Pappy's Flatshare - House Meeting (EDtv) S13E21

Episode Date: June 26, 2023

Matthew, Ben and Tom slide into your ear canal for another house meeting. This podcast is the companion piece to the edTV magazine which later became a film.Pappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetPappy's Insta - https://www.instagram.com/pappyscomedy/Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareFind tickets to all our live shows here - pappyscomedy.com/liveEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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And I'm Matthew and welcome to another exciting episode of Pappy's Flat Share House Meeting! House Meeting! For those of you that don't know, house meeting is when three likely lads sit down together and just absolutely spew forth the things that they're thinking about. Absolutely right. It's a new format that I don't think any podcasts have done before. Three white men talking to each other. Check it out, check it out. Do check it out, please.

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But before all of that, we have self-commissioned ourselves a live panel show. And if you're listening to this, on the day it comes out, on the Tuesday the 27th, then get yourself tonight to the Phoenix at, in Cavendish Square, and see a flat-share slam down that features not just Tom Davis, but also Esther Manito.

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He's right yourself here. I'm always talking about myself mate. Never not talking about myself, man. Yes, and if any of the issues in today's episode affect you, then please do email us at papysflatshare.com. We've actually had a very interesting email, but I will save that till after the part. Wow, Matt is what's nice in the trade as a teaser. All right, well, we'll see you after after house meeting for this email.

I've had a thought. I've got an issue. I've got a question I want to ask you. I want to talk. I want a chat. Okay, let's sit down and chew the fat. What temperature should we set the heat? Has me 10, me 10, me 10 Why on earth am I always waiting? Has me 10, me 10, me 10 Who went my bed while I was sleeping? Has me 10, me 10, me 10 What's the point? Does life have a meaning?

Has me 10 If you were recorded yourself 24-7 If you were Ed TV What a reference, yeah If you were Ed TV, what a reference. Yeah, Ed TV. The gentleman's Truman show. Came out around the same time, didn't it? It was one of those, you know, I've obviously went to both of them in the cinema and loved them both. But I think Truman show, what it had on its side was the sort of the religiosity, if that's the word. You know, like it made it seem like it was more profound than it was, or that TV was very much grounded in reality.

Yeah, do you know, I call the Truman Show a wanky head TV. I always have. I always have. But even before you'd see neither movie. I always go, I'll probably see the wanky head TV as well. Even though, head TV famously starts with the wanking scene as well. Does it? Do you remember that, like the first morning where he,

he like realises he's been recorded. He like wakes up, starts having a wank and then like sees the cameras and is like, oh well, carries on. It sets out, it's stall early doors. and then like sees the cameras and is like oh well, carries on. It sets out its store early doors. It says look you're in safe hands, none of this drawing on the fucking mirror like a six-year-old with toothpaste and saluting the crown or whatever that guy's up to.

This guy's keeping it real. That's what everyone likes, Ed. All I remember is he plays a lot of Paul with a bottle hold around his neck. And that seemed quite an impressive thing. Do they have a bottle hold around his neck? Yeah, no wonder he wanted to film him 24-7. Yeah.

He's cracked life. Exactly, he's a working class ledge. The bit I remember was when they follow all the, you know, like there's a was when they follow all the, there's a bit when they said he got, well, we're gonna follow every member of his family. Do you remember that? And they're like, and so there's like a split screen

they're watching in the, you know, Rob Reiner and Alan's Generas are watching the split screen of all of them, all of them together and there's, and they're filming Martin Landau, and all he's doing, because he's like the grandad. He's just sat on a mobility scooter, waving his arms around to get the cameras out the way.

And I remember thinking, you know what, if that was a channel in real life, I'd watch that. Yeah. You tell him, you, you tell him, you when you come home from a hard-to-hit work, you don't want to sit down and watch harassed Martin Landau. You know the parable of the three blind men trying to describe what an elephant is. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's us with their TV. There he is.

None of us can remember it, but we've all got very distinct memories of completely different bits. And I really, really, I really, there's three bits that really resonate with me. And there are most of you to do with Mike Landau. Firstly Mike Landau, that scene where he's waving his arms to try to get the camera away. The second thing is, he says he has to push in order to pee. And I thought, oh, that's what's lying ahead, is it? And then the other thing is, you know how he eventually

bests a Rob Reiner's character. Do you know that? No, he's a TV executive. Cannot. He finds out that Rob Reiner has had like a penile pump inserted that allows him to get... he has to pump himself up to get boners. And he reveals that on television and that and the Rob Reiner's at the head of the network and he shuts that whole thing down. And that's that's how he eventually bests him. Oh my god.

So so basically if we're the three blind men describing an elephant, Clark is focused on wanking, I focused on booze and you focused on old men and erectile dysfunction. They're kind of- Age of process, yeah. That's kind of the- that's kind of the edtv test. You give me five seconds with someone. Yeah, you give me five seconds with someone talking about TV and I'll tell you what type of person you have there you fall into three categories So anyway, yeah, if you were being recorded 24 hours a day Tom and I guess we're talking body cams Body cams have they put cams in your eyes?

Like glasses? I guess glasses is better than camera in your eyes, isn't it? Yeah, I say so. Oh, so what's wrong with the body cam? Body cams on the chest, isn't it? You can keep a body cam on the chest. Right, yeah. You can wear a body cam hat.

