Painkiller Already - PKN 491

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

PKN 491. How you guys doing? Not bad. Had a fun weekend of playoff football. Oh yeah? Tragic news for the Eagles. No, wonderful news. It was a great weekend of college football. It was so funny to watch. Professional football. Oh, I'm sorry, yeah. It looked like college football if you're watching Philly play though. I didn't watch them play. You're like, oh oh that is the bulldogs i remember them they did struggle um it was a whooping all around for several teams our good friend scum huge cowboys fan really down in the gutter right now just getting everybody's walking past just spitting on the cowboys not anymore apparently i'm and i have been talking back and. This is before the Eagles lost.

I sent them a YouTube short of that na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey-hey goodbye song. It's fun. I thought the Eagles were going to win when I sent that. They did not. I have a backup team, and my Lions are still alive. Your Lions?

You can't even jump on the Chiefs wagon. First playoff win since 1991. But Woody's been there every step of the way they were one game off the Super Bowl no I have been I've been a Lions fan since I was 15 years old do they play the Bills now? no they're NFC the Bills are like progressing right?

the Bills did move forward the Bills are playing the Chiefs they're going to be favored, I think. They are by two points. Look at that fucking graphic. The production quality on this show is next level. Did you make this, Zach? I've never seen this.

What do you call it? Where all the teams are in columns or bullet brackets. It's a bracket. Where all the teams are in columns or bullet brackets. That's what you would call it. So Tampa Bay beat Philly. I don't understand why Tampa Bay was four seed and Philly was five seed. Oh, because they were division winner. Oh, division. Okay.

Okay. One thing for Tampa Bay. So Tampa Bay is the one I know the most about. Okay, that makes sense. One thing for Tampa Bay. So Tampa Bay is the one I know the most about. Tampa Bay is the – our division that the Falcons, Saints, Panthers, Tampa Bay are in is the worst and weakest division in all of – maybe professional sports.

When you look at the strength of schedule this year for the NFL, it's those four teams at the bottom. They all had the weakest strength of schedule because they all play each other. It's those four teams at the bottom. They all had the weakest strength of schedule because they all play each other. It's absurd. But somehow, Tampa Bay squeaked on through and then got a win. You got to know the Eagles.

The Eagles started off 10-1. Now, there were a lot of close games in there. So it was kind of the 10-1. It was a bad 10-1 if there is such a thing. And they finished the season 1-5. Yeah. 1-6, you throw that last one in. Oh, yeah, the playoffs, 1-6, yeah.

I don't know why anybody even pays attention to that. First of all, the regular season. I told you guys it didn't matter when you were like, oh, the Chiefs aren't looking that good. I'm like, they're going to make the playoffs, and then Patrick Mahomes is the best quarterback in the world. It'll be fine. Well, not this year.

He's got real subpar. He's got nobody to throw to. He's got 12th in the league numbers this year i don't actually know dude oh i do um i i'm looking forward to this thing i'm looking forward to seeing these uh these shitty teams get to have their chance in the sun it's it's always fun when you get a story you know when when the if the lions or the Bills won it all. My bracket is, of course, destroyed because I had the Eagles going all the way, not because I had any faith in the Philadelphia Eagles, but just because I had faith and greed and capitalism,

and I believed that the NFL would put the fix in, make sure those Kelsey brothers got in the game together. But I still stand by, Chiefs have to make it. There's no way they keep T. Swift out of the fucking Super Bowl. It's like an extra $50 billion in their pocket or something crazy, I'm sure. They need her there. They're hoping the Chiefs beat up on the Bills.

At a high level? I always feel like people who are just like rife on these conspiracy theories and all the refs being paid for and stuff are fools. That it's not true. Jerry Rice believes it. But sometimes it is true. In the NBA,ba we know it was true this is a little while ago now billy donovan i think was the dirty ref's name and there were more dirty refs but then the the leader of the nba i think his

name was stein or something you know me and names um like told all the other refs knock it off you're about to get caught so they did the. I think that was fucked up. Yeah. So sometimes it is dirty, and I can't reconcile that with my feeling that it's typically not. Yeah, I believe that the NBA regularly

makes sure that games will come down to close decisions because blowouts are just not going to be watched. You're going to change the channel for the next hour and a half? No. They're going to fix the game for the next hour and a half? No. They're going to fix the game. And yeah, I mean, NBA would be the easiest to fix. Just the nature of the sport itself.

Why do you think that? Because it takes like a couple fouls for the coach to be forced to be like, all right, you're out for a while because we might need you in the fourth. They break the rhythm so easily. As little as I as i know about that game trust me um that's the game i know i know more about highlight but it seems like a team can really get on a in a um in a groove in a in a in a pattern and just score run down scores run down score and like damn they they just ran up 11 points on us and and three percent this is no good um it doesn't even that barely adds up the refs who can be how they get 11 points in three possessions this is no good um it doesn't even that barely adds up the refs who can be

how'd they get 11 points in three possessions this is impressive there's some point plays in there maybe there's a safety in there i don't know there's a lot of yes man wants that but what i what i'm saying is like i don't know i feel like they blow the whistle ah you you you move too quickly they were like let them catch up i i feel like they just keep the score close and in the nfl i man it'd be a crazy conspiracy but there's just so much more money to be had by getting kansas in than whatever the bills or somebody like that in their place yeah i mean the bills won't be a big market it's fucking new york but and then you know it's gonna be a story but they make it clear telling us before you got here, he's from upstate New York, that there aren't that many Buffalo fans.

It's Buffalo and barely to Syracuse, but that New England and their huge success sucked up all the upstate New York fans. That makes sense. So this might actually get me not to be a Falcons fan, but to be a Falcons interested person. A Falcon here somewhere. falcons fan but to be a falcons interested person somewhere we're not friends we're just falcons acquaintances yeah yeah i'm not gay i'm i'm falcon curious and i heard that they might uh get that year for it no well this year but next year uh yeah

they might get bill belichick and they've got the eighth pick in the draft and they need a quarterback because they they've got other tools that dude from the outside looking in and i don't know anything about football but i do know that all of bill belichick's success was with tom brady not 80 of it not 90 not 95 100 of it, not 90, not 95, 100% of it. If you put me as a coach of the Edmonton Oilers in 1983, I'm in the Hall of Fame right now because I go, Wayne, what are we doing tonight? And then he goes, Coach, you just let me handle behind the bench also. And I'll go, yeah, okay, I'm going to look stern with my hands behind my back and I'll let you handle the shifts and everything.

Is that almost what happened with Belichick? Is he actually a genuinely fantastic coach? Great coaches are like the 1980 Olympics coach who's like, you're not all losers just because you're all electricians and plumbers and they're professional Russians. You can do it. You're college kids. That's a coach.

