Painkiller Already - PKN 480

Episode Date: October 31, 2023

pkn480 how are you boys wonderful just wonderful you know i'm glad i'm feeling better this uh this little you sound better yeah i i feel so much better my chest is cleared up i wasn't all the first couple nights i was up every 30 minutes to blow my nose because i would just get recongested and start suffocating and at least it wasn't like a stubborn congestion but it was like how does my head make this much fucking snot? It's, it's a snot factory. Like it's impressive.

It's trying to rinse out the badness, right? It's trying to push all the evil out with making all that mucus. Yeah, I suppose. I would, I would assume so. I know a fever is trying to literally kill the,

the, the, the bacteria or whatever. It's trying to raise your body temperature to a level that will kill it, but keep you alive. That's surprising. It's weird that it only takes a couple degrees to do that with some germs.

Yeah, if I was a germ, I'd evolve to handle whatever, 100 degrees. It only takes four to kill us. Or six, right? You get to 104, they're like, he's almost dead. That's true. What's the highest temperature you've ever had oh you know your mom's always gonna like oh

i saved his life 104 you wouldn't believe it probably 101 mom's juice those numbers that's true that's like scotty down in the engine room giving it all he's got bullshit scotty you could have fixed that to see it's funny you said because my number is 104 but it wasn't my mom it was the er she had to call in the the heavy hitters because i remember i think she accused me of faking more or less like she thought i was exaggerating the symptoms and she's like if you're that bad we'll go to the hospital and i'm like 15 i'm like you know what i think that's a good idea and We'll go to the hospital. And I'm like 15. I'm like, you know what? I think that's a good idea. And we went to the hospital. And it turned out I had gotten into this cycle of like I was sick, so I wasn't drinking.

And I was dehydrated, so I was getting worse. And I was getting worse, so I was more dehydrated. And when they hooked me up with an IV, I kind of bounced back right away. Nice. When they hooked me up with an IV, I kind of bounced back right away. Nice. Dude, that's one of my old-timey true beliefs about feeling bad. So many times I'm like, I must be dehydrated.

I'm probably dehydrated. Let's drink a gallon and a half of water today. And it can't hurt. I mean, as long as you're also keeping your electrolytes up and stuff. You can get an IV to your house for $150, $200. I'll just drink it. I'll just drink the water. If I need an IV bag, then I've exhausted my options at home. That's our father's word, this need thing.

Do you want an IV bag? No, I don't want to inject well never mind anything they put a cocktail of stuff in there it's good stuff have you ever been like drinking around nurses before like the next morning like like i remember this is like early 20s and like when you're you've got nurse friends they'd be like oh tomorrow morning we'll just give everyone an iv bag like to so you're not hung over and I remember just like never doing that and thinking really you can just why can't like I don't want to inject myself with something and sit there like I'm dying for a bit like I'd rather just drink the water

have a couple pieces of greasy food I'm in the I would have absolutely tried that and your body doesn't like when you drink water it doesn't just go to your bloodstream and be perfect so quickly. Whereas IV is really what your body is asking for. And again, it's not just IV fluids. Like when the IV bags I've gotten are always, they have like eight different mixes. They're like, do you want a vitamin mix? There's one for hangovers. There's a whole thing just for hangovers, like specially formulated for that.

I think we're sponsored by one of those companies at one point i would definitely do that but all the nurses that i've dated are more into the side where they're like getting you drugs and stuff you know like making pills and i had the one that would shoot me up with b12 that was that was but that was just for funsies really did it make a big difference uh you know i don't know i'm pretty energetic guy. We have B12 pills in the house. And my wife's always, take that! You're gonna be so happy and bouncing off the walls and the best version of you. And it's like, I'll take it, but mostly so you

stop asking me to. It's like, well, mostly this is... It worked! It's funny with B vitamins and water soluble vitamins, how it's like 5,000, 20,000 percent like like b vitamins and water soluble vitamins how it's like like 5 000 20 000 percent of your daily allotment of b12 and it's like yeah it just means i'm gonna have neon piss for like my next four pisses because like if you had a pill that was like 20 000 percent of your daily requirement of iron, it would kill you.

Like the real thing. I think that's just a washer. Yeah, that's just eating nuts and bolts with a handful like you have pica. It's got my nickel too. It's got my nickel. It's got my daily allotment of chipped enamel in my mouth. Tin, all the metals you need. Have you ever gotten like a mercury in here

have you ever gotten a full like panel done like blood work you know get all your vitamins levels and your fucking thyroid and all that i did like four years ago and uh the only thing that came back a little high was my uh calcium wow and i realized that it was because I was in one of my Perrier phases and I had been drinking like an absurd amount of Perrier day to day. I couldn't at that time. I couldn't remember the last time I had straight water. I was just Perrier and all day. And I was like, man, my calcium is a little high. What the fuck? And they were like, yeah, it's because you're drinking calcium water all day. I'm like, like oh that does make sense but i had all sorts of things wrong the first time it was like oh my god you might have cancer

also your vitamin d and your riboflavin and oh god your cholesterol and it was just like a whole laundry list of shit to fix it was like where do we begin you know and um just fixed all that stuff good it was it's fun to see all those numbers just just fix themselves from you know and um just fixed all that stuff good it was it's fun to see all those numbers just just fix themselves from you know spinach and like chicken and that's what i keep telling testosterone and strenuous labor every day and a good sleep schedule that you force upon yourself oh yeah the amount you can fix with come on blade you can do it like he can do it the amount you can fix with... Come on, Blade, you can do it. He can do it. The amount you can fix with a good diet and activity is astounding. It's literally most things. If you have some genetic thing, yeah, sure.

But you can really handle a lot on your own with diet and exercise. So we really should not have come down so jokey when Woody years ago was like, I think that Blade could fix his diet, stop drinking, drink water, and he'd be fine. And Kyle and I arrogantly were like, you fool. That's not how it works. And then it's like, he's still kicking now. So if he would have switched to the Woody recommended diet four years ago.

I don't know why you're rebroadcasting this ESPN classic and rewriting it so you take an L. But the way that it was being phrased at the time was the dude's limbs were rotting off like he was that fucking like King of Jerusalem. Who was that King of Jerusalem with the with his face melting off that were the mask and everything? He beat he beat Saladin when he was like 16. Anyway, anyway, fucking pieces of him are falling off. And Woody's like, come on, man. Grilled chicken, foreman chicken, and some spinach. And I was like, no. No, that won't help it.

I was right, though. Well, no, no, no. We were talking about his chronic issues and the fact that he was training in the wrong way. His foot was swollen, right? That would have bounced back, especially five years ago, whenever that was.

I disagree. I think if he had only changed the diet, he'd be in the exact same place he is right now. Because that's included in the diet. Okay. Well, yeah. If we fix his genetic disease that's been dragging him down his whole life... Oh, but wait. I definitely included the alcohol.

