Painkiller Already - PKN 517

Episode Date: July 16, 2024

PKN 517. If you're watching the video, Taylor is here. Audio only. He just doesn't have a strong internet connection right now. So all three of us are here. That's cool. How you boys doing? Pretty good. Doing good. Full of exciting news since we last met.

Richard Simmons died. Dude, Richard Simmons, you know, he got clowned on his whole life for the gay effeminate stuff. If he'd been born a little bit later later he'd have been such a goddamn hero like like he was too old to be like a heroic gay and he was too early to not be terrified of being outed as gay i remember like stern would give him a hard time and they try to to prove he's gay and shit.

They'd ask him questions about pussy and it was just me. Well, yeah. Wait a minute. Just circle the clitoris, Richard. That's all we want. Just circle it right here. But that guy

made more fat hogs not so fat hogs than any white man ever. He put a lot of work into that. He really, truly loved working with people. It seemed like it made him cry to see someone else happy. Great guy. Shame he passed away. 76 years old.

Hadn't seen him do anything public for like a decade. Again, because he's like this sort of weird, shy, too old to be as gay as he wants to be kind of guy. Did he ever come out? No. He should have. As far as I know, he didn't. I don't think so. Yeah. I'm going to Google it and see if I have that right. Yeah. It was you knew, but it was like, leave him alone. No straight man wears those shorts after, you know, 1978 basketball season. He never publicly addressed his sexuality.

I wish he had. You know what happened? I was watching, this is a long time ago, when gay marriage first became legal. I listened to a podcast called The Savage Love Cast or something like that. Anyway, this guy is just some sort of sexual relationship genius and he's gay. And for him, it was a big win when gay marriage became legalized. And he thanked every gay person before him that was out. He's like everyone who's out who helped pave the way.

Not you in the closet guys, you didn't do anything, but you guys, you were out all, you know, brought this nation in a way where people can marry and people who love each other can get married, even if they're same sex.

And, um, I was like, Oh yeah. And you were like, you know, he won't be regarded as a hero. He would have been,

if he was born in a different time. And I was like, history will, history will appreciate a guy who kind of paved the he was born in a different time. I was like, history will. History will appreciate a guy who kind of paved the way publicly. But he didn't. I wish he had. His enemy was fat people.

A worthy fight. Like the rest of us, he didn't think it mattered if you were gay or straight. He didn't want any special privileges. He just wanted to work out with them fat hogs and do some jazzercise type stuff and just dance his little heart out. And he did

up until last week, ripe old age of 76. So rest in peace, Richard Simmons. Don't listen to Woody. You live your life how you want. Yep. Dude, if he was straight, that's tragic. That'd blow your mind though, right? If you found out he was a real pussy hound like if like like beautiful woman at brook shields like like all the hollywood

models that are like oh my god 15 years younger than him came out he had the biggest cock i've ever seen in my life i don't know how he got it in those shorts frankly i think he had it wrapped around his waist like a belt because i can still taste it. I just love the idea that like all the women of the day, Brooke Shields, Christie Brinkley, Kathy Ireland were like, he was boning me the whole time. The reason he didn't discuss his sexuality.

It was for my privacy. Pam Adderson's like, he was supposed to be on Baywatch, but again, the swimsuit, the cock, it wouldn't work. It looked like a flotation device.

It looked like a flotation device. They said, mommy, why is he wearing that pool noodle? It wasn't for families, but it was for me. He was my big love sausage. This is the history that we need to write.

Poor Richard Simmons. Shannon Doherty died too? She's not getting any attention. Yeah, she was, uh, I didn't really care for her. Who is that?

Oh God. She was on 90210. She was like the bad girl of like the early nineties. And then she later hosted a show called, um, the, the prank show scare tactics. She did the first season of scare tactics that I always talk about how the

first season was the one that got sued from everybody because they actually pranked people taylor no setup no fucking like um ashton kutcher in the background giggle giggle like they kidnapped people put them in life-threatening scenarios made them think that they were being killed by serial killers aliens ghosts you know we don't believe in ghosts here, but if you saw a chair move and you were just like, if you saw enough real evidence in front of your eyes, you wouldn't be thinking about the electromagnetic spectrum and how this can't be. You'd be like, holy shit, it's a ghost, and you'd run.

And that's what they did to people. And people sued and people got hurt. So rest in peace, Shannon Doherty, too. Classic 90s whoreore bad girl. Also known for Charmed. That was a big show. Yeah, I didn't watch that one. That was like Lady Witches. Yeah, they were all

they were all hot. My goodness. Didn't know who Shannon was but RIP to her also for making the funny prank show. I guess that's it. I was too young was too uh young to watch like beverly's 90210 and um all that shit dude young me beverly hills 90210 was such like

a cultural touchstone for my age like as a teenager we used to get girls to come back to our friends apartments by being like 90210's on the TV. Just saying. We got all DHS. Three hours worth. We're having a 90210 party you in? Girls would be like, yeah, man. I'll even go back there with you ugly guys.

Yeah, I watched. Other than Richard Simmons passing away and Shannon, I think this was the biggest political event that's happened in my lifetime so far with the VP choice. It would have been if you lived through the Reagan one. This is my lifetime's first attempted assassination. So it's very interesting. It's crazy. Yes.

Yeah, I was 10 or so. So I wasn't politically aware when Reagan was shot. But I do remember how it dominated the national conversation for a little while. Is that what made fully auto guns illegal, Kyle? Are those two things related? I'm not sure. I'm sorry. i didn't mean to pop quiz yeah i don't i don't i don't know um i know that you know 86 is the cutoff year you know the grandfather year for the for that stuff but i don't know why you know i have no idea um i also don't i think taylor's right i think the trump assassination is the uh assassination is probably one of the bigger political events of my life, too.

I mean, obviously, the Clinton blowjob thing just drug on and on for weeks. And there were trials and the DNA and, oh, this woman also. And then, oh, on and on, just developing case. He would have been really well served to just come out on the first day and get all that shit out. And then it would have been really well served to just come out on the first day and get all that shit out and then it would have been a much smaller thing and then obviously bush gore that whole like paying in chads and ballots like people that are 20 now just don't even know how big of a deal it felt but this feels weird because not only was it huge not only did the media have to be drug kicking and screaming to even say the assassination word. They're like, what the FBI is now calling an assassination attempt. It's like, why don't you call it that?

Like, we've all got eyes. I sent that montage of networks talking about popping noises that made Trump startled and trip and fall. So he had to be assisted off stage. They were doing everything they could to make this about Trump failed. You see there are popping noises that startled them. So I might be wrong. I didn't see what you're talking about. But I took it as them trying to be careful and not report an assassination report ahead of time and get it wrong because you can't pull that back. They asked Biden, do you think this was an assassination

attempt? And he's like, I a an opinion but i don't have facts yet we're waiting for facts to come out and to be honest i thought that was well done like when you're the president united states your voice is important you don't say you know it sure seemed like one i'll let you know like he was trying to use his voice responsibly you don't see the press doing that it was crazy slow moving information for something that was just there in front of your eyes. And some of the ones that were like, popping noises heard at Trump rally. Trump startled. That was the most right-wing it got. The rest of them were, like I said, Trump startled and falls at campaign

rally. Has to be assisted from stage by Secret Service. And it's like, like you know 30 seconds from now if you'd waited to print this you could have just said trump assassination attempt foiled like we all watched it in live you know together the three of us i feel like in one way or another whether we were just googling or on watch i turned to cnn on as soon as taylor texted me and it was like right away within you within the first five minutes, ten minutes, it was like, oh, well, there's a guy dead.

