Pappy's Flatshare - Beef Brothers Cold Cuts w/ Tom Bell S13E37

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

The Beef Brothers are here to sort out your beef with special guest Tom BellTom Bell on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tombellforeverTom Bell on Twitter/X/Elon's site - https://twitter.com/tombellforever/ANOTHER LIVE SHOW5th November 7pm - Final show of the year and it's another bit-too-early Christmas Special. On November 5th we'll be at Cheerful Earful Festival at the Bedford in Balham, solving your festive beefs with Catherine and Helen from Trusty Hogs for a Beef Brothers Cold Turkey. Tickets available now! - https://www.designmynight.com/london/pubs/balham/the-bedford/cheerful-earful-podcast-festival-day-6?t=ticketsPappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetPappy's Insta - https://www.instagram.com/pappyscomedy/Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareFind tickets to all our live shows here - pappyscomedy.com/liveEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom. I'm Ben. And I am Matthew and welcome to another exciting episode of Pappy's Flat Share Be Brother's Cold Cut. It's easy for you to say. It takes a long time, doesn't it? It's a long old title for an episode, but you know, it's a strong pod, so you can just push through the title and enjoy the content, I say. I mean, the title's half of the podcast if we're honest. Yeah, we've run it time is mostly time. That's all the time we've got, guys.

Thanks very much for listening today. We've got a fantastic guest in Tom Bell. Brilliant stand up. Wonderful actor and performer. He's great. And it was a real fun time chatting to him. It was great, yeah, we've been, we've been friends with Tom Bell for years. We were told manage just at the end of the record.

We started performing sketch comedy at about the same time. It's about like 2006 kind of time and we were all performing the year 2006, 2007. And so we'd gig all the time with Tom Bell. And yeah, he's brilliant and it's a real treat to have him on. Yeah, it was a real treat to have him. We'll get onto that as well. If you want to hear more Tom Bell, then get yourself over to the Patreon Patreon.com forward slash pappies flat share. Well, there'll be an extra bonus beef that is not included in this episode. It'll go nowhere else. It'll only be on the Patreon and you can get

the extra bonus beef. Plus, of course, you can get bonus episodes every single week of our other podcast, Flat Share, Pop Round. So you can get those if you join the four-pound tier or above, you get all of that bonus content every single week in your inbox. So join today, patreon.com, forward slash Pappy's Flash Air. Oh, one thing we should promote is that we are going to be at the Cheerful Airful Festival again. We did it last year, we had a very, very good time. It's built as a Flash Air Slam down, but unfortunately Tom is not able to make it because you have got a little baby on the way. Yes, exactly, I'll be coming with my hands full.

That's pretty much around the due date, so it would seem churlish for you to be miles from home doing a flat-sheast slam down. Agreed. So we're gonna do a live beef brothers instead, and it's going to be a collaboration with the brilliant trusty hogs That's Catherine Boehart and Helen Bauer. So they're doing their show at five We're going to be guests on their show on the 5th of November and

then We're going to do our show at 7 o'clock and they're going to be our guests as well So it's going to be really really fun. It It's a hell of a day, the fifth. Phenomenal podcasts. There's the nobody panic. It's on that day. Lex Education is on that day we've obviously had Laura and Ron on the podcast as well. But yeah, grab tickets. It currently says flat share slam down, but it is a live beef brothers with myself and with Clark E. and with Catherine and with Helen and it should be a ton of fun. So please come along. Fifth of November and chickens are available from remember, remember the fifth

of November. I tick is available from cheerfuleafel.co.uk and we'll put a link to those in the show notes and they'll be up on our website. Packerscomily.com forward slash live. Don't forget it's a great pub. Oh, it's a fantastic pub. A Sunday in that pub with all your favourite pods going on the birthday girls rolling on the fifth as well I think. Birthday girls are there as well. Yeah, all our pal is gonna be there. Day of it. Pod your brains out. Absolutely. Yeah, go for your body like Tom are you not tempted? I'll be in the crowd. I'm coming to watch. Yeah it's a good lineup man. It's a really good lineup. My family I'll understand. We'd love to we'd love to see you there and yeah so grab your tickets from cheerful.co.uk, grab him today. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. We interrupt this broadcast with some breaking news.

Dun dun dun dun. I've always wanted to do that. Yeah, it's good, man. I really like it. Doesn't happen anymore, does it? I don't think so. No, although actually they... Yeah, you know, it does happen on the event of like a big, like, for example, the couple

of royal deaths we had in the last couple of years they they get into a couple of absolute do'sies yeah the big ones the they get interrupts is they they that we we at radio x we've got like breaking news yeah okay very exciting let's do it is the King is dead Dung Dung Dung Dung Dung Dung Dung Dung Dung Dung Dung Dung well in a way the King is dead because because dun dun dun dun dun. Well, in a way, the king is dead because because you're not going to be at the next beef brothers' cold cuts, but you'll be at whatever next life thing we do in 2024.

But we interrupt this. Yeah, God permitting, of course. Yeah, exactly. Who knows what God's plan is for us. We just don't know. I think this really quick drop in is work is going quite well then, yeah. Just a quick 15 seconds to tell people what we've decided about the next B-Brothers cold cut. But we've decided as we had so much fun at our last flat slam, which is a Christmas special, we're going to make this another Christmas special, yeah, another way to early Christmas special on the 5th of November it's going to be a beef brothers cold turkey so that means

we'd like you to send in your festive beef to be solved by myself by Clarky and by the two wonderful and very trusty hogs Helen Bauer and Katherine Rohart so beef brotherscast at gmail.com, or of course, you can call the hotline on this number. -♪ One, two, one, two, three, three, two, five, seven, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, two, one, two, one, two, two, one, two, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, one, two, two, two, one, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one exception. It really is. But yeah, grab tickets. It currently says flat share slam down, but it is a live beef brothers with myself and with Clark E. Alan and with Catherine and with Helen, and it should be a ton of fun. So please come along. Fifth of November and chicken are available from, remember, remember the fifth of November. Tickets are available from cheerfuleafel.co.uk and we'll put a link to those in the show notes and they'll be up on our website.

