Painkiller Already - PKN #50

Episode Date: August 7, 2015

This week's PKN, the guys review the idea and start planning the next Survival Trip of 2015!

all right we're live pkn episode 50 almost a year almost a year two more shows to go i have missed zero shows you have missed zero shows is that true that's right and taylor has made two shows i'm here now no you're not um have we ever like we were just talking about this we never missed a show really because we ever we never not did about this we never missed a show really we never not did one I think there was a week where we didn't do PKA and instead we did a PKN like I feel like

oh actually twice we almost did that once we did it as far as I know we haven't missed any of these I know the feeling all along was and we said it from the start, was that, like, we're getting paid to be here, so we'll be here no matter what. Yeah.

With regards to the Patreon thing, and by the way, if you're a Patreon member, thank you for being so sexy and supportive. It's a thing. Like, we definitely missed a lot more shows when there was no one paying for it. Because, you know, it just seemed like, yeah, it's my prerogative to miss a show. That's my hobby. I don't have time for it today.

Exactly, yeah. And also back to the YouTube thing. I wanted to do the Bad Memory commercial. Do you want to see it? It's so funny to me. All right. I haven't linked it yet. Link incoming.

Use my PKA big screen. Oh hang on, my audio is coming out of my monitor. Let me fix that real quick. APAC devices. Mic check, mic check. This is your mic check. I haven't changed anything yet. I'm looking for the correct device. Oh, there it is. Okay, I'm ready. Alright. Are you queued up at zero?

I am. Ready, set, play. Charles, you got any advice for me on how to start the season off fresh? Well, your new Foot Locker gear, that's a big part of it. Now you just need a short memory. Short memory? All the greats have short memories. So, when you had a bad game, you just short memories so when you had a bad game you

just forgot about it never had a bad game you don't remember they used to call you the round mound rebound remember when you threw that guy through the window I'm a pacifist what about the time you look all I know is all the greats have short memories it's got a Pippin nose I sure do and I'm the greatest Chicago Bull of all time and that's how I was done that's pretty good and somehow you're like so when you keep score games you like worms right we'll be like six games into it I want to know yeah I just started counting I'm like I'm like I got. Yeah, I just started counting. I'm like, I got the market board. I choose the ones. I'm the scorekeeper.

That's how I see it. Yeah, I've been having fun with the worms thing. A lot of people. And the people enjoy the streams too. Yeah, I like the worms thing too. We should play a different game though. I'd like to play maybe, what's the one where you're like stuck on your friends or whatever mount your friends mount your friends yeah yeah friends would be a good one um then there's another that will quip lash so

everybody wants to play rocket jump or whatever the fuck that game is yeah I can't remember rocket theater something whatever yeah I you know this because I keep saying it but Heather's brother made that game. Yes. Heather of PKA agent fame. Still works at Woody Craft. Yeah, her brother owns a game development studio. I met him at a wedding, and he seemed like a really cool guy.

Pretty – like, he was making iPad games when I talked to him. But, like, you ipad games and you think like small but he was making like triple a ipad games and ipod games and stuff like that so it was pretty neat and to hear him talk about what they can do and what's cool and uh it was it was neat yeah the streams have been fun uh i would i would i a lot. I even got the Worms Xbox One game. I've been playing that a bit. So yeah, I'll play anything. Those have been fun.

We were talking about the potential survival trip 2015 earlier. And I didn't bring the subject up. I had made the decision that I would not bring it up. But I think Chiz brought it up, or Woody, I don't know which. But Chiz has really taken it upon himself to be a driving force behind this thing. And so he's just like, I'm not going to put up with this pussy, faggot-ass shit.

I'm going to fuck Chiz with those homophobic remarks. Chiz, my virgin ears. And he went on about black people and the Jews and how they control the news media. But anyway, chiz wants us to do a survival trip and uh i'm just too too manly too goddamn uh manly to say no i can't back down from that i can't say if i don't do a survival trip i'm a wop but like yeah why would chiz why would you say that it really doesn't make any sense a slur against italians but in any case um

i think we should do a survival trip i think we should invite joe you mentioned you mentioned actually yeah now we haven't invited lozine yet who very well may be a mick i'm not sure we'll have to ask him just racial today and at least from boston right he's probably has ears like that today. At least from Boston, right? What group has ears like that? Wrestlers. People you don't fuck with.

It'd be cool to get Joe. I think Chiz is going to come no matter what we do or where we go. Hopefully we can get Taylor to come on at least one thing. He's missed like four or five things now and like 48 of the shows. He's in the chat every day when we arrange these we're like this week not shiz i mean to say taylor is yeah yeah i uh i i had um i guess i told you but i so i think that this week we just we just used honesty we'll try something new

and say taylor actually is moving this week and he'll be back next week yeah yeah that's what's happening but then we can tell them all about your new business yes yes which i'm quite excited about yeah that'll be fun um but back to survival trip so i was talking we were talking about this earlier before the show i think it should be you me chiz maybe joe and maybe taylor so a potential five of us but it would be great if we had a cameraman for this thing if we could find some way to like get a sponsor to i don't know for it to be pk adventures presented by coleman grills or coleman outdoor supplies or whatever the fuck you know then we could then we could pay a cameraman or something i feel like that's what this needs i feel like we need we need that guy that was the host but it was uh the guest last

week you know i i think i i i must be pmsing or something because somehow this week i became sensitive to feedback i was bulletproof for like a year i just stopped caring and and it helps that all the feedback was really positive right like pka has been pretty good lately. My day in the life videos have been really well received, etc. But then with the day in the life for paintball, again, mostly positive. Just a few people who wished it was GoPro. And somehow it rubbed me the wrong way because I did all vlog stuff for the first camping trip, if you call it that right the survival trip and then they wanted more like gopro stuff so i did that and produced the best video i could with the footage i had and um no one liked it it went really poorly so i switched back to the vloggy

stuff and now i'm getting a little more you know people want a mix of it it's a mix I think it's got to be a mix of everything like I think the ideal paintball video would be would be just documenting every minute of the day but also a lot of paintball footage I you know I think people want to see that people who weren't there and the people that were there and I think they like the idea of them being in the videos so maybe I don't know maybe if maybe if I added GoPro footage and did voiceover work for that part of it because one thing people don't think about sometimes is that GoPro footage has no audio

I've often thought of doing commentary while I'm playing be like all right we're over here by the barrel all right all right oh there he is there he is oh shit oh shit oh god he sees us he sees us we're gonna pop out from the left now like For my money, the outro of my paintball vlog was as good as paintball footage as you'll ever see. It's me getting shot to fuck. Like I am just blasted and it hurt. And like I got shot once or something and I've been shot a time or two

but there was a medic right next to me who just healed me like on the spot. And then I got lit up so much i didn't want to be healed anymore and um now so that's and i had that footage and you could hear me like laughing and running and getting out of there and i'm like fumbling the camera it was funny to me it was perfect um gopro footage i think it was generally cloudy you know paint on the lens um the audio is bad because it's inside that waterproof box i take the back off mine i run it with the open back does it how does that work i mean not i how well does that work i should ask fine yeah decent audio you think oh okay yeah you can hear

voice and my uh my replay has got a it's super low tech but the windscreen is this little clear plastic disc that you just uh there's a tiny hole that uses a microphone you know you either cover the hole or you don't and it's uh it's audio is pretty good too maybe i'll try that some people there's a um gun mounted gopro but i think that's awful people forget how often your gun is pointing at bad things like it should be pointing at the ground most of the time because otherwise you'd be pointing your gun at people. Mounted here is pretty good, but you got to be careful about where your hands are.

