Pappy's Flatshare - Beef Brothers Cold Cuts w/ Laura Lexx and Ron from Lexx Education S13E30

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

The Beef Brothers are here to sort out your beef with special guests Laura Lexx and her brother Ron from Lexx EducationLaura Lexx - https://lauralexx.co.uk/Lexx Education - https://lauralexx.co.uk/shows/lexx-educationLexx Education Live show at Kings Place - https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/29528/29531Pappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetPappy's Insta - https://www.instagram.com/pappyscomedy/Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareFind tickets to all our live shows here - pappyscomedy.com/liveEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom, I'm Ben. I'm Matthew and welcome to another exciting episode of Pappy's Flat Share Beef Brothers Cold Cuts. Oh, you're saying it, but I'm listening to it. And also you'll be saying bits of it as well, aren't you? Oh yeah, sorry. There's something in it. It's a hard like to, I definitely liked it.

Well, we're saying it, you're listening to it. I like it. I definitely like it. I would say it. You're listening to it. You know what? We're absolutely saying it. You guys are absolutely listening to it. But you know what? Occasionally, a listener will do a little bit more than just listen. And I've got to read you this message. Atop of the episode because you're going to love it.

I genuinely think I can't over-hype this, this is going to blow your minds. This next message. This is from Jess. Bonjour, Beefs, I hope all is well with you, the people who led me meeting the motorcycle man of my dreams. Now, do you remember this message? Yes, I do remember this.

Katie Wicks read my initial message where someone disturbed me and the neighborhood with their motorbike at 4am. Your advice led to me confronting him and ending up with his girlfriend. Well, as a result, yeah, this bit we know already Tom. We heard this a few months ago, possibly about 18 months ago. Well, as a result, allow me to introduce our podcast baby. This is William Peter Papi Cooms.

It only seemed right to give him that name. Much love to you all, Jess and Al, and they've sent a little picture of just the most adorable little baby. Oh, I can't believe it. Oh, I can't believe it. That is so great. I couldn't believe it. That's great. And what's a story to tell that kid when you have to explain to them what the fuck this podcast is?

And what a story to tell you. And honestly, Jess, thank you so much for sending that message and you're very welcome. Oh, that's amazing. Amazing. Yeah, we'll hopefully one day we'll get to meet them. Yeah, you know what? Yeah, that would be great. Tell us if you have any christening, tell us when it is, we'll be there, we'll do a few of our... You're looking for Godfathers, you're listening.

You're looking for Godfather's. You took a bit of Patreon money the boys way. Oh, what? This is the reason you never forgot. Godfather will be your child's Godfather. For just four quid a month. Will be your child's Godfather. Yeah. Well, yeah, amazing, absolutely amazing. Love that. Yeah. amazing. Love that. Yeah, absolutely.

Love it. Brilliant. Thank you, Jess. And congratulations to the both of you. Wow, who knows if today's episode will lead to any more babies popping up like daisies to quote Natasha Beddingfield, we'll have to find out. But don't forget, you can get in touch beefbrotherspodcast.gmail.com. That's how a lot of people like to do it,

or you can call this number today. Oh, two, oh eight. One, two, three, three, two, seven, two, oh two, oh eight. One, two, three, three, two, seven, two. Amazing. Yeah. Amazing. There is a jingle. Great jingle. there is. Great jingle. Great jingle.

And of course, you can also WhatsApp that number or you can leave a voice note on WhatsApp to that number. So there's plenty of ways of getting in touch with us. But we've got two brilliant guests today. Yeah, absolutely. We've got Laura and Ron Lex who are Laura. You'll know her already from Flash Air Slam Down. She did the brilliant episode, we did at the Uddebelli on the South Bank with Tom Allen. It did a very, very good version of

our kind of ex-Lebris game. She's great, she's a brilliant stand-up, if you ever get a chance to go and see her, please do. But it's also her brother as well. And the first time we've had a sibling combo on the podcast, and they do a podcast together, Lex Education, so definitely check that out as well. Should we get on with the episode? Good to hear. Well, if you've got a problem,

I'm calling a problem, if you've got a problem call it a B. If you've got a B, maybe we can help you be from the sorting I can be from. Is this, well, it's a question for us,'t it really rather than our theme guest is this our first brother sister combo I think we should let the guests answer it Let's test the history of our podcast Ron you have listened to them all I think haven't you?

Yes, yeah, definitely one of the flat shares no brothers sisters, sisters on the fair, the slam down some beef brothers. I'm dipping into. No brothers, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, There's siblings out there's the campners you can have luke and so's we've had half of them you have that so's Who are the other I mean that's the other thing as well there aren't many The crack or the cranky spuds to be there's two mum for brothers do comedy Jason flow and Joan siblings are they siblings? Siblings. Are they siblings? Are siblings siblings or flow and zone? Wait, a flow and wait. Siblings are siblings, aren't they? Siblings are siblings and flow and zone. A flow and zone are siblings, really. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. What a great show. It's misexclusive. Well, I mean, that's where we're proving here here the sibling doesn't need to be a comedian.

You can just invite roundhose on if they are the sibling of a comedian. Yeah, maybe that should be the rule now. If you have a guest on, they have a brother, they have to bring them. That's what we need. More voices. Yes. What I'd really like for this podcast to be, which it kind of is, quite a lot of weeks, is for five people to start talking and then after 90 minutes we just

stop the recording and see what happens. Just all the, regardless of what everyone else is saying, just go for it. I mean that is the way I podcast. I keep pushing for 60 minutes but what was still it? I'll tell you what, I'll do an extra 30 at the end, so I don't mind. Thank you guys so much. Obviously you have, at one stage, lived together. You've lived in the same house.

