Painkiller Already - PKN 498

Episode Date: March 6, 2024

PKN498, hey boys. Oh, hey, how's everyone doing? Good. Well, I wasn't bitten by a horse today, so I'm feeling great. Did you have the opportunity to be bitten by a horse? Well, I thought the whole internet had seen that poor man walking down the sidewalk who was massacred by that carriage horse. What? Oh my God.

So you may have seen an old video where a camel picks up a mean old Arab man and slings him around, I think eventually kills him. This was close this horse bites this man's man titty and like pulls him almost off the ground and like it's the to give the guy credit he knocked the shit out of that horse oh yeah dude i'd fuck up a horse is this in america yeah he didn't hold back the horse because that's what i do he like he gave him like a two arms charging shove kind of thing. But I think some of it was that he was falling from having his titty pulled halfway off. I saw the wound on Twitter. And it's like, you can see the outline of a giant, you know, when somebody bites you, like maybe a kid bites you.

And you're like, ha ha, you little fucker. Look at that. Like jaws. Like that. But horse sucks. My daughter, Hope, hates horses. Fucking hates them. And she's pretty funny about it, too.

She's like, what, you believe that cloven animal sent from hell is good? But it turns out, now I remember, she was bit by a horse at Disney World as a child and just hasn't forgiven the whole fucking animal kingdom yet. Nope. I mean, that's understandable. See, I thought she was hateful, but she has a lot of evidence on her side here. Yeah. I think she was trying to

pet its nose. I've always admired Westerns so much that I have this, I revere horses in a way that I have no reason to because we had a horse growing up, but that didn't go well. We had a horse for a while and then we had, I went to a horse camp for a whole summer,

which was one of those instances of like a parent should have been like, Kyle, this is for little girls. You'll be the only big boy here riding a horse with all the little girls. Why don't we go take you to a boy cowboy camp? But nobody said anything even resembling any of that. They said, sure, 50 more dollars ain't much. And they put me on and they left me there with all them little girls. It was so awkward.

And like the lady, the lady ran the place. Her daughters were like barrel racing, roping cowgirls. And so here's me and like eight other little girls in those slightly older girls bedroom looking at their ribbons. And shit, they had won. And I'm like, I don't think I'm supposed to be here. It wasn't like you didn't feel like the bell of the ball? I was not the bell of the ball.

It was only one person who would talk to me. It was Meredith. Shout out to Meredith. Yeah, she was my age inexplicably because everybody else was younger. And she didn't seem to mind that I was a boy. And anyway, it was ridiculous. But I went to horse camp so i like that you know i i love this story i'm kind of reminded of when i learned to play hockey and i was the only grown-up kyle i know you don't know hockey culture but woody going to a learn to skate as an adult is hysterical like it is it is five six seven year olds out there around like

shuffling their foot and what he's over there crossing over dude i played roller hockey for a long time and i had a dangerous slap shot at least if you're six and you're like kramer kung fu and kids bowing to the fucking sensei over there. You're like, coach thinks I've got what it takes to play the pros. Yeah. Like the NHL. No, no.

I was putting the pucks through their legs. I was dangling around them. The five to seven year old pro ass. That's so funny. Because if you don't know, you see learn to skate and you'd think like, oh, this is where you go to learn to skate. But you do age out of that. The ref is like, I've never called a hip check to the face before, but OK. The ref's defending you.

He's like, this is hockey, folks. It's part of the game. There's no rule against being bigger and stronger than your opponent. Yes, yes, there is right here. That man cut me off in the parking lot. A rule against being bigger and stronger than your opponent. Yes, there is right here. That man cut me off in the parking lot. He cut me off in the parking lot.

Now he's throwing little Jimmy into the board so hard his teeth are rattling. They have to put all the kids in non-contact jerseys because Woody's out there. They've all got baby teeth. He's knocking them out. Knocking out baby teeth is a funny thing like i would i mean little kids in hockey gear would be a funny fucking like photo like like make it seem like they lost all those teeth playing hockey

that's the time when i think kids are kind of the cutest when you've got kids who are all snaggletoothed and shit. When they're missing, they look like a jack-o'-lantern. Or the front two are ginormous. Like they're adult man sized. Oh, like Hermione. Yeah. Oh, did she have that for a bit? Yeah, in the books, Hermione's not very attractive.

And that's why all of her friends are dudes. And she's super brainy too. So she's not fitting in well and she's got these huge buck teeth and uh they um they get shrunk down at one point and it's time to fix her back the way she was she's like actually let's leave those the way they are and like has this like cosmetic surgery in like year four or five or something like that um and just gets those fixed up yeah she's like she's when you, when you fix me back up, let's leave the teeth the way they are.

And like, because she doesn't want big, ugly buck teeth because she's a girl. She wants to be pretty. I'm very confused. Oh, so something fixed her teeth. So she had like transformed into like a,

I guess I can't remember exactly. She had transformed to use polyjuice or something. She had become another thing and it was time to write that magic and make her herself again. And she's like, ah, leave the teeth. Leave the teeth like they are. I didn't know that was an option with that potion.

I saw the writer, Rowling, say that, and it's like, why would you even say this? It's so long after and such a big product. She's like, you know what? I think Hermione and Harry should have ended up together. It didn't sense for for hermione and ron did it it's like you wrote that yeah it's your book dumbass like what are you talking about like you can't say that now first of all yes yes that's what we're all thinking we're screaming it that harry has no chemistry with jenny even he didn't have any with Cho Chow. He Hermione is the fuckable one.

All right. And Ron Ron is not the guy like Neville's the one who's got the glow up over there. I could see him getting with Hermione. Maybe she needs somebody brave in his life. Ron's just this fucking poor redheaded kid. Like, no, I don't know about all that. Ron's the only character in that whole series. I didn't read the books, but I watched the movies that I just every time he was on screen, I was like, you're such a waste, Ron.

Every time. It's like Hermione pulling her weight. Harry, obviously pulling his weight. Dumbledore and the gang pulling his weight. Hagrid doing his best. Ron, every time he's on screen, whining, complaining. Even Voldemort and the guy with the guy with the with the snake staff at least i knew what they were angling for and they weren't afraid of going for it a lot of voldemort's plans

don't work if ronda isn't there ron like ron has one of harry potter's mortal enemies in his pocket for the first two fucking years of the show like there is a man transformed as a rat who wants to murder harry and he is lord voldemort's most loyal servant, perhaps. And he lives in Ron's pocket for two fucking, the first two fucking years before they figure it out later. Maybe longer. Is it Sirius? Yeah, very Sirius. No, no, no. It's Peter Pettigrew.

Sirius is a character for people that don't know at all. Sirius was a good guy. It's the rat man. Yeah, Sirius was the best. But I thought Sirius turned into a rat. Do I have that made up? Nah, a dog. He was a dog guy. It's the rat man. Yeah, Sirius was the best. But I thought Sirius turned into a rat. Do I have that made up? No, a dog. He was a dog. Called himself Fluffy.