Bill Belichick being like how am i going to succeed oh i have the best quarterback in world history i'll do that some of the best receivers then what does tom brady tom brady everyone i remember when that happened when he left new england because it was such a big story everyone was like you're about to see tom brady it was a product of the system that bill Belichick created around him. And then he wins a Super Bowl with fucking Tampa and Bill Belichick. I remember it slightly differently, but about this, it was, ooh, we're about to get this question answered. Why were the Patriots so good?

Was it Tom Brady or Bill Belichick? And I thought it was going to be Belichick, but I didn't have a strong feeling. You had a few with him too, right? He did, yes. And everybody else got old. Look, I think it's a little bit of column A, a little bit of column B, like it usually is in life. No, it's all or nothing. No, no. You know what?

And I don't take it as a good coach. I played for two years in middle school. I'm very familiar. I played every position. Well, you. I'm very familiar. I find it telling. I played every position. You suggested that what makes a good coach is a halftime speech giver. We could hire Tony Robbins to come in and handle that. I need an offensive and defensive coordinator, somebody with a scheme.

I need somebody who's like, oh, that's not what I learned on any given Sunday. It's not just speeches. The reason that the American 1980 coach was good is he made lines that effectively combated the Russians. If you put me behind that bench, we get blown the fuck out because I'm like, oh, you're our three best players. You'll be on the first line. You're the next three best. You'll be on the second line.

That's my dumb ass. He constructed it correctly, made sure everybody knew their role. Belichick, I don't know. I know everybody loves him, but has he had a winning season since Tom Brady left? I don't know the answer to any of those questions. Frankly, I don't care. What I find interesting about Bill Belichick is his personality, right? I don't know any of the interviews.

Okay, you'll love him if you watch some of his interviews because he refuses to give the media an inch of happiness or like he gives yes and no answers he's like obstinate like uh yeah he's like i don't want to fucking be here do you understand that scheme you understand that kind of defense how about i say yes or no for the next hour and a half to you people? He's so dry and rude and costly. You like that? It's funny to mess with him. He never smites. I think there was a meme a while back because he won a close game or something

or did something because he grinned a little because he never shows emotion. He will win a game and his players will be melting down because it's like we just kicked a 53 yarder to win the game in overtime bill goes he nods while he frowns and walks to the locker room i like that wow a win by two i like his shitty ass personality he's uh he's so dry and and they're asking questions like what do you think you know you got this player out there he's coming back from this and that and you know tampa bay they've got this kind of offense and you've got this kind of defense and you think there's going to be a lot of uh a lot of special teams play today that sounds about right well it is a football game like that is the part of it

the the reason i don't love belichick is I watch the New Heights podcast, or more specifically, I watch shorts of the New Heights podcast, and they have some players who played for Coach Belichick, and none of them have really positive things to say about the experience. None of them were really turned into more than they otherwise would have been, it seems. So I'm just not in love with the guy but you can be maybe i'm wrong i need to know when i hear a player in any sport talk shit about a coach i need to like immediately look into that player because there will be times that like uh you know jeff skinner

for the buffalo sabers was like i fucking hate this coach and it was totally justified because he's a goal scorer. And like, I'd go check and it's like, oh, they're playing him 11 minutes a night. He should be playing like 19 a night. No wonder he's pissed. That seems justified. But if I were to go and, you know, oh, this Bill Belichick sucks. He won't even play me.

And I look at the guy's stats and it's like, oh, yeah, he traded you because you were the worst safety on the team. It wasn't because Bill didn't like you. It's because you were slow. So you have to be fair about that. I don't actually think Nebulas is a bad coach. Okay, there's Coach Spoh. He coaches in the Miami Heat, a basketball team.

And there is this truism. You never trade for Heat role players because they look good when they're on the Heat. Spoh gets more out of his players than anyone else in the league, but I guarantee you that guy who's scoring like 13, 17 points a game for the Heat will come to your team and give you four because only Spoh gets that out of him. That's what impresses me.

When top to bottom, they make players better than they otherwise would have been. I like that. That's how that one coach uh slip in my name now who was for the columbus blue jackets the the hockey coach where he has like a three-year shelf life everywhere he goes and he's only hello or something tortorella yes thank you i do assists i don't score i've assist that was a primary assist man that was that was a pass right in the slot slide shot home yeah uh john tortorella he's like a he's like uh do you remember quentin tarantino's character in uh

pulp fiction where he's like the or no the wolf the wolf the fixer he's like he's like the wolf he's harvey kytel and so they'll bring him in when there's just a horrid culture in the locker room almost like alright these guys can't bicker amongst each other if they all dislike John Tortorella together and so he gets in there and he like skates he like makes them do bag

skates if they have a bad game which is like something you do to like 15 year olds which is like bag skate like ladder skate so you start at the red line skate as fast as you do to like 15 year olds, which is like bag, like, uh, like ladder skate. So you start at the red line, skate as fast as you can to the first blue line, then back to the red line, then to the middle line,

then back to the red line, then to the second blue line, then back, then all the way down and back. And usually the person who comes in last or like the bottom half have to, you know, keep going. Or if someone doesn't do it fast enough,

I hate when I see them make the goalies do it. Cause I'm like, come on, give them a fucking break, man. But they bring him in real sk. But they bring them in. They bring them in. And for like one to two years, the team will see more success.

And you'll see players who were failing in other franchises given more opportunities because I guess he's good at being like, hey, I'm going to level with you. Boone Jenner, who's a real player. Boone, you're not as good. You're only playing as much as you do because you're on the Blue Jackets right now. You think you'd play this much if you were 2019 on the Blues on Chicago in 2015? No, of course not.

You think there's a place for you outside of Columbus right now? There's not. You're playing for your job right now. Do you want your career to end? It's like, no. It's like, all right, well, I need more out of you because I will send you to the minors. He'll lay it out like that because he knows no one anticipates anything out of the team I'm coaching right now

other than getting us back on the rails. And then three years from then, when the team improves, they let him go. And he goes and he starts his new journey as the fixer somewhere else. He's great. Why aren't the Flyers any good? It's not good.

