Painkiller Already - PKN 494

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

pkn 494 how are you boys doing good doing solid trying to dude it's so funny how often for all of us pkn is like so how are you how's everyone doing boys and then it's like well what i'm gonna have for dinner is uh because it's just that time where we're all because i think we all eat before pka but again it's like oh just a one little one hour thing wait till afterward and then i can enjoy the time with whoever i'm eating with i was watching another podcast it was fish related and he's like you guys have no idea how exhausted i am after an hour of talking i'm like oh boohoo that must be so rough on you yeah it's like what are you talking about even after four hours of talking it's not like oh oh lord i'm exhausted it's like it's are you talking about? Even after four hours of talking, it's not like, oh, oh, Lord, I'm exhausted.

It's like, it's just like, oh, that was exponentially harder, though. Yeah, there's a lot of talking. That's true. That is true. Sometimes that fourth hour is like, oh, man, what video games did you guys like as kids? Did anyone in your high school kill themselves? Doing a trip with Jackie again. I think we're going to Charleston, South Carolina this time around. Nice. did anyone at your high school kill themselves doing a trip with jackie again setting up i think

we're going to charleston south carolina this time around nice what do they have there that you're interested in that's like part of the hard part i don't know charleston south carolina if you don't know is this like historic town so i got a place that i hope think is going to be real walking friendly and uh there's an aquarium that we're going to go because we both enjoy that. Then there are stupid museums. I'm kind of looking forward to that. Like what? The Charleston, South Carolina Dental Museum?

Fuck it. Sign me up. I want to go walking around the town and just hang out with Jackie and see that stuff. This was the home of a mayor of Charleston from 200 years ago, and now they turned his house into a museum? That sounds dumb. I'm in. That's the sort of thing we're doing.

Okay. That should be fun. If you ever make it down to, what's it called? Is it in South Georgia? There's a place, there's a town where they have the old-timey ghost tour. Savannah. Savannah, yeah. Savannah's like that. They've got, you ride around in a stagecoach and like over here's where

the Madame Bovary killed herself jilted by her lover Colonel Stapleton you're like oh okay her ghost still roams these cobbled streets and shit we better stay in the carriage that's probably what you're doing tonight I go to southern Georgia

every year almost For a paramotor thing I brought Jackie last year It's really good food down there Not where I go They're not really known for it are they I mean Dairy Queens are the same everywhere

I go to the old pink house In Savannah Georgia What's the Savannah Georgia palette How far is it Well I love the fried green tomatoes with the remoulade. I love a little remoulade on my fried green tomatoes. Right after I've put a 14-year-old boy in his place. That place being bent over the corner of a Holiday Inn bed, of course.

There are two kinds of fried green tomatoes. The kind you eat off a plate and the kind you eat off a young boy's ass. These remind me of the fried green tomatoes with remoulade I enjoyed after molesting a child on Little St. James Island. They were all adults, just to be clear. No. No, that's not true.

He's 30 and 0. 30 and 0? I mean, he's almost got a... No, he was 0 and 30. 30 and 0. 30 and 0? I mean, like, he's almost got a... No! No, he was 0 and 30. Cosby got along, got away with rape way longer than Kevin Spacey ever did. That's not what we're talking

about. Kevin Spacey didn't get away with any rape. Kevin Spacey's a better actor, is Kyle's point. No, that's a damn... Kevin Spacey can't hold a candle to Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby's show was as popular as the Super Bowl every week. Oh, but the acting, though, in it, it's like

it was a good feel-good show, but if you're talking about acting chops... Google it. It's close. Bill Cosby's not... You never watch a Bill Cosby performance and being like, oh my God, Bill's killing it. It's outrageous how

popular it was. so the huxtables would get 60 million people every thursday night what in the fucking fuck i bet he sold so many pudding pops of course he got away with rave if you got 62 million every thursday for a show that cost eight thousand dollars to fucking make right shit got two rooms in the set and a bunch of black kids that they're not paying oh my god every once in a while they go into his back office i remember watching as a kid and being like oh wow this is a back office episode this is rare we get to see where he works when he does like i guess he didn't do like house calls he had people come to him and then he had an office

didn't he i never seen an episode he delivered babies for a living, if I recall. In the back, if I recall, in the living room, there was the love seat, the chair, the stairs in the back, and then there was a door to the right of the bottom of the stairs that he would go in sometimes, like, let me go in there and check out! And then he would check them out. I'm pretty sure he was, like, doing bills

and marketing and, like, the things having to do with running a business that aren't treating patients in that spot. Oh, okay. I was picturing,uring i always thought maybe it's because i was watching as a kid but i was i was like oh he's like in kind of like an old-timey doctor he comes to your house and looks at you or you come to him and he's like what you got to do is take these sleeping pills right just now and then lay on the couch and i'm gonna take care of you. You won't even know. These pills make your ass I'm confident every one of these women puts out. You might get nauseous from the pills. They might make your ass

feel pretty sore. Make a sore ass? What the fuck? Don't pay no heed to that. With a ballpoint pen. You wrote this in. Did you write this in, Dr. Huxford? Did you write this? Alright, well that's shocking. I'm you uh let me know that little tidbit 60 million and and that is i think the super bowl gets 50 well like i watched it's a different time now that was like the 90s or 80s so maybe this was like the populations are growing and

stuff well i think it's still see there's more channels now. Proliferation of streaming and everything. I think that now you'd be hard-pressed to get 62 million sets of eyes onto any fucking thing that's not the Super Bowl. This year with Swifties, it's coming. I saw that the championship game was the biggest one ever. They say that often. Every year, things do get bigger.

There's more people. Oh, the Chiefs championship. Yeah, the Chiefs championship game. Swifties. Outrageous. I like her her and everything i just don't understand why she's like a cultural movement i don't either it's perfect for the like her songs are cute and typically they have a happy vibe even if she's like complaining it's an upbeat complaint you know shake it off for example but i i don't know

i just think she's fine i don't know why she's so she's just like she's so influential to young women that it like that's such a big purchasing power block young women and so if you're really influential over them it's like a natural follow. Looking at it through the marketing lens. The only young woman I really know is Hope, and she's not that into Taylor Swift. No, she's not buying the special. I'll have to ask Snuffkin about Taylor Swift next Hangout. I think it's even younger. There are no cross. The Venn diagram of our fans and Taylor Swift fans is just woody.

Two circles. It's just me standing on the connection. But I think, I mean, I like her more now. Ever since I'm now a pretend Chiefs fan and she's on our team. And so bada bing, bada boom, I'm a Taylor Swift fan. She fucked all those fans. I'm hoping I'm next. I've seen the pictures.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I saw it. Leave your own eyes or what? So we're going to destroy the 49ers whenever that game is. No, they haven't announced it yet. Nobody knows when that game will be. Is it this Sunday?