Okay. But he was Harry's godfather. And like the closest thing he ever had to like a real parent. And then he dies right in front of Harry's eyes. It's real sad. Harry Potter has too much children panicking. I need my heroes to be brave. Right?

I like an Iron Man, a Captain America. Like, oh it end game end game this is the scene right the whole fucking world's opening up that spaceships are coming down there's all these problems captain america is literally 1v like 75 000 and he's like all right you fuckers mess with the wrong guy i like that he didn't scream he didn't panic ron has a bigger fear to like a possible car accident well ron's not the star though let's we can't compare ron to captain america ron's that kid in the rubble watching captain america pick the hammer up okay harry's the cool one they they warp harry to that fucking graveyard in the middle of the night after

he's exhausted and beaten already from the tri-wizard tournament and he's surrounded by all of the death eaters who then make his greatest enemy material again and harry potter come to die what does harry do fights it out he doesn't run fights dude i was pulling for that bulgarian guy the whole time i was watching i'm like clearly this is the king of the castle. He's the best wizard among you. If he doesn't win, there's nonsense afoot. Maybe I should watch Kyle's show about children and romance or whatever the fuck

Harry Potter is. Oh, it's coming back. Does Ron ever get to have a brave series? I'm going to remake the Harry Potter thing and I'm all about it because they're going to do a year per year and have this decade old thing by the end. They better cast those kids right. You don't want a fat little dumpling or a cutter or something weird.

On the other hand, you're probably right. But I would be open to recasting. No, no, no. I mean during the 10 years. If it takes them 10 years to tell this story and the kids, are they supposed to age 10 years?

Yes, 10 years It's perfect, that's why it's perfect Because every book is a year of their schooling It's 7 years Nowadays things come out every 18, 24 months They would have to have a schedule Well don't worry, they'll only make 3 episodes a year All my concerns are alleviated now Thank you

Maybe I'm being too harsh on Ron You'll have to remind me Did he have like a All my concerns are alleviated now. Thank you, Kyle. All those complaints. Maybe I'm being too harsh on Ron. You'll have to remind me. Did he have a comeback story where he becomes brave at the end or not? Not exactly. He fucks Hermione. That's pretty brave. He kind of comes on her back, I guess.

Yeah. Okay, all right. I'll favor that. He has a bunch of moments where either him returning or him sticking him returning or him like sticking with Harry or like overcoming his cowardice is what saves the day. Yeah, they each have their moments. I prefer Pippin's story, Pippin and Mary starting with cowardice and slowly evolving into heroes in their own right. Was it Mary who knocked the bucket in the chain down that well? That was Pippin. Pippin.

I saw a meme the other day. It was like, Gimli's bellowing through the halls. No! Gandalf, there, there, master dwarf. Pippin bumps a bucket.

Oh! Dude, that was a bad bucket to bump. I remember watching that even as a kid, and I'm like, where does that well lead to? Just a chasm? What were they hauling up? Other forms of rocks?

That's what the dwarves love. They love stones. They're like drawing a bucket full of ash in this chasm. Don't get them started on stones. That would have been good. A little conversation with Legolas and Gimli where they explore each other's interests. Where it'd be like, I like rocks! I like being immortal in a thousand years old.

And I like walking on snow without leaving footprints. It's no wonder the dwarves resent the elves. It's objectively a better life. You don't live underground. You're immortal. You're taller. You never go bald unless you choose to like the only thing is you guys have heard it before so i'll say it and fast forward i have this idea that

the right climate leads to the right like the most productive civilization it can't be arctic but it also can't be like hawaii where you just throw up a hammock and fucking coconuts fall on your head you never need to advance your civilization well elves are hawaii they live in trees they never fucking invent so much as a wheel they have magic they have everything all covered they ride around on horses they shoot bows and arrows and their society is is like the fucking um avatar world or something where they are super beings but they're also basically native american indians with magic they lean on magic too hard and you're right about the fact that like even in the wars between the elves and the dwarves like it's like oh how are the dwarves gonna win other than the fact they're like a lot stronger on a one-to-one basis physically it's like well while you guys

were futting around up here sleeping the dwarves were inventing like big mechanisms and like war machines and like they're that's another thing people don't know about maybe maybe people do like one of the quote-unquote powers of the dwarves is like they're fantastic engineers they know anything you can imagine they can build it when the elves need are like we don't know how to build this even though we have infinite time get a dwarf dwarf in here. He'll get us moving in the right direction with counterweights and stuff. The elves should be way smarter. I watch like Tier Zoo, for example.

And in that, they often talk about like scoping your evolution points into this and that. They video gamify evolution. And things that live longer are better able to pass on that generational knowledge. They gather more wisdom.

If humans only aged, if humans had our full life cycle in four years, then we wouldn't have the same wisdom that we do because we live 80 years. Or maybe more because we'd have, we'd have, if we mature, you know, if we lived before,

then by like one, we're adults maybe. But, but maybe because we've got those short spans and we got all these generations flooding through we can advance more quickly and adopt new ideas more quickly because i think there's a lot of value in spending like the first 22 years of your life in school i think you'd have a lot of knowledge drop-offs if we lived to four where there would be a lot of peaks and valleys and civilization you'd hardly get past starting a fire it's like a different kind of hard drive right like like like ours are like like we

have this long infancy period where we're helpless and stupid like most animals they fall out the back and get like a little and then they're up and fucking all right what come on they're like um meanwhile we're just sitting there ready to be eaten for years yeah and i don't think a brain as complex as ours could develop that quickly like that's why we're so weak for so long is our brains take so much more energy than other animals do yeah like there's like no what's the requirement of a turtle brain taylor's projecting. You know, it takes a lot of energy to build a giant head and brain. It does. You draw the energy. Bring phrenology

back. Most of our caloric burn is our brains, right? A lot of it is. I think most of our caloric burn is powering our brain. I've been watching these short stories on YouTube, and I think a lot of them are either AI- AI generated or Reddit

writing prompts. And it's all these like alien encounter scenarios. And they're often from the point of view of the aliens describing humanity. And I love them. I'm eating them like popcorn. Like, I must have watched 15 of these things. They're 6 to 20 minutes long each.

One of them, humanity's like meeting the galactic republic for the first time they're in the they're in the senate building and everybody's looking at the human and kind of making fun of them and this other race has they're like humanity humanity is like their guest they like gave them a pet like hey as you know humanity just helped us in our war against the zendafu over there and you look at the Zendafu guy and he's sitting there fucking looking at the floor. Everybody's like, what's wrong with him? And, you know, humanity stepped in and they helped us with our war.

