Painkiller Already - PKN 527

Episode Date: September 24, 2024

BKN 527 sup boys. So what are you doing? You won't be voting for the black Nazi who's running for office in your in your land. Will you? You know, I'll vote for who I want to. All right. All right. All right.

Did you get a picture of that guy? That guy's incredibly overweight. I can't believe you would ask what he would never vote for. No matter what. That'd be so funny if like Trump was running again. It's his fifth time in office. They've invented a robot body for him, you know, and the Democrats just keep putting up fighting on what he's like.

I you got to have principles. The principle. Yeah, because he's objective. The young guy. Yeah. Republicans are pulling their support and their funding and all that now. Yeah, I guess the writings on the wall of that guy's not gonna not gonna win it. But I gotta say when that guy's next to Trump, Trump looks like a fucking athlete. Like there's a better picture anyway.

He's got his biggest vote on to be Trump is not at his biggest right now. I don't know when this picture was. Yeah, he's okay. Yeah. This guy on the left, though, he looks like a rapper or something. He looks and look at what the guy like on the left though, he looks like a rapper or something. He looks and look at what the guy, like I'm left is wearing. Like that's the most flattering thing he could be wearing. Like a straight hang down giant tarp.

Yeah. Opted REI on the way to this. So, so for people who don't know that's Mark Robinson, he's the Republican candidate for governor in North Carolina. He was leading in the race before Like so when it's so early, it doesn't matter I'll call it like four months ago or something before people really knew who the candidates were and then once he gets on the stump And he starts talking you realize this is kind of a crazy person All the Republicans hate him except Trump, but that was kind of his appeal. He was much like 2016 Trump.

He was this like, yeah, the RNC hates me. The state legislature hates the legislation. The Congress hates me on the state level. No one supports me running for this. I'm an outsider. I'm here for you. And it was an effective pitch. But as they learn more about them, they're like, Oh, wait a minute. Everybody's right. This

guy is terrible. And he first himself as a black Nazi. And I heard this one little, little ditty from him. It's one little ditty from him where he's like, I, slavery wasn't so bad. I wish we still had some slavery. I buy me a few. Yeah. It's like, God damn dude. Like, like,, you know that microphone is on the camera. You see the crowd, right? This isn't one of those things where you're like, oh is this him and like an old interviewer? He type that is from ten years ago and I guess he was leaving comments on a porn site And I didn't know this porn site. It wasn't one I had heard of you do that But he has a login mini soldier, which to me is a dick sized joke, but I'm not sure, um, many soldier.

And, uh, if you look at it, it's really compelling that it's actually him. One mini soldier is a login. He uses everywhere. And two, like there were a handful of, like, if, if you saw it written written down, like that shit fuck doesn't have a brain on his head. You'd be like, that sounds like like no one else calls people that. But this guy was like, I don't give a frog's bad ass. But it was even like it was a combo of words I had never heard. Yeah, it's not a saying.

You see it on his Twitter and then you see it on his like favorite porn site in those comments as well. I thought he used his real picture as the profile picture like he was audacious with that he wasn't hiding at all. And it was from 10 years ago. Did he really use he used his own profile picture? That's what I thought maybe it was maybe I just read. It doesn't seem like there'd be any mystery whatsoever if he had a picture of him giving a thumbs up with like his congressional documents. The fact that it was from 10 years ago is a thing too, because like if it was right now, all right, the guy's running for governor, maybe people are trying to set him up for a fall.

But no, he wasn't doing anything like I don't think he was really in politics 10 years ago. This, this was just true him. Were they all like ridiculous shitpost style things? Some of it was like, you know, politics type stuff. Oh, so yeah, the nude site, sorry, the website was nude Africa. It included expressing support for slavery, various homophobic and racial and anti-semitic slurs, enjoying transgender pornography, which I'm actually okay with. It's the hypocrisy that I don't like in that. Admitted to keeping women showering in public showers.

I forgot about that. Without their knowledge when he was 14 and he continues to fantasize about the peeping as an adult, self-identifying as a perv, calling himself a black Nazi, stating his support for Adolf Hitler over Barack Obama. I remember every one of these comments now. He's like a a cool guy. Well, hey, North Carolina, I hear he's not that far behind, you know,

there's still time for a resurgence. Maybe we'll find out that white man running against him is the devil. There's even fatter. Yeah, it's like an actual demon man. Maybe maybe he'll I don't know how you how you win that one. He has no defense. All he says is not me. And it's like, oh my God, the evidence that it's you is so compelling.

And for me, the writing style was a big thing. Oh, he's registered in Ashley Madison. Great. Yeah. Anyway, that Venice, I guess, is probably from a long time ago. I remember like five years ago, there was that huge implosion with Ashley Madison, right? Where like, they leaked everyone's info. And also, it came out that like, in true numbers, there were like a statistical error amount of claimed women on the site. Like it was tons of men, like 30 to women, like they, when their demographics came out, it wasn't like, Oh, our user base is 60% male and 40% female. It was like 98% male, 2%.

Like it was just like a women don't need a special website to cheat on their husbands. They can just say, hello, anyone. What I never understood about that is like, why were those people too good to their husbands. They can just say hello, anyone. They can hang a shingle. Back. What I never understood about that is like, why were those people too good to just cheat on their boyfriends or girlfriends with like regular dating sites? Like, why do we also have to be bad about it? Like at the at the. I assume that Madison had some level of privacy built into it. Is that not the case?

I don't know. Clearly way worse than any of the other sites. Well, it got hacked. I get it. Yeah, I bet it costs money to have your account and everything. And then and so it's not just privacy, it's sort of exclusivity. So you hear about all the time people like catch their friends, loved one on like a dating website. They're like, is this your boyfriend? Like, like, and it says they're single or whatever and vice versa. Um, but it's real unlikely that you're going to be on Ashley Madison

and that's going to happen. Right. And if they do, you're probably not going to want to, Hey, I was. Cheating on Bob. And I noticed that Bill's cheating on you. I saw Kyle at the gay bar. I think he might be gay though. I was, I was fucking popping in it up there on the stage with Billy.

And I know it was Kyle in the back when one of them motorcycle outfits, but the dating sites now, like at least like I used them in 2017 when I was single. And then I used them again last year when I was single and in that timeframe, like Tinder used to be free and you could like pay to get extra, uh, like attention. Like if you swiped up on a girl or right or whatever, it would show up at the top of her list. Cause women get so even disgusting ogres get so many matches that it would help you to go to the top. And then when I used it last year, especially I want to say Bumble, it was like there. It was

literally like, Hey, you get eight free swipes a day. You get to swipe left on the eight fattest women in America every day. Oh, I'm sorry. Those eight didn't work out. Well, check out a preview of what the next one might look like. See how that's like a human sized woman. It's going to cost you $6 though. Man, he was so close to this being the seventh one, but just barely off. It's like a more tolerable version of that is when like there's a there's a locked range. Like you'll only be able to see women within 15 miles of you. And if you want to see 20 to 50 miles, it's a little more money. And what they'll do is they'll be like, Hey, this person 20 miles from you likes you. And it's like little more money. And what they'll do is they'll be like, hey, this person 20 miles from you like you.

And it's like an attractive silhouette. They show they don't they should. You know, it looks like a person standing behind one of those like Japanese. Wow. This girl's fancy. She watermarked her own picture with Ralph Lauren. No, that's from one of her shoots. Yeah, that was Milan.

Yeah, it's all it's usually bullshit. I pay for all the things that like you want to pay for all the things you get all the super like it's so it's all range. They're bold. I mean, you know, it's a prostitute cost. Like, come on, you're saving you're saving money. I'm pretty sure that the Tinder like good one like the bottom of the scroll list for subscriptions is like $50 a month.

