Painkiller Already - PKN 521

Episode Date: August 13, 2024

Pk in 521 sup boys. Not too much. Yeah, I become with you Kyle. Basically a professional Elden Ring player at this point. Not in terms of talent, but I do it full time. I was gonna say you've been putting the hours in. I'm messing around on Tarkov and I'll look over and it's

like Woody's on Elden Ring like he was on Elden Ring this morning. Yeah, are you close to beating it? And I'll look over and it's like Woody's on Elden Ring like he was on Elden Ring this morning Close to beating it I'm like hundred percenting it maybe and it's a huge game. So I don't think so. I think maybe past halfway But halfway to hundred percenting it is you've been playing a lot. Yeah, so yeah, yeah, I'd be quite the master out of it Maybe 110 hours over 100. I think with the version of you right now Dominate the Woody that tried to kill that boss on the page. Oh my god. Yeah Yeah, I am Like one of the core aspects of the game people don't play it is you when you roll you have a few

invulnerability frames So what happens to new players, including me, and including me still sometimes, is you panic and you're like, roll, roll, roll, get the hell out of here, roll. And that's what I was doing when I played that guy. I had some well-timed dodges, but now I'm a little better at keeping my cool

and rolling when you're supposed to instead of just panicking. I'm glad you found a good game. Everyone needs a good game from time to time. Dude, my whole YouTube feed is filled with this game. There is a really good Elden Ring YouTuber community. And some of the guys are genuinely funny and they've just slice and dice this game,

finding new ways to make it interesting that it's good content. I watch it. Yeah. It seems like it has legs, like it's going to stick around for a long time. That game, like, because there's so many ways you can play it, like Skyrim. It seems like Ellen ring took off in a way like bigger than Dark Souls ever was, at least in my little universe. Yeah. And then one game of the year.

Wouldn't know who's handing that out. Who decided here? I think it's like IGN or something like that. Like I don't know. There's a there's a major award show for Game of the Year every year. Yeah, never watched a game. Dark Souls ever get it.

I don't know. Yeah, I somebody I was watching a YouTuber and he said he played them in one most of them this year. He got into Dark Souls three and then played Elden Ring and then went backwards and he's like by the time I get to one It's like my characters walking in mud. Everything's so slow. It wasn't fun for him So I don't think I'll go backwards, but maybe the next one. Maybe I'll play the DLC Yeah, it sucks when you find a game that's in that Kind of pattern that you like, like Dark Souls or like Fallout.

Like I if I would have been into Fallout when New Vegas came out, I would have really, really enjoyed it. But playing for and then trying to go back to New Vegas, it's like, ah, now the magic isn't there for me. Like it just looks ugly. All the quality of life changes they clearly added in four are not there. And so it's just almost like you have those are mods. No, you can get them, I think. Yeah, you can make New Vegas as much of an FPS as fallout 4 is. I've never been as bad in a shooter game as I am in Fallout trying to aim things.

Like it feels like you almost accelerate as you're like looking more in one direction. Like, it's not like you have a static movement like an M16 in COD. It's like you hold the left stick for one second and now you're moving this fast. And now you're accelerating into your turn. And so you like, I could not get a kill with a gun other than using vats. And so like I was in a fight and vats ran out and I'm like, well, we're out. We're out of, we're out of hope. So my bill, this is my bill.

There's some mods that make combat better, but if you're into that, then the new thing is fallout London. They've been working on fallout London. I sent you the trailer. I sent it to you all. You sent it really boring. We didn't look. Yeah, I was like, look, exciting way.

Yeah. Put a funny picture. Wowzers. Like big eyes open. Yeah. I want you to say like, penis is coming. No. So the modding community has been working on Fallout London for, I don't know, four or five years or something like that.

And it finally released and it's like a full on game. I was watching. Who is it? Who's the I've been watching videos of it and it's fully voice lined and and it's a whole new it's a whole new game I don't know why is it Bethesda yeah do we have any vibe for how they feel about this they don't care there's been huge there's also a fallout Miami like like these those guys have been the modders have kind of had free reign to do shit like so Bethesda has nothing to do with this. This is no, no grassroots. Although I've played mods before, that'll be like. You know, they'll add a new vault to fall out for.

So like, I don't know. Now there's a vault in this cliff and you go down. There's a whole storyline with new characters and new data entries and it's its own content, but this is a whole new game almost Almost this is I've heard people say it's better than just fall out for. I like I was. Oh, I'm sorry. The voice acting is pretty good. I was shocked because because that was just people like volunteering their time and effort and be like, I don't know about this.

It's like a thousand. You know, it's a Bethesda game. So there's all those trees of dialogue that they've gone through and done. I like that Bethesda is allowing it. Like in my dreams, they're enthusiastically encouraging it. Like, you know what? They gotta buy Fallout 4 to have Fallout,

is it New London? Yeah, London. London. London. So, you know, why would we dislike this? People are gonna buy Fallout 4 to check out this game or it'll make the Fallout franchise more popular. Sometimes they do that. I'm trying to think there's another one. Oh, Arma 3, right? Arma 3, they built DayZ on that thing. And I think they took the approach of, well, they have to buy Arma 3 to play DayZ. No one's buying

it otherwise. So they were cool with it. But on the other hand, well, they have to buy Arma 3 to play DayZ. No one's buying it otherwise, so they were cool with it. But on the other hand, Minecraft, they hated modding. I got letters, they were gonna sue me for it. And they didn't sue me. But it's like, I don't know why you're against this. People definitely buy Minecraft to play online and you don't even offer it. Was that when, that was after Microsoft owned Minecraft,

right? Right around that time, I forget who owned it when it started, maybe under both. OK, so I remember that being so I never got into Minecraft. But when that guy is not right, is that his name? Yeah, not. Yeah. When he sold it, I remember the Minecraft community being up in arms and being like, no, don't sell your creation to the evil one. And like, apparently it is still doing fine. Or is it not as good now? I don't know.

I think it's I think Microsoft's been a good steward. Like Colin still plays it. So I see it over his shoulder and barely kind of keep on top of what's new. They have good mods. It's good. It's well done game. And they leave the servers alone now good mods. It's good. It's well done game. And they leave the servers alone now, which I guess is good. I don't know. My game. There's a few good developers. How much younger? If you were 15 years younger, Kyle, do you think you would have been all in on Minecraft? I think if I was 10 years younger, I would have. I was, I was super into gaming when it came out and I thought

it was so lame and so like just so stupid and how old do you when it came out though? I don't know 25 or something maybe a little bit older But but you gotta understand I was full-time like gaming all day every day and not not just for fun But like for content and still I was like you What is it if you were 11 and it had come out like I mean, seen as you get 30 and he. I'm kind of with you. When it first dropped, I also was like aggressively against Minecraft.