Packerscomedy.com forward slash live. Don't forget it's a great pub. Oh, it's a fantastic pub. Well, getting touched but in the meantime, enjoy this episode with Tom Bell. Well, if you've got a problem, I'm calling a problem, if you've got a problem call it a B, if you've got a problem call it a bee. If you've got a bee, maybe we can help you be from the zoning I can be.

Geel's away, I've got the all clear, she's like, I won't listen to this one if you want a bee for about me. I can see how it goes. Oh, I really like that. I like it. We should do a little, a little discrepaniment at the start. People often sort of send in beefs and they're anonymous

and they say, just in case my neighbors listen, I think we have to have a code of honor that we say, listen, if you are the neighbors of, this person will give the full name of address. Yeah. You cannot listen to this episode. You just gotta skip this one. Just gotta skip this one.

Do you think, have you got a beef with your partner that you want to just get out of the way early? You always say look, just say look, I'll tell you what, you don't have to, you have to miss the entire episode. Just get the first 30 seconds. You're not all honest to you. I'm, you know, you're always bits and bobs aren't there.

Yeah. Why are you like to have that? You started to go, in all honesty I'm the one who should, she should have to do it. But actually then you were like, how gonna second? How gonna second?

There's a few little, if you go, what, give us a bit, maybe a bar as well. I've got too much stuff, I'm a hoarder, so obviously we just get it, all the stuff sort of mine. But then it's like, that's okay. I don't know, I'm like, I'm out to have my stuff. I do have this problem.

Yeah, I've got this problem. Oh, the stuff's mine. And I'm like, yeah, the stuff is mine, but I do, I want it. Yeah. That's why I play stuff, isn't it? Yeah, it's stuff like, you know, should you throw away a book

after you finish reading it or pass it on? And I'm terrible for just keeping everything. You've been, if I've, I'll never look at it again or some like little visual memory of that time I read a book, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. It is quite a proud book. Or buy a book, don't read it.

But just, yeah. Exactly, the shelves are full, but I don't know, don't mind it. But it drives a man. She's just like, you don't read it. Exactly, the shelves are full, but I don't mind it. But it drives a man. She's just like, you don't need this. Well, we've got a thing in our house where I, my wife reads quality literature and I read shit, basically. And we had a bit of a bookshelf clear out recently. And all of my books just ended up in a big pile in the call of the office and all of her books and you know what, completely fair enough you know because it does make it see it, I mean the only thing is that then I feel guilty when people come in and go oh look at all your books and I have to go I haven't read

a single one of these but yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah if you want to see there's all a cragrapies, three or four copies, they're all up there. I've read, you know, like, basically, that's what I read. I read books about, you know, I read books about people who work for Radio One in the 90s. That's, that's kind of it. Yeah. But, you know, there's the books I enjoy.

He bought the original Coke from Whidnail, and I didn't he, Chris Evans, we then. He destroyed it on a scooter. Yeah, he's lived a life, man. He's like, he's lying to stake. Or as some kind of top gear stunt. By mistake, yeah, he kind of, he was too long and he went on a scooter

and he just went under the wheels apparently. Now, Tom Bell, an ounce today with Nell and I, the stage shows, gonna be his. Yes. We're gonna go for it and. Oh my god. And the bottom of the set, I wanna hear from people. I wanna hear is going to be, yes. We're going to go for it. Oh my God. And the bottom of this is,

I want to hear from people, from actors who want to be here. There's a, there's a, tell you what, and I, you've got, you, you've got to be thinking of sending that email. I mean, how's your uncle Monty, Tom? He's feeling.

So. So. So. Sorry. It's good, it's casted itself this. Yeah, I am thinking of sending that email. You've got to do it. You've absolutely got to do it.

That's another great book as well. I've got one of it. I've got with nails, Richie Grant's book. That's fantastic. That's up in the office. Not quite Dostoevsky, you know. Well, Jill got me, Richie Lee Grant's new book for Christmas and I'm like, well, if you're not helping yourself here, are you?

Don't buy me stuff. Yeah. You can't have it both ways. You can't give me gifts. And it's better not to hang onto everything. There's gotta be some think that she's got more of the new have. Yeah, yes.

What's that? Yeah, that's a true. It's a true. It's a true. It's a true. It's a true. It's a true. It's a true.

In my wife's case, it's taste. She likes nice things, you know. She's very happy to get rid of the, In my wife's case, it's taste. She likes nice things, you know. She's very happy to get rid of the, let's get rid of this and go, well that's, when you got that, it's quite new. She's like, yeah, but it doesn't go with the other things. And she's right every time.

She's got good taste. Apart from in men, of course. So one Achilles heel. I'm capitalized on it. But bathroom stuff, we've got a nice, we've got a lot of, the bathroom stuff, but that feels like I'm being gender specific, but it does, it's how it's worked out. And shoes, am I right? Oh, go ahead.

Hand left? Yeah, I know. I have so many more shoes than my life. Do you? Yeah, I think I've got probably three times the amount of shoes that Jane has. You're the MLD Markles of Papis, aren't you, Perry? I know. Yeah.

I feel sentimental about old trainers and so try to keep them for as long as possible. Do they get a rotation? Do they get a run in each of the shoes? Or are some of them just there to be a sort of memento of the time you once had a pair of Adidas? Some of them have got like a glass debris in them. Oh my God, those are the shoes you've got to get rid of immediately.

I know. If you've worn shoes to a festival, if you've worn shoes into a drop toilet, then you're chucking a second, you get. I think it's not even fair to drive home in them. Well, you use the drop toy that's dropping shoes, don't you? That's what I do at the end of Glastonbury,

I just, as ceremonially, tie the Thomas Shoes together, hoick up into the sky and poop, and see how big a splash I can make. The class, what we tend to do, and a lot of people do, I think is that sort of area where you go, okay, well, I'll put it somewhere, and if I don't use it for a year, then it's gotta go.

