he's like the new line is here it's like you just can't come in here and take our land so they dress up as palestinian terrorists and they they start filming like a terror video and they realize that it's not a good look.

But they end up shooting like an RPG or something. No, no, they start a fire. They hate crime him by the end and burn the Jewish man's place down. Yeah, I think it's all of them wanted to be a little more tactful and then Charlie threw a firebomb. I think that's, yeah, something like that.

It's been a minute since I've seen it. But, man, that thing over there is, you know, what I learned this week, it turns out they've been mad at each other for a while, these Israelis and Palestinians. The Israelis and the Palestinians, you say? Yeah, they don't like each other. This isn't new? So you mean it's probably like three years old like at least

this feud okay yeah i don't i don't know i don't know how many years or whatever but it seems like they've got like an ingrained sort of sports rivalry sort of thing going on and and it's it might even be cultural i don't know they all look the same, though. Yeah, to be ethnic, I think. But I mean, military-wise, like Israel, number one seed, Georgia, and Palestine, what? Vanderbilt from last year? No, Vanderbilt from two years ago. I think we beat them 69 to nothing.

It was something like that. On a good day. They don't have a lot of recruitment. I think I remember being mad that we put lesser players in because I wanted to beat them 70, 80 to nothing. Because when you do that ESPN, there was a time when Georgia would never do a story about us, it felt

like, for whatever reason. Maybe we don't have a good PR department. It's like they were just in Alabama all the time and then they're like oh look south carolina did a thing and it's like what the fuck are you talking about we've been ranked ahead of south carolina for years we've we've never been six that we bought we're always like third but we didn't get a lot of media coverage and so um rewind me a little bit i got i'm not saying it was about vanderbilt 80 points not coverage it's that kind of a whooping that's going down over there right now i don't know if you've paid attention taylor i've i've

i've been obsessed with it i'm gonna be honest i my girlfriend went to work and uh she i was watching it and she got home and i was watching it and she's like did you watch something other than that today i was like oh yeah yeah i watched Gone with the Wind and Citizen Kane. I'm doing like a throwback thing this week. Lots of classics. Lies. Lies. I watched the fucking war. I watched every second of it.

And I watched all sorts of I go on Telegram. I go on Twitter, obviously, or X or whatever. And then Reddit has not been good. For some reason, there's not a lot of stuff on Reddit. And I've just been really obsessed with it. They're slower to the punch with video content i have never seen um buildings as indiscriminately destroyed in a urban area maybe since since the the the russians did it in syria i guess but this seems way more dense bak Bakhmut is ruined.

Maybe you don't have a good mental image, but there's hardly a standing building. There's big neighborhoods of Bakhmut that are absolutely flattened. But this is so densely packed that it almost can't be compared to anything. It'd be like it's happening in Tokyo. You know what I mean?

Or like a dense part of Tokyo. Because the West Bank is so tiny. Like, it's so much longer. It much like seven miles long and like two miles two by 25 or something like it's way smaller no it's like i think it i think it's up to six or seven miles wide and as as narrow as like four miles isn't all of israel like the size of new jersey yeah yeah yeah but the wet but but gaza strip is this very tiny thing. Yeah, teeny, teeny. And then what's interesting, I wish they would show this more often.

I saw CNN did a thing where they showed the population density, like where the people are, because that matters. If you just showed an alien a picture of America who'd never seen the picture of Americans, like this is where they come from. They're spread out everywhere. It's like, no, no, no. They're all right here and right fucking here.

The middle's empty. And that's how Gaza is, the Gaza Strip. The south or the north is where there was this big concentration of people, like 2 million of them there, like 20 hospitals in that area. And that's where they're bombing and telling them to get the fuck out. And the Hamas has been blowing up cars, I've seen, of people trying to get the fuck out and the the hamas has been blowing up cars i've seen of people trying to get to the south but i think for sure the israelis they're bombing everything so they're definitely hitting some people who are trying to get south too the israeli spokespeople have really

caught my attention sorry i just realized i interrupted i like the spokespeople oh okay i don't it's bold face lying right so people don't know they are they've cut off the water electricity and food going into um the west bank right so that is called collective punishment and it is a war crime they turned on the water like the b Biden administration put some pressure on them and they turned the water back on, which you'd think like, well, that's important. You die in like three days without water. But without electricity, turning on the water is kind of a gesture that doesn't do anything. They can't pump the water. I didn't think about that.