It was getting popular, was getting views, seen as just creating this thing seemingly. And I'm like, this is the dumbest of the dumb. People would craft a lot of TNT and make it explode. And I'm like, why would I care? This is so stupid. Like I don't care. And then I played with a guy named Mike Onslaught a lot. He's like, what do you play with me?

And he became my little Minecraft tour guide, chop down a tree, set up a crafting bench and get me going to the nether world. And then I turned, I was like, all right, I changed my mind. I liked this more than I thought I would. But I don't know, even as a kid though, like I liked quake and I liked like, like shooting that one, arcade shooters and stuff like that. I didn't, I didn't really want to go craft.

Do you remember rampage? Rampage where you could be like a giant lizard or a giant gorilla or like a couple of different titles. Yeah, I played that at the arcade. Yeah. yeah, I remember like at a pizza place near my grandparents house. They had that and I would play on console. This for sure. I definitely played on console on console Sega. It must have been on Sega Genesis or Sega Saturn because I remember playing that. I remember like the pre-rendered background cities that you were

smashing up and stuff like that. Yeah, that was a fun game. How did you play? Were you a monster trying to smash a city? Is that I think so. That's what I remember doing I remember that or you could do versus multiple monsters and there were multiple monsters I think you could be like a it was probably trait not trademarked or anything So there was like a fake Godzilla and a fake King Kong. It's like yeah There was some sort of stegosaurus or something that you could like Shot some sort of acid or something out of its tail. I don't remember

Godzilla remember Hang Kong Is you remember that alien game where you were the extraterrestrials and you were like burning kidnapping people and burning cows and stuff Arcade game I never played that one. It was a console game like like. It was you were the extraterrestrials in a flying saucer. And I remember terrorizing cows and maybe people like maybe shooting them with a ray gun or something. No, I did not play that. You think that's what started your your fear here? Phobia. My fear for those aliens goes back to just tons of

media. Like I'm telling you in the 90s, it was a thing. Fox had like three different TV shows about it and I watched Aliens goes back to just tons of media. Like I'm telling you, in the nineties, it was a thing. Fox had like three different TV shows about it. And I watched them all. Like every Saturday there'd be like an Unsolved Mysteries type show where Robert Stack would come out of the fog and he'd be like, has one of your loved ones

been taken by extraterrestrials? They may very well have a nice story. And I'm like, oh shit. Maybe I should call Mike. We want to watch shows because I'm like, oh, we want to like chose. I remember like every other commercial in the 90s being like your kids are probably smoking cigarettes, the most evil products on earth. And like that was I don't feel like there's any anti smoking movements anymore.

I imagine nine year old Kyle just talking to his face. You fools. You're looking down for quicksand. Look up. That's where the real danger is aliens. I remember being in fifth grade and talking to my teacher, like Ms. Harrison, I was like, did you watch the X-Files last night? She's like, yes, that was terrible. And I remember it was the peacocks. It was the incest family that was like that beat the sheriff and his wife together with baseball bats.

And they were all like fucking their own mom, who was like a parable or a quadra amputee, who was like one of those, you know, those creepers you used to go under a car to like work on it. Yeah, she was like she was on a creeper slid up under like a cabinet or maybe a bed. And she was under there. She's like, God, a creeper slid up under like a cabinet or maybe a bed and she was under there She's like I got three good strong boys Show mama strong. Yeah that's what she sounded like she'd been a car accident and they all took turns like ran a train on her and At the beginning she's giving birth to this. Yeah, this is an X-Files episode then the beginning

she's giving birth to this mutant bloody, this is an X-Files episode. In the beginning, she's giving birth to this mutant bloody fetus. And one of the brother daddies is like, like retard crying because you know, that's still it's because they know that it's too deformed to keep. So they go bury it alive in the muddy baseball field out back and then the children discover it while they're while they're playing This is not what I thought the X-Files was about. The X-Files is a fucking good show. I mean, that's so much more intense. I thought it was like Isn't that the show where it's like Scully, Mulder, go investigate the fucking

the Pyramid of Memphis where the Bass Pro is. No, it's not like Scooby-Doo. It takes itself very seriously. It was a wildly popular show, especially around its fourth season. And Mulder and Scully are not like, there's a little humor, but it's light and dry. It's it's it. Mulder has a porn addiction, so there'll be this sort of his joke whenever she's like, oh, you're doing research because he's got a pile of VHS is like research. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like turning to turn his TV off and like hiding his porn

out. Is it all the time? All are or mold mold or mold. There he's the one who believes everything right. Where someone can just be like, there's ghosts in my basement and he's like, Scully, we have to get on this drop everything. She's like, just because we proved ghosts exists last episode doesn't mean that they exist this episode.

His mantra is I want to believe and Scully's mantra is my flashlight was dead and I was unconscious. I didn't see it. Does she never see it? Oh, I'd be so frustrated if I was Mulder. I mean, like toward the end, she has to start seeing some shit or at least she starts noticing patterns. She's like, I don't know, everybody did disappear. I didn't see them poof

or anything, but they like, eventually she starts buying in more and more, but Mulder will straight up see the thing. He'll be like, fucking Dracula. And Skelter would be like, Skelter will turn around way too slow. Like you tell a woman to look out and she goes, huh? Come on. It was Dracula. You're going to do a spin really fast. She goes to Dracula or there's an episode where like the aliens fly over in a fucking big ass spaceship, just like twinkly lights and shit on the bottom. And he's like, oh, and Scott is unconscious. There's one where he needs to be holo or something. Dude, there was, it was a running joke early on,

early on that their flashlights would always either die or they drop them or something. And they'd be in a dark hallway with like full of aliens, but they can't see them. Man. So Mueller and or Mulder and Scully are investigating like Hills have eyes incest, rapes and mutilation. Well, it, it wasn't that they'll get called in sometimes as a favor to someone in the local area, or sometimes they'll be assigned to something by their boss, or sometimes Mulder will take an interest because he combs sort of there isn't any internet yet, but he'll comb the news headlines for interesting cases that he thinks might have something to

do with either stuff he's interested in. He's like overall conspiracy thing with the government and their alien conspiracy stuff, or it'll just be like a worm man, a fluke worm man who was born in a one sewage tank of a nuclear Russian nuclear submarine. That thing was scary. The fluke man. That was a scary one, too. There's a lot. They were genuinely scary.

