Painkiller Already - PKN #58

Episode Date: October 3, 2015

This week's PKN, Kyle sets up shop outside and has some real fun playing with his new toy....A FLAMETHROWER!

And we're live! Thanks to our sponsor, Pepsi. I wish they were our sponsor. But anyway, Kyle, you went outside. Yes, yes, first time in ages. So I thought it, I was just lying in bed, we were watching some Boardwalk Empire, and I was thinking, I'd like to shoot my flamethrower on this show. I think that would be a lot of fun.

And then I was like, well, that's a shitload of work. I'd have to drag a picnic table fun and then I was like well that's a shit load of work like I'd have to like drag a picnic table over here and put my microphone set up and all the electronics that go along with that and I'd have to get a laptop and I'd have to get another monitor and I'd have to get an extension cord oh no did we lose internet?

no it's okay I think he'll come back because we have been talking for like, what time is it? 8.18? We've been talking for 20 minutes already. So, there you are, see? 19 and a half minutes. That long we've been talking and he never had an internet problem until just now. It could even be me. Kyle, you there?

He's not there. Time Warner is having some major outages over the last two days in my area and I've been noticing that I've been having problems with like Google was down for me right that can't be right so it might be my internet which is usually really reliable but it would seem not right now hmm I you see how it says FPS Megaduck on the screen for those of you Patreon guys? I rename all my contacts.

I'm often told like, oh, what do you share this guy's thing? No. If the person is anyone, then I rename them. Hey, Kyle. Do you know what that was? Was that me or you?

That was me. Are you sure? I like 80% sure, yeah. Okay. I've been having internet outages here and there, so it? That was me. Are you sure? I'm like 80% sure, yeah. Okay. I've been having internet outages here and there, so it could have been me. I was just talking. I was just telling everybody that. Okay.

Well, yeah, so I just drug all this equipment outside. Dude, that's awesome. And got everything ready, so I thought that'd be fun. I was just outside by the fire pit, no fire right now, thinking to myself like, man, I would really love to be doing the show from right here chisler's in the guest house and sometimes he just walks outside and sits by the fire pit because he likes it there like he's swinging it's chill it's he gets to he just goes outside and uh and it's comfy and uh colin's all in there and he's like is chis okay and we're like yeah i think he just likes being outside and he's enjoying the we have

perfect weather right now a little windy and it's hot here it's so much like we're not we're like, yeah, I think he just likes being outside. And he's enjoying the, we have perfect weather right now. A little windy. It's hot here. It's so much, like, we're not even that far away. Like four and a half, five hours, I guess. It's so hot and humid right here. This is pretty miserable. It's, oh, it says 74. I expected it to be lower, but it's so breezy that it's chill.

No breeze here. And I was like, I wish i could do the show from outside and the fact that you just did it makes me like i'm gonna seriously think how if i can manage that for um uh for pka if we could both be outside i think that'd be pretty cool yeah i don't know what um extra there is on your end um but it was even just to to you know just have a skype call with you and and light everything appropriately i felt like it was there's a, you know, just have a Skype call with you and light everything appropriately. I felt like it was a lot of shit to get together. I would have to set it up on my Mac, right?

Like what I have is a – I don't think this is long enough to show you. No. I have a rack-mounted system that – Oh, God. Yeah. You're definitely not using that. Oh, you don't have my – can you see my video? Actually, no. Would you like to? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're definitely not using that. Oh, you don't have my – can you see my video? Actually, no.

Would you like to? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would. After that little hiccup I've been – There we go. See, I have a rack-mounted system that can't be brought outside, so I'd be, like, disassembling this server rack. But I could maybe get my Mac to do the same thing. I don't think there is OBS for Mac, but I could figure something out

and then use a proper pro level mic outside and just do it on the Mac. Or you could even try to live stream it. Would that simplify things? Or no, I guess not. I don't know. It might, but I think... Would you go wireless or would you try to get some crazy long ethernet cable involved? Probably wireless. But we're out there wireless it but you know we're out there wireless all the time she's out there wireless right now the wireless setup at this place like I I went almost commercial with it because the house is 6,500 square feet so even though there's only five of us if you count she is the amount of coverage we need is a lot so there's three in the house and

then one in the guest house we have four wi-fi access points and um uh but the coverage is really good that means you can go out to the fire pit and you're the doctor i'm sorry about that um anyway he didn't have a butcher's knife in his hand or anything did he he had like a playing card i guess you can't see okay and and it had doctor who on it and he says i'm the doctor oh that was it well that's much less frightening yeah so um so anyway yeah maybe i'll go outside you're positively inspiring i wish i was there right now yeah um you don't want to be here it's and it's gonna be so goddamn hot when i shoot the flamethrower like it's intuitive right that the flamethrower is gonna be hot when you shoot it.

So when you tell people that they're like, yeah, of course, but you're like, no, no, you don't get it. It's going to be really hot. Like, like, you know, when you open the oven and you're like, and you have to like throw your head back from the steam and the heat that comes, it's like that, but much worse. And you can't get away. You can't get away. It's in your hands.

You're holding on to it. So I've been playing with this thing a lot. Now, have you been making progress towards a video or is it a lot of enjoyment just just playing with it just playing with it i'll film it all in one day um and my other flamethrowers aren't here yet because i'm getting yeah did you like my idea at all the whole like uh so the video concept at least you know you've got a lot of things but But you know that you've got a mannequin and then maybe like two pieces of drywall set up behind it. And you're like, you Russians, we have issues with overpenetration. And no, not funny.

