Pappy's Flatshare - House Meeting (Hat's Entertainment) S13E29
Episode Date: August 21, 2023Matthew, Ben and Tom slide into your ear canal for another house meeting. Everyone's looking to be promoted to Scripted, and they're auditioning with one line, one accent, and one imaginary hat. Pappy...’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetPappy's Insta - https://www.instagram.com/pappyscomedy/Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareFind tickets to all our live shows here - pappyscomedy.com/liveEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Folks, before we start this episode of Papi's Flat Share House Meeting,
we would like to tell you that Papi's Flat Share Slamdown,
the fantastic live panel show
that the three of us get up to,
is back at the Phoenix Pub for two exciting nights,
September the fourth and September the fifth.
Oh, clarky.
Talk us through the special guests.
Yes, the first episode, this is at these bookings,
unbelievable by the way.
Strong bookings.
First up, we have Richard Herring and Shabby Cassandre.
Indeed.
Richard Herring and our dear friend, Shaparach.
Richard's done it before.
I think this might be his third time back.
Obviously, absolutely brilliant.
Shabby's never done it before,
so he delighted to have a really excited to have her on.
And then on Tuesday, September 5th, who we got, we got Lauren Layfield and Dan Shriver.
Absolutely right, Dan Shriver.
But you may have such a thing as a fish.
Lauren Layfield from Capital and also from the viral sensation we're just innocent men.
And if you know that, well, if you know, you know,
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Papi's flat chair slammed down, Phoenix pub,
September 4th and 5th,
Richard Herring, Shaprack or Sandy,
Lauren Layfield, Dan Schreiber, B there. Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom.
I'm Ben, and I am Matthew and welcome to another exciting episode of the podcast We're
Calling Papi's Flat Share House Meeting.
House Meeting exactly a strand of the podcast Papi's Flat Share.
Yes, the Papi's Flat Share Empire, it's one third of that.
Very, very quickly, I've got to say this,
it was a few weeks ago now, while the time this goes out,
but thank you to everybody who sent us the article
about the jamboree.
Now, I don't know if you saw this,
there was just a bit.
Yeah, you must have seen it quite a lot.
We got it on basically every form of social media, including DMs to me on Instagram about,
I don't know if you've seen this or, like the first day was, you know, guys check this
out, the jambrees in trouble, and then, you know, even today, which is the 11th of August,
about a week after the story broke, people were saying, you've probably seen this already, but the jambres in trouble.
Can you pass us on the tom?
But yeah, funny in the abstract, I would say, but then you read the story.
Quite bad.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
Quite a bad story.
Quite a bad story, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, I hope everyone at the real life jamboree is okay,
because there was a terrible heat wave, wasn't there, so.
For years now, it turns out me saying the jamboree's in danger
was me trying to warn everyone about the dangers of climate change.
But no, we've listened.
In many ways, I was our Greta Turnberg.
Yeah, very much.
You were the Al Gore, the Greta Turnberg. Yeah, very much. You were the Al Gore, the Greta Turnberg, that kind of figure.
But if only people listened to you.
If only your message was slightly less cryptic, I think.
Actually, you wouldn't have made any difference with it.
Everyone knows about it.
That's the thing.
Everybody knows about it.
They still get pissed off at just a boil.
Mad, innit?
Absolutely mad.
Don't start me on the traffic calming measures that have just come into
heavy tree. It's radicalised the area.
Really? Yeah. Is it like you, Les, for Bromley?
Because we've got a lot of people furious. Gang of neighbors just tried to
move a planty last night. Oh, gather drained. Let's move these plants up.
Oh, God. Yeah, yeah. people talk about going and blocking off the councils drive.
Front's gone mad, we've gone mad.
People are literally standing outside on the roads with pickets.
Nice bit of anti-justice, yeah.
It's doing this.
It's quite exciting, though, to feel.
It was quite a calm area before the calming measures, maybe.
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Might be traffic calming, but it's not even aggravating,
because it's not even...
But yeah, thank you very much to all of those.
If you want to send us a message of any kind,
you can get in touch by...
No, no.
