Pappy's Flatshare - Beef Brothers Cold Cuts w/ Poppy Hillstead S13E07

Episode Date: March 21, 2023

The Beef Brothers are here to sort out your beef with special guest Poppy HillsteadPoppy Hillstead - https://twitter.com/poppyhillsteadPoppy Hillstead Has Entered The Chat Podcast - https://play.acast.com/s/poppy-hillsteadCome and join us for a very special recording of Pappy's Flatshare Slamdown on April 3rd. It's our 100th episode and we're joined by two amazing guests, Ivo Graham and Fern Brady! Don't forget discount codes for this show can be found at our Patreonhttps://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/pappys-flatshare-slamdown-100th-episode-with-fern-brady-and-ivo-graham-tickets-595099768427Pappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetPappy's Insta - https://www.instagram.com/pappyscomedy/Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareFind tickets to all our live shows here - pappyscomedy.com/liveEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Greetings, Lysner dear, I'm Tom. I'm Ben. I'm Matthew and welcome to another exciting episode of Pappy's Flat Share Beef Brothers Cold Cuts. Whoa! Bum bum bum bum bum, beef brothers, beef brothers, cold cuss. Wow, yeah, yeah, go on. You know what, it's good, we should be mixing it up,

we should be changing the theme tune, like the why I used to. Yes, exactly, exactly. Getting new artists to reinterpret the theme tune each time. And you know what, it's one of our oldest theme tunes, I would say. Because it's been around this morning and brought myself for why? Unforgettable theme tune. And who can forget the Ben Folt's five recording? That wonderful tune. LAUGHTER

For the wire. So, any hints? A very exciting episode today, because it's one of those rare occasions where it is a shackles off recording. It's the rarest of occasions. We've got brilliant, brilliant guests in Poppy Hillstead. And I've been trying to make the dates work for Poppy to come on the show for absolutely ages.

Can I say podcast royalty? Oh, it's very kind of you to say that, I'm having a chance. Really, I think it's better if we big up Poppy at this stage, but it's, I mean, you're not wrong, mate. You're actually not wrong, but thank you. But it really isn't my moment to shine. And that will be very apparent because just as we were about to record the episode, my poor little daughter.

Pea of pressing goes. Oh, sorry. Yes, exactly. Pea of pressing yes, Tom. Anyway, anything else you wanted to chip in at this stage? No, not this. You're good. Okay, fine, if you'd like.

Just as we were about to press go, the P of pressing goes, Tom would say, my daughter took a turn for the worst, I had to drive to hospital, she's fine now, but it did mean that this is the first ever main freeing episode that I've missed. What? Wow! Yeah, I was gutted, I'm not. I'm not. I'm sitting gutted.

And you don't have to think just about the podcast. Don't think I took it out on the NHS. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I about what's really going on. I know you've chopped your finger off, making a lasagna. But it's really going on inside. You just have to scratch that podcast. Itch, didn't you? Oh, long time to say. Scratch the podcast itch. Scratch the podcast itch. Welcome to the podcast itch. You're up to scratch the podcast itch Welcome to the podcast everybody

So Well, listen listen to dears from the main feed. Let me tell you when crossbeers and present we call it shackles off Shackles off exact as you can imagine, you know the bad boys of the group are allowed to run free in your ear canals Absolutely now this is very exciting because I've not yet heard this episode, so I'm thrilled. Oh, I'm thrilledcially of Poppy as well. Well, I guess. But the guests are already, was it,

you failed to control the guests? It was a blast. I'm excited to hear it. I have a newfound respect for what you do Matthew. Thank you. Thank you very much. What a podcast royalty you could say. Of course.

So before we get into the episode, big, big news everybody. Now this was called to our attention by a listener dear, at our last Pappy's record. The last Pappy's record we did, somebody dropped us a piece of paper, the beef brothers piece of paper saying, this is your 99th show, congratulations on your 99th show. So the one you're gonna hear next.

But we're only 24. I know, we're young, we're young royalty. We must have started young. We're princes. We're mad. We're mad. The podcast, the podcast, Prince is a podcast. But it's how we, we realize the next episode we record. So the next one you hear with Harry Hill and Catherine Bohart in a couple of weeks time, that is our 99th episode. The next episode we record is going to be our 100th episode and you can be part of Podcatch history.

You can be there on 800. Because we are putting tickets on sale, they're on sale now, right? We're 100 pounds. 100 tickets, hundred pounds a hundred guests one night pod catch royalty then we retire they were a little bit smaller in the recorded a hundred pod catch yeah I think the only thing we can guarantee is it will be about a hundred minutes long that's all we can you know like I don't think it's good but you know

what I think both of our guests are so good. They are worth 50 guests each. Yes. I'll say that much. Absolutely. And they're gonna be doing a hundred rounds. We've got the brilliant Fern Brady. What? Fern Brady. Yes.

Fern Brady. Fern Brady. Fern Brady. Fern Brady. Fern Brady. And soon to be, TASMASTER F Fame, Ivo Graham. So,

Tax match to royalty. Listen, Ivo is landed gently. Let's talk about his tax issues, you know. I keep going from those Cayman Islands accounts, Tom, you know, you don't want to. But yes, so very, very, very good guests. April the 3rd is when the show is happening. So it's just a fortnight away, really, which it's a surprise, a hundred episodes, isn't it? Yeah, it really is. It took us by surprise. We didn't think we'd have to do it on April

the third, but schedules being what they are. We've got to get in in before the taxi closes. Absolutely. Gotta get the hundred in under the nose of the tax man. To A&E on the second. I can't move that I'm afraid. Sorry, so yeah, April the third it is, it's our usual haunt of the Phoenix, in the Cavingish Square.