Yeah. And they don't have any fuel to run generators or anything. So they just like have in theory water that's like a tease that's even worse than having no water on you know what this is like woody this would be like if i showed up to your house and started burning your house down but silly me i did i came naked and uh i brought i brought all my friends with me. And my friends, I tied them up before I started burning your house down. So now you and Recompense are really mad

because your house is burning. But here I am naked and unarmed and here my buddies are too and you just start beating us mercilessly. I feel like that's what's happened here. Like they really fucked around and found out the way I see it. It's really complicated. I think Taylor

Wooden. And every day they find out more. These guys have been feuding for so long. It is... Okay, let's all agree. What Hamas did was a terrorist act. A horrible one. Decapitating 40 babies, apparently that was bullshit. But they did kill tons

of civilians indiscriminately. I saw the videos of people dead in their houses. These people weren't soldiers. They were just regular people that I really relate to. I love Coca-Cola. They were in bed. You saw them on the highways. These people were just driving, right?

And they got murdered for being in the wrong place at the wrong time because the murderers were just driving through. And they're like, oh, here's some. They killed every Israeli they could spot. And they did it in an effort to terrorize the population to make political change. That's what terrorism is. Let's lock that in. Sure. But it's an apartheid state, right?

They were in an open air prison for a long time it israel would like put them on a diet the israeli government propped up hamas making it so that they stayed in charge because they were a useful foil to make people like netanyahu more popular they like having an enemy because it's to their advantage and finally hamas did almost what they expected them to do an attack and now they're coming back hitting them four times harder and i'm really torn up because anyone who's watched me heard me talk before says you're allowed to win right like if you punch me once and i have the capability of punching you six times in return then i should do that right like i should win this fight i don't have to just take us back to even fuck around and find out if i'm having a hard time it's almost done just like straight up

being unqualified israeli right like no qualifications it's just pure israel's right because oh i thought israel was wrong before hamas attacked then hamas attacked and now israel's kind of, but it's hard to see the good guys here. Yeah, it's a clusterfuck. I saw Dick Masterson had a funny tweet about it. He was like, dude, there's two million people there. That's like

Phoenix. If like 2,000 people from Phoenix attack you, do you go scorched earth on Phoenix? And I was like, yeah. No, I guess not. It's probably not what you do. This is not Phoenix. It's a different situation.

But the situation is that they elected Hamas. That is their representative government. They voted Hamas in democratically. Hamas' stated goal, it's in the charter, is the destruction of not Israel, but the Jewish people. Here's my mind. Woody's not saying that i build the fences high too that there's a good guy and a bad guy he's saying like this is a clusterfuck

like this like if i see two people duking it out outside of a bar that's how i want to treat this is i do not approach them fighting i don't care if one guy's beating the ever-loving shit out of the other. And I think, like, this is not my business. I'm not, I don't want to be involved in your bar dispute. Well, nobody's talking about getting involved. I mean, we're not. Well, pause on that. We're sending two aircraft carriers and 2,500 Marines.

That could be just a show of strength. I acknowledge that. That's so no one else does anything. That's to keep everyone else in line. If we go in, I promise you, I'll bet any amount you want, Just a show of strength. I acknowledge that. That's so no one else does anything. That's to keep everyone else in line. If we go in, I promise you, I'll bet any amount you want, within reason, I promise you that what we're talking about here is they'll send in like SEAL Team 6 to go into some hole or some cave somewhere, but the Marines are not landing.

I agree. If we go in, I would add to what you said. It will either be 13 highly trained SEAL Team 6 guys, or it'll be 150,000 U.S. Airborne 1st Division. I don't know my army that well. The 82nd Airborne, right? It'll be those guys or the Marines with tens of thousands. So here's another thing. It won't be 2,000.

Yeah, not one American should show up. Here's some math that I found very interesting. I think Israel's calling up like 300,000 or 400,000 troops, right? 300,000 or 400,000 reservists. Crazy, crazy. So that lets you know that they are preparing to protect themselves from all of their borders, not invade with 300,000 or 400,000. They said that that army that they are calling up is sufficient

to make a line around Gaza, eight men for every yard. Eight men? You can make a wall of men around Gaza of Israelis with what they've called up eight men deep for every yard. It seems like a bad tactic.

No, it's a great tactic, Taylor. You issue them shields that go from my wall to it's a great tactic, Taylor. You issue them shields that go from eyeball to knee with a sphere. A sphere. All right, I'm in. You know what? That should be a part of war. They're like, hey, guys, we're going to fight,

but it's kind of like UFC. No eye gouging. No biting. We're going back to swords and shields just for this conflict. It's agreed. You start shooting guns. We've got to shoot guns. You wouldn't enjoy seeing a nice ancient battle.