Of course, they're they've only recently gotten faster than light travel, as you know. But they're a wonderful species. And I think they'd be a great addition. And they have some documents that they brought for us. And you can hear the leader's mind. And they're kind of they're all mocking the human. And basically the human says, we've got these articles we'd like you all to sign. And they dictate how wars should be fought.

We've long had rules for our wars. And as you know, we just had a war with the Zendathu over there. And that went very poorly. And we just want, if we have any trouble with anyone here, we'd like everyone to sign this. And like the warrior race guy jumps up and he's like we're not how dare you dictate to us we're the galactic empire we've been in these chambers longer than you've had you know wheels um we'll make war upon you now and we won't sign your document and the human says well what will be the rules of our war then he's's like, okay, war then. What are the rules?

He's like, no rules. We will kill your men, we will enslave your women, and we will send your children to the vacuum of space. Oh, okay. So then the war starts. The Galactic Empire, because they're not warrior races, their way of war is like when we used to have ships of the line and they would two fleets would circle each other firing broadsides. And then they would board each other and fight.

Or you get in the field and line up like with muskets. They have lasers and stuff, but they have no strategy. So the humans kill them all. They kill them all. I think the name of the video is like, whatever happened to the Glendatu? And it's like, this is the story of what happened to them. At the end, humanity kills them all. They get back to those chambers and they're like,

no, we do not accept your surrender. We told you what would happen. You destroyed three of our colonies. You killed 1.2 million humans. We want all of your generals executed. We're going to try them. We're going to melt them with radiation so they die painfully. You will

be executed personally, and you will also have to change your name. You're no longer the Gundafu. You're the Samorans. You spelled Gundafu. I want to see this so bad. Oh, I can find the video. Because there's no video. It's just audio. know it's an audio

story dude they needed a guy like but it's like michigan had this year like watching some game tape before they agree no game tape when the war starts 100 kyle's retelling of the story is going to be better than the original i promise it's not really colin will not colin kyle will fucking tell you about some lame ass Star Trek episode from 1997 and I'm on the edge of my seat like I gotta rewatch that shit and then you see Wesley Crusher try to reenact Kyle's telling and he's not there he's not there

it's bad they go to have their war and they've allowed like a representative from the council to come onto their flagship the human flagship to watch the war and he's wanting to run right away he's like i gotta get out of here this is crazy you're just what are we doing and the others the enemy the zimbabwe or whatever like line up broad sides they're ready to go they're all sideways and they're big spaceships and the humans are like

zoom in they're like something like 10 giga quads away or whatever he's like but the picture was like we were right next to them and then they began their approach and when we arrayed when we got to seven giga quads i heard a lady say we're in weapons range that's right their weapons range is 7.5 giga quads. So then they just started shooting. Then the captain said, prepare thermonukes. So every step of it is just overkill. It's real fun. Please give me this link.

I desperately want this video. I have invested. I'm watching it tonight. I got it. I found it. With Jackie. I'm pretty sure this is the exact story it's on a youtube channel called um um sci-fi stories there was another one where like the humans oh uh there's many chapters like like maybe six or eight chapters or something i think

um there's one where like it became um like a universal saying the humans are here as like a joke is this where i start this video i think it is i'll double check before we like sign off later um make sure i've sent you the right one but uh but no i like all these i like all these it's more often than not the aliens realize that um i think the idea in a lot of the stories, the background is that for an alien race to get to the galactic council and, and, and achieve faster than light travel, all of them had this same thing in common that they weren't, they didn't really fight much.

They're not warrior like races. So the fact that humanity's achieved faster than light travel is an anomaly that such a scary warlike species now has it. This video is called what happened when the humans came oh that one's good i'll make sure i give you the right one before before i was trying to help the audience but that's um that one's good too they're all good honestly um i listened to like i said a bunch of them but what's really good is what me and taylor been watching i don't know if you have Shogun. You watching Shogun?

It's the Japanese 16th century drama on Hulu right now. 17th century technically, I guess. I hope it's on play. It's really, really good. There's no commercials on Hulu.

I get them. You must have a subscription. I pay the extra $3 a month and I There's no commercials on Hulu. I get them. You must have a subscription. I pay the extra $3 a month, and I do not get ads on Hulu. I don't watch much Hulu, but maybe I would. Maybe this would get me in. Or hopefully it's Netflix. You're always looking for good shit to watch. This is the best. It's only two episodes, but this is not...

I don't think it's going to become From. First of all, it's better than that ever was. And it's the best shit I've seen since Chernobyl. It's really good. No, this is being very well accepted. Critics are raving about this. It's super popular already. I know they filmed in Canada because of COVID.

But everything is so accurate. Not that I'm an expert on 1600s Japan or anything. But the costumes look excellent. The scenery looks excellent. i like all those actors like i said before you can't wokeify 1600s japan it just is what it is um you can't there's no way if they would have tried it would have fallen flat because it just is what it is didn't hold up very well in uh hamilton oh that show about vikings that netflix made i didn't see it but it was like you know that show about our founding fathers the african-american rappers yeah well the main the main japanese guy in the show one of the main actors was like i'm not doing

this unless you're casting like people correctly like they have to be japanese unless of course like like the main character is a white guy so obviously he's going to be a white guy but it's really really fucking good the acting's great the plot's great it's basically the story is um like the the the leader of japan or such that he was has passed away and he and and power has been fractured and split among four or five warlords and now one of them has gotten the rest of the council together to go after the strongest of them and and he's our guy like like the guy who's been persecuted and cornered by the whole council he's our guy and he's sitting there like fucking thinking his way out of it like a game of thrones character and it's really fun to watch and our

other character is i think his name's john blackthorn or something and it's a it's really fun to watch. And our other character is, I think his name's John Blackthorn or something. And it's a real life historical character. The first Englishman, I think, to make it to Japan because the Portuguese and the Catholic Church had kept it a secret from the rest of Europe and the Protestants at large and had been doing all their trade with them. And this guy is the thorn in the side of, of everyone. Really? He's constantly cursing and screaming and getting mad because he's like,

he doesn't believe the Catholic interpreter is going to tell him. It must be good. That was a good one. Yeah. He's, he's literally getting pissed on and beaten up. Um, they boil a man a lot.

And in the first episode, it was a little much i didn't like that was so much i was not prepared for that ramp up okay at least in game of thrones like they decapitate a few people early let you see a little torture and then then we cut some dicks off later on you're all right i can take it this oh my god right out of the gate and we're boiling this guy alive and it takes a long time to boil a guy alive when you start with cold water. It's awful. I definitely looked down at my phone

during some of that scene. I was like, I don't really want to do this. His face is melting off and stuff. It's awful. That's real gruesome. But it's not leading up to Shogun. I'm watching three shitty shows at the same time right now.

Masters of the Air. Are you guys watching that still? Did you give up on it? Check out Shogun. I'm watching three shitty shows at the same time right now. Oh, move to a good one. Masters of the Air. Are you guys watching that still? Did you give up on it? I didn't start it. That's all I got from me. Oh, no. I, on the other hand, am current and getting disappointed weekly.