...within reason.
Within reason, yeah.
PapiesFlatShare at gmail.com,
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or any kind of problem really there was a lot of free range beefs in the last episode and we really
enjoyed them or of course you can call the phone number on. One, two, three, three, two, seven, two, what's your beat? One, two, oh, eight, one, two, three, three, two, seven, two, what's your beat?
So, let's go great.
Sorry, I was waiting for the jingle.
Yeah, no, no, no, Emma's not here.
Ah, the wonders of post.
Well, there you go.
So, are we into the episode yet?
No, let's listen to the episode and have a really good time.
How do you not know?
How do you not know that we're recording an intro
to the episode?
You must realize that surely.
Enjoy it, boys.
Enjoy it.
This is a good one, actually.
Lots of fun.
I've had a thought.
I've got an issue.
I've got a question I want to ask you.
I want to talk.
I want a chat.
OK, let's sit down and chew the fat. Has meeting. What temperature should we set the heat to?
Has meeting. Why on earth am I always waiting? Has meeting.
Who went my bed while I was sleeping?
This has a has meeting. What's the point? Does life have a meeting?
Has meeting. Holiday special basically. Last one, then I'm off on the summer holiday tomorrow morning.
Right.
So are you Deemob happy? Do you feel like you've...
I've got a day. I've got a day. This is the start of the day.
Oh, this is the start of a long day of work.
Once the day is done, I'll be Deemob happy. I be so full of mobbed off. What you do after the record is completely
your business. I can't ask. It's not so much to do. Can I ask that you leave the zoom
before you start? That's the only thing I ask. It's all I ask before the mobbing off
begins. When you're demob happy, right? So does that mean that if you see soldiers, are they mobbed?
Oh, I had no idea. I didn't realize that the soldiers were the mob part. I guess I thought
that demon papi is like leaving again, but it's deep, it's demon. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game.
I'm leaving the mob game.
I'm leaving the mob game.
I'm leaving the mob game.
I'm leaving the mob game.
I'm leaving the mob game.
I'm leaving the mob game.
I'm leaving the mob game.
I'm leaving the mob game.
I'm leaving the mob game.
I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm't look very happy. No. Well, all of his life he wanted to be D-Mob Huffle. Anyway, it stands for mobilized, I think, doesn't it? Right.
Good. So then the troops, the troops are mobilized. What could D-Mob
be mobilized? Then you are no longer. And then I just thought it meant, oh,
do you fight the ketoby still? Yeah, that's right. He's a bit D-Mob
happy, isn't he? He's a sit down.
They've killed him, basically. He was killed in war,
carrying him away in a body bag.
D-mobap, it's a really good PR spin, actually. They did well there, didn't they?
It's like friendly fire.
Do you about Tommy? He's demobap. Oh, that's nice for him, yeah.
Blessing relief.
Can I ask who this character is?
That was a thank you for asking.
Who are you picturing your head?
Because I'd love to see it inside the actor's studio.
Straight away, it's someone in a grocery store in 1919.
And do they have a sort of like headscarf tied around there?
100% probably too. I was getting struck. So the headscarf vibes were right there weren't they?
Strong headscarf vibes and not in a kind of axle road. It's a Sunday
amic. It's basically the first 15 minutes of war horse is what I was giving you there.
Tom, I've just come up with a brand new game
and I think you're gonna like it, okay?
We do have a voice and you have to say,
what hat the person's wearing.
What a boy.
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, so this is actually,
I remember I'm sure she won't mind me telling this.
For a while, my wonderful wife Charlotte,
she used to work in entertainment.
She works in scripted comedy now.
She's a scripted comedy producer.
She used to work in entertainment.
And entertainment is basically, as we all know,
the generation of ideas.
That's constantly generating brand new little bits,
little bits that can fit into it inside a bigger show.
Is it snobby of me to feel like that to move up?
Doesn't it just feel, doesn't it feel though?
Does it still work to the entertainment?
When you hear that, right?
She's, she's in scripted now.
Everybody in entertainment, either, is defiantly not moving to scripted or desperate to move to scripted.