So I've got an attic, but what means is my attic's just full of. Oh yeah. Because you never go up and clear it out, do you? You don't clear it out. I go up to clear it out, and then I'm just awashin' lovely memories. That's the tricky thing, isn clear it out and then I'm just washing lovely memories. That's the tricky thing, isn't it? You can't go back to the box.

You know, my parents will always do this. They've got various things at theirs and they're like, can you go up and sort through that and I'm like, no, I haven't needed it for over a year, so throw it. Yeah, no, of course, just get rid of it. So you say throw it, that's great. Because otherwise, if I start looking at it, I'll be like, oh, I'll keep this, I'll keep that. What I do is, I'll often go through it.

And I'll have boxes of old tickets from Edinburgh and stuff, or flyers, and I'll often take a photo of the flyer and send it to the person who show it was and go, what about this? And they'll go, yeah, I don't care. I'm like, oh, if you don't care, then I should probably shouldn't carry the, and straighten the recycling, there it goes.

That was gonna be my ambition was to photograph all my things that had sent to Intervalu, and that way then I have them digitally, and then I can bin them. Yeah, that's good idea. That's good idea. That's good idea, the project. But the time that that takes you really to just be kind of a single person with no one in your life

and then you can spend three months doing that kind of thing. What you need to do is employ an archivist. Yeah. I love the idea of you employing an archivist to take photos of all your old shoes. Yeah. It's quite a tough job, you need a strong stomach. Clark, you've got no sense of smell. Yeah, let me

get him up. I'll get him up. Take him up. Take him up. Take him up. Take him up. Take him up. Take him up. Yeah. I'm pretty good. Tom, you just hit a three month job. Come on. Oh, yeah. OK, 25. I'm from the starting. I can beat you. Shall we try and solve someone else's beat? Let's get into the place. Let's get into it. Tom Perry.

Do you want to start with Ash's beef? I'm going to tell you now we're in for a cracking beef here. Oh, yeah. Mum's cooking beef from Ashley via beef brothers podcast at gmail.com. Do get in touch. Please do get in touch.

And the email is a fine way to do so. Look, I know, Tom Baugh was saying, I tried to besmirch digital's good name. No, it's still a great thing to do getting in touch. Email's where it's at, yeah. Hello, puppies. I am writing in with a beef concerning my mother's cooking. My mother is a terrible cook. She doesn't own salt because she doesn't believe in it. She hates chopping anything and didn't own

a peeler until my wife bought her one. She, however, believes she is a great cook, and me and my stepdad are just fussy eaters. My wife now refuses to eat anything she cooks. She is notorious for not following recipes, giving her pathway through or substituting ingredients. Here's some examples. She made a potato bake but didn't have cream, so substituted it with Greek yogurt. I ate it and felt very ill, do not recommend. She made a lasagna with whole pitted olives in it. What? Fun crunchy mouth surprises. All of these meals were completely unseasoned. Our solution to the bad cooking has been

ordering takeaway whenever we go around, eating out or offering to cook. The problem being that she started to cotton onto that and knows what we're doing and has become offended when we avoid eating her food, insisting that she can cook. Pappies, what can we do? Cheers, ash, and then they follow up with... P.S. and then they follow up with, PS, Artymato and peanut butter sandwiches weird. It's one of my mother's recipes that I grew up. Oh, I'm a bloop.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, well, we'll deal with that one first. I'm a great believer that peanut butter goes with almost everything, but I don't know.

At least, you know, I tell you what, at least it's got a bit of salt in it. Will you road test it for us tomorrow across bone report by now? I'll have a peanut butter and tomato sandwich and I'll tell you all about it. It doesn't sound good. No, it doesn't sound good.

But it doesn't sound terrible. It doesn't sound, I would prefer that to the celery with honey and soy sauce. I prefer anything to that. Yeah, what are you like as a cook Tom? I like cooking, yeah, I'm like, I'm cooking, I like to cook, I'm cooking, I just get on with it. But I think all cooks think they're good, don't they?

I don't know, it'll be unterrible. I think I'm good. Yeah, this is actually an intervention. I've been eating meat about 15 years ago, a long time ago now. I think when you decide to do that, you have to get a bit better at cooking and you have to go like, right, what, let's, so I sort of learnt the ropes a bit. So I'm good, I enjoy it. But I mean, that sounds terrible.

So it's in every recipe. Yeah, you desperately need it. You see, she doesn't believe in it. That's not like a conspiracy. You need it in your diet. Yeah. Not just for making things taste at least a bit good. And everybody likes to think that they've no better than a recipe.

I can see that. You can like, well, the recipe says this, but I think I can work my way around, but there's a few things you've just got to go. Like, you can do creme fresh instead of sour cream, but not... No, not yoghurt instead of cream. You can't go on colour alone. You can't be colouring again. And sort of vague consistency.

You know, you can't stick yakult in it. I mean, it's a miracle. This, by the way, it reminds me because I use the BBC Good Food website a lot to cook from, as I'm sure we all do. But I love the reading the comments underneath where someone would go, two stars and they go, I made this for my family and they all hated it.

And then they will say, I didn't have this, so I substituted this with this, I didn't have that. So I said, and you're like, well you didn't make the same thing that did you. So you can't give it two stars, you know, like, yeah, we didn't have any lamb, so I substituted broccoli. Well, of course, the course is not gonna work, you know.

I topped this with porridge oats, well, no wonder it tasted vial. You were lunatic, but this is very much that sort of thing. I mean, shredding a meal is about that, that's not a good place to be, is it? Oh, it's hot, yeah. That's no. I know she knows.