You can listen to the audio and you'd be like... I remember the dead thing came 40 minutes later. Am I wrong on that? That the shooter was killed? I could be. The Secret Service says it on the microphone. The Secret Service says it over the stadium microphone.

You know what I mean? Do they? Yeah. It's like immediately like, I don't want to be like, I called it. But I did. I was like, you can hear like three bad people shots and then a bunch of jumbled shots after that. It sounds like the shooter shot three or four times and then the Secret Service killed him. And then you can hear Secret service say shooters down and then

i think they use trump's code name which i don't remember i think it's hawkeye though i think it's hawkeye or eagle eye something like that which i think is which i think is pretty good i'm just imagining all squinty like you get sometimes um and they were like shooters down hawkeyes on the move or some shit like that but you know you know, the microphone was dangling around and it was a shooting. So the sound guy wasn't turning the PA system off. I just thought that the report rollout was so slow and Secret Service rushes trouble. Yeah, bunches of them. Yeah, there's montages of them. But as far as like historical event yeah this is crazy it's so crazy trump has been so crazy as a figure it's almost like he's an alien who came here to mess with our timeline the fact

that he would get got by an ar-15 in the ear like you can see him turn his head just enough that it misses the back of his skull. Have you seen all the 3D modeled head turns timed with his head turn? It's like, holy shit, it was a quarter of a second from him getting blown out. Everyone made fun of the assassin's marksmanship,

but really it was his bad luck because he was probably on target as he pulled the trigger. Mostly. Oh yeah, if Trump hadn't turned his head, like he would have died. Yeah, I guess that was a... I don't know what kind of op he had either. Oh yeah.

There was some sort of graphic that Trump was like going to reference. So he turned his head to look at it and that's what saved his life. Yeah, off screen, there is an enormous billboard, like very, very large, way up in the air.

And it's a chart. You know. It looks like a stock chart, but I'm sure it's something about inflation or the economy or Biden in some way. And he keeps looking to that right over and over and referencing it, like you said. And man, he just happens to look to the right a quarter of a second before the trigger is pulled and that round slides by. And you can see in that one, that one photo, the bullet going through the air. Um, I don't know if that's the bullet that struck him, but it's a bullet flying past him. I went on to the, um, they did the math subreddit and also, Oh, I don't think that was a Canon camera. It was, I think it was a Nikon maybe, but but in any case i went to their subreddit

and they're on there talking about the the frame rate or the shutter speed of that camera and they're like well the bullet's going somewhere between 2,000 2,800 feet per second the shutter speed is 2,000 whatever's and it's like and there's that means the bullet is that means the trail is one foot long then the bullet is going 2 000 feet per second and it was like that's pretty fucking no that's pretty cool people on the internet how do they know their shutter speed i want to know that i think these guys post on a camera forum they're all about shutter speed like i imagine it's an obsession right but yeah but you have like the shutter speed's fixed it's different all the time right they can't how do they know the shutter speed for that shot like my i got a camera right behind me it has

whatever 30 different shutter speeds that's a good point no idea but i i think that they were i think they were acting like they knew for a fact the bullet would be going 2 000 feet per second which is mostly true i would would say. It's close. Muzzle velocity is about 2,800 feet per second, right out of the barrel. To be honest, I've never chronometered around downrange.

I've never seen what... If you look in a ballistic chart, it's right there. There's a table of those pieces of information to go from. 2, 2000 could be it could have been slowed down for 2000 2800 and that would just kind of fit i think that's the piece of information they're claiming they know but all that aside it's just so weird it's just like a movie like stuff like this doesn't happen in front of a camera with the entire world watching

this it's like a scene from a goddamn movie that he would be nicked in this you know when people get shot it's terrible it's gruesome if you've hunted you know what bullets do to things he got shot in that one little place where people can get shot it might be my first choice like if i can't choose extra long fingernail i don't have a much better idea it's number one yeah i wasn't even saying fingernail. Obviously, number one is the ear. If you're going to actually spill some blood, man, I need my toes and fingers

and I guess you could shoot me on that fleshy part of my ass if you hit me from the side. If you're just going to nick the fleshy, that probably heals well. Not for Taylor, but for... It couldn't miss Taylor entirely. It could just go through the dent in his butt.

Luckily, my ass was dented, he told the press. I'm turning to squint at a billboard showing an all-you-can-eat crab buffet. I'm trying to get the address of it, and it slips right through my ass cracks. Yeah, dude, it was crazy. I was just sitting

like waiting for dinner and my girlfriend's like what's what's wrong you've been looking at your phone for like 20 seconds and i'm like i don't want to say anything but it seems like trump just survived an assassination attempt and like we were at a table and there were these like boomers at the bar and one of them was immediately like what like just like he was dropping some eaves as uh samwise games you would say and i immediately like just everything took over but they didn't they didn't turn the news on on the tv it was like fucking olympic trials no one cared i was i was at home with the with the puppers and I immediately went in and turned the news on and just went channel to channel looking for who was

ahead on the matter. It was, again, it was so crazy because they played it over and over. I must have watched it. My girlfriend came home and she's like, how long are you going to watch this? I'm like, I'll be honest. I think this is a historical event. I'm going to watch this

all night long. I'm not going to stop until like they everybody goes home and I did I watched it till like 2 in the fucking morning until everybody had quit and and like alright that's all we know for today I really thought it was like a historical thing that was happening and it was gonna not only does it matter because it an assassination on a presidential candidate trump and is going to be such a a chapter in the in the in the history of in so many history books himself this is several more pages to tack on but i think it's going to change the election will not change it but i think it's going to affect it i think trump is going to

win so hard they keep they keep going on about, we're within the margin of error in the national polls. We're ahead in the national polls. It's not a popular vote, though. We know it's the Electoral College. And if you bounce around the state polls, you'll see that Trump is within one or two points of Virginia. Trump is within one or two points in Minnesota. And everywhere else, he's ahead Pennsylvania um

Wisconsin I think I saw him losing in some and winning in some but North Carolina Georgia Florida um all if he wins in Minnesota it's he wins like I never would have thought I don't think he's gonna win Minnesota yeah I wouldn't say so I don't know which polling I should trust the most. Historically, 538 is my favorite. And historically, they do a really good job. I know everyone's going to talk about 2016, but if you look at more than just one election, 538 was outstanding.

However, it's been sold to Disney. And 538 has Biden winning right now. And I'm like, what do I do with this shit? That just doesn't vibe right to me. I guess he's looking at it. Scroll up to the big part, the part you look at. There's, what am I looking at? 538?

Yeah, this is 538. I was going to say, Woody. Scroll up. I just looked at it seconds ago. He's like, motherfucker, go to the election forecast. I'm not making it up. They have a winning right now. You might want to check your phone and see if it's taking you to a specific

page or a specific... Maybe they changed which voters are being polled because I look at it every single day too. And he was... The best he's gotten is 1.9. I've seen Trump head by that's right now this is 538 high level prediction scroll up so you can zach you're killing me uh they have biden winning 53 times out of 100 and crazy i'm like exactly like i'm not saying Biden's favored. I'm saying I struggle to trust 538.

