Painkiller Already - PKN 501

Episode Date: March 26, 2024

pk and 501 what's up boys huge news week huge oh so did you see the bridge oh my god the bridge the bridge happened as soon as i woke up pandemonium just like that fucking scene from the mothman prophecies with richard gear by the way and laura lenny richard gear laura lenny go look that one up you'll see that same shit happens at the end it was caused by the mothman where did this happen not not in the exact same area at all not not not nearly but in the same region of the united states where the mothman is said to be so i'm just saying okay did you watch the video or woody did you see the the bridge i've seen yeah from two or three angles yeah it it was i've seen boats hit bridges a bunch of times. And my usual walk away is, God damn, bridges are sturdy. Like that boat was a massive piece of machinery. Some of the biggest stuff mankind's ever constructed.

And then that bridge laughed it off. Like a train does a semi. I saw a train hit a semi carrying a bulldozer. If you've never thought about it, bulldozers are insanely heavy. They're very, very solid because if they weren't heavy, they wouldn't have the traction to push that much dirt. So just the weight alone of a bulldozer

is nearly as important as the power of a bulldozer. It'd be wasted without weight. The train runs through. I usually see bridges just shake off ships, but not this time. This bridge had

nothing to offer. You'd think the support would be the strongest part. When I saw it headed towards the support, I'm like, that support is going to shrug it off. But, nope. i saw from another angle just how giant that barge was though like oh it's one of the estimations of like how many

hundreds of tons it was and just all of that all that energy smashing into it i think the like the first time i watched it i'm like oh that's horrible and then i watched it, I'm like, oh, that's horrible. And then I watched it again. There was a longer version of the gift than that. And I was watching a truck or a car drive across on the second go through. And I'm like, come on, come on, please make it. Please make it. And one of the trucks made it across. And apparently they don't even know how many people have died yet. But multiple vehicles fell into the water.

This is so early that these numbers don't mean much but i read seven cars fell in so from that i'm gonna guess like 10 ish people um yeah i read there were 20 people either working on the bridge or working to close it because the ship filed a distress call so they knew shortly before it happened that it was gonna happen filed a distress call so they knew shortly before it happened that it was going to happen but um of those 20 people like something like six are known fine six are like known dead and the rest are unaccounted for something like that yeah but if that's the case then we're dealing with like 16 deaths and look that's tragic but um it could have been a much bigger number i saw i saw some people um uh mostly right-wing internet people being like oh it's a tech on an infrastructure uh this is

the the those russian or chinese hackers they turn that boat's power off what are you talking about come on but come on guys that's an interesting place to start. Jesus Christ. Andrew Tate was one of the people. Did you not think it too? Not that I'd go on board and say, I think I know what everyone else doesn't. But I was like, oh, shit.

A bridge hit. I'm sorry. A ship hit the bridge. What do we know about? Did we get the guy who did it? Do we know their background? Is it possible that this is an attack? You got to investigate stuff like that to be sure,

because that is what happens when people try and destroy infrastructures. They go for bridges and thoroughfares, things like that. I saw a funny tweet from someone who was responding to a lot of those conspiracy people who was like, guys, I hear a lot of you, but I'm not getting involved in any conspiracies until we at least confirm whether or not the boat driver was a woman. Because this could be easier than we think, gentlemen. Yeah, I have come to the realization, and it's 100% true, that these

terrorist organizations, whenever we see them in movies, it's like, holy shit, they've got a lair, and they've got a bunch of computer screens around with a plan. There's one guy with a whole plan, and then he's got like lieutenants who know the plan and they distribute it i just don't think it's like that i don't think they got their shit in order um i think you i went so when i something like this happens i think oh we fucked up again man we're bad at doing things like that's all that happened here the power went out of the boat they hit the thing when terrorists do things they show up with rifles because that shit works just like they did in russia like the thing in russia proves that i mean planes are are like 25 years ago you know what i mean like

they hadn't done that in a coon's age um i i think we got that our break tsa officers i think we got that. They're our brave TSA officers. I think we got that. They're our brave, too. It's really not a jobs program. Don't even say it. The thickest thighs in federal law enforcement over there. It's totally not just fucking security theater that does nothing. That thing in Russia was wild. I don't know how much of the video of that you've seen.

I saw the beginning of it, and the disclaimer was like, warning, extremely graphic, lots of deaths. And I'm like'm like yeah i'm gonna let kyle describe this to me instead you know i don't like seeing crowds of eastern european people get shot i love i love that you had the innocence there no innocence is okay it's just certain people um that you know all those poor russian people cornered and just trying to get away you know yeah and you know like there's there's the war and everything and i'm sure there's some awful people who are like this is what you get how does it feel to have your civilians murdered and it's like come on isn't the time for that those people were going to a goddamn concert that wasn't uh that wasn't the russian military that wasn't the oligarch who

who funds them that wasn't the president who sends them to fight. That was just some people going to watch probably some terrible music. They ended up being cornered and massacred by assholes with AKs. Did you read that Biden warned Putin that it was going to happen? The U.S. intelligence? It wasn't just Biden warning. The U.S. embassy released. It was like a public, hey, any U.S. citizens in Russia, be aware in the coming weeks. Don't go to concert halls,

crowded venues, things like that. That was like 11 days prior. There was like a public release. It's dangerous in Russia. There's a plot of foot. I remember reading about it. Russians wrote it off as a threat. They thought that we were threatening them. We were going to do it or something. But that wasn't the case

yeah well did you see uh so they i saw the video of them capturing the guys um and then i saw some of the video of them interrogating one of the guys i didn't watch any of the torture videos uh they cut one of the guys ear off the paint they cut one of the guys ear ears off and fed it to him and then they hooked the other guy's balls ears off and fed it to him and then they hooked the other guy's balls up to like an 80 volt battery and turned the radio up all the way until he was foaming at the mouth uh he's the one in the wheelchair um in the if you may have seen him in court mostly catatonic with his hands swollen four times too big um i have not seen that picture yeah it's pretty rough you know how do you feel about the torture

nobody likes terrorists torture is like like it's good to see evil people punished but at the same time it's like well fuck now we can't really trust anything these people say because if you're cutting someone's ear off you're gonna like if i'm having my ear cut off and fed to me, I'm going to tell them whatever I think they want to hear in that moment, no matter what. Well, you know the old story, right? There's a there's a bear in the woods. So so first they send British Secret Service and they send CIA and they send the KGB in to go get the bear out of the woods. Weeks of exhaustive hunting. First, the CIA gives up.

They come out with nothing. The British Special Forces Secret Service come out with nothing. The British Special Forces Secret Service come out. They got nothing. Here comes the KGB right away. He's only been there an hour. He's got a deer with his hands behind its back, beating to shit, and it's screaming, I'm a bear! I'm a bear! Please don't do it anymore! I'm a bear!

