Painkiller Already - PKN 513

Episode Date: June 18, 2024

pkn 513 how you guys doing oh i'm doing good you're making you're are you back into cooking again kyle you're texting the italian beef i i'm always cooking um i i cook probably three four nights a week at least you know something whether i'm making like a frittata or some eggs or some um i did a i made a crunch wrap Supreme last night. Those are fucking delicious. I'm a, I'm an expert at that, but, uh,

I've been watching that show on Hulu called the bear. And it's about a, uh, this kid who used to work, he's 20 something. He used to work in the, the best restaurant in the world, like the number one rated restaurant.

And his brother kills himself. Uh, his brother owns like a Italian sausage restaurant. Like sandwich. Italian sandwich restaurant. They're both cooks. No. No. One of them is a master chef and the other thought it'd be a fun idea to buy an

Italian beef sandwich shop. So very much not both chefs. But the sandwich shop owner blows his brains out and leaves it to his master chef brother, who then has to pick up pieces in a poorly ran, filthy,

deeply in debt... When you say pick up pieces, is it brain matter? No, not literal pieces, figurative pieces. Is this us telling you that you're going to kill yourself? It's how I'm letting you know. Yes, this is it. I'm going to start referencing lots of programs with suicide now.

And I hope you get the message soon. It's a cry for help. We burnt through the whole first season last night. Granted, it's an 8-30 minute episode. So it's not like watching, you know. I mean, still, it's a lot. But it's not that crazy. And I liked it a lot.

I liked it a lot. If you don't get bothered by a show with lots of tension, there'll be two characters arguing, screaming at each other's faces, and they'll cut over to the mixer that's going way too fast, and they'll cut over to the pan that's burning over a little bit, and everything is going wrong in this moment, and there's people outside screaming, and nobody's happy, and you're just like, God, break the tension.

Stop it. It's too. It just builds, builds, builds, builds, builds, builds. But I mean, it is like an FX TV show. So it sounds like low stake tension. Oh, my God. The beef burned. What are we going to do?

Calm down. No, I'm actually with Kyle. Like if two people are screaming and then they cut to the mixer and then they cut to the boiling over. Like it's just now it's this. it's that soon there's dogs fighting outside like all of these things are low stakes like you said but they get me kyle watches people die every day as this is content and he's like once a day is over whipping no it is i'm sitting there going, my goodness, how are they going to handle this quandary?

It's ridiculous. And then you do. Hundreds of people die a day. They're so deeply in debt, not only just to the, to a mobster, they're in debt to a mobster, $300,000 for this place.

And on top of that, but he's a family friend, so he's not going to break any legs, but still, they owe this man the money. But also they're so behind with their vendors. He clears the quarters out of the arcade machines to buy meat in the first episode because they're that broke, and the vendors have cut them off.

So one bad service really does kind of make everything fail. And all these people are going to lose their jobs. And you come to like these people. There's a big, big, burlyly black guy and he wants to be a baker he's he's obsessing over these donuts in the back he's buying every he's buying gourmet donuts from around town and examining them trying to figure out the perfect donut the motivation so you just watched so many sandwiches be made in the show you're like i'm gonna make an italian beef i'll be honest they didn't make that many sandwiches but occasionally they made a sandwich

and i was like damn that looks good and i remembered my times in chicago where i always get I'm going to make an Italian beef. I'll be honest. They didn't make that many sandwiches, but occasionally they made a sandwich, and I was like, damn, that looks good. And I remember my times in Chicago where I always get a hot and sweet Italian beef sandwich, and they're fucking delicious. I love that shit. And it's cheap and easy to make, too. It's not that big of a deal. Do you make it in the crock pot?

I haven't made it yet. I plan to. I'm probably going to do the crock pot. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to sharpen my knives. The movie thing like someone asked on reddit what's the best movie you've seen so far this year and you know there's

some guys doing a bunch and some people like that mad max thing that kyle wants to see dune 2 was highly rated but one guy said he watched a movie named hundreds of beavers and it was outstanding and had by far more beavers than any other movie he'd seen so far and i'm like i'm in fuck it i i have to see all these beavers hundreds of beavers and a couple other people were saying that they wanted to see it two hundreds of beavers is rocketed to the top of my must-see list purely on the fact that it delivers on the title i watched like all right let me add that to the documentary real quick a whole doc this is many years ago but i watched uh like a whole documentary series about beavers just like the life of beavers and it was one of those where i had no expectations for the life of a beaver i'm like it's probably just fucking boring no they're they're pretty cool they're

diligent they're working all the time they don't even know why they're working. They could have, like I saw, sometimes they'll have a completely finished dam. Everything's done. There's not one possible thing that could need doing. They're still out there chopping down wood, like stockpiling. They got iron in their teeth so they can gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw. I thought this guy was joking about the movie Hundreds of Beavers. So I Google Hundreds of Beavers.

I'm like, I don't know which way this search is going to take me, but I can't lose. I went ahead and also added Beavers from 1988. It's a story about several beaver families and their wild surroundings and the process of building dams and such. So I went ahead and added that as well. That's probably what I watched. We can have a beaver marathon. They're cool animals dude you know

they'll build build and and and create things from from like i don't know what the fuck if you watched uh they know what they're doing have you seen you can play a speaker of running water and they'll build a dam on it you know that yeah they're just that's what they're doing they're trying to shut down the sound of running water because they know that means there's a hole in the dam and so that's literally it well i don't think they know it's a hole in the dam. And so that's literally it. Well, I don't think they know it's a hole in the dam. There's just some, it seems like the,

it's, it's a one note thing. It's like, do you hear water? Yes. Then add sticks. Okay. I,

I oscillate wildly in my assessment of animal intelligence. It, when it's about like me eating it, I'm like brainless, absolutely no intelligence whatsoever. Cows aren't sentimental. And then I'll see a clip of some farmer being like, check this out.

I'll play a little Celine Dion in my horse's dance. And the horse is dancing around, having a good time. And I'm like, oh, fuck. They are much, much smarter than we give them credit sometimes. Or much dumber. I have no trust in the intelligence of insects. I don't think there's anything going on at that level. I,

I think that I hope not. So they have that test where they like put a little mark on the animal's head and then they show it a mirror. And if it wipes the mark, that means that it's recognizing itself in the mirror. Ants pass that test. They try to get the mark off when they see it. Ooh.