How long ago was that? About a month ago? Was it? Yeah, we lived together for about two months this year. Wow, wow. Yeah. Do you do that sort of just to keep your ending as a family? Like you go, let's just, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's to be siblings? We, because we're 10 years apart, so our sibling life together was like, we were never children together particularly, because I left home when Ron was 7 and a half, eight, and he was baby, I was 10, so I was a full adult, and he was a tiny, squirky baby. So we've sort of like had a funny sibling relationship

where we never actually spent that much time together as kids, did we? No, just mates, really? Yeah, just best buds. And now we do a podcast together and run sort of hates me, but I'm feeling more in love with him. Yeah, that's it, you know, living with people while you're growing up and doing a podcast with them, are two absolute recipes for tearing each other apart, really. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Oh, the creative insults. So when you're growing up, then this kind of 10 baby distance, you didn't, did you share a room? No, and it was a real source of pain in our house because there's three girls and then Ron and then They just had an extension bill. I was the original name for the cause, wasn't it? Three girls then Jim They just had an extension put on the house so we could all have our own bedroom and then Ron got born And then they were like well Ron's a boy. He can't share a room So we had to go back to sharing rooms even though Ron was a baby

He didn't know if he was sharing a room or not and Ron got his own room the whole time and we weren't sharing bedrooms. That's mad because I don't think you're I mean you're certainly not a boy for the first three four years of your life are you? You're just a little kid a little kid I mean it was he manly from the start Ron were, were you a, did you come out like, all the full of toxic masculinity? It's like a jaw ball. I was more of a dwarf than a child really. I spent a lot of my time just digging holes in the garden.

Yeah. Ron really loved digging as a kid. Feral, a feral child. Yeah. He was a very gentle boy, and he did you suspend hours at a time in our back garden. Like, he used to just love digging, and then one summer he found a sink,

like a, like a kitchen sink buried under an apple tree, and he just spent the entire summer squatting at the bottom of the garden, excavating this sink. That's absolutely wild. I thought you never say shit in the sink. Why? He got the extension and an on-sweets unbelievable. Can I just say, I just very quickly to interrupt. Ron, are you on a bit of a delay? Because it feels like we don't have... Your picture is so gone. You've caught me.

I was connected to the gym across the streets, Wi-Fi. I sorted that problem. Okay, fine, good. Because there was a bit where you had your eyes closed, and I thought you were just sort of meditating. And I thought, he's really... I mean, this is... I've never once, as a sibling, seen my siblings, close their eyes to listen to me.

It's sort of savoring every word. I do after about 60 minutes. You close your computer, don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put the alcohol, but cut out and then log off. Very rarely notice. So you've found a sink under an apple tree. I found three sinks. It was, yeah, those were the days, man. I was just out there digging

the sinks. Never got any of them out. Is that a sinkhole? Is that what you, did you find a sinkhole? A literal sinkhole full of actual sinks. And eventually I got a total stop digging the sinks because there was a septic tank over there and that was being done by a child, it was really. I had to go inside and get a job. Yeah. You've found three sinks in your garden. Yeah, what a summer.

The possibilities were endless. Were your family into plumbing or anything like that? Is there a... Dad was a plumber for a while. He was a plumber. Oh, okay. Is this the thing? Because when I was a kid and I had a paper round,

I used to stash quite a lot of the excess papers. It's a free paper, it's fine. But I used to just kind of dispose of them somewhere when I ran out of time to do my round. Does that, your dad doing the same thing? I'm just, I'm trying to install this thing.'m just going to go bury it in the back yard and I don't want to find the house. Yeah, maybe because you have to pay to get rid of trade waste,

don't you? That's a double win because you have another pay to get rid of it and it's a toy for your son to excavate. Now I was uncovering the evidence of his business misdeeds, it seems, there's probably a lot of us sent away from the sinkhole. There was nothing. Yes, I thought the septic tank was on the other side of the garden. I thought it was under the cooking apple tree. Don't eat the cooking apples, guys. Of course. We've got to move those apples. I'll get a few sinks in my time. These are a bit tart, aren't they? Oh, what's your secret? What's the texture on that crumble?

Mmm. Crumbles itself. Hey, I was going to make a point about the sinks, but I didn't want to force it. Nice. Anyway, carry on. I was trying to move on. We're starting to see the drain now. Exactly, right?

We'll plug your car, there's plumbing business at the end of the record. This is pulling, I've got a lot more. So why were you living together as the question I was going to ask? Why were you living together for two months? What was going on? I was moving back from Belgium, where I'd been living for a couple of years. And Laura graciously let me move in on the promise of rent

without actually receiving any. And all he did was slag the place off for two months. LAUGHTER On TripAdvisor. LAUGHTER There's no need for a sink in the back yard, Nickbess is rubbish. Did you fall foul of the transition from Belgium to the UK?

Was it like with the main critiques that you didn't have any waffles or trash here? Lack of freets. Lack of freets, a lack of mayonnaise, sinks in the garden. There sinks in the garden everywhere in Belgium. That's why I didn't tell you, man. It's quite a safe. It's quite a safe. In London, the streets are paved with gold. the garden, there's things in the garden everywhere in Belgium, that's what I didn't tell you then, it's why it's so flat. In London, the streets are paved with gold. I think the real problem was that when Ron left for Belgium, we did not have a one-year

old, and then when he returned, we did. So that made it tricky, I think, for the carefree days that are 20-something requires. Yeah, we used to be up until the middle of the night playing Magic the Gathering, drinking, and broodogs, and now it's just missed the tumble this, missed the tumble that day and a day fucking out. Does that mean Ron was a real cock blocker when he was around? And it was only when he left,

and he was like, I was operating. That's what I was talking about. Finally, that guy's gone. We can do it at last. But was anyone's wrong at left home and moved on? We were like, we raised him okay, we'll get another one. Yeah, we took this well. Strange place to leave for Belgium.

I've got best mate who's just left for Belgium as well. It's hard to know how to deal with someone leaving for Belgium. You know what I mean? Oh, they've gone to Belgium. It's like, oh, why? Yeah. You're so close to France. You're so close to, you know, like, you're not that far away

from Paris, which is obviously lots of people's dream places to live, you know, you can imagine someone going, well, I've decided I'm going to pack it all in, I'm going to move to Paris. It's true. It's never Emily and Brussels, is it? No, exactly. I mean, Bruges, Bruges, beautiful, but, you know,

it's a stag destination. Well, Brussels is for, if you want the trappings of Paris, but you'd miss the weather of the UK. Yeah. You'll have to drink your red wine in the grey rain. Then it's perfect. Red wine, grey, grey. Very romantic.