I think that having the replay mounted right here is great because you get all this. And I always use the Wi-Fi thing on my phone to make sure that like when I look down at my hands that you're seeing hands, that it's the firstperson view that you want. It doesn't cut off the left, the right, up or down. You're seeing the full range that you want to see.

But I like this a lot. This is the replay. It's 1080p at 60 frames, just like this GoPro 4 Black Edition is or whatever. And this one's cheaper. And the fact that it's cylindrical makes it pretty good for the helmet cam stuff and going on a barrel. That's interesting.

So with regards to GoPros, when I first saw them, I thought they're great except for the form factor. The form factor sucks, right? It's that box that's stuck onto something. It's awful. But it was the only player in the market for a while. And then the Contour came along in the replay, which to me seems very similar to it. market for a while and the contour came along in the replay which to me seems very similar to it but something about that GoPro box now that stupid box is like the prestige one and it's a big GoPro advertisement when I can see a

GoPro from a hundred feet away and know that's a GoPro I can't tell if you're rocking a replay or a contour but I can tell that's a gopro i think it's just because you're not very familiar with the contour then because like this is this is literally a cylinder like um there's no there's nothing hanging off of it like this part is a mount that'll just come right off here if i wanted to so like it's it's completely a cylinder um all the controls are how's that different than the contour the contour has a big thing that comes off of it um like it's there's a block under here where like I think the battery part is. It's a lot bigger and they're out of business now and the way the contour

it's got the lasers and you slide the thing forward on top and I don't know if they ever made a contour that's 60 frames at 1080p. They probably didn't. I mean like you said they're out of business now but um also the contour was never as good as the gopro i don't know how the replay and the gopro stack up but the picture quality on the gopro was always better than the contour they're the same uh you can't change you can't tell the difference between the replay and the gopro not that one not those two maybe that's the one to get then i don't know i definitely like it i like it a lot yeah i would i one thing about the gopro is the on off sucks like it's ah well i find you have to press it

really hard i want one that clicks like a flashlight like a tactical flashlight it says two buttons um there's some more buttons in here that you can kind of go through to change to like you know the fps the field of view and um and the mode and all that stuff but this is on uh when you turn it on let's see if i've got any battery i guess this is on. When you turn it on, let's see if I've got any battery. I guess I don't. But when you turn it on, it vibrates once, I think, and then you've got, like, four lights that represent the battery. The battery lasts all day.

The GoPro, I have to change three times. When you want to record, you press this, and it vibrates, like, twice. And when you want to stop, you press it again, and it vibrates again. And you feel it every time. And, you know, I'm always asking you guys, do i have three lights on okay i don't all right so then i know the sequence it's like turn it on then start it up because i i know usually if i'm if i'm being a gopro noob about it then i end up with tons of footage that's just like the camera was already running during intermission now it's and you like it ends with me going like all right we're ready to do this good let me turn my camera off and like that's what the footage is you know it

might be a clever idea um if there was two buttons for on and off and two buttons for stop and start record that way i could hit on six times or five times or two and i just know it was on you know I can Yeah, see this turn it turns itself off like If you leave it on too long so like I never know if it's on or off so always have to you know But before I put it on I just look down and make sure but it's a fuck There's one where you put your hand up, and you know you know if it's doing its thing. That's the contour Yeah, it's got the lasers and this one you can see it as long as it's not mounted to your head. But getting set up

to film those things is more trouble than I think people pay credit for because it's like, alright, my mask is on, my helmet camera is on, it has batteries, it's charged, and it's actually recording. My gun camera's on, charging, recording. My air's on, my gun's on, my hopper's on.

It's like like I gotta flip like eight switches before every time before I start a game of paintball and it's easy to forget and fuck everything up yeah so I think we should have a cameraman for this for any potential survival trip I think if we had a guy out there who was like hey guys I know everybody's tired but let's get together in a circle here and talk about what just happened like i feel like that's what makes great videos you need a guy who's like who wants to who always wants more footage and i feel like none of us are like that like we could all easily get tired be like yeah i don't want to film this i i did a good job with my vlogs i thought i was filming

that every few seconds yeah yeah definitely so i I think there were 13 videos or something I released. I felt like I didn't miss anything. But it does seem like better yet would be that because it doesn't – well, at the time, you hadn't shown your face, so that was a complication with regards to conversation. Yeah, I had my black box following me around everywhere. That was fun. Well, I brought up that black box recently for something.

I forget what it was. Oh, yeah. I said a thing that I didn't want recently for something i forget what it was oh yeah i said a thing that i didn't want to say that's what it was yeah and i needed to black out the um lip reading yeah yeah never be too safe yeah oh and that was your business which we're going to reveal on thursday yeah that's gonna be fun yeah very exciting so yeah i think we should have a cameraman i think it should be three to five of us on the trip. I think we'll make ourselves a T-shirt this time around. It's like PK2015 T-shirt. We'll all rock that thing, be huge nerds.

I'd like to go somewhere where we can shoot animals, cook them, and eat them, and have a temperate-ish climate so that it's not like... I think I'm buying a new gun. I think that'd be... So I liked my survival gun. I think that my gun is good for that situation where you carry it a lot and shoot it a little.

And there's a place for guns in that. My everyday carry gun, it's not that pleasant to shoot. And you can't aim accurately from a long time away. I think Kyle's's gonna grab a rifle um but uh or maybe not but um i want a gun maybe a ruger 1022 with a scope on it that's accurate and i know that i can hit what i'm pointing at what do you have this is my m and p 22 um and it's basically a nar 15 this is polymer uh so this just keep 22 and it's basically an AR-15. This is polymer, so just keep in mind it's super light.