It wasn't like I... Of course putting drink in will fix him. He's an alcoholic. Yeah, yeah, but everyone acted like there was a... This was a train track, that there were no turns to be made here. He was on a one-way path, and it's

like you already jumped off the building. There's nothing you can do from this point going forward. It's almost never too late. Yeah. What he's pointed at the time was like he has rotting holes in his leg, but that was because of the betas, which was because of the diet, but mostly the sugariest booze

available in retail stores. And so it's like those would heal if he just didn't do that stuff anymore and gave his body time to recoup. Yeah. Heck, Boogie, who if i had to guess i'd say his body's worse than blades it's hard to tell it's worse on the outside but yeah yeah he's anyway inside when boogie went through a bit of a health kick and lost whatever 150 pounds

or something that thing where he like pressed on this he pressed on the side of his leg and it was like a sponge that retained that depression. It got better. There's a name for it. I have like lymphedema, I think. Is that it? Yeah, it's fat people's skin melting off disease. Yeah. And he's also slothing off, if you

prefer that word. It wasn't skin. Under the skin, he was retaining this fluid that would like, you could press your hand in it and leave a hand impression. I really thought skin was sloughing off. I must have misunderstood. That's Blade, I think. That's Baldwin

IV again. Yeah, that... We need to be on the lookout for that boogie documentary that's dropping. Don't we? When? What do you think boogie documentary that's dropping don't mean that he made himself was it to the drop last what do you think he admits to that's so repulsive oh and you can't say the thing

we all believe wait i don't know what thing that is neither do i but it's fun to say that like that mine was gonna be that uh he has a lot more sexual thoughts than he let on. He has to be, I don't know, he pays for it or whatever to make these things happen. Sexual thoughts? You mean sexual actions? Actions, desires, etc. I guess I just sort of whitewashed it.

I bet he's a much more sexual person than he lets on. He makes that happen through sugar babies and escorts and things like that. Yeah. Okay. Well, I mean, that's not embarrassing at all because I think it's going to be something much more awful than that. Because like having like sugar babies and like lots of pussy that you pay for is kind of like what men do when they have money. So it's like looking good on you, dude.

It's a real pack. He's like, Oh, I can't believe I just admitted all, all of this. Like, like that sounds like you like to eat peanut butter out of cows, buttholes or something,

you know? I wonder what, um, like if you're a real baller, right. Make yourself a formula, one driver, Elon Musk,

whatever. How do you leverage that money into pussy? Cause I bet it's not because you don't even need to, but let me guess first. I, I don't think it's going to be straight up. Hey, you know,

you're the fucking most baller girl around. I give you $12,000 a night. I doubt it's that. I bet you, you do. Okay. I know it's that. I thought it was going to be a little more experienced based,

a little more like, you know, you put in some time and then when you need a car i make it happen fuck that no that's crazy that that's throwing the farm away for the milk like no you're talking about 12 grand a night cars like three nights it depends what you're buying first of all like and who you are right like if you just want a pretty girl that you could have sex with when you want to, like you don't need any amount of money for that. Right. But what those Saudi princes will do is they'll,

they'll get virgins off of Instagram that are like bad bitches and take a virginity for an amount of money where they fly her out to Saudi Arabia. Like that's a documented case. Like if you've got enough money and cloud on Instagram, they're being slutty that are virgins. All of them. Well, she was like,

none of them, Kyle. Okay. Well well you dropped the virgin thing on me at the last second i wasn't prepared for that um but no like you have but if you have clout and and money and and that sort of thing and you're you're active on social media then i mean instagram will be the go-to but any of those is literally full of women who are trying to have sex with you know some of them might be like gold diggers who are trying to like steal your condoms. But that's the that's the waters you're swimming in. Right.

You know, you got to be able to. But there's lots of them who are on there just absolutely ready to be blown somewhere or taken somewhere. Just slide into the DMs of the top 25. Go on Instagram. Find 25 women you'd like to fuck. Offer to fly all of them to Dubai for a week. And pick the eight that respond. From the eight that respond. It's as easy as that. Women are prostitutes.

Way lower. All women are prostitutes. Yes. Yeah. A hundred percent. They're called stay-at-home moms. Jesus, Kyle. It's 2023.

Those are retired prostitutes. Back in the stable now. Not out on the field running around as much. We're on PKN. And Minner Horse too. Minner Horse too. Like if somebody was hitting us up on Twitter, like, Hey, how would you like to come to Hawaii like I'm a I'm a woman who's 10 years older than you but good looking and I how about I just put you in my villa and we have sex every night and have you ever seen the white sand

beaches of Tahiti and you'd be like fuck yeah baby let's go like like are you flying me I'll ride coach like no we're in my plane dummy you whore. I'd be so in if some old bitch was like, let's travel the world. Kyle added 10 years. I'm trying to think of the different gaps. If I'm 20, dude, sign me up. She's probably just better at sex. If I'm 50, what am I getting into here?

A villa in Tahiti. Yeah, I need some pics. Imagine you can't get your own villa you know also now the answer is yes like i thought you were going to go even harder because like it's an obvious decision for me if it's an old bitty who just like is female i was thinking like yeah i would go fool around with a saudi prince i guess like if that's what he wanted me to do he would let me he would let me drive his cars he could you know he's got like a pet tiger in the backyard honestly i don't think i'd do it for that like like for an experience i mean for cash let's talk let's talk everything's for sale but for yeah but if we're talking about private jet

and camel rides, you can't fuck me for that. At some point she's going to say, man, that's incredible, Prince Abdullah. Your villa in your home country is amazing. Oh, this and that. But I have a job here, of course. I can't just leave work.

I have rent. I have this. I have that. She'll lay out about $20,000 of things that she needs to pay for. And Prince Abdullah will be like, ha, ha, ha, a pittance. You know what I mean? There's going to be a cash bonus at the end of this mission. How about this? Even tougher than the prince's. Kim Jong-un DMs you.

He wants to fool around with Kim Jong-un. Oh, no. He's got lots of money Kim Jong-un. Oh, no. He's got lots of money, lots of resources. What is the problem with Kim Jong-un? Because he's more desirable than a prince to me. You think so? I picture the prince to be fatter and grosser and very hairy. Kim Jong-un is low T.

He doesn't even need to shave. He's pretty much hairless you're so wrong about all this oh i feel like a lot of those arab princes are in like pretty excellent shape yeah like like i mean you should watch if you watch the nganu fight you to see they're all a bunch of slender guys you know brown skin got those uh those flowing robes i get down with that dude kim jong on the other other hand i mean he's apparently he's got that big pleasure squad right he's supposed to big pleasure squad, right? He's supposed to be super potent.

You want this guy grinding on you? You know what Eat My Ass is in North Korean? You're going to find out. Yeah, that's true. See, I was picturing more of an Iron Sheik type fella. Not quite that strong, but you know. You're just picking a scary Iranian. That guy right here.

I don't want to lick his butt. I mean, he's not into that. What's that word they use? Analingus. I know. Fuck you. I picked the Arab prince because he's going to show me a much better time.

