Painkiller Already - PKN 524

Episode Date: September 3, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Pkn 524 sup boys much how you having a blessed day I'm always having a blessed day yeah I mean every day you wake up and you're not in pain you can get out of bed walk around do whatever you want you know like you don't need anybody to help you wipe your ass any of those things as long as you've got that under wraps like like people who complain who have have stuff, it's like, dude, I just heard about that Ugandan Olympic runner, that lady. And when she got home, her husband burned 75 percent of her body. I don't know how he did it.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Why? On purpose? Yeah. Yeah. Like my guess, what I took from the article was like, you are not supposed to. I teach you to run from me. Not that you are exhausted from from the Olympics I can catch you Yeah, he fucking they burnt like she's ruined like rest of her life should wait wait wait I miss her did you say he burned her body or her up? He poured boiling water or set her a fire with gasoline or something
Starting point is 00:00:59 I didn't care to read the particular you know husband attack style thing He burned her with fire husband could catch her though. Was it the special Olympics? Well, she means in parallel Olympics, get it right. And second of all, like she's in the Paralympics now. It's fucked. He's five foot five, weighs 105 pounds and requires 300 calories to run a dozen miles. You try and outrun that guy. You can't, you know, I watched the Paralympics backstroke.
Starting point is 00:01:27 I saw the Brazilian Torpedo. The Torpedo. And I was like, it is hard to get excited about this. You all suck. Why are you so bad at swimming? Yeah, they were terrible swimmers. Did you see the guy who, all right, so maybe it's the same guy.
Starting point is 00:01:40 I don't know. I catch glimpses of this sad shit. Trump was quoted as, it's the same guy. I don't know. I can't go into this sad shit. Trump Trump was quoted as it's hard to watch. I literally said that I started to align politically. I love that. I love the honesty to that. It's hard to watch. I love that. I see that question. It's hard to watch.
Starting point is 00:01:58 I saw I watched it, folks, and my God, a lot of effort out there, I'll say that that there was a swimmer with no arms like none yeah and he's I don't know the strokes but he's belly down he's got one stroke he's belly down okay I'm listening yeah he's belly down and I don't know if there were multiple laps you know multiple hundred meter race or whatever but they were on the the defining lap like like when they get over there this is it we win and he's in the lead and it's all kicks, of course. And he's breathing, I thought was really, like he's barely getting the corner of his mouth
Starting point is 00:02:33 above the water on left, right, left, right, to get enough air to go and he's killing it. And when he gets, I was thinking like, wait a minute, usually they touch the other end with their hands. He head butted that bitch with full force. He didn't give a name. He was in it for the gold. He had that goddamn pool wall. All he had. I know he won by like a link. Oh, link. Okay. A body. I would say, yeah. Linked in a half maybe like he was ahead. Um,
Starting point is 00:03:00 there was a guy with an arm who was, it was catching up with him. So if he hit the wall full force and he was ahead of body length and a half, he was racing the clock. He's after a world record or something. I don't think he can keep track. He's in the lane closest to me and there's people like real far away on the top end of the pool. Maybe he can't tell.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Of course, he's also not got no arms. Who knows if he can see? Couple things. If they're on the outer edge, they probably suck ass at swimming. All the seedings put the top swimmers in lanes four and five, and then the next ranks, they go in what is it three and six. If they're in lanes one and eight, they're probably not competitors. They put the fast people in the middle. And the bottom of the pool, the black line that you follow to know that you're centered in the lane has a
Starting point is 00:03:46 T that helps you line up your flip turn So he knows right where the end if if he's belly down if he's belly up there are flags above the The those the pool so that you know when you're getting to the wall very smart. Yeah Yeah, you guys almost like they've been doing this for hundred years Yeah. Yeah. You guys almost like they've been doing this for a hundred years. The special Olympics clips. Did you see the longer one of Trump talking to that blonde girl with down syndrome?
Starting point is 00:04:11 No, I didn't know any of this exists. This is all in the. Zach, we can play this. It's like, it's like one minute. It's, it's like a office bit. The twists and turns that the girl gives him. Really? It's there's like two thirds of the way through turns that the girl gives him. Really? It's there's like two thirds of the way through. Trump does a fine job, as well as I would. But it's just an interesting situation. Zach, throw that up there when you can with volume.
Starting point is 00:04:38 All right, go ahead. I think good. I think five over five times. One five times over. Whoa. That's not bad. Thank you very much. Mr. President, Jane was telling us beforehand,
Starting point is 00:04:53 we were waiting in the Roosevelt room. She was sharing that she was so excited that her dad and she both have the same color hair as you. Yes. I'm very proud of that. Yes. I hope he has a beautiful head of hair. Better.
Starting point is 00:05:08 My dad loves your hair. He likes the hair. That's very interesting. Think about that. Thank you. Say hello to your dad, right? No, I'll tell you why. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:05:16 My dad died. And my mom too. What? They're in the office and they're looking down on you and they see gold, right? That's great. That's great. That's great. My dad died. And my mom too. What? And they're looking down on you and they see gold, right? That's gold.
Starting point is 00:05:30 That's really something and they're very proud of you. Congratulations. Oh, he handled that by himself. Such an interview. Trump did a great job. Yeah, no, it wasn't to clown on him. No, no, it wasn't. It wasn't a clown on him. It was no, no, I was that dad. That's because like I was putting myself in that situation and like two thirds of the way through.
Starting point is 00:05:52 I'm like, like I could do this to just be kind and courteous and thoughtful and then getting hit with a two dead parents from a mentally handicapped person and trying to like put a smile on that is like impossible. There's no way to do it. There was no room for improvement though. He did a It's really handicap person and trying to like put a smile on that is like impossible. There's no way to do it. There was no room for improvement though. He did a fantastic job. He did fine. Oh, PR guy. Man. That's that poor girl. I hope she keeps getting golds. Yes. Old is her hair. I don't know what she competed in. She said she got five over something.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Right. Five gold. She says she won five times five golds. I think five over, like maybe, maybe five over the silver medal person, whatever she was competing in. I don't know. It could be any. She's retarded. I mean, fair. I mean, I'm being honest.
Starting point is 00:06:36 I say it, but like, I was hoping that like she would just ramble and ramble and ramble and force Trump to at some point be like that's fascinating a lot of great stuff here. My dad my dad bought all his money though. Oh that's very sad. How did that happen? He invested in Trump you the vote for the. Oh well you know the market. You gotta tell your dad for me you gotta tell him I appreciate the hair comment. I know and I'll tell you why My parents were incarcerated on January 6th Have you watched you talk about the Trump universe have you seen Trump stock lately No stock. What's that? Like it? Yes
Starting point is 00:07:19 true social this is The ticker symbols DJT and it's getting smashed. I'm guessing they're anticipating the executives like Trump's selling in, I guess like four days, something like that. I had the seventh or 12th in my head. I forget what it is. Selling down. Like who's going to, they're going to dump the stock.
