Painkiller Already - This Was Done To Woody Because He's White: PKA 713 W/ Wolf

Episode Date: August 17, 2024

PKA 713, I think our guest Wolf will be coming. He said he was a few minutes late, Taylor. This episode of PKA is brought to you by Lock and Load and also by our merch, both links in the description. Code PKA for the Lock and Load or any of those products. Code PKA10 for the merch. Check out the merch actually. I was looking at it and I was like,

this is funnier than I thought. It's good and high quality stuff. I made sure of it. Yeah. I didn't of it. Yeah. I didn't get to say anything. You did not. It would have been too expensive to have it shipped to all of us.

And so I said, zoo all that my way. Make thousands of dollars immediately, but I can't get a hat. Can't get a hat. You want to ride around town? I was looking at the Olympics. All right. The French pole vaulter would have cleared that bar except that his cock was too large

and his dick knocked it off the little posts. Have you seen this Taylor? I have seen, I didn't know it was French. Makes me not like him. So my question to you is would you rather have a gold medal in pole vaulting or be known as the guy whose dick was so big that he couldn't get a gold medal? A gold medal in pole vaulting. Hmm. I mean, what do you get for the gold medal in France? Was that one of the big deal countries?

You get a gold fucking medal. In an event that nobody gives a fuck. I've got gold medals downstairs. It's pole vaulting. It's one vaulting. It's one of the every person who's really good at track and field. It's because they couldn't compete in a team sport. We're coming out of the gates hot.

I'll tell me name. Name one male pole vaulter. Well, I don't know. This is what a gold medal in pole vaulting gets you. It's not about notoriety. We don't know this guy's name. The only pole vaulter I know and the reason I said male is that hot chick. I think her name's Alison Stokes from like 10 years ago. It's remind me to circle back to hot Olympics, but I would rather have the gold medal. That would be such a wonderful like that's got to be like as a human being like that's got to be top five or so things you can win or accomplish

Like maybe a Nobel Prize or maybe the presidency of your country could be one Maybe it may be you know some higher form of government, but a gold fucking medal on the global stage Everyone watching you what could be better than I get it 24 in pole vaulting. I don't know, Kyle's being pretty compelling. I do think it would be cool. Even in a really ridiculous activity, being the best in the world at it would be sick. I got that though. See, I get that it's pole vaulting and to us,

it's like name one pole vaulter, but in his world, it's his world, right? All of his friends can name a dozen of the pole vaulting, pole vaulting greats. So for him to win this, it's, it's the biggest accomplishment in his little sphere of influence that he could ever get. Getting his- That's only slightly better than being a great paramotor pilot. It's so much better that it, that it's not even-

It's so much better that you can't name a single one. Name a single param yeah name a single paramotor pilot me other than yourself other than your god see but what you're doing right now is what is what Kyle is saying that like why these other like it that's my that's my point it there's no gold medal for what you do yeah the gold medal is there probably is there actually is they hold competitions and no one gives a fuck about them, much like pole vaulting. I don't know.

Pole vaulting is still an Olympic. You're pushing me to Kyle's side. I was so entrenched that it was stupid. The only pole vaulting jump we saw was the one where the dick hit the bar. No, no, no. There's a subreddit called Summer Olympics 2024 because Olympics with the double H got banned,

of course, leading up to this wonderful event. Basically, because it's about objectifying women's bodies and getting the creep shots of camel toes and big old booties. Some of the hottest people in the world, Woody may have convinced me that there are 10s that we just raise this, allow women to be 10s because I was going through summer Olympics subreddit and seeing some of these ridiculous athletes and it's like, oh my God, these are the most beautiful people in the world and they're basically naked. They're basically naked. They have bodies that defy the laws of physics and gravity and anything I've ever seen before. I saw some beach volleyball players wearing pants. The fuck is up with that?

Losers, losers. I hope they get fined. I saw some Egyptian gals wearing like a full burkini out there. Boo! They look like fucking the ghosts in a Pac-Man game. Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. Running around out there. Fuck that shit.

No, I want their whole ass out. I want asshole out. I wanna see some asshole. Now, what percentage of women should we get able to be called tens? Oh I don't think there's a I don't think you it's based on like statistics I don't I don't think it's necessarily like this many women are in each bracket Like of course if you did like a bell curve, you know, you wouldn't measured, you know out there and you put a Panel together like American Idol You could eventually have some statistics, but we don't really do that. But I think it's higher than

You might there's just so many people and and there's so many people online and the most beautiful people are online So it can be hard to like gauge. Yeah, we are Where we go Very easy to be fooled online now. Not by these Olympia, uh Olympians though. Oh my god. Just oh my god. Um, just just just ridiculous bodies a lot of them pose nude because They or have only fans as well. So like on on there they'll link their their actual nudes, which is great. All those Brazilian ball players and beach volleyball players. Tagging onto Woody's hypothetical with the penis guy and the gold

medal. Yeah. What is there a gold medal for an event that you value less than like a hundred grand in cash? Where you'd be like, give me the hundred grand. To be clear, we can't parlay this gold medal into a hundred grand or better, right? Cause I see it kind of parlays because of sponsorships. Just pretending that there's no money in gold medals. Pretend you're one of those countries where they're like, oh, we give you $400 a year for four years for your gold medal, like just not.

It's just prestige, but like put a hard cast. It's a prestige, exactly. But you're the best at whatever it is. Most of them I value less than $100,000. Yeah, honestly. Like $50,000. Okay, $50,000. Cause you were just pumping me up, Kyle,

over how awesome it would be to be a gold medal winner. In how I'm holding. You made us go to an alternate reality where there's no way to parlay this into prestige and money. Because in reality, if you're a gold medal pole vaulter, now you're the guy who gets whatever. You get Adidas shoes or something. There's one girl from maybe Italy who got this cheese sponsorship and she's like, she's

very hot. She's like in her bikini posing with huge wheels of cheese. That's a perfect example of the kind of opportunities that bizarrely get opened up to Olympic athletes. Yeah, that's true. And the US obviously get like Wheaties and Nike. In this case, are we really hot girls? Because that's a thing that's exist. In the UFC, I've said this for years,

on a guy, if you want to be a marketable fighter, win and do a good job on the mic. Those are the things that make you a huge legend in UFC. If you're a girl, win and be attractive. Those are the things that are the parallels. That's my cheesy girl. Paige Vanzante, right? She won a little bit, but she was attractive

and she was a huge star. It's so big that she's like, fuck this fighting thing. I'm just gonna get by on my looks. What are you talking about? She does bare-knuckle fighting and slap. Do you think you're selling those. What are you talking about? She does bare knuckle fighting and slap. Do you think you're selling those wheels that she's sitting on? She does power slap. I would say extra for that fucking wall of steel.

No, Vage Van Zandt is doing only fans, power slap, and bare knuckle boxing. No, no, it's a good example. She's a loser. She fucking sucks. No, you were right the first time. She was a dirty whore who wrote a dirty whore book about- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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She's doing slap fighting now and she's doing only fans where you can see your clam. So that's a good time Lateral move. Yeah, you saw your body in the ring or on the web Gig economy, I don't like her. I mean, I haven't seen like I haven't been to her actual only fans But there's tons of leaked photos from her only only fans. I feel like I have a flavor of it and Now no, yeah, yeah I don't I don't pay you sometimes got a dig deep to find like the private personal videos that have been leaked It's it's a whole and also you're probably you're probably looking at them and you're like, oh, she was only super hot compared to those disgusting ogres

that she was brawling with in the ring. I would agree. Not compared to like a movie star or. Zach, come on, help me out here with this Paige Van Zandt thing, show me some prime P. I know what she looks like. Z. P sort of.

It's like way harder than it should have been. It was some prime,. That's for zombies. Is it safe for work yet? A picture that shows how big she is. But don't err on the side of caution. Show me some camel toe. I want it to be deep. You want a deep camel toe? Is that what she's known for? No, but I'm a fan of it. I'm a fan of it, especially if it's accidental Camel toe a lot a lot of my favorite sports app That's why I enjoy the Olympics so much is there's just so many camel toes. I saw I don't know what where she was from But she was like the last Marathon runner she was in dead last. There you go. See now is she attractive? Yes, absolutely

See now is she attractive? Yes, absolutely Amongst people whose only talent is having a picture taken of them. I find her to be run-of-the-mill really Taylor what do you think here? I think I think you're very pretty. I think her I think her face is is is really high up there It's very very pretty and her body is is not like I don't know maybe perfect but it's close it's very very good look at how lazy she is in that yard though look at all those waiting to be planted this doesn't look photo is this a 70 it's not is this a 70 you would yeah well I'm baffled by the fact that it's not photo if it was photoshopped her belly would be more perfect I think they do something there and it's like she's actually this good-looking her boyfriend took this in her backyard and then they uploaded it like like this is her only fans

She's not slipping slide. Well, they do something like that. Yeah fans photos. That's it. I suppose some some people do I don't think I think I think she's super super hot I think she's like way up there way better than a seven like but yes, you know somewhere somewhere like that I just think it wouldn't be hard if I was surfing Popular only fans pages it wouldn't take long to find a better one Well, it depends what you're looking for, right? Like most people aren't just looking for like, oh, that's the perfect looking woman They're looking for some sort of scenario or like role play or like what you know, maybe she does a specific thing I think I think that's what draws people because the mountain market so saturated like everybody's doing it.

I ever told you the first time I ever looked at an only fans page. No, I was on Reddit. And I was like, I don't know why people would pay for porn. There's so much free porn out there. I'm not interested or whatever, whatever. And then there's this Redditor who's like, I'm an OnlyFans model and my thing is I have two vaginas. And I'm like, oh yeah. And yeah, two vaginas. And I'm like, 399? It's like a freak show. Like, like, so you'll let me walk in the tent and see your double vagina. And sure enough, two, two vaginas. Was it like, oh, nice. Or was it like oh nice or was it like all girls? I'm in I'm down Saving for her future husband. That's a big all the guys fucked one vagina, but she was a virgin too It just seems like it gets messy down there with an extra hole like there's too many already if you've been honest. Mm-hmm Yeah, hard disagree should be built more like men. Exactly. With a nice penis. Exactly like men.

Now we're onto the boxing conversation. They got it right the first time, God. Yeah. Well, okay, well, that's different. That's like, like, if you wanted to see the bearded woman, actually, I shouldn't use bearded woman. That's the least interesting of all the freaks. Like a Siamese twin, I'd pay $3 at a fair to go gawk at a Siamese twin for a bit.

Yeah. But if they tried to act sexy with it, I'd be like cut it out. I could see you grow in like a fucking plant, like a grafted plant out of your sister's abdomen with her lazy head. Would you pay more for a Siamese twin than you would like a Siamese koala bear or a Siamese alligator?

If I could, uh, if I could ask them questions, a hundred percent. Otherwise, no, no, the people, the people question. All right. As far as freak show porn though, what I really want to see is one of them two headed bitches suck a dick. Like, like, like you remember the girl with two heads or some school teacher? You get like an update on those girls life every like five years or something.

It's crazy. They're married. One of them is, and the other just has to like read a book awkwardly to the left, I guess. Oh no, he didn't marry both of them? What a douche. That's polygamy. No, it's not.

I wouldn't. Yes it is. They got two feet. They've got two brains. Yeah, but like you can only ever use them in one place. Like they have two brains. They should go in on it together. That's that's despicable of that guy to ask one of them to marry. Because then you put the other sister in an awkward position. So, Kyle, were you about to say he did marry them both? Well, I mean, I would presume that, look, there's no... Like, yeah, they're all together. I don't know what we're talking about. Like, there's no... I don't imagine that there's a scenario... He's got some Bose headphones sound canceling.

Yeah, there's no scenario where girl number two is like wearing her noise cancelling headphones and blinders while she can like sort of feel her vagina getting pounded out by her sister's husband. Do they have one vagina? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one vagina. They can feel everything. I like to think that one of the Siamese twins rats out the other for faking orgasms. Oh, that'd be funny. Yeah, that was stuff. I didn't feel a thing. Didn't make it again tonight, huh, Mark? A while.

What a while. Just saying. Susan, you bitch, I'm not going to help us wipe this evening. Oh, God. Yeah, there'd be a lot of teamwork in that kind of life. Do you remember the old Opie and Anthony clip where they were making fun of those girls? Two birds having, ho. Yeah, he was two birds having a they were going up. It was doing that thing in the documentary where the announcer commentator, rather,

is like, you know, Jane and Susan play on the baseball team and have aspirations to be a teacher. And they like pause it and Jim's like, oh, great. And it shows them like lumbering eyes. Two outs at once is up. Can you imagine how scary it would be as a small child to see it? That's one of my favorite ONA bits.

Jimmy is just going off. He's like, oh, can I find him on face Facebook? It's yeah, listen to the two headed girl. Imagine one of the very fun. One of the heads wanted to start dating. She's like, yeah, you're married,

but I'm going to start dating. You can't do that. We've only got one and it's for our husband. Actually, we were thinking maybe we cut you off literally. How about that? How about we cut you off and put you in a jar?

We'll tell them that you just didn't wake up one morning. Kyle, would you do that? Would you them different? I remembered them connected at the top of the head. Imagine your brother. No, one comes out of the other. They have double necks.

They have double necks. It's like a fucking Hydra or something from mythology. It's crazy perfect. Taylor, imagine that your brother was attached to your head, your shoulder. I'd hate it. And it's his full-size head. Don't imagine like a Quado situation

where you've got a miniature. Yeah. Where you got a miniature. Yeah. You got a miniature version of your like, I let's fool. And he's you can't you can't like he's got he's got your left arm, too. Like he's he's he's he's a stout fellow. Just as much. Yeah. You guys work out together. It's weird. We're hard to coordinate. Yeah.

When you when you when you be ready to cut him off, like can you imagine the conspiracy to to have your brother cut off? I'd be working out my right arm and right leg stronger in whatever secret I could, doing curls off the side of the bed. And then I would pull our disgusting body to a train track and force his head onto the tracks. I'm going to refer to the head on the left as Carol Prime and the head on the right as Carol Beta. If I'm Carol Prime, I'm thinking we got to get rid of Carol Beta. Right? Like, she's got to go. They're two intermixed? You can't...

What are you talking about? There's nowhere to go. There's nothing to do to separate... Cut her off! There's no way that wouldn't kill them both. Look at how close their fucking necks are man can you imagine being the shorter twin in this bait ahead yeah you know he married the prime or the or the beta head he's looking at prime in that photo I do imagine he's standing next to beta beta but he's looking at prime in the dance. He has no choice just with where he's

next to her or not. I guess he can get on the other side but this is a good side. Yeah. He wanted to be on the right. Yeah see yeah you can tell from the orientation of the picture. God what a free life that was. People are nice gals. I you guys I'm still burning spinning on the idea that one of the heads decides she wants to start dating. Right? The husband has to be like, what? It has to be like agreed upon by both because I think they control like they're like each have a hemisphere of the body. You get a pussy lip. Is that what you're saying?

They maybe I think she's saying the other one wouldn't walk there. Just like, yeah, the other one would just like ragdoll. Are you telling me everyone would go like a fucking three legged, like sack race? You're like, you like you shit her pants. Oh, to be like, no one will want you now, you whore. You're stuck as the third wheel in our relationship. Man, what a hell beyond imagining.

What if you didn't like the other person like clearly that's how could they their point of view is so similar that you would think they would always agree you have it they I imagine there's like an independence crisis there where they both want to establish there that would have to be stopped I remember from the video that they only have one GI tract. It doesn't matter how many GI tracts there are, it's the body fat, right? Like you could literally, one of them could never eat. No, I was saying imagine if, Kyle, imagine if I live on your neck and we're on your body together and you're eating everything you want because you have your own

stomach. You've got everything I want because you have your own stomach. I'm eating everything I want because I have my own stomach and it's not until after that that it comes together. We're going to be shitting nonstop constantly because we're going to be disgusting. Imagine that you give me heartburn with you and I'm like really upset about it and I've given you hemorrhoids. From my- Taylor's waking up in the middle of the night and dragging our carcass to eat hot sauce. He's got a bag of them under the mattress. I can't get under the right side of the mattress.

He's making them at night. Yeah, that would be a, you're right, that would be a literal hell. Yeah, it'd be so, so. I'm so glad that I don't have another person attached to my goddamn shoulder blade. Yeah. Fuck! I would hate that. You couldn't do anything. They were, I saw in the documentary, there's a couple documentaries about them. This was many years ago, I saw it, but like they learned

to drive, which is like, get out of town get out of here where you going well no I mean far away I get in a car accident that bitch passed me on the interstate whoa you got a lifelong dream of moving to that Alaskan town where the Sun never rises maybe like a colony of blind people. So like Sarah and Jane are always together. Have you noticed? Do they could go to India and be worshiped as a god? Can you imagine? You know that finger that fingernail guy does pretty well over there.

And you've seen there. Have you seen the fucked up arm Indian guys? Yes. Yeah. Imagine how they're going to look when they see a genuine two headed lady, ladies. Gishnu! We have awaited you Gishnu. Guys, guys, no, this has been a tremendous waste of time.

Clearly they are blessed by- The upper class hates those people. Yes. So the Indians that I knew that worked in IT, like the engineers that came out of India and moved to America, that is already like a slice at the top of their population food chain.

We're not the doctors, but you know, amongst the Indians, that's near the top. And everyone I worked with that was from India had servants. 100% of them had live-in servants in their houses. It was weird to me. And when we talked about those guys, they're like, they're grifters. They're taking advantage of the uneducated, the gullible. The guy with one arm in the air basically does that instead of working.

Yeah. Yeah. And some people see him as like a demigod on the planet. But the educated see him as an asshole who should have done something better with his life. He could just be a crazy guy. Like that's, that's such commitment. And I've seen videos of the guy with his hand in the air. He still lives in a trash pile in India. So he's not like making bank with this. You know what he's not doing? Working. Yeah, he can. He's got one arm. He's a beggar. Yeah. He could be throwing garbage into a lake for 12 hours a day.

And now that a shift happened, I hit the planet factory. I feel like Captain Planet villains over there with their fucking... It's going to be a tent pole subject on this show. It's so over the top ridiculous. It's so funny to me. And then it just added to it the fact that, you know, they can't win a gold medal to save their lives.

Oh, they have any gold? None. They made the entire, no. Are there a billion of those people? Way more than that. Yeah. They're the most populated country on the planet. Do you know that?

They are. It used to be China, now it's India. For now, we'll see. Cause I mean, India is mostly getting those numbers pumped up by like people living in garbage and stuff. China has a population growth rate problem. It's too low. Everybody does. Yeah. I don't know. But not here though. I'm pretty sure everywhere in the West. No, no, we import people here. We're a world class. A permanent sustainable strategy.

I mean, isn't it? You know how many people live in South America, Taylor? Trillions. Trillions. You're right. Correct. Correct. Correct.

He deals a man with his finger on the pulse of global economics. I used to think that expression was thumb on the pulse. And it's like, that's not how you take a pulse. Yeah, no, nobody does that. Stop talking about it. You were talking about the Olympics and a story I had not heard of. Some Chad archer, not like a cool guy, like a guy from Chad, a Chad. What is the what's the word for someone from Chad? Chad-anese?

Chadian? Chad. A Chad. I like that. Some Chad was so bad at archery that they were writing articles about it. And I found that. That's mean though. That's a mean take Taylor. Dude, he, if I'm making articles about how you got one point, now I'm not fully up to date on the archery scoring system, but I know no sports is one good. Like it's probably like four. Yeah, like what was the score? One to 70, one to 102. Like this guy had no business being there.

He embarrassed his home nation and he should be ashamed. He's not the worst guy in the Olympics. From what I understood. This doesn't feel good story. Taylor's just being mean. This guy taught himself archery and then went to the Olympics. I taught myself archery. I wouldn't go and fuck around at the Olympics and if I didn't you'd bet your ass. Chad only had three athletes I think and he was one of them. He had no gear He's wearing a polo out there fighting and fighting a South Korean who looked like Robo cop looked like the Green Lantern up there He hit that the one point thing is he hit the outer outer ring of the target Which is white and says one and if you watch enough archery Yeah, I don't know what distances he was shooting like this. This is our boy like like he come on now leave McGumbo alone

He taught himself how to shoot Yeah, but he did it badly. What why does this bow have a tripod? That's a balanced Thing. Yeah, it's stabilizing him. I would love to see him like miss a shot and then like blame the equipment I'd sometimes he holds it sideways like a gangster. Oh that would be Fucking great blame the equipment. I choose sometimes he holds it sideways like a gangster. Oh, that would be very asleep. That would be fucking great if he held it sideways.

Break yourself, fool. So Chad only sent three Olympic athletes and one of them taught himself like in his yard to shoot a bow and arrow. Basically, that's my understanding. Yeah, they should not. They should have given him another

four years of practice. Hit the scene with a little confidence and because you think he's going to go back now. No, he thought this dude, nobody hates archery as much as that guy now. Do we transition to the Australian break dancer? She's, I love my wife hates her and we're both doing the fucking kangaroo trouble in paradise. And Jackie's making fun of her and I'm celebrating her genius. She has like a doc. Do you know this person? I have no inkling about what you're talking about. So breakdancing was an Olympic sport this year. It's only the host country gets to add a few sports so they don't last from like Olympics to Olympics. It's just a one time thing. So break dancing was added to the Olympics this time and this Australian woman became their representative at least for, I don't know.

Anyway, she teaches dance, like she has a doctorate in dance and something else like interpretive dance and I don't know, gender stuff or something. Dude, legally that means she's good at dancing, but in reality she's terrible, terrible at dancing. And she got zero points in Olympic breakdancing. She was the only competitor in men's or women's to get zero points. And she went up there, like, the funny part was when she transitioned from like standing to the ground, it was

like I was getting down at 51. Like she slowly worked her way to the ground and then she did this like three stooges thing where she was on her shoulder running sideways like twisting around. Yeah. She's, I love it. I feel like I love it. I like there's no, no one with more self-confidence than Reagan, the Australian dancer. Oh, I saw it as like she was taking them for a ride. Like she got, she lied and got a free trip to America. Like a week. Yeah. Like, which is also funny to be like, oh yeah, I can, I can breakdance. Oh, breakdancing is an event that niche cultural movement from the late 80s, early 90s. Yeah. We're striking while the iron's hot. Yeah, let's do breakdancing. And then you just get a free trip to France. I hope she had a wonderful croissant as she's

like looking at her watch like, Oh, I've got to go make an ass of myself in front of the planet. Sorry, but I'll be back for dinner. She had these dance moves that like honored Australia. I remember the kangaroo, but there were a couple other ones as well. Yeah. Yeah. That was you, Kyle. I watched it. You did like an aboriginal, like siphoning gasoline. I can't believe you missed ray gun. She was like, to me, the biggest story of my Olympics. We could all go out there and all just improving,

put together comparable routines. I'm 100% serious. She's literally doing the whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, running around on the ground. She walks up to the judges and she goes, meh, meh. I'm like, I'm not gonna do this.

No, I didn't see this. To be honest, I've never followed the Olympics or given a shit about any Olympic event ever. The basketball thing seems like a point of pride. It seems like our game, we should always win at it. I kind of have that thought process. Other than that, there's a little bit of that nationalist thing where it's important that we don't get blown out by China. I saw this year we beat them in total medals but tied them in golds.

That's kind of cool actually. I like that. I bet here's what Chinese propaganda is 100% saying. I bet they claim Taiwan and all their medals and say they beat the US because they did that four years ago. How are you doing, Will? I'm good. I'm sorry I'm late. It was a crazy community home. I'm so glad you're talking about this freaking topic, bro.