I mean, I'd let someone else do it, but America should stand their ground and keep their tech edge. We're not doing that. No, we don't have to participate. We get to watch Israel and Palestine with swords and clubs and whatever the fuck other tactics. Wait long enough and they'll get there. I have a high-tech idea that, Taylor, you're going to be on board with. I'm in already. Video drones.

I want to see video of this whole thing. There should be so many fucking drones filming these phalanxes. They should. And we're like, guys, they're American, but they're... Look. Yeah, they're not...

I just went through that guy's mouth! Oh! Did you... They put sausage on the spears! Oh, my God! They put sausage

on the spears. Both sides hate pork. That would be a... Yeah, right? No, you are pork eater. No, you are pork eater no you are pork eater can you believe that isn't it crazy that they're so alike they're two religions it's like it really is like going back to football because i feel like that's the best metaphor ever this is like georgia georgia tech fans like hey we live 40 minutes away from each other yeah we're from the same area we're

the same you went to the tech school i went to the state school like like we're buddies right no no no we are not i would go so far as to say that israelis and palestinians hate each other even more than georgia and georgia tech fans my religion hates spit in my eyes my dude yeah see that we need that we need to have a little come to jesus no actually i don't know if they would like that it's funny though my take here is completely different from my take in real life because when people ask me um like like uh someone asked me uh the repairman i had a contractor fixing some drywall and he was he had no idea what was going on. And I wanted to give him like the fair, straight version and like no horse shit.

None of my opinions about who's right or wrong about anything. He's like, what the hell's going on over there? I was like, man, those people have been killing each other for years. And when your grandfather killed their grandfather back and forth, it doesn't matter where it started. So one side went in and killed a bunch of babies and women and children and burnt people and they committed atrocities and what they're saying and i just said that to him basically and now they're now this is the retribution i pointed at cnn and their city blocks crumbling and i see dead babies on the other side

now you know being being drugged through the streets three to one six to one something like that yeah so um that's kind of how i feel about it that that it's all wrong it's all awful i i hate i hate that those those civilians are stuck in there those children children but you know what i see god damn it if i don't when i dig deep enough i see some sort of weird palestinian ritual where they got like the palestinian flag wrapped around an ak and they got that like a 10 year old boy like fucking like yeah you're a fucking like soldier of islam now fucking like praying over him and it's like the flag the gun and religion and a child and and they were like programming this guy to be just like a myers family reunion i mean yeah yeah it took me back i had a tear in my eye for a second.

I, I've started marching toward the fucking West. Cause I, you know, I just, you don't know directions. I bit my tongue as hard as I could till I tasted copper and I woke back up and it had,

you know, cold sweat and now I'm good. Uh, I think this thing's not going to stop for a long time. It doesn't matter who's right or wrong. I hate those people did all that stuff I wish that there's so much fucking hypocrisy

it's not about Muslims and it's not about fucking religion either because if it were every other Arab state would be like oh these poor people come join us brothers I saw them in Iraq oh we're out here 100, thousand strong to protest for our brothers.

What can bring them over here? They look. Aren't you missing a million people? Ah, America is going to fix that problem we made for you. We killed a million of you. We're going to give you two million to replace them. You know what? That that's what I would run on.

That that that'd be my platform do you think they'd get along or it'd be like a muslim odd couple thing you know the problem is those people like it's it's like baptists and presbyterians you know there's all those shunis and killing each other all over the west the baptists and presbyterians yeah it's exactly it's exactly analogous you know between, between Christianity and Islam. I mix them up all the time. I gotta admit, I don't know the kind of Muslim Palestinians tend to be, and I don't know the kind of Muslim Iraqis tend to be.

I have a hard time keeping up with the Sunnis and the Shiites. I know I'm supposed to pretend one's good. Right? Sunni, Shiite, and Kurd, I think. Are the Kurds Muslims? I need to Google it. I don't even know what a kurd is you mean like kurds in way i've never had kurds in way i mean you've heard there's sunnis right so shia and sunnis and i don't know why i made the third i'm sorry the kurds a third one but

i think politically they're a third but i'm not i'm fucking it up i have no idea well regardless uh it's there's seven sex that's too much yeah but i feel like there's two main contentious ones over in the middle east like the saudis are one and the iranians are one i just don't know which is which it's you know they both got a different idea about things do they have their own like mormon group like a group that's kind of like we're just here to chill you know have a lot of kids and have a good time and not curse yeah coffee the the like americanized modern liberal muslim like that that that person is just they just like the ruck they just like the ruck but yeah they they i don't know this oh the rug are you