Starting point is 00:07:41 It's kind of a pump and dump deal. There's a company with a lot of expenses and no revenues. It's not worth anything, but it's somehow worth three and a half billion dollars, half of which is Trump's. And I think like, you know, the last centimeter of that is maybe just them anticipating the executives like jumping off the sinking ship. Yeah. You never want to use yourself as an example and things like this because it leads to inaccuracies but I don't know a single person outside of the three of us on this show talking about it who has ever mentioned or said the words truth social to me. Not once, not one person. It doesn't exist outside of a niche internet realm.
Starting point is 00:08:21 It is a very, it's not a popular site and this is a so when Kamala first announced she was trending on true social and I was like oh wow that's kind of fun you know in the line in the lion's den that's I called it a dragon's den in my head but you know in the lion's den she's trending wow isn't that something do you know how many like re truths it took to trend on truth social like 300 300 that like so it doesn't say a lot you know like I bet we could get trending on true social if we just asked our followers to do it well they'd have no they wouldn't make a count they need accounts yeah and none of them have a count like yeah I have an account because I remember something happened on truth social and I wanted to
Starting point is 00:09:04 see if it was true. It may have been that she was trending or it may have been that somebody else, maybe, uh, I think it was maybe Joe Biden had made an account and they said something was interesting about his, his account and I wanted to see if it was true and I don't really know, but I made an account, I get emails because of it. Does it look exactly like Twitter? Just like a Twitter? I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:09:24 I genuinely don't. I logged in for like 30 seconds, looked at his shit to see if he really had the numbers they claimed. Because I think they say had a bunch of followers or more interaction than Trump or something. I just wanted to see. But I remember it being, you know, message boardy, Twittery. Okay. Well, then yeah, it's all the same. Honestly, like, like, if I look at any social media, they all look basically the same. You know, everybody's I mean, yeah, you have different folks like Twitter, I guess, more tax based Instagram image based Facebook is Boomer based.
Starting point is 00:09:56 I see titties on all of them. They have different like goals. Like Instagram is kind of about flexing how great your life is or how attractive you are. Twitter's for what? Arguing politics. It's the best one for, uh, for breaking news because it's the fastest and all the journalists are there. And all the Facebook is for sharing with your families and I think groups and the marketplace. Like it's not, I don't think it's about your personal feed anymore.
Starting point is 00:10:21 That's a little 10 years ago, but if you're into like in my world, like paramotors, reef tanks, shit like that, Facebook has ruined every internet forum on earth. Everyone's on Facebook now. And Facebook Marketplace has beaten Craigslist. Yeah, I was gonna say that. When's the last time you even thought about Craigslist?
Starting point is 00:10:40 They took a huge L in the face. Well, they went after Craigslist so hard with all that legislation in the fall. They too. Well, they, they, they went after Craigslist so hard, but all that legislation after the, after the murderers. What for me? Oh, with the, uh, sexy stuff? No, with the murderers. Oh, I figured that was it. Cause Facebook used to have not Facebook. Craigslist used to have personals. Yeah. And people were murdering people in personals. Yeah. They were like, yeah, come to my farmhouse for some dirty play.
Starting point is 00:11:06 And they're like, I've been burying ladies in my yard for 15 years now. They just keep showing up. Same ad, same ad. Wow, the one murderer gets the whole- No, multiple. Okay, a few handful of murders. No, there was this other guy.
Starting point is 00:11:18 It was two guys, if I remember correctly. Forgive me if I'm way out a line here, but I think it was two dudes. Maybe one was the uncle and he was the mastermind killer, but they would, they would like, they were, they were advertising property for sale or like an ATV, something like that that would get people to come and then went and, but they, no, no, no, they were offering part-time work on their farm. And so you can imagine the people who would part-time work on a farm in like
Starting point is 00:11:42 Nebraska, they probably don't have a lot of friends, family, close ties, vagrants, people who are like running away from whatever. And so they take those people applying for the job. First, they'd meet them at like a restaurant, like a Hardee's or something and be like, oh yeah, this person's got nobody. Yeah, let me show you the farm. And then they take them back to the farm and murder them. I don't know how many murders there were. There was at least one that was played out exactly like that. But then there was others where they'd interview the person and be like, oh yeah, your mom and your dad. Oh, both a lot. They love you very much, huh? And they support this. Well, we've got nothing for you. Why is Craigslist better for the murderer than Facebook or another social media would be?
Starting point is 00:12:25 Well it's super anonymous you know you didn't need an account you could just post um it's like it's like 4chan in a way there's just a board that you could throw something up on without an account at all um and then uh or at least an anonymous account if anything I think that was the main thing and also it already had that sort of real sketchy personals place for like Casual sex I think was the thing And I think mostly there was a lot of prostitution and like closet gay sex Like it was mostly those things And and they murderers found a good Avenue there where there are people who would you know
Starting point is 00:13:02 If you were looking for something already kind of sketchy that you wouldn't want to admit to and then you escaped a murderer You might not go back to the police and look. Yes I was looking for some sketchy gay sex online at a cattle farm and whoa, they're not sucking dick over They're killing folks. He probably would just like leave and get the fuck. Yeah, he's gonna run away But I think they tried to kill a guy and the guy ran from them into the forest like and escaped Basically and told on him was the end of that story It's tricky to figure out how responsible websites are for the content on them like it's easy enough if it's our show, right or
Starting point is 00:13:36 Washington Post or something where they make the content But at&t is not responsible for your conversation, but Craigslist is responsible for your ad? Yeah. They're not responsible. I don't think they held them liable for like the awful things that happened, but I think they decided that that kind of content was no good anymore.