I think they're over polling somewhere to make their own numbers, make their algorithm say he wins or something. It feels that way. I'm sorry. I said it already, but Nate Silver doesn't run this anymore. So the good track record that they've established, I don't know how much weight that should carry. The way I use it is I look at that first page briefly that Zach was where it says Trump's ahead by two points. And then I break, I go state by state and the state I always want to know about is Pennsylvania. I go to Pennsylvania and check it every morning to see if there's a brand new poll that represents either some of Biden's interviews or eventually soon will the, you know, the assassination attempt Pennsylvania Trump's ahead. Uh, and, and like every poll I

look at and has been for days and like five or six points in some polls right now, five 30, it has Pennsylvania is Biden winning 54 times out of a hundred in PA. And right. And I, what are they basing it on? Like Go to the most recent poll in Pennsylvania of registered and likely voters and it's like... Yeah. I don't know how they arrived at that because when I go to their most recent polls,

Trump is winning one, two, three, four, five, six, seven in a row. See what I mean? Yeah, I do. I appreciate your number and I'm like, how did they get there? do so i i appreciate your number and i'm like how how'd they get there but then i go to their this page and it's like how did they get there right right um that's georgia yeah i i don't think the blue team's counting on georgia this time

they're hoping for it for sure um but but it's weird it seems like the blue wall that used to exist. The Rust Belt. Ohio was always a thing. And Florida was always a thing. And suddenly those are like gimmies for the red team, it seems. Yeah, they've gone from battleground states to solid red, it would seem. Yeah, so I think Trump's going to win in a fucking landslide these days. Because this thing has got the red team fucking solidified. They are excited.

They are rejuvenated. And the left is like, but he's a registered Republican. Doesn't anyone care? Twenty twenty five. Twenty twenty five. And then you just you just hear like the fucking Uruk-hai chanting in unison 10,000 strong. Fight, fight, fight, fight. I watched that whole boring-ass propaganda that the Republican National Convention is.

Man, I'm going to tell you, you've got to be a real fucking red team, jerk-my-dick-off-watching-Trump kind of boomer to enjoy watching the RNC. jerk my dick off watching Trump kind of boomer to enjoy watching the RNC. There's they wheeled out every minority group. And like I watched like an hour or two of it last night because I thought Trump was going to speak. He made an appearance like I don't think he was supposed to. But he showed up after he named his vice president and he and the VP and his son and Tucker Carlson all sat and watched like a couple hours of guests. One of them was like an El Salvadorian immigrant who came in, quote unquote, the right way and worked hard. And she sounded like the maid from Family Guy. Consuela.

She was Consuela. And her English was all right. But her accent was so strong that you could tell the crap. And she was trying to crack jokes. Who was the that slut walk chick with the OnlyFans page? What was that

about? I have seen a lot of stills of someone with a face tattoo talking. Yeah, that's Amber Rose. So that's Amber Rose. She's a She's one of those figures who's like very in the the black hip-hop community but um kanye's ex-wife but um what you know she's got i think her i think her head says slash bash or something like that that might be your kids names or some shit um but she was great slash and bash slash slasisha and bashir probably something not some nonsense they they make it up as they go along over there on the west coast that's what i mean they and but uh but

yeah she came out and frankly spoke well she was, I remember finding out my dad was a Trump supporter. He's a racist. My dad said, you know what? You go educate yourself about Donald Trump and then come back and tell me when you find the racist stuff. He's like, and I looked and I looked. After a while, I started liking this Trump guy and I didn't find any racist stuff. Each person was, it seemed the message, and it's a brilliant message, by the way. The message for day one seemed to be

we didn't used to believe. We used to be like you. We look like you, and we used to think like you, but we caught on. We're tired of having an invalid in the White House and pretending like the guy whose policies we don't care for

is a Nazi, a racist, a pedophile, and any other nonsense that can be made up and thrown at him. You know what? It doesn't stick. Then they brought out a union leader. The Teamsters leader came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So this is a tactic that both sides do. And the idea is that you give permission to people to change their minds. So I see the left do it and they'll have like a uh a military guy and his fatigues saying like yeah everyone used to be republican but i looked at the actual policies and i'm democrat now and and here i'm see it's funny that like slut walk is our is the counterpoint like that how do we get democrats

on board well let's find this slut walk slut walk Slut walk, by the way, is not me insulting her. That's her Instagram handle. It's her brand. And Amber Rose slut walk, that's how you find her Instagram page. That's how they give Democrats permission to switch over to the red team. And I'm like, okay, I see it. I'm not upset about it.

It's more like someone took my bishop. I'm like, all right, I see it. That's your move. Ah, the race bait open. I know this one. I saw a Trump rally one time where there was a black, you got the microphone guy, and he goes over and talks to the black guy who's a counter protester. And he's like, why don't you go over there?

He's like, they don't want me over there. And he's like, you sure? Let's go ask him. And they go over there. He's like, he wants to know if he could come and join y'all. Would he be welcome? And all these rednecks are like, come on, brother. Race don't mean shit.

And this white lady's hugging him, and he's like, I can get used to this. It's like there's no way this is real. Is this one of the Black Rock videos? Yeah. So they didn't lean in to the assassination stuff at all?

He didn't speak. Yeah. So my way of watching the conventions has always been this, much more mild than Kyle's this year. I like to watch the VP because it's kind of that person's introduction to the national stage. If you're a politics junkie, then you know him. But this is going to be his introduction to most of America. And then Trump, whoever the candidate is, you or Biden, also doing his big speech. That'll be interesting to see, too.

So those are the only two I'm ever interested in. But Kyle's going hard this year. I'm interested in the strategy. And even with the VP pick, I think it compounds what I was talking about earlier, how the strategy is. We used to think like you. We used to think Trump was this, that, and the other. But go to TrumpTruth.org and you'll find out what we found out and you'll switch sides too. Because the VP candidate was one of those

never Trumpers calling them every name in the book. And I'm sure that's going to be part of what he says. I used to think like you. I used to be, now I'm here on the front lines, shoulder to shoulder with him. That's going to be their their move and i really wish trump would play would continue to play dirty and be like joe biden and the democrats said they were going to put me in the bullseye well i've got one thing to say you call me the king you best not miss you might be inviting and then the smoke starts rolling into the room and 50 cent gets ejected from the floor out of one of those pods like Psy from Gangnam Style. And he starts singing Mini Men. By the way, 50 Cent apparently is a Trumper now.

He will be performing at the RNC. And God willing, he'll play Mini Men Wish Death on me. Because that is going to be hilarious. I want to go to the convention. And when the balloons drop, bring a pin and just pin and just pop pop pop see if Trump ducks for cover man I need to be on that Trump like whisper in his ear and tell him what to do team cause

do you remember that time when the balloon popped and Reagan said missed me so quickly that it was hilarious sir I'm gonna pop a balloon about 7 minutes into your speech please be on the ball sir sleepy joe that's always that what if that's what they say around the camp what if what if they get

like a behind the scenes of the trump campaign and there were signs like that everywhere like next to the clock don't be a sleepy joe have some coffee dude you would really be good as a political consultant i don't know how to get your foot in the door, but I think you have a knack for it. I just need to start mean tweeting. That'll do it. Yes. I think it's all wrapped up, though.

