Painkiller Already - PKN 519

Episode Date: July 30, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Pkn 519, how you boys doing? It was a disaster almost at the smoke shop today. The smoke shop that I go to is adjacent to a big gas station with lots of bumps. I didn't see it happen, but they had some sort of a line rupture or something and gasoline was... And keep in mind, it's pretty hot today. Gasoline is flowing down the asphalt like a river toward the smoke shop And I'm like I'm in there, but hey, man, I Don't care to buy one get one free. Whatever. Come on Saw this there's a disaster like looming outside
Starting point is 00:00:36 I parked on the other side of the parking lot, but I gotta get out of here like as I was leaving the cops were coming in and like Blocking everything off and making sure nobody could come anywhere. Did you stick around a little bit to see what happened? Nah, I had this good weed. I want to get home. But it was flowing. I'm sure there was no disaster. I'm sure they got it put out because they were immediately like blasting it with some kind of foam and laying these mats on the ground that the fire department was. So it looked like they had. Were people like still filling up just still buying? No, no. Everyone, like you could smell it so strongly that everybody was like,
Starting point is 00:01:13 what's going on? That's gasoline. Nobody was retarded enough to be anywhere near it. Everybody was running away and escaping. I mean, I had to get my weed, but like after that, I skedaddled. You had to. The next closest weed store was probably 700 yards away. I'm not even joking. It is. It's about 500 yards away. It's across the street. And like, if you're driving in a car, it's eight seconds away.
Starting point is 00:01:37 It's eight seconds away. There's gasoline out there. The only reason I came here is because it's my 10th punch. So please. I got my good stuff though. This is great. This is THCA with like some other shit mixed in and it actually tastes like weed, which I appreciate after so much.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Berry pie madness and strawberry heaven. Like it's kind of nice to taste marijuana again. And that's what this tastes like. It just tastes like weed when it heats up. So it's pretty sick. I like, I avoid the over the top flavors when I buy stuff at the dispensary now. Like I just want it to taste like normal weed, even if it's a concentrate. So like when they try and sell me like some
Starting point is 00:02:14 grape something, it's like, no, like, you know, I don't want it to taste like artificial sugar. Just make it taste like weed. We doesn't taste bad. Just tastes, you know, floral. Yeah, it's a quiet taste, I guess, but it's herby. Yeah. But yeah, no disasters, though. I kind of wanted it to go off. Not really, but because I use that gas station. I already did. I don't want to see some shit. Were you practicing what you would have said on the news? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I was just coming down here to the the smoke shop. Try to spread this same thing. Same thing I told you, yeah. Oh, yeah. I was just coming down here to the the smoke shop. Try to spread this same thing. Same thing. I told you, basically. Just more. Yeah. You got to make the news.
Starting point is 00:02:49 I would love it if you like the long game. I thought of this smoke shop went up in flames. Get myself high. That was my this. This sounds a little insane, but as a kid, I had this fantasy about setting a fireworks store on fire. Oh, yeah. It's normal. But we'd be we'd be at the store. First of all, the fire store was such a treat for me as a kid because they didn't they weren't legal in Georgia. They were only legal in South Carolina.
Starting point is 00:03:16 So we had to be going on like movies and dinner kind of family trip for fireworks to be possible. But then on the way back to Georgia, I was like, please, please stop at that last exit where there are three fireworks stores. Please stop, please stop. And like maybe one in six times he'd stop and I'd just be in there. Yes. All the things, but I'd want to set that place on fire just to see, you know, what do you let you get? Whatever you wanted those one in six times. He'd usually give me a budget. Like he gave me like, I don't know, two twenties or something, you know, you get a lot for 40 bucks in a. Yeah, I'd be in there doing the math, you know, and figure that's one of the things that made me sort of conscious of how,
Starting point is 00:03:53 how at least commercial explosives work. And like what the charges were in them, because I was trying to get the most bang for my literal buck. And I'd be in there, wait a minute. That's 592. This is 207, all right, this one. This one, I'd be like getting the most bang for my buck. And I figured out that you could take, there was this, they look like the little, you know, the string of firecrackers you get. And the, yeah, each, it was those as individuals in a box.
Starting point is 00:04:20 And each one had cannon fuse on it instead of that wispy blow your fingertips off, like paper fuse and Those were the best bang for your buck I don't know what they cost but you could get like a hundred of them for a few bucks and you could With the cannon fuse you have a reliable slow burning fuse that you can trust It and it's waterproof too so you could put them in like a glass beer bottle and
Starting point is 00:04:40 Then fuck the beer bottles as hard as you can in the air and the whole thing will explode in a shot and like glass shatters, you know, if you time it right. If you don't, obviously you get hurt. That's back when M 80s were legal. No, no, even then I remember my whole childhood. I remember hearing stories about when M 80s were legal and when cherry bombs were legal. My dad be like, if we rolled a cherry bomb
Starting point is 00:05:03 up under a parked car one time, blew the fucking windows out of that thing. A cherry bomb meant business. It was a quarter stick of dynamite. Like, that's what I thought an M 80 was. It was a quarter stick of dynamite. No, I don't know. Cherry bomb was something special. I don't know when the pussies got to fireworks and started like watering them all down, But it happened at some point probably in the 80s or early 90s. Right. Do any of the states sell legal good fireworks? I just it's got to be federally over Overwatch by ATF. I seriously doubt that anybody has like,
Starting point is 00:05:37 you know, a high yield firecracker that you can just buy because I know my buddy, the guy who invented Tanner, right. He also loves, of course, commercial explosives like the kind that he puts on his own fireworks shows because he can just order that stuff. And oh, my God, his garage. He was like, you can't get these here. I had to order. He doesn't sound like that. You can't get these here.
Starting point is 00:05:58 I had to order them from from Taiwan. He's got all these gigantic Taiwanese bottle rockets that look like you would shoot them at some Palestinians or something They were huge But yeah, I love fireworks the but they're not they're kind of pussy made in Georgia There's no way to really I mean I figured out a line is gonna make them have good stuff Just going by the store North Carolina is bad, New Jersey's worse But South Carolina man, man, they've got
Starting point is 00:06:26 South, like, giant fireworks emporiums. All those are bad? Yeah, they're all bad because they all have the same laws. It's just like liquor stores, when you're next to a dry county, they'll build a giant, and I'm sure you've seen it, maybe, if you leave Hartwell and get on I-85 and go to Anderson, South Carolina,
Starting point is 00:06:43 there's a gigantic firework store called the Firework Warehouse and it's red and orange. And I mean, you see it from miles away, it's so big. I had a girlfriend that worked there to help get me a discount at one point. But still, like the pop of, their strongest firework is still bullshit because it's regulated. So I'm looking at it.