Right. Hence feels like your picture almost like a stock market, Wall Street kind of traders
shouting at each other with ideas. It's Alan Kai, he's on a trike and then you walk through
the door and scripted his library and there's like books on all the walls and they're like, Shhh, welcome to script it.
Yeah, like wooden paneled walls, green leather sofas.
Welcome to script it.
We haven't, we haven't got any money to make your show.
You shouldn't have come to that door.
Tom, that's also true of entertainment as well currently.
I'm going to wait to show you.
No, we got no money, we got no money, we're not going to make it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
decommission, decommission.
I'm going for a visor for that kind.
Yeah, I think something, yeah.
Great.
There you go.
The groupiest fires, so all the urchin cap.
But then we said, yeah, I've got an idea.
Shari was in a meeting, an entertainment meeting
where she was trying to sort of pitch ideas
and everyone was going round the circle
and she was looking at her idea,
like the idea she'd written that night.
And she sort of, I think she'd basically,
she'd pitched everything else she had
and people were still going round
and one of the ideas.
And I think this was for an Antendek game show
was somebody on the other side of a wall says hello and
you have to work out whether or not they're wearing a hat.
I think about that all the time.
I think it's great.
It's great.
It's great to watch that show.
That's the thing.
I remember when I was writing on the Kevin Bishop show.
Hat's show business. That's show business, all right. When I was writing on the Kevin Bishop show,
which was all sort of like kind of like entertainment parodies and a pop culture parodies,
I once went to the office and I forgot my notebook. And so I had to, I had to call my,
had to call my flatmate and say, would you be able to take a photo of my notebook on
the last page and send it to me?
And he went to my room, opened up my notebook, he said, oh there's just one thing written
here, I don't need to take a photo, I can just tell you what it is.
And I was like, oh what is it?
He said, it's Vin Chisel.
That was all I had for that day.
It was all I was coming in, I was armed with just Vin cheese all and that was me for the entire day. That's the hell of a day.
Does Vin cheese all, is he French? Does it incorporate wine? Ooh. Do you know what? It never, it never
made it past me reading it out to myself and being embarrassed. Being embarrassed that
my flatmate had seen that. I went, that's your job, is it? Because I'm a scientist.
Did you tell them, I mean, I think if we worked it up a little bit, there's legs in
Vinch's eye.
Do you think it's that kind of hat is he wearing a beret?
A beret, there we go.
A t-shirt, yeah.
We're all wet.
Okay. All right, let's do, Clarkies,
do you have a voice in mind, a voice in a hat in mind?
Sure, go for one.
Okay.
Can I just ask before he starts?
Yeah.
And listen to it, if you're not,
he had just adopted a wonderful shape on his mouth
to show that he's really committing to this.
Yeah, that's it.
Really good mouth acting from Clark.
Well, I've got two questions.
One, do we look away?
Is this a purely audio game?
A. Oh, are we road testing this to maybe use
on Inflat Share's Lambda in one day?
Do you want to, do you want to,
you could stop your video just for a second.
If you want to, if you're the person playing,
you could stop your video so that we can no longer see you.
That's the question.
I mean, no, no, no.
This is danger danger.
This is where I accidentally leave the chat accidentally.
Yeah, someone's, someone's deem up, eh?
Second question, is it all right to not know the answer
when you'd start the impression?
Yeah, of course.
Tom, come on, that's, I've never once,
I've never once known you to start a sentence
knowing what the content's gonna be.
We can find the right answer together is my point.
Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
Okay.
And then everyone, a point for the person who did it
and the person who said that.
I think there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.
I'd like to say, my pet Clark has got a good Tommy Cooper in his arsenal though.
Give us a quick Tommy Cooper before you do,
or you took, no, actually, no, don't,
because you can't go up to an actor.
You can't go up to Daniel Lewis just before he goes on set
as a brownling can go.
Or by the way, do a,
give us a little bit of Frank Spencer before you get out there.
You can't get the character.
You can't get the character.
If Kevin Bishops already in the Oli Read costume,
you can't ask him to pop a Vinci's alike.
You can't say do a bit of Vinci's.