It is. It's. That's absurd. That's what Hulu calls. Come on. I mean, Hulu is not that expensive. You want live TV. Is it cheaper to get free sex or paid sex? Depends who you are. Yeah, some people are in better free sex than others.

Some people get worse free sex than others. Some people get worse paid sex than others. There's some processes like nah. I mean if you stay in the free sex. 8,000 an hour. 8,000 an hour. That's my rate. I mean the money you save on dates staying in the free sex side of the swimming pool, you'll eventually lose with like, you know, doctor's appointments getting, Oh man, they got to rash again. You know, wait, the money you save on the free sex comes with STDs. Eventually, if, if you just keep going after it and you

don't use condoms because I would imagine that the risk on the paid sex only homosexuals and sailors use condoms. Couldn't agree moreoms couldn't agree more and I'm neither. Neither one of those things. Why sailors and aren't the same thing port to port popping around different gal. You know, you know, that's an Austin Powers joke because she's Austin did you wear condoms, condoms, only homosexuals and sailors wear condoms. Of course, I love.

He's right. They're the worst. I don't mind them. I don't mind. I mean, you're crazy. Have you shopped around? Have you tried like a variety of condoms? There are different kinds. And it's just compared to actual sex. It's like it's just you're a virgin at this point, Kyle.

Compared to actual sex, it's sex. It doesn't count. I'm hearing here that you remind. I think it's like diet soda to regular soda. I think that thing, that's a great comparison. And if you a regular soda is like, oh my God, that's what Coca-Cola tastes like. Hmm. I need ice to cut the sweetness. It's so sweet, delicious candy.

But if you drink diet Dr. Pepper for a couple of years, you don't mind. Maybe even, hey, maybe even a real Coke's a little too sweet. You know, you finish it right away. It's great. Quickly in this analogy, I see. Yeah, you finish the Coke quickly because it's just candy. You're slurping that mountain. You're sitting there with your empty can.

I promise this never happens. Quickly because it's just candy you're slurping that mountain sitting there with your empty can I promise this never happens? Try another mountain deer like 20 minutes maybe 20 minutes. Oh, is that an embarrassingly long amount of time that I was kidding didn't make it make it 10 5-minute episode of black mirror. I'm good. Just come on one ranked matching age of Empire Don't leave make a 10 episode of Black Mirror. I'm good. Just come on. One ranked match in Age of Empires. Don't leave. Oh, don't don't. Oh, who you texting about this?

What do you mean you're on live? Jesus Christ. Film in my room. It's that's laundry is not usually there. You know, tell your fans. I don't love condoms. It doesn't hurt not condoms, but I don't think it's like it's like I laundry is not usually there. You know, tell your fans. Yeah, I don't I don't love condoms. I don't prefer not condoms, but I don't think it's like it's like I still want to go. You know, I'm not going to turn down condom sex.

Just like I'm if I enjoy my little diet, Dr. Pepper, it's real, real tasty. Yeah, but I love diet soda. There is always a thought in your head when you're having condom sex of like this isn't right. This isn't as good as it should be. Do you know? No, you don't have if anything, I'm like, but I'm lasting longer for sure. It is less. Oh, yeah. Because it feels worse. Yeah. Like, lucky for you, you made me wear this. Like multiple levels. And she's like, wait, what the fuck? No, no, you don't understand.

You don't understand. I didn't mean it like that. She's running, crawling away. No, I would burn that. I don't think it's in the world. I don't think it's that bad. If real sex is a 10, the condom sex looks seven. So what is a preferred condom brand? Oh, is there is there like a.

Some girls are allergic to fucking like latex. You've got to use skin, SKYN. That's the best brand of the non latex ones. But otherwise I usually get like Trojan and there's like an ultra thin real feel nonsense thing and it's like, oh my God, this really is like, is this safe? Who cares? real, real nonsense thing. And it's like, oh, my God, this really is like, is this safe? Who gives? If I was worried about safety, I wouldn't be having sex with a stranger I met online.

I'd wear gloves if you would fall for it. Really not my point here. You got that full body condom from Naked Gun. Remember, like, I only practice safe sex. not my point here. You got that full body condom from Naked Gun. Remember Leslie Nielsen's like, I only practice safe sex. And she's like, me too. And the next thing they have a full body condom on like it's a giant. It goes from the top of their head to their feet, the condom they're in. They're both inside of condoms. That's the best part about a sexual relationship with a girl that you know is just going to

be a short term hookup in both of your eyes is You can pretend to be a really sophisticated suave guy Also, they can like mention that I speak french and then move past it as though i'm embarrassed She rattles off she's like you really speak french and i'm like What do you think we would know I speak american speak French and I'm like, oh, we. No, I don't. What do you think we would know? I think America. You see these books, I love them so much.

They have the price of the price sticker on them. It was like I could remember the day I have a photographic memory. Ask me anything. You know, nothing of my life, so you can't confirm it. My favorite was telling that girl that Kramer was my dad like in my living room and she saw my Kramer painting and she's like up above the mantle. And she's like, who's that?

I'm a little mad that she doesn't know who it is. Oh, I'm just like, I'm not going to I'm not going to go into who that is because I don't have three hours to do this. I'm you don't have three hours in this house. And so we've got to

and I was like, oh, that's my dad. My dad. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Look at him. I had that painted a couple of years ago. He's a goofball. And he's on her phone being like, this is crazy. There's a clip here of your dad, apparently at the comedy cellar. He's racist. He's a really funny guy. Yeah, he is not funny, but very racist. You know, here's the thing. No one ever said my dad's racist. He's a really funny guy. Yeah. He is not funny, but very racist.

You know, here's the thing. No one ever said is my dad's wrong. They just say he's rude. No, I don't. I think it's been so long. So yes, I think he's too old to be actively work. Like he's he's older than you think. What's his what's his name? Can you tell me Michael Richards? So Michael Richards is absolutely blackballed. Nobody hired him for anything.

He has since done stuff with Jerry He and Jerry's recently said something like I've forgiven him. He's in the next project I don't care get mad about it like something like that. They also did the comedians and cars Getting coffee together and they talked heart or whatever that fucking flop was. I don't know what pop tarts is Oh, that's the Jerry is what was the Jerry Sandfield? Seinfeld Netflix. Oh, well, that's not flat. They pay you fucking cash money and then they stream it out, right? I don't even know. I think everyone said it was horrible. Oh, well In any case, he may have been in that I really don't know but

Michael Richards was also in several episodes of curb your enthusiasm playing himself and he's he's worried about about that he's worried about the the n-word stuff and so They have a black guy pretend like he's is it fair con jr. Or something like that like Yeah, and like the goes to him and forgives him like fake forgives him to build his self-esteem back up like the communities Forgiven you know, it's okay like like basically given his blessing to act again. It was really good. So it's called unfrosted and the reviews are 41% positive which is better than I thought it was going to be. Yeah, I don't know if he's in it. Yeah, I seriously doubt he's in it. Okay. But but I didn't watch that either.

He's 75 to tailor point, which is like it is older than I thought. Yeah. And if you see him at the. He was that I was going to say how will Hopkins he's fucking still doing it. There's a lot of old actors. Morgan Freeman still acting. Well, they're all going to be stopping in the next few years. No.

Yeah, you can't act well past like 90, unless you're maybe Christopher Lee. He did a good job. They can play old people, though, you know, Liam. Who's Gandalf fucking? He's Ian McKellen, not Nelson Common. You know, Ian McKellen's going, he wants to play Gandalf in the new thing. I'm hoping I'm hoping they throw it or you have to get tomorrow or

in pissed again Scottish for that one. I don't know I think you're doing you're doing piss pants. I was trying to do Frodo talking about Gandalf the wet wizard talking about Gandalf the wet wizard. Yeah, he was Gandalf. I sent you I don't know if you saw it like the poster or whatever for the animated Lord of the Rings thing that's coming out. It's one hundred fifty two hundred years before the events of the of the main films. Who's in charge of it?