The lower actually I think, yeah the lower is plastic on these two and it's really light. It takes a special magazine, it's a 22 magazine but it looks like an AR mag. And it's accurate, and it's an AR-15 that's a.22 caliber. I don't know, threaded barrel. It works. I'm thinking a Ruger 10-22 with a scope on it. The scope is a big deal because the iron sights on that gun were tough to hit with, I thought. Yeah, you want an optic. Yeah, you want like a 30 millimeter scope with

like 12 power or something 12 might even be more than I'm looking for I know you want that I've hunt I'm listening you're the guy who knows but it's like you're not shooting that far away with how do you know where you're shooting you never know because I'm in the woods and you can't see the far away yeah you can't sometimes but the thing is like it's an adjustable scope so you just turn it down to you know three power four power if you want that but i in almost every scenario ever when i've been shooting an animal i'm like oh yeah get it on up to the 14 power i want to be able to i really want to get in there and like hit the

heart or whatever i'm trying to hit i should should bring that.50 cal. I can't shoulder. I want to shoot that thing. It'll turn squirrels into sludge. Into nothing. There wouldn't be anything left. Mist. It'll vaporize them. Paint the area. That would be fun. I also got a CMMG-22 rifle. A Ruger 10-22

is amazing. I got a bunch of high capacity mags I bought for those when i thought they're gonna ban them once so and i don't even own a 1022 it seems like the democrats have given up on trying to ban guns you never know yeah crafty democrats right but like um i listen did you hear the um obama podcast so i'm gonna mess up the guy's name he's mark warren or something like that apparently he has a huge podcast and i know that he's from chicago and obama listened to him for a long time i was gonna say before he's president but i'm not sure about that but obama really liked his show apparently and he and obama came on and did his podcast for an hour just the two of them

and it was really good like it wasn't all about like he when he goes on fox for example they're really debating current policy um when he went on this podcast you got to see who obama was he talked about his childhood he talked about his mom and his dad um one interesting thing so his father had a lot of really negative characteristics, right? I think that he was, he became an alcoholic. He became a wife beater. That was the big stuff. But he had some positive characteristics. His father was really smart. That was a good thing. I guess he was a salesman. He, he, I don't know, he was charming. And growing up, they only told Obama about the positive aspects of his father. And he says that, like I guess he internalized them and it was kind of

like, yeah I've got that too. And he never sort of thought that his fate would include the negative aspects of his father because he didn't learn about them till he was older. That he would, you know, became who he was gonna be. And it was like, oh that's a really neat idea like i would wonder who wrote that uh you mean you think it's not his original thought that's a great answer for why for how about your dad being a fuck up well actually i didn't you know that's that's a really great answer for that uh i don't know. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. It's a nice thing to believe. He had a lot of positive things to say about his mother. Oh, they talked about

how chill he was. He's like, yeah, the closest he came to losing his cool was what was the shooting massacre where the kids got shot in Connecticut or Massachusetts? I want to say sandusky but that's the that's where they raped the kids they didn't kill any of them and that's

a guy's name right yeah um another one you're talking about the the young children they're like eight or nine or yeah yeah anyway um that was when he nearly lost his cool and he's you know this is just ridiculous he wanted to do something big about it well that was when he nearly lost his cool. And he's, you know, this is just ridiculous. He wanted to do something big about it. Well, that was when I bought my assault rifles. Because I thought something might really happen. That's when I bought those high-capacity magazines I referred to. But, and he said that was as close.

But he thinks that, you know, the reason he's got that chill. And love or hate Obama, he's got chill, right? Like, we can all agree on that. He's like, it's a Hawaiian thing thing I think that's the Hawaiian in me and uh he's like yeah sometimes I go back to Hawaiian and it just gets restored he's like something about Hawaii is just kind of like it makes you relax it makes you you know like stop internalizing everything and the world seems grander and not not so much of a problem so he goes to Hawaii and he gets his chill on talked about basketball he

doesn't play as much anymore he says that he was pretty cool he's like I used to be good he's like you know I wasn't pro or anything like that but I was a good player guy you'd won your team he's like you know but over time like it's like the guys are nice to me you know they're nice to me because i'm president and they might feed me some shots and stuff but in reality it's like i'm that old man going up and down the court i'm a little slower um you know he's like i'm he's he's like i'm competitive i'm competitive i want to win it matters to me that i'm winning and um you know i'm just just not that good a player

anymore well that's cool that sounds interesting yeah it was really I could and so I'm 42 and I can see the same sort of thing but fortunately you can go to leagues where worse and worse players exist I want to play C league hockey this winter and I think in that

league I'll be a premier player and I should go beat up on people who fall without good reason And I think in that league, I'll be a premier player. And I should go beat up on people who fall without good reason. That should be good. Well, where do you think we should do the survival thing? Do you think we should go for a particular environment? We should look for something convenient geographically?

What should be the determining factor for where we go? I would really like... Food. Food and water. Well, of course those things. We gotta have those things available wherever we go. But like... So, for example, if we go to... A farm in your area. Right? Like, I'm just making this up. You've got a friend who has 300 acres and that thing has some land or whatever.

Is there pig runoff in that water source? I worry. Is there chicken crap or pesticides or whatever? Where we went, well, shit, even that water might not have been that clean. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I did get poisoned by something. No, we joked that it was the turtle seeking revenge on you.

But do you know what it might have been? Do you think you arrived sick? I have no idea. I really don't know. I know not eating since breakfast and, you know, running around up and down the shore and swimming and all that stuff and building the shelter probably wasn't a good idea. I felt really weak and shaky even before I i got started throwing up but i don't know it should be warmer next time i want to say the lows were in the 30s when we went so it would be that was like that night it was gonna be yeah it was gonna drop down pretty cold yeah so i i

would like to be warmer this time yeah i'll cuddle cuddle with Chiz for warmth. I think I'll be okay. I call Little Spoon. I don't want him passing gas on me. Oh, God. Yeah, that's going to be fun. I think we should... I'd like to do something local in our neighborhood unless there's something out west that'd be really cool.

You know what I mean? Out west? This is going to be ignorant because I don't live there, but I worry that there's less food. So when I went to Yosemite, altitude started going up, right? So I went and I hiked around Yosemite. And once you get above a certain level, you can't do fire anymore. I forget what it is.

It's like 8,000 or 10,000. We won't do that. Yeah, you can't do that. But even worse than that, they made it it really clear that like you had to pack out what you packed in. And in my head, I'm like, you know, toilet paper dissolves and stuff like it. Is it that important that you pack out what you pack in? And it is because everything grows slower.

They're like, you know, you see that tree that's six inches wide. You know, if like where I live, you can grow a tree to six inches wide in like what, five years? Something like that? Like, you know, they swell up real quick. That's like a fifty-year-old tree on top of a mountain. Those things, it's not getting much water. It's not snowing and raining much at that altitude. Then things aren't regenerating. The whole ecosystem is like a slow motion movie. And there's less animals there, fewer animals there. So anyway, we can't go too high altitude. Okay, well, no high altitude.