I thought it was like on the chest, but point to get your face. Like the same eye. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, We're talking body cam on the chest and we're talking two cameras in your glasses that mirror where your eyes are looking. What about if you're not wearing glasses? I mean it's fine for me. You are wearing glasses, that's part of the... It's this that's... Apple's new thing, if you're wearing those. Yeah, like if you don't normally wear glasses then you haven't got any lemon or any lenses in.

But the technology is that the eyes show what you're looking at. Right. Yeah. The camera eyes look, show what you're looking at. Right. Yeah. The camera eyes look, so what you're looking at. The body cam shows what you're doing. Yeah. Right. You're mic'd up to the 9s.

Can I just ask one question? There's nothing attached to your brain to show what you're thinking about, is there? No. No, okay. We're not about to do that. You're all right. You're not about to dystopian stage just yet. They can't film that yet.

No, okay, fine. Dead I'm in. Would you? For, I mean like, no, no, not would you. What do you think it would change about your daily routine? Almost everything. I mean, I was just gonna work out who could watch as well or who's watching, but... Yeah, go on. Is it just on a website somewhere that you can go and, you know, a bit like that?

Yeah. Being John Malkovich, you can be Tom Perry. Well, you don't control it. No, you can just tap in and see what he's up to. You can just log into TomParry.com and be like, oh yeah, easy way to chose again. Can you see when someone's looking at it? I can just imagine like every time you click to someone, just the web page they're looking at, just suddenly gets scrolled over to anyone. The tab changes. No, you don't know. Right. If you were being watched at all times, would change? Yeah, of course you'd change every aspect of your life, wouldn't you? What would you think? I don't know.

I think after a week you'd just crack on. I think the first thing I would stop the first thing I would stop doing is WhatsApp and text groups. Oh, yeah, just I think that would be that would have to be that would have to be day one just gone WhatsApp and text groups that's that's over that part of my life I've got a draw of veil over it. It's not happened anymore Is that your last bastion of privacy in the way? Yeah. My encrypted WhatsApp's.

Yeah. Your last options for private thoughts, jokes, et cetera. Exactly right. Yeah. Is WhatsApp. That's the, that's the sell on it's happening again. Yeah, I had a chat with Clark about this the other day where WhatsApp's, no, no, ironically not. But I was saying like, there's, I was like, with talking about this the other day. Where? What's that? No.

No, ironically not. But I was saying like, I was like, there's, you've got to have that group. What's that group where you can say the stuff that you can't say? Like what's your worst, what's your most trusted what's that group, I guess? Everyone, I think everyone's got one that's like, this is what I think about this. Yeah, you kind of said that that isn't something you necessarily have

Is that right or have you got one? Yeah? No, no, no, I'm thinking about it. I was like what would I have said? I can't remember what I'd say and I can't I can't particularly think of one But I guess I'm definitely I've got more than one Particularly think of one. But I guess I'm definitely, I've got more than one. That's how much I've had to go down. I've got one. You've got more than one. Clark got one.

Yes, I've got one. We see the wank in the booze, your man. But if you were in at least one of them. So I'm only playing at a different level. Either that or what I've got to say, so outrageous, it's not actually as outrageous as I thought. I mean, me and Clark have a reaction group to that. But here we go.

It's called Cross, Cross, Cross. Cross break. No, it's just going, I'm thinking of leaving. No, don't upset him. Oh no, I'll stay for another day, but if he says nothing like that, I'm out. Oh, I'm thinking of leaving again, you know, but it goes back and forth.

But that's what, that's what, what sucks become though, as it is, the last bastion of, of weirdly, the last bastion of privacy is actually a social media site where you share things with other people. Yeah. But I mean, well, the last bastion of privacy is the inside of the brain.

That's why I was more worried about them putting a little, you know, putting a little thing up that knows the goons of brain and then all your thoughts are being. But you know, musk is working on that shit. Oh, I saw something the other day that was, where did I put it? Who are they? They've shown, they've like,

got some kind of think of an image and they've printed a picture. Where did I see that video? Oh, I saw it really on the internet. Yeah, definitely the technology is not far away of being able to stick it. You know like, you know the advert where you could stick a jack into someone's head and hear what music they were thinking of. We're not far away from that advert. Yeah, I saw them doing that. I saw them telling musicians to think of songs

in as much detail as they could and then like reading the the brainwaves and from that being able to replay the songs. Good luck doing that with me. Yeah. That's a song but it seems like it's Yeah. That's a song, but it seems like it's just the script for MTV. I could do a similar service, which is I ask someone to think of a bit of MTV. And then I fast forward to the bit that I think they're thinking of. And if it isn't the bit where he's got a bottle tied right next to him, I don't know. I have to go back to the drawing board. You know what? I think you've actually cracked into something.

Genuinely, a good psychological test about who a person truly is. Because when you said, being John Malkovich, I immediately started thinking, what other things, because I think about that movie, you know, that's one of the films I really loved it when it came out. I think about it probably, I would say more than a lot of other movies. More than Ed Teevick. What, I don't know, Ed Teevick's probably up there as well. That a lot of other movies. More than Ed Teeves. What?