The Olympic one? Yeah. The breakdancing Australian embarrassment to the entire... Oh, bite your tongue. She's a legend. Listen, did you hate it or did you think it was funny? I would be so proud of my my countrymen had had I been Alright, first of all, let me give you some background. I was on a breakdance crew back in the 80s I had you know the kangaroo. Is that a movie mastered? Straight from Brooklyn bro, like But um

Jesus it was listen it But um Jesus it was listen It break in has been has been around since you know the early 80s as some of you guys know Oh, yeah, I take great pride in my dance moves Still do Bro, I was good back in the day like I could 1990 I could windmill I could oh my gosh I do a whole bunch of stuff but like but it's weird that the evolution of breakdance now because It's so far beyond what we used to do

You know, I mean like it's like the acrobatics involved in it now is just ridiculous but really the minute we get the world stage right world stage, right? We, we, we, as break dancers of the world, of the entire globe, like, bro, why? Like, okay, first of all, there's a whole bunch of conspiracy theories saying, um, her husband was on a, this, the decision crew to choose who goes from Australia. That helps. To the, to that thing. Um, I saw footage of the girl she had to beat to get to the Olympics And the girl she had to beat was much better than her. All right

like okay Okay, excuse my language, but it's so frustrating because just imagine your favorite sport that if it's not on the Olympics finally making it to the Olympics and the one it to the Olympics. And the one who gets the biggest press is literally the worst one. It's like your drunk aunt from the wedding that should have been pulled away from the dance floor. You know what I mean? And it's like, you were starting that video up that part of the Olympics. Like, yeah, they've mocked us for the last time. up that part of the Olympics like, yeah, they've mocked us for the last time. The last time.

No. Bro, it's embarrassing, bro. It's embarrassing. How long into the routine until you were like... The first nine seconds. It was like, I'm like, what the heck is going on? Because when you start... First of all, breakdancing is hard to impress people.

It's like being a comedian at the Apollo. You would get booed and shunned if you suck in the circle. You know what I mean? Like you gotta be hardcore about it. And it's like, and it's amazing. I mean, breaking started in New York and Brooklyn or Bronx. That's a whole argument with regards to that. But the Asian kids have taken it over which is amazing like the Japanese Chinese

Vietnamese kids have taken over a lot of breaking And they've taken over hip-hop culture, which I think is a beautiful thing called appropriation. I hate it. It's The difference between appropriation and appreciation, you know See if a Japanese guy with cornrows? Yeah, that's appreciation. Bro, you see the Japanese guys who are getting perms done to their hair? So it looks more like an afro and stuff? Don't do that. Like the zoomer look where they get like those...

The broccoli head. The broccoli head, yeah. Yeah, but they get it like even more intense so the curls are closer to like the afro texture. Let's talk about Japsaps with Jerry curl, dude No, not jerry curl. That's a whole James thing going on They're not pregnant mister and everything. Oh my god, if I did my hair in a tight afro and blackface, would you understand that was appreciation? Woody your fans would not

You remember that from coming to America. It's just human out. But yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah, the Asian kids like are getting fades done. They're getting their afros done. Like that's how much they love hip hop culture. You know what I'm saying? And we actually appreciate it, which it sounds crazy.

What the hell? Did he grow that hair or no that's that I don't know I don't know everybody there's no there's no fingers to count that looks like a wig but again what are you doing now now that's a week take it down a bit. He went his black you look as As an Asian man hilarious that's so bad but again the the Asian go when when like the Asian kids started getting into hip-hop and they started like you remember babe BAPE when a Bathing ape clothing line. I don't know if you're into all that style when I Japanese kids they started getting remember Hollister

But that style when Japanese kids they started getting remember Hollister Jesus God what they started getting in the hip-hop culture right like it came to the point where like Wu Tang and all the old school groups were touring more in Asia than they were in North America in like the late 2000s right and they started bringing hip-hop in huge and they're bringing a whole bunch of hip-hop like in Nas and DMX and like it did get huge numbers over there, right? And they were really appreciating the culture and the dancing and stuff. And if you're not in the culture It's hard for you. Like you would see people saying Using her breakdance routine to represent breakdancing

You know what I mean? Because the average person isn't in the culture. So they would see that and they go, oh, why is this stuff in the Olympics? It looks like garbage. Well, it's not anymore. It's not anymore. It's not anymore.

But to be fair- I'm sure there were some cool routines before that lady went, right? Yeah, there's a ton. Like if you look- Yeah, but this one's getting all the attention, right? That's the problem, right? And it's like ton. This was getting all the attention right? That's the problem right? And it's like but the thing is they stopped they didn't want breakdancing in 2020 a olympics and they decided that from last october so that's a whole different

thing. So it had nothing to do with this lady? So it had nothing to do with the lady. Riding was on the wall they saw the Fox dance coming or whatever that was. But if you look at the guys who actually were good, then you realize how good these guys were. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm sure they're very good for the most part at it. It's funny to me as an Olympian.

Some of the sports they had for Olympics are interesting. But Kangaroo Lady, she was there walking on the streets, like her husband was there as her coach. You know what I'm saying? Like they went together to the Olympics to represent Australia. I was saying to Woody, right before you hopped on, I think that they were just taking a nice free trip to France so they could have a vacation.

And she's like, oh yeah, I'll make a ass of myself for 45 seconds or whatever it is, who cares? But the craziest thing is she literally teaches break dancing in a university in Australia. What a PhD use. That's what she wrote a thesis on. After dance, let them down. That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

Bro, that is like, I mean, it boggles the mind health. Someone could let this happen. Well, I mean, let's be real why is dancing in the Olympics? Like I'm not trying to denigrate your people the the breakers or whatever But but like I don't think the floor routine should you know the floor routine when they're just running around in gymnastics and sort of twirling and sometimes they've got that ribbon like Will Ferrell from old school and Don't know if this is Olympic grade material here like a fl here. They do flips and stuff, right? Yeah. Sometimes it's nothing but flips. But I'm talking about, I think there's a floor routine where they just dance.

It's like an interpretive dance or something where they just like... No, I don't like that. It's still in there. There's light gymnastics, but mostly it's like interpretive dance, them dancing around and being silly and like, what are you doing? What are you doing? Throw something or shoot something or run real fast.

Jump over something. Jump over something. That triple jump thing is fucking cool. I don't think men should be allowed in the Olympics at all. I think it should only be women. I don't care to see a man do anything physical. I don't care who the best male ball vaulter is in the world. So what new female sports should there be?

The squat, the... What? The squat. The pole dancing. Pole dancing. The pole dancing, sure. The bend and tug. And when the judges like what they do, they start throwing one dollar bills at her.

We need an all new criteria for the floor routine. Bro, it's European. You can get it done. Yeah. Probably oil wrestling. Yes. We should have oil wrestling, mud wrestling, jello wrestling. Oh, volleyball will now be determined by a wrestling match at the end of the final match. Competitive kissing. I would make a lot of changes. Competitive kissing. Vincario wins again. Italy versus Spain in the makeout championships. Sponsored by Brazzers.

First one to get wet loses. You saw the lady boxer that has testicles is suing JK Rowling and Elon Musk for their cyberbullying. And apparently, I never know how international lawsuits work. Sometimes I imagine that it might be a little bit like unless you're doing business globally, it might be a little bit like when you get a speeding ticket in Iowa and you're like, fuck Iowa. I ain't never coming back you Iowa cocksuckers. I'll go as fast as I want. Come get me. How does it work if someone in Algeria is mad at you and you're like the richest man alive? Yeah, I think maybe it's kind of like, you know, the lawsuit is based in France, right?

Purchase the lawsuits based in France based in France. So they got different, you know, criteria when it comes to litigation. But can the question then is how does a French court go after Elon Musk or JK Rowling who are? I don't know Musk is dual citizenship. You would imagine South Africa in the US and Rowling's a UK sit. So She's suing them as a business and they're both they're both licensed in Europe Mm-hmm. So not if they're not going she's not going after personally they're licensed for their both of their businesses Yeah, but I don't know how that works though. In Europe though. So they're both liable.

Okay, well, we're closing the French branch. It would bankrupt today. Like now there's nothing to sue. I don't understand how it works. I don't think he's going to pull Twitter out of France. Like I don't think it would work. Oh, not Twitter. Like what, he sues French Twitter and then a French court makes French Twitter pay money?

Yeah, yeah. Because it's under the conglomerate as Twitter universal. and then a French court makes French Twitter pay money? Yeah, yeah. Cause it's under the conglomerate is Twitter universal. What are they suing for? Like what has to be? Cyber bullying. Cyber bullying, yeah. And that's, you can sue for that in France? And some in the UK, you can arrest anywhere.

In the UK, they will come to your house and put you in handcuffs for a Facebook message and take you to jail Oh, I didn't see that Dude was was posting about the riots and they locked him up that is fucking absurd and Commandant in England was like oh we were gonna come after American citizens then and extra dot you here and it's like get fucked You lying me piece of shit. We I don't want you know you now more mean things

I'm gonna say more mean things. I've been made them up now One shadow ban me so I can go Leash me my lord. The mistake. You deserve it. The guy that you're talking about though, the thing that he messed up with is that he said to go to a specific hotel where immigrants are staying and to burn that down. Right, so it's like he was specific. I need to see the phrasing. Yeah, he was specific in the location.

Someone should go over to Fort in Maine and burn that roach nest down what's full of immigrants. Come on. Let me sit down. The governor at the end. Governor. Governor. And when he said that,

that seems like he's just sort of pontificating about things that may or may not happen who knows but if he's like alright everyone attack plan alpha like right right wing sweep let's clean them up. It's the same thing that happened in January 6th right like all these guys got tracked down by social media and using you know facial identity. Yeah but that's because of things they did live in person, not because of, although the things that they wrote then became problems for their other case, proving that they intended to do it.

It's admissible in court. Yeah, well, you shouldn't be able to send someone to jail for just posting. Depends what you post, right? It depends what you post, though. If you're inciting a riot. If you're inciting violence on someone, if you're saying go to a school and do this and that, you're a public person and you direct it happens.

Somebody that's not just posting, right? Seems like a spirit. Well, if she had millions of people after, oh, and I'm talking about the British guy. Yeah. British guy. Like, it's not like, he's not like the J.J. Rowling was just I'm talking about the British guy. Yeah, British guy. Like, it's not like he's not like the J.J. Rowling was just doing the like the trans thing where she's like, that's a man. And you're beating up a woman, which like going going to that is ridiculous.

That is just a lie. Yeah, it's not accurate. Yeah, I'm saying what she said. Yeah, I follow that. I didn't mean to say that. The problem is I agree with her a lot of the time. I like her trans, what? Hate. Trans, exclusive, radical, feminist, yeah, TERFs. I think that's just fun and funny. But in this

case, it's like, no, this is like a person who has a vagina and titties. Born a woman but has testicles instead of ovaries so it's this weird thing and that that that is it's it's a unique thing it has nothing to do with her being transsexual it has nothing to do with lgbtq plus hiv anything it's like a legit birth disorder like you or like a fucking like like is she a superwoman now? I mean, no, she's barren but but you know if Yeah, are you sure she doesn't have ovaries? That's where her testicles are You sure she has tactical testicles. I'm like pretty fucking sure I did as much internet research as my attention span would allow

I'm talking eight minutes eight minutes and you're like, oh my god, I don't care about women's boxing. That's enough for today. Yeah, what it seemed was that it was what I said, that she's mostly female anatomy wise, but definitely has testicles which are producing testosterone which is making her look like that because she's big and she won the gold I mean I mean you know what was it she was she could be four years ago too for people born of both parts uh hermaphrodite right there you go we don't really use that anymore do we sometimes people say intersex. Let's bring it back. It's incredibly rare. I think it's incredibly rare.

It is rare, it is rare. And also, she's XY, she's not XX, which is another like big red flag. I can only confirm she failed some gender test. That's what it was. And they wouldn't specify what that test was. But that was for a different boxing league though. I think that was a chromosomal test. It was chromosomal. She felt chromosomal and testosterone was elevated. But it's no fault of

her own. Like through this whole thing I'm like, why is she the bad guy? Like what has she done wrong? By the way, she's from a country where being trans is a fucking crime, where they arrest you and put you in jail. If you're lucky. It's a criminal offense to be trans in her country. So and from her point of view, she's a woman who's got lady balls and she doesn't want you calling her fucking gay because she likes schlong, hairy Bulgarian schlong or wherever she's from.

Algerian. Algerian schlong. One of the most progressive of the Ian countries. No, those dudes are fucking. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I thought it was. That's why I thought it's pretty dangerous to be considered trans there, but maybe I'm just- No, most Muslim countries are notoriously chill with that. Oh yeah, yeah, I know that. I'm just saying that specific country. I didn't like that she got pulled into the big hate fest. She's not choosing to be any of this and

Is and all who she always was and the woman who started it all Was actually did this like left another match crying the same way because she was getting hit too hard But really this person yeah, like this is like second or third time doing this thing She's just a week or so ago. He's like, if you watch the UFC, you see women with courage in there. Taking big hits, giving big hits, giving all the heart that they have pouring in there.

This woman's a quitter, he doesn't belong in context. Yeah, Michelle Watterson retired karate hottie, Michelle Watterson, she's like Asian lady, she's got two or three kids And she's competed in the UFC for like ever like like ten or five ten or twelve years or something like that She retired a few months back in her last retirement fight, which I'm sure they were trying to take it easy on her She got mauled. She's bleeding and again this she's like Smiling going into the third round with her pretty ass face all gashed up.

And I'm thinking like, what are you doing? So when I saw that other chick who was wearing a head gear, I think maybe or something, like start crying and quit the match. It's like, come on. Like most of the gals in the UFC would be happy to just fight a man. Like they just get a beating because they're athletes.

And they're all in court. I bet they train with men five times a week. you're like easy on you're not going for worse Well, they're not training with elite men, you know, but but I bet they spar with men five times a week I bet you that you can kick the ass of an average man easily, you know Yeah, depending on this average man. Yeah, maybe that's an interesting discussion It depends on the girl and and the guy You know, it's it there's a lot of variables, right? Like at some point I don't care how good your ninjitsu is your jiu-jitsu your judo, whatever the fuck if you're 135 pounds and he's 235

He's going to murder you. You're gonna arm bar him and he's gonna say he's gonna like He's gonna use the strength of his bicep like he's arm wrestling your whole body and he's gonna pick you up and he's gonna kill you. I have experience in this. So I was 32. Beating up women? Yes. I was like 32 when I first started Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, right? And I weighed like 205, 210. I'm a pretty fit ish guy at that time. It's probably. Powerful man. But I think I fit the average, I'm taller than, I might be above average guy, right? At this point in my life. And this woman was world-class. She competed in the, is it AD? CD?

What is that? CDL. No, it's ADCC. I can't remember it right now, but anyway, she was a world-class grappler and her hands were even better. And I was way stronger than her, but every time there was like a transition in our grappling,

like any confusion, it's like she read me like a book. She knew what was happening and anticipated it and got me in some disadvantaged position. And in five minutes, she tapped me two or three times, world-class. And I asked my instructor, I was like, what would happen if we brought hands into it? We're punching.

And he's like, it's even worse. You don't want that. She hits like a ton of bricks. I don't know. How much did she weigh? She was big-ish. I bet she was like 145. She competed at something like that.

But when I say average guy, I meant the guy, average guy, like the average male does not know how to fight and is not Trained that was me and there is Dave you you weren't fat and you at least have some athletic know, right? Yeah, you're not average no matter what people tell you I'm gonna keep training and I'll get average Easier to defeat a normal overary having lady or one of those Algerian testicle ones. I think it would be easier to defeat the lady with the ovaries. I agree, which means there is some like she's not cheating but there's

definitely a big advantage there. There's an advantage but when you look at most Olympic gold medalists, you'll probably notice a bit of Olympic genetic advantage being displayed on them. You'll see some dudes with quads that don't look human. Yeah, I'm totally on the same page. That's the point I was trying to make. Some people just have a genetic advantage. Michael Phelps has a genetic advantage to be a ridiculous swimmer. Some guy who's seven foot two and isn't like dying of a bone disease has a genetic advantage in the NBA. Like you can't just be like, this is the sport, but only for like totally average people. Oh, Connor McDavid, you can't play in the NHL because we tested your hand-eye coordination,

and it's much faster than even an elite person. You can't play. Sorry. I wonder if they do any advanced training for hand-eye coordination or reaction time? I know in the UFC they do these light training drills and they do stuff with tennis balls. I've seen in drag racing where they've got a mock-up video game where you know the light kicks down and they hit the pedal to like you know that was my war i was like a whatever goalie in ice hockey and that was my warm-up like you take three tennis balls and you juggle them against a wall and then you like get closer further away just you could do that yeah you know these three uh i i bet i would need a little warm-up but yeah i could at the time yeah only three i wasn't training for the Olympics. I was getting ready for hockey. We always use five.

You would do that and also have one up. You got to be heading one and like, kicking it with your ankle or whatever. I thought you were an athlete. I used to be able to like do like three obviously and four very briefly, but I never act. I never put any effort into the regular juggling. I just knew how to do it off the wall because I saw other like goalie coaches tell me to do that.

I mean, Colin can juggle, he likes juggling. So he's juggling all the time. And I think he likes hazing me because he insists that I juggle and I just can't get it. I'm bad at it. And I think amongst people who can't juggle, I must be top 10% in trying to juggle. Oh.

And I still don't have it. You're right on the cusp. He just mocks me. Like sometimes I get like five or six throws, but I can't do it continuously. And he's just like, my son's autistic. so he doesn't say things right all the time. He's like, you're hard for juggling. I'm like, yeah.

No, daddy wishes he was. Wow. How many items? Is he hazing you by being like, hey, dad, watch me, I can do five. And then he's making you start with five. can do five. And then he's exactly five. Obviously not fair. You got to start with three. Yeah, no, he'll just come juggling.

And so I can juggle better if they're the perfect juggling balls. We have these squishy kind of jelly balls, and that's what I'm best with. But he'll walk around and juggle fucking footballs or something. It doesn't matter. And yeah, he's mocking me. One useless skill that I always wanted to do that I could never do is spin a basketball on my finger. Did you see the NBA players talking about that?

No. Yeah, so here at the Olympics, right? This is the Olympic NBA team. I would guess maybe half of those guys could do that. Really? No. Really? They had to be trolled. Really?

I could never, and I played on my school team and everything, I could never get that to happen. There were kids in high school that could do it. Yeah, that's what the cool kids in high school did. Is it on your, I feel like it's gonna hit my fingernail. Do I have it on the, do I have it on like this part of my finger? No, is it the tip of, top of their finger?

It's gonna grab on my nail. I know, well, they cut the nails though, but I know guys who can like switch fingers as they do it. Yeah, have you seen the Harlem Globe Trotters? Oh, yeah. They'll spin it and then they'll have a little kid stick their hand out, and then they'll put it on the little kid's hand and they'll be like, no, you gotta hold it. Yeah, I was able to spin a basketball on my finger for very brief periods where it would

be like a couple really good spins and then and now we're walking quickly in whatever direction it's falling. There you go. Okay. No, I could do like soccer tricks like balance it on my neck and kick it up and stuff like that. But the spinning on the finger basketball, I could never do it, bro.

My dad used to do that when I was like five, my dad played soccer in college. And when I was like five at those practices, like he, it was so clear how disappointed he was in me. Every single practice I ever played soccer, he'd be like volunteer coaching and like kicking these crazy curves across the entire thing, like barely like he'd take corner

kicks and like put it like curve it and all that and then throw it up and put it on his neck. And even at that age, I'm like, I don't think I've got what it takes for my dad to enjoy watching me because I was at the time I was very into insects.

And so I was mostly looking for bugs. As he would yell at me. That was like that was like two years or like a year before I started playing hockey and like found a sport I was decent at that he could spend his time in. There are these videos of me playing t ball on the outfield and I'm like looking at bugs, butterflies. My mom's got the big my mom's got the big VHS camera, and she's zoomed all the way in on me. You can hear, you can hear like a,

stop chasing the butterflies! Wow! Eyes up on the, eyes up on the ball! It's just like, you see the camera shake with anger. When I was like five, I've maybe even younger like you start baseball at a young whatever age they start pitching to you with those slow pitch machines.

Yeah, not even like someone and so they'd have a little kid like I'm maybe five and I'm standing I'd stand next to the pitcher thing and that was stand next to the pitcher thing. And that was my job as the pitcher. They had identified me as someone who wasn't paying a lot of attention. And I was like, just standing on the mound, just like looking like into the outfield, looking at the bench, seeing what other people jealous of the kids who didn't have to play at that moment. And this kid, you know, that this kid hit dingers. And this kid hit a dinger so hard straight in my nose. Like I, it startled me and it hurt because it's not that I missed the catch. It's that I was paying so little attention. I didn't know that anything had begun

right in the nose and just blood pouring. And then I was very embarrassed because everybody, all the parents, both teams are seeing me and I'm getting glassy eyed, starting to cry, I'm bleeding everywhere. And then this girl that had a crush on me came or ran out and like checked on me. And even at that, even at like five or six, I'm like, this is so humiliating.

Just being so embarrassed. I was easily worse than either of you at T-ball or baseball. I yeah, you missed the T-ball right? Oh, all the time. I would not striking out in T-ball was like my my Mount Everest. Easy. You a Mario the high ones? You a fireman? Like, strike three. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, it's so easy.

It's right there. Can you imagine the fire being like strike three? I didn't know if I was supposed to run. It's okay little guy. Don't cry. I hope they shit out of that tea sometime. When the ball would roll forward and I'm like, what do we do with this situation? I can imagine looking at all the parents sort of shrugging after strike three and

putting the ball back up one more time. Come on now, must have had a horrible coach and obviously a father who just worked too much because I faced straight at the pitcher and sort of hit to the side. I didn't notice everyone else was standing sideways when they when they batted and they didn't tell you where to stand. No one helped. That's a parenting issue, bro. That's a parenting.

Yeah, that's bullshit. That's a parenting issue, bro. That's a parenting. Yeah, that's bullshit. That's a coaching issue, too. The coach can't like take a break from getting drunk on the bench to come over and be like, you turn this way. Like, a few seconds, I would have done it. That would be crazy. Baseball sucked.

You guys are reminding me of Les Nessman in the outfit. Do you remember that Les Nessman in the outfield? WPRP. my age myself? Yeah. And he had, he didn't want the ball to come to him because all he would hear is violin music because his parents forced him to play violin instead of playing sports. All coming to slow motion. Oh my gosh. Pop flies were the best part of baseball because it was like, all right,

you're trying to be a hero. It's fucking easy. A lot of time you just catch it. Whereas like the bouncing ball that would come towards you when they like would put me in shortstop, it was always like, where's it going to bounce last second? I'm going to be where I think it is and then it's going to go under my glove or it's going to do that thing where I don't get low enough and it bounces off the heel of my glove and catches me in the front teeth. I had that happen a few times. That's good hustle though. Yeah, that's what you want to see. I needed you there. I needed you there to tell me I was hustling.

No, coach say smother it. Smother it. Oh, it means like fucking get your body like you don't. In front of those bounces where you'd really don't know where it's going But so you're just like I'm covering as much space as I can with me And then I'm you know you're ready even if it comes it comes off your shoulder your chest You're ready to like get it up and get it to first or whatever I want to talk about this post from Israel out of Sonia. Can you show that Zack? So this this is a bit of UFC talk, but this weekend is UFC 305 I think it is and the only fight I care about really is Israel out of UFC talk, but this weekend is UFC 305, I think it is. And the only fight I care about really is Israel Adesanya fighting Du Plessis.

Du Plessis is from South Africa. Adesanya is supposedly a Nigerian or something like that, but he lives all over the world. So the white guy, Du Plessis, has frequently referred to himself as the real African champion. And he currently is. He's got the belt because... Making sure. He beat Strickland. He beat Strickland. And so Adesanya posts this, this is wild.

Why are you hard at your press photo, dude? Like he's back there getting that show. The economy greater, still opposing. Yeah. A meat off is wild. Some guy named Nick was meat watching. But is it me or is it wasn't the

entire Olympics? Dudes are like showing packages like through the entire Olympics. We open a lot of that like one guy messed up his high jump because of his package. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

Big French. It's like it's because maybe it's because it's French, but nobody wore underwear in these Olympics or something like that. I like that too. I'm fine with them. I don't wear underwear. Yeah, but like underwear for the men this time. You know the original Olympics were all done in the nude.

Yeah. Yeah. But they were like shoving fingers in each other's asses. They were doing a bunch of Greek stuff. They were breaking in the wrestling. Like the wrestling champion had a special move where he would break your fingers one by one until you quit. Then they had to like make the Olaf rule. Not breaking up the fingers Olaf. It looks like Leonidzkyos of Messines and Milo of Kroten were infamous for winning the Olympics after breaking his opponent's fingers.