What'd you do? We've got to give some, we've got to give some. We've got to get actually, we've got to get actually, we've got to speak. Oh yeah, absolutely. We've explained that we agree with Ashley, but we've offered no solutions up to this point. A mother's day present culinary school? Yeah, but it's very on the nose, isn't it? Yeah, but if she only thinks she's a good cook, then maybe that's not

it's a bit too, you know. It's time posting it a bit, but I think at some point you've got to be brutal. You've got to be cruel to be kind. I mean, what else can we do in this situation? Cooking together. Could you, I mean, is there, could they sneak salt in somehow? Like one of those rings that people use to have poison in. Yeah, one of those, one of those teeth, but the fake teeth, it's also a salt, it's also a salt grinder. Yeah. Yeah. It's really big, ostentatious ring. And then just a sandwich, it's taped under. Yeah, just a sandwich. When Ashley goes up to wearing like 15 different rings,

you know, she's got one on her fingers, she's got one on her toes, she's got a preco in one of them. Yeah, she's got that like B, like a B A. She's got a spiced jewelry. Oh, a gar now, yeah. Yeah, she's a solution spiced jewelry. I think that's certainly a good one.

Yeah, not bad. You know, gravy in a hat. That's it. That's it. That's it. You can. So you think you're saying top of the morning to you, but actually you're siphoning off playing with it.

You say gravy on there. Because gravy, you can cover things. You know, this thing's like that, I don't know. Yeah, absolutely. Like, you know, the crawl intentions, you ask the cross-rounder neck, there's actually full of cocaine. Yeah, this is what you wanna, you know,

pop some sweet corn in there or something that can just, you know, bring the meal alive. It's just any other flavors, really. Is there an argument to get somebody to dinner whose opinion will count? You guys. Yeah. And I am talking about John to road.

Can do any of us have a connection? Can we get to John to road? Can we get John to road around Ash's house? Because if he's in your dinner table and he tells it like it is, which he would. He wouldn't surely then, you're dinner table and he tells it like it is, which he would. He wouldn't surely then, you know, you want someone who's going to confirm it for everyone. So it doesn't feel like a conspiracy or a cruelty. What if John is so taken by the maverick nature of the meal that actually turns out

yeah, we're dealing with a master chef here. Yeah, exactly This is the next generation. This is a once wants an generation talent Because that's the thing isn't it you know like some sometimes Sometimes the the wackiest combinations they seem like on paper. They wouldn't work That's why I said to road. We don't want bloomin's where you can't get bloomin's Oh, no god. No, don't get bloomin's on, don't get blue man. Seeing as some sort of protein. You might have found his kindred spirit, his next in line, the backspin path. To Rose, no nonsense.

He can't hide. He's very, very happy to say, that the flavor of the Greek yogurt is ruining the flavor of the potato. He's happy to do that. He's always, you know, unfortunately, the gorgeous taste of the celery has been lost in all this soy sauce, it's swimming in. That's, he's happy to do it. Yeah. How do we get, or do we get, do we get, you know, because you get

a John Taroad lookalike, if you can't get the actual John Taroad, because you get a John Taroad lookalike and feed him lines with like a little earpiece? It's more work, isn't it? That might be easier. Yeah. That's the thing. And the green of each other. Yeah, yeah.

Clarke thinks it's Clarke thinks that's easier. Tommy thinks that's harder. Yeah. It's going to be worth trying, isn't it? I think start with John and then you've got that as a backup. Slow, yeah. Absolutely, yeah. Is it an option?

Like you could also go, oh, we've got loads, we had a big meal last night, it's those I've left over, don't want them to go to waste. Can we bring them around? And you just, every time you bring, obviously, a full meal. And you're like, people didn't eat a lot last time. Last night, is that a thing? So it's in like you do the cooking ahead of time.

And you just go, I don't want to get waste. You know, we've got this thing here of, she's caught and gone. Oh, yeah. And she becomes offended when we avoid eating her food. She insists that she can cook. But then she's going to be aware of all these, all these little maneuvers. I think we're in a position where Ash has to be in of all these little maneuvers. I think we're in a position where Ash has to be in the food

or has to get a message through that this woman can't cook without damaging her relationship with her mom. I've got a great idea. I've got a great idea. Here we go. Fake mouths. That will find it. There it is. But a fake mouth, okay. So talk us through it, so you put the food into the mouth, but it's not going.

Absolutely. Yeah, it's chompin' away. I'm chomp chomp chomp chomp. Are you thinking of the Neenaconte style? Yeah. Yeah, maybe a little big than Neenaconte ones, they're a bit obvious. You think Neenaconte, you think both select a scale down slightly. Fake rubber mouth that you all wear around the house.

The food goes like, gets siphoned into like a small rucksack or something that you're wearing, or maybe you wear a large pair of parachute pants, and the food just gets siphoned into the bottom of those. But this is what, so you go there having eaten a nice full meal on the way over. You know, you pop into KFC, pop into macchi-dee or something, fill yourself up, whack on your rubber mouth just to go again and say, oh, is that your famous lasagne with olives pips in it, send it this way and then, tromp, tromp, tromp, tromp, tromp,

tromp, possibly even, possibly even like some sort of, you know, those waste disposal units you have in sinks. Oh yeah. Maybe somewhere in there that could have, you know, that could be just grinding it up, you know. It could be a little, a little, a little, a little pig at the bottom of the bag, pig's eat. What's that? A micro pig?

Yeah, this is actually, this is exactly it. Yeah, you've got, you've got a micro pig in a bag that is siphoned, that siphoned the food from a rubber mouth to the pig. The pig eats it and it sounds like, you know, the bones are going to be like, oh my God, the noise is there making, chopping that stuff in the face.

It's like the squeal of the light. They can't get enough of it. They're positively oinking with pleasure. Oh, I'm going to make my potato make again with an extra Greek yogurt. I think this is a closer to a solution for that. Okay, so fake man's micro pigs. Fake man's micro pigs, yeah. Because the lookalike was outlandish, but now we're there. This is achievable. We've given plenty of different options. I was happy to say beef solved after the spice rings.