Starting point is 00:13:56 I don't know if it was, maybe Craigslist themselves was like, like yeah, this isn't working out. This is not what we thought it was gonna be. The same thing carries over to like Twitter, Facebook, whatever, I don't working out. This is, this is not what we thought it was going to be. Um, the same thing carries over to like Twitter, Facebook, whatever. I don't want to be political, but like misinformation, right? Like, so they, they, how responsible is Twitter for the content that people put their zero if they
Starting point is 00:14:15 use Twitter to bully people or to state set up murders that have anything to do with legal shit. I don't think they should be couple bull at all. Like because misinformation if on that point is like, that's just whatever the ruling party at the time decides. And so it's not a, it's, it's Okay. But some things are clearly misinformation. Like, like that video you sent me earlier of, of Trump and Biden singing Chinese together.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Yeah. All right. Yeah. That's true. That's in good, that's in fun and jest, but tweak it a little and make them still speak English and say awful things about like democracy or about how they want to like Bully China away from their interests in the East or something now. We've got misinformation So if that's the cost of people being able to speak that's the cost of it
Starting point is 00:14:58 if our if our if our institutions are so fragile that shit posting on social media can upend them then they You know just need to learn to deal. I If our institutions are so fragile that shitposting on social media can upend them, then they, you know, just need to learn to deal. I disagree super strongly. I think I don't think you can allow like clear and blatant fake propaganda to be like pushed and serviced without a tag on it that says, Hey, y'all know this is a joke, right? It'd be like, you know, we had the onion back in the day. And it's like, you look in the comments and how many people would believe that they were
Starting point is 00:15:27 seeing the real thing. And it's clearly satire. It's clearly satirical. And it's meant for people with an IQ above 87 to have a good laugh. But there's a lot of people below that line and they're being influenced in really terrible ways. If they believe that you didn't think the onion was funny. Um, You didn't think the onion was funny? Um, claimed it had an IQ under 87. No, the onion was fucking hilarious. In those videos they had, that fat kid, where there's like this old video from like 15 years
Starting point is 00:15:54 ago that's like on a news story and they're like, today we have a wonderful story from little Timmy Thompson who's discovered a way to hide his fatness in the pool. Now Timmy, what are you doing? And he's like, I put a shirt on. And he's like on the news and like, that's fantastic. And no one can see how fat your little titties are when you wear the shirt, right? That's right. No one can see my fat little titties. My favorite one is the boy who defended his home from like burglars. And they're like, you wouldn't take no for an answer would you he begged what did he say when you shot him Billy he said please don't shoot me
Starting point is 00:16:31 more and what did you do I kept shooting you and you like that didn't you I like the blood I like the blood and here's a picture of Jimmy wearing the shirt he was wearing that night and soaked in blood like he took a bath in it He's like that. That's his that's his prized shirt, isn't it? I like the blood Dead to people and they and they replied with Kid something's wrong that kid right like what that kid's sick. This is called the onion Yeah, it's hard people think it's real look you on your high horse with your with your 110 IQ? La de da can clearly pick satire out of the bunch. But what I'm saying is like there's misinformation out there.
Starting point is 00:17:15 It can be violent or it can lead to violence is what I mean. And I know that's that liberal fucking talking point that they try to say anything you're any time you're mean to somebody. Oh, you're propagating violence on the internet fuck you fucking loser but no if you set up like if you do if you do a pizza gate type thing where you like show fake video of like children in cages and then like beneath a pizza parlor somewhere and so like that was real we should go get a gun and save them kids right like if you thought your local pizza hut had children beneath it in cages being raped like you'd at least call the cops and you might show up to save the kids. You might if you're cool, but you can't allow that kind of fakery and with AI and the way the videos
Starting point is 00:17:55 are easy to fake. Here's the point is like who's going to make that decision? People in power who control political speech now and it's not going to stop oh this is an overt call to violence it's going to be oh this is a dangerous story to allow to run in an election season for the democrats pull that oh how do you build up book banning that's good though right no books no so like you need to make sure that kids aren't exposed to explicit sexual material for sure so like public libraries where are we on? Like if like an adult wants to run a book go for it like but no you can't you can't give blowjob And you don't rent them to six-year-olds. That's the beauty of the library. No rent is required. They just let you take it Okay, I could see that so at the library you just maybe put ratings on books like movies have and then card the people checking the books
Starting point is 00:18:41 out Yeah, probably the same way. Yeah It's not that difficult just to keep explicit sexual material. That's on the internet, totally different story. It's really difficult to keep that out of kids' hands, but like physically it shouldn't be a big challenge to keep physical explicit sexual material out of kids' hands. What about violence?
Starting point is 00:18:59 What do you mean? Is that, is that something we should keep away from kids too? Books that have like war and murder Only to see instructions on how to commit murders Yeah, if it's like encouraging it then yeah, of course Because the books that we don't like about sex are often step-by-step how to eat and eat them another man's asshole and we're like Hey, he's eight. He's eight He's a book is that I understand.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Can you send that to me, Kyle? We need those books. Yeah. Where are your guys? Like books, I have the weird 17th century phrenology thing. Would you love it if somebody like Hutch was like that book that you're describing, it doesn't exist. And you could just be like, here it is. And you get open to a bookmarked page of a little boy eating another little boy's asshole that we have to blur out and yeah Yeah, you can it's tough scrubs. I don't even know if I'm allowed to own a book like that even describing what that book
Starting point is 00:19:57 Maybe I don't maybe I should be carded. Oh, you don't need this As online internet sillybillies I think all of us should come down on the side of free speech absolutism and err on that side. Or at least I always try to. Like if someone is doing something I don't like, like I just have like free speech is there for the weirdos and the conspiracy theorists and the people on the fringes. No one, no, no like MAGA boomer needs like he's not using like real free speech pushing the limits by being like
Starting point is 00:20:27 Kamala is a Chinese agent or some Democrat being like orange man bad like That's completely within the realm of what's acceptable like you need people on the fringes pushing and keeping it keeping it active keeping it like a bit of a push back to the status quo like you don't want Everyone forced into silos where you have like a very narrow agreeability window. I like that. I think it's better before everybody could talk to everybody, the interconnectivity of the internet
Starting point is 00:20:53 is a problem. The masses should be kept in their place. There's better pre-smartphones. The internet was funnier. I wish that. I wish there were Roman times when you could just bribe them a little bread and a good show at the arena and everything would be fine again. We have that. I went to MCOT like 15 years ago and they showed this like universal translator type tech. It was fantasy at the time but
Starting point is 00:21:18 there was a Japanese person and you hear them in Japanese and then the ride goes to the American person and they're speaking back and forth without any trouble. Let's work on that. Let's get it better. Even now, if there's an article in Italian or something, and I use Google Translate, it's a struggle for me to extract the meaning from the word salad that is translated
Starting point is 00:21:38 Italian or Japanese or whatever. I wish it was as good as AI, where they could get the meaning accurately, even audio, not just written They can't even do captions right yet. Like I was I was watching people complain about crunchyroll captions They use AI for that to you know, it's anime and they're like, it's not even that it's not accurate It's a different fucking story like like we're What are they even talking about right now? It's nothing to do what the Japanese person was saying there.
Starting point is 00:22:05 You know, I thought that that just the sort of communicating back and forth type thing, like if you're in Paris and you need to order a baguette, like I thought that phones just did that. I thought you could talk into it and be like one big one baguette, please, sir. And it would say that in French. Yeah, I tried that in Mexico, but then I ran into problems of illiteracy or just like not good enough. You know, like the question I have is too in depth. You know, I need a taxi that gets to this road and then they read it and they're like,
Starting point is 00:22:40 that makes no sense to me. So wow, they couldn't. I wonder if it was a literacy or if it maybe it was giving them a word salad in Spanish that in some cases it was that is both. I can tell you this for sure. Like sometimes there are kids, you know, like I'm in a field having landed where I didn't intend to. And the only person here is 11 to tell you're an alien. I come from far away. Another planet planet another world
Starting point is 00:23:08 They're like this happens four times a week for three dollars, I'll fold your wing for you very professional That's all they say very professional very professional They like two words Wing very professionally. I could go on about the, good enough, you know? So if I store wing for a long time, I want it folded really well and I do it myself. If I store wing until tomorrow, $3, here you go, thank you.