You know. And then you shoot a regular, like an AK-47 and it goes through the mannequin and all the drywall. And then the flamethrower, no overpenetration issues. penetration issues hmm that is true although it would set the drywall on fire oh that's the joke right you could sit there talking about how great it is for home of defense while the while the flames you know rage behind you i've got a few ideas um i want to do like a huge barrel of popping corn and uh and pop the corn i think that'll be fun i want to do like do a machine gun or a shotgun in one hand and the flamethrower on my back and the wand in the other and have lots of things that'll explode when you shoot them and be shooting the things and burning them at the same time so they're making fireballs and

stuff. Like spray paint cans. Spray paint cans, propane tanks. Yeah, stuff like that. Glass bottle, you know, beer bottles full of gasoline would work. Anything really. You are with shooting things probably even further ahead, but in a place that I kind of got to with the microwaving.

Like I would microwave things, and at first it was like, I don't know what the hell this thing's going to do. You know, if I microwave this or that, like a bottle of wine, what happens when you microwave a bottle of wine with the cap on and everything? What happens when you microwave WD-40 or that expanding foamy stuff that, you know, like uses insulation? But after a while, you start to catch the patterns and you categorize stuff like, all right, this is a compressed thing, like a gel stick, you know and it's going to respond the same way a

bottle of wine did the same way as co2 cartridge did etc this is compressed all aerosol things spray can expanding foam etc they pretty much just catch fire all like um i don't know they do different stuff actually like i that's one thing um like i went to walmart and places like that and i'd buy all the uh spray cans like like engine degreaser and What's that stuff you spray into the carburetor like like starter fluid? Anything in every ether yeah, yeah, if you could find like legit ether now They have some sort of environmentally safe pussy ass ether that doesn't get the job done But you can still find the good old stuff

If you really know where to look. Just mixing up everything to see what it would do. The next thing I want to do as far as just things that get shot, I want to do some oxygen bottles, like compressed air bottles. I want to shoot the ass off, the valve off of one of those and send it into something like a torpedo. I think I'm going to do that. You could have a rail system right like even just a pair of like channel I angle iron the only

shoot at all finish should guide it yeah I would you're very good at these video ideas I feel like if you asked me to like come up with cool things to do I get to three maybe like I'm funded I'm fun to hang out with Kitty's got a got a friend in town in town from Germany and he'd never shot a gun before. He had shot some pellet rifles before. And I was like, alright, well come with me. So I get a few machine guns, some cool stuff and we went out and got some tannerite and a big pile of toilets and some propane tanks and five or six of my cooler guns that are

fun to shoot. And we had a ball yesterday. We blew up a lot of shit, lots of dangerous stuff, and it was fun watching him shoot for the first time because he was like, you know, his first gun. Do I know him? Uh-uh, I don't think so. But the first gun he ever shot was like a...

Has he been to your place before? Yeah. You don't know him? You don't? Do I have to do the thing? No. Okay, just curious. But the first gun he ever shoots is like an AUG A3 with a machine gun.

So that was fun. We had a good time yesterday. But yeah, I like coming up with ideas for making stuff blow up and do silly stuff. Because that's what we did when I was growing up. Everything was always boring and you had to find a way to make stuff cool if you're boring right yeah absolutely i i never mind i'm not gonna carry on that someone said in a hate rant against us if you're bored then you're boring right if it's all your fault if you're bored for example i can sit there doing nothing It's all your fault if you're bored. For example, I can sit there doing nothing and I'm not bored, and I'm like,

no dude, you're using that wrong. Like, you know, he's like, I could just take entertainment in the molding and the paint and the this and the that. And it's like, no, you're hating on me. And you're just proving that you're like a simpleton that's easily entertained. But you're doing it right uh you're making things happen that's yeah and and best of all we played with that fucking flamethrower i've really enjoyed

playing with that thing um i uh my cousin was over there yesterday so he shot a little bit my dad hates it he hates the idea of it the presence of it yeah he's just like he thinks it's too dangerous to even mess with. He doesn't like it at all. But I've come up with some cool things you can do with it. As long as you're not igniting it, it's a gasoline sprayer, right? It's just a pressure washer that shoots gasoline. So you can soak shit down with gasoline. You can fill the air with a big cloud of gasoline vapor, and then you can ignite those things. So I've been having fun with that as well. It's a cool toy for what it costs.

I really like the idea of popping popcorn with it. How long would that take, though? Like, okay, if you hold the trigger down, how long is the continuous spray? That's cool. I don't know, because it gets so hot you can't stand it. That was my next question. And how long can the user tolerate it?

Yeah. Well, for that segment of the video, like, I don't know, I'll put some gloves on. I might put a face shield on. It's something we'll tinker with. I don't know what the continuous time would be. And if I have to, I'll just cheat it. You know, I'll get a propane cooker and get all the kernels to 50% heated up. Get the outside of the container at least so hot you can't touch it.

And then go from there. Hell, you could cut off the very bottom of the barrel in the video. Cut it off? Take it out of frame. Oh, no. I wouldn't want to do that. Because I want it in such a way so that the camera viewpoint that you're getting

is the barrels in the foreground and in the background is me shooting towards the camera, so that way the popcorn's popping out toward the camera. That's just going to be a little segment anyway. I don't think that's all that cool. It's just kind of a neat thing that I wanted to make. You have the camera close to the flames.

Yeah, I'm trying to figure it out. Let's get some zoom. Yeah, yeah. You might have a separate mic you want nearby. I don't know. But yeah, that's going to be fun to play with. And I'm still waiting on the other ones to get here. Couldn't get in touch with them today. So you have one so far. Yeah. I've got the big backpack model that I showed last time, but I want, there's, that's the X42, I think. And then there's the X15. I might have those mixed up. I keep um that's the x42 I think and then there's the x15 I might have those mixed up I keep doing that but the other one is is completely handheld you kind of grab a thing and it's under your arm and that's the one that's more interesting to me

maybe because I don't know any better but something about not strapping in and just sort of picking it up it's almost, although neither of us have touched it yet. So, like, I don't know how to put this. You've got to be of a certain strength to be able to operate this thing happily. Like, if you're a chick, you're going to have a hard time if you're the average woman.