I don't know. Ed Teeves is probably up there as well, it's one of those films. I think there's a certain era around the late 90s, early 2000s when I was watching a lot of films. Yeah. My brain was still a sponge and I wasn't paying enough attention to my A level revision. All that was going in instead. Yeah.

But... And it's when, that's the age where you thought this shit really matters. Yes, absolutely. It was like, whatever this movie, the next great movie will be so important, it will change our lives. Yeah. And that's because, you know, it's going to go, oh yeah, maybe I might want to go see what I'm going to say. I might watch that, alright, I get the gist. But like, there's that age between 16 and 22 I think where it was like these

this is this is absolutely vital. Yeah it's absolutely crucial. And can I just interrupt very quickly and say the matrix? The matrix in that period has that's the one that really landed because now when you have old Andrew Tate talk about the references, he's not referencing it TV. Imagine if they're made tricks, the matrix for a film that's like, you know, old, it's really, it's really cut through with, you know, the idea of being piled and stuff

and a glitch in the matrix. All of these things, these terms that are just used all the time, it's really, really cut through. No one's using edtv as a... I like to think of it in a parallel universe, where they're doing that with edtv, where Andrew takes, like, if you think that, then you're just trapped in edtv, man. I don't know, I'm just going to be coming from his butt around his neck and uh... I think I is. I think I is to prison. It's actually me, David. How do they make bread and no wheat in?

It's me, David. ACAS powers the world's best podcast. Here's a show that we recommend. Hi, I'm David Boris, Canadian historian and host of curious Canadian history, a bi-weekly deep dive into the wild, worrisome and wonderful world of Canadian history. This season we've covered not season Alberta, the Palestinian partition, and even the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. We also have eight seasons worth of back episodes all right there for your listening pleasure.

Check out new episodes of curious Canadian history every other Tuesday wherever you get your podcast. Acast helps creators launch, grow, and monetize their podcasts everywhere. Acast.com. Do you want to do the moments you think of when you think of John Malkovich? Don't overthink it, but I can tell you straight away the moments that I think of. The job interview. The job interview, straight away I think about the job interview, when John Kusak goes for the job,

again he does like a, he does like a, you know, he shows him a card, it's got a grenade on it, he shows him a card, he's got a little squiggle to it, he goes, that's not a letter, he goes, ah, you know, that character, the character, the guy doing the job interview, he talks about drinking carrot juice to keep him young, buddy, he says, and I've got to sit down to pee,

like a god damn girly girl. That's the phrase he uses. And that's weirdly, that's the other things. So if you mention your relation in a movie, it stays with me. It seeps into my soul. So clearly that's, I've got some sort of issue around. I'm just deep in piss. Exactly. I'm all in with our WhatsApp group, isn't it? The cross-be-reaction WhatsApp group is sted in piss. Yeah. I remember that really really keenly. I also remember that when Cameron Diaz goes into Malcolm Vitch's body and she rubs his chest and goes, mm-hmm, sexy. rubs his chest and goes, mm-hmm, sexy. Is it?

No, I think this is a film that I thought I knew so much better, but I don't remember either of those moments. Oh, I loved being Jamaican. So are you starting a movie podcast piss club with Mark Kermode? Yeah. As soon as you return to my emails, it's happening, man. Famous piss moments in films with Nazi clubs. No, that's not what I'm talking about.

I'm talking about what you take away from a film, I think says a lot about you. If you speak to somebody about a film they saw, I mean, what was, what was Malcolm Bitch? 99, 98, something like that. Yeah. You know, so we're talking nearly 25 years ago. If you say something, this film you saw 25 years ago,

you probably haven't watched it many, many times since, what bits jump out at you. I think that taps into who that person really is. Yeah. In my case, it'd be the wrong film. And you go. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that was a TV. Yeah. The John Lankovic has got a bottom line. Tom wants again, that said TV. What I know about your personality is, you've only ever seen one film and it turned TV. Basically, there's this mad video

on cropped up online the other day. A Bob Moncoe's being interviewed, talking about how his mother only ever hugged him twice in his life. I remember that. I watched that, yeah, yeah. And he, in great detail, describes those two moments and it's incredibly affecting. Is it really?

Yeah, it's incredible to watch. But he says his mom lived his life by the mantra, what would the neighbors think? And that's, he said the older he's got the more he believes that's the right way to go about thinking about life, what would the neighbors think? Yeah. And I think, you know, we've only got more and more of them. The neighbors would think, oh, he's done, mate. Fuck sake. And TV again.

Oh, God. Tom is just a TV. He's talking to TV. Yeah. I think it's like, it's TV again. It's all good. It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV.

It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV.

It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV. It's just a TV. know with kind of social media, living and Instagram and stuff like everything is, everything shown. I don't think it's that long until you're everyone will have, you'll be able to just log in and watch MatthewCrosby.com and see what you're up to and everyone will have

that. I don't think... But yeah, but I think the difference would be, it's in the same way that for Instagram, you're not sticking every single moment of your life up there. You would probably go, right, I'm gonna go live on MatthewCrosby.com for the next half hour. And I'll get all the WhatsApping and all the sticky, you know, grimey.

