Painkiller Already - PKN #51

Episode Date: August 13, 2015

This week's PKN, the guys enjoy discussing Donald Trump, the potential GOP 2016 candidate and more Survival Trip 2015 talk, along with some new mower talk!

Live! Painkiller nearly episode 51. Nearly a year. Nearly a year. One more show. We gotta figure out something to do next week, I guess, huh? Topless. Topless. I like it. Alright. I hate it. We need a plan B. Alright. Bottomless. Bottomless is even better. Ooh! Now, I think I may have, not full on, you know, full Scotsman or anything,

but I've definitely done this show without pants a couple of times. Even painkiller already. Yeah, I'll rock the pajama pants a lot. Yeah, I rock the boxers now and then. So what's your first topic? You said you had one. Donald Trump. So you know Donald Trump gave away, was it Lindsey Graham's phone number? Uh-huh.

Well, his phone number got public. And I always wondered how this would work. How would he like it? How would he handle it if the tables were turned? Because it kind of sucks when your number gets public and such. And I'll give you a link. But basically what this guy did is he laughed it off and then he changed his voicemail message to be an advertisement for his campaign so people are just calling all the time

uh you can let's click play on this thing together i'm ready whenever you are ready set play this is donald trump and i'm running for the presidency of the United States of America. With your help and support, together we can make America truly great again. Visit me on Twitter at RealDonaldTrump, and check out my campaign website at www.DonaldTrump.com. Hope to see you on the campaign trail. We're going to do it. The mailbox is full. I cannot accept any messages at this time. Goodbye.

Dude, that's awesome. It's so clever. Like, I... No, just to be clear. I don't actually want Trump to be president. I find his campaign positions to be mostly either imaginary or bullshit. My favorite is the one about the border with Mexico, the fence. He says that he is going to get the Mexicans to build the fence between the US and Mexico.

And if he fails to do that, he is promised to pay for the fence out of his own pocket. I didn't hear that second part yeah no i i thought he i did hear him say and when you said he was going to get the mexicans to build it he's saying he's going to get mexico the country yeah both fund and build a border for us that we get to say build a fucking fence or we're gonna he's gonna start putting tariffs on their goods. He's going to stop doing commerce with them. He's going to punish them in some way.

And, of course, he will win every argument and debate known to man because he wrote The Art of the Deal. So, therefore, he's the best negotiator ever. Yeah, I think he got caught in a lie. He said something like it was the most successful financial advice book or something like that of all time. Business book or something, yeah, yeah. Yeah, something like that, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was a successful business book. It was on the New York Times bestseller list. It might have even been number one for some bit. I think he sold over a million copies, and I'd be proud of a million copy books. Did he really? That's what the, I saw

a thing that estimated that but um there are several other books that have sold more copy there's copies and there are a bunch of other books that have been used in like um like business law classes like there are like staples of not business law but like business courses like lee iacocca's book and i forget a couple others all right well those are legit qualifications i guess i. My whole thing with Trump is he's a maniac, and he's a reality TV star, and he probably shouldn't represent us on a

global scale. Other than that, though, if we were allowed to do like a two-week test run with this guy, I'd love to see that shit. The debates start in two days. In two days, the debates start. And we're gonna get to see Trump eviscerate the Republicans. Just tear them limb from limb.

I don't know. Because he's like a school... No, no. This is why Trump wins his debates. He doesn't have the debate skills of Bill O'Reilly or a Jon Stewart. Someone who's got so many facts compiled. And they've got the delivery. They can just rip you apart and make you look bad.

Donald Trump is like a schoolyard bully he'll call you a shit face and the whole audience go and you'll lose it doesn't matter about the economy anymore he called you a shithead like that that'll be it like he doesn't play by normal rules he'll put your phone number on the internet i remember mccain and obama were going to debate. I think this was Obama's first term. And it was like, Obama's going to smash this guy. Obama's such a good speaker. Obama's got this enthusiasm around him. He's speaking to like 12,000 person crowds all the time.

And I was like, this is going to be the most lopsided debate ever. And then a news announcer was like, you know, people act like this is going to be so lopsided. It's not. McCain has been doing debates for 30 years now, right? You don't get to be a senator without knowing how to do public speaking. This guy is on the Hill doing his talking points. He's delivering speeches to the chairman of a lot of committees, like this guy is no stranger to speaking into a mic or speaking or or or debating you know he does it for a living and uh while i don't think mccain won the debate sure enough he belonged there and um uh so it'll be interesting like when trump you're saying trump is going to crush these other

guys he might he might because he's certainly a showman but you know there are some serious people up there you know huckabee's run for president a couple times before i don't know how many it doesn't matter though you've seen how these debates go it's all about zingers it seems like it seems like if you've got it they always get memorable moments yeah a memorable moment if you had a i would have a comedian on my uh on my debate team like he'd be like, hey, this would be funny here. What if you pointed out how ironic it is that he took money from them and then you spun in a little joke here? Oh, that'd get him.

That's how you win a campaign. Dude, you know what you need? A battle rapper, right? Like if Roan was on there, all of a sudden it's like, Woody, what do you think about this? You answered the phone, all right, no one going to be home. And DiGiDio just going on and on. And all of a sudden, like, ah, Woody kicked his ass in rhyme form.

That would be great if you could just drop a couple of beats about fiscal policy. Donald Trump would do that. I'm sure he's done it before. He's that cringeworthy with everything he does. He feels comfortable doing anything, it seems. And he shouldn't be comfortable being alive, even the way he looks. It's amazing the confidence that man has.

I'm looking forward to the debates. It's going to be a real clown show. It's going to be a circus. The whole Republican Party is just looking like a bunch of knuckleheads. He's making everyone look bad. Really bad. Who is serious from the republican party i can hardly think of anyone jeb bush i guess right and that guy from wisconsin who who crippled their economy it seems that scott walker right right there's the ohio guy uh john klippich or something

can't even remember his name yeah i can't pronounce it he's got too much exactly yeah that's why i pointed out when you told me the last time i was like oh his name. Yeah. I can't pronounce it. It's got too much confidence. Exactly. Yeah, that's why I pointed it out. When you told me the last time, I was like, oh, his name's too silly. Right, right. Yeah, there are a couple good... At some point, there'll be a Republican nominee, and that person will be given all the respect and authority that every Republican or Democratic nominee gets. I think it's going to be somebody who crosses over and some libertarian or some right-wing Democrat who crosses over.