No high altitude, yeah. But maybe there's some other place. I don't know. I would go where we were. God, so where we were was a really thriving ecosystem on one hand. It's covered with trees, right? Trees every couple of feet. When we wanted to chop down saplings and stuff, we didn't have to walk 10 feet away to find what we were looking for.

It was just constant trees. There was a river stocked with fish. I could see fish jumping even though they weren't jumping after my line because I suck at fishing. There were turtles all over the place. When we walked back, how many frogs did we see? Like eight? Yeah. Something like that. There were frogs all over the place and they make for good food.

It was great except when I weren't. They were toads though. They were toads. Okay. Maybe I need to know more about that difference. I'm not sure. We're going to eat the legs. So like... Do you think they were too small? Is that the toad thing?

I think eight would be a great snack for me. I just... Where we were seemed pretty good to me. The only problem I had is I wish the water was cleaner. I don't fully trust it. It might have got you sick. I know I drank a lot, but I had filtered.

Well, that filter is great. The filter worked. It was totally effective. Yeah, I'll drink any water you filter it. I mean, more or less. People wanted us to boil everything we drank. You were asking too much. That's stupid.

That's stupid. That's a terrible idea. I think they have too high opinion of us we're not actually survival experts and my and our filters like filter out viruses like like we had legit water filters so it didn't matter um yeah so we needed that i don't know i'm down to do it i'm down to do it again for sure uh i'd like a cameraman. Chiz says he's emailed 30 people. 30 companies, I should say. If we can get any kind of sponsorship,

then we can fund a cameraman and we can make it a thing. That would be pretty cool. It'll cost more than you might think to get a guy. He's going to be out there too. Theoretically, I'm sure he's got a backpack with some snickers bars in it or something i don't know what the fuck but like he's out there too with us for you know several days so it's you have to pay somebody well for like all of their

time for three or four three or four days that's especially if they're professionals so need to figure that out but i think that would make the video so much better um if we if we had like organized videos and like uh maybe a couple maybe a series like like all right it's day two now it's time to do this thing again we did it on day one and we're gonna do it on days three four and five too like that'd be neat i really like the idea of this see you can do a like vlog style type thing and i can talk and i can even involve you, but it, I would like a long form thing where a camera runs for 20 minutes and we talk about stuff like it invite people into our world. Sure. You know, a camera on a tripod that lasts for a

while. I mean, just, we could just do our thing and the cameraman could just, that's the, that's the other benefit of the cameraman. He can just be kind of filming all the time, really. I mean, we could just do our thing and the cameraman could just... That's the other benefit of the cameraman. He can just be kind of filming all the time, really. I mean, you just bring more cards and more batteries and he's just always recording. Yeah. I look forward to it. Yeah. I think we could do some cool stuff.

I think it'd be fun. I don't know. I always enjoy when we set out and decide what gear is kosher to bring on the survival trip or not. That's always fun. You have a talent. And it is this. You will be like, you know what? I think we should go out there with thongs and maybe a knife.

Thongs and my trusty knife. Let me see if I can do this without hurting myself, right? Let's do this. And fuck, I did hold that backwards. And I'm fucking messing this up. So anyway, and you'll say that. And then people remember that. Like, yeah, Kyle likes to go on survival trips in just his underwear with a

knife. And he likes to hunt sharks. And I'll be like, you know, let's be more realistic about this. I think we should bring a water filter. I don't know. A paracord and some more stuff. But they forget that you were actually campaigning for more gear than me. There was some gear in particular. I think I wanted some cooking stuff. I think what I wanted was, I felt like, you know, if we go through the trouble of killing something

and gutting it and preparing it, then is it really that big of a deal to make it taste good? Like, can't we have a saute pan? Can I have some kind of like a special pot to like cook this squirrel up in, you know? Like that didn't seem like it was too big of a deal to just have some cookware. I think cookware. The scenario should be we intended to go camping, day camping, and have a picnic, and we get lost in the woods and stay there for a week.

With our rifles. Well, don't you bring rifles to your day camping picnic? I do. That was a really prepared picnic. I don't care how we define it, really. I always thought extreme camping was one fun way to think of it, but I really wanted to get away from the camping aspect of it because I feel like a tent necessitates camping.

Or, excuse me, that camping necessitates a tent. And we didn't have a fucking tent. We had this awful shelter we built out of saplings. It was crap. And I was shocked there weren't any squirrels. Like, the number one thing that has to be done next time is scouting the location.

I want to be in there a week before we go in there and be like, yeah, guys, squirrels everywhere. Like, you know, holding them by the tail like a whole bundle of squirrels. Like, you know, yeah, squirrels everywhere. We saw catfish. You know, there's saplings, hardwoods, pines, small game. It's going to work. That was the thing. You were practicing your squirrelmanship,

and you were sure you'd keep us in a steady supply of squirrels. Then I got out there, and what seemed like a thriving ecosystem, I couldn't even find bugs. I saw one bird. Well, besides that big stork-like bird, there was this tiny bird in a tree. It was like, beep! Beep!

I was looking up in the trees like I'm starving. I see him up there and he's literally this big. If he's standing on my thumb, his head comes to there and I'm just like... Like, fuck it. I miss him, of course, because he's so goddamn small and the gun doesn't have a scope and yeah no it's it's uh that's a good that rifle will be fine for shooting at people and like something this big but it's really hard to shoot something this this big especially if

it's 20 yards away because you've got like peep sights you know you got the hole in the back and the people post in the front of defense i think if we were canoeing and it like being waterproof and durable and stuff was a top priority that'd be a thing but this is a gun that's going to lean against a tree at the campsite i've got a different idea next time agreed um i think i you want a good sight you want to be able to hit small things accurately at medium distances with whatever you take yep yep yeah so so that would be good um i just like to go somewhere where there were squirrels rabbit or uh or but you know if there are birds just like doves or uh or something like that some some other kind of game bird i hate fishing and i hated and survival fishing in particular is lame because like regular fishing when you got a rod and like

all the good equipment that sucks but like when you're like bending like a 10 cans uh snap pop top to like make a hook and like relying on that and you fail. No, I'm not going to do that bullshit. Lozon likes fishing. I think that should be his job. He was acting like fishing rods were so OP. Not only did we never catch a fish, we didn't even find evidence that fish were interested in our hooks.

No, it's river fishing versus lake or pond fishing. I've never fished in a river before ever. I always fished in ponds or lakes and you just kind of throw it out there and you, it floats on top or sinks to the bottom, depending on what you're fishing for. And you wait, like,

I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to do either. We asked for help at the store. They didn't really know what to do either though. They were like, Oh, there's all kinds of fish in there. Every kind of fish. Yeah. And we were like, oh, there's all kinds of fish in there. Every kind of fish.