Starting point is 00:07:06 It definitely varies by law, although you're probably 50 milligrams of gunpowder seems to be the federal cap, which is probably what you're referring to. But there's some other ones. Let's see. Massachusetts bans all fireworks. California restricts fireworks that leave the ground,
Starting point is 00:07:24 which makes sense because of the fire danger there. North Carolina says 200 grams of black powder. Did I just say 50 federally? I thought 50 sound. I thought that's what you said. Yeah. 200 milligrams maybe. These are all milligrams. Am I saying grams? Oh, okay. North Carolina says 200 grams and federally 250 milligrams. So I don't know. I'm not making any sense. Yeah, 200 grams of powder though would be almost four ounces. You know, that'd be it
Starting point is 00:07:57 would it would be very it'd be it'd be a quarter stick of dynamite or something. That's a cherry bomb. I'm just guessing off the top of my head. That would be a lot, I think. Because, I mean, I've made little pipe bombs and stuff from gum powder, like with a, you know, four ounces is a lot. Four ounces is a lot. It looks like most states, like, you can get the same quality fireworks. It's just, like, a lot of East Coast, only Massachusetts has none. And they'll dress and they'll dress up that like tiny pop, that tiny black powder charge with tons of cardboard and nonsense. And you'd be like, Oh, look, this one's bigger. It's like, yeah. And with the art that goes bang is the same size across the board, more or less.
Starting point is 00:08:39 They all just use the maximum. Now North Carolina is in red on this graphic, which means non-arial and non-explosive fireworks permitted. So you don't live in one of the fun. Can you get sparklers? Georgia and Missouri are both green, so we can get everything. I think we can.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Yeah, sparklers are the most dangerous thing at a fireworks store anyway. Only if you like fuck with it and like wrap it up. Yeah. Like it's not inherently dangerous. Yeah. Right, but you take them off the stick, shave them. You can get yourself in the danger.
Starting point is 00:09:13 So I remember people in high school talking about doing that. And like even as a foolish young person being like, that's- I regularly use them. That's a bad idea. I regularly use those for videos. I didn't trust one of these friends. I I'm sorry if you disassemble any of the fireworks and put them in a pile of bullshit, they all get dangerous
Starting point is 00:09:34 You're just taking the bomb part of it and Bigger bomb in theory. Yes, but the problem with that is you the the the in most fireworks they use some sort of dirt or clay on either side of the black powder charge and so like getting the black powder out without Getting a bunch of dirt and clay in your like pile of black powder that you're slowly building over time is just impossible Plus you can go buy black powder at Dick's Sporting Goods They'll ask you a few questions, but then they'll get they'll hand it over And but but with with the sparklers, I can't remember if it's blue sparklers or green sparklers, but one of those, and it matters tremendously because obviously using different chemistry to achieve those colors and you don't
Starting point is 00:10:17 need to shave them off. They have metal handles, it's a tiny little piece of like bendy metal that they've caked the sparkler shit on. And you could buy these packs of them that were just it was like the Adam Sandler's pudding scheme. It was like, well, you can I can have this whole shopping cart for $190. Yes, you can fill a shopping cart for a couple hundred dollars. And then you can buy a couple spools of that Canon fuse, like 10 feet at a time over there for a couple bucks each. And you just take the sparklers, a handful of them,
Starting point is 00:10:45 a bunch of them, and you start wrapping them with electrical tape with the fuse already stuck in the middle of the cluster. And the more tape you add, the bigger of a bomb you have. And the more sparklers you add, the bigger of a bomb you have. I've made like hundred, multiple hundred sparkler bombs before and wrapped them up until they look like a football.
Starting point is 00:11:02 And it'll like blow the door off a car. Or like it'll make a washing machine turn into components of a washing machine. It'll be so loud that everyone in the, for a mile hears the bomb. How did you get away from it fast enough after you lit it? You just. Well, that's the cannon fuse again.
Starting point is 00:11:18 You have those coils of cannon fuse. And so you can just roll off as much as you want. Oh, okay. Why doesn't it just sparkle like it does on the stick? It can't get away. So when you've got, because you've got them all like touching each other, it can't fizzle anymore. And also now instead of burning slowly in one direction
Starting point is 00:11:35 from bottom to top, it's burning in all directions, in and out and up and down. And so very quickly it makes a big bomb. I would take like 10 of them, 12 of them and make little pyrotechnics for my videos There's a flamethrower video where I'm I'm burning a mannequin and the mannequin seems to be exploding for some reason It's because I made him a bomb because Kyle went to the fireworks store That is exactly and like by looking at that you can get get, Zach, if you could play that video, like those are sparkler bombs. If you find the video where I'm flame throwing a mannequin
Starting point is 00:12:08 and the mannequin's exploding, like pop, pop, pop, those are just sparkler bombs that I just take into his clothes. What was the biggest thing you ever blew up with it? Like an actual sparkler bomb? Like an actual washing machine? The washing machine, or maybe it was a dryer. I just remember so vividly being on the back porch, me and scott and it's a team effort to wrap it like like one person molds it
Starting point is 00:12:30 And sort of does this with it wiggles it sort of left and right while the other person is like holding a stick with the tape On it. So you're like the team effort to wrap this thing like a spider and uh, my dad's drink That's a different situation. That's all like legal fireworks actually. You know how long it took me to make that motherfucker? Hmm. It shoots back. I was hoping it would shoot back. It's supposed to shoot back.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Yeah, it gets you down prepared for it. Yeah, that's what the face shields for. It is not the video, but it's fun when nonetheless That's all like commercial fires because they're all pussy made. They're all bullshit fireworks that is But sparkler bombs will kill you I didn't hear much about people blowing their fingers off This most recent fourth of July and usually there's always at least a couple scary stories I think kids are doing different shit now, I don't know. I think that like, like, like kids aren't, aren't like marveling at fireworks anymore. They're like getting high and fingering each other or something like doing something. That might be cooler. Kids don't like bombs anymore. How can that be?
Starting point is 00:13:37 I don't know. I think they crack down on it, you know, I think they crack and they don't have someone out there in the entertainment sphere and YouTube, you know, promoting bomb making, you know, they don't have someone out there in the entertainment sphere and YouTube, you know, promoting bomb making, you know, they don't have those good influences. A child with both hands full of bomb components has no hands left for drugs. Yeah. If Dr. Disrespect had liked bottle rockets, it's done little boys. We wouldn't have this problem. That yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Kinda checks out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that vest and everything. You could have leaned into a fireworks sort of channel. I bet now's a great time to buy fireworks. We have those giant teepees and tents here full of fireworks. It's post-July 4th. Yeah. Do you know what my wife's shopping for right now? Christmas tree.
Starting point is 00:14:19 She's nailing it on the Christmas in July sale. Oh, I remember from last season, Woody, there was, there was some, some not so Christmas cheer going on in a couple of points where you were like, right. How many gingerbread houses do they have to be? Taylor, Taylor, the Christmas tree in the game of Thrones room. When do you think it came down? March. My sweet summer.