The other one is Celestial. I don't know which one's better between those two. Celestial, it had a really neat concept on the opening one and i was like oh this might be cool at this point i'm just not into it it's one of those shows that doesn't give you the information you need to understand it and that's how they handle this mystery and i'm like this just doesn't fucking i don't get it i don't know what is this bullshit it's got like stephen king syndrome where it's got the most awesome coolest premise that doesn't have the correct backfill to make it satisfying when it comes to fruition where it's like oh i thought there was going to be a lot

of moving mechanisms and parts behind this but it's magic and then the last one have you heard of resident alien no oh yeah i know about that i do you that's yeah i know about it it's yeah yeah you you avoided it from the start? It has the guy who's like the engineer or like the tough guy from that Nathan Firefly back in the day. It's that red-headed guy.

It has the pilot who's the tough guy's wife, husband. You're right, pilot. He's an undercover alien. Yes. Look, that sounds fun but like when i saw that premise i was like ah this is just a way to have some regular guy act and like 99 of the time he's not an alien often is he uh he is an alien often except that it's easier than you think he just throws on a mask and some gloves and wears full clothes. Oh, he's got a good mask. I thought he transformed.

So when you first meet this guy, he is a high-budget, wonderful CGI alien. And then every time you see him in alien form going forward, he'll just throw a mask and gloves on real quick and be alien. It's a good mask, but it's not like

nanotech cgi goodness or anything okay the premise is the alien is going to earth to exterminate everybody his plane crashes something goes wrong and um now he's trying to like recover his equipment and get back on mission it is obvious he's going to take an affinity towards the humans and not kill us all. He's already falling in love with one of his co-workers. And I'm just like, this is a horseshit bad show. I don't know how much farther I'll give it. Yeah, cut your losses and go over to Shogun.

It's really solid. It's excellent. Yeah, it's excellent. This is the one, Kyle? Yeah, that's definitely the one that i was describing let me say the name for the audience in case they're also as enthusiastic as i am why the galavric are no more part one of seven a short sci-fi story g-a-l-a-v-r-c-k it's not a word you can spell well taylor could probably spell, but I don't know about that.

Couldn't even get liaison. Yeah. Anyway. So now we'll add that to the list. Jackie and I watch fish videos almost every day. She has become an expert in corals. It is pretty cool to see. She, uh, just, she knows all their Latin names and shit and what their requirements are and their different compatibility. And, uh, she's very good. Is she angling for a fish expansion? A tank expansion? We've done one tank extension already. I've already had this idea to like utilize our server room as a fish tank engine room and

put the fish tank behind where the projector screen is now. But with the projector screen on a motor so it goes up and down and you can just choose your configuration. But Jackie was like, maybe we should fix the roof. And I'm like, pish posh.

This is where I keep my computer servers and fish tanks. You're not wrong. Two peas in a pod. My two most precious things right next to one another. To lose but one of them

would be a catastrophe. So I keep them close so nothing can happen to either. Why sure, a catastrophic failure in one ensures one in the other. Why do you ask? But I don't know. Some people who go to tanks bigger than ours find that it's not as good

like when i went from my 25 gallon to my 150 in some ways it was six times more fun i'm told that if you go from a 150 to a 450 it is not triple the fun necessarily that you might just find a triple the work in the same amount of fun big tank makes sense so i'm going slowly it's like if you decide to buy four dogs all at once what kind of psycho would do that you should add a different exhibit though like like you know that thing at the aquarium where you pet the sand dollars like you should have one of those like a like a like a like a big round you know shallow pool which you've got some critters that you can kind of kind of you know play with oh i was watching a dolphin blow bubble rings and then swim through them and push them around yeah and i'm like jackie we need some salt for the pool let's do this i saw that on twitter too and it was like it made me almost

sad where i'm like that thing is so bored in there it needs it needs space it needs space to swim it's not like an alligator we should give a fuck a little bit like let it go our dolphin won't be bored colin loves to wrestle in the pool i hope colin's okay with a little rape because dolphins i think i think if they don't like what you're doing they just drown you they're just like all right you're in my domain and i'm a big animal i'm gonna hold you down with my prehensile penis i think it's fascinating that those orca are clearly they've decided to be peaceful to us like they've decided that. The orcas in the wild? Yeah. The orcas have never

heard a human in the wild, ever. I didn't know that. They've decided not to. I think they're sneaky about it. I think they've never done it, ever. Is it possible that no one attacked by an orca has ever lived

to tell the tale? Have you seen the crowds on those Antarctic beaches? They all know if they're after us. But with those sharks, I saw one hit a great white the other day, like a freight train. The video is just on the great white,

sort of up from above, and he's doing his wiggle thing. And then the orca... It said great white on the video And then the orca comes. It said Great White on the video, but the orca comes out of nowhere and fucking hits it like a freight train and just destroys it with one hit. They eat the Great White's livers. Did you know that?

That they remove the liver and leave the rest? Well, that's wasteful. Not very American Indian of them. Well, I mean, they're going to, you know, there's plenty of critters around to eat the rest. Yeah, I guess it's's wasteful. Not very American Indian of them. Well, I mean, there's plenty of critters around Aetherest. Yeah, I guess it's not wasteful. There's a whole ecosystem that crops up on the bottom. On the bottom, they're called whale falls. Zach, can you show this?

I assume Colin and I are talking about the same video because we're both on Reddit so much, but I could be wrong. It happens all the time. That is not the video. Oh, it's not? Okay. Okay. Zach is going to show it. I see this little shark.

So shallow. Wow. Oh, no! I think it got away. Oh. He's quick. I'm just on the beach. Yeah, now it's replaying. I didn't realize how small it was.

I thought, I was like, what attacked that shark? Was it a great white? Kyle says it's an orca. I didn't know it was an orca, but now I do. But the shark must have been like a foot long to be attacked by a barracuda like that. Yeah. I wish I could find the

i saw the i think i saw the one you were talking about i don't know if it's if it's not a new clip i think if it's an old clip i've seen it before it's like in the deep sea and it yeah hits it like a train and it fucks it up i think i've seen an orca throw a shark in the air definitely they do that with seals for a goof. I'm fine with them killing as many sharks as they please. Here's some different footage of them killing a great white. It's not what I was talking about. It doesn't have the impact, but they are just

clearly murdering this shark. But no, the fact that they don't hurt us, but they do fuck up our boats. I think it's in the Mediterranean or somewhere where they've been destroying those boats. Like, sinking them. But when they sink them, the people are in the water. And they leave the people alone.

Oh. Why would they leave us alone? Maybe they know. They decided. They got together. They held a council. Decided people are cool. Maybe. I bet they're a lot smarter than we think they are. I think they are.