We have the bear. We found it. That's pretty... I'm conflicted on the torture thing because it's like oh that's the guy like who just shot a bunch of innocent people trying to go about their life have a nice little relaxing nightly concert all right that's good it's good seeing that person you know get a little retribution but then you got to throw it all out the window right like you're not you you're not getting useful information from someone you're torturing. Maybe as I'm processing my emotions on this, because I didn't like torture when we were trying to, like, prevent the next terrorist attack under W.

I don't know if you guys know that was like a legitimate state sanctioned torture that we would do outside of America. And then, OK, I didn't like it then. Somehow I like it for this. Why? Like, oh, wait a minute there is a difference we were trying to prevent a terrorist attack i guess and we were torturing people kind of pre-crime or for crimes they haven't committed to get information out of yeah in this case they have people that we know are guilty so really the question is woody are you in favor of corporal punishment for people that do shit like this and it turns out i am 100 yeah like if this kind of mass murder in a theater against

people who were just trying to enjoy music yeah if i could somehow to get the people that did it to endure the same amount of discomfort that they dished out, then that would be justice. Yeah. Yeah. I totally agree. Like it's, it's good to punish evil. Like you should, but it's not very useful.

Like you said, to preemptively be like, tell us what you know about this maybe event, or I'll pull more teeth out. And it's like, well, well now we're not learning anything because the guy's just going to mumble and gum his way to whatever answer you prefer.

Can you get the right incisor that would be funny yeah i saw the guy interviewed uh or interrogated uh and he's shivering terribly and he's on his knees it looks very scared for some reason and uh probably because they got his head held over that cardboard for some reason and uh and he's he's he's like who paid you it's like a preacher on telegram how much did he pay you half a million half a million what rubles it's like oh that's 5200 dollars who paid that i an islamic preacher uh like found him uh he claimed these to tajikistanis claimed uh that an islamic preacher from you know islamic state found him online um got him into his like you know classes i suppose teacher preacher and offered to pay him to go do this thing but his

story didn't make any sense he was clearly leaving bits of it out. And interrogator, um, was great. He was like, this doesn't make any sense out of the blue. They contact you. Why would they contact you? Why,

why are you so special? Why did they think you wouldn't report them immediately? He's just like, those are good questions. Yeah. He didn't have any good answers. And he's like, he couldn't hear them either.

I think we'll make you eat his ear this time. I don't know how I feel about the torture. I can't help feel kind of bad for those guys, even though they're clearly bad people. What? They just caught them murdering people. Yeah, but I don't know. I feel like when we do that to people,

it's kind of like a tar baby kind of thing um you know it when you hit that filth and you dirty yourself by by like you know descending to their level and being i'm all for killing them frankly but something about torturing them in a room somewhere with some other guy who's got to be as equally a piece of shit. Probably. Just doesn't seem to me like any moral good is happening in the world. Like either get them out of the world or put them in a system where we can make them try to like,

in some small way, make it better. Like, like make them make fucking hubcaps for the rest of their lives and send the money to the dead. No, there's no death. There's no death penalty in Russia.

I didn't know that. That's surprising. You've got to just kill people to do that. It's not like, well, it's up in the air. We don't know. No, we just caught him. He had the AK. He was covered in blood. He was shooting people. It's the same guy.

I don't know if those guys did that. I'm stuck in my bias. There has to be an unofficial death penalty in Russia. I think I've heard about it now and then. Well, there's killings in Russia, but there's no death penalty per se. Are we rare in that way? It seems like you might know something about this. Do most countries have a death penalty? I bet Europe is bitch-made in that way.

They probably don't. I think that there's quite a few that have it, but it's sort of an outdated thing on their books that happens extremely rarely, which is mostly true for us. It's rare that you hear about someone being executed. It's every couple years or so, you know what I mean? There's lots of people on death row,

but they always get these extensions or it gets commuted or something like that. I remember they killed a woman maybe last year right i think that was in missouri yeah maybe i didn't remember where it was but i remember they killed a lady um who's probably a bad person but this doesn't happen a lot but yeah russia no death penalty um yeah i looked it up because i just had to know it didn't't jive with what I expected. Russia got rid of the death penalty in 1996. Kyle's right.

Yeah, that would be when they started swinging back toward their old tricks. Okay. Abolitionist. Abolitionist in practice. Retentionist for serious crimes. Retentionist. Okay. I guess that's kind of what you'd expect other than Russia.

Okay. Africa? What? Which Africa? The continent. Which part of it, though? I see that there's not... Like, is that what you'd expect there?

I just don't think it means anything whether a country has the death penalty or not because it's... Like in one of these failed nations, for example, the books on their laws mean nothing. Like, I bet there's probably no... What's the death penalty in Haiti? Oh, they actually have one there. Okay.

Good. Dude, Haiti was the other thing. Haiti has absolutely fallen. We're joking about that. Done. They just gave up now it's not even like they're not even calling it like gang violence it's it's now now the the gang members are saying that any political representative from haiti who sits down and

negotiates with a foreign party at a table that does not involve barbecue will be murdered so either barbecue's part of the negotiation process i forgot barbecue was a person but i'm like really you forgot the cannibal leader of haiti i'm like does it have to be chicken are there other things that qualify as barbecue i'm really confused about this policy. He lost the whole book. No. Off with his head. They're barbecue flavored. We can't let any cannibals into the United States. We got to shut that down.

We just have a naval barricade around Haiti. Let that settle itself. And then in like 40 years we'll have a beautiful beach. Oh no, we're already preparing to head them off at cuba they're already um preparing gitmo to to house potential um haitians who would make the journey from haiti up to cuba and then the hop skipping a jump 90 more miles to to miami yeah we don't want that why not they seem like good people they're fleeing cannibalism you don't want to open your bosom to those haitian refugees no no i don't think our country's improved with haitian refugees

what if what if what if in on the island of like is sicily like apart is there an island sardinia what if on sardinia um there was there were people being cannibalized would you take the the italian um women and children who are who are who were trying to avoid being eaten alive? Well, yeah, of course. Okay. Obviously. Yeah, you got to look out for them. You got to keep an eye out.

They wouldn't, though, and if they were eating each other, they'd use delicious recipes, all sorts of Sicilian cooking. What other big news stories are there? We did the terrorists in Russia. That's a big story. See where that goes. How many... Oh, did they get all the bad guys? That's a question that I haven't heard answered.

I think that... I thought that they nabbed every shooter from the Russian situation. Are all the shooters alive? I think so. Kyle, you seem like you know the most it was like three of them or four of them and four of them yeah they're getting their families and friends only four yeah i think it was it was a small number yeah that is weird that their explanation

was so the only explanation or at least that we know is some random uh imam or something paid them $5,200 on Telegram, which I thought was like a tech. That's just an app you text. Telegram. Let me just so everyone here and maybe those listening don't know. Telegram is where you go to do dirty shit. Telegram is where you go to chat with your buddy in Belgium about child porn or share your snuff videos with your German friends.