Like there were a lot of spooky episodes, especially to like a 10 year old child. I think a lot of adults, it was scary, but to the intro would come on and I would be scared. I couldn't watch the whole intro. I had to like look away at certain points because there was a there's like a face that like, like melts and it's like, do do do do do do do do do. Oh, this is still too intense. Oh, my favorite show. Oh, but not this part, not this part. OK, my favorite. Yeah, next one.

This is funny. It's a very, very good show. It's not like a goofball silly thing. They want a lot of Emmys. They they did a really good job. I enjoyed the individual episodes, but I missed too many to follow the like subplot that runs throughout the seasons.

And I'm like the cigarette smoking man, is he on our side or what? And what does he say? Is that who that is? Well, it turns out, right? It just seemed like there was a whole lot of subtext, like a, you know, the plot that carries over across the years. There's a big plot that carries on from episode one to episode 250 or whatever.

It gets a little convoluted, but basically there's a secret cabal who have made a deal with the aliens. And they're like, hey, can we be pets? Like, we don't wanna be like exterminated. We'll be your boys. Like, we'll work with you. And so they've been working

and the whole alien abduction thing I think is They're coming up with a way to defend themselves in secret against the aliens. There's multiple factions. So There's biological warfare going on. They're creating alien-human hybrids to be resistant and they're trying to create a weapon against the aliens in secret while pretending like they're a weapon against the aliens in secret while pretending like they're Working with the aliens and so you can never really tell exactly what's going on and then it's cover stories, too. So Being a pet is a great idea. I like that concept like it It might think about the second most powerful animal on the planet. It's probably the dog

Because he's my buddy If there's like whatever Kyle his dog in the woods Like the biggest mistake you can make is fucking with that dog Yeah, I saw some on black people Twitter somebody tweeted like like man I'd love to come back is like an upper middle-class white family's golden retriever That guy's got the life. Oh, yeah. They're like, that's not even a dog that eats dry food. That's the mom is like mixing in fucking sweet potato mash or something.

And it grounds turkey, giving them tasty food. I do that for my dogs. I make them a whole little little thing where they're dry. You make a little treats. Yeah. You'll be like, all right, everybody get in a scrambled egg and then. Yeah. Yeah. I'll do that with eggs. I'll mix eggs in, but I'll mix like chicken broth or,

um, always wet food into their stuff. But sometimes like, if anytime there's leftover meat or something or meat scraps, I'll just cook, cook up a bunch of like steak trimmings and put it in their food. So they always get some kind of fancy dinner our dogs are on borrowed time and it's It is really like they're having incontinence issues now and I started googling it and all the answers are like Oh senior dog with incontinence. There's probably so much fucking wrong with that dog. Just kill it And I'm like, huh, any other advice? Same advice, same advice, same advice.

Everyone is like, put the dog down. And we're like, not ready, but Great Danes live eight years. Ours are like 13 and 11 now, something like that. That's insane. Yeah. That's so much older than that. I didn't know it was eight was their expected life.

That's like living into 110. Yeah. So I don't, I don't know. I I'm afraid that we'll take them to the vet and it'll be like two for one sale in euthanasia. Oh God. No, hopefully not. You guys were just saying how it would be good to be pets and now you want the aliens Googling, uh, my humans cranky. What do we do? Oh, it holds your human. Oh, he's 41. You may as well kill him. He's just,

he's just frustrated castrated. All right, I guess we'll just kill him. Yeah, damn, 13 years old. Is that the oldest one you've ever had? Yeah. Ever, maybe, Jesus. Right, I think our yellow lab student, maybe they made 13 also, something like that. I mean, for a Great Dane though,

that's really, really old. Our other one died at five. It just had a heart attack. It seemed healthy and everything, and then one morning it just died. These Pomeranians. 16, longest living. 17.

Yeah. You're getting there. Three more years. Three more years and you can- We're going for the record. Give the figure. It's the Maggie Mae here. I think God forgot about Harley.

Yeah. He's just chilling at 13. Man, I bet dogs already have rough joints a lot of the time. Being a dog that huge, that old, you're probably just feeling creaky. Yeah. So the one, the 11-year-old, if I have the ages right, but if they're not right, they're close. He gets around pretty well.

He looks good. He's happy. He's all jiggly. The other one, like, it must have been, we train our dogs to sit, like five years ago, we're like, we will never ask Harley to sit again. That looks like it hurts. And even now, she walks around like she's on tiptoes, kind of, like everything's ginger ginger when she gets off the couch

You know how dogs stretch when they go out there not my dogs. They're done with that shit Up off with their straight legs. Oh They're all Yeah, well in the elderly dog discussion Kyle house. How's your clan? I don't think you have any old dog Yeah, actually Toby isn't even old busy. He's like 10 something, right? I've got the Toby's a year and a half, but I've got the old Malamute. He's that's the one I'm thinking of my bed Yeah, he's old and sick, you know always something with him Yeah, but but he's he seems happy and he gets his kibble the rest of them are quite young and then Murphy's brand new

He's still a puppy Murphy just figured out stairs. So that's good. Don't be Gary. I'm up and down the stairs anymore. What is he again? Pomeranian. Oh, I bet it's trickier for dogs that small to figure out stay Sit at the top looking down like it's a mountain Always seven pounds, can you just pick me up and do this for me forever? He's the cutest little dog of all your dogs. I love little Murphy. He's Murphy. So looks like a little raccoon. He's adorable.

He's is he passed the like nipping at your nose and stuff? Oh, he bites. He bites a lot. He's very bitey. He bites. Oh, no, no, he bites a lot I Would say he gives you 75% of what he's got, you know Like make you bleed he gives you he'll leave indents in your hands and if he gets your ankle it's like ah Like I have to keep my when I sit on the couch I very quickly tuck my feet under like a blanket or a throw because he'll bite my toes so hard that

This isn't like you ignore the puppy because he's like teething like first of all, he ain't a puppy no more He's a he's he's got balls and and like he bites me so hard that I'm like, oh he got me. He's got he's got little joe That's what I call my little toe And he'll have my whole goddamn big toe in his mouth and he doesn't just bite and like nip and like go he bites and shakes Like he's trying to tear the toe off or like kill me. What a little shit head He's yeah, you gotta shut that down. Get a spray bottle or something. I don't wanna hit him. He's so fucking cute. At night in bed, he crawls up and sleeps here.

Like under my chin, with his head on my pillow, breathing his soft little puppy breath into my face. And it's fucking cute. It's so adorable. I can't not indulge him. So he gets his own fancy little little feast every day. And I don't know, I carry him up and down the stairs constantly. So that's my favorite dog. Now I like that little fucker. You stack rank your dogs.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have like a weekly, you have a bulletin board, weekly power rankings, keep them loaded. I mean, Toby and Murphy are just always neck and neck at the top. And the other two are just down just in the dredges. Just like, like there's less place right now and what they do consistently underperforming you downy. Yeah. So underperforming. And you're losing to the one that bites me. They're more like cats.