I do still like spice rings. I think spice jewelry, to ride guests, fake mao's micro pigs, take your pick really. All the bases are covered. Beef solved. But none all the bases are covered. Beef solved. But none of the bases assaulted.

From the sorting I can be! Beef solved. Free range chalk beef from Eleanor. Nice. High beef brothers and esteemed guests, that's very nice. For the past couple of years at work, I've been using liquid chalk pens to decorate a large window on one of our workstations.

These drawings started out, officers with silly little scribbles and puns about our workplace. In brackets, a particle accelerator. Yeah, and that's a bit of fun, isn't it? Ooh, but I've started to get better at making the chalks a little more decent. I've attached a couple of examples from my port folio,

and which we've been sent. Oh yes, she sent some photos over it. You're going to put them on Instagram or something to be wasted, see them, I'm sure. Yeah. When they're worth seeing. I'll stick one on Instagram, yeah. This week, I updated the main window, replacing a scene from the classic studio Ghibli. It's like, Ghibli, hard, I'll let myself down there. I think it's Ghibli, yeah, Ghibli. Yeah, Ghibli. Okay. My name is Totoro, with a slightly tweaked scene from Pixar's Up Exhibit A, albeit unfinished. My colleagues started helping me with a huge task of coloring in all the balloons, lifting our building into the sky. When I came back this morning, I found that one colleague went rogue overnight and started

drawing trees and flowers. See, exhibit B. So we've got it before and after. Oh and flowers. See, exhibit B. So we've got it before and after. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. The question is, is it irrational to be upset with this edition?

I guess I don't own the concept of drawing on a window, but it feels like she overstepped by any elements to a thing I drew without creative direction to do so. Do I need to let this go or should I erase the trees under the cover of darkness? As creative yourselves, you are the best people to provide guidance here. Cheers everyone by Eleanor. There we are.

Wow, it's a piece of... This is a tricky one because you can tell Eleanor is an artist. She's able to draw, she draws really well. All of the pictures she sent us are genuinely fantastic and would brighten up any office space. And the exhibit A, which is the, just the building being lifted up with the balloons, looks great, she's got a real style.

The trees, I would say, are a little bit more. Children's ward. Is that any more of, yes, exactly. No, no, no, I would say children's homework. Uh, I think there's something a little bit. Crucially, they've misunderstood the photo as well because in her version, they're in the sky. And now the trees have brought them back down to the ground.

That's true. They're hovering about half a foot above the ground. Which is not really what, I mean, if that was what up was about, it would be more about an old man killing loads of people with his house. It would be called a long, wouldn't it? LAUGHTER It's definitely a style clash.

Eleanor's got sort of the black outline, more like a cartoony, sort of very clear, and these trees, yeah, it's a very clearly a late addition. Much like that fresco that was ruined. Yeah, it's not saying it's as bad, but it's not far off, is it? It's not good. General, I would. General, I would.

I think this is what would send an even stronger message, is rather than erasing the trees, obviously inspired by the incident that Hadrian's war recently. You should erase down to the stumps and have a little cartoon character with an axe and you fail the trees. I like that a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then it feels like it's got a bit more of an edge to it, gentlemen. It's a little bit more ag, a little less passag. Well, that's what we need in this situation. Just you've yes and it, haven't you? Yeah, you've kind of put it down. You've yes and it, but also put it down. Yeah, but I'm a little really clear like, we're not okay with that. It's playful.

AKA Paris in Pro-style. Yes, and absolutely not. Yes, and we are an adentist, but it's closed and actually we're just gonna go back to home where the scene started. Now. Yeah. Do we think if the trees have been done brilliantly,

that would be more or less okay? Well, I think Clarke's right. I think it's a scene that's not on the ground, crucially. It's a real tricky one, because I was gonna suggest a slightly similar thing of like trying to develop the photo, like develop the picture

and take it elsewhere. Like it's landing in a new spot or something like that. But I think actually just going for the trees. To chop the tree down or smash the window. Yeah, I was gonna, a brick through the window does feel like the, you know, to send, well that will send a really definite message. Won't it?

I'm tied to the brick. Yeah. Do you think that, I mean, obviously, it seems like Ellen has been doing this now. How long should she be doing it for? A few years. She's been, yeah. How long? Don't know.

And when it finished, she just said, I didn't start off brilliantly and I've gotten better. So I suppose this tree, the two of this tree person is at the start of their journey. Well, is it time to share the window? Is it time to kind of rotate out? And I know this is not like Eleanor obviously is a fantastic artist and loves it and cares a lot about it. But do you think there might be slight murmurings within the office of like not necessarily anti-Eleanor murmurings within the office of like, not necessarily anti-Ellenomeurings, but pro personal artistic growth murmurings

from the past click accelerator employees. They might go, I just wish one day I could have a go on the window. I could have a go on the window. Anything we said for one window each and some sort of, you know, competition. Window wars. Yeah.

I think, I mean, they've got, probably important things to be doing I mean there's no reason why you couldn't yeah, you couldn't give a window to at least it does feel a little bit like Let's look at what you know if you've written a great gag or a great sketch or something and as you know You do it and then after with somebody goes that's great And they just try to add a punchline at the end. It is annoying, isn't it?

Oh, it really is, yeah. I've completed a piece of art. No, no, I'm just, no, I think Tom, he's talking about me. I know, I was thinking more about what used to happen after gigs where someone would come up and go, what you should do at the end of that and then you go, are we have worked really hard on making sure this is, we've thought, we've had your first thought

that you've just had now, you know, having watched us with six points in your system, and we've rejected it. You should put trees in the sketch. That's like, person. Put some trees in it. It is annoying, because it's the right idea, yeah. Yeah, why do we think of it?