Okay. Ants. I would, even if I would still eat ants. Yeah. ants pass that test they try to get the mark off when they see it oh okay ants i would even i would still eat ants yeah and you've seen what they do you know those colonies and all that all that cooperation that they do they do little chemical signals with each other have you ever seen the movie ants where the ants have to go in and fight the termites that's true that is ants i saw that documentary they're clearly sentient i think they did some inventions in the termites that's true that is ants i saw that documentary they're clearly sentient i think they did some inventions in that show yeah that's a really good movie and okay i haven't seen it in 20 years but i remember it me good kids movie sure yeah i remember like getting unreasonably angry during like uh when did that move i must have been in like sixth grade

and the teacher was like we're gonna, we're going to watch this movie, Aunt Z, because it's spelled A-N-T-Z. I remember being like, it's ants. We're watching Aunt Z today. In my head, I was like, that was one of those times where you realize, oh, a lot of my teachers are dumb. They're not with it. It reminds me of something your father used to do.

I legitimately don't know the Pokemon. Is it gotta get them all? Is that right? Gotta catch them all. Gotta catch them all. Yeah, so your father would have to acquire the complete set. And you're like, no. That's not it. Oh, my dad would aggressively say Pokemans as a kid a kid and i'd be like you know what it is

you know that this is my entire life right now and i'm six and so it is my true whole existence is trying to get my trade cable with alex to work after school so i could evolve cadabra into alex zam he'd come in and just rain on that parade you playing your pokemans my father i shouldn't be mocked honestly you know without like malintent pronounce the city and state washington we're not from a place that does that i don't know anyone else that pronounces it washington my grandparents do yeah okay but it annoyed me so i'd be like it's washington and he'd be like washington pretending he can't tell the difference and i'm like dad washington washington

that was a mistake because going forward in my presence he pronounced it he just did like i told him washington and i'm like no he's a pirate you're taking it too far so yeah parents are annoying did you uh my grandma would pronounce philadelphia philadelphia as philadelphia like a team philadelphia okay instead and it's that's also something that's not a southern thing that's just a my grandpa thing. Yeah. There, there, I imagine your dad says stuff like Washington roof. No, he's, he's actually for whatever reason,

kind of careful to with that. Um, I know like, like the one word that he, he sort of goes out of his way to make fun of the way it's supposed to be pronounced. And then he, he says whenever motor oil or something,

he says, he goes, oh yeah. something he says he goes oil like he puts a little he puts a little fancy on it to let you know that he knows it sounds funny for him to say oil correctly and yet he is going to say oil correctly that's what's going on there there's a couple layers to this yeah there's layers there really are i know that's what he's doing though it's because everyone else here says oh oh you almost don't open your mouth it kind of comes out of the left side oh yeah tires another one that can be tricky with real southerners i i used to go off-roading and the southern accent combined with a cb radio

i legitimately couldn't translate this into normal speak and like some people were kind they're like yeah sweet woody doesn't know how to know how to speak southern and other people were infurious that i legitimately couldn't understand their words it's okay i like that our country has a lot of accents but we have an excuse for it we're a gigantic country thank you and we're talking to you liverpool we're talking about boy those fuckers over in manchester real britains and it's like it's like you live you would be in america in the same school district yes you could hit each other with a cannonball you speak different accents it's ridiculous yeah I drove to fucking the Smoky Mountains a week ago. And that drive itself, I could have started in the ocean north of the UK and ended south.

Where'd you go? Tennessee, North Carolina? Tennessee, Smoky Mountains. Yeah. Like the Gatlinburg area. I'm a Dolly Parton. I didn't do any Dolly Parton stuff. There was one of those like touristy things where like i was driving there like it was like on the way and so it was like very late at night and we're driving on the the

nighttime road and it's got all the like uh the medieval times style stuff that you see in places like that and this was like a pirate times and it was a giant pirate ship. And my girlfriend was like, oh, that could be fun. And I remember I'm just driving. I'm like, yeah, maybe. Here I was thinking we were coming to enjoy the mountains, but I'm going to get served by a fucking heroin addict in a pirate outfit. I promise you, it's methamphetamine in the mountains.

Do you wish you stopped maybe a little bit uh i mean maybe a little bit but i am outdoors is so nice there i if i'm gonna like ski i want to go rocky mountains if i'm gonna hike around in like summer smoky mountains are so pretty i saw two uh baby bear cubs that were on the side of a trail we were doing yes failed or quick no they were actually up in the top of a tree like sleeping like in a panda style like totally out like all their legs hanging down and we were like passing by oh cool a couple bear cubs up there i wonder where mama bear is and it was, like, the longer we stood there, like, more people started congregating and being like,

what are you looking at? Oh, there's two bears. And then people start, like, wandering off the trail to, like, go, like, see the bears really close. And there showed up, like, two rangers, like, park rangers who were, like, had visible stress on their face where they're like uh you know don't touch the bears uh ma'am please don't let your child climb the tree the bears are in there's i know there's way more indian people here than i thought uh

were there foreigners there oh that's disgusting I've never seen that there I tell you I spent my whole childhood I was up there in Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge Doing the trails Doing the wildlife shit I've done every scrap of the touristy shit That place burnt to the fucking ground

Like 8 years ago I went back after they built it and tried all the new shit From Ripley's Believe It or Not to the place with 10,000 kinds of popcorn. Never seen Indians though. How did they even find out? I think it's great that Indians were there. If you know as many Indians as me,

that is way outside their comfort zone. These people have never had gym in all of high school. They don't go outside. They can't change the oil in their car. They don't know which way to turn a wrench if they were trying to tighten the thing. To hear that they're out in the woods hiking,

hugging bears, that is wild to me, and I'm happy to hear it. Could they have been Cherokee? I'm very positive they were the non- non-feathers. Non-bred kind of Indian. Fuck! I hate that. Non-bred kind of Indian. Fuck!