Lovely Holly Hawks, though. Yes. What? What are Holly Hawks? It's like, you were saying that, the Hawks. LAUGHTER Yes. LAUGHTER Clarke comes from the improv school of yes.

It's for... He's only done half a class, he's not done the end of it yet. He's very good. You'll definitely, you'll come away with a real sense of agreement, but he never ferdous the scene. I do the ends, and the event kind of tag team crossing. That's what we normally do. LAUGHTER

Holy hocks. Yeah, they're really tall plants like a fox glove. They're very nice and Brussels Adelaide to them. Right, yes. So I'll keep can confirm. And I will ask the question. And. There's a real good cop bad cop that you got on here. Let's solve some beefs. Tom, would you like to do Aimeez beef first of all? I would love to find the email that you send sending me about A.B.'s beef. And I've done it. That was great.

I'm getting better at filling out. Am I right? Good. Anyway, I'm getting better at sending them just a few hours before we record. I bet that. Because otherwise, I know you're far from inbox zero, aren't you? Yes. What are we talking about on your inbox currently, Pary?

What are we talking about for messages? Oh, unread. Yeah. No, I can't live with unreads, emails. But you know reading means reading as opposed to just opening it and closing it. No, no, I open and close, then you feel good about yourself. You don't. Open and shut, I was being, be, be, be.

Yeah, I've been shut closed email. It's just like they've all been read. You know, they've been read. It they've been read. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought, I thought foulers that as well. I'm on two and a half thousand. Oh, no.

Oh, no. And that's after a recent call Oh lines How do you call it? God, what? The patron could though, still from Belgium probably Yeah, French, that's why I don't know how to pronounce it You got to answer the Flamish one, buddy, you're back in Just imagine what you wish for Who will Iran's clubs?

Who will Iran? Where have you gone? We have not watered the Hollyhooks in years. I think at that stage, I've probably just get a new email. I think I just forget. I just have a little redirect going to a brand new email and start a fresh. Squash the earth, Ron.

Yeah. It's been my laptop out the window. That doesn't get in a new email. Or give it a new look, Rocky. I'm going to go dig up some laptops. I'm going to go dig up some laptops. I'm going to go dig up some laptops. I'm going to go dig up some laptops. I'm going to go dig up some laptops. I'm going to go dig up some laptops. I'm going to go dig up some laptops. I'm going to go dig up some laptops. I'm going to go dig up some laptops. I'm going to go dig up From Amy, double E, fancy that via beefbrotherspodcast.gmail.com.

Great way to get in touch. The old school way. Dear puppies and guests, I have a recent beef, which arose from a temporary flat-share situation with my mother-in-law, a dance as old as time. That's not what is written, I'm just adding that. She looks quite far from, sorry, I should, I'll inflect more when it's not what is written. I'm just adding that. She lives quite far from,

sorry, I should, I'll inflect more when it's just me saying something. Well, it's, it's interesting, this should appeal to you, Perry, because you spent quite a good chunk of lockdown living with your mother-in-law. Yeah. And your wife was livid. She lives quite far from us, so we don't see it very often and when she comes to stay she usually does so for a decent length of time to make the journey worth it. We get on well and I like spending time with her but there's a minor grievance that just gets more annoying every time she comes to stay. The beef is.

She insists on claiming things in our house as hers, even though we paid for them and she only comes here about once a year. There is an armchair in the lounge that she refers to as her chair and when I sat in it during her stay, she made a comment about how I'd taken her chair, even though when she's not here it's the chair I usually sit in and I felt forced to move seats. She also calls our spare room, her room, but it's actually my home office, so it has my desk and work stuff in as well as the spare bed. I obviously tidy up before she stays, so she has enough space to unpack her things, but it's very clear to anyone that the room is used daily when she's not staying, and it contains a lot of personal

knickknacks that are very clearly in mind, not my husbands, such as photos of my sister's baby and a postcard of the city I grew up in. Her sense of ownership over the room is so strong that before this most recent visit she messaged and asked if we could put up a mirror in her room so she doesn't have to use the one in the hallway when she's doing her hair. We complied with this request because we didn't want to make a fuss and it might be handy for other guests too but it still felt a bit weird of her to ask. Other things in our house that she claims as hers include a pair of porcelain mugs that we were given as a wedding present from my old boss, and a side table that I moved into

the spare room on a previous visit, because she complained she had nowhere for her to put her jewellery at night, too, la la, someone's doing well for themselves. On top of this, she has this habit of asking where I bought things in the house in lots of detail. So it's not like she's just making conversation. For example, she asked where our table lamps came from, and when I told her they were from Dunnellm, she asked me to take her there as she wanted new lamps too, and she liked the look of hours. She's done this with other things too so there are quite a few things in in her own house that match hours. I really want to believe she genuinely feels like they're hers because she feels at home here. She clearly likes my design

style enough to copy it so maybe she just really enjoys spending time in our house. However, there's a part of me that worries she's being passive-aggressive about the fact that she gave us money towards our deposit and sees the house and its contents as being partially hers. I'm not reading too much into things. Is it unreasonable of me to be annoyed that she claims ownership of things we've worked hard for. Amy. Wow. It's a good, I think there's a thank you Amy, it's a fantastic beef. It's a lovely strong beef.

That's been seeding under the surface for a long time. Yeah. You know what, Karen, you read it perfectly because there was, you're right, there's a lot of kind of of petty, you almost read it through Gritted Teeth, it was perfect because you could just reading the message. You were reading the message. Laura, where do you stand on this? Do you have a mother and a law in the picture?

Does she stay? Yeah, my mother doesn't laws or write, but she's never stayed at my house, so we haven't told her where we live, so it's... That's the secret. Just easier. I was with Amy on the chair, that's weird. The bedroom, you've referred to a room you're in as your room, don't you? Like if you're in a hotel, you don't go room 302. You say, I'm going back to my room, don't you? So that was normal.