Peter Jackson. OK, that's a good sign. There's your mind open to an animated Lord of the Rings. Yeah, yeah, there's a really good animated Lord of the Rings from the 70s. I think it's a war between like the Rohirrim and maybe other men, which I thought was pretty, I was like, yeah, I kind of like that. Like people fighting people, and I'm sure there's going to be some orcs and goblins and ghouls in the background.

I think there's a warrior princess, which I'm fine with anyway, too. As long as they stick to canon, there's lots of good material. I like animated stuff sometimes like. I can't remember. They just did an anime thing anyway. If the show has like a tiger on a fucking sailboat that crashes into an aircraft carrier, you got to do that animated. Right. Like who has a budget for a fucking tiger on a sailboat and whatever.

Now, they actually did. Yeah. Life of Pi. Yeah. But life of Pi wasn't made for so long. that animated, right? Like who has a budget for a fucking tiger on a sailboat and whatever? Now they actually did that. Life of Pi. Yeah. Right. But Life of Pi wasn't made for so long because they thought it was like unmakeable. Right? Like you couldn't do that story. It'd be so expensive. The tigers kept eating the kids. Yeah.

But thank you for remembering it. But anyway, yeah, do it animated. I want to see it. And some stuff is hard to bring into real life. I never saw that. I saw the trailer. I haven't. I got. Oh, I liked it. I didn't realize it was a metaphor until the very end. For some reason, I thought it was going to be a sad movie. And so I'm like, I don't want to.

I don't want to watch that. It's probably about a kid who dies eventually on a boat. I don't see the tiger die either, honestly. I'd rather. Yeah, I'm just not going to watch it. It's not going to watch a tiger die. I was I was watching this thing about those North Sentinel Island people and how they've used like metal from wreckages to make steel tipped arrows. I think they shot a guy with one while back.

And it was interesting because there's this Fermi paradox solution for me. Paradox is like, why have why don't we see aliens in the in the sky anywhere And there's a solution for it That's called the this like a zoo hypothesis the idea that the aliens are here that we're in a zoo That they're watching and and you know getting a kick out of this whole thing or maybe experimenting on us in some way Or observing us and they're like aren't the North Sentinel Island people in the zoo hypothesis And they're like, aren't the North Sentinel Island people in the zoo hypothesis? Hypothesis like they are living in that in that reality the the government of India has them as like it's protectorate

You're not allowed to go there They watch them with drones and satellite stuff and and they just kind of keep them there the way they are it Yeah, that was a neat way of looking at it and then they went through all the stories of people who It was a neat way of looking at it. And then they went through all the stories of people who tried to go there and befriend them with gifts and stuff and got shot at with arrows. Assholes, I've lost my any sympathy that I might have had for them.

There's a backstory for why they are, though. I think it's great. Well, not that it that's that's probably what the Spanish wrote down. Hey, they got sick. It was brand. I guess there was no way the Spanish could have conquered that small island. Now they weren't trying to. It was either Spanish or Italians.

But basically what they did, they came and they were like, hey, let's let's find those people that live on that island. And people all ran led the ones that could. They they found two old people and two small children and they kidnapped them and they took them back to where they're from where they all immediately felt deathly ill and the old people die. the tail. Can you imagine the tail they told? Yes, put us on a magic fucking like canoe then the wind carried us to a far away land where men wear shiny glass armor and are cruel to one another. There are so there more than the trees are burnt for nothingness. They had this awful tale about living in captivity and dying to disease. And not only that they're bringing the disease back to the island. There's no like next chapter to this story because when they went back, they got

shot at and they're like, why are they shooting at us? Because you brought disease and destruction last time. Like, who wrote all this down? What do you mean? I was assuming that like the people they sent back, they like taught them to read based on how thorough that story was. You were telling me talking about the accounts are all from the people who did it, they like taught them to read based on how thorough that story was you were telling. You talking about the accounts are all from the people who did it.

They're like, we went there, we took four people, we took them back to it. They got immediately sick. The two old people died. So we took the kids back and dropped them off. That's where the tail ends. But you know, easy pose that the kids went and said, Hey, they took me. Bad things happen. It's scary. Mom and dad are dead. Grandpa and grandma are dead. I was going to say like, if, if like when the

kids got dropped back off and they, if they immediately shot them or whatever, that would kind of be evidence that that wasn't the first time that happened. Right. Like they probably had some war that like someone disappeared a long time ago came back. And the full app again, they weren't aggressive out of this. They ran. They ran. And then once the kids came back, they never ran and let themselves get kidnapped again. Now they always greet them with aggression. Oh, because the kids came back perhaps and told a story that the outside world gets here. It's really bad. Yeah, what the outside world was what these people were like. I think we should let them keep doing their thing.

Like, well, I disagree, they're jerks and something or do anything with that island they would have by now. So I mean, like, we're not going to find anything out neat that way. I don't care if they're best natural resources guano, they're assholes, and they shouldn't be left alone. Someone needs to conquer them. Why? What do they even have? Just a broken airplane.

They don't have that. They have nothing. They have one broken airplane that they're turning into single used arrows. Apparently. I think they get like plastic stuff washes up to like they get, they get garbage to use, However, they please. I bet plastic and metal would be. I just don't like how many good willed people have arrived and gave them banana after banana after banana, and they're still jerks.

I get it. You're holding too much of a grudge. They need to be more fearful of the world. They shot the they shot the missionary in the fucking leg. And then they said they could hear they got laughing while he ran away. They shot him in the leg with like hysterical, I guess. America is an ally with Vietnam. Come on, get over it. Yeah, let's let's just conquer him real quick.

But a fucking Denny's there. You know, guess how many there are? 800 and then I'm going to guess to I'm going to guess one forty five. What he's right in the middle, it's 50 to 200 is the estimate. Oh, 50 to 200 people. They don't need conqueror. Just leave alone. We should we should drive, you know, just drop off like one guy in a suit of armor once a year just to like,

I was thinking, behave a little bit my own idea What if we set up a system of glass above ground tunnels so that we could walk around and have make them a tourist attraction? See that's now now we're using our noggin's I like Then they can have their fun we can have a whole area where you wait here with an open hand You like a two-way mirror system you drop it off and like, like, even it's just cameras, you know, you like camera rig that place up with cameras. I would watch that TV show like the North Sentinel Island fucking TV show. You eventually you can crack their language in no time.

If you had video of them just living their lives, we'll make a website that's live streaming the Sentinel Island called New to Africa. We'll get Mark Robinson to post. That's racist. It's the South Pacific. Well. They are. They're black. To the old the first topic, I would say the brown, they're like Indonesian islander type people, you know, in those Japanese island areas around.

I don't know. I don't care because I guess they're at least similar. Somewhat. But they did. They have brought like islanders from the there. They're nearby islands where the people don't like kill you when you go and they have their own language. And so they took one of those guys and he was like,

I don't know what the fuck they're speaking. They clearly they've been like separated from even the local village islander people for so long that the language drift is complete. You know, in the same way that when you go old enough in English, it's like, what are y'all talking about? I get one out of 12 words and I don't think it's the right one. If you would have dropped me in like 1800, obviously I'd speak funny to them, but we could communicate another 200 years and it's a different language.

I see, I think I watched a, um, a cooking channel that Taylor like, like medieval cooking, they had to translate the cookbooks I had, so many of the words were different, like 80% different words. Yeah, and they would instruct things. They'd be like, add a healthy amount of berries and shipping of cream until well managed. I'm impressed with the coddle of melted lard. Impressed? What? Hey, check it out!