Like Telegram is where people do their dirty laundry as a messaging app because I think it's anonymous, and it's not very well monitored, I suppose. Maybe it's encrypted, but it's where shit goes down. Okay, so like drug deals and stuff. Drug deals, sure. Anything that people want to stay anonymous for. It could be just something fairly innocent, but it could also be terrorism. Interesting. I didn't

know you could pay money over that app. Oh, you definitely can't send money over Telegram. They would have wired it to an account and then sent him a card or gave him access to a card of some kind. You'd do it that way. Yeah, I bet there's more to this we don't know because you're right. That doesn't make...

That's what he said. There's got to be more to it they're like where's the money he's like it's on a card he's like where's the card i lost it yeah that's not true he's like we want the car we look other way on other ear you give us card dude i i'm be honest i felt bad for the guy they fed whose ear they fed him um he had this bandage on his head that looked like children had made it um it didn't even look like a real bandage it looked like they had wrapped cardboard and gauze and then glued it to the side of his head or something it looked silly i've never seen a bandage like that before i don't know what its purpose was. It looked silly.

They all looked so scared. I couldn't help feel bad for them. I really couldn't. I know they're evil people. I know they massacred 140 people and who knows how many more. They burnt many alive. That's the thing. They shot the place up and then burnt the place down as they left. But man, I did feel bad

seeing them there all fucked up. They got to wrap up those interrogations and then just shoot them in the head. Just put them down. Nah, give them that Brittany Griner treatment. Put them in one of those cells and let's look at them through the plexiglass for a while. Well, Brittany Griner, she at least made it back. How about the Otto Warm Beer treatment? Where he was the guy who was like,

I'm going to steal a poster in North Korea. Yeah. And then they like put him in a medically induced coma or something, right? Wasn't that the story? They tortured him until when they gave him back, he had brain damage and was catatonic. They don't really know what the North Korea,

I'm sure they know what the North Koreans did to him, but they were never like explained how the North Koreans scrambled his brains, but they were never like explained how the North Koreans scrambled his brains, but they did something to him. Probably some sort of repeated beatings or electrical shock or something or oxygen deprivation or who, who fucking knows, but he died shortly after they gave him back.

Something I do like about Kim Jong-un is that he has wild weight fluctuations, and I get it. And so I'll see him, and I'll be like struggling. I know how it is, friend. And then I'll see him like eight months later, and I'll be like, all right. It's kind of skinny fat now. Those phases don't last long for him. So very interesting what's been going on um with them so post uh covid their border with china had like and this isn't my number's not far off like 40 or

50 border checkpoints and it's a huge border like it's it's thousands of kilometers or something it's huge uh north kore China. And since COVID, they've it's thousands now. There used to be a lot of middle class in North Korea that was apparently built upon the wives sort of crossing over to China and meeting up with

someone and sort of selling contraband stuff, like maybe chips or snacks or just DVDs or whatever, like like something some sort of contraband maybe just food um but that has been shut down and apparently the inflation there is such that they said something like um oil was 70 oh they use the euro equivalent they would be like it would be like um cooking oil go from 7 euros to 70 euros and from rice going from 4 euros to

42 euros. That's Joe Biden's economy for you. Yeah. Don't give him a pass. I won't. No, that guy's scary. He is. His daughter's kind of cute though.

He's got that chunky daughter you know she's hardcore uh did you see like speaking of like international take over for him like this sounds like the most made up like they wouldn't do a movie about it it's so ridiculous but a lot of the extra virgin italian olive oil that they sell like worldwide that purportedly is from italy has been they're lying about eluded by the mob and it's like they're selling subpar like spanish and greek and like all these other pictures as though they're six years old. Putting Kyle in between a rock and a hard place. We know what a hard place is, don't we?

She's kind of hot if that's your type, I guess. Picture from about 2006, goddammit. That lady's my fucking age. Yeah. I really was hoping you'd find her even smaller like an infant a newborn photo but did you did you see that about the italian olive oil mafia ring that's always been a thing

so because i like to cook or whatever i've i've always been aware and seen in um information online about what olive oil is not to fuck around with because they took a bunch of olive oils and they tested them. And it's like, nope, nope, nope. One after the other is like lying to you until they get to like some metal can fucking. What was the olive? Jinko. Jinko was the olive oil from the Godfather, I think. I remember correctly.

Something like that. I got fancy olive oil down there Godfather, I think, if I remember correctly. Something like that. I got fancy olive oil down there that I usually buy that I know is real because an internet person told me to. The mob has not diluted my olive oil. He went into the olive oil business. He's convinced that all the olive oil on the market is subpar and he can do better. And if you hear him talk about it, he's just so passionate about olive oil and he'll tell you what happens when you like burn different olive oils, the smoke, the problem.

This guy, he's like, my olive oil is the best olive oil you can get. He's going all about it. It's his exit plan. This is what, you know, everyone who has a white collar job has an exit plan. If you don't know this, they all wish they were doing something else. And this was his exit plan. He's going to be an olive farmer who's making really high-end olive oils, which led to me, to my exit plan, helping guys come more. What a plan it is. So we were swapping stores. I love when people, when you meet someone who has an encyclopedic knowledge on something that you never imagined being a thing. Like meeting a guy who knows that much about olive oil.

It's like, I don't even know the questions to ask. And he's like, don't worry about it. Let me start on. Let me monologue at you for a little bit. You know, this is what it's like to listen to you explain Lord of the Rings battles. True. First of all, how dare you? Not speaking of Lord of the Rings battles. First of all, how dare you? Not true at all.

Lord of the Rings battles, you know, the beginning of the Fellowship of the Ring where Mordor is, you know, they show the map and Mordor is slowly taking over Middle-Earth. Kyle knows exactly what I'm talking about. And it shows the blackness, the evil of Mordor spreading forth. That's what I'm doing right now with Kyle's first-person shooter buddies. The RTS plague spreads. He came for Vavity, and now he's joined us.

Came for Scum, and he joined willingly to the RTS side. Soon we'll get Kyle himself in the game. I'm over there preaching in the other chat, and I'm letting them know what the game is before they even slide into your Discord over there preaching in the other chat, and I'm letting them know what the game is before they even slide into your Discord over there. I'm like, look, he's going to try to get you to do this, that, and the other. Here's the thing.

You're never going to have fun. All night. Just think about it. Did I ever have any fun? Now, you'll have fun with Taylor, because Taylor's fun. But did the game give you an ounce of pleasure? Just answer me that after a night full of playing RTS with Taylor. That's all I had to say.