Starting point is 00:14:43 It didn't go down. It was two weeks ago. Two weeks ago. Wait a minute. You know, it waited too long. Now it's shorter. Now it's easier to leave it up. She wants a new tree. It's been up longer than it'll be down. I threw it away. We actually rented a dumpster, put it in the backyard and I thought it was kind of overkill, but it wasn't. We filled that bitch with like things that shouldn't be in the house anymore. I think you need to like introduce a hobby
Starting point is 00:15:08 around the end of November so that she's not into the Christmas stuff because how many trees is it? Like the fact that she's buying a new tree and I know for a fact she has five plus trees. Yeah, yeah. Well, one's kind of the main tree. That's the one she's replacing, right? I can't make sense of this. I don't have the leg to say it, but
Starting point is 00:15:31 she's... somehow I'm like, oh this is a half-race tree. We don't believe. Like, what are we even celebrating? Because, like, you know, you don't have, like, a whole mess of little kids running around nieces and nephews. Like, you're not the Santa of the whole family, the patriarch with the beard. He's like doing a bit or anything. There's really bit. Yeah. You know, I mean, like some families do that shit.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Like grandpa will be Santa Claus and like all of the family will have fed grandpa toys for each child and they'll have a whole little at-home Santa Claus that thing going on. But this is not the case. What? How's that? We you're not a Christian. You don't like Christmas. I never had a family member pretend to be Santa. I'd never even thought about that.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Santa was always a guy at the mall. When did you stop believing? Probably really early, right? I've said this before on the show. I think my mom shot me down at like age four or five. And I was like, is Santa real Santa real? And she's like, no, those came from your grandma and grandpa. And I was like, okay, how petty. And then just into school for years, seeing all these ruining all these sheep. I let them believe they're silly. So it's just a conspiracy theory for elementary school. It is the first one you learn is right. It's like I think the line to me about this.
Starting point is 00:16:46 What about that bunny or the tooth lady? That was the last day there was magic, you know, like when you when you the fact that you learned so early, there was no Santa Claus. Like I figured it out for sure by like seven or eight because I remember third grade refusing to write a letter to Santa. That was the thing by that point. You're like, I'm not playing your game. You think I'm dumb Well, I knew for sure by third grade enough so that like like even now like I'm not like Woody I'm on a fox hole. I'm throwing up to the big guy. I'm praying to the Lord Almighty and his son Jesus Christ
Starting point is 00:17:18 I've been washed in the blood of the lamb. Damn it. But On the other hand in third grade. No, no, not writing a fucking letter to Santa Claus. I'll write it to my daddy, because I know he's the one getting me that Remington 700 this year. There's no fucking way. And then they're like, just participate for the other children's benefit. Are they looking at my list? Are they going to be like, dissuaded to write their own list because I don't want to write a list? How about you let me write a list of all the animals I could think of or something you bitch Why don't we educate today? Why aren't we all making Christmas cards? What is this? The timeline from zero to 100
Starting point is 00:17:52 I had a Santa agnostic period where I was like, I don't think Santa's real but just in case I'm gonna make a list There's a bit of an unfalsifiable hypothesis, you know I can't just prove this guy. It's an error on the side of safety. No I just proved it. It sounds like you were being a little bit naughty there, Kyle. Not just bidding in the less.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Yeah, I don't know. I got my gifts nonetheless because there's no fake old man. But first of all, I wish there was. If it were up to me, there would be state-sponsored Santa Claus. We would have one. And he would be going around spreading goodwill and cheer, but only to the Christian children. What? How many Santas? It's like going to be like the postal service. You can have a lot of these guys. You know,
Starting point is 00:18:33 they got a lot of ground to cover. So we need a lot of fat old guys with beard who are interested in children. Yeah. Yeah. Want to help work with kids. I mean, I don't think you have a part-time finding them. We can always lean on the criminal justice system to like Stinting someone just well, he I'm sentencing you to be Santa Claus. Oh I made him a Santa. It's like no, you're not please give me the time They make you make you be Santa Claus girl on good because I just remember how magical that was the idea that there was a Magical man, you know somewhere who I was mailing a list of anything. I wanted it's essentially a god You know, they're telling you that they're not only is there a god but like we know where we know is a dress you want anything
Starting point is 00:19:20 Fuck yeah, I want some stuff. Give me that big list. Yeah, you're telling me there's an omnipotent man at the North Pole. But then you find out your daddy's the one who's going to have to buy all this stuff and you're like, well, he's not going to give me a Chrysler. Yeah. Like, why even write it? This is no way. He's the reliability ratings. I wish I had that fun magic.
Starting point is 00:19:39 It's a long time. I never even got to enjoy Santa at the mall as a little kid. Like, I knew that was every time I sat on Santa's lap at the mall as a young kid, because my mom poked holes in Santa right away. Like I knew I was just sitting on a man's lap. I knew I was lying to him. I knew he wasn't going to actually get me the toys. If I'd been your father, I'd have been like, here's the thing about Santa
Starting point is 00:20:06 Hey boys gather around Your mother's a liar She's what we call A saint nick denier. Yeah She's a real grinch. She's working in cahoots with the grinch And she doesn't want you to have toys because she wants Santa to give her all the toys. So she wants Santa's real. And I told him that you guys still believe, right?
Starting point is 00:20:31 You guys believe, right? Should I tell him? I had to pull that one. You would have been a good dad. He would have kept me in there. You'd all been like, yeah, yeah, tell him I believe. Tell him I believe. All right, I'll let him know.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Cause the thing is he won't bring you toys unless you believe. And so just know he's up there working on your toys right now Do you know how disappointed he was when he got up with a little what's that that? Maybe you guys didn't believe anymore He's been crying to Mrs. Claus The elves are sad, but I can tell them that you guys believe right? Oh, I've been a great Christmas for you that year Taylor and for years to come for years to come But he gives me a bill to this day, you might be like,
Starting point is 00:21:05 wonder what he's gonna give me this year. No. Just years in a row when I'm like single in my own house, nothing shows up, I'm like, fuck, I didn't believe again. When I was in college, I had a professor, it was a business school professor, and he referred to himself as the chairman at Bloomingdale's, like all the time.