What's up, you know. That's everything. That's everything. Out of the way. And all of my, like, I would make sure that I would, you know, I would sat down to pee, like a goddamn girl, I would've done all those things. And I would've got that the way I would've been, and I would've just sat down and pushed them way

of my arms around like an old man, because the lights have gone out in the Lou. And I would, and then I would, then I would go live and it would be a lot more Curated I think because that's what you know, I know there's the I know there's be real, you know But I think even that there's an element of curation to that isn't there So I think I think it's good. I think you I can't see I can see it at a world existing that soon, where my dad switches on his camera

and just everything he goes about all day, is becomes life, you know? I think 10 years. 10 years. All technology will be wearable. And in order to use it, you have to click a box. And that box will say, we have a twist to everything. I don't know.

All the technology will wear well. Starting, of course, with the bottle holder. The bottle holder. Listen, the sun's taken. The sun's taken one image. You give me ten years. And should you want to be here, you'll just be wearing it around your neck. Honestly, in ten years, I can see us having the technology to make that happen.

You just click a button and then be on the tube. It's not're wearable. Yeah. What about like cooking appliances? Because surely that seems dangerous, doesn't it? Like I don't, you know, like my, my breathless sandwich toast, do I love it? I like to, I like to, I like to make it.

I say you want to float. That as like, that as like a bag, a slung around your shoulder, you're heading out around your day and you're able to reach into your bag. Clarky, it's 25 degrees currently. Why have I got a brevel sandwich test? You were short in a technology. Don't worry about that.

They would have sold it out. That's why they call it dystopian cross-biss. Everyone's got a brevel sandwich, mate. I've got a brevel sandwich test. way. I've got a brevel sandwich down here in a nuclear bullet under each arm. That's the future. A brevel sandwich maker stamping on your face forever. That's what I always said. I think that's what I just think I'm not saying you're going to be wearing your walk to work. I'm not saying. By the way, have you been to walk to work? Really good. Honestly. By the way, have you been to walk to work?

Really good. Honestly, it's quick, but the quality's there. Imagine working there and also having to wear your walk to work. Imagine telling people about that. Well, it's one of the less exciting days in the office calendar, isn't it? Bring your daughter to work.

Yeah, there's a reason for that, but where you're locked to work. You didn't have a charity, no, no, it's just one of the boss's ideas. What's the boss up to now, he's just in his office watching TV again. That's it, you mark my words. We'll be back on here in 10 years time, and all everyone will. That's the most so-good part of it. And the story so far. That to me. Come on, robot's take over. I'm absolutely naked every after to sit down to be like a goddamn girl.

Oh, P pod's going to go up and stop that. And I guess I guess so he's an interesting follow on question. Yes, he says optimistically. He says while still we have questions. He says, if I've am, if I've am, but listen, any second now, questions going to come. It's interesting. Interesting.

Interesting. It invertebrates. Commerce. Well, I was about to say like as a, as a, as like a, a jockey comment, I was gonna say, so crossbeam's website would be called www.sitland. Like a, god, done girly girl to pee.com or whatever it may. What would your website, if,

if there was a website where you could access it to watch what you were up to all day, what would your title be for your website? That isn't just like mathuacrossbeam.com. PaulNub.com? Okay. title be for your website that isn't just like MatthewCrosby.com. PaulNub.com? It would just be like, you know, like when you used to buy a bootleg, you know, you used by a bootleg movie and it'd be filmed in the cinema. And you're like, I've actually watched you in PaulNub, but through Clarkies' eyes.

You know, there's a little extra free son of having a bit of company while you're doing it. Where can you find a TV nowadays? I know, I'm just going to Tompari.com there he is. Weirdly, the seed again. Am I even thinking it's Harold, Son, McConaughey and Hurley? Yes, it is, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you're absolutely right. That's already a bit of cast and the Truman show. It's definitely Harrison McConaughey,

a great, a great pair. I don't know if this, if this is MTV versus Truman show, it's gonna stand up if you watch them both again. Well, that's been a homework for a listener dear. Watch both of the link report back to us. I mean, love how we're not going to do that. Yeah, I was going to say, talk about passing the back. Yeah, well, that's good homework.

I mean, I thought, oh, Tom's actually going to do some work outside of sit on the microphone and then started talking about anything he's thought about. I haven't got time for that. You haven't got time to watch two movies between now and I mean you've got three weeks to the next house meeting. I'm going to listen to this. He's got time to fit the dream and show into his ed TV schedule. That's the problem.

Jenny's hoppers. Jenny's hoppers in there. Hoppers. This hoppers in there. Hell of a**. This is good. Any other surprise names in there? Was that right?

Is it Rob Reiner and Alan DeGeneres? Lay the unit. Alan DeGeneres is in there, yes. Rob Reiner's in there. Dennis Hopper. Martin Landay, folly yes. Rob Reiner is in there. Dennis Hopper. Martin Landay, Folly Wright. Adam Goldberg's in there. You're listening to IMDB. The podcast.

You know who else is in there? No, but I'm not. Harry Shira and Michael Moore. What's good? Whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's a good cast. I actually think more. Mr. Bill, yeah. I think the opposite is true, Clark. I think people will revisit and go, blood yell. Ed TV absolutely smashes the true

and show out of the water. Do you know what? I'm really into watching it now actually. Ed TV. Ed TV, yeah. I'm just gonna have it, I'm just gonna see if I can find it. And watch online because I feel like it's really,

it's really scrapped an inch. Oh, an absolute steal. £2.49 on YouTube. Oh, £2.49 was in Prime Video. It's a, I forgot it was, it's Ron Howard as well, isn't it? I forgot it's Ron Howard. Of course it's Ron Howard. Yeah. Oh, goodness. I know. I don't say, I'm just on, I'm just on prime video, 111 views, right? 111 views, four and a half stars. It's doing, it's a good, you know what, if that was a, you know, like a little item for the house,

if that was a teapot or a soup strainer or something, you know, or a body can. You definitely go four and a half, four and a half stars, I'm getting that. Oh, I'm into it, man. And I honestly will be interested to know if true and show holds up. I don't think it does.