That's what it's going to take for a Republican to win anything. That describes Trump to some effect. He's called himself a Democrat before. He was for Obamacare at one point. Sure, but part of that is that he's Donald Trump. He's not a normal person like like you can't i don't compare when i when i think of him and i think of like i don't know marco rubio or one of these other candidates who's actually like a professional politician

they're just not even on the same playing field trump's just like they're for fun the fact that people actually support his run for the white House is shocking. I admire the way that Trump handles himself sometimes, right? Like Trump, I'll say Rush Limbaugh, Jesse Ventura, all these guys, they're not apologizing. And I really like that. People don't know. We just spent like, I don't know, 40 minutes or so watching PKA 175. I'm sitting here cringing at me as i sit here and worry about what

we were allowed to take on the survival trip and i i judge myself harshly like man that's just one show but it's not the only time you know like every now and then like people will say things or suggest it and i'm sitting sitting here really weighing their advice. Trump doesn't do that. No. Trump is just like, this is the fucking way it is, and that's the fucking way. You're wasting your time telling Trump something you don't like.

And, you know, I could learn something from that. Definitely so. I'm looking forward to seeing how this whole election cycle, starting in two days, we've got a year of entertainment. It's going to be great. I'm really looking forward to it, because the Democrats are going to be interesting too, because Hillary

is not going to just take this thing and run with it. They're going to tear her to shreds during the debates, and she just can't swim. I don't think she's going to do it, but somebody else somebody else is gonna take her place and i think a democrat will eventually win the question is which one because it can't be any of those republicans it just can't be if if biden doesn't run we've got a real issue because i don't like anybody really that much uh bernie sanders is uh i think he's an honorable man. What about Rand Paul?

Oh, so Rand Paul's got some craziness. I mean, I don't think you're going to love his pro-life stance. He's definitely a church guy. I forget. All that means is he might put a few justices in there. But by the time those justices get to, like, I don't think they're going to overturn Roe versus Wade.

I'm looking. I'm trying to figure out. Someone on Reddit was like, hey, everyone here is in love with Rand Paul, but you forgot this. I'm pretty sure he's... Oh, he would totally... He's not for gigabit internet. That's an issue.

All this FCC stuff they've done that opens competition, that, you know, like defines broadband for higher stuff. He's not down for that at all. He would just have monopolies run amok. And that's actually, like I'm not a single party voter or a single issue voter, I mean to say. Like some people are and I can respect that. But that is one of the bigger things for me like I really do want them to be about making the internet infrastructure better I think it's as essential as like real life roads and highways and one of the reasons that America is successful he thinks tax cuts create jobs he doesn't believe in jobs program programs he

doesn't like unions that gave us Saturdays and Sundays off. He'd get rid of affirmative action, which I'm actually kind of for. Wants to get rid of Social Security. Wants to get rid of Medicare, Obamacare, private insurance. He wants to eliminate Roe versus Wade, the woman's right to choose. He's picked the wrong oppressor. I don't know what this means. I guess they're the same.

Okay, well it sounds like he has some policies that we're not all for. I don't know. I don't see the candidate out there I want. I guess it's... I don't want to say Hillary because she's so disgusting. That's where I am. I don't like her at all. Not even a little bit.

But I feel like the one who's least likely to fuck up what Obama has done that's good and the most likely to take us deeper down some NSA scary rabbit hole where some police state where the Clintons end up ruling us for the next 30 years or something crazy.

It's Hillary fucking Clinton. I just don't like her. I don't trust her. I don't like that she was the president's wife. I thought it was weird that she stuck by him when she was humiliated publicly with the blow job and everything. I feel like she's biding her time. That whole move to New York and the run for the Senate.

I feel like they're just evil. There's something evil about that family all of them i don't trust them i want somebody i've never heard of before that guy with the weird name i'd vote for him before hillary i'm close to you um my issue with hillary like like that cattle futures thing made me crazy i i can't put my finger on it and say hillary did this and this is why she's bad. But when she turned $1,000 into $100,000 by betting on cattle futures perfectly, right? She bet on them, they went up, they went up, went up, and then she bet against them, they went down, they went down, went down, bet on them,

up, up, up, up, up, down, up, there were like a couple of those, and it's like, either this woman can see the future or something is dirty here and she turned time travel she turned a grand into a hundred grand that real estate investment trust they were investigating real estate investment trust when they found the monica lewinsky thing that just but there was a dirty real estate deal supposedly that they never really got to the bottom of involving the clintons they've had, if one in ten things they say is true about them, and some stuff, like the

amount of money she made is just truth, then I'm really worried, you know, that something could be kind of shady here. Like the double email servers, that by itself doesn't bother me. You need a private email server because not everything you do is government work. That by itself doesn't bother me. You need a private email server because not everything you do is government work. But I feel like it's also a good way to do shady shit and not have a government recorded, which is why everyone's making such a big deal out of it.

Anyway, I can't tell you why Hillary's dirty, but I feel she is. I'm just happy that my vote doesn't matter just like the rest of you out there. And that in the end, it's already been picked for us. We just will be notified of who the leader is. So I'm looking forward to the notification whenever that comes. There's a mathematician, I forget which state it was, said that the electronic voting machines need an audit. And he requested all the papers so that he could do the audit. And they're just not like, but he's like, there's a lot of irregular irregularities here that don't make sense as if these voting machines were rigged and they're just not

looking at it. And, and why voting machines, they're so against having a paper trail. Like it, I don't get it. You know, it's easy to create a paper trail. It's not a technology that's difficult for us. They just choose not to have one. And that scares me a little bit. I't know the whole thing's fucked but uh there will be a good show if only john stewart was at the helm on this thing real shame real shame you would think he'd do one more year just to get the selection cycle that or you know he's doing a um

a kindness to his successor and letting him hit the ground running. Yeah, maybe so. Give him an opportunity, a target-rich environment. Well, good luck to whoever that is because he's very good at what he does. We watched him kind of tear Fox News apart earlier, and that was really funny, really well done. I liked it a lot. The guy that he chose to replace him is supposed to be amazing.