Yes. And we were like, well, which one should we go for? And they just sucked at giving advice. That was it. I felt like they were just, I don't know what the verbal equivalent of illiterate is, but that's what they were. It was like, you know, all right, so help me buy stuff, right? I need to go fishing. What are you fishing for?

Well, food. Fishing for food. You know, which one is going to produce it and and they just they couldn't say all right here's how i'd set up your line you need this is a floater this is a sinker this is your bait and you know that i think if you cast this you'll start catching stuff they couldn't say that well i i'll be honest i i thought you were making a big mistake asking them for help anyway it was clear early they didn't she was just like stumbling around back there

it was like she thought that you were asking for like the basics of setting up a fishing rod or like how fishing works and instead we were like so is this the time of the year that the brown trout are moving in and we need this number 7 hook and did the brown trout really like those red

flailing uh like toad lures because like that's what i needed i need some shit like that like yeah yeah all right if you're trying to survive then you want to catch those like six to eight inch fish they're more plentiful than anything smaller or bigger this is the gear set up for you but but they're fucking dumb hillbillies so like they're incapable of doing anything like that they can't look at somebody's issue and solve it that's right that's right i yeah at least i was thinking about becoming a what would happen if i tried to become a comedian recently whole new topic i believe so so being comedian is two parts right there's one part and this comes naturally to some people they just when they say a thing it can be funny, right?

Like Mirka's this way. Mirka will think of a funny thing and when he says it, it's hilarious. But I feel like Mirka can say a thing that's not funny and it's still hilarious. The example I use is, I had this guy on my college swim team who was like this. He told the story of waiting too long in a Wendy's drive-thru. And we were all rolling. It was hilarious. That's not a funny story by itself.

Instead, it was just his pauses and inflection was perfect. And it always was. That was like his gift. Mirka has that gift too. The other part of the gift is the craftsmanship of making a routine, right? Like you get a bit, I forget what the verbiage is, right? But you write funny lines, you try it out, you revise it, you craft it, et cetera. You know, comedy is this craft. Joe Rogan talks about it incessantly. And I suspect I could become good at that, that I could write things that are funny.

But I don't know if I'll ever be the guy who says things that are funny. Like I'm normal person funny, right? We're all funny sometimes. I'm even better than average in that like if I go to your kid's high school graduation party, I might be the most entertaining guy there. Who knows, right?

But I've got a shot at that. It's all this beeping. I think my wife is reinstalling a fire alarm. Anyway, because she cooked and it wouldn't stop going. So... As it does. Like always. And anyway, so yeah, if I find myself in a regular engagement, you know, we went to a party or something. I talk about my job and what I do or whatever. And like a little crowd will gather. And it's fun.

I can be interesting. And I can be funny here and there. And it's cool. But if I was on stage, I don't think I'm that good. I think that even if I were to steal somebody's routine, if I were to sit there and do Chris Rock's routine, it wouldn't be as funny me saying it. And I was like, I think that's my limitation. I think that, you know, like sometimes even lines I come up with in PKA,

like I look back and they're pretty freaking funny, you know, and people tell them to me and it's like, oh my God, I can't believe I said that, but that was good. But it never gets the big highs because i don't deliver it like like murka and his nail gun comment like that and uh i don't know how i got onto thinking about that today but it was like yeah i think that's just who i am like i i i can think of funny things but i'm i'm not the guy that to deliver them like you know do you think it's the autism holding you back it could be i wonder if that's everybody's autistic that's a thing so um you would because column and colin has gone through

so much of this like autism is a spectrum disease everybody has this i can identify it in almost everybody you know they get characteristics about them, how they like being with people or don't like being with people. I remember when Colin was a kid, he's a little guy. He, he, they called it fluffing, right? So if you gave him like 30 matchbox cars, instead of playing with them appropriately, he would like scatter them up. And they're like, that is autistic behavior. And we're like, oh, weird. You know, that to me, he was just sort of roughhousing with toys or something, but whatever.

And then later on, he started playing with them like in much more like organized way, right? You know, he's lining them up. He's like traffic flows or whatever. And they're like, yeah, that's autistic behavior too. And it's like, up he's you know he's like traffic flows or whatever and they're like yeah that's autistic behavior too and it's like well fuck you fuck you it just seems like you just want to label him with that everything he does and they're like no you know that is too organized that is not organized enough both of those are hints of being autistic. And, you know, there were lots of things that, so Colin's always been very connected to people, right? Like, if you're sad, he cares.

You know, if you're happy or whatever, if you're proud of him, that's a big deal with him. If you're not proud of him or if you're upset with him, that's a big deal with him. Whereas oftentimes in autistic kids, they just don't give a fuck. They exist in their own world. If you're sad, this is my problem. How? Not even that.

Yeah, not even that. But you have a problem? Yeah, right? But I swear, with the spectrum that goes all over the place and there's so many symptoms i could find a little piece of autism in everybody and uh yeah i think a lot of yeah i definitely agree with that yeah i'm not all there yeah kyle's more on the sociopath i think you've said that before you've self-identified as sociopath no uh there's i mean on the spectrum yeah right yeah like well i mean functioning kinder sociopath you know i'm not

fucking dexter i'm not gonna chop you up or anything i don't have a kill room nothing like that but like um i don't know we like went through the questionnaire like the of uh you know gauging someone's level of sociopathy and yeah sure there's a few like uh cult leader no nothing like that that's not even part of it but you know just the way i look at things the way i feel about people um i'm just kind of a miserable asshole sometimes. I really get frustrated with other people if I feel like they're being lazy or I feel like they're just being stupid or ignorant or if I feel like they're just not getting

something fast enough. I hate slowing down to explain things to people. I hate... I don't know. Do you want to take the sociopath test? Oh, God. Yeah, alright. Come on. Let's hear them. Oh, shucks. Oh, okay. That's it. I'll quiz you. That's how we'll do it. All right. Um, it's going to be 15 questions for the record.