The other two dogs are more like cats than dogs. They want to go off and do their own thing. And even when they're close to you, they're still at a distance. Oh, are we sitting down now? I'll sit over here. And it's like she wants to be in the same room. She doesn't want to be touching. She's going to be like in your lap or anything.

The other dogs are so goddamn cuddly. It's overwhelming. It's like too much. They're all over you all the time. I'd rather have that issue than a dog who didn't want to cuddle and be close. Have you seen those don't always want to cuddle, but they're not the ones who make that decision. Yeah. Oh, do you feel like being by yourself at the foot of the bed? I say no. Here you come.

Those bingo cats are fucking cool. They're like $2,500 Did you ask not one of those instead of the adorable little? Pup that is Murphy could still get long, you know like my cat world though. The cooler they get the worse their personality Do you know anything about bangle cats? I think I think if raise, I think you'd want to raise it with like dogs. You know, and it would be kind of like a dog cat. And I think they only piss if they're not fixed. That's like territorial marking that crazy spray fist thing the males will do.

But I don't know a ton about cats, but I know Landmark has one of those things and he'll like grab that that it's huge It's like it takes up his whole screen when it lays on its back in his hands It's it's like he's got a mini links or something like that. And it's a it's a gray and black. It's really pretty Yeah, they're cool looking but like they're just not They're not a dog. They're not like loving like, do you remember? It doesn't work out.

You know, yeah, you can just throw it away. Kill it. Feed it to Murphy. Yeah, that'd be good. Make him strong. Do you remember like Anthony Kumiya when he was on the show once he had one of those giant links or whatever as a pet, those like Bengal cats cats is crawling around.

It doesn't it doesn't even look like a fun thing to play with. Like I'd be nervous around it because I always assume a cat's going to attack me. Like at some point when I see a cat, like if it does anything other than just typical cat stuff, I'm like, that thing's thinking about how to pounce on me. Yeah, it's thinking about me inviting me right now because this isn't a good pet the way dogs are.

Dogs are like ecstatic to see you. Love you. They're mischievous. Not cats. I've only, I've known two people who had cats and one of them bit me and the other one like watched me from afar like I was a predator. Yeah. Yeah, they suck. They're the worst. Of the second place of the two major pet groups. Those are regular cats. I wonder about these fancy bingo jungle cat hybrid things that are going to be more dog like and more like hanging out. Why would they be more dog?

I feel like Woody's right. Like the bigger one on Tick Tock give in. I give up. I saw one on Tick Tock that was raised with dogs and the cat barked. It was one I'll tell you what I've seen like that. I Guess cougars it was not Not pets but like a zoo cougar they raised them with yellow labs because cougars naturally have a pretty bad personality They're grumpy. They're aggressive. Hmm, and they're like

they have a pretty bad personality, they're grumpy, they're aggressive and they're like, what is it called when they're aggressive because they're scared? There's a term for it, fear aggression. What am I doing? And the Cougars get these fear aggressions. So they raise them with yellow labs who kind of teach them not to be such assholes.

And I wonder if that would work with Bengal cats too. It could, I guess if it works for Cougars, like a Bengal cat, like 10 steps below that. So yeah, if you can get it to act like a yellow lab, then it would be a good pet. But then like, cause yellow labs are great. All dogs are great. Even though like worst kinds of dogs are still all right other than pitfalls. Cause they, their problem is they harm all the cute, nice. Oh, which is I've been meaning to bring this up.

There's this thing I learned that mostly pit bulls do, but all dogs really. If you have a seizure around your dogs, they have this predator prey response that sort of overwhelms the fact that they're your buddy and they maul you to death. Yeah, sometimes in pit bulls case, you don't even need to have a seizure. You can trigger that by running after an ice cream man or yeah, baseball in the park.

Google seizure pit bull attack and you'll find like case after case of owners who like oh, he's one of the good ones though And then they then they have a seizure and the dogs like oh shit, and he kills them He likes malls them to death or like eats their ears off or like crazy shit because they're it was an autofills access Yeah, I got just another reason why I mean you don't want a pit bull You don't want a pit bull You don't want a dog that can like whoop your ass that easily I can I can beat all my dogs to death if I need to I know for a fact they got nothing Some of those big pit bulls. It's like man. He's gonna he's gonna ruin me by the time this fight is over

That's the thing like your objective with an animal is not just to win the fight because I think we can win a lot of fights. I've often been like, every bird on earth, fuck that bird, I'll kill it. And they say, no, what about its talons? It'll pierce your forearm. Right, that's survivable. It will suck, but that bird's gonna die.

Still, if we're talking about the pet in your house, I don't wanna survive with a main face and a missing ear. Like I want it just to be easy win. We want this to be a blowout. Yeah, exactly. You wanna come home and there's a stain on the carpet. Muffy went rogue, baby, I'm sorry. What do you mean Muffy went rogue?

She's a 12 pound pantheon. I'm telling you, baby, the look in her eyes, I just started stomping. Oh man, you're right. You look up pit bulls and seizures. There is not a lot of good press around these dogs. You believe it or not, overwhelmingly negative, these guys. Huge amount. Nothing triggers their prey response as much as young

children. Other dogs smell and warn you when you're going to have a seizure, the pit bulls like, dinner time. They have some kind of weird prey predator reaction where they just maul you to death. Yeah. It's this weird thing where they're a breed bred for fighting and they do that. It's crazy. One of nature's modern marvels.

Why are these Bichons so small and fluffy and useless? Cause we made them that way over a long period of time. Why do, why do pit bulls bite and tear toddler faces off? You ever seen a pointer dog like like a bird hunting dog a pointer dog? Yeah, they don't even have to be taught. They're just like they'll just do stuff like that. We had a rabbit in the house too and the dog would just sit there and point at it like eight hours a day. Like leave him alone. He's in a cage. I know where he is. He's like, you guys did not give me a difficult life. He's there.

You want to know where he is now? He's there. Ask me later. I'll re-up on where he is. Yeah. Fuck those dogs. Yeah. Hate pimples. Although in the interest of freedom, guess, I do think we should all be able to have large tigers and animals. I don't think you should be able to restrict that. I don't think I should need a zoo license and have to move to Florida to get

the raccoon that I desire. If you have it in a zoo, I think that's fine. You know, so the thing about classifying, like, could I classify my house as a zoo? Yes. Yes. There you go. I have an at-home zoo. Never allowed to leave. That's how some of that ATF paperwork works. He's like, well, I got an at-home gun store.