I saw Biden do his Lester Holt interview, and he's like, why don't y'all talk about the 28 times he lied? Yeah, how did you? That hit me as like, so we spent the last decade doing that now we're gonna give you a week we're actually more actually so we're here for the mental decline we're here because your brains have maybe gone to shit it had you know one third of democrats think the trump assassination is a

is a conspiracy theory that it's not real. It's set up. That's wild. So I was looking at it just for the political impact. So you're saying, hey, Trump has this thing locked up and I'm not ready to disagree. But it has occurred to me like, you know, the second beneficiary from this is Biden. It has changed the national conversation from his debate performance. It seemed like that was sticking for weeks and weeks and was never going

anywhere. Well, you know, he had that state of that oval office address where he's, we saw these problems at the battle box, at the battle box. Everybody knows it. It's the right way.

We got to find a way to make America, you know, make America. Well, not great again, because that's what he's wanting to do. We don't want that. Make it more gooder. We're going to make America more

gooder. Once more. I saw that clip. I was hoping he said it so bad. That would have been so funny. He was close enough. He was close. He's not able to make a convincing case.

Not for himself, anyway. He needs to hope that Trump makes it for him. And I don't think just hiding in the basement will get it done this time. So I don't really see how he's going to do it. I want that VP debate now. Now that our guy is a Harvard or excuse me, a Yale

law graduate or whatever the fuck seems like he's pretty well spoken so I would love to see Kamala who is like a sleek to the top fake and fraud that's her technique for winning the debate she's gonna get the other guy to throw it by boning him

by fucking him that's how she got her first political job so that's like how cnn would cover it they'd be like kamala harris bravely jacks off jg fans you know what camel i'm actually experiencing a little inflation right now. Yeah. I think that if she were at the top of the ticket, which I personally, handicap is less likely than I would have a week ago,

that the DEI and sleeping her way to the top arguments would find a lot of traction. That's the only way they can get access to all that money though if they were so i think it's going to be biden all the way but if they if they needed to replace biden it's got to be her because her name's on the ticket you know it was like the biden

harris ticket and so that not that hundred million dollars or whatever it is is it's hers to use if she's if she's on the ticket but but not if she's not. And I also saw Elon Musk, as soon as the assassination attempt happened, was like, I fully endorse Donald Trump. Did you see the $45 million? I'm going to fund a super PAC for $45 or $48 million a month or something like that. Oh, my. And at the same time as that news, I'm flicking through my phone,

and it's like, Biden suspends all ads. And I'm just like, yes, this is just what we need. You to stop working and us to get some help. It's just not going to spell good for them. It's one of those things that we'll see the effects in the polls a month from now or something from what happened two or three days ago, I feel like, when Biden campaign stopped running ads and Elon Musk injected $100, $200 million into the days ago i feel like when when biden campaign stopped running ads and elon musk injected 100 200 million dollars into the campaign i i followed sports teams before and it's like you

know we're on the short list we're in this conversation of who might win the chip this year and then all of a sudden your best player gets a knee injury and someone else has a scandal and your fifth best players out too. And you got a bunch of fucking bench warmers starting for you. That's how this election feels on the blue team. Now, like we were rolling along, things were going in the right direction.

Trump's in debt, 5 million for raping that woman. Now he's in debt, a hundred million for keep talking shit about her. Now he's in debt, half a billion fucking dollars that he doesn't seem to have because of his business fraud and everything is coming up in our direction and uh then you know the freaking trump stock thing hits and you can't make fun of his lack of liquidity anymore well you you know that it's coming right and uh um and that just lately it just seems like l after l

after l till you're like well maybe next season would be better yeah yeah you can already see and that just lately it just seems like L after L after L till you're like, well, maybe next season will be better. Yeah, you can already see that. Maybe we'll get a good draft pick. Exactly. That's what we need. We need a new draft pick. We have an aging star.

It's not working out. Yeah, maybe you could trade him. We'll give you Lindsey Graham. A younger, gayer model he's made for the 21st century he needs to switch I'm coming out y'all I was thinking that too

what if what if Lindsey Graham gave like a so over the top like openly weeping eulogy for Richard Simmons with no other explanation. He was the best of us all! We're all

less beautiful without him in our world. You scum. No, I think we'd have to give the Democrats future considerations to even take Lindsey Graham. We'd have to throw him in the pot. i don't know what future considerations really mean i don't either i thought you were gonna explain it to me it always means like and i don't know good vibes

we're gonna give you this guy 10 million dollars and good vibes we'll hook you up with our hot dog guy he's great uh yeah it does it's exactly what you've said, Woody. There was a time there where it felt like the news was all bad for Trump and all good for Biden. And then, you know, it just switched. It's like somebody flicked a monkey's paw or found a lamp somewhere to rub and said, fuck him up. You know, it's, it's been one thing after another. Um,

and I, I, all I see is the, the left mean side of it. Cause I mostly use Reddit. I have to get off Reddit sometimes. Cause I'm like, man,

y'all post that articles four times on four different subreddits. And it's all, all four made it the homepage. I know about, I know it's project 2025, baby. I know he's a registered Republican. I know. It's Project 2025, baby. I know. He's a registered Republican. I know. Why can't we make memes about him being a bad shot?

Because he's this or because he's that. Make fun of his goofy looking face and his greasy hair. Ignore the fact that he's wearing Demolition Ranch's shirt because that guy's great. He's got a fucking animal hospital shit as cool as fuck that he does. I like dogs you do something nice for dogs i gotta like you like come on it there's so much to have fun with here in this story it's insane that it happened but meanwhile you've got people oh better luck next time why'd you have to miss you gotta learn to shoots better or in fairness i'm on reddit too and i'm seeing like rumor has it, Trump hired the

Uvalde Police Department to protect him. That's the other thing. Show us Shane Gillis' sister protecting Commander-in-Chief number 45. Now, Taylor is a little more far right than me, and a little more quick to the gun sometimes when it comes to assuming that something is because of a leftist ideology. So when he said probably a DEI hire, why are there so many women on Trump's detail? I was like, first of all, that chick who threw her arms around him was doing as good a job as anybody. And she looked athletic.

Ponytail chick who's on the stadium with him in that photo. But then I saw this chunky gal who couldn't get her pistol back in her holster. Yeah, this chick doing a good job. Need her all the way. Look at that chin on her. I mean, I'm not sure that person doesn't have a penis. That person's getting the job done. And then we got this lady on the left here

and it's like, man, I don't think that you can... You can't do anything. She couldn't get that pistol back in her holster and you wouldn't mind if they hadn't just shot the president or the president-elect now, whatever the correct thing

to say is. Not president-elect, the Democratic nominee for president. The 45th president maybe is the best way to say it. But she should be on the goddamn team, frankly. She should be on the bench somewhere, not right here. I don't even like that she's got her gun out pointed kind of in the direction of Trump. Of course, she's got a barrel in the ground. She's got like, I always had it in my head that Secret Service were even higher than

military. I thought they were the best of their military team. How much is it? I'm sorry. Hollywood. How much of that is reality? The Secret Service detail. When I see them on TV, they're just perfect humans in every regard they're the biggest mma fighter they're outstanding shots they're so diligent

they never ever ever take their eye off the ball they're perfect in every way i'm like does that like coincide with reality is that true i it look they seem super dedicated to their jobs like you can't even i mean you saw right there when the shots were going off those people put their bodies on trump and you know they don't know the situation though all those people are all there as fast as they can take a bullet for him i'm more upset about the lady kimberly whatever who runs the the entire secret service who's who's like quoted with their DEI proposals to get the number of colored women up and to get the number of women up to 30% in the Secret

Service. It's one of those things like airline pilots and firefighters and shit where it's like, can't we do a best of the best meritocracy at the front door that's as colorblind as possible? I don't care if the president's entire detail is Arab-American. If they're the best guy or Chinese, have I don't care if the president's entire detail is Arab American.