All right. Success is not, I'm sorry. So success is based on the survival of the fittest. I am not concerned about the losers. Disagree, agree, or neutral neutral success is based on survival the fittest i'm not concerned about losers hmm disagree agree or neutral i guess i would agree although that seems to suggest that i think that i'm like the fittest and like like i'm more capable of uh for survival or something which i don't think necessarily is true. Like, not in a survival actual situation where we have to, like, fight for resources hand-to-hand or anything. But, yeah, for the most part, I feel like, you know,

the harder-working people should do better than the less hard-working people. The smarter people should do better than the stupider people. And I really don't care, I guess, about, you know, people I don't know in those foreign countries and stuff. 14 more. As you call them. i find myself in the same kinds of trouble time after time yeah yeah probably so yeah okay uh i am often bored yeah yeah totally okay

in today's world i feel justified in doing anything i can get away with to succeed huh agree disagree or neutral yeah i would have to right like like i feel like in doing anything i can get away with to succeed huh agree disagree or neutral yeah i would have to right like like i feel like you know if there's some like box you can check and like tell a lie or something or if there's like you know you just see like how our politicians and how the whole system's corrupt and everything it makes me feel like why am i playing by these silly rules when no one else seems to be you know some basic rules like morality and stuff but like for the most part yeah i agree with that people who are stupid enough to get ripped off usually deserve

it i don't i don't agree with that because i feel like i i know enough about the internet and how tricky it can be sometimes to know that like you know sometimes old people just get tricked and I don't deserve that. Love is overrated. Hmm. Yes. Okay. Do you fail to learn from experience? This one's true and false. False. Okay. Do you particularly care about how others feel the answers on this are yes not at all a little bit do you particularly care about how others feel a little bit okay you've just hurt someone's feelings how does that make you feel this one is guilty good or i don care? You've just heard someone's... Okay.

Especially if it's a stranger. If it's a stranger, like if I hurt your feelings, I'd feel really bad. I'd be like, dang, I should have said that to Woody. Damn it. I feel bad now. That actually hurt his feelings. He's not mad. He's hurt. I would feel terrible about that.

But if like, I don't know. There's a video where I'm making fun of a fat lady at white castle and i'm like look at the hands like yes i know the one you're in a tank not even a little fucking i hope she cries are you aggressive or cool-headed the answers are aggressive cool-headed or depends on the situation are you aggressive situation okay Okay. Are you generally an anxious person? No, I'm sorry. You are generally an anxious person. Agree, disagree, or neutral?

Neutral. Neutral, okay. Would you describe yourself as a social person? Yes, no, I can be if I want to, sometimes. I can be if I want to sometimes i can be if i want to okay do you often tell lies or say insincere things the answers are never sometimes all the time oh i'm sorry it's how often do you tell lies or say insincere things never sometimes or all the time how all the time all the time i say insincere things because people want to hear compliments constantly.

And so part of my deal is like I always find something nice to say to every person I encounter all the time, 100% of the time. Has anyone ever said something randomly nice to you and you thought about it all fucking day? Yeah.

Keep doing that to people. Your life will improve. I'm going to switch up how I read these. The answers are never, sometimes, all the time. All the time. No, I'm sorry. I haven't given you the question yet So maybe it was a bad start You have delusions or other signs Of irrational thinking

Never, sometimes, all the time I don't have any delusions I think I've got a good grasp of reality Yeah Not according to your scoring system Have you ever been in love, yes or no? Yes. All right.

That was the last one. You, calculating. It says you are a sociopath. And there's a picture of Hannibal Lecter with the mask on. That's the level, huh? It says, we're kind of sorry and scared to say this, but according to the test, you're a sociopath. You probably already knew that based on your antisocial behavior and no sense of moral. Morals, I probably should say. Don't be angry,

but you should probably seek help and guidance before you find yourself doing anything that can cause you and the people in your life great heartache but hey you'd be great on reality tv well i like the sociopath test yeah uh taylor's taking the same test he's right with me yeah yeah totally i i think it's just i i really think those are all qualities of someone who's at least above average intelligence and uh i don't know has some level of privilege i'm gonna quickly take it myself um let me see uh success is based survival of fitness not concerned about losers um all right i find myself in the same kinds of trouble time after time. I have to agree with that.

I'm often bored. Agree with that. In today's world, I can justify doing anything. Disagree. People who are student don't have to get ripped off. Disagree. Love is overrated. Disagree.

Fail to learn from experience. False. Love is overrated discreet fail to learn from experience False Do I care about other feel yes You just hurt someone's feelings make you feel guilty You're aggressive or cool-headed depends on the situation You're generally anxious. I'll agree with that Describe yourself as social. I can if I want to. Do I often tell lie or insincere things? I said never. You have delusions on other signs of irrational

thinking? I don't think so. Have you ever been in love? Yes. All right. Calculating. I am totally not a sociopath. and there's a picture of a cute little girl with a flower in her hair haha right you're not a sociopath what were you thinking that you actually are a sociopath you're one of the most sweet full brave and helpful people out there you love other people you always help others even at a great personal price and you always will almost always have a smile on your face what are you still doing here go out and take one of those what kind of chocolate

are you quizzes so fuck um i expected to be more like in the middle like like there was some other one but uh but there you go so i am not one of the smart people who is a sociopath. You'd be dark chocolate, rich and nutty. I like that. Yeah. No, I always end up pretty high on those sociopath ones. And the ADD ones. And pretty much every one of them. Like, I know my ex-girlfriend made me take all this personality test.

The ones where you're like, I don't remember the acron acronyms but you're like intf or whatever the fuck briggs myers i think you're thinking briggs myers yeah yeah and then like like i would always come back with this like research that like they're uh you know unfounding like the briggs myers stuff is is poppycock because she's like i see your she would like look at my results and be like oh we're not compatible and then i'd have to like do my own research. Like these guys say it don't fucking matter. It's just like back and forth like that. So Cisco would send people to courses like this.

You're this kind of person and you're that kind of person. And I swear like all you have to do for most people is tell them what they are. And then they will become the most exaggerated version of that thing. And that's why they frustrated me so much. It completely seemed like poppycock, I like your word, but not based on any kind of research I've done, but it's just my own observation. You tell someone they're an IJMT, if that's even a thing, and all of a sudden, they're the most fucking IJMT that you'll ever see.

They're just like, it sayst that you'll ever see they're just like it says here that i'm kind of alpha so all of you better start following me and it's like dude you weren't like this yesterday you asshole someone just told you you were and i was always frustrated by it totally yeah i don't like all that bullshit um i don't like psychology in general, really. Go on. Tell me more, Tom Cruise. I don't know. You know, I feel like I'm really good at thinking about why I do things and what things mean to me and kind of doing that stuff myself. I feel like I'm good at it. Taylor and I have talked about this.

I feel like I'm good at saying, hey, why did you do that thing you did? That doesn't make any sense when you look back and observe your choices here. You made a choice here that doesn't really make sense rationally. What do you think led you to make that choice? Why do you think that way? What made you think that way? Were you afraid of this? Were you afraid of that?

