Painkiller Already - PKN 485

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 pkn 45 how you guys been doing pretty well pretty solid slurred that we're talking about fat people that always makes me feel good you know find a group of people find a group of people without like a military to protect them and go after those people that's the that's the move yeah don't pick a race of people or a nationality that's the worst they've got groups to defend them all sorts they even militaries like i said but? You say this, but wait until the fat people make their own military. Won't you be scared? Meal Team 6. Yeah, Meal Team 6.
Starting point is 00:00:33 The gravy seals. I know them all. My support of them oscillates with my weight. When I'm heavy, I'm Team Fat. That's dangerous because they get two votes. Do they? Yeah. It's based on math.
Starting point is 00:00:47 The seven-fifths compromise. It's based on math. Yeah, it sucks. Mass. No matter who you are. Boogie gets like 10 votes. God, I hope not. Lizzo, 20.
Starting point is 00:00:59 That's not a single vote. Lizzo might be time for her to hit the gym flipping over golf carts and such. Oh, bold takeover. I'm on Lizzo's side with this. I believe there were two people in the back of that golf cart, and she's not that. She's morbidly obese. She's, like, huge.
Starting point is 00:01:19 But I don't think she weighs that much. Like, what does she weigh, 300? There's no way it's just three how tall this issue this ain't john goodman on the five two how tall is lizzo i bet she's probably like a spheroid if she's like a big amazonian fatty then i'll take my uh my she's 5 10 oh shit so she's definitely over three bills i I would guess. I just found an article that said she recently lost 50 pounds and that she's down to 260.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Damn, I wish I could get a better image of what she's doing. Was that a mastectomy? Is that a big dick? Actually, there's a big guy on the back, too. Did you see that?
Starting point is 00:02:08 He was kind of holding it down. He looked like he was standing on the platform, and the platform was even farther behind the rear axle, the lever, than Lizzo was. I think it's easy to point at her, and she's part of the problem, but he was the big lifter. All three of us could have gotten on the back of that golf cart
Starting point is 00:02:30 and it would have been okay. I don't know about that. There were two adults in the front. Zach, can you show it again? No. Let me see it again. And Taylor, as you rewatch it, pay special attention to the guy on the left of the frame standing on the little platform. Okay. Because The way he stands on the platform
Starting point is 00:02:47 and holds the top, if he wanted to make it wheelie, that's how he'd do it. He's probably an inside man. He's her dietician trying to encourage her. Let's watch the whole thing because I don't think everybody's seen Lissa flip a golf cart. There's so many hands on that thing.
Starting point is 00:03:04 There's also a man on the front who just grabbed a little man he's smaller than nikki minaj or whoever the fuck's twat is in the front like i can't tell i look look lizzo's a fat gigantic ham beast but i don't think she's single hand actually now that i see her shoulders yeah she flipped that bitch what a whale is that water behind them she was trying to go home. She sat down. No, it's a building. She didn't gently sit down. She slammed into the seat.
Starting point is 00:03:32 What happened to the quality of internet video is what I want to know. There was a nice time there where it was 2003, and it's like, I can't see hardly anything. And then it got to 2010, and it's like, this is see hardly anything and then it got to like 2010 and it's like this is crazy this is so much and now we're back to like 2010 2011 style videos they're just not as good the fucking chinese with their damn inferior metals with their tiktoks their bullshit tiktok is but actually what i think it is is the um people reposting. It goes live on TikTok, and then it finds its way onto YouTube, and then it finds its way onto Reddit. And along the way,
Starting point is 00:04:12 your fucking profile thing gets recast in 16x9, and then redone in profile. And now it's mostly bullshit black screen. Yeah, fair enough. That's sad. That means that in the future, we won't be able to show our grandchildren the same internet videos we enjoy we'll be like oh you we wouldn't believe what this was like when you could
Starting point is 00:04:31 see her sit on the back of the golf cart like because it will just be so deep fried and fucked up from being passed around a thousand times oh another angle oh look how tiny that girl is driving it we thought that was a man i thought it was a very small man this is what happens when you add a few p's to your 920 my goodness this is much better quality i can see that all right okay it's an easy go now we know it's funny that the security guy in the front had a total read on what was going to happen like hand on the bar ready to give it a tug back to the ground i mean they probably did it this isn't his first tango with lizzo in a golf cart i mean knowing the internet they probably did this five times in a row till they got the best one i'm surprised yeah there's no way she wants a video
Starting point is 00:05:16 of her tipping a golf cart floating around no no woman no person wants that if i were that fat and that clip was of me, one of my handlers, because I wouldn't have been able to chase the filmer, I would have been like, get that guy. Get that video. Shut it down. Taylor, that's only because last week, no one accused you of forcing your fat backup dancers
Starting point is 00:05:37 to shove vaginas up their pussies, or shove bananas up their pussies. That's true. I'm sly. Wait, that's a thing they did? Yeah, remember? Circle jerk with bananas? Well, no. Yeah's true. I'm sly. Wait, that's the thing they did? They all, like, circle jerk with bananas? Well, no. Yeah, remember, we talked about that. Lizzo was, like,
Starting point is 00:05:50 she was, like, instructing her backup dancers to do the vagina banana thing. You don't remember any of this. I remember vaguely, but help me with the context. Was this a thing that we do on
Starting point is 00:06:05 stage or in private is this a green she was both abusive she was abusive on stage and off stage sexually physically and emotionally that's what it boils down to to her backup dancers and staff she was fat shaming them wow i do remember that that's wild that takes balls to be tipping over golf carts, both hands busy with snacks and be ripping someone else for being fat. Someone who's probably voting against gay rights. It is. No, Lindsey Graham votes against gay rights because he needs an excuse to tell his boyfriend, probably. Or he's like, I'm telling you, Jeremy, I would marry you, but it's not in the cards. It's been legal for 20 years, Jeremy. I would marry you, but it's not in the cards. It's been legal for 20 years, Lindsay. Lindsay, why do you
Starting point is 00:06:48 keep being the one to shoot it down, though? And he's like, I hate you sometimes, Jeremy, if it weren't for that ass. His name is Bruce. His name is Bruce. Bruce is kind of a gay name. Yeah. It's the gayest one I could think of. Bruce. Lance. Lance, that's a
Starting point is 00:07:04 gay name, too. I remember Family Guy got a lot of miles out of naming gay ancillary characters Bruce and Lance. A lot of my understanding of the world, Family Guy. That show rocks. It's so good. I don't think either of you have watched that much of it, really. What are you talking about? You've seen all the old Family Guys? I'm watching the new season right now. Oh,'t seen the new season maybe you've probably seen more than me then it's honestly pretty good the one where uh so lois conditions peter to eat her pussy