And then Amy lost me a bit on the whole, I think she's being petty because she gave us money because you don't buy matching lamps maliciously. You don't prefer this a house 300 miles away out of spite. That is, that's on me. We've not met this woman yet. Is this the kind of weird Macchibellian game she's playing? Is she getting up inside Amy's head and crawling around? Like, oh, Don Elmer's it.

Guess I'll get some for myself. I feel like, maybe I'm being compassionate. I feel like because this mother-in-law doesn't come very often, it feels to me like she's trying to make up for that closeness when she is there, you know, like, hey, let's get matching lamps. Ooh, let's go to Dull Elm.

Oh, my room, oh, that's the chair. I like, she's kind of like, you know, like, marking her territory and being like, see, I'm here all the time. I even know the chairs and the cups. I love you. I think it's like an overlayed a link of affection on it or maybe.

Could she be building a replica house? Three and five miles away. Is she going single white female on a house? Is she, when you go to her house, is it gonna be an exact replica of your haves and she'll be like, this is my house now. Yeah. What are you just waiting for?

She's been collecting your hairs to make a wig wearing it stood on the doorstep. Yeah, is there like a weird kind of inverse edelp thing going on where actually she wants to move in and be the wife of her own son? Is that too dark a place to go to? I mean it's not what any of us thought of but you know what that's the reason we all do this together to get different things. No that's my chair. And like if it was like a fucking you know a 24 kind of indie horror film then it start like this and by the end it'd be like no no he's not has been now and

wearing the door you know the door to North Face and dripping in gold jewelry lamp or some stuff yeah just not fit on the table I think beef soft I think you could get there without too much of a leap if you want to I don't but I don't I regret it but I did. I don't, I regret it, but I did. Is there also a thing you've got to let the mother-in-law off because don't, to a certain extent, don't people get to a certain age and many of them sort of, they sort of take stock of their life. What have I achieved?

What do I have? Take stock of your hands. Exactly, they do an inventory. They come around with a clipboard, wasn't they? But they kind of go like, what do I have that's mine? And I feel like it's part of the reason why, you know, a lot of oldies are like, close the borders, you know, no more immigrants, because they're like, we've got our thing.

And this is our thing. Like, so like, is she making a bit of a sort of smash and grab for her own like,. So like, is she making a bit of a sort of smash and grab for her own, like, is she like, is she conquering? Is that what she's doing? Is she kind of like, she's got, she's trying to, in the last sort of garps of her, of her existence, she's trying to conquer or lamb. Oh, what a hell. Hang on, hang on.

You've got a problem. You should have this girl dressed up like the Farage. You've got the answer. To get in. To get in. Yeah, I know. It's like complex the forage. You should have kissed her. To die in forage. Yeah, I know. It's like with a tying breath. We don't know.

She's making these long journey. She's buying new lamps. She's using the game. Yeah, she's buying it. What was that lamp? But now she's terminally ill and in light. She's buying the LED bulbs though. She's only a hundred hours. She's not buying the LED bulbs though, is she? She's not in a hundred hours.

She's not buying green binanas, put it up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is there an element of reclaiming in this? Because let's look what first started this. You took her son and made him your husband. Who started this?

You know? him your husband who started this you know he was the first person to take something of some ones and make it theirs your son is he no he's my husband now that's my husband oh hello my mean, I think the honest truth of it all really is that, I don't think any of that's going on. No, I think Laura cracked it early doors. I think that's it, yeah. I think basically the situation is, it's annoying to have somebody who isn't your immediate family in your house for any length of time and this is how the annoyance is manifesting itself.

I think the only thing I find really weird is does she get... does she take a claim of two mugs? Yeah. Why do you need two mugs? Two in conflict. Yeah, thank you. We know, mate. We know. It's this kind of intrusive niceness that our mother will do quite often. It's this sort of thing like, you know, when you show someone a TV show you're like and then they're

a bit like, great, now we have to watch this together and then you're like, I kind of wanted to watch it on my own. They're saying it is like a nice thing isn't it? Like, I love this thing that you've shown me. I love this mug, I love this chair, but you're a bit like, that's cool, but I don't want to sort of attach it to you. Yeah. That was my thing. Yeah.

Maybe, like, because our strategy was wrong, so he didn't get too comfortable living us with him. He made him sleep in the garage, and we were referred to it as his touch. So, maybe you've made your mother-in-law too comfortable, and you need to just sort of exercise some uncomfortableness there. Not a jott of curtain on the way. Yeah, sure lie. So early sun.

No, Ron sleeping under a voxel corsa. And newspaper on the floor. Just run those little water bottles with a metal, sir. No, just lick in the end of it. So when you said Laura, Ron was living with us, he wasn't. He lived in the adjacent sea of property. A short hop through the rain away. Very, we could see him at all times because there were no curtains on his house. You could see him banging on the windows.

No, no, not wake up time yet, Ron. I'm not just saying on the windows. No, no, it's not wake up time yet, Ron. I'm not just saying on the windows though. What once the month gets completely back to his garage? I'm a bit of a pro, obviously. How would you like to fuck up all in? Well, you got that in tonight. It's waterproof. We shall have...

I think it probably does mean, well, it's tricky to connect with your in-laws, isn't it? On kind of every level, it's always going to be like, I, you know, I, for example, don't think I've got a tremendous amount in common with my father-in-law, and we don't have, like, he likes sport and I don't like sport. So I do sometimes struggle to have things to chat to about, if for example he bought a really nice jumper, I'm going to talk about it, right? I've definitely done it before. You're going to start calling it your jumper, can I get inside with it?

I wish I had four arms, I wish there were four arms, I've heard. I wish there were four arms, honestly. But yeah, I, but, but, you know what I mean? Like it's just, I think the mother and I was trying to make a connection. And also I think you need to stop feeling guilty about the money they gave you, Amy. Don't worry about it, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

That is, that is a parent, well that is the previous generation. I mean, I don't know what we're gonna do when our kids try and buy house. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know if any money to give them. But you know what I mean? That is, you can have my guys. That's the, I'm not, yeah that's true. They're not gonna be in a flat share with Tom and Ben's kids. That's not, yeah, that'll be it.