Next Sunday? It's usually a break. Did they make the Super Bowl last weekend? No, it was like 10 days ago, right? Yeah, Zach says this Sunday. Super Bowl Sunday. Thank you, Zach. We got our finger on the pulse of the biggest sunday okay yikes yeah yeah so anyway my point was cosby got away with his

shenanigans for decades i would think that i would argue he's better at shenanigans than kevin spacey just saying well that's because he actually did his shenanigans whereas kevin spacey was the victim of a of an organized plot and there's evidence of that plot you can read through them like conspiring to try to take down this sassy gay man who was just looking to have a good time dude can you imagine if he was accused of robbing banks and he made a video where he was like yes i did rob that bank there's nothing any of you could do to stop me particularly a regional 14 year old bank coming in and taking advantage of those interesting rates like what like everyone would be like yeah he clearly robbed those banks yeah like he did that with the kit the balls it takes to be like

eight like eight people are like kevin spacey played with my penis and I didn't like it. And he's like, I am gay. But that was the answer, though. That fixed it. Because there were no, like, the one guy who had the... There's only one that had a story from when he was 14 that made any sense. He was like, yeah, he took me away from the party. I went to his bedroom because the party was too adult for me because I'm a 14-year-old me, he, he,

and he followed me into his bedroom. He laid on top of me. And they're like, this is Kevin Spacey's apartment in the time of question. As you can see, it's an open floor plan. His bed is visible from the kitchen, from the living room where the adults were, were like sequestered away, according to them.

Kevin Spacey's bedroom, his bed is visible from the kitchen? In 1992 it was. He wasn't a big actor either. They weren't going to play. I've literally never seen a floor plan like this outside of a studio in a tiny apartment. My lake house was exactly like that.

Really? When you looked up, that was my bed. Okay. It happens, was all i'm saying yeah yeah yeah it was yeah yeah so i um when you the way you described it made me think it was like you know stove tv bed no couch i think it's a big place yeah um no i i just i stand behind kevin spacey mostly because that's the safe place to be but also because i support him i stand in front of him because uh i don't know don't judge me i stand in front of him fuck you dude i would love to see a kevin like you know that pedophile hunter who is like really fat and goes after even fatter pedophiles yeah yeah like he dresses like a like a third grader while he's doing it he's got like a renin stimpy

t-shirt and athletic shorts and like light up sneakers while he's like you that's how you uh that's how you catch them you wear light sneakers and uh like a sound maker and then they they're just attracted to it the pedophiles themselves i mean they can't resist those la lights and they they get drawn like a moth to And then they, they're just attracted to it. The pedophiles themselves. I mean, they can't resist those LA lights and they, they, they get drawn like a moth to the flame. You see those LA. I didn't know.

That's what those light up sneakers were called until a couple of years ago. That's the OG brand. When I was in, I had to be second grade. Yeah. It had to be second grade. I remember LA lights. I think they were black and they had that like bubble up,

you know, under your heel and they fucking lit up and man you had to have those when you saw a kid walking around making a goddamn light show down the hallway it was like oh my god that dude i remember do you care less or more about name brands um more about quality than name brands i guess right yeah like um especially i'm sorry go ahead oh i don't know like like if anything's made of leather i can notice the difference like if it's going to be like a leather shoe i usually spend a little bit more like another 150 usually buys you like a shoe that you just keep the rest of your life i want to act like i'm immune to name brands but i think i'm not like i'm my you know my head is right now cardhart cardhart is a name brand that's quality i like it having said

that there are card heart competitors for like half the price especially if you're talking about like winter coats that seem like they're built the same way yeah like i i've found as an adult like if i find a name brand that i really like especially with clothes i'm just like all right well this is covered now like this is the kind of thing I like. Those Patagonia quarter zip pullovers. I had someone get me a couple of those, like my grandma probably like five or six years ago. And ever since then, it was so comfortable.

It's the perfect amount of warm for like a Midwest fall where like you're not going to be sweaty, but it's like it's better than a light jacket. You don't have to take it off when you get somewhere. And I was just like, this is what I like now. And I tried to get off-brand ones that looked the same on Amazon. Fucking threaded apart, fell

apart, terrible quality. The Patagonia's, I stand by. I recognize your expertise, Taylor, but it's funny because this is why advertisers don't give a fuck about people over 35 north face is like i could spend 100 million advertising to taylor that fuck will still buy patagonia until the day he dies this is advertising dollars if we're talking about wintery stuff that's when i don't cheap out i'm more likely to buy a cheap tank top and cheap running shorts than i am to

buy like but it's gonna want cheap winter clothes in Atlanta. My winter clothes are for winter environments. You can catch nothing. I've got three sleeping bags. One of them is for just to cover you up. It's cold today.

I go other places. I've got my wool socks and my Patagonia shit. And what's that other brand? It's got like a black widow on it. It might be black widow. This guy's ready for temperatures that drop below 50 in case he ever sees one.

Dude, I'm on risk 48. That's what Kyle's winter wears for. But yeah, Patagonia and I went like I uh it was the only thing I could think of this year that I asked my grandma for for Christmas like she always is like badgering me in like September because she's big on gifts and loves getting people gifts and I was like oh fucking Patagonia pullovers quarter zip they're only available on their website because I guess they're really strict with resale. They don't sell them on Amazon. So you got to go through them and got a couple of them.

And now I'm in the mix for another 12 years of pullovers. At least it was the grandmother. Half the time I need to buy things, all the time it falls into these two categories. One, I had a great gift idea idea but i just bought that for myself so now now we don't need that yeah or two like here's what i want here's a link of it i give it to jackie and then she gives it to me for christmas like that's just buying it with extra steps yeah and waiting yeah such is the life of the breadwinner you're yeah you're never surprised and if he surprised you with something really really expensive that you wanted part of you Such is the life of the breadwinner. You're never surprised.

And if he surprised you with something really, really expensive that you wanted, part of you would be... Wow, it's really easy to steal from me, huh? You're looking at the thing she bought with your card that you didn't know about. Never would have known you'd purchase this. This $32,000 gator to tool around the yard in. Oh, no. He's gone overboard. Oh, I just love you so much woody i i really wanted to go all out that's like there's a scene like that from uh the vacation movie where um cousin eddie can't afford christmas for his family and it's evident that he hasn't done any shopping and it's like

christmas week and uh and and clark notices it and he talks to his wife about it and then he takes eddie aside he's like, Eddie, I'm going to buy Christmas for your family. I want you to know, just get the list to me, whatever the kids want. I'm taking care of Christmas for you. And Eddie just, oh, thank you, Clark. That's just real nice, Clark. That's just real nice. I said, look, I want you to put something on here for yourself, Clark.