Starting point is 00:07:34 every time uh it's either a commercial or a tv show comes on she like hypnotizes him so that can't remember exactly what it is but there's a commercial or maybe it's wheel of fortune when it comes on he thinks he's eating ice cream. He sees a big vanilla ice cream cone, and he's really going to town licking on it. This show's better than I knew. They're at her parents' house having dinner, and Peter excuses himself to go to the bathroom. The dad's like, yeah, I'm sorry your mom couldn't join us. She's so sick in bed.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Plus, she never mentioned Mrs. Wheel of Fortune. She goes, what? dad's like yeah i'm sorry mom couldn't join us she's so sick and bad plus she never mentioned mrs wheel fortune she goes what and you just say then you just cut to peter licking his ice cream comb and it's it's of course he's eating his mother-in-law's pussy when they burst into the room and then then they kind of cut to the car ride home and how awkward it is that's not the that's not the first time in the show that Peter's fucked his mother-in-law. Old episode, he fucks her because Lois cheats on him and Lois is like, Peter, you can pick anyone
Starting point is 00:08:34 and then fuck them. And Peter's like, anyone? Yeah. She's like, what? My mom? He's like, yeah, she's hot. She takes it up the ass to his wife. Oh, goodness, yeah, she's hot. She takes it up the ass, too, his wife. Oh, goodness.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Oh, I didn't. Oh, yeah. I can picture it in my head. She's drunk on the couch. They're spooning. She's like, huh? Should I let him in the back door? You're knocking on the back door.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Should I let him in? Yeah, Family Guy rules. It's such a funny show, especially old Family Guy. I was watching probably season five or six just the other day in the background, and that was, what, 2004-ish, 2005, around there, and they were firing off jokes that you couldn't even approach today like i'm like oh i better enjoy this episode until they remove it from streaming services like they did that south park muhammad one very very lame that they did that the south park not the south park guys but
Starting point is 00:09:38 there's three or four south park episodes that have been taken down and now you can't get unless you have the dvds and there's a couple of it's always sunny in philadelphia episodes that have been taken down and now you can't get unless you have the dvds and there's a couple of it's always sunny in philadelphia episodes that have also been sort of scrubbed from the internet yeah um you can only get them if you've it's all of the episodes where d does her puerto rican character in brown face uh it's all of the black faced episodes which means most of the lethal weapon stuff which is a shame yeah and um i think i'm it may still be up but there is one where the jewish landlord decides that the property line goes right through the middle of the bar now and so he takes their and he tries to encroach upon them as if they are palestine let's just say and take half their bar so they make a terror video where they wrap their heads up in like
Starting point is 00:10:22 palestinian scarves and to blow stuff up with bombs. And I think in the end, they do, in fact, burn the Jewish man's business down. Yeah, they wanted to. What was Charlie? The rest of them wanted to do like a poop in a bag tear prank. And then Charlie burns it down. I think he lit the bag. They were doing the fire bag of shit thing.
Starting point is 00:10:43 But he threw it like a Molotov. And burned down the business. jewish guy's business yeah i don't think they'll remove that one there wasn't anything offensive really in that i hope not i hope not nothing i can tag i hate to bring it to politics but the pion administration fucked up recently i don't know who the guy was some sort of military person but there he is in like the White House press secretary briefing room behind the podium with the suit on looking official talking about how Hamas didn't want to return some of the hostages. And all's good so far. He's like, I don't know. You know, maybe he doesn't want to return the hostages because he's afraid they'll tell tales of getting raped while they were hostage and the reporters are like do you have like anything to base that on and he's basically like nah i just made that up and it's
Starting point is 00:11:36 like you can't just fucking make that up you're you're a white house administrator he didn't just make it up he just made it up. He's not going to get fired. No, he just told you he made it up because there's no law against him making it up. There is a law about him whispering something to you that he heard from up the chain. They're absolutely getting raped over there. I heard they were dosing them with some
Starting point is 00:11:58 memory loss drug. They're absolutely getting raped. I don't know what's happening. Oh, no! They would never rape Hamas. On one hand, I completely agree with where Kyle's coming from. On the other hand, I just want a little evidence. Like all that rape at the music festival. I remember I was horrified about October 7th.
Starting point is 00:12:18 I was like, women getting raped at the music festival next to the corpses of the of their friends that just it's like no evidence that that happened at all there's no pictures no people who told that tale that was just that was right next to the 40 decapitated babies i thought that seemingly yeah is it because i thought they had a whole like thing where they released the really awful footage to like journalists and like members of the united nations the stuff that they didn't that they haven't released because it's a woman being raped while her breasts are cut off and thrown to like the crowd to play with so you haven't seen it right and i haven't seen it it's on the internet it's just rumored to it this is right there next to all the other bullshit and and i'm not saying that Hamas is... It's like that 9-11 woman with her skirt flying in the wind.
Starting point is 00:13:06 They turn the cameras away occasionally. That's how I think. I just think it's ridiculous to sit here now and be like, dude, do not accuse Hamas of rape. They would never. Okay, okay. I'm trying to... I don't think he's saying it that way.
Starting point is 00:13:19 I'm trying to find my actual balance point. What I'm trying to say is, just show me. Show me. Because Israel fucking lies like i breathe all day all night non-stop always lying and the shit they said they put it out there and then like whatever two three months later you realize it's not true but what's the cliche that a lie will circle the world three times before for the truth leaves the door because i fucked that up i'm sure yeah it's something close to that that's like the israel putin and for that matter trump like strategy and apparently the biden administration who just like fucking tells bullshit and then
Starting point is 00:13:56 yeah you know like okay that turned out not to be on target yeah i mean it's not like it's pumped up and and made up in war situations all the time. Like in the beginning of the Ukraine shit, like how many things were just and that ended up just being 100 percent false. Like, oh, these stories of the ghost of Kiev. The guy who has 37 kids. I think he's both a Navy SEAL and a fighter pilot. Are you telling me that didn't happen? a navy seal and a fighter pilot are you telling me that didn't happen did you recently like there was someone on this post i saw on twitter from like some ukraine account was like new record for the longest snipe in global history this guy shot someone from shot a ruski from 2.7 miles away
Starting point is 00:14:42 and a bunch of people in the comments who are much more familiar with like ballistics and shit than me are like, uh, yeah, that didn't happen. Like you can't shoot someone from 2.7 miles away with the firearm that he's holding there. That's not possible.