He speaks like seven languages. He's been on the show before. I only speak the one. So, wasted. So, I hope that he's got some big shoes to fill. I hope he does a good job. Oh, so PKA survival trip, man. I feel like that thing is creeping up on us.

I was talking to Lozon about it. How firm are you on those dates? Because I think you're not as firm as it seemed. Yeah, we need to push it a week, I think. Because I've got that thing with the parrot drones and the shotguns. That's supposed to be like that week of the month. And they haven't nailed down an exact day that's in the last week of the month. I'm waiting on the guy that has the expensive shotguns

is in the UK. He went there and sold some shotguns and we're waiting on him to get back with the shotguns. I can't push it a week. Like if there were like, I think we reset factions at Woody Craft like four times a year. And what we do is we do a reset event on the 28th and then the 29th is the actual reset. So on the 28th, everyone kind of, all the money they've accumulated in treasure and stuff, they just go balls to the wall and play overnight. So anyway, I would be driving home on the 28th

as fast as I can, kicking off the event and then the 29th, opening the new server. I don't want to leave town on, like, hypothetically the 30th and hope that that thing works fine. I need to be around and do my job for a bit. Who are you talking to? A dog. Oh.

That's not very nice. It was a dog. No, I'm teasing. Because I expected to be kidding. Who is it? Some dog. Like, well, that's just unkind. It was literally a dog no i'm teasing i was like i like because i expected to be kitty and who is some dog like well that's just unkind it was literally a dog well um so i don't know what yeah if we can't if we can't slide it forward a few days so so when i said push it a week i mean like doing it um september um so i need to look at my calendar so the 24th through the 28th is a thing right that's that's our current idea if we push it a week that'd be the 31st to the 4th and i'm i i can't

open a new server on the 29th and then just leave town on saves could we push it two weeks yeah something like that i become available again let's investigate two weeks and see if that as long as that doesn't hurt anybody else uh that would be ideal another option like let's say hypothetically your shoot was the 28th right uh then we could shift it to like 22nd to 27th or 22nd to 26th or something like that. Like it could shift a few days sooner once we know your date. Maybe. That would put me in a tight spot.

I'm filming next week anyway. I'm filming like in the middle of next week. So I got to prep for that. So then I'd have to also, after filming all that, I have to re-p for the shoot that with the drones and it that might work i accept your terms yes i'm willing to let you do that much work in two i need some more confirmation from kitty okay because she might come and say and our original dates might just work um right but if we pushed it if we pushed it two weeks that would be very easy for me. But then we've got to talk to Joe all over again. Then we've got to talk to Joe all over again.

And Joe's going to fight again this year. So we start running into camp time. His camps tend to be two months. So if he fights at the end of the year, then we're threatening October. So September should be okay. But anyway, that's the kind of thing we need to think about. Definitely so. So we'll see if that'll work.

And if not, I'll see how exact these dates are going to be. Because I just still don't know the day we're going to film this parrot drone thing. But I can't miss it. Right, right. Do you know what your shoot... Can we talk about either of these shoots? We're going to fly the drones around.

Part of the shoot is shooting... I know this one. It's cool. I don't know if we can tell everyone else. Yeah, we're shooting parrot drones with really expensive shotguns. That's going to be part of the video. Like six-digit shotguns. They make your shotgun look less expensive.

Absolutely. They have 100... I think the cheap one that we're going to be shooting is like a hundred grand, something like that. Um, but he's got like a three or $400,000 shotgun. Um, this is stuff that he has in his inventory. He said he's going to bring four or five of these shotguns that range in price from like a hundred to four or $500,000. So we'll see what actually shows up, but I'm sure there's going to be some really, really expensive shotguns regardless. I don't know what you'll be able to say on air, but I'm sure there's going to be some really, really expensive shotguns regardless.

I don't know what you'll be able to say on air, but I'm really interested in your opinion, your private opinion on these shotguns. Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely so. I've seen the videos, and now I can't afford these shotguns. It would, like, it's, I'd have to be really rich to have, you know, a hundred to five hundred grand to go to a shotgun. If you preferred a shotgun over a fleet of lawn equipment, then you could totally afford one of these shotguns. Even my fleet of lawn equipment all combined to significantly less than your low-end shotgun.

You're catching up. It is, yeah. We could talk about that next, but what was I going to say? Shotguns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I watched a video on how it was made, and I can see how the cost goes up like it does. They hand-make the screws.

They'll take a little piece of metal, put it on a lathe, spin the screw, and then when the screw tightens, so it's a screw, right? For the listeners, you have to picture that, not a Phillips head or an Allen key or something. When it tightens, the screw gets perfectly flush with the outside of the shotgun. And the slot in the screw goes perfectly perpendicular with the barrel of the shotgun. And to watch, you know, of course, it's beautiful filming with like the perfect boke shotgun and to watch you know of course it's beautiful filming with like the perfect bokeh and lighting and everything but to watch him turn the screw

and see it settle as the as the thing goes perpendicular you're like oh this is perfection right this is like uh gunsmithing is where i'm searching for. We need to do a thing where I drop the gun. I can't think of many other things on earth that are crafted to this spec, right? Like, I don't think I own very much. I have some quality things in my life. Like, I really like my table saw. I really like the guns that I have. But the guns that I have are like normal they're they're rough by comparison you know like sometimes you got to shoot 50 60 rounds through them before

they get really reliable um you know even the ones i really like like my henry lever action just they're not like this this is a whole nother level of perfection i can't wait to hear your report because i'm going off a YouTube video. Yeah, I'm looking forward to getting my hands on them. I've never shot a half million dollar shotgun before. I've shot really expensive guns, but often they're really expensive because they're old or