We're going home for the hundred. Sorry. I'm certainly going to be there. But we'd love you to be there as well. The hot tom, to see you. Yeah, the last two shows sold out completely. So get your tickets by early, by often bring your friends. We'd love to see you there. Two wonderful guests,

Fern Brady, Ivo Graham, April 3rd, all the details of the show notes, plus of course, the link to tickets. And if you're on your channel for this one, dress smart. Okay, crucially, it's actually a crucially, but if you'd like to get discounted tickets, then you can go for this one. Dress smart. Okay, crucially, it's not actually a crucially, but it's a smart test to code. If you'd like to get discounted tickets, then you can get them via our Patreon. There'll be a discount code via our Patreon, which should get you to quit off every single ticket you buy, and that you can get your tickets from patreon.com forward slash

Pappy's Flash Share. Any other crucial details I've been getting? Maybe a tie-in-a-hat? What about that? No, no way. What Maybe a tie-in-a-hat? What about that? No, no, no way. What like a tie-in-a-hat? I just got just a tie in that. I can't message Ivo and say, by the way,

it's a boat tie-in-a-bolo and nothing else. It would take him straight back to Eaton. When you go to a black tie event, you don't just go in the black tie. Yeah, but it's not called tie-in-a-hat event, is it? Also, crucially, very difficult in an audience to have an audience full of hats. It's not great. Oh, yes.

It's great for the person behind you. Very, very good point. How big is your hat? Well, you know what happened to Abraham Lincoln. Like, behind him, he's so pissed pit off the sides of his hat, bump! Gone Anyway, right let's we should we should I'm excited about this show. I'm really excited to to hear it So this is the I'm excited for you to hear as well

This is the brilliant Poppy Hillstead from Poppy Hillstead has entered the chat This is the two the two true princes of the pod catch world, Tom Perry and Benedict Clark. And if you're going to be... Shut up, all of you. ...sitting my heart out in A&E. Very nervous. I'm sure it's going to be all worth it when we hear this episode. Enjoy, folks. Well, if you've got a problem, I'm calling a problem. If you've got a problem, call it a B. If you've got a problem, I'm calling a problem, if you've got a problem call it a B,

if you've got a B, maybe we can help you be from the sorting I can be. How are you, buddy? It's nice to meet you. How are you budding? Who are you talking to? You. I was socially rubbish.

Who are you talking to? That's a really horrible straightaway. I'm all right. If you're talking to me, yeah, I'm fine. I went to an Oscar's thing. Oh, here we go. But not to the Oscars. No, just my mate, just makes us guess he's going to win and stuff, so you have to have

a media blackout before. Oh, no. So I think I came second to last, so that's the reason. Did you all dress up for it? No, no. I did last year and no one else did, so I just felt like an absolute prick. But this year I was like, I look like shit, so it's fine. Tell me when to start and I'll do I think whatever you want, I'm just going to eat some melon. Oh yeah, don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't eating. There's been complaints in the past, yeah. Really has that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's really hard. But Tom's got a very strange technique. Have you ever seen the fly? Yes, I've been eyeing that. You've been eyeing that.

You've been eyeing that. Yeah, that's it. Reving it in your face. It's a very visceral experience watching me eat poppy. Bring it on, let's see it. Yeah, obviously. How are you doing? Thanks for joining us. I'm good, yeah, all good.

Like, slight sheen to my face, I can see. But, it's fine, yeah. You're in well-sheened company, don't worry. Yeah, you will look very matte. Don't worry, you're very matte. And, you know, I've got a shine going on. But by the end will all be drenched. So the other side.

Everything I'm involved with, everyone says that. I don't know what I'm saying. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So this is a shackles off record. Oh, nice one. So you can go absolutely nuts. Yeah. So feel free to go, Rogue. Do you know what I mean? I just want to warn you, early doors, your shackles off. Feel free to embrace that. You know, head of the house.

Oh, God. Well, okay, okay. Same with it. You know, we're very much the bad boys of this set. You know. I thought so. I thought so. That's what we like to so that's what we like

that's how we like to describe ourselves when Matthew isn't here we could go full jackass do some prank that now we're talking that's exactly that I'm not in the face if you could surprise shave off all of your hair and whilst you're asleep during the recording that'd be amazing yeah surprise yourself by like dropping melon on your own head or record that'd be amazing. Yeah, surprise yourself, by like dropping a melon on your own head or something, that'd be great. There is actually, I didn't take this before Tom, but there is actually a snake somewhere in your room as well.

Oh! The little surprise for you. I'm gonna find it and eat it. I've settled the listeners. Slept it. So, Bobby Hill's there, that we're about to read out some problems that our listeners have with the people that they live with and we're going to help them to solve those

problems, right? Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But before we get into that, it's important to know what kind of person you are to live with. So, what's your, what's your living arrangement, what's your, what's your set up, do you live with anyone? Maybe, Yeah. I got things going on.

It's a person to live with, I think. I think I'm alright. I don't know. Can you? You think you're alright. What do other people think? There's been complaints of when, right, if I eat something, I'll always leave a little bit. That got people, people aren't into that, I don't know why. No matter what it is. Is that superstition? No, I think it's probably mental illness, but it's probably nixed in me.

Yeah, yeah. No, it's probably yeah, probably mental illness, but also I think I just don't wanna, I think in my head I'm just like, oh no, like the worst bits probably at the end, do you know what I mean? I think it's from like, as in life, the worst thing to do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a death. So basically what you've done is kind of embraced, you know, like the Cornish pasties and everyone used to say, the Cornish miners They'd eat their dinner and then they throw the rest away for the fairies. Yeah, I'm you're kind of embracing that I just Yeah, I knew that the crust was so that it doesn't get their their their their hands don't get on their pasties

I don't know that you throw it away as a gift to the fairies? Oh, why the fairies getting cold bread? The coal handle, coal crust. Can I shock you? Fairies love coal crust. Is there a food? You have a chance with fairies? No, they go nuts are coal crust.