But he's like the most bummed. Like, players either love him or hate him. Or they'll be like, he really lit a fire under my ass, and I thank him for that. Or they'll be like, every game we lose, he'd come in the locker room

and call us limp-wristed faggots. I was already down. Yeah, I was already down, and he came in you know guns blazing but oh that reminds me of um like the only coach that i even know of is bobby knight and the famous stories of what he would do throw in chairs right wipe remember when he wiped he he goes into the toilet he wipes his ass he comes back with a toilet paper with shit on it and he says this is what you this is what you this is what y'all look like tonight it's what you're playing like shit play like actual

little human shit that's gerard human shit peters human shit look at it this is you you see that undigested peanut that's you williams that's you tonight you're not even shit you're not even shit. You're not even shit. This looks like corn. It's just the shell of the corn. You're not even corn, bro. That's what you are on the surface. You look like a man, but you're just a kernel of corn in my shit. Hollow on the inside and full of poo. Coach has a lot

of GI issues. He relates a whole game of basketball to doo-doo. It's incredible. It's incredible. After the first game of basketball to doo doo it's incredible after the first game of the season lit a fire under my ass but 70 games in I was tired of seeing his shit okay Stephens this is you

I'm going to use this to draw a picture of what you look like on the wall like a fucking dude there was a um a caucus last night in iowa i think trump victory was the biggest victory any presidential candidate has had since the start of the iowa caucuses how long is that all right so 50s oh shit it's long So I feel like that that's an interesting statistic. What I wanted to find out when I was trying to find out was total number of votes from last caucus, the last Republican caucus specifically in Iowa. Like, I want to know. All right. He got fifty three thousand votes.

So the 2016 caucus votes. Yeah. So so i'm just off the top of my head he let's say he got 53 000 and then ron got 26 000 and hayley got 25 000 and vivek got seven percent whatever that comes to 8 000 or some shit so i'm wondering like back in the last caucus did trump when was the total number of votes substantially more, substantially less because of the weather. It was famously cold. I have it in front of me. Wonderful. As you might remember, Ted Cruz won the Iowa caucus.

The winner of the Iowa caucus usually does not become president. But he got 51,000 votes and Trump got 45,000. Now, last night, I think the winning numbers were like 27,000. Let me look it up. Trump got 50-something and the other two had 25 or so. Okay, maybe I'm looking at second place then in the 20s. That's what I remember from last night. Yeah, the percentages don't matter, though,

to reiterate. It's really, you know, because it was so cold. Oh, you're right. So Trump got 56,000 votes last night, and in 2016, it was 51 and 45. Did I answer the question right? Yes, you did.

If anything, it's surprisingly more um like like because there were more votes in 2016 because rubio got 43 if you look at the top three 51 45 43 this time let's call it 100 50 27 27 yeah so it's like yeah like a third less votes so definitely down okay but um it won by a landslide but who cares of course he did that's what the polling said was going to happen he slightly exceeded what they that's so funny the polls were dead on almost like they had haley edging out ron but um you know it was it was a toss-up they had they had vivek down at seven. He got seven or eight.

They had Trump at like 50, 51. And they're like, no one's ever gotten a plurality or whatever or whatever it is. Yeah. Fifty three majority polling was dead fucking. No, I saw him expecting fifty five, fifty six. And he got fifty one. And he said, or because he'll say this was some like hundred percent. I want to say, did you your vote it wasn't right wing

news it was like it might have been abc or something or cnn and they're like oh you're supposed to get 55 you only got 51 and they're painting it like weakness i'm like get the fuck out of here that that what happened last night was the absolute best case scenario for trump according to me he's actually won 99 out of 100 counties. That seems insane. Yes, there's only one county that went the other way. It was to the chick, Nikki Haley.

She sucks. I hate her. Yeah, she won a county where there's like a college in that town, so there's all these well-educated, higher money people, and she won that. But anyway, I was saying, Trump got first, DeSantis and Nikki got a distant second and almost tied.

So neither one of them distinguished themselves as the other person in a two man race. Now, New Hampshire is coming up. What's likely to happen is Trump wins that and Nikki Haley gets a close second based on polling. And so now Trump wins wins both second place is a revolving you know musical chairs you know call it what you want and i'm like oh i see so what's going to happen is they're going to head into south carolina nikki is going to lose even though she's the south carolina governor her ex-governor it'll be um she's polling to lose that trump is going to have beaten desantis and nikki sandantis and Nikki Haley both times,

and then he'll beat Nikki Haley, the most recent competitor to him, in her own home state. And it looks over by the time he wins. I hope so. I hope they knock Nikki Haley out. The one thing that exists is this Black Swan event. Does his legal troubles or death

change the way this goes? Well, the death certainly would although i'd say you can weekend at bernie dead trump beats vivek i'd say that i wouldn't bet against it i wouldn't bet against it i wonder what happens like what if biden and the remaining people can trump jr just like grab the uh baton, I'll say, and be the guy? See, that's one of Trump's biggest failures, if you ask me. It's not having his second in command, the one to follow him right there next to him, like grooming him and be like, oh, don't you know how wonderful Eric is?

You guys think he's silly and has weird teeth. Like, come here, let me show you all his hobbies. Show him your hunting collection. Did a kill a mama elephant recently show those show the nipples show him the nipples you're right that is the emphasis of who he is though right like trump sharing limelight and attention and grooming someone is the opposite of who trump is yeah if anything maybe his daughter but that's a different kind of grooming, you know? Well, he did have a whole show where he pretended to try and develop people into good businessmen, right? Yeah, but that's a pretend thing. But yeah, he's had the world.

Obviously, he's not invested in the fucking paper cup company that some retard comes up with in 2003. Oh, that's Shark Tank. He didn't do Shark Tank. No, no. He should have. i bet he would i'm so surprised he never just stole mark cuban's fucking shark tank idea and did his own like more conservative like is that cuban's idea i know he's on the show oh i don't know whose idea is but i just assign it to cuban because he and trump are such enemies like that would be his motivation to get it wouldn't be to go after that ball guy or that sassy lady. It'd be like, Cuban's making too much money with this fucking TV show.

I don't like it. Do our own TV show. That's pretty gay for billionaires to have that kind of rivalry. It's just kind of embarrassing. I'm on the other team. I'm like, dude, I want to see a fist fight between Cuban and Trump, and then on the same card can be Zuckerberg and Elon. Let's do it.

Let's do tag teams. That would be fun. I'm listening. The oldest. The oldest. First youngest. See, I'm just kidding. Things go horribly wrong and Zuckerberg's up against Cuban.

I can at least. Okay. With like a Trump and Cuban billionaire thing, at least they're on the same tier of billionaire. So it's like, oh, they're both like insecure around Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk. But what I don't, what seems embarrassing to me is like when Elon Musk and Mark Cuban have a few, or really I should say when Mark Cuban feuds with Elon Musk, because it's like, Mark, you're picking a fight about business with a guy who blows your ass apart in business. The one thing you're excellent at, you're picking a fight with someone who you realize Elon or Bezos,

really Elon's the one he doesn't seem to like, he could buy and sell everything you have and not notice. It would have no impact on Elon Musk at all. on elon musk at all i don't know trump's net worth and i'm afraid any guess makes you know it's just called the i would say it's 1.5 billion i thought it was like 3 billion but he claimed like six something claims over 10 um but some people say it's not actually a billionaire i the range is

so big i can't tell but um But Cubans Google says it's 6 billion And yeah Elon Musk Really could lose 6 billion and it would have No impact He did I'm going to buy Twitter for 44 billion Seems like reasonable

He's down about 30 billion on that And I think he can still have anything he wants He still can Twitter is up in a big way with traffic Year over year up 30 billion on that and i think he can still have anything he wants he's still okay i wish i wish he would twitter is like up in a big way with traffic like year over year it's up like 25 serving the ads though right you know like youtube has plenty of traffic they're still not profitable oh i want to talk about that i'm talking about fucking youtube's horse shit youtube oh shit you texted me and i shut that down immediately and i really do think it pulled my computer down a bit.