Got some coddled lard here, but you've never seen any lard like this. This is actually duck lard. I like that. I like that channel, the Townsend's. And I like the older the recipe, the better. I saw, I watched this other channel and they just make sandwiches from the 30s It's like dude, they didn't have an onion sandwich. Like how it was the depression, you know, it's like don't remake that that's survival food Like that wasn't like a cool thing. Sorry guys. We picked a bad decade in retrospect for our sandwich Depression and one of them was like like being was it being by or being cake

there's like you cannot make a refried bean cake and before air conditioning and ventilation was invented like like I can't imagine God the old times with stock the old times must have been so fucking smelly everything smelled like see everybody had Bo everybody was rancid from week, especially white people. We didn't use to bathe. There's a there's a thing on the internet where black people say we still don't because and then they're mean about it. But then like somebody points out like Europeans had running water before anywhere else on

Earth. Well, no, they didn't. But you know, the Romans had running water before anyone else on Earth? Um, no, they didn't. But you know, the Romans had running water before anyone else on Earth. But the the Europeans like wouldn't bathe, like there's fame like Queen. Was it Queen Victoria or Queen? Romans had running water before everyone else.

Oh, wait, isn't Roman Italy, which is Europe? Yeah, that's Europe. The Roman Empire had running water before anywhere else on Earth. They didn't come up with it for hundreds of centuries. Or hundreds of years. It is the Mediterranean Europe. Yes. Yeah. Really? anywhere else on earth. They didn't come up with it for hundreds of centuries. Or hundreds of years. Is the Mediterranean Europe?

Yes. Yeah. Really? 100%. But those are like greasy brown Europeans. When you think of Italy now as this big fucking boot thing that's coming up and touching Europe, I'll give you that. But back in the day, I feel like the Roman Romans. But back in the day, I feel like the Roman Romans and those aren't the the pale faced

peoples that we think of those are the Germanic tribal people that we think of as quite Europeans and the slobs a little bit But I you know, if you're great the Romans weren't just Italian You know like south Europeans So like it depends what part of the Empire you were from, but like, let's take like 117 AD the Maximum expanse of Rome, you know the Spanish Italians kind of modern-day Czech people some slobs also like Coptic Christians in the axis of taxes part of the thing about Zack says the idea that white people don't bathe comes from the fact that most white people don't use washcloths.

I grew up using washcloths. I honestly thought began to think of washcloths as low class. If I'm being honest, like something that more people had or at least that like they use them a lot. Now washing your face, the different scenario, like make you got cleansers and shit. But like in the bathtub, I got a fucking loofah. I got a back scrubber. I've got like three different things.

I got a brush. I got a foot scraper. You got a foot scraper in your bathtub. No, it looks a fucking loofah. I got a backscrubber. I've got like three different things. I got a brush. I got a foot scraper. You got a foot scraper in your bathtub. No, it looks like a cheese grater, but it's for your calluses on your feet. I haven't even used my neck and the calluses on my feet. I haven't. You spent so much money on that thing and you haven't even used it.

The effort I had to move that thing around and it weighs 800 pounds. I don't know. Years. Use your back. Take a bath. Did I use the shower all the time? I had to move that thing around and it weighs 800 pounds. I don't know. It's been years. Use your bath, take a bath. Dude, I use the shower all the time. Dude, today, Jackie and I shower together. I don't want to say every day, but like six days a week.

And today she came in and she had to turn her own water on. And she's like, what the, oh right. It's like she forgot, like what am I turning my own water on? It's not pre-warmed for me. Like I'm sort of peasant. She's drawing a bath for her. Yeah. I, uh, but I, but I see that a lot.

And there's also the meme or the truth, perhaps that white people don't wash our legs in the shower, or at least they don't go through the trouble of like lathering them up and scrubbing. Um, I just lather up everywhere with my hands, like I because I think it's like a poorer thing, like the washcloth. You're right. As my grandparents like grew up in complete poverty and they're both like to this day all about washcloths in there. And I remember like taking showers at their house as a young kid. And my grandma being like, now you use that washcloth in there. That's clean. It's new.

And I'd like use it. And I'd be like, I'm just adding an extra step here when I could just rub the Soap on myself. So it's funny. I I also just use soap directly most of the time Yeah, but everyone's in a blue moon when I do use a washcloth like maybe at a hotel or something I think this is objectively better. This is just a better cleaning experience I feel like there's a little more abrasion in there. The soap goes a little longer. It lathers better. I think I should be using a washcloth more

that is objectively better, but yet I don't. I use this loofah. It's like long. It's like a really long stretch rectangle. If you can imagine that. There's handles on either side, like rope handles. And you like flip that thing over your back and catch it down low with your left hand.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. And and it keeps me from getting back acne. Like it'll it'll exfoliate my back enough that I don't get back acne because I will get that. And it's awful. I'll have a right on my side. I can't get to. But I don't really get back acne.

The worst is a sponge. It's been forever. Like, but like 15, 20 years ago, we had a yellow, like natural sea sponge. Oh, yeah. Just like lounging around in my shower. And that thing doesn't get like cleaned and properly dried. And after a while, I think rubbing it on you makes you dirtier. Yeah, you got 100% maintenance.

Yeah. Like, what is your guy guys cycle with like bathroom mats? Because you're you can like throw those in the washer and clean them, but I swear just like once a year. I'm just like All these thrown out new bath mats in my bathrooms because I don't want old, you know wet shit That's been sitting. Um, I don't know. I don't think I don't really do that. Other people kind of handled my bath mat, I suppose. Really? My answer is embarrassing.

We have bath mats every once in a while. And if they get any kind of odor, they make their way straight to the trash. And instead what we'll have is like neatly folded towels, like on the exit of the shower, but they don't stay neatly folded. It looks like your laundry is on the ground. And that's probably the reality where. What is everyone going to think when they see

that I folded a towel in this? It doesn't look good. I've done that too when I've taken too long to replace my bath mats. And there is a feeling like this is a little sloppy. I don't like the way this looks. I'd like it to be nice and tight with the right angles of the mat lining up directly to the shower. Right. It's neat. I like worry about things like that.

And that doesn't really look good or whatever. And then every now and then you see like a celebrity's place gets raided and you see undockered photos of what like billionaires live like and like NBA players live like, you know, like, like and I'm clean as fuck I'm organized yeah you know just have a closet full of like Air Force ones in a big pile it's like whoa on Cribs Cribs led to me to believe that y'all organized these like huge catalogs that that were like revolving that you could spin around like a spice rack turns out no no I have a big bag of sneakers I just paid, you know,

a bag leading women to organize it before 50 cents showed up or whatever. That happens when you're the same size for a while, right? Like you're not 21 who just got their adult feet four years ago, right? Like I have, I need new work boots. Why? Because mine are 25 years old. Yeah. I got these about when Hope was born. That sounds right. Yeah. Got a good life out of them. I've been finding myself, Kyle, in your corner of YouTube a little more the past week.

I started out, I know I talked about this a long time, those really interesting serial killer or criminal documentaries where they just, it's mostly just them in the interrogation room and through the interrogators and all that and like I've been on that I don't remember the name of the channel but it's a really big millions of subscriber channel and they have a ton of these and it's great because they're mostly just raw footage and they'll have like an announcer going over it a bit but it's mostly just watching them talk so far well I know them I know all the like heavy mostly just watching them talk. What have you enjoyed so far? Well, I know them. I know all the like heavy hitters, the good ones.