you know they're like jews who like like like a yarmulke is a fashion choice like that they are pretend muslims just like and look i the same is true for christians that all those wishy-washy fucking like hollywood christians and like fire and brimstone is the real shit like like forgive and forget but like there's rules to this shit i feel like atheism is the real one and all the others are made up atheism just paganism man i feel like you should believe in things you can see i believe in the sun why not worship that big fucking thermonuclear thing that's so big i can't fathom how big that turns hydrogen into helium or is it the other way around and makes energy and perpetually forever and keeps me warm and makes my food that's that's closer to a god than anything we could even make up that would be a good thing to go back to

worshiping something called gravity that we can't you can't even explain to me to keep me from hurtling off into the cold beyond i cannot cannot explain gravity. I'm fucking baffled by it. The scientists don't know how to explain it either. They could teach it better. I got the basic. That rubber tarp doesn't do it for you for real? I was being silly. I don't get it. I get the sphere that draws

things to it like a magnet with no polars. Right? Just everything gets sucked into mass. Okay, cool, cool, cool. But then they put the sphere on a tarp and now it sort of dips in and things sort of fall towards it and i okay so you're wondering why they don't just all fall to the middle why isn't it it's not 3d in their model anymore it yeah they're they're expressing a three-dimensional problem in a two-dimensional way so you can wrap your head around it but imagine instead of a flat surface going down imagine a sphere being drawn inward you know for those three-dimensional

scenarios but the um how's that any different than gravity's like a magnet yeah the tarp thing directional magnet the tarp thing doesn't make sense to me either like as an explanation like no i understand what they're trying to do but it's like okay well then what is the because like a tarp is a medium by which that energy can travel but there's like nothing in space so like what is it acting there's no no no no no no there's to impact another celestial matter in space there space is is is the dimension itself that's it's it's sort of i thought it was like the absence. Like there's nothing in space. There's nothing...

Yeah, but fabric of reality, I think. How does it act? Well, but fabric of reality, what does that really mean? I don't think they know. See, that's what I'm saying. It's like, how does the moon impact some other shit

through nothing? You know what I mean? Like with the tarp, it makes sense because you can see, oh, well, the medium of the tarp shows the flow to the larger mass but without the tarp there and if space is like nothing it's like how are how does gravity work well every well well everything's pulling everything yeah but how like how does it pull but space isn't nothing through the medium of nothing? There's gas, dust, wind, particles from stars.

I feel like you're describing this like nothing there, but it's not. And they say it's a vacuum. I think there's just no pressure. We're accustomed to whatever one PSI. We're being pressured all the time. We're in a bubble of air right now that's held here, again, by gravity. Right. And you don't think about it because you're used to it, but

if you get into paragliding, you start realizing how substantial wind is when it pulls your sail around. But I'm getting off topic. Space, though, I think it's a less dense thing at zero PSI,

but it's not empty. I think it is so close to empty that it's a less dense thing at zero psi but it's not empty i think it is so close to empty that it's empty i've heard them talk about how close one particle would be from the other of any kind of matter and it's silly it's an empty empty vacuum how does energy travel through nothing wrong that's why they like have the the part the particle wave thing with light because like oh a particle can fly through nothing but like a wave needs something to move through i'm only just now understanding taylor's conundrum like like yeah he's like how does gravity have a range attack yes thank you thank you for solidifying that like how does it like if there's like if there's so little in space as to be nothing how does this star act on jupiter with like so little in between it you know what i mean it's not like water

or even air i think it is i think there's a third thing there what is it i think that they're that why can't we measure it or put it in a cup? I think the tarp is as close as you're going to get to that representation of, of, of what's going on. I love the tarp. The tarp to me makes so much sense. I think for Taylor and I were like, Hmm,

I ever have someone give you an analogy and you're like that analogy provided no use to me. I wish you just did this with fewer words. That's what the tarp is in my, between my ears. Like it's just not saying like, it's like what? Okay. Of course it that's what the tarp is in between my ears like it's just not same like it's like what okay of course it makes sense of the tarp i've seen weight and mass act on fabrics but like what's the fabric out there yeah what is it that facilitates the movement of

energy the tarp just creates rolling downhill which i already understood yes i'm an expert you put something on us on a hill i'll tell you 1000% of the time where it's going to go down lock me in final answer on down again well we should add some uh some astrophysics to our uh our quiz questions oh i don't hate that that would be fun especially if like they're hard enough that we sound retarded trying yeah dude this fish tank thing has caused me to get into chemistry a little bit more i've talked about this here and so i asked my daughter questions and this was a neat little moment for me so hope is a teacher she teaches social studies but i was just i don't know she's educated i was like can do you understand like how these bonds work and like People seem to be using ions and atoms

interchangeably. Can you lay this out for me? She fucking murders it. She knows all of it. She crushes it. You can tell she's taught this before. She has analogies going with cars with different capacities saying, get on board. And like, you know, if your car is almost full, then the door slams and shuts. And that's just like sodium in the water, which violently wants to do its thing. And then there's other bonds that are weaker.