That's their curse. I would love that. I would love that. It is their curse, it is the curse. I would love that. I would love that. It is the curse and it is the curse. And our patrons will be able to watch them on a live stream. Or just through the curtainless windows. The Saturdays too. I think you should fight fire with fire and start claiming stuff for you at her house.

How about that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ooh, you watching TV on my tele. I'm taking that tele back with me. Could you also push her limits for like, but like really goes you're down the stairs then.

Could you push you down the stairs then you can have all the money. Do I push you down the stairs? Push you, push you down the stairs. Where's your face and start claiming her son as her husband? What about all this jewelry that she has to take off and sort of store overnight? Why did you start getting replicas of that maid and then just start wearing more and more of it when she comes to visit. And then we're like, well, we just have such similar style and turn into her.

I'm not that be weird for the husband. He's into it probably, isn't he? You never know. You never know. There's already a certain degree of factoring that in when you spend time with your mother in law, isn't there? Yeah. The inevitability factor.

I think that's part of what makes in law relationships quite complex. Please explain this in more detail. Yeah go on, go on top. We are on railroads of our genetics and there's a big part of you that goes, okay I'm having a glimpse of a destination here. I'm seeing where this train's heading. Okay, I've got a glimpse of a destination here. You know, I'm seeing where this train's heading. Okay, I've got a factor that in our life. You know, like, we have to be honest, that's something that happens with our in-laws, whether we recognize it or not.

Did you think about fucking your mother in-law? Is that where your train goes? No, no, no, I think you've got Tom or wrong. I think he's saying that his wife is gonna turn it to his mother in law, not that he looks it. Looks his mother in law and goes, what a day, I think you've got, I think you've got Tom or wrong. I think he's saying that his wife is going to turn it to his mother-in-law. Not that he looks at, looks at his mother-in-law and goes, Why am I as well? I'm going to win him anyway. There's one day when the wife's out the house.

LAUGHTER It's inevitable, babe. It's primitive for a time travelling. LAUGHTER It's not an affair, it's time travelling. Why are we still fighting it? Biology says, if I fancy your daughter, I have to fancy you, let's go.

Crawl inside her jumper, give her a nice big cuddle. I'll put this mirror on the ceiling of your wall room. If the jury's a clanking, Harry's Wackens. I mean, I think what this whole thing smacks off to me is that A.B. Scott piss you all to talk to her mother and Laura about. So they kind of sit and then they're just like, chair. If they kind of have a hobby or a shared interest, then I think they might be able to talk about that instead of objects they can see like bridge. So basically that's what you're going to do is when she arrives it's like you see

what this is? This is your pickle ball bat. You me join the league and then it's like that is yours. This is yours. This is our team. If they play doubles then they could you know when you shout mine when you've got it and that might solve this mother I think the claim is well. I think we cracked that there we go beef solved Beef solved Beef from the starting at your beef Beef solved One two one one two three three two five

And two Right next up so we've got a free range hive mind beef from Right, next up. So we've got a free range hive mind beef from, it's either AI or owl. Are you getting AI-generative? I can tell you now, I can tell you now. We're not quite at the stage, we're asking chat jeep. We're close. This is an owl. This is an owl. In fact, I think, I hadn't realized this, but when I'll send an email through Al wrote their name as Al in capitals, which I guess you have to do now, because you see Al, and you think, you know, call me AI, don't you?

Right. What does Al have to say for themselves? Says, dear puppies and awesome guests, it does say singular, but I'll change that to plural, because there's no way I'll could have known. Sure. My beef is with people who use Facebook or Twitter to and kick their post off with hive mind when asking for recommendations or straightforward advice. Oh and there's quite a few examples of gay posts like, hey hive mind, we're off to Rome with three children.

Looking for recommendations for places to say places to eat things to see etc. Hello hive mind, I'm looking for recommendations for fun things to do and Bristol this weekend. I'm appealing to the hive mind. Anyone have any suggestions what to plant in my garden? Hive mind! Any advice on the cheapest way to transfer from pounds to euros? I mean come on. These people clearly have access to the internet, so why can't they just google this shit? Thanks. I already feel better for sharing now over to your hive mind to sort it out. Oh, fuck it. Cheers, everyone. Bye! Ow! Definitely. Do you know who I? Yeah, it does feel like an AI.

Do you guys hate hive minds as well? Yeah, it does feel like an AI. Don't you guys hate hive minds as well? Don't you hate asking human beings for advice? The other thing that they haven't included, which is from our profession, which is when somebody is saying, hive mind, what's a phrase someone might use to dump somebody? It's for a thing and you go, no, no, no, no. If I'm not being paid for that thing, and you are, write your fucking thing mate. Yeah, so I think I will accept, go downstairs and ask somebody else,

you know, your partner, ask a mate. Occasionally, I have to write a joke about football, and I will write the joke first, crucially, and then I'll send it to someone I know knows about football, and go, does this make sense? And they'll go, no, no, no. Oh, I'm kidding. I'll say, look, I don't think I'm right for Fancy Football League.

But that happens all the time on Facebook where people are like, this is your job, you shouldn't be asking Facebook to write your comedy. But yeah, can we just double check with all of our guests and everyone here that no one like here does that because before we deep dive into this. Oh sorry. I thought I could joke a long time ago. Because I feel the same way and I was about to get into it then I was like, just want to double check that Laura or Ron aren't big fans of writing with I might be too. People are.

Let's just do that first. Yeah, it's a very good point. Okay, we'll put that bit later on, but first I'm going to ask, you're wrong, are you high, mine kind of beat? No, judgment, but... Well, you just don't like social media at all, do you? I know, I'm an enlightened person. I mean, A, I'm under 30, so I haven't used Facebook for years, and B, yeah, I'm an enlightened

individual that doesn't use social media at all So wow, it's really good for our podcast. I mean beef solved. That's how you do it Just very good point Do you know what that's that is a that's really smart and actually it solves a tremendous number of other beefs as well podcast solved a number of other beefs as well. Podcast solved. So I'm just shut us that one. Kouthoff, I've got a Facebook. Kethoff all social media. I'd love it.