Everybody fear Milo. What year was this? Or the good old dick twist. 37? No, so your guess of 37 is about 700 years too recent. Seven or eight. And Milos. Everybody come to Greek town and everybody learn the meal was a secret move.

I get the greasy and I break the finger. Hardcore. It was invented four weeks ago. Opening his schools everywhere. Then Leon Titsky shows up and then they have a finger break off. I guess. You've learned from Milos. You're sending your kids to that school. Jesus. Hard learning bro.

What do you think you got in the fight? Israel. Oh my, I think Israel too. And then I think Strickland beats him again. Could be, could be. I think he's got the rematch. I've heard it. You never have it till you have it but I know he's next in line but shit happens in the UFC. For sure. But he's gonna sit and wait and not hurt himself. I guarantee that. Ask me to put money on it. I put it the same way. I think Israel wins and then he loses. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna be good fight Will be in the the hangout watching till you should join us Saturday night 10 p.m

Well, that's when it begins the actual fight will happen around one in the goddamn morning, but that's East Coast time So only a early 35 It's been in the UFC for like five years. You wouldn't expect him to be as close to 40 He's kickboxing champion or you know around the world for a long time I wonder what his legacy would be like if he joined the UFC at 25 would he be like, you know beaten and maybe a little mentally not the same because He learns his place at 25 so to walk in as a champion caliber fighter

is the way to be, or would he have had a eight year reign or something? Would Uzman not have gotten a reign because Israel was there to keep him down. Uzman was at 170. Oh, I always get those two mixed up. Yeah, yeah. So it would be like the biss being rock hold error, I guess.

Oh, old white guys, think is we can take them yeah yeah yeah that was the clunky like white dude era that was like the post wideman every every time i watch i've never seen luke rockhold win a fight i swear to god i've been watching ufc for 10 or 12 years like ever since you introduced me to it at your at your house that time and i don't think I've ever seen that man win a fight even when he went to bare knuckle he got his teeth knocked out by maybe you saw him beat Bisping I saw Bisping win I remember yeah being on his little win streak wait am I wrong did they not oh I believe that a rematch I'm not sure oh I don't know I don't know if I saw Bisman beat him But I just remember yeah winning most of his fights. Yeah. Yeah, I've never seen Luke win a fight ever

So the idea if he's really been there you'd like to think that he could have had some crazy rain if he hadn't lost that Strickland fight like like he's like in the goat conversation. It's great that and and then for it like avenging the Parea thing was so crazy. And Parea to me is, he's already like on the Mount Rushmore of UFC. Like how could he not be after what he's done? And Dana's not going to let him fight a heavyweight. But I want it so bad. I want it so bad. I think he can clean them out. I think he's the baddest man there is. He's so scary. I think he can clean him out. I think he's the baddest man there is. He's so scary.

I get frustrated when I hear Dana talk about how John Jones is the absolute best and anyone who doesn't think so is a moron. And I'm like, you're talking about the 2018 best fighter in the world. Like that I won't disagree with, but this is 2024. John Jones, you think is still on top? Get out of here.

I don't know, because last time I saw John Jones fight, he choked the motherfucker out in a minute and 30 seconds and then walked away. Say, yeah, but that's what he's supposed to do. And you could see that man. No, no, Taylor's right. What's he going to get in there and play checkers with him? No, he's going to fight. Yeah. I'll give him too much credit. It destroyed him and he made like a victory pose. Like I swear to god, Taylor, he's walking around going shh and over his shoulder the other man looks terrified on the ground. It's

fear in his eyes. You can see it. Zach, find me that picture of Cyril Gaughan sitting on the ground with terror in his eyes, not understanding what's just been done to him. And John Jones walking around, walking away cold as fucking eyes. Look, if the aliens come down, who do you send? Like to do combat. We're going to, they're about like us. They look like us except they're Ninja Turtle people. Like, all right, there's six foot six Ninja Turtles and we've got to send our best to

do fist to cuffs combat with them. Who do you send? Because I'm sending this guy right here. I'm sending that guy. You're gonna let our best fighter get shot by aliens immediately in the battle? What are you talking about? They have, no, no.

They have shown up and they- Your tactical mind is lacking. You use the Chinese. The Chinese will break upon them like waves on a beach and we will weaken them with Chinese hordes. Look when the turtles showed up they challenged us they said humans we notice your technology is far behind ours perhaps we settle this in the old way and they're gonna have a gladiatorial 1v1. I have a better option Kyle hear me out. We gotta say Boagrius and send a big motherfucker.

If you're gonna send a guy to aliens, right? Sean O'Malley clearly enjoys the anal probe more than any other UFC champion. They're not gonna probe him, Woody. Yes, they, if you don't pay attention to alien abduction since the 80s, that's all they do. They put things in your butt. It's all you're afraid of.

That's the thing you're most fearful of. I'm not, not because of the anal part. There was this part. Is it because you're afraid, is it because you're afraid you're gonna afraid you're gonna? You get you get abducted and anally probed and you tell me and I call you gay I'm like, this fucking gay guy is not the same. He's not my friend anymore. But they would have just done that to you. What were you wearing, Kyle?

A nightie and like a sleep cap? He was asking for it. He was asking for it. Well, I was walking around my home with a lit candle. My bottle was plundered by the beams. The anal part would be a brief reprieve during the scariness of an alien abduction. That would be like, okay, all right, this is a little familiar. But what I always see, what I see in the movies is like they're like putting needles in their eyeballs and they're like drilling their teeth with lasers

and putting weird like things in their neck and like taking them apart vivisection without an aesthetic like you're an animal on a platter and that to me is terrifying that's why the only real world thing um outside of nonsense that's kind of close to that is that sleep paralysis where you genuinely can't like get up and you're lying in bed. That's terrifying to me. And that Japanese, that puffer fish venom. Like if you ever, where do you get puffer fish venom? Cause that's terrifying. Did you grow a puffer fish? Did you raise one in your tanks? Yeah. Dude, they're popular in the reefing hobby. Oh, shit. They have a fish personality is one of

two things. They're either aggressive assholes or they beg for food. That's what fish personality is. Oh, okay. I thought you meant the person who keeps them. I thought that too, actually. Oh, okay. So, puffer fish beg for food. They'll eat straight from your hand. They'll let you pet them, stuff like that. They're pretty cool. your hand. They'll let you pet them stuff like that They're pretty cool. They have big open eyes that you can that's the one right that their venom can cause that long-term paralysis like that voodoo shit I'm familiar that they have venom. I don't know the effects They can kill everything else in your tank when they die. Is there a difference between puffer fish fish and blowfish? I

Don't know what a blowfish isn't a blowfish the one that they make the same thing? That you could die from? I think they just call, I've never heard, that's the one that gets big with spines on. Yeah, that's what puffer fish is. I'm sure it's a whole group of things. They are the same thing, I Googled it real quick. Okay.

Do they make venom that used in voodoo, like techniques to make people into zombies and paralyze them? Who's outside my hobby? I don't know, you seem like you're Googling. using voodoo techniques to make people into zombies and paralyze them? Who's outside my hobby? I don't know why you seem like you're Googling. Oh, I can't. I just looked up puffer fish versus blowfish and it says opening sentence.

You're the reef keeper. I'm just asking the expert. They're both member of the order Tetraodontiformes. Okay, so they're two different things though. Tetrodotoxin. Tetrodotoxin. It's the same family. The opening sentence is literally. What does tetrodotoxin do, Taylor?

This interferes with the transmission of signals from nerves to muscles, causing paralysis of the body's muscles. In general, TTX, tetrodotoxin, is more concentrated in the gonads, mainly ovary, liver, intestines, and skin of the puffer fish. And so I guess that would make sense if it's all in the mix down there,

they're cutting around a lot of stuff to try and find the good bit. And there's no way it's that tasty. Remember when Homer had it? And the chef is like very carefully cutting around the poison part. Yeah, and then he accidentally eats it. Oh, you, Lacerif. And they tell him to leave. And then the next, like. Oh, are you Lasserieff?

And I tell him to leave. And then the next, like that night, he's like, Marge, I'm coming up with a whole plan for tomorrow. My last day. And then she's like, wake me up at six. And he wakes up at like 12 40 in the morning and he's like, in the afternoon, last day on earth. Yeah. 40 in the morning and he's like in the afternoon. So you want to do a group watch of UFC 305? I'm in. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Patreon hangout. Jackie shows up most of them now.

Text me and remind me. Midnight is such a late time for a fight to start. That's so fucking ridiculous. So they start at nine. But by the time the last fight is like is oh, Kyle's right. This one's in Australia as well. So like for them, it's like noon the next day. That sucks. I no longer know what time it is. It's Australia. 10 PM Eastern time.

They haven't changed it. No, not that I understand. I looked at it three or four hours ago and it said 10 10 PM start time because I'm going to watch the prelims and everything. I like to get my money's worth with that ESPN plus shit.

So by the time the last fight finishes, it's usually around one. One. Yeah, and sometimes it can go like really late if there's complications and lots of fights go long like they're scheduled for five Rounds, that's 25 minutes. But sometimes you knock the motherfucker out in 30 seconds They'll like play ball and play some promos for commercials, but eventually you got to start the fight

And they're not gonna wait around for 20 minutes. The night goes faster. This is my other Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not finished. I was gonna transition. Uh I've I lost it. Sorry but one thing I can understand though is that Like if you're in person at these fights and you're paying all this money You can understand you appreciate that it lasts a little longer because you remember back in the 90s when these guys would play Ridiculous. Yeah, they pay ridiculous amounts of money to go see Tyson fight and it would be done in like the first round in like 32 seconds and stuff that's like you see is a little different though because you in general you you usually care about

Three-fifths of the card at least like yeah, this card is not that great. Honestly, I think gamrod or somebody's fighting I only care about the main event but oftentimes there'll be a The real problem though is the the viewing experience for UFC is poor because of the nature of what it is. It's two men in a chain link cage way far away from you. So you end up sitting in an expensive seat looking at a Jumbotron instead of in your expensive seat at home looking at your Jumbotron with a bathroom six steps away.

You know what I mean? There's no traffic and everything. Woody and I have been to one. I didn't love the experience It wasn't that crazy expensive. This is a few hundred dollars I know they're doing the the the event the the Ocho event this year The Mexican event is at this sphere and tickets for that are crazy. They're like the cheap They're like seven ten thousand dollars or something to see there's something crazy like that I've been to two one with Kyle like he, and those were the best seats we could buy.

I think Joe Lozon got us like a hookup to get us good seats. When I went to the one in Japan, I was literally in the fighters, friends, and family section. And Kyle's so right. The viewing experience is bad. You can't buy the seats as good as I had in Japan.

And it was still bad. The cool thing was after the fighters fought, they came around and like sat near me. the seats as good as I had in Japan and it was still bad you know yeah the cool thing was after the fighters fought they came around and like sat near me like I'll tell you how you know it's bad like when you watch Joe Rogan and DC and they're sitting ringside watching the fight they're looking down at their fucking monitor because they the fight is happening right in front of them yeah and instead they choose to look at the view that you have at home because it is the better view. It's to be there and to like smell them, I'm sure is a fucking thing.

And if they bang it against the chain link and you could reach through and almost touch them, that's a thing. It's not a good live sport. If you're not Joe Rogan, you can't buy those seats. They don't exist. You got to be Mark Zuckerberg or Donald Trump to get in that fucking seat as a civilian. And so Kyle's right. It's better on TV.

The sport is really good on TV. It's like made for TV in a way that like Formula One isn't. I watch Formula One a little bit sometimes too. And really I'm just more, it's a better viewing experience to watch the car ranking. Like literally just their names in order. And I see the orders change and watch the race highlights. But what's cool about going there in person,

the one thing that I do like more in person is you get to choose what you watch. If there's a rough knockout, they don't show it on TV very much. They really try to avoid that ugly side of the sport. The loser walking back to the locker room. He just vanishes if you watch it on TV after a guy loses. He's not part of the show anymore. Yeah. But when you're there in person, it's you want you're like, shit, half the guys that

come here tonight lose. And yet to see every one of them take a really dreadful, long walk. It's an important moment in their life, dragging their ass back to the locker room. If the loss is bad enough, a lot of times their team, you know, they've got their arms on both shoulders and they're practically carrying.

They might be crippled and can crust. Yeah, they're carrying this wounded warrior back to the locker room. And maybe it's personality fall in mind, but I like to see the real agony of defeat, which is hidden from you on TV. Definitely. Yeah, you nailed it.

That's the only things that you get that you can't get at home is, you're your own production crew to some extent. You can see beyond what the camera wants you to see, but Jesus Christ, like there's, I take that $10,000 and buy yourself a home entertainment center, right? What are you doing? That will last you for years. Like, like now I live in a movie theater that I built with the $10,000 I was going to spend on a night sitting staring at a jumbotron

from my chair. It doesn't make any sense to me. Unless you want to network and like hang out with the other people who are there. Like if you're that guy, like, but as a fan who wants to see a thing, fuck that. No way. A sport that's better in person that I'd rather watch in person than on TV is baseball. Like, you can like, there's some obvious like hockey, obviously, but baseball even like, it's pretty static. And you also can like pick and choose when to pay attention more than other sports where you can be like, all right, I'm going to really lock in for, you know, these next few pitches, and then go get a fucking broad, and then watch a few more pitches. Go get another broad. I disagree, and I'll tell you why. You can go to the bathroom. I mean.

My Irish and British background, what burns alive in that much sunshine? I am whiter than you guys think. These doors aren't yellow. They're supposed to be white. Where's the... I am a pale motherfucker. You just don't know.

I do. I mean, I'll get a little sunburned, whatever. It's probably good for me. Yeah. You get a big hat. Could you say that about almost like every sport though? Like I've been like hockey, football games, football games. Well, see, hockey is a smaller venue, but football games, like I went to Syracuse and the games you see in person, like you can watch, they're a lot easier to watch on TV. You know what I mean? That's true with, with like you, I think you hit the nail on the head with like hockey, basketball, like the smaller rinks, the smaller court, like there's just better viewing,

like it's just gonna be better. Whereas It wasn't like, you're like, man, with these seats in the student section, watching us get manhandled by Auburn. Yeah. Well, that's why I didn't like good seats. Yeah. And I think that's the thing about it. I think it's the thing about it. I think it's the thing about it.

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by auburn yeah yeah it was like one whole side of the stadium was students and the other was like alumni and yeah uh people from columbia who wanted to go for some reason when i live like 10 years ago i may be more in unc so UNC basketball is a really big deal here in this little triangle North Carolina section. And all the best seats were reserved for UNC alumni. UNC alumni, they call them like the wine and cheese fans. They're kind of civilized. And one time because of a heavy snowstorm,

which in North Carolina is like more than two inches, no one could come. So the students got to sit down up front and then the players got to feel like a rambunctious crowd for the first time in like UNC in ages and they changed the seating. So now they put more students with, oh really? Yeah. Now there's rowdy students kind of cheering the players on a hundred% what you want. Like, yeah, television too. Like, like that's what your sponsors want to see. Like that's just all around better. Um, like, like, I, I remember watching like Duke was huge when I was in high school and just watching the, what are they? The blue devils with the Cameron crazies.

That's what their fans are called. They're all, they're all like faces painted blue even and they're like I remember they had some weird chant where maybe they like kind of like vibrated and like moaned or something weird Like it was it was all it was What they vibrated and moaned I don't remember I remember them being like an almost like an African like like war war dance Where they were kind of going like oh And like kind of bouncing up and down on their toes. Okay.

That seems fun. There's like a fan club that organizes chants and stuff, mocking opposing players, stuff like that, whatever current drama they're in. Oh, what's LSU do? It's something about suck that tiger cock. Yeah, yeah. Uh.

It's the song. The song is called neck and they have like a hand motion. Everyone's doing this, like a coordinated sort of dance. It's like, Whoa, Whoa, chop, chop, suck that tiger cock. It's something like that. And like everybody's screaming it. You've got 80,000 people in there talking about suck our cocks. And I'm like, Wow, all the women are like, you know,

I didn't, I didn't see that one because they didn't do that when they were playing Mizzou. Oh, they both, they're both the tigers. There you go. It's fucking great. See, but that's why they changed. That's why they changed like seating in, in like the Grammys and stuff like that. Right. Because in the old days, it would just be like the rich executives and the trophy wives in the front seats and stuff. And they'd be sitting down and you'd have the different acts and music acts and they'd just be like, oh, very nice. But then then they put the artists in front now. So it'll be a lot more hyper when other artists were on the stage, as opposed to the old executives who were just like sitting down and quiet

and stuff, right? Keep the energy a bit higher. Absolutely, yeah. Do you think these award shows are on the decline? I think they have been for a long time. It's because TV in general is on the decline, right? Who's really watching live TV like that anymore? TV's going down, and this is just something I'm from memory, but like those news TV and award shows and stuff like that is going down faster than

like normal cable programming. So like Fox's. I thought Will Smith was going to breathe some new light into the award season. I thought that was going to be a regular thing. Somebody was going to get taken out every year. John Candy just comes out. Someone needs to talk shit about John Cena's wife John. There you go John Candy's How dare you insult the widow of? Did we have the same idea a deceased uncle buck going up on stage He's Canadian that would never happen now that was when I think back to that. It's almost like an Alternate reality. It's such a bizarre

Happening that Will Smith slapped Chris Rock like slap the piss out of him in front of America and said don't you? My wife's name out your fucking mouth and like the fact that that happened It's almost as wacky as the whole thing, as like Donald Trump becoming president. I feel like that's another wacky alternate universe thing, where in most of the universes, like we're going Marvel style, like most of the prime universe where the band of most universes go do not involve a Trump pregnancy or a presidency or a Will Smith like bitch slap.

Dude, we might be in the one version where we both happened. No, the one version where we defeated England. There you go. Every other version is we're just we're colonists right now and we're getting locked up for posting memes online. No, the empire would be huge. All right, so after world war two brit England lost its empire through a number of yeah of things that happened we held but imagine if if they had kept the colonies and taken north america and just that was The america that that's a cool future too with like I wanted to be steampunk though Because I like seeing the union jack on like futuristic steampunk blimps with like auto cannons to police the people 1984 style Yeah, we would have needed I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. I think it's like a movie. He's got like a milking machine. Can't remember it's in the wall. It's a 1984 good book. Would you recommend it to read if you weren't forced to?

I mean it was so long ago. I remember it being, you know what I do remember? I remember it being more interesting than other stuff I'd been told to read. I think we had to read 1984 after Fahrenheit 451. 416? 451. 451, yeah. 451, okay. And I remember thinking like, oh, this is like a better version of Fahrenheit 451.

Yeah, that's true in a lot of ways. Where it's like, oh, people are so propagandized by 1984, the big state, that now they won't even acknowledge the evidence of their eyes and ears. They'll look at something. It was just like, like the emperor has no clothes kind of thing where it's like one analyzing like why, you know, not that exciting way at sometimes like, Oh, why would everyone go along with this? The emperor has no clothes. Oh, there you go. Maybe I will watch that. I'm not going to watch it.

I will watch that. I'm not gonna watch it. I'm not gonna watch it. The one thing that's the Will Smith situation, the one thing that really showed me though. Yeah. The one thing about the Will Smith situation is that what it really showed me is how quickly the public can turn on you. Like Will Smith is literally the nicest guy in that Hollywood world. Like, you know what I mean? Like all of his social media was the nicest and the most fun stuff over. He seemed fake nice to me.

He always seemed... I don't know, man. Here's what I think. Here's how I always felt about Will Smith. Yeah. I felt like he was fake tough, fake nice, fake black a little bit like that. Those rap albums were like, come on, man.

That was not good. I love those rap albums. I was the right age group. Those contributions to hip hop are already- Parents just don't understand. Vanilla Ice. Vanilla Ice. Oh, dude, I love his bedtime rhymes.

It is whack, we have to go to bed. A butter white collar? I'm on Will's side with this. It was bad. Like vanilla ice is harder than Will Smith. Don't insult the man. Come on. It is. Like vanilla ice has raps about like gang banging and shooting people. What vanilla? Oh, Jesus.

Forget that zero. Get with the hero. didn't he have a clock on him or something? I forget. I'm a five point. Oh, my hair can't blow. Will Smith in the hip hop world had respect because before you have to remember that he was out a while before he got famous in the pop world, right? Like if you're back, like back when I used to live in the hip hop back way back when, um, like him and Jazzy Jeff were huge, hugely known for, you know, uh, freestyling and stuff like that. And Jazzy Jeff and him created the transformer scratch, which is like when you scratch, you know, when you scratch records and stuff, they created a scratch that sounded like Transformers transforming, right? And that's how they got big in the hip hop world itself.

And then he got into the whole parents don't understand thing and the summer, summer, summertime thing, right? But there's a lot of commercial rappers who had respect before they went pop per se. You know what I mean? I think he's a bad actor too. I think most of his movies, like we were kind of conned into thinking we're good moves

or like what I have to go back and do every now and then is I got to go back to like my childhood movies that I still think of with my man brain is like, yeah, that's a classic Congo. Come on. Independence Day, come on. Amy, good gorilla. Like, and then I go back and watch it

and I'm like, this is horse shit. That is not a gorilla. That is not a real gorilla. That's a midget in a fucking suit. I thought that was a real gorilla as a kid. I thought they had a sign language gorilla with a gauntlet that had a speaker on it that interpreted the sign language and spoke for it. You want to get Kyle, show him a sign language gorilla. He wants

to believe so hard. And I know that feeling because I used to be like you. I used to want to believe it, but we've been hoodwinked. You're an amateur primatologist. I would venture a little more than amateur. You know? Good practice. Yeah, I've been kicked out of the zoo. And photo of me. Not his fault, the chimps were sick. Me holding a lemur over the alligator exhibit. I think the right monkey would torture an alligator. It'd be hilarious.

Like, have you seen the monkey in the trees with the tiger where he's swinging around mocking them? Yeah, I haven't seen that. I've seen one where there's one jumping back and forth between the branches trying to escape a leopard in the tree itself. Oh, I think that's cool. For a while. You can tell that the ones, you know, that wasn't its first time doing that.

Like every third day or I don't really know the regularity of it. As a rheumatologist, I should. But like just having to swing around to not be eaten by a cat. There is a Instagram page called Dark Side of Nature that is, that will, that will show you how real, real horrible nature really is. And it's like, like, you know, when you were a kid, you never saw this stuff on, you know, wild world and animal kingdom and stuff, but dark side of nature, like, will show you the specifics on how animals destroy other animals and, and, you know,

killing, like taking babies out of gazelle mothers while the mothers still alive and eating. You know what I mean? I've seen that hyena. Brutal. Pull that baby out of there. It's the nature is metal subreddit. I don't like that stuff.

I totally forgot about this subreddit. This was one of my favorite, well, I'm gonna look at it. I don't like to see animals get eaten anymore. As a kid, I was super into it, you know, torturing them and stuff You know, you know Taylor You were telling me the other day about all about that stuff I'll be honest I didn't hear what you said I was watching a tiger fight another But you agree that you know

He does not sign off on this. Small stuff right like like little ones. Like harming them? Bro. What are we talking about? What did I do? Bro. I don't know what if he said I did I did. When you torture the oh okay. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Light torture. I stay away from the nature's metal stuff I don't want to see fetuses fall out of gazelles and then get eaten. But it's a reminder. But it's even gets down like insects. Just kind of a reminder of nature and like what life could be if you were a fennec fox. Well, I'm not a fennec fox.

I'm a man grown. You're a man grown. You just killed itself off a bridge. But it's just stuff like, you know, animals are watering holes in Africa and like even birds, like how many birds eat other birds? Like I had no idea. You know, birds are ornery. Like they'll go and eat other birds eggs and kids like it's insane. The nature that's out there. All birds are assholes. It's okay. A lot of animals there all birds are assholes. It's okay You can't find a nice bird I saw my puppy just murdering a grasshopper earlier today

I don't know. You know like like that grasshopper probably doesn't think much of the puppy. It's cats are serial killers For no reason for sure cats are yeah Bro dog, you know if I put a rabbit in a room with a dog that dog wouldn't a lot of dogs wouldn't mine would Mine loves catching them. But yeah cats cats just my cat will just sit in a house and she'll see squirrels outside and she'll start Chittering. I don't know if you know that sound but it starts going You know what? I mean and they'll just be the tails wagging and they're watching squirrels go by and they're just thinking of how they would destroy this animal.