I think Truman show is going to, I think Truman show, I think you'll find actually, Ed TV has a lot more to say about the, Ed TV has a lot of turning ordinary people into celebrities. It pre, you know, it, it's a precursor to influencer culture. I feel like Ed MTV might be, it should have as much significance as the matrix. It should be our matrix, the non-alike people.

Yeah, right, yeah, yeah. It should be, no, not even the left, just normal people. It should be the, it should be, I'm gonna call it the Normies matrix. That's what I'm calling it. MTV is the Normies matrix. That's what I'm calling it. It's TV is the Normies Matrix. Guys, have you taken no pills?

LAUGHTER The only pills I've taken are for my urine retracting patient. But, this is, I don't want to talk about that, please don't get that camera out of my face. Listen, just wave my arms around. You got to wake up and sit from the bottle that's tied around your neck, man. LAUGHTER I've got a bottle that's tied round my leg actually.

I don't want to talk about that. I said I don't want to talk about it but just stay here for a bit. Stay up for a while, look. Get out the gallon of what I don't want to talk about. I want to watch the clip of that. That's a good one. I'm always taking the members. Yeah, Rent in HD, 349 but who you don't want to rent in to enter HD? Never right now. I never rent in HD. Always don't.

You've always got to go more purchase options. You've got to save yourself 80p. Look after the 80p's and the pounds will look at themselves. The rest of the 20 people are going to be like, oh, God, what's up? Yeah, because you're an HD man. Oh, you're renting in HD man. You're in HD man. Oh man. You never, you never rent an HD. Those films aren't designed. MTV's not meant to be watched in HD. It's not in HD. It's not in Lewis.

The money man came round your house to sort of go through your finances. The first thing he'd be going, what is this? Corner HD. Right, get rid of that first. You don't need it in HD man. You don't need it in HD man. You're not a fool. You're not a fool.

You're not a fool. You're not a fool. You're not a fool. You're not a fool. You're not a fool. You're not a fool. You're not a fool. You're not a fool. go through your finances. The first thing he'd be going, what is this? Corn H.D. right, get rid of that first deal. You don't need it in A. You don't need any of that. You're not looming a forward. You're not running an I. Whoa. Just, MTV was meant to be viewed in LD. Low-deaf. You should be pixelating all over the place. I don't like it. You should be like, is that Martin Landau or is that Pac-Man? I can't tell the difference. That's what you want. I'll know watching pixels. Holds up man. Pixels or pixels.

It's good stuff man. I love pixels. What an evening. What's the worst thing you've considered eating? I do think there's something in that, that to be explored, the foot like, and also the music is not over to the record for but between 16 and 22, that's for me is the, but I was a late starter. I think you were a bit culturally cross by your kind of from 12. Yeah, definitely man. I think we're about to arrive. Yeah, to arrive.

Everything from 1990 onwards, I was well on board. I was really into it. Smash hits were about 1988. You know, NME, Melody Maker, about 1992, 1993. What a time. Do you think, if we've been podcasting in the 90s, we'd have had a companion magazine? Oh absolutely, well yeah totally, yeah the magazine wouldn't be the companion, the

podcast would be the companion. That was back when Print Media was king man, it was a golden era, pre digital. I actually, I didn't realise head TV was a movie until long after I'd written magazine. That was, I always, did you ever do that? Do you ever get that, you would go and see a film and then you'd go to WH Smith and you'd be like, oh, it's also a book. Yeah. And you'd buy a book of like Ghost Pusters and you'd be like, this is not, like even as a child you'd be like, this is just somebody has done like a comprehension exercise on this is what is vaguely writing down what they vaguely remember the film is what we should do now we

should write the books of it TV together I reckon we could do it what was them didn't what was the Michael Critan book about a date? Drasa Bucke. No, the Rasa Gap. Yeah, it wasn't there a book about an ape. It was like vaguely King Kongy that kind of got made. A combo of... Kongo. King Kongy.

I think I watched that in the cinema before one of my birthdays. Yeah. Yeah. Kongo was high on the... High, the hog after a Jurassic Park. Like I'll watch whatever this guy writes now. And then, then, then, then quickly decided, you know, I'm not going to do that actually. Yeah, Congo. Congo was like, many ways it was our Jurassic Park, wasn't it? I'm going to have Jurassic Park, that's okay.

Listen, go back and watch them both. Congo holds up, man. Congo holds up. Oh boy. This is a film podcast. I would absolutely love to hear. Where Harry defends the other film. That's what it's supposed to be called the other film.