gigantic or something like that, but this is just a really fancy thing, so that'll be fun. Yeah, I've never seen one in real life, let alone shot it. Have you seen anything that like have you been in the room with something like this yet yeah but i don't think i like paid it any mind like like i think that i've been i've seen like really big collections where it's kind of overwhelming and you can't really settle on one thing in particular but i've never really

investigated them i've never i don't know i'm looking forward to it it's gonna be. I hope there's one that's really blinged out with some gold and shit. And like I said, I'm hoping I might get like a really cheap, I've got a cheap like over and under shotgun. And I was thinking it might be funny to like maybe spray paint it all golden. And I don't know, do something silly where I drop it in the pond while I'm shooting. Shoot two shots and like try to be fancy, like opening it up over my arm and just throw it in the pond. Here's what I'm thinking. You get a drone coming by,

miss, miss, throw the shotgun in it, take it out. I may do that. That's a good call, Woody. I like that. Oh, well, that's good. I feel like we get a 10 to 1 idea ratio. Yeah, yeah. I'm good for another 10. Hit me, Kyle. Yeah, that's a good one.

So we were talking about the survival thing. I actually went to a WMA, a wildlife management area yesterday and drove around out there for about an hour and a half or so. Got out and walked for about an hour and investigated a few spots to do our survival trip this time.

And I think it's going to work, but I got to look further. I'm going to go out there for, I'm going to get up earlier. this time and i think it's gonna work but i gotta i gotta look further i'm gonna go out there for i'm gonna get up earlier uh last time i started around noon and it was just so fucking hot but uh the place i looked at was really uh really grown up and there was a lot of mountainous regions but there's tons of flat areas too i saw a bobcat i saw some squirrels uh saw lots of acorns and uh i think it would work there's water there's not fish where in the place i was at but you could if it's a mountainous region the water's probably at the bottom yeah yeah it's uh there's creeks that kind of crisscross the whole thing okay

um yeah so this time kyle's kind of picking out the thing. Probably people don't know this. We'd like the ability to shoot squirrel. We think that could be a major food source. And in North Carolina, it seems like squirrel season doesn't start until, I don't remember if it was September or October, but it was too long. Whereas in Georgia, we could shoot them in August. And that's attractive. I really do think that's i'm a little

worried that there won't be squirrels but like this place is i don't want to give it's it's over 15 000 acres so it's it's really really massive right off like 222 just to the south by the lake i think but i think if you you know you walk around out there you got plenty of land to walk around and you'll eventually stumble upon something to kill like there's gonna be there's gonna be animals out there they just are like just just looking at the thing i don't know i saw like i said i saw that bobcat i saw a squirrel um i saw tons of animals yeah i saw tons of animals sign like footprints and uh where like there was like a muddy spot in a mud hole or something. I saw deer and lots of raccoon tracks.

They got like these little almost human like hands with claws. I don't think I've ever seen a bobcat in real life. That was my first experience. Yeah, there were mountain lions in Kentucky, but I don't. I think I heard one once, but I didn't have visual confirmation that that's what it really turned out to be. Um, but yeah,

my dad shot one once with a bow when he was deer hunting. Um, and that was the only one I've ever seen. Uh, and, and all the hunting that I ever did and, you know, just hundreds of hours in the woods.

Like I never saw, I never saw a bobcat anywhere. I don't think they're really that, I don't think there are many where I am in my like region of, Georgia, so That's either It's pretty big like it's like I guess was like this long like I don't know that tall like like it's like a small dog But we could beat up a bobcat. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think it. I don't think it has yeah totally yeah, I Saw a bear that's pretty cool thing but um not in the wild I haven't yeah I was definitely

in the wild well it was it was at a camping area so I think the bears frequently raided like that's scarier oh Oh, hold on a second. Hello? Hey, Earl. I'll see you then. All right. Thanks, Earl.

Earl's going to kill Woody later tonight, ladies and gentlemen. What'd you say? I said Earl is going to kill Woody later tonight ladies and gentlemen what'd you say I said Earl is going to kill Woody later tonight ladies and gentlemen so Earl is selling a lawnmower here's the scoop to make a short story long because Woody was short a lawnmower so I was no so what happens is I mow on the tractor and it does a fine job uh Hope mows on a zero turn and it does a really fine job. Like she sometimes might pull MVP on this thing. I probably mow the most acreage, but she can do some acreage I can't. Like the front yard and above the septic drain field and another thing. Oh, the culverts, like where there's a dip. My tractor can't do that. It's too wide and stuff. But Colin rides a 32 inch riding mower. And really the thought process was almost social. You know, like anything Colin does is a positive

step. If I'm out there mowing 96 inches and Hope's mowing 72 and Colin does 30, hey, it's 30 I didn't have to do. Well, what happens is it sometimes doesn't actually mow it, so you have to recover his tracks. But worse than that, it's been clogging. So it's like 95 degrees out there. I'm melting. I'm sticking my hand in like, not that it's going to turn on or anything.

Mulched up grass. Mulched up awfulness of grass. And it's not just like under the deck. It shoots out the back because it was designed to have a bagger on it. So I'm shoulder deep, like neck deep in this mulched up grass. And it's hot. And it's awful. You need two RPMs.

And he knows there's an issue because the belt starts screeching. And I know he's wearing this belt out prematurely. And that's going to be a thing I need to fix. And, you know, I'll think I get it all. I turn it on, screech again and again and again. And then I finally fix it. It was like 15. No, it was more than that.

It was like one minute later. Not 15 seconds, but like a minute later, it clogged again. And it clogged, I think, three times the last time we mowed. And it was terrible and the whole like hey anything he does is a positive contribution didn't hold true it was a negative contribution so i think we want his lawnmower in the fleet it's nice to have a riding mower it's easy it can pull a small trailer for like spraying roundup or whatever it's nice to have but. But I don't think I want him out there. Like what happens is I make a path and then he just rides next to that path and adds to it.