Actually, anyway, that's the chat. The chat is you throw it away. So when you eat a pasta you should never finish it all because you've got to leave some for the fairies else you'll be in trubs. This is basically what I'm doing but non-consciously if that yeah so whatever you say yeah I'm doing it for fairies I'll do that. You didn't realise all this time that you're a Cornish minor? Exactly, exactly. I did not know. I mean, I had most suspicions, but... Yeah, I've never been to...

Always have very dirty hands. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you wake up and you've been burrowing in your sleep again? I'm like, oh no! I'm off way through the wall. Oh, I'm downstairs again. I'm downstairs again. What else to do?

I have... Sometimes three baths a day. Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's when I'm really stressed because I can't think of why. So I need to just think about things. So that's what you do like. You're kind of working stuff, getting to the bathroom, sort of. Yeah, just thinking, you know, filling up with more hot water and then letting it go cold and like just a stage of merge

all day. Um, fucking hell, this is the worst I've ever come across. Do you think in your former life you were a dolphin slash cornies minor? We're kind of progressing through the different types of former life you've had. You like to be submerged, you like to be underground, you throw a limit feed away for the fame.

I think you might have been a mole actually. That's like a nice, a nice water-proof mole. Oh, I'll skip a dive in the mole. Yeah, no, I don't know what's wrong with me. I might be a nightmare. I think I'm great to live with, but I could be a nightmare, yeah. I'm not successful. Yeah, yeah. Certainly if there's only one bathroom in the house.

There's one bathroom. Also, I've got misophonia quite bad. I don't know if you know about that. Oh, yeah, me too. Have you? Yeah. Is that what you miss? Think, what, what's misophonia?

Sorry, I was trying to get it, but I then I realized I didn't stand just. I'm really, really, really. It's, it's basically noises I didn't stand just. I'm really like... It's basically noises, mate, you want to just blow your brains out. Is that the best way to describe it? Yeah, certain noises. Like my voice.

Like for my voice. A podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Particularly for me, Tom. You eating. Yeah, yeah. It's previously discussed. Yeah. It sends me into an uncontrollable rage. Tom, you mean? Yeah, it's frivolously disgusting.

It sends me into an uncontrollable rage. It's horrible isn't it? I get so sweaty and I want to just like explode. You kind of feel it rising up in your chest and you're like, it's horrible. Okay, so what are your trigger signs then? Both of you questioned both of you. I'm worried we're just giving you ammunition. And in case we ever do end in some barking Sonic warfare against the pair of you.

I don't, my partner basically can't, like, if he, I can, here is skin really loud, like if he touches his skin. And I feel like, stop scrabblingble in like I think I might be the worst baby like that can you guys hear that yeah yeah to me that's like like that and I'm just like oh and, and then like, you know, we're trying to get through game of friends again at the moment and Through every light in form it That is just like another wedred and good a second This person a pair of gloves

That's what you need to do keep gifted gloves to this Yeah, well, yeah, he can't I mean well it's can't you do That's what you need to do. Keep gifted gloves to this poor thing. Well, yeah, he can't, I mean, well, it's can't he do. That wasn't the question. I like it as a round of the podcast. What else can you partner, not do? I think feeling his skin, scratching the bids really loud that's like everything yeah I don't know something something up yeah yeah what's your nightmare cards on the table I've been getting up I've been getting up very silently onto the table

all three baths a day food left everywhere don't make a fucking noise near me person yes oh yeah nice I like an absolute dream please guys I can change have you thought about water bed um yeah that'd be fun yeah that'd be like some kind of way of channeling the same kind of vibes from a bath but without it knackering your your heating bill that's not really what I'm into because I like being submerged. I think like every boyfriend I've ever had I've always liked them just laying on top of my god. I just like women sex and men. Keep talking, keep talking. The shackles are off. I just like lying on the heaviness. Just to crush you. Just to crush you. Yeah, hold on me.

Just like a, you know, the whole, yeah, just fucking stupid. Yeah, just fucking stupid. The shackles are off. No. On. Did your dream mat like a kind of a walrus type setup? Yeah, I loved that. Like a massive blank. Like, it setup? Yeah, I love that. Yeah.

Like a massive blank, like it's a 1 billion percent, like yeah, just lie on top of me. Don't win anything else, just do that. Just that. Yeah, just that. That's right. Have you tried a weighted blanket? I haven't, but people have been saying you should get what?

People are desperate, you're trying to help me. You're not a problem. I don't have a problem, Just scare away your blanket please. Please, I'll blank it over. I'll tell you what. You got different men around every day. I ordered one and it took five months to come. I really waited for that blanket. Oh, that's good. I like that. Shackles are off.

Hello? Hello? Right, so, well, Bobby, I think that's about the most detailed answer we've had to the question what you like to live with. The most people just say you're right. I'm sorry. It never normally gets that far, but we've learnt a lot. I was starting out to be. Anyway, should we let's get into the first beef?

Yeah. I'll read mine to. Anyway, should we let's get into the first beef. I'll read mine to begin with, I think. All right. So we've got a beef here from Georgia who got in touch via beef brothers podcast at gmail.com. Please do get in touch. You do. Do.

Georgia writes, this is a beef called glasses glasses glasses beef. Okay. What? Okay, okay. You got our attention. The shackles are off. I recently moved in my boyfriend, which was a huge decision for me.