We were having fun. You joined in and we were having fun time chatting, even though you guys were doing Helldivers instead. But yeah, it's a good time. Scum's picking it up. Vavity is picking it up. It's hard to make teams in RTS games when you're trying to play multiplayer

because it's like me and Kyle versus two people who kind of know what they're doing. We're going to get smashed, even if I'm far and away the best player of the four of us. It's just really, really difficult in that way. So we need another noob on the other team, like with my my younger brother who's probably the second best player in our group it's it's so much fun you would enjoy oh you you mentioned like not liking or not liking the prospect of it because like you want to pub stomp you want to smash people and like have fun being like my great

civilization destroys your city like and i think i may have accidentally found a way to do that in this game so you can play ranked which gives you like an elo number and on ranked you're always playing people around your elo it's like chess i haven't played ranked in like probably almost a month and so my elo is like nothing special, a bit over a thousand. And, but I've been playing quick play and the quick play function I think is using your current ranked Elo to match you with people at that similar Elo, even in the quick play. And because my Elo is lower than it should be based on my skill level, because I'm using an account where like I started out last year, lost like six in a row like my past you know six or seven ranked games were all like five and two something like that and so i'm playing against like people around a thousand elo in quick play

and i am butt fucking them like i'm winning every single time it's exactly what i think i want out of an rts game which is like having a good time teeing off. And so I don't know if I'm ever going to try and get my ranked ELO up, at least until I get bored of beating people at this level. So I think I've cracked the code. That's what you have to do. Sign into ranked, resign like five games in a row, lower it artificially.

It's called smurfing. Oh, I know. Yeah, it's done in every game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty scummy. No, I just can't get into RTS. I just don't want to have to memorize the...

I don't want to memorize the villager builds, and I also don't want to have to worry about idle time. I was explaining this to Scum. When we play these games, we all smoke weed, and you know how it is you'll be playing a game you'll be like a little moment there where i checked out it's like

when you're driving and you're like you have a little moment of highway hypnosis and you're like oh how'd i get here i was at a red light now i'm that's the applebee's hell i'm halfway home like that happens occasionally when you're when you're playing a game but it doesn't matter in like a shooter because maybe it's the menu or like who cares if you die once in cod but in that game and and and an rts it's like dude you were idle for 12 seconds like quit 12 seconds is fine but like there have been like scum is brand new and so he'll like do check-ins with me where we're on the same team obviously and he'll be like taylor how many villagers yet and of course like i'm used to the game so i've had no idle time in my dark age and i'm like 18 and he's like oh i'm at 12 and it's like that is that is truly an insurmountable comeback it's like oh so your eco is already 50 smaller than

mine this early in the game like that's that's horrible news but he's picking it up quick as long as you're like competent at, you can figure it out. It's more of a macro than a micro game. Oh, well, I mean, maybe the combat is, but it's definitely micro macro with that villager count and sending them to the right places and everything. Memorizing that part alone is a frustrating amount of memorization for me like that would take me two weeks of studying to like get that down to to where i'm comfortable

yeah fair enough but i mean it's gonna pick it up pretty quick i gotta spread super earth democracy you know like like there's there's bugs out there that need killing and having their oil taken from them it's not gonna spread, as you've said many times. You have to get on there and decimate the bug people and be scared of the Terminators. Yeah, they're actually pretty fucking scary. What was the other thing that happened? This has been like a really good news week.

A bunch of shit happened. What went on? They raided two of P. Diddy's homes for human trafficking. And I was just reading about it while waiting for my chance because this story is exciting to me. Human trafficking, by the way, usually means hiring whores.

Oh, shit. That's what happens when you talk out about Diddy. All right? Anybody else talking about Diddy, you'll get the same. Yep. I'm sorry for that. I think I press leave studio. We thought Diddy got you. We thought the CIA got you for talking about this. Yeah, they're after Diddy right now. You're being a pimp or maybe even just hiring whores.

I would guess P. Diddy's throwing sex parties. I just don't see him as like entertaining these women out. Kyle says that's what's happening. Oh, Diddy is a fucking cock fiend. So Diddy's been raping men. Diddy's been raping women. Diddy's been whoring people out. Diddy's been pimping people. Diddy's been making fucking

international fuck videos and selling them. How do you think he got all that money? What are you selling? DVDs? You think Spotify pays money? Not with $1.50 generate contributions. You know, a billion views on Spotify is like $1,800. He's been selling pussy, alright?

They sent Homeland Security. They only send Homeland Security when it's like some sort of international fuck crime. He's in a lot of trouble. His attorneys made me angry. Like, here, let me read their their statement i'll try and find it real quickly yesterday there was a gross overuse of military level force of search warrants were executed at mr combs residences there's no excuse for this excessive show of force and hostility

exhibited by the authorities on the way as children and employees retreated this is like i see this all the time oftentimes when like politicians are uh taken to task for their crimes and it's like listen if the evidence is in your favor you bang on the evidence if the law is in your favor you bang on the law if nothing is in your favor you bang on the table and that's exactly what these fucks are doing. Like, you were really too mean. There's no reason you had to break the door lock. Oh, shut the fuck up.

No one gives a shit. Did they enter your house quickly? If you're guilty, no sympathy. Well, innocent until proven guilty, right? I don't like it either, frankly. They had guns on them when they busted the house. Yeah, if they didn't shoot you, shut the fuck up. I don't like it.

But it looks like Diddy's in a lot of trouble. He definitely did it. I don't know if you know that meme, Woody, the Diddy Did It meme. But it's, and there's an episode of South Park where it's just like constantly, Diddy did it? Diddy did it. And they're like, I'm going to put this dog outside. He's being like constantly, did he did it? Did he did it? I'm going to put this dog outside. He's being fucking frustrated. What do you want?

What do you want? Your tiny little yappy dog is... That's the cost of having an adorable little dog is they're going to yap at you. They're going to be... They're needy. They're little. The whole world is scary to them. You got to be understanding. He wants to sit in my lap. But he keeps biting my face he bites my face

um he bites faces you sent that video of him biting uh toby's face and toby seemed uh he seemed over it he's like toby's making like grizzly bear teeth at him like like leave me alone and he's just break your other leg you little fuck yeah like the puppy's chewing on my hand right now in a not friendly kind of way um but that'll keep him quiet yeah diddy's in a lot of trouble uh and good i like seeing uh hollywood people go down uh for for some reason i really enjoy that really kevin spacey kevin space didn't do anything wrong he's 30 and 0 in court um kevin space is just a gay man living his life and a bunch of people tried to take that away, did take his career away from him. You know, he was in that movie. I don't remember the

movie was about that a billionaire. It's true story about a billionaire whose son was kidnapped. And they're like, hey, give us the money or we're going to kill him. And they cut the kid's ear off and send it to him. And the billionaire negotiated, continued to negotiate on the ransom money after they sent the kids ear true story they went so far as as to like have a new actor come in and just replace uh kevin spacey and all those scenes i'm pretty sure it was him and he hasn't worked since all that came out not really he's been a bunch of little shit but he's 30 and oh and quarter something like that you know there and it's none of that that sort of stuff like trump had where it's like well we found out that we decided it was sexual assault

not rape it's like yeah he still did something though you everybody agrees here that don't act like it's innocent don't act like we said nothing happened like but that's what happens time and time again there was that one guy who was clearly like trying to extort Kevin Spacey or just be – he was straight, and he realized that Kevin was gay, basically, and was being flirtatious with him and trying to entrap him or something like that. That was the only one that was even borderline. He's a dick grabber is what he is, and they took his career away. It was lame.