Sometimes they'll be right. I think you're right, it might, maybe that's the thing. It's like, okay, next time I'll seed control, and what's gonna happen is they'll give it a go, they'll realize they're not able for it, and they'll be people we desperate for Ellen to come back. Also, if you get to see the picture,

it does look like the part of the accelerator is sort of leaking in the tree version, which is quite bad, isn't it? That can't be good. Yeah, it looks like there are sort of like, or they like sort of goo. Yeah, some sort of goo is hanging out at the bottom, or roots, or something like that. It's like a naturally occurring particle accelerator. I think in the original, it was to show acceleration up, you know, it's sort of like that cartoony we're flying and the person's misunderstood and just turned into good.

So now you're saying it's become a nuclear incident. I look like it. What started as movement has now turned into a Chernobyl. Yeah, we're in a sort of like a last of us type situation just around the corner. Do you think, but maybe that's a good warning, however, this is a saying, I don't think we should put this very important technology in the sky. Yeah. Do you think she walked in and saw it and thought, ah, right, this is a proposal of what we're going to do with this building? Maybe I could, listen, this is an idea that needs to be grounded ever so slightly,

and I'll just add that in there. The tricky thing is, Eleanor asked other people to colour in the balloons. It's a big old job, right, to colour in all those balloons, but the second you hand a pen to somebody else, you are relinquishing an element of control. And I think that is, again, I'm not blaming Eleanor here. I'm just saying, I understand, because some people will stay within the lines, but there's always gonna be a few lunatics out there

who think, no, I know what this needs. Eleanor has to be fucking good at a job. Ha ha ha not anything else to do with the drawing. You just, if you could be good at your job, that would be really good. And you have to be really good at your job to be able to put that much effort into procrastinating publicly. Yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah. Like she's got to be the shit hottest person there.

Otherwise, she needs to stop doing these for the sake of her career. Even if she's working late, then it still doesn't look great if you go, oh, I saw you work late last time, what were you working on? As you go, ta-da! You see that, you're ghibli,

think about the little kid with the big weird rabbit that follows around, right? No, you haven't seen it. Oh, it's great, it's on Netflix. Yeah, you're right. As soon as you start doing anything extracurricular on office time, yeah, you better have, you know, you better finish your paperwork. Because even if she's the security guard, you still don't want that from, even though you know your security guards there

on a night shift with hours to kill. You don't want your security guard going, by the way, I wore paper, like you want to like, yeah, check the perimeter. Yeah, I think a security guard should be able to see through the windows as well, crucially, I think a security guard should be able to see through the windows as well, crucially. I think that's one of the security guard's key jobs.

Freaking out, what's the big rabbit thing? It's the big rabbit thing of the outfit. I mean, I'm kind of thinking, I don't know, but in a particle accelerator, I imagine most windows are there for good reason. Just make me a little bit nervous. It's like I couldn't see the neutron melting. I mean, I know scientists. Whatever, a new neutron doing.

That particle, well, because of all the coloured balloons. And it went too fast. The neutron went too fast. But is there, again, I don't really know how Podigless Celerator's work, but could she go back in time? Right. Right. Yeah.

Get inside the accelerator. Yes. Go back in time. And you have to be very careful not to obviously let old Eleanor see you, but just sort of sabotage the trees. Maybe, that's maybe future Eleanor did this. Okay, she went back, I fucked it. If only something could put me off. I need to stop doing those murals and I would have saved my career. She pops in the particle accelerator, whips around with the neutrons. Suddenly she's back, she waits for herself to go home.

She does, let's be honest, dog shit trees that she knows are going to put ruin her mural and question whether people actually like her mural, etc, etc. And then there's now contacting us. We're saying, maybe you've got to think twice about doing the mural. And then there's going to keep her job, get promoted and probably save the world by nailing down nuclear vision. Yeah. I'm going to go. Yeah. I'm going to go.

Am I allowed to say beef sold or is that you got? Hey, do you want to take it for a spin? Give it a go. Just, if that's not what happened, I'd be very surprised. Take it for a spin, Tom. See how it sits. Well, beef sold. Sounds good, no. Well, beef's off.

Sounds good, no. No, sorry. That was good. That was just, he's come along and he's drawn a big fucking tray on that pop-up. That's what I'm talking about. Future me is coming back and saying, don't say it. Be from a sorting like a beef's off. This is from Charlotte, and it is another free range beef,

main character syndrome beef. And Charlotte sent us in via beefbrotherspodcast at gmail.com, which is a great way to get in touch with this podcast, dear MTB and esteemed G. We have another esteemed guest there. We have a new colleague who has perhaps the most egregious case of main character syndrome I've ever known and it's driving us insane At first it just seemed like a case of eleven a reef

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oh my god, you're never going to believe this, followed by her reading out vast suaths of what zap chats she and her social group are having, usually about some tiny nightclub in the back of Yorkshire, none else have heard of. Now it appears to have reached its zenith with the, and everybody there stopped what they were doing and told me exactly how brilliant I am face. That's the story of the other day. Literally consistent of her telling us, she was walking past her hairdresser's in town and finding herself being chased down the street by two of the stylists telling us she had the best hair they had ever seen.

It's insisting. It's insisting she come back with them to the salon so that she could show it to their clients and her having to flag down a police car because they wouldn't leave her alone. Oh my God. This feels very much like, you know, that account on Twitter didn't happen of the year or awards. Didn't happen of the year or what, yeah.

And then everyone in the salon started applauding. To flag down a police car because the stylist wouldn't leave her alone. Because her hair was so good. Like she's the Beatles in hard days' night. She's just got a good sleep, you know. Benny Hillfey in plays and she's running around being chased by stylists. She's now a constant monologue of stories ending with everyone praising her or

applauding her are quite often falling out with her because they're just so jealous of her life. The thing is, she is lovely, which is not on broadcast mode and she clearly has some self-esteem issues which contribute to it. But how do we come together as an office to try and curb this behavior before everyone, some have already, starts to be mean to her? Please, pop some advice in my face, Charlotte. Okay, it's a very strong beef. It's really good. Right now, I would say. Yes, going, Clarky. I'm no scientist. But can you get a particle of that?