I hate that. Non-bread kind of Indian? Non-bread. Isn't that how you say it? N-A-A-N. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

I didn't process it in my mind, right? That's, I think, their best. I'm not familiar with India at all, but I think that might be their major contribution to society. Their major contribution. You don't like pika masala? It's fine, but it gets the pants of like anything in an italian restaurant beats the shit out of anything at an indian restaurant i disagree like like all the stuff in an italian restaurant is the same like where do you get lasagna oh

it's all the same like people shit on mexican food because it's like what do you have like beans cheese beef and that sauce tomato and lettuce you just keep adding it to different kinds of tortillas corn and flour back and forth and then you stack them in a layer like that's a new dish that's what italians did for a thousand fucking years they ruled the world for a thousand years the fact that the fact that there are two different kinds of pizzas folding on themselves calzones and strombolis it just makes my point for me you're calzone man or stromboli man i'm like that meme with the uh methamin i'm not even sure what the fucking difference is i don't know i think calzones are just bigger

i genuinely don't know i'll be like oh stromboli haven't had that in a while i'm always eating calzones and it shows up and it's a pizza folded in half with some shit to dip it in. They fucking got me. It's bread and cheese again. The sons of guns. A lot of tomatoes in here. That's all you've got. When the British took that filthy Indian cuisine and turned it into tikka masala with the tomato and the cream,

that's fucking tasty. You told me that the British made the tikka masala, which was almost Indian-made. It's possible that an Indian immigrant in Britain You told me that the British made the tikka masala, which was almost... Or it was made... It's possible that an Indian immigrant in Britain made it, but I know it originates from London. I think the top 10 restaurants in the world are all in London, and they all serve French cuisine. If you're an excellent French chef, and you live in France, you're competing with French chefs. Move to the United Kingdom

and you're competing with some fucking sunburned guy making brats during a soccer game and you're gonna kill it. Yeah. I imagine. That's one of the fun parts in that Bear show. He organizes this crude kitchen staff into a French brigade with a chain of command

and French names for everyone so everybody's learning what their new titles are and stuff it's real fun what is it with like cooks and like chefs at restaurants and like having to act like their job is much more serious than it is i think it's pretty serious at the high end they all aspire to to see how light about it they are. Not when they're marining. Not when they're marining. Well, these guys are marining. Well, don't even say that. They're shuffling. If they're in there chopping and cooking and

steaming and boiling, then that's their version of marining. Well, if you ever see a marine in the field getting shot at by some haji, he's not fucking, hey guys, let's just take the tension down a notch, okay? How are you doing, Brent? You're right. They do take it pretty seriously.

No, they're getting into that shit. I like it. I like it. I like the show of respect that everybody has. I like all that shit. I enjoy watching the old clips of Gordon Ramsay getting bossed around by Marco Pierre White when he was learning to be a chef. The stories about him making Gordon

cry and all that stuff. And all those BBC interviews of Marco. Marco's genuinely a weird guy. An obsessive person. He was basically an orphan who worked his way through kitchens until he was the world's most famous chef. He gave his Michelin stars back famously.

Why? Because he's a weird guy um he didn't want them he didn't feel like they were fit to rate him i suppose oh okay that's that's what i needed to hear i'm like being weird doesn't make you give trophies back oh seeing him speak though like they're interviewing him he's chopping onions and they're asking he's giving one syllabic um um answers just yes yes, no, yes, no. Marco, if you don't want to do the interview,

we don't have to do it. What do you want from me? Do you want to see me bleed? Tell me. Where do you want the cut? You want me to cut myself? I'll cut myself and bleed. What a fucking loser. Genuinely. That is such an easy bluff to call. Cut yourself. The fuck? I'm not losing. We're not making a bet here. You just asked easy bluff to call. Cut yourself. What the fuck? I'm not losing it.

We're not making a bet here. You just asked me where to go. Marco, this interview is going poorly. Can you just go ahead and kill yourself for me? You're jugular. Yeah, this guy sounds like a bitch and I don't like him. He's the best. I'm interested in him. I don't know.

He was the best there was. And then he sold out. You're fucking sauteing things. I think it sounds interesting. It was the best there was. And then he sold out to this number called New York. Calm down, cooks and chefs. You're fucking sautéing things. Get over it. How many chefs are that good in the whole world that can be taken that seriously? Gordon Ramsay, maybe this guy,

and then a lot of guys in Germany. I don't even know how good Gordon Ramsay is. I understand he's... At one point, he was a top chef, right? I think he has the resume for it. He ran a Michelin star restaurant. How do you stack rank chefs? Are we sure that he's that good or is he just famous

for chefing? I don't know. It's entirely possible that he might be the Jake Paul of chefing. What if he and Guy Fieri get in a cook-off and it's super close? You think that's what happened yeah probably i love my jake paul analogy because jake paul's not a bad fighter he can beat all of us no you don't but

he's not the best on the planet i do believe that you know jake's got a new fight now so the mike tyson fight got pushed off um and he's gonna fight mike perry which is a much worse and scarier opponent. Like worse for Jake. Like Mike Perry would destroy Mike Tyson. Sugar Sean O'Malley, almost lost it, has Jake winning. But he also agrees with what you said. He said it's a much tougher fight. It's a much trickier thing. But he thinks that in boxing gloves, Mike Perry is not quite as scary. He's not quite the knockout monster that he is.

And Jake's a lot bigger. So we're a bunch of bigger guy wearing gloves. He thinks it favors Jake. My character says the N-word unabashedly. He's going to win this fight. He's out during his fight. I'm 2% ninja, motherfucker. Damn, I like that confidence to say

it with 2%. He yells it out. We need a slur that only Cro-Magnins are allowed to say only neanderthals neanderthals thank you that's what i was looking for yeah we need some freaking we can call people homos like homo sapiens because maybe that's already taken that is there's another just explain it like i'm referring to homo sapien you gotta break it down for him lost all the bite we had wigger served up to us on a platter in the mid-2000s and we wandered it us whites why can you imagine if like we made that

popular enough that like if you heard someone like whispering that we could like respond in like an angry white person way where it's like newsflash buddy uh that's not your word champ like that how do white people respond angrily because we can't just get violent we will lose that fight we'll say yelp white people are pretty good at being violent I have a feeling you didn't pay all your taxes I think white people are so good at being violent

that now places like England are like, oh, we're sorry for winning so hard for so long. We feel real sorry, baby. We were the best at it for so long. I mean, we still are. We still are. What are we talking about? We've been number one for like a long fucking time.

I'm talking about 1v1 street fights. 1v1 street fights. I don't see too many of those. I don't see many 1v1s. Usually there's a bunch of people attacking the person who begins to win. It's like that video game thing where the guy runs up and he's like, Respect the 1v1! Respect the 1v1!

And they have a duel with swords and the moment their friend dies everyone shoots the other guy. It's like, yeah, you had your 1v1 now you're dead. That's warfare. That's street warfare. Did you watch House of Dragon? A new episode came out, season 2, episode 1 it's like yeah you had your 1v1 now you're dead warfare that's that's street did you uh did you watch house of dragon a new episode came out season 2 episode 1 came out a couple days ago

no they will not get me again or i'm going to watch it maybe tonight uh okay i'm watching um the boys i'm caught up on that i'm caught up on the boys too i think it's just garbage season it's uh and the best best part is they're going to say, oh, so they're not just parodying the right anymore. They're just writing people into the show.