Just gonna kill them so bad. If I didn't know burrito, I'd fuck that squirrel up. Bro, I'm saying though. I'm watching a brown bear kill a black bear. Oh that bear fight is crazy bro. When you don't go to one of these forums for like years, they got a lot of content. Can we stop the show now? Let's stop, Randy, just do it.

It's a bear fight still on. Bear fights to watch. We could probably play a bear fight. The brown bear dominates. But I saw, did you see the one where the female lion is getting, is surrounded by hyenas? Oh, Woody loves that one so much. I watched that recently.

Woody has that bookmark. And then the other lions come running in the saver. It's such a beautiful moment. The edit, I saw. Of course, it's to Beastie Boys, actually. It might be sabotage. And anyway, the female lions are eating, and it's gow, wow, wow, wow, wow,

and then things go south. And the lions are up and it's and and then things go south and the the lions are up on the tree hiding once dripping blood out of its leg and they're scared to death. And then come morning, the male time the male lion is like, my bitches didn't come home, I got work to do. And I was wondering what were male lions for exactly? They just lay around fucking have food delivered to them? Pretty much.

All right, now I'm taking fucking. Stray's over here. Now you're stealing lion valor. But anyway, these people, lions, doing all the work and males, and then shit goes south, and the male lion proves what we keep them around for, and goes straight for the head of the pack and you know, it's

Fuck my shit up or how's the song and there was a lot of them there too. Fuck my shit up. It's like my picture. Fuck my shit up. That's what you sang to that barber that one time. Another great subreddit. You've seen that one. It's like just fuck my shit up. It's people it's it's haircut the worst haircuts of all time like

So bad that you and comical that you're like, wouldn't you ask for this? Would you maybe? Would you go with your barber or something? I like the opposite ones too. Ever see a guy walk into a barber and walk out like 15 years younger? All of a sudden he's not bald, they dye his beard,

stuff like that. He took out a 70 year old black guy who was very bald. That's a cheap code. And they glued a whole rug to the top of his head. Like they got out like a hair piece and started rubbing glue on homie's head and stuck it on there. And then they blended it with a fake beard.

He put a fake glued on beard with like chops and shit, like blended it all together with his natural and like colored him and like colored, his eyebrows were gray. He went from 70 with his natural and like colored him and like colored his eyebrows were great. He went from seventy to thirty five. It was crazy. It's I saw them do that to a white guy.

He's probably like four early forties and uh the top of his hair was like thinning. It was bad. It was almost uncombable and you could see his scalp through his hair and then they shave in like male pattern baldness. So, the top of it is just all gone

Yeah, put a rug on his head die his beard and eyebrows and whatever and he looked amazing Yeah, I was I'm blown away. I like it. There is a country. They're saying who has solved male baldness There's a good I can't remember who but like literally solved it and they're saying China has solved can cure diabetes I can't remember who, but like literally solved it. And they're saying China has solved, can cure diabetes, diabetes, which is insane. And you know, the, the, uh, big pharma is not going to like that happen. Right. Yeah. You would, you would think it'd be hard to keep a diabetes cure like hidden, like that would just get out somehow. Yeah. But there's no, yeah.

Big pharma is freaking out because there's so much money made in insulin. It's like, there's no way they're gonna let that go You know what? I mean? Like I'm sure the propaganda China anti Chinese propaganda is gonna go big time now to stop me. I don't I would just avoid not getting diabetes That would be my my my goal is so I don't need a Chinese diabetes cure. That's my goal, but Now without the threat of diabetes out there bring on the cupcakes I'm just scared of needle so I don't that's the biggest reason why I don't want it but those auto injector things like I don't even

I don't understand how it works but they're wearing like a device on them that's seemingly as a needle in their flesh all the time and it's like how does that not like hurt every time you like move if the needles just always in you to deliver insulin on the go? Is that is that? I thought it was. I don't know how I thought that was just like a magnetic thing to keep track. So you don't have to.

So I don't have diabetes. Draw blood and go. I only have Internet commercials to guide me. Hmm. Fair enough. But it looked like they had some sort of cuff with a needle that was always inside of them That was like keeping track of their glucose levels and then zapping them with some fucking insulin every time they hit a cupcake Like that's what it looked like to me I mean, I've seen the insulin injectors on the more severe cases, but that's like a

Almost like a machine type of setup though, isn't it? Like I've seen friends who have the tab on the arm. So I thought that was just to monitor levels. I don't know if that had a needle into everything like that. Yeah, I'm sure. I don't know how else it would work. The chat will inform us, I'm sure, but. I learned, I just Googled it.

It's somewhere in between. They have a sensor installed in them. Like, I guess it's a surgical operation you have on some regular basis where they just put it It's somewhere in between. They have a sensor installed in them. I guess it's a surgical operation you have on some regular basis where they just put it under your skin and then the monitor communicates with the sensors. I'm not crazy about that either.

I guess it would suck if you had the cool kind of diabetes, the kind that you did. I didn't do anything wrong, I just got it. It's just like having, you know what I mean? You didn't earn of diabetes, you know, the kind that you did. You did like I didn't do anything wrong. I just got it. It's just like, you know what I mean? Like you didn't earn this diabetes. You do this to yourself. Like we know the difference. Like those people who give themselves diabetes. I remember when my grandmother was was was getting older and she was a little chubby.

She was drinking her Coca Colas in the refrigerator. And they're like, man, you're going to get diabetes. You're pre-diabetic. You could lose a foot. And she went, oh, you're going to get diabetes. You're pre diabetic. You could lose a foot. And she went, oh, well, diet Coke it is. And like never drank a like, like reversed it in like six months and lost 30 pounds and like became a healthy person. Then she got cancer and had a slow death.

But that's unrelated to the diabetes. I think she cancer, right? Yeah. No, that's the Twilight Zone episode. diabetes. Diet Coke gives you cancer, right? Yeah. Damn it! No! That's the Twilight Zone episode. Wasn't that the chick on like 600 pound or my 900 pound life where the big girls were going, oh well we were taught that if you drink, I drink with sugar in it, soda with sugar in it, then you drink wine that is, you know, no sugar, it just counteracts it. Can sugar it just counteracts it yeah it cancels it out so I saw my favorite one is where the two

fat bitches are talking to the their doctor and the girl goes also I think I might be pregnant and the doctors and they pan over to the doctor who's like a very attractive lady and she's like really she's almost playing up to it really and why why would you think that I've been craving weird things very attractive lady and she's like, really? She's almost playing up to it. She's like, really? And why would you think that? She's like, I've been craving weird things. Keep in mind, this lady has forehead rolls. I've been craving weird things.

What kind of weird things you've been craving? Water, I've been craving water, just regular water. And the doctor goes, yeah. You might be thirsty. Those girls are, that might be my 800 pound sisters or my thousand pound twins or whatever the fuck it is, but it's disgusting. Like I only see it through GIF form

and like every now and then a book gets read. But some people are sitting down to this and supporting it by watching it. And I can't get behind that. Those people are so fucking nasty. One of them lost a lot of weight and now she's getting like the saggy skin thing. And it's like that's like, I don't know, sometimes that's almost worse. I have a different view on it. You know what I'm saying? You get the saggy skin removal surgery and you earn that surgery, right? If you lose so much weight that now you have saggy skin, boom, you're about to have, you've earned a surgery where you get to lose another 30 pounds of loose skin, you'll look better. But that's not 90% of the time when they lose that much weight is because of surgery. Because they get the band on the-

Yeah, but then they gotta get the loose skin surgery afterwards. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, right? And I don't think it ever looks right. I don't think you can. I don't think you make it look right. So, I agree that you can't look like you're wearing

a skin suit. You're never gonna be. Is it Ryan Reynolds? Is that who Deadpool is? You're never gonna be that guy but you can be a much better person than you were and when you get that skin removal surgery, your clothes will fit better Like you're removing masks with that too. I mean not respect to it. But when if you're I

Don't know it never really looks right. You're gonna look good with clothes on though Like there's a few times more than they had before. Yeah, that's true I agree with that and they're much healthier and yada yada yada, right? I don't care how healthy you are I'm focused on how healthy you look look, right? Yeah But it's true, bro But I don't like I used to be a big guy well No, not big big but I was you know close to 300 pounds before I got hardcore in the paintball And now I'm like 180 on average 180 190 yo-yo, right?

but it's like, I look at my pictures back then and I'm like, ugh, I can't, could never go back. And it's like, I got rid of all my fat clothes and suits and stuff. And it's like, it's, and I'm lucky enough that I wasn't big enough where I had the leftover skin. Yeah, not even close. I think you gotta be like five,

I think you have to be like 500 pounds for a long time to really ruin yourself. But frankly, you are ruined in my narrow view of- Hard to come back from that, bro. You can't. I'd rather be a burn victim or something. Well, maybe not that. I really hate that.

Nothing will ruin your dinner at Denny's than a burn victim sitting adjacent. Oh, God. What do you do? Can I get this to go? What do you do? You request a booth facing away. This guy must have been like a fucking bronze medal. Spark up a conversation. You like flame world too? Oh, my God.

You go, eww. He looked like that, you know, the Marine veteran who won the medal and they always put him up on the stage and his head's all melted like Freddy Krueger. Yeah. Yeah. Literally that kind of thing. Speak more clearly, sir. I believe he said, I like I was burned and I have no lips. Put me out of my misery. I have a brave American everyone.

Give them a round of applause. Are you a burned victim or are you Biden at this point? Get me out of your car in the parking lot. Yeah, it just ruins. I still haven't seen a midget. You guys act like midgets are everywhere. Every time my girlfriend comes home from work And I'm like you see any midgets today. No, and then one day. She's like yeah, I did

I was ah today's the day because I've only ever seen one midget in the wild haven't really One I've only ever seen one well Well, I live by the city so I think it was a big like theme park thing You know where you've got like tens of thousands of people in her mixing it was like a really $2 to see the midget in the tent. You had to go in the backside. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was actually very small man. As just a Mexican. the whole thing of calling everybody pedos is a big thing right like now everyone everyone calls everyone pedo now. I don't know if I use a pedo these days. But hold on hold on. Just bulletproof vest wearing streamers are pedos. But the

point but the thing is though he hates dudes. And the Mr. Beast guy. Hold on hold on. The kink of being with a small person used to be a thing back then. You know what I'm saying? So is that psychologically linked Because they're smaller looking more childlike or I'm sorry wait wait can we Midgets do not look is being independent It's not horrible There is it there is a porn star, what's her name? Like little, little. Well I bet you're halfway there. Are you talking about like tiny taxi or

whatever her name is? All right I can't remember her name but her name's like. You've got like the blonde hair and the weird face? No this is a little asian girl I think but I remember there was a story because the whole thing is she looks underage, but she's like a 25 year old woman or something maybe longer because she's had a long career in doing this. But there was a news story where a guy got caught by police for something unrelated and he's got all these videos of her on his hard drive. He's he's up on child pornography charges in the court of his country and she flew there and like was a witness for him, like that no I just look like a man and reached and like got him off all right the week then you are not illegal but this is creepy what's been on in all of Algeria you are a really good man if you get a chance if you get a chance go on Instagram and look up official tiny taxi.

T-E-X-I-E. And she's like 3 to maybe 4 feet tall. Alright. I don't know what the disease is called. But she's very small. Oh, she's itty bitty. Yeah. And that's like...

And she does... But she's got a woman face. She looks like Br bitty. Yeah. And that's like, and she does. But she's got a woman face. She looks like bride of Chucky. Bro. But it's a whole thing. She's all tatted up, bro. What are you talking about? This has nothing to do with pedophilia.

That's a tatted up, hard biker looking chick in an itty bitty body. There's nothing childlike about her. She had to stop wearing schoolgirl outfits because she got banned. Oh, that's bullshit She should be able to dress up however. She likes schoolgirl outfits she does adult movies apparently and everything and but it's like I'm not on the verge of Now I'm okay with that

Nice and freedom of speech stuff. I also think you should be able to draw whatever you want We covered that a couple weeks ago, but like I don't I think you should be the And it all it all comes down to like I just imagine You know that guy in England who tweeted the wrong thing or whatever It sounds like he was like instigating violence or like the lip telling people where to go to to do hate crimes literally Yeah, and it's like what his tweet was which is which is a whole different thing but I just imagine the guy in his house with literally crayons being like boobies. Yeah. Eight year old arrow and then like oh child pornography. Well that's 10 to 20. Like yeah it's one of those things that you can't free speeches or free speech absolutists,

Kyle and I don't like shutting any of that down. No. But you should keep an eye on those people. Watch them, watch them. You too. So carefully. It's like the Mr. Beast guy who had that like, the girl's like a porn drawing. Yeah. Everyone sees that and it's like,

all right, this shouldn't be illegal, but I need to log this away. Who is that old Maya Angelou? Someone someone showing you who they are right now. You better believe me. Is that what Maya Angelou said? I feel bad that he's the Mr. Beast guy. Because Mr. Beast didn't do any of this. Yeah, but now Mr. Beast is in trouble for a whole bunch of other things now, right?

Yeah, now they're like, he, he, he, he's, he's, they're saying he's rigging, uh, which I mean, if you really thought that those were a hundred percent organic, you're the child in his audience. I don't think I think what it actually was, was he had actors for some of the contestants to land his employees for some of them to like liven things up. But there's a game going on where people won and like who got defrauded? The viewer? Right, that's where I am too. I did see that like he had some employees

in these competitions. Now sometimes the competition's all employees, like who keeps their hand on the car the longest is early stuff. But in his more recent stuff, he had employees that he didn't identify as employees in there and they would lose like immediately And i'm with kyle like I don't know. I guess I have a soft spot for mr beast

And I I mean I get it too, but I think I think it's under People are under the impression that anybody could be lucky enough to be on a mr b show so that Not being authentic, but they could though you're putting real contestants Yeah, but it's not all of them. Now people are people are questioning how much of it is real now, right? Like I think all the time. I'm just being devil's advocate. I don't feel that way.

I'm just saying what everyone's saying. I remember there was a time when prank channels was a really popular YouTube genre. And on these channels, they probably started off as organic and real and they quickly moved to scripted, they're hiring actors, you know, like that nonsense. And I suspect that temptation is too hard to resist. Like once you can start getting those numbers, bro.

At first you caught lightning in a bottle, and then you worked really, really, really hard to catch lightning in a bottle again. And it doesn't take long before you realize, well, I can just buy lightning in a bottle again. And it doesn't take long before you realize, well, I can just buy lightning in a bottle. Like I just put an ad on Craigslist and I'll get a girl to pretend to kiss me or I'll pick her up on a street or whatever.

Like you can fake these videos and it's so much easier. Because like Sacha Baron Cohen could only pretend to trick people so many times before it ever got on. Right. You ever see him talk to Kobe? He's in Olly G. Olly G was the best girl. Yeah. And he's talking to Kobe and he's like, yeah, but what fool makes a basketball

do it bouncing if he ain't got no springs in it? He's like, the balls has air in it. That's what makes it bounce like, like direct straight. Like, yeah, he's there and it's bouncing. Kobe just goes and like stares at him like, where am I right now? Is this not this is clearly not a real interview. Like, he knows something's wrong, but he doesn't know what.

Yeah, there's a lifetime to do a certain amount of life. There's a finite amount of time you can do content like, yeah, yeah. That's why I like that guy has fallen off hard. How? Contra Baron? Now he doesn't even do content anymore. He just advocates for people to get banned on the internet. Oh, do you always drag your conservative politics into our art makers?

I don't think that's conservative politics. I don't know. He did a movie as a serious role and he was awesome in it. All right. Your hate speech. Ever since he tricked Giuliani, he stopped being funny. That was hilarious. He had to do it. That was funny. That was really good.

That was a shit to your movie, though. The second Borat is just garbage. Yeah, I don't blame him for not being able to do what he can do does anymore. That's why I like the real quote unquote content that I like has to be subject matter that cannot be faked. And that is why I like pedophile hunters. All right. So pedophile hunting like they it's going it's widespread now everywhere. Who's the actor who's like, yeah, expose me on TikTok, bro. I'd love to be a a, yeah, you're right. Yeah. And if you victimize somebody, they're gonna sue you.

Like for fake pedophiling them. What about EDP? He's real. He brought pictures. Enter Dat Playground. Back on YouTube, his new YouTube channel is like The OG EDP or something like that. He just full on pretended like there was no

pedophilia and started like reviewing movies or something. Wow. He was like talking whatever he was, you know, one of his normal- Oh, then my therapist said I need to hit the ground running. No, he needs to anyway. Poor EDP. But no, I was watching- I mean, you know- Shout out, friend of the show. What is he really? Mr. Beast. Oh, no, we don't know.

No, we don't know. Okay. We don't have Mr. Beast on the show. No, no. Chris from Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast didn't do anything I was saying. Yeah, okay. I see. Chris is the one who did the fuck. He um, what was I going to say? Rewind us like five seconds BDP channel. Oh So let Vitaly you might remember Vitaly

I think it's Vitaly Z the the Russian guy who was a prankster youtuber like eight or ten years ago Maybe even longer he would do the one where he was wearing like a like a secret agent James Bond type suit He would walk up to a stranger with a briefcase. He was like, you are the informant. If take the briefcase life or death decision is yours. And he like basically pretend hand you a bomb or pretend hand you like drugs or illicit things and make you think you were involved in like a James Bond Russian type scenario and get people's reactions.

And that was funny I thought but things have evolved so much now that you have to ruin someone's life to make a real fucking clip so I saw them catch a pedophile the other day and make him show his dick that I don't remember why I I didn't I didn't see the full format of the video I'm surmising from what I saw that maybe the guy would like, you said picture your dick is like, that wasn't my dick. So what's your dick then? We'll compare. And like he got his dick out and showed the pedophile hunters

because now it's not you know, what did they say? Were they like, I'm, ah, that's not the dick after all. Sorry, bro. Yeah, no way. No, no, that's not what happened. Circumcised. Yeah, this guy's black. What? Not even close. He's the real African. We were looking for an Asian penis all along. Sorry we could have trusted you, sir. But it's not classy like Chris Hansen. These new age pedophile hunters, they ambush you in a Kmart dressing room. Yeah, department store.

And everybody's wearing like mismatched street clothes, you know. Yeah. It would look good if you had uniforms on like Ghostbusters. That giant guy who is like getting up in their face. Yes, with the beard. Rascal McGovern. Rascal McGovern. Deemed him.

Yes. Dude, that guy will, that guy dresses like a third grader while he's busting pedophiles. He's wearing shorts that ride up too much and a hoodie sweatshirt. Jim shorts and a SpongeBob t-shirt. He's like, who are you coming here to meet? He's a big guy. He's overweight. He's a powerful overweight, a weightlifter kind of overweight. A lot of power

in those pedophile stopping hands. I saw one guy get slapped in the store the other day though. I saw one guy, they found a guy who was trying to meet a young girl in the store and they cornered him in the store and they slapped him and stuff and you want another one type of scenario. They're all over TikTok right now doing this stuff. I'm fine with that as long as like, you gotta be sure. Like, you know, all it, all it would take is that guy roughing up one like autistic old man who happens to be like waiting for pigeons at the market. Leave that for Chris Hansen.

Yes. Leave that for him. You gotta, as long as you... Leave it that for him. You gotta be sure, but once you're sure, you go in both barrels. That's when I knew that Shane Gillis and I were on the same wavelength when it comes to pedophiles. What, against them? No, he was talking about the Chris Hansen show and he's like, I don't know, but I don't like feeling for the guys. I feel for the guys because mostly it's guys who are mentally handicapped, who have been tricked, and Indian guys. I feel for the guys because mostly it's it's guys who are mentally handicapped who have been tricked and Indian guys and then guys like Hey, do you know what are you here for? Is it what do you think? She's 12. Let's go like like it'll know there's a problem. I am here for the sex

We did 14 child. Yes. Yes. The child. Where is your child? Like, we have no idea that the jig is up. The cameras will come out. There's a cool here, right? One of the best key and peel skits of all time is the guy comes in. He's got, he's caught by Chris Hansen and the camp and he doesn't really, he thinks Chris Hansen's there to like help him double team the child. He's like, oh yeah, we can get freaky. That's fine. And then he's like, you don't understand. And the camera's all come out. He's like, oh shit, yeah, let's video record it, hell yeah. And he's like, it's great. See, that's a go-getter who got caught up in the wrong,

well, I guess whatever makes you a pedophile. In pedophilia. In pedophilia, yeah. You ever come close to falling into the world of pedophilia? No. Not even a fucking little. That's why when this stuff happens, I'm like, dude, you're kind of pedophile adjacent. You know, it's kind of like when I see those UFC fighters that it's like,

oh, you don't understand it. His cousins are terrorists. Nah, no, no, no. No, they raided his gym once, sure. And they only found one terrorist. And it was European terror. Dude, he's not a pedophile. He just owns hundreds of pictures

of nine-year-olds drawn in suggestive poses. Yes. He's not a pedophile. Bro, I don't even look at, I don't even like at I don't even like look even closer like the teen stuff on Little porn star you think we're already got an hour. Yeah About the the goth one that I met in the Starbucks that time. I don't know anything about that. How many are there? That's a whole tangent we don't want to get into. No, I yeah, so when I see those people like come on no the last time I touched a 17 year old I was 17.

But wait, wait, wait, we've gotten so far off of it. When was the last time everybody saw a midget? Orlando, Orlando, 2010. Last week, Toronto. Holy shit. You got to get out more, man. There's more. There's a midget.

I would go to Six Flags all the time last year and I never saw one. I must have seen a quarter million people face to face. I think you interact with little people online all the time and don't know it. I think you interact with little people online all the time and don't know it. You knew Dirty longer than me. Oh, he just identifies as a small person.

He's just normal short. He's not a midge. Yeah, what have we found out? He was 12 this whole time. Just the rudest 12 year old on earth. What a scummy 12 year old, dude. He does so much Adderall. Man, it looks terrible. I wonder where he got all that Adderall from. Makes sense. He's 12. Okay. I feel bad for making a dirty joke now. I like it. If I didn't like him, I wouldn't make jokes.

No, fuck him. Who cares? Yeah, he's gay. He told me in private that he's gay. His girlfriend told me that. He said, Taylor, I'm having trouble in my relationship because I'm gay. And I'm not long-term girlfriend like they're engaged that's gonna be terribly upsetting. Yeah Speaking of that look this is the third month in the row That none of you have come and had sex with your dirty whore girlfriends in our $50 patron hangouts. I keep throwing the offer out there for you know, you just come on in make Taylor awkward to 2024. I miss it. It's been too long. It's been a year since we've had a fuck show in the hangout. Mostly, we display code names now have what to yell at people and, and, uh,

and switch would you deliver for this guy? Not switch. Maybe if switch has a female friend that doesn't wear any sort of animal masks. Are you going to make any rules? He just said he wanted a fuck show. Now he's not qualified. Top tier qualifiers. There are qualifiers.

I would like a lady fuck show preferably. We want to make Taylor awkward. That's the goal though. Yeah, I don't want anyone to do that. I want to play Scribbio, but you have to watch the game. No, no financial incentive. Just how I want them to do it for the love of the game. We'll let you in for free. You get to hang out with us.

That's an incredible reward. You can't put a dollar amount on it. I mean, you can put $50 on it. That's exactly what it costs. Exactly what it costs. I mean you could put $50 on it. I think most of the people capable of doing that probably are gonna do it on OF or something but yeah see that's that's why it's great to cut see when you come to our $50 patron hangout which we do at the end of every month for two to four hours depending on how I feel what

you're getting there is a group of 25 or 30 young men with quite a bit of disposable income who might be interested in your wares. You could tip them over to your show. I feel like this is a great customer base to impress yourself upon. That's fair. And hey, if you make nice with Woody, and maybe you're out of work, he'll have a whole fundraiser for you and fake raise you some money. So that would be cool too. No, he'll raise real money. No, I, I, that's one of my favorite stories of all time. I tell everybody, I know about how like one of our fans, um, set got hurt and Woody's like, Woody, he really is

a great guy. Woody's like, Oh, you're down and out, you're hurt, might lose the job, back injury, car accident, shit, we're gonna raise you some money, dude. Let me throw up the live stream. Mesothelioma? I donated more money than anybody. I don't think people really, so what happens is someone donates $5 and PayPal takes like fucking one of them.