It was Adblocker, right? Yeah, yeah. That's insane. Any of you who are using Chrome and Adblock have probably seen that YouTube is grinding to a fucking halt lately. And for me, it was, for me, my computer is powerful enough that it only happens when I play Tarkov. So if I got Tarkov over here and I try to watch a YouTube video over there, my PC can't do that with the best CPU that's out right now. And the second best GPU in the world, my PC can not play a YouTube video and play Tarkov at the same time. It locks. I

swear to God, because YouTube is doing something. I don't understand the technical thing, but they're overloading your CPU and, and my fans are all screaming. And I'm sitting here like, I got some Vietnamese malware again. Somebody's Bitcoin farming over here on my system or some shit. And I can't get Bitcoins in Tarkov. I'm upset. And I start, I find that article on Reddit and I immediately go over here, allow ads on YouTube. I click that real quick on my ad block. Everything just turns loose. Slides, slippy, slidey videos playing eight at a time. Now it doesn't matter. You just turned it off for you. I disabled ad block on YouTube. It says allow on this site.

I did that. And keep in mind, I have premium. So like I don't get ads anyway. That's what I was going to add. But the interaction still does it to you because it doesn't check to see if you have premium. And then, oh, don't slow him down. It's like using ad block. Fuck you. Your system slowed down. And they must be doing it to hundreds of millions of people.

I have premium. I clicked allow ads and YouTube started working better for me. I thought my bandwidth was bad. I was like, oh, you know, sometimes my access points need to get rebooted or something. How is that legal? That's so fucking ridiculous. I got a little bubble that popped up. Getting interruptions?

Want to know why? Yeah, how is AdBlock legal? That's good. That's true. Maybe it's my content creator side that's like, is YouTube wrong here? You're stealing YouTube. Yeah, they're wrong for back-throwing away to exacerbate your computer workload. I'm mad because of my specific case scenario.

I was the good boy. I was paying for your premium shit because, and look, I truly do believe this. I think that if you like online content if you like those zur gris montages from back in the day and you wanted to see more of that content it's like hey this guy is like a little artisan over here cooking this shit up in his free time he's a cop in real life he's like he can't be here i think no scoping criminals something like that but but if you've got right fucking 360 you gotta aim did he collateral two rapists they were they were eiffel towering a poor girl in the park and he just 360. You gotta aim. Did he collateral two rapists?

They were Eiffel Towering a poor girl in the park and he just smashed them both through the head. That's fucking hilarious. Get up and down with the business. Zoom in on the collateral kill feed. We were racing.

Oh shit, my chair broke. Yeah, that's my fucking ah faulty craftsmanship it's youtube those fuckers they've got malware in my chair now taylor that happens to wings as well well that's true but it didn't break that way it's this like right side like armrest i'll randomly be doing something and it just drops. Oh, it slides down. Yeah, and the little hydraulic. I need to get some duct tape and make it look just terrible.

No, that'll look good, yeah. I do believe in supporting content creators like Twitch. I see YouTubers and stuff that I like. I always chip in and become part of their little program or whatever. Especially those Tarkov YouTubers who spend way too much time testing recoil patterns on guns. It's like, hey, guys, I've been spending seven hours a day for the last three weeks testing these recoil patterns. $3 from you would save my life right now. It's like, I spent five hours here watching your videos.

Like, $3 seems fair. So I don't know. I believe in that. But YouTube slowing my system down when I'm paying them whatever i don't know what youtube premium costs 20 bucks a month or some shit less than that yeah because i have i think we all have youtube premium i just like they should have had something like up front where like you go to youtube and you have adblock installed and it gives you one of those like like currently unavailable disable your ad block and then

you could do that and just say paying customers only like an italian guy like like stay like i'll play a video play a video of five dollars five a month yeah sprannos cast the surviving cast to come on and put on the accent and threaten you a little you watch sprannos uh podcast with christopher and uh and bobby baccalaureate no no they've got like hundreds and hundreds of episodes so do they talk about like real stuff or is it all like remember that time that remember that time yeah all those times that uh we'd be trying to shoot and he had horrible diarrhea because of his diet that's we were all pretending to eat the hoagies he was a method actor they had to have fucking six pounds of sal each every single time he comes on the set yeah that's um they uh they have a lot of the former um get uh guest stars with steve

buscemi on recently uh which was fantastic because buscemi wrote the pine barons episode and obviously he played tony b for an entire season so he's got lots of stories about writing interacting with David Chase and the whole cast of crew but it's interesting because they have a real Opie and Anthony scenario going on over there Taylor Christopher Michael Imperioli I believe is Christopher's actor wonderful podcaster a pleasure to listen to the other guy is always just like remember when remember that one time and he just he's bobby bacala that guy's insufferable whenever they try to like ask a guest about like interesting things bobby will just ruin it um so i can't really listen to their show for more than 20 30 minutes i gotta really

have a guest on that sucks because he was so likable as a character in the show everybody says that everybody's like bobby's the good man bobby's the one good guy why okay what makes bobby the good guy because he had kids he cared about no he still murdered people in cold blood i just like one oh that's right he had never murdered anyone it was near the end of the whole thing second to last episode and he didn't have a Kumar made in America third to last episode

he loved his wife even though she was worthless and fat she I didn't say use his first wife because she was wonderful and he loved her so much he was taking the cake to her grave yeah see he was a good guy but anyway he loved his wife he seemed to like his kids he was soft he wanted good things even though he was willing to look away from bad things yeah it's fair he's the best guy i suppose of them all um which is just saying so little because they're all such pieces of shit

i mean i love tony but man tony's uh uh he's got so many flaws he's a bad dude the most unrealistic thing about the entire series is that he i don't think he's more than one therapy session like that there's no way or i guess they had to have her be a female therapist because he had to like want to fuck her because there's no way he would have went in and like let the like that jewish therapist that is melfi's therapist like yeah therapist and tried that couldn't have had that guy he would have been like go fuck yourself i thought they did a really good job of of selling that that the big tough ignorant guy would go to psychiatry even though it might mean his life because he's falling apart. He's collapsing. He's raging at people. He's tearing phones out of walls.