Which ones have you enjoyed? I like the one of the most recent one I watched was these two guys who posted like vlogs of their lead up. They wanted to be like the scream killers. And I think I watched it the same one a few years back, but I wasn't paying as much attention. And what's some other good ones? The ones where like they don't realize they've been caught. And so you watch them kind of figure that out in real time where it's like the officers implying that they found blood at the scene. Watch what happens when Mr. Vazquez

realizes his chances are done. And then like the guy will go from you know cold to kind of erratic but What especially good when the person is a cop? I've seen him when the cops there and at first they think they're helping the case and then they slowly start to realize They are the suspect. Yeah, and they're fun and it's like it's the same pattern as other parts of YouTube where You stay on this channel for a while and then like the lower tier trash Versions of that channel start popping up in the sides and they're starting to begin Have titles that I know are like really stupid, but I guess I'm not smart enough because I gave in where there's one that's like

200 IQ lawyer fights back against corrupt cops in the in the most in the top five most intense and like the thumbnail has some arrows. Of course, the video has videos, there's arrows that don't point anything that you go to the video and of course it's 10 minutes and two seconds. They're trying to get to the end. And so the beginning one, like it starts and it's like, prepare for the top five craziest, highest IQ examples of lawyers knowing more about the law than police officers.

And I wanted to be like, yeah, it's probably all of them. And I would bet the worst lawyer in America is on par with the most knowledgeable cop about like law itself. But the first one, this is a top five list. This didn't say several good examples. This said top five all time examples. And the first one leads off with this like fat attorney sitting in a car that has like a damaged headlamp. And of course the dramatic announcers like officer Stevenson notices that someone sitting in his car outside the local publics after a call, he decides to investigate, but what he doesn't know is that Mr. Johnson is an attorney and he knows the law and then walks up in the cop.

Hey, uh, we got a call. You, you doing all right out here? Every everything fine. Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm doing okay. I'm just sitting here waiting. Okay. Well, you know, can I, can I see your ID?

It's here where things get interesting. The lawyer's like, Oh yeah, here's my ID. The cop knows what to ask to get what he wants. Now, after this, you mind if I take a look around your car, make sure nothing. I'm not going to find anything illegal in there, am I? But what he didn't expect was for Mr. Johnston to know his rights. Actually, I'd rather you didn't look at my car.

After he'd been stopped, the cop had nothing to do but retreat Well, you know, I totally understand you have a good site for a street First that was the that was the lead-off Mild compared like I was like this is this is a cool one where the guy's an Uber driver and an attorney. You've probably seen it maybe. Of course. But one of my, dude, I've watched a couple of those interrogations and it just opens my eyes to the idea that don't say anything, get an attorney.

There are some guys who are so stupid that they think they can outsmart this cops. And there are some guys who are smart and think they can outsmart the cops. And there are some guys who are smart and think they can outsmart the cops. But both of them, like even the smart guy, like, okay, I get it. You're a physicist. You're cool. You're smart. But you're not better at this. You know, the rocket scientist, there was literally a rock.

He's like, yeah, I'm a rocket scientist, right? I'm sure that rocket scientist is smarter than me, but I will fuck him up an Elden ring right now Just because you're smart doesn't mean you're great at everything Yeah, there's not too many people who have that kind of intelligence. That's just It I don't know. I imagine intelligence is like all of these areas that you can or even specific Things that you can be intelligent in and like every now and then there's like a da vinci. I guess it's like i'm good at everything No, I paint I It's like, I'm good at everything. Oh, I paid. I scoped.

Look at the helicopter. I feel like I need to do it. You know, it's just a Renaissance man. I watched one of the times I saw you on must that guy. I watched one of those like cop interview things, and it was one of the few I saw where the cop, the investigator, rather the detective actually did get kind of pissed because it was one of the few I saw where the cop, the investigator rather than the detective actually did get kind of pissed because it was this dude who was like actively strung out on heroin that they just arrested because they found him near a site of a burglary. Like they didn't find anything

on him and he'd clearly been arrested many times. And so he's like sitting there and the cops like, you know what, I just have to get the rights out. You just have to give you the rights and then, you know, you can, we can move on from there. And so he does the whole like, you know what? I just have to get the rights out. You just have to give you the rights and then, you know, you can, we can move on from there. And so he does the whole, like, you have the right to remain silent, blah, blah, blah. And then at the end, he's like, have you understood the, the rights that I've read to you and the guy stays entirely silent, like won't say yes or no.

Cause he's done it before. And he knows it's like, you know, there's nothing that can help me here. And he's like, so I'm going to tell you what I'm going to request an attorney right now, which means that you can no longer ask me any questions until that's been fulfilled. Now thank you for the soda. He said that like three times, like, thank you for the Coke. Take me to my cell. Take me home.

Take me home to myself. He was already saying oh It was great like just would not comply he's like there's anything on me I'd be locked up am I under arrest my being there's There's a great scene in mr. In between that Australian TV show about the hitman and He has essentially went and intimidated a little girl's mom, little girls bullying his little girl. And so he's gone and not really intimidated her. He's just basically he went there and said, hey, I'm I'm Ali's dad.

Becky's been picking on Ali. The mom's like, she wouldn't do that. And it's like, yeah, and that she is, you know, my daughter wouldn't lie, you know. What are you doing here? I'm supposed to be scared. You know, my husband's a police officer. Who is he? Good for you. Nice. Wonderful.

And like that was kind of the extent of his, you know, him being mean or anything. Well, the cops come knocking on his door like the next day and all he will. He'll reply with is I don't answer questions. They just don't know what to do with that. Yeah. They sort of look at each other like, but don't answer questions. They just don't know what to do with that. Yeah, they sort of look at each other like the debt with this whole. They have no clue. But I don't answer the question. Who are you?

Ray Schuster? I don't answer questions. I watch TV show and movie highlights, and I really like it when bullies get there, come up and session. But Mr. In-between does next. I can't tell it like Kyle probably can, but he's at the club working out, right? In the boxing stuff.

And this girl comes in and she's a fucking 13 year old Hulkamaniac Muay Thai Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu student. And he's like, how are you? I'm 14. You go to this school, if I'm remembering this right, and she does, he's like, you know, how would you like to make $100? And he hires a bodyguard for his,

anathenese, is that who she is? No, so, the actress, the big girl, she is the girl from the expanse. She's the Martian badass Marine. Okay. That's when she's a little girl. That's her first acting role. She's a Kiwi for sure.

And and so raise instructing at the boxing gym, teaching the kids how to box. He's a he is a boxer. And he asked the he asked the girl like what she does because he can tell she's got striking skill. And she's like, well, you know, five years of Jiu Jitsu. And now I want to like get some striking experience, blah, blah, blah.

Really? You want to see if you can shoot a takedown on me? And it's like she double legs and chokes him unconscious. Like he doesn't want to tap the little girl. So he ends up choked unconscious. This is Mr. Inbetween. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The little girl chokes him unconscious. And then, like you said later on, like that girl's at at the school. She's like You becky Like yeah, who are you i'm ali's friend

Even better than that. I feel like is like ray's best friend gets set up by these guys They beat him almost to death. They put him in the hospital and Ray goes, Ray's like, they did what? Who did? Oh, and the guy that was with you, he didn't get beat up. Well, I kicked him a little. Ah, it came a little broke your head. OK. And he goes on this like that night. He goes and like beats and tortures like four or five people and gets them all. Everybody who set his body up, everybody who did anything

and then goes back to his body he's like you get him oh yeah I got him you're good friend right he has a speaking style that I really like like I think his friend owed some kingpin money and he's like hey my friend owes you money and he needs a favor. I'm asking you for a favor. He's like, you threatening me now? Now I'm not threatening you, but maybe kind of is like he's saying he's not, but it's you have to read the room here.