Who do you think made all that up? Like that was me. So Woody has a fundraiser for Homeboy and it's like happy day, happy day. It's like well over a grand, like, I think, made all that up. Like, that was me. Uh. So, Woody has a fundraiser for Homeboy and it's like, happy day, happy day. It's like, well over a grand, like, less than two. No, no, no. It was like seven grand or

something. Holy **** I didn't know that. That's rough to Molly's because you took that money. Let me tell you what he what he immediately bought, Wolf. He bought himself a Sibian. Drawn pictures of children he paid me eighteen thousand eighteen hundred dollars to draw him pictures of

children and now he bought a Sibian because he bought the Sibian that I have because I've been talking about it and they're like a grand and then and then he was like why do you have a Sibian? put bitches on fucking vibrate the shit out of them. What do you mean? Why do I have to do Sibian stuff? He loves his paint tickled in style. I can't judge, I have certain friends. You don't know, but Kyle, in all seriousness, you hop on there sometimes, like of course. Oh, the Taint Tickler's the best.

Yeah. Yeah. But like in all seriousness, like you do- Kyle's like, let's play Alien Abduction. Only when I'm working. Yeah. No, that thing is great. First of all it's so loud. It sounds like a weed, like a weed eater. It's like, it's really hilarious.

Yeah. Yeah. It's great. It's incredibly powerful. Like it's top five sex toys all time. Number one sex tour. And this is a serious recommendation to anyone out there because you don't have this one yet.

You, you get yourself a theragun Get a knockoff theragun off of Amazon They're 30 to 40 dollars and they make dildo attachments for them now so you can put a dildo on a theragun It is awesome That's my favorite sex toy of all time now like that's better than the magic wand. That's a lot I use a theragun on the arches of my feet and I'm like, this is a little intense If I put it on my clit, I think I'd be burnt I don't think there's even a setting on those theraguns. That's not absurd

The lowest setting seems manageable The lowest setting is the hardest one Oh, yeah. There's more stroke but less uh less like frequency. I suppose you'd say yeah. Exactly. Yeah. It's super effective. You make ladies just gazm and and squirt and and pee

all over your bedroom. You have to get a new mattress or get rubber sheets. It is it is the most effective toy I've ever seen it making a woman come. See, as bar none, as someone with kids, you have to be careful what you buy because you know, they're going to fight it at some point. So they're going to be a lot easier to explain

than the friggin Sibian. You know what I mean? Well, it looks like a horse saddle. Yeah. But still like what's the excuse? I'm practicing for the rodeo. And he's just got a motorcycle in his bedroom now. You can't see it. And I like your resident nighttime and your mother gets a real kick out of it. These kids don't know anything about modern horseback riding. That's how I stay on and don't fall off. Just plug yourself right in.

So these kids have access to a lot more adult content than we had access to when we were kids. So it's like- They do. And it's probably not ideal. We're gonna get a whole generation of fucking weirdos. These kids have access to a lot more adult content than we had access to when we were kids. So it's like they do. And it's probably not ideal. We're going to get a whole generation of fucking weirdos. Well, this is why we have so many incels now, right? Like guys not will go and leave in their houses to date women because it's free porn everywhere.

And now they're braving, you know, frigging top G says we don't need women anymore. You know what I mean? Like, I don't even know if a lot of it's top G stuff. A lot of them are guys who just get good jobs and are like checking out. Can we talk about number one top G? Can we talk about that? Called out. So there's a link right there. Can you show the picture? Yeah. Zach, if you're back yet. Oh, he did say BRB not long too long ago. I think maybe he was maybe given the lady with balls a hard time. And anyway, everybody's been calling out this picture of him. He's wearing one of those European

mankinis. That's way too fucking small. If you ask me, I wouldn't wear anything. I'm in board shorts. That's yeah. And so they're accusing him of being trans now. I can't believe this guy's still dance now. I can't believe this guy's still kicking around. I I don't hear much about Andrew Tate anymore. Yeah, ever since you got out of prison, he's been on the low. He's been very

quiet. More so, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's not a good look. I like that it's been pointed back at him. Uh he's been, yeah, he's not strictly against trans people but he says stuff like trans people are coming for your children, everybody home no children are your future which they want to control uh there's a couple other quotes here what other truths did he tell woody he's the pinnacle of masculinity that's not well i mean

yeah about that they were trying to like teach that to kids though, Kyle then maybe he'd have like a tangential point Well, I don't know about that I know they're giving a hard time cuz it he's wearing that stupid little mankini and look like he didn't have a penis at all Yeah, I don't like he is suspiciously not the pinnacle of masculinity in that picture. He uploaded the goddamn picture Why are you wearing that shit? That's bad. Look look look look to Israel Israel Adesanya. He chubs that thing up. He pops a Viagra before his photo day. Did you see Conor McGregor in his? It's Conor McGregor comes out with a full on hard on. He comes out ready to fuck you if he wants to. That thing is three quarters man.

Like he just flies his flag for waves. He's like what are you looking at down there? What are your eyes are up here? You could hang a coat on it. That's what he's walking around. Stealing flash dollars. He wants you to think that he's not backstage priming the pump before wins. Exactly. Would that be more intimidating, Taylor, if your opponent you were going to fight came out with like three quarters of a shove. Raging hard on?

Like really hard in his pants. If we were about to fight, part of me would at least be like, should I get hard? Should I be hard too to show him that he can't scare me? Yeah, guess what? I'm hard and I came and I'm sleepy. I'm ready to fight. I think if you were used to looking at your picture

backstage, that'd be a line that went viral on social media. I would be terrified. It became out with an erection like that. I remember when Conor McGregor came out, maybe against Mayweather, I think it was. And it's like, saw me heart like what? What was going on backstage? Although Connor is fucking cool Like say what you want about Connor, but he's fucking cool

Every time I see him like in his private life his private life seems to involve involve a very rock-and-roll lifestyle of women, drugs, and expensive things. And he's at different locations around the world, but he still manages to bring those things there. Wherever he is, there also happens to be women, drugs, and like rock and roll environment. Wherever he is, it seems like a gas. It seems like he's having the best time ever. I wanted to argue with you, Kyle when you're right you're right. He hasn't said one falsehood in his whole fucking thing. Is he divorced or is he single now? No, no. He actually just bought his wife something expensive. I think it was a necklace. It was like crazy 10 million or something. Because I gotta be honest, I was not a fan. I was not a fan until I

saw his special on Netflix Which one you got two fucking movies? I don't know how he plays to make those documentaries about him There's a bio about him and I saw you know his dedication and what he would live like before and stuff And then I was really impressed by him. Yeah Did it have that clip where he's driving by and there's a fan of the like a park apartment up on the third floor? Who has like a cardboard cut out of McGregor. And like McGregor's like, let's go to his door and like they go there, go up and like knock on the door. He's like, hey, I'm, and of course the guy has a cardboard

cut out of the man in his living room. So they had a good like time meeting each other. That's gonna help. Is it Rocky three where he gets too much money and like has robots and loses his like interest So that's yeah of mr. T Kind of it's kind of all of them because even in rocky 2 right away He blows all of his money and like his personality changes and he kind of forgets what got him to the dance

And that's the recurring thing through all of them But certainly rocky force when he's got the robot. Rocky three is when he's just like real Mr. Like pretty boy, fancy boy. He's in like the super gym with like cheerleaders smooching him. Like while he like does bench presses and make he's like, this is bullshit rock. We had a real workout. We got to get a rooster a rooster for you to chase. Right.

I want to kiss these pretty ladies. I caught over Mr. T. Mr. T is wearing gray sweatpants with the knee torn out and gray hoodie with no sleeves and he's doing chin-ups on a rusty bar in his dirty apartment that he you know he that's where he wakes up and just does his chin ups all day and he's going and he's cranking them out so angrily. To me, Conor McGregor is Rocky man. Like he started, like you said, you know, he was no one of any birthright. He earned his way. He had an amazing career and then he got some money in his pocket and now it's fucking Bugatti's and whores and not fighting.

Good for him. He made more money than Rocky ever did though. Rocky made a lot of money for that time period though. It's kind of hard to compare. Tyson blew through all that money too. It's crazy how you can just blow through all that money. Don King helped him. Don King did the right thing. Look, look. What? Don King did the right thing. I've never heard anyone say that. You think he's like Britney Spears' dad? That's because everybody's laser focused on the thing. They don't want to look at the big picture. So yeah, Don King stole a whole bunch of money from Mike Tyson and he shouldn't have done that. However, if Mike Tyson had had that money, what would

he have done? Got another fucking... had had that money what would he have done got another fucking He would have invigorated Lamborghini bought a different fucking like mansion to abandon you ever see his abandoned houses. I they're absurd He has a movie. He has a movie theater screen in a bright-ass living room. It's like not not even thought out shit It's just extravagance. He would have hired that that money i bet don king's rich as fuck still isn't he dead i bet his children are rich as fuck yeah he got a lot of money from fighters bro he's pretty twisted uh but again mike tyson would hire you know dudes for like 200 000 just to to be his hype man and he's entering the ring right so mike wasted tons of money i saw a list one time of his most irresponsible expenditures,

and there was a lot of crazy stuff. He may have had some planes, but I think he was buying multiple Rolls Royces and crazy shit like that. The tigers seem like they're not that expensive until you consider how much they eat. He was spending thousands and thousands of dollars a day to feed those tigers. There was just all sorts of sources draining him like that. And then he would spend another $10 million house that he let rot, you know, and he did lots of crazy shit with his money.

But it's funny because when I worked in the music industry and I would see, you know, you would see music artists go broke and everything. And like normal people don't understand the expenditures when it came to the music industry and regular laborers. And, you know, and then you hear like TLC was singing no scrubs when they were completely broke, you know what I mean? And it's like, just to enter him in industry and sports industry, like look at all these basketball, Alan Iverson, how broke is he right now? You know what I mean? Like,

I have no idea. Oh, is he broke? Oh, here's my favorite one. Did I tell this on PKN, the Hulk Hogan machine story? All right, so here's what happened. So we're all familiar, of course, with the George Foreman grill. Yes. Oh, yeah, we texted about this.

He's picked up this grill, everybody's got one. Well, initially they contacted Hulk Hogan. They wanted him to endorse their product and it would be the Hulk Hogan meat machine. Well, Hulk Hogan didn't get the voicemail in time and they went with George Foreman instead. Oh, Foreman gets 40% of the profits on every single grill amounting to it. Who negotiated that? That's horrible.

And they're still selling. He made $400 million on meat machines so far. George Foreman has. They were talking about the monthly checks and how crazy they were. Good for him. So Hulk Hogan, of course, is left holding, well, it's his dick. And so he thinks we've-

I saw the video. Let's come up with a Hulk Hogan meat machine. Let know, let's do it anyway. Let's just fuck them, right? And so they just made a Hulk Hogan meat machine and they copied the George Foreman in every way except the Hulk Hogan meat machine started fires. That was the secret. Charbroiled. Well, it got, it would really get all that fat out of your burger because it would burn your kitchen down when you were, when you were stoned in the living room. Can't gain weight if you're homeless. And so the Hulk Hogan meat machine was a colossal failure and then he tried to transition to a blender. I believe he had a food processor, Hulk Hogan food processor. It also failed. So huge loss for Hulk Hogan. It's

a real pity. The more you find out about him, the more of a piece of shit he seems to be. He's got a lot of money, right? He's probably still set with money, not like, I guess, Allen Iverson or one of those guys. He lives down in Florida. I remember seeing him at a Tiki type bar like it's like an outdoor indoor bar type thing Yeah, and not wanting to bother him. Well, he's like 80. So like Florida makes sense, isn't he? No, he like this Well, this was ten years ago. He was a he was a spry 75 I would guess Hulk Hogan is in his late 60s. I bet he's pretty good 71 I would guess Hulk Hogan is in his late 60s. I'm pretty good. 71. 71.

Yeah, but I've heard so much bad stuff about him. Like he's the one who gave up the other wrestlers when they wanted to form a union. He's the one who gave him up to Vince McMahon. NWO brother. Yeah, that's right. I want to give him up. He's like, he's like, what else did he do? He was messing around with macho's wife and the stuff behind his back. We don't know what macho might've been. Okay. With that, we don't know. Yeah. Macho probably didn't know anything at that point. What would macho the man, man, macho man, Randy Savage said, like if he was a cuckold Taylor. Yeah. You're going to fuck my wife and I'm going to watch it.

I'm going to check off in the corner while you're fucking my wife. I'm such a little gay boy. I can't even get hard over here. Make fun of me. And goosebumps. Or the belt. Goosebumps Hogan's just lay in the Hogan pipe Literally happened right bro, like not with yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but so Hulk Hulk Hogan was in a cuckold type relationship I thought you came up with a random scenario for me to do why?

the random scenario for me to do. Well, I did. It worked. It worked. I sort of did. But Hogan was also in like a couple relationship with this like morning radio DJ in Florida. Bubba the love sponge, baby. Bubba the love sponge. I know every time somebody says that name, I'm like, that's the guy involved in the sex scandal.

Is that his porn name? And I think it's a radio DJ name. Isn't it like a sports caster or something? No, no. He was like a he was like a cheap version of Howard Stern. Oh, okay. Yeah, so I guess like like he was banging this guy's wife Hulk Hogan was banging Bubba the love sponge's wife and Bubba secretly recorded them. Well, Bubba said he could do it. Oh, well, Hogan must have been okay with the recording. But on the recording, Hogan's saying some questionable stuff. Yeah,ogan's saying some questionable stuff.

He's saying some rough stuff. This is the Gawker story, remember? This is what Gawker got fucking deleted for. Oh yeah, they wouldn't delete his nudes off their website and then he got them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Destroyed them. Yeah, that was crazy.

And then he also had the reality. Hogan got a lot of money out of that. I was a Bubba fan. I used to listen to his show all the time. I don't know how he would... That's one of those things like, didn't they just go bankrupt and say, fuck you? Or does that not affect judgment? Does he get first crack at the assets of that company? Are they worth anything? You would think he'd liquidate them and like, he'd get their shit. I like, I don't know if he's a good guy or a bad guy. The main thing I got the most experience I got like watching him was on his

reality show. Can't remember what he's called. Keeping up with the Hogan's or some shit. Hulk Hogan. And it was him, his wife, his son and his daughter. His daughter's name's Brooke. And Brooks, the one who was dating the black guy. This is the other time he got, he got recorded when he, when he's like saying, he's like, if you're gonna date a ninja, at least date like a basketball player or a rapper or something cool. It was even

worse than that. So he was a little bit classist or wealthest about it. He's like, it was... Date someone with money, you whore.ore You see here's the thing bubba But she loved sponge had a hot wife named heather Like really hot named heather. So he was you know, sure little chubby guy. Literally a hot money and stuff Yeah, and he said he kept he would say to You know his his famous friends. Hey, you want to lay down with heather and it'd be fun and watch and cockle and all that stuff, right? And he did, Hulk Hogan took him on his offer and stuff and he recorded it and then he heard all that stuff

and everything, but then the recordings got out, right? And then what happened after that is that Bubba had a young cool guy on the show I can't remember his name right now for the license But then they found out later that the young cool guy on his show Who actually dated Asia Akira the porn star to Asian porn star long different story. Yeah, she's hot He was dating her but he was also sleeping with Bubba's wife when he didn't know about it So that kind of that breaks the cuckold rule what I'm hearing

Cool fucking guy. All right The Hulkster said you can tuck me and then he fucked the guy's wife In this situation, yes exactly the bubble love this will be missing. Hulk Hogan was the bull in this situation. Yes, exactly. The Bubba the Love Sponge was like, I want Hulk Hogan to fuck this guy. Exactly. Apparently he let lots of guys fuck his guy. Yeah, it was a thing. Hulk Hogan spoke to the Republican National Committee.

Because Bubba could not keep up with her because she was his young hot wife. Hulk Hogan, here's what I'll say. I don't know who's going to win the presidency. It doesn't look good for Trump if I was a betting man, and I am unfortunately but Hogan at that Republican National Convention was like hired of my way Patriotic and American I have felt in my no it was embarrassing and it was so much Idiocracy it was so much like idiocracy and a few people much like idiocracy. And if you people out there have never seen idiocracy, go watch it.

Great comedy. They predicted the future about 20 fucking years ago. And Luke Wilson stars in it and seeing him rip his shirt off. Honestly, I liked it. It was if it had been like the goofiest thing there or he had been the least notable celebrity there. Oh, yeah, we got all those a-listers. And then we got the Hulkster to come out do this shirt ripping thing. It was cool, but it was like I think Hulkster was the biggest celeb

they had and he's ripping his goddamn 71 year old shirt off. Dude, all the Hollywood people are libs. Who are they supposed to get? But you know, maybe they should bear on the side of not having performer professional wrestlers tearing their shirts on screen. Yeah, I feel like they should not play in the celebrity game rather than just lose it badly. You know, it's- They always drag out- Got Baos coming, Woody! Kid Rock, Scott Dayo, Hulk Hogan, Kevin Sorbo.

Lenny's bringing him back! He's gonna talk to him in the chair! I have no idea who Kevin Sorbo even is. Oh, Lee! In his legendary journey! Who's the guy who made Lord of the Rings? Peter Jackson. You sir. No true Peter Jackson fan. Bro, it's no. I'm a Lord of the Rings fan. Out of all the music artists you could get, you had to you got Kid Rock. Like that's sad, bro. Like who's the guy who pooped himself to avoid Ted Nugent? Is that his name?

Yeah. The cat scratch fever guy, yeah, he avoided the draft by showing up covered in feces. Really? Pretty gross. Great American. And you know what, if he would have showed up covered in feces, I feel like they wouldn't have believed it as much.

Like he would have had this, cause I bet a lot of people were walking in trying to get out of there. Like you know what I'm saying? Like you, no, I'm saying you'd have to do it in real time Like you'd have to go in there and they'd be like, are you ready for war and you'd be like go? No, and then you have to shit What you're what you're trying to say if you come up if you show up with shit all over yourself is I'm a whack job

Out of my mind and I can't even be trusted to, you know, make an appointment except for today. I made my appointment right on time today at this location, this government building. I got here and I sat here and I waited for the meeting with you, sir. I made it here, did all that and yet I'm covered in shit? No, I'd send that guy right to the front line. Ah, shit squad for you. All right, 37B, left door.

Like I probably would have pulled some nonsense tonight. Go to Vietnam. Yeah. I would. He always did. I don't think I would have thought about cheating for his bone spurs. Now, first of all, Woody, he didn't have the fine medical science that you had access. He doesn't know which foot had bones. He was. I'll tell you, it's so bad. They were both. I'll be honest. I broke my ankle. I had to wear a cast. At first they misdiagnosed it and I remember excruciating pain. I was on crutches. I don't remember which foot it was. I think it was the

right one. I genuinely don't. I think it was the right one. They both hurt. Yeah, he didn't have bone spurs. I had a huge knee injury like about 2013. I can't remember what I'm seeing. Five draft deferments for these bone spurs. No, what I'm saying is I don't care about people dodging Vietnam. It's the most bullshit war. Yeah, that's where I'm heading. Is it like, I know that he dodged the war. Yeah. But it's like if they drafted for Afghanistan, like if someone was dodging Afghanistan, it's like, yeah, yeah, dodge that. That's fucking absurd that we're involved in there

Yeah If they tried to err if a draft happened right now and they tried to truck I would be pretty political about where they got to send me to It's not it's not 1942. Okay, or 1941 like like like it's not a great evil over shore over shores imperialistic Empires conquering vast swabs of innocent people and raping and pillaging and murdering. That's not what's happening. So don't send me to some politicized oil war by at the point of a gun or I might lose a toe accidentally.

Do you think it's a mistake for his campaign to attack walls as if he was some sort of dodger? Man, I'm not. I think his campaign has made more mistakes than I can count. So many mistakes, bro. I think that, I think if you go back to here's the lowest moment of, and I don't want to do a whole political thing because it's not looking good for my team lately and that's the rules. So it's not fun anymore?

Yeah. No, it's not fun anymore. We did four hours on politics when you read your top. I did it, I didn't back down, I took it on that shit. Well, I mean, we did four hours because Hutch was on. We would never have done that. That was a Hutch exemption. It was a Hutch exemption.

Also because it was like crazy news, right? That episode was so frustrating. I was having to try and backwards engineer what people were saying because it was so glitchy. I think he'd also been shot and that was like, that was as much news. Big deal. Yeah. That's still like crazy to me No, it's not it feels like it was seven years ago When I went to the ER I had to take it off I

Watch politics every day and I'm watching Trump now. He has the same issue that Biden had a month ago. And it's this. When Biden had that terrible debate performance, it was like, he needs to get out there in public, on the mic and show people that that's not the real him. But he was incapable of doing that because it was the real him.

Now Trump is in this spot where he needs to get out and show people that he doesn't slur his words, that he has more to say than just shit talking America saying it's an apocalyptic dump of low unemployment and whatever, but he's incapable of doing anything but that. That's his only spiel. He's the beach boys playing hits from years ago again and again and again and he goes out there and he's supposed to like, oh this one's going to be on economics and then sure enough he goes out there and he's supposed to like, oh, this one's going to be on economics. And then sure enough, he degrades into some name calling thing against the other side. That is all Trump has to offer. Just shit talking America, and it's not winning.

I don't listen to as much of it as you. And so, my perspective on it would be that clearly the person who's not the incumbent would want to attack the weak points of the incumbent's position He's so bad at it. The Kamala Harris is advertising his rallies She says she's sending out emails saying listen to Trump Check out the insane ramblings of an old man But he is doing himself a disservice every time he takes the mic and that's why he's losing. Yeah, I don't know I don't

But it does make sense to attack the economy and things of the because she's the vice president right now And so like when she does stuff and she comes out and says like we're gonna fix the economy We're gonna do this and that it rings a little hollow when not Apparently the president like apparently the president is just an entirely figurehead position because Biden has done nothing in months, years and Kamala could just walk in like just, just be whatever. Which by the way, I'm loving that you guys, I was the butt of every fucking Macaulay Culkin joke for 10 years and now you guys can't get her name right and it is heaven for me. Liam Neeson for so long.

Yeah, there we go. No more Nielsen. I'm on it. I got the name guy now. Woody has posted it all over his monitor. He has posted it all over. It's like don't stay. Nielsen. It's Neeson. Yeah, I don't think Trump's going to win. And that's kind of been where I've been at for a bit. I didn't know. But yeah, I just I dislike

Kamala so much. She's so unlikable and so likable, though, because she's I mean, she wasn't even liked by the Democratic Party until the media told her to be liked about a month ago. And then suddenly a bunch of people were like, oh, yeah, I guess this is the route we're going. So she dropped out of her own presidential election because she was getting butt-fucked so hard

by all the other Democratic nominees. It feels like an entirely media-produced type. That happened to Trump in 2012. That happened to Biden every time until he ran against Trump. In 2016? Did he run in 2016. I don't think he run in 2016. No, no, you said it happened to Trump in 2012. In 2012, Trump ran for president and got butt-fucked. Left early in the party.

Yeah, but I think it's definitely different. Someone coming into... I bet there's a lot of cases of presidents who had an unsuccessful run of her president years before. Yeah, but it's like a it's a card before the horse thing Well, I think that if Trump changed his strategy and actually talked about the issues at hand instead of trying to make fun of how someone Looks or they're laughing and stuff. I think that the It would change a game, but I don't think he is capable of doing that No, I don't think so you could talk about the issues without lying about them all the time.