Starting point is 00:14:58 He wouldn't have been able to see a target. He would have been like, this seems like the kind of thing Kyle might know. Kyle, what do you think the longest snipe is? Is that you know um i don't keep up with it but the last i heard i thought there was it's been canadians that said it a few times in a row like afghanistan often because they have these mountain posts like remember the beacons and and uh lord of the rings they're like up there apparently and occasionally they'll shoot some goat farmer with an AK. They get a hit here and there?
Starting point is 00:15:26 From like two and a half miles away or so. My guess is it's 2.3 miles or something is the longest. I don't know off the top of my head. Zach found the thing that Taylor's talking about. A two and a half mile snipe? Yeah. I'll just read it.
Starting point is 00:15:42 What did I set myself up for? Via Czechoslovak Kavoslitsky, with his spotter who was holding the gun, fired the record-breaking shot at a Russian soldier. The Ukrainian sniper had lain for hours in near-freezing temperatures with the command to take a shot at the Russian soldier almost two and a half miles away. The shot broke the record for a confirmed kill. Oh, it's moving. At a distance of more almost two and a half miles away. The shot broke the record for a confirmed kill at a distance of more than three and a half kilometers.
Starting point is 00:16:09 The video shows the moment the ISIS fighter was killed and a loud congratulatory cheers of the soldiers. ISIS fighter? ISIS fighter. I'm getting a little mixed up. Yeah, that's confusing. But that might be from the existing record, three and a half kilometers, two different shots.
Starting point is 00:16:26 OK, I'm a little lost. But anyway, I can believe it. But the thing about that is, is is seeing the target, not hitting the target because they can shoot all they want. Right. Like maybe it's a situation where like, yeah, every day they come out. We take a shot at them. You know, right.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Yeah. I watch these youtubers and they'll be shooting water drops out of the air but they got a bottle that continuously drips like how long we do we can all do it we can don't yes don't try to bullshit a bullshitter how long a hundred shots i'll hit something far away no i want you to say something long-winded, then turn around and do it. That's how a gangster does shit. Fucking commit yourself to, like, I can do this anytime I want on the flip of a dime.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Don't show me that, like, quick cut, and it happened. I only tried once. Don't look into that at all. So is this believable, Kyle? The guy who claims the shot said that he was packing up his rifle before the target was even hit by the bullet. What? Yeah. Yeah, of course he was.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Yeah. Of course he was. Kyle, that's sarcasm, right? No, no. It's 100% factual. I mean, the travel time is going to be well over a second or two. So what he means is he went, bang! Impact. I'm not saying he's down the road or anything and i don't know exactly what he shot with either i i think i read that he
Starting point is 00:17:53 used some sort of a uh a necked down larger cartridge that reminded me of what anzio ironworks does with their their rifles they take a 20 millimeter shell an anti-aircraft gun shell and they neck it down to 50 cal so they stick the 50 cal bullet and the 20 cal shell of powder and they get a super hot 50 cal bullet uh but yeah i'm hesitant to believe sniper claims in war it's the same thing like the soviets for wartime propaganda in world war ii said shit like we have female snipers with hundreds of confirmed kills. It's like, no you don't.
Starting point is 00:18:30 I did a little googling. Two and a half miles would take about five seconds. Of course, it changes by gun or whatever, but just go with that as a rough guideline. Probably averaging 3,000 feet per second or something if he's shooting a goddamn cannon makes me very ghost of kievish to me uh i didn't mind that either because to me that was like let's all play along there are some people fighting for their lives right now who would who would love some inspiration like like walking behind the
Starting point is 00:19:01 soldiers being like like uh what was the um the lady who would come on the radio in vietnam and speaking english to the american soldier she was she's from the other side but she's just like it's propaganda every night you know it's oh at home your sweetheart get fucked by big black cock you hear fight yellow man for old white man and it's like shit she's on to something like don't be that guy don't be the one who's like tell him you you know about you know the yankees lost fuck did they like like they're fighting for their lives if you can tell them they have a red baron in the air above them like given all he's got and overcoming the great uh you know enemy maybe they'll be inspired a
Starting point is 00:19:43 little bit instead of cowering and running and breaking they'll charge forward and make a difference like that was the hope i knew there wasn't a red baron above kiev but i was like yeah that's incredible inspiring i look back at my takes from like a year or two ago regarding war stuff i believe some shit that wasn't true and i didn't know some things i know now like a lot of strategy stuff my understanding of like military strategy has gone from like a one out of ten to a three or something like that like and that's from paying attention every single day and then my uh ability to spot bullshit i think has also gone from like a one to a three i don't know because i'm just a little more skeptical all the time now you have to be skeptical about anything coming out of war zones
Starting point is 00:20:29 like propaganda permeates every single war that's ever happened like and not so many yeah you know it could just be a user who says a thing and and suddenly it's i'm trying to think you're your hockey boy who uh supposedly fucked homeboy's mom what's the truth in that i know it and not only has it permeated through you into me when i go to the hockey subreddit they're like dude he totally boned norinoff's mom everybody knows it's like who knows who knows oh jimmy's got pics, dude. Jimmy's got picks. The Blackhawks handled that so badly. Like two days after all the speculation, they came out and were like,
Starting point is 00:21:10 none of that's true. The reason Corey Perry is being let go is for other behavior. He's checking himself into the NHL player association, alcohol assistance program, nothing to do with any teammates or teammates, families. And it's like, why not lead with that?
Starting point is 00:21:28 Like your 18 year old superstar who hopefully hates the organization fingers crossed is because the big story here for me is i hope he leaves chicago and he scores five goals against him every time but yeah the wartime propaganda stuff is like i i prefer it's hard to believe a lot of it when you've been told so many things like like the decapitated babies thing is so like horrid to imagine and then to have that come out and be like well we don't know that one i didn't fall for that one on day one i heard it i knew it was horrific but i was like i need to see it. There were bodies in cribs, though. There were bodies in those little... There's literally one body, and it wasn't decapitated.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Now, I will say I've seen five preemie babies that were left behind at a hospital. These are Palestinian babies. And no one murdered them, but they were left to rot and die um the nurse was like i heard her talking about it she's like leaving these babies was like leaving my own children she picked one baby the one that she thought would be most likely to survive on uh without oxygen and she just carried that one out with her as she evacuated. She left all the other ones to die. Now they've been eaten by dogs and bugs and they're just rotting in the hospital gurneys. That's propaganda to me. That's crazy. I've seen the video.