Kim Jong-un's country doesn't even have electricity. I bet he's got some cool houses and palaces and shit. This guy could take you around the world you'd be like you know saudi i'm in nosebleeds here honey could we go somewhere a little more humid we'll be in the amazon tomorrow you know i mean this guy's a strong point we're gonna that was my hour a day is all we need in the bedroom because i get shit done yeah i mean but that was my point though obviously you'd rather get with the saudi guy because he has more money but if you're doing this push it to the limit who's kind of the kookiest world leader

I'm not worried about the electricity thing with Kim Jong-un because he has I really think it's unfair to make this gay as well like you could pick an undesirable woman okay the queen as she exists now you have to fuck the dead queen

I'll lick her butt over that prince yeah that guy's hairy like if you're averse to hairy assholes you'd have to be like uh the king of italy the arab prince i'm not sold on these guys oh the greek lord of you know athens yeah some some green hairless society what is the leader singapore Singapore look like? I feel like Koreans lead the world in hairlessness. Koreans have small penises too, which is really better for my butt. Not the one that wants you.

No. No. He looks like Francis Ngannou with slanty eyes. You fucked quite literally. That's Ngannou-san. He's going to fucking read you out gano-san it'd be pretty funny if in ghanu had just a little little pecker just he's got all the muscles proportionally ruined and everybody's that guy's really getting his shine uh it's good to see um

dana looks like such a fool with his previous statements everybody's giving dana a real hard time laughing statement i i heard oh man dana went on and on when when francis left the company about how france was running scared because he's a coward wanting to fight lesser opponents for made-up money that no one will pay him he specifically mentions like he thinks he's going to find some boxing match some but some mayweather um um um connor magic but it's not there no one's going to pay that kind of money no one wants to see it on and on and on really shit on everything that he actually has done and said it was not going to happen and called francis a coward so he was running from the best and the real competition

going to lesser competition again again and the deal he got over at pfl is absurd i think he gets like 10 mil a fight for MMA and then they have to pay for his time when he trains for his boxing matches that are unaffiliated with them. They don't even get to partner with his boxing shit. His opponents make a minimum of 2 million to fight him.

That's his contract. And it goes on and on. Would you do it? Of course, we'd all do it. $2 million to get knocked unconscious. And I think I could avoid getting knocked unconscious by covering up enough and sort of running at him like the rhino. I really want him to grab me. No, we're talking about MMA.

Is MMA a problem? My technique of walking towards him backwards for a rear naked choke might work. Yeah, yeah. I feel like francis doesn't seem like a stupid man i just need to talk to him before the fight and we can make a show of it i'm like look you can hit me but you know how hard to hit me to knock me out and how hard to hit me so that the crowd goes oh he's still standing can you believe it me paint walls with your blood oh no

and i'm like holy shit on tv you spoke english he's like only these two phrases they piped him up back there he is coming to the his his people were the colonizers that took your family they owned this salt mine you labored in doing childhood i brought the habibi loose his leg there like they set him up to murder my ass in there he did work in the salt mines of cameroon that's a real thing yes he like cameroon africa some some shithole part of Africa that I think the French were. Yeah, I think it's the French colony. So he eventually makes it to Paris where he's on the streets and stuff, like super poor, and worked his way up to being heavyweight champion of the world.

He said he originally got inspired watching some video on somebody's cell phone of Mike Tyson when he was a kid. So then Mike Tyson comes in and quote-unquote trains him for this fight. In reality, the Saudis paid Mike Tyson a whole lot of money to stand next to Francis in some videos and Mike was very appreciative. Good for Mike Tyson. Mike got away like a bandit. Nobody hit him

and he probably made $3-5 million or something crazy. They love Mike Tyson over there. You wouldn't be able to just jump into a fight with Ngannou though. You would have to they if they offered the fight to you and they're like you have to do your best to make it a fight yeah like what would you actually do like you'd actually have to train you'd have to toughen your chin boxing or mma uh mma i guess if that's what i mean that's what he's so much harder you can't toughen your chin.

Yeah, there's no toughening. You can only weaken it. Every time you exercise it, it gets worse. You can learn how to tuck it maybe, or maybe you can learn how to stiffen up your neck muscles and absorb a punch. Maybe specifically learn how to circle away from his power side and then recognize when he switches stances.

None of this matters because it's me. but this is what i tell a real opponent but again you're making me go in there so i'm not going to remember any of this when six foot six 300 pounds is standing over me you went to the side that in ghana doesn't hit a hard from thank you yeah you know that's what at the back he so you might not know this, Taylor. They have this machine that they punch. It's not a circus style machine. It's this real cube. You might have seen it.

I saw. What's his name? I saw Brian Shaw do that at the UFC training center. He had the hardest hit they'd recorded. So Gano has the hardest punch ever recorded. It's on the specific machine that works, not the carnival one that you see Conor McGregor hitting. It's like a cube that they impact.

And Ngannou has the world's strongest punch. I would love to see some other heavy punchers hit. It's tough because if you're Deontay Wilder, a guy who I think hits really, really hard, he has a lot on the line. He can't do that and come in third.

That will diminish his value. Yeah. Whereas I could do it and just laugh at my score and get back to telling dick jokes on the internet. I'm annoyed by anyone who's too caught up with that. It's like, oh, you need to be the most powerful. I thought you were a good boxer. You'd be embarrassed if you weren't the most powerful boxer.

I felt like it was really good when Chael Sonnen tore apart Ngannou. He's like, this is a guy who talked about being picked on in school. Who picked on this guy? This guy's never had adversity. Not in sports. He's always been the bigger, stronger guy. He's done nothing but bully people his whole life in the world of sports. And it's true.

Like when he fought Stipe. 30 pounds heavier. Like, come on. That's crazy. 30 pounds heavier? Standing there, 30 pounds heavier. I kind of want to see this video because I can imagine Chael being like, who picked on you? Who picked on you? You were beating up 16-year-olds at 9 with your Francis Ngannou. He said something like, do y'all remember in school when everybody picked on the 6'6", 300-pound guy? You remember that? When everybody picked on that guy and bullied him?

Yeah, me either. Me either. That's a made up. It was fiction. We made it up. I think his point was that, man, I'm 6'2", 200 pounds, and I did everything I could to be that big. And I fought as hard as I could against anybody they put in front of me. Some of the best ever.

Literally some of the best ever Chels fought. Actually, he did fight the best ever, 100%. Because he fought Fedor and Jon Jones. Flip the coin. He's fought the best. Lost to both. And in my opinion, he beat Anderson Silva. I just forgot the last minute and a half of that fight.

Yes, you do. Yeah, you got to. So that's a guy who's got some fight in him. When you start out and you're bigger than everybody else, and like, all right, go fight everybody that's... Imagine if every opponent was smaller than you in your sport of choice. And your sport happens to be a violent one where you hit each other. This isn't basketball or a speedy guy.

They didn't fight, but that's a hypothetical fight. I just know Brock had to cut a lot to get to 265. Lesnar's definitely stronger because he was juiced for 100 years in WWE. I don't know that. They had to make special gloves. They didn't come in Brock Lesnar hand sizes. Yeah. And that adds to it.

When you're throwing holiday hands at someone's face, that's, that's a lot of damage. I sent you those videos earlier of, uh, Borat singing, throw the Jew down the well, and then interspliced the protests around the world.