Well, that's sexual assault, right? Kevin Spacey grabbed my dick. I'd say, thank you for your service, sir. All right? That's a small fucking price to pay.y grabbed my dick. I'd say, thank you for your service, sir. All right? That's a small fucking price to pay. A little dick grab? A little dick grab? Come on.

We've all had a physical before. After Kaiser Sose? He gave us Kaiser Sose, and you can't handle your dick getting grabbed just for a moment? That's true. Not just Kaiser Sose. Think about his character from House of Cards. Well, House of Cards, of course, Frank. his character from um house um well house of cards of course frank but um i i recently what re-watched um um the one that had you la confidential american beauty's guy he's you know he's all

pedo and uh it's interesting in that movie it's a creepy movie that girl's fucking hot man i mean i don't think it's that creepy it's it's like this guy with a dead marriage and this girl who clearly does not look underaged who's played by like a hollywood hottie who's 25 played by an underaged girl yep no she's not no she's not i just mean more like the dead-eyed creepiness that spacey portrayed in that like it i don't remember yeah i haven't seen it in a while it's not one of my favorites because it's i don't know those themes don't appeal to me i don't think i'll watch that one again either yeah probably not but yeah uh did he definitely did it it's good to see him go down um and it's good to see trump slink away again um i watched pka i think there was like a sort of round table like you know

what's gonna happen what's gonna happen i'm just like man i've watched this guy avoid uh consequences since i was 15 you know because he was the town next door in atlantic city and uh i'm like i don't know how i don't know why i just think that he won't have consequences and uh it looks like that's the case i'm sorry sorry, Kyle. I know you were talking, but the judgment on him didn't change. So if he loses the appeal, he'll still owe about half a billion. But some people are saying that the reduction to 175 million is kind of a clue or an estimate on what the appeals court might do. Oh, OK. Is that like a lead up thing where the, the prosecutors or whatever,

like, okay, well we, if, if we go for half a billion here, it's more likely that they just nix the whole thing. Not like that. Now the prosecutors are like,

I don't like the way this worked out, but keep in mind the judgment hasn't changed. We can still get this half billion it's the appellate judges who were like can you do 175 let's do 175 and you have 10 more days also they released a bunch I'm sorry not

released pushed off like Trump and his kids adult kids weren't allowed to do business in New York anymore that's been delayed to the until the uh appellate court rules whereas that wasn't like gonna be in effect um he can do business in new york i think i sort of said that twice there was another thing the the fine the i guess i don't know what to call it the the bail money that he had to put up the bond

has been reduced. He has the ability to work in New York again until the appellate judges decide whether that stays or goes. What am I missing? Do you have something? Well, he won the club championship and the senior club championship. We did talk about that. It's true. I don't know. Champ champ.

All right. Champ champ. I saw you got a congratulations from the president. Look, the man keeps on winning. Okay. You show me any other athlete out there. 70 plus winning, going champ champ in his seventies while campaigning, while fighting dozens of legal escapades,

getting congratulated by the president of the United States while his supermodel wife looks on. And somehow this guy's the butt of your jokes late night? Okay. That was great. This guy golfs so fast, no one even saw it happen. No. Everyone else is eating lunch and he does the whole 18. Everyone else is taking

70, 80 strokes. You call the grand jury. I've got three secret service agents that will tell you different. They will tell you. Are there videos of Trump driving? yeah there have to be right like like of him so there there are videos of him driving and they're not that flattering but i worry that i'm existing in this ecosystem that mocks him sure i bet you could put together a compilation of Tiger Woods golfing poorly. So I'm not qualified to judge his drive.

He picked a good sport to pretend to be great at for an 80-year-old guy because golf is the ultimate fibber sport where people go in and they might even do smurfing stuff. I know my dad is a big time golfer would would trounce trump and he's only you know 20 years younger but he like talked what's your father's handicap uh i don't know the exact number it's low it's probably higher than it used to be but he was he was very very good like maybe maybe probably five okay i heard trump was six so okay yeah that's good but better than it's still a good golfer it may have even been three or something like that i don't remember it was very good at his peak my dad was he golfed non-stop uh and he was telling me he's like man

the worst part about fucking golf sometimes is there's this one dude that we used to do tournaments with and he was a piece of shit he used to show up and be like i'm an 11 uh handicapped golfer and this dude was like scratch and so he wins all these tournaments and no one has the balls to be like oh this guy sucks you know don't let him play in these tournaments he's just lying to you like it and i didn't realize that that was really how golf was played with until like a year ago and he told me this and i'm like really that's like showing up at a marathon and being like yeah my handicap for this marathon is two hours and they're like really it's like yes trust me fingers crossed and then i win the marathon because i you know it was an hour and 58 minutes slower instead of two hours oh boy

look at truth social stock price i think think Donald can afford to pay a little bit more than he says. Dude, there must be way more people on Truth Social than I thought. How many people do you think are on Truth Social? Because I know. I have no idea. My guess? 7 million.

I was going to say 8 million. In a month. This is Unique's in a month. Oh, Unique's in a month. 328,000. 500,000. in a month. Oh, Uniques in a month. 328,000. 500,000. 500,000. I bet my channel has more. Yeah, you're probably right. If that's Uniques.

I know Twitter is posting higher year-over-year daily users than last year by like 10%. Oh, really? Yeah. But they're also like, there is such a problem on i mean it's silly like it's still pretty much the same fucking app it's just you're allowed to say a few more things but the amount of like porn bots on twitter is baffling like someone can leave a

comment that's like totally innocuous like one of the hockey people i follow will be like incredible goal from johnny goudreau tonight although he was wide open into the you know he's wide open this and that and then like underneath wide open ass yeah underneath that is like a handful of people being like oh man he's he's done it again what a great player and then right in the midst of those is like suzy b butthole and it's like pussy in bio or just a picture of her her ass and it's like this is i i'd prefer this not dilute everything on this app or the amount of ads uh like they if you remember like a year ago or so they were like they hired some new woman who was like a big to do in the advertising world and she was like yeah i know exactly what we're going to do in order to get the advertising honed

and monetize it to the nth degree and now like you go on some interesting post that shows like hey this is how a suspension bridge is installed and it'll like show like oh so that's how they you know core down and actually plant the the posts to hold the eventual bridge that's so neat i wonder if there's a follow-up tweet below this to a youtube video or something that explains it even further and instead it will be like a hundred comments of similar but not that where it'll be someone else trying to drive their own engagement being like check out how tank treads work. Neat, huh?