Starting point is 00:22:56 See, when I hear that, I don't believe any of that. When I hear that, I remember that video of the woman crying with the dead baby. You can tell it's a doll. It's like a doll that's been doctored and put in baby clothes. She's crying. She's winning an Oscar. There's an explosion behind her and dust. It looks like that
Starting point is 00:23:18 Clint Eastwood movie, American Sniper. Some directors just won't use real babies. They put a fake baby in her arms and you don't show the face but you see it and it's just like it's a doll it's a doll okay so i didn't see that one i did see there was a story recently where everyone said it was a doll and then they came out and proved it wasn't a doll so i'm not sure if we're talking about the same story it's been it's been a long time ago now weeks oh mine's more current yeah but they said the dogs ate the preemie babies
Starting point is 00:23:46 in particular it's like that's so ghastly yeah well i mean is it more ghastly than like raping someone next to a slain victim i believe that that happens off and throwing it into a crowd i believe that that happened though because i believe that happened yeah because a big part of the people who did its culture is doing that the sexual abuse during war taking these sexual prisoners that i constantly hear verses of the quran that allow for they're like no no you see it's not a person we're raping don't you understand we put it in her ass and raped her to death that's not that's not sex allah's got no problem with that kind of stuff that's not even sex they're they build clinton their way through it.
Starting point is 00:24:26 That's not sexual relations. That's just abusing our spoils of war. That's them. That's how those people usually roll. Meanwhile, it's like, really? There was only one nurse there for all the preemie babies and she couldn't carry two? She couldn't carry three? I mean, they're tiny,
Starting point is 00:24:42 right? Put one in each pocket. Imagine they're kittens. How many do you get? I'm imagining Bill Clinton're way out if they're you a rapist am i a rapist no now yesterday i was but not now apparently yeah like i don't know kyle you seem to be biased if there were two puppies in there i'd get them both and you couldn't you only could you'd only get one preemie baby i don't believe that that sounds crazy to me i hear you oh but what if my hands had been cut off by the jews dude there is so much made up shit on both sides like they it would not surprise me if they made up shit like dogs eating babies because that's horrific the same way they made up decapitated babies because that's horrific.
Starting point is 00:25:26 And what you're trying to do in the beginning of a conflict like this is sway as many neutral parties as possible. And the way that's usually done with war is promulgating atrocity propaganda through media outlets and government officials to try and sway public opinion. And so that's one. Some of those words sounded made up. So, that's fine. Two, it's not working on me, though. Like, both sides in the Israeli thing are really losing me because I'm done being lied to.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Just these over-the-top fucking easily falsifiable bullshit lies that they're telling me. I'm just like, I'm with taylor on israel let's just stay out you guys can handle this shit on your own you're both fucking lying to me trying to trick me etc um ukraine obviously also lying but the way that russia lies like claiming to have taken territory they didn't take um you know claiming that they're
Starting point is 00:26:22 not doing some of this stuff when you get all the phone calls and shit. Russia's lying bothers me more. Putin was trying to act like we didn't go to the moon the other day. It's a good thing we're going back in like three years. Oh, that's our new bet. No sooner than three years. I will bet you. Okay, what do you want to bet that we're not on the moon in three years?
Starting point is 00:26:40 What if Elon goes to Mars? Who wins? Hang on a sec. Well, first of all, human boots is what we're talking here. No robots. You know what I mean. You wear space flip-flops, you're in. But I'm talking about
Starting point is 00:26:53 a human... Those were shoes. Those are space crocs. Dude, if I bet on the other side of this, no matter what they do, I'm going to deny it. I'm going to be like, no, that's a lie. Kyle, it's easier to go to the moon than to fake pictures of moons. All right.
Starting point is 00:27:10 How much time do you think? Dude, ever since I was a kid, I was like, and I would hear that, it's easier to fake or it's easier to go to the moon than to fake going to the moon. And I was like nine, like, that's retarded. There is no way. There are movies with monsters fighting each other in cities destroying them the moon that's real deal something about the shadows that needs explaining i don't know what it is yeah we're not going back in the moon denial wait no no no are you we got a bet
Starting point is 00:27:37 how much do you want to bet that we're not back on the moon in three years from today, 12, five, 26. See, I'm a little, I wish you'd give me four years. Okay. 12, five, 27. Oh, we're on the moon.
Starting point is 00:27:51 Oh yeah, for sure. I'll do a hundred for sure. I actually, a hundred, a hundred space dollars. Cause that's what they'll be called by them. Trump.
Starting point is 00:27:58 You owe me a hundred moon bucks. As many moon bucks as you want, I will bet. I mean, you have, it's so easy to get to the moon. You have to give me odds. I don't think I do. You don't have confidence?
Starting point is 00:28:11 So we can just pop back up there? You don't. I mean, you come in here. Sounds like you lack confidence. Week in and week out and shit on NASA and the American way and our heritage and pride and joy and the power of the space program and what it meant to our species. So I feel like while you stand on Nonsense Mountain, you should be able to see all the way to No Oddsville.
Starting point is 00:28:33 To No Oddsville? Okay. Alright, one to one odds that we are not back to the moon. I gotta go to the moon. All you gotta do is hang out in Missouri. Well, obviously you're not gonna make it up there. They might let me go. What if they wouldn't let you go because you're without them that's uh like oh i'm glad you brought that all right for all mankind are you watching for all mankind woody
Starting point is 00:28:54 i just finished the expanse so that's coming soon ah okay i will tell you some things that are not spoiler related then that do sort of indicate the path of the season though if you don't mind uh so we're on mars and we've been there a while i would guess 10 or 15 years have passed now i think it's around 99 or 2000 so that whole where we left off is distant memory they did the same thing they did in the previous season where the whole season is spent conquering the moon and getting that first moon base there and hello bob all that nonsense but then when you go forward moon city now now we get we get we got a moon village basically now after that they did that to mars so all of our characters got older he's still there the old guy he must be 80 i don't want to spoil what he's doing but he doesn't no one seems to care that he's 80 let me just say that
Starting point is 00:29:43 he's probably got the g levels of an 18 year old they did he is not on a desk i'll tell you that and when you see him you're like he's the guy it's um so again moon has basically been conquered the new thing is capturing asteroids and flying them into mars orbit so that they can be taken apart and the and the materials can be like sold on Earth and on Mars, because now our ships are good enough that we don't have to wait on that time when we're extra close to Mars. You just go like we can get there pretty fast. They didn't mention the speed that it takes to get there anymore, but I'm guessing a couple of weeks because we've got a blue collar worker guy. He's like trying to hold his family together.