Something real nice. And he's like, he's putting his own shit and his wife's shit. It's like his wife needs a foot bath and he needs like some fucking boots. And it's like, no, this is for your children. This was about toys. Get yourself something real nice, Clark. Something real nice. That's the best part.

I don't remember when I got it, but it was like the most out of left field gift. You know, those like those wax basins with like some kind of like, oh, yeah, you like dip your hand in it and it's like soften your hands. And like it does work. I got one of those years ago, but all it accomplished was like me playing with it and getting wax everywhere getting wax in carpet you just have wax that's like getting adults they should not have given that to you no i was like 27 like i was like i'd be like all right all right here's here i'll dip one finger 10 times how big of a coat can i get on this finger all right can i peel the whole thing off without breaking it all right now

let's compare my two pointer fingers okay i guess this one is a little softer like did you try to put your dick in there no it's too hot for that you know no it's not it's not okay you stuck your penis in it so once you got it once you've got everything liquefied, you know, you got to unplug it and you kind of got to time it right. You got to hit that sweet spot between I got to go to the doctor for my burnt dick and, oh, cool. Look at my dick. You wait until like the wax begins to fog, indicating a drop in temperature, and then you dick it. Yes. Taylor bringing in his candle making.

Bringing in the candle making. See, I wouldn't burn my cock on the fucking wax play. Never would. And if you do wax play with sex, that's a special kind of wax, folks. Don't put candle wax on yourself or you will burn yourself badly. The candles actually come in colors

based on how hot the wax will drip at. Really? Usually you've got three different temperatures. Obviously, the hotter the wax, the more extreme. It's like, ooh, that's a little hot. Ooh, that's real hot. Oh, you burnt me. You burnt me.

I'm not having fun. Small drops of burn. That's the toy. Yeah. Yeah. That's terrible. You see Carl Urban passed away? I did.

Oh, yeah. Apollo Creed. Yeah. He's in The Mandalorian. he's in lots of stuff he was uh in the happy gilmore movie back in the day teaching adam sandler how to oh or whatever with the wooden hand that was him um yeah he's not all right voice acting over the years um he was he was great in the rocky movies which again the first two are actual like good good movies. Sometime.

I feel bad. I really enjoy him as an actor. Of course, he was in Predator back in the day. That's probably my favorite thing that he's in. He was in his 70s. So pretty good run. Toby Keith just died. Toby Keith?

You didn't hear that one? I knew he'd been sick for a long time. The country singer? Yeah. Oh, I didn't. I didn't know he had? I knew he'd been sick for a long time. The country singer? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know he had stomach cancer. How do you like me now? I have it in front of me, I'll confirm. Two-year battle with stomach cancer.

62 years old. I think he'd had maybe a different kind of cancer. Is it metastasized? Yes, it is. Because I feel like he's been sick for a long time. Maybe I'm wrong. I always liked Toby Keith. I remember post 9-11, he was the dude to fucking take the reins

after those Dixie chicks started talking out of turn. And he was just like, listen up, America. I'm taking my mullet, and I'm putting a fucking helmet on it. I'm going to Iraq because we're taking care of business over there. A lot of people fell away when we went to Iraq, but he was the country star who was like, they're brown enough. Listen, you told me they were directly responsible

for this whole New York thing. Tell me that song didn't get you fired up the first time you heard it. What? His was Beer for the Horses? No. The 9-11 song. Oh, the one South Park made fun of? Where Were You? Okay, no, no.

That's the guy with the blonde mustache. That's a different one. That's Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning That September Day Are You in the Car? Courtesy of the red white and blue were your wife and children were you on some cold interstate that one's bullshit but toby keith was like um and it came in left it was like an attack song it was like a revenge song it's not

yeah that was the good one you courtesy of the red, white, and blue. Yeah. That's it. I have it right. I'll get the lyrics up, but it's like... I know. My daddy served in the army. My daddy served in the army and lost his right eye, but he flew a flag in our yard until the day that he died. He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister, and me to grow up

and live happy in the land of the free. Now this nation that I love has fallen under attack. A mighty sucker punch came flying in from somewhere in the back. A mighty sucker punch came flying in from somewhere in the back. Mighty sucker punch came flying in from somewhere in the back. But as soon as we could see clearly through our big black eye, man, we lit up your world like the 4th of July. And then there's like at the end, the chorus is like the rock. There's like electric guitars and the Liberty Bell is ringing.

And in the music video, I think there's like bald eagles bombing brown people it's great it's great it really gets you fired up my next line is uncle sam put your name at the top of his list yeah it's inspiring i get it i loved it and it was kind of a song i wanted to hear 9-11 did hurt my feelings it was a big deal that was very rude guys were i was 10. Got school off that day. Played Pokemon all afternoon with my buddy Alex. What's the word I'm looking for?

Faux pas, yes. But anyway, I still can't really get on board with attacking Iraq for it. Yeah, me either, man. We fucked up there. But we got those Afghanistanis. Yes, and they definitely had something to do with it. Yes. Definitely. They were, yeah. those afghanistanis yes and they definitely had something to do with it yes yeah definitely they were i yeah well if you did i mean i heard some of them could find us on a map yeah i would i'd

wager the only ones who could were the ones who were put there by the cia not without labels there's no way that they make maps in whatever language those people speak. Arabic? Not maps of the whole world. Yeah, they never did anything like maps of the whole world. If they had invented numbers or something, Taylor, I'd know about it. Okay? Yeah, but everyone knows Chinese invented numbers. That's why they have

such a familiarity. What language is algebra? What is that? It's all Arabic. It's weird that they were the leaders of science in so many ways. During the Black Plague, we were over here just, I don't know, putting incense and smoke on people

in Eastern Europe. I think they had to cut the thing in your armpit and burn it out. You could lance and burn out um some of the infection i think it was they had an effective um way to treat it like a long time ago can't remember what it was i think they lanced open the boils and burnt them didn't it kill like

30 of europe like a like an astounding number like a third of everyone dead when they look at our gen apparently when they look back through our genetic code they can see they're like oh a lot of people died around this area because the the tree narrows a little not the the genetics aren't quite as diverse for a long time after after this period of time but it was like multiple waves of the black plague yeah over over hundreds and thousands of years it kept coming back and sweeping through and just killing so many people. You got those, what was it, like lice on the rats? Something like that carried it.

Lice is bad news. That's what carried typhus too. It was fleas, I think. I don't know what the difference between a flea and a lice is. Flea is less gross in my head. A flea is less gross in Taylor's head. Now you know the difference kyle in case you're curious if i have either one in my hair i'd rather it be fleas

yeah me too me too i've had like a flea jump on me before off of a dog but but i remember how gross when when they would check us for lice in school and being like i hope i don't have fucking lice that'd be so gross i like i never understood i don't know what lice are so much grosser than fleas or other bugs but people say that i don't but people it's because of the way like my mother and i think all the women who would over it treated them like oh filthy lice this must mean something about his upbringing it's like i hope it don't say nothing about my upbringing. I want to have little jumpy maggots in my hair.