I think I want him out there on a real mower. So I've been casually looking for the right zero turn mower for like months now, a couple months. Yeah. And this one popped up. It's half the going rate it should be twice as expensive and uh it's a really nice clean looking john deere not a z950a if you want to go out there and google it yeah and they want woody to show up at 9 30 tonight at night uh with the cash in hand

to some shady backyard and take a look at the the yard the yard tractor that's priced at 50 normal value so good luck woody uh if there's gonna be a shooting tonight i'm the trigger puller you think yeah all those people who are like i've never felt a reason to own a handgun like here's a good one you ever do a shady craigslist deal at 9 30 at night for a four thousand dollar lawnmower I don't think so. You want to be packing heat. Yeah. Yeah.

This thing, like we looked and it seemed like eight grand was about the going rate. There were some in like the seven range and there were some in the 10 range, but this mower should be like eight grand. And he's doing all this like pressure stuff with me. He's like, there's another guy coming to look at it, but he doesn't have a trailer. So now I'm like, I can get there with the trailer and with cash and make this thing. He's like, yep. And the dealership, like quality equipment or something,

they're willing to take it at this price too. So tomorrow morning, this thing will be gone. So it's like show up here tonight with cash in hand in the dark in some like, you know, back, i don't want to say redneck country town white trash i think is the that's not what i was going i was going for kinder i was going oh oh i thought you're going the other way a farming community type town and um oh that's worse. Is that worse? No. It wasn't meant to be. Only because you added it after I said white trash.

You were like, no, they're not white trash. They're farmers. Yeah. I just heard his voice. He sounds real country. And I don't know. If I were to just guess, it was a short conversation. You know, like 48 or something country. I picture him in suspenders.

You're like, no offense or anything. I'm just guessing he didn't graduate high school you know what i mean like i'm not looking down on him i'm just saying his his family tree doesn't have as many branches as mine does it's not a big deal the wrong there a lot so um but anyway yeah so i think i'll go into a farm. I'm going to go drive around a little bit, and if things go well, to put on a trailer and we'll go. It's such a good price. Like I said, I've been shopping for a long time. And it's off Craigslist already, which is a little scary.

I used TinyEye, and I couldn't find the picture elsewhere. So I see a lot of scams on Craigslist. But oftentimes, I'll see something and I'm like oh yeah that tractor looks amazing the price is too good to be true and then I see that same pictures been used in Craigslist ads around the country and you said on girls too what's that oh that a girl that way you find out if they sending pictures of someone else I see yeah yeah well that makes or if you're sending the pictures to lots of people, I guess.

You never know. Well, that's okay. Right? Yeah. It doesn't matter how many people you're loving so long as I get some loving. Absolutely. Yeah. Sluts are people too.

So, yeah, you're going to add another mower to the fleet. Colin's going to be bumping 72 inches of uh blade and uh and the the grass will be shaking in fear the grass will not know what hit it we are and and what's exciting to me is if we can really carve off like an hour then i can get into like weed whacking and hedge trimming before the heat really rains down you need a picture of the whole family everyone on a mower just cut a big swath right with a um we need a drone with that follow me feature watching us go in like staggered um like like or or no i'll uh i'll be the front center and it'll be like a um shit who are the the pilots the blue angels right we'll be like blue angels going

in formation with the drone filming this thing from the top yeah i like it all right i uh i've never seen anyone take to get to lawn care uh the way you have like i remember it was it was last year and you had that that yard that like we all we would always make fun of it like you more than anyone because it was just completely unmaintained you didn't do shit you were like that's my yard it is what it is like oh there's a ball patch i mean yards get old what are you gonna say it's an old yard and now you have like you got a little mini golf course over there and you and the whole family are patrolling that shit on professional machines it's gonna be i have a good i start

looking forward to it so we don't mow that often especially in this heat like it's i think it's slowed down the rate of the grass we're not getting like that nice rain sun combo just oppressive heat and uh and i start looking forward to it like we're gonna mow saturday and i'm like a little jazz like yeah i hope saturday's good checking the temperature making sure we don't get rained out we are gonna mow the fuck out of this thing on saturday and it might be spinning the blades yeah yeah i bought a um a grease gun so i can properly maintain the ship but not a manual grease gun this is a Milwaukee like battery-powered like nothing but heavy-duty and and I you know the will get it done before we mo next time I'm going to grease the fuck

out of everything that spin there's always more fittings than you think that's grease fittings like my dad's got some pieces of machinery with I wish I knew the number it's it's gotta be dozens because it feels like you'll you'll grease fittings for 20 minutes and you'll be like i got them all and he'll walk over like do you get that one and this one and these over here it's like shit those are that that too so yeah that's it's good that you're maintaining stuff too there's some fittings i worry about less than others like the ones for the front end loader like that thing doesn't move very much and it but like the ones for the spindles and such uh i i you said it's good than maintaining I think I'm a

little guilty of not maintaining enough which is why I got a grease gun that makes the job easier so if I could talk grease gun dude I could talk about anything no no we don't we don't do grease gun talk. We could do some more survival talk, I guess. Okay, okay. So I guess we're going to do this thing in Georgia. It makes sense for the hunting of the squirrels. We're going to do it almost certainly on a wildlife management area. And we're definitely going to be able to get away from people like we did before.

My thing is I want to find water. It'd be nice if we could fish in the water. I'd like that a lot um but from what i've seen it'll be there's so much material to to build shelter and there's so much firewood it seemed like you could easily pile up you know truckloads of firewood from just what's laying dead around and in a lot of the areas that's the difference between a campground and truly primitive survival stuff. I was going to say primitive camping because it's a term. But if you go to a campground, all the firewood is taken. That's the thing. You have to go further and further out because people are burning it quicker than it falls.

But if you go primitive camping where other people don't go, you need to move the firewood out of your spot. It's everywhere. like you need to move the firewood out of your spot like it's everywhere so that yeah and there are some actually it's it's kind of weird the way this place is set up because you're driving down this gravel snaking road that kind of at some points the like to the right is a is a kind of a mountainous hillside and to the left is kind of a steep drop off but like doing this in your nice camaro no no i want a truck like like no this is your nice Camaro. No, no, I went to truck. Like, like, no,

this is not car. This is not car driving. Cause this sounds like Tacoma bill. Yeah, this is dead. You're going to love this. There's a lot that they, they really were liberal with the gravel on these roads.