Starting point is 00:21:23 And it was weird that he said chairman instead of chairman. Chairman. Right? He meant he was the Santa Claus at Bloomingdale's. And he just sort of like it for half the semester, let on that he was the chairman of that place instead. That's actually a pretty- That's pretty funny. I think of Bloomingdale's Santa,
Starting point is 00:21:42 I think of as a pretty upper-class Santa Claus. Like, I think that gig would be hard. Was he a convincing Santa? Do you look right? Yeah, apparently he was a member of like, there's an association. The fraternal brotherhood of Santa Claus is. Well, the distinguishing part
Starting point is 00:21:54 is the real beard Santa Claus is. He was like a member of the real beard Santa Claus is or something. So he was a top notch Santa. I didn't learn from some bozo. You think they're resistant to let lady Santas in? I'm sure they're completely not. Well, I mean, you'd have to be extraordinary woman
Starting point is 00:22:12 to have a real beard Santa. I don't know, I've seen some big bitches, you know, that they could pull it off. Well, maybe not with the beard. It's the real beard thing that's the lifelong commitment to being Santa. You imagine being a straight like cis woman and going on Testosterone for your Santa Claus job like like you're still unconvincing the kids are getting on your lap being like
Starting point is 00:22:35 Look at Santa's little woman hands. It's a lie Santa he doesn't even have an erection they always do Little creepy the Santa thing if you think about it. You know, it's one of those things that I've talked about before, how I get weirded out when children try to talk to me in public and I don't see their parent like right with them to understand the nature of how we came to be speaking. Like, you know what I mean? Like I want the parent to know if they look up and they see me chatting it up with their kid, I want them to know their kid walked up to me, pulled on my sleeve and started saying some shit that I didn't like.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Make sure the coast was clear, take a knee and start whispering in their kids ear. Very different scenarios. I need them to see how the conversation was instigated. It's rough. Every guy is presumed a pedophile until proven not to be. I mean, shit, you know, like the pedophiles ruined it for us. They did. You can't just be an innocent from loving.
Starting point is 00:23:30 I mean, I mean, even in our position, like genuinely, I would like to be able to like, I don't know, have younger fans of what we do or talk to younger fans that are already fans of what we do. I'm sure there are some. But literal creeps in the online community ruin that for us. Like, like, like, like, like, I mean, they really do.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Like, like, like, I wouldn't want to go play games with, you know, some 16 year old, even if he's a he's a fucking Tarkov killer or something. And he's like, mature for his age. It's already sounding bad. I could groom him to be a whole new kid. 80 would be... Dude, it seems like the percentage of pedophiles on YouTube or Twitch is higher than the percentage of pedophiles in general. I think it's the same. It's more's pretty similar. It's downright more quickly. Like, yeah, I bet it's just like the average guy working at the bank who's a pedophile
Starting point is 00:24:30 doesn't have a Discord channel that a bunch of kids are in or the access to them. Maybe it's opportunity-based, right? Like, here's what I think. I think if every man was a traveling salesman, more men would cheat on their wife. Just like the nature of that job, staying by yourself in hotel rooms,
Starting point is 00:24:50 away from the family, et cetera. Or if it's not traveling, make it an actor, right? Same sort of thing, you have to travel to do your job, you're alone staying in a hotel room at night, but now everybody wants to bang you. If every guy was a Hollywood star, the percentage of men that are unfaithful to their wives would go up.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Maybe being like a Twitch streamer is like this pedophile target rich opportunistic environment where like, I don't know, they just have a bunch of kids tugging on their sleeves, begging for their attention. And the ones that are all inclined to do that say yes. Yeah it could be. I mean they definitely have more access. It's the same reason like I think like like the uh priests who are pedophiles like a lot of those guys go into it because they're like
Starting point is 00:25:40 all right I want to be seen as like almost above reproach. All right. This is good for that. And I also want super close access to young boys. Okay. This gives me that. And so like, I don't think a well-meaning priest joins and then finds themselves doing that. It's like, no, that was that guy's plan from the start. Like that person got into that industry
Starting point is 00:26:04 in order to prey on kids. Because I think there's a little unsatisfied need there. You know, when you tell them that they can't have a wife and like a regular sexual healthy lifetime and you just starve them, it turns them into freaks. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you have to kind of be a bit. I mean, they knew what they were signing up for. It's not like, like, you know, when you when you when you sign up for the Marine Corps, you know, it's like, sure, sign that. It's not like that. There's a whole process. You do boot camp before you sign up.
Starting point is 00:26:33 You know what I mean? You go to seminary. Like, like, that's what. So you're all OK. There's no point. Like, by the time you get to the part where you're like, say your last vows or whatever and become a priest priest. Like you've been through four or five years of seminary, I bet. Like they've been asking you, are you sure forever? And if you're so I think there are definitely and I think if you go back
Starting point is 00:26:55 historically, then especially like I think if you go back like long enough that it's like, oh, this is the way. And I think they get a lot of pussy. I think that that's just bullshit. I think the ones that want pussy are getting pussy. I'm sure a lot of them are breaking Cranow's wife. Yeah, a lot of them breaking those vows. I'll end it.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Tola, you you're sleeping over, right? I didn't like that priest in the show. He was such a fucking reloader. I thought he was a great instigator. I like him being there to like be that like he was just fucking with Tony's marriage in every way. He was sort of like making a play for Carmella but more just making a play against Tony. It was fun. I liked him. He was he was I almost wanted Tony to like get a little smack or something or like threaten threaten him in some way that that'd be too on the nose for Tony. like, give him a little smack or something, or like threaten him in some way.
Starting point is 00:27:45 That'd be too on the nose for Tony. He'd threaten him financially or something. He'd have the paving union ruin the church parking lot or some shit. You know, you don't hear about like, Orthodox priests doing the kitty diddling thing. Like, well, Jewish Orthodox priests suck penises. Like, I'm talking about the So I hear is your contention that they're not doing it or that those bitches can keep a secret those I was saying you the priests can be married and have children and have All of that in like Greek Orthodox Russian Orthodox like those Eastern Orthodox churches And I don't really hear about them having that issue as much
Starting point is 00:28:23 Ties into my theory that yeah, some up a little bit trying to live that weird life or it could be that like The people who are gonna be preying on kids just pick something. We're like, oh no, I can't get married Oh, it's not that I'm like, you know you fucking pedophile. You know, you do have is a huge prevalence of these like youth pastors who groom these like 13 or 14 year old girls until they're 18 and then marry them when they're 30. That's like the move. That's something I'm not up to date on, the youth pastors and their groomery. It's almost as bad as MMA coaches and female fighters. Is that what they do in MMA? They oh, yeah, they they're grooming these tough bitches These I mean, I mean in the Eastern Europeans. I
Starting point is 00:29:09 Mean, you know, there's a lot of hot girls in MMA The problem with what you're saying Kyle is I like Rose and Pat so it's okay Yeah, it's okay the pedophilia worked out. He groomed her right. It's what what he's saying. Mm-hmm Wait, what what happened to Rose Rose? Were they maybe 16 and 28, 28, 30, something like that? And does that sound right? She's been at his gym in one way or another since she was maybe 15 even like really young.