And it's just clearly a bot trying to do, or people who say the wrong thing to get engagement. They'll be like, anyone else born in the 70s remember this? And it's like a cartoon that came out in 2007. And so you have like a bunch of people born in the 70s being like, you're crazy if you think we were watching that. We were watching Thundercats or something.

And then now you've got an argument of people driving engagement on these posts. So I really, I guess that's not selective to Twitter. A lot of social medias do that, but I really don't like it. You know, everyone thinks the answer to this math problem is 16, but I'm getting four. And the answer to this math problem is 16 but i'm getting four

and it's an ambiguous math problem where there's no answer yeah there's two answers i see this funny ad every so often where it's like a picture of a tree it's like a tree that clearly has within the outline of the tree an elephant like very clearly it's like a tree where the silhouette is an elephant clear as day and it'll be like an ad and it'll say like did you see an elephant before you saw a tree you may be suicidal if that's true use our mental health service and i'm like man these guys go hard and so now i just any ad that comes across my feed i I block. I block the account. And there's always more. But for a while, I'm pretty sure that Twitter was counting the blocking as an engagement with content.

Because some cartoon anime nonsense, literally a type of content I do not ever interact with. I have no interest in anime. None at all. I don't like the art style. And like just an anime ad will come up. And I'll be like, get the hell out of here. I don't even speak Korean. Blocked.

It registered that as an interaction. Now there's more. Block, block, block. Now I've interacted four times with anime accounts apparently. And I just get a whole page of nothing but like anime. It's the same. My Reddit's the same my reddit's the same fucking thing like i'll spend so much time blocking and and ignoring uh red i don't know

how many times i have said i'm that not only am i not interested in like our gen z and our teenagers and our xxx chromosome and our what's the other one? All those fucking lady echo spaces and shit and fucking zoomer echo spaces where they can like, can you believe that my mom doesn't want me to do heroin? It's because I'm trans. And it's just like, oh, my. I block them all. And it's like, do you want to mute as well? I'm like, yes, mute. And then I'll block the account.

And then the next day it'll be like it'll be like a teenager talking about his sex life. It'll be like a 17-year-old. My 18-year-old girlfriend doesn't orgasm. And I'm like, fucking mute, mute. Yeah, I don't care about this. It's just so jarred. You don't care if your girlfriend orgasms? I don't care if his girlfriend orgasms.

Keep it to yourself, loser. I don't want my normal Reddit feed to have anything dirty or weird or fucking kooky in it i want news i want crazy shit i want stuff like i sent you guys today that fucking we should watch that right fucking now let me send it to zach it's a man fighting a bear and winning yeah i'm telling you humans are tougher than you guys give them credit for people well this one is. Some are. Eastern Europe has to be, right? No. The horn fighting bears.

Oh, that looks like an American bear to me. I like shit like that. But I really hate that anyone who goes on Reddit and starts discussing things with people, like, man, what are you doing? You're either in an echo chamber or you're just there to like troll it's one or the other good good you're coming to my opinion on reddit that's good yeah you don't don't waste time there if you have like a niche hobby like any forum it can be solid but like woody did you see the trailer for the new starch uh star wars. No, I didn't hear about it at all. It's called Star Wars Acolyte.

I think it was like 580,000 votes down and 150,000 upvotes on the YouTube trailer. I think the whole cast is black and gay. I think it's another lesbian black space drama. One of the

writers has never seen Star Wars. The showrunner is Harvey Weinstein's former female assistant. What was the other thing? The star is this non-binary radical feminist who looks like

the black lady from Conan. Completely shaved head and really sporty. She was pretty hot. Maybe showrunners and the people who make movies, you know, a completely shaved head and really sporty. Oh, yeah. She was pretty hot. Man, maybe showrunners and, like, maybe the people who make movies, TV shows, video games, maybe they shouldn't hire them if they have, like, open and active animus for the player and viewer base.

Maybe that. Maybe, like, if you don't like Star Wars, you probably shouldn't be writing on Star Wars. Mike Stock was from, I think it's his name, it's fucking Polish, from Red Letter Media calls Disney passive-progressive. That is pretty funny. That's the best one ever.

They're calling it another black lesbian space war show. They've got quotes from each of the cast members. It's like, it's always been a white man's story. It's like, the last 12 years, it's been nothing but Ray. It's been nothing but that white lady like and that black guy like like it's right it was ray and finn for a decade the main storyline i would um what's the best one where mandalorian's fucking

mexican uh yeah but the one where everyone dies is the one i really enjoyed oh well i like that one too it's rogue one thank you and and uh there is, in fact, a white person in that movie. You're right. I just think it wasn't about wokeism in the slightest. I didn't detect any wokeism. If it's there, I don't see it. Oh, maybe if that's the one that's got that gay Asian lady non-binary person or something in it that i think i think i think that was a thing too they made a big deal anyway i don't have a problem with the existence of a black person or a gay person in my show that show was not about gay or black people it was about getting played i don't like black vulcans if i'm being honest i never have you

don't like who black so in star trek they start in star trek they do this thing that's they've always they've always been pretty good about it where you could go to another planet and meet like the vulcans or the pointy-eared people or you know live long and prosper or the klingons with that big like you know the they're the black people with the crazy shit on their foreheads taylor but you'd have white actors play klingons sometimes frankly in a little bit of brown face and you'd also have black actors play it. They do that with every single race. They're a black everything,

and they're a white everything, and there's even some Asian fucking Klingons and shit, but they still go ahead and paint them the right color, at least with the Klingons. But with the Vulcans, they got this black Vulcan, and I just wasn't buying it. I just wasn't buying it.

It didn't make any sense to me. Oh, I know. I really like him. He does a great job, I think. The actor's name is Tim Russ. He plays Commander Tuvok. Yes. I like when there's truth to source material.

Tuvok's his name. Like the Lord of the Rings show. It didn't make sense to have black elves. Lieutenant Commander, probably. He's yellow. Yeah i i don't know i i'm more minded in like fantasy where it's like like eastern european like lore basically it's like it's like their stories or if it's like what if it's a scandinavian like tale from their from their mythos or whatever. Like,

man, I would think it was crazy if I watched a thing about like the great wall of China defending against the Mongolians. And there was, I don't know, Matt Damon there. Yeah. It would take you out of it. That happened.