Another year on the red. Yeah. Like, I'm kind of joking, but not really. That's how like most that's how it works. Nobody's buying terrible. I've never had a customer. Did you guys see the Whistling Dixie Cybertruck video? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, it was pretty. I didn't know Whistling Dixie Cybertruck video? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, it was pretty, I didn't know Whistling, I'm sorry, his name is Whistling Diesel. I didn't know about his YouTube channel before, but apparently he buys trucks and destroys them all the time. This is like, today we're gonna test out a Dodge Ram, and then he just puts it through a torture test and kind of wrecks it. And he put an F-150 up against a Cybertruck.

And I wasn't that surprised at the results sure enough someone setting out the destroyer truck is successful so that's cool it did seem like the trailer hitch wasn't attached for it to anything strong in the cyber truck it was like cast aluminum or something it also like jerked you know there was that moment when like he was he was under strain from the truck and then the truck sort of went down a hill and they accelerated a little and slack got into the chain of the rope or whatever and then that slack pow like came back

out and it was this huge moment of like jerking the back end off but it wouldn't do that to a fucking anything else i'm with you so there's two things one. I'm pretty sure that's That it was only the finishing blow. It actually broke before then are you familiar with this? No, so he was driving over I don't know what a five foot tall concrete pipe is called. Is that a culvert but Is the dead end. But anyway, you guys have all seen like the underground four or five foot tile concrete pipes

that use for sewage and stuff. And he had a bunch of them next to each other. And as he drove the cyber truck off, the trailer hitch dropped on the pipe. Now I have a lot of off-roading experience and this is like a good thing. If your hitch hits, then you know something solid hit and nothing's gonna be wrong.

It's totally fine. But on the Cybertruck, after the truck dropped on the hitch, it pointed upwards and there was a panel gap that wasn't there before. You could see it was a little bit broken. So then when he tried to use that hitch to pull the f-150 it ripped the frame into that's Man trying to find out in the video now it's almost like they made that thing in a computer and then got it on the road and

How it was so fast? I'm not surprised that the thing tore tears apart like it like it does. I am surprised that it's they seem to have this issue where something weird will happen it's different things and it'll just be like ah the computer in your server truck would just say I I'm broke into the service center and it's like wait but but but what broke don't worry about it send me on and it's and it seems to happen and put people out of Out of their vehicle. That's a hundred fifty thousand dollar fucking truck for like weeks and weeks at a time at least Exactly. You show this you can't even take it to the car wash

Right. There's well, I think there's a car wash mode Yeah, you know, yeah, and and how does it work in heavy rain? Do you need to put it in car wash models? Yeah, and and how does it work in heavy rain? Do you need to put it in car wash puddles? Yep, you ever like steer into those really deep puddles on the edge of the road and make it spray and you're like Ah, this would clean my tire wells out better not in a cyber truck So this is kind of small to see what happens really but it does show you he drove off this thing and the hitch Landed on one of those concrete blocks and that broke it. And I dropped my Tacoma hitch on stuff. Like it honestly, I'm at 500 times.

Like it doesn't damage a normal truck, but this one, it does. Yeah. I just watched the part where a huge part of the cyber truck breaks as he's trying to pull the F 150 off the the thing that he was talking about. Well, I mean, who would have guessed that this truck isn't practical for actual farmwork and shit? Like, obviously it's not. Yeah.

Yeah. The lamest people on earth are the guys who have Cybertrucks and they're like, see, it does truck stuff and they have like TikTok tock fucking channels devoted to validating their truck. They'll be like driving through mud puddles and uphills and shit and Taylor don't drive up a hill that you could make it up in like a 1995. Christ. Yeah.

Like just give a little speed and you'll make it up there and a sedan, you know, like a front wheel drive Acura. Yeah, for real. Like it's, it's not that it's like you didn't do anything. It's not a truck truck. That is an oddity on wheels. That is a six figure bad decision.

That's what that fucking is. You can get so much of any other vehicle. There is no worse deal in the automotive market than the Cybertruck. It is aesthetically so ugly. I will never back off of that. I think the Mazda doesn't even watch row or whatever loses like 80% of its value after three years. You can pick one up for like $27,000. Wow. I've thought about getting one before because it's like a hundred and $15,000 car and they're really grand after three years. What is it called? Maserati Quattro? I think that's what it is. It's something like that.

There must be a reason. I always imagine just the maintenance like it's good. It's going to have all sorts of gizmos going wrong and like timing out, and it's going to be $500 a week to just keep the thing rolling. But it's a slick car. Dude, every once in a while, I daydream an exotic car, like a Ferrari or whatever, right? But then you learn that, oh no, this is, oh, I'm sorry, I see you're correcting your title.

So they're gonna be like, oh, look, this Ferrari, that'd be fun. And then you learn it's like $1,200 for an oil change or something wild like that. And I'm like, oh, this is a white elephant. I thought there was just an initial purchase price, but no, the, this is a white elephant. I thought there was just an initial purchase price, but no, the problem with owning a white elephant isn't the initial purchase,

it's feeding and caring for it afterwards. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I can't believe how cheap these Maserati are. They're beautiful, right? Like, if you think of the- They're really cool looking, and this is a 2019 with 40,000 miles and it's 30 grand. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. They'll be a few years old with a few thousand miles

And the interior is very nice, too They're really slick looking cars when I see one on the road. I'm like, ooh, that's fancy car But no, it's it used to be it used to be for a brief window. I think it's the number one like depreciating car on the road like I'm sure there's some like depreciating car on the road. Like I'm sure there's some like examples of super cars that you pay some ungodly amount and it's only valuable to you. But as far as production cars, I think that's the number one depreciating car on the road.

It looks good. The Internet says four grand a year in repairs to keep it on the road. What the fuck? Wait a minute. I don't drive very much. I'm like, maybe it wouldn't be for me. I don't know. I mean, that's it's three.