Starting point is 00:29:40 And he like took an interest in her and trained her, coached her until she was old enough and then she was suddenly his girlfriend. But then in interviews she'll be like, you know, when they're talking about how long they've been together, sometimes that math doesn't come out exactly right. So he's been attacked widely by other fighters and people online for being a, you know, a grooming pedophile type fellow Being a bit of a groomer but on the other side he's really likable Kyle disagrees kyle thinks this guy's a ghoul I can see it in his I don't think I honestly I don't know
Starting point is 00:30:23 It's not for me to judge. Um, I feel like it's for the justice system. Probably they should probably get involved with with these past crimes Uh, but but yeah, it's super prevalent. It happens all the time. And I see it in. Youth pastors, because, you know, Reddit is loves to go after religious people. So they're like, look, look at this. Meanwhile, there's, you know, just awful things happening on their side. I'll never forget the picture of the pride parade with that that rainbow face demon man screaming
Starting point is 00:30:45 we're coming for your children. We're coming for your children! And he's like spinning a rainbow baton with a dildo on either side. Believe it or not to normal people we find that alienating. We find it off-putting. We don't like it. Just a little. So does the left. Anyone normal sees stuff like that and is like, oh, what the fuck? I'm not trying to drag it into politics, but I just saw a picture of her at the parade, at the Pride Parade. So it's like... Yeah, I get it, but like... That's how this happened.
Starting point is 00:31:20 I don't know. The right has like the KKK and such that they don't disavow. Because they're on the edges. He's disavowed him so many times, my friend. You know he has. He told, no. They, Trump, I've literally heard him be like, are we still talking about this?
Starting point is 00:31:37 Yes, all white supremacists, the Klan, the Proud Boys, the goo goo goo goo goo guys. Then he'll turn around and be like, David Duke, I don't really know that guy. He endorsed me, huh? Is he cool? Do you really see the KKK as like a real cultural thing in 2024 that needs addressing?
Starting point is 00:31:57 He did address it. He denounced them all. I think of the Charlottesville thing. This was years ago. That was what, unite the right KKK was it proud boys They were all trying to get the Confederate monuments and flags You know stating staying with people on both sides with what you look clearly what you had there was Some guys showed up with khakis on with like an organized thing and then there were other people who were like, holy shit
Starting point is 00:32:23 I just thought we shouldn't tear down the park because I ate my lunch on that bit. Yeah. I just, I just don't like the black, the comparison. That was the alt right neo Confederates, neo fascists, white nationalists, neo Nazis, Klansmen and far right militias got together at this unite the right rally. They carried Nazi symbols, um, Confederate flags, some of this stuff I don't understand. Dose volt crosses flags, anti-Semitic and anti-Islamic groups. Oh yeah, that's it. Lightning bolts.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Okay. The rally was amid the controversy generated by removing Confederate monuments in the Charleston church shooting by a white supremacist, I don't know, I'm scanning. But they do that thing every year and the president goes, come on. I don't know what you're talking about. Well, I just don't know, I don't know what you're talking about, I don't know why we're bringing that up. This is the Charlottesville Unite the Right rally
Starting point is 00:33:18 where they tie the band over that woman. Because you were saying, hey, do you really think like the KKK is almost real and I'm like well It was kind of real at Charlottesville when all these guys got together with their well You just listed who all the other people that it was and we I didn't see anybody with the hoods on I didn't see any Klansmen at that thing. I saw a lot of bad dudes with tiki torches I'm out of date. I well the Ku Klux Klan was it looks like the Ku Klux Klan the loyal white nights of the Ku Klux Klan was it looks like the Ku Klux Klan, the loyal white Knights of the Ku Klux Klan and the Confederate white Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.
Starting point is 00:33:47 See, that's the thing. There is no Ku Klux Klan like there's an MLB. You and I can start our own chapter. Is that Major League Baseball? Yeah, it is. All right, I'm just saying. There's like a commissioner and like a chain of command and they got an LLC somewhere, probably a bunch of them.
Starting point is 00:34:02 Like you and me can start the RSK branch of the Ku Klux Klan. You'd be the grand wizard. I'll be the grand Cyclops and Taylor. I don't even get to be one of the grand slayer of the dark. I don't know. You wear a big metal pot on your head with only one hole. Sick. I think there's a parallel here between the left wanting to distance themselves from real but embarrassing members like Gay Pride Parade, Dildo Baton spinning people and the right wanting to distance themselves from their real and embarrassing. Harder. But like, I think it's wildly different.
Starting point is 00:34:40 Not even close to reality. One of them is, yeah, I don't think that's close to reality. Like one of them is largely decried by everyone. People who are like, oh, like any actual like Nazis marching around, everybody didn't like that. But then you have like, people waving their bare penises around at kids at like state sanctioned parades in every major city across the country. And that's encouraged by a lot of like mainstream left politicians. It's not even that, it's not even that. They had a unite the right impromptu thing one time, eight, nine, nine years ago, right? Nine years ago.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Somebody was murdered when they stopped it. It was a specific thing to protect Confederate monuments. I'm sorry, I was still going. Okay. So nine years ago, they had this awful thing. I don't remember any politicians being there. I don't remember them like headlining the event. Every year, we have an increasingly scarier Pride Parade
Starting point is 00:35:32 in every major city. Not just in a tiny town in Charlottesville, was it North Carolina? I forget, genuinely. Is it Virginia? Somewhere in the world. Yeah, not some out of the way place we've all never heard of, or at least I hadn't.
Starting point is 00:35:47 But in every major city, we have one of these Pride freak parades. And every time I see photos from them, they're like, oh, they cherry picked that. That was anal fisting day, don't worry about that. And it's funny, but it's true. Maybe be it in major cities, you guys are closer to it.
Starting point is 00:36:02 I watch a man get fisted on the streets of a Pride parade. To me, this Pride parade is something that exists like in San Francisco on the other side of the world. Maybe you have one in Atlanta. They're everywhere. Yeah, I don't think there's one in Raleigh. If there is, I just don't know about it. Of course there's not one.
Starting point is 00:36:17 There's not one in Charlottesville either. But my point is, I don't think comparing the two is fair. And if anything, what the right is trying to do, it's not like one group. It's just sort of racist in general, I would say, that the right should distance themselves from. And then Christian nationalism is... But then who's going to vote for you? Once you get rid of all the Christian nationalists and all of the racists, you know, we've only got like 8 million voters at that point. So you got to, you can't be turning people away at the door.
Starting point is 00:36:53 We're a restaurant here. We're open for business. That's what it says, you know? Yeah, they want to be a big tent. Yeah, big tent. All right. Come all you faithful, that sort of thing. I guess that is what democracy is. I mean, to make the big. But from the left, it's not even the gays that that or the gays.
Starting point is 00:37:11 I have a problem with the gays. It's the crazy like it's the kids stuff. It's the kids stuff every fucking time. And they'll be like, hey, there's nothing to be ashamed of. It's like, I agree. Have fun doing it. Why are there's children watching you do it? Oh, they love to watch that one's crying What why is that kid wearing a speedo what the fuck yeah, are you walking around naked? Oh That is those child pageants who which I fucking despise as well those little girl beauty pageants
Starting point is 00:37:43 That's creepy ass shit. that's some creepy ass shit. That is some creepy ass shit and no one should be behind that. I mean, should we make a business man doing business when he does it? But anybody else. Kyle, I know you and I are speech absolutists, but I think we need to draw the line at child pageantry.