It shows that we all put our coats on the same rack in third grade. That's what it shows. Interesting. You know, it's Georgia. Not a lot of coats. It was summer, too. I remember they took a fine-tooth comb or whatever and went through your hair.

They examined you. i remember it felt really good because we've been outside on the playground running and my head was all sweaty and i was like hope she keeps looking this feels great yeah keep checking i'm feeling itchy yeah i could still remember the cold air conditioning blowing and as she would part my sweaty hair like it would hit a different part of my head that was great and they never did lice checks at my school no i guess we never had a lice outbreak well we had like to blame the minority came down and they wouldn't tell you they wouldn't tell you who got lice but there's only one person missing from school after lunch so like we all figured it out and you knew it was another white kid it there was always that

moment where the black kids would be like, you're not going to check me? Nah, you're good. Black people don't get lice? Nah, nah, they're too... Their hair is not an environment that lice enjoy. Are you sure? I've seen a scary online video of a black guy with an enormous amount of lice that was like piling up in a comb.

Well, shit, I didn't think black people got lice. Man, the South's a racist place. You'll find that everyone can have little bugs jump on them. There's some hints of truth in it. I googled it. African-American people can still get head lice. However, the CDC

state that African-American people get head lice much less frequently than other people. The reason for this might be that most head lice in the United States have claws that more easily grip onto uncoiled hair. Yeah, I think... I didn't know that. So you get trade-offs. We have to deal with lice

and they get the higher heart disease stuff. We get sunburned too. They were just too greasy. That's what they told you? Yeah. Dude, the Italians are totally immune from i mean maybe they're drowning their hair yeah maybe i don't know i don't know how lice work i just saw that episode of south park again i learned a lot from south park where remember

the one with the lice and they like humanized the lice they had a little family yeah it was the episode i felt really awful as the lice got murdered. Chitty! I enjoyed that. I felt no pity for the lice because they were living on Craig's scalp and he didn't want them. That's where they live. That's what they do is not an excuse for bad behavior. Yeah.

If you're around a bear, it might just eat you. Do they bite you and feed on your blood? They feed on your blood and they make you a squishy lice. feed on your blood and they make you a slug. You are their food and they're incredibly itchy. You've never had lice? No. No, I've never had lice.

You've had? Yeah, yeah. I had it when I was a kid. It's why I missed Rambo at the movie theater. I stayed home and got shampooed. Yeah. Well, my dad and my brother went out and saw Rambo. Oh, that's awesome.

To be fair, if I got lice watching first, it's a pretty good movie. You're sitting there in the shower sudsing like this is bullshit. They came back. They're like, it was so good. Man, that's a one-time thing. We're never going back to see that in theaters.

Fuck! Especially not with some dirty, lice-haired mongrel. Family stuff. Your family. especially not with some dirty lice haired mongrel family stuff your family did you remember one kid had a ringworm oh ringworm yeah and and like to again this is a memory from second grade but i remember he had like this greasy sort of circular sore that in the middle of it almost looked like you know the way if you get a bad scab on your knee and you like get out of the shower it sort of turns like a pale greenish color when it's wet that's kind of what like this yellowy like like scabs are weird color anyway that's what it looked like on the back of this kid's neck and this was a black kid because i remember he had one of those gross rat tails that everybody grew in the 90s? Oh, a rattail. Yeah, a blacktail. That wasn't good at any time.

I don't know. I don't know. I just remember the ringworm on the back of his neck and thinking, ooh, I'm going to take a step back. Ringworm is a fungus, not a parasite, right? Really? Because I'm imagining worms. Is it?

Because maybe I made that up. There's no way it's not a fungus. It is a fungus. No, he's right. Yeah, because I remember learning that and being like and being like oh ironically that makes it less gross like for some reason getting a fungus on your body that's like i'm not gonna put creams on is different than like oh my god there's a worm in my skin somebody got rigworm from where i did brazilian jiu-jitsu not me and yeah it was like a big deal we were extra double cleaned and bleached the mats

all the time man i'd be mad if i got i'm sorry go ahead i was gonna say from my perspective it was like a guy just sort of disappeared and came back seven days later like i don't know what he went through i think those guys get um cvs for it when whenever people get staff or immersa or um ringworm or something like that off mats, it's like, what the fuck are y'all doing? Were those things really clean? Because that gym that I was going to, man, there was a smell when you went in there. And it didn't matter if you were there at the first workout of the day or the last.

That place smelled clean. It was like a bleachy smell. There were bottles everywhere they were always somebody there was never a time somebody wasn't scrubbing that shit and like making sure it was clean i think our mats were clean probably three times a day at the start of the day the end and one time in the middle but i it could still happen like sure the gym cleans the floor but who cleans everybody's key? You know,

the pajamas you wear. Yeah. Who's going to stop one guy from like, there is one guy. Shit. He smelled like ammonia at the start of the match. And eventually we tell, talk to him.

It was like, bro, are you not washing this between every workout session? We are sweaty. So sweaty. This thing is like a towel right after the shower the you can't use it twice in a row middle school gym was a stinky place in that locker room afterward especially this one kid that refused to shower like he was like naked phobic he wouldn't get naked in front

of people he wouldn't shower which is like wait that was a choice like you had like yeah he was in my like second hour gym class and it would be like there's fucking six more hours of the day and you're gonna be sitting next to girls and you're gonna smell like this like okay enjoy just being not liked because it's similar to prison like you nobody likes the stinky kid no one showered at my school no one at all that's insane to me you just walk around stinky all day well my i again i i was i did a really good job with my gym thing i mean it was i think it was the second last class of the day my senior year so i it didn't matter you know what i mean but no one showered at all the worst though it wasn't working out early.

We showered in middle school. We showered in middle school. It was if you had agriculture early in the morning and you had to go into the pig barn. I remember being like, I'm not going in the pig barn. I'm not going in there. Why not, Myers? We're clipping baby pig teeth today.

I'm not going in because I don't want to smell like pig crap all day. It's gross. It sticks to your clothes. My dad has chicken houses. I know this game. You don't go in there and come out unscathed. You need a shower if you peek your head in. It's disgusting in there.

And I wouldn't go in there. I failed that class. I also didn't want to cut pigs' tails and teeth out. You cut their... Yeah, right. That wasn't an effective sales pitch. Come on, Kyle. We're cutting baby pig teeth

like yeah you clip them and it's like can't miss that it's very pain it's got to be painful for them i'm sure someone says it's not but you're cutting their teeth and it's so that they won't chomp up their mother's nipples and like you know cause a whole problem there but it's like i don't want to do that it's like y'all are on. These aren't my fucking pigs. Why does our school have pigs? Why don't we have a cool rowing team like Woody's school? Do you have a fucking rowing team? Why don't we have a catfish park? We have a catfish pond. Did you have fencing?