Starting point is 00:23:37 I'm exhausted. But, oh, there's like a debate in the paragliding community about whether or not this is good, because if you pay, it's not $3, it's more like five. If you pay them $5 or even like, you just go ham and give them a 20 or something, are you helping them or are you guiding them away from learning a trade or a profession
Starting point is 00:23:58 that would take them somewhere better? That is the- That's a white hand bird type shit. Like why would I even consider that kind of thing? Living my life over here. Oh Did me giving little Jose three dollars, which is like 30 to him Probably like ruin his future as what that's what was he what was Jose from the carpenter? Oh You figure out carpentry eventually. He's got plenty of time to learn out of. Why would he when he makes $5 in five minutes? Well, eventually, Jose needs a little
Starting point is 00:24:30 gumption. I don't like that one. No, you don't like even thinking about it. Okay. I was the asshole liberal, I guess, for like, am I doing the right thing or wrong? I'll tell you where I landed. I paid him in the field Yeah, because you're not gonna make a difference it's like maybe by folding my own wing even though I'm hot and tired and sweaty and Keeping this three dollars Hopefully no one will see will call me the cheap white man and like tell every car between here and Juarez not to pick me up on the Mexican tin can radio or something. I mean the cartel comes get you maybe that little boy folds the paramotors for the cartel usually and he's like cheap a white man no pay me and the cartel comes
Starting point is 00:25:14 get you now I got a fucking chainsaw they're coming at you with the chainsaw. I'm like post adrenaline rush on landing every time I land in a field I didn't mean to like there were a lot of bad options that I avoided uh so for them to like yeah hey would you like a breath right now while I fold your wing like yeah that sounds great because I got another problem um whatever 27 miles from my hotel and all I have are hiking boots on let's go did Did we talked about the two people trapped in space last week? The clip from the past few days where they're up there in space and they're talking to Houston or whatever and the guy I don't I didn't hear the woman on the call. I just heard the guy and he was like, butch we're we're getting the butch He's like we're you know, are you guys hearing this noise?
Starting point is 00:26:02 Can you hear this banging noise that we're, we're hearing up here? And he lets them listen. They're like, no, I don't hear any of that. And then he goes, okay, well hold on, hold on. Do you hear it now? And then you hear like a, like a, like a Star Trek, I-Fi, like, like a pulsating, like a space pulsating noise. Yes.
Starting point is 00:26:23 And Houston is like, interesting. That came through clear that time. We're gonna pass this off to our team down here. Can't identify what that is for now. We'll be in touch. And it's like, that can't be good. Something's either aliens or- Something to know.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Give me five seconds to be stupid. This is definitely real. It's not AI. It's not- Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I've got some important tidbits so so so the sound is emanating from the Ship that took them up there that now now no longer fucking works well enough to take them home And but the thing is at first I was like hold shit What in that ship is making noise the speaker the speaker in the ship is making the noise
Starting point is 00:27:05 The question is why is the speaker making that noise and to me amateur? Electrician here. Mm-hmm. It sounds like there's some sort of like low power like like some signals being sent and it's being interpreted funny by speakers and it's just doing it over and over but what it's not What's not happening And what I thought at first was like there's just a noise coming from inside of it like an unknown energy source, sir Like like that's that's some Star Trek shit when you start hearing a noise come from the fucking outside of the ship But it's my dumb ass was like who pulled up Yeah, yeah, they're knocking on the door. Yeah, that's how they knock.
Starting point is 00:27:45 They want in. I would be like in seriousness if I were up there, I would be terrified that was something breaking and that like I would just keep imagining like an exploding like, you know, the diagram in the back of an IKEA manual where it shows everything blown out. I would imagine something like that happening to the spacecraft and then you're just then you're just in space. It's a scary thing they're in. I saw a view of it today from like here. You know, somebody just looked up with a
Starting point is 00:28:13 telescope and took a picture. It's big. They're fine. You know, they can seal themselves off. They're not as high up as you imagine they are. It's low earth orbit. It's not really space. It's not really space. It's kind of bullshit space, but it's low earth it's not really space it's not really it's kind of bull it's it's kind of bullshit space but it's high enough that you're you're scared say it's not space educate me low earth so low I am is there atmosphere no I bet there's I bet there's a tiny little bit I bet there's more atmosphere where they are than there is in like deep space I bet there's a note a mathematical difference of like particle density.
Starting point is 00:28:46 But I just think that the whole thing is lame. Like being up there is kind of lame and that rinky dink shit. I wish they built something big enough for people to like walk around and like have their own apartments and water the flowers and shit up there. But in any case, what that situation they're in is a nightmare. And the fact that Boeing stock hasn't dipped, I'd be like, I don't do much stock trading, certainly not like day trading style, where you're watching something to like hit a button. But man, if something bad happens, that Boeing stock is
Starting point is 00:29:14 going to shit the bed. It's crazy that it didn't when the announcement was made, that they were, you know, stuck up there for potentially. When all those guys just kept dying. When was that? The Boeing ship or like, like four whistleblowers. Whistleblowers. The whistleblower thing actually, if anything, I would think would strengthen the stock price because you'd be saying, Oh, they're working on this. Okay. Like there are people at both. If I'm an investor at Boeing, if i've got 100 million dollars worth of boeing stock i'm like, oh my fucking god it went from
Starting point is 00:29:49 275 to to 180 or I think it went from like 350 to 270 or something crazy like that Oh my god, but then I got it. I got to dump this We got to find some rub who will take it off my hands and then you start hearing boeing's knocking off whistleblowers. Oh A firm hand is at the wheel. Let's stay the course here, boys. Don't worry. Let's see how this is going to pan out well. Honestly, a company who takes people out,
Starting point is 00:30:12 that's a strong company. Interesting. I would not have that perspective. I would know, man, they should be taking all that assassin budget and put it in the airplane door budget. Assassins are cheap. Airplane doors are outrageous when you get up here. that assassin budget and put it into the airplane door budget. Oh, that's just the assassin budget. How much is the assassin budget? Airplane doors are outrageous when you have fleets of those things.