Starting point is 00:37:59 You down, you gonna be shutting that down? Sexualizing minors is, I'm a hard pass on that in general. I think kids should be kids. I think that they shouldn't I I mean they shouldn't be informed on any concept of like Sex or gender or sexuality at any age like when I grew up there were like tomboy There'd be like some girl who didn't know that she had a vagina and that we had dicks and she'd be wearing overalls and throwing mud clods with us all but it didn't mean that she was a boy yeah or that she was gay you know that girl's married she was a pitcher she was incredible athlete she was just a big boned girl who was raising a family of boys so that didn't mean she was a boy
Starting point is 00:38:39 yeah yeah okay yeah she couldn't pitch baseball I don't know shit maybe you were really painting her out as like one of the boys. I was like, I'll see if I can find a photo. I'd have to dig around on Facebook somewhere. I don't know. That's her full name. She is a big bitch. It was like, oh, my God, you are bodacious for a white girl. She was like five foot ten, maybe one hundred seventy five pounds.
Starting point is 00:39:03 And an athlete's build build it seems like. Like a real, yeah, tremendously athletic build. I can't say. Very powerful. This particular girl, but softball girls are the only athletes that are below average in looks. Not all of them, there's hot softball players for sure. But if you just like grab a random girl
Starting point is 00:39:20 off the softball team, that bitch isn't concerned about her body fat. That's a powerful woman. She's a female linebacker. It's true. It's true. Those girls bulk. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:29 They, uh, they, they don't care about any of that shit. Uh, they are catcher in high school. Bless her heart. Her mama owns a McDonald's. So she's, she's fine. I think that maybe that's how she got to look like that. That was a big girl. It was crazy though.
Starting point is 00:39:41 We had a girl whose dad was the dentist like town dentist rotten teeth rotten out of her head Really? Yeah, terrible. You know why that happened? I don't know probably because they were cheating pieces of shit that build their up their daughter's own fucking project when Kyle built his own with his bad damn hands That pissed me off to know when it still does to this day that little girl was in a wheelchair And our project was some built some medieval times shit, and I built it I built a stock a stockade with my own hands I built it out of two by sixes one by fours old rusty hinges, and I painted it all black Her daddy built her one that could have been on a movie set
Starting point is 00:40:21 Rolled that bitch in next to the one that eight-year me had fucking made me his own goddamn eight. This is third fucking grade. Dad sat behind me obviously like I was power tools and shit, but like I built that thing. He was like, yeah, push it. I drove every nail and this crippled bitch with her rotten teeth and her dentist daddy came in there with this stockade that looked like he had hired someone to build even it was so good Taylor it was huge a great it would house a grown man mine was child sized of course it was you were a child i was a child do you think that the maybe like not brushing your teeth is how you rebel as a teenager if your dad's a dentist. She was eight.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Oh, I guess eight. Yeah, that's just bad. That's like a kid. You guys, when you see that in public, and I know Woody probably thinks this because it's fat. But when you see an unbelievably fat kid, I saw the fattest little Mexican kid at the grocery store a week or two ago. And it was to the point of like, the kid's mobility was altered, like maybe
Starting point is 00:41:26 like five, five years old and like waddling. Like, how are you, how are you as a parent not like embarrassed to be out in public and just be showing like, Oh yeah, me I'm abusing the hell out of my son, his joints are ruined. That example's borderline child abuse. Yeah, I will give kids a chubby pass, you know, like a lot of kids might chub up a little bit before puberty, then grow out of it. And, you know, and, but there seems to be this thing now where like this body acceptance type deal where everybody's fine and oh my gosh,
Starting point is 00:41:58 you don't want this girl to start worrying about her body fat at 16. What? Start now, start now and do it for the rest of your life. It like you're going to be fighting the battle of the bulge until you're 77. So I remember our good habits. I remember one of my teachers telling the girl to get off a desk before she broke it. She was 125 pounds. Like that's how we handle thing in there.
Starting point is 00:42:24 Are you six? 125 doesn't seem that much for an adult. For an That's how we handle things in the early 2000s. Were you 6? 125 doesn't seem that much for an adult. For an 18 year old. For an adult woman? Well, she wasn't 18. We were in 10th grade. Coach White, he's the guy who told me about the Spartans and the Hittites and just would
Starting point is 00:42:38 always get me real fired up with his lectures on history. Might have been 11th grade. But because I remember prom was a thing. But anyways, get off that desk before you break it big girl big girl but it was like she's not big at all like things no I like that was she a little like was there so 125 smoke show if it's the right build and height and such right um but if he's calling her a big girl. Maybe he's, he's don't want to know. He, he was a mean man who didn't want to.
Starting point is 00:43:09 Okay. He was just, and also like, no reason. And also like, if you look at, you know, the fashion of the time, you needed to be awfully skinny. If you were a lady, every, all the models were, were like this. Stunk. Yes. Blondes with, you could see their hip bones, you know, that was that it was before.
Starting point is 00:43:27 I guess Britney Spears was taken off at that point, for sure. And so I always despised Paris Hilton. I like why did you watch it? Did you watch a reality show? Maybe a night in Paris? Sure. I've seen it a few times. No, I saw the life, the picture of them like the American. But that what's that painting called where it's the guy with the pitchfork
Starting point is 00:43:50 and then his wife. Oh, yeah. American Gothic. American Gothic. Yeah. Where they kind of redid that with Paris Hilton and what's his name? Nicole Richie. Yeah, I remember them doing like a fish out of water reality show. Is there? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I watched all of it because at the time I was probably 15 or something. It was like taking them on a farm and then the farmer being like, all right,
Starting point is 00:44:11 I care that pale up to the creek. And then they'd be like, oh, this is so grody. And then she just seemed like she seemed like a walking stereotype. She seems like exactly what you would think she is. That's what she was, or at least that's what she put off. She didn't want to reinvent herself as like, actually, I'm pretty bright. I'm a designer. I'm a very rich person. I'm white.
Starting point is 00:44:36 She didn't go on. She was just like, yeah, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm rich as fuck. And I don't need this shit. And that was just her thing. She was just I'm rich. I'm stupid. I'm vapid. I look down on you. That was like her shtick.
Starting point is 00:44:50 And so how can you like that? She wore that shirt that said like, stop being poor. I remember that. See, I was way older. So I always saw it as like a reality, like very much a fake thing. The other one, Jessica Simpson. What did she think that like, oh, chicken to the sea,
Starting point is 00:45:08 she thought tunas was chicken or something like that. But there was always kind of, in my opinion, like a sparkle in her eye that she knew she was making a joke. Yeah, she knew that was tuna. She knew chicken of the sea was tuna and she was just having fun. She had a window where she knew Chicken of the Sea was tuna and she was just having fun. She had a
Starting point is 00:45:25 window where she was one of the most beautiful women on the planet. I think she peaked when she did Dukes of Hazard because she got in... The early 2000s were also famous for the fitness routines that people would go into for a role or for a part in a movie. And Nicole and Jessica Simpson went on this ridiculous fitness, uh, thing for that movie where, you know, she's, um, she's Daisy Dukes, you know, so she's wearing those shorts with like the top and everything. That was a, that was a fun movie. I think it's got Johnny Knoxville and a Stiffler in it. They've got the general Lee, of course, with the Confederate flag on the top.