Starting point is 00:30:25 He's a mechanic. Or at least he's got a shirt with his name on it and cursive on the breast. You know what I mean? He's that guy. And he's like, honey, I will not. She's like, you need to sign the divorce papers, Dale. And he's like, honey, one more thing. I got a thing down the pipeline and I'll be able to rent us a house like the one we had before.
Starting point is 00:30:43 And you could tell like this guy, the economy turned down because ed's fuck up by the way in space whole earth economy turns down oh actually this is anyway basically that's a bit of a spoiler okay okay basically to save to for him to save his uh his his marriage he wants to get a moon job one of those mining jobs up on the moon it's almost like uh off-road drilling that's what it was it didn't have anything to do with it huh this is ed we're talking about or somebody no no no no this is blue collar new character man oh okay okay i'm sorry i got lost okay but he's a big part of the new story because the deal is he was an offshore oil driller and there's no more of that because we've got that space stuff we get off the moon
Starting point is 00:31:24 helium three or something yeah yeah yeah we got fusion energy no more's no more of that because we've got that space stuff we get off the moon helium 3 or something yeah we get fusion energy no more oil no more offshore drilling for sure and so and so he's out of work he's working some bullshit job he can't drill anymore but he's got a buddy who's going to the moon he's got
Starting point is 00:31:40 he's got a friend at the moon oil drilling offices or whatever and so he goes to this job um uh interview and it's so scary because he looks down and like he hasn't been to college and everybody else has but somehow or another he finagles his way into this thing through a series of lies and like friendliness and and the guy's like ah you we can get you on the moon for a job in two years and he just starts almost crying he's like this this is to hold my family together and the guy's like well there's nothing i can do son you can see he wants to he's like unless he'd like to go to mars then the next thing you know he's on like the bus to mars
Starting point is 00:32:22 and so that's a big part of it seeing what it's like to be blue collar worker man on mars i like that dude uh it's neat it's a good show i love that show for all mankind makes me feel bad about my fitness level because ed is like 67 years old and looks amazing problem is the actor's 44 so that's not fair that's a cheat he's juices too for sure any juices yes this is a 44 year old on the juice and i'm like ah makes me look like shit there's a man who doesn't though elon musk and i are roughly the same age now he's got me on income but he looks looks rough, man. Does he look rough now? Yeah. Well, I mean, he's... Look, Elon Musk has always looked
Starting point is 00:33:09 kind of rough. You know, he doesn't wear makeup. He's always been chubby and didn't give a fuck. I'm not sure you're right. I think he's wearing lipstick now. Zach, can you put this picture up? His lips are just very red. Just red-lipped? Yeah, he's got beautiful, sexy lips are just very red. Just red-lipped.
Starting point is 00:33:26 He's got beautiful, sexy lips, that's all. Not everyone's lips are the same skin tone. He's got a big, sexy ribcage. Look at him. That's not even a bad picture. He looks like Mac's mom from It's Always Sunny. He and I are about
Starting point is 00:33:43 the same age, man. His hair, he's had a lot of work done on his hair. And I think he does, you know what he looks like to me? He played the Terminator. He's not Schwarzenegger. Robert Patrick. Yes. Oh, my God, Zach.
Starting point is 00:33:57 That's a great picture to illustrate what I'm trying to say. This is all fake or relocated hair. He's had a lot of hair done. He looks trans here. He does. I'm telling you. He's had a lot of hair done. He looks trans here. He does. He's wearing lipstick in both pictures. Show me Max Mom from It's Always Sunny. He does look a little like Max Mom.
Starting point is 00:34:14 It's Max Mom 100,000%. Even that thing he's wearing. There's something about that bomber jacket. Elon looks terrible to me. Here's the thing. I have often stood up for plastic surgery people. They'll be like Courtney Cox, right? She does look like Elon Musk.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Courtney Cox, people say she looks terrible. And I'm like, well, I'm not sure. I need to compare the Courtney Cox we can see to the imaginary Courtney Cox who never got any work done. That person might look really old. Elon Musk, he's had work done. I think the hair was a positive, but all that facial
Starting point is 00:34:53 redoing stuff has made him look non-human. You also have a higher standard of it because I think he looks like normal for a 50-year- year old guy you just are in the top one percent of people your age so you judge a little more harshly like you don't look 50 you look younger than 50 he looks his age i think you know who age better than me my mom
Starting point is 00:35:20 my mom yeah she's age outstandingly well she didn't even dye her hair for like i think she didn't dye her hair until she cracked 70 like it was really late good for her oh my god my great grandmother had this jet black hair and we were all just like let it go what are you doing you live in a trailer in the woods who are you trying to impress well yeah the raccoons come up and they want to know you know she's still young and virile, so they can't steal from her. You live in a trailer in the woods, so you can try to impress Floyd.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Holy shit. I just think I just... She'd have those white roots like a superhero. This is something you might know. I just finished watching The Expanse last night. I guess you'd call him the most of the main character.
Starting point is 00:36:09 His name is James Holden in the show. He's the captain of the Rasenate. What was up with that guy's body? When he took his shirt off, he looked like an Instagram fitness model. His name is James Holden, Zach. Can you get a picture of him from the TV show Expanse? Yeah. Shirtless.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Shirtless, this guy is what I wish I looked like. You put a shirt on him and he's skinny. He doesn't look like the same person. It had Jackie and I wondering if it was CGI all show long. There's a lot of CGI in The Expanse yeah I just assumed that he had very good that's not him
Starting point is 00:36:50 his name's Holden yeah the captain if that helps too like the main guy he looks to me like somebody who I don't know did something in sports before he was an actor yeah I was also a gymnast he has like really good muscle inserts and he looks very very lean and also he's a young guy so his skin is extra supple yeah like here he is just on a dumpster and his his six-packs
Starting point is 00:37:17 trying to attack you that's the guy yeah is that the actor yeah him. Oh, I guess it's real then. Damn, he's Jack. Yeah. This is a pretty gay photo. What are they selling here? The underwear? They're selling him. It's definitely the same guy. 100%. Well, then he must be that dope then, I guess. Yeah, he must be that dope.