I'd been highly independent since a teenager. I've lived by myself now for the last six years and loved my flat so much. I genuinely thought of breaking up with him rather than selling it so we could start our lives together. Oh, I admire that honesty. I can absolutely see that as well. I could see where you're coming from. I do love my boyfriend. Bracket's nearly as much as my previous flat. But he and I are very different. I'm very organised. I live by my diary plan for stidiously, budget relentlessly and get very stress if plans

change. He, on the other hand, has a much more laissez faire attitude to order. Let me use one particular example to illustrate. Reading glasses. I have a pair of glasses. They live in their case, which lives in my bag. He has a system where he has a pair of glasses, by the bed, on the table downstairs, by the computer, in the car, in his bag, to at work, and a bonus pair in my bag. He has eight pairs of glasses. Oh wow. Wow. They only cost a five at each so to be fair he's

still about ten times cheaper than my pair cost me. He maintains he can't only exist with one pair as he forgets them it's true in the early days of wearing glasses he lost so many pairs it was insane. That's why he knows his to having pairs in the places he needs them. However, let me give you a current inventory based on location. One times pair by the bed. One times pair at work. Six times pairs on the table downstairs. What? They cluster He claims it's because his hands don't tell his brain what they're up to That is a dubious defense. I don't think you can ever give me one

Someone is who's claiming that He claims his hands don't tell his brain what they're up to and hang on to them and just put them on the most convenient surface, they next in counter. What can I do? Do I accept the fact within a few years our house will be 90% glasses? I haven't even told you about his multiple headphones and house key habits. Oh god. Do I get a new boyfriend? Please help G. Wow, just chuck him all out. That's what I'd say.

Bin him, bin all the glasses. What? Well, let's do it. How's this guy gonna see? Just have one, just put one in a little golden box in the middle of the room and he walks in and it's like, I've got your surprise and he's like, what, and then he opens it.

And it's just one of his glasses. And then you just go, I've chucked all the rest. That's it. The golden, I like the idea of the golden box. That's to like making me like, oh, this is special. And then it's just like, no, that's, you get in one pair. I don't know, it will break up. Yeah, I'd break up.

You went from a very romantic gesture of a buy a golden box to ditch him. Let's explore the gold box theory briefly because I think it's a strong one, right? If you hand in your house a golden box and it was in one place, like on a little plinth. And you said, if your glasses aren't on your face or in the golden box, I will smash them. And that's the rule and you've got a mallet. And you only need the golden because I hate you operate. Yeah. Why not? Let's go all in. A golden box and a golden mallet Sounds like a game of Thrones episode And so that's the game in the house. There's a golden mallet as a golden box If your glasses are in the golden box at any one time I get to mallet them. Yeah, yeah

You're soon gonna that'll know talk to your fucking hands mate get your brain talking to your hands now Come there's a golden box over there. Oh wow, oh my god. He's not here, check his arms. He's not here, check his arms. Check his arms. Maybe it's a screw right. I think that's because then your brain's going to, and then I think you're forced this

person into learning how to live the way that you want them to, which is the key to any healthy relationship. Yes, actually. Strongly with the use of a mallet. Yeah, mallet them to your way of life. Okay, they're going to be in the... It's not what a relationship is, other than gently panel beating your person into the shape that you're hoping they will form.

Yeah. But I think that is a strong content. That my content was gonna be, like the multiple glasses theory, you could explore the idea of multiple boyfriends. Yeah, yeah, do it, do it. A bit of polyamory, bring it in. A bit of polyamory, you've got the glasses going on.

Listen, what? Here's the thing though, we all know, men are an absolute nightmare. If you're getting more in your life, you're not gonna have less problems. Well, what more man? More men, more problems. Say, you're not going to have less problems. Well, what more man? More men, more problems.

Say it. Yeah, I mean. Okay. Don't correct it. Just saying things now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just saying things now. Let him, let him, let him, so basically this guy's going to come home.

And then, he's just going to have a load of men in there. No, no, I've got it, I've cracked it here. I've cracked it here. Okay, okay. For every set pair of glasses, I'm allowed a boyfriend for every pair of glasses you have. Yes, yes. So if he can make do with one pair of glasses,

he's got you exclusive. Yeah, yeah. But if he feels the need to go to two pairs, someone else is coming in, Bruno, from a shop down the road. Are you going to five glasses, are you? Here's my gym instructor and Roger, the chippy. You know me.

So the glasses have to match the kind of style of man. I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So a pair of sunglasses, then here comes John Travolta. Travolta, is he worse than Travolta Is he worse than Oh, yeah, I really struggled then who would you go for? I panicked who are you going for for sunglasses then I'm thinking Cruise

Cruise is quite good, isn't it I imagine he's good He's quite a prolific sunglasses wearer actually. I don't fancy him now, I wouldn't. Well, that's hard cheese, I'm afraid. He's the one who comes with glasses. The glasses come first and the bloke come second. I'm slightly concerned that what this has become is, she's got a shaggy one who wears a pair of glasses

the first time she's seen it. It's not that tall. We have. Can I just do you want me to be a sex singer to begin with? Yeah, God, you suggest yours because we're so far we've got the golden box in the mallet. Yeah, we've got like we've got polyamory and glasses. Yeah, yeah, I was going to say just by some of those strings that you can attach to the glasses. So you have have a bag there. Yeah, that's nice. Okay, there is that one as well, I suppose.

If you wanna go drastic, come in. You wanna go through the shackles off everyone. You're sick. Good girl. Probably order them online, right? Oh god, I can't even straight your hands. Oh, good, you weirdo. Oh.

Oh, you freak. Yes, there is that, I suppose. I'm free, I'm stinted to silence. I'm sorry. I thought the shackles were right. I thought it was a safe space, guys. Just get a nice eye surgery for his eyes, and all of the fixer are on my eye. Why is this me now?

Because Matthew was in here, that's him. Your string's right in your neck, your square. This is how Matthew's usually string it. Yeah. That's how you... You keep it on to it. One of someone takes the string and puts a fucking gold mallet through it. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, yeah, that is.

I got seven boyfriends and a fucking gold mallet through it, bang, bang, bang, bang, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That me house. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER With your piece of string. Right, yeah, OK. So, I mean, there's some alarm bells ringing here with this kind of... ...than being so different personalities. And a long room for a previous flat. Yeah, she misses a flat. Just me, Vow.