It's called the other film. And we give you a classic. And you're there going, actually, Dante's Peak was the superior. You know, I really feel like that is not a bad concept where we give you the movie. So this is what was riding high, and you've got to tell us, you know, both in the conscience

of the consciousness of the public and also in the charts, but you have to say, no, no, that's not the one. This is the one. This is the one. Sure. What do you do? What was it called? The prestige and what was the other one? The illusionist, isn't that like that? Yeah, yeah, and we'll present those and Parry'll go, no, no, no, no, no. What you don't remember is that Mitchel Webb made a movie for the magicians. And that is the movie we should be talking about.

Let's talk about now you see me. Oh, now we're talking. And also we've been hearing you. And you see all my alternatives, I'm Woody Harald. Also, everybody Harold. Oh my god. Oh my god. What an ironic name for a movie as well. Now you see me. No, I don't.

No, you don't. No, you see me too. No, I didn't see you. I didn't see him. I'm to neither of you. No, you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. No, you see me too, of course, a Harvey Weinstein film.

Where am I right? Where am I right? Hello? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we heard it. Uh, safer for the WhatsApp Tom. Thank you.

So that was a lovely bit of business. Yeah, it was good stuff. It was good stuff. Plucky's throwing, pinging off the hook of me saying, can I leave the WhatsApp? There's just the three of us again. I'm getting a smiley. Do you know what I'll say this about WhatsApp groups?

The emojis have lessened the, I feel like the emojis are such a cheap way out of actually. You know like when you used it back in the day if you weren't a ha ha ha ha, it'd be like I've really earned that. Whereas people just punching in a laughing emoji is, it's not the same currency. Oh no, the other one is that the thumbs up Which I use the thumbs up a lot. Yeah, um apparently it is quite a sort of our generational thing Kids don't use the kids don't use the thumbs up and they see it was almost a little bit rude The thumbs up to you know rather than acknowledging me even to write K or something after the message just to say you've read it. I hate K. I hate K.

I think that's more dismissive than the thumbs up. I think thumbs up, come on. Yeah, I'm the thumbs. You know, like it's, I was saying that's totally cool man. That's it. But the thumbs up is still, it can feel a bit weird when you like,

you know, you send a long message and you just get the thumbs up and you're like, that's sort of not, thumbs up is it? There's actually information in here that needs to be, it's just like somebody, like, if you can't do it. Hang on, hang on. Are we talking about our podcast group where you say, what days you available this week

and I just give a thumbs up? Is that what this is? Yeah, it's absolutely an intervention. What is the probability of a conversation? All this date, thumbs up. Thumbs up. Yeah, thumbs up, go quite absolutely an intervention. One hundred percent of the station. All this state thumbs up. Thumbs up. Yeah, thumbs up, go quite for four hours. And you know what, four hours coming four days.

And do you know what thumbs up means? Listen to the deal I can tell you now, thumbs up means I'm not available for either of those days. That's what it means. It's a code it's taken us many years. Many, many years to crack. I'm talking about this in four days. I'm going to give you a thumbs up and then just move away, conversation.

Let you, and let you put your hair out. We need to reset a stone for Paris emojis. I feel like the emojis have done for the hard earned. I think that a lot of people though, I think it just depends on the currency you were all already using, because I think a lot of people would have just been laughing face anyway. Yeah. And you're just using it.

I don't think we are, we were always ha ha has. I mean, the crying laughing thing. I mean, the crying laughing thing. The crying laughing thing, when you, you know, like I always picture people sending the crying laughing thing with just like the most stony expression on the earth. How often you actually genuinely crying laughing? I mean obviously when it's Tom's messages always. Oh I'm crying. Yeah. But the thing I think has been more devalued even more so than the crying,

laughing emoji, is the heart. The heart used to be, you know, like, you would give like, I love you, on a card for Valentine's Day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd go to a city that changed your life, you'd buy an I love New York, I heart, New York t-shirt, you know, the heart, if you drew a heart next to someone's name

at primary school, that wasn't just like, yeah, they're okay. Which is kind of what the heart has become now. You know, every, you know, like the heart's become, it's become a lie, cousin. The heart's become a lie, yeah. And that's not what it should be. Yeah, and if anything,

if the heart's become a lie, what's replaced what it should be. Yeah, and if anything. If the hearts become alike, what's replaced the heart? Nothing. So, if anything, we've watered down love. There is no, yeah, you know, black eyed peas. Where is the love? On the MTV soundtrack, guys. Is it? No, I don't know. LAUGHTER Good day. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be Wait, are they addicted to the trauma and like things that cause drama or are they addicted to the drama and like things cause trauma?

I will never know. I'll never know. I don't remember a different part of the song because... LAUGHTER I'll tell you what guys. I know you're asking for it. Bon Jovi are on there. Bear making ladies on there. Bear making ladies. I'm on the roof.

You made it onto the side. And naked ladies. You're one week, it turned 25. You'd be 40 on there. That's a lot of weeks. That's a lot more than one week. Ha ha ha. You'd be 40 on there?

Yep, I can believe that. Love of the end of this episode was just a slow fade-out Tom reading. One for me, Corner Shop, one for Clark E. Osamattly. Oh, beautiful. And, and Crosby, are you a fan of Joe Text? I don't know, I don't know. We've run out of...

