Painkiller Already - PKN 483

Episode Date: November 22, 2023

pkn43 how are you boys not bad little disoriented good did you take your dramamine are you feeling better i ordered my dramamine it's on the way uh but i haven't taken it yet why are you disoriented i've been playing vr uh this game called um ghost of tabor it's uh it's like escape from tarkov but it's in virtual reality i mean it's exactly like tarkov except it's vr and uh it's it's it's pretty disorienting at times um it's it early beta alpha beta i think i think that's what i that what i heard is a spectrum beta is a spectrum it's all a spectrum i would say uh the gunplay is quite nice. And they just copied Tarkov, so they saved dev time there. I'm sorry to cut you off.

I think I watched a video about this on Noiseguy's channel, but I didn't realize it was VR when he was talking about it. When you're in there, it's a lot different. I don't know. I'm really enjoying it. How do you move? You're not walking around. You're moving like on a handle as you're standing. So it's registering like crouches and laying down,

but not walking, right? No, it measures everything. So you can walk around a little bit, but you're constrained by the space you're in. So you use this pad right here. You don't have to press, but just guiding your thumb around it, you're able to push forward and move forward. You point this, and it goes there.

So I can kind of point this and slide my thumb a little and move there. Again, I'm brand new, so that might not even be the most ideal way. I have more questions. I'm actually really curious how moving works too because i can understand how a lot of stuff like pointing a gun or like crouching can translate from you do your body your your actual real life kyle doing it to your character in game doing it but walking around city streets isn't something you can replicate. So if you just hold your thumb at the top of that capacitive, it seems like it doesn't even move. It just sort of knows where you're touching it.

It does both. It's actually a really smart pad. So it clicks. I can click it. But if I just lightly glide my thumb around, it registers that. So I have both. It's as much an omnidirectional pad as it is this sort of glide pad for walking so it's like a mouse pad that clicks kind of like a mac almost yeah and if you hold your finger at

the very top he runs quick and if you hold it just off center he runs slow question mark uh i don't know that yet i've just been sort of moving at the same speed i did see there's a lot of settings that i haven't tinkered with and then turning is is right now I do with this one so I'm turning left and right over here and moving back and moving directionally with this one but I'm changing but away from all that I'm still um you know being tracked by by my headset so I can duck and bob and weave and crouch and jump um and and i move around in the world the problem is i'm in a room um i think what i'm gonna do is i can get like a 30 meter by 30 meter play space i think outside like i just go outside why not um because outside is not temperature controlled

that's why what if it rains you're gonna be working up a sweat let me tell you you think you you take for granted all that movement in Tarkov when you're crouching up and down behind a barrel. You're guys doing fucking squats for three hours. Yeah. I was working up a sweat in there, man. That's a good point. I remember during my COD days,

if I earned Marathon Pro, why am I still fat? What was the thing that disoriented you? I haven't fucked with it but i imagine it would be weird to be like whoa i can crouch and jump and it's registering my movements and then it's not registered and then you're having to revert your brain which thinks that it should just walk forward and it's getting visual stimuli for forward movement while you're using a control pad and then having to squat as you're doing that is like your brain doesn't get it it's like you don't have to you can crouch in real life or you can you can play in a chair uh you can play in a

chair if you want and oh that kind of ruins the the spirit of it not not as much as you think i tried both ways it's not terrible uh what I haven't decided if I'm going to, because I'm still using my Vive 1, which is a cheap system now. I think you'd have used one for 200 or 300 bucks. I know the meta quest or whatever is probably the cheap standalone. And the HTC Vive 2,

which is the sequel to what I've got, is like $1,400 for everything. So I want to be sure I like the game before I... You better love it. You better absolutely love it to spend $1,400 on one game. Well, I think the controllers are probably the same. Well, it's not just one game. There are other games that look very fun.

But I've got to figure out the movement and if I'm going to like that. And if I'm going to want to spend multiple hours in there because it's disorienting in there. And when you take the mask off, you're like, oh, oh, God. Oh, God, I was an inch from the wall for three hours. Have you ever watched somebody play? You're right, Kyle. It is a good idea to go outside.

Probably. That'll be safe and not disorienting and you won't be fucked up at all. I'm sure whatever 30 meter square you have is perfectly level. Yeah, you're just wandering into the street. Well, my backyard's all fenced and it's fairly level.

I don't think I'd trip too badly. I'd have to put the dogs away. But you do get this, I don't know how to describe it, but when you come close to interacting with the hard limit, wall that you you draw the play area with the controller you hold a button and walk around the perimeter and it sort of vibrates as it ticks off like and you see on your monitor it's drawing this ridiculous shape of whatever space you have yeah so when you when you approach that if you get within like six or eight inches or a foot

it gives you this sort of ghost-like image of a three-dimensional cube that you're within to be like, hey, buddy, you're getting close to the edge. It doesn't ruin the gameplay, but it's like, oh, you're getting – and then so you can just sort of like take a few steps backwards, get back in the middle of your play space, recenter everything, and like go again. But obviously I'm in this room, so I've just got maybe two steps in every direction. That's fine for a gunfight. I heard you say you were going to play outside. Then you followed it up with, you'd have to put the dogs inside.

I have dogs, and I have a backyard. You don't want to walk in that yard, really, especially in the winter. They go up. They like to poop in private and so like there's there at the at the far back end of my backyard is a lot of like brush and and stuff and they go up there there's really no poop in the first half of my yard it's sort of segmented off and like they're gentlemen about that go up there my dogs are classless heathens they they like to poop right outside the back door

and on the asphalt where you park your car the old one did that one time and we were like dude what is your problem my last my last house had this tiny patio just enough for a couple chairs a table and a barbecue that's it and he steps right out onto that and lays a log on him and we're so whoa this won't do no no and from then on like you got to go in the woods over there and some privacy like we don't we don't want landmines but that's the dream is is being out there in the in a big open grassy space where if i fall i don't mind and you'll clean it up make sure it's not gonna hurt myself. The other option, though, they have these omnidirectional run pads.