It's completely blatant, which takes away any of the fun of it. And so now if anyone complains, oh, you didn't see it the whole time? Yeah, we saw it the whole time. You were writing it better the first couple seasons, though. This is bad. I hate the show a little bit.

And I'll tell you what, that Erin Moriarty's face surgery is so distracting that I'm like, what happened to her? And then another character shaved his beard or something and lost like a hundred fucking pounds. And then another character became gay out of nowhere and got himself a black boyfriend. And then and then like a major plot line is that centipede man who's eating his own butthole, which I thought was pretty, pretty funny. Splinter is his name. Really?

OK, well, he's dead now um there's a scene where the splinter and his crowd uh like firecracker or whatever had like the main cast of the show cornered in a room and they all had ar-15s and they lost somehow they let the hand they lost a hand-to-hand battle because one of them had pink eye from eating his replicate self's butthole. Splinter could divide himself in two and sort of duplicate himself. Yeah, there's a lot of them. It's awful. And he used that to rim himself while he jacked off.

Like a centipede. But yeah, you get six or eight people deep. So there's a lot of rimming and jacking off going on. Almost everybody's in the middle. Everybody. But the main character is like, they're like some sort of right-wing convention and every every booth is making fun of a different right-wing thing um yeah one of the new characters seems to be a superhero who's marjorie taylor green firecracker is her name oh you think i don't see that to me the

reminiscent but okay maybe blonde and right. That's about where it ends. Is there nobody in these writer rooms that are like, hey, guys, this is really ham-handed and kind of embarrassing? See, Taylor, you're right, and Kyle, you're right, and I wish you both weren't, right? Because I want to like the show. I'm still trying to convince myself that this season can get better, and I don't come from the right, so it's not attacking me,

but I can still look at it and be like, it's from the right so that's not attacking me but i can still look at it and be like it's hand-handed it's not as good aaron moriarty i guess that's her name uh i'm sensitive it's not easy to get old on camera you guys will learn this someday and uh she's not as attractive as she used to be what do you mean she had a face butcher yeah they did a bad job she denies having plastic surgery but there wasn't an aging issue oh she's been hacked and and just child i think her nose is a different shit i think her excessive plastic surgery or botched plastic surgery you could even say is a result of um see that's not an even she doesn't look like that person on the

right i hate i've seen this picture a trillion times and she doesn't look like that but she does look bad um it doesn't look like the one on the left either is the true oh she used to like a normal the one on the left face on the left this is a little more accurate i would argue she looks even worse than the one on the right like it's somewhere in between those two after pictures she went from what my point is i think that she got these surgeries because she became incredibly self-conscious. They are a mistake. Now she's even more self-conscious. And it's this cycle where she's going to fucking kill herself if a million people a day don't stop bullying her.

But she's she looks like a ghoul from Fallout. She's supposed to be the cute girl. I will say this, the right-wing girl who's there, she might have the most motivation of any character in the whole fucking show. She tells this story about being on the pageant circuit with Hackface there and how Hackface made up a lie about her getting butt-fucked by all the judges and that's the only way a piece of white trash like her could ever win anyway and then she had to drop out of the pageant service and it's this whole like thing that happened and it's it's like damn that is awful

and your main character is like i'm so sorry and it's like that ain't gonna cut it that ain't gonna cut it i'm more on i like that storyline fire firecrackers uh yeah i like firecrackers not wrong but this um starlight is the character's name in the show sure and uh she was little miss perfect always wonderful always fighting for good her superpower is like to glow in virtue practically and for her to have she blinds people and she can also she she's durable she's fast she hits hard etc but but she does glow and that she makes like sparks come from the sky and she's practically like born to be the hero of the show the virtue one so the fact that when she was a teenager she made up a nasty rumor mean girl style is like i I kind of like a flaw in her. I kind of like that she wasn't always

so great. So Homelander, aka Trump, is on trial. And outside the trial, you've got like the Starlighters and the Homelanders facing off, you know, on either side. And they it's all orchestrated to, you know, there's some false flagging going on. But that aside, there's a point where one of the... I think there's a black lady starlighter who's like Hackface's best buddy or something in her bullshit child charity. And she falls on the ground and three people kick her for like eight seconds tops.

And she has compound fractures. She's in a coma. It's the worst injury I've seen in the show. And I've seen people get thrown in a fucking building. And she's a a coma she's it's the worst injury i've seen in the show and i've seen people get thrown in a fucking building and she's a superhero no she's like it was like regular people kicking a regular woman suddenly the bone is sticking out of her leg it was so crazy that like like that part was ridiculous was it the mean uh trump supporters i'm sorry the homeland yeah it was it was it was the republicans like you know how how you can watch media that's so politicized or so with a goal of an ideology in mind that it takes you out?

Have you ever seen one of those Christian movies, Left Behind? Oh my God, you can't watch that. Yeah, because they're not thinking what is good in the furtherance of this plot development or this character development. What is good in the furtherance of this plot development or this character development? They're thinking, how can I launder my belief just aggressively into the viewer's mind? And so Lord of the Rings is a good example of the opposite. There's a huge amount of Christian symbolism in Lord of the Rings. But at no point does Gandalf, like, hanging there by, you know, after, you know,

almost about to fight the Balrog, and he's like, Frodo, now I will die for three days and return to absorb you of your sins. Fly, you fools! It is subtle. What if he'd come and split the limbus bread and fed everyone from the one limbus bread?

Yes, something like that like you would watch it and be like why why are they spoon feeding me this nonsense like that's what a lot of these shows that clearly a bunch of uncontested libs and lefties and writers rooms make now where it's like all right well we're writing this show obviously the primary goal is to make sure people know that we are uh liberals and that right wingers bad and that white people bad. And then maybe if we have time, we'll make something compelling. The thing is, oh, do we have all the casting done for this season? No.

Once again, I don't care about talent whatsoever. We just need to hit this checkbox. Do you have an Indian lesbian yet? Dude, dude, dude. So do you guys know the TV show The Good Doctor? Have you ever heard of it? I'm sure you would like it. I've heard of it.