It seems like they don't want to be out there a lot, maintaining them. So there's just in the, in the turns, they're just full of gravel. And I was just hitting them going 30, 40 miles an hour and just washing around the corners and stuff but it's steep on one side not so steep that like you could drop something off and watch it go down but so steep that if you tripped and fell

you'd fall a long time like you just keep rolling down and uh down the hill so there's some parts over there mountainous and there's some flat parts and there's actual campgrounds where I saw there was like burnout uh uh like old you know rocks piled up for campfires and stuff um but i think that'll work i just i want to i want to go in tomorrow or the next day and like really hike some more and find i want to find a spot where there are squirrels like when we go in there i want it to be like i want there to be fucking squirrels i don't want to starve i want to kill the squirrels jumping from limb to limb a big squirrel wonderland where you can you can, have 12 run away, and still have 12 more to shoot at.

That's exactly what I want. I went and ordered some special.22 bullets. How are they special? They're like 60 grain bullets. They're heavy. Yeah, they're super heavy. I feel like those will be fun. I just have, I don't know i have a

brick of it doesn't matter yeah i it's not gonna matter one bit i am i think i'm gonna bring that henry lever action we talked about it before i was gonna get first i was gonna get a 22 that broke in half uh for non it just like unscrews and folds together and it can be small it's nice to carry and um then it was like no i'll get one with the scope and a laminated thumb together and it can be small, it's nice to carry. And then it was like, nah, I'll get one with the scope and a laminated thumb stock and all of a sudden I started getting all the way to like a target shooting caliber gun with a really nice scope. And you know, this is money that I could be spending

on a fleet of lawn care equipment or pool. So, and then we went all the way back and it was like that lever action, and I think in your hands too, something about that iron sight just kind of works for me. And I'm not convinced, we'll see. We'll see. The scope is a double-edged sword for people that aren't shooters. The upside, much like in an FPS game, is you can see people far away and put your bullet

right on it. The downside is it's a little harder to find your target, you know? You can almost lose track of where you are and if it's really zoomed in, I do this thing where it's like, alright, I see it. And then I look through the scope and it's like, those things don't seem to like relate to each other, you know? And it can take a little while to find your target, so you might be better than that. But target acquisition is tougher with a scope, I think. I keep both eyes open, and I can kind of, it superimposes the crosshair in my vision over the target, and then I can close my eye, and I'm right on. Another thing is, you know, I turn the power down pretty low, you know, until I find it. I think I literally can't do that. Interesting. Yeah.

This might be a little too old school, but did you ever look into a machine where there was a red light and a picnic table in your eye exams? I don't think so. I remember letters. Yeah. So at our school, they tested us for a whole array of eye things.

And there's the letters, like you said, how fuzzy and how much can you read. And then there were a bunch of other tests you know and then one of them tested for double vision which I have and I can and I do all day all the time sort of pull the two images into focus I don't know like other people you can get glasses they'll correct that you can yeah but like I feel like i don't need it because i can always work and pull it together i wouldn't want to know how that would feel but when it doesn't work for me uh sometimes when i'm tired i just get lazy and it's like ah

fuck it i'll have two worlds i don't really need to know which is the right one or like exact location doesn't matter it's pka it's one at night i'm seeing two of all of you the fuck all right that doesn't sound good you need some glasses i've always had this is me for my entire life yeah yeah i know i feel like there's a mistake though i feel like you've been like overtaxing a part of your brain that otherwise could be doing other things i feel like a little bit of woody's brain is always pulling those two images together and just holding them and trembling from the effort. Like, all day.

That's a more accurate description than you might know. I feel like that causes tension headaches. I bet that causes all kinds of stuff. It might blink a lot. You know, like it could tie into that. Like maybe I just work a little harder. I was going to say something else there. The double vision.

Oh, oh, oh. The only thing is it's harder to do that, like say in an oncoming baseball, right? So I think that's why one of the reasons perhaps why I always sucked at baseball and hitting and such, because that idea of pulling the image together is harder to do with a moving object.

And back on topic, when we're talking about like using a scope and looking through the two of them and superimposing and stuff, I think that's just something that I'm not wired to do. Colin, you've probably noticed Colin wears glasses. It's for this issue. It was impacting his reading and

they think he can wear glasses for a couple of months because he's young. Correct this and then not need them anymore. If I were you, I would totally get those glasses. Colin's already got them. You already know the optometrist that'll make it happen. That's all true. Yeah.

Well, we're going to wait. Colin's my guinea pig. If it works for him, maybe I'll talk to the optometrist. I mean, the next time he needs to go, you could totally be the one to take and be like, hey, doc, how about fixing me up too? She wants to see me. And Jackie likes her a lot.

So she seems to be good. So what I like in a doctor is they don't waste my goddamn time. She wants to see me. And Jackie likes her a lot. So she seems to be good. So what I like in a doctor is they don't waste my goddamn time. And I sit there. First step in me grading a doctor is the waiting room. If my appointment's at 2, I'll get there at like 5 of or 10 of. Sign in. I expect to be seen pretty close to 2. I fired my current dentist but

i fired a dentist over this and i almost made a scene like i made a little scene so i i oh i remember so i talked to them before i scheduled the appointment and i was like hey you guys run behind a lot when When can I get an appointment? You've heard this before. And so in fast forward, it was right after lunch. I come right after lunch at one o'clock. They're still not seeing me till like 1.40 and they finally call me back there.

And I didn't know the time or something, but I could tell it was late. And when I sit in the seat, she's about to help me and I see what time it is. And I was like, you have got to be kidding me. You are 38 minutes late. You are, I asked you when to schedule so that this wouldn't happen, and it did.