I think these things should have rights. I think marine mammals in general should have rights. That shark is bleeding. Yeah, they want that liver. Yeah, he's not going to make it. He stopped moving. He's thinking. He's thinking. He's in the rut.

And there's three orcas wanting that liver. Yeah, you read about orcas and I think sperm whales, a lot of those have dialectic communication. Or they theorize that. They're using AI to try to

decipher whale language. That would be cool. I mean, it would be funny if it was like Google's AI and it's like orcas hate white people. And that's the facts. I wonder if we're like, oh, cool,

AI, that's like just magic computer dust that'll figure it out right fucking siri barely understands what i say are they really gonna figure out what orcas are saying no yeah well in the same way that they they do they decipher those tablets that have very little left of them with the context clues right like they're they're looking at a giant puzzle and and they can like look at many, many different potentials rapidly and, and come to a conclusion, right?

That's how it works. Yeah. But that, that's also how you get some of those, uh, those, you've shown me some of these, the ridiculous fossil reconstructions throughout the ages.

Well, that's people, some, some guy who's like, well, yeah, AI is just an, if this,

then this machine made by people sure but you know it's it's better than one person in a in a dark room in a i i have some serious doubts about those dinosaurs i 100 believe dinosaurs are real i always joke about the conspiracy theory that they're like a made-up thing like like mermaids and such uh but i have some serious doubts they look like that at all. I think you're wrong on the dinosaur thing. I hate to admit it, but I don't think dinosaurs were even a third as cool as we were led to believe in movies.

Is it the feathers? It's the feathers. No, the feathers are cool. It's not cool. And it's the size of the dinosaurs. What if dinosaurs were pretty big you know 15 18 20 feet tall and colored like a parrot that'd be fucking scary that would be really scary but probably want to kill your children i think what was the one i don't remember oh my god that's the horror

movie that's the horror movie that that it's giant parrots and they're mimicking things they've heard you say to draw you deeper into the jungle the parrots just perfectly sounds like your wife out there like that awful lethal company game that awful lethal company game yeah that game fell out of favor quickly but it was a fun it was a fun little little romp while it lasted. Very brief window. I don't even know about Lethal Company. That's not the space one that you play with your friends. Yeah, it was the space one that you collect garbage.

You look for flashlights and shit? You literally look for trash. And you're like, we got a lot of trash this time. And it's more just fun joking with your friends and having a good time with that. It's not like there's much strategy to it other than running around that's a lot of games rng yeah people i remember cod 4 was the best game ever yeah yeah have you tried it again yeah did you try it again alone like i bet it was a lot of the social aspect you were having fun with like you

and your boys getting home from at least for me getting home from high school and being like all right time to grind let's play you know so much fun here's the video of it hitting it it hits it in the first three seconds of the video yeah i don't know if those games would be fun um going back i know i know pub g wasn't i tried to go back and play pub g a couple years ago and it ago and it was just like that Call of Duty 4 meme. You know, 50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town. Fucking just kind of wish I hadn't gone back.

You know? It's like open a casket for like years of someone who died three years ago. Like, oh, I probably should have remembered them the way they are. Damn dropped oh my goodness well while i'm here she's wearing some jewelry yeah it was while i'm here she's wearing yeah i mean if you you don't hear much about grave robbing anymore yeah i wonder why you don't hear much about grave robbing anymore. Yeah, I wonder why not.

Are people still buried with jewelry? I would imagine. Maybe caskets are better. Oh, yeah. Actually, how much fucking better could caskets be? There's no way they're better. They're steel. Some of them are hermetically sealing because people don't want the worms and shit to get to them. They're sealed in a steel box.

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Today's antiques trade has become The street land industry What about Neil Degrassi Tyson? I found it I want to group watch this video zach if you could uh put that up this in i was always like cremate me and i still might be like whatever's easiest on my loved ones you know cremating is kind of easy to get done there's no scheduling or whatever but um uh he had his own thoughts on this and it kind of stuck with me. Hopefully this is the right video.

Zach. Oh, with audio, please. At a funeral in the casket, just go down and back up to make it restart. What a great feature. What happens?

Maintain the energy. Your temperature drops. How far does it drop to room temperature at a funeral in. What happens? Maintain the energy. Your temperature drops. How far does it drop? To room temperature. At a funeral in the casket, if you touch the hand of the person in the casket, your first thought is, the body's cold. No, it's not. It's room temperature. But it's cold compared to 100 degrees.

They're no longer burning this energy. Okay, so now, every one of your molecules has energy within it. If you get cremated, that energy gets released in the form of heat. And you heat the air, and that air radiates to space. You get buried, which is how I want my body to be disposed of. Bury me. I don't want the energy content of my body to just get radiated out into space of no use to anybody. Put me in the ground.

Let the worms, microbes, come in and out of my body and the energy content of my body that i had assembled over my lifetime consuming the flora and fauna of this earth my body then returns to them and thus is the cycle of life so i was like yeah okay that's why i want that mountain funeral where they just lay you out and cut strips from you and allow the the vultures to devour you i've seen a video of that it's horrific yeah it's hard it's like uh it's like a mongolian way of it's a sky burial is what it's called sky burial i think it's south america though oh i thought it was like the steps of mongolia maybe because it's like handyman wearing something. Yeah. I had South America in my head for sure.

They like lay your body out and it's really fucking cold. And then a bunch of buzzards come and eat you. And people just like watch you get eaten for a while. Yeah. They, they flay you a little bit, make it, you know,

you're not trying to, you know, make it easy on the buzzards and then Tibet. Okay. Well, they, I don't know what kind of problems. You should have a big machine that slices you like that bagel slicer, not down the middle, but in, And then Tibet. Okay. Well, I don't know what kind of problems they have.

They should have a big machine that slices you like that bagel slicer. Not down the middle, but in... What do they call it? Slice like bread? Yeah. Right? Yeah. They do that for people.

Boom. Now the buzzer should be so happy. Turn you into soup stock. Yeah. It's a great idea. I mean, yeah, cremation's fine. I don't care. Yeah, I would rather be cremated.

I just want to just get rid of me uh you know if you want to compress me into a gemstone of some kind and wear me around your neck and make conversation in the future that's cool but but but burn me up for someone's just gonna lose you i i mean i was never what does that even mean once you're dead you're gonna get packed into a diamond and then lost a diamond would lose a diamond? First of all, I don't know off the top of my head what it would cost to take like 200 pounds of me and turn it into a diamond, but I bet

it's expensive as fuck. I bet that's like a $90,000 diamond. Minimum. Minimum. I want you to be the decorative handhold of my cane. That'd be cool. Oh, actually I want to be preserved in Amber body though. Just in a big,

I'm naked in a tank of Amber and I look alarmed. I'm knocking. I'm knocking on the, they, they, they pose me. That would be fun. Oh man.