I've never seen it. So it's about this young autistic resident, which is the lowest form of doctor. And I mean, like entry level doctor, not like an autistic resident. But he's like savant in a bunch of different ways. Apparently, his stitches look like sewing machine did them he has these jimmy neutron blaine brain blasts where he thinks of different ways to do the surgery that even the experienced people don't he's encyclopedic in his knowledge of every study every day ever done but his communication skills are shit and he freaks out and punches himself in the head and does autistic shit a lot yep anyway in the last episode i watch i'm like four years

into this now they're hiring new residents because the people we've been watching are now fourth year residents. They're going to supervise the noobs. There's like five people they're bringing on, and one of them is a white male with perfect scores and fantastic in every way. But they didn't bring him on because he interrupted a woman. And by the way, when he did it, they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. You do not interrupt a woman and by the way when he did it they're like whoa whoa whoa you do not interrupt a woman while she's talking and then another time he mansplained something and they're like look at this guy mansplaining his scores are perfect he was a fantastic applicant he was an olympic level rower if that matters at all it does does. It's longevity. He's the perfect human in every regard.

You might call him the Uberman. When he interrupted that woman, she was stuttering too frightened to get her thoughts out, and they hired her instead. I wish he'd beat her up, too. Yeah, well, you have to think about the interest. Beat her those back hands left and right.

It's funny that even in their ideological messaging, they were still signaling like the problem people would expressly state they have with that is like we're not hiring qualified people. We're checking boxes and they're like, yeah, and it's a good thing. Woody, we've forgotten the boys. They introduced us to the smartest person in the world. Taylor, a black woman in a wheelchair. I'm going to guess she can walk but you're otherwise on target you can walk that out and now i will give the show this i almost would bet i haven't read the comics i hear the comics are shit like the show's way better than the

comics um but i would bet that this was a comic idea because it almost seems too good for them to write there's a scene the last scene is her she's the smart she she's she's obviously the smartest person in the world they say and um but you see her and she's watching like trash reality tv and she's eating a blooming onion and it's like that's stupid people shit you know and then like uh one of the scummier characters come in and i as soon as he spoke a word to her i looked at my girlfriend i was like they're about to fuck and sure enough like eight sentences later they're fucking and and uh they pan and i'm like that's some stupid shit too to fuck this idiot underling who's a is a ghoul he who's normally fucking um octopuses and shit he's a rapist also he's a rapist also and um but they

pan over and there's a medical instrument covered in blood. And she had given herself a, what do you call it? A lobotomy? A lobotomy. I think she had lobotomized herself so that she can have a good time and relax for a little while. I didn't know that. I saw that. That's how I interpreted it.

Okay. I made up something completely different. And it's probably wrong because I made it up myself. I like did she remove a tracking device or something no she like like she was doing all that stupid shit you know she was but that thing was long she had this long like meta it looked like you would give your i think she lobotomized herself so she could chill out for the evening and not have her crazy brain i mean that would imply that she heals i would hope so it would i don't that's not a temporary thing yeah well in the in the movie people have factors that you know there's a lot of shows that run into the issue of stupid writers really wanting to write a brilliant

genius character but of course they're limited by the fact that they are stupid writers yeah so they can't overcome they you've never met a really smart person have you yeah they write not i haven't i've never met even a above average person me either none of us have like it's just like the like of course they can't write a smart character they're fucking retards like a lot of these like a lot of these writers nowadays are just bad like they're doing a bad job writing both sides like like so um one of the things she did is she laid a trap right so like the good guys eavesdropped on her knew what she was up to and then they knew she was going to be at this room at this time and

they're like going to spy on her and then she walks in and surprises them uh because of course they fell for her ruse and yeah i got the best part make her smart go ahead kyle i forgot i can't believe i forgot this taylor they they they're doing a uh sort of a sneaky meeting between some of the characters and they're doing it in the stadium where they are practicing for this um uh it's like christ on ice it's like ice cabades you know where they're singing while skating and it's like christ on ice and the song goes let's put the christ back in christmas and they're like throwing the menorah and like the other shit away and then homelander goes ape shit and they all get massacred all All of the Christian, all of the,

the, the Holy, not the Holy Trinity. What do they call the, the, the, the Magi and the, everybody gets killed.

Jesus. Oh, the three wise men. Yeah. Yeah. All the white people getting their fingers skated off. Someone tries to like, did you like that scene?

I hated it. They go with you. They kick the character in the throat. Like, like it was just, here's why I didn't like it. I want to add to what Kyle's saying. So they're obviously expert level skaters

doing like triple Lindy's and shit like that. That was cool. That was Jesus, by the way. Homelander, was it Jesus or Homelander? Anyway, the real Homelander, not the ice one, cuts him in half. Well, now that there's blood on the ice, it's very slippery. So people are falling and tripping and all that bullshit,

cutting each other's fingers off. I'm like, wait a minute. Blowing blood doesn't make ice so slippery. These skaters can't control their direction anymore. One was hopping over the sides. Now, Taylor, you've hopped over the boards and skates a gazillion times, as have I. I've never cut a jugular. It's not even a risk.

I've done it in full goalie gear a thousand times, and it's very easy. Right. But they do it. And suddenly, somebody's jugular gets sliced. There's nowhere I'd rather be having to traverse through blood than on ice wearing skates because like if there was a challenge where it was like Kyle you've got a hose with as much blood as you need you have to spray

it directly at Taylor skating until he falls if he falls in the next hour you win a trillion dollars you're going home empty handed I need hot water I've got a plan yeah you need a huge amount of hot water you need to melt it until I'm basically falling because my skates get stuck. Eventually you

come to an abrupt stop. That's absurd. Why were they mad at you? Why did Homelander can't even control his powers? He's just killing. So there's a longer thing. Somebody was in an air vent duct and he wanted to get him, but Homelander was pushed just as he was about to laser

him and got the wrong person. Laser seems so much like a last resort rather than a first response. He's Superman. His character is based on Superman. So can you imagine if the plot was like you shoved Superman on the shoulder accidentally and now he can't control what he's doing? That is dumb. It sounds like these writers are idiots. Yeah.

You could move Superman. He weighs what he weighs, right? It's not like he weighs a trillion tons. I feel like he could hold his ground. I feel like Superman would stand there strongly. He can push against a planet. Yeah, but he's focusing on something else with his laser eyes. Anyway, I didn't care about any of that.

I didn't care about the realistic nature of the hockey accidents either. The point was, for no reason, with no provocation, in the middle of summer, I'm watching the baby Jesus get his head cut off and as we sing, let's put the Christ back in Christmas comedically. It's like, why is this here?