Oh my gosh. Right? Oh my God. When you're afraid to have- Immigrants a day, they're all MS-13, it's an organized plot by every government south of us. Yeah. Every time you listen to them, you're like,

dude, this is 95% untrue. Do you think illegal immigration is a big issue? Yes. Oh, huge. Yeah. But if Trump told the truth about it- You agree that like it depresses middle class wages, it raises the cost of housing,

depresses lower class wages even more, right? That is the big end middle and upper middle now that you have H1B visas coming over and such. But it didn't help legal immigration, but it didn't help any kind of immigration. It didn't help that the GOP came out saying certain people said not to solve certain immigration issues or vote on certain policy because they wanted to use it now as a as a tool for the getting elected. You know what I mean? That's a level of different like cynicism though. Like I would say the reason they shot that down is that like proposed you know bipartisan thing was that it didn't actually solve the issue at hand.

Yeah, but you, yeah. No, but it hired tons of judges to handle the asylum issues. It hired tons of border agents. Tons of judges. It did a ton of great things for them. It was, it was, it was the most conservative immigration bill we've seen in like 40 years. It was spearheaded by a Republican from Oklahoma.

There's been bills with allegations. Ruby Red over Oklahoma. There have been way more conservative bills. And then Trump took credit for killing that bill. Because in his mind and in the mind of many people who are serious about shutting down illegal immigration and the border, it didn't address those issues. But it's bad aesthetic. So it's not a good look.

Border agents, not hiring judges. Yeah, it's bad aesthetic. So it is a border agents not hiring judges. I mean, they would have given us they could have given us what? Eight billion dollars in twenty seventeen. Two percent of what we sent to Ukraine and we could have built that whole. You remember that news cycle where it's too expensive. You leave Ukraine out of this because I disagree with you on that one. I know. Last lately, man, Ukraine's taken Russia.

Oh, you're right. Let's bring you on Sunday morning. Let's fucking sit on Taylor. Sit on the's taking Russia. Oh Ukraine War! Let's bring on Southern Woody! Let's fucking slip! Sit on Taylor! Sit on Taylor! Ukraine just released 30 robot dogs into the battlefield. Yes! The robot dogs are in service! Now is this practical? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It looks cool.

We've released 30 dogs from Lockheed Martin. 40 mil of pop. Ah, it was wet mad gay We've got 40 dogs from Lockheed Martin, 40 mil of pop. It was wet mad gay. Is that how much they cost? It never is. I don't know. Drones are something Ukraine's making themselves. Like that's the, if there's any weapons of war that Ukraine makes, it's this drone stuff.

That's where the stuff is. It's guerrilla warfare at this point, right? I saw a video last week. No, it is not guerrilla. They've invaded Russia. It's pretty front line of work. What does drone mean nowadays? I'm sorry, what does gorilla mean?

I saw them blow up like a $15 million Russian attack helicopter with a drone. They hit it's tail rotor. They hit it's tail rotor. I've never seen that. And it came in from above the helicopter. I don't know why they're flying so fucking low or why they're not able to detect drones around them.

Maybe I'm giving helicopters too much credit. Like you would think- I saw a military expert talk about that. And he was saying that drone was so cheap. That drone was less than a thousand dollars and it took out a $15 million helicopter. Our missiles cost a million dollars. What are we talking about?

I was talking about Toby dying in a helicopter. Do it again, do it again. Aaaaaaaah! I like the fear and hopelessness in your eyes. Who's Toby? His daughter was next to him. His young daughter was next to him when he died, so incorporate that into your mouth. No, no, I'm going to do that.

That's so bad. As I noticed before, you looked left and then right. Like you were, you were looking for a way out, but clearly it was none and you were resigned to your fate and terrible. But now you have your daughter to worry about as well. So action. No, just gonna be just the one who did those not so chill

things to those ladies. Just don't understand. He was really one lady for me. So good. Was it for he was so good in that putting the ball in that hoop, ho don't understand. He was really good at basketball. He was so good. Was he four? He was so good in that, putting the ball in that hoop, hooping it up. Yeah. Ask anyone. Well, don't ask her because she'll tell you a terrifying story about rape. I don't know if NDA, is the NDA still binding if he's gone?

You know his penis was de-gloved? By her? By the helicopter. Oh yeah, no, no, it wasn't, no, he, we saw the picture. Yeah, and I read the fucking, there's a, on the picture there's a, there's a coroner's note that says penis de-gloved. Jesus. Oh, I thought his whole like lower body and like one arm got ripped off because it just showed like a in that in that uh oh i didn't notice a penis in the oh yeah bloody hell there's a notation bloody hell the doc was like took he's holy shit his penis has been to glove and he wrote down there penis found eight meters away body de-gloved gross two under. So none of the other guys will say I'm gay and work for the country. Still bigger than you'd think. Priorities man, priorities. Yeah.

Let's hope he was unconscious though. Jesus. Don't ride in helicopters folks. I think he died quick. I do it all the time for my games. Trust me. I'm Double-thinking you couldn't keep me out of one if I was offered a ride. They're so fucked Times and every time I knew it was dangerous, but I was like fuck it. Let's go. Let's go. Absolutely It's the neatest form of flight as far as visually. It's not the most practical It's not the safest, but it's very cool. I got the shoot out of one with a paintball gun So I was happy and bliss. Yeah. I'm not trying to one-up you, but I shot a real gun out of one.

And I think, Woody, did you shoot a machine gun out of a helicopter? Yeah, a minigun. Yeah. No way. Yeah, it was for a fuel thing. Hey, Taylor. Hey, Taylor. What did you shoot, Taylor?

When you were in your helicopter ride. What did you do? I was in the helicopter. Yeah, it was for a fuel thing. Hey, Taylor, hey, Taylor, what a... What'd you shoot, Taylor? What'd you shoot at him? When you were in your helicopter ride, what hardware did you have? I've been in a helicopter once

and I didn't get to shoot anything. Niagara Falls was nice though, right? The minigun was, it was a Huey, like a Vietnam Air guy that the pilot had a metal bonner. From paintball guns to like real guns, to minigun. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real guy. I'm a real offered to go down wild boar hunting it from a chopper and I was like you should do that I want to do that. Yeah, I want that is uh, so that's

Oh nice, I've done it twice with two different companies And they put you up in a art and much they do different packages One of them is an I think a rob Robinson 44 style helicopter with the big sliding door so that you can have two guys side by side. And they do all sorts of different firearms and packages you can pay for. But if you're doing like a group package, you'll often be in that and you can switch gunners out.

And you can have all, they do all sorts of filming for you. They'll edit together a montage for you and like a whole video. And the other place we were in Robinson 22s, those little fucking birds. Where like, and like I'm harnessed in, but I brought my own harness. Like they didn't have, I harnessed myself in

and like half my ass cheek is off the seat. The seat is so fucking small and you're just hanging out the side. But that guy could fly that Robinson 22 sideways forward. So he made my seat the leading edge of our travel plane. So I'm behind and we're chasing a pig. So we're chasing a pig. We're so low off the ground. I know if I jumped, I'd be fine. We're maybe 15 feet off the ground, 20 feet off the ground or something. But you I'd be fine we're maybe 15 feet off the ground 20 feet off the ground or something but you're going crazy fast though not that as fast as he matches the pig's

speed and and I'm and I'm I've got like an acr with a drum magazine on it or something like that so it's like it's child's it almost felt bad shooting them but I hate those pigs so you don't feel bad we I've killed a lot of uh wild pigs in Texas and I've done it every single way you can do it. We've blown them up with explosives. We've, we've sat in deer stands and shot them when they came to eat over their food plots. We've stopped them through the underbrush with pistols. We've shot them with bows.

Explosives was hilarious. And and machine shot them with machine guns. We've chased him down. I killed one with a knife Um, we we've done all sorts of crazy things and you just don't feel bad because they're they're like monsters They look like a month the bad guy from a movie. They're all snarly and disgusting looking and they're mean My first helicopter ride was totally dope. My we went on a vacation, whitewater rafting down the Grand Canyon. And to get there, you hop in a helicopter and you go in the Grand Canyon, like smoothing.

And like, if there's a curve that's like going around to the, like it starts left and goes right, he's turning into the rocks and drifting, like a Tokyo drift style before it like catches and goes around the next turn. And I was so late to puberty, they needed the lightest person to be in the front seat, which was me 15 and like 98 pounds. It finally paid off. Yes, I got to be in the front seat, which I like glass under my feet and

everything going. I was, I'll always cherish that. Was it a, like when you were 15, 16, I don't know what age you hit the growth spurt. Was it like a, a real thing you'd think about every day? Like when's this going to happen? When's this going to happen? When am I? So as it was happening, it was like, I didn't notice so much. Like I feel like I grew six inches over a summer, like something wild like that. I'm sure it wasn't actually three months but like I came back to school and suddenly I was like everybody else's size. Prior to that, really, I I felt like I was looking at guys with envy like fuck. It's a hairy armpits. Like his legs. He has like man legs. There was one guy

who said he had more hair on his ass than I did on my legs like his legs. He has like man legs. There was one guy who said he had more hair on his ass than I did on my legs and it was like, oh, how embarrassing. Yeah. Weird brag. That's embarrassing for him. But he did like, you know,

yeah, he showed me. He was my friend. We had a like a had a mercant back there. There you go. And uh so yeah, I would just look at the guys with like muscles like look at that guy, get all those fucking muscles. I know he doesn't lift. He just got them like a fucking chimpanzee or something. Like now, now it's just jacked.

And I'm like, when will the puberty train pick me up and take me somewhere? Man, those days have got to feel like years just waiting for that day because your your conception of time at that age is so fucked up like a summer feels like an eternity. So just waiting and waiting and being like, oh is it? Oh no, soon though. I got like Wolverine Harry like quick early in my puberty. My man. Beard and everything. Were you a early puberty guy or? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh okay. Big time. Yeah. I was an angel.

Me too. You guys. Early puberty bros had to figure out how to shave and all that stuff. And cause I figured out that I couldn't shave with razors because I get razor bumps because my hair was curly. So I had to use electric shavers. And it was like a horrible process. My dad wasn't around. So I had to figure it out on my own. It's like, like a horrible process. My dad wasn't around, so I had to figure it out on my own. It's like, oh, were you using those ones with like the, the circular? Yeah. Those are the worst. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, those are the worst. You have to go over an area in every direction in order to get it. You can't get it to go. I hated those. But now I got a special one for my frigging head because I'm bald. I want to make the technology much better dude. Have you considered waxing it? I have and it hurt like that video bro. I was straight up for the old virgin Waxing on the chest so painful, but you mean on the face the whole head. Oh, yeah I saw them. There's a trying to rip the wax off and he's going head. Oh yeah. I saw them. There's a video waxed off and he's going and they're each

ball. Yeah. This dude had like very patchy hair and his black guy and they waxed his whole head. Woody his whole skull and throw his face on top of his head. Wait, wait. One piece. One piece his entire like it looks like a helmet. It looks

like he's wearing a helmet of wax and they start rolling it out the side of his head and he's going bro he couldn't be silent and the barber no you can't dude and he's not showing he's just he just keeps rolling like he's skinning a deer. She's got that hooked blade open his innards. He's just like jerking the fucking... And the dude looks... He's having the worst day ever.

I've also seen Asian dudes getting their whole faces waxed and they do like a whole like... I mean, really? Like, no, he has... Yeah. All that facial hair they get. He does though.

It's just patchy. This guy... So it depends on what kind of Asians you're talking about. But this guy, he had I'd win an Asian facial hair championship. Japanese dudes get beard, bro. You talk about Chinese. Chinese guys don't get that much. Japanese guys get beard, though. But I don't know. I did.

I did the chest waxing thing and the back wax and 40 year old version, you know, when he got the wax in his hand. That is literally on point. That shit is painful, bro. And it's like, I tried to hold it in, I had, you know, the young Chinese lady laughing at me because I was cursing so much, but you could, yeah, you feel it. You never did the chest ever again, right? I did the back a couple times because I couldn't reach it because I didn't have the right, and I said never again after that because it was painful, bro.

The chest would be awful. The chest was rough, rough, bro. I'll just link one, hopefully we show it. It seems like Zach's AFK. Yeah, that's good shit. That's the Asian guy I was referring to that. No, that guy didn't make a sound. No, he didn't.

I need to find the blog. I know who you're talking about though, Kyle, cause I've seen that one and it's brutal. They're like peeling it off like it's carpet. And each, yeah, that one's bad. And there's still hair on his face. Yeah, that's the thing too. You'll see in a second. They put some more on and do it again. It looks like it hurts almost as much without

hair like just the skin it's sticking to is if you want your hair to be longer so it's easier to grab onto it. If that makes any sense, right? You don't want it. You don't want it too well too short. They they're not gonna do it. That looks long enough. It has to be a certain length for it to hurt less. See that guy's not even really in pain. The one Kyle's talking about, he was in pain.

I found it, I found it. First of all, there was like three other videos of dudes getting their whole heads waxed, black dudes, and all of them took it like a fucking man. Let me just say, the other two dudes that I just watched took it like a man. Now they were like, Grrr! Grrr! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This dude, this dude does not take it like a man. He takes it like he's being scalped by an engine. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I feel like you can choose to ignore pain. Bro, you can choose to ignore pain This is so funny Just the still frame of it is so funny Turn the volume up

Oh! Ah! Ah! He's laughing Ah! Ah! Bro He's laughing. Tell me he walks around with that crown on. Yeah, dude, suddenly a hat seems like a pretty good idea. And you know, you know, the worst part is, and the worst part is, you know, he put alcohol on it after he did that, right? Are you supposed to do

that? That's what you have to do. Yeah. For the porous trust me. Maybe a little lemon juice. No, you got to, they put black barbers put straight alcohol in and it burns. You don't want to get it. Isn't alcohol like, doesn't it dry you out a lot? Bro, it's like alcohol with a little bit of jojoba oil. Like it's a thing and they spray it on sometimes and or they, it's so painful, bro. It's like burns. I get oily enough.

I think it's witch hazel. I think witch hazel is like alcohol at a lower level and then like maybe some oils or something like that something soothing I use this stuff called 10 10 skin T END and I use it after I shave so I don't get like razor bumps and stuff I use on my head and get razor bumps and it's like ah You know how like old-school aftershave used to be and you feel it. Yeah, just times that by 10 It's like Jesus because our hair will curl back in and it gets razor bumps even worse. They have to have something a little stronger. Oh, you get like an ingrown hair. Exactly. Yeah.

Isn't it worst? And it's like, oh my gosh. But the stuff put on after that, because I'm watching that black guy go through that and I'm like cringing in fear. Like never, bro. Never. If I got like ingrown hairs all over my face when I would trim. I feel like I'd just use a very the shortest option clipper and just go around with stubble a lot. Yeah, like that would be the that'd be the move. Yeah, yeah, like the black barbers have clippers that shave close enough that you can't see the hair but it's not baby soft, you know what I mean? So yeah, on men than a bare face. That's my favorite Woody's story, by the way. That's the one I tell people when I'm talking about you guys. I tell them the story of you going to the barber.

Hey guys, it's so funny. That's the funniest little like, it's like a Seinfeld episode. One thing led to another to another. It gets funnier three times in that story. It's one of the funniest life experiences you've shared with us, Woody. Like, it's so funny. I think you're a comedian stole that story

and told it like it was his own experience. I wish I could find it. I searched a couple of times. I feel like you've shown it to me. Yeah. As evidence. And fast forward, I had this idea that black barbers were the pinnacle of barbers, right?

Like I had seen it on YouTube and in the environment where everyone's goofing and stuff and I was like This is where I want to get my haircut And I guess I had seen a lot of fade videos on reddit where these black barbers were getting it Like just it was like a work of art. Yeah, and I'm like shucks I want to try this out so I go but he squares me up like I'm a black guy and I look ridiculous and And then at the end I'm gonna try this out. So I go, but he squares me up. Like I'm a black guy and I look ridiculous. And then at the end- Did you get the three lines in the side like vanilla ice? I came with my son and after he did this terrible job on me,

I'm like, I guess you're next. Like, I felt like he was so pressured. And then he squared up, poor Colin. He'd already told him it was two haircuts. And now like after seeing the after he ruined Woody Woody was like alright boy your turn We did enough to their people already If we both have it

That's how I'm so sure the comedians stole the story because his ended with the same kicker where he brought his son and had him go up. Oh really? Yeah. It wasn't just like a shared experience like yeah. He retold the same. Sorry Woody that that that was for the ancestors. I'm sure I've stolen uh comedians jokes. He's apologizing as a fellow black man for what that barber did to you. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm saying he did that for the ancestors, bro. He knew what he was doing. It was just revenge.

Have you ever looked at your ancestors and see if any of your ancestors owned slaves? You talking to me? Yeah. Interesting. I don't think so. Well, one, so my father's side is very new. His parents came from England and Ireland, so boom.

My mother's side was here like before the Revolutionary War. But they're from New Jersey. So I don't think they own any slaves. Well, yeah, maybe they have a... Were you wealthy? You're gonna have to have money to have slaves, right? Yeah, you had to be like rich. Aunt Jemima is the type of situation I'm imagining. Maybe there's a mammy in the kitchen.

I don't think so. I don't know. I don't think so. Aunt Jemima is the type of situation I'm imagining. Maybe there's a mammy in the kitchen. I don't think so. I don't know. I mean, I don't think so. We'll get to the bottom of it. Mayhaps, but I'm willing to put that on you. Wow. Just in case, man. Racist ass, Fulgar Wood. That's pretty awful.

That hypothetical would be... That's pretty terrible, Woody. My bad. Sorry for what I... I don't know how you go about finding out. My brother did some ancestry thing. Little genealogy? Yeah.

Well, the guy who interviewed... I don't think my dad's side of the family or my dad's mom, like the more Italian group was even here until like the late 1800s, maybe early 1900s. But the other side I think is more English, French that, and so they could have been here for a while. I don't know. It'd be interesting to know. I've just never spent the four minutes it would take to go online and be like, nobody has Koreans about this shit.

Their people owned slaves for way longer than ours did dude slavery is still in the world you can buy slaves and there are more slaves now than there were at the height of the American slave trade I don't doubt it I've heard that I've heard that theory before I don't it hasn't I don't know if it's been proven enough yeah it's like well you just have to look globally like Africa has a shit ton of slavery and maybe you need to define yeah but it's it's like... Well, you just have to look globally. Like Africa has a shit ton of slavery. And maybe you need to define... Yeah, but it's... Well, that's the thing, right? You have to define different ways. Those guys in Alabama on that work crew I sent... Like what's a slave? A prisoner? Because remember, there are different slaves, different categories of slave throughout history, right? Like American slaves are a lot different than

Roman slaves were, because Roman slaves, you could work your way or buy your way out of slavery where, you know, American, North American slaves are the whole different thing, right? So there's different evolutions of slavery throughout time. So it's a whole, there's a whole thing. I doubt the Libyans are being chill to their slaves. But like Abu Dhabi, right?

They apparently have slaves that work on their skyscrapers and such, but they're not the slaves like American slaves were. Oh, that's the thing, right? They just don't have the means to go back home. It's like what is like, there's Israeli slaves, right? There's like, they call it slavery is like, if you go somewhere, they'll be like black nannies

who go to like Israel or different countries and then they take their passports from them So they can't leave lock them up in rooms. Yeah Yeah, they could Like some slave who bought his freedom in 10th grade English. I don't remember what the book was, but he wrote it. Yeah, some of the northerners could do that. It was different. It was weird.

It depends where you were. I thought the North didn't have it. Isn't that an indentured servant, not a slave? Well, yes. If you can buy your way out of it, right? Indentured servitude. Yeah, they just made a law in 1839 that said you could buy your you could buy yourself And I don't think they wanted to redefine the practice of slavery. We didn't abolish slavery

Anyway, we just re outlined when it could be applied like because the prison slaves prisoners Yeah, and there's that picture I sent you guys the other day and it's it's a chain-gang of nothing but black guys being taken to a work farm in either Alabama or Louisiana and the prison guard is a chubby white dude wearing a cowboy hat riding a horse with a gun and it looks so bad. He's just having a fun time. It was the worst. They all had hoes, Taylor, like manual implements. Like they weren't out there.

What were they hoeing? I don't know. They were corn or something. They were tilling the land. They were tilling the land. Yeah. There you go. Getting a little use from all the murderers in the prison. Seems like a good idea. We could make them make Happy Meal toys. They don't let the murderers go work.

They make the people on fucking drug offenses and child support payments, but working in on their field. They do. That's who's out there. That's, that's just some guy who got like me who swept up in the fast world of marijuana, quit highs and wild nights playing Skyrim. Playing Skyrim, spending hours and hours making thousands of iron daggers and leather bracers For I needed no

Dragon armor It's genuinely that because if you had committed a violent crime They wouldn't let you out on a chain gang work crew those that's a privileged position to be out there and be a fucking slave In that field. I know I don't want to be out there and be a fucking slave in that field. I know, I didn't wanna do that. Was it a field or the side of the highway? That's how I imagined it. They were being walked to a local farm

to do agricultural work. What? I don't think I grasped just how slavy it was. And again, the prison guard is a white man with a cowboy hat riding a horse behind, I'm going to call it 50 black guys. I'm going to say prison work attire looks a lot like slave attire and they've all got like the prison guard.

He had a gun. He had a gun. And clearly there's somewhere where people can take pictures, which seems like humiliate super humiliating. I know when I was, I can't remember which state, I was driving from like Texas back to Georgia. So it was one of those awful states in between. Like Arkansas is such a nothing state.

You don't even notice you were there. You're just in Louisiana or you're in Texas or wherever. You forget Arkansas even happened. But their crews wear those pink, I wanna say it was pink and black stripes. They look like cartoon characters. It was clearly a humiliation tactic that you have to wear a pink uniform

and pick up garbage while we, and they were chained together, but they were chained. Is it humiliation or is there a little, is that just a side? That could have went with orange or green. Yeah, I think it's a, yeah. So humiliation tack. Cause if it was tan, you know, there are regular people who choose tan overalls to work in, like if an auto mechanic had tan overalls, I'd be like, that's

what he's wearing to work. I've seen him do the thing. Remember the old movies when it would be black and white stripes and they'd even have a little hat. It was that pattern but I think it was pink and black or something. They looked absurd. I just remembered driving through this little town and seeing them and being like, fuck. If a warden told me, now you don't get it, they escape from prison and they hide in the woods and it's tricky to find them so we put them in pink. We can find them via helicopter. I't get it. They escape from prison and they hide in the woods and it's tricky to find them. So we put them in pink.

We can find them via helicopter. I might buy it. Maybe, but nobody else does that mean ass shit. They put them in orange. Orange, yeah. Orange and pink. I didn't realize orange was so much less embarrassing. What are you talking about?

Pink? It's a girly princess outfit they're in. They're all in girly princess outfits. Apparently you don't look as dope and pink as I do Here's that for me the prisoners wearing the pink ass suits are embarrassing this shit Chain game. I see personally. I look great in salmon. So I'm good, right a Nice salmon polo shirt, but yeah, they're pink. Oh yeah. I don't know the difference. It's the same thing.

Salmon is much more subdued pink. You want to think about like Barbie and like the brightest crayon in the box pink. That's not at all what I was looking for. That guy looks dope and that is Fuchsia. Yeah, he looks fucking hard. He's like, yeah, I wear blood. So I wear red so the blood doesn't show.

Yeah, they're not gonna do it. That's like yeah, we're blood. So I wear red so the blood doesn't show This is the kind of shit I'm talking about like this is clearly some sort of clean and sober work group that these Poor people have been forced into I wonder if they're even prisoners or if they're just doing service on weekends I guess the stripes is crazy, bro. Interesting. Look at this shit. Yeah Yeah, that's loud. You're not gonna blend into society like that No, that's fucked up. Do you think the guy with the white suit is has seniority over the others like he's earned his lack of stripes Interesting that's um, maybe or maybe trust me Maybe he's rusty they got him in the middle too so he can kind of like move the group around. I feel like or maybe

the guys in pink are being transported somewhere and the guy in white is not who knows he's handcuffed to him. Is he are his hands handcuffed together the white suit guy? Yeah, look, he's connected to the guy in the back. Everybody's connected together. They made a human centipede of of uh he's not. He just has he just handcuffed to the two people. I keep my screen close small so I can look at the camera a little closer. Anyway now that I have been a rest I see the hem of his shirt. Um yeah I have a weird story about that. You want to hear that one? Yeah. I, I do. Well, maybe I'll wait for Tyler to come back.