I, you know, to be honest, Tom, I don't, I don't remember Joe Text. Joe Text, Joe Text is over, past me by. J-Tex is your lesson less these days, isn't it? Because it's on the ground. J-Tex has left the conversation. Have you got any agenda to try and ween off WhatsApp? Is that something that's ever on your agenda, do you think, or are you still leaning hard into it? No, I don't I've got no problem with with what's up I like it. I'm pretty good at Joe

I'm pretty good during the day like there are certain groups because obviously the company we keep not everybody has a what you call a day job So they'll often be popping off job So they'll often be popping off or a job So they often be popping off during the day and I will just I'm very good at kind of go Well put that on mute and I'll enjoy that with a lot of har-harz You know on the train home I can sit down I can catch up with the crossbones of the day. Yeah, I enjoy that.

I enjoy a three hours later, you get a laughing emoji from crossbeany think he enjoyed that. He got round, he got round, he kind of enjoyed it. He got, oh, ha, ha, ha, enjoy it. He got round to it and he enjoyed it. Yeah. That's what the ballet, it took my time with it. The emojis do, the emojis do allow you to go back and go.

Yes. Like that one. Yeah. Here's the thing, I don't think you can go back to a message that was sent more than a couple of minutes ago and stick a ha ha ha on it. Yeah. You know, you can't reply with a ha ha ha ha. It disrupts the flow of that.

You know, you're seeing mad. It's bad. What's up Etica, you can't do that. I still have that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you go, are you going back, Parry and checking your stats? No, what, if you think you've landed a,

if you think you've landed a Perler, do you go back and go, what? No, but you wait. That was a seven. You're a seven in my head. You stick one in and then you wait, don't you? And then you're seeing you think, I'm just, who's gonna buy it one in and then you wait, don't you? And then you see anything.

Who's going to buy it? Yeah, and you go, I know more people enjoyed that than that in on. You know what though? For me, for me, the absolute wounder. No, no, I'm the same as you, but the absolute wounder for me is the nice little rift going everyone's sending in messages, everyone's putting a funny thing in.

Lots of har har's flying about, lots of har har's flying about. You sticking your comment. Bang. Nothing. Zero. Back again, the one that got in. Bantry, Bantry.

Loads of har har's, you go, oh, maybe something, and then you think, well, okay fair enough, maybe you've lost in the speed of it. Then somebody comes back through later, with their glass of wine at 8 PM that night. Still nothing. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, see, you all skips it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, good stuff. And they just sort of had no hard, hard, you know, it's a bit like the festival stall where, you know,

you always feel sorry for the food sort, the festival hasn't got a queue. Yeah. Because it's really hard to get that queue going. You see, you know, you think, oh, it looks like it got, you know, a nice subway sandwich there or whatever, whatever it's going to be, like a nice, nice Greek wraps there, but there's no cue.

What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna join this huge cue for this other thing. I feel like that's what's happening there with my, I'm just, I'm serving fantastic, Savlaki, but because there's no cue around there, people just think it's throwing Savlaki to swine. Savlaki to swine, that's how I'm gonna, I'm gonna change the aim of the... That's good, that's a good title for what Savlaki to swine. That's how I'm gonna change the name of the...

That's good, that's a good title for what's up. He just wants a group. Ben has left the group. And they never be able to find what it's called. What the fuck did I call it? What the fuck is that? Changing your names. Come on guys.

They should be setting stone. I'm trying to win off my groups. And what that means is I'm kind of in the prime position of waiting for a really juicy moment to leave Once you well, what you kind of got to tell you now you're doing a fantastic job of weeding off the what when you're available to record this Honestly thumbs up point I can even know you're still a member of it thumbs up Tom Paris left the conversation Tom Paris, you know you were still a member of it. Tom Paris left the conversation. Is this your way of saying there's a GC moment really?

This is the last ever podcast you recorded in us. I've also found the GC moment. Yeah. Here's a good tech idea. Did you see the new story the other day about the guy who faked his own death and then landed at his family, his own funeral in a helicopter to teach his family a lesson? No. That is.

It's clearly. What lesson is that? It was clearly a lot of money. Yeah. It was clearly some South American drug lord or someone with that kind of mad energy and money and Fates Zone Death and then arrived at his own funeral in a helicopter. Joey's happily there. They should value the time they have to get them all. Oh my God. They're in the same way. Cherish me.

In the same way they should be. And then ironically, he's helicopter crashed, didn't he? He landed straight into the hole. He landed straight into the hole. The blades of his helicopter took out the rest of his family actually. He landed straight into the hole. He landed straight into the hole. The blades of his copter took out the rest of his family, actually, it was really awful, awful, awful, it was. There should be like a cheat app that you could download

that lets you, it says, Tom Perry's left this group, but you remain in the group. Oh, you sneaky baby. You can what's up fake your own death and then stick around and see what's really going on. You don't want to do that Tom. Just saying people would. Yeah. Tom just leave the group again. People would, people would use that. I don't know, I'm not a bad one, I know. No, I'm not. It's one of those things you should never find out

what people are saying about you behind your back. Oh, what's up? No good, behind your back on what's up exactly, yeah. No good can never come of that. I don't think any positives can come from... I'm gonna put that in the exact same category as faking your own death. It seems kind of cool, but the long-term effects of it are you're never really gonna have anybody's trust ever again. There is... there is... that is the whole issue with faking your own death. There is a certain element of seems kind of cool about it. It sounds cool

No No, no, because you stay you stay on camera Top camera still going please Please tell me his last words. Well actually, bye. It's good last words. It's really good. Cheers everyone, bye. Well anyway, there we go. Wow, yes. Tom has left the conversation. He's realised that his family have left the house and now he can go relax and do something

that TomParry.com is not what you just see yet. The other thing that will happen, I don't really want to open this door at 46 minutes, okay, is through AI, you'll be able to never leave WhatsApp, even after your death. And then I'll put your entire, you'll be able to put your entire WhatsApp history into AI and then Matthew Crosby will be able to remain in the groups as a presence.