And this is dangerous. Man, I'm just asking for a favor and I'm a guy who knows how to repay favors. And eventually he gets the favor granted. And I don't know if the guy was threatened or if he Realized it'd be nice to have this guy on your side Ray then leaves and the the the kingpence henchman is like You let him go for and he's like, you know that is Who is it? But he's the home run what he said. He's like, that's the ghost or like that's the shadow or like something

Something like that. I love that that TV show. I wish they'd made more seasons of it. I mean raise a raise a very intimidating guy He's just a bit of a sociopath But he's also like a loving father and you can see both those sides of him how he can flip that switch It's not physically intimidating all three of us would crush that guy in arm wrestling. Yeah. Yeah He looks like he can box Maybe or maybe that's just like the show making me believe he can box but he handles himself Well, and he's also often often has a gun or like a better plan than the other guys He's usually a star wrestling on purpose. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, I can arm wrestle him down probably I wanted him to come on one time and be on the show But the FX handles only only PR have to go through them love I need some questions Do you want to get the Israeli tank commander on this week if we can for like 20 30 minutes because he's on him sure He says he'll have to wear a balaclava for for security reasons Okay But I I talked to him a few days ago. I need to ping him again He's gonna get in trouble for this isn't no, absolutely not

I think he's like deployed like doing shit like actively in this war fighting and he has been he talked about rockets going over his head and Something else. I don't remember the exact specifics. So I think he's gonna have a Really interesting point of view on this thing, thing you know I'm sure it'll be fair and balanced we should get Harley on this at the same time so that like they can just be like like just totally agree don't worry guys we're fair fair and balanced. So we brought in Harley Get us right away

Conversation without us like like laugh to make it fair. We'll bring we'll bring fish on This is more fair and balanced than the average brown person from the Middle East I would say he seems to you know brown person from the middle east i would say he seems to to you know understand i you know some of it um but i don't think he's happy with you know all of them yeah most of the world is stoked on it some people call it genocide i don't think it's genocide but you know it's pretty close to it it's bad the only reason it's not genocide is because they need more weapons it's not for lack of trying we're not telling them like genocide would be like if they were using if they were they were like to get them all. They were like humming like food resupply centers would eat or like

right targets that were there. And off the water went after the hospitals. Yeah, but that stuff isn't happening right now. No, no, no, no, no. I'm pretty sure it's a trained assassin going and getting bad guys one by one. Look, you anti-Semite. I'm not going to justify those with a response when you. If we were wrong, you would have said you're wrong, right?

Anti-Semitic, you would have said you're wrong. It's not that you're wrong. It's just that you're bad for thinking that. I think that's one of those no, for thinking that No, no things no no no notice that What I didn't like honestly was when they hit those Like the good guys were there like giving aid some group and they were in marked cars And the missiles went through the roofs of the car It was like all right, you'd like targeted those guys who were providing aid.

I feel like that's what it looks like to me. Yeah. And how much are the people that own that aid truck donating to our elected officials? How much money have they put in Lindsey Graham's pocket? Maybe they're to blame. I also saw recently, I don't know what was said and it looked like there was like three or four

Israeli soldiers throwing a Palestinian off a roof. And he was like, no, no, like trying to hang on on and they're like poking him down till he fell off the fell I saw them destroy a palestinian university And then laugh ha ha now your country has no education Yeah, it was like we're D degenerationally setting this country backwards. Dude, if the Israeli, like the official Israeli Twitter account will like post something in Hebrew, like big account, it's their account, and then you'll click like, translate to English. And then you're like, oh wow!

Just like, so bold!. Just like so bold. Just being like, and we will get the rest of the rats. It's like, this is your this is your country's account. Like, oh, man, did someone someone mistranslate this? Like posting that meme of the guy throwing up deuces next to the grave. It's a Palestinian flag and like BB Net and Yahoo's based on the guy throwing up deuces next to the grave. The Palestinian flag and like Bibi Netanyahu's face on the guy. But I mean, like, we're so we're so close to like a solution in the Middle East. You don't follow it.

I know you don't follow it too closely, but obviously they had the they had the the pagers went off the next day, the walkie talkies went off and then bombings began and the bombings have been ramping up and they've killed hundreds and hundreds of people in southern Lebanon. They are they are clearly like, I saw the big bombs. I saw Russian ammo dumps getting exploded and it was the largest explosion of the war, they said it was a lot of video that was a giant explosion.

Yeah, they said it was 12% of Russia's total ammo stores or something was destroyed this week because they Yeah, they should get satellite footage. It's it's it's something i'm kind of familiar with is you have these underground bunkers that are Not like tunnels under the ground, but they like dig them into a hillside and then they pile earth on top of these big berms Um, there's a lot of them like that in florida, uh that i've seen Russia speaking I'm sorry. The before and after of that was incredible. Like they destroyed all of it. It's just a big crater now. It's crazy. It's easy to have 2020 hindsight, but I'm like, what did you have? Like 12% of all

your military stores, like 60 miles from the front line. What you didn't recognize that as a bad idea. Or there was another time when Russia lost 600 people in one bombing because they had all their bunks and barracks on top of their explosives. You guys are terrible at this. You're Russia. Where should we sleep tonight? Having 12% of their total military.

On top of the AP rockets, you dummy. Where else? That doesn't pass the smell test, just as far as how an advanced nation would operate militarily. Like that just doesn't make sense. We wouldn't do that. Then it makes me wonder if we do that. Kyle just said we have a thing in Florida

and we might assume we're more protected than we are. But I mean, South Lebanon, like they've been bombing South Lebanon for a while. There's just no way that over 10% of Russia's national store of armaments is. Wait, are we conflating? I'm talking about a Ukraine, two separate conflicts. But yeah, yeah. I don't know. The big Russia thing is the Ukraine war. I maybe switch without you. Yeah, which is a much more interesting war. The drone stuff is really advancing the tech. Australia is making this drone now that's cardboard.

It comes all folded up and like almost flat. And then you like pop it together and make this drone that's about the size of a desk. And it carries a couple of kilos, they said of explosive, which is four or five pounds. That's a lot. And it looked like it costs, you know, at production levels, it looked like it would cost $50. I don't know. It looks like nothing.

It was cardboard and a motor and the motor wasn't big scary cool Oh, that's advanced. I was like, I think I can order that from like an old Radio Shack style magazine I don't know if you're into RC airplanes at all, but I was like three years ago and Cardboard air airplanes are really popular like if it some people consider Constructing the airplane to be the fun part of the hobby, not me. I want mine pretty much built if you sell it that way. But but some people really like cutting it out or even designing their own and cardboard is a common material for RC airplanes. They've got a hunter killer drone now that's on that's

on treads with a big ass machine gun on on it, a cannon on it, and they've recently been used it to clear out a whole trench of Russians because it just rolls up with armor and and it's kind of a goddamn Xbox controller. They did an interview with the guy who was in the Bradley that defeated the T-90 tank. They interviewed the driver and the shooter or whatever. And he's like, we're using armor piercing rounds first, but they jammed. So we had to switch to high explosive. So I just, you know, just like in the video game that I play, I decided I would blind him with those. And I'm hilarious. Like he mentioned video games several times and that's how he knew where the the the the the laser and the sighting system and all the periscope shit is on the on their tank and You can see him like shooting that shit off and then the tanks like lost

Fucking driving around in circles and the crew but bails up. I want to enter war and be like, alright I got all my experience from Call of Duty turns out. I can't jump off the second floor. No No, I called my guy a pussy for years because he because he got it out after running for three miles carrying 500 rounds of ammo But i'm gonna tell you what the trying to slide cancel and getting your head shot off in the middle of the street You're right unbeknownst to me when you reload the magazine the bullets from the old one don't go into the next one Oh, yeah, I dolphin dived right through a window just got killed immediately They got me That drone video I made forever ago that was like CGI of like a machine gun on a drone