Like London bridge. I think that's London bridge. Forgive me, uh, Londoners. Um, if there are any of you left, uh,

but, but they were on one of your big, you know, historical bridges. And just Palestinian flags so thick that you couldn't see a space between them. Just filled up your whole bridge there, screaming gas to the Jews. And what is it, the Isla Fada or whatever they want? The Eternal Caliphate or something? The worldwide, like, I don't know. Always something like that. They're up there.

And then they skip just around the whole world. Gas the Jews! Gas the Jews! It's pretty rough out there. You don't want to go to war with the entire Muslim nation. Let's all agree that we have much more higher tech army, or military

I should say. We can do to them whatever we want to, but the thing is we don't want to get hurt at all. We have a lot of infrastructure that's really vulnerable. Do you want to start having power problems? Do you want them to knock down the new World Trade Center? Was it Liberty Tower or something like that?

I don't really care. Really? It would be a big deal if they knocked down... I like it. if they knock down that one that we stood in in chicago what's its name this year willis tower or something i don't know i just feel like i mean when you mentioned new york and chicago i'm like freak what you're so i mean okay we just as long as nothing happens all like i don't really world because it doesn't benefit make it the atlanta aquarium i don't know just you'd release some sarin gas and kill your favorite beluga dolphins i think we'll be all right here we don't have a lot of them here and the black people keep us safe like nobody wants to terrorize black people it's not a good uh it doesn't get your voice heard loud enough uh i would say and atlanta's like 70 75 black at least it feels that way you're a minority aquarium yeah i the uh you know what

else i was taller you two make me feel short both of you are taller than me and i'm in line getting way overpriced hamburger at the georgia aquarium damn right it's a long line there might have been a hundred people in it and there was one guy taller than me. You know, half of them were girls. So that's easy. And there was like one guy in this whole line tall. I'm like,

you know, Taylor and Kyle make me feel like a shrimp, but I'm not. Every time you, how do you think I feel every time I'd go to like a gun thing or a fucking YouTuber thing? Something about like, like all those guys are six,

four or five here six ten like yeah fucking fucking hickok steps out he's like six ten or some shit his son immediately six nine you know here comes fucking richard ryan lumbering around the corner six and four and then he puts his army boots on because why the fuck not and then oh look harley's here today six foot six canadian lumberjack himself here i am over here just just just my boots on and everything all right lifts yeah i'm six three any other place i go to panera bread look it down on bitches but but here no it's just like just like... I'm going to hit up Toys R Us, get my confidence back. Got to bring stilts everywhere.

I kicked some ass at my pediatrician's office. I dominated him. He said, you shouldn't be coming here anymore. You're in your 30s. I said, you can't stop me. I'm too strong. I'm going to go back and beat the shit out of him. I got into a fight with six people in one at Chuck E. Cheese. Yes.

I just watched one of the more wild police chases I've ever seen a minute ago on this new channel I've been watching. So I don't remember why they're chasing this guy, but cops chasing him on foot. And the cops wearing so much shit. him on foot and the and the cops not wearing so much shit i imagine myself and i'm like man it'd be hard to run with that big heavy belt and a vest and polyester full uniform and boots and everything so it's like clop clop clop clop you can hear he's got a it's slow but he's keeping up with this asshole and we're running across interstate highways i should have mentioned that he's jumping over those big barriers that keep northbound from southbound and all of a sudden he he gets far enough ahead that he kind of a ford explorer slows down and

he grabs on to the side of it on the driver's side and the ford explorer doesn't know what to do so they keep going so now the suspect is a tech is technically mobile he's hitched a ride and the cop looks and to his left and what's there a fucking black semi truck slowing down for him coming to a stop he jumps up on the side of it standing on those big silver steps on the gas tank grabs the mirror and goes get him and they take off down the road he's riding on the outside of the the big rig big rig's hauling ass oh that's fine ford explorer the driver of the ford explorer catches on to what's happening, pulls over, and homeboy's got to jump off now.

He jumps up. Big Rick comes to a full stop. Cop gets off. He's right behind this asshole, again over a barrier. Now we're in the northbound traffic out of the southbound. And one of those trucks goes by that doesn't have a tailgate. They've just got a cage that sort of extends out. You flip it out, so you've got an even longer bed.

The tailgate's down. It's called a bed extender. Thanks. A truck goes by that's slowed down pretty good, maybe 30 miles an hour, 20, and this asshole thinks he can grab that, like a Looney Tunes character, and it works for a fraction of a second.

He is full-on extended like superman for a brief few seconds being warped forward so fast and i'm pretty sure it tore his shoulder out and then he just rolls across the asphalt as the cops run up to him handcuff him as he's screaming and crying and then they grab him like a battering ram one on each side and serve him head first into the barrier that keeps you from the other side it was beautiful the whole time i was spellbound what was he holding on to the ford explorer like the top like luggage rack well they've got that running board on him and he's on the running board and like held on inside the window and like it's hard to tell because they get so far ahead but he's like hanging on to the side and like it was great when that was running for what did he do i don't

you know the beginning of the video i wasn't really paying attention because i roll them one after another i really don't care what they did wrong it's more about what's gonna happen next it's it's it's about what you know it's about the recompense it's about what the cops are gonna do when they get there i saw the one guy he's like fucking the cops are going to do when they get there. I saw the one guy. He's like, fucking the cops, a gangster. This guy is all over town, hitting up every motel. Hey, we're looking for this girl. Have you seen her? She would have been checked in with an adult. She's ran away from home, seen with this man last time. And they show him bouncing every hotel. Finally, third one. Yeah, he goes, he goes back there. there and sure enough fucking pedophiles got a third 12 13 year old girl in there she runs into the cop's arms pedophiles sitting there like oh shit this is

bad and the cop's like how old are you how the fuck up and the guy's like i don't know he's like if you don't tell me how old you are i'm gonna lose my mind up in here the guy goes 32 he goes oh you messed up oh you messed up big and like starts handcuffing him and shit like you all right in there little girl oh you messed up big and looks like and he did they sent that guy away for like 40 years or something i like the i like the police videos when we get the end at the end they're like he was sent away for X amount of years or whatever. Some of them, it's... Do they have like a 60 Days In style recap where it's like, Stevie Jefferson was sent to prison. He was killed instantly.

Sometimes, yeah. Sometimes they'll be like, he was sent to prison and then released. You'll get their whole spiel. The one guy had shot at cops at Walmart. They showed the video of him in a gunfight with cops they capture him goes to jail the judge releases him so he steals a police car and has another shootout with the police it was like you can't make this up they caught him again and sent him to jail a second time they haven't they haven't decided what to do yet. They haven't decided?

That guy just has to be locked up forever. You can't let that guy out again. Come on. Three strikes, right? Not for that. I mean, not everyone can get the EDP 45 treatment of 10 strikes and you're out. That guy's still out there putting cupcakes in little girls butts and doo-dooing

pools or whatever he's into. That's the one that would be hard if he was the Saudi billionaire. Fuck, man. Nah, I'm good. It's going to cost a lot. What kind of car did you say? Nah, I'm not doing this for muffins, fat ass.