And so you're sort of in a bowl, a large bowl, and you wear special shoes. So when you run, they slip on the ball. So it feels like you're running forward and you're wearing a vest like a rash guard, a very nice,-duty vest. And on the back of it, it's clipped into an arm, like this arm right here, that holds you in place. And so you can spin 360 degrees, sprinting full out, and the game's registering it. And so I'm watching these people play,

and they're hauling ass, running with everything they have. And then at the same time, they're shooting, dual-wielding dual wielding and stuff it looks really fun dude this is so much less cool than i was picturing it in my head i was picturing you know futuristic this isn't a good one to be fair this is this is only the 1300 one yeah there's a two grand one okay i i part of me is like that does sound cool in terms of immersion it's hard to do much better you're practically on a holodeck on the other hand i'm like you're gonna get butt fucked by some fat guy sitting in his chair who doesn't have to actually run yeah that's never gets tired you're making it harder on yourself by engaging with the game the way it's clearly but less

sickening because if you if you're running you're running and it doesn't fuck up your equilibrium nearly as much, it would be nice to be walking and... Because occasionally you do. You're like, take a couple steps and you're like, ah, that felt fine. But then when you're warping around, especially jumping and turn jumping, I see these guys jumping across

elevator shafts through the door on the other side and then spinning to their left and killing somebody. Yeah, that'd be disorienting. You're going to be ordering a lot of drywall supplies off of Amazon soon. If you don't get that, that slippery feet running back. I'm shocked that you were like, I'm excited for this new game. I'm getting a little sick instead of driving to an undoubtedly close cvs or walgreens i'm going to order dramamine online like why not just why not drive one minute away there and i'm

not assuming where you live there's a cvs or walgreens within three minutes of everywhere well even if i took it i don't think i don't think i'm with kyle where it's like man if i really wanted something right now i wouldn't be like i'll wait a day i like just just go especially i was tuckered out you know like i played for like three hours and i was like all right i want a break now i want to go do other things the dramamine will be here tonight with the rest of my groceries like i already had like a grocery order to be delivered after the show tonight so i just tacked on the retailer is flexing his eye shower before 6 p.m and impresentable lifestyle

on us look i just showered look how wet my hair is yeah take it back good yeah i don't know didn't want to i had a later workout today but yeah that there's a blow dryer out taylor i should get that get some get some volume i uh i was every fucking year i get dry skin under my beard and this is the year that i was like i'm gonna i'm putting fucking oil in it because like that's what you do to keep the skin under your beard from getting dry and like i was re-reminded of how blind i am like 25 minutes ago 20 minutes ago showering right before this where like i got out of the shower took this little like spray bottle of like greek oil or some shit i got off amazon it smells kind of nice i've been using for a while

and like like mr magoo like pointed it where i thought it was gonna spray i don't have my glasses on like i still have my glasses off like and so everything's just fuzzy nonsense and i was like i'm gonna put this in my palm rub it in face, shot that shit cum style right into my eye. Pulling it down. Now you're completely blind. Expecting it to go down there and it's like, I'm not a dodger though. Because I didn't know it was coming.

Yeah, just blind and embarrassed. My vision loss is a little more subtle to where it's easier to lie to myself. I'll get up in the morning and be like, Oh, my glasses weren't next to the bed. That's fine. I don't really need glasses. I'm fine.

And then I'll like hop on the computer and it's like, I, it's time to admit you don't know what any of these words say. I don't know. I'm getting closer, getting like the king of context clues, but this is a long article. I'm looking at the whole thing farther away, squinting, using my better eye.

Tripoli, huh? When you read at 15 words a minute, just get your glasses, bro. Yeah, that's no good. I wouldn't make it that long. You can tell the aging eyes Cause people hold it further away. Whereas like I, I bring it to like here and then I can kind of read it. If I close my bad eye and use my good eye.

And then we have Kyle stealing valor being like, I wish I had to wear glasses. They're a cool accessory. I was, no, I, I, I might get those,

uh, those new, uh, Ray-Ban lenses. They're the smart glasses that have the camera in it that's apparently really high quality. And I need some new Ray-Bans because the dog ate mine. And you can get them with the blue light filter or whatever,

so you can get PC glasses. Outside of vlogging, what do you... Maybe pornography, maybe make some homemade porn. I really don't know what else. I really don't. They might. There's some AR glasses I was looking at, too. I don't know.

Black Friday is coming up. I'm about looking at looking at gifts for everyone. I've got a friend that needs a record player. And so I'm going up the arch and get the $80 record player. And then there's 151 and there's a $300 one. And then the nice one was about $350. But then I looked. You can get a whole goddamn jukebox for $800,

and it's like, man, the difference between this tabletop thing for $350 and a jukebox that's Bluetooth and holds all your records and loads them for you. That's pretty slick. I'm not buying that person a jukebox. They don't deserve it. They should have been nicer to me this year, and then they got a fucking jukebox that's that's how i feel do you hear that buddy yeah a little nicer because i had my jukebox just arrived right enjoy the records

enjoy the records you can't pre-load it i uh speaking of the eye thing, like, like, I know this is something that that the sighted with sight privilege won't understand. One of my like nightmares about going on vacation is that I will forget to bring more contacts or glasses and then my contacts will fall out or my only pair of glasses will get broken on like day one and then i'll have six days of blindness wherever i am because i've yeah i've definitely gone on beach trips where i like got out of the plane and was like oh fuck like you've got these contacts and so like on those trips it's like do you want to get in the pool it's like nah i smell a little chlorine in there and we're on day one so i don't want to have cloudy eyes, potentially, the rest of it. Then that would suck. You can't just go pick up new glasses if you have truly shit on it.

You put it well. The sighted cannot. I don't even know what you're talking about right now. I was at a football party and they start playing this game where you have to figure out what the phrase is. There's a bunch of gibberish on the card. It's just mixed up letters and they're phonetically saying a phrase

that you're supposed to put together. All the way across the room, baby. All the way across the room, they're flipping those up. And you're nailing them? Nailing them, of course. If you get chlorine in your eyes, your cloudy eyes for days? Yeah, if you

mess up the lens? Yeah, it messes up the lens of the contacts and they can get cloudy especially like is there squishy a real chloriney pool i remember that especially when i was young like you go to someone's house and swim in their pool and there's a bunch of chlorine or some public with a shit ton of chlorine and it's like oh i got cloudy cataract eyes until i switch these now so why don't you just switch them i don't understand did you say when you're low in scenario which he's only got one pair yeah and like vacations where i forget to bring because that's happened to me before where i like forget other contacts and it's like fuck this would be

ruinous like i would just be sitting in the room or on the beach reading a book from two inches away for the rest of the trip not able to read menus can you get like an emergency prescription you know like yeah i'm traveling let's get this to me in two days not possible not really no if your vision isn't that bad they can usually finagle something for you but if you have like rough vision i would have to just hope and be like oh some other guy with similar vision didn't pick his shit up walk around with these know, horned old woman glasses for a day like George and Stanza. Yeah, exactly like that.