We were like, yeah, I don't think anything like this will ever happen You know, this seems like really hard to carry that much weight and then the recoil would probably throw it off saw it So this week I had an ak on a on a drone now a youtuber did the same thing I don't remember which one but it immediately got him in trouble like 10 years ago. So like quick pause Do you actually remember which one? Uh, no, I don't I really thought you were protecting him. Yeah. No, I would know could have been anyone named richard, right? I thought you were protecting him. Yeah, I would know it could have been anyone named Richard, right? Yeah I don't think it was Richard But but somebody I think was like a small like I think I don't know that they really had like a gun channel

As much as they were like look at this thing We did I think it was like a person that did something like that But I saw in in ukraine like an ak Strapped sideways on a drone and you see the first person viewpoints. You can like see the barrel and he's Sideways on a drone and you see the first person viewpoints. You can like see the barrel and he's Like shooting at guys in the trees now, he's got to be super inaccurate, but can you imagine the terror from the guys in the trees? It's hard to hit back if you're a floating UAV like I don't know Yeah the rifle and I I couldn't I don't know if I ever did hit that bat with, definitely not It'd be hard to hit a fucking flying bat with a rifle a shotty

And then the craziest drone footage I've seen the whole war hole ever They've got a drone that drops thermite now. So you can imagine the Russians are hiding in a strip of trees It looks like it's 300 meters wide But it's only maybe 15 or 20 meters deep. It's this big skinny line of trees that they're in and I see a lot of that. A lot of the fighting takes place in little ridge lines like that and this drone starts on one end and it's flying to the other and it's dropping it's raining burning thermite like it's on fire as soon as it comes out of the thing and it's dropping

wide and you can see the fire starting behind it. It was terrifying. Yeah. It was terrifying. Yeah. And if, so I saw this too and it has two things that it does well. One, anyone there is going to get burned. That's horrible.

That might be the first thing you thought of. The other thing is it removes that cover for their future operations. You know, any pocket of trees is where it's hard to shoot people, it's hard to get them out. They dig in, but you burn it like that. And suddenly they don't have the cover they thought they did. The drone stuff is wild.

It's gonna be, it's gonna keep getting scarier and scarier. I wanna see what our government does with it. I think, I know that the sixth generation fighter is a suite of systems where you've got the main plane, whatever it looks like now, surrounded by two, three, or four plane-like drones. They look like triangles that fly around it that are autonomous drones that are also you know, autonomous drones that are also helping with sensing and targeting

and defense I would imagine as well. I know that's what the sixth gen is gonna be from the US. By the way, nobody's really got a fifth gen plane. The Chinese and the Russians claim they do, but it's not really not on par with our shit. So it's cool that we're already like making the next generation when they haven't mastered the last generation i love that shit i'm convinced taking people out of the plane is the move yeah over time yeah i don't think so i think i think that there's always going to be so there's

different two different kinds of jamming right there's this like selective jamming where they're jamming the frequency that they know you're on and there's lots of different sensor type systems But they can all be jammed in one way or another satellites can be jammed Laser can be jammed rate radar radio radar can be jammed So they know what frequency you on they can really turn you off But the Russians aren't sophisticated enough to operate that way so they blackout entire areas They're they're just hitting every frequency with this blackout jamming systems that are effective against modern stuff. But if you got a guy up there flying that fucking thing, he can make

decisions and he can shoot stuff and he won't drop out of the air and have, you would have to have an AI system that takes over that thing. So then you open a whole new suite of problems, right? You need AI in there to do what you want, which I think for most missions, other than like a dogfight, which doesn't happen anymore, it would seem. If you're just sending a thing in to like drop a bomb and make a decision about dropping a bomb, AI would do that pretty fucking well. But then you have to give it like, hey, you're on your own, head over there and look for the bad guys. It's like, what if it's bad guys dressed as civilians? What if it's good guys in a bad guy area? Like it would have to make a lot of... You make a really good point. I was watching YouTube videos recently of the A-10 and this is like my kind of video. Imagine soldiers on

the ground with panicked voices like they're shooting on the white smoke on the white smoke and then the a 10 guys common professional he's like all right i see the white smoke i see the building next to the white smoke i'm coming from south to north yeah and he's like yeah yeah do that do that like it's like good effect on target more more more and they're so excited and he is saving soldiers lives. And then like they interview the pilots and it's all like, yeah, that's our mission. We support soldiers on the ground. That's what the purpose of my life is to keep all those boys alive.

And a lot of them on the ground are young, whereas this guy's like 38, something like that. And it's his third war by this point. And these soldiers are under fire. And it's they're just coming in like heroic. God, it's cool. Now, 38, he's still making a difference at 38. I know, right.

You think you put them aside now. I think I know anyone that old. Neil Armstrong, Neil Armstrong, step foot on the moon at 30 years old. I'll have you know. Yes, they'll have you there no sooner than 40. Lots of top athletes. Well, I'll be there by James. Is the bond, James?

I mean, Gretzky's in his early 60s. So Amy Ochis, you should have a champ at 38. Brock Lesnar, probably 40 something. These 38 Rockles there 40 something john's gonna smoke steve and then right off in the sunset is the goat goat. That's that's what's coming He's already basically said it. Um, yeah, here's the thing though. Tom aspen all is the backup fighter So steve could like hey tom You know, I don't think I'm gonna make it next year

Might not make it to the fight. You know, I'm not even not even training really You might want to start now like like and just have Tom step it I bet John would back out I bet you see DC's quote Mm-hmm. He said that if either John Jones or steep a get hurt, neither one of them is fighting Tom Aspinall. And that's why don't they. I thought you said John Jones was the best. He thinks he'd get one time the best.

I don't think any of them. Well, John might think he can beat him. I don't know. He might not know is the top right now. So basically the situation is John has John is the champion. He has the belt but he because of an injury his his next fight against stepe who's like the last generation's goat maybe um has been postponed and postponed because of injuries and some other shit in the interim they

made aspen all the interim champion which is kind of like a silver belt that's like like you're the champ kind of and usually unify those things But John's willing to fight the opponent. He's already set up against Neither John has been the goat through like three generations of the UFC like he started at 19 I think right was he champ at 19. I Don't think so, but early 20 if you said 20 or 21, I'd be on board. Yeah, maybe 21 I think he started in the UFC in like 19 years old or something crazy like that And he's 38 now and he's never lost a fight and he's fought some real competition

But Tom Aspinall is in his prime and he is a big white Artist yeah, motherfucker Big white Professional martial artists. Yeah, he's a bad motherfucker So it would be a fucking coin flip at best, you know if they fought I think I think I think John Jones Would be the underdog and I say that because he's been so inactive. He has one fight Gagne Who was like he was the top guy at one point because there were no other it was like a weak moment in Heavyweight division and he was like her but the fight was so short Did he ever get a defense the ever defend his title? I

Did I think he lost his first title defense? You know, I'm having a hard time remembering exactly how the one of the weaker champions and John beat him and that's John's only win in like four years question mark I'm looking at John Jones record right now. Dude, you guys are no more because you follow the sport. There seem outside looking in. There is way too much long term credence

given to fighters for fights they had like eight years ago, seemingly, because I've heard you guys say like, oh, John Jones is the best in the world. And since July 29th, 2017. He's fought five times four of those over four years ago. Like this guy, that's actually not that bad considering. Well, considering he, some of it's a suspension and some of it's a serious like pair. That's not that bad. A lot of fighters fight once a year. Um, see, but you also got to keep in mind, Taylor, he was the champion at the light heavyweight, which is 205 pounds for his whole life.