It's fine. Well, they listen to it. Whatever we say, do they do it? Yeah, there's quite a large amount of responsibility actually with this process. I think get out there, get out of there now. If you listen into this now, drop everything, just walk over the glasses, crush them and then get out of there, never look back. So, should we pick one of our suggestions then? We've got everything to walk over the glasses, crush them and then get out of that never look back. So should we pick one of our suggestions then we've got the Godbox in the mallet, we've got the multiple partners for every pair of glasses and

we've got I mean I'll say it but I'm gonna go through it. I'll leave it out if you do. It's a string to keep glasses on. as hard, which I've known these plates, but a pie in the sky world, of course. That's a sport by the way. Do you have a pie in the sky, do you still just bite off the crust? And then he's added, I don't mind. To the sky fair, he's like,

whatever. Whatever. I'm gonna rally hard for the gold box in the gold mallet. I think, and if not even the excess of the gold box, but the idea of it, like giving a very special place to where the glasses always go, to train those hands. It's tough love, isn't it? Gold box, gold mallet, beef solved.

Yeah, that's the old mallet beef solved. Yeah, there you go. So it, I won, yeah, I guess that's one point to me. That's like competition, but if you need it, if you need it, we can make it that way. I need this. Love me, Papis, forget about all the stuff I've said. Whatever you need to get you through your next bath, well, tell you. From the starting I can be! Soft!

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Dearest Pappas slash Puppas, Puppas, Puppas, Puppas. I have a free-range beef. I work in a team of five people in an office. You don't need to know what we do. Not because it's dodgy, it's just not relevant. Right. The team shares an Amazon business account that we can all access and make purchases from with the department's credit cards. Oh my god, okay. One of the people in the team is a woman in her mid-50s. That's called Sue. Let's call her Sue. Sue is a big fan of her kindle. It's always on a desk and she can often be found reading it during her lunch break. Sue also likes to browse Amazon for any book

she might like to purchase on her Kindle. She does this using her work laptop, which is signed into the joint Amazon account. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably is. That sea likes absolute filth. Oh, I love it. Oh, I love it.

Oh, I love it. Here we go. And then he says twisted grumble. What does that, is that part of your terminology, your podcast lore? I don't think it is actually. I think it's a wider phrase. We definitely use it.

Bit of twisted grumble. Grumble, but it sounds like a happy Monday's album. It's twisted grumble. Um, I can't get twisted grumble, man. Twisted grumble, top shelf times. Stop saying twisted grumble. It's twisted grumble. Top shelf times of the middle-aged lady kind. Some of it is absolutely wild and most of it has a supernatural edge. I think werewolves,

vampires and shapeshifters. The covers are all shirtless men. Surrounded by helpless looking women with titles like Mated by the pack and ruining her. Oh my god! Oh you know when you just want to wear wolf to just lie on top of you. The whole pack of wounds on your face. I like sea. They sometimes have a content warning about the very dodgy themes within the books. Each the own sea, obviously, but it shows up in the browsing history on the shared Amazon account One of my self-imposed daily tasks is to cleanse the account

Cleansing the account of each day's bills Have a picture of rather deleting history just history, just flicking holy water is laptop. Just putting a silver bullet in the back of his laptop. Oh God, a daily test is to cleanse the account of each day's filth, but that's an absolutely mad thing to have to do as part of an otherwise uneventful admin role. What do I do? At the moment it feels like I'm going to have to stay in a job until one of us dies just to protect her from the consequences of her lust. To clarify, I know it's her because she left her Kindle on the desk and the book she was reading was called Submit and then in brackets an MFM Menage

Okay, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, say men and a woman Yeah, yeah, a Menage a twer. Okay. Oh hold on a minute. It's like it's called Submit in brackets and MFM Monage. Yeah, and then subtitle double delight book two She's to everyone by anonymous to protect the horny. I mean What? Hmm great I don't know. I don't have the problem.

I'll tell you what we'll do. We're going to download more by the pack. I'll tell you what I'm doing. We're all having a bath after this. Yeah. I like ruining her. That's really to the point, isn't it? There's no like, Perne or Vampire or

supernatural thing. I don't think is that I'm just ruining her. Don't know. Slightly more romantic if it's vampires doing it I think than just like a bunch of builders in a car park sort of vibe. I don't know. Right, so it's a great, it's a great beef. It's a pure beef, pure and true. Now listen, let's be honest, you don't want this to end, do you? You said, without it, what are your days going to be without it? If this is the spice, this is the spice that you look for in a day job, isn't it? Yeah, this keeps you going, like. So it keeps you going. It's a bit, because let's be honest guys, we wouldn't know.

Well, to me, this seems a bit like the start of one of those stories. Maybe a non has kind of stumbled into, and it's called like, the story itself is called like purging the timeline or some stuff like that, or like, you know, and it's like, maybe this ends in through an incoherent

or through an incoherent anonymous, maybe this ends in... You really got it. Provence. Or Sue ruining anonymous, Johnnie mean, we don't know. Or Sue and a vampire... It just feels like this is the start. It is, yeah. It does. It feels like it's going somewhere. Yeah.

I mean, the whole cleansing process. Yes. Yeah, do something with the cleanse. Yeah, no, it seems like he's into it. That's the thing he's remembered the titles, the titles of the books like he thinks about that. So I don't know what your problem is mate Just bragging I think we all could do with the suing our lives, like in our day to day jobs. Someone who brings a bit of spice to the proceedings, put in a way that's kind of distant

and enticing. And like you shouldn't, you shouldn't be, imagine the sadness of the day where you were to go up to Sioux and go, I need to tell you that this is what happens and where it comes up on the timeline. Well, well, you don't ever want to do that, the... No, let her be happy. She's like, she's got a lust for life still. She's got a lust for everything. She has her brains running wild. I mean like, yeah, I love it. Like, I don't know. I don't know what you should do.

That's it. It's why you've got to let people have their escapism, their little... Yeah, their little... What you can't do more importantly is take a holiday. Because you're the custodian of su, so you're using trouble if you're not there. So if you go on holiday, you need to log in every day just to keep you a little eater. He needs eyes on the sewers all the day, you need to log in every day just to keep you a little later. He needs eyes on Sue at all times.