That's how a BPAP is. They wait. Why do they gatekeep medical stuff so fucking hard? If you know your prescription, you should be able to get it made up like a key to your house. Give me a copy of these. Boom. Just why? Why do I need like a doctor involved in that it takes them weeks weeks and they still fucking didn't give me the they didn't give me the old slimmeroo on these or

maybe they did and this is how thick they are now with the slimming technology don't even don't be coy but this is how it is this isn't the 24th century that's fucking glass you want gorilla glass sapphire glasses like they can't make prisms any smaller yeah i put those on when i was out to to dinner with my my brother and he was like jeez those are thick i can see behind you article accelerator to make those fucking things see behind which ones are the new ones taylor there you go right there these are new those are the new ones okay these and then these are also new they're just much more similar i got three new pairs the the third one was like

and load selling well yes yeah we buy lock and load code p PKA, code Jizz. I need my lens thinning technology paid for by Cum Supplements. Don't let Taylor go blind. Buy their cum pills. This is clearly macular degeneration. Because I used to only get one glasses every time I went, and then I realized how much smarter it is to get a few and have a bum fuck backup pair that doesn't matter if they get broken or lost which those are the ones i have in my bedroom right now these ones i wouldn't want to get

broken or lost not that they're expensive they're just very comfortable mine are expensive um because i have double vision the i guess the lenses themselves are like 700 800 or something and then you throw the frames on top of them we all know what they cost what between two and four yeah and uh fucking racket right that's got to be a rack i didn't know your double vision was so much work like i got all three of my glasses none of the frames were expensive like the most expensive frame was like 110 i think and the other ones were cheaper obviously that's the most expensive and it was like 1200 bucks for me to get three pairs of glasses each one with like the thinning glasses technology and the kyle said gorilla glass joking i paid for that for like the no scratch or reduced grant like

quartz or whatever the fuck they they call the up charge yeah it sucks i wish i had normal vision that would be great what's worth a lot to me and they really haven't figured out is the anti-reflection stuff that i got to do yeah yeah with this job like if you were looking at like four different lights bouncing off my glasses all day it'd be distracting and it's an issue yeah so so enjoy i think i probably have to wear contacts to do vr i don't think i would be able to fit my glasses in there. I bet they have solutions for that sort of thing. I know with mine, I have this dial.

And again, I have the original one. But it has this dial to make the eye lenses further or closer apart. So you get them just right. Yeah. Yeah. You have to fill that out when you get glasses made for you. What your intraocular distance from the middle is and my left eye is half a millimeter further pretty neat like a little display comes up and

you start you see the numbers ticking it's like this is a cool piece of technology it is neat maybe i'll explore it if you're not getting like actively sick trying it after a month or two i mean i think dramamine's gonna did you almost throw up or were you just like no no i could just feel like the i was like i'm gonna be sick if i if i play this for another hour i'm gonna be dizzy like i was definitely getting like emotion sickness i don't know a little nauseous how long did you play three hours okay yeah it's just just trying to reload the gun quickly because you're it feels so goddamn clumsy because i'm holding this and this thing's covered in in buttons so i'm trying to like eject the

magazine to put a new magazine in and charge the weapon and like get it up and actually hit the targets but uh i can imagine a scenario where just it would feel really good-shoot someone for realsies in a video game. It's one thing to click on somebody, but if we both see each other and draw, it's kind of different. Yeah, and I think you'd do well in that, unless it's one of those things where it's like, oh, you played football in high school. You should be good at Madden, like that kind of shit.

Yeah, exactly. I don't know. I'm hitting the targets pretty well, but we'll see what it's like when someone shoots back. i don't know i'm hitting the targets pretty well but we'll see what it's like when someone shoots back i don't know what the time to kill is even like actually playing i think it's hand to hand i think you can crack next it probably helps in madden a lot i don't know like every time i choose the plays you want to run a nickel or a dime well dime sounds better no yeah that's good i'm so bad at sports games because all of them have sliders where you can just suddenly make the human player way better or at least the nhl one does and so i'll like

play the gm mode make my team and then if like first round of the playoffs i'm trying the goal is to simulate every single game and still win enough to win the cup, and that happens often. But other times it'll be like, you're in the third round, and Blues are down 3-2 against the Anaheim Ducks. I'm going to switch this to rookie, pop in there, turn my sliders all the way up, score a quick six goals. I don't want to waste the whole season I've been playing by getting knocked out. Yeah, it's been eight minutes of simming. I don't want to waste the whole season I've been playing by getting knocked out.

Yeah, it's been eight minutes of simming. I don't want to waste this. I didn't know it was that little. And I'm already cheating. I realized you can turn off your salary cap and leave everybody else's on. What are you doing? No, no. I thought you can turn the salary cap off, and then the other teams don't realize they can go above the salary cap.

And so doing the expansion drafts, I'm like, Connor McDavid, my team, 15 million, don't care. Every time he comes up for a contract renewal, I'm like, ah, this guy, one of my top four defensemen, he's asking for a two-year, $6 million a year contract. And I'm like, well, I don't want him to get lost on the open market. I'm offering you an eight- 25 million dollar contract and so it shows in the gm mode like what your net profitability is i'm the least profitable gm in nhl history we're losing a quarter bill a year on my that's not fair though and we're five stanley cups in a row. That's what I'm getting at.

If you actually built that team and blew all that money, but then you won five Stanley Cups in a row, wouldn't it become profitable? Because it'd become a fucking sensation. Oh, yeah, it should be. But every year, the owner talks to me and is like, we're only at 65% of our season ticket shares. How's that possible?

And I'm like, I've won the cup for half a decade! My leading scorer had 200 goals! Banana stats. Somebody posted some of OJ Simpson's stats. He ran for like 2,000 yards in a season.

I think they were 14 games back then. It sounds like a ton of yards. What's a good amount of yards? 1,000? Yes. Yeah, 1,000 is a good number. Yes. I think he averaged like 14 games, 2,000 yards.

Is 170 yards a game or something? That can't be. He's putting up Gretzky numbers. That's crazy. That's why he got away with murder right there. That's it. I had no idea he was that dominant. He's the O.J. Simpson of Michael Jackson music.

I don't know. I lost my train on how to say that properly. But, like, Michael Jackson got away with fucking children because his music was that good. That's true. O.J. Simpson got away with murder because, you know, he's a pretty good running back. Find the season where he ran for 2,000.

Like that season in particular. Oh, this is one season? That's his career. These must be his career averages, maybe. There was one year, though, where he went for 2,000, I think. Yeah, right there. 1973. Good year.