You can't say give us a bit of quick bit of Vinci.
You'll never work an entertainment again.
That was by the way, that Kevin Bishops,
the Frostniks and parody we did about Oliver Reed and my glass ball.
I love that.
I absolutely loved it.
I was so happy we did that.
It was great.
I was absolutely delighted.
It really was tele for nobody, but I really loved it.
But you got to make it for yourself and that's all that matters.
Yeah, absolutely. Oh, dear.
Okay, anyway, car key. So yeah, let's hear this boys. Yeah, well, I'm just very quickly. I'd like to
How many very quickly is doing?
You want to be to turn off my video that's all. It's one of my favorite games getting
Clarky prepared to do something and then interrupt him just for it starts
Do you think Kevin Bishop has got because what I really think about him is I don't think
There are many comparable
Talents like he's one of those people who when you meet and you see him do his thing you like go fucking hell
This guy's got it like I can't, there's not many people I've worked with that have had
that kind of impact on me. And it feels to me like there's going to be a third act to
his career where he becomes like he could like he could win an Oscar. He could, like, he's got so much talent and so much charisma that you could really
see like a third act to his career where it's like Kevin Bisher and Hollywood are like
who the fuck is this guy man? He's incredible. And then I'll say he was in Muppet Treasure
Island. Oh yeah. Remember him for the first time? Well, that was his first chapter.
That was his first act.
I was quite excited.
I had a quick scan through and made it a third chapter
because I think he's had one and two.
Oh, yeah.
Big time.
I mean, I imagine if we had demonic,
probably tell us he's had four or five.
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And we'd say Kevin, it's only half-night.
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He's gone net on that all of a red character.
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But can't you just see him?
Like there's a gritty British film or something
and it's like he just tears up the screen
and suddenly it's like that British film's in Hollywood
and then he's Oscar-nomued and suddenly it's like Kevin Bishop.
If only we knew someone who wrote British movies, Tom.
Yeah, if only we knew someone who wrote British movies ton Yeah, we need somebody who could cast it
Right anyway Clarky any second now Clarky's gonna do a voice and together we're gonna be okay
What sort of a ass I apologies guys? We've been chomping at the bit for this
Here we go. Where have you gone as well? We can't see you
Dave Here we go. Where have you gone as well? We can't see you. Oh Give it us again
Well, I would hope that anyone saying Dave Chuck is that brick is
Wearing a heart hat
Right if you're talking about someone like unless they're saying Dave Chuck is that brick is wearing a hard hat, right? If you're talking about someone who, like, unless they're saying Dave Chuck is that brick, I'm going to put it through the
window, you know, of a, of a, of a name, a, a name that I've got a grievance with.
Yeah, here's my dilemma here, Crosby, I think you're absolutely right. A guy who's wearing
a hard hat has enough belief in the health and safety system that the workplaces
instilled to not ask Dave to chuck the brick.
Oh, you make an excellent point.
This feels more like the kind of guy you're paying cash in-and to do something cheap to
your roof, and that you've got to skip for a day.
And I don't know if he's got a hard at all. I will say this as well, the accent was my experience.
What's up?
I'm so happy there's nothing like that finding out what you're doing.
It needs something.
Was it came out?
I was like, oh.
So what were you aiming for it?
No, in fact, let's drill down,
because we've eliminated hard hat.
When we say it's not hard hat.
It might be hard hat, did Clark, he hasn't...
No, he had, he refused to do that.
He hasn't yet.
He hasn't yet.
Have you got an idea of what the hat,
have you got an idea of the hat?
I do have an idea of the hat.
Yes.
I've got an idea.
My mind is a cloth flat cap.
got an idea, my mind is a cloth flat cap.
Cause I'm picturing a 1950s kind of,
the kind of builders that still have their braces on. Yeah, and he may even be wearing a sort of a jacket and tie
with his hot carry.
All the club doing the mouth.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's an old boy, hot carrier.
He's an old boy, hot carrier. He's an old boy. Oh, oh,
Raymond, they're almost
character.
All right. Yeah, he was going to say, it was a really big job.