If I was 38 minutes late, you would tell me to come another time. But you run 38 minutes late, and it was like a couple times in a row. And I was just like, you're fired. and the dentist is like rushing over like what's going on here and I said I'm done with you your office is not running on time this is not the first time this is an every time thing I'm choosing appointments around how late you're going to be when you see me I called an

advance this time I called an advance and said hey you always run late how you running today they said get here on time woody so i did and the fuckers still were nearly an hour late fired so uh this one apparently runs tight shit she sees you when you're supposed to be seen she doesn't fuck around while she's you know doing whatever i hate that shit i don't understand it like like you're a fucking dentist like like you're just you're filling cavities back there run on time what's your problem you know what you're gonna do yeah i i and like i'll have some sympathy like you know things happen when somebody bite you what happened um yeah that that's the thing and um you know unless there's some celebrity doctor

or something but even them they i feel like they should schedule around this. What kind of fancy dental work am I getting here? A celebrity doctor? Let's say that you're that cancer guy who cures the ones and all the other... What's that? Not optometrists. Oncologists can't. Right? If you're that guy, then maybe you just get what you get and be happy that he's seeing you.

They're not real doctors. Let's not get carried away. No, they're just pill pushers you. They're not real doctors. Let's not get carried away. They're just pill pushers? Dentists aren't real doctors. Oh, I see what you're saying. I was talking about the oncologist. No, they're real doctors. What was I going to say? They run on time.

I don't know. I just feel like my time is as important as yours. Please respect it. I respect yours. Let's do this right. So Jackie says I would really like her. That she's good. She fixes problems and doesn't waste time.

We should totally check that out. That would be interesting. I wonder if there's any chance Taylor is going to make it on the survival trip. No. Are you Taylor? Are you going to make it on the survival trip. No. Are you, Taylor? Are you going to make it? Can't make it. Oh, okay.

I am interested. I haven't talked to him, but I think he's... I mean, I know he missed Thursday because he was moving. And as we do this, it's Tuesday, so one would guess that he's settled in. I can't be sure, but he's supposed to be on the show this week, so on Thursday he'll be settled in um i can't be sure but he's supposed to be on the show this week so on thursday he'll be settled in i wonder um wonder how that went how he likes his new place i guess we'll find out how he likes i don't know if he works for a different company but i know that he has a different role and i wonder how that's going um he may have a new company I don't know but yeah I'm curious Taylor made a

little life change got himself a win I wonder I want to hear all about it yeah I want to hear about that trying to think what else there was that happened today there were a bunch of there was a bunch of stuff in the news but I'm having a hard time thinking of it this Ronda Rousey talk there's I don't think I could do Ronda Rousey talk dude There's, I don't think people I could do Ronda Rousey talk. Dude, how badass is she? Pretty badass, I guess. Her last three fights. So what weight does she fight at?

135. Her last three fights have gone like 34, 14, and 16 seconds, I think. It's real close to that. Yeah. Yeah, so I do know that this fight lasted longer

than the other two combined because they were like 14 and 16 seconds. This one's 34. And it was especially sweet because her opponent talked trash in a way that I don't think anyone ever has before. She may or may not have made references to Ronda Rousey's father who committed suicide. And she was definitely saying things like, don't cry. I'm going to kick your ass.

Don't cry. And Ronda Rousey beat her in 34 seconds and told her not to cry. And it was really badass yeah the um the best thing about ronda is that her fights fit right on to a gif uh you don't have to pay 60 70 fuck all that shit never pay for a ronda rousey pay-per-view you'll watch it the next day on instagram or twitter or really anywhere if you've got 30 seconds of time if they dude if i was involved in this company's marketing i would totally like ronda rousey sponsored by vine oh yeah you know yeah yeah that's a great that's a great marketing uh strategy they totally

should do that that'd be great yeah she she really i don't know so so from what i read i kept reading people saying that her stand-up was sloppy in that fight and that uh they were pointing out that that her nose was very bloody that she had taken a couple hits um they didn't think she looked good against what everybody is admitting is a pretty mediocre fight uh fighter i don't know i i can't speak to that myself i'm just repeating the the comments there but lots of people seem to be in unison i watched it again and i actually watched it at one eighth speed or i don't it was called 800 slower so i don't know what that is exactly i guess fair enough yeah um but it was really slow and i watched and sat and saw everything and a couple things popped into my head one rousey has a good

chin um she like she took a couple good shots as you called out her nose was bloody too she seemed to be throwing a lot of haymakers like r Ronda didn't, to my memory, throw like some nice clean jabs. The nice thing about a jab is you're often pretty protected. You toss this thing and you've got your hands up and shielded. She was just throwing like running right crosses that a good counterpuncher would have spotted as an opening, I think. But it's hard to argue with the results. One of the criticisms that people have of Ronda Rousey is that they say that she's a pro in their fighting with amateurs. And this last opponent is a particularly strong example of that. Beche started fighting four

years ago in an effort to lose weight, right? And now she has a title shot with Ronda Rousey, and it's like, well, no wonder. Ronda, on the other hand, has been doing judo since she was a little girl. She's been a pro fighter for a long time. You know, Ronda's super badass. She's a pro fighter, and it feels like she's up against rookies all the time. But she's cleaned out her division now, and this is what you're going to get. She just makes everybody else look bad. And I swear this is also true. I'm going to be

misogynistic for a second. When I was a swimmer, it seemed like half of the girls didn't even take it that seriously. Every single guy at the collegiate level, his entire sense of self-worth was wrapped up in his swimming talent. It was everything. I'm not paying attention to my teachers as I sit there and work out what I aspire for my splits to be at different points in the season. It's everything to me. I'm working in practice so hard to the point of vomit, and that's not an excuse. Get back and work some more. And the girls weren't like that. They were all just a bunch of filthy casuals almost.

And it seemed like if there was anyone there with a guy's like, I live for this determination, that they would go in there and do really well. Now, of course, there's some physical attributes too, but it just seemed like they were in easy mode. Yeah, I don't think the knock is for Ronda. I think Ronda's, I mean, we see what we see. I feel like she's in the same level of preparation and intensity as any of the male MMA fighters, but I feel like most of her competition are shades of gray at best.

That's actually the point that I was trying to make, that Ronda's in there with killer determination, pro-level athletic body, and experience that dates back to her childhood going up against people who take this casually who started four years ago. And it's a small wonder that she's in there just smashing the other women. And this wasn't even a viable idea until Rana made it one.