14 games. Wow. He is way older. 14 games. Wow. Okay. He is way older than I thought he was. Playing in 1969. Yeah, how old is he? I would guess 70. Yeah, 70.

He'd be the worst player in the NFL today. He'd be terrible. Yeah, you wouldn't want him on your team now. Yeah. I don't know. The Bengals quarterback had a rough year. The Bengals? Oh, I thought you said Eagles.

I'm like, what? We watched the game last night. We're real fans of the Eagles. I read about the game last night. I'm a stats and stories fan. You're like, I read about the Eagles. It was funny watching Mahomes just so annoyed, but he has such a nice guy face that he couldn't hide his annoyance.

Because apparently the way that the Chiefs lose every game is that they're like, all right, Mahomes, you need to make this championship-level throw. And he's like, I will. I'll do it again. And then the receivers are just you know mr mcgu and out there you know pretty pattering the balls i would be so fucking annoyed if i was him i'd be like i put it in your hands you bitch i'm pretty sure none of their receivers are leading the team in receptions none of them are tight end yeah yeah yeah my friend travis kelsey is leading them

in receiving they were double teaming him all night. They were all over his ass. They showed him, and there's two guys on him. They're like, won't let him move. It's like, come on. They won't let him play. Poor Taylor. She didn't get to watch a good game. It was a little rough.

You guys came from behind in the end and won. It's been a fun week of football, though. Georgia won, set the new SEC record for wins in a row. I think 27, 28 wins in a row now. They're going to extend it next week because we're playing Georgia Tech. It's not going to go well for them. After that, we play Alabama. I'm very excited.

It'll be fun. Now, we all know the rankings stop at 25. I'm not pretending they don't, but NC State's ranked 27th right now. If they win this weekend, I think two people might drop out of the rankings and let them in. They could. All it takes is one bad upset to an unranked team. Or a terrorist attack at one of the games that has two ranked teams.

Immediately get slid up, right? When do they release playoff rankings? It doesn't even up. They just have AP and coaches poll. I don't know. They've been out for a little while. I don't know why you don't see it, but I'll look for it. I'm just on ESPN.

Usually it's there. Where the fuck is the playoff one? Because that's the important one. You're right, but... In the top left, if you go to the CFP rankings, it I don't know. In the top left, if you go to the CFP rankings, it's a pull down or maybe I can just give you a link.

Oh, oh, okay. There we go. Thank you. I should have checked that. All right. Number nine,

Missouri. Yep. That's what I see also. Right behind number eight, Alabama. So it looks like nine is as high as we'll go. No world that we wouldn't get manhandled by. The ranking system is so weird in college.

All right, number nine, Missouri. Would you rather play number eight, Alabama, or number four, Florida State? It'd be like, Florida State, please! Florida State! Not Alabama! I don't know how valuable that player that twisted his leg the wrong way

last week was to Florida State it was that clip I sent on wasn't that him? I didn't know who it was he said he was up for the Heisman so I guess so oh that sucks I pull for the ACC every year usually we have someone

who's as good as anyone his leg did a obviously oh my god kind of thing. It was rough. He was running and got tackled two different directions, high and low. It twisted real funny. It looked bad. It's weird to me that Missouri is the top ranked two loss team. Usually that's some storied program. Weird that Georgia has two losses this year, but we'll just rank them higher than anyone else with two losses.

It's someone like that. It's because Mizzou gave Georgia the hardest time they've had all year. Yeah, I think it does come down to that. That's exactly what it is. We have the same record as Ole Miss, but Ole Miss got absolutely butt-fucked by Georgia, and we, like, kept it close. It's the closest game of the year.

Yeah, definitely. Georgia's so good that losing to them by a bit, people are like, oh, pretty good, 30-21. Last week's game, opening play. I mean, the first play, 15 minutes are on there, 15-0-0. They run for a touchdown immediately and score. And it's like, oh, no. We just began the game down seven, essentially.

So they kick the ball to us. They only scored three more points the rest of the game. The game ended like 50-10. Maybe Georgia didn't know it started. They're like, oh, shit. It was so weird. We were eating wings. It was like a 65-yard run maybe.

It was maybe a 78-yard run. I think it was a big one. Was it one run or a drive? They went one run. One play, one run, touchdown, all the way down. But then they went negative yards after that. So the yardage keeps going down. They ran for 65 on the first play and ended

the day at 78 i think something like that like the rest of the game they they only got that's amazing 22 more sometimes i see games it's weird because they seem to be able to stop the small plays but not the big ones it's like oh they're they're tearing us up we got them for negative yards negative yards and they pass for. We just kept doing that. I've seen that. Yeah, I was watching the Mizzou game this past weekend with some buddies at a sports bar. Yeah, versus Florida. And it was the most stressful game because we were all, my buddy, a couple of them are huge Mizzou fans.

They're not like me. They watch every year and so as like florida was you know beating us slightly in the fourth they're like this is so fucking mizzou we have the best season in a decade we crush four ranked teams and then we're gonna fuck ourselves against florida and then fat kicker comes in clutch it was fourth and 27 or some shit and then they hit a great pass got a first down and then fat kicker you know made it and took the lead with two seconds left or whatever it was and it was like yes clearly the better team won the slight little bit it's still fun i can't believe i haven't really watched football that much before i still i'm gonna take a little bit for me to get

more into nfl because i just don't have that title i don't like it with yeah i don't like it but yeah mizzou's fun to watch at least they are when they're good there's yeah i just don't like the nfl football i'm re-watching the expanse i'm watching it with jackie and uh there's a character in there she's a martian and she's a woman but she's one of the toughest people on the show. She just kicks everybody's ass. She kicks boys' asses and shit like that. Whatever. It's a space sci-fi show. And from the neck up, she's okay, but she's thick.

She's fucking thick. Every time you see her, you're like, you need a cut, girl. You need a cut. And I've just started calling her. Is she? She's the thicker butt kicker that's what i know all about uh yeah i've sung her praises for years about how i like how thick she is what's what's this character's name file i need to look it up and zach pull up a picture if you're

quicker on the draw because you probably want to expand if if you didn't the expanse thick bitch let's see what that pulls up i don't get it that'll get it but just for trivia's sake i wanted to it's like something charlie or sammy or or or cammy or like charlie or cammy or sammy so what is it i don't know bobby yeah see i knew it was like a boy's name that ends with an E. Damn it. They put her in these flattering outfits a lot. And here's an example of one. Oh,

I'm not sure if that link will work. It did for me. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And that doesn't quite show how thick in the middle she is, but every so often you see her in regular clothes and your lids. She's,

she is testing the tensile strength of whatever sci-fi material is trying to hold that belly in i'm i'm okay with it uh she's supposed to be like a martian marine so she should be thick you're gonna need some some body fat on there but she she looks like racially she looks like one of those samoans who just carries more weight naturally and she's like, look at how thick her thighs are. She's just thick. And she's like, look, she's got no muscle tone in her arms. I mean, well, she's holding a fake weight. Do you think that's the real weight, Kyle?