And I can't repeat it all. But if you were there, you'd be like, fuck, this chick can teach. Nice. Yeah. I don't understand chemistry either. I found it interesting. You know, if you burn steel wool, it gets heavier. Yes. Isn't that weird? I didn't understand chemistry either. I found it interesting. You know if you burn steel wool, it gets heavier? Yes. Isn't that weird?

I didn't expect that. It oxidizes and pulls stuff from the air. Right. Which is some kind of witchcraft. Witchcraft? You'd have been one of the burners back in the day. You've got this mind where he's like, yeah, but show me how.

Show me how show me how show me how oh i can't sir i just pull up the bucket and there's more water in it every time wedge wedge i feel like having a mind that says show me how is pretty good most of the time he's from missouri that's true the show me show me how gravity works and don't use a fucking tarp Show me how gravity works and don't use a fucking tarp. Use the vacuum of space to show me. Use a vacuum. Show me in a vacuum how that. I don't think I understand how magnets work either.

And it's funny. Every time you ask someone, they're like, oh, it's easy. The magnet has a polarity, a north and a south, and the north and south are drawn to each other. I knew that part, you stupid fucktard. Now, all you've done is make me slightly older because I wasted time listening to your jackass explanation of the easy part magnets have a range attack it's like how do microwaves work well it heats

up the food it's like bitch I know like tell me how yeah tell us how magnets work Kyle and we won't be critical like I know I promise no mocking will come from this explanation.

I just think about how generators and electric motors and the earth work where you've got a spinning iron thing, a big chunk of spinning iron, and... So iron is the magnet. You put copper around it, and you spin it, and it does a thing, but I don't know why.

The iron isn't spinning in our planet faster than our planet. Yeah, it is. Well, the whole core of the planet is a big iron blob fuel. Yeah, but it's turning at the same rate our planet is, isn't it? In this case, I'm focused on handheld magnets. Why do handheld magnets... I think it's why we spin. And does this energy wear out,

or is there a perpetual energy possibility in magnets? I don't know. If there is, someone needs to get on it. What do you mean? Like, to do what, though? To power, you know, machines. I'm not sure. Electromagnets?

Yes. No, not electromagnets. So there's definitely not perpetual energy. That's not a thing. But all generators and all electric motors work by doing that same thing. You're either doing it in reverse or backwards where you're rotating the copper thing and the iron thing. If you use electricity to make it spin, then you've got a fan. And if you spin it the other way, you make electricity and it comes out the other end.

That's how a generator works, when you stick a big diesel chug-a-lugging thing onto the generator. I'm kind of on board with that concept. I can even add to it, the regulator. I like this. So your car produces electricity. You know this, right? Alternator, you mean. The alternator in your car produces electricity.

And the faster your engine spins, the more electricity it makes, kind of. But you're like, wait a minute. My car needs to produce the right amount of electricity. And that's not really what's right is not the same as my car's RPM. So how does this work? Well, the electromagnet gets more powerful and less powerful. It's called a regulator as the alternator spins so that it makes the right amount of electricity.

That way, when your car's at idle at like 1200 RPM, it can charge the battery and do what it wants because it makes the electromagnetic strong. And then, and of course the engine works a little harder through the gas to do its thing. But when your car is like,

if you're flooring it, towing a trailer up a mountain, you don't want it to overcharge your battery so the regulator makes that electromagnet weaker and you create less electricity even though your engine's working very hard at the moment you make the correct amount of electricity that's what a regulator does on an alternator nifty makes the yeah it makes the electromagnet more and less powerful as it deems appropriate. It feeds into the battery, though, right?

I always thought, are you actually using the... Yeah, I guess you're just using the electricity from the alternator there. To charge the battery and air conditioner and defroster and whatever. Yeah, I know. When you turn your defroster on, that electromagnet gets more powerful because you need more power. Yeah. that electromagnet gets more powerful because you need more power yeah but if they like had a turbine that's magnetic and then two magnets on uh oriented on the sides so that it was always pushing in one and pulling on the other would those magnets like run out of magnet juice

eventually i would just spin forever because that would be perpetual energy no it will not spin forever it will come to a halt they're pulled it will come to a standstill not these kinds of magnets however you rig it up it will eventually it will just be like okay the magnets have pulled it as there will there'll be a balance it will find balance kyle i haven't done anything clever enough to you know like devise the device where it keeps spinning yeah but the basic question of does it run out of magnet juice i'm very curious about yes because i don't know the answer like if you find a very old magnet are you like oh the suck's gone right if i take two magnets and have them one inch apart from each other, just squeezing constantly, will they be like, fuck, I'm tired?