That's good though, isn't it, right? That's quite, in fact, I'll quite like that for just during the day like your Twitter account What benefit do you get from Matthew Dianne? He's never leaving this group He ain't leaving I Leave it is death, but the one upside we don't't get. You know that famous scene from Leonardo DiCaprio in that film, I call it the, a business head TV, I call it.

Oh yeah. You know, I ain't leaving. I ain't leaving. And then he takes a swig from his bottom round his neck. I think that's it. Yeah, yeah. That's how I remember it. Business head TV, it's a good film.

How's me doing? What would you say to Rome? How's me doing? Probably nothing at all. There you go. I's meeting. What would you say to Roman? There you go. A house meeting with a mission. Go forth. Watch the Truman Show, watch MTV report back. I think we're in for a big old surprise. All right. It's going to be, you know what, I'm with you on this time. I feel like there's, it's got a lot more to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like it's got a lot more to say than, yeah.

I'm up for the challenge. There's dirt under its nails, isn't there? There's dirt under its nails. I think Truman shows different beast. I think it's gonna be, I think Truman shows different beast. I think it's going to be, I think we're going to find it a lot more sort of prescient than the Truman show ever was. But let's see. You know, next house meeting we'll find out and report back and of course we'll have all forgotten to do that. Sorry, a lovely message, a lovely message sent to our Pappy's FlatShare

at gmail.com email address. If you'd like to get in touch, please use that Pappy's Flat Share at Gmail.com. This is from Andy. Now, you're going to be very happy with this one Tom. Oh no. Dear Ben Matthew Tom and Emma in no particular reverse order. Long time patron, first time emailer, I think here. Read the songs with foods in the title game in today's flat meeting. Yes. It helps meeting but it should be flat meeting. You're absolutely right, Andrew. Another strong point of order. Read the songs with foods in the title game in today's flat meeting. Tom court all sorts of

flat for putting King of Rock and Roll in the first round because the hot dog in the lyrics isn't in the title. So it doesn't even count by the rules of the game, etc. Hello! Right, Andrew. King of Rock and Roll? Yeah, boy. So, Rub it in, Matthew even picked Roll with it a few rounds later, just as for Tom, yours edibly, Andy. And you know what, Andy, you're absolutely right. You are 100% correct. I wholeheartedly apologize to Tom for saying

you couldn't have King of Rock and Roll and then going for roll with it as well. Apology, not accept. No, apology, I didn't accept it. But you know what, and that's all so fine. Can I, I would apologize, apology either. Can we just take a moment as well? I think that might be the first ever justice for Tom

in the history of the podcast. Yeah that's a few and far between that's why I had to make a you know we get we get justice for Clarkie messages three four or five three or four times a week. Just by giving the justice for Clarkie folder and delete you know exactly exactly. We all get to get a folder first. I do appreciate that. We all get it. I'm getting a folder first, I don't appreciate that. We all get it, right? We don't let Clarke speak. When Clarke says something really good, we're probably, we're in a way talking, yeah, that's just, let's just take that as a given, all right?

Tom and I talk loudly and over each other and don't really let Clarke get a word in edgewise. But when Tom makes, when Tom gets crucified for no good reason, by one of his nearest and dearest WhatsApp buddies, then Andy, you're absolutely right to point it out. Hashtag justice for Tom. Have fun. And if you think there's more justice

that's need serving up after today's listen, then please do get in touch at Buffy's flat shirt. Oh no. that's need serving up after today's listen, then please do get in touch at Buffy's flat shirt. Oh no. How are you spelling that? How are you spelling? Oh. Oh, that's actually how you put out HDP.

Oh, I hate it. Tom has such an aversion to do any of the actual admin that he's through, I see stuff. He's now with real happy people. He's honest. His eyes have absolutely no He's throught his stuff. He's now with Drururipi. His eyes have, have swallowing an idea when I was a mate to say them. Please get in touch at Papi's. No, I know, I've said that email. He's not that, is it?

Yeah, it's at email.com. Yeah, it's a bit of an online call. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah. Papi's flash are at email.com. Yeah. Don't forget to get an email.com. If you want to know what email is, you're not dropping in the game. What I did, it's flash. And it's Papi's flat share at an email.com, if you want to know what email is about to come to the game.

It's Papi's flat share at gmail.com. The details will be in the show notes as indeed will the details of the live show as well you want to check it out. Who knows, by the time this goes out you might have sold out, it's certainly getting close to that, sitting in very close to that. Yes. What a funny tip. What a treat. Lovely. What a funny tip.

What a treat. Lovely. There's life in the old doggy at A-Boys. LAUGHTER He is right. And today's episode was produced by Emma Corsham. Corsham. Corsham.

Cheers everyone. Bye. Bye. Cheers everyone! Bye!