I don't know. They used all the fucking technology on Mars to make her look that good. What year is this supposed to be? Because they're still using Bowflex adjustable dumbbells. They've only got so much budget. This was the first couple years.

How do you wear out a dumbbell? That's true, yeah. This doesn't seem fair. How would a robot ever lose? Well, it's not a robot. It's the suit that they wear. So normally she's in that suit. And so she's like both of those strong.

That makes sense. So they're having her arm wrestle the suit. Yeah, that's pretty stupid. Later in the show, the suit runs out of batteries. By the way, that suit running out of batteries is a major plot point. They are equipped to fight for like four and a half minutes most of the time and these guys go to war. Every time she goes to battle

she like kicks everybody's ass and then suddenly the battery runs out. Anyway, she could barely lift her arm without the battery assist after she was a little roughed up. I think she'd been shot. No, she had fallen from a distance

oh fair oh i remember the exact scene on the planet she's trying to kill the glowy faced monster that is the exact scene you do yeah yeah yeah um it's so weird how i can picture her like trying to lift her arm she has a gun built into like her forearm so she needs to pick it up and point it at the guy who's the monster who has her basically in full mount. It is like a 20 second effort to really get her arm picked up and pointed.

Then in another scene, she arm wrestles the suit. It didn't make much sense. Not very consistent at all. That would just be embarrassing for the engineer because that would be a horrible suit. Otherwise, the show's very good. I think that's just an example of, hey, they wrote that this chick

is so tough she arm wrestles mech suits. But there's no chicks like that, so can we just hire this chick and pretend like she can arm wrestle mech suits? I think that's just the situation you end up in. My biggest complaint is that her stomach's not flat enough. It's not.

Look, she needs to go on that fps boot camp she needs a month of of water of water cutting and and what is the drug that chicks use to be model hot my central cocaine uh you might also know it as anavar a-n-a-v-a-r that is the one i was trying to come up with yeah um it doesn't give you the the side effects that say uh the androgenic side effects that like testosterone would give a lady you know deep voice and large clitoris body hair etc anavar is pretty safe for ladies pretty hot yeah it gives you a really uh saying jackie it gives you a really dried out look like the muscles. The muscle fiber that you build is really dry is what I mean to say. You don't retain water like you do with other drugs like testosterone will make a girl look real poofy. Do you want dry muscle fiber?

That doesn't sound good. Oh, yes. you want a dry look that's that trend look like you could just more um look thirsty yeah yeah yeah very like you're thirsty but you don't even want the water like your picture like your picture when you took them it looked like someone was like like some north korean like kim Jong-un kidnapped you and was like, we make you big. You do what I say. And then you kept doing it for like eight months and you're just so over it. Sallow eyes, yearning for water.

Oh, you're not big enough. I talked to Derek. He said no food for you. 100 fewer calories. Yeah. 100 fewer calories. Yeah, 100 fewer calories. When he'd take 50 calories away, it was like, oh, God. Please, I need those blueberries. I needed that.

Those carrots. Those were key. Those kept you moving. Your bowl of. But yeah, Anabars, the drug that those lady bodybuilders and fitness models too. Like swimsuit models, chicks like that who need a six pack and need to look good on camera.

Nowadays with the fake photos I say Photoshop but what am I? Fucking 2014. They have filters and such. An AI that really steps up your game. It's hard to know how good looking people are and whether or not like my goals is even conceivable fox fox news uses this um i don't know what to

call it a filter i suppose that whitens everyone's teeth and it messes up a lot and so their teeth will look like fake and like like parts of them will look dark gray. You'll be able to see all of their teeth, but it'll only whiten bits of them. It's not good enough to like, oh yeah, that was too... You should whiten that. I can see it. I can see it.

I'll go back and forth. I go back and forth between Fox and CNN. It's like, I got normal teeth over here at CNN. I go back and forth between Fox and CNN. It's like, they got normal teeth over here at CNN. They got normal fucking teeth over here at CNN. No whitening filter on the other news? No, nothing I've noticed. I don't want to call her out.

CNN's got a real fat fucking news anchor lady though. Every time they show her, I'm like, what's her name? Big bitch. I don't know. She must be 200 pounds though. I don't want to see a big bitch read the news. Gross. I'm with you. I'm already watching the news.

That's one thing Fox seems to be right. Sarah Sidener, maybe? Sidener? Let me see if I can get it. I wouldn't Sidener. It has to be her. I don't know. Yeah.

I've been watching the Israeli war, obviously. So I'm watching a bunch of cable news no that's not the one I linked not your chick either of course she's a white chick and yeah

I don't know her name but she's way too fucking you know whatever she don't need to be skinny to read the news I guess no you should be you should be skinny and ideally blonde dude you go to fox news there are some smoke shows on there reading the news it's ridiculous right they've got they got like an aarp commercial that comes on and the bitch looks like marilyn monroe even in their no a sexy like i don't know maybe 30 like yes yeah but she likes us anyway fox news knows their fucking demographics they sell me stool softeners and retirement plans and it's it's a little

embarrassing watching any of that news because it's all clearly marketed to 60 to 85s or something that's who watches cable news people who are very interested in talking to their doctor about all sorts of pills and prescription plans. Especially Fox. They have the oldest. They do. Is it? It's older at Fox? I would.

The viewers, not the people on it. Sure. Yeah, that's what I mean. Probably not by as much as you'd think, but I would imagine they're definitely the oldest. Just because the younger generation doesn't watch any cable news, so it's going to be so weighted. They're all aging up. Yeah. It used to be Fox.