I could use another car. It better be a car that you got to be on a list to get or some shit. It better be a lightning crew. Don't come my way with a Toyota, dude. What are you thinking? Yeah, you need a Bugatti. Are those still cool? Are those still rare? I'm sure they're cool.

I don't know about cars that well. I remember that being like 15 years ago. I remember that being like nothing on YouTube in like 2007 to watch is bugatti drag races i tell you the car i'm still looking at is the fucking cyber truck you know i don't know if we bet any money but they're rolling all the way all across america right now and their test series the thing weighs this it's it's like a 2500 uh size truck it they said it was bulletproof they said it stopped 9 millimeter 45 and 12 gauge shotgun there that video comes out next month the testing but i saw the dents all over he did rogan today like two hours and 45 minutes and uh and rogan shot the uh cyber truck with his bow like

point blank range which is like silly dangerous i thought i don't trust any of this curated cyber truck content really that was curated i was curated? I don't know. I'll tell you what, when they did it live, the fucking window broke. Now you're telling me it's bulletproof? What'd they shoot at it? Well, they didn't shoot the window. I'm saying what did they shoot at that? The window was bullshit. It wasn't really bulletproof.

And they claimed it was but they couldn't lie about it because it was live. What is that? Are you telling me that stops bullets? Horsesh i got a nine mil that'll shoot through one side and out the other uh i think i think not um he specifically talked about that today he said he talked about shooting with nine millimeter and how like a normal car is made out of thin layers of mild steel and he's got these big thick layers of stainless steel that are structural you know that's the structure of the car so it'll stop he said it would stop nine millimeter and that

specifically is 45 acp that will cycle a tommy gun i i i add that next part because if you shoot horse shit at it that's that's underpowered it won't cycle the tommy gun i appreciate the subject matter expertise and and but but it really depends on the makeup of the bullet. Now, I'm on your side here to some extent. I know how to flub stuff. I could make a gun shoot and bounce off a regular car. What are the bullets called that some ranges require? Non-frangible? Frangible? Help me out. Frangible ammunition would still shoot a hole through a car, I think.

It's more about the ricochet with frangible ammunition. It explodes, but it still carries some... For people who don't know, frangible ammunition... This is how I know frangible ammunition. A lot of gun ranges, specifically in New Jersey, require frangible ammunition if you're going to shoot an AR-15 there. So when these bullets hit the backstop

or the bullseye or whatever, rather than penetrate, they kind of just turn to dust. Now, Kyle has a lot of experience. He shot steel targets with frangible ammo from like six inches away. And he's felt the dust like hit his skin, right? On the ricochet, if you call it a ricochet.

And I'm just suggesting that this stuff designed not to penetrate would be much more likely to leave a dent yeah if we agree that the cyber truck is maybe a little bit stronger than your freaking regular truck uh and then maybe frangible ammo something like that could both cycle a tommy gun and not penetrate a truck i don't believe it i read recently the range estimates on every tesla has never ever been met on any condition ever they're just lies they're not on a good day they're not on our best day they're literally lies no one even tesla has ever achieved their range estimate the 060s are correct though, right? I think so. That's what they really hang their hat on.

Well, 060 is awesome, but if you want to live with it, your range estimate should be kind of true, right? Fair. And I just feel like Musk is a bit of a liar. These other companies, when they say your Ford can tow tow this trailer safely it can then you got elon musk out there saying it tows a 747 right and showing some video of it rolling downhill on the tarmac and you're like ah i'll agree your cyber truck probably tows really well like because it's an electric engine you know on the but you've turned something

impressive into something that's actually a lie. I'll agree. Your cyber truck might have doors that are a little more dent resistant or able to, but it's just, I think, I think that his car is a bulletproof to small arms, meaning nine millimeter,

45 ACP and 12 gauge shotgun. Why though? Why, what? Like, why is that such a big selling point that it's bulletproof i don't think i i think i think that uh part of the mystique i think he likes saying that it's bulletproof i mean i mean he he even but the reason it is is because they're

that's the structure of the car like like when you look at like a toyota camry you that's that shit's all hanging on to the structure the fenders and stuff aren't structural it's just like it's just uh visual and for aerodynamics it's just really thin mild steel panel and then you've got like a structure underneath that this is this this is the car like i think that's thick stainless steel um do you actually would you buy like i want to yeah depending on the pricing i'm going to get that, I want to get it if the pricing is not insanity. So ugly. I like it.

It's such an ugly looking windshield wiper is hilarious to me. I think it's awesome. Every time I see one going in the road, I think it's cool. Um, the, the only things that'll keep me from it, if it's more than like 80,000 for the base model, like get out of here. Like, like I'm not doing that, but they were talking about like a 40 or,000 for the base model. Like get out of here. Like, like I'm not doing that, but they were talking about like a 40 or $50,000 base model. And then for like 60 or 65,

you're in this four wheel drive, two motor hot rod thing that does zero to 60 and like three, three and a half, four seconds, something like that. And I like the way it looks, especially not, not with a stainless steel look.

I think you'd want to wrap it. And I bet there's going to be a lot of good wraps for that thing. But I like it if it's got crazy blind spots that make it awkward, really awkward to drive. I wouldn't like that. I want to share some more thoughts. The look of it to me is bold. I don't find it to be ugly. It's just different. And I actually, my problem with the look isn't that i don't enjoy looking at it it's that i don't want that attention like if i pull up to in this case it was going to be to get gas it doesn't make a lot of sense but you know if i go to the quickie mart to buy a monster energy drink or something and then three people want to ask me about my car i don't actually like that i get a lower version of that on a motorcycle and i want to be like yeah i don't really talk to strangers you know but i don't but it's where my

my heart is just a little bit of sign language you're good oh good call um you don't have to learn it actually they're not gonna know if you learn a little bit and they respond to you your phone so what was that oh you don't you don't you don't like the show the hidden cost frustrate me like so you're like hey it starts at 40 but it's really 60 because you don't want to get like the cheapest one if they even offer it which i think they don't i don't i go ahead yeah so um because they offer a model 3 that's like 30 grand, but you can't have it. They literally won't make it for you. It's just a theoretical car that you might be able to get.

But then there's the hidden cost. You need to put some amount of money into your house to make it a charging station. The cruise control is $10,000, something like that, for the autopilot. That, to me, is a big part of for the autopilot. I don't want that.

That, to me, is a big part of the Tesla draw. And I wouldn't charge it. I don't think you'd charge it at home. You wouldn't charge it. It wouldn't last that long. I said I wouldn't charge it at home. There's charge stations all around me. When I would go somewhere, I'd go into a store, I'd charge it in the parking lot, right?

So to me, a big part of the draw is basically never going to get gas again. That's a major attraction. If every time I went home, it topped off or whatever, 80% it off, then I would really like that. If you said, hey, Woody, every time you charge it, you need to eat out while it sits there for 40 minutes. I'm like, oh. My understanding was that you could have like a slow charger that just was just a wall outlet deal. You could like they could plug that in miles a day, eight miles a day.