If they're the best guy or Chinese, have eight Chinese guys surrounding Donald and be like, oh, you think this is funny? Watch them run their drills. Look how nimble they are. You think there's only eight? There are ten in that picture, you fool. Like, blow my mind. We've been recruiting out of circus delay. There's two being juggled above Trump. I know you guys have seen the top-down picture of the whole scene also that shows the rooftops.

And not to say that I would be qualified as the head of the Secret Service, but if you would have shown me that picture, I'd be like, okay, there's two roofs. We got to have people on both of them. And they're like, I don't know. This one's pretty slopey i'm like no that's the you mean the one roof someone could be on yeah we're gonna have to cover it you know put sticky shoes on or something something with grip a little tacky get up there it turns out that that distance was um delegated to the local police force like i at first i read that on reddit and i was like that sounds like horse shit but then i read it from actual news as reliable as that is or isn't and uh that rooftop was supposed to was

not secret service also the secret service had their gun on that guy watching him and they pretty much watched him take a shot at the president but they didn't like i i don't know how the decision making makes either he asked for permission to shoot and they didn't reply quickly enough or he didn't ask. I don't know. But he was looking at the shooter through the scope at the time of the shot. So the crowd saw the shooter 87 seconds or 88 seconds before the first shot was fired.

They see him on the roof laying down with a gun and they're yelling, he's got a gun, 87 or 88 seconds before the first shot was fired. They see him on the roof laying down with a gun and they're yelling, he's got a gun. 87 or 88 seconds before the first shot. But 20 minutes prior, the police had encountered the like ladder rifle wielding weirdo over

there by those buildings. They're like, man, having a good day? Hey, we're having a rally over here. You should come see. You can probably get a good van. Yeah, climb up your ladder. You got a scope on there? Perfect. You'll be able to see everything. It's, if this had,

if you heard this about the Kennedy assassination 50 years from 70 years removed almost now, you'd be like, that's a setup. You're telling me that they didn't't that the book deposit deposit i'm almost at a wings redemption the book depository was off limits to secret service that the local police department in dallas texas during an election year was the was the ones who was

looking after this no way wait wait the cops saw him with a gun and because it was okay to have a gun on the president, they just let him go? What are you talking about? Do we keep an eye on him at least? If it's okay to open carry, cool, cool, I guess. But this guy should have a cop on his hip the whole time. Yeah. Did you hear a cop lined up the ladder

and he pointed the gun at him and a cop went back down? I'm not sure if that's true. That's what I heard too. Everybody was reporting that the cop saw him doing his thing and he pointed the gun at the cop and the cop was like, oh, not me, buddy. It's like, what is going on?

I always talk about how shitty cops are and they are, but all it would have taken when they first encountered him was to do the standard cop thing. You don't need to be Supercop Murphy Brown. you just got to be hey nice to see you today can i see some identification i want to i want to check your uh your id make sure you're old enough to hold that gun because you're not he's like 20 right i think he's supposed to be i don't know maybe a long gun i think is 18 hmm it might be 18 well in any case i'd still it doesn't matter how old you are.

Where's your car at? Oh, it's parked over there on private property full of bombs. Oh, we should probably go take a look at that car you've got full of bombs, huh? That would have been the end of it there. He had bombs in his car. Whenever you hear bombs, I do not imagine what you see on TV and the FBI ticking time bomb. That guy had probably nothing the way that they call anything a bomb. It could have been, yeah, firecrackers and PVC would sound about right.

So it looks bad for Secret Service. They're bringing that lady before Congress to answer questions. She's saying, I'm not going anywhere, of course. I guess the buck doesn't stop with her, but it's crazy to me. It's crazy to me that that roof that's 140 yards away, 130 yards away, something like that, is just there to be climbed upon by a rifle-wielding guy. I always imagined that when you see this sort of thing in the movies, there's a movie with Clint Eastwood where he's an old Secret Service agent, and John Malkovich is trying to take the president

out. John Malkovich has to kill somebody and steal their identity to get into a room, and then he has a handmade plastic pistol that goes through metal detectors with two bullets in it that he has been blindfolded assembling so that he can do it under the table, under his napkin during the benefit. He's donated enough money to the candidate that he knows the candidate will come over and shake his hand so that he can pull off this whole thing. No, all you got to do is climb on top of it. It looked like a rental place where you rent space to a storage rental place. They talk about the slope roof being too sloped for them to go up on safely. That was insane.

When you use that as your excuse and we all have fucking eyes now we're all like oh so you are hiding shit you you are lying right off the bat about the reasoning behind this who on your team can't handle that roof because they're fired now just let them know that's on the obstacle course tomorrow the slanted roof that i'm i'm surprised they said that because like you said it's unbelievable on its it wasn't very slanted at all i don't know how to describe it in degrees but i would feel comfortable playing tag on top of that roof it's nothing yeah and the shot that that he missed is an incredibly easy shot. Wait. Okay.

So, well, you're a better shot than me. So we might see this through a different lens. I saw it as 140 yards on a headshot, right? If he's trying that. Yeah. I hit that 10 times out of 10 against a,

um, post-it card or something, but, uh, I don't know a moving head like that at a hundred. And also my experience is at a hundred meters, not 140 yards. That is farther.

It's, it's awful close. It's like, it depends on what kind of optic he had, honestly. But if you have, I don't know if he had a bipod, but,

but I, I'm telling you, that's a crazy easy shot if you're a okay shooter it like like if you've got a scope on a rifle um and you've practiced for a day that's the shot that you make every single time you know it's it's so easy because like initially what i was thinking i'm like oh maybe you couldn't see uh him from the ground on that roof and then i of like like like if a child were hiding and hide and go seek and laying up on that roof you'd have to pretend not to notice them you have to be like i don't know and it's like he's on the he's very

clearly on the roof i think earlier i i made the thing too long by saying a few minutes but i think i am right that the secret service watched the shoot shooting happened through their scope. Like they were lined up on him, which is also why he died like two bullets in. Yeah. Thank God he didn't get to continue spraying. And then like,

where is he? You know, there's so many people in that crowd. That's just terrible. That's the kind of shot that isn't a impossible pistol shot it's like like i like i used to set the targets up at 100 meters and like man-sized targets and hit them nine times out of ten with my pistol i feel like this is me saying swimming one mile is incredibly easy this is not a difficult task this is akin to walking four miles well see normally

we'd send a guy like you to get the swimming done, though, is also part of it. Like if if like Iran, who it's come out now, has we've just they've just told that there is an Iranian plot to kill Donald Trump. This is all happening under that umbrella. This is the level of protection he has under an Iranian death plot. What if the Iranians had had sent someone i bet their guy is your level of swimming and shooting you know what i mean like he's the guy who can get this shit done he doesn't he doesn't he's got his bipod you know yeah yeah yeah i feel like this was a if this was a plot from like another big nation i don't think this is the guy we would have seen well that's not what i'm suggesting. What I'm saying is this happened

while the Secret Service is operating under the heightened threat arena of an Iranian death plot, and yet that's the team they brought to play. That's the protection level that they provided. Yeah, I don't know why they're so bad. You'd think that Trump is the de facto nominee, now the actual nominee. Oh, by the way, I want to ask you about money. If it would be like in the top five people protected, right?