Yeah. We had fencing too. Barbed wire. Wait, what? It's a joke. Oh, fencing. We had to just put up. Yeah. Yeah. No fencing was one of our gym class topics too.

Wait, topics are like, you got to, I said it wrong, but like it. So I guess you do eight different sports a year. You know, every quarter was divided in two and fencing was one of those.

God damn. You went to a cool high school. We did. I've talked about it before. Back in the day, your high school was funded by real estate taxes. And because I went to a beach town, most of those homes were very expensive and they had no kids. They didn't even have any people in the winter, just summer homes.

So like one in every fifth house had a family and then a lot of them tended to be old people that live there year round. So we just had a tremendous amount of real estate paying into a very small population. To put it this way, in the summer, our population was a quarter million and in the winter, it was 18,000. So we had that quarter million population real estate taxes fund 18,000 people. If anyone's curious about the town, Woody's from, the guy, Andrew Callahan from Channel 5 News, sort of broke away from his, like, the dirty streets of Philly, the border crisis, and went to Woody's hometown. To Ocean City, New Jersey.

The happiest place in the country or something i can't remember they had they had one of those um you know you know um little survey data yeah it was once named the the most christian country town in the country they called it like little methodist something of the north there was a bunch of shit like that going i didn't know that one because it's a dry town, I found out. Which, of course, means it's surrounded by liquor. There's like a liquor ring around it. The ring of booze, I'm sure. That just means that one not popular for vacation in county near there is like,

thank God. Please never make that not a dry county because we need that spillover booze tax money. Keep coming to you know the jersey shore is like or whatever is just like not that far from there right where snooki is oh yes so they're in north jersey which is like two and a half hours oh okay yeah that's a big stick i always like forget that i always think new jersey is so small that that there's no way stuff's three hours apart in there. Yeah. New Jersey.

We got a big country. It was the most densely populated state in the country. I'm not sure if it still is. I bet it is. Even though I'm making this up, it's probably the 25th largest state. It was the ninth most people. Yeah. All that upstate New york or like yeah that upstate new

york like spreads that out because there's just so like if per capita otherwise new york would be the densest yeah i watched uh the channel five news about the border crisis he did another list and uh he he goes across into mexico with uh with human traffickers. I guess so. A coyote and talks about how it works and how the cartel's involved and how much it costs. You can get across for this much, but if you want a ride to Austin or San Antonio

or even further north, it's this much. It was really interesting to see. The all gas, no brakes guy did that? Yeah, he does a great job. That's pretty cool. He had a sex, I don't know,

but I think he got accused of something or another, and he took a break for maybe nine months, and now his videos, it feels like he took that nine months and went to journalism school or something. His new videos are quite good. They're well made, I feel like. He sort of tries to show both sides of an argument and but but at the end he just goes there and sees what's going on uh it was fascinating so what they came after him for

was nonsense is that oh i have no idea what he did or didn't do i don't know i just like his videos it's fun when people do that brandon buckingham does it really well yeah you know who did it but it didn't work out um shit he was a gamer he made like 12 videos a day shaved his head call of duty scene i'm trying to remember his name shaved his head i think so i think he had a shaved head he got in a line in any case he went to compton and he was hoping to see like all sorts of like gunfights and shit and he's like this is actually just a boring street with nothing going on they went to ronald art yeah because because i mean i watched a video war scene all the time like i swear to god woody there is a youtube channel i'm gonna find it later and i'll

have to go back through my watch video um list but it was called like an hour through the non-tourist areas of detroit and it's car cam video and you see you hear multiple gunshots you see like crime happening you see people just get out of their cars and fight at a red light at one point it's just mayhem through a night of going through the the worst part oh there's a there's a car on fire at the gas station of course there's people running around trying to steal stuff out of the gas station there's like random looting that the night he recorded um i think there's scary and sketchy spots for sure but you know not 24 hours a day right like i i think of baltimore like that from from watching the wire just how they were like if we don't literally put a cop on that corner they will be here selling drugs in 10 minutes

baltimore started the like customer service racing through the city scene the customer service it is you want a quick drug dealer like that that's the best part about uh dispensaries now is you don't have to deal with that really terrible post slight social engagement with a drug dealer because drug dealers tend to overstay their welcome yeah and they and if you go to your drug dealer's apartment in college, he wants you to hang out and watch him play FIFA. And it's like, fuck, dude. I want to go back to my apartment and get high and play Skyrim. I'm here for a very specific reason.

I remember, like, oh, this guy's like... And you couldn't get out of that solution? Well, because you never knew when you might need him as a connect because it's like fuck this other guy like you move to a different guy and then it's like a jilted woman almost where like you buy from a new guy for like five months and then that guy transfers to fucking boise state and he's not at mizzou anymore and so now it's like oh fuck now i have to go back to uh kush and ask and text kush dealerson in my phone and be like uh mr dealerson where can we meet up and in his head he's like oh he comes crawling back and then it's more uncomfortable don't don't like i had so many

problems i mean obviously i had tons of problems with it's what i got in trouble for yeah you know what i mean it was always something just driving around i could i lost that one guy's number i think i broke a phone and lost my dealer's number and he was the best dealer i had to go to atlanta to get the weed but he was a jewish man taylor in a nice like really nice apartment that you had to go up like real stairs to get into and when you sat down in his fancy living room he pulled out three or four different kinds of real marijuana in large quantities and then he did business like an adult and then he said good day with a fucking handshake mind you he offered free weed when you walked in. It was wonderful. And you walked out of there with an ounce at a 4.6% APR rate. My situation is better than either of those.

I write the guy. I'm like, you got X in stock? And he's like, yeah. And then he takes a picture of it in a desk drawer. And then I remove that, and I put the cash where it used to be and leave. I don't even see him in person. That's a good way to do it. What are we about weed drugs yeah drugs this is how you got drugs at one point woody mushrooms oh oh mushrooms oh okay yeah what's funny is like with drug dealers it's like a drop like a cia movie the way you described your drug dealer, Kyle, he had bunches of different kinds of weed.

He had options. It's so easy to tell the difference between a drug dealer who sells just weed and an actual purveyor of drugs, like street drugs. That dude you were talking to, he was not making the majority of his bones on weed. That guy was selling prescription pills, powders.

Then you go to a real just a weed dealer, and they're fucking stuck. I got offers, founders, Molly, her sister Jane. I got Browns. I got Goobers. I got Gibbies. Yeah, just all things you haven't heard of. I got Roofies.