And then he was like, you know what, I'm going to be the heavyweight champion. Give me give me a minute. Let me put on the weight the right way. And like get up to heavyweight status. And he did that and then fought and immediately beat the heavyweight champion of the world. And I can embarrass in fashion like he looks like he thought once as a heavyweight champion of the world. And I got an embarrassing fashion. Like he looks like he thought once as a heavyweight against one person. That is what I'm talking about.

That's the fight I'm referring to. Do you not see like this is just as a fan of like other sport? Like I hang my hat on my team's Stanley Cup win, which happened three wins ago for him less than like UFC fans do on these guys wins. Like, like, yeah, I wouldn't doubt that Tom Aspinall is going to beat the shit out of him in probably a convincing way. Like John Jones has every incentive to never fight again because people will

just carry water for him and be like, dude, he's a double champ. He fought one guy one time after that guy's prime in a heavyweight bout. But it wasn't one by submission. It was a it was but a heavyweight champ who was not past his prime. He was a younger guy than him. No, he's a little bit. Conor McGregor at one fifty five, right? So what's Conor McGregor's one fifty five record?

He beat Eddie Alvarez, right? Who was one of the weaker champs and never successfully defended his title. And they're like, he's the goat greatest of all time. One forty five, one fifty five. What more do I say? And it's like he's never defended the belt. Mm hmm. Yeah. Well, you know, that that's all true. It's just so much of the sport is just marketing.

But to go from one forty five and to win at one fifty five, there's a lot of marketing, but those are all true things. I think trying to diminish John Jones character is is a is a I don't know anything about his character. That's the thing about it. Oh, it's garbage. I feel like his like we talk about his longevity, like, oh, my gosh. He was on top from I'll make it up from like

2010 to 2024, something like that. I don't know. Twenty five, maybe to 2024, something like that. And he says his long, long reign on top. Can't get that long. But on the other hand, he's been suspended for cocaine. He's been suspended for steroids twice. And he always comes back and wins. He's been well, yeah, maybe his opponents are not taking the same steroids.

But the my point is he'd have more wins more fights maybe more losses if he wasn't didn't spend all that time suspended when he came back he beat the guy who held the belt like he would leave and they would find out who the best is now and he'd come back and say oh that's your best and he'd make them cry and he tested positive again, right? So that's a peak of Graham. You talk about the peak of Graham test. Yes. Did he ever beat a heavyweight champion? It looks like he fought in a match to determine who the champion would be.

I think that's true. No, no, no. Is that true? Was it says heavyweight debut won the vacant UFC heavyweight championship? So yeah, yeah. So he's that's his only heavyweight fight. OK. So he's never beat an actual belt holder, but he kind of got put into a position where he could easily win one because it's very marketable. Yeah.

That's what this whole like it's like if every year they were like, all right, sorry, guys, but you know, the rules of MLB Yankees choose their schedule. It'd be like really good analogy. Really unfair. This is crazy. Do you not see what MLB is doing and everyone being like, the Yankees are the best of all time. Yeah, of course. I know it's time to stop. Oakland, did you guys follow the Caitlin Clark thing at all?

I I saw rookie of the year and I saw get poked in the eye. The poke in the eye is the part I'm talking about. Yeah, so it's the first round of the playoffs and I saw get poked in the eye the poke in the eye is the part I'm talking about Yeah, so it's the first round of the playoffs and I've been following the WNBA like, you know stats and stories wise Maybe some game like you can watch a whole basketball game on YouTube in like eight minutes now They just show all the points and I watched little that so I've been following but I'm no expert and This woman from one angle it looked like she was just swatting at the ball and hit Caitlin in the face. From another angle, you can see like she's swatting and then like a fricking missile, doom right in there and pokes Caitlin Clark in the eye. Caitlin Clark rolls on the ground for a couple of minutes.

She's got a black eye throughout the game. They never show that Caitlin Clark threw an elbow and got her revenge. That's a thing and There's a lot of talk about whether it was intentional or not I'm watching right now and this is you gotta keep in mind that obvious It's that league is full of of human trash who are so jealous that someone is trying to make them more money They can't fucking stand it. They lost 50 million last year or maybe this year and then they they just want to I don't know stay in obscurity and and poverty. I guess that's what they want. They like their second jobs. They're fucking ghetto

That's what you're dealing with and they hate the rate and they're clearly racist and the one that poked her in the eye is the one who's always on twitter being like toxic as fuck And racist that that league needs to start. They don't like it because they need that league needs to start throwing down 25, 30 game suspensions and shit like that. And they need to choose your Tiger Woods. Looks like it wasn't even a game in a season.

And you think there is. It's like four days a year. This is perfect. That's perfect. You're done for the year. If Phil Mickelson was tripping Tiger Woods on the fucking green and like like like driving a ball at him when he was like fixing a divot or something, you know, whoa, Phil,

you don't get the golf anymore. Fuck you. What I heard is that and it's a little outdated. It was like three quarters of the way through the season. 17% of all flagrant fouls in the WNBA were against Caitlin Clark. 17%. Right. They were against one player. There must be what? 100 girls in the league and one of them has 17%. And then something like 50% of those flagrant fouls were Angel Reese. Yeah. Just her biggest rival. Just watching that. Like, you don't have to know anything about sports to know that's not a sports play.

Like you don't miss by a lot. Give up on turning towards the rebound instead aiming your hand like this. Like you're a, like you're doing some ancient martial art of eye snatching and then jam right in. The only counter argument, if you watch it again, I'm pretty sure you'll see she wasn't looking at what she hit. She was looking away. Am I right on that? I'm

going from my memory. No, she looks down as she's you think she's looking at what she's 100% is mad at Caitlin Clark because Caitlin Clark's a white woman and she's better at basketball than she is. And it's as simple as that. Yeah, Caitlin Clark as a rookie, this is just me talking maybe fifth best in the whole league her first year in. I wish that Caitlin Clark would get an amazing career in acting and leave those losers alone. I wish that her prosperity didn't depend on that garbage league of people. And she could go on and be prosperous somewhere else.

That's my hope for her because they don't deserve her. That's that's great. They got a real crab in a bucket mentality over there. Yeah. And they're trying to poke the eye out of the most successful crab who's bringing the most attention to their bucket. The only counter argument I have to that is the people that you're describing accurately, I would argue represent like a quarter of the league. And there's a whole lot of people who are grateful. There's a lot of people who aren't valid. Well, the, yeah, the league, I'm sorry. I didn't listen carefully first. The league, they do seem to have like institutionally

be against her. Why wasn't she on the Olympic team? She was good enough to be on the Olympic team. As a matter of fact, the Olympic team played the people who got snubbed and the snubs won before the Olympics. Makes sense. Even if she wasn't good enough. Yeah, but but there are a lot of like good players in the league who I like.

There are a lot of hot girls in the WNBA, which you wouldn't think it's that. And I'm like, they should change the uniforms because I look at them and I'm like, every one of these guys looks guys. I call girls guys. Every one of these women look terrible in their uniforms They could do better. There's a reason tennis MMA Volleyball are the popular women's sports now not all these women Belong on magazine covers, but some of them do change off it

I saw a clip of they were doing some sort of special event and this lady they're playing doubles it. I saw a clip of they were doing some sort of special event and this lady they're playing doubles tennis and the lady's known for her grunts or whatever and they've mic'd them up and her first And they're like, oh, come on. Give it to us. Yeah, I honestly like I've said about MMA a thousand times. Boys, it's how good you fight and how good you are on the mic. Girls, it's how good you fight and how good looking you are. And I feel like there's some potential left on the table at the WNBA. Yeah, with those uniforms. Yeah. With those uniforms. Yeah.

And those hairstyles. Well, you guys want to call it dinner time? Yeah, I think so. All right. PKN 527.