But look, I don't hate high-mind as much as people saying, hey kids, I hate people referring to a bunch of adults as kids. That one's way more than high-mind. Really, the other end of the scale for me is, people referring to a bunch of adults as kids, that winds me out way more than hive mind. Really, the other end of the scale for me is, um, sir, when people call me sir, like people say, and it'll often be, it'll often be a preface with the phrase like thanking you or something a little bit annoying like that, thanking you, sir. And you're like, my leg. Yeah, it's super it's right close to my leg, isn't it? Thank you. Thank you, my leg, and you're like, oh, come on, I just sent you fucking,

it's phone number. Wait, it doesn't mean that. That doesn't mean to me. That feels personal. We may have to bleep the name of the person there because I feel like that's a little too true to something that happened to me quite recently. My least favorite is place name I am in you.

Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then that's followed with hive mind. Can you recommend things to do there? Glasgow, I am in you. Oh, fuck off. I hive mind bothers me. I had a tweet about it once that was sort of the lines of hive mind.

Can we come up with a phrase to describe Dickhead to start their tweets with hive mind? It was something like that. It got very little love. Yeah, I feel like there's too many hive mind people out there for that to really. Not to be from Rob, you know, to Dave and Rob.

Do you feel like, I think they're so annoying because they're often little humble brags? Like if you actually wanted to know what to do in Rome, you text a mate that you knew had been to Rome or you look at TripAdvisor and do the top three things on there but you just want us all to know that you've got three kids and you can afford to take them to Rome. Like that that's really what this is about. 100% 100% that's exactly what it's about. It's going I've got three kids and I'm in Rome Wallop. Which is a better tweet. Do you know what if someone put that out I'd have a lot of respect

for them. If someone was tweeting I've got three kids and I'm in Rome Wallop you'd be like fair play. They're doing it. I'm off on holiday for a couple of days next week and don't you, best believe I'm gonna do, I've got two kids I'm in, can't for sounds, wallop. Don't you worry about that, that's going up on threads in an absolute fucking heartbeat.

But it sounds like a hostage situation. Yeah. It doesn't matter, it does it. They are my kids. Takes away from the purity of the tweet a little bit, doesn't it? And also, if you say, I've got kids and they are my kids, it sounds like they're protesting too much. They've had nothing like me. They've had their all seven foot tall. It's neither here nor there.

So what's our solution here? Because I think we can, you know, I think a fair amount of us are in an agreement with him or them. Sorry. But what is the, what's the solution? How apart from, you know, Ron's new clear option of living a cave. It's a garage dude. If we're not going to go full-up and hire him on it, then what about an immediate unfollow for anyone using it? Oh. So then eventually you're not going to have any hive mind people on your feet anymore. If you see it, it should be an immediate red flag, red card. Could go for the Passag option and just comment a link to where you've Googled it for them.

Oh yeah. Oh, John Dunning, Tripper Pysers. There was, there was, there was, there's a reason you got social media I feel like that got said a lot a couple of months ago Can I can I have a bit of heat on the garage? Oh wrong. Don't mum. Sorry mate. Sorry.

Yeah, I feel like all the past act versions like just replying with a load of B emojis, are they feel just as petty as saying, hi, mind? Yeah, I think get rid of anyone using it, they're gone, they're gone from your feed forever. What about the shitest recommendations? Like find a restaurant in Rome where every single trip advisor review mentions dysentery and then give that the most glowing review under it and just watch those kids shit themselves to death for a week. Or you could just buy them a lonely planet, guys.

I found out recently that some people, I heard someone who writes on a lonely planet who wrote an entire book on this place having not been to the place. I think the only planet is an absolute fiddle. I might have even talked about this on the podcast before, but we had a lonely planet for Berlin and we traveled into this place that they said,

you know, you've got this as a must-eat spot in Berlin. And when we got there there it was a shopping center We're like can't be the shopping center and it was like a restaurant in a food court So a shopping center and I really we should have gone well Yeah, we should we should leave we didn't we're like well this must be like that, you know like hero dreams of sushi Yeah, that place in in is it in Grand Central station? And you know it was a yo sushi. It really was, it was like I'm as well have gone to fucking Spudger like in the Glades in Bromley. It was fucking mad.

We walked for about two hours to find the place as well. It was awful. Because Berlin is a bit like that, isn't it? It is the stuff that's the best looks shit from the outside. So I don't think your mad for thinking could have been good despite. Yeah we never trusted a lonely planet after that. No way. A planet would have more friends if it gave best. Exactly. There's a reason you're lonely. Yeah I read the popular planet. Have you been to McDonald's? It's great! There's one basically everywhere. Coffee, Starbucks, you man. Well, I like that. I think a media unfollow and I think you're dead right. Don't trust me. Trust our listeners. I've mined. Is he right? No. No.

Leave, so old. Leave from the zoning I can be! Leave, so old! You're gonna love this Laura. Pigeon beef. Oh my god. Wait a second. Or are you gonna hate it?

What's going on here? Wait, talk us to what? Why would you wait for pigeons? So I fell in love with some pigeons during a mental breakdown. Some pigeons nested on my balcony and had babies and I had to have them removed but I fell in love with them and Ben helped me with my show of what directed helped. It's a bit in fantasizing, but Ben directed my show all about my love for my pigeons. When I was trying for a baby and couldn't have one and then some pigeon babies turned

up and it just felt like it was right, you know. And then they just shat all over everything forever. And it was pretty harrowing and then I had to get rid of them and that was sad. But now whenever I see pigeons I think maybe maybe they're like the great grandkids of my pigeons. Right. There was that one year left rot in a water butt as well. Oh my god, that one was horrendous.