Call him Tyler when he gets back. Sorry, Tiff. It's okay. It's better. No, it's funny. It's an upgrade. We like it. I call him Tyler all the time. Because my nephew's name is Tyler and it's spelled the same way. Is he white too? Yeah

So it's like yeah, so I'm just used to doing it. I was when I got arrested though When I got arrested though That's one that's when I really learned how messed up the American legal system is because if I had a public defender I would have been screwed Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? And it's like my hired attorney got the charges dismissed immediately, got everything expunged. They took away all the pictures, what do you call it? When you're processed. When you're processed, they take

the picture of you and stuff. They go... Anyways, so I was in university. Um, I was in New York state and uh, I was out on the, uh, I don't drink like when I just go out to bars and stuff. I just dance and that's how I pick up women and stuff back in the day. So, um, uh, we were, every university has like a street where, you know, you have a whole bunch of pubs and stuff and that's where all the students go party right and stuff so this is and of course when the bars are closing like two o'clock in the morning that's when all the idiots want to go out and fight so I'm I'm like I've always been a peaceful type right I'm a young martial artist I'm in my 20s I'm you know I purposely stay away from

fighting because I don't believe in violence so I'm a very nice guy but I always I'm always splitting up fights. So I'm that guy who doesn't want to see him. I'll let them fight for a while. And then when it gets getting too violent, I blur it, break it up. So I'm out, we're outside. It's, you know, it's a summer night to something in the morning and everything. And some guys are getting into fighting really hard.

Like it just like getting into into pummeling each other. So I start to, you know, people are just watching too much. And I'm saying, you know, someone's gonna die here if this keeps going, because I've seen people die before and that's a whole different story. So I start splitting up the fight.

One guy pushes me a little too hard. I push him back for, well, I lock my foot behind his and then push him so he falls down. So I just, you know, I got down, stuff like that. And then one of his girlfriends starts pushing me around. So I kind of moved her away without hurting or anything. And some guy grabs me by the neck from behind, like right behind the neck. And like, this was like a dangerous thing, right?

So if you get you know, like a rear naked choke or like a collar pull like no physically around the back of my neck Okay, like loose in this crap. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, not even loose skin But like it's a big guy and he's like pulling me back and everything So like I just do a basic martial arts move I just elbow around and just to give him a nice beautiful left hook right and then All of a sudden I hear the crowd just go silent right?

And I go what did I kill him or something like that and then all I see is like a badge hanging from His own and on the floor beside him. Oh, no back the blue damn it All I see is like a badge hanging from his neck and it's on the floor beside him. Oh no. I back the blue, damn it. I don't like the sound of this. Yeah. And so.

You gotta learn to comply. And so the uniform guy's just coming to rush me. And I'm just like, you know what I mean? Like immediately I go, hey, I didn't know what was going on. You know what I mean? This guy's out cold, right? I was trying to explain to him, hey it's self-defense, I didn't know who he was, I couldn't see a badge, I didn't hear anyone else, they're a police, yada yada. They didn't really understand.

They didn't care. Yeah, yeah. They loved it. Once they, once you explained it. They used a black panther to move on him. And I even got like in a little more trouble because after they put me in the back of the squad car. They put me back in the squad car and I didn't, you know, they handcuffed me and I did not want to be left vulnerable. So as they were driving me to the police for the station, I took my handcuffs and I put them under my butt and I got out of, I got my hands in front of me with my handcuffs.

So you snitched your cuffs? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they were even more... And they didn't like that. They weren't too happy. They weren't very happy about that. Offered to put them back. You jump rope over them again. Yeah, because I did not, you know, because I've heard of police doing stuff to you when your hand comes from behind.

Oh, you thought we'd go do some weird shit. Yeah. Oh, he thinks he's hot shit. Drethro, are you attracted to him? No, you're not. There's someone have a big ego. He must think that we can only do as well as you. Now we are gay, man.

Fair enough. Yeah, bro, they took me to the station, they processed, put me in the cell overnight I got my phone call and called my mommy and she goes don't worry we're gonna find an attorney for you immediately right so next morning I don't know the attorney called they got they, they released me ROR. Uh, you know what that means? Are released on your own recognizance or whatever it's called. And, um, yeah.

So the crick, so the, the, the lawyer said, you know what, don't worry about it. Uh, we'll take care of it. And again, you know, he's got a huge retainer, yada, yada, yada. And, um, and so the lawyer, my mom came came flew down to the States and we had a meeting yeah I told you that in New York State baby New York State yeah he would have got a real finger wag in Canada I would have to say sorry three times. Oh yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry. But yeah, and by the time my lawyer was done, he said, okay, everything's gonna, there won't be, you won't have a record, everything's gonna be deleted, because I was on my way to law school, right?

So that would have messed me up. And he said, all you need to do is sign this waiver saying that you will not sue the police department for a false arrest because the the police officer did not identify himself properly. That was why you were found found innocence a weird way to phrase it but that's why the whole thing was thrown out because he didn't identify himself. Yep. That makes sense they really should before you grab somebody from behind you should be like I'm a cop. Yeah and then then I, you know, they even had even one of the girls who was at, from my school, like actually called in as a witness to say he was actually helping people at the scene and stopping them from fighting each other and stuff

like that. Right. But my attorney's assistant tracked her down to find it. Like it was a whole thing. So if I didn't have the right representation, bro, who knows how that, how that would have ended up, man. It's crazy. But that's my story of getting arrested. Stolen Valor cops is one of my favorite YouTube genres. These guys who's dressed their cars up like squad cars, they'll buy a retired car and it'll be full of radios and they'll have stun guns and pepper ball pistols and fucking bulletproof vests, Stevie radios.

They got a canine sticker on the back with a dog cage in the side. They got a bite rope and they got fucking pepper spray and fucking running lights. They've got fucking blue lights on their fucking car, red lights and shit. And, and, and, and a full like tactical vest, like they're playing Tarkov, like they're going to war and the cop is like, now, what did you say? What department again? And the guy's like, if you go to this website, you'll see that I'm a member of the, of a national weather, national weather enthusiast of America. And we do, we take temperature readings.

Well, there's one guy who was caught several times doing that, right? the police used to use of he's legal because his lights aren't red. If you look carefully, they're kind of a fuchsia. And he's like, oh, you see the badge that I have on the side? It has six points. Now, a police car would have five points. I'm not pretending to be a cop. This is just how I help with my comp. So what he does is he- That's so funny. Yeah, well, he's not doing it for fun. It's a business that escorts funeral processions

and stuff like that. So they pull into intersections, they stop traffic, kind of pretending to be policemen, but not. And he claims that anyone who identifies him as a cop is just mistaken. Clearly we have these differences, but he's pretending to be a cop. I don't like that. That guy's in fucking traffic and problems for everyone because... Dead people need to be moved around. Let's do that. Is there a rush? Yes. Let them all. And

OK, but their families aren't there's a whole line of them. Let them fucking go. I saw this one kid. This one kid pulled somebody over and is conducting a traffic stop when another cop shows up and is like, hey there, pal. And the guy gets out of his fake ass. He's in like a Subaru or something with

lights on it. He gets out and he's wearing like street clothes with a pistol on. He's like, bro, what part were you with? He goes, uh, I'm out of uniform. ATF, officer, officer Samuelson. It doesn't look like you actually showed me anything there. No, I'm quick. Just put your hand like that. There's a whole genre of YouTube videos of guys getting caught doing it. And the amount of like, they must be such fucking losers to like cosplay as a cop because not shit on all cops but it's a real easy job to get like they if you show up there I mean how many people they turn away like that's what I would think you could have a little fun impersonating a cop oh where's your child like I would be terrified how

would you be terrified the fact people do that's all willy-nilly I would be terrified if I was I would have willy-nilly I would be Terrified if I was I would have fun impersonating a cop. It would be a good time. It will be like here He's gonna show the guy we're talking about Jeremy Dewitt He pretends to be a policeman, but and his lights actually are not red I remember it was closer to read in my memory I hope yeah, but he's obstructing traffic illegally, you know what I'd get before I impersonated a cop? A flat top. Oh yeah. Yeah, he has one. Yeah, yeah, that's him. I am the law.

He's like, people shouldn't mistake me. And he's trying to say because the lights weren't red. It's OK. That's fine. This isn't any weirder than fucking furries. Yeah, weird at all. It's his fucking job. This guy's not part of what I'm talking about. This guy's got a business. I'm talking about assholes who are like cosplaying as police and pulling people over and like enforcing their own version of the law. Like those people are wacky and wacky. And you don't think

that would be fun. Yeah, it's wrong. Yeah, but like what you doing? I don't know the steel You know many times I see people driving like jerks that I would love to just like, you know turn the lights on You know what? I mean, like just just guys not you Just get me scared. I love your license. I'm keeping this to give you an errand to remember this by. This is the guy who doesn't, you know, shouldn't be confused with a cop. That's him.

That guy behind him said, you see this star here? It's got five points, cop. If he had a flat top, he's got the beginning of a mustache, which is- What, he laughed so hard he disconnected. Very solid. I mean, none of the real cops have mustaches, but still. Some do, like Tom Selleck always had a petal. No, I mean, no, no, these three.

I mean, the, yeah, none of these guys. He's a convicted felon now and he's not allowed to carry concealed weapons. That's a big cornfield boy who left. See, that's who you need. That's the body type you need for, for cops. No girls, no little people. When they come for you. That's the little people. I mean, midges, none of them in the mix.

Wow. Yeah. Yeah. It's just got to be. Big guys. They should hire whoever they want. Really? Yeah.

Even the retard. Kyle once the most incompetent police officers we can find. I've been in my stance for a while now. You're transporting Skittles illegally. It's like send the best and brightest to the fire departments, the ambulance crews, the first responders, like the people who need to kick doors in and save lives.

Maybe they do need like a mentally, mentally ill squad. Now, I think the mental, I think the mental health awareness squad or whatever fucking training those guys need to be rolling deep. They need to have some pistols, too. But listen, listen, listen. I think that if you're going to have a license to kill, that it should be some of the smartest guys that are out there. One thing I'll give credit for. Yeah, one thing I'll give credit for in like Canada,

well, Toronto, I should say is that, um, after living in New York and living in Toronto, um, Toronto police are some of the best trained officers you could ever experience. Like these guys, they know they get paid a lot. They get paid. Do they deal with, is there no less than what is there a lot of crime in Toronto or are they like dealing with grumpy we got crime but it's nowhere close yeah you know I'm saying but at the same time yeah we just heard you were leaving Timmy's and didn't get a thank you have crime but it's nowhere close to the states but at the same time the police officer that

that much better trained it's like for it now de-escalation um you know I think knowing to you how are you the academy part of the academy should be watching Judge Dredd. Just just watch the new judge with Tom Hardy. Yeah, we watched. That's it. You watch Judge Dredd. You watch him fucking mop the floor.

He kills like 97. What's Judge Dredd's worst? Well, I'm watching Passion of the Christ. So you know who you're doing this for. I like that everybody gets a cowboy hat. I want all police to wear cowboy hats. I feel like it's a hat. Troopers scare me, bro.

You look ridiculous in the hat. I respect the hat. When I see that hat step out, I'm like, oh, let's get our A game on. That's not a cowboy hat. I see Cletus from Duke of the Hazzard when I see a cowboy hat. Oh, well, I wouldn't mock his accent when it comes to the winter. What are those flat brimmed, they're not cowboy hats. Oh, the troopers hat?

Mountie or trooper hats. Yeah. Troopers. Yeah. Replace all those with cowboy hats. We don't see Mounties in Toronto. How about sombreros at a little festivity? There you go. Think of them. See, you can wear turbans in Toronto. Yeah, as silly as I look, sir, you really are under money. See you can wear turbines in Toronto. Yeah as silly as I look sir. You really are under a list There you go

Oh, look at that dog. I used to do the best cleatis impression, but I can't remember That's not cleetus cleetus was a partner Cleetus was his partner The cooter was the guy no cooter cooter drove the drove the he was the mechanic, the pickup truck or the tow truck. See Cletus is on the left and then Roscoe was on the right. On the right. Yeah. They were not good policemen. Were these the like this is Dukes of Hazards, a show based on the idea that you can commit any crime you want. If you get

across the county line, you're fine. But these guys were kind of like the bumbling comic comic cops. And I could tell from how they're stanced. I loved this show as a kid. Oh, it's Boss Hogg. Boss. Ooh.

Boss Mike. In my childhood memory, it's always sunny episode. Was impossibly fat. Right? Right? He was supposed to be so fat that like you'd never see somebody who was that fat in real life. You thought he was kingpin fat. Find me uh Jessica Simpson is Daisy Duke. Find me some good pictures of

Jessica Simpson is Daisy Duke. Now I know what you're talking about. When uh Jessica Simpson did it, did they get a fatter boss hog to reflect the time? They got a fatter ass for for Daisy Dukes and that's that's kind of what I'm. She looked pretty You're not going to lie. That's a boss hog on the right. And he is. A bad guy, but kind of good hearted and insured of milk, all bad, actually, he's drinking directly from the pitcher. OK, so he was the bag. Oh, drinking milk from a pitcher, that's fine.

What? That wasn't bad. That was not bad. Is that is that Jessica Simpson? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's from the remake. Yeah, from the Daisy. there you go. That's the picture I was looking for Johnny Knox. Oh, it's a good movie, dude There's a scene where they take the general lead to like a college camp high school Yeah, yeah, the college and everybody's like throwing bottles and calling them racist and they have a whole roof of the car is a Confederate flag They don't know any better. They're just having a fun time. Yeah, maybe it's because I'm old enough, but I don't see no arm.

I think very negatively of the confederate flag, but not this car. I have a picture with they were selling that same paint job up here and I have a picture with one of the Dodge Charger is it? But yeah, they had it. Of course, it didn't have the Confederate flag on the top, but I had the zero one and everything. And I was like, that was like my dream car. I saw one with the flag before. That's some pussy shit. I was. Oh, that car should have just kept the flag on it.

Yeah. A lot of what I've seen collectors do is some of them put an American flag up there. But I was at a gas station next to somebody like 10 years ago with a beautiful one that had the flag Yeah, and it was like it was like perfect. It was so fucking cool You know, it would be fun is to put a Union Jack on the top of one There you go, then have everyone and then just be like what are you down? What are you retarded? Like some some like pink hairs yelling at you and you're like oh i'm sorry what flight do you think this is what's the cast of uh top gear down south one time making fun of american cars at one point they did they liked they like to bully the south

but they also who doesn't though they don't they don't even know how to use guns so they can get fucked Today we're going to be bullied by rednecks I love me some firearms, but we got our own issues up here right now. So that's a whole different thing Yeah, I mean, I don't know what the issues are in canada. No stainless cops. I'm license I'm licensed in new york state and i'm licensed'm licensed in Toronto, but Toronto's got a whole different thing happening right now. I think New York State is, don't they have like one of the highest reciprocity? So if you're good in New York with guns, you're probably good. I'm grandfathered in, but New York just changed their carry conceal laws that you can. It's getting easier to get a CC right now. Oh, that's that's a whole thing right now. Yeah,

that's a whole different thing right now. Trump's America need more need more guns. Trump's America banned. Hold on. Isn't this Biden's America? Yes and Trump's America through due process. You can tell us because groceries are up 80%. Trump's America fixed that ruling. I'm not going to get into that debate. That was clearly 3D chess. We're suddenly not involving ourselves in that debate.

Donald Trump doing some 3D chess. What did he do? He banned a plastic stock for four years. He gets the votes. They come back around, say that ban was unconstitutional. And now my father's out so much money because he melted all of his stocks, because they told him he had to melt all of his stocks

because the ban was in place. Then they, whoopsie daisy, we changed our mind. Well, my stocks are melted. They're gone. There's no bringing those back. No. You should have hid them like an American would. That sounds, no.

Lost them in a boat accident. Not doing anything illegal, but he did have like a ton of stocks, like 15 or 20 of those things or something like that. I don't, I tried it, I didn't get it. I'd like, it's no- What, the bump stock? Yeah, I don't, I'm one for grouping and being able to aim. You know what I mean?

Yeah, it's just a toy. I just, yeah, I just didn't get it. I think it was a gimmick. The thing is the guy used it to shoot into a crowd at a music event I got Vegas and that's like the one place where so they say That's the weirdest smash shooting ever. Yeah, like I don't want to leave the bump stock thing Yeah, like I agree. They're complete if I was to go to like Mal I don't know how I was to go to like a music concert, it will help you get more rounds out. I don't know what happened that night at the Mandalay bath.

Yeah, but I do. There's no fucking way that was just one guy doing that. What we got conspiracy here. He just lugged all those guns up and nobody did anything and he was suspicious. No, they don't. I travel everywhere with that. No one checks my luggage.

So let me speak to the luggage then. He had dozens of guns. That's very commonplace there. So I don't know if SHOT Show was going on that week, but SHOT Show was the biggest firearms get together in the world as far as I know. They probably do some European version, but it's a giant convention center full of guys with guns. And all those guys go back to the hotels every night with stacks of guns in cases on luggage racks it is not an uncommon thing to see a guy in a Vegas hotel with a luggage cart full of assault rifles and suitcases and in like locked cases and stuff because it's just part of the thing that happens there they fly in with them maybe take them to their hotels.

They take them to the, the booths. And then they, every day they're shuffling them in and out for a week. So they would have seen the most likely cause though, is that it's a deep state, you know, set up a operation to get bump stops banned and then reauthorized four years later. What I, what I do think is that what I actually think is that that guy's motivations were something We're rubbed next to something that is a secret and like not like aliens or anything But like maybe maybe a CIA operation of some kind with some foreign player. Maybe it's just the financing

maybe that guy's finances had something to do with some some other high up investigation and the finances are intertwined in such a way that we need to be siloed about what this guy was into because it interferes with some other stuff. That's what I imagine when I see people being weird and secretive and talking about was there a note or wasn't there or what did it say and how many guns were up there and why? Why would this person do this crazy outrage thing? Yeah, why is there no explanation?

Why is there no motive? That's what I, that's my guess. But it's not even that hard to transport that man. Like when I travel, hold on, when I travel for games, I'm traveling with three or four realistic looking stuff and like, isn't it me going up to the hotel? Yeah. Like, right. I've got like three or four realistic,

realistic looking things like these on my wall. Yeah. And I'm trying, you'm going to go to the bathroom. Yeah. Like, right? I've got like three or four realistic realistic looking things like these on my wall. Yeah. And I'm trying, you know what I mean? So, it's like no one is going to say anything to stop you. You know what I mean? For no reason. So,

it's not that hard to realize how we got up there with it, right? It's not like they're out moving carry. They're in back. Yeah. I've traveled with multiple. There were 47. guns. Exactly. 47. Hotel Suite and Nevada Home. That's multiple trips.

I could easily... That's Hotel Suite and Nevada Home. Looks like 24 were in the hotel room. That's so many guns. If I was trying to kill as many people as possible in a crowd, I don't know what I do with more than like six

guns. I think most people in that crowd like that scene in Moon Dock Saints where you're like like firefight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I only have the one trigger finger. Yeah, I don't I don't want to like craft the best mass shooting tactics. No, I was gonna say the same thing. I'm not trying to. Does it not seem curious? Like why? Anytime there's something unbelievably impactful that we get no explanation for, no sussing out of the motives or that person's connections,

it seems sketchy. Like there are school shootings where six people died and there's entire depositions and things that are figured out and we learn more and they have a fucking manifesto and this and that and the other thing. This guy, nothing like we nothing and there doesn't seem to be any curiosity from intelligence agencies around. Crazy is just crazy though. Like it doesn't know how deep. Yeah. But if it was crazy is crazy, they would have released his ridiculous band. What kind of concert was it? Wasn't it country music? It was a country music.

Country, yeah. See, that's a crazy person. No one would dare fire a country music festival. He did. Why? At least one person. Why not a country music festival? I mean, no, it seems like he did it, but like, what's the surrounding situation? Who did he know? What was he like? Did he know anything? Or like you said, which seems realistic, maybe something to do with him was adjacent to something that can't be discussed in the media because it jeopardizes some operation or operation or something.

It was like some old crazy guy. I'm sorry. We would have heard more. We would have heard, they would have done a deep dive into that guy. We would have known so much. He was just going broke and just went crazy. It seemed like it was getting hushed up the same way that like the motives of that trans shooter. We had Herrera on last week and he was talking about he met the cop that like shot the that that trans shooter at that school that killed all those children. Yeah. Yeah and and like I think that person had left some sort of manifesto That was you know, some wacky crazy shit that they hushed up because it was upsetting And and they were clearly like an anti-cis and you know trans agenda crazy nonsense

But it's the ravings of a mad person. So I don't know. I don don't know I guess I want to read it because I want to see it I want to see it but I am a little scared that like they'll project those same feelings across everyone else who is trans see part of the reason behind it's like that Norm Macdonald joke where he's like you know what terrifies me about a thermonuclear bomb in America that kills 50 million people planted by Islamic extremists? The backlash against peaceful Muslims. Like that's like you just did it. I would just say like a lot of hate would come towards people who are all pretty hated. Yeah, it's funny because you don't you don't want I think half the reason why they don't release

Manifestals and all this crap is that they they don't want to you don't want you all the time Yeah, but you don't inspire more of these acts because other guys say hey He got his message out after what he did if I do the same thing I'll get my message out right so you don't encourage it that way. Yeah, I mean they do release manifestos Yeah Favorite in America it that way. Yeah. I mean, they do release manifestos. Yeah. I'm trying to think. What manifestos do they release? Who's your favorite? In America, by the way. Oh, Uncle Ted. Uncle Ted's probably my fave. They haven't released a manifesto for a long time, though. In New Zealand, they did that one, right? The guy that shot. Yeah. They released that because he was a, you know, fucking white supremacist or something.

That's top three all time, like craziest, crazy motherfucking public shootings. There was this one that like art. So there was this and like Antifa BLM summer where a lot of people in Texas, I remember black guys were calling the cops and ambushing them with assault rifles. And there was a shootout with one of those guys where he, I don't know where the camera was, but he was fighting a cop in close range around concrete pillars under a building.

And he rushed the cop like paintball and shot through the cop. And you could see the bullets sparking on the concrete as he killed him. I think that's the guy maybe that they sent the robot in with the c4 on its arm That remember that shit. Oh, I do This new guy the shooter got holed up in like a parking garage like a second or third Level of a parking garage back in one of those remember the footage. I didn't hear the particulars

Yeah back in one of those little nook like corners where Jerry Seinfeld was peeing in that one episode he found him he like hunkered down with his gun and they sent in a fucking like remote control bomb defusal robot but instead of bomb defusal they gave it a C4 bomb in its hand and they walked it up to that motherfucker and blew him to smithereens. It's a good way to get rid of them. Do you do the one story that I need to hear about that I don't think we heard everything about? Do you remember the one black ex-military guy who went off? Yes. No cops. Charles Dorner, right? Yeah. And then he escaped and he was in the woods for a while and he held them off. Like that's the story that I want to hear. There's something to

that. Christopher Dorner. That was very Rambo-ish, first blood-ish type of story. And I want to hear. There's something to that. Christopher Dorn. Very Rambo ish first blood ish type of story. And I want to hear more about see what else was going on with that guy. Yeah, you've seen first blood questions. Yeah. What? You've seen first blood. For the sake of what are you gonna say? God damn it. But it's Rambo. He's going around like, I have to get violent again. That was a great movie. It's not what happens at all. What happens at all. I guess I got to kill the Vietnamese. No, there are no Vietnamese in the movie. You're thinking about it.

There are. That's Rambo. That's like a second one. That's the second one. That's Rambo's two, three and kind of five. That's in Cambodia, though. Guess what? I'm never watching the movie. You should watch first blood though. It's actually a good movie. Definitely. Yeah. Such a long list of great movies to watch.