That's its own shitty car. Yeah, you could get like an old war Civic every year to get a new 2000 for you every year or you might cost on a Maserati on the cyber truck. I'd respect cyber truck owners if they you know, said it is what it is, right? You know, look, look, I get that this thing isn't great at towing. Because the battery wears out so quickly. And I get that it's not great at off roading. But I think it's cool. I like this. It

is my version of a Plymouth Prowler You don't have to like it, but I think it's neat if that's what they said cool But it seems like they're generally thinking they've got the coolest truck on the road when That's an El Camino Yeah, what's cool about a novelty truck the only the only thing that that truck can do it I guess I'm sure it accelerates very quickly. Yes electric But there's a Ford Lightning. I oh that which one's faster is it and is the Ford Lightning faster than the

Than the what is a is that a truck for light? Yeah, it's an electric key Ford yeah. Yeah, it's a sporty electric truck that Ford made wait. It is electric, right? It is now. They make a hybrid F-150 and actually it was on the list of like most repaired cars, but it was still really interesting to me because it has an alternator on there that can power like an RV and such. So you don't have to have a generator with that. I was like, that sounds dope. to have a generator with that. I was like that sounds dope. It is a generator. Yeah so but no I like that. I really like the idea of I think hybrids are

going to be more and more commonplace going forward even if it's just a little bit of electric. You know that would be great to have in an emergency just a little bit of electric just 50 miles of electric or some electric that kicks in for those stop and go moments. One of the things and they've been doing this for maybe 15 or 20 years now, the cars that every time you stop and go, they turn off and turn on. I'm like, that's got to be hell on the starter motor and the and tons of other stuff to just start the car over and over over and over over and over That can't be good for that can be good. I used to think that but at this point I'm like Everyone says that and no one has starter problems

Maybe Ford and Dodge and whoever beefed up their starter and it's not a seldom used thing anymore I guess so but but it just seems like tens of thousands of startups when normally you'd have a few hundred. Yeah, both of my cars do that too. The Zach said his cars do that. Yeah. What was I gonna say?

Oh, so my wife used to have a Toyota before it was struck by lightning. And it was kind of cool because you could press the brake pedal extra hard and it would turn the motor off, which gave the driver a little bit of choice into whether or not the motor turned off at a red light. The deal is about seven seconds is the brake even.

If you're going to stop the engine for less than seven seconds, you were better off not stopping and starting it. Like you use more fuel to get it fired up again. And you as a human has a lot more information than the car does. You can see like, oh, this lights about to turn green. This is more, I'm gonna be here for a minute.

Just turn off and save fuel. But my truck doesn't do that. It decides poorly. Yeah, I see more of the cyber trucks on the road now by more, not like I don't understand more than zero, but it's not like I have to imagine the people like driving on the same reason someone would like driving a Maserati like all the competitors are better. A lot of it's eye catching.

Look for the same price. You can get the you can get the electric Hummer. That thing's like 100 to 125 thousand dollars or something like that. And it get the electric Hummer that things like a hundred to hundred twenty five thousand dollars or something like that And it's an electric Hummer. That's fucking cool way cool in the cyber truck. You can definitely get the f-150 Lightning that I don't know if it's faster, but it's fast as fuck and it's a Ford So I just trust that more about an h1 Remember the Hummer one like like Arnold Hummer like yeah, gigantic one. Those are still pretty cool.

I like with the exposed bolts heads. Yeah, on the outside. Those are stick. Those are so much cooler in the cyber cyber truck. Bring those back. Bring the H1 smack. Those are eight miles a gallon. Who cares this sweet?

It's eight gallons a mile. I should think the Bronco looks dope. A friend of mine has a Rivian and he loves it so much. Is that the bottom left one? Yes. I don't like the front of that one. Which way? So the I kind of don't like the front. Also, I hear you. However, the grill that you see on most cars, that's for cooling.

So if there's no engine there that needs to be cooled, why not just have something more aerodynamic? Like I get it. I think that- Because we're pretending. You know what? The Hyundai has a sports car that it's electric and it plays audio of engine revs,

not only in the car, but outside the car for everybody else to hear. It goes, ah! And it's tuned, and it's tuned. I think it's electric so we can just accelerate in this straight like band. But instead it's, ah, can you turn it off? Do you know? I'm sure there's modes for all that shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But on the speakers outside of it, go going around, just bothering people.

This is the F-150, right? Most popular car in America. Their V6 doesn't sound like a V8. So the speakers play V8 sounds when you rev it up. If you open the door, I think it turns it off. And I've seen you two is like demonstrate the difference with and without. That's so stupid. That's so embarrassing.

Like if you've got a V6 or a V8 or just own it, just own it. I, I, the Camaro was doing a V6 lease for like $300 a month with no money down a couple of years ago and it was like, nobody wants to drive V6. Like, like, like we're kind of fast and furious like life. Are you living bro? A hundred. Like a hundred. Like I couldn't agree more. Like you guys are both more car guys than me.

But the idea of like two cars that look identical, one being cool because it's V8 and one being gay because it's V6. It's like, first of all, you think any of the girls you're trying to impress with that care or no? Not really. I'm trying to impress girls that care? Yeah, they were no, not really. I'm trying to impress girls. Trust me, the height of the chili here. Well, when I pick them up from when I pick them up from high school

and then they hear that VA. Yeah. You got speakers on the outside and play. Those aren't speakers, ladies. That's real American. That's real American. Hey, everybody, pop those IDs out for me. Stricter played off, but that's not exactly street legal. So let's keep it on the down low. Yeah. When I drive a stupid V6, I have to drop to middle school and they're like, wow, you can drive like I'm cool. Jesus Christ.

Yeah. I don't understand who you're trying to impress with, like the engine of your, like, unless you're racing cars. Like if you're one of the people we have on the show who's like, what, why do you like cars? Well, I like racing them across the country. Okay. You should probably have a VA. You should probably have a fast engine, but for a normal person, why? Like, why do you care? Nobody's racing on the street. Who's not already like, I guess a retard is the kind of person who would race on the street. I don't know. I have things in my life. You're not racing on the street.

I like owning them. No, my car's not fast enough. Now, there's a class for for for different vehicles. It's just like like like Grand Theft Auto. You could race. I mean, the Taylor, is that what you drive? The HRV. The 60. Oh yeah.

There's a big group of HRV guys who race for the pink clips. It is the most who gives a shit car you can imagine. Like I could blend in. I heard some guy in a Highlander talking shit about you, Taylor. You gonna put up with that? Toyota Highlanders just thinking they're better than a lot of this shit? No, the Toyota Highlander is a better car than mine.

It's a better grab for there's a rap for out there. I mean, I think rap for us are pretty good. Okay, I'm better than afford focus. Yeah, you got all wheel drives. I don't slip on that. Man, it was when I had that 300, that rear wheel drive 300 with a V8 Hemi. That's why I'm so against those, because that was the dumbest thing to buy ever. It was so loud and so any amount any amount of slips. It's a silly looking car. It's absurd. It is.

I was very nice. 300. It's the big body one, not the... What year was yours, Taylor? Eight or nine? No, seven or eight. It's the one that's trying to look like a Bentley or whatever. I don't remember. Yeah, I think it was 07 or 08.