Starting point is 00:30:31 They got like a hundred thousand doors out there that need fixing. They need one dude. They'll show up and inject you. Assassins are cheaper than quality assurance. If you understood business, Taylor, you'd know that. You're right. You just need to hire one Guy with a poison in the tip of an umbrella and then pop gets you KGB style. Yeah that polonium fucking
Starting point is 00:30:58 Inside that little ball bearing. Yeah, like a heart attack gun Zap them another Boeing whistleblower is dead this time a healthy 45 year old who battled a sudden severe infection. Well, that happens. Yeah. Usually when you're talking shit about one of the most powerful corporations on earth, it happened. And then another one died of suicide. There's nothing suspicious here. Is it a, is it like a, is it like one of those? He was shot six times in the head, Taylor. Is it one of those times the head Taylor Stabbed to death by a pencil in the back of a car
Starting point is 00:31:34 That was that one person who was supposedly a suicide supposedly a suicide and he was Shot like a couple times and hung it was like what wait what? Sice if I don't know much about suicide, but I often do hear in reports that people will There will be a lot of stabbing and cutting before they get the job, right? Because you know, they're hesitant and I've also heard that people will shoot themselves sometimes Not die and shoot themselves again Like that happens. There was a guy in my hometown who? He was my mom's age and he would be I maybe your parents had similar examples when you drive around town, but they point out
Starting point is 00:32:09 a guy and be like, see that, that guy did this, that, and the other don't be like him. And this guy had tried to kill himself over a girlfriend breakup, blown his face off and survived. And so now he walked around town looking like fucking Quasimodo you know and it was like this example get it right aim for center mass or don't date her right that oh who knows who the girl is that's lost the time like nobody cares about that she's just terrible girlfriend I suspect probably so in the pudding she's a bad girlfriend she's really to blame for all this. I hope she carries that burden. I hope it's a constant weight.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Oh, and the anti-vax thing that they gave me an anti-vax like a, um, example one time they're like, see that that's Jeff. How old do you think Jeff is 60? Nope. He's my age. My mom was like 42 at the time. She's like, no, he's my age. Jeff, his mommy and daddy didn't believe in polio vaccinations. So Jeff is in a wheelchair now and Jeff is a fucking loser. Yeah, I could. I could tell all that just by looking at him though.
Starting point is 00:33:20 You didn't have to fill me in on those last two tidbits. And she called me polio a loser. He was a loser. He was like a But well he would it was easy No, it was he's dead it was because his son was my age and was just like really neglected and in in the hands of like the Child services had taken taking him and put him in some sort of foster care or something, but he still went to school with us. And you could tell that like this kid was just getting abused by foster parents. Not abused, but neglected. Like, just neglected. Just everything he had was like old
Starting point is 00:33:56 and dirty. He was dirty. Like his haircut looked like he had done it. You know, like this was like a garbage pail kid. It was sad. Yeah. I watched this YouTube thing on foster kids like years and years ago. It was like some expose of, I don't know, some news station being like, lots of these people just collect these kids just as a paycheck and just let them roam about their house like feral cats. And like it showed people doing that. And I was just wondering like, how little oversight is there that like another agent could show up and be like, I'm here to drop off your 11th kid and see like 10 malnourished kids running around and be like, all right, well, goodbye.
Starting point is 00:34:32 Check in with me on Christmas. I wanna know more about the foster kid business model. Like how low do you have to keep expenses to make a profit off raising children? These people are usually impoverished anyway. And it seems like it's stacked so many of them that it was like, oh, every they it's you've got a bunch so many of them that it was like Oh every kid gives me seven six hundred and fifty dollars a month, and I've got ten kids
Starting point is 00:34:49 And I'm spending borderline nothing the more kids you have the higher the profit margin per kid goes though right because You could do like a triple begin like two triple bunk beds in one room suddenly that room is like rooms cost the same Electricity cost the same you, you just need another bunk bed That's a that cost gets paid for right in a month or two I was thinking like a businessman here, but an amateur one if he were a pro like Boeing He'd get the kids murder them and then keep collecting the checks Just keep one kid to show off to the inspector when they come around. This is Janet. That's a boy. I don't judge. Whatever. Janet's black. You
Starting point is 00:35:34 have a show kid that you give the good food. Vidalago. End stage Vidalago unfortunately. We're gonna put her down. We'll cure it when you come to visit the next kid yeah, she blacked right up. It's crazy. We're just the reverse of the lago Like one of us gets vital. I go do we just become Super pale yeah, like you wouldn't even be it's not as cool and white people you had it no Actually, they may be immune. I think it's kind of cool on black like it like I gave you vitiligo head to toe You know what it's cool on you ever see dogs with the ligo I think so. Yeah, it's really cool looking like like like the it comes in and like patterns the same way that sometimes their fur will have Like like distinctive markings like like the way huskies have that look
Starting point is 00:36:20 Vitiligo and dogs will do a similar thing where it like rings around their eyes and then make stripes back over them back over their head. And like it can be really beautiful. You got a picture? I hope it's not people. I hope it's dogs. That's going to be people dude with a dong. Oh, why am I looking at penises? That always takes you're supposed to look at the Vidalago in these pictures. My eye was drawn. You mentioned the dong and I had to I was like, what's going on with these dogs? Yeah, no, not me. I didn't supposed to look at the Vita Lago in these pictures. My eye was drawn. You mentioned the dong and I had I was like, what's going on with these dogs? Yeah, no, not me. I
Starting point is 00:36:48 didn't notice the dog till late. They're oddly shaped. That's not what mine looks like. Uh mine's an any. Yeah, this doesn't correspond with what I know about Vita Lago, which is oftentimes the areas that get
Starting point is 00:37:03 hit and rubbed the most turn white first. Yeah. So like it might be your armpits your groin palms, okay Between your fingers and I know there's an MMA fighter I mentioned him before who had vitiligo and he it just went fast that guy was getting rubbed and pushed everywhere all over his Body from grappling and hitting probably I've seen people with it like seem to be like growing outward from their mouth. Cause I guess your mouth is getting touched a lot moved. And then also around the eyes makes it just, I guess it just depends what,
Starting point is 00:37:32 what color you get. Your Dick would go for the LIGO so fast. So fast. Depends right? No, it doesn't. No, I've gone through phases where it's stay Brown way too long. doesn't know I've gone through phases where it's stay Brown way too long. They're going through phases where, you know, we should, we could turn away to hurry. You like have vitiligo, but it's just like, like your fingers like on your penis perfectly.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Yeah. It's just your grip. I think as long as you were using your dick, whether sex or jacking off or whatever, it's going to turn, it's going to grip. I think as long as you were using your dick whether sex or jacking off or whatever. Mm-hmm It's gonna turn it's gonna turn vitiligo ish. Yeah, I think so too There should be other colors of vitiligo. Can you imagine how fun that would be? Someone starts turning red or orange yellow. Well yellow. No, that's more that's more of a sickness, but I would hate that That's jaundice. You gotta check something out and you start. Okay. Well, not okay blue isn't or one of the fun colors i don't think blue really exists in nature very much those uh colloidal silver people sometimes turn blue okay well that's an example of someone poisoning themselves once
Starting point is 00:38:36 again yes that's fair did you uh have you ever seen like looked into that the colloidal silver people dude i am i is that the right kind of silver yeah loyal so they're they like they put it in everything like a miracle cure for who knows and then they like literally turn blue fully blue and did it was a permanent it is i think it is as long as they don't stop taking silver which they don't't seem to. Dave Korsunsky Oh, but you can stop taking silver and it goes away? Ben Fies I think so. Yeah, I think it would drop because that's got to just be like silver toxicity in you unless silver is something that like your body can't metabolize and then you're
Starting point is 00:39:13 just stuck because there is shit like that. Plastic, I guess. Yeah, this guy. Dave Korsunsky Oh, that's bluer than I expected. Ben Fies Yeah, pop smurf. Dave Korsunsky Yeah. Ben Fies Vidaligo'd out. doubt nothing. I go but this would be a cordial silver or something close to Coitus silver. Wow, then he's like a rich deep blue And he's taking that medicine on the daily he clearly doesn't love his wife she's normal yeah like he's dead Now based on this picture Zack, he could be dead from old AIDS or he could be dead from just turning into Tin Man
Starting point is 00:39:48 But it looks like he's already old here. Yeah, man. His wife was not did not believe Yeah, she lacked faith Can't she see it's working? This is like like a AI clickbait where it's like learn more about this man who's held his breath for the past 40 I said Papa smurf before you god damn it. I was muted You race to it and one kind of son of a gunhead. That's the worst So the space station is 250 miles into the sky, which isn't that far? Right like 250 miles It's a light which isn't that far, right?