Sorry. I don't know. It's a tough one, this, isn't it? It's a brilliant one. I mean tough. My instinct, my initial instinct is to keep the top Trumps going. You know, Charlotte, you seem like you're a switched on girl.

You write a funny email, you can make it. If she can make up some stories, you can make up some stories. I think that's what you've got to do, is you've got to fight fire with fire. And if she's got, you know, you've got to go 12 a reef on her, basically. You've got to keep pushing it and pushing it and pushing it.

So if she says that, if she says that, you know, the stylus would chase you down the street, say, similar thing happened to me and the entire hairdresser's took off as if carried by the loons. And landed in front of me. Exactly. I think that's certainly one way to get. Yeah, that's a good one. I think you need to buy this girl some podcasting equipment and encourage her to start a podcast. Because that's all she needs. She needs the outlet. Podcasting is the perfect outlet for her. So if there's a birth they come in up and it's like, oh, like, organise, say there's an office, raffle at Christmas and then she wins and it's a podcast, it's a home podcasting set, 40 quid, 50 quid,

half things and set up. Sure. And then it's like, 40 quid, 50 quid, half decent set up. Sure. You know, and then it's like, oh my God, and everyone goes, that's amazing because you have so many great stories. You should definitely start a podcast and then, she's got somewhere for it to go. She can be reading out of WhatsApp groups, she can be telling her tall tales.

I think, let's be honest, she'll probably do well out there. Yeah, I think, you know what, I think, I think our friend Chaz here should be, should be starting the podcast with her, because what you need is a bit of back and forth, a bit of RG Badge, you know, you look at the, you know, you look at the, those podcasts like Shag married annoyed or my therapist ghosted me, you know, they are, they're, they're born out of a little bit of, oh, you were always saying this, and that's not what, that kind of, that sort of tug of love type situation. Start a podcast together.

You know, you never believe any of her stories. She insists that it's true. You know, I think I can see you as a natural podcasting on odd couple. But then you take it out of the office. Yeah. On to the net. She's got somewhere for it to go.

It's going to save the office dynamic. Next thing you know, you're quitting your jobs because the HALO Fresh Adverts are rolling in. The Casper mattress advertiser, you know, you're getting those sponsorship reads. It's happening for you guys. Then you put your plateaus, you realize you've kind of reached the number of patrons you're going to get,

the adverts kind of drop off. You still commit to your patrons, you like them, but is it enough? You might have to give to the podcast, but you keep doing it, you enjoy doing it, but you know, and then other podcasts are in the arenas, and are you going to make it through to the arenas? You maybe sell out a room blower pub, do a live tour,

see how that goes. And if you were going to go to the arenas, wouldn't you've already got there? Being a arena by now. Oh, do you know, wouldn't you? You're quite seeing a lot of time. I mean, it's good. It's a good, but I mean, have you plateaued? Those are sort of things you might be thinking, Charlotte.

Yeah, yeah. Just like three in the morning, I'll just come to your minds. Yeah. Yeah. For example, I mean, that's why you should get that girl podcasted for God's sake. Another outlet is a good idea though. And I think in some ways, there's a lot of extra

about that, it sounds like Charlotte's more of an introvert. I'm, you know, I'm,'s, that's would be me as well. Main character syndrome. You're a man who's literally inside his own cupboard right now. Yeah. Just hiding from, from the world. Main character syndrome drives me mad, but, you know, that's what a lot of the internet is, isn't it? It's just people going, ah, no internal monologue.

I've got to do, you know, and you can, but if you're doing that, you need to commute it and say, I love that, love that post. That was great. Hmm. Or just, you know, you just get a blogger going or a, right, let's write it all down, let's make a movie out of this, you could say. I wanna see the movie, don't waste it on us, save it. Save it for the movie, you kidding me? Yeah, save it for the book.

Basically yeah, create an agency and sign this, sign this person because it sounds like they've got. I was thinking about that main character syndrome thing because the opposite of that is NPC being used as an insult. Have you heard this, the non-playable character? If someone calls you an NPC, they're basically saying that you're unimportant. It's like a sort of... You're not a real person. Unimportant.

Well, yeah, basically, yeah, like an unimportant figure. None of us have heard that. I don't know. That's just... I've got to live in Teldor. All things I'm playing character syndrome is it's surely understandable because you spend all your time with that character. If you're watching the sopranos and you're spending all your time with Tony soprano, then

you can safely say he's the main character. Sure, sure, I get what you're saying. Like, your story follows you even when you're having a shit, right? So it's like, if the narrative of the story is even the person who's taking a shit, that's part of the story. Then you can kind of understand why people would imagine that they're the main character of their own story. But that's not what's happening here, is it?

What's happening here is she's kicking the door up and going, come on, everyone, look, there's amazing shit. I'm done. I don't know, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, it's like, no, I know it's just a dream. I do know him, he's quite a funny, tight, or for it really. Yeah.

I guess it's a lack of understanding that other people shit. It is like, you won't believe. Watch what came out of this. There you are. Yeah, but you could, if there's a, you could go like, well look, this podcast can't wait, these ideas are too good. They set up a little soundproof room in the office. An hour every day, they just send her in there. You record

that, I'm going to listen to that on the way home, I cannot wait. You can get those booths, can't you, that I don't like the box around your head on a pole. Top bells in the board, right there. Yeah. But like, you can fit your shirts in there. Like these things, it's like a tiny, it is like just a box, it's like a head box studio, isn't it? One of those, get in there, can't wait. She's just got like a little door that I meet. Me, Danickedo, you can just, just wait, save this for the pod. Just let the door run out for the pod.