Or do they just keep going? Yeah, I'm curious. And is there a way to make them less tired? Can I charge them? Yes. Seems like we have a lot of potential with magnets. It's easy to make a magnet. So if you want to magnetize something,

you just need a battery and a coil of wire. So you take, let's say you have an iron rod and one of those camping batteries, the ones that are like six those big six volt fuckers um hook your wire up to that thing and run your circuit you wrap the wire around and around the uh the iron thing the iron bar in a coil one in on negative one in on positive and it will magnetize it like It will become a magnet. You'll create an electric magnet.

It'll stay magnetized. Yeah, that stay magnetized is the part I was sort of waiting for you to get to. Not forever. Okay. My understanding, if I remember correctly, is there are magnets. There are different kinds of magnets, and there are some things that stay magnetic for a very long time.

And there are some things that don't. Zach has linked here saying that when you heat magnets, they lose their magnetism magnetism. It's probably a word, but I knew that and it wasn't exactly where I was headed. I want to know if the if their pulling action wears out not if you can destroy it i can destroy it with heat i knew that yeah yeah i saw so here's what i'm researching here's what i have in my head for like an

electronic magnet smart people machine here's what i would like to see look and i know there's no such thing as perpetual motion and yet i saw this thing yesterday where this guy had a 55 gallon barrel on its side on top of a fire. And he had a small copper pipe coming out of the barrel. So steam, uh, eventually is coming out of that little pipe outlet really fast from the, and,

it's pushing against a windmill with lots of, of big pie plate hands on it that are kind of closely set. So the steam is constantly hitting another one of these pie plate hands. And it's a big wheel. So a little burst on each one is going a long way to turning a chain. I was wondering, like, why couldn't I have those pie plates magnetized and get it going a little? But wouldn't the magnet that's always pushing, you know, north to north

against the back of the pie plate just right, as it spun, like, wouldn't it just keep going? Wouldn't it pull after it passed it? Wouldn't it keep going? It would pull it towards me, and then after it got past me, I'd try to pull it back yeah i suppose so i guess yeah i can picture what you're describing and i don't know how i remember being in fourth grade class doing this like thinking about how to make a car powered

by magnets i was like there should be a way there is a way there's a ride at disney world you can turn the magnets on and off right if you use electromagnets now we're off of perpetual motion you can sort of suck the car towards the magnet and turn it off and let it fly by yeah well now we're back to how like you know electromagnets and turbines and stuff work we're we're doing that rapidly perfectly perfectly with, you know, what are my motors? You can ride the tram car tomorrow. Motor is the word I was looking for.

Is he trying to say like the top thrill dragster, like a specific roller coaster here? No, just motors. Fucking motor, an electric motor. Jesus Christ. Anywho. Yeah. Iwho. Yeah. I don't know. This all started with

Israel somehow. I don't know how we went to make... Yeah, it's a bloodbath over there. I'm having more fun talking. Kind of pontificating. Woody, did you see them catch... I don't know what to call people. Let's just say, did you see where the Israelis caught those people in boats that weren't supposed to be in boats and they... I don't know what to call people. So let's just say, did you see where the Israelis caught those people in boats that weren't

supposed to be in boats? I didn't. They blow the boats up with like a thermal sighted cannon. Palestinians are different people. People, who knows? The Palestinians were likely taking fire. Bad men in boats with guns. The Israelis are blowing them up and stuff.

Well, they all jump in the water, I guess, because their boats are exploding. Well, now the Israelis just start doing laps around them with machine guns. It's the TAR-21 from Modern Warfare. Terrible gun. That. The Tavor. Most of them have those I've seen. And they're just like, doof, do the water just blowing them away i see that is a waste of bullets

just leave they're already in the water i was showing somebody this and they were i was like dear god that i was showing somebody they went dear god i would dive down and just when they said that an israeli went pull the grenade out and threw it in the water. Oh, now they're killing wildlife? Now they've gone too far. Dude, it's wild over there. They are dropping very, very big bombs. I wonder how far that's deadly.