But if you're a little athletic, you know, if you can pick up... Like a healthy male. Yeah, if you can pick up a five-gallon bucket of water and, you know, lift it and manipulate it and stuff, then you can handle this because that's kind of what you got going on. You got 3.3 gallons of liquid, which is 24...

30 pounds. 26 pounds. Yeah, something like that. And then you've got the steel tank, a CO2 tank, a propane tank, all the hosing and the wand, and then there's the whole platform, the backpack part of it.

So it's pretty heavy, I haven't weighed it, but you gotta do it with one arm to get it on yourself. But once you've got it on, it's not that bad. I mixed concrete for the first time today. Oh yeah? In all my years, I've never made concrete before. What was its purpose? What did you do with this concrete?

Its purpose is to just be heavy. So it's a ballast box for the back of a tractor. Do you have one of these? Are you do with this concrete uh its purpose is to just be heavy so it's a ballast box for the back of a tractor do you have one of these are you familiar with the concept i'm very familiar with the concept yes yeah so for people who aren't you uh there's a front end loader which is like one of those big buckets that kind of lifts and you know does the thing on the front of my tractor and um the back of my tractor is kind of light i mean it's it's heavy for its size. It's actually a very good tractor. I love it, but it's recommended that you have, like,

1,100 pounds in the back as a counterweight so that the front of it doesn't toss it around. Well, I've been using my tractor kind of heavy-duty lately, pulling lots of, like, wooden fence posts, and I did some demo with it where I'd, like, hook it up to the side of a wall and rip that wall out of the ground and stuff. And, um, sometimes it gets a little light, like the back wheel comes up and I have to like quickly react to that. So I don't flip the tractor. And that's because when you do a lot of front end loader work, you're supposed to have a counterweight in the back.

Well, I bought this, it's a ballast box. It's a big metal box. It's probably about dick high. It's a big metal box. It's probably about dick high. I like that term. And too big for anyone you know to hug, you know, like really big. And you fill it with concrete, and it gets to be about 1,100 pounds. And that's what we did today. We mixed about 1,000 pounds of concrete, or maybe 900 pounds of concrete.

The rest is the box itself. And it's a lot of concrete. Chiz apparently has mixed concrete a lot of times before so he uh yeah he's i don't think i think that's an ethnic thing it's a puerto rican thing yeah yeah so uh yeah he's you know he's like is it okay if i use a shovel like yeah you know cleans off easy enough and he used the shovel i had a um it looks like a you know the a beater that would be on the end of a mixer yep like that but three feet long and uh i happen to have like this right angle like one horsepower drill that my brother gave me and uh and i i did the mixing and he did the shovel and between the two of them we got it really homogeneous and uh made cement

800 pounds of cement today it was one of the things we did nice that's that's pretty cool yeah now if you ever need to give anybody cement shoes you know how to get started i do yeah yeah wasn't it uh i get no that's that wouldn't be enough what are you thinking there's a i i think i think i'm just so there's a concrete company like five minutes drive from where my dad lives. So that was always like – even if we needed a little bit of concrete, you could make a call. And if someone was even going to be passing by that day and you needed like a half a yard of concrete, a tenth of a yard of concrete, they just swing by and pour it real quick. They were always cool about that. That's really nice.

I hadn't even considered that option. But it wasn't that much. Exactly. Yeah. A thousand pounds. I went to Home Depot and I guess I got about a yard. No, I got like four cubic feet. I don't even know how much. I couldn't even estimate very well. It might've been a cubic yard, but less like whatever. That's 27 cubic feet. But it's a real i made a real sandy mixture this might be boring to people but oh no go on tell me about the mixture it didn't have to be that strong it just needs to hold together and be heavy so we used more sand than most people do on the advice of the home depot guy and yeah it worked out pretty well very cool i've uh we were talking about steroids before the show

oh yeah yeah do you want to show that video to the audience or or whatever do that yeah forget our videos will be a little off but I'll just use the pka thing and show that video to people I like the same idea of starting it at the same time I felt like we did that about right here we go. So tell me when you're queued up at 1 0 6 and then I'll just talk for a bit.

He is, all right. So to save the viewers the full minute and change, this guy is not natural. He does steroids and it's not like a secret, like he has a video. And well, I'll just let this guy talk. Ready? Set.

Play. On his way. Got a nice, solid foundation of muscle, right? Check his tricep. Look at what he has now. Good tricep.

It's nice. Like this is a big guy. He's strong. Yeah. But yeah. Holy. God. Damn. Like I told you guys, He's strong. Yeah, but yeah He come out the Captain America machine no it looks like he came out of a much better machine

Like like not only did he like like, Captain America, Chris Evans still looked like Chris Evans in his puny. This guy got better looking somehow. Like, this guy has muscles in his back that normally you don't even see. You don't even know they're there. I mean, you're aware there's something back there, but you don't see that. Look at the striation. Look at the... His tricep in particular. At one point he does sort of one of these deals. Yep. Whole, it's like a different arm. Look at...

Yeah, yeah. Oh, he's not... There arm look at yeah yeah he's not there look it's ridiculous and really low fat content look how happy he is he's like look at me his uh his fat i don't know about his whole stack nine percent pretty much nine percent oh body yeah 7, something like that. It's very good. Yeah, it's outstanding. And we can probably stop there. Yeah.