Little live like goes on. This is just to save that part of the drive. There's an episode of One Foot in the Grave when a very boring neighbor calls him up on the phone. Have you ever remember this? And the phone, he just sort of basically goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah calls him up on the phone. Have you remember this? And the phone, he just sort of basically goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Put the phone down, but it doesn't hang up. And like every now and then throughout the episode, you just want this up to the phone,

and pick up his, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But to make it out again, I'm going to be like, that's what you've effectively done to this person. If you go, you go over there, I'm going to stick a box over your head. I want to feel like a laugh, I'm going to open a flap on the box, go, is that right? And then put this flap again. And then, I'm pretty perfect. You want to feel like a laugh. I'm going to open a flap on the box. Is that right? I think Pots of fat again. And then I'm pretty perfect. You don't say. Yeah. Wow. Now, listen, counterpoint. This person, let's be frank, if they're having to flag the police down

because their hair is that good, then that's exciting. But yeah, might they just be completely honest and upset. Maybe they are incredible. We're assuming these things didn't happen. What if? We've not met this person. We've not seen this person's hair. I mean, I don't want to, but his Charlotte,

is there a little bit of like green dragon and put a gel in there? No, no, no, no. How's your hair, Charlotte? We've got to ask. Yeah. I don't know. How many barbers have stopped you in the street this week? If it's zero, then we understand why you don't like this woman. Because it happens that all the rest of us were always stopping the street.

Absolutely. Three out of four of us. Anyway, yeah. Never Matthew. I've never had it yet, but what parry lacks in hair, Anyway, yeah Never Matthew I've never had it yet, but What parry lax in here he makes up for in the fantastic shape of head well the the hairdresser's caught me I was too slow the police comes at the top of the road. I was on I just run out of breath and suddenly they were on me He was scalped. Yeah They took it off.

I just wasn't quick enough. Please go do anything about that. Can I have the problem? Exactly. Yeah, exactly. So anyway, I think we can safely say beef closed. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's not the phrase you use but I say it no I got

I don't know it's him today because Bell did it so well last time you're like oh no okay Charlotte happy to say beef solved no love that love that Tom thank you so much coming on the podcast we've spent so much time talking about other people's problems I didn't even get to ask you what you're what you're like to live with Yeah, hey look if I tell you what I'm like to live with you're gonna be like that's a biased opinion So what I've done is I've got my air being be your main character syndrome or kicking a character syndrome What it's basically people chase me out of street saying you're the best house mate I've ever seen

I'm having to call the police Day in day out like, like, please. You know, they're like, gosh. I just thought I'd share some Airbnb requests. Yeah, please do, please do, amazing. Can I just ask are these people who've stayed, you've stayed, sorry, I've stayed at their place, yeah. Right, you're not air being being out your place.

This is just times you've stayed with other people. So this is a good example, if I, if I were to sort of stay in a spare room of yours for a night. This is the sort of thing you can expect. A lovely company, very genial. Says Tony. Filippo says, discreet and nice. You're never too old.

What do you see? I mean, I guess I guess. Don't say anything. What if Flippo get up to you? Well, I'm not going to say. I'm not going to say. I'm not going to break my mind. You're going to say you're not going to say you're not going to say you're not going to be strong.

We shared. We came to an agreement. Good manners. Fine. That's from Vera. Good manners. Fine. Good manners.

Fine. Yeah. These all read like a three Yeah, William well William William here or great guest nice patient understanding I feel like it feels like the people who you're staying with have got a lot more stuff going on than you Yeah, I'm staying some bad places. What Fabio Porella here? And if you know Fabio, Fabio isn't doesn't give out good reviews. Willie Nilly. This is July 2018. So the world are going now. But Fabio Porella, again, who you wouldn't expect this from, Tom was the perfect Airbnb guest. Oh, that's big. That's big.

Thank you very much. I nearly put that on my fringe posters. LAUGHTER That's a good review. Yeah, it is tempting, isn't it? You just drop the mic. Good night. Well, my air being being dazed are over. It's not.

It's not too bad. Yeah, that's the stadium, isn't it, of Air B&B? That's the apple. It's sad for Fabio. What's it's been, what, five years, what it must have been like since then? Parade of knowing people, knowing his peers. Knowing he's peaked, yeah.

Well, can I just say you've been a fine guest. You've been very strict. I was, because you know, you know what, the great thing about the word fine is it could be, it could be fine as in the way you look. Yeah, fine art. I think I'm going to accept it at the positive on fine and say you have been a mighty fine guest here on the podcast. Thank you so much.

And I've had a fine time. Great. The fine time has had by all. Is there anything you want to plug? Where can people see you, find you, look at your work? Yeah, for sure. Hey, look, track me down online, I guess. I've got, I picked my social media moniker a while ago.

It's over it now, but it's too late to change it. It's Tom Bell forever at all the things. I started a new comedy night, but I forgot you late to change it. It's Tom Bell forever at all the things. I started a new comedy night, but I forgot you have to book them in advance, so it's... it's not going to be coming back to you next year, but that's called, for whom the Bell rolls. I have that. Yeah, that's it. Once you come up, I have to lie to do it, aren't you? And just enjoy yourselves, guys. It's been a hard year, hasn't it? You know what I mean? Always great to plug just to enjoying your life.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I'd say watch the match report, but it's shut us down. I'm so sorry, but I couldn't handle the shut us down. It was like, I can't be sure it was the FBI, but I think it goes to it. It goes to the top. I mean, your famously discreet, so you knew you would tell. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, gutted, but it's been lovely having you on the bar, man. We solved all the world's problems. Oh, yeah, it's a much better place to when the show started. Yeah, it is. It's been great. Thanks for having me on. I really loved it.

Ditto, ditto. From the starting, I can be. There it was. There it is. Here we go. Off we go. Yeah, off we go. Ah, that was a treat. Tom's a real ledge. Yeah, it was go. Oh, that was a treat.

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