You can have some fun. If like wheels, they told you they were. Please tell me when I'm going to die. I want to go on a good cut before that process begins. I think a lot of people do. Go on a cut before they die. Wither away.

There's a country song that's like, prop me up beside the jukebox if I die. It's the whole song. He doesn't want to be buried or cremated. He wants to be taxidermied that kid that had like a playstation controller put in his hand and he's like sitting in front have you seen that no oh zach this is like a meme yeah exactly just pull up uh it's uh the

black guy who died and he like at the funeral has himself posed in like a gamer chair with a playstation well he requested he be posed in this way yeah it's like this is dope I hope he has headphones with cat ears on them for reasons just his greatest

enemy snuck that in cat ears wear those all the time they don't seem like something boys should wear but popular streamers wear it cat boys i didn't know they did yeah there it is you guys haven't seen this first of all i've never seen this second of all this is horrific. I will say this. I bet he needs a joint, right? I need a little joint between his fingers or in his mouth. I do like his snacks. These are some of my honestly favorite snacks.

He has zebra cakes, Doritos, and a Barks root beer. That would be a good night. That is a solid snack lineup, minus the Doritos. Yeah, that's a good diet for someone who doesn't care about the future. Yeah. Look at that man. He's felt. He can have some zebra cakes if he wants. He didn't get that physique on Doritos.

No way. This is false advertising. Oh, look, Chaka got his lunch. Chaka. Man, look at that. I really hope there's a PlayStation set up in front him playing like some looped footage or something at least. Or this is so bizarre. Him just staring at a wall.

Yeah. Or those augmented reality glasses. Look at this shit. Okay. There's no way this happened twice. They put his fucking sneakers next to him, dude. That's a different guy. I know it's a different guy.

I'm not so racist. I can't tell two of them apart. Come on. I'm not so racist I can't tell two of them apart come on however it's literally a different black guy also wearing like a sports track suit also posed with snacks and a video game console thank you for clarifying that they were different people

oh my god Zach I didn't know this that's Wendy Williams it's a little too early for this is she dying or did she just lose her job Oh my God, Zach, I didn't know this. We got to put a stop to this. That's Wendy Williams. It's a little too early for this. Is she dying or did she just lose her job? She has dementia. Yeah, she's a horrible person.

So that's as close to God being like, and you too, as it gets. What does she do? I don't know anything about her. Is she a view host? Is that right? Yes. She's a horrible person it's some takes that she's had and some things that she said she's upset me so much that i tried to delete her from my memory warehouse but i because it's upsetting like like her her what she's done i can't remember what it is it's i i do that with people sometimes i just delete what what they're

what do you say? Calling an extreme embalming, extreme involved. I like the motorcycle guy in the lower, right? What if he died on a bike though? That does make it funnier. You go on the other side of that.

It's hilarious. I just noticed the fucking green lantern. How are we not talking about the green lantern? Pull that shit. I'm sorry, Zach, give it, give it back to us.

I didn't notice the green lantern. Hold the black lantern. Holy fucking shit. Yeah. if you guys dress me up as the green lantern when i die give me a better outfit than that all right now i will say this i bet that the motorcycle if i could believe that the celtics one the bike one maybe that lady are real i don't know what that white guy behind the car is that seems like some sort of bit from a comedy movie but the green lantern up there there is no fucking way that that man was a fan of the green lantern certainly not enough to be to have this done to him you know there's just no fucking way that's an obscure superhero who's only had that one ryan reynolds

movie that danked and and and a bunch of comics and forgive me for being a little racist but i don't know if black folks love the green lantern was there a black green lantern that i don't know about that's possible yeah i'm sure of it oh shit all right well this is legit then never mind the thing is the green lantern is the color yellow and he's playing with fire with that curtain behind him wait the green lantern's weakness is yellow yeah yeah what an idiot yeah i know the green lantern like is almost as powerful as superman yet he's got some real fucking weirdness about him like the color what happens with yellow like what is it like kryptonite where it's like you show him yellow and he's like oh my powers but let me let me google it i i thought I remembered that there's like some other lanterns. And they're like the bad lanterns or something.

And maybe yellow energy comes out of their shit. And he's like vulnerable to that yellow energy. I didn't think he was. I didn't think it was such that he avoided the color. Like he wouldn't drive a yellow car. I don't think that's it. But that's one of the stupider comics. I guess. There's like a whole league of the. I have the answer that's it but that's one of the stupider comics that I don't know

there's like a whole league of the I have the answer so it changed I guess in the beginning he just didn't have the ability to impact things that were yellow and later he got color fear and he has big problems like he can't face things that are yellow

what a bitch this is around the Vietnamese conflict, right? Must be. That was him shitting himself. It's an allegory for an American GI wearing all green afraid of that yellow man out in the jungle. And for good reason.

They got fucking punji pits. Covered in doo-doo. Those people were awful. Did you know we would do this thing where we would make a few rounds flaming magma on them yeah well we did that we're good at that we did this thing where we'd make a few of their rounds like high explosive on the inside so the gun would explode and like maim the user but not all the rounds like one in a hundred in a giant box of ten thousand maybe would be or maybe one in five hundred in a giant box of 10,000 maybe would be, or maybe one in 500.

But that, but the result was nobody wants to shoot the guns very much anymore. And nobody trusts the Russians who sent this shit very much anymore. They, who are also advisors and stuff like that. Is that how we won? It's a pretty good idea. I,

I don't admit that we lost that conflict. That was a tie. It was a tie. Just like the Korean war was a tie. You can't, you know, that one lost that conflict. That was a tie. It was a tie. Just like the Korean War was a tie. You know, that one's still going. Dude, we lost. It's all right. What do you mean we're still lost?

We're going to get the win streak back someday. What did we lose? Because I don't think we declared war, A. And second of all, especially in Korea, it's still going. I think we didn't achieve our stated goals. Stated by Nixon, a criminal. Actually, no, it's impossible for a president to be a criminal, which makes that whole pardoning him thing a bit weird, doesn't it?

I hope nobody points that out anytime soon. It's impossible for a president to be a criminal? They're all criminals. What I'm making a joke about is that a big part of trump's defense is that president is immune from like everything like you can't and yet there's richard dixon requiring a pardon after leading office it's it's sort of what did i follow i didn't catch the uh sarcasm in your what did he do later like you what he seems like you would know this more like after getting out of office like what did he do like just retire or lots of good interviews really yes i haven't seen them talking

about i've heard he was a very like smart guy and had good interviews that who is that jewish fellow that he had running the world what was his name oh kinsinger kissinger kissinger yeah um um yeah he's got a great interview about Kissinger. Just glowing things to say about I think he's the smartest man in the whole world. That was pretty coarse. I liked that. Nixon's easy. And talking about China

and opening up China, and there was a good one about just world events. He's much older, or at least you know how aging works with presidents. It could have been the year after, but he looks rough. It's color. It's color. Almost every ex-president I see interviewed,

I like more than I did when they were president. Of course. Bush is so likable these days. He's so smart. He's so informed on the issues, and he's kind of got it all together, and he's saying the right things. He's so smart. He's so informed on the issues and he's kind of got it all together and he's saying the right things. He's got a great plan. You know who you don't see much anymore?