Obviously, the president is the very highest. After that, I don't know, VP, Trump, president's kids. Like this is the circle we're talking about. Donald Trump is the nominee. I lost the bet. Would you rather be paid now or do you want to wait? Just wait. It's kind of doubling up. We'll just wait. Plus, it'll be fun to do on the show. I don't know when the election night is,

if that falls on an episode, but it would be interesting to do. It's always Tuesday, right? Of course it is. Yeah, I think it is always Tuesday, but I don't get the answers out fast enough. I'm with Taylor on that. We might know right away.

What if we know an hour in? Well, that's it. Trump has won the state of New York. That would be a slam dunk. We'll see. Right now, if you're rooting I'm not rooting for the Blue Team. I'm rooting against Trump. That's where I am.

if that's where you stand, these are dark days. I think we all root against Trump getting everything he wants. You hope there's going to be some checks and balances around him. But again, like anytime I start feeling a little blue, whenever I start sliding over the blue side, I just go on YouTube and I fucking watch Ted Cruz and Senator Hawthorne cross-examine Biden judicial nominees on their records. And I haven't seen a male one yet. It seems like he only picks lady judges. And every single one of them has this.

They're scared, Woody. I don't know what the consequences of these meetings could be. I always thought it was nothing, that it was just a formality. Like, all right, we got to go take a whooping from the Republicans. But we got enough votes from the blue team. So don't sweat it. Just don't lie. Sometimes these women are trembling because they've been caught in lies.

All right, so you lied to this committee, you lied to that committee, and they come. Ted Cruz, was he a lawyer and a prosecutor or something? He was an attorney, and he's also a Harvard debate team alumni. Holy shit, you would not want this man coming after you, would you? No, I wouldn't. I would leave. He'll catch you in a lie, and then he turns around and gives the guy a wink, and that guy puts up a poster board of what

you said last week. And it's like, it's from the stenographer or whatever, and it's like the official transcript, and he's like, oh, truth, truth, lie, lie, lie, lie. Oh, truth again. Well, which one was it? Four truths and four lies. So, oh, this isn't adding up good for you,

professor. It's looking pretty bad. And then you switch over to, I can't remember the other guy's name, Kennedy, the old guy. He's like, let me just read the court transcript from this fella here. This was fella, uh, Michael Smith. You sent it to him didn't you i believe his name was michael smith well mr smith nonetheless he rubbed his fingers in a circular motion on both of the children's vaginas you heard all this right all this you you're aware of all this evidence of course you presided over the case around their vag, four years old and nine years old. They'll never be the same. Around and around, twirling and whirling on their vaginas, their tiny virginal vaginas. Well, we can only pray at this point, though, because you sentenced the fellow to 12 years.

That must have put him away for a while. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's that? You suspended six of it. Hell, he's out now. Wonder where Mr. Smith is doing tonight. Wonder if he's watching these proceedings and hoping you slide on past

a vigilant eye. And I'm like, fuck, this is scary. That guy, I don't want to defend the pedo. I'll leave that for Dr. Disrespect fans. Uh-oh. But he's so frustrating to watch if you're on the blue team he always does this like

i'm not some fancy pants educated person like you guys i'm just a simple boy from louisiana i think might be from one of those like in a city louisiana foghorn meanwhile he's like fucking oxford educated whatnot he's not at all but what the character he cosplays is dude those three again it's it's it's um ted cruz uh kennedy and a hawthorne hawthorne's a bad motherfucker too you don't want him on your case because he's you can tell he's he's like performing he's like yeah and then what'd you say oh let me tell everybody what you said you said and then actually throw it up on the bar and then like boom we got a big one now we got a big photo now like like whatever we need like like this judge had sent a 52 year old lifelong rapist to a woman's prison

and uh and they were like reading the rapes and the one and and the impregnations of fellow prisoners and like these people don't care about the women in this state. It's just like ripping them down. But as entertaining as all that is, it's like, well, goddamn. She donated her time. She didn't charge this lawyer when she was a lawyer to represent this communist organization and help them get their shit set up. And yet she's claimed she gave them,

she donated more money to this communist organization than any other group in her entire life. $1,500. Well, maybe 1,500 isn't a lot to you, man, but a lot of folks in this country, it is 1,500 to the commies. I looked up Kennedy to make sure I was right.

The simple country boy from Louisiana. He went to Vanderbilt for his undergrad and Oxford for his law degree. I'm not saying he's bad at his job, only that he's an actor. Well, I rode to Oxford in an ox car. How have you know? And a dolphin pulled it the whole way.

Look at these hands. He hold up his hands. They'd be deeply calloused. He holds his hands. They're being deeply calloused. He's pretty old now. Every day I worked in the cornfields, hoeing, digging. You know how many bushels it takes to pay for an Oxford law degree, son? No, sir.

I'm sorry, Mr. Kennedy. I had no idea how many bushels of corn you had well let me tell you our slaves worked long and hard to put me you should have seen their backs on the other hand the democrats have the senate so i wonder if these people will get confirmed that this might be your experience this might be your like kavanaugh moment where we got to watch it oh were they trembling on the stand cavanaugh was in tears pretending his dad was dead you know this is my father wrote this for me and he'd be while he's sitting behind him man and uh sick dude and now cavanaugh's on you know he won he's in he likes beer he likes beer i've heard that

it makes him a jolly good fellow. That's a song for the uninitiated. I'm not suggesting that that's the problem is what I'm saying. They're all going through. They're all going through for these lifelong appointments or whatever where they're going to be dispensing their brand of justice.

They're going to be one of those judges who's like, oh, but the Bill of Rights doesn't exist in my court. They're just going to be able to do their own fucking thing. That's one of those judges who's like, oh, but the Bill of Rights doesn't exist in my court. You know, they're just going to be able to do their own fucking thing. So that's one of those reasons where I'm like, you know, I may not like Trump's fucking policy on this or that or most things. But I bet his judges or whoever picks them don't believe in fairy tales or nonsense. Like they may be too much of one thing or another, but're not gonna put any dudes in women's prisons did you hear eileen cannon dismissed his secrets his uh secret documents case i sure did yeah so i i'm not an attorney so i don't have my own educated opinion but i watched

a an attorney's podcast about it and um this is what i took away. One of them was like, this is actually good news for the Democrats. Finally, they have this like in writing thing that they can take to the appeals court. They've taken her to the appeals court twice and they've won twice. And they're like, this is going to get her recused from the case. And they're going to overturn this. Quite obviously, she's acting in bad faith. And then the other guy on the podcast said that's wrong that with the supreme court ruling i guess a little piece of the immunity case like indicated that special prosecutors are not okay that while he said

something close to while her 97 page opinion was wordy and poorly written it wasn't completely without merit and the two attorneys on the podcast placed a bet. So that leaves me not... I guess both sides have merit. We'll see what's up. It seemed to me that the appointment of a special prosecutor was deemed to be something that only Congress should be doing, and otherwise only the president should be doing.