Starting point is 00:37:43 I mean, yeah. He looks really good um and it's also like the lighting is is whenever they show him shirtless is always really good for him he's got that pale like dull gray lighting coming down but it's it's i don't know cast shadows well he looks really good speaking of things that are not dope don't change the topic just yet because i want to show you what i'm looking at this fucking day and night difference of this guy i'm gonna i'm gonna rapid fire some more photos at you when he's not shirtless he looks like a different person and i'm well aware of like what a pump does and yeah i don't know posing for game day and shit like that fuck i'm hunting for more pictures so you're saying he should he should just go shirtless
Starting point is 00:38:30 all the time huh i would like that yeah he should be that guy i i know i see it he he's uh he doesn't look nearly as imposing his neck is very uh very thin neck he looks like uh the bit of the first captain america i've seen where they start out with him not being jacked yet and he's like superimposed on a little shitty body based on those previous ones like that yeah this is what he looks like for 99 of the show and then on his shirtless scenes he's a a fucking fitness model. And I'm just like, God damn. And there's, especially in the last two seasons or three seasons, there's all these things where he's like looking. They changed the way the show was done to where previously it was like
Starting point is 00:39:17 action and running and like cool shit. And then they just had him in like CGI bunny suits looking like they're in pain all the time. Pretending there's G-forces and shit. He looks pitiful. He looks like you'd fucking lose an arm wrestling contest to your daughter. He's bullshit. And I'm like, what is happening with this guy's physique
Starting point is 00:39:36 that he goes from a 2 to a 10 back and forth every episode? I always saw him as way stronger than any spaceman should ever be. I always thought of him... Yeah, you should be weak in space, right? Like, your muscles get all fucked up? Well, he is an Earth man,
Starting point is 00:39:53 so he would be amongst the strongest of people, having lived his life with the most gravity by far. Mars has low gravity, the Moon, obviously, and then those belters live on those microgravity things or spun gravity and shit. So they're all weak boned and not very muscled. But, yeah. Yeah. I like that show. I like its
Starting point is 00:40:14 version of sci-fi. I like the sort of near future thing they did. Every time a ship had to slow down, they spun the ship around and hit the thrusters. You watch Star Wars or Star star trek either one of them they think they're boats in a lake where they just like turn off the gas and in the empty vacuum of space slow down like that's not what happened you would go for so long light years maybe would you ever stop i no idea. But I know for damn sure you can't go from
Starting point is 00:40:45 Mach 7 to zero. You would never stop. It's evidenced by the fact that there's nothing in space sitting still. Yeah. There's a thing called solar winds. So it must be non-zero. Right? I guess.
Starting point is 00:41:03 But I'm kind of in this almost theoretical forces to slow them down. zero, right? I guess. But I'm kind of in this almost theoretical forces to slow them down, not ones that really would have a material impact. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. Well, I mean, Star Trek, you've just kind of got to throw your hands
Starting point is 00:41:15 up in the air every time they have a battle in space at all because they pull these spaceships that are right up to each other. You can look out the windows and see each other. That's not even how we fight now. Our boats are over the goddamn horizon. I mean, look at them.
Starting point is 00:41:34 We've got a little war cooking right now. Look where those boats are that are... Iran better not fuck up. We've got boats in the water a thousand miles away. We'll fuck them up. And it's like, yeah, we can't see Iran from our boats and Iran can can't see our boats and they're certainly not pulling up and looking at
Starting point is 00:41:49 each other through the porthole so it's crazy they do in star trek where they've got laser beams and and like you know thermonuclear weapons and torpedoes yeah i don't even know what a photon torpedo is supposed to be i guess an antimatter warhead, which... Photon. It'd be shooting light, right? It doesn't look like that, though. It looks like a torpedo you'd see in a ship. I think they're antimatter. But more spacey. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:15 They needed to be able to occasionally pop one apart and like, let's change this torpedo to do the thing that the show needs to happen today. Hey, can we make it magnetic since we can't see him? Yep. Hold on, let me check the defibrillation system.
Starting point is 00:42:32 I suppose I can hotwire it, but you'll have to give me some time. You know what? That word's as real as half the other ones Taylor uses. Yeah, exactly. That's a good accent. I know who you're going for there. Really? I don knew who i know you're going for there really i don't even know who i'm going for i thought it was the old guy from futurama like
Starting point is 00:42:49 the main dude oh uh the professor yeah it's great he's like good news everyone you're reading this in my voice you're reading this in my voice right now those are good memes uh kyle terrible news on the college football front terrible terrible news georgia excluded on the outside looking in because the dastardly alabama crimson tide elephants or something got you they have the elephant as a mascot yeah i thought it was three right lost by three, right? Lost by three. I really thought that we deserved a spot in there still. I get that there's a bunch of unbeaten teams. We'll find out for sure with the FSU game.
Starting point is 00:43:33 I think that'll be telling. Obviously, if we lose to FSU, it's like we didn't belong in there with the rest of those teams anyway. So, you know, it's okay. But if we stomp FSU out, like if we make a mockery of them like we did tcu last year then it's gonna be like hey what are we doing here why didn't you take the reigning back to back we've only lost one game you know it's 29 win streak and that alabama team should have been ranked better than eighth all year i all year it's been like i watched them
Starting point is 00:44:04 almost lose the week before they beat Georgia, by the way. It came down to this absurd play. It was literally one in a thousand. And then they lost to Texas before. But... And Texas is really bad. Wait, was the Bama-Georgia game close to?
Starting point is 00:44:16 You said it was like a... We lost by three. No, no, the one you won. We didn't play them this year. That was last year. Oh, you didn't play Bama this year. I'm sorry. We don don't we're in opposite sides of the conference we only play them at the title game where we fight for where we have to
Starting point is 00:44:29 play them every year every year because you make it and they make it and that's the way she goes it's a little like i would happily trade places with like um ohio state and michigan having to play each other every year it's like yeah we'll bounce you three quarters of the time, but having to play Alabama every year is a real gauntlet through the fire. They beat us, though, so I hope they go on and win it all. I hope they just trounce whoever they're up against. Michigan. They're playing Michigan in the first round. I really hope it's embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:44:59 I hope that the SEC shows that they really shouldn't have done what they did. If Georgia stomps the shit out of FSU, Alabama destroys both their games and goes on and becomes the title holder. It's like, y'all did the math wrong. I think you mean the NCAA. The NCAA did it wrong? He said the SEC shouldn't have done what they did. Did I maybe miss out on that point?
Starting point is 00:45:20 Yeah, I did mean the NCAA because the SEC has no. Well, I mean mean they could have they had they could have got the refs on our side a little bit more that would have been appreciative helpful yeah there was i think there was a holding call on a field goal that cost us those three points that would have meant the game were in when uh overtime um but alabama's probably gonna win it all like it makes they're probably i mean i don't think a non orSEC team hasn't beaten an SEC team in the playoffs in five years. If Alabama wins it all and Florida State is the only undefeated team in football, that feels shitty. I would be pissed if I was an FSU fan.