So, yeah, like, I was telling you before the show, like, I... Hang on, let me turn my thing back on here. Yeah, I strongly considered doing steroids at one point in my life. It, uh... It just seemed like the way to go. And clearly it is. But then I read about all the negatives. But I definitely did a lot of research into it. I was reading about drugs like Dianabol, or Dianabol, however you pronounce it. And then I was looking at the drugs you had to take after the cycle of steroids. And it was something called Clomid, like C-L-O-M-I-D. And some of the medications you'd use to keep from getting the negative side effects

were like maybe breast cancer medication because it like helped balance the estrogen levels or something. And I was just like, all right, no, I'm out. Like there's no way that first of all, because like first of all, you got to order them out of some scary website off the internet. And then I have to self-administer. And I was just like, nah, nah. Injectables you're talking about?

Self-administer? Yeah. I've considered it too. It sounds like you got further down the road. Now, if you're not a UFC fighter or an athlete in general, knock yourself out. I don't care. I was looking on Reddit. There was a post about body transformations.

It might have even been the PKA subreddit. But they showed Christian Bale. I wonder if I can find the image again. Christian Bale. Jake Gyllenhaal is another one who, he recently packed on like 40 pounds of muscle, it looked like, in a really short period of time. And that's like the narrator on that video said, he's like, he just got like 10 years of gains in one year.

Check this out. I'll bring in the PKA big screen. This is what Christian Bale did. And it is ridiculous to me. So are you looking at it now? Now, I hit Control Plus a couple times so I could see it better. In American Psycho, he is, to me, his best. Maybe that in Dark Knight Rises in 2012, but he's wearing a shirt, so I'm not sure.

But he looks good as American Psycho. That's the body I think most guys wish they had uh he's a couple pounds higher in reign of fire maybe it's just not as attractive a pose who knows and then in the machinist he's got nothing right now look at the date that's 2004 2004. Yeah. Look at 2005. Next year. Next year. How do you do that? How does one do that? Like, I can see how to get to the machinist, right? It just takes a lot of discipline. You literally starve yourself. There's an Auschwitz program that will get you to that physique if you want it.

People are like, no, to lose weight, you really got to. It's not just diet. It's diet and exercise. Nope There are internment camps filled with people that show the importance of diet It's not gonna give you the physique you desire, but if you just look into cut fat, holy smokes He's got it figured out. He lost fat muscle. That's impressive, but look at this He went from Batman begins to rescue dawn. He knew there was gonna be another Batman movie Yeah, yeah, he still had no gonna be another Batman movie. Yeah!

And yet he still had no trouble losing all that weight again. He's like, fuck it, I'll just gain it back. I'll just gain it back again. And he did. He went right back to 86. Jesus. And then the fighter. Look at him in the fighter.

I didn't even realize these were the same actors. I watched the fighter. I love that movie. You didn't recognize Christian Bale in the fighter? Who would? Who would? That's recognize Christian Bale in The Fighter? Who would? Who would? That's not Christian Bale. Christian Bale exists in 2000, 02, 05, 08, and 012.

Or 012, but yeah. That 2010 guy, that 2004 guy, wow. So my question is, how'd you do that? How'd you do that? Is he on some cocktail of cocktail of drugs if he is i don't care you know like he's an actor he can do whatever he wants to to achieve that that look but um i i just wish he'd share the secret that i i have a hard time believing that was diet and exercise that was incredible yeah it seems unlikely that would be diet and exercise because

it's just the, the amount of muscle mass that they're putting on. Like you can get cut. Like, like if, if he were going from like a big fat guy to a lean, um, ripped guy, that's a totally different thing. Can I interrupt? Yeah. In that video we just watched, right. Where the guy made like 10 years of gains in a year. I thought he was gonna go from that kind of chubby but really strong guy, just too much body fat on him, to a really ripped guy who was a little small. Like he looked almost country strong in the first picture, a little more symmetrical than I think of country strong,

but you know, the kind of corn fed, big strong guy. I thought he was gonna go from there to like 22 year old me right like you know pretty fit but more cut or whatever he went to something i've never been he turned into a superhero yeah he turned into a professional wrestler he uh he really went crazy with it i thought he was just going to cut body fat and maybe even lose a little muscle and what i look at that what i look at that and think is I divide that by 12. Like, all right, I want to go at it one twelfth as hard or one tenth as hard.

Okay, like maybe I don't work out five days a week like he did. Maybe I don't have a personal trainer. Maybe I don't eat so good. Maybe it's mostly burgers I'm getting for my protein. You know, maybe two or three protein shakes a week. And maybe I only work out twice a week consistently. What do I get after, like, you know, two or three protein shakes a week and maybe only work out twice a week consistently what do i get after like you know six weeks is it out is it is it really like one tenth of what he has would i really gain like eight pounds of actual muscle like because that's that's frightening it seems worth it i'm gonna talk to my doctor about this i think that's the

right your doctor. I don't have a boot- you make it sound like I've got a bootleg doctor who's gonna, like, hook me up. My doctor, I don't even feel like I have a real relationship with her. Yeah. Like, I- Oh, her. That's- Aw, that's- Step one, my mistake. Yeah, you want a dude. You want a dude. Like what if you've got some some dick stuff to talk about?

Let like that might even be embarrassing to tell a woman what if you're like? Oh my comes yellow like you don't tell her that and I'm not my calm isn't yellow don't my comes not yellow But I'm saying what if your cum was yellow like you wouldn't want to tell a woman that I'd Pick there are three doctors at the place. I go They and the other two were older men, and I picked the guy who was closer to my age, the guy who was like 33 or something like that, because I figured, like, you know, I'd be easier to relate to him if I'm like, hey, man, I want something for this acne. But, like, don't give me that pussy shit. Give me something that'll fix it. Like, he'll do it.