All of this, so many of these shows that are just too political are just writers reenacting their own shower arguments and putting it to screen like oh yeah it's them doing their own little like and you're also racist and then the guy and then the bad white man does the most racist of racist things and then the smart intelligent woman comes and corrects it like it's embarrassing it's When I sit there and watch stuff like that, I can't even. It's like, this is embarrassing to watch.

Because I know what the writer was thinking. I know what thoughts they're trying to inspire of like, whoa, I didn't consider things like that. Every bit of media isn't totally in line with the thing you're saying as though it's revolutionary. Whoa. And it doesn't achieve that. It's just bad and embarrassing. Yeah, I don't know why you would... You would think you would just want to make money

and put out a product that was good. Like, why... The fact that they think they have time to signal and make these ridiculous plot points, I'm talking about the boys in particular. It's crazy to me because the show is real bad this season. There's maybe five different plot lines going at one time. It was bad when I was watching this.

And I only care about one of them. Which one? I guess I care about Homelander and him losing his mind and the boys trying to recruit his son to be on their side against him. That is the whole fucking show. Maybe a little bit of E-Train. Him getting converted to be a good

guy. I suppose. I'll tell you what, as far as funny parts where they actually make me laugh, last season, Homelander, in a fit of rage, killed Black Noir, who is the character who doesn't speak, and you never see his face. He's completely masked and everything. So no one knows

what that guy sounds like, or who he is. So they just replace him with a fucking actor. So there's this actor in the suit who occasionally will have an aside, and be like, hey, I'm dying in here, man. What's my motivation? I don't get get it and they're just like shut the fuck up and do what you're told he's like all right yeah there's he's like we're gonna have to kill

more people because that was fucked what happened earlier i never killed nobody before man that was fucked it's great shut the fuck up black noir had this presence he was always like he doesn't talk but he has the superhero costume on and it covers his face. So to just see him stone-faced nonstop for four years, and he's a bad motherfucker. In the comics, he's a clone of Homelander, the biggest tough guy there is. But in the show, you don't really know what's going on with him. You just know he wins every fight.

He's never scared, and he always handles business but homelander guts him and like kyle said now homelander looks just as badass as he always has but every so often he'll be like we killed a guy that was fucked up he's like a higher pitch voice than you'd expect a little panicky in the show he's an actor and and i guess he has some superpowers too, but that's why he's been hired. Because he smashed those people in the head with the baseball bat pretty effectively in that one scene. I could do that. I guess so. I mean, he killed them right away.

He went full Negan mode. I love that he didn't hesitate. He was the one to be like, give me that fucking bat. Started killing people right away. So that's when the show was good to me. When it's like, whoa, what the fuck is happening? Because I did not expect those people to be batted to death in that room.

I didn't see that coming. But yeah, I'm almost lost on the show because the other storyline, you've got the French guy who's I guess they hinted that he was gay before but now he's full-blown like... He's French. Of course. He's very gay now. And he's just so worried about his black boyfriend.

They got the Vaseline out. And we but but here's the problem, Taylor. Back when he worked as an assassin, he killed the black boyfriend's whole fucking family. So now he's conflicted. Do I tell him I murdered his family? No, no, no. And then you don't.

And then you had that relationship that'll come out then there's a mute japanese girl who's like wolverine basically and it's like yeah i we've spent the last three fucking years dealing with her backstory and trauma she should be talking this season already instead they invented new trauma a whole new flashback where she was made to fight another japanese girl who may or may not have powers i don't fucking know probably not though and and and now we're worried about that we're like oh we see her and what do we go she's working with the child traffickers it's it's one thing after another i don't fucking care about i don't care about that character i

don't care about um what's the other plot line i don't care about black lady you know i don't care about black smart lady i don't care about her deal i don't care about the starlight is there to be huey's girlfriend if you ask me that's what's interesting it's it's it's that this guy is a superhero killer and his girlfriend is a superhero that conflict is all they're good at it when they're just like also in a long i don't need that like out of his league doesn't tell the whole story right that guy is below mid well i feel like he's close it'd be like if he it'd be like if that guy was a regular schmo who looked like that and his girlfriend was taylor swift she's the taylor swift almost of their, of their universe. Like, like she's that level popularity,

I would say. Yeah. And that guy is a below average looking person with no career prospects. I don't think he has a house. I don't think he has a home to live in at all. He's just right. One step above home. He might live in that office there.

Yeah. And, and he's dating Taylor Swift inexplicably, but it's fun to see. And he had like all this insecurity about whether or not she's gonna you know he's gonna lose her or whatever and i don't know she's kind of she's white trash too just like taylor swift so maybe it does make sense what is she no she's from pennsylvania she faked the whole southern thing what no i don't care yeah i've been reckoning so i i don't i didn't seek this out you you know you

know how that sort of thing is on the internet when you're not looking for it but you stumble upon it you know of course we're talking about that no it's not that not that not that um it's the it's a taylor swift hate subreddit called travis and taylor i'm sure there's one called taylor and travis but this is Travis and Taylor. Do they love Travis but hate Taylor? They never bring him up, really. They just shit on her at every single post. And they'll, they have these four-minute career montages

of her, like, being ugly or on, you know, singing poorly. Like, instances of her lip-syncing and instances of her not lip-syncing, how bad her voice is. They have one of her like, and look, we're all human beings. We all get some snot boogers, but she's doing one of those huge stage shows

and she blows this snot booger in her hand and it's by her side and it's dripping. I don't care about that, but it was funny that one of them was like, look at this, she has snot on her hand on top of everything. I bet she pees when we're not looking probably

man well at least that reddit forum is you know speaking truth to power that's what you gotta do during these dark days yeah well I will not be watching the boys I lost interest in it I think three episodes into season one I wouldn't recommend it to you

it's like a bad version of what you don't already like how is this gonna work out like a super a movie or show if it's about superheroes has to be so fucking good for me to enjoy it at all like like like batman the nolan batman i liked those yeah and even then the the third one was really cool up until a couple actually it was cool because i like tom hardy a lot and i was like wanting to like his character more really honestly the second one in that series is excellent the first one's fine and the first one's grounded the first one feels like real life, as far as I can remember. I don't remember any crazy, off-the-wall shit, I think, in that one.