Starting point is 00:40:29 Like 250 miles, it's a light day in a car. I'm trying to like mentally, the earth is, what's the diameter of the earth? 24,000 miles. 24,000 miles? It spins it, it's one of those fun little, you'll never forget now, it spins at 1000 miles per hour. It is, it's a 24,000 miles around and like 38 feet and like
Starting point is 00:40:49 38 or something. Cause I have in my head, the diameter is 8,000. I wonder how close I am. Well, multiply it by PI now and you get, you get there. That's not a thing that I do. Eight times three is 24, 24,000. This and Kyle's like, walk me through this. And Kyle's like, multiply it by that most common number of math and what he's like for the birds. Show you where, Kyle.
Starting point is 00:41:13 24,000 miles around. There it is. 7,915 miles. So I was pretty close with eight grand. So if it's- Oh, you meant diameter. I did say diameter. Damn. Yeah. So um, uh, yeah, I said diameter, you gave me circumference and I said, I
Starting point is 00:41:30 think that's circumference and you're like, yeah, and I'm like, we're not connecting. But uh, yeah, yeah, because diameter is more interesting if you're talking about how far out of Earth and like by scale. I have in my head like if the earth was the size of a basketball, would the space station be one or two millimeters from the surface? Yeah, it would be so close to the surface. How far away is the moon? 100,000 miles? No one knows. I think it's 225,000 miles or something. How far do you have to go to get out of low Earth orbit? It changes though, of course, like like this 20
Starting point is 00:42:10 Earth and the moon. What's 238,000? Holy shit. Yeah, low Earth orbit doesn't end until 1200 miles up. Damn. We're in the lowest part of the lowest part. Where space begins is to get to be an interesting topic, right? Like did William Shatner go into space? How high were they? You know, Jeff Bezos went, right? Like how high? I mean, the spy plane pilots are so goddamn high up. They're at 67,000 feet or something like that. Like that's far. 67,000 feet from the cockpit when you look up. It's not the sky anymore It's space like you see as on your horizon
Starting point is 00:42:50 It's it's you can see like the atmosphere of the earth and space right above it's like, oh, let's not pull up anymore 62 miles is usually referred to as when space starts. OK. So yeah. Seems low. Seems like being like, I'm going to go explore the Mariana Trench, and then I'm snorkeling above it. It's like, yeah, I'm technically here.
Starting point is 00:43:19 It's like, yeah, but come on, we know what you mean. Get to the fucking moon again, bitch. No more excuses. It puts the Earth in, I'm sorry,, puts the moon in new perspective for me. Like I guess I thought the International Space Station and the moon were both kind of space. But one's 250 miles and the other's 250,000 miles. Ballparking. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:38 That's a big difference. Yeah, it's a huge difference. You know, it takes them a week to get to the moon and it took them a couple hours, I guess, to get to the space station. Oh, look at this. This is a fun little graph. Where does space begin? The Cayman line is where it... Right out of a fucking sixth grade science book. This is nice. The Kármán line? What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:44:00 Is that say Kármán? Well, they want us to say it funny though. This is doing some heavy lifting. It's really making these spheres look further out than we know. How tiny is this Earth? That's a really good point. 62 miles? No way that's what it looks like around here. All the lines should be touching.
Starting point is 00:44:20 One microscopic line indifferential from the curvature of the earth. That's what we're down there. And then the moon is 600 yards off screen. They made 62 miles look a lot like 8000 miles or something like that. If the Earth is 8000, they made it look like 16000. Oh, yeah. And the aurora is just out there in the ether. That's such a cool natural thing that happens. Yeah. It's just neat. I saw a cool video of that yesterday and they were like, what must have ancient man have thought when they saw this shit? And the one I was seeing was particularly crazy. It was that it looked like a green road in the sky that led off to heaven or
Starting point is 00:45:01 something. Like that's what I would think. I was like, that's fucking that's where the gods live. That's the road to heaven. That's their way to Olympus. Yeah. Yeah. What a great system Valhalla. Like, like, I wish I believed in something like that. Or it's like, people are like, what are you gonna be worried about when you die? No, no, I'm gonna go with a bang. Don't worry. Don't worry. Like, like, I would like that to know that like, you didn't have to to live by special rules and nonsense. It's like, as long as
Starting point is 00:45:28 you like they're going to judge how much of a badass you were at the end of your life. But dudes in dudes in like, that's it. That's the whole thing. You died in battle pretty tight. Now you get to drink mead and eat like what I imagine is big hunks of meat off the bone with a bunch of other cool warriors and big women that every day they fight you know those heavy metal album covers with like big titted women from like the 80s exactly yeah that's what it looks like up there yeah they every day in Valhalla you feast and then you fight until everyone is dead and then you were immediately resurrected and you feast and fight again. And that's that's every day for eternity
Starting point is 00:46:05 It's nothing but fucking fighting and feasting the three F's. I'm not sure I want that But you would if you were then they don't want you there. Yeah, I guess I mean like That's like a gay bathhouse like ah, you had me with the steam and the but but the sex and the and the nah I don't want that. Yeah, they don't want you there then Kyle if I told you that every morning you had to wake up roll out of bed Brush your teeth and get into a fist fight for your internet connection. Would you be like, you know some days Some days I just It's not worth it. Yeah, easy. That's not a fair comparison though It's like a magical fight with armor and we're all like, you know, we're we're warriors to begin with. It's like our jam. It'd be more like telling Michael Jordan every day.