Starting point is 00:46:01 And they go to a college campus at one point for some reason, and everybody's screaming at like all the racist stuff and they don't get it they don't understand why everybody's offended it's good no it's it's not a race car looks like one though i've never seen a second of uh no the original show or and i didn't see that movie either don't have to get on out of here What if the jokes of hazard is the name of the show? It is and it's the titular Dukes are the Duke boys. Their last name is Duke Do you know their names? What do you watch the show Bo and Luke?
Starting point is 00:46:39 Yeah, so Bo and Luke Duke were brothers or cousins or something and it seemed like the premise of the show is they would stop bad guys from doing bad things, but they were also wanted by the law for fun crimes, like speeding. And driving too fast, jumping in their car, stuff like that. And in this universe, if you could drive your car past the county line, the cop would just have to slam on the brakes and hit his steering wheel and get
Starting point is 00:47:07 really frustrated about it. So there was always like a bridge to jump or something to safety and the cops are Roscoe Pico trainer. Get all upset. It was a goofy show, but it young me, I was like the target audience for it. I loved it. I almost bought one of those cars one time. It was like a kids comedy show? No. It was an adult show. It was an adult show that would not stress your mind at all. It was a silly. It was definitely for adults though. You know you had Daisy Dukes like as the sex appeal and you had I guess the Duke brothers were too if there any ladies watching
Starting point is 00:47:43 but they were just hot it was hot rods and pretty girls. I would argue that the show hit on a couple different levels like it was definitely meant to appeal to people like me who wanted the toy and then have your dad watch it too and want the girl. Yeah I always wanted that car but now you couldn't even own the goddamn thing without getting vandalized. What did you guys watch, like with your parents growing up? Like if it was like family TV night with my mother and I would spend tons of time watching TV land. I liked TV land with like green acres. I still have the theme memorized.
Starting point is 00:48:19 I can do the Jaja Gabor part and everything. New York is where I'd rather stay. We watched that Beverly Hillbillies and then like later and a lot of the Discovery Channel shit and the Learning Channel shit we would watch together. All of the History Channel documentaries, like all of the Discovery Channel, I think at eight or nine p.m.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Wild Wild Kingdom or some shit would come the Discovery Channel. I think at 8 or 9 p.m. Wild Wild Kingdom or some shit would come on Discovery Channel. I remember the intro was like wow It was like lots of different animals like running around like sprinting doing their action things and then in like Music playing was building and then so we'd watch lots of that animal planet shit And I liked the learning channel. We would always watch the surgeries like Like, I don't know, I was probably 11 watching of a sect to me. They would on the learning channel, instead of like, I don't know, queers getting coffee, they they would have instead of my 10,000 pound life. Yeah, they would have two tons of this actual surgeries and with no editing, it's just like alright, turn the camera on.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Stop art, start operating OK, and they'd be doing like cataract surgeries where they you know, pull that thing out of your eye and replace it with that little disk and seal it all up and it'd be intense. I remember I definitely saw the cataract surgery and I definitely saw of
Starting point is 00:49:44 a sectomy before performed That's interesting that your whole family was cool enough with those kinds of videos that you could watch it as a group So we we had um satellite because that was the only way to get cable television, but it only had one receiver So all right, I had two we had two receivers one was in my parents room and the other was in the living room It's like these are both your rooms. Yeah, you couldn't spare us But no, so I had like bunny ears in my room growing up And so I would just watch I would usually be in there by myself Watching just the Fox lineup, whatever it was like all those old Fox TV shows. I want since whatever it was. Like all those old Fox TV shows I watched. Dark Angel with Jessica Alba. She was like a half-cat, half-woman superhero in post-apocalyptic Seattle. She's kind of
Starting point is 00:50:32 like a Spider-Man character where she sort of jumped along rooftops and fought crime. We watched movies growing up. My father always had a guy who like owned a VHS store or some sort of video rental thing. And this was before VHS had clearly won and became the dominant thing for 15, 20 years. So we own Beta, we own VHS, we own Laser Max, some other LaserDisc that I can't think of. We bought all of them, we, I had anything to do with it. But yeah, we had them all at one point or another.
Starting point is 00:51:04 And like I said, we could go to the store and just pick out any movie you want as many as you want and just take them home and bring them back. Were your parents strict about what you were allowed to watch? Not at all. Not at all. We're watching horror movies, giving us nightmare. We're watching fucking pretty much sex flicks, giving me
Starting point is 00:51:25 other nightmares, I guess. And I remember I had this thing like every time naked women were on the screen, I'd blow raspberries and like look away. Like I really wish this wasn't happening. Oh, we are doomed together. And we have goons together. But you know, between my own ears, I knew this is the highlight of the movie. Yeah. Oh, this sucks. Just good luck.
Starting point is 00:51:52 It was hard to get everybody in my family on the same page for like a movie. Oh, we had, can I jump on? We had a movie voting system. The Woodworth movie voting system went like this. My father got five votes, my mother got two, and my brother and I each got one. We were- Wow. It always worked out.
Starting point is 00:52:11 What the fuck? He can't even win. You can't even win? No matter what he picks, you have to watch. That's so awful. Damn, your dad rocks. Jesus, that's a terrible system. He would disagree with you.
Starting point is 00:52:32 He loved my mom and my sister were like, they had their own, they kind of wanted to watch the same thing. And my dad and I kind of just wanted to watch the same thing most of the time. My mom and my sister watched tons of soap operas, young and the restless, like every day they would record young and the Restless and watch it together. And even you knew if the TV recording got fucked up, it was gonna be pandemonium. If we didn't find out what Victor Newman was up to,
Starting point is 00:52:54 it was gonna be a problem. And my dad and I always kind of like, I still love documentaries about the wars and history and whatever. I could sit there and watch an hour on English archery and all the different techniques and the strategies and various battles and fletching. I could learn about fletching for a half an hour and be entertained, but they never liked all of our educational programming. So there was usually, I think that was a big part of my mom and dad's like the friction in their marriage was the TV
Starting point is 00:53:26 Hmm and how either just couldn't stand the educational programming and he couldn't stand young and the restless Okay, it wasn't that at all. It was it was more like she would feel like he was watching too much or Or or like she's like the dishes weren't washed but but he was watching TV. And so they'd have big arguments about that. And that's that's a way I remember it, because I remember he destroyed it at one point. He's like, OK, no more TV then. And he destroyed that. Was that a day for you and your sister? It was a little it was a little dark because he shot the satellite dish like three
Starting point is 00:54:02 times with the shotgun. And so it was like it wasn't like he turned the bitch off or cut the cable. You can go get a new cable like that. But he blew the fucker away. So then when inevitably baseball season started and mom's like, I want to watch the Braves. They're in the playoffs. Oh, now it was TV time. He would wait until she wanted TV again.