That was like a big thing. Like, oh, sure. They've got the biggest audience, but they're all over 65 and advertisers find that worthless. Because when you're 65, I'm telling Taylor, Taylor, learn a thing. When you're over 65, you're really set in your ways. There's no toothpaste advertisement that's going to get someone to switch to you yeah when when you're 65 years old but if you're 19 and you're going to the dorm for the first time and someone tells you this one gets you fucked then like people might switch yeah yeah the like

shopping age women are the most valuable demographic like that's that's who you want shopping especially like young moms because they spend so much money a majority of money is spent by women and so that's why you know they're the target that's why you know you see commercials where it's like some absolutely retarded man like unable to fathom how to turn like up to you know put the seat down and then a smart woman like let me step in and take care of this with holding five babies. It's because that's who they're trying to get. They want some woman

watching that and being like, I'm a smart, clever, workaday woman with nine children. I should buy this pillowcase. What an oxymoron. Smart woman? That was the one. That was the one. Yeah, I have not watched Fox News in a coon's age. Smart woman. That was the one. That was the one. Yeah.

Yeah, I have not watched Fox News in a coon's age. I see it on my grandparents' TV when I go to their house. It's fine programming. You could learn about the world and how the young have been indoctrinated by the Chinese via TikTok and how we got to take them back. No, I'm not watching Fox. You are never more than three minutes from fox news telling you every city smells like poop and urine it's overrun with crime and homelessness um china is a huge like problem and uh i don't know i guess that's the main thing so they're always just on the edge of telling you how areas with liberal governments are just doing poorly

yeah and i i've all day every day definitely seen clips about them going hard on failing right i don't even know what's true they might i know what i know their mayor is under all sorts of uh investigation they took his electronic devices away i know that the migrants there are refusing to go to like the shelters and say they want hotel rooms i know they're getting like i i heard 10 000 a day but that can't be right added to new york it's got to be billions of dollars and that that money is coming from public works and stuff right it's the cities yeah i don't know i don't know i know that um i do hear not like crazy numbers about immigration and things that can't be true.

Things like 300 million people a year come into our country illegally. And I'm like, there's only 300 million. 300 million? Well, not that many. That's how many of us there are. No, I didn't make that up. That's the thing that they say. And I'm like, well, then they must not count the ones leaving.

If that number could possibly be true, that 300 million people cross our borders illegally, they're not staying. 300 million people probably... It can't be illegally, though. I could imagine that 300 million people filter through the United States, even by just connecting flights and immigration and tourism. Or the numbers are just bullshit to

begin with. Well, they're going to be government numbers. They're going to be Mr. Biden's numbers, as much as there are anybody's. The funny thing is how each side looks like 2.5 million encounters of migrants in the fiscal year 2023, a new historic high topping prior year's record. Wait, what were they called? 2.5 million encounters of migrants occurring at the U.S.-Mexico border.

2.5 million migrants encountered. I wonder if that means crossing the border. Like, what is an encountered migrant? Is that someone who's still in Mexico hoping to get in? No, that's somebody on... Well, they can't encounter them in Mexico. They're operating on our side. But that's the thing now, right?

Like, they're not allowed to cross the border when they seek asylum. They have to wait in Mexico. That're operating on our side. But that's the thing now, right? They're not allowed to cross the border when they seek asylum. They have to wait in Mexico. That's how we do it. Is it? Because I know Nikki Haley wants it to be that way. No, they're allowed to come in. It's catch and release. I just watched Nikki Haley going on a whole thing. It's catch and release now.

She's like, I want catch and prosecute. They can wait on the other side of the border for their turn. Of course, her and the Vivek guy are all about, I think she wants 25,000 new border agents. She's like, I want to send them to the border and let them do their job, which is like code red dog whistle, going to kill some Mexicans talk.

And then, of course, the Vivek guy wants to bomb the cartels, just declare war on them as terrorists. He'll say anything. Who? It's not Vivek. It's Vivek. Rhymes with cake. I'm doing better than 90% of America. Leave me alone at Vivek.

Sorry. Sorry. I didn't mean that as a dig. I was actually trying to show respect from the left, like, you know, pronounce his name correctly. Actually, Woody, it's Vivek it is Vivek in a silly way because the

Kamala guys go bonkers if you mispronounce their name they all feel like it's this huge sign of disrespect so I'm like okay well I should get Vivek right on the other side all these people suck I mispronounce her name because I don't care enough to learn it.

That's not very nice. She's not very nice. Her name, I've never heard it before. I don't know if anyone else has that name. That's why I struggle with it. If her name was Susan, I'd be like, ah, I know that one. But it's kamala and to just look at it and spell it i could come up with her she can't make up a name and then tell

me how to pronounce it yeah this is not a gamer tag okay well i'm gonna dead name her forever then it's kamala uh because that was, I try to get their names right. That was that lady who was letting those people stay in jail. That were, uh, they were clearly innocent. The, they were,

had been exonerated that she was prosecuting all prosecuting all those marijuana crimes in California. Ellie's awful. And she's got, she's dead behind the eyes. She has done nothing right. Like what she, her negatives are worse than anyone that we regularly talk about. You get Jeb Bush to beat her.

Yeah, that's true. She's very unliked. She's shrill. I don't like her, but I don't see the hate. I don't understand where it comes from. To me, she just kind of I don't think she's ever done anything, at least not since she became senator or higher. And I'm like, I don't, I'm neutral on her. She's nothing. She doesn't get shit done.

She doesn't do anything. She just an empty suit of a VP. They gave her a couple of tasks here and there. She was hated so much for everything they touched that they just stuffed her under a rock. And that's where she is. Affirmative action hire. She seems that way. Yeah.

Well, no, it doesn't. Joe Biden says that way. well no it doesn't joe biden says that way what joe biden said was i promise you my vp pick will be a woman of color and it's like oh well that feels like an affirmative it makes it every woman of color is like what who is like there's only like five in the world who are qualified right even like remotely qualified yeah remotely qualified so she's like okay hey joe it's me right of course of course you thought it was you or you thought oprah come on right right i i might have been

better to go to oprah i really just like oprah'sed it. Oprah and The Rock could be scary presidential candidates. They could fuck shit up for everybody. Oprah and The Rock, together especially, would be a weird ticket that would be hard to beat, potentially. I don't know how that would poll. I could see it being really good, though. They're both amazing, popular communicators. Oprah owns all those old ladies, and the rock owns all those young dudes like i don't know he's not want to do politics like he's really he's so down this week he's so down the middle like he wouldn't want to he wouldn't i didn't i don't listen to joe rogan but i i didn't want to be the president why would he want to like like he's got i mean this could

be the trump argument again where it's like why would this person who's got I mean, this could be the Trump argument again, where it's like, why would this person who's got everything rolling so well want to enter a sphere where it's going to get much worse? And suddenly the media that was cool with you for 30 years is going to be like, he's a racist, evil man and whatever the fuck. I think it's obvious one like those kinds of guys who are who are hyper winners. Like those kinds of guys who are hyper winners, let's call them like the rocker, even Donald Trump in his own kind of way. Like, man, as much of a winner as I am, as good as I am,