Oh, okay, thank you. I somehow couldn't forget. Year seven? What is he talking about? Is it a chariot? Yeah. The thing that was great about it is the inside cab is literally a living room.

It's a living room. It's the last thing you need. I like it. Yeah. It was all black. Well, hang on a minute. That's a fucking Bentley. Yeah, that looks way nicer than what I was talking about. Hang on a minute, hang on a minute. That's a fucking Bentley. Oh, yeah. That looks way nicer than what I was. So the thing is, the thing is the Chrysler 300 is trying to look like the Bentley. Oh,

they changed the nose on a. Oh, maybe this is a new one. So Chrysler made the 300 to rip off the Bentley. But if you've seen him, see him next to each other, there's a comedian that has a joke about you can see him next to each other, there's a comedian that has a joke about you can see him next to each other. Then you realize which one's the Chrysler three hundred. But I can't tell what these because they look like they put some shit on them. Yeah, that was the most absurd, impractical car on every level that I've ever owned. Was it a V8?

It was a V8 Hemi. It was so it was it was it was so much quicker than you thought it was. It was a 5.7 liter V8 Hemi. It was so fucking loud. And it got horrible gas mileage, rear wheel drive. And so the Mustang didn't have a 5.7. There was one turn that I had to go up a slight incline on a hill to get back towards my house. And I would have to leave work if it started snowing like mildly. And I felt

like a fucking idiot from Texas or the South being like, I got to go. And they're like, what are you talking about? It's barely flurrying. And I'm like, I know, but if two micrometers of this stays, then I'm going to burn out and I'm'm gonna run right into the fucking steak and shake then I'm gonna catty corner to the turn. Like I almost didn't make it up a 10 degree hill on multiple occasions. Is it snow every year where you were? Yeah, always.

You guys get snow, or Kyle doesn't, but you probably do, right? Not every year. It's not like we never get snow, but maybe every other year. I, it's not like we never get snow, but maybe every other year. Oh, okay. And you're probably like once in a blue moon getting, yeah, it's maybe once every five years, there's enough snow to be like, look at that.

There's snow outside. Yeah. It's going to be a snow day. It'll stick all, it'll be here tomorrow. A little, we, we'll get at least a few snows every year that will like stay for a couple weeks. Yeah, the difference in snow between North Carolina and New Jersey is so big. In North Jersey, when you shoveled, you had to get it clean, right?

That sidewalk needs to scrape sound off that shovel. In North Carolina, you do the shittiest job possible. Leave four inches on each side of the sidewalk. Just do like the shovel width and the rest takes care of Itself in no time at all if you shovel. Oh That reminds me I got every time we talk about snow shoveling. I got to bring it up again that Crazy man who murdered his neighbors over the snow shoveling. Oh, yeah It's snowing wherever it was I just know like

I've seen I see it every year and every year I start to feel more and more for the shooter Because they're picking on him. It's a couple I I think the backstory might be that this man's wife is dead And he has shoveled out his yard and this couple is out there shoveling their snow into his space to be shitty and he comes out and was like hey don't do that and they're just they're just bullying him like high school style fuck you you fucking loser you gay boy fuck you homo steve or what like being mean and shit like that and he's like that's it like he literally has that moment where he like goes back in his house and gets a gun he had a little joker moment they see him coming with the gun and they keep talking shit if anything they take it up a notch oh what are you gonna do with

that what are you gonna do with that pussy boy you're gonna bang bang bang bang and he misses like four times in a row and the guy is is standing there like, what are you going to do? Scare me with gunshots around my body. He just stands there like he doesn't give a fuck. And then the guy starts hitting him. He shoots all of his bullets and wounds on both. And they're still talking shit. Fuck you, you piece of shit.

You shot me. You're in trouble now, Mr. And he's like, told you, he goes back in his house and gets a rifle and he's coming back with the rifle and it, and while he was looking for the rifle, other neighbors have come over and been like, what's going on? And he's like, I'm shot call for help. And he's like, you're shot. Gay boys, Steve shot. And fucking Steve or whatever comes out with a rifle. And he, I swear, I'm pretty sure that lady is still talking mean shit.

She's crippled on the ground shot. This is horrific, but he's walking up to her with a rifle going, I told you not to, and she's like, fuck you gay boy, Steve. You homo, you limp dick mother. And he like executes both of them and kill. And then he goes back in his own house and kills himself. And every time I see it, I'm just like, this is over snow. This is over snow shoveling.

Wait, so that ties into what I was gonna say. I read the Reddit comments. Now in New Jersey, it pretty much melted between snows and it didn't accumulate, but you go further up north and that's not the case farther up. And like your area of snow storage is yours and you have to manage it and deal with it. And sometimes you don't have enough snow storage and if someone puts their snow

in your snow spot, now you're in a bind. What the fuck are you gonna do next time it snows and there's no room for your driveway's worth of snow? So the Reddit comments were all like, yeah, you shouldn't have shot them, but putting your snow in someone else's snow area is a faux pas that's recognized in Buffalo. Yeah.

That's recognized. Yeah. Yeah. I bet that neighbors think they had a little block. The remaining like neighborhood had a little block party, like the three worst neighbors in America. Imagine this. Now both of those houses are clearly vacant. Imagine like people coming

and being like, yeah, these are actually both on the market. Either one. Now there's a fun story about this. I have this idea. All the neighbors are like, dude, we got so much snow storage now. No one lives here. You can put your snow here. Man that's talking shit like as you're already shot on the ground. It is so fun. It's like like those movies were like a Russian bad guy is there,

like on the ground defeated. Good guy. Fuck you. And you're like, feel in America and you must play by your rules. And then they just like kill him like that. So you think you know, you think he had like a good 90 second by your rules. And then they just like kill them. Like that's what it was like. So you think he felt, you think he had like a good 92nd break in between killing those people he hated and going back inside and being like, Oh man, I got to cash out. Or do you think like he was like, all right, I'm going to kill myself today. That's what's going to happen. And then he looks out his front window and he's

like, I'm not going alone. One of those things. One of those things happen. Well, this is my last day. I'm not going alone, though. Hey, hey, hey, Cliff. Yeah, when you snow that you seem to have actually got it in the mind area, Cliff.

How about another joke Murray His neighbors got here those knee slappers And if you're like the neighbor like like talking to the new neighbor, maybe they didn't know that'd be the crazy thing Like you move in and you're meeting casserole night or whatever. Hey, welcome, welcome. You know, it's great to have someone moved into this old place. You know, it's been empty since. What's just great to have someone here that no, no. Since what? What happened?