Did you just not like that person? I'm good at that, I feel like. So I can look back at my own you know mistakes errors whatever the fuck i did if a situation goes bad with another person or relationship whatever it may be and be like yeah yeah why did you say that ah you were just scared of commitment or you know whatever it might be i feel like i'm good at that i don't need interesting i'm also really introspective right like i sit there and sort of self analyze who I am what I did etc but my voice is different it's always did you meet the grade right like

that I have a high standard for my own behavior and you know like like let's say I'm building something right like doing carpentry thing it's like well should I do this or should I do that and it's like okay fuckface what would you do if you weren't a lazy shit right like what would be the how would you do this right and then do that uh if uh i don't know like just always all the way through like it's it's never what's easier or harder it's always what's right and uh that's i i sit there and do that. Or like, like, let's say that, um, you know, I make a mistake in some personal relationship. Like maybe

I lose my temper or something like that. And I sit there and think, all right, you know, were you right or not? Were you right? Like it, if, if someone beats on you for four hours and you sit there and just like, try and wait it out, try and reason it, whatever. And then eventually you say, all right, enough of this fucking beating. This has got to stop. We can't have this. It's not working for me. Then even if it didn't work out like I wanted it to, I don't regret it.

It's like at some point you are allowed to do that. You are allowed to punch back um but but yeah my my the the overriding like tone of all of this is did you meet the standard that you should hold yourself to so is it a moral standard do you think or is it really just a work ethic applied to all facets of life it holds both it's it's it's a standard of excellence right like i um i'll see other people want something you can stand in front of and be proud of that you could say look i did this no matter who was listening you'd be proud to say so yeah yeah you know and that is that it could be a relationship thing like you know how you interact with other people it can

be a project that you've done it can be like i'm a lot and i feel like i'm a little nastier about the way i do things than you i like that that goes back to that one question it's like uh you know would you would you like do something immoral or something to get ahead it's just like yeah fuck them fuck they cheat too fuck them everybody cheats everybody's like it's like i was telling you about my friend who in another life had not literally another life but his previous career was helping a race car team in nascar cheat because he was a he he was a machinist he had all this incredibly fine tuned equipment you know down to hundred thousandths of inches and they just do anything they could to get higher gauge fuel lines like you mentioned i think or like you know

losing weight and it's just he was like yeah all top teams cheat. That's how we win. Some of the drivers are a little better, but it's all about the car. It's all about the car every week. That's why the big names win, the big sponsors win, and the big drivers win because they got the money and they can cheat better. I feel like that applies to every fucking thing. You see what they do in our political system and even our, you know, every facet of leadership our religious leaders seem corrupt our political leaders seem corrupt if they lead a thing they're corrupt anyone who's in charge of a thing appears to be corrupt whether it's the motion picture association of america or it's

the city of chicago they're dirty like every single time so it's just like yeah i'll whatever i whatever i can do i you know i certainly wouldn't cheat on my taxes wouldn't do that because the irs that fuck around but anything else um what was i gonna say uh oh and i and if i look like if there's one mistake i made in business repeatedly like that fail to learn from my mistakes thing i wasn't sure how to answer because if there's one thing i do it's i get fucked sometimes you know i trust people who weren't trustworthy or or you know they they seem trustworthy and then they change teams and uh it's just like damn you know like this is it's a challenge it's uh it's hard so yeah and i think a part of that you talk about switching teams, it comes along with the nature of work we're in and also the people who are in it seem to be really wishy-washy sometimes.

In standard industries, if we were at a sawmill and you were my employee, you work at my sawmill, right? There's no worry about you getting stolen across the street to the other sawmill. You agreed to work for me, you work for me. But I don't know, on the internet, there's a lot about you getting stolen across the street to the other sawmill like you agreed to work for me you work for me but like i don't know on the internet it's it's like there's a lot of that going on it's it's hard to it's hard to take someone at their word over the internet even like to the smallest degree if you're paying an editor to make something for you you don't know that kid like like how many people scam people with paypal and just run away with your money or or fuck you over chargebacks everything so it all goes back to me saying that everybody is fucking morally corrupt um i don't believe in karma it's not a thing too many awful awful awful people do look at donald trump he's killing it he's killing it you believe in

karma and that motherfucker's winning i bet he's not happy like it it's hard to say he's got the hot wife and all the money and and all the popularity and that luscious head of hair like what more could he want i just he's on his third wife right and and they get hotter every time yeah i'm sure he just reboots him he's like you know what weird thing happened to my wife she turned 30 can't have that there's plenty more out there um but uh maybe he's not happy but he strikes me as happy he's just such a jerk i feel like he's in i feel he's loving it i saw the thing today that bullies uh are happier than other students and they had like uh i don't know their chemical uh their brain chemical levels were better and healthier and stuff and i'm thinking like yeah trump's a fucking

like bully for life he's been tapping into this shit since the 70s he was he was born a rich kid i mean totally yeah he's awful you know what i found um so when he issued his evaluation so when you run for president you have to release these papers and they say um uh whatever that that you uh um you have to talk about your net worth in your investments and things like that he said that his name Trump was worth 3 billion and that's that's three of the 10 billion in valuation I don't know what the rest is but I think his 10 billion valuation is very much in sales right like that's not saying it clearly it's a part of the myth that he's trying to put forward i felt like if he said look i'm worth 1.2 billion that a lot

of people would be like yeah minor league billionaire lots of people are um but when he says i'm worth 10 billion all of a sudden he's like bigger than mark cuban but i don't know i i don't get a point there that the trump brand has its own worth that's it does that that is that is immaterial like like just to be able to be branded trump like if you stick trump on the side of a building i feel like it carries more weight anything whatever it's years ago i was very much into cycling i'm sorry to cut you off i'm excited i was very much into cycling and he'm sorry to cut you off. I'm excited. I was very much into cycling, and he did an American cycling race. It was called the Tour de Trump. And they're like, Trump, you know, we get that you're supporting the sport and everything,

but it seems like you're kind of putting yourself in the forefront. Does it have to be called Tour de Trump? Can't it be Tour de America or Tour de East Coast or Tour de Appalachia? Brought to you by Donald Trump? What's that? Brought to you by Donald Trump? Yeah. Why does it have to be Tour de Appalachia? Brought to you by Donald Trump? What's that? Brought to you by Donald Trump? Yeah. Why does that have to be Tour de Trump?

And he's like, oh, are you trying to lower the... Let me see if I can do my Trump. Are you trying to lower your profile? Huh? You want this race no one to watch? Tour de Trump makes it bigger. And that was an awful Trump. I'll have to work at it.

But he's right. Tour de Trump is more interesting. You put Trump on something and you're like, well, this'll be a show, let's tune in. That's what the name Trump says to me. He might wish it meant something else. To other people it might mean this is luxury, or this is premier quality.

He might think that Trump water holds nothing but hydrogen and oxygen, right? Nothing else, nothing, it's pure hydrogen and oxygen. But to me, I hear Trump and I think, where's my popcorn? I wanna see the show. I'm interested. It's better than Kardashian to me.