Interesting. Or Congress. In the past, it was Congress. Congress, right? Now I'm not sure if I'm right, i'm out i'm like almost positive um because i think it's going back to like the the bill clinton one because congress appointed that one um did they and all of them prior like it's one of those things where they gave the examples when it when they weren't and uh it's not something i know very much about, but it seemed like

if the special prosecutor wasn't appointed by Congress, then they were saying it was unconstitutional. The whole thing got bumped. It seems like it's over to me. Trump's got several clocks that he's running against. One of them is his life because he's an older

gentleman. He's only got to live so much longer to escape any form of justice. The other one is the presidency because he can just pardon himself for any and all crimes, I would imagine, or he can change laws or appoint judges to make sure that if he is appealed later on that, or, you know, these courts, these cases are appealed or brought back up or that he'll be legally fine. And I just don't see Trump ever paying for anything. I don't know what the case, I don't know if they don't do something to get his money back from his fucking civil trial by the time when he's president. Like, I just think it's over. I hope that he's genuinely, we better hope that Trump is more merciful than he is petty. I think, I hope that he's... Genuinely, we better hope that Trump is

more merciful than he is petty. I think that should be everyone's hope right now, is to hope that Donald Trump decides to be a merciful Donald Trump. He can be pretty petty. Ken Starr was appointed by a three-judge panel.

I don't know what to make of that. Neither do I. You say that he's that, but if you look at how he's always I a three judge panel. I don't know what to make of that. Neither do I search. Yeah. I don't know. You say that he's, um, he's that, but if you look at how he's always making peace with, with his enemies, especially within the party, I mean, nobody does it like him. His VP was one of his biggest enemies. People like Lindsey Graham were never Trumpers. Now they're there speaking Nikki Haley. She's there at the RNC speaking either tonight or tomorrow night or something like that. My God, it seemed like

they hated each other. And they've gone back and forth because she used to work for him. She was like the ambassador to... The UN, I think. The UN, I think. Yeah, yeah. So, it's... If anybody can go above their pettiness, you may have to have an awkward handshake where he's

like, to the victors go the spoils. Yeah, yeah. But if you kiss the ring, he might let you back in the circle. Yeah, just bend the knee. Just bend the knee, baby. That's all you gotta do. And they will. They'll bend the knee to get back in the good graces because above all they want their influence.

They want to stay relevant in their world of politics. I was a little disappointed in his bandage, his ear bandage. Me too. Jackie and I thought it was it wasn't heroic looking. It wasn't good looking. Camouflage. I want a camouflage. Honestly, it was

the shape of it that I objected to. If people don't know, just picture a big square bandage like you probably have in your kitchen drawer stuck to the side of his ear. What if he'd wrapped himself like a cartoon character top to bottom? I was thinking that on the assassination day. Like World War I

veteran or something under his chin. I was hoping he was going to come out for the RNC in a wheelchair and then jump out of it. Oh, if he pulled a Willy Won wonka if he comes out with the cane very like slow and decrepit and then he like pretends like he trips but he does a fucking barrel roll pops up and like does a little dance number like i don't think that's what i might be asking

a lot i was asking way too much but if you could do it but he could just twirl the cane maybe you know hook on it. If he does a little bit more of a Mr. Peanut instead of a Willy Wonka, he could do that. Okay. He'd look good with a cane. He'd have a tuxedo on. Dude, I think what he did... JD Vance, you've won!

You've won, JD! Run home! Run home as fast as you can! Yeah, there's not a lot of good news for the blue team right now. The best news for the blue team is that it's four months away. Debates in August? I think it's September, but that's not where we're expecting our good news to be dropped, Kyle. There's not a lot of confidence on the blue team. Wait till next

time, I'll get him. Fourth time's a charm. I hope there's a VP debate. There probably will be one, right? I would expect one. Kabbalah's not a chump, right? She's a good speaker

and she's educated and she's a trial attorney. Yeah, but she's got a record to defend and he doesn't. Okay. Like, what's she going to say? You yourself said this, that, and the other. And then I saw the light. What's taking you so damn long? Why can't you wake up and see what we all see?

A bright new future for America that's not dim, slow, and sleepy. Sleepy joke. All he's not dim, slow, and sleepy. Sleepy Joe. All he's got to do is rant at her. Zach wrote in here that she agreed to a debate. I hear you. I don't know. The debates are always a letdown. It's like you listen to the whole thing hoping one guy lands a zinger

as good as the Reagan one. I won't use my opponents and experience against him. Rarely do you get that kind of zinger trump does those though like not only does he get the zingers almost every single time but just his performance can be interesting because it's not it was status quo forever and then he is he's a genuine literal wild card not literal but figurative wild card and that you don't know what he's going to say he's a genuine, literal wild card, not literal, but figurative wild card. And that you don't know what he's going to say. He's going to throw insults back and forth.

I watched his debate against Hillary, one of them recently. And I was like, God, Trump, let her talk. Let her hang herself a little Trump. Like because he's just like she can't get a sentence out. He's just a boom, a boom because you're corrupt, because you're cheap yeah i and he that makes him unlikable um i too much he lost every debate until the most recent one and this like isn't me and this isn't fucking stupid twitter polls or whatever you can see the polling results afterwards and you can look at like more scientific polls uh he until this most recent one and in my opinion now this is woody bias on a scale of one to a hundred trump dropped in like a 38 42 the problem is biden did a one i thought trump did okay i thought that um as like an intelligent human being listening to someone and actually

trying to learn something. Yeah, you're probably right. Probably like a four out of 10 because man, he would just avoid questions. He would just completely ignore him. You know, if, if they had to,

they would ask specific questions maybe about fentanyl or something and it would all go back to illegals coming over the border. And it's like, Hey, I know they're kind of related, but let's, if you had a little bit of like nuts and bolts here that are specific to fentanyl if you mentioned some sort of like out making you know making sure that prescription drugs weren't prescribed at the

current rate so that people don't get addicted so they don't fall into the arms of illegal drug dealers who sell fentanyl then the whole if you had some of that you know some sort of if you could display some sort of knowledge and understanding for the prod problem at whole i'd appreciate that but he never does he's just got you know the sentiment he's just got you know they're just letting them into our country and and they're bringing this that and the other it's like yeah i know they are donald but back to the fit and all, please. I think Donald we saw two and a half weeks ago loses badly to Obama, to Romney, maybe to McCain. Hillary has charisma issues. It'd probably be about the same.

But like any of the better debaters, Ted Cruz wipes the floor with him. He didn't, though. I mean, I hear you. I think he would have. This is the Donald he saw two weeks ago. He wasn't as good as the one from eight years ago. I'll say this about Donald that no one can disagree with. He is lucky.

He is a lucky man. Genuinely, if things can go the bad way or the right or the good way, it seems like more often than not they go the good way to him. That Republican primary in 2016 is a perfect example. If they just put him and Ted Cruz out there,

and Marco Rubio, and Jeb Bush, I suppose, because he was a fucking frontrunner somehow, that dweeb. If they had been out there, the four of them, you'd have been like, whoa, we got three pros and a goofball. And they'd have ate his lunch. But you had like nine, 10, 12.

They were hanging off the stage. Rand Paul's down there. He's got 1%. He's going to be sliding off that stage soon. You're going to be down there watching. You're going to be down there watching, Jordy. I can't hear you over there. Yeah. And, and that, in that system, he thrived because it's because he was so willing to interrupt and to break

protocol that he'd interrupt all nine people. Like he'd interrupt eight other people and then it'd be his turn again. And it's like, holy shit. He's, he's getting 40%, 50%, 60% of the airtime.

And it should be, he should only be getting sometimes that I don't remember all their names But there was like a billionaire in there. Maybe let me there was a lady in there Jill Stein was in there Maybe like there was some like women lately was in there. Did she ask her one question? They asked she'd get her opening argument her closing argument and one question and then Donald will interrupt her the rest of the time Shut up. Shut up you cunt And like she wouldn't get to talk. And it's like, I don't know.