He's a true.
Best hard car.
Is there something of the Fred Dibner to it? Is there something of the,
you know, the old steeplejack? Is there something of that?
Cause he was always, he was always sucking on a tab with a flat cap on. Wasn't he?
Who's Fred Dibner as he handicapped?
He was, he wasn't handicapped.
Andy Capp was, Andy Capp was a cartoon portrayed by James Bowling on the television.
But Fred Dibner was a guy who, he was, he was a steeplejack. He was, he was there when
they were knocking down, you know, they knocked down a chimney.
Right, oh, that would be there.
He would be there in the steeple jacks.
Stepping out the way, yeah.
Climb up a chimney, knocking down a chimney.
That is a good title for a job, isn't it, a steeple jack?
Oh, yeah, that's proper.
Oh, yeah, okay, so lumberjack, steeple jacks.
He was the only famous lap steeperjack I can think of really.
Yeah, I mean, I'm hard pushed to think of two or three.
Yeah, famous steeperjacks is a tough round, isn't he?
That's not going on tenable, is it?
Someone says hello and you have to figure out if they're a steeperjack or not.
It's going on, it's going on for last lap, no, it'd be like, Tom Ben, we need to take that bloody chimney
down, where he's not gonna be me.
The first round is steeple, flap me jack, okay.
I've got a nose bleed and no one's listening.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can't, I can only think,
when you think of famous steeple jacks,
you go, you think of Fred.
But he was always, he was always seen in a flat cap.
So is that what we're thinking?
Flat cap, he would, it'd be flat cap, he'd be a jumper
with a shirt underneath, and he'd have like overalls on.
That was his, that was his look.
That, that for me is, that, that for me is where we're at,
definitely.
Your band on. You're bang on.
Oh!
Cocktail.
Did you have Fred dip, did you have Dibner in mind?
I didn't, but like the picture you drew was exactly what I had.
Grace.
With the overalls and all.
Yes.
Really good.
Yeah, really good.
Yeah.
He was just, he was, he was, he was from Northern though.
He was, he was from... That was, what was he talking about? I thought it was going to
come out of my mouth. I thought it was going to come out in Northern. I kind of had
the face and the kind of... And you were, I might, yeah, it just came out in the house.
I know. I'm from Bolton. Shut your noise.
Where'd you want this fucking brick again, Dave?
Hopping carrying this brick around for three hours now.
What would you say to Bro?
I think it's probably nothing at all.
Genuine question are there other jacks?
Spurrow. Like is there like,
because that's two and you've got to think there's got to be more.
So what were you two, you had Steeple Jack?
Lumber Jack.
And Lumber.
Oh Lumber Jack here.
Steeple and Lumber.
And I guess it involves felling things.
Oh yeah, I guess so.
The Steeple Jack's taking down down the chimney right, I don't
know if they're putting it up. Well he's, it's, it's, it was always halfway up a chimney
or he was standing next to it. He was standing dangerously close as it was falling down.
That was, that was, that was the, that was how Dibner carved out his little slice. His
legacy. British entertainment, yeah, the British entertainment world.
Was he ever on record breakers? Strikes me as the kind of guy who'd show up
on a record breakers.
Certainly, absolutely.
And definitely, he rocked up with Baker on Castle.
And Blue Peter must have been his bread and butter.
I'm sure he was on Blue Peter.
I'm sure he three or four Blue Peter's a year, Debner.
What was it that he was?
I don't know this guy, what is to good to do?
Did he have his own show. What?
What's the deal?
I tell you what, if he was alive now in these heavy days of TV and he absolutely would
have his own show, Greg Wallace would be there, Dibner would be there, they'd be bombing
up and down the chimneys.
There isn't an activity that Wallace can't turn into a TV show and do well.
Like, he's so good at making day-to-day a TV show.
Yeah.
Him and Dibba would have been dynamite.
And they would have used dynamite to finish.