See, I don't drive a 110 volt. So it's like me, too. I could maybe get by with that. Right. I drove. I actually drove a little bit yesterday, but it was like eight miles. But, you know, like I'm the kind of guy eight miles a day might might be able to work that's on the top end of like when you do a lease you do like 24 000 mile leases that's kind of on the top end

of like mileage and you know 365 days a year eight miles a day i i don't know that's that doesn't it doesn't yeah oh it doesn't work out at all um but but if i move along quickly you'll think i made a point. Even I was sitting there doing the math. I'm like, this doesn't make any goddamn sense. They're getting just debunked me right now. They all be like, goddammit, Kyle makes a lot of sense sometimes. I think the slow trickle charger will be fine for me.

I'm not worried about the charging is what I'm really going to say. Occasionally, I make the two and a half, three hour trek out to my dad and back and you know it's 100 miles each way roughly got plenty of range for that we can we can charge it when we get there and i don't know there's this fast chargers all around me i'm kind of i'm not downtown or anything but right but you're you're not in the boonies i mean it's right near me how fast is the fast charger like how, how long is it? Because it takes like two minutes to fill up a tank and get 400 miles of range. And also, Taylor, your question is hard to answer because you don't typically go from zero to 100. And also, the last 20% take nearly as much time as the first 80. That's not exactly right, but work with me.

So, like, if you just spend all your time between 20 and 80%, then you can get some quick charges. If you're in a rare situation where tomorrow's a special day, we're doing a big trip, then you would take it to 100, but that's not something you do all the time. Okay, I didn't know that. I don't like

that, though. You've also got the savings. It has almost like a soft cap at 80% of convenience. Yeah, it's bad for the a soft cap at 80 of convenience yeah it's bad for the battery so you don't routinely take it to 100 that's interesting yeah you've also got the you know it's easy to forget that you're not paying for that gasoline now and you're and you're not um um and there's lots of rebates right there's lots of uh tax breaks for those things not rebates but uh i'm a little mixed on that I feel like there were rebates for the first X amount of vehicles you made and Tesla sold, like they're done with that.

So you can get a rebate on maybe a Nissan leaf, but not a Tesla. But then I'm like, well, the cyber trucks knew, how does that factor in? And the, um, and they, you know, add more rebates all the time by net infrastructure bill. Did that have anything in it? So I'm not sure. Yeah. Um, Long story short, I'm absolutely still into the idea of getting the thing, even though it looks slightly different than originally advertised. I like everything about it. I don't mind the electrical part. I don't need gasoline.

I've still got a couple of gasoline cars if I just want to burn fossil fuels for no reason. If I need more range. or maybe you have a special weekend where you're towing far man i would hate to have to go to a different truck to tow if i've got a cyber truck i think that's the whole point like how far am i towing you know like what yeah i don't have that you do weird toes every once yeah i do it's not it's not common but i do well unless you count towing a single motorcycle. That's when you want to flex, though. Imagine you pull up to the paramotor thing and you've already got a very nice truck.

Yeah, right. See, but that's where our motives are different. I get too much attention already. Oh, no. You're going to have to set up a whole booth. Yeah, you would. You'll get rid of those Tech Tuesday shirts. I thought I'd never give them all out.

Pile the bitches up. Yeah, yeah. I'm in that silver truck. Ask me anything. Like Steven Crowder. I like the look of them. I don't remember where I saw this, but I saw somebody be like, this is not the car someone designs

if they think the future looks bright. Like that... Like it looks just... It's like Mad Max-ish. Like it looks dystopian. It looks like the angles... I hate the... I hate how hard the angles are.

I love it. It's just not a very attractive car. On our trip last weekend, two weeks ago, whatever it was, we saw a couple Corvettes. And I'm like, man, did Corvettes get really, really good looking? Or have I just hit a certain age? No. No. You think they they do i've been talking about it since the c8 body style came out i think it's the the latest one it it's a supercar now like it doesn't even look like an american car like you can't you used to look at like the 90s and

early 2000s corvettes and it's like okay it's like a fancy camaro it's a very fancy camaro with a fiberglass body and it sits lower and this no it's not just an aluminum engine anymore no it's it's fucking sick it is a supercar yeah that doesn't even really tell the tale when you look at it from the side and from the rear like it is just beautiful i think that car is so low slung to the ground i'm about positive i could just put my dick on the roof like yeah it is yeah oh yeah i could yeah i just lift you up sit you up there i could definitely do it on that t-top because it only had to go to the side view mirror but yeah this looks cool i like this car oh i i

none of these pictures light my fire like seeing it in person did like i feel like the you needed something for scale there to understand just how low this thing is and how it you just watch it change lanes aggressively and it has a certain kind of predator vibe to it uh i really like the corvette i i saw a lambo in traffic the other day and i saw a corvette in traffic the other day and it was like not not even close. It's like, like the Corvette is so much cooler than, than your car.

Oh, you think? Okay. Oh yeah. Like a dude had a purple Lamborghini and I was like, I would, I would take that black Corvette with the red stripes every time over your, your purple fucking silly car.

Although the purple car sounded real good. I'm going to have to watch this, this boogie documentary. I guess it just came out a couple hours ago. The top comment is the fact that this man spent $200,000 on hookers instead of paying off his house removed any

sympathy that I could have possibly had for him. Woody nails it. Woody, swish. Woody. Oh my God. We need to open a betting account somewhere real quick the future woody the west bank to your fic yeah so that man i guess he spent a lot more on when people hit a certain level of fat i

assume that like sexual shit is almost off the table because it's like how mechanically does that uh like how they lay back they lay back and it all like rolls back see you imagine that they're just permanently shaped like a bowling pin but gravity is is is making see here we are back to gravity again if only robot unicorn were here so yeah i think when they lay back all that fat shifts up you know toward the gullet, and they're able to give access to the undercarriage to these poor young ladies. Well, not poor anymore, these wealthy young ladies. Yeah, I guess I never assumed Boogie being a big-time hooker guy.

He talked about it. But I didn't know what to take at face value with that guy. I didn't know if he was bragging almost to be like, see, I can still, I always assumed when he said shit like that, it was like, he's just trying to convince us that he's still capable of penetrative sex. Like, he's trying to juice himself up. And I was like, if it is hookers,

it's got to be something goofy, like they're putting their feet in his mouth because there's no way his dick is in play. So I don't think his dick is necessarily in play very often. I bet what he paid for was a lot of weird shit. He talked about pimple popping at one point or something. And I can't remember if it was a fetish or just he'd like to have a girl who could do that for him. Either way, it was weird.

But I can remember it now. Yeah, it's easy to do that with traumatic instances it was something about paying a little japanese girl she had to weigh like 90 pounds or something like that i don't know if y'all have ever been with a woman who weighs 90 fucking pounds but that is a little tiny person that you know that was 12 that buddy. What is that by percentage of Boogie's weight? Maybe 18% of his weight? I mean, currently, he looks like a quarter these days, probably, right? He looks about 360.