It's like the guy that sells Travis Bickle the guns in Taxi Driver. He had all that. He's like, I can get you a Cadillac, brand new cadillac paper clean papers three thousand dollars it's like he has everything he said drugs guns cars women the best drug dealer i had it like i've mentioned this before but it was funny like becoming more of a real adult and being like in my in my late 20s and to get a better drug deal yeah no. No, it was weirder because when I'm 20 years old, I'm going and I'm buying drugs from someone who's also 20

or in their early 20s or whatever. When I was late 20s, so even 30 before they legalized it here, I had to text my youngest brother who's seven years younger than me and be like, do any of your friends sell drugs? And he's like,

yeah, a lot of them actually. Here's a, here's a name. And so then I'm just like texting some, you know, 22 year old, but one of them was the most customer satisfying drug dealer I've ever had.

He delivered, you'd text him and you'd be like this amount, this thing. And he'd be like, all right, uh, by like, I got to finish up work right uh by like i gotta finish

up work but by like 5 p.m that'll be in your mailbox and it's like perfect you just put the cash in your mailbox and he drives by grabs the cash throws the weed in there when he couldn't do that i just had to do the reverse of it which was drive to i guess his parents house. I went to a football party like, I don't know, it's been two months ago now that I can't even remember who was playing. I'm just trying to date it. But somebody I was talking about, you know, our sponsor Pharaoh

and they were like, oh, I just smoke weed. And I was like, where do you even get weed? And you know, because I'm still imagining like the scenarios we're talking about. And like, oh, where do you even get weed? And, you know, because I'm still imagining like the scenarios we're talking about. And like, oh, this lady on Instagram, she's got she just advertises it openly right here. Here's her. Here's her menu.

And it's like you go to Instagram and there's a page, an open one with a menu. And I mean, she absolutely has everything that a dispensary would have. she absolutely has everything that a dispensary would have. There's like the lubes and the drinks and multiple concentrates. So many different kinds of things, just everything. And I think there's shrooms too. I think shrooms was on there and all kinds of baked goods. She's like,

if you, if, if we're like, if you give her two or three days notice, she'll bake you whole cakes and, and like muffins, like, like any,

she'll sell just the butter. It's like, what, how is this on Instagram? That's amazing. the thing on one hand that's amazing on the other hand a guy noticed something similar for his mushrooms he goes on instagram he finds a guy who sells mushrooms but then the transaction is all as if he was buying a t-shirt so he buys the t-shirt it comes in a box with a false bottom and then like if you dig and open up the box that's on the inside that you know i guess presumably no one else would know about you can find the mushrooms

in there cool yeah psychedelics to me seem so harmless i don't even think of it as a drug as much as like i mean i know it's a drug but drugs a weird word it has so many different connotations like i need a different word than drug i don't i don't think so many different connotations like like i need a different word than drug i don't i don't think of it as anything bad though like i can't imagine someone the people who do that stuff all the time though or tend to be fucking weirdos if you abuse it i mean that guest we had um oh you know he he was odd like people who do tons of psychedelics tended to become retarded i think he had done a bunch of things. I think he had done different psychedelic treatments,

like all-in treatments to try to deal with trauma. Ayahuasca, maybe? I feel like you mentioned that. Sure. I think he'd done ayahuasca. I think he'd done shrooms. I think maybe he had done... I know he'd done LSD.

Yeah, that was crazy. Yeah, you and your four kids straighten them out though yeah yeah i set a good example for tom dick harry and jane tom dick harry and jane just the most generic i wish you would have said those were the kids names were i wouldn't have i wouldn't have like buckled a bit if he challenged me on their names you think it's funny you're making fun of my son you're making fun of little rutherford and his brother gustav dick's the fastest child in his grade okay he runs like the fucking wind i'll have you know where's you're lucky no i can't you're gonna you should have been like you're gonna come at me you're gonna come at me and my black wife and my little teresa beautiful uh coco children Tyrese and and Lil Blackie come here

no it's okay if I say it I can call him my little the girl's name is Rihanna little Rihanna name your kid the N-bomb so no one can call them over oh Christ Almighty this is my son oh there's a guy whose name looks like Joseph Z

I think it was a college football player whose name is like... I can't even say it because it essentially comes out to be the N-word. His first name is like Nick. As long as you don't finish that, I think you're in the clear.

Having an embarrassing name and then having that red all the time or being on a team. There's so many bad ones. I'm glad mine's just a normal fucking name. I'm not like Dick Snapper or something like that.

Do you remember Dick Trickle? Dick Trickle, the race car driver. Dick Trickle was a race car driver in NASCAR. I'm not a NASCAR expert, but I think about 30 people race at one time. Dick Trickle was not a star he would routinely finish like 23rd Zach says it's 40

33rd stuff like that so when they read off the NASCAR results on ESPN they'd list the top 10 and then no matter where Dick Trickle finished they'd be like and in 33rd Dick Trickle every time I like when I usually it's athletes,

but I like when they have a name that's, like, about the sport they play almost. Like, ever since Jonathan Quick has been a goaltender in the NHL, like, he was the goalie for the LA Kings. And I remember even when I was, like, a teenager, and he started with them being like Jonathan quick. That's so cool.

That's such a perfect name to be like a reaction time. All stars like, Oh, who are we going to get? Jonathan quick, baby. Like he's, it's not the same thing,

but there's a UFC fighter called Curtis blades. And he goes by Curtis razor blades. And then of course, Jones is Jon Bones Jones. A little rhyming. The rhyming's good too. Yeah, a little alliteration. I like that. Yeah. Isn't Jon Jones the lion or something? Why is he associated with lions?

I think he just uses it in his marketing or something. I know what you're talking about though. I've seen that imagery with maybe some of his shit before maybe social media stuff i think he uses a lot of like big male lion heads with a mane and everything man i hope he wins his next fight rides off into the suns am i go ahead i was gonna say are you still addicted to tarkov or are you starting to feel because i remember when we talked you were like usually i phase out around what the level 35 or whatever i feel like i've done everything and you were like i'm level 32 or

something now yeah so i'm level 34 now level 34 so where are you at are you great 40 isn't that your last vendor opens yeah it is i just said 35 he may have said 40 i said 35 it's around usually around 35 where i feel like I have just about everything I need. But level 40 Because I want to play Rust or AoE, man. I'm down for either one. Both will be a great time. The problem is that

all of our associates right now are in the PAL world. Everybody's sucked into that. And it'd be hard to tear them away. Dude, you guys should jump in that. I was tempted to go to PAL world mostly because of the social part yeah i mean jump in game and listen to fish explain why his concentration camp isn't racist or something and yeah he's a bad pal you're not a pal of mine get out of here buddy get back in your pal sphere it's they're they've got to get sued.

I haven't paid too much attention to it, but I keep hearing about how it's breaking records and how there's tens of millions of players playing this shit. It's so big. How much money is it making? Is there any... I don't know.