It's affecting his money and his business and his respect for his family. Everything he cares about is being threatened by this sickness in his head. He's done all the science stuff and he's wound up back over here with, oh, an older Italian woman. This is something I'm used to. Okay. It would have been a terrible show if he immediately recognized the reason for his anxiety and intense panic attacks was because on a deep level, he knew he was behaving in a way that's wrong. You can't have that happen episode one or episode

two he actually starts working at a trash company i saw a picture of um lorraine bracco i think is her name um she's the one who plays um dr melphy unrecognizable from the plastic surgery like different person unrecognizable like like goofy like feline features more like melania yeah yeah yeah there's there's melania like feline features i don't read it like me did you see starlight she got yeah i saw that on twitter is was that photoshop she looks terrible so hold on i looked into it i was like she does look terrible and she also doesn't look like the same person. And I often defend the plastic surgery by saying, Hey, we're looking at this person who's 65 years old, who doesn't look good. We can't compare to what she looked like at 25. We need to compare to the hypothetical 65 year old version of her. We won't see. Well, she's 28,

29. She's not over 29. She's in her late twenties and she does not look nearly as good. She should look amazing. So I looked for more pictures and I found a video of her talking that was only three months old. So I assume that's her current look. That was a bad picture. But it just maybe kind of exaggerated the worst version of her, but it wasn't inaccurate. Her nose looks terrible. It has that buccal fat removed, which is like ugly as shit. inaccurate her nose looks terrible like it has like that yeah she had that like which is like ugly as shit why do you think anyone would be attracted to that and then her

nose was shaved down so much at least in that photo that it was like almost looked sharp like michael jackson's nose where the doctors clearly took off too much and they had to wait too much finagle it yeah that that's a damn shame because she was hot and now she she looks 10 years older than she is if she's in her late 20s and that picture is at all accurate like she i i would have guessed oh that's a 38 year old woman i think uh i like the i'm more attracted to queen mave than i am to starlight starlight seems fucking annoying and high maintenance queen mave yeah oh that's a damn shame i don't like that angular that taylor said that what i don't i can't pronounce the word the bucular i think it's buccal fat bugle fat it can look good if you're too chubby

in the face starlight stoplight right but man this is not an upgrade she didn't need help with her cheek she had an amazing jaw in the beginning and now she's hot as fuck on the left gorgeous on the left I would disagree that adding four years wouldn't make her hotter but she should still be really hot she looks like a tranny prostitute

on Backpage now if you're telling me that woman on the right there is in her late 20s that's a huge mistake yeah and you know what someone was in the If you're telling me that woman on the right there is in her late 20s, that's a huge mistake. Yeah. And you know what? Someone was in the Reddit comments being like, I wonder if she knows. And they're like, yeah, she knows. Her Instagram comments are all personally approved. And she must get, oh my God, you look so much worse now, 600 times a day.

I wouldn't be surprised if it drove her to get fillers and try to undo. What would you do if you were her? Would you roll the dice and try to fix it or just stop while you're behind? You made a mistake when she was listening. She clearly was listening to other women and gay guys to make the decision to do this. A straight man would never tell a woman who looks like that yeah you need to get your nose shaved down you need to oh that fat that like that like youthful face you have going we're gonna age that up baby we're gonna age that up we're gonna

make you look gaunt i don't know if she had her boobs done but she's i don't mind a very small chested woman i i'm totally cool with that. I've never seen them too small. But a lot of people would disagree with me. Most, perhaps. And if she got bigger boobs, I'd be like, I see where you're coming from. That's what society digs. That's a win for everyone. Yeah.

They would look anyway. As long as they were done well. That's a terrible look. That's real gross. I don't think they're ever done well. They just look good under a dress. Titties? Oh, no. Sometimes they look great. Sometimes, well, when they look great, you just don't know.

But most of the time, you know. They don't feel great, right? It depends on how much titty there was before the implant. So if we go from a B cup to a C cup, that's a good move. There's enough fat on top of that implant and muscle too if it's under the muscle that, man, we've got, this feels real and it's bigger. But if we go from like an A

to a D, you've just got tight skin stretched over silicone. And it's like, it feels like a waterbed that doesn't move. It's like... Yeah, there's no natural hang. It's just bolted. Bolted. Yeah, that's a good subreddit. hang it's just bolted bolted that's yeah that's a good subreddit uh bolted on tits bolted on tits uh there's also bolted on booty or

you guys know a reddit for every single little thing in every category you'll be like oh i'm at uh i've been at r slash police shootings in south jacksonville recently and it's a great reddit you know just me and eight other guys we all share videos with each other yeah that that's a huge mistake from her hopefully they recast her with a woman who looks exactly like you're a little too old for this role i saw someone do that to margot margot robbie's 33 they're like it's time for her to pull back and retire. She's expired. That's 10 years past Leonardo DiCaprio's absolute peak.

You know what? It's not that I think Margot Robbie looks bad. I watched Barbie. So I saw her fairly recently. That's a year old, maybe. She looks good. But she's a little past this it girl. Can we all agree that she's just attractive Hollywood now and not the one?

I'm more into that Martinie Marvel character, that Native American who's deaf and has one leg. No, you're making that up. I don't know. I'm not touching it. making that up i don't know i'm not touching it i i would not put it past marvel to have like a person of color retard cripple be like wow a new action hero they call him he's also like he's he's totally non-verbal and his only power is telepathy his name sir hops a lot. And it's a girl who identifies as a boy with one leg.

And he hates colonizers. I think it shows its new show. I think it's called Echo. And I'm pretty sure it's a one legged Native American chick who's deaf. Well, that's a different character. That's a white man who clearly lost his legs for his country. Who is that? I have no idea who that is.

Echo, on the other hand, is this Native American girl who's got one leg and she's deaf and she's a superhero. I don't know if her name's Echo. The show's called Echo. Do you know her power? I don't know. Oh, fucking... Oh, she actually...

They got an actress with one leg, of course. No, she's a method actress. She had that cut off. Damn. What a fucking stupid superhero i can't tell for sure yeah i'm so glad this shit is dying josh you're stop even people who are interested in superhero shit are i'm using you guys as my weather vane here like hope seems like people are not enjoying it anymore which is fantastic oh it's bombing so bad that the the culture war is on they clearly look the go woke go broke thing or whatever is a funny little meme or whatever but that's you can see every step of the way the difference that marvel has has made the difference in the movies like that and and this is a real character and that's what they'll always fall back to this is a comic character no and that's what they'll always fall back to. This is a comic character.