I went, I didn't, I haven't seen that movie, but it's a Chinese made movie. See people complained about that. It's called the great wall. I think basically they mademade movie. See, people complained about that. It's called The Great Wall, I think. Basically, they made a movie, China did,

where they go back in time, and they're like, did you ever wonder why the greatest wall man ever built was constructed? He thought it was to keep Mongolians out? No. It's monsters. The monsters are coming, and the Chinese have been keeping them at bay with their giant wall, and they had to call like Matt Damon. And I'm pretty sure the Mandalorian.

I think that it was him fresh off of Game of Thrones. Like I think it was this next thing, his paycheck fucking role. I think they got Pedro Pascal. I think they got them and then maybe a lady to come fight the monsters on the Great Wall. If that's their story, and it's true, if it's a fish-out-of-water story about monsters, and they want Matt Damon there, whatever. But if there was a bunch of lore,

and they were doing a story about the construction of the Great Wall, and fucking Matt Damon and The Rock show up, it's like, what the fuck is going on? If some Bantu author was writing a fantasy world lord of the rings-esque but about the zulu and uh daniel ratcliffe is the main character it's like that takes you out of it's like why is he here like why why is that guy a part of this mythos it doesn't gel it takes you out of what if they did white face like i would be okay with it if they did whiteface because it's not

that I'm against black actors. I'm just against the characters looking in a way they shouldn't. I'd see through it. I think that's less racist. Neither of you guys back me on Little Mermaid, but I'm holding to it. I back you on Little Mermaid.

I remember you saying you didn't care. I don't care personally because I won't watch it. Little Mermaid. I remember you saying you didn't care. I don't care personally because I won't watch it. Little Mermaid is a ginger white girl. And to deny that is erasure. Yeah, they get rid of all these redhead. I saw like a whole graphic where someone was like, why can't i as a redhead have representation the dozens of examples where they take redhead white characters and make them black or you know some other race by the way two bucks sucks i made a mistake the new spock that i really like

is zachary quinto who's very much a white guy he's the old spock now. Okay. Zachary Quinto's from the movies. He's Siler. Yes, yes. From Heroes, maybe? Yeah, 2004. So that guy's badass, Spock. He's terrific. Tuvok, I always thought he wasn't tough enough.

Not that Vulcans are supposed to be macho, but there should be an understated confidence toughness when it comes to it. And that guy is a little flaming. Yeah, he's always a little intellectual for me. And again, they are an intellectual people. But there were times when Spock would like go into Pon Farmo. Taylor, that's their breeding season. And he'd lose his fucking shit every seven years. Yeah, they have to fuck or they'll die.

Fuck or they'll die. And spock would go into hardcore mode and then there was one time when spock was supposed to get married i think and then as like a switcheroo because the lady didn't want to marry him and he didn't want to marry her it's an arranged marriage she was like i like challenged him or something or made it or basically they made him fight kirk i think she was like i want to marry Kirk instead. You have to fight him to the death to decide which of you gets me. And Kirk's like, I don't want to marry anyone. And she's like, no, it's Vulcan law.

And then they make him fight, and the music's like... I know that from Family Guy. They've got these weapons, and on one side is just a round ball that you assume is solid iron or something, and on the other end is like a half-moon-shaped curved blade. Sickle, yeah. Yeah, but it's not in this traditional hooky way. It's like the big, broad back of the moon, the round side,

is kind of facing out, and it's like, dun-dun-dun-dun, and Spock's going hard he's swinging the whole thing and he does that thing where kirk like ah and it cuts his midriff but not any skin he's like huh you mean business i see they have that little moment it's good it's terrible shit don't watch there's uh they're like talking about how we're all in agreement with little mermaid lord of the rings all that there is this like very funny 4chan post from years ago because you'd hear these idiots be like so you can accept dwarves elves orcs but you can't accept a black elf and this one post was like oh so you can accept dwarves elves goblins and ghouls but you can't accept a 2018 mazda c-7 with optional heated seating.

And it's like, and it showed like a Mazda, like in the Rohirrim charge. And it's like, yes, that's the perfect example and argument. It's like, you're taking something that, yeah, it's not that I can't fathom a BMW rolling around the plains of Rohan. It's that the existence of it would take me out of that world. Like if Theoden's assistant it the existence of it would take me out of that world like if theodine's assistant is asian all the sudden it's like well where the fuck did this guy come from like what

is there an asian neighborhood in rohan and where does that stem from like like it takes you out of the world you know what three body problem are you guys watching it no i'm still i haven't seen them i will watch i was gonna let you watch an episode or two and then see if you were going to stick in there and if you were, I was going to watch some for you. I've watched seven episodes so far. I'm going hard at this, which is not a giant thumbs

up. I'm just invested in this storyline. Of course. And it's funny. So I'm bad with names, but it's like double true when it's a word I've never heard before. So it's like, oh, the Sofan, that's what that is. And what is the alien race called? The Phi T or something like that?

It's like the Trigonids or something. It's like a couple syllables. We're talking about the main antagonistic race. I remember it being two syllables. Tricellerons or something the tricellerons or something like that but um they have whitewashed it a little bit uh when i heard the audiobook i couldn't remember any of the names but the guy that read the audiobook did it so well that i remembered the characters by their voices because the names were all like z spelled x i chi spelled x hi maybe um you know like jar they were all chinese names that meant nothing to me these characters names are like josh

oh look it's pete oh it really helps me by the way like like the main characters there's like the smoking hot chick the asian chick the black guy the fat white guy the skinny white guy i am having no trouble differentiating any of these people this is how woody would cast this show samwell tarly there's a bmi skip you need to watch like, they need more Icelandic fantasy because you know how they do surnames there. Like, when you see someone whose name is, like, Ericsson, that's the son of Eric. Ah. And so that Eric's daughter, her name would be Susie,

Eric's daughter, D-O-T-T-I-R. And so, like, you'd watch that and be like, who's that? Oh, Eric's daughter. There's a lot of daughters a lot of sons in iceland there's only like a couple hundred thousand of them so i'm in they all big i'm watching it with my wife and every so often i'll pause it because okay so for example what they did is they put all their energy into a single photon, which is so light they were able to accelerate it to much more than the speed of light. Okay.