Like, Dibba has not going on Britain's got talent. He's, he's, but he is taking us round
the lakes and showing us impressive old meals and then destroying them. He's, he's a wanted
criminal. That's the show. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's great what listed. He's
taking down all the grave on into listed buildings and
Someone's trying to Wallace is trying to stop him
With clues from the public I've slightly sort of misexplained what a steeplejack actually does
But they they actually repair
Chimneys so a steeplejack it says here is a craftsman who scales buildings, chimneys, and church steeples to carry out repairs or maintenance. That said, they will often
be involved in the process of destroying them as well, but that's not his key job.
They've got a head for heights. I don't mind telling you.
It could be halfway up a chimney, sort of knocking in a few loose bricks. But yeah. So basically, if you're, if you're a lumberjack and you move to the city,
it's a perfect switch.
Yeah.
Oh, you've been steeping all your life.
It's time to kind of move out a bit and prove the size of your house,
become a lumberjack.
There's got to be a third jack surely.
The skills involved are going up things aren't they I was thinking a third one might be
a bit like the witch-tile lineman
Like a sparky Jack yeah, I think because those boys on the pylons you making up a third those boys
Yeah, like the boys on the pylons
Oh, the telephone wires the lineman filling aylon. Obviously we're back to which tile linemen, but when are we not?
We took the unofficial thing for the show.
I think our last ever house meeting should finish where we are still talking and it just
fades down and which tile linemen fades.
And then the camera pans up a telephone pole,
and the three of us are still at the top of it talking.
Guys, wait a second.
Is there any way that we can become podcast jacks?
Podjax.
Well, that is, of the podjax is surely
just the thing you plug into, your headphones into, right?
Should it?
I would bet. That's the thing. I'd bet you. The right? Shut it. I would bet.
That's the big jack.
The money that Podjax is already a podcast.
It sounds like it would be already a podcast, isn't it?
Yeah.
Hello and welcome to Podjax.
I'm Jack Turner.
I'm Jack.
Dave.
It's Jack Dave and Jack Turner.
And today, I guess is.
Jack Sprat.
Hello, everyone. Hello, little jack. And today, I guess is... Jack Sprat.
Hello, everyone.
Hello, little Jack.
Is it all right?
I've actually brought my wife along because just in case you serve me any food that's got
there's got the fat on it.
She sort of takes over that.
I eat the lean.
That's what I eat.
If you've got the lean, by the way.
I know.
Fat intolerant on you.
I'm fat intolerant, but I'm actually addicted to lean.
I've got a, I've got a thousand pound a day lean addiction.
But luckily, if that lean is attached to any fat, my wife is right there to help me
out.
We're a great team.
We look, I can tell you, I don't want to tell Taylor,
I said this school, but we've been trying to lick a platicle.
I really have.
Well, that's good because this week's platter
is provided by way, throws, wait rolls,
for all your platter needs.
So that was the cut and shut of Jack's Brat and his wife,
was it?
There isn't any other.
It's in my mind there's not a lot of it. There isn't any other... It's a brat, would he? No, it's not a boy.
There's no lean.
And there's no other verses about them.
That's it, man.
Yeah.
That's it, that's the whole vibe.
Yeah, that was the whole of their personality.
That was, you know, they had a thing to sort of latch onto.
They're very much like Fred Dibner on a chimney
and they clung to it for D and they.
I'd tell you what, if that chimney's got a lead,
you can get him up it.
You can get him in.
You can get him in.
The leaning Tara Dibner.
Oh my God, I don't know how my watch is.
Is there a statue of Dibner?
And if there is, is it a half-wire of a chimney?
Oh.
That's right. Third question, is it half-wire put chimney? Oh. That's right.
Third question, is it safe? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha really and so. It's the one thing he wouldn't have wanted.
Ignor's wife at the opening. But it is like if you have captured him, you have captured him.
You need to start to jack to go up and take it out. He would hate this.
So, sprouts wife, so when you're on the fat.
So, it's jack's fat would eat no fat, his wife would eat no lean. So I mean,
they say, well, this is it, they don't say, it's exclusively, she's getting, she's getting
the more balanced diet. We just know that he doesn't eat any, any fats. So he's on the,
the opposite.