is anybody going to remember in 50 years, 100 years, 150? We remember those presidents from 200 years ago. They're going to put you on that fucking thing where you're in an oval next to the rest of those cocksuckers forever until this country fails, which would be at least another couple hundred years. Why wouldn't you want to be the

leader of the free fucking world? To have a nuclear strike button? To be able to ask questions and be like, yeah, let's go to the moon. To be that guy who could do things. It's the ultimate power trip. I don't think it's coming from a lust for power. It's you win, you win, you win. You're a hyper ultimate power tree to kyle's but i don't think it's coming from i would love you projecting it's

not coming from a lust for power it's you win you win you win you're a hyper winner you start to think you could win at anything like how many youtubers have like changed the nature of their channel because they think everything they do will turn to gold and if you're trump if you're the rock if you're arnold schwarzenegger it's you're Arnold Schwarzenegger, it's like, fuck it. I succeeded everything I put my mind to. Why would president be anything different? Yeah. The rock and Oprah would be a very imposing ticket.

Did the rock on Rogan say he wanted to do politics? No, not at all. Um, but, but that's, that's been a ticket that's been talked about a lot. And he sort of dipped his toes in it and kind of fussed around about it. But he hasn't said. It's one of those things where he won't confirm or deny. So it's like, come on, dude. You're seeing if this will work.

I didn't watch the whole podcast straight, but I watched a lot of the clips. Rogan has a habit of kind of agreeing with whoever's in front of him. And Rock seems to have a religion of agreeing with whoever's in front of him and rock seems to have a religion of agreeing with whoever's in front of him like he would never vary he's always like charismatic get along flash a big smile kind of guy laugh at your jokes so to put them together just nothing ever was interesting about that whole podcast it was terrible again you guys smiling at each other congratulating each other on i do not care about the rock at all i don't know what like i like seems like a decent guy yeah he's still a decent guy i don't dislike him but i his charm i don't like the rock i don't like what does he do

other than act is he like a big activist or anything i don't know well the rock's got his shoes obviously that's that's big for him right now. He's trying to push those shoes that he's got for the UFC. Oh, okay. You don't know about The Rock's shoes? UFC shoes? Yeah, it's what the UFC wears. It's the UFC shoe. It's the fucking... You don't wear any

shoes. Yeah, they wear shoes every single time. They walk out, they take their shoes off, then they get their fucking gums looked at, and they pat their dick down, and then they get in the cage. I feel like you made my point for me. They have to wear those shoes on the

weight of the cage. I get what you're saying. I'm playing stupid. I think you are too, though. You know they take their shoes off. Why don't they don't find sneakers? What makes you dislike The Rock now like what's he been he's always denied steroids and he's never been a very good actor and um well yeah i really i really dislike that series of his career where he was like the tooth fairy or some shit he did a bunch

of kiddie movies um and he's never improved on his craft whereas say what you want about schwarzenegger i felt like schwarzenegger got better over the years as an actor. Early on when he's in Hercules in New York is his first movie. That's the one that you've never heard of. You don't want to see, you don't want to hear of it, but, but even going a step further to Conan the Barbarian,

which I think was like right afterwards, maybe 86 or 87. He barely speaks the language. He's doing like English, like phonetically at times. He's just sounding words out he does okay though but then going up to i think maggie a few years ago it was like a zombie movie he's done a few other movies recently where he's just a regular old man dealing with stuff he's

okay he's gotten better he's evolved there rock's always been that that kind of same guy that's too cool for school and he's always the biggest, strongest, smartest guy in the room. I don't identify with you, Rock. I'm sorry. I think that he should name Bruce Willis his VP. Get that childlike innocence in the White House.

Remember? Remember? Every single question is about like die hard and stuff nothing john mcclain yeah that could be good poor guy man i don't know why i'm so mean to bruce willis because i i really do like that guy's movies he was he was great forever uh That's a shame that somebody... That's when you commit suicide, frankly. How about Tom Cruise? No, no, no. I disagree. You know why? Bruce Willis is having a

great time. Bruce Willis doesn't have any problems. He looks scared. I don't know. People are like, what are you worried? You can't recognize faces anymore and don't remember anything? That sounds like a you problem I bet he lives in a big mess

you know who suffers with Alzheimer's? everyone but you dude this is just like that South Park where Kenny's like and please for the love of god if I'm ever brain dead please please don't put me on national television in that state like

who is that? Is that his daughter? I would guess. What a jerk. He can't be doing this to Bruce. I think maybe... I choose to believe that they're dancing right now, and he's just making a silly face for the camera. No, you can believe that.

They're definitely dancing. Yeah, or maybe he's just always in that position. Yeah, it looks like maybe he's frozen in that position and she made a poopy okay let's just move past it so you get he you go demented he's making that face from pain because he's like gripped her in the back he forgot who she was and he's scared now yeah you get aoc eyes where you're just soul staring. A lot of whites above those irises. I bet that girl's mother's beautiful. Probably.

Yeah, it'd take a lot to because I don't see Bruce Willis as a guy that would create attractive daughters. Wasn't he with Demi Moore for a long time? Oh, well then she could do a lot of heavy lifting in that department. Goddamn right. She's hot.

Super, super hot. And she aged well. Demi Moore was over 40 and perhaps the best looking over 40. Charlie's Angels. I was going to that striptease movie. Was it called striptease? Oh, she was not over 40 for striptease though. I bet she's like 28 to 32 in striptease.

Because that came out in 1990. Would have been three or 94. Oh yeah. I was in like fourth grade. Cause I remember hearing the story in fourth grade about how someone played it at a school. I don't know if it was our school, but like my mom was someone played that,

that to me more movie striptease in front of the classroom. Like, like that was some kind of a story that I remember being told at the time. I was in elementary. Who's the fattest person you could see voting for? She was 34. I don't know what you said. 28 to 32.

Charlie's Angels is when she had gotten out of shape and they had called on her to be in the new Charlie's Angels movie. She's actually the villain in that movie. She's not one of the angels. The angels are Lucy Liu, Drew drew barry moore and cameron diaz and so but she's the like smoking hot like older uh surfer chick there's a scene where she comes uh off the off the waves and she's got her board she like unzips her suit she's just ripped looks great and definitely some sort of chemistry set going on to get her in that shape are we on

demi more still yeah did we shift i i didn't i got lost i'm sorry yeah fair enough so uh uh yeah 34 for being that hot it's still impressive but it's not quite the unbelievable feat like a lot of women still look good into their mid-30s it's not as common it's not mid-20s but i got a show for you guys i've recommended every time i do a rewatch and and you guys never watch it which is fine because it is not like the standard but it's called big love it is the the fictional one with bill paxton where he's got three wives and uh and and in utah and they're he's a polygamist he's got each wife in a different house, houses all beside each other.