Sue weirdly and suitably, you've kind of become Sue's kind of guardian angel, which in some ways is the kind of supernatural figure that I imagine, spunks on her heroines that she reads about. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's kind of in there isn't it? You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean that's the thing of we got into some weird light.

Is this a book within a book within a book? Like is he? He's got a book. He's got a book. Yeah. I'm getting it. And I'm getting off on it. You're on it.

Me too. I'm so excited. This is hard. This is kind of. He's kind of got a whole bath up around. We should write this as fan fiction to something, I don't know. And then publish that and then get all his work to download it. And then everyone's downloading filth.

I don't know. I think he needs to stop cleansing the timeline and mucky it up a bit. Oh my god. That's what he needs to do. Yeah, what's that film where everyone's living in black and white and then the colour spreads. Is it like pleasant, though? Yeah, pleasant, though. Yeah, yeah. And everyone starts to live a little bit more and there's a bit of juice in the, you know, there's a bit of oil in there.

Yes, yes. Exactly. Like, on that, I think this is mechanics. This is more that you're going to take a very colourful world, There's a bit of oil in there. Yeah, exactly. Or that oil is a mechanics. This is more that you're going to take a very colorful world and turn it all white. LAUGHTER Oh, I got a good idea. What if he wrote it into the book that there's this sea,

she's in the office, she's downloading filth, and then, you know, they're going to have an office Christmas party in ruiner. And then you put that out on Amazon, see if she downloads it. Yes. And that's consent, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's as good as consent. Like, greener than a child.

I don't know who did it. No, she downloaded it. No, but done. Go, go, go. All systems go. And what I like about that is you could write the dream book for Sue. You now know, you know what's Susan to. You know what she likes. You could write this kind of for Sue. You now know what's suzing to. You know what she likes.

You could write this kind of story about this very special person in an office called Sue and then all of the work that people turn into werewolves or whatever. You could pretty much tailor this novel forer that would should read it and it blow her mind. Are you talking to me or to the bloke? The bloke.

I can't tell. To the bloke, but I do know Can't tell. To the bloke. If I do know that you're quite keen, it feels like you're quite keen to write this book. So you could do that as well. You don't need that in the list. You don't need that in the list. You're flooded with 15 books.

Listen to Dave, you can't see it as well. Get on board. Let's get this soon. I've already written. Can anyone help me get a publisher? Like, oh god, 10 book proposal here? Yeah, okay, there you go. We're going to flood the market with Sue based through a mixture. The Sue Sunder. Oh, new drop thing. Be solved. Be solved. Oh, darn, sorry.

This is easy when cross-meats are around to tell us our ideas, a real appropriate and please stop. Can't wait till he's back to science, we can't put this episode out. Be from the starting, I can be solved. Memory beef from Melissa. Dear puppies sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. across me really pulled the ring out of the hangar, then just ran off the knee. Oh yeah, yeah. To remind me to do things, brackets, like an apple on the floor to remind me to take my tablets. What? No. What? Yeah, what?

What? What's the matter with you? Unless it's an apple tablet. Oh no, no, no. Oh yeah,. I don't know what. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

And why don't you leave your tablets on next to the bed? Beef soft. Beef soft. It's okay, yeah. Good Lord. So that's like a real pervert's answer, but it's not a bad one. Sorry to give a real pervert answer. Surely the apple should be there to remind you to eat an apple.

Right? Why are you putting a code in for yourself? Let's see, let's see. It winds my partner Andrew up no end. He doesn't understand the chaos. Please help Melissa. That's it. No, no, what can I say Apple? Hold on, come on. That can't be. Hold on a fucking minute. I got a stretch. Apple's on the floor. Have you thrown away from the fair? He's what? Oh wait a second.

Oh man. I think what's happening here is Melissa's forgot to take her tablets. Yeah, I'm excited. The systems all over the shop. Oh no, really? Is he got a problem with this? What's his issue?

I think he winds him up now. Oh, okay, okay. He doesn't understand the chaos get a bloody grip Lover or I'll never This is a good yeah Get around here she can live with me in the I tell you what that in the back she can live with glasses guy and don't quite happily Co-exist well, I think the glasses mean something and you know She can live with glasses, guys, and don't quite happily coexist.

Which I think the glasses mean something, and you know, it's true. I take over the dice, not going to get our gold, Matthew, help. Come back. I don't, yeah. I think that's a good team, that's a good pairing. Glasses, glasses and apple. The compromise is surely post-it. Oh yeah, just like that. Draw an apple, put it on the wall. That's a lot more delightful than standing on an apple.

You know, the mice can't eat the post it notes. I think you should change your systems because I think they're systems that work for you. Yeah. And that you should embrace them, but is there a slightly more viable way of doing them? The other option would be a series of pigeonholes around your hags. I don't know, I hate to go back to the gold box theory,

but if you've got, if you can retain your chaos but control it slightly, then it feels like that's the happy medium. If the apple is on, if you have a series of, I'm imagining like these pigeonhole boxes around your walls. And you like that. And you like that. So you're still having all these lovely visual reminders. Yeah.

You're clearly working a very visual way. But actually they're all up and out. And that way then Andrew can kind of still learn and see and get into your patterns, but it isn't. He's not standing on a granny Smith on the way to the back. That's nice. Yeah, that's nice.

Also, have you ever considered getting ruined? So I thought you were going to say an apple on a string. I really thought you were going to have a mate. Very despite the moment of ruining. I really thought you were going to have a mate. Very displeased. I'm over my perfect mate. Very disappointed when it went to ruining their clocky. I love it. So there you go.

Pigeons or getting ruined or apple on a string. Come live with me. Oh, sorry. I was a lovely, yeah, lovely suggestion. Come live with me. Like, you're heavy. Lay on top of me. I'm very, I've not got to remain.

Other than I'm annoying, like leaving bits. Yeah, we're fine, it's gonna work. I think the first 30 minutes of this recording may mean that all listeners might not be thrilled to come and live with you. But let's see, let's see, let's find out. LAUGHTER Oh. Oh.