If I tell him I want a shot, he'll give me a shot. If I tell him I've got to get well soon, he'll do whatever it takes to make that happen. I mean, he's not slipping me illegal drugs or anything. No, but you have a doctor that you have a rapport with that looks after your health, but also is a bit of a bro, and that's what I want. What I actually have, well, one, she's not local to me anymore, so I guess it's time for me to go. You need a new doctor. Yeah.

And I tell you why I picked her. I didn't have a doctor. I had some sort of rash, and she nailed it. She saw it, and she was like, oh, yeah, yeah, it's here, it's here. She gave me printouts so I could better understand it, and she just nailed it. So I was like ah this woman is outstanding but then over the years I didn't feel like she nailed everything I have to say I have cauliflower ears such an exaggeration

but little puffy there's a swollen part in like my inner ear like it was um this little thing right here oh yeah that yeah, that guy. Yeah. Oh, and for you guys on audio only, I'm grabbing the little thing that sticks out of the middle of your ear. Yeah, a little nub. On one side, it's puffier than the other, and it happened from grappling. I was doing Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and it got a little bit fucked up, and I knew that you had to, like, drain it right away.

The old ear pinky, huh? Is that what he did to you? He checked my ear oil. No, it just got wrecked too much. And the deal with cauliflower ear is you drain it on the spot or it takes like a real surgery to fix it. But if you just fix it on the spot. So I went to her to like get it drained. She had no concept of this.

She didn't know anything about it. And now it's just a little harder and not right like it should be she fucked up yeah i went to my doctor about a bunch of stuff like i like little stuff like like skin rashes and like but i've in the past i've been like hey man give me some cialis i want to try that and he's like it's expensive and i'm like i didn't know how expensive it would be i thought maybe ten dollars a pill something like that. Guess. Guess how much, like, and it was... I would have also guessed,

I would have guessed under $10 a pill. I thought it would have been like $7. But using psychology and tone, I am now going to say it is $18 a pill. $50! Wow! $50 a pill. And like, I didn't feel like,

I felt like such a schmuck to be like, nevermind. So I'm just like, right. Give me give me four Well did you buy it on the spot? I thought he'd give you like a prescription How many do you want cuz you know he can fill a bottle up with these $50 pills he's gonna do that to me Like he's all right. That'll be eight thousand dollars. Here's your you know so I was like give me four He's like tried Viagra? Yeah, it gives me headaches and makes me sensitive to light. Do you have any issues with the color blue on it?

I've heard that. No. I don't know what that would be. Oh, like visualizing the color blue. No, not that I know of. It's really like fluorescent lights all of a sudden have like twice the halo when you look at them. And like a really light sensitive headache um and uh that's about it i guess i haven't tried viagra but um when it was new all the guys from the howard stern show got hooked up with it and um howard didn't seem to have any side effects but gary de blasi listed like every side effect

and howard's like bullshit you're just like it's psychosomatic you think everything on the bottle is impacting you um and one of the things was i there's something about blue you see blue different or maybe it's blue halos around lights like you sort of described i don't know. That's why I asked. De La Bate. What did I call him? I can't even pronounce what you said. Didn't I just call him Gary? You attempted his last name though, and it is a difficult last name. But yeah, I've

tried the Viagra, and it did the trick for sure, but it had those side effects, and I didn't care for that. And the thing about the Cialis that he gave me, it was a really high milligram dosage. He was like, you can break this into fifths. And I just popped the whole thing and it was very effective. Um, it all much too much. So, and, uh, but $50 a pill, just the risk of getting a little too personal. I don't really know what a boner pill does for you like so here

again getting way too personal i don't have any trouble maintaining a hard-on i have i have heard of people who say you lose a hard-on while you apply a condom that is not a thing that i've ever come close to like it's a matter of focus and and i feel like some people aren't good at it um i don't have that issue That's definitely never been the problem. That's not a thing with me. Some guys, if they're not getting penile attention right there, they have to stroke it or suck it to bring it back to life. No, no.

Mine goes at full mast and stays at full mast until we're done. The advantages that I'm looking for is, first of all, what I refer to as maximum capacity. Sometimes it's better than others, and this is your dick's best day, right? You ever have a great day where everything goes right and it couldn't be any better? The weather's right,

you wore your best... The wash happened just so that your favorite pair of underwear matched up with your favorite undershirt, and everything's right, you got your shoes on, the car is washed. It's a great fucking day. That what's gonna happen for your dick it's it's so there's hard and then there's blue steel hard blue steel hard it's blue steel hard it hurts a little and but you're happy with it you're like yeah i like that hurt because this isn't gonna hurt me nearly as much as it's gonna hurt hurt you. It's your dick's best day.

Okay. And after you're finished, he doesn't go away all the way. He goes down to about 70%, and then he's just ready to go again after like five minutes. That was the thing I was looking for. So the refractory period. Now, well, here's the next question. So typically, now I'm older than you. You might sync up with this line of thought when you're 42.

But typically, after I'm done, it's not just that I'm physically done and would need, I don't know, 15 minutes. I'm emotionally done. If you could just, I don't know, let's pretend there was an injectable that just brought a drank egg, I'd be like, all right, now I got this, but I feel like going to Reddit. I understand. So it's definitely not Spanish fly. It's not going to increase your libido to the point where you want it more. So that could be part of the issue.

It's not a persistent thing where you're like, well, what am I going to do with this now? It's not a persistent thing where you're like, well, what am I going to do with this now? It's not like the movies. The whole thing in the movies where the guy's got the boner he can't get rid of, that's got to be bullshit unless you take an enormous amount of this stuff or you're very juvenile or something and can't control your erections. I guess it could happen then, but I wouldn't think it. The thing that happens in the movies doesn't seem realistic. So, yeah, I guess that could be a part of the thing.