I bet not very, but I don't know. I would hate. Concuss you. That's a good point. I didn't consider. Oh, concussion. I thought you were talking your eardrums yeah yeah the eardrum specifically like i i don't know what that's like i would fear that it would rupture your eardrum if you were within just imagine it being an omnidirectional energy um dilution disposition i'm looking for like the you know the sound sound but underwater though right like so it goes in every dispersal it goes in every direction

so it must lose its energy pretty quickly what's the speed of sound underwater oh my god dude like uh wait let's guess don't look it up it's gonna be way faster alright so the speed of sound in air is like yeah I want you to set the anchor point for us oh I shouldn't tell you that if you don't know I've gotta write it down in water I know but I've gotta remember what it is in air first

but I only know it in like feet per second so I've gotta do some quick math in my head oh okay well then 5200 feet in a mile I can Google that error one. I'm going to do some quick math in my head. Okay, well done. 5,200 feet in a mile. I think it's like 7,600 miles an hour. I actually knew that

ish. I thought it was about 7,600. And like 1,150, 1,250 feet per second, I think. It's at 1,00, but whatever. Sound travel is way better in water, right? That's why whales can click and talk to another whale 100 miles away.

Man, so the question is, does sound move more quickly in water or more slowly in water? And if so, by what margin? slowly in water and if so by by what margin i would say faster because there's a well i could convince myself either way i just okay i'm gonna say faster because it's there's a thicker medium for it to travel through so it's probably easier for it to travel right or maybe it's more difficult and it's getting diffused along the way because there's more shit there it's gotta it's gotta slow down for each little water molecule where whereas those air molecules were also loose and and no but it wouldn't because like you can hear stuff way further through the water like in total yeah then you can through air but what but does that mean faster

is it the same i have the answer i have here i'll do the whole thing i'm gonna say it's faster and no i'm gonna say it's faster and further and i'm gonna say that if it goes 750 miles per hour in you know the the fucking air then it goes um a thousand underwater i'll say i'll go next uh my guess was also that it was faster in 1200 and then i'll tell you the truth after taylor goes oh i was saying faster and and so no you said faster We're all saying faster. I'm saying 999. Okay. So Kyle said 1,000. I said 1,200 if I recall. Taylor went for the under. The answer

is 3,345 miles per hour. Yeah, it's real fast. In water. Oh, damn. I didn't realize there was that big of a difference. You would definitely want to do some sort of underwater Morse code then, right? That'd be the fast way to communicate definitely well you know phone probably just electric wire though yeah probably probably just either way was there a brief time before alexander graham bell got you know his shit

rolling where a guy's like think of it underwater bells and he's trying to figure out something fucking good poor guy i wonder what bells are like underwater do they ring at all do they stop ringing very quickly a bell would suck underwater because i feel like the you'd be almost like holding it right yeah it'd be like preventing it from hitting hard enough do you know about that sound that they recorded um some, I don't know, oceanography equipment that they can't identify that was super loud under the ocean? They don't know what it was? I think they have heard about

this. I wonder if it was anomalous, super loud noise. Like the tectonic plate shift or something? No, like a monster of the deep. Oh, cool. They did this thing on the most attention-grabbing sound sound i think i've talked about it before but you would think it'd be like a fire alarm or a police siren like things like

that are designed to grab attention so the experiment was this they put a sound thing in front of like a grocery store and when you walked in it made different sounds and they do these high-pitched beeps they do something that was a little like a police siren they do something that was a little bit like a fire alarm maybe like a fire alarm that lost its battery and see how people uh react to the sound the sound that like they go like beep beep and people are going there's some people wouldn't even look that way. And people went, oh, okay. And then they did this deep pitch sound that went something like this. Goosh, goosh.

And guys were like ducking. The fuck? That was the number one sound that humans made. Yeah, no fucking shit. That sounds scary as shit. What they discovered is that the voice of someone going, give me your wallet, was the most responsive sound. Get up, me old monkey! I would have guessed it was a high-pitched beep

or sound or ring or something, but when I heard the sound, I was like, oh yeah, I don't hear that every day. Like, goosh, goosh. Yeah, that would make sense. I would react too. Oh, I know we're almost done,

but I saw a clip on Police Activity channel you might want to check out. You don't really know what's going on at first. It's a very recent one, this last week. The cops are looking up at this five-story building and talking to each other, and you hear somebody on the radio go, He's running toward the edge!