Dick Cheney. Where's he been? I wonder what his health is like. Oh. He gets like a new kid heart. He's got a whole mech suit he lives inside of now. He's some sort of ab-human. What's Dick Cheney been up to? He's probably a whole mech suit he lives inside of now. He's not, he's some sort of ab human. What's Dick Cheney been up to?

He's probably, probably something evil. Just popping off. Probably something fucking evil. I was just watching, I know it's fucking, it may be even a little pathetic, but it got recommended to me and it was the Donald Trump election win night, 35 minute video of cutting the commercials out,

but all the network news coverage and I always enjoy watching that and I was thinking like, man, these are all real thin margins he's winning by, you know, hundreds of votes in some cases. It's like, it's so close. It was so close

in some instances how he won, like he would win counties by a dozen votes and he would win states by a few hundred votes. Oh, see, he's turned into the penguin. That's cool. Damn. He's getting older than I thought he was.

He'd be good and always sunny in Philadelphia. I feel like he's got some... He could step in for Frank. He could be Frank's brother. That'd be fun. This is my brother, Dick Cheney. You know what i never told you it's my former business partner did that in vietnam we did a lot of business overseas trump won a close election and he lost a close election so we'll see i see what happens yeah i think this is going to be a really historic election i really do i think it's

going to matter uh i think the country the direction of the country and the world are going to be altered if there are two earths one where trump wins and one where biden uh wins and you fast forward five years one is very different i think i think that country lines are different in one than they are in another map lines. I think that all sorts of things could be different socially. It's a little worrying at times because I do see Trump having issues with, you know, you know, being alive and talking. But he's making a lot of flubs. That whole dimension Dom thing. Dementia Dom.

Dementia Don. Jesus. Rolls off the tongue. Yeah, yeah yeah the other people it probably does uh is it has some legs i think the democrat shooting back at donald trump's fitness in the same way that he shoots back at biden's ethics has been a good tactic well fortunately don't want to focus on that we get we get because it just draws attention to biden being a worse version of it i feel like there's this well that issue becomes a push right if if they only talk about biden's brain then it looks bad for biden if neither of them have a good brain if every time trump stumbles on words which happens a lot more than it used to. Or he just, if you're watching him or if he makes a silly thing,

you hate to watch, you said, no, they don't watch the, the, the, no one who's like an independent voter is watching Trump to try to glean something new about his stance or his policy. So they don't even see that shit. They might be watching Biden though, to try to like, come on, maybe he will. I love that we're air dropping food into Gaza on one side and bombs on the other. It's United States Army bombs falling on their heads, blowing up what food they had.

And it's United States Army fucking and I get Air Force, whatever he gives a shit. Food drops. I saw I was like, are those United States Air Force planes flying over? Yes, they are. Huh? I do not have a justification for you. What the fuck is that? This is hypocrisy at its zenith.

It is so hypocritical. It's probably hypocritical. To be dropping the aid on one side. You're banging on all cylinders today boys what i was going to say earlier though is luckily for the the voters we get five presidential debates between donald trump and biden no no no none. None at all. We get no presidential debate. You mean we don't get to watch them on stage argue about which one loves Israel more?

That's crazy. Oh, man. Damn. I think the debate thing's settled yet. Do you? Yeah, they're not going to put Biden up there to debate him. I was reading about it today, and I thought it wasn't settled.

That's all. We'll see. I hope they debate. I bet they don't settled. That's all. We'll see. I hope they debate. I bet they don't. It would be entertaining. I bet neither one of them are comfortable doing so. I feel like they're both probably feel like they have more to lose from a debate than either of them have to win from a debate. And I think they're both right. I think if Biden could get up there and show everybody that he's not he can't cut the mustard.

Trump, for whatever Trump has going on he is a bully and and and biden's gonna have a harder time um fending him off and parrying his attacks this time he would whereas i think trump even diminished if he is so it's still a good bully he can still yell and call your names and your son your son has cracked cocaine in the White House. We found it. That's all he's got to yell. My son, yes, that is true. It could have been anyone's coke.

It could have been anyone's. It could have been my coke. It could have been my coke. You're telling me you're running this country without cocaine? Yeah. You're running this country without cocaine. Man, normally, Donald, that would get me in a bad mood, but I'm in a fantastic without cocaine. Yeah. Yeah, we're in this country without cocaine. Man, normally, Donald, that would get me in a bad mood,

but I'm in a fantastic mood today. That would be such a killer response if he made that joke. They both have tiny little pupils, so they're just yacked out. It is funny to have a presidential debate where someone could poop their pants. I don't think we'd know it, though.

I bet they're all diapered up. You think they're diapered up? I think if they're diapered up, you see it through their pants. There's no way Trump could sneak a diaper on with the size of his ass already. He's got like a... Please.

Bring up the picture of Squidward after he eats the Krabby Patties in SpongeBob. And that is the kind of ass and hip ratio that Trump has. Yeah, he is caked up. Yeah. If it weren't the fact that it was all like fast food and fat, he would look like a guy who never, ever skipped leg day, but always skipped arm day. He did a conference, not a press conference, but an address, I suppose. He stood in front of a camera, recorded a thing and uploaded it um looking pretty good pretty good better than

you think uh he was talking about the supreme court weight looking like is he on about the same it didn't look inflated i don't i didn't i didn't think he'd lost any weight you know he has his long tie on is he back to pre-president weight or is he like back to like president fat weight okay no i don't i didn't look to me like a skinny man but he was talking about the supreme court ruling that are looking at they voted nine to zero on um in colorado not being able to take it off the ballot right and they're going to look into the january 6th thing later on so i think he was saying that he's like he can't take people off ballots yeah they decided the supreme court decided that it wasn't a state right issue to decide who's on the ballot yeah so they're on the left they're like oh states rights are awful

what you feel like they should be huh you know when it comes to roe v wade you push it to the left when it comes not with the ballots you take it from the states there's three lefty spring court justices who agreed yes yeah that's true they mostly agreed yeah um they agreed so much they voted for it well they issued a dissent as well where they said that they went too far to describe what the remedy is to enact this part of the 14th amendment so the three of them had it might have been i thought it was three of descent but one of the dissenters was the new chick amy koa barrett or something like that yeah so uh they're like all right we agree that he needs to be on the ballot but we don't agree with some of this other stuff that's in it but six to three six to three on that supreme court that's his biggest win

that's his biggest yes it is they're all young as shit too I didn't know that but what'd you say Taylor I thought didn't the Supreme Court do like didn't they rule on some gun thing that you wouldn't have anticipated if it was yeah it was like it I think it came down 5-4 with Edwards joining the liberals