But literally the reason that what I told him when I got it, I was like, I'm seeing like several women here. Like I need, I need like extra, extra power here. And this has been a long time ago, many years ago, not in the current realm, of course, to anyone who may or may not be listening. But in any case, that's what I was going for. And it did the job. And occasionally, maybe it's just a special night where there's going to be, you know

there's lots of sex coming. Maybe it's some sort of Valentine's Day anniversary, vacation. Tonight we're going to wear that pussy out. Yeah, yeah, it's one of those times. Or you know, whatever the case may be. Whenever you need to be the super sexual version of you, that's definitely the way to go. And I've had Ambien from the guy.

And what else? Never painkillers because I don't like painkillers. They make me feel really woozy, and I'm not into that. Like antidepressants, anti-anxiety stuff before in the past. He'll hook me up with anything, really. That's the stuff I like. I wish I had a doctor that was a bro and i could say you know what i i feel like if i tried adderall i might be the super version of me can we give that a go that's what i said to him like i i told him i was like look i was diagnosed with add at a young age

i feel like it's a like paying attention and focusing on things has been a problem throughout adolescence and into my adult life i'd like to go back on adderall because it did the trick back then and he was like okay what milligram what dosage do you want and you know he just hooked me right up and you know i've been like you know i'm really stressed out with this or that um like what can you get for anti-anxiety like i've taken this or this and and he'll prescribe me pretty much whatever i ask for with that anxiety scares meiety scares me. I'm sorry to hear that. Oh, no. Because you feel like anxiety is like your fuel. But sometimes anxiety can be too much, though.

Sometimes it's anxiety over things you can't control. Like if you've got an illness in the family or something like that, that anxiety isn't fueling you. It's hurting you when you've got the grandma who's dying of cancer. There's no way your anxiety can motivate you up to go cure cancer real quick so it's it's nice to be like all right let me just take the edge off this excruciating like anxiety i've got that's keeping me up at night or whatever it may be doing you've got if you're really stressed out about something like it's nice to be able to get that off your back that that's that's the most compelling case for it that i've ever heard

um because typically when i have anxiety like like I'll have anxiety over like, WoodyCraft's doing really well right now. We just did a prison release. By the way, if you're a Minecraft guy, we released prison. Best fucking prison in the world. Our free world is like a gangland territory in a city. And we made it so you can prestige and it's not too rough to get there. And then you like own territories and place defenses and attack other people and hack

into their buildings. Our free world is... No one's ever done anything like this. It's incredible. And it's been proving really popular and lucrative, which I like. But if I have anxiety, it might be because I'm worried that WoodyCraft has gotten stale or has an issue or something like that.

If I have anxiety, like in the old days, it'd be like, oh, you know what? How are we going to meet the mortgage? How are we going to do this? That anxiety would fuel my actions to perform on the thing I needed to perform it. But the way you laid it out there, you know, like, look, Woody, sometimes you have anxiety about stuff

where you're not supposed to self-fix it. And I'm like, oh, yeah. And in a situation like that, it sounds great. Yeah, there's emotional hardships that you just suffer through that there's no way to there's no way to swim out of it or whatever you just gotta go with the flow oh yeah but i kyle by the way he's don't you love my analogies and metaphors his eq is really high after the show i want to ask you a a question. I can't publicize this one. The answer is yes.

You're so bad at keeping things... The answer is yes. You don't have to type. I already know. I don't think you do. I absolutely do. Watch this. How much do you want to bet? I already know.

A lot because you don't know. He's typing to me right now there's a lot to this one so it's just he's not gonna get this now he may have unless oh no no no it was ah i thought that was it. No, no. Yeah. He was, um, he, he, he wasn't close and it was about his own thing. No, no, no. This is, um, I said something regretful. People are mad at me and I want advice on how to deal with it. Oh, yeah.

And I was just saying that Kyle's EQ is very high. Sometimes I tap into him with this, Kyle, here's what's going on with me right now. And he'll be like, ah, I know I have another one that's not so private. I ate food in my refrigerator, right? This is like three months ago. Kyle might remember this. And I ate food in my refrigerator and Jackie was like, Woody, that is Colin's chicken.

And it was this big offense, right? I ate Colin's chicken. Now, apparently this chicken is difficult to prepare. But the reason I ate it is I was really hungry. I wanted something substantial and not too sinful. You know, when I go in my pantry, too often there's like boxes of Oreos and Pop-Tarts and things like that. I was on your side for this one. You were, yeah.

And I was in, like, Jackie was genuinely mad at me. She's like, now he has nothing to eat tomorrow Like what am I going to do And To me I'm like this is my fridge I know what you're going to do I'm like all the food is my food All the food is your food

All the food is your food Yeah I'm watching Boardwalk Empire And Nucky shows his girlfriend this awful scar on his hand. And it's where his dad had burned him with a hot poker for reaching for the big piece of chicken. Like, come on. Like, all that food's yours. And if you happen to, you're eating that food to try to get energized enough to go, like, put that food on the table.