And they're like, Huh? And then you just see this guy jump off the five-story building like he's fucking Tom Cruise, dude. This black dude tries to jump off the five-story roof and hit like a regular one-story parking garage shed type thing. He bounces off that, hits the concrete below, and he's laying there in a heap. And they're just like, don't reach for it. And he's just like all broken apart

it's hilarious I've never seen anybody jump off a goddamn building like that before gave no fucks he clearly thought he was gonna like land on the other roof and escape somehow I mean if I learned anything from cartoons he should have found an awning

oh a bunch of them in a oh a bunch of them in a row and then he'll you know he'll fall really hard he'll kind of be an accordion for a couple seconds and then he can go on his merry way he might take on the shape of the stairs and then he'll straighten up and run away yeah that's ridiculous i would not jump off a five-story building onto a one-story that's still jumping off a four-story building i wonder how best case scenario all right so i think we can all agree if you jump off a five-story building onto an awning you're still fucked my question is how but what distance can an awning save you i bet at one story it does what kind of awning this is um over a deli in new york does that draw a picture for you yeah yeah it's a pretty strong awning i think you

could land on what like i think those are solid do you go through that it's gonna have some bars right to give it structure but i bet they bend at what level do they i'm a little afraid it's gonna hurt me not more than the concrete sidewalk yeah but in those bars right and will it rip off the wall and if it does that's energy dispersal too right yeah i feel like you could only fall into one awning i'd rather because like there's no like you'd bounce kind of out of range of the subsequent awnings if you hit one. They're typically slanted, right? Because you want water to run off them.

I can't picture one, I'm sorry. I would need to see a specific awning. I can draw you one, but I can't know. I can't picture one. I have to assign it some level of structural integrity with my fucking mind's eye. And so what's the point of that?

Yeah, I can imagine one that you could jump from a thousand stories on. Just confidently asserting how gravity works, but like, what's an awning? Dude, so if I jump from that window right above it with the air conditioner... Oh, that is the same picture I looked up

I would still be a little concerned that is not going to give you anything if anything that's going to like now you're hurt and you owe them an awning like your ass is going to bounce off of it and then the back of your head you're going to rotate and the back of your head is hitting that concrete

whereas you could have just aimed and if you're athletic and frankly like one of those black guys who did backflips in in like middle school if you're that guy you could do that thing we do a backflip off the roof and land in a way that the rotation of your body somehow spring loads and absorbs the fall i've seen people do that off of really tall buildings like really tall but i don't think that's a white people sport. Yeah. I disagree. I'm adjacently connected to these

parkour guys because Colin's been doing it since he was 10. A lot of white guys do that and can jump off one and two story buildings and stuff. I'm talking about five though. I want you to come off four or five. I want to find this fucking thing. They do that in stages. stuff oh i'm talking about like five though i want i want you to come off five i'll i i want

to find this fucking thing this guy they do that in stages they find a a two next to the five wait but this guy you're talking about doesn't hit an awning he just like clips the side of the building right and doesn't make it kyle oh my guy fucking hits the roof of a neighboring building and then he bounces off that like a ball. He doesn't stop. He bounces off the one story's roof and then falls into an alleyway and crumples onto concrete and he's laying there broken. Oof.

Like he can't get up. He learned. And they arrest him. But they arrest him like he's Saddam Hussein and he's got an RPG next to him. Don't you fucking move! Stop choking on your own teeth and surrender. Taylor said he learned, and I'm like,

is he not at all familiar with the recidivism rates or whatever that word is? There's like a 6% chance you learned. Yeah, there's a 94% chance that's not the last one-story building he'll bounce off of. He'll just steal shorter. Dude, I love those videos.

I highly recommend them. I stay up to date. I've seen every one of them. I've expanded to a new police channel that shows you the whole story from the call to they drop him off at the PD. And so you'll think, man, this one was lame.

This dude showed up to beat up some girl's new boyfriend because she's a whore, and she's the one pulling all the strings, making trouble. Now he's got to go to jail because he had a weed pen in his truck, right? You kind of feel for him. Yeah. But he's like, for a weed pen, you pussy boy. He's in the backseat of the car a cop car going to the pd

and it's like i'm 15 minutes into the video bored out of my mind and he loses his mind he starts kicking the partition spray me you piece of shit bet you won't because you have to clean it pussy pussy pussy spray me cop pulls over i'm like he's gonna spray this poor dude he's asking dude dude kicks the console out of the roof. It falls and breaks on the computer. Then he kicks the side window out of the car. Then he comes through the window of the car.

Then the cop and his buddy beat him down. Then 18 more cops show up and we got to put him down in the ditch. I'm just like, man, all you had to do was not drive like a bat out of hell to beat up some dude over that fat whore that stepped out of a double wide over there or even if he hadn't changed anything all the way to the point where he was in the back of the police car if he had exercised his right to remain silent and called better call

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