But I don't know if it's worth three billion. I don't know either. It's hard to i don't know either it's hard to say but um anyway it's part of the evaluation i'm really looking forward to that race i saw obama had made that crack he was like something about his like he was he's basically said that he could win a third election if he ran for it he in the podcast he mentioned something like that too he's like i would be a better president next term i I would be a better candidate next term. And he would win. God, the country's kicking ass right now. His own party loves him. There's an excitement around him that there will be. You think Trump can't beat Hillary? Trump would. He's already beaten Hillary. And he's in a much stronger

position now. I'm saying Trump, but I mean Obama. Obama would win this time. If America could have him a third time, they would absolutely sign up for a third term, I'm sure of it. I think the gay legislation passing, you got a lot of credit for that. What did he do? He signed some sort of minimum wage thing? Oh, no, it was the salary thing. Basically, companies were making employees go from hourly to salary so they didn't have to pay them overtime.

And now salary starts at like 50 grand or something like that. That was really interesting. He was able to just sign an executive order that meant that happened. And while the next president can just unsign an executive order, he does have to do it. He does have to take the hit for it. Like when Bush first joined office, the first thing he signed is like arsenic is okay to put in the water and everyone was like what the fuck seriously like you literally laid an executive order that said you can put arsenic in our water supply and uh you know he took a political hit for it small doses woody come on i you know i'm down does it get you high tell me

does a little arsenic get you high? It keeps you healthy. It kills all the bad stuff in the water. You don't want arsenic in there. It kills stuff. Yeah, it makes your body tougher. When your body has to fight off arsenic, suddenly it's ready to fight off AIDS. Arsenic resistance.

I like that, yeah. So, yeah, I don't know. I just feel like Obama would actually do really well this election if he had to run again. But he won't. And he can't. I was going to say something else. I forget. He was saying that he would be a better candidate.

He would be a better president. And he's just got more chill. Oh, oh. Trump said McCain wasn't a war hero. We talked about that a little bit. And he was just taking a dig at the guy because the guy is taking a dig at him. He's like, yeah, he's not a war hero. All right. He is a war hero. He's a war hero. We talked about that a little bit. And he was just taking a dig at the guy because the guy's taking a dig at him. He's like, yeah, he's not a war hero. All right, he is a war hero.

He's a war hero because he got captured. I like people who don't get captured. That's about as close to the quote as you'll find. And he's like, no one wants to play the part where I said he is a war hero. He's kind of sarcastically said it maybe. I don't know. But everyone came out and started blasting Trump for having

said that McCain's not a war hero and Obama made a good point he's like you know some pretty crazy things were said about me you know that I'm not an American that you know I'm trying to destroy Israel and this and that and those people are pretty quiet when they say crazy things about me you notice that muslim a communist muslim kindness canyon yeah i said economist you said communist but you're right anyway um yeah i just feel like you know i think obama will go down in history much better than he's being appreciated right now sure Sure, yeah. He's done a good job, I guess. Yeah, and I feel like he's got the right amount of... People mess around,

he sends drones and he gets some kills. But he doesn't go start land wars all the time like Bush did. He said they were going to stop looking at our phone records, too. They've been combing through them this entire time, though. He's like, we're just gonna

just gonna make one last backup we went through all of them so we figured might as well delete now so what it feels like yeah he's done a good job he was following a pretty ridiculous presentation so

good on him, I guess. We'll see how the next one goes. I don't feel like there's anyone in... You know who would win? Biden, I think, would win if he ran. Maybe. I don't care for Biden. I don't know.

I just don't like him for whatever reason. He seems weird. He's got so many gaffes. He's always just doing something that that's ridiculous like being pervy with some senator's wife or something like being pervy giving back massages to other heads of states and stuff like that yeah i let obama coffee man secretary of state did you hear obama say um so you know that the pizza place in indiana said they weren't going to serve gay people do you remember that yeah uh obama is like i like joe biden joe biden has been

a good friend and you know associate of mine for seven years now we've gotten really close so close in fact that certain pizza places in indiana won't serve us anymore that's a good line i like that that's a joke i would make i hope um yeah so that's i i don't know but you know i'm just i'm just not excited about hillary i can't tell you why she's corrupt but i just am convinced that she is and uh i like that i don't know what is it rand paul that's running this time or is it uh rand is on paul yes okay well all right so i guess him it's yeah or trump trump just because it's so funny dude if trump if trump became president i i think i'd like that i think it'd be really funny. What would he do?

He'd start a fucking war is what he'd do. I don't want that. I really don't want that. Iran, you're fired. Cut to news footage of rockets just fucking... He'd turn diplomacy into a reality show. He'd have all those world leaders there. They'd be like.

I love him in my race. I love him in the race. He makes it entertaining. I love it. But like someone asked him like, hey, you know, I see that you're attacking people personally. You're releasing like Lindsey Graham's phone number when you're president. Is that how you're going to deal with criticism then too? And he's like, oh, you know, like I. Someone hits me deal with criticism then too and he's like oh

you know like i someone hits me i hit him back that's what i do now is that any better as trump i'm not sure and uh uh it's just like wow so he might do that shit would it shock you to learn that trump was like you know what david price is not supporting Why don't you call him yourself 919 457 1293 You give him a call And let him know

I've been doing a press conference And he calls some other foreign world leader He calls the leader of Australia or whatever And he's like right there during the press conference Has him on speaker And just like hangs up on him during it I feel like he's that kind of a shithead he's like and that's how i handle diplomacy he's just that's a wild card you don't know what he's gonna do but he might be good at negotiating too i don't know like i i is america good at negotiating

are we i i like to believe that we've got like our, you know, some of the planet's best deal makers. But another part of me is like, or not, or they're just government workers who are suddenly like sitting with China, like, well, fuck, I'm trying to get you to agree with me. How much does that cost? I think that's how it actually works anyway. You know, they're always coming. It seems like with those big, like, whenever there's a confrontation between China and the US, it's currency manipulation, it's South China Sea, it's their stock market and it manipulating others. There's so much going on there that I feel like it must be a real shit show dealing with

diplomacy on a world scale level and i don't agree with the running of countries just like running a business thing like i don't really like that i i know like i i run woody craft and i'm often trying to think of ways to increase sales i don't want trump thinking of ways to increase taxes like you know like yeah hey yeah we can just step up we could even do better bigger profits bigger profits let's cut the schools and raise the taxes and he's more likely to enslave the mexicans yeah i don't know i can just imagine that some debate someone being like

pointing out how many uh mexicans work you, all these agricultural jobs in our country. And like, what are you going to do when they're gone? But like, well, they're not leaving. We're keeping them. Under Directive 47, all Mexicans on this side of the border will become property of the United States of America. I'm just waiting on that. Yeah, that wall's not to keep them out. No. That walls not to keep them out no going nowhere one mother fucker he went to some town in Texas and acted like he was risking his

life I think it's a border town anything could happen he had his bulletproof vest on that would be fun that's great all right oh we're well over an hour yeah yeah painkiller nearly episode 50 I hope you guys liked it