Like, you're going into the trenches. You're going to work to do the thing that puts the chicken in the refrigerator. And she's like, what are you taking the chicken out of the fridge? Now I'm going to have to actually feed the whole family. Now I've got to do 100% of my job today. I thought I was going to get away with 80%

because that chicken was left over. Now I have to do all my job. And I give her passes for some stuff. Hypothetically, let's pretend you lived here and you had 80% because that chicken was left over and now I have to do all my job Passes for some stuff right like hypothetically let's pretend you lived here and you had prepared a bag lunch for you tomorrow, right? Tomorrow you're gonna go on on on What do they call on not on scene on site on what is a shoot called the location on location, right? Tomorrow you're gonna go on location So you packed a bag a brown bag of for your lunch tomorrow and then i go in that brown bag and eat your peaches look you knew that was his lunch for tomorrow right you knew you you ate his food that was

not the situation it was just an unmarked tupperware thing seemed fine so i talked to kyle about it and he's like and something like this I would just resolve this problem give her nothing to complain about we can go to the store right now, honey I will take you there. I will do this. I will do that You know I didn't know this wasn't food for me to eat if you have food that like I Live here, too. I am Privileged to eat some of this food right it is my prayer or my prerogative Anyway, he just, he did. Sometimes I tap into Kyle for, for emotional quotient to help. Cause he's very good at it.

That's all I was saying. I didn't like that at all. That was your chicken. And that's, that was the argument that I took too. It was like, Hey, you know, if you need to set aside certain foods for someone tomorrow, label it'll i'll i'll work with you that's cool but for me just to like go into the fridge and unlabeled food is not okay to eat how am i supposed to know i feel like there's a division of labor there and it may sound sexist to say this but the situation is this you eat the chicken and she puts the chicken in the refrigerator it never goes the other way i doubt it i doubt you've ever went and purchased chicken, cooked it, prepared it,

put it in Tupperware and placed that in the refrigerator. Not since I got married. That has never happened once. Not ever because of the division of labor that you have. And so for her to say that you were the one who fouled up for eating the chicken, which is your prerogative, the whole purpose of the chicken is for you to eat the chicken, when in reality it's her who had fouled out by not having enough chicken prepared for

those who needed chicken. It just struck me as a little odd because it sounds to me like she made at least one or two errors, one being she didn't buy enough chicken, two being she didn't cook enough chicken, and three being she didn't have enough chicken left over for everyone who needed chicken in the family. Yes, she could have labeled the chicken, I would have worked with her on that. Like, what you're saying is, have an endless supply of chicken

because there are more chicken consumers than you might think, and you're not wrong. But if there's a special situation where it's like, look, Colin's going to, like, parkour camp in the morning. This is set aside for his lunch. Either tell me or label it. Don't just expect me to avoid the healthy snacks. Yeah.

You got to put your name on stuff if it's something special. And I hate that to be honest, like, like I don't like it because I've lived in a lot of sort of shared households. Um, and like, so I'm used to people having their own stuff, but I hate that. Like, I feel like you can eat any of my stuff and I'm going to eat any of your stuff. I've never been cool about that. I've always been such a dick about that. Like I'll eat your shit. I'll drink your milk. I just don't care. Like, like, like the people that I live with, I've always done that. I had like a, the two Lithuanian roommates when I was like 19 or 20. And like, I remember one day, like I, I called one of them at work and I was like, Hey, what are you going to do for dinner?

Uh, I'm hungry. And he said, Oh,, there's fried chicken and potato salad in the fridge. And I thought he was saying, go eat that fried chicken and potato salad. But what he was actually inferring was that was his dinner that night. So I went and ate all the goddamn fried chicken and potato salad. And I'm just like, oh, yeah. Perfect. He comes in and he goes to the fridge and he's like where's the where's the chicken and the potato salad and i'm like oh i ate it oh man that was good stuff that was good stuff and he's

like but that was oh and i just i felt pretty bad but but i i did it again like the next week i had a bad setup so i had a roommate i like the guy a lot and uh we were trying to figure out how to like live with each other or whatever. And he says, I have an idea. He says, well, look at the receipt. And I'll pay for half of the things that I would eat. And then that'll be that. And I remember he specifically said, but if you buy elephant testicles or something,

then that's all you. I won't eat it. And I won't pay for half of it. Well well what happened was I bought like 10 units of food he choose like the three he wanted pay half and then eat those so I felt like I was paying for half of his food and all of mine because that's the way it broke down like it you know when he's when i bring home groceries and he eats and he pays for nothing but like wheat thins and orange juice well i'll be lucky to get a drop of juice or a single square wheat thin you know because that's all he has to choose from and it didn't

work out well hmm yeah i feel like you gotta get like individually uh wrapped things at that point hmm yeah or yeah i don't i've never liked that. It's always frustrated me when people, oh, but that's my peanut butter. It's like, no. We should be able to share. We should just get enough of everything that no one has an issue. Yeah, yeah. So, but this is my first apartment. I had never lived

on my own, aside from dorms before. What I really hate, and maybe this isn't even fair, is when someone goes and gets like one luxury item for themselves. Like they go get an individual slice of cheesecake or they go get one of those Starbucks Frappuccino drinks and put it in the fridge. And there's just one of them there tempting me like I'm not going to drink that at 2 a.m. Like that motherfucker's done. Like that's not going to make it till Monday.

Like it's gone. Like you can't expect me not to. You got to hide that shit from me. It's just the way it works. I have occasionally pulled the survival of the fittest card in this, like, you know, ah, you know, I thought I was going to have that. Well, survival of the fittest, you know, first come first serve. That's, uh, that's how we work. When I go to the store, if I get a candy, like I've never liked that. My uncle was a real scumbag. Here's the thing.

My mom saw him do this once and when when i when they were probably all in their like 30s and like she never let it go and she told she mentioned this like a few years ago she's like he went inside the store inside the gas station got himself a soda and a honey bun when he came out he'd already finished the honey bun and was and was topping off the soda and the kids were in the car and they didn't get anything and i and and like and i get anything. And I never liked that. And she never liked that. And so when I go to the store, everybody gets something.