I thought he was a slender man in that boxing match. No, he's so much more than 360 in that box i can't tell i really can't i always sucked at the cattle auctions and i'm no better what a great analogy yeah that big holstein would come out and daddy be like we think she's 900 pounds like yeah yeah bid on that one nope 12 50 12 50 missed it by a huge amount can't tell you that doesn't isn't it worth more at 12 50 or am i wrong uh i'm just i'm just making things up uh okay honest because of the funny funniest of it um but but but but what what would actually happen is they would come out and before they tell you what they weigh we try to guess um because eventually they're gonna be

which is my favorite part of the auction, the fast talking man. I don't think there's any skill in that. I think I could do it if you gave me an afternoon. But everybody makes a big deal of it. Like an auctioneer? Yeah. There's no way you could learn it in an afternoon. I think you're just saying, hey,

but see, they're saying words. You're going, how many are there? I don't think they are. I'm with Kyle. i think 80 he's mixing gibberish in with with the price per pound and then an indication of who bid it he's gonna say white cap 95 a pound bit a bit a bit of five bit a bit a bit of five bit a bit a bit a bit of black cap 96 cents a pound coming in big fat about about a bad bad texas tea with a five it's texas tea with a dollar pound dollar pound dollar pound texas tea like he's

just making it confusing couldn't making it a fucking like flow so that we all get hyped up and forget what's going on that's all it is otherwise they have people write the numbers down like a dollar from the gentleman in the front like normal people i think kyle's a hundred percent right kyle do you know you're right like there's no doubt but i've been to those auctions and that's really the feel i got i've been too and i can hear like that they're saying that too like i know that when i hear them auction i can follow well enough to know the price i've observed that both of you are like auditorily sensitive i don't know how to phrase it. You pick up on little things and accents more than everybody and more than me. I think I'm pretty good if someone speaks broken English or

has a really strong accent at making out what they're trying to fucking say. I learned to speak Indian accent at Cisco. I just improved at it over time to where i could hear that accent nearly as well as my own and then now that but you're probably out of practice now maybe i haven't heard a lot maybe it's like riding a bike you'd walk right back in and be like oh mosh mish you bastard i'm back in the mix vikram whatever their names were the guys you guys want to go to lunch? Yeah, anywhere I choose, you have no opinion. What's up, Price? Anywhere I choose, you have no opinion. I was going to say

the Israeli heroes today took out one of the heads of Hamas, this Ibrahim fellow. What a coward. There he was, hiding in that refugee camp. Those heroic Jews, let me tell you. They didn't care there he was hiding in that refugee camp but those heroic jews let me tell you they didn't care where he was hiding they were gonna get him and the crater they left behind is i i've never seen anything like it and i've seen some big craters i mean it looks like an

asteroid hit the middle of that town where um uh it's uh it is wild the destruction they're going in now and they've got these big armored bulldozers up front just pushing the rubble out of their fucking way and then they got tanks and guys with machine guns like just walk you know foot troops it's uh it's it's pretty wild over there yeah they're doing what russia expected to do yeah yeah and then we've sent two aircraft carriers. The good one. We sent the good one. I know we're making a new one, but is the good one that same kind?

Yeah. So, forgive me. It's the Ford or the Eisenhower. I get them mixed up. One of them is like an old school one. It's there. But then the other one is like the newest class. And there's only one of its kind.

They like invented a new class of giant super carrier made one. There it is. The new one doesn't come out till 2025. I know lagging behind. How much bigger is it than the old one? Or is it the same size, just higher tech? It is the largest warship ever constructed by the hand of man. It is very big i don't have like units for you or anything like that and i think a lot of you

watched like a youtube short where they show like the size of stars you know and like fox news was flexing their dick this morning it was letting us know what's up you know uh fox news is so embarrassing sometimes like i'm on i'm on board with them when they're making fun of him because he can't fucking talk. But then they didn't know what the James Webb telescope was. And they're like, doesn't he mean Hubble? I watched that live. I'm like, no, no, you fools.

It was $10 billion. It was a big, you did the story about it. Oh, it's the good one. Why are you watching the news? Like just in the background? fox and cnn it's ridiculous i follow the news a lot it's not a good use of time perhaps but i mean you watch missouri yeah i watch uh i would estimate mizzou i should have said yeah yeah i would estimate i watch about three hours of cable news a day and uh i watch about two hours of cable news a day. And, uh, I watch about two hours of sports news a day.

Um, and that those numbers might go back and forth. Like on a Saturday, I'm definitely like four or five hours of sports, you know, but, um, it's mostly that.

And then my YouTube, you know, people getting ran over. I like to go on Reddit and find black fat ladies getting ran over by cars. I fucking love that shit. Uh, and it happens so frequently. I can't believe there's not a specific subreddit. Do the cars ever get, um, damaged? fat lady's getting ran over by cars. I fucking love that shit. And it happens so frequently.

I can't believe there's not a specific subreddit for it. Do the cars ever get... Damaged? No. I think it's called getting centered. Like, imagine you're driving over a tall curb, and then you got stuck in the middle, teeter-tottering like a seesaw. Does that ever happen if the woman's big enough?

These are big bitches, so they go up and over. American cars are made like a dust scoop. They just roll right over. What is it on the front of a train? A cowl? Oh, you mean like on the front of trucks they got those brush guards. No, on the front of a locomotive.

They have a little cowl catcher. Is that what it's called? It doesn't catch them. It mystifies them. Obliterate them. In Texas, it's called it doesn't catch them it mystifies obliteration in texas they make the bovine if you can find one of those texas deer guards that's made to split the deer in half like they make some wild shit in texas god i love that it's better to do that than to have it because what's the the lesson that they give you or at least i got when i was like learning to drive with all the deer and like the wooded areas it was like if

you see a deer and it's like too late to avoid contact at all do not slow down because it's more likely to roll up through your windshield than if you hit it at the higher speed bounce away and just die interesting i uh i know one thing i would never swerve um if i'm not swerving for people i'm not swerving for animals if you're in the road that is your mistake i was doing my best to to maintain my lane i'm not gonna i'm not i don't know that it's safe off the road i'm gonna swerve into a church swerve into somebody's house i'm you think i'm gonna scooch to the left just because you're riding a bicycle on the road? No.

Oh, fuck those people too. I'm going to lean through the other side and slap him on the back of his helmet. What I want on the front of my car is like a protest pounder. Just something if people are ever blocking the road in front of me, I can just pound through that protest. Just get to my destination safe without being Reginald Danny'd. Dude, I saw that too. You mentioned getting ran over.