No one's ever heard of a character. Who cares? Comics are gay. The thing about Marvel comic, I don't know how many there are. I would guess there's more than 3,000 characters. My guess would be 3,500 total Marvel characters if I had to guess. Each more redoubted than the last. So you clearly went through that list and found one who's like an amputee minority. Zach says she was supposed to have two legs. They just

added that. Oh, well there you go. Well, I don't care. That doesn't help their case. The whole thing. Like who's wanting to watch this? Are there deaf Native American girls out there with one leg who need representation? I'm still not completely over the superhero thing. I think it's a little fun. I have a good

time with it. What's the best last one you saw? Reacher. That's not a superhero show. It totally fucking is a superhero show. You can't convince me that Reacher is not any good. It's bad. It is bad, but this guy has ESP, and he's the world's greatest detective.

He's more of a superhero than Batman. He can like fucking set off car airbags with one kick. He can never lose a fight even if it's fucking 6v1 and the other people have weapons. He is a superhero. Oh, I mean but he doesn't have powers.

That's my defined thing. Yeah, Captain America is fucking he sucks. He's the worst. You know my opinion on Captain America. If you're like Reacher and you're not admitting you're watching a superhero show, then you're in denial. I liked the first season of Reacher. But I'm talking Marvel specifically.

Jack said Batman for those out there. The last Batman movie was quite good, I thought. I might think it's the best Batman movie ever. I watched a terrible... I might think it's the best Batman movie ever. I watched a terrible superhero movie. It's the second best Batman movie ever. It was called Eyeboy.

Did you guys see this on Netflix at all? No. I think I've scrolled past it. Does it have Arya in it? I think it does. Yeah, I've scrolled past that. So here's the plot. Early in the show, it takes place in the UK, and Arya is getting gang raped,

so Eyeboy goes to do something about it. Well, it doesn't go well. They shoot him and they rape her. But he gets a little piece of his iPhone lodged into his head, and now he can control all the local electronics, access all the cctvs and he goes and gets revenge on like everyone who was involved in the rape and then at the end of the movie it's like him saving the world and then it pans out to him like twitching in a hospital bed in a coma

and they're like he'll never come out of it we don't even know what he's dreaming if he's even capable it's like he's just like sending texts to people with his mind and shit like that it's a really lame superpower that's so stupid i'd rather not have it the trailer sucked me in so hard i was like i know this movie sucks but i need to see it i can't remember you're falling out of the superhero thing though woody i can tell because you both of you there was a time years ago now where every time there was a new... They used to be good. Infinity War, you guys were like, oh, it was so good.

Infinity War is an incredible movie. I watched Endgame yesterday. Only the big scene where, you know, it's like 20 minutes long. When the fucking gravel starts floating around the hammer. Oh. Dude, I love that. It's fantastic. You're bad for not watching it and caring. It's a wonderful thing.

I've seen the one where they have, I haven't seen Endgame, I've seen Infinity Wars. That scene is as good as when, like, Theoden hits the fucking sword on the spears. It's as good as when Gandalf shows back up in the forest and like, what about very old friends? No, it's not. It's as good as any one moment in the forest and like, what about very old friends?

No, it's not. It's as good as any one moment in the entire trilogy. At that moment, that's 20 fucking movies building up that were not bad movies. The first 20 fucking Marvel movies are good films. Like fucking Ant-Man, he can fly in and all that fan service. Come on. No.

I watched Infinity War. That's later on. We're talking specifically about when Captain America picks up Thor's fucking hammer. That scene is the best scene. It gave me chills. I watched it. It happens a lot. Someone filmed it on the movie theater,

and you can hear the audience react to it, and they're just like, oh, they cheer. I have chills right now thinking about their fan reaction to the scene of captain america finally getting the thor's hammer and like kyle said like seven movies earlier they were like all trying to pick up thor's hammer and captain america like it wiggled a little bit and you weren't even sure if you saw it and thor does one of these like like he pays extra close attention because for everyone else it was like it was welded to A little bit. And you weren't even sure if you saw it. And Thor does one of these. Like he pays extra close attention. Because for everyone else

it was like it was welded to the floor. And it turns out Captain America was pure of heart enough to have handled the hammer all this time. Oh, it's pure of heart. I thought it was... I thought you had to be a Norse god. No, you have to be worthy of Mjolnir or whatever.

Who's the most best as far as morals of the superheroes in that game? Captain America. I guess that makes sense. Captain America is the Boy Scout. He's the good guy. There's been a couple of Captain

America moments that are tearjerkers. In the very first one, when he's in that alley all little and he's just like willing to stand up for himself or maybe he was defending somebody even weaker than him. I don't know. I like that. That's what they've lost.

Those wonderful actors and those great characters. You're not going to turn this one... You're losers. You had to suck each other off in the bathroom huh we went to go hang out with friends it was like this is we were in the theater i'm like this is rob this is fucking gay and he's like yeah we laughed when he went into the machine with that shitty little body and then he came out all big and everyone's like wow and immediately my thought is like don't use this technology on a bitch imagine the titan you could

have if you picked some giant soldier and you use the serum on him yeah some big bully you can't control becomes a villain nah just fine there's lots of good-hearted people who are big they found the greatest hearted person that that that they could they had a program to find this guy they were like we're look we can get muscles on anybody but we can only find great hearts and very few people that was what made captain america so extraordinary and there is a what if where they took a girl and gave her the serum instead yeah and i'm sorry you might not know there's a disney series called what if and's like, what if zombies were in the Avengers multiverse? And, you know, Captain fucking Iron Man becomes a zombie.

And Captain America has to fight him. And this guy and that guy. Half the guys become zombies. And half the guys become superheroes and super zombies. And see what happens. One of the what ifs is, what if while they were trying to give the serum to Steve Rogers and ended up going to his girlfriend instead? And you get to see. I feel like the zombie thing, like there's no way even 28 days later, zombies would have a chance of biting Iron Man Hulk.

Actually, Hulk never has pants on. You have to understand in this scenario, maybe Hulk is a zombie. So is Iron Man that safe? scenario, maybe Hulk is a zombie. So is Iron Man that safe? Oh, he starts as a zombie. Well, he gets bit along. I don't know how he becomes a zombie exactly. I do see what you're saying and it's hard to get the superhero to turn. I'm like, that would just be a free-for-all

for them. That'd be like a Pro Bowl. But make it someone who's competitive with Hulk. I don't know, Thor. And Thor gets a bite on Hulk. And now Thor and Hulk are zombies and you know, slowly, but they turn them over and now you got a problem.