If I'm going to get a candy bar, I'm coming back with a fucking bag of candy bars. And there's something for everybody. So I don't like it when somebody's like, eh, it's my fucking bag of Skittles. Like, no, goddamn it. You should have gotten a family size. That's how you roll. You want to fire up the flamethrower?

Yeah, let me grab a drink right before I do it, because this thing's going to be hot. All right. This thing is so awful to play with. It really is fun, though. It's so cheap to shoot. Gasoline's about $2 a gallon right now. It holds three gallons, so that's $6.

It costs $4 to fill up a 20-ounce CO2, and it lasts for about two flamethrower trips, whatever you want. How long does it take to fill the CO2? Do you just go and exchange the cans? Well, they're the 20-ounce CO2s, you know, the big black ones. I don't have much experience with them, but I can picture it. 20 ounce CO2s, you know, the big black ones. I don't have much experience with them,

but I can picture it. I'm picturing it to be about the size of a paintball, like the back of a paintball gun. Yeah, it pretty much is. The smaller ones. It's like the size of a rental paintball gun air tank. Yeah, yeah, of course. You've seen those. I don't know what I was thinking. So yeah, like one of these will

shoot, it'll do the flamethrower twice. So it's like $2. so now we're at six dollars and then i guess there's the cost of the propane that you burn igniting the flamethrower during the few minutes it lasts but that's so negligible it doesn't count like it's pennies so it's like six dollars to do what we're about to do um so let me grab a drink real quick and then i'll strap this thing on and kill that alien. So I was thinking of making videos again. Kyle's gone. I'm just filling the air.

And my first idea was to make Call of Duty videos like I used to make. Not so much about gameplay tips. I feel like the whole community has evolved beyond, you know, like, hey, start shooting from the hip and then raise your sight. You'll get a few bullets on and it'll help you. Like, the community doesn't need that anymore. Everyone who's playing COD has played it for a while and doesn't need basic tips. I just wanted to talk about stuff. Like, things that interest me. Things that are cool.

And a lot of the COD commentators have either changed games or evolved into a vlog channel oh kyle's back i was just chatting with everybody hello everybody continue oh i was saying i was thinking of making videos again and a lot of the cod channels have evolved into either another game or let's play like in lots of games or vlog channel and at first like I used to think of vlog channels is really shitty like people who just kind of do what I'm doing right now with like this level of production quality right like talking into a webcam etc but I'm really inspired by the vlog brothers do you watch them at all I don't I have next to a man crush on these

two guys and um i can still hear you keep talking okay and uh what they do is they talk about like real stuff i know i just watched one on the refugee crisis recently but it's it's not that different than i would do my youtube channel right i'd scour for topics, talk about Google Internet or tech things or whatever, and just be like, all right, this is top of mind for me right now. This is what I'm talking about today. Sometimes it'd be things I was really interested in. Sometimes it'd be about you, you know, the listener you, and things like Mail Monday or Feedback Friday or whatever.

And I was thinking of doing that, but with production quality on the level of the vlog brothers you know with proper lighting maybe wear a button-down shirt a lot of them jump cuts but not like crazy ones I know they just cut it to keep the flow going and they obviously have what they're going to say thought out whether that be in bullet point form or like a legit teleprompter at the top of the screen or behind the camera. But I was thinking of making Vlogbrother-like videos as sort of a channel rebirth. And I wonder what people would say about that. I am interested in Black Ops 3.

I'm pretty excited about it. And the feedback on it is almost universally positive. But I don't know that COD commentary is the place to be. I think high production quality, well thought out vlogs might be a better idea. Mixed in with the day in the lifestyle stuff that I do today. So anyway, I was just talking about that while uh filling the the air time look at our ghostbuster holy smokes i think he's gonna say something to the mic so for those of you on audio kyle kyle is dressed up in a ghostbuster outfit. I think it even says Spencer on his name tag.

Spangler. Spangler, thank you. He's got the backpack on. It looks like a scuba tank on the back. And the gun that it shoots off, I think, is a pressure washer hose. And, of course, there's like a hose that connects the pressure washer hose to the fuel tank in the back. This is a legit modern day flame thrower holy oh so he just set a mannequin on fire the whole camera what wow

i'm speechless a chair is burning a mannequin is burning, and what's cool is there's trails of flames on the ground where, I don't know how, the flames would drip from the sky and hit the earth. Oh, we're gonna get a profile shot here. I wish I could feel how, oh, and there's a keg on the ground. That's the, oh! Kyle, if you can hear me, would you do the thing

where you shoot the gas in the air and then ignite it? He's doing it. The whole, it seems dangerous! I don't know! Wow! So when he bursts it, flames just like soar through the air which is something you're not used to seeing. And then he lets go and they just fly away like you don't really see flying flames.

Suddenly I want a flamethrower this is insane hey if you're a patreon you get the video version of this so check that out Wow I don't know what to say. I hear him go, and blow it out like it picked it up from far away. That was awesome. So he's just coming back to the camera now up close. He's glistening. It looked like it was really hot. And it almost seemed like it was physically exerting, too. So it's pretty heavy.

It gets lighter as you go. But yeah, that was fun. This is one of my favorite toys now, I think. This is a man with a lot of toys. It's amazing the amount of power this is. So I had it strapped to the passenger seat of my truck the other day with bungee cord. And I was just hoping for some sort of intersection-like dispute. So I could just give somebody a little puff.

You know, like that's all it takes. Like, you know, they're still in their car. It's not going to hurt them. Just give them a little puff. Get them over. Kids over there at the water hose doing like damage control who is does someone have a water hose out yeah kitty does uh i think that's a show yeah holy smokes well that was pkn uh episode 58

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