Starting point is 00:45:59 And then I saw people posting on Twitter. And then I saw people posting on Twitter. They're like, no, because it says in the NCAA fucking roulette choosing office of playoff teams that you can take into account key players being missing. And it's like, yeah, I buy that that's in the document, but it's still like. I agree with it. That's pretty shitty. Yeah, they're not a good enough to. They're not as good as Georgia or Alabama, but they what else are you going to do if you win all the games? You take it away from them.
Starting point is 00:46:27 I'm sorry. They're not stacked the way Georgia is. I'm just being fair. If you did that to... You take their quarterback away, and he's not just a utility quarterback is what I was looking for. He's not just that guy who sits there and completes some 63% or something like that in one INT a game. He's not that guy.
Starting point is 00:46:50 He's like a Heisman contender, right? He was supposed to be the B's knee. Very, very good. Yeah. And then he blows his knee out. I get that they win their, you know. I think they're on the third string quarterback now. Am I right about that?
Starting point is 00:47:03 Yeah. Yeah. What I took away from all this is the real tragedy is that only four teams make the playoffs. When four teams make the playoffs, very deserving teams miss it. I bet we should do over and under on how many sacks Georgia puts on third string Andy who hasn't taken enough snaps and isn't so swift to flip back.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Oh, Baker's dozen. It's going to be brutal. Then what do you do when they hurt him because there's the scariest fucking guys in the world are coming after them maybe so but FSU is there a fourth string guy can turn in the SEC into chumps all season long so I wouldn't chickens before their
Starting point is 00:47:41 hatch they beaten they beat LSU Florida and LSU the two that I have off the top of my head. Oh, Florida wasn't very good this year. LSU's good. Missouri beat them. Yeah, we beat them. I would rather... Oh, Florida.
Starting point is 00:47:56 It's we until we lose. Yeah. And I also... Yeah, I was surprised that Alabama, like, they went from eighth to third or whatever from that win. I don't know. If it was... Beating Georgia is a very difficult thing to do.
Starting point is 00:48:10 Were they eighth in the playoff? It was so close. It was so close. I thought they were eighth. Well, it's over now, and it's a shame there's not a way for Georgia to earn their way back into it, which I would be perfectly fine with. If they gave them the fucking 32 seed or something in some tournament i'd be like okay we can do it so you're
Starting point is 00:48:29 saying there's a chance but they're like your season's over it's like really but losing three points to like that team yeah if they go from four teams to eight teams that make the playoffs it's just one extra game which i know is not trivial but i bet if you ask the players in fifth through eighth if they play one more game they'd say yes yeah and if you get down to eight the ninth team who happens to be missouri i think most people don't feel like it's not as big a deal they were about to win like georgia really has a chance at the whole thing florida state maybe has a chance at the whole thing and they certainly have the strongest fairness argument.
Starting point is 00:49:06 But when you get to ninth, the team that just missed it on the bubble, they probably weren't going to win the title. Yeah, and you've got enough content in the 18 playoff to be like, oh, that's all right. They almost made it. And Missouri fans are going to be like, woo, top 10 finish. We're happy enough with that. Did you guys see the video of his Michigan fans? He played Ohio State. Yeah, M're happy enough with that. Like, did you guys see the video of, because Michigan-
Starting point is 00:49:25 You play Ohio State? Yeah, Mizzou plays Ohio State. I think their quarterback entered the trade portal or whatever. Is he going to play that game? I don't know. I saw a list of all the teams that have like players in that portal that aren't going to play. And Mizzou and Ohio State are two of the top ones.
Starting point is 00:49:42 Yeah, but not your quarterback. No, not our quarterback, I don't think. And hopefully not that guy, Luther Burden, who catches all those pigskins for us. Because as long as, God, if our fat kicker's out, we're in trouble because he's bailed us out a number of times. They're like, it's raining and we need a 62-yard field goal. And he just waddles out there, boots it.
Starting point is 00:50:04 You know, I know for a fact I couldn't handle that pressure. Like, every time I see them kicking it, even if I'm watching a game I don't care about the outcome of, and it's a high-pressure moment, I start feeling it myself in my living room. Yeah. I'm like, dude, don't miss this. Your wife won't be able to get a car in three years.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Like, this is life-changing. Don't fuck this up. Like, your kid will have to go to a different school if you miss this your wife won't be able to get a car in three years like like like this is life-changing don't fuck this up like your kid will have to go to a different school if you miss this dude don't don't fuck this up like like your house i have another floor if you make three more in a row now just just just do it right and and then they'll miss and i feel awful for him i couldn't do that job i couldn't go out there time and time again that all or nothing make it or don't bitch make it or don't oh did a little to the left fuck you hit the hit the goal post fuck you they were oh you were scared because that 300 pound wild man was screaming the n-word in your face as he swung like a monkey at you fuck you you should have kicked it off and taken the hit actually that's
Starting point is 00:51:00 a penalty plus we could have moved close and gone for the win that game, you idiot. Why didn't you let him brutalize you? I don't want this job. It's a difficult job. Everyone is mad at you if you don't get it, and everyone is stoked on you if you do. Did you guys see the clip of Michigan? You know how they show the teams in the playoffs having it revealed to them who they're going to play?
Starting point is 00:51:23 Usually, there's a video of Liberty, who's that, like, 13-0, like, lower conference G5 team. And it was like, you'll be playing Oregon, who's a very good team. Oh, shit. And the Liberty team, they're there like, yes, yes, yes, yes. That's so cool.
Starting point is 00:51:42 They're freaking out. They're so excited to play Oregon. Yeah. They don't get to play on TV,regon yeah and then they don't get to play on tv no they don't get to play on tv that often michigan you know number one team so ranked they filmed them all sitting there in the room and they were all expecting fsu to show up to which they would have been like yeah and alabama showed. And in the room, there was like, ooh. Like Michigan, the top team purportedly,
Starting point is 00:52:12 would get beaten by Georgia and I think Alabama too. I can't tell you. Was visibly upset that they had to play Alabama. I saw some huge Michigan fans, Dave Portnoy being one, who I think he's funny. that they had to play Alabama. I saw some huge Michigan fans, Dave Portnoy being one, who I think he's funny. And he was like immediately on Twitter talking about the playoffs. He's like, you can't put Alabama in number four.
Starting point is 00:52:35 You can't. It's not fair. Games have to mean something. Michigan should be taken on FSU. It's a total joke if they put Alabama in. This is ridiculous. All his comments are like, just say you're scared of Alabama.
Starting point is 00:52:51 He's like, you guys are crazy to say we're afraid of Alabama. We beat teams like Alabama all the time. They're like, such as? What are you talking about? Alabama is like Georgia. They've lost three or four games in the last decade. Mostly to Georgia.