And beef solved. Beef solved. I'd beef solved, yeah. Beef solved. From the starting, I can beef solved. Right, Poppy, have you got a beef that we can help you with in your house currently, your living situation? I have an old beef. Oh yeah. That beef free range. A dry beef. We've never got, never got sorted. Never got sorted. Oh, yeah, if it's still an eater, we can.... So I live with this priest. Okay, okay. Okay, I live with this priest and his sister for a bit.

Oh yeah. And they were lovely, so lovely. And... But I started to notice that they were a bit too comfortable about each of it, you know what I mean? Oh, okay. Oh my god. Yeah, I had a couple of problems. One, their dust was all over the house.

They were lovely by the way and they won't listen. I don't think so. I don't think so. So very few people do. I've heard, yeah, no, no, I wasn't. I was just like, I really hope they don't basically. But there's dust everywhere, which I didn't mind. But then sometimes I'd wake up in the morning, I could hear the priest, like, gobbin in the

toilet. You know what I mean? Let's spit in. Every morning, the same thing. And then, human is sister would sleep together in the same room. And you know, sometimes you'd be hanging around him. Like do you know what I mean, little Tisha on, like I don't know what the hell is happening.

Can you solve that, babe? I mean, moved out, I moved out, but can you tell me what is happening? How's the nut? I don't want to tell you what's happening in the air, Bob. Is there another beef you've basically said, can you look in this box of scorpions please? Do you want to stick your hand in? No, no I don't, thank you.

Too late. Look at this. There in your mind. There in the priest. The priest and his sister. The priest and his sister. That sounds like a book of sewer download. So how? I mean, was the vibe you picked up on that vibe? There was the vibe. That's cool. You know, I was like,

you close, like, two close. Yeah, and they're very innocent like I don't okay let's cling to that we've got that we've got that at least I'm giving these guys a fight in chance basically I'm I'm staving off the incest I think there's That's... Well, we managed to save it off for all of the four seconds there. Clarke, she's breached our defenses. Breached, breached, she's breached our defenses. I don't even know if it's beef, because I don't really have a problem with it. I mean, I don't like...

I think I might do. I don't know. I watch the game of friends that there's a lot of it in that. And you know, they all get with their brothers and sisters. I wouldn't, but I don't know. I'm not aware of that. So are you gonna say, like, what's the ideal course

of action for us to offer you here? Do you want to go and find out? Do you want to go and find out? Do you want to go and have a look? I need closure. Yeah, if you could come with me Because I think I owe them some money as well, which is really okay, okay, shit Actually, no, I don't I don't I paid that back That was just the last rent before I had to leave, because of the internet store.

Not really, I left, because I didn't really have a problem with it. I just wanted to not, I don't like stuff being left unsolved. And I just want to know if I get him freaky with each of it. Because that's wild. I don't know. Have you tried doing a bit of social media stalking? Do you see it? Are they on there? Do you see it there? Oh, no way. No way. They're very,

um, just keeping to themselves, I think. Keeping it to each other. Yeah. Keeping it in the family. Did they both seem happy with the situation? Um, yeah, I think they were happy. How long have you got, did you move out? Year ago, a couple of years?

Oh no, this is like 15 years ago. Oh great, there you go. So what you do is you can't take one of them on Facebook or something, you go like, bloody hell, 15 years. Times flown, let's get together for a catch, we're gonna drink, you get together, you have a few points, and you go, oh my God, so funny thinking back now. I thought the most ridiculous things,

like, could you imagine this? And then you say, like, or, either or you go, oh, we've been rewatching game of thrones, and then you start talking about some of the plots, and you kind of just get a read on their reactions. You kind of, you don't have to, you don't have to broach a subject but you kind of touch on it, get enough of their reactions. Now, 15 years down the line, I think you'll get a kind of clear cut view of what's going on. Get your answer and then get out of there. Yeah. Yeah.

So say, did you fuck your... I'm not even... So you're saying no. So that's not saying that. I'm so sorry. No, I'm sorry. You're saying no. So that did not say that. I'm going to say that, stand up and then leave. Right, I don't even answer. I prefer your one act.

Because any type there, then, any type there, and then you've done your bit. I've done a bit. I don't know who, or what for, but you've done it. It's off my mind. I can rest. I can stop having back. You can pay. Pay me that for course. Are you back maybe even going to the bathroom? I probably is. You probably is.

Okay. Well please, please come back and report back on how that goes. I can try, I can try doing something, I've even spied me, I might, yeah. I feel a little bit like, you know those horror films where the curse gets passed, it feels like you've passed that curse onto us and we'll be three bathing now until we pass into somebody else. Leaving bits of feed as well. Oh, what a bad word. Well, thank you, Poppy. Beef solved to you. Yeah.

Beef solved to you. Beef solved to you. Hey, thank you for so much for coming on. It's been so brilliant having you on board. Have you enjoyed your time on the podcast? Oh, I've loved it. I feel elated. Is it elated the right word?

Yeah. Well, it's because the end is the right word. It was such an unshackled experience now. The shackles are off. We just kind of ran for it. Yeah, how much do you think's gonna be deleted? Let's find out Have you got anything you want to plug before you go? Apart from your bath that you're running Yes, I will be having one second

What am I doing? Yeah, what are you? Oh, I'll be having one second. And what am I doing? Yeah, what are you doing? Oh, I'll bring my podcast back soon. I just got to just, yeah, I'll be, yeah, keep an eye out on my podcast. Poppy Elstens ends up the chat. Yeah, it's chat rooms. You're a Walt nominated podcast.

Oh, thanks. I mean, did I write that in a biogs? No, no. Oh yeah it has been it has been, it has been. Yeah, yeah, no yeah it's fine, listen to it, it's Christ Christ. Free series are up, halfway through the fourth and then a stop, so now bring it back. Bring it back. Bring it back, bring it back. Bring it back, bring it back. Yeah, awesome.