Starting point is 00:54:22 And then you have to call at the time it was probably was probably prime star because it's like 90s and the prime star man shows up to put a new satellite in and he's like what? What happened here? This is some unusual wear and tear I'm not that good, but I'm enthusiastic. Dad's like, we've been thinking meteors. Real little metal ones. I'll never forget the guy went, really?
Starting point is 00:54:53 I'm like, no! I shot it! At least he didn't sell you down the river. He's like, yeah, my stupid son watched some documentary about shooting satellites off the roof. And then he, that's why I got rid of him. No, he never throw me under the bus like that.
Starting point is 00:55:09 He'd own up to shooting satellite. It had it coming. Yeah. And we'd watch a Cosby show, which can't even have good memories about that now, knowing what old Bill was up to behind the scenes. But in like high school, that's really when Mythbusters was in its heyday, when I was high school age.
Starting point is 00:55:31 And so that was the go-to. And it was on constantly, if you remember. It had already, by that point, probably two or three seasons in, and it was so successful. That's all that Discovery had on for huge blocks of the day. It'd be like, tune in 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. for MythBusters marathon. Then, you know, one thing about sharks and then back to MythBusters. Junkyard Wars. That was such a cool... Junkyard Wars was younger. I remember watching that in the 90s. That was middle school for me. More of a kid. Yeah. And but I was young enough that I've said this before. Like, I... Hook Line and Sinker fell for young enough that I've said this before, like I hook line and sinker fell for junkyard wars where I'm like, Oh, thank God they found a working airplane engine
Starting point is 00:56:15 right there, you know, next to the clearly, you know, uh, stock fridge. They should have called it scavenger hunt. And, uh, and then you wouldn't have felt so cheated by when they made a football cannon that could shoot a football a thousand miles per hour. It's like, isn't that like a football cannon there in the junk pile? Holy shit. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, we're done. After junkyard wars, sometimes robot fights would come on. And what I imagined in my head was always so much cooler than what robot fights really was
Starting point is 00:56:40 because they'd be like, like someone would go out of their way to be creative and they'd be like, these are the Johnson's, Steve and his son, Alan, with a bipedal robot. We've never seen this kind of machine here before. It's incredible, little clunky, little, we're gonna see if he can stay on balance. And then here, Hadesuke Chanaru and his son, Eijon, are going to use their undefeated bot, which is the most boring,
Starting point is 00:57:07 Roomba-looking thing in the world. It's just incredibly slippery, and it has its cool weapon is it has a slight edge on the front that it will tip you over with. And then it sucked. I hated that. The guys with the saw blades, they hardly ever won. The cool ones that like had treads, they didn't win. It was always the flattest, most bullshit one with either one sharp thing or a flipper that ended up doing good. Yeah, I enjoyed the robot fights. There's been like two or three different iterations. It's still happening now. Every now and then on Reddit, I'll see a clip of like utter devastation. You know, something gets hit just right or I always like when they Had the hazards in the playing area so that they could end up in some weird corkscrew
Starting point is 00:57:50 Shit or burnt or something like that. I have a piece of trivia. I'm dying to tell I just looked it up to make sure I'm right. Okay, Jamie from Mythbusters built a robot for robot wars named Blendo and He wanted to build an unbeatable robot, but he wasn't allowed to compete because it was deemed too dangerous for competition. It looked like a half of a landmine, like a dome with a spinning, not a blade,
Starting point is 00:58:15 but like something smaller and more durable than instead of sharp. And I guess it just spun and hit things and they said it was too dangerous. Blendo. I wanna look. Blendo. I want to look up Blendo. Yeah, I love that. I love heavy robot.
Starting point is 00:58:32 I love mythbusters. Mythbusters is a show because they're honest about the fact that they don't like each other, that it's just a straight up working relationship. And if they're honest about that, it leads, it leads me to believe they're honest about everything you know, I mean they could easily fake some sort of like friendship and and and like Do continue to do business together and both of them would have made more money, but they're like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:58:56 That's a In a long time. I think I might go over here and you go over there and you got my number, right? It's the other guy. I have a number Is the other guy Adam I'll give him my number. Is the other guy Adam, Adam said? Yeah. It took a while for Adam to get Jamie's like respect. And actually it took a while for Adam to get my respect to come out of the gate.
Starting point is 00:59:17 Jamie was always doing like repeatable tests and learning and almost doing science. And Adam would just whip in together shit boxes and lost all the time. And then by surprise he'd win now and then. And after a while, I think he learned to be his match. Yeah. And Jamie was always, always humble in victory. I liked that where they'd be like,
Starting point is 00:59:40 you crushed Adam in the fucking robot off. And he's like, with that long mustache like yeah well it just shows the power of calculations or some shit like that meanwhile Adam's like how many balloons can I tie to this knife but you needed both of them to make it a good job I like that redhead bitch and I like dude there was one chick the fan of her. There was one chick, the fucking circus chick was the best one ever on the blockers. The blonde one? Yeah, with tattoos.
Starting point is 01:00:09 Zach, show us some of the sexy ladies from the buskers. There was one where they were trying to float a child or a man or something with balloons, right? And it turns out if you put the balloon on a string, it's almost impossible, there isn't enough room. But if you put a lot of balloons on the same string, then you can have so many helium balloons that'll lift a person.
Starting point is 01:00:26 At the end of it, they had to pop all the balloons. So most people have like pins or knives or whatever. This chick is blowing fire out of her mouth, just blowing out all the balloons with like a dragon breath. It was a bad ass. She's probably been to the beach before, find out. She's probably been to the beach before find out Is that the one i'm talking about i'm not it might be
Starting point is 01:00:57 I only remember the redhead and the japanese guy. You know, the japanese guy died. I do grant Imahara, I believe his name was rip to grant. What did how did he die? Something samurai attack? Samurai attack ninjas got him I think he was like 75, right? No, at least. He just looked that way. No, he was 49. RIP
Starting point is 01:01:18 to Grant Imahara. He was always good too. Intracranial aneurysm. A brain aneurysm. That can come for anyone. There you go, Zach. This is a good picture. And she's even doing some sort of electrical
Starting point is 01:01:34 pickle like experiment. You know, in her bra and panties and a lab coat. It's a great time. They once did an experiment. And they put something in her pants to like detect both the odor and the sound. And she managed to go like all day without farting and like prove that girls don't until the end when she let one rip. That's good. This was a great show.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Any more from that set? You can send those to me. Just go ahead and pop those over. Put those in the group chat. Well, I think we should probably call it there. We have a hangout in just a few minutes. We do. I have to eat. They're already in there. There's like a dozen there. So people waiting. PKN 515. 519.
Starting point is 01:02:20 I don't know what they're waiting for.

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