That usually doesn't happen, but when those assholes try to plug up a highway, they get rolled over. I saw a guy get rolled over by a big truck, and he's under it getting rolled against the asphalt because the clearance isn't enough. And he comes out just all mutated like that guy at the end of RoboCop. It was beautiful. Just like this because you're on Reddit like I am. Do you see that guy get rolled over by a train today? I've seen that happen before, but maybe not the one. It looked like they were inia and there were two men walking on the train tracks and there were two train tracks you hear the train trains

are not sneaky vehicles and i'm like what are these guys doing honking the horn rumbling the ground is shaking i can only assume they were either in some state like drunk or something or they thought the train was on the track 20 feet from them yeah so they like half-assed barely got off the tracks enough so that they didn't clear the train and one of them just got hit by the train and he looks like he's gonna live i couldn't estimate his damages and the other guy had been chopped in two across the belly nice he looked like he was gonna die like he fell on like it knocked him onto the tracks and then yeah i said to them i actually only saw the leg part i the the other part must have been a little bit hockey death's the goriest thing i've seen this week and i've been watching palestinian children get burned alive yeah that was i had that's like the most upsetting sports related

injury i think you said that kyle and yeah i uh it's the goriest sports injury of all time the guy that did the slicing not not the receiver but the giver he's black right yes i i might be this might be my fucking liberal flag waving but all the people calling for his murder prosecution I think it might be related to his skin color they assumed he had homicidal intent on Reddit I've seen both like well number one like the hockey Reddit shut

down and banned anyone who said anything other than freak accident and I my initial take because I only watched the clip twice before I sent it to like Kyle and before I my initial take, because I only watched the clip twice before I sent it to Kyle. And my initial take, which I now go back on, was that it was just an accident. That it was an accident. He was falling forward and he hit him with the heel, right?

I only watched the clip through because it was all gory and horrid and I didn't want to watch it again. And I was like, no one in hockey tries to kick like that. So it must've been a goofy fall. Then yesterday morning, I saw somebody clip it down to super slow-mo that got rid of all the blood and gore parts. And so I watched it probably a hundred times with like the initial go-through of like the way I watch clips like that in hockey, because I'm familiar with the sport is I'll be like, okay, the next few playthroughs, I'm going to look at his stick and I'm going to see, does his stick get caught on anything that redirects his momentum? No, it does not. All right. I'm going to look at his outer edge on his right foot and I'm going to look at his inner edge on his right foot. What is the result of

this? Does he catch an edge? Does he impact someone in a way that changes his momentum? No, he doesn't. Like my conclusion from it is that I think it's ridiculous to say the guy went in there with homicidal intent uh he didn't mean to kill him but he absolutely meant to use his leg in that way to impede him like no one in the history of hockey has fallen in that way especially uh with the like the physics don't make sense that if you if you were to catch an edge on your right inner edge it wouldn't you wouldn't fall that way. He intentionally lifted his leg because the play was happening.

The black guy who did the kicking is a defenseman. The guy was trying to gain the offender who died was trying to gain entry to the zone. The defenseman missed, badly played it, missed his assignment, and he tried to very recklessly use his leg to prevent

the guy who's now dead from gaining access to the zone and he lifted his leg very intentionally for the kick and like hit him in his upper body that's something i saw people posting examples of clint malarchuk of zed nick of the other times people have been caught. I think Taylor Hall a few years ago. And every other example is like a clear, the person's pushed down into a fray, the legs are flying, like there's an impact that causes it. This was a guy who intentionally tried to kick him to use his leg to prevent him gaining access to the zone. He didn't do it to try and kill him, but the result of it is the guy died because of a reckless play day one hockey keep your blades on the ground keep your stick on the

ground like no professional player accidentally falls leg into upper body in that way and so 100 like he is culpable in that guy's death because of his recklessness but the idea that it's murder and like premeditated trying to kill him is is incorrect originally uh i don't know who where the two guys are from the guy who died is from canada i believe i don't know where the other it was usually an english league the english professional league so most of those guys are still from the u.s or canada but yeah that was like my takeaway after i watched it a hundred times is like the kick was intentional the outcome of it was not but as a professional hockey player you have a response the same way that like if someone killed someone in the ufc ring because they drove

an elbow down onto the back of someone's head and that guy ended up dying. He knowingly did a move that's reckless. He didn't intend the guy to die, but he did. And so I wonder how constantly, how much he tried. I have a quick story. I told it before. So I'll zoom through. I'm playing hockey.

We're up against the boards. And if you've never done this, the puck gets kind of trapped and everyone uses their stick and their skates to try to like wrestle the puck in their own control and then give it to their teammate that's the move okay so while me and another guy are doing this maybe he hits my skate with his stick or something which is a normal legal thing to do and it causes me to fall but this is the sport my reaction to that was to kick at his skate and make him fall. He didn't fall. I got a penalty.

The thing is, in hockey culture, that is a terrible no-no. You do not kick with the bottom of your skates. I'm embarrassed, and that was 20 years ago or something, as I should be. You are forgiven. They have your picture outside the rink. should be unforgiven and uh but like afterwards i was like oh my god i really did do that like everyone saw it even my own team is like bro what were you thinking right and that's my team the other team they weren't as forgiving so like this guy had just got beat on the play and his move was to sort of fling his leg in the other guy's way i'm like i wonder if he like did he make a split decision a bad one like i did

maybe or maybe it could be i i saw people being like oh he has a hit like he's the highest penalty minute player in the league he has a history history of intending to injure other players, which is possible. There are players like that, especially in non-NHL leagues who are trying to be dirtier than they need to be. But that didn't even factor into it. I watched that clip a hundred times

with my initial go-through being my previous day's opinion, which is what I misinformed our patrons about, where I was like, no, there's no way it was intentional. H hockey players don't try to kick like that that they don't do that watching it he did like it's it is very clear legs don't move that way to try and recover from a from a a caught edge like he kicked him on purpose but uh but what do we do next year when he takes on another guy he i i would imagine that he is not going to be playing anymore. We might have to suspend him until he learns his lesson. How many minutes do you get for a second?

He should be banned from all professional hockey leagues. You cannot behave that way in the end. Hockey is a dangerous fucking sport. You can't have someone throwing bladed legs around. That's absurd. They charged Todd Bertuzzi with assault correctly for what he did to Steve Moore. Hockey's a dangerous fucking sport. You can't have someone throwing bladed legs around. That's absurd. They charged Todd Bertuzzi with assault correctly for what he did to Steve Moore, and this is much more egregious than that.

The guy had his throat slit. Those people know how to, you know, let the guys play. Wait, Bertuzzi? Are you sure he didn't hit Brashear? Bertuzzi had a number of dangerous things, but I'm pretty sure the real dangerous one was when he ruined Steve Moore's career. Oh, actually, I take it back now. I remember it like you, I think.

I don't know. I remember there's one where he grabbed Brashear's necklace or something, or maybe it was vice versa and they didn't want to fight. They should be wearing a necklace anyway. That's record. True. It is not a thing a fight they should be wearing a necklace anyway that's right true it is not a thing you a hockey player should be wearing and i think it's yeah i think if someone rips your necklace off during a game you should be like well that's kind of on me what

if you get like horse collared kind of and it like like spins and like chainsaws into your fucking neck or something you know i mean if it's a chain like if i'm hanging on to it as you keep moving and it like sort of slips and chainsaws and like cuts your fucking throat. I hear you. I imagine it being more breakaway than that. But these guys are both hopes, though. These guys with their tungsten necklaces. I mean, I've seen like a horse collar in football, you know, just saw his head right off.

We're probably right over time and we have to do this. We have the hangout tonight. Yeah. All right. So PKN 480 hang up soon.