Well, thank you and come back soon. All right, then. Cheers for the day. Bye. That was a wrap. Don't forget, be full as podcastedgmail.com or as Pierre Navelle might put it, send us your beef, your whining fucks.

Well, there you go, cross me. What late. What do you think? I don't think I need to do this. Your boy's done good. Your boy's done good, eh? You smashed it. FUNKS! Well there you go, cross me. What do you think? What do you think? I don't think I need to do anything. Your boy has done good. You're a boy who's done good, eh? You smashed it.

I don't need to be part of this. I mean, you know, I don't feel like... He's not in the birds out of the nest. I just feel like, yeah, you fly so high without me. If anything, I've been holding you back. It did feel like a new trio was being forged. Yeah. And crucially, you know, with three white blocs,

there's no representation really when it comes to the three of us. Three whites, heterosexual blocs in their 40s, get in a little bit, a smidge of diversity. Please, you know, I'm having this episode. This is it, final episode. It's been good. You know what, it's been a wonderful run.

At least come on the 3rd of April for our turn up show. Where a hack, no trousers. As your back of a tie. And a very long tie, well not that long. LAUGHTER I'll wear it never see at the medium-length time. And here's how I look at it.

Yeah, here's how I look at it. When you were a cricketer and you're approaching your century. Yeah. Once you get into your 90s, you're cautious, you just want to get across the golden mark of a hundred. And then often once they get their century and they've raised their butt and everyone's applauded, they just start going hell for leather. They don't care anymore.

They just start smanging it about the place and either get to 130 or get out spectacularly on like 103. I feel like once we get past this, we can really start to, you know, swing around and do our top buttons and smang it around a bit. That's going to be difficult with that tie. I can loose a bit of that.

We don't have to try to go forward. The whole point of wearing the ties and hats is so we can loosen the ties and fling the hats into the air. Come up to the line I want. Regulation. Put the tie around our heads and get kicked out into the air. Come up, please. I'm on my way. I'm on my way. Put the tie around our heads and get kicked out of the venue. One final thing, we've got a message here from Tom, who writes in via a Pappy's Flatshare at gmail.com.

By the way, a great email to get in touch with. I'll send if you'd like to send us a beef, of course. Beef Brothers podcast at gmail.com. That, the information of course is all in the show notes. But top rights, firepappy's flat share at gmail.com. No beef, just a brag. I've nearly written a beef complaining about my noisy neighbors and they're very noisy child for the last few months.

They've now moved out. Sometimes the solution is to ignore it. Love you, bye. I've written is to ignore it. Love you by offering a bend underneath it. What? Is this from Toma? Is this from Ben? Wait, is this from Toma Ben? Am I the noise in Avery? The shuckles are off, mate. I'm like, this guy's been shattered way too much. This feels like being about to explode. It feels like you're in a film. Your baits wake up to find out you're being a coma and you're two nurses that looked after you

during the night, so called Tom and Ben. What's happened here? What apologies to Tom or Ben who ever wrote that. I don't know which one you are. Anyway, apologies if to make a view of course. Anyway, well, thanks for getting in touch. But anyway, apology accepted to my review, of course. Anyway, well, thanks for getting in touch. But yeah, beef brothers podcast at gmail.com if you'd like to get in touch and send us

a beef. And yours could be, you know, yours could be solved by the new winning team of Poppy, Perry and Clarky. We've got to work on the name. I think Poppy's fun club, just called the Poppy's fun club E-Gay. It's a gentle rebrand, I like it. Today's episode wants to produce Cheeep! Cheers everyone! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye!

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Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! the other day, all spindly, Lew and I did a poo. He's buried the demon. I was walking, it was Chafen, I was wearing leather. I was walking and so was my friend Gemma The ladies he thinks that leather rises you but my mood Been walking for a week. Oh count them days. they had been seven When I quaved at my friend

Yes, his name was Stephen and then Oh, sorry, I'm a gentleman, he's the same as Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo- BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I stopped to do some leaning. I was walking with my friend Nicholas Julian I wasn't walking let me tell you I was sitting on then I walked past a great big place with a real little shelf A great big belace with a real little shelf fan. And I said, look at that Lee Wolf. Boom, and then I'm pissed off my pants. But I was walking on planet Earth. And so I'm told to me, I think I guy over there is Bistis Pants. I said, oh yeah, that must be S E. Oh, Bobo, that was the best.

Oh, the guy over there is Bistis Pants. I said, oh yeah, that must be S E. Oh, Bobo, Bobo, that was the best. Oh, Bobo, Bobo, that was the best. Oh, Bobo, that was the best. I was walking, I was jiggling, wiggling my tassel. Oh, yeah, a guy came I said like that it was Tim has so Well this guy had the tassels on I couldn't help but feeling and then I said get over here to my pal Natalie Fielin and she shot herself

I saw that tassel it wiggled to and fro I gave it a tug and he said no, no, no I had to make touch your tassel I barely want the experience He said no one touches my tassel I'm off from care and believe This is so dumb, dumb, dumb, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, too, my good friend Laura, and then a pistol. Oh, but who's the boy? He pissed a mole, but bowed a pooh to put a toe, but da da da da da da da da da da.

I was walking bird, I couldn't see because of the fog. Jill was there as well, and also so was Aaron Cog. Hill. Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, I was walking in my tassels to expensive I won't pay so I just sold the to my friend Toma Diffrady. Toma Diffrady. Toma Diffrady. Toma Diffrady sounds like the words of comedy. Toma Diffrady. Toma Diffrady. Toma Diffrady. Toma Diffrady. Come along, please, five pounds. That's a good idea. Just a new X Toma Diffrady. Yeah, I was walking along.

Patassels. Patassels. Patassels. Patassels of God. Patassels of God. Patassels of God. Do you want to see what the world is really like? Yes. Patas, patas, patas, patas, patas, all of God. Thanks. You'd select theaters December 15th.