Cliffhanger and the plex. If you want a real gym, that's where Sylvester Stallone is a mountain climber. Oh yeah. Oh, hanger. Oh my gosh. We dropped a real gym. That's where Sylvester Stallone is a mountain climber. Oh yeah. Oh, Chris Hanger. Oh my gosh. We dropped a good one. That sounds more interesting to me than uh Rambo. Oh my god. So John, so it has one of the coolest stunts in any movie. I don't remember the exact specifics but I think that uh that they wouldn't pay the stuntman's fee to do the stunt, so Stallone paid out of his pocket, like a million dollars to do this stunt.

So- Was that the Bill Black's one? Uh-uh. It's this gimmick where, so the premise of the movie is Stallone's a rescue climber in this mountain range, but unbeknownst to anyone, him and his mountain people, there's a hijack going on where a private plane approaches

a government plane that has like, not bullion, but it's got like the thousand dollar bills or the ten thousand dollar bills or whatever like these huge stacks of them. It's like a treasury plane and they take control of the plane because they've got moles already on board and then they secure a rope between two airplanes at altitude and they have a guy zip between the planes with nothing. He fast ropes from one airplane to another, gets in it and then like you know, oh welcome aboard and that's it's incredible. It was before I don't remember if he had a parachute. Batman. But that was a cool scene though back oh yeah yeah that that that Batman scene is really cool with Bama where they cut the private plane away and just drop it

that's a that's cool fucking scene but little finger yeah yeah yeah yeah one of us in the wreckage but in the cliffhanger wasn't cliffhanger was the the the bad guy was the dad John Lithgow from the was the dad. John Lithgow. The rock from the sun. John Lithgow, he's amazing. He actually seemed pretty scary in that movie. You wouldn't think a comedic actor would be so good at it. Well, he was super scary in Dexter

when he was that serial killer. True. Really creepy and disturbed. And he's done some really scary stuff. He worked with Brian De Palma a lot and he would often some really scary stuff. He worked with Brian De Palma a lot. He would often play these terrifying like villains. He's like a CIA hitman in this... What's the movie with John Travolta?

In any case, he needs to kill someone. But so he needs to shut up. He needs to kill someone. And so to hide that this person is being targeted, he kills four women and rapes them all as well. Like his goal is to assassinate one woman. The perfect crime. But that would like look bad.

So he just sex assaults four different women and murders them all. Throw them off. Yeah, to throw them off. There's a new Rambo ish movie coming out called Rebel Ridge with but it's a black guy instead and it looks pretty, it's a Netflix movie and it's coming out again. It looks pretty good. I'm not gonna lie, the trailer looks pretty good. Like it's like a pretty black man. He's got one of them little thin mustaches right above his lip. Oh yeah, like the John Waters mustache. I'm fine with the little John Waters mustache. I started to see why you like this show so much.

He's like, you're the star of this show. Well, you know, I can relate. I can relate. You should go for the mustache mode, Wolf. What? Then you'll have to get this waxed up here. This is the mustache mode, bro. It's just like it got some grays in it.

Don't do too much of this. I need to put this in the choice. Oh, I see it. It raised Grays are good in facial hair. You're rocking it. Woody is like We found I am fucking tired to close in my beard. It's none of I don't dye my hair It's it's gray on the side, but under my headphones, but my beard is solid gray. It's I'm a I'm a black Santa with a girl my beard. Yeah, it's all white. Let's all grow out of your Woody I want way to have the Colonel Sanders that little beard that little confederate Yeah, yeah the little pokey like thing on the chin and then the little stash. Dude, Woody has a classic Gibson.

And he needs to pursue that Mel Gibson facial hair look. I don't want to- Mel Gibson, where it's all entirely gray. Scragly? Is it? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's in the Algarve. I don't want to spoil anything. Have you guys seen Deadpool and Wolverine?

I haven't seen it yet. No. I have not, but don't- I won't say anything. You know he'd spoil it. i don't want to spoil anything have you guys seen uh deadpool and wolverine i haven't seen it yet i have not but don't you know you'd spoil it i don't i don't okay i don't like to go to the theater because just there you liked it i assume everyone seems to like it there's just a beard in that movie that would be interesting on witty okay yeah okay i do want to see it are you guys gonna go see that in theaters or awesome in theaters bro it'll be out soon i've seen it twice oh so you really liked it yeah it was really good bro fish solid twice too from the pk page the jokes the jokes were constant and on point like i was crying laughing like and he like he breaks the fourth wall all the time he's making his jokes making studio jokes he's it's. And it's not at all a cover for bad writing and world building.

Let me just say this, that guy wanted to get this project off the ground and nobody would fucking do it. Ryan? Ryan Reynolds. And they leaked this CGI test footage of his character whistling on a bridge and then jumping into a car through the sunroof and like karate fighting and Sword-killing a bunch of bad guys and the car flipping and everything and the internet fucking blew up and from that They are gonna make like two billion fucking dollars worth of movies

Like it's an incredible success didn't didn't you tell me a remarkably likable person the fact that you don't like him He seems so genuinely like fun. I just I don't like Ryan Reynolds. He hates my room. He's very funny I think he plays Ryan Reynolds in every movie. I've seen him in I don't think he's very good-looking Taylor and I know things Jim Taylor no Don't you put that on him? He's Bad I thought we were doing unpopular ridiculous takes on Ryan Reynolds. It's not unpopular. We're just making up lies. He's Canadian you son of a bitch. Oh you had a lot of like like like real deal film critic groups and then Pinky's up and everybody's talking about Ryan

and the gang. Yeah, me and the gang. It's mine with the entire club of movie watching. Okay I didn't know you had a whole movie club. You were a real auteur, it seems. Yes. Yes. For someone who hasn't seen Rambo, I don't know if you can call yourself a movie anything. I don't waste my time with that. Have you seen The Three of the Hill where Bobby goes to fucking dance class?

Yes. Oh, you haven't? Okay. Oh, I'm sorry. I could be a movie snob big time. I love movies. Yeah. Well, you haven't seen Mr. Plow a hundred times. What? Mr. Plow? Mr. Plow. Like the better than which is funnier than anything Ryan Reynolds has ever done.

The snow plow. I thought waiting is a serious thing. His reputation precedes him. Oh, you're killing me right now. No, you guys are wrong. snowplow Reputation precedes him We got away from it earlier Ukraine has pushed very far into Russia seemingly capturing towns and And I sent you guys that clip in there if you will see that man's head exploding. It's pretty hard fucking core There's a there's a there's a Russian fellow in the woods. Yeah, it's good hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's pretty hard. It's before the drone blew up right like like yeah swatting it out of the ground but he has a helmet on so he headbutts the drone turns out that makes drones explode and he had an awful headache yeah he literally headbutts a drone flying straight at him but it was one of those exploding on impact drones so that

was like the worst thing you can do oh excuse me second worst thing I saw a guy in a field and one of those drones was coming at him and he must have been like a motorcycle Russian or some shit, because he had a little canister of gasoline. And at the last moment he thought to himself, I'll huck a can of gasoline at the exploding drone. And I swear to God, it blew the gas up

like something out of one of my fucking YouTube videos and like shot it all over him and burned him alive in the field. I was not a professional Russian. No. You need to have a backup crew with a fire hose or anything. How can you not watch like a snake eating another snake and you can watch people die? That's right, right? It makes no sense. That's absolutely true.

Watching people die is bad for you, dude. The snake didn't go into the other snake's land Like makes you know and steal. Okay. Look those guys are trespassing to me and I don't like trespassers That's that's it full stop as a you know, I just don't like trespassers They should go home and they wouldn't they wouldn't have any these issues with drones exploding. Definitely this happened in russia According to the Russians. Oh, it happened to a Russian, not a Ukrainian. Absolutely, yeah, I don't watch the videos where Ukrainians die.

Like there's just as many. Yeah, I don't wanna see that. I got you now. Yeah, I never watched those. As far as I know, that hasn't happened yet. I haven't seen one die yet. I have, but it was heroic. I've only seen Ukrainian.

I've saw like a Ukrainian like running through foxholes like da da da da da da da da da. Yeah. You know what? Like I put that on my channel and I lost like a thousand subscribers. What did you put it on my? Did you see the one where the guys are going through the the foxholes? The tunnels and then there's they they corner these guys in the room and they finish them up in the room. Yeah, I saw that I think. And then they cornered these guys in the room and they finished them up in the room. And it was the one that I posted on my Instagram stories

was even like pixelated and stuff. So you couldn't see particulars. And a lot of people were up there. So we learned a lot about this in our paintball games guys. Do you see here how he's begging for mercy? Well, amateur move because none is shown as we're about to see. That's the real thing. That's how it goes, bro. That's messed up. That isn't painful. Dude, I ain't taking no pr- there's no way I'd be trying to take any goddamn prisoners if I'm

running into a Russian foxhole position. Like, do you give up? Like, we've got some kind of language barrier? No. What the fuck? Language barrier?'ve got some kind of language barrier. No, what the **** language barrier. Do they even have resources for different languages? They're just similar. They're like cousin language. Yeah. A lot of Ukrainians speak Russians. I heard this story and you'll like it. So the Russians are trying to send their army equipment, big trucks, tanks, etc. to the part of Russia that the Ukrainians occupy. So what the Ukrainians do is they call all the Russian civilians pretending they're the Russian government and they tell them to evacuate. All the roads jam.

There's traffic jams fucking everywhere. The military can't get their tanks and trucks into the towns and the Ukrainians take them. They should really have a better system for governmental like message passed down in Russia if they're getting got by what amounts to a prank. Yeah, yeah. Apparently, and part of the story, I'll be really quick, was that a lot of Ukrainians can sound just like Russians.

Oh yeah, well they were- Well, it's like Canadians and Americans, right? They can just name until the 80s or 90s. Yeah. Well, the eighties or nineties. Yeah. Well, here's an article from a couple of years ago. It says in the the it's from the Moscow Times, by the way. So indoor plumbing, still a pipe dream for 20 percent of Russians. Like, just just know who you're dealing with here.

OK, a little pipe dream. Yeah, that's a clever little thing. Well, CMA is booming today. He's just booming. He's just booming. He's just writing for his old typewriter probably. Yeah. Right, or the arms that go chop.

Oh, I make it funny. Ha ha. Greatest Russian joke ever. Type the dream. Ha ha ha. Send that guy to the gulag for sure. Hashtag LOL. Hashtag LOL. Yeah, theirs would be like Hashtag XYX

or like something unbelievably aggressive. They have an entire language in caps. Dude, that is the Russians. I worked with a couple of Russians at Cisco and it was like are you mad at me? Like why are you yelling at me all the time? We're talking about the project. We are from unbelievably cruel and cold place

Like yeah, I watched a watch the YouTube video the other day and was like a documentary in rural Russia somewhere that's Pretty broad statement obviously because Russia's subject fucking is so gigantic. But anyway, in this village, they didn't have any plumbing. So describe the weather environment. It seemed like it was perpetually muddy and mucky and damp and not quite freezing, but cold. Oh, that seemed to be like perpetual. So there's always standing pools of water and mud and the mud seems slippery and sticky at the same time.

Is it even cold and not sticky? And you had to walk up to these shit and all of the garbage, and I mean, not just like your average box of like donuts that's empty, but like, like whole like doors and like manufacturing roughage was just thrown in heaps into the field in the town like they didn't put it

somewhere and then they were like Indian and this lady they interviewed this old Russian lady and she's like they're like what are your biggest fears with you know the upcoming blah blah blah she said my biggest fear is I will fall in into outhouse shithole and no one will find me. What is my greatest fear? Have you looked around? Minus a hundred right now. Bro, did you see? I am so fucking cold.

It looks so awful. It looks so awful. Have you seen that? Hold on. Hold on. Did you see that the Hawk to a girl thought that Canadians didn't have indoor toilets? Well, a lot of you don't and that's fine. You'll get a lot of us don't really. And we support your lack of. Way for Wolf to bring. I understand there's a. A broad. Five years you guys have no cups, so I assume.

In the last 35 years, you guys have no cups, so I assume you have no milk. Oh, I thought we were talking about those Indians that poop on the Canadian beaches. Yeah, that's... Well, they are wont to do that. They see that and they're like, oh, look at this pristine beach. It reminds me of my shithole. It's like when you hear Steve Fresh powder. It's like, it's perfect. Bro, that happened. I think that happened like, that's where I'm pooping.

We can be the first ones to go down the mountain and I will spit and throw coke bottles at them. Imagine like, they got pension went off. And my main intention is, fuck God and fuck the earth. Did you see the Photoshop the guy did of the Indian guy pooping at the gas station though? Like it's like getting out of here. Oh Photoshop. Yeah, there aren't a lot of those photos to use. Zach show me a real picture. Zach, first of all the time starts now Zach. Don't worry. This will be easy to find. An Indian man shitting at an actual gas station. And then get back to me when you find that.

The story, though, was this woman was like, Hey, so that problematic here. I just witnessed an Indian man and perhaps a refugee even in a hole on the public beach. Now, I don't want to report this because obviously he's a minority and things might be misconstrued. What can I do? What? This, this, this. You can come over here baby girl.

Zach. Look at this dude. Look at Zach coming in so fucking clutch it hurts. Even word of service. The URL is viral picture of a man defecating is allegedly Photoshopped. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts.

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It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. Ititting happened? Yeah. It's Wasega Beach, Wasega Beach big game. You're going to the big Indian bathroom down by the water? I was not hit on my forehead that Mark Korres play existing. I don't know, here's a Twitter video of it.

It seems pretty real. Yeah, the gas station owner showed the actual video. It's a deep fake. James Cameron made that deep fake, Woody. That's fake Woody. That's that's that's CGI shit That's like that's that's avatar shit. He used the same technology. He used to make that liquid in the abyss It's harder and harder nowadays see what's fake and I think I'm below average at it Taylor's above average at it Bro, it's always seeing something about a hand Just look at things that don't learn

up correctly taylor knows better than to trust anything but like you were looking at a taco bell from the 1980s and you're like that's too much signage that way they never get a taco bell i wouldn't have caught that taco bells have less signs than that typically from 40 years ago but look at how many look even Trump was tricked by the Kamala airplane airport one, right? Like, and that was obviously real. But you're still posting that that was fake. Everything he says is a lie.

Yeah, you have to know if he was tricked or just lying. No, I would imagine probably fucking tricked because he's a 80 year old man. And I can't imagine any of them doing well, parsing the AI versus real things, unless it's like beyond obvious with multiple fingers and even then you see people going for it. Yeah. It's going to become like a real skill to be able to look at something that's AI and be like, no, that doesn't make sense. And eventually it's not going to be things like too many fingers. It'll just be like, you'll have to be like, no, that's not how this would have

looked. A person wouldn't have been wearing that. That person looks too close to the ground. They're not sitting naturally. Like it's going to get so difficult to suss through the nonsense. And there's no, like, what's the good thing that society gets from this? Like it seems like it can only be used nefariously. Well, like they are faking politicians into things, faking random people into stuff. Like AI in general or AI pictures and videos like AI as a whole.

I'm sure there's a lot of uses, but like the whole like, hey, we're getting to 100. Yeah, I still can't tell you a fucking bill order on Age of Empires 2, but it can show a hyper realistic picture of Trump shaking hands with Kony 2012, or like whatever. But you know, this is that's part of the reason why the big writers strike and actor strike happened, right? Because they were trying to get they're getting extras to sign over their their face rights, so they could put it on AI instead of hiring extras later. That was a big thing that they're putting in the contracts and everything. So it's becoming a real issue right now, bro.

Then they got off the rider's strike and gave us ten years of the most poorly written television and movies in the past half century. That happens, what you gonna do? I finally watched the end of House of Dragons. You see it too, Woody? Yes. Don't spoil, no spoilers, no spoilers. Okay, okay, I won't spoil anything. Nothing happens. You spoil it for me, though, but not watched the end of the house of dragons you see it too. What are you? Yes, don't Okay, okay, I won't spoil anything I nothing you spoil it for me though, but I'll say this

Anything because like nothing fucking happened really the plot didn't move forward an inch It just let you know where all the edges were It's like so next time you're gonna have to deal with this stuff over here. Next time, that over there. Next time, that over there. It got like four storylines to the edge of something happening. But nothing. Next time. The thing is, it was kind of a setup. I feel like the last episode of this season would have made a pretty good first episode

of next season. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Whatever. What's the second to last? Is it called Penultimate? Penultimate. Right? Yes. Yeah, that episode should have been the finale.

Cause it was pretty cool. Yeah, I agree. I'll watch it, whatever. But it'll be probably a year or two before the fucking show comes back on. But you know, back if you're old like me, shows came out like clockwork. Every September or October, the new season would start.

26 fucking episodes. You could set your calendar by that shit like it would happen now. They're all oopsie-daisies things got delayed Oh, you know what we're doing 18 or 19 20 months between seasons. Yeah, it is it is not like it was Oh Teehee are you paying for a service for this one or two shows that you really want to watch? Oh, I'm sorry. We can't get around to that for another eight months. It's, it's so ridiculous. One of the, the, one of the things I blame about that is like the BBC style of making seasons because the BBC back in the day,

they they're the ones who always had six or seven episodes for a season. Whereas in North America, you'd have like 30 episodes for one season of Grey's Anatomy right they should have taken a page out of our book and yeah yeah absolutely because like one of my favorite British shows was Luther with Idris Elba I've started that recently show yeah right yeah but I like Idris Elba Tom six or seven episodes per season and it's so frustrating because I'd be okay if he was back if he was James Bond I'd be okay with a bro. Did you see the new movie that he released the Luther movie? It's outstanding

Oh, I saw yeah. Yeah, I've got I've got both of them on on plex. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I've been watching a show I wanted to watch the show before I got into the movie. It seemed like the right order maybe like a spy He's a cop he's like a really good cop but But it's like the short seasons really get on my freaking nerves. I really hate that. It's like Black Mirror seasons. Like seven episodes. Oh, yeah. Right. I'm going back through all the office right now. Yeah. Finally, because I haven't. That's like Kyle's has a unbelievably encyclopedic knowledge of the office over any other media. My daughter does too, I'm paying attention and whatnot. And I'll look up after hours of like three days of doing this every night and be like, Oh fuck, what season am I on now? Nope. You're still on season five episode 27.

This is great. This is so much better. No, there's like 25 plus episodes in a couple of seasons. Are you serious? I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, episode 27. And it's like, this is great. This is so much better. No, there's like 25 plus episodes in a couple of seasons. Are you saying you don't like that?

No, I like it a lot. Like it's great. If you have Peacock, then you get the extended versions and you get like 10 or 15 extra minutes every episode, which makes them, it stretches. And Peacockocks been smart about this I don't know where that footage came from or who does the editing I think it's being done like now like because they they they release another season with the extended versions

Every like eight or twelve months, so I'm waiting right now for the last season or two to get its extended version I've seen the first maybe five, six, seven seasons, whatever it is. But yeah, I've seen that show so many fucking times. It's been... Oh yeah. Dude, the Dwight Mussolini speech. I watched that one recently. That kills me. It's so funny when he's like just trying... Blood alone moves the wheels of history! And it is a privilege to fight. And he's like banging on his thing and every one of the audiences like kind of getting excited about it. I've seen excerpts from the show. I haven't watched a full one.

My daughter keeps telling me I need to watch it because I would like it. It's tremendous. I'm not the biggest office fan. Like it's not that I don't like it, but it's not one of those shows that I hang my hat on. You know what? The first season's not that good. It's before Michael Stott, Scott had a change

in personality and look. And if you try to show someone in the office and tell them, oh, no, no, no, you're gonna love it. You just have to watch 10 hours of season one first. No, no, no. You skip it, you go back to it later and you can appreciate it with eyes that know how good it's going to get.

And you can kind of laugh at it the Same screw would like start only stunning generation. Yeah Season or two of that is bonkers bad. Yeah, I didn't know first season in particular is Basic it's like 20 something episodes of shit. I mean it's shit So you don't even know 15 year old Woody liked it. They don't have well defined character roles yet Jordy's driving the ship for some reason Warf is like it's not the blind guy in charge of driving. Yeah Yeah, I think that was the joke but later on they sent him to engineering so he could I don't know be back there

And then you know got Tasha Yar Anyway, the show was shit after but got better after Tasha died. Yeah, for sure killed her with that oil monster Michael Dorn is my favorite serious look Worf is my favorite star trek character of all time. He is the number one best most developed most He lost every fight He knows that okay, so so Wor war was the tough guy in the room. So when you bring like an alien or a monster on, you have them beat up war to demonstrate that this is an overwhelming force which cannot be dealt with physically. It can't be overwhelmed in that

way. So therefore we must science our way out of it or talk our way out of it. He was there for that purpose, especially in the early and mid years of Star Trek. And that's all they did with him. But when he went to Deep Space Nine, he became fucking warf son of Moe, hero of the Klingon Empire. Yeah, like he did some shit. Yeah, yes, it was so good. Like he literally like earns the honor of his house bag. He like hooks up with Tony Todd, plays his brother, the Candy Man,

his brother, Kern, and they, you know And they fight in the whole fucking Klingon war and he gets married and then he loses his wife and he kills Gauron. And his son and all that stuff. Yeah, when Worf has a problem, he just fucking straight up murders the dude. Yeah. Like going back to next generation.

He went straight Klingon. There's a dude killed his baby mama and he didn't go to Captain Picard's like, sir, there's been a murder in my quarters. No, he wouldn't got his sword and he wouldn't killed the guy. And then in Deep Space Nine, and his baby mama was hot too, bro. She was really hot. She's got a lot of camel toe in the HD versions.

Yeah. Then in Deep Space Nine, when Gauron, the leader of the Klingon Empire, is ordering his troops to do these suicide missions and they're gonna lose the war because of his pride and his arrogance, Worf steps up and he's like, "'These other warriors would not say it, but I will. "'You are a fool and you will lead us into dishonor.'"

And he's like, "'There can be only one answer to that.'" And they go into fucking hand-to-hand, they get their swords off the wall and Worf murders him right there in front of everybody. And they throw the fucking imperial cloak on Worf. And they go, hell, Worf, emperor of the Klingon Empire. Hell, Worf. And Worf goes, silence, hear me.

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don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I's hilarious. Lower decks. Real good. Lower decks is so many call backs to like all like tons and tons of deep cuts and callbacks to not only the next generation, but deep space nine and Voyager and like all of the side shit. I liked there's something called short tricks and that was animated and it was like little quick Star Trek. It was almost like Black Mirror some of these little seven minute episodes not here, that other Netflix thing that had those really quick love death robots. That show was kind of like that. Really quick Trek stories that were like in a room or on one ship or whatever. That was good. Strange New Worlds is fantastic. I fucking love that. Yep. And, but I haven't seen Prodigy. Yep, I'm a I'm a Trekkie.

I love it. I even like the one with Michael, the black chick as the captain, which is a little too emotional, but I don't know. I haven't watched a single episode of that. I boy I've boycotted it. Why? I think I'm prodigy. The woman thing. It's a lot of things that the fungus network they're traveling on. You know, I see a- It's a little weird.

I saw some lesbian aliens do like, ooh, get a little nuki tonight. She's like, ha ba ha ba. And it's like, fix the deflector shield, you dumb cunt. Like, what are we talking about? Aren't you scientists in space? Aren't you the best of the best? Aren't you supposed to be like the best engineer

from your whole fucking planet on this ship? I'll give you one thing. Fuck you. Fix the shields. I'll give you one thing. I think they Fix the skills. I'll give you one thing. I think they jumped the shark by going too far into the future. I think they screwed up that way.

Although Tashi Yard did suck Data's dick. So like, I mean, who am I to say? What's that about, right? Yeah, well, they got infected by that thing that made everybody like drunk basically. And all the men are like, you got a tougher way out of this boys. Sober up, Dad, come on.

I remember that. Engineering, you go to your station. And the women are all like, it's been so long. I've had a man and I'm just a woman. Riker is still my favorite. All of them turn into whores. Tasha Yar shows up to Data's door wearing like a Jennifer Lopez,

nothing in the middle type dress. And she's just like, are you fully functional? And he's like, and data, like, he's got no like coward, no bitch in his blood. He's like, I am well versed at forms of love. I've been trained in 9000 different ways to please a woman or something close to that. He makes finger gun and his hand goes. ways to please a woman or something close to that. He pulls it. He makes finger gun and his hand goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Instagram all that fun stuff subscribe to the YouTube and say hi Pka 713 that was real