I think the game's cheap, like 30, 35 bucks maybe they said, but is there any sort of after transactions? Even if it's not necessary, are people buying a pal sphere of their own? I bet they probably have cosmetics. I have no idea though. No, there's something to do with servers.

Like you can only play with, unless you buy and set up a server, you can only play with four people and you can only play while the server, I'll call him the owner, is there. So you want to own your own server for the ideal experience maybe there's some money in that i i don't know i know that they got one i know that's one of the things that the boys did i know one of my buddies has a server and he says it's like almost annoying

having to like keep it up for everyone all the time. Or like, hey, will you make changes into this? And so then he has to go in and make required changes or whatever. So who knows? But I'll give it a try. I'm just so into AoE. Yeah, I'm real into Tarkov right now too. It's really rewarding. I'm in the part of the game where things are going real well.

This wipe, the things that they changed, really made the game fun for me. It's so cheap and affordable to get a meta gun and just go and slay and you don't care if you die because you just get they're just so cheap everything's so cheap and money's so easy to make uh and i don't know that there's that dopamine rush when you complete those tasks taylor sometimes on you'll have three tasks on one map and i'll get them all done so when i come at us ka-ching ka-ching ka-ching it feels really good oh yeah it's really satisfying you need those dopamine hits in game when i'm wrecking somebody's base i'm like i rock and when my base is getting

wrecked i'm like i suck i'm the worst oh this guy's toying with me like a cat with the mouse and that's not yeah i like i like talking to people like the in-game interactions um i like lying to people um and tricking people you do our morning chats i find that funny you'll be like scaven walking through and then you'll be like i'm lying to him yeah i'm talking in the game like don't worry about me I'm a scav anybody want to take the co-op extract with me and I'm like I'm not a scav nor am I just walking through and I do not want to take the extract just so you know

yeah like I gotta do more morning gaming sessions while the sun's flying out were you on this morning I didn't check yeah yeah I'm up every morning at like 7 a.m. playing my Tarkov. That's the best time to run around and do your tasks.

You've got to mark a bunch of beacons or just do some bullshit that doesn't involve shooting people. There aren't that many people on. I like to get on and do those tasks. Get the tasks done. Do your chores. Yeah. I'm watching my... I'm back to watching streamers too. I'm watching a bunch of Landmark. He's got a cool cat.

I don't know what kind of cat it is. It looks like it's at least partially some other breed, some funky breed, because it's got leopard spots almost down its back. But he put a video on of his cat flushing the toilet. His cat gets up on the toilet. It's two legs on the ground. It's front paw on the seat, and it's looking down into the toilet and it reaches up with his left flushes.

And he's like, Oh, crazy. That water's all rushing away. Oh. And then he flushes again. And Oh, Whoa.

It did it again. And it's just doing it over and over. He's like, he does it. He does it 30, 40, 50 times in a row. He just loves,

he just loves watching the toilet flush. Yeah, that's a neat cat. That is a cute cat. Yeah. I wonder if it was expensive. Sometimes cats. A cat gets a little bit special, and the price goes bonk. Dogs range between free and $2,500, mostly.

Cats range between free and $35,000 for some reason. Yeah. Those Maine Coons are absolutely beautiful. Those are those enormous cats. So glad you didn't get one of those and you went with the dog. Yeah. The dog bites me constantly.

Which one? The new Pomeranian puppy. He's like nine weeks old. He lunges for your face and bites. If he was any other breed, we'd put him down right now. He sounds like a raccoon. He chitters

like a little raccoon. He's like purring. Yeah. And then he just runs and bites your face. I assume you'll have a four-pound dog that wants to attack you instead of a four-pound dog that wants to attack you instead of a two-pound dog that wants to attack you. I'm getting Toby fixed Thursday.

Toby's getting the big goodbye. He's too food aggressive. He's too much of a bully. He's bullying Rocky? Yeah, he's being mean to Rocky. But then Rocky's mean in his own way. Rocky's the Malamuteute so the winter weather doesn't bother him some nights it'll drop down 10 degrees or whatever and rocky will lay in the doorway and

block toby from coming back in the house and toby's toby's a doodle and i've shaved him down so he's got like a labrador length coat and so he's just out there and rocky's just laying there like yeah you like it chilly out huh like nothing bothers rocky it doesn't matter how cold it gets he enjoys it out there nothing bothers rocky except for toby except for toby beating the shit out of him he hates that just beating that affair they started fighting and i started trying to break him up and i started punching. I just wanted them to let go of each other.

And I broke every blood vessel in the front of my fingers, punching their big dude. They weren't hurt at all, but they barely took notice of me. They're all red. I was like, like ground and pounding with both fists, like hitting this one in the back of the head. And then that one in the back of the head,

trying to get them to let go of each other and screaming the whole, all the while and falling and tripping and breaking a candlestick. Some there's glass everywhere. And finally I realized that like, they don't care that I'm hitting them. I think I told Taylor, I can't throw hard enough to bother my dog. So I just got my fingers into his mouth and just pulled his mouth off of the other dog and the

other dog just skedaddled away and it was it was over then but all toby was clamped onto if you hit my dogs their feelings would be so hurt they would not emotionally recover time soon but physically they'd be fine well yeah maybe the the one pretty old. You don't want to hurt her. But yeah, they would just not take well. They don't need that kind of correction. This is in the middle of a real dogfight. We are

fighting and pulling and tearing and they needed to stop before they caused any expensive injuries to one another. You still got marks on your knuckles? No, everything healed up, but I could see the blood vessels were broken, so they swell up and all over the front of my fucking knuckles from hitting those knuckleheads, those motherfuckers. So, yeah, he's getting fixed.

I didn't know it was $700 to get your dog fixed. Apparently it is. Daddy used to just put a rubber band. $6 if you get the highest quality. Apparently I paid extra for the cold laser therapy. I don't know if they hit him with that before,

during, or after. You're going to get his buccal fat removed? He'd be a very angular face. He'd have those little cheekbones. Toby had a big nose, so we're getting him a very angular face. Those little cheekbones. Toby had a big nose, so we're getting him a snoot job. Yeah. Big, full lips. You make it look like he doesn't have down syndrome.

Put filler in his jowls. I'm losing my ass on this eye-closer-together surgery for Rocky. Oh, I'm glad you mentioned that. It's funny that that made me think of Shane Gillis. Okay.