Is it well, you know, let's just say we all are very careful about where we shovel our snow in this neighborhood now. They're incredibly stringent about their snow management. You know, the HOA is on that shit that like that's their primary concern. The HOA is all about shovel maintenance. We're today. We're going to talk about salt tonight and how it saves lives. I bet they had a real discussion where they're like, did they deserve it?

And they were probably like no, but. When they were, but they were secretly thinking like yeah, those people always yelling throwing garbage because if that think about it, that wasn't their first foray into being rude shitheads to their neighbors. Like I guarantee and I guarantee it didn't stop in snow season. I bet the neighbor to the right of them, not even the adjacent one, who's like, Susan, great news.

Those people who play loud music on Monday nights really late, they were killed today. And she'll be like, oh. They were massacred in the street this afternoon. They were massacred by who? By that eccentric veteran. That said, oh, all I live for now is my war. They were massacred by who? By that eccentric veteran. That was that said, Oh, all I live for now is my organized snow management.

Just target practice and snow management. That's my life now. I'm a simple man. Don't get in the way of my hobby. Yeah. So shout out to that guy. The Buffalo massacre, the ice man of Northern Norfolk. I don't know where it was. I don't, it may have been Canadian, but that guy had, he had an AR 15 when he

came out, so probably feels American. Yeah. New Yorkers. It would have been some like goofy ass You know barrel muzzle loader if it happened in Canada Dying like Boromir in the snow Rude Fuck you Fuck you. Fuck you. What is it? Aluminum arrow?

Fuck you. Poor piece of shit. Can't even for a real graphite shaft. I can't even have coffee. I'm talking to you. Penetrate once a 55 pound drug, gay boy. By the way, everyone in the neighborhood hates you. Last words.

I'm so glad I get a lot. I don't think I've ever had like an issue with a neighbor where I genuinely had any dislike for him or anything like or a tree. Can you imagine a tree dispute? There's a whole subreddit. I can't think of it right now, but it's like tree law or or like tree disputes And it's a prop in some states if you cut down somebody's fucking tree They value that tree for like five or ten thousand dollars a tree. It depends on how old it is and some other factors

They can take you to court and make you pay it is and some other factors, they can take you to court and make you pay. But it seems fair though, right? Like it does. Like you cut down my tree and I can't get that back for less than 20 grand. Like you kind of owe me 20 grand. You can't just do that. Yes. Fucking tree law in Missouri.

Like I had to look up tree law because there's one giant tree that's in my neighbor's yard that also like, we had a lot of huge thunderstorms. So like if something happened, like there's one giant tree that's in my neighbor's yard that also like, we had a lot of huge thunderstorms. So like if something happened, like there's a section of that tree that I've got like struck by lightning, he would fall and destroy my sunroom. Like in the mist, like in the mist. Yes. Exactly. Like in the middle of the shit and the intergalactic spiders would get in, but some, some States like there's a, it's wild. How much, how varied tree law is you'd think we'd have that hammered down, but in Missouri, it's like, your property extends up to the sky is like how they say it.

And so like I talked to this tree removal guy for a different tree issue. Cause I lived near the woods. So they're all over. And I was like, if I wanted to get this tree taken care of, cause it's looming over me. Could I do that? He's like, well, you couldn't, you know, we would need permission to go in their yard or we could like Jerry rig a pulley system in your yard and only remove the part that is overhanging your yard. And we wouldn't need their permission for that.

That's petty. Yeah. And I was like, OK, but like that's a huge amount of the tree. He's like, oh, yeah, that's a huge amount of the tree. He's like, Oh yeah, I would kill the whole tree for sure. What did you do? Leave it as it is. It's something that like, if it keeps growing, I'll probably have to have the talk in the next couple of years. It's not, it's not an issue that if I brought up to the neighbor, he'd be like, what are you talking about? It's like, no, that you brought up to the neighbor, he'd be like, what are you talking about?

It's like, no, you could see how this could fall on my house. But I've had good relationships with all my neighbors for the five plus years I've lived here. I can't imagine being in neighbor disputes. What a needless stressor in your life to have one with the guy who lives near you. Two of my dad's friends were in a neighbor dispute, like like my dad was friendly with both of them equally. Um, they were farmers and they, they each had, you know, the, the property

line redrawn and like remeasured. The guy comes out with the fucking poles and everything to like make, Oh, is this my tree? Fuck you. Like, like they literally did that. They found out whose trees were whose and they cut them the fuck down My cousin worked for one of them and he's like whenever you drive by the property line over spray You browned up as far into his property. Jittle spray as far as you can get it Like a like a John Deere sprayer like a power power thing. And he's just like killing all of his shit. Anything he can reach, he kills.

And that douchebag would talk to my dad. He'd be like, Motherfuck. He's sneaking onto my property and stealing the pins out of my tractors. Dad's like, Are you sure you didn't just lose a few pins? You get gone. He's like, All of them are gone. I don't have any pins anymore. And if you don't know that every piece of a tractor that is an

attachment and pins, the pins, they go in and then a circle part like flicks down and it locks the pin in for all the attachments that goes on the front and back of a tractor. There's tons of them. They're like a few bucks a piece. He stole them all.'s tons of them. They're like a few bucks a piece. He stole them all like dozens of them. He's like, there's no way I lost more than two or three in a day or a year. I have none. Nothing like like like like no, I have no. I'm a farmer.

He's hoping that tractor shakes itself apart next usage. He can't operate. He can't do anything the next time he needs it. And then like one of them, then the other guy's dogs chased some calves fakes itself apart next usage. He can't operate. He can't do anything the next time he needs it. And then like one of them, then the other guy's dogs chased some calves that belong to the his neighbor and they got exhausted and fell over and died. So now he's trying to shoot the dogs. So they had a real war. I don't I don't know. Oh, and then the best part, the guys going through it, one of them is going through a divorce. So the other one volunteers to testify for the wife about

because he has heard this guy maybe brag about the infidelities, maybe in public. You know, there's like a hang up, there's like a hangout bar, club, joint kind of place. And maybe he was like, this is going to end in death. This is 20 years ago. Maybe it has. He moved to South America. Wow. Not because of this. He married a lady down there with a with a with a beat arm. Where there's always there's just a bowl of farmer pins on every corner. The Dwight Shrewd of South America. He's the Dwight Shrewd of South America. He he really is he married into some family of like like a plantation of

Beats or something. I think I think that's where most of the sugar comes from. It doesn't come from sugar cane It comes from beats from South America. Yeah sugar beats You guys really rap the more, you know the more you know pkn 521