Yeah. That could get out of control quickly. Yeah. But I, um, I I've loved watching Marvel continue to fail. Uh, I think you're going to see many of their TV shows not get a second and

third season. She hooks one of them already. Thank God. And they, they interviewed that lady at like, what do you think about season two oh i think we blew our budget in season one and they realized it's just too expensive yeah disney couldn't couldn't come to the table with that extra money that's what it was there they couldn't

afford you that's what happened here no you made one of the most embarrassing tv shows of all time like like if you're gonna do lady hulk if you're gonna come in and just totally take his thing but put slap a vagina on it then the first season is not the one where you twerk with a notorious whore rapper right you're a thousand percent right i i i didn't even see she hulk and i'm upset about about it. And I'm the fucking liberal pansy over here. I hate it so much. I got Go Woke, Go Broke. Barbie sort of broke that rule.

But I hated the woke shit in Barbie. That movie hated men so fucking much. I couldn't stomach it. Even my wife was like, why are they so anti-man in this movie? It's because it's a movie made for millennial women who are single in their 30s. That's why they have a 33-year-old woman playing it. Well, that kind of checks out. You know who wasn't freaking out about the Barbie movie?

12-year-old girls. It was all 35-year-old women who were like, yes. Here's what happens in the movie at a high level. Barbie completely runs the world. All the different kinds of Barbies. Every Barbie toy ever made runs the world. They're the, they own it.

They're every president, every Supreme court justice, everything, every person of power. And then Ken's just thrive for the attention of Barbies who don't really like Ken. They fuck them. They walk all over them.

Ken's don't even sleep in sores. Barb, every house is a barbie house and ken's like can i like sleep inside they're like no fuck off okay there's a little twist now kens do what the barbies did and they paint kens like they're monsters like they're terrible they're like they get monster trucks and they watch tv in the barbie house and they're like look at these awful boys they They're the fucking boy equivalent to the girls. And you're acting like the girls are good and the boys are bad. And at the end, the girls regain their power. I mean, it's modern cinema and it's all woke. Like if there is an underlying narrative or belief, it's like men are bad or white people are bad and they're ham handed as shit with it. And it's like,

I, I am very put off by that. If I put on some movie and it's like ripping on white people out of nowhere for no fucking reason, it's like, fuck you. I'm not watching this. No, I'm not.

Who didn't do that? I watched woke. No, nope. Did you guys see? Nope. Love. No,

I have. I don't know what that is. Is that a scary movie? Right? Nope. It's an excellent Jordan. Sci-fi horror movie. It's't know what that is. Is that a scary movie? Nope, it's an excellent Jordan Peele movie. Sci-fi horror movie? It's by Jordan Peele? Sci-fi horror.

And most of the characters in it are black. It's a Jordan Peele movie. And they are they train horses for Hollywood. And then there's a spaceship type thing that starts eating the horses and you watch

it play out as they get to the bottom of spoilers wait spaceship type thing is a spoiler that's a huge spoiler I'm not gonna watch it you can tell me oh I disagree I don't think I did spoil anything I feel like that it's like a huge mystery the the whole the whole twist is is like it's the most unique thing that i've ever seen in cinema for what i didn't give that away a twist did it scare you though you said the spaceship thing is eating people it's fine i don't care did i say i'm not gonna watch he said it was he said it was eating horses not not people but did let me ask, were you actually scared?

No. Or was it like, ooh, I don't know. But I was engaged. I'll just... At the end, they interact with the big spaceship, and it had my attention 110%. I wanted to see how it worked out. Okay, so almost like more of a thriller. If you watch 10 minutes of it,

you'll watch the whole thing, Taylor. The beginning of it has a... Yeah, you watch 10 minutes of it you'll watch the whole thing taylor you you the beginning of it has a show you said that about terminator i did not um the beginning of chimpanzee storyline was shoehorned in i didn't get its importance maybe oh okay so what that is let me go ahead and explain what so the little boy obviously grows up to be the man at the ranch. So the little boy has this, here's what happens, Taylor. There's a TV show that features a chimpanzee, like the Wilsons and Timmy the chimpanzee. And it's like they have this sitcom where there's a chimp and a family and that's the deal. Well, the chimpanzee goes crazy and tears them all apart in front of

none of those video audience chimp on character rips them apart and the little boy is watching it go down and he's frozen in terror and he's underneath a table that has like sort of a sort of a doily like edge that's semi-transparent and the chimpanzee looks in there at him and the boy looks back and the chimpanzee walks away and spares him because they can't make eye contact. Everybody else has made eye contact with the thing and enraged it. It can't see the boy's eyes properly through the doily thing. The boy sees this as well as there's this weird coincidence where the lady shoe, as she's being ripped apart, stands on edge. shoe as she's being ripped apart stands on edge and the boy sees all this is a sign that he has this control over animals that he has this this path through the universe where he has some hand

on the tilt and some control over it so fast forward to when he's an adult and he's still he's used that little bit of um stardom to have himself a like a celebrity ranch where people come and see him and see his horses and shit. He thinks that he can control this giant monster thing in the same way. And he's trying to, he's trying to bribe it and feed it and tame it. And no, he doesn't have any power. So he quickly loses control of it and it eats everyone.

And the way it eats you is horrific. You're like slowly digested inside this thing um the premise and the creature itself are fascinating really cool they um the way the creature like it it looks like a ufo like a like a like a flying saucer but it's more like but it's biological it's by a lot it like an underwater... That's the twist that Kyle said I spoiled. It's a creature. It's like a jellyfish type situation almost. It's like pulling you in and it

hides in the clouds. Just one of them. They start noticing that cloud's not moving. They're sitting there having this conversation, sitting on a horse, and they're like, what's wrong with you anyways? Nothing except that cloud hadn't moved in two hours.

And they look up, and there's one cloud that's just not fucking moving. And so they're getting cameras, and it's a black brother and black sister. But to get to Woody's point, there's tons of anti-white racism every step of the way. When they get their white helper man to come over, he's the butt of all the jokes.

Yeah. See, I would imagine that. They had to go get white people to help them fix the thing, by the way. They get two professional whites that come and solve the problem. Yeah, I didn't catch the anti-white racism, but maybe I'm just not tuned into it. Even that actor said that he doesn't work with white people who are less talented than him. And Jordan Peele just straight up won't hire white people.

He doesn't. You know, the director of the movie won't. Two white people. In the background. His stars are always black people. So I agree with that. White people are his villains and his background characters. Yeah.