So the people who are going to be at guy levels coming out of the female ranks might be 14 years old right now looking up to her yeah that's good that's that's the great thing um that i feel like she's going to inspire like a whole generation of maybe little girls to go get the shit beaten out of them and that's a good thing there's so so i saw it on reddit but uh john jones took the title i don't even remember who he beat. Machida, maybe? He beat every former champ, so I don't remember which one had the belt at the time.

But when Jon Jones took the title and became champion, someone was quoted as saying, like, the next guy that takes the title from him, you know, hasn't even been born yet. Like, they're saying his reign was going to be that long. And then it turned out out a few years later,

he got stripped of the title because he hit a pregnant woman. So it turned out to be real true. The guy that stripped the title from Jon Jones, fetus. No? Can't co-sign on that joke? You're going to leave me out here solo i can take it yeah when he ran from that when i first heard it i was like oh he ran from the scene like oh that really sucks and then when i realized she had a broken arm i i had to read it to think about it you can get knocked around in a car pretty bad nowadays and still be okay right like have you been

in in many car accidents I've been in a lot of car ones not really well I've been in like 10 and most of them I wasn't driving for your wife I don't think so I mean certainly little things you're just bad luck cuz because you're on the wrong end of that bell curve. That's extreme. It is. You know, they were mostly when I was younger days. I crashed my cars a couple times, and we just used to drive like assholes.

And, you know, that's why. But anyway, especially current cars, these things are safe. like with all the airbags and side airbags and a lot of these things and seat belts and crumple zones and like this this concept of a safety cage was invented during my lifetime like these cars from the 70s didn't have safety cages and crumple zone like that motor just smashed right into where your feet are supposed to be now there's like firewalls on either side where the smashing stops, and the rest is designed to absorb impact. So the engine detaches and goes under the firewall now.

You've got the mounting brackets disconnect on an impact. That's brilliant, right? So if this woman broke her arm in a car accident, that was a pretty nasty car accident. You know, like you walk away uninjured from a lot of stuff in a current car. So he must have hit her good. And he still ran for it. Well, he was high on cocaine at the time.

So he didn't care, I don't think. He was like, I gotta get the fuck out of here. I'm high on cocaine. That's not proven. I'm on cocaine. That's not proven. I'm jumped. I'm fucked up. That's not proven. I have no idea if he made the right move legally doing that. No.

He should have found one of his homies to be like, I was driving. That was me behind the wheel. John was in the back seat. He was sick. I was trying to get him to the hospital. We didn't know what was wrong. That would have been my story. I would have stuck to it motherfucker

he'd still have his title but instead he's the guy who hit and run did he really kill a fetus no he didn't kill it I think the fetus is fine I never heard of anything about damage there what was I going to say I don't know legally

how the repercussions for hit and run compare to drunk driving or driving under the influence or whatever he could have been under. Clearly, if he was clear-headed and sober, he should have stuck on site. He's caused a lot of trouble for himself. But if he was under the influence of something,

I don't know if running beats sticking and getting busted for the influence stuff. Better just not to do it at all john jones is very foolish he should all those celebrities who get duis and shit like that it's like dude you you make enough money to pay a driver at least get call a car you know a limo a town you can get a town car for like 50 bucks and and you don't have to go through that huge career ending mistake mel we we talked about this. I forget where it was. I think it was Joe's wedding.

And we came at it from different angles. You know, like I talked about it as like, hey, you drive under the influence. You're not just fucking with your own life, like riding a motorcycle, climbing a mountain, jumping out of a plane. All these things are completely fine with me

because you're the only guy taking a risk. But when you're drunk driving, I'm taking a risk with your life and everyone else on the road. And that's not fair. That's not right. It's immoral. And then you reminded me, don't forget, you are really taking a risk with your own life too. And the stakes are super high. Like you're going to lose your car. You're going to lose tens of thousands of dollars. And you could be out 20 grand in fees and lawyer attorneys in New Jersey. And this is a long time ago. They said it costs like 23 or $24,000 to get a DUI. It's about 10 grand in Georgia. Okay. That's not a small amount of money. Like you, and you don't get anything when you're done. You just get, no, you just let go. Yeah. You just get sadness. Um, and you know, you could be hurting

someone else and you could be hurting yourself. You like, you, you could, um, uh, I mean, not to get personal with it, but like, so ask a capper was in a car with someone else who was under the influence and now he's a quadriplegic yeah that kind of stuff can happen you know so uh um yeah i don't know it's a real risk it's a real bad idea to drive i don't do that that's absurd i don't drink that much anymore anyway but uh i never really drunk drove ever ever ever and i always thought it was just so stupid it just didn't make any sense it's like what are you doing like what are you proving like like do you really think like like it's it's like a knock on you or like makes you look bad that you had enough alcohol that that did like i don't

understand like they're like oh i don't need oh i'm so goddamn manly i i'll drive through the alcohol it's like no you're a human fucking being you're drunk you're gonna go to jail yeah culturally like i guess whatever you know circle of peers i had in my high school and and ever since then like if you were to drink and drive everyone would think that you were a real asshole like you would your standing would be severely lowered because you're a dick and and they're right and i'm right you are a dick if you're drinking and driving. That's a fucked up thing to do. I don't know if there's somewhere else where they tell you, you're fine.

Four beers? You can still drive. If that's your friend group, then move on. You get some losers in your friend group. Kyle's like, I got some friends. Four beers.

You could do four beers. You could do four beers. I mean, if you slam four beers, you can't go for a drive. But, you know, you hang out for a couple hours, drink four beers. You'd probably be okay. Two beers, full grown man. I agree with that. You know, let's say you're watching a football game, right? The thing's three hours long.

You drink four beers during the game. Yeah, you're gold. Yeah, you're good there. You're probably good. It depends on who you are. Like, I might not be good because I'm lightweight but but most people are probably good um or maybe if you're like say a smaller girl you might not be good but uh anyway if you slam four and hit the road you're dick yeah definitely so yeah so so that's a thing um is that a show yeah we are over an hour yeah that was my

food arriving earlier so i'm gonna go eat my food i gotta get going i'm gonna go get myself a lawn oh yeah yeah good luck with you know the shooting and all yeah thank you so much i'll talk to you soon later