And but because this is a multidimensional photon, right, a part of an atom, a proton, I should be saying, because the multidimensional proton, when it unfolds in three-dimensional space, it's this giant thing that surrounds the Earth and zips around the Earth and etc. Anyway, they lay it out like that in 15 seconds, a lot like I did. speak of understanding just how they compressed a photon across dimensions and how they accelerated it and why it was able to go faster than light and all this like insanity and i'm like they i promise you this was way harder to understand in the audiobook and it happens all over the place like just these ridiculously deep dives into the physics of the problems that they gloss over in the show with just a little trust me are they staying in book one i don't remember where the books ended and okay um here's one concern i had and i don't think this is a spoiler unless you you know a lot about like what i'm talking about i think they call it the sword holder or something later on um there's a lot of online i know there's a lot of controversy

over the sexism implied with with with that whole thing because they um they start off with a male sword sword holder and then they go into why giving it to a female sword holder and how a female brain works and how it's nurturing and this that and the other how the male brains this that and the other and how the tricelor tricelerons like know this and so basically taylor the moment that they let the woman run things the aliens attack um i i'm that's yeah i'm leaving the core part of it out and like like all the spoilery stuff but the moment that they turn the reins over to a lady the aliens are like go time and uh i think i

can add a little onto that without ruining the show there's a sword holder is i forget the details of how it's implemented but there's a mutually assured destruction type thing and they know that if they fuck with earth nobody wins and uh then they switch the sword holder because I think that person

ages out to the next one who everyone knew the first sword holder would do it in a heartbeat. It was like my old dog who's like, we don't have to rise to the occasion. We always exist here. Absolutely hoping you will

fuck around and find out. I dare you. The aliens calculate you the aliens calculate the aliens calculate and they're like there is a 99.996 percent certainty that if we invade then like mogadashi is hitting the fucking red button he wants to hit it right now he he looks at it every day and says he wishes a motherfucker would right yeah and mogadishu or whatever ages out and they put this chick on the button and they're like you know i think we can do it now yeah let's do it she's gonna have the balls to blow us up she didn't have the balls she didn't have the balls um literally and uh and so they the chinese author not not living in a very woke culture, as you can imagine, in the 90s or whenever he wrote this trilogy of books, he's just like, yeah, women brain.

It's too small. They think about babies. Men brain. Men brain think about pussy. Focusing on her femininity as the problem. It was just like most people don't have the balls to do what this guy did and the next one didn't. But Kyle might be right. The whole time I listened to the book, I was like

flying a paramotor at the same time. So it's very loud and I'm also busy. I promise you that ain't how the show will go. They'll give her a reason not to push that button. It won't be because her pussy wouldn't let her. There'll be a reason. The casting that button. It won't be because her pussy wouldn't let her. There'll be a reason.

The casting almost looks like the play Hamilton. You know? Well, there's more white people than Hamilton has. Hamilton only has one and it's the bad guy. There should be like two whiteys and they shouldn't come in until later. They should be all yellow folk for so

long. Like an Asian lady finds the aliens and an Asian lady messages them. And initially it's like the Asians getting together, do everything in the first, like early part of the book. And the first book, I feel like, you know,

later on you get the globe involved, of course. And there's, I remember this, there being like a couple of wall facers who are not Asian. But they, they do that beginning part, it is an asian lady that contacts the trisomes tricerans something close to that trisolerans okay i will go against you

i'm not good at this i'm real close okay um it is an asian lady that's it trisolerans yeah yeah yeah um the beginning where they like hurt her dad and that motivates her to not like humans that doesn't change that it's the chinese government who does that bad stuff and a chinese woman who gets misguided because of it i'm enjoying it i think though if you're a book guy who just really wants to see it on his screen maybe it's a seven if you're a regular person who's not into the books it might be a four or five the uh the third book in my opinion goes completely off the rails yes the author was dying of cancer or so he thought and so it gets wacky and wonky and it's like

it's not for me i'm gonna watch the show but but but i just think that like the way the whole story goes in the later books it's kind of like what dune does spoilers for dune here if you haven't read book fucking three but you know the spice turns people into worms you know like like paul tradies turns into a goddamn worm man later on. I hope Zendaya like sucks his worm dick. I want to see that. How do they get so big? Oh, I don't know if they turn into the gigantic worms.

He turns into like this man sized worm who's more man. Worst of both worlds. So you don't even get the power of the giant worm. On three body problem the ending i i'm gonna talk a little bit about it but i'm telling you the details won't be there they get off earth and you learn that the whole universe you got to wrap your head around the scale out of this is this pulsing thing that like grows out to the universe and then gets sucked back in and it's like the it has energy to expand and then gravity pulls it back in and this pulsing happens over a course of i don't know

a trillion years something like that but okay a lot lots yeah i don't trillion seem like a lot of years to me but anyway this pulsing happens and these people like live so long or suspend for so long that uh they witness the pulsing or live through it or something um yeah so the fun part to me is is there's a bit of an overarching narrative that's um you know the fermi paradox is that thing it's like why aren't we talking to aliens and one there's many solutions for it and one of them is called the dark forest. The idea that everybody's hiding from everybody else. This is scary out here.

No. If an alien race finds you, then they're going to destroy you. Everyone is warlike. If they find someone who are just getting off the blocks, as it were, in the race of tech, they see you as a potential problem in the future, so they just destroy you.

So everybody's hiding. Right now, they're doing an interesting thing. So they talk about humans, and this opened my mind when I heard it in book form. Humans have had the same, let's call it hardware, right? This is our bodies, our cognitive horsepower. Would you say a million years we've 250 000 uh that's what they say like like modern humans are but they keep pushing that number fucking back i think i think i think a million is a round number they often throw out there about our brains though being about like this let's call it that range between a million years ago and a quarter million years ago humans were basically almost sapiens right us but 10 000 years ago we discovered like farming and then 1 000 years ago we discovered like sailing probably more than that but go with it

and uh then like 100 years ago we discovered like space travel and then 50 years ago, we discovered space travel. And then 50 years ago, we discovered atomic bombs or 80 years ago. And if you look at this exponential rate of advancement, it's gone bonkers. Well, the civilization that's attacking us, they have three suns. And when their planet stably orbits a sun, it's happy. And they do well and they advance. But when it gets in between all the suns, this is the three bodies, it's the chaos period and it basically wipes out their entire civilization and they need to start again. So we have had uninterrupted just beauty

and advancement for what? Millions of years? I don't even know since the last big comet. These guys, they can't go 10,000 years or even 1 000 years without practically starting their civilization over again so the human advancement is wildly better than theirs but we're behind so it becomes this like tech tree race the fast but behind humans versus the slow but ahead trisolarians that's where we are yeah and i think that i think like the the name comes from the idea or maybe the fact that if an object rotating if there's three bodies uh three like heavenly bodies rotating each other like calculating the rotation is impossible because of the converging um

grab that's what the story tells us yeah i don't know if some physicist is like that's easy what's the big deal they're kind of math is kind of this book's thing. So I trust him. He's written by a Chinese guy. Oh, trust me, it's hard to do. It was really the rest of the book that I hated. The character development. I wanted to write about math.

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