The most unrealistic thing is that Liam Neeson isn't pissing his pants. Yes. Well, he's spotting. He's spotting. I've never heard that called spotting. But the third one, you know, and I love Tom Hardy, and at first it was great there's that scene where oh the bad man beats this shit out and breaks his back and and

even the very first scene where they do that stunt where they're in the the private jet and and they half of it falls away they did that little fingers in there um but when tom hardy had a big bomb i thought that was stupid like his plot didn't make much sense. We spent our budget on one bomb. Yeah. And then, and that's the thing. That's what I'm getting at.

He has like a thermonuclear weapon apparently, but nobody's got a handgun, you know, like I don't remember all the snow on the ground. He's dressed like he's going, he's about to jump on a fucking bomb. If you write a, if you write a world or a universe or a scenario in which there are no cell phones,

the story can now be richer. And we can go down more. There's not this one thing that saves everything. We can't Google how to fix anaphylaxia now. We can't call the police. We can't do any of that shit. We're cut off. And now the story can do

some cool shit. But the same off. And now the story can do some cool shit. But the same thing is true with guns. Firearms existing in our world. Anytime there aren't guns and everybody's not equal, then things are interesting. Then your hero can beat up three dudes maybe if he's got a stick. But as soon as you add guns in, Batman's's in trouble dude i would fuck batman up like i'd go to whoever his enemies were like hire me i've got a shotgun like i'm gonna shoot him right in the mouth i remember when wings of

redemption said he could beat joe lozano and we were all like that's ridiculous he's like i have a strategy i'll tell him to meet me in a field and then i'll be in the tree line and i'm like actually my buddy's on wigs this stuff bad you know what's funny is that speaks to like like you wouldn't have to be in a tree line like you could be like meet me nine feet away from me anywhere you want the gun also works in that circumstance believe it or not it's a problem that guns exist and that they kill people instantly so you know you take those things out

bow and arrow duels back in the day or did that start did that go straight from swords to guns you know I only hear about swords and guns where are the javelin like where's the where's the bow and arrow duel there aren't many or any to my knowledge a spear doing shot duels

that'd be fun just that's very it might take 30 holy shit he knows how to use that thing like a very bart simpson kind of justice. Slingshot. These are starting to hurt. You keep hitting me at the same spot. Ah, smarts! A real sling's a deadly weapon. Those things are absurd. What is that called? Is that also called a slingshot? The thing that David used?

Just called a sling. You just held it and whipped that rock around and popped Goliath right in the forehead. If I were to do that to you, you'd be very safe. There's 359 other degrees it might go. Oh, yeah. You can't get into a sling duel unless you're well-practiced.

You better go. I think those guys are pretty fucking accurate. I know they would use these lead shot at least as soon as they were able to make them. They would be super deadly. You got hit in the head with those, you just die. Yeah. Yeah, a rock going that fast? It's like, who cares if it came out of a sling?

It's a rock going 100 and whatever miles an hour. I wouldn't want to fight a group who had like 30 guys in the front with swords and 10 guys in the back with slings and I just had 40 guys with swords Yeah, I'd give it to the guys with the slings. It's like we're all crippled by the time we get up there That's what you're wearing What according to aoe slingers have an anti-infantry bonus? So you're correct? Yes. Yeah, you better have some armor on or something Yeah, if you're dressed like a knight, I think that oh, yeah, 10 guys with slings are gonna kind of be worthless Yeah, I won't go well for you there. There's a reason slings aren't still popular.

I don't know. Because there's guns. Because guns dominate. Because of guns. Yeah. It never got better. My friend got hurt paragliding last weekend. Not badly hurt, but shocker.

He's good. I went to Mexico with him. This is cross country where you go for distance. And he's flying just like out for fun. And it happens to be that the Swiss national team is practicing. So the first time he flies with them, they work together, right? They all have radios. They're talking.

They're talking to each other about where there's rising air and what the best way to go places is and stuff. And on day one, they got the better of them on day two he single-handedly beat all 16 of these fuckers working together he is a world-class pilot he's really really good anyway this weekend at the edge of the lake there's not a gradual beach it's one of those lakes where the where the water meets the land is like a three foot vertical rise and a swoop landing is when you kind of like i wish i could describe it but like you you swing in and then it like comes down if that makes sense you aim at the ground like a nut on a string and then you flatten out and you go really far the guy before him did it and it worked well but he landed a little far to where he almost like got in the water.

So Cohen is like, all right, note to self come in a little lower than you think so that you don't get wet by overshooting the small patch of grass we have to land on. And, uh, so like a nut on a string, he swings down and he slams into that three foot rise where the water meets

the land and cohen is just one of those guys that doesn't break you know he's like real strong and like wiry and light and whatever i don't know he can crash a motorcycle five times in a day and he just bounces up like i'm okay and not this time man he spent an hour before he stood up his friends had to load his gear into his car for him probably should have gone to a hospital i probably guess an hour to get up yeah i'm trying to picture that now like i've been laying here for 45 minutes unable to stand i don't know maybe i'll wait it out yeah and let me try and get up real quick other people packed his gear and put it first in the car for him and i assume they handled all the

boat and everything else like he wasn't able to do anything so he got hurt and i i tried not to lecture him but i have a different like risk mitigation mindset people act like they see me flying they're like what are you going to kill yourself? All right, cool. But like I have two parachutes and I do this stuff way up high where I have opportunity to fix stuff. Low acro hurts. That's where you make a mistake and you slam into the ground. Like you, like it just sold that video where the guy cracked his pelvis.

It's like, I told him boring launches, boring landings, exciting flights. Do it that way. But the guy's got to go for exciting landings. I would too. I would want to, I, boring launches, boring landings, exciting flights. Do it that way. But the guy's got to go for exciting landings. I would want to. All right, let me say this.

I see the appeal in that, right? Yes, me too. I always like when the Blues Brothers would pull in and park somewhere, they'd come in and hit the brakes and spin the car 360 degrees, and it would slide in parallel park. I like that i kind of want to like do the version of that when i land because they didn't see all that shit i did up there i mean i know i did it but like yeah i want to land on a motorcycle and like

cut my parachute away and just ride off i have like hard rules on that that i don't allow to erode or change like i don't do acro for other people. Like when I do it at fly-ins and stuff, I see other people right over the launch and landing area where all the people are doing their acro so they can be watched. Get the fuck out of here. One, your acro is shit. Two, you're only, you're trying to get us to all be like, wow,

he's so good. Get the fuck out of here. Like the fact that he's doing it good. Get the fuck out of here. The fact that he's doing it for praise makes me think less of him. Go do it for yourself. This is like a Rick and Morty nihilism kind of thing. He's only doing that for praise. It's not the joy in his heart like me.