I had to get it out with a pitch fork and it just fell apart on the fork. Oh. An R-Pigeon's euphemisms for your brother Ron. LAUGHTER Just like helpless, grubby things. LAUGHTER are pigeons euphemisms for your brother Ron. Just like helpless, groovy things. I'm sure you very rarely see a baby Ron, do you? Very rarely. All the same size. Is that the back? Diggin.

We only got one toe on each foot. So I've got a stellar elastic tied round his neck Oh But we're not here to feel sorry for Ron. He does carry a lot of diseases there Exactly, yeah, and in London you're never more than five So pigeon be from Tom via WhatsApp. Oh, via the WhatsApp. How very modern.

Guys send us a message to Don't You WhatsApp or is that WhatsApp all day? Oh, pure, he's found a loophole. You do the B-real, don't you, Ron? Aren't you on that one? Oh, I was for a couple of months, but I think that's for people that are younger than me. I did get it. There is no one younger than me. B real is the one where people say, at one point during the day, it says, you've got to be real, you've got to take a photo of whatever you're up to at that moment. And you send it

out to all your followers, and you like a little window, don't you? It's like the quicker to, is it the quicker you can send it to the actual? There is a notification every day, and it's one picture per day, it's good because it does stop you from doom scrolling, because there's only one thing that you can see from any person that you follow on there,

but you can take that picture at any point during the day. So, they're sort of like, yeah, because if you just take it whenever you get the notification, if you work on nine to five like me, five out of seven of them were a picture of my desk, and yeah, that's why I stopped doing it, because my mind was like, so pre-work, you'd always go like white water rafting.

Just to have a little, or get really good at Photoshop. What's the pigeon beef from Tom? Yes, Bondjol Papis. Oh, by the way, don't forget, sorry, sorry, Clarky, we've got to give the number out as well. Okay, send us a message day zero, two, zero, eight, one, two, three, three, two, seven, two. I'll never remember it. That's zero, two, oh, eight, one, two, three, three, two, seven, two. Bondjol Papis, I'm having an issue. 72 That 0-2-08-132-72 Bonjour Papis! I'm having an issue where my flatmate doesn't trust pigeons to walk in Yeah, that's a

I have an issue where my flatmate doesn't trust pigeons to walk in through an open window So won't let our sash windows be opened any further than one inch For here anymore they'll squeeze themselves through and tuck into the the bountiful life of a bright and 27 year old Oh my god This is so weird Laura also lives in bread Any help would be much appreciated big boys boys. Good luck in the charts this week, Tom. So the situation here.

I like the cut of Tom's jib. Yeah. So the situation is the flatmate thinks that if you leave a sash window open, anything more than an inch, pigeons are coming into the house and causing... A pigeon coming into a building you're in is exciting. Oh yeah.

Pigeon coming into the school was good. Yes, because you didn't have you're not the caretaker. Yeah, it's a problem when you grow up is you're the caretaker now. Yeah, we had this problem with our pigeons. They put pigeon nets up to stop them getting onto the balcony, but one still got in. And then you've just kind of enraged it and Enclosed it in a netted space and so Tom my husband came out and managed to catch it and like posted it through the drain pipe hole To the balcony below so it could go free, but we didn't realize they'd had pigeon netting

I'm top two Just kind of One to the people below. I'm taking it and just so it in someone's flat. Yeah, yeah. Maybe they live below us. Do they live in the Seven Dials area of Brighton? Because if that's why you scared of pigeons, I'm sorry it was entirely my fault

for breeding them for a year and a half. I mean, I guess having never lived in Brighton, I would have seen, like, a pigeon's a real sort of problem in Brighton. I would have seen it small like you see girls, is it? Um, there are a lot of seagulls. I guess they're, I don't, I don't see there are a problem, there are a lot of flea.

But they're, they're a lot of seagulls. I don't think you see girls coming your eye see that. You see girls stay on the road and mug give you food. Yeah, that's what they do, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Pigeons are a bit more intrusive. You see the seagulls stay on the road and mug give you food. That's what they do, isn't it? Pigeons are a bit more intrusive, seagulls are a bit more... Let's not give them to the fast that pigeons come in your house either. Like, that was too.

It's true. In fact, the only time I've had a bird in the house, they've come through the chimney. That's the... That's the noise they're making. The gym all clocky. There's a Santa Claus joke in there somewhere. Yeah. But yeah, yeah, little red hat. Yeah.

She gave me a lot of presents. Yeah, yeah, it was, they, they, I've had that happen in two different houses, pitching, pitching, well, it was a pitching once, what the other one was when I was a little kid. But yeah, down the chimney into the front room. Now that happened in two different houses, Pigeon, Pigeon, come, well, it was Pigeon once, what the other one was when I was a little kid, but yeah, down the chimney into the front room. I guess the problem here, sorry,

who's the name of the person who's beefing is? Tom, Tom. Tom's beef, is it? I can't get you to remember that one. Tom's beef isn't that Pigeons are coming in his house. There is house mate. Yeah. Feeers, Pigeons coming in the house.

And there doesn't seem to have been a precedent. Could you put a net up? Yeah, that's true. Put like a little mesh on, like a mosquito net. Yeah. Or send, go with your friend to an Avery and try and confront their fear. I was gonna say that immersion therapy,

bread suit, Trafalca Square. Yes, tap on Tobag. Yeah, but you know what, they've all gone, haven't they? Trafalgar Square. Yeah, they got hawked out by Boris Johnson. I know. That's one of the things he did, yeah. This is what I was going to say.

Don't go to an Avery, go to a Taxidermist. Get yourself a hawk, a nice, fun, sizable kind of hawk boy. Pop him next to the... Wherever you want to open the window, they go next to the window. Off you go. Happy days. Do you know what? In Crystal Palace Park at the moment, they've got the... You don't even need a stuffed hawk. they've got things hanging over the pedalos, to stop birds shitting on the pedalos.