I see. But Shane Gillis is hosting SNL this week. I think. Yeah. It's insane that he's been asked to do that. It's very, it's so much like Norm MacDonald that you've probably already seen people drawing those comparisons because Norm was obviously fired from the show

back in the day for his OJ Simpson jokes. and then brought back to host two or three years later and he had the opening monologue where he's like a couple years ago i was so not funny that they fired me and now i'm so funny they brought me here to host host whole show. So either I got funnier or y'all got less funny or something like that. And this is the same fucking thing. They fired Gillis after, I don't know, they realized who they had hired before we ever got to do an episode of the show. And now I think they just looked through his catalog and found some of his wilder bits or skits

because he's been doing youtube stuff forever he he's he did isis toyota back in the day yeah where he owned a he's like like we here at isis toyota have no connection to the international terrorist and it's and it's ruthless band of barbaric leaders that's and i must be desperate for the internet has turned against roan's crowd of comedians, by the way. It's not about politics or anything, but they feel like these comedians made it to the top

without earning their way to the top. Brennan Schwab is the most obvious example, although I heard he quit comedy. Who's the... Tom Segura is pretty funny, I think, but his wife has also been elevated by this whole bro-verse type thing.

I recognize her. I know her face. I think you would, too. It's more the other guys. It's that one guy who took so many drugs that he went on the... He lived another life for six months in another country or whatever. Ari? I don't find Ari

to be terribly one um the guy that has the um schultz the machine i like christ i like the machine um i i i don't love andrew schultz he's the guy who's got the futuristic haircut like he's from that dopey walking 50 years old he's got the haircut of his 16 that i got it 50 if he's 50 then he can rock that haircut because he looks like he's late 30s or something. I'm not that clued into this group. I think that... Where it comes from is

Cat Williams taking some swings at them a few weeks ago. I feel like Cat Williams was expressing something that was going on already and he amplified it. But Joey Diaz is one that I think people are like, how is he the funniest guy in the world, according to Joey? That's just you.

You hate Joey Diaz. Huh. Do I? Yeah. I don't know. I don't think so. I think... You're always down shall we i find his storytelling

to not get to the point right away or yeah he leaves out stuff too much i can't listen to his fucking coke voice like it's annoying like he's got rfk jr really abused coke voice and and it's annoying to to hear him gurgling so i don't listen shane gillis to me is the guy that's immune people will hate on every one of rogan's friends as not being as funny as their position would warrant um but shane gillis is always like yeah actually that guy's fucking hilarious they he he have gotten there with or without Joe. Didn't he get a Bud Light deal just recently? Isn't Bud Light? Yeah, Bud Light

is sponsoring. I don't know in what capacity they're sponsoring him or whatever, but he's partnered with Bud Light now because he likes Bud Light. Here's a bet. Not only do I bet that the Niners win the Super Bowl. That's where my money is. Niners?

Okay. I'll take your bets. Heck you, but carry on. But there will be a Super Bowl commercial with Shane Gillis. A Bud Light commercial. Is that a guess or do you have knowledge? No, it's a full guess. It's just we just talked.

It's got to be. If Bud Light is doing a thing with Shane Gillis. You're right. Then they're swinging. It does make a lot of sense. Good prediction. I'm not taking that bet. I'm not taking that bet either. It's too clever.

It's going to have him... What will the commercial be? I don't know. If they want to do it right, they'll let him have a good deal to do with the scripting of it. I don't know. I usually, in years past, recently, I should say, they'll let him have a good deal to do with the scripting of it. Yeah. I don't know.

I usually in years past recently, I should say Superbowl commercials haven't been anything to like care about. When I was a kid, it felt like that was the show. Like I would, I didn't care about the football, but I wanted to see the commercials. And then obviously when YouTube became a full blown thing, it was like,

Ooh, I'm going to sit down and watch every commercial in, you know, i'm just gonna skip the ones i don't like you're able to watch them back to back back but last year i don't even remember any of those and and the the iconic ones don't seem like they happen anymore i still remember that cheetos commercial when that cgi fucking cheeto cheetah was like running from a real cheetah or something that was great that was like 1999 you know the one that burns into my mind? This is why I would watch the Super Bowl because I had to keep current

with cultural events. I think it was Bud Light who did that whole what's up? Yeah. That lasted for two years. That was big. I like the frogs.

The Bud Light frogs. I thought they were cool the polar bears coca-cola polar bears i kind of liked i always like the clydesdales i think i cried one time a little bit at one of those clydesdale commercials because maybe there was a dog maybe the dog wanted to like that like he was like mirroring what the horse did and like the dog wanted to be the clydesdale and like thought he was a horse or something like that and but obviously the dog could never pull the the big Budweiser thing like is like the Clydesdale he aspired to be and I don't know they made him a beer dog or something at the ends or he got to ride like shotgun with the whole wagon and it was like they made him his own special doggy Budweiser keg that's just god i want to drink some beer god i want to drink some beer i want a nice i want 75 ounces of ice cold

piss water that's disgusting beer i don't care who's fucking hocking it you could you could have my dad in the commercials and i'd be like, yeah, Bud Light. It turns out Bud Light's good. But deep down, I'd be like, don't buy it. Dude, it's not like the beer snobbery. There's nothing wrong with a little light beer. Bud Light, Miller Light. If you're socializing, hanging out at an event where you're drinking, do you want a triple hopped IPA Devastator Imperial that's 10%? Or do you want to be drinking like a low alcohol, like light beer?

I want a Coors Light because I want a Coors Light. I want a Miller Light. Coors is the worst. A Michelob. Of the three. Any of that. I want a Dos Equis, a Modelo, any of that shit. What is the Mexican one where you put the lime in the neck?

Corona. Or Dos Equis. Pretty much any Mexican beer, you do the lime or mordello okay i only knew about the corona but a corona with a lime would be the my answer to taylor's question that's the only one i conceivably want and mostly i just don't like yeah and that's that's good too because i'm pretty sure corona is also a light beer right so it's not going to be there's two there's two there's a darker um like lager i think some people like liquor but like if you're hanging out all maybe your option would be like if you were hanging out at a drinking event and you were gonna drink kyle would you really want to do your like vodka like regimen where you like slammed it and then got to your point

no you don't want to do that you want to like casually like get there you want to casually enjoy a drink for a while for me that's not beer that's cider that's a nice yeah i would probably just not drink at all i'd probably get just some sort of like seltzer thing in a in like a clear glass that looked like i was drinking another go-to move true go with the girls find out what they're drinking it's usually the best stuff there it's too sweet i don't like those really too sweet drinks because usually if i'm drinking like light beer that's also useful because i'm that saving room in my belly for like the pizza and wings or like whatever event like at the super bowl party i'm at you drink about you drink a bunch of ipas good luck eating that's

like drinking 10 sandwiches bread yeah a loaf of bread i can good luck eating. That's like drinking 10 sandwiches. A loaf of bread. Yeah, a loaf of bread. I can't relate to Too Sweet. I swear, if you gave me a steak, and if calories weren't a thing, I'd put sugar on it. It'd be better. That's wild. That's insane.

I don't like it. Yeah, it's calories. They're the problem. You guys want to get to dinner? It's dinner time. Yeah, I got to go check on my stash. I think it might be a Bitcoin waiting on me. Ooh.

Ooh. That's very important. Anyway, PKN494.