All right. I'm never going to support this guy's work. Easy. Easy peasy. I'll continue All right. I'm never going to support this guy's work. Easy. Easy peasy. I'll continue on the way I'm going. Not that hates on white people for no reason. To me, so one of the white people was like the most competent and the other was, I don't know. He installed all the camera equipment

because black people weren't smart enough. And then the other guy can't. So the thing like has this electromagnetic field. So your fucking cell phone can't record it properly. Like nothing works. Like your phone stops working entirely. So they, they get like old school filmmaker,

man, with a, one of those hand cranked IMAX camera. And he's fearless. He's up there filming the fucking scary monster thing. And he's like, eat me if you want, bitch, I'm getting this on camera. It's good. Um, I thought it was a great movie. he's up there filming the fucking scary monster thing and he's like eat me if you want bitch i'm

getting this on camera it's good um i thought it was a great movie i think jordan pill's very talented um but but all those guys are you know there's a whole atmosphere of anti-white anti-male racism that just just has permeated all of media and most of like young culture gen z if you're a gen z white man you must be so you must be so ready to blow your brains out or cut your cock off you can't decide which usually so many gravitate towards like the andrew tate's of the world because it's like someone on their side yeah i mean you're definitely right about that i don't see myself casting a white dude as the lead in my movie not that i don't like white dudes but i've seen that movie but i've seen that movie okay so you're

typecasting all white people it's not whatever it's just it's it's a it's an annoyance where it's like oh you don't you clearly don't like me for being white so i'm not gonna watch a movie fuck you i'm just like can it all be meritocracy why don't we just do meritocracy you know what this is a character who's best played as a black guy this is a character who's best played as a black guy. This is mostly like, you know, a mix of blacks and whites. And it's like, that's what's annoying about it is it only goes in one direction. It's just replacing white characters, even white historical figures with black characters. And it's like, what was the reason for this? Just some casting director and some ridiculous progressive, you know, higher ups of these studios being like, yeah, we don't like white people.

We're going to we're going to make Napoleon or King Henry or whoever make him a African guy. I agree. I just want to add to me, it's a result of the pendulum swinging too far in that direction. Right back when Johnny Depp played an Indian, that was wrong, too. They should have got a. Yeah, that was awful. They could have got an Indian guy or even a Mexican guy. You know, someone who looked like Tonto. But instead they got Johnny Depp and that sucked. Nowadays, they'd flip it around and make the Lone Ranger a black guy

and that would be stupid too. Yeah, they did. Oh, what was the one where they just did that? I know the new True Detectives is two ladies and one of them is black, but look at this new Delta policy that I linked in here where the employees are instructed to always capitalize black and brown, but lowercase white. Dude, the amount of just like permeating hatred of white people in every institution in 2024 America is fucking ridiculous. Like deliberate HR decisions like, oh, we got to let people go. Make sure they're white decisions like oh we got to let people go make sure they're white oh we got to hire people make sure they're not white like it's absurd especially young people are getting screwed by that capitalized black black and brown and delta communications

unlike black or brown white should be lower like that's just genuine racism institutionalized what else would you call that and like And it's not Delta that does that. It's Washington Post, CNN, Fox, ABC, NBC, CBS. All of them do that shit too. And it's just little needling. You only see race come into a headline if it is a white attacker. You'll never see three black teens attack mother outside grocery store. You'll only see two white teens in trouble for throwing rock off

interstate in horrific accidents. We'll only know the race if some white people did some bad things. You will never know the race if it was black or brown. If a black guy murders someone, it'll be like suburban man involved in altercation on page 10.

I'll say what it was. If there's a 13-year-old that it was right if it's if there's like a 13 year old that's raped if it's like a female that was the adult you know it's like inappropriate relationship if it's the guy that's an adult it's rape yeah or you've seen like like like a story in new york or something like five black teenagers like kill some you know white guy and they'll say like rowdy teens involved in killing and like the picture is like a stock photo from shutterstock of like white kids fighting and it's like what the fuck like this is like a deliberate on purpose decision to editorialize news in a way that's inaccurate to influence public perception reddit calls that out a lot. I often see like two headlines side by side.

And sometimes it's what we're talking about, like crime stuff. Sometimes it's war stuff where like Israel and Russia do the exact same thing. And Russia's painted as absolute monsters for it. And Israel's like, oh, there's a conflict here and it's a rough situation. It turns out our media apparatus are despicable,

evil people who are not on the interest or the side of truth. It's all- Have you been following the Houthi conflict? In Yemen? I don't understand that very well. Maybe you can like- The Houthis are backed by Iran and they are in opposition for many years against Saudi Arabia. And so we have joined the side i think we're like bombing yemen now directly right yeah yes as uh as i don't know all the

i watched this military guy and he like he has this graph with how many aircraft were used as the uk and the us did this coordinated strike with missiles from submarines and and uh dropped from aircraft and and drones and stuff and then I think it was connected there was a navy seal raid on a uh on a boat um off the coast of Mogadishu I think that had Iranian uh warheads heading to the Houthis, perhaps. And one Navy SEAL fell off the ladder, like going up into the cargo ship into the water. And I guess their policy is if one man falls,

you jump in after him, which I guess ends after the first man jumps or they'd all just in sequence, you know? Yeah. But one guy B jumped in after guy A and they're both gone. They're gone. It's, you know, it's been four days, five days now. That sounds like shark waters off the coast of Mogadishu, I would imagine.

You get swept away quick in the ocean there. Well, I mean, they're out in the ocean. They're already swept away. Dude, that's such a scary way to die. Yeah. I wonder how long it took, because those fuckers can swim. And they might be alive. That makes can swim. They might be alive. It makes it worse. They're not alive.

Four days is a lot. If they have water. What if they get picked up by a Somali pirate ship and they last samurai the whole situation? Now they're leading the charge against an Italian cruise liner from the front of the rowboat. you want some hardcore stories you got to get on youtube and

find those seal team six stories because that that one guy that killed bin laden tells great stories he's like we were just killing every night you know if you didn't kill somebody you felt bad it was how it wasn't just who you killed it's how how many you killed. It was how many how many Al Qaeda can you wake up from their sleep? We kept school. We be in their bed with them. Wake them up in the night. You know what they called us? Ninjas. They said we came with lions in the paper. They went to some place and killed like 19 Al Qaeda. They swam there through muddy water to get there because there was no land way. And that is in the papers the next day, the locals said that ninjas showed up last

night with lions. It was 18 of us with two Belgian Malinois. It's like, yeah, ninjas did show up. Those guys swam through some muddy water, dropped off by a billion dollar apparatus, and then came in

with the scariest... They really are, right? If ninjas went up against Navy SEALs, they would get their shit pushed in. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, that really depends on whose world's fighting and whose. You hand out ninja stars and swords

to the Navy SEALs, they're going to get shit on by the samurai. You give guns out, the samurai are going to be befuddled. They won't understand what's going on. They're going to get their heads popped clean off. Later on they had black powder guns.

Yeah. Okay, I'll allow black powder guns. Good luck. I'm still going to take the seals. If the guns are involved at all, I'm taking the seals. Maybe seals are just going to have AA-12s and sit and spins as they fucking turn around and blast away

well that's probably a PKN yeah alright PKN 491