Starting point is 00:53:08 And they were mostly to Georgia or in championship situations against Clemson or something like that. It's like they always, they're right down there. So it's going to be rough. That's a rough one for them. I hope Alabama wins. I expect them to. I would bet on them to win.
Starting point is 00:53:24 I want to talk about state. Georgia had so many losses. I wish we had our full core still alive. NC State is 9-3, which is a good year for us. We're ranked 18th. Being ranked is exciting for NC State. Being ranked at the end of the season is even less common. Usually we get a number for just a couple of weeks and then we lose it. Our quarterback is very it. Our quarterback is very good. Our quarterback is obviously leading the team in passing yards, but he's also
Starting point is 00:53:49 leading the team in rushing yards and he's also in the transfer portal. And it's like, fuck! I bet somebody wants him. If Mizzou can beat Ohio State, that'll really, really help future recruitment for Mizzou.
Starting point is 00:54:08 So when does recruitment isn't recruitment over? It is. It ends in like November. It's always happening, though, right? You're always winning hearts and minds. There's always some young kid who's like 16 right now is going to be a four or five star prospect who's like, I don't know if I want to go to Georgia and be a backup or, oh, Mizzou, they beat Ohio State. They're a real SEC team. I could go start there instead of being a backup at Georgia. Teams become dynasties and it starts somewhere and it ends somewhere. Nebraska was amazing in the 90s. They were right there with what families- But if you're an NFL guy, you want a program that's going to prepare you for the pros. If that's what you want, right?
Starting point is 00:54:48 If you think you've got an NFL career ahead of you, you would want a program that's going to prepare you for that. So maybe not Georgia. Actually, yeah, Georgia. They sent so many people. There's 34 players or something in the last three years. So yeah, I guess maybe you would want to pick a dynasty type type situation because there's a reason that they they won all those games you can make both arguments right yeah you can be that guy that goes to kent state racks up huge numbers and
Starting point is 00:55:14 has played every down for four years or you could be that guy that goes to georgia only plays as a senior but you know gets seen you know but he's on the radar. Our guy was on the bench this year's quarterback, was on the bench for two years waiting. These were his first starts this year. He did okay. He was waiting behind that fucking 29-year-old that was quarterbacking the last two years.
Starting point is 00:55:39 That's ridiculous. That guy shortened his career. Is he staying in Georgia until he's 26? Is he good enough. Is he staying in Georgia until he's 26? Is he good enough? Is he playing in the NFL, or is he going to be like a practice squad NFL guy? I think maybe I looked, and he went like 330th,
Starting point is 00:55:58 but I could be wrong. What? Maybe he's not tall enough or something. I know the NFL, they want like Peyton Manning size QB. I really don't remember. I might be talking out of my ass, but I have that memory for some reason. I don't know. Look at his name. Is it Carson Beck? Yeah. That the guy we're talking about. OK, let's see what he did. Yeah, he's like 27 now or some shit like that. He it's it says he's 21 oh it's definitely not that guy then because he won the national championship in 22 and 23 so it is that guy carson bag
Starting point is 00:56:34 is it carson bag oh heck how can he be this must be wrong about him no that's this guy that's the current guy is it yeah no because it says oh but he would have still won the championship that's this guy that's the current guy is it yeah no because it says oh but he would have still won the championship that's in bennett that's who i'm talking about the previous guy he's 26 okay yeah this ties in because he had those two titles i was like it's clearly him forgetting that everyone on the team wins the title of course they did yeah well you said the quarterback that won two titles. I'm like, yeah, that's him. It's the guy. I thought it was Winning. They all did. It's cheating. Right.
Starting point is 00:57:13 What did he go, though? What was he drafted? Stetson. 128. He went in the fourth round to the Rams, and he's been placed on the reserve non-football injury list. That's not good. It's like a healthy scratch.
Starting point is 00:57:32 That means that you're not good enough to play for the team, but you're probably a weekend practice squad or something. Maybe he was right to stay in college. Oh, for sure. Oh, actually, Kyle's right. He could have been hurt not playing football like maybe mountain biking or something either way i brought that up because the sixers have a guy who got hurt probably mountain biking i hope all three of our teams win i'm gonna watch
Starting point is 00:57:59 all those bowl games it's gonna be dude scrolling down and reading the bowl names on ESPN is fucking hilarious. Like they are beyond parrot. The Michelin tire bowl or whatever. That's one of the most like if you recognize the company, you're like, wow, this must be a good one. Because the Myrtle Beach Bowl, the R plus L Carriers New Orleans Bowl. Woody Cratchit is sponsored a bowl. Here's the avocados from Mexico cure bowl. What?
Starting point is 00:58:29 Yeah. That's Miami of Ohio Appalachian state. The Starco brands bowl, the radiance technologies, independence bowl, the famous toastery bowl, scooters, coffee,
Starting point is 00:58:40 Frisco bowl, roof claim.com, Boca Raton bowl. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did Boca Raton and a roofing company pair up to buy a bowl this summer?
Starting point is 00:58:54 Roof claim.com and Boca Raton team. How much does it cost to buy a bowl? I don't know. I don't know. I do wonder part of it. When Woody crap was booming, I used to think about buying shit just as a flex
Starting point is 00:59:07 like sponsoring a UFC fighter or something like that this would have been a dope flex however the people that play Minecraft and the people that watch college football those Venn diagrams are two non-intercepting circles oh yeah no one in your Minecraft server would care
Starting point is 00:59:23 I don't know Duke's mayonnaise bowl that must be more prestigious non-intersecting circles. No one in your Minecraft server would care. No. Duke's Mayonnaise Bowl. That must be more prestigious. That's North Carolina, West Virginia. The Tax Act Bowl. DirecTV, that's a company. Where's NC State playing? The Wasabi Fenway Bowl.
Starting point is 00:59:38 Is that the Pop-Tart Bowl? The Pop-Tart's Bowl. Dude, NC State is ranked 18th. Our opponent is 25th, and we are a heavy underdog. Where's Mizzou on there? There we go. The Goodyear Cotton Bowl. Gonna take down
Starting point is 00:59:54 Ohio State or get embarrassed by Ohio State. I don't see much else. OSU's no joke, but you know what? Missouri's not a joke this year either. Get the thicker kicker. Get the thicker kicker out there. Win by three. That'd be good.
Starting point is 01:00:07 We should probably rep. Yes, we should. We got to do PKN. Yeah. All right. PKN, 485.

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