He's not doing it for the love of the game. He's not for the love of the game. He's not. He's trying to get me to think he's cool. Maybe he's trying to get some arrow pussy is that exists are there are there are there are there a pair of bunnies there's a bunch of hotties over there there's like a girl any girls at a paramotor event their wives who would drag there like a little dykey maybe if they do yeah actually now that you say i can think of that's just what you said yeah yeah nailed

it right it looks like a pe teacher from third grade i didn't have any female are you sure you don't know her we all know her you got that short cropped black curly hair get out of here we know what you're about with that pig nose but yeah i feel bad this guy hurt he's a really good athlete he we started dirt biking like at the same time a couple years ago he starts competing the first race he ever enters he gets third now he gets first every fucking time even on his bad days he beats everybody i'm like why are you so good at everything he's my age like a couple of weeks like a real chad if if woody goes gay like that's going to be his guy. He's got six pack abs.

He's got that. See what I mean? That's what I'd go for. Yeah. I don't think Woody's going to go gay. I think that would have happened by now. If they were the same pant size, he'd have made the switch. That's all that's keeping him out.

You know how many expensive pairs of jeans he'd be getting into then? All the guys motorcycle gear too. And getting out then. All the guys' motorcycle gear too. And getting out of. Yeah, guys do tell a lot of people. I like having my own clothes. He probably wears like a 30. Would you want another guy around wearing your clothes? 28.

28? That's not even an adult size. He has six-pack abs and fucking cum gutters at 51 all the time. Every day I've ever seen him. That's good stuff. Good for him. That's solid. But I mean, if an adult man tells you he has a 28 inch waist,

like that's what is that? I'm estimating. What are we doing? Pretty narrow. Pretty narrow. Yeah. Heat. So hot.

Everybody else drives to the top of the mountain and like flies down, gets another car to retrieve it or whatever. This guy thinks part of the fun is just to fly until you land in some random place. And then he hikes for six hours back to where he started. This is typical for him. Now it sounds just like a, like a,

well, how bad? So did he go to the hospital and get scanned, checked out? picked over? He passed away. A day or two later, he said he's sore but walking. That's impressive. My back went out

months ago now. It's done it three times in my life. How did it went out? Can you tell me more about that? Yeah, right. I used to hear that and have no idea what they meant. Basically, it feels like it'll start with like sleeping the wrong way or or uh maybe they're just sneezing or something and there'll be a little pinch in my back but then like i'll move in such a way that that pinch will be aggravated and i can feel a huge chunk of muscle start

squeezing together like hyper activating and not in a way that i can meet like sometimes it's like you ever you ever turn your big toe down and like you catch a cramp in the side of your foot and you got to straighten it back out if you do it quickly enough you can you can stop it but if you let it go all the way it's like ah and you got to fix it with your hand almost that's how my back will be i'll feel and i'm like oh stand up straight straight and tall proud and forward and it's like all right it didn't do it but sometimes it'll like i don't it feels like my back is in a knot like it's been twisted and pulled and it's so excruciating that breathing too deeply triggers the pain and i i't stand. And so I just go down to the ground and try to, cause I want to lie down flat cause I can't physically straighten out anymore,

but I'm thinking maybe if I lie on my back, it'll fix it. But getting on my back was so painful that once I was there, I couldn't get back up. And every breath I took, I had to take these really shallow breaths to not be in agony. So I'm just like, wow. Oh, that's like a dog. And I'm laying it and the dogs are like, I don't know if he's going to get up. I don't know how to feed myself.

This is going to be bad. Should we just like eat him? We're not cats, Murphy. They're watching me and I'm like, don like don't i'll come out of this and it was a while i don't know how long i was laying there not how long does it hurt like oh so if you are very intense pain but a week see i'm in a different spot i feel like what you described is more severe than what I get, I'll do something wrong. One time I lifted empty cardboard boxes, but like kind of crooked and like lean over sideways. And for like six weeks, eight weeks,

my back hurt. And, uh, when weightlifting, I almost am always like in this balancing act between getting in good lifts and making sure that my back is healthy enough so that i can get in good lifts the next day and i've never had a back issue but i'm getting to to that age that we'll see the first time i was 20 right oh really yeah the first time i was 20

um i remember like specifically like being being like i i'm stuck here one of my friends through to relax like this is literally like one month ago one of my my other buddies was having a big get together at his house big grill and chill party everybody's going over there and we were going to play uh later on in the evening that game secret hitler which is a very fun board game and the my buddy um also the marine buddy i've talked about many times shout out to him he came over he was he was texting us beforehand he's like i'm sorry i'm late i just man i don't know what i did but i really threw my back out i can't sit down i just got back from a standing visit to the hospital and they gave me some some pills to take so i'm gonna take these and then

have my brother drop me off and you know i'm gonna hang out for a while and he hung out for like two hours and he's like I can't sit if I sit was it a narcotic and up it was a very mild like painkiller but he wasn't like fucked up at all or anything he was just like it's making it so I can walk around and I kept asking him I'm like so what like it's just out of nowhere he's like yeah I don't even know what caused it and I asked him again later like because I'm a little I'm a little scared because i'm like man this guy's in better shape than me we're the same age like he's very physically active physically fit like so nothing was happening he's like built as uh he's strong like he's a strong guy but like a healthy weight strong guy flexible kyle is like V-shaped, but he's not like super big

in the core. He doesn't look like Brock Lesnar. This guy's big in the core. He's a strong guy. That breaks my theory. He's probably like 5'9", so not a super tall guy, but just built. And he's like, yeah, I don't know what would have caused it.

It happened right after I finished teaching a kickboxing class i was like we cracked the case here like we say that exactly note to self never kickbox that'll throw you back but i teach kickboxing all the time and i'm like yeah well this is clearly what it was you've never done it this old i'm like oh so it wasn't you know age of empires we're good like that's solid yeah well that breaks my theory i thought like a brock lesnar build would have a back that was indestructible and then evander holyfield i don't know if you know what he looks like but he's a real narrow waist guy would have a back that was more easy to get

hurt, but it doesn't seem to be true. Yeah, I bet it still could be. Anyway, I guess we should wrap up there. I'm so hungry. I got hungry in like the last three minutes.

I had dinner. Let's all go eat our dinner. BKN 513.