Starting point is 00:46:50 You're it. Michael Jordan's heaven will be every day when you wake up. It's the final game finals. It's the last game of the finals. And you get the fuck you get to go play in the you get to go play in the finals. go play in the finals, you get to win every day, but it's hard. It's always hard. It's always everything you have to give everything. Oh, you've got the flu. You got the flu. He would love that. I bet he would love that. And he gets to gamble on the games. Mm hmm. That'd be fun. But this time the mafia doesn't kill his father. It'd be fun for a while. You wouldn't get bored though. But it also depends. I don't know if the Valhalla system have like an equal and opposite bad outcome. Oh Yeah, like you just because if there is hell
Starting point is 00:47:34 Which I guess is what Loki would be in charge of right now No, all right, but that's all like Thor Odin and Loki were the big three Yeah, but they don't have like a standard like that is what I learned in the Avengers. I learned from agentology. I think their hell is like called hail or something like that. What is it? Hell? Hell?
Starting point is 00:47:54 Hell guard or something? I don't know. But there's a there's a big demon guy there. The Ragnarok guy. That's their thing, right? Ragnarok is definitely their thing. I don't remember what the name of hell is for them. H-E-L. Yeah I remembered it being like hell but viking. I barely changed it. Pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:48:17 Nobody believes that stuff anymore though. I think they got conquered by the Christian Empire pretty thoroughly. Have you ever seen the Viking TV show, the good one, with Ragnar Lothbrok? The good one is the silly one. Yeah, no, Ragnar Lothbrok, he has Uhtredt of Beppenburg. Is that the show where he delivers every line as though it is somehow profound? That is the last kingdom that you are referencing right now, and you a pretty damn good. It is the most jarring impression and difficult way to speak you can imagine. It sounds like nothing and like maybe listening right now and being like Taylor is fucking making no sense. Go watch this guy. Taylor killed that accent for anyone who hasn't seen the show. He murdered it. Nailed it. Nailed it. You will ask me to return to Beppenberg short my men.
Starting point is 00:49:09 It's very good. What I said, murdered Vikings, Vikings is good. Vikings is I think Vikings is one of the great shows of all time. I really do, especially the first like two or three seasons of that shit. When Ragnar Lothbrok is like solidifying his kingdom amongst the Vikings and warring against England and these different English kings and all that shit. I love that. His wife is hardcore Agatha, Agatha, Agatha, some shit like that. She's like a bad bitch that goes and fights with him. And he's like, you know what? I want another wife, though. I'm gonna get like a six foot tall, like princess chicks. And he makes another another wife you got like three hardcore sons one of them's ivar the boneless his legs don't work and Ragnar almost gives him to the wolves as I suppose was some sort of tradition
Starting point is 00:49:52 But he keeps him and he becomes the most hardcore of them all because he has to crawl around all the time When the fucking let his legs are all like like like Jimmy from South Park And so he's got like these daggers that he like crawls around with dragging himself on the floor. It's super hardcore. That's a good fucking show. They can't like put him on a horse or.
Starting point is 00:50:14 They do later, but what are you gonna do when you go in an ale house, right? Like they go into a bar and he is crawling across the floor and everybody's laughing at him. And his brother's like, that's our brother. That's the king's son. They're like, oh, shit, we didn't know. I mean, he's crawling on the floor.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Yeah, you guys like to put him in a backpack or something like a little more dignified. They get him like a chariot later so that he get any like strap him into that bitch. And he actually becomes like a really fierce warrior. Like he's scary to deal with because he'll just he's got he's always got a dagger In each hand because he crawls with them. He makes his crud ability braces Chariots, can you imagine how cool that was ancient Egypt or whenever they figured cherry actually way before ancient Egypt, right? It'd be like one of the Mesopotamian empires where they figured out chariots and you're just like going to war being like
Starting point is 00:51:03 All right This is what war is we go with our leather armor and our bronze weapons and then, and then somebody's riding horses with a big like chassis on it and then chassis on it. And then it's got spikes on the side and you're getting caught up. Like that would be, Well, you've got a driver and then you've got at least one guy in there who's either throwing javelins or shooting a bow or or just running guard duty for the driver Like there's a guy in there riding, you know shotgun as we would say He's fucking shit up as they go. He they're going so much faster and they're so much more mobile than everybody else
Starting point is 00:51:36 like you said they uh Every game that has chariots. It's annoying. It's fucking annoying because the other guy has all that mobility and all that power and you're just standing there They get to decide that the fight is on their terms most of the time Oh, yeah, did you play any sort of top-down strategy game like Total War or whatever and you're like, ah Man horses were a game changer Having the mobility to choose when you fight speed kills like typically in a game you are the most mobile agile best guy ever that
Starting point is 00:52:04 It's got me stuck on Elden Ring. Elden Ring, the people you fight are they hit harder than you, they're stronger than you, they're bigger than you, and they're faster than you, and they dodge better than you, and
Starting point is 00:52:16 they're better at everything than you are. And I'm like, this isn't even gaming. What the fuck is happening with this game? Like, everyone I fights flies, they jump in the air. They're literally dragons half the time. Uh then what I can do something they can't, which is respond.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Well, I didn't like I watched you play some and I saw some clips in the past couple weeks just watching some boss fights and like it's the only game I've ever seen where like usually you go up to the big beast, the 20 foot tall monster. If he like pulls his sword up over his head you go up to the big beast, the 20 foot tall monster, if he like pulls his sword up over his head and you dodge to the right, he brings it down in the same spot where it was aimed initially. So it's like, all right, I dodged it. Thank goodness. These guys will like raise it up and then you dodge and they'll go, whoa, like it just like, it
Starting point is 00:53:01 seems direction at the last second. It's like, well, fuck he he's tracking me. Well, he's big. How am I supposed to not get fucked up by this? Oh, can I make a quick suggestion? Once you're done with Elden Ring, you should try that medieval combat game because it has so many counters and stuff, but it's PVP. So someone will you can swing forward and then you can be you like fake swing you faint People will faint and then they're like twist their sword back and you'll commit to blocking and they'll do like an understrike and fuck you Up and I'm sure that's satisfying to do against the boss in Elden Ring
Starting point is 00:53:34 But when you do it against a kid online, it's how air chivalry to Elden Ring has people but my plan I don't want to admit it out loud, but here I am. Elden Ring has at least somewhat replaced the gym. This can't be a permanent situation. So I'm going to beat Elden Ring and then hit the fucking gym and stop being a slug asshole. That's my objective. I empathize so much with that. I'll be like, oh that man I'm doing good in this meaningless online game and all I had to do was skip the workout that makes me feel good at the end of the day this is not productive and this is not probably good it's got to be a fucking like drain that game like it goes on and on forever right and
Starting point is 00:54:23 you're even playing the DLC. No, I'm, I'm deep into the DLC at this point. Oh, I misunderstood. Yeah. So far, I don't know, 10 days ago or something. And uh, at this point, so I follow this checklist that has me, I don't want to call it a hundred percent of the game, but cause, but it's damn close. Like I'm doing every quest, every NPC and uh, shit, I'm like 90% through the DLCs list. So I must damn close. Like I'm doing every quest, every NPC and shit. I'm like 90% through the DLCs list, so I must be close.