because he's kind of middle man no I think it was to like further... It was like an anti-gun... I saw gun people not please. They went back and forth. I think there's been some discussion on whether the ATF is capable of deciding

that bump stocks are illegal or something like that. I know there's been... I know I melted all of mine years or had my dad actually melt all of the ones that he had years ago. And then they're like, actually... What, huh? Like after you melted it, what'd you do you do what do you mean left it in the fire pit probably oh i was imagining like a smelting with like a bunch of liquid metal now i thought i thought you were

doing something way cooler okay no they're plastic they're plastic so like melting them is like super easy to destroy something that the atf was just gonna hey actually these are all machine guns now whoa what well that's 10 years in prison each sure is better uh where are they by the way fuck you dude get out of here we're the fireplace tonight i did see some like supreme court quotes about the bump stock thing from jackson and maybe another one where they just were getting corrected by the, the gun guy over and over and over where it was like, so you, you just need one trigger pull to shoot 800 rounds. And the guy's like,

again, no, like, it's not what this is. And they're like, but it does shoot multiple rounds per trigger pull. And he's like, no,

what are we doing? No. Like this is, this is absurd like a youtube video because it could have informed you on this beforehand in your bathroom break before this hearing you could have watched a 30 second video that would have been like hey tom's guns here quick bump stock rundown and then i've done this is why i think the f what the fuck is not faa and i can't not say that what am am I? ATF and ATF.

This is why I think the ATF should decide, because what happens is when you make judges or lawmakers, Congress decide all the details of what a thing should be. You get people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about making the rules. So I'll switch it over to the, I'm sorry, say it again.

It's preferable to have the ATF decide because when you let the agency who enforces laws decide what the laws are, they decide that anything that they want is illegal. And then they go and arrest people and run their score up. That's what they do. They're always trying to say, Ooh, I don't like that thing you've done. It skirts around this and that. Let's let, let's, let's make this person a criminal. Let's make this person a criminal real quick.

Can we do that? Get everybody together. We're going to make that guy a criminal. Let's make this person a criminal real quick. Can we do that? Get everybody together. We're going to make that guy a criminal. You're starting to influence me. But he's in a field, sir. So that's a really good point, and it might change my stance, but let me go where I was going to.

FAA. This is something I know a little bit more about. If you were to get fucking Congress to have to decide what airline regulations would be, we'd be stuck in 30 years ago. And a lot of the rules would make no sense. Maybe they just don't understand that the doors between the captain and the passengers can only be so heavy. If they said they have to be bulletproof, well, now fucking planes don't fly. Or planes, now we have three less passengers on them because we have this steel door i don't know what

it is if we decide how much rest crew needs between flights like i would much rather have the faa come up with these rules as subject matter experts than marjorie taylor green for example right you want her to make the details of the laws that's why things like the atf the faa the epa define some of the rules but kyle's point is good too they do have the ability to define bad rules yeah and i don't trust the atf's history they've done a lot of people right it's so the epa i think they have some fuck-ups right like bill maher always complains about his garage door i don't know if you've heard about that but he had like an eight-year saga of trying to get his garage door approved he doesn't have rocket launchers

and and epa environmental protection agency there uh he's like this is terrible i can't work with this your government is oppressing my garage door what the fuck it's like, this is terrible. I can't work with this. Your government is oppressing my garage door? What the fuck? It's like, this is dumb. And it is dumb. He's right. So the EPA, ATF, I don't really love everything they do. The FAA, I kind of do love most of what they do. I think they do a good job. Only one of those

groups has snipers. Yeah. It's the one I don't want making any sort of unilateral laws. Actually, if you... Yeah, the ATF's going to come after you again, Kyle. They're going to make it illegal again. They're going to go, we didn't hit them hard enough. And then they're going to get you.

I didn't have any issues with the ATF. No? Really? Never. Yeah, I guess not. I guess they didn't get involved. No. The reason I thought they were part of it they had to be a third party to handle like you know when there's weapons there like they were they were involved but i never had any issues with atf as far as like like they never

said i did anything wrong and i never really had to defend myself against them we had some issues over explosives back in the day on and whether it's commercial use of explosives to detonate them on youtube there was a you know a back and forth legally on that but it was it wasn't as much criminal as it was sort of um just trying to again them trying to decide what the law was and and enforce it however they wanted really was the problem that i know commercial use is when i run a fucking mine, when I'm, when I'm, when I'm blowing all that fucking like rock out of that mountain and harvesting, or that's commercial use of explosives.

I'm shooting the over the counter shit that anybody can go buy at Dick's sporting goods on the internet. The fact that I'm getting some profit from it is, I mean, there's lots of people shooting it and earning a profit everywhere. Every, every gun show had it. Every machine gun shoot. I don't know if it's Marjorie Taylor Greene or the other one made a campaign at where they're shooting Tana. Is that commercial use of explosives?

Should we investigate her? No. It's not explosives anyway. You never owned explosives. You own some binary compounds. Those explosives got detonated in that field.'re all gone i like the it's like one of those marijuana laws where you can't possess marijuana but you can sell marijuana and you can smoke marijuana you do like you have explosives no how about now kind of boom do you have explosives no

where find me one iota in this destroyed refrigerator oh my god oh they brought the lab out the guys with the fucking goggles were out in the dirt like taking samples beakers and shit looking for like real deal explosives in the ground and stuff like that they're like ah we know he's used c4 out here somewhere which i always took as a bit of a compliment it's like in a video game when somebody calls you a cheater they thought i was making those pyrotechnics with c4 i was doing it with over-the-counter shit i was i was you know terrified someone developed some real expertise around it you're like depending on the effect i'm going for i'm really learning how to do it. Do you want something smoky? Get some diesel in there.

Do you want something loud? That's the Tannerite or the Red Dot you also liked, if I recall. I can't tell you everything you knew, but you knew shit. I was impressed when you explained it. Yeah, we messed around with it so much and just sort of trial and error. And then some stuff is just kind of, I bet

this will make it sticky yeah that'll make it sticky yeah well it is syrup so i tried a bunch of things that didn't work at all like i remember one time stop eating ammonia ferroxide you were kind of a willy wonka of sorts there was we were trying to use powdered sugar and flour once as an explosive, but I was trying to atomize it and then ignite it because I knew in those big grain explosions, that's what happens. It's like enough flour dust gets atomized so that it can explode.

And I was trying to do that, but we couldn't figure that out. I was basically just exploding a whole bunch of flour and then lighting it on fire in the air. Probably for the best. Probably. Woody and I would be talking about your upcoming release if that were the case. Kyle comes back SS tattoo under the eye

the ATF thought I had big explosives but it was just powdered sugar I highly recommend Shogun I think you'll all like it very much it's excellent I'm excited for the YouTube videos anyway PKN498