So when the pedalos are parked up overnight, they've got these two sticks, it's like fishing rods, hanging down it are hawks that kind of like, like, you know, little kites, you know, kind of kites a bird as well, but you know, they are little kites that look like hawks and they sort of swing around in the wind. And so as a result result pigeons don't land

But you're right. That's exactly what you need to do you need to hawk out or cow your own balcony The quid it seems is the going right for a Oh actually now it gets a bit pricey 100 quid Stuffed sparrow hawk, but I mean the thing is as well. They're done I don't know how good pigeons eyesight is. You probably just do want the real deal if it's going in your ice. Again, can we stop giving in to this fast?

That is trying to break in like it's nice and the undead. It's a rational fear. It's a rational fear, but at least if you could compete, you know, right, I tell you what, though, it is a thing. You put that in there. you put that in there, you put it in there, you open the window up, full, you go, look, if after two days,

no pigeons have come in, just accept it works, right? That's enough of a, like 48 hours to test it works, and then your housemate gets to think, oh, you know, yes, it's still gonna happen, which is there right to think that, but we're on top of it. We're dealing with it. You can buy a resin fox for 140 quid. Next-day delivery. Large sitting fox resin or something. You can submit a link for that, please. Yeah, that sounds amazing.

Absolutely great, actually. Residant. Messier but quicker, rather than opening the windows and proving they never come in, every time your flatmate comes home, have a pigeon in the house already. With a window shut. And then you're like, they're getting in anyway, you've got to open the windows now to get them out. They're Eugene Tooms against the house, so you may as well just accept that an open window is no deterrent. Yeah.

It's a bit like, you know, it's a bit like, when you've got mice, we had mice recently, and you think, oh, they can get in under the door and they go, it doesn't matter about under the door, they can climb up the pipes, everything, you know, they talk about, mice can get in a whole the size of a pencil, they can squeeze, squeeze straight through. If you say the same thing's true of pigeons,

it just doesn't matter if you've got a big open window. So you're saying, you should make, the housemate really scared of mice, so they forget about the pigeon issue. Yeah, absolutely, yeah. Isn't all these mice, so they forget about the pigeon issue. Yeah, absolutely. If anything, get the pigeons in there to sort of scare the mice away. Yeah. It's a bit like the old woman who caught a fly, who swallows a fly, but getting smaller.

Tom, can I just ask how much for a resin dick dastardly? Oh, hello. That's better than I was going to go. I was going to talk about the pigeon detective stuff quite, quite glad you came in there. It's slightly more timely than mine. I got a new album mate. Anyway, yeah, maybe by the pigeon detective's new album. Sorry guys. I'm mates with the pigeon detective now, and I'll be trying to get a plug in one way or the other. And then I've got a new album mate. I guess you're one of the beefs is actually a sponsored beef.

And I don't know if we've necessarily sort of trojan horse to the sponsorship message in quite as easily as we thought we would but still, Pigeon Detective's new album, wherever you get your album. So I'm going to be still downloading today. But it's on Reddit. I'm obviously there to two in the UK in November Coming to a tiny you They've still got it apparently

Buy a big resin fox be solved Weirdly we're not sponsored by the pigeon detectives. We're sponsored by resin foxes That was a dummy ad read. It's soft. Well, Laura and Ron, thank you so much for coming on the pod. It's been a real pleasure. What a treat. I have an idea. We're going to get more siblings on.

It's been brilliant. It'd be great. Well, no, we're going to get more guests on with Ron. LAUGHTER I'm everyone's brother. It's been brilliant. It'd be great. Well, no, we're going to get more guests on with Ron Everyone's brother Nations brother in the same way that like Tom Hanks is America's dad Ron the nation's brother Nicely you run you should be you're a really good brother. Oh, this is a lot of fun. This is a lot of fun. I like you too. I am your third favourite sister. He's living in the UK's garage.

Oh, I love a bit of UK garage, yeah. Is there a welcome out that says enter selector on it? What have you guys got to... Is there a welcome out that says enter selector on it? LAUGHTER What have you guys got to... Can you plug your podcast please? Yes please, and hey listen, we're at the London Podcast Festival, so a great way to introduce yourself to a new podcast is to come and see them live. Go and see it live, yeah. Yeah, don't even listen to an episode, don't give it a go, just turn up and see if you like it.

Right. We really... That could be a bit too ambitiously big room. Is it King's Place? Is it the Big Room King's Place? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've done that. We actually...we can lead this in or take it out.

We haven't played the festival for a while, but the last time we did it, they said to us, we will book you again, but are you sure you can still enough to get? And you know what, I appreciate a festival is honesty because they're like, we could just get no such thing as a fish in and we know it's going to sell out or we could take a punt on you and you know, a third fall is pretty good though. Hey, we delighted. We did so in a 60. We delighted.

We're in there too. No, but we don't love having sold 12% of tickets, but if we could double that, we'd We sort of succeeded. We delighted. We're in their toll. But we don't love having sold 12% of tickets. But if we could double that, we'd be thrilled. The podcast is Lex Education. Ron is very patiently trying to teach me the GCSE science syllabus. Amazing. Fantastic.

It's great. I love it. It's very argumentative. It's a cult hit. Rape reviews just not brilliant tickets sales, but don't let it out. It's a cult hit. Rave reviews, just not brilliant ticket sales, but don't let that put you off. Just a really small cult. Yeah.

Yeah. But people that like it. 12 disciples. That's who level love it. I, you know what, I think we have a similar thing going on. So if you want to be obsessive about another podcast, whilst maintaining your obsession towards Pappy's flat share, don't leave us for them, guys.

Crucially, there's definitely room. You can find another 45 minutes to an hour in your week to listen to another podcast. Yeah, definitely, definitely check that podcast out. And obviously, follow Laura online, if you'd like to see her being brilliant with the front row of Oliver Giggs. Well, Well worth a follow, well worth a follow, superb, superb crowd work. What's at me if you've got my number? I'll simply don't pick it one. One is on one.

And Ron, don't give Tommy number. You'll never. Grantsuit designs, fine. I'll tell you this for a minute. You'll have to have your phone sort of permanently plugged in because the battery will be drained by having to tell you what's happened You know the bread's the boys Thank you so much for coming on the podcast see you seeing guys

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