So the backyard's open and they have this big, like, it's super awkward. Because you've told me about it so many times. I just don't, like the, the premise is so fucking boring to me. Like, like I don't want to watch Bill.

Is that the guy from Twister? Yes. Twister, Alien, Predator. Yeah. Yeah. That movie sucked. don't want to watch bill is that the guy from a torn uh twister yes twister alien predator yeah yeah that movie sucked twister was fucking terrible and it was okay well i mean it was great at the time him and helen hunt were fighting a goddamn tornado they put monsters i'm kidding i don't remember if i've ever even seen twister i was just what i'm joking i have seen twister on tv the cow goes by everybody laughed laughed. I saw it in theaters. It was good. Really?

Kyle, have you ever watched Sister Wives? Do you follow that at all? Yeah, so that's the real life version. See, it's real life though, so they're limited by the parameters of real life. This is fiction, so it gets wild. This is wacky. Sister Wives.

I don't watch Sister W sister wives i couldn't name the characters well i can't i know cody's the husband but um my wife watches it she is he a billy ray cyrus like looking motherfucker with like a mullet blonde mullet i would say okay holy shit yeah i know the show dude i can't get over like first of all this guy's a total shit bag there's no reason anyone would want to date him. When I first see a guy who has, like, three or four wives, I'm like, he must be amazing. Fucking amazing, right?

How many people out there have a hard time getting a date, yet wife number four will see this guy and be like, you know what? I will take one quarter of Cody because that's the best man that, like, I could muster. Right. And these women aren't that bad. He's not.

OK, they age, right? Like, can I interject and say, yeah, if you see him when he was younger, when he was picking up those two on the right, he's actually very good looking like he's an older guy now. And that's his best picture as an older guy, to be fair. Yeah. Now, like when he's sitting at the restaurant with them in the booth it's like this dude's falling apart he's lost most of his hair that billy that again that mullet look doesn't doesn't age well um and but but when he was a young man i'm they showed a photo of him yeah i've only seen one episode of this not the

superhero i thought i don't know one of those women i think the fattest one is the she's the earner she brings in most of the money for this family and i'm like what it's not him what why is this woman supporting this man and his three other wives what the fuck kind of like voodoo curse has he put on her that's awesome it's He's not even the earner. He's got like a dairy cow of a fat wife who takes care of all the bills and everything. He's just got every wife convinced that

he's taking care of the other three's things, but really he's just basically floating. They're living the principle, Taylor. All of these women were pretty hot when he chose them. I can see they're not all hot now. But you can almost see the order.

He probably got four first, two second, then three, and then one. Because he always just is like, you know what? You're not hot anymore. Let's add another one to the harem. Since then, they've all left him but one or maybe all of them. He's down to one or zero wives. They all of them. He's down to like one or zero wives. They all hate him. He's like a terrible husband.

He doesn't fuck them if they don't stay hot. Dude, I get secondhand recaps of like what's going on with this guy now. And my wife is just loving his downfall. And she comes and tells me about all his latest troubles. So she enjoys seeing his his families falling apart yes she does because i guess she felt like he didn't deserve what he had and now he's lost it because he hasn't been a very good husband you know like he doesn't give them time and attention which was his only job yeah that's what i like about this fictional

version is how occasionally you'll have a moment where Bill Paxton is praying or talking to a friend in private and you'll get his real feelings, right? Not what he would say to a wife, which he might be. And he's just like, God, help me be a better man to these women. Let me help. Help me be a better father and a better husband to all of my wife. And it's like this genuine, like, cause they believe they're living the principle, like the original way that the Mormons are supposed to live. And he thinks that they think it's true that they're going to go onto the celestial temple and live together. And your heaven is limited by, is your, just your family. It's, it's those of us who are together. And so you want a big family cause we're all going together. I think the multiple wives thing

happened because maybe when Joseph Smith and those guys were traveling across the desert, you had lots of vulnerable young ladies who were orphans and widows. He was marrying them all up and he was creating himself a bit of a kingdom. You know he was murdered?

Do you know how Joseph Smith died? Joseph Smith was set very much so. Damn it. That's a point for Woody. Famously. He is one of the, I think he's one of the very few ever assassinated presidential candidates in our country because he was at the time running for president of the United States and doing okay at it.

He had set up himself a bit of a theocratic kingdom. At one point he had declared martial law and just sort of enforced his own law. And so he surrendered himself at some point. And they have him and his brother in jail on, I think, charges of treason or something. And 150 to 250 armed men with blacked out faces. They took gunpowder, wetted it and black their faces as disguises, stormed the jail, immediately shot his brother through the face.

And then after a brief exchange of gunpowder, uh, gunfire shot Joseph Smith who jumped out a window. And then as he lay crippled on the street outside, they shot him a whole bunch more. That's how the leader, that's how the leader and the inventor of lds the mormon religion the guy who found those magic fucking tablets in the ground died and yet they still

practice that shit those polite motherfuckers dude they like there is a point with the religion where it becomes so nice and wholesome that you're like you know that's fine that it's based on a silly guy from Missouri who absolutely hoodwinked you. Go meet a bunch of Mormons now in Utah or Idaho and be like, you guys don't know what's going on or how to be happy. They'll respond like, we know our way of life isn't for everyone, but it works for us. That's how they would actually respond. They're so wholesome. When you watch that South Park episode, it's easy to be like, they're just being goobers,

kind of making fun of them, over-exaggerating. No, you live around Mormons, they're genuinely like that. There's a scene in the Big Love show where a black Baptist preacher happens to see them out and he starts like giving them the business and he's just like talking about their false prophet was a con man

and this and that he's like sir i don't have to listen to this he's like well you didn't want to listen to my people at all until about 20 years ago because you know they saw the black people as like the the the what are the sons of ham or they got the mark of cain on them or whatever they believe about black people and he's like and end of it, him ranting and hating on the religion, Bill Paxton's just like, all I have to say to you, sir, is have a good day. He walks away like they don't have any mean in them. It's great. Yeah.

They just want to go drink non-caffeinated sodas. You need a little mean in this world. Yeah, no strong drink. They're always popping Sprites. Getting ready to wrap? Let's wrap it up. Dinner time. All right.