Starting point is 00:54:50 I'm so deep in. I'm so deep into Tarkov's quest line. I've got to be getting close to being completely done, too. I think Kappa is bugged right now. I can't get the fucking Kappa quest. I'm sure they'll fix it because it's not just me. It's like lots of people can't get their Kappa quest unlocked. But I'm pretty sure I'm done. I think I got Kappa unlocked technically if they would just unlock for me. fix it because it's not just me it's like lots of people can't get their cap a quest unlock but i'm
Starting point is 00:55:05 pretty sure i'm done i think i got kappa unlocked technically if they would just unlock for me and i've got light keeper i'm doing light keeper missions now i'm so deep into the quest line it's a lot of fun i like the pv so much more than pvp like i'll go back to the pvp maybe to fuck around with those uh grenade traps because those look fun people have found interesting places to put them and I'd like To upset people I enjoy that. What are you gonna play after you burn out of Tarkov? Age of Empires you told me privately maybe nothing maybe nothing for a while until something good comes with us now Actually, what's the day? It's the third six days from now. I think
Starting point is 00:55:42 Space Marine 2 comes out. I'm gonna play that. Ooh. So Larry Strong is good at video games. How is he taking to Age of Empire? I know you have said he's he's joining us. He's been DMing me and asking about the game and how he should get started and like what hotkeys he needs to map, like what the basic strategies of the game is. And so I know he's a really good gamer. Have you ever played anything non-FPS with him, Kyle, Larry? Like top-down strategy?
Starting point is 00:56:15 Because sometimes it's like a difficult transition. Like Volvety, for example, is a world gamer when it comes to shooting games. He's unbelievably good. RTS, he struggled a bit. And I think, I think part of it was like that thing where like a kid who's naturally good at a lot of things, they encounter something they're not naturally good at. And so they go back, I'm not good at this. And they ditch out,
Starting point is 00:56:36 like he just needed to put more time in. But man, Volvati, thank God. Oh no. Is he still in our military? Because we can't have people surrendering that quickly. You show up in Vovity's base with six guys early game and do a little harassing and he'll be like, well, it's over. And then he'll resign. And I'm like, you're six archers, man, you could have garrisoned. There's a litany of things that you could have done. He's like, nah, dude, I'm not rolling. He had a hard time at Warhammer 3 as well or Warhammer 2, whatever. That is more similar to AOE than, you know, the shooters are.
Starting point is 00:57:10 And Scum played Age of Mythology with me a little bit the other night. That game's awesome. They did such a good job. And I'm hoping Larry picks up AOE quickly because it'd be good to have another person to who's a pretty solid player in like team games online. That would be ideal. It's kind of a depressing genre to even get into right it's like dead no it's like like getting a nice eight track passion go yeah I was looking into it it was like only losers play this game it's really unpopular only gay retards like come with Cheetos in the same bag If you want to snack
Starting point is 00:57:49 And if you're trying to fight back the temptation to snack, this is the genre for you You can't take your fingers off the keyboard. Whereas if I'm playing shooters like so water for die three times You know that thing that the guy you know when a guy plays harmonica while he's playing the guitar and he's got that little harmonica right here in front of his mouth. You know how you strap on a feeder to a horse? What is that device? Oh, that feed bag. Feed bag.
Starting point is 00:58:15 Yeah, that's just eating out of a bag. Little spring loaded popcorn that just presses it higher as you work your way through it. Damn, the RTS gamer fuel would be perfect. Yeah, I wish they would come out with more like interesting RTS games, but they just the best ones have been out for so long. Definitely not making any more because they they stop making them. No, they still make them, but they're not as good. Like the new Age of Empire, Age Empire's 4 came out like a two years
Starting point is 00:58:45 Ago, and it's less popular than 2 because 2 is just a better game. It's more complicated. Hmm, that's true But I meant outside of that one outside of age of empires, you know, there's no if you look at shooters Like oh my god, there's so many shooters like there's new shooters every day shroud has a shooter like like people are constantly making great Shooters with new mechanics. There's that, I can't think of the name, but the one that's like Portal and Halo mixed. It's like Split something, Splitgate? Like constantly new shit being done and innovation. But with RTS, it's like, does anybody do this? Anybody make this anymore? The longevity of shooters just isn't as much. You can go through and do it way more and just figure it out and get burned out and on RTS
Starting point is 00:59:26 It's like because it's random maps and it's random creation. Like it's all every game is new I like I want to work off. I can't think of a shoot of it lasts more than like two years Yeah, seems like they used to have a longer shelf life remember like Perfect example cod 4 came out in 2007. And that was played regularly. And people were making videos of it in 2012. Like, that game had legs. Like it was, it was around for a while. Even Xcal and Blame Truth had times where they would always be like, new COD sucks. I'm going back to the old ones. And then they would do that. And they still got views. Now it seems like Call of Duty's are like eight months and then
Starting point is 01:00:05 people are on to the next thing. They it's, I, what I remember, and maybe it's cause we were just so much more into Cod and we were obviously, but like they're there. It felt like a huge difference between each one. You know, Marvel movies kind of fade together at some point, like, but the early, the early Cod games, like two, three, four, five are all incredibly different from one of them So and then the black ops games, obviously they're trilogy there that are each one rather similar, but it they all felt distinct and each one felt like a
Starting point is 01:00:37 Had its own legacy now. It's just like I don't even know who makes God exactly I think there's three or four developers involved. I know Raven was pitching in a couple years ago. Who the hell knows three? And then the zombies mode. I don't quite understand who owns zombies anymore because it seems like Treyarch isn't the only one making zombie games maybe. I thought I saw some Sledge Infinity and Treyarch.
Starting point is 01:01:00 Everybody's making zombies then. I kind of want to play this year's zombies. I always, I like zombies and I do like the Easter eggs I know y'all hate them, but I like I like learning the Easter egg and doing it as long as it's not too hard You know, I like going through the steps and memorizing it and doing it quickly and shit But I don't think I'm gonna be like you like you like memorizing steps Wow Wow. Do you want to have a game for you?
Starting point is 01:01:26 That's funny. Yeah. A wrap there. Yeah. Very well. All right. PKN 524. Have a good day.

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