She sounded like she knew a lot about the economy. That Thursday night, was it, when they let her talk? They got drowned out. Yeah, I think it is Whitman. I know her because she was the governor from New Jersey. And she's a Republican. New Jersey liked her, mostly. And I think it makes you kind of a strong candidate when you're from the opposite of your party.

Like North Carolina, our governor is Cooper. He's a Democrat. If he came in with North Carolina in his pocket, that'd be a big advantage, like from a starting point. And if she came in with New Jersey in her pocket, like, oh, you're going to flip that? That's like 15 electoral votes. uh she just had one big night and then do my like dark horse is trump flipping new hampshire i don't think it's consequential for the race i mean it could be you know there are scenarios where it comes down to the um the uh congress voting the senate um voting um but um yeah i i think it's going to be a fucking

landslide. I think it could be embarrassing. I hope nothing else bad happens. I'm really scared somebody else is going to do a bad thing at a rally or at an event or something, and I really hope nothing like that happens because that's really damaging to our system.

To the whole country. Yes. I hope something bad happens, just whole country. Yeah. Yes. I hope something bad happens, just not violent. I hope Trump poops his pants. That'd be good. That's what we need. Would you even notice?

I mean, in this scenario, it's noticeable. That'd be what we need. Mr. Trump, I can smell you from down here did you go number two yeah him and pulls it out and stuff oh what if he pulls a cape what if he pulls a coach k though in that moment you may not know this coach k goes into the uh finals he goes into the locker room no it's not coach k it It's Bobby Knight. Not as good of a coach. Worst coach, probably. But still a champion nonetheless.

He goes into the locker room, halftime, and he's, you know what you guys are? He goes into the bathroom and wipes his ass and comes back with shit. Comes back with shit. He's like, this is what you are. You're shit. This is what you're playing like. Shit. What if trump did that

in that moment what if he had the heads up now that i hope he should give it a go i think you know kyle i think that would alienate a lot of people you don't know you missed 100 of the shots you don't take try it you know i like he wants to control the border, but remember that part where he played with his own feces? I hated that. You say that, but what if he was like, seems I did have a little accident.

Been having a lot of coffee today. And then he wiped it on Biden's suit. I mean, I don't think that would win anyone over. Who do you vote for then? As a scat enthusiast, permission to vote for Trump. Dude, you have some annoying grifter with the sunglasses boomer. Put it in!

Oh, it's not putting! Oh, God! You'd have at least a couple grifter influencers take video of themselves like shitting their pants in their own car and be like i stand with president donald trump yeah there's people who would do that they would there's people who would do that yeah you know they were wearing diapers you saw him wearing the diapers right i saw some yeah i didn't see proof that trump uh this is um random supporters during the trial trial. People of influence. Okay.

They were accusing Trump of wearing a diaper, basically, and that he pooped in a diaper. There was this silly story. And so people at his rallies, to sort of have fun at that, wore diapers outside their pants. Like they were there wearing outside their pants diapers. And I don't mean just one. I saw groups of them

wearing fucking diapers. You know what that must look like to the left? It's like that scene in Braveheart where they kill a bunch of Scottish and then the Scottish show them their asses. They're like, who the fuck are we dealing with here? Who are these people? I imagine

mostly that there were other normal people walking around whatever event this happened at and were like, oh no. Take the fucking diaper off. At a rally, people become super fans. Yeah. That's what it is. You don't really go to a rally at all unless you are a super fan.

I went to it and it was so fun. And it was such a – everybody is on the same wavelength. You know what I mean? Everybody has – everybody is on the exact same channel. Normally in your day-to-day life, like you just – even if you're at a baseball game or something where everybody's – they're on different channels still. Like everybody's not – you go there, and it's buzzing.

And everybody's silly about it, and nobody's angry about it. I still remember the guy wearing the festooned sombrero with the shirt that said build the wall. And the sombrero had all these bells on it that jingle jangled as he danced around. And he was dancing! He was in front of me!

He must have gotten up at 3am. I got up at like 4. It was absurd the amount of pump there was anyway, presidential assassination attempt this week, luckily we kept Donald I truly believe he's going to be the memes

are going to come true and he is going to be much closer to a god emperor than anyone ever believed he could be let's hope that he doesn't get into power and then find some sort of alien technology that gives him like an infinity gauntlet or something so that he lives a thousand years and then he could actually become...

I'm writing a little fan fiction right now about just that, if anyone's interested. It's called Trump and the Glove of Power. We'll know if that happens, if he emerges one day and he's in fantastic shape. God, that would be just out of nowhere. I can't tell you how much I would be elated if Trump revealed a fat suit at a strategic moment and did something athletic. You know what I mean?

Right. If he revealed that he had actually dropped 50 pounds and gained a bunch of muscle and and he like did a backflip if he did a oh my that's it if he pulled the fat suit off and did a goddamn standing flat-footed back foot a backflip that and landed in the splits like like i don't think he's capable if If Kennedy were to win, he might be he might have the best physique in my lifetime. 100%.

Obama's got that long, lean, muscular-ish body, but Kennedy's like an old white man steroid freak. He's big. Obama takes care of his diet body, but RFK clearly is lifting a lot often.

I saw Obama play basketball. And, I mean, he clearly was a basketball player. He was playing with UNC. And, you know, obviously he wasn't as good as the kids playing at UNC at the moment. But it was like, also, if you saw me out there, I wouldn't look like I belonged on the court. He, on the other hand, was distributing the ball, reading the play. He was a genuine

basketball player, even when he got elected. He was young, too. I appreciate the president. That's a stressful-ass job. It is. It does make you look cool. Remember that, kids. It's true.

Don't smoke, kids. Is it the most difficult thing to quit? The most addictive? I don't know how you measure that. I don't know either. I've heard it compared with heroin. I've heard it compared with heroin. I've heard it compared with heroin.

I've never tried to quit heroin, but I've quit cigarettes. And I feel like part of my, I don't know, weird ADD, whatever's wrong with me. Whatever's wrong with me that makes me the way that I already am. I don't get as addicted chemically, I feel like. I feel not I don't get as addicted chemically I feel like I feel like it's like I don't have those people talk about the irritability and just like oh I really want one I really want one it's like you know I I smoked for years and years and years I missed it after a meal or something I missed the activity like and the the time wasting of it like when you're driving on a road trip it's really nice to just have something to do.

I don't know. I like that part of it, but I never had any withdrawals. With weed either. I was smoking tons and tons of concentrate before I got arrested and then basically went cold turkey for a long

time after that. I never really had any withdrawals of any kind from marijuana either. That's probably a bunch of weed. And then I stop. I'll get weird dreams. Oh, really? Oh, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because you don't get dreams when you smoke. And whenever you stop smoking and those dream chemicals or whatever was blocking the dreams dissipates from your blood system. They're not bad dreams. It's not like they're nightmares. It's just like weird. It's like your brain was backed up and it's giving you a ton of dreams out of nowhere. And they're vivid. I miss the edibles for sleeping.

In my experience, I fall asleep just fine. That's not the hard part. edibles for sleeping. In my experience, I fall asleep just fine. That's not the hard part. It's that if I wake up during that night, it's like, well, now I'm fucked. I'm not very good at falling asleep again.

But if I was on an edible, it was like a sleeping pill that lasted till morning. It just quickly got me right back down. That's what helped me. Time to wrap? Yeah, I guess so. Alright. PKN 517.