Good for you, Jack. That's a good for you. And also, are we, like, are you telling me he's
not having any butter, he's not having any milk? Because that, are you telling me he's not having any butter?
He's not having any milk?
Because that was, you know, he's not having ice cream?
Surely you've got a little bit of cheese
on the side of your plate.
No, hang on, if it was modern, it would be.
Jack Spratt was a vegan and his wife
was eating lots of meat.
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Together they would have some food.
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I'm sweetie.
I'm sweetie.
Do you want to see what the world is really like?
Yes.
Poor things is deliciously funny and spectacularly entertaining.
A woman plotting her course to freedom at a lot for...
It's non-stop bonkers brilliance.
I love that.
Poor things.
It's like theaters December 15th.
Have you ever tried that intermittent fasting?
Have you ever tried the different, quite a while?
I really.
I was inquiring of it of Klocky only recently
because I was considering it.
Really?
How did it work for you, Klocky?
Not particularly well.
I think I've seen quite a lot of videos on it now
and lots of people are saying,
well, the only reason it would work is that you're just doing two meals a day instead
of three. You're eating less. You know, that kind of makes sense. But when you find
you get to lunch, you have a bigger lunch and you normally wouldn't because you're like,
I'm really hungry. And I can't see. Yeah, because generally, I don't, I'm quite fine
in the morning, not to have breakfast,
so it was kind of, it was okay for me.
Best meal of the day?
Yeah.
You skip the best meal of the day.
Well, often, but it's not the best meal of the day for me
because I normally, if I do have it, I have porridge.
Well, if you're not eating it,
yeah, or if you're eating stuff that you don't like.
If you're forcing a bowl of porridge down yourself,
and yeah, that's another way to die. I only make foods you hate. You eat a lot less.
Yeah. What's Mrs Sprung having for breakfast? Well, just some
Rhyben. She's the Rhyben for the counter probably.
Some food stuffing. I am the Rhyben for the county and I'll die in two years time.
Ring out your rind.
Ring out your rind.
Could be a rind on that.
This is just heaving a cart through the streets.
In what kind of hat though?
Well, this is it.
We've fallen away from the game ever so slightly,
but I'm gonna say a bonnet.
You're absolutely right, I was about to say bonnet.
There we go!
Two for two.
Really good.
I love bonnets to come back.
Like what like in a hand-maze tale?
Ah!
I'm just taking that back, I'm taking that back.
What is the hand-maze telly thought?
Love that. That's actually,-cell you thought? Love that.
That's actually, yeah.
Love that, like.
You're listening to Jack Pod.
Why don't we be, we're, we're poddits anymore, like they used to.
Nice, great.
No, it's James, can't see the knees.
No, take a shot.
No, take a shot.
What?
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we've just scored another, a Jack Pod. Broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom,, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you should then. I wouldn't listen to it but I like the idea of it. Oh yeah like all podcasts.
Listen to any podcasts it's like the idea. That sounds great I've never
got to listen to that. Never going to enjoy that. Right, shall I do a voice and see I'll put me yeah. Oh, yes, please. Okay. I'm stopping the video
Okay
Do you want to just stop in the oil?
By kind of hard okay here we go
No pod jacks pod would be right lifters wouldn't they?
Get in Jack's pod would be right lifters wouldn't they? Getting jacked up.
Who's Jack?
Who's Jack?
Who? Well, we're gonna get Jack pod.
Yeah, it's me.
The builder.
And...
Chuck is that brick one, yeah.
Chuck is that brick?
It's John the Jack pod.
I'm lifting hoads.
Okay, good one.
HODL pod.
HOD pod, no we're talking.
The Hodkaryas podcast.
Yeah, they're just carrying around their equipment up in that lab.
It's got the lab tons and the mic.
Right, crossbow's poised.
All right, I'm just trying to get my mind blank as possible,
and then I'm just gonna go for it
and we'll see what we can do.
We come up with, okay, here we go.
Now you're speaking my language.
You're speaking my language.
Get your hands off my turkey.
It's a very, very similar answer.
I can't, it's not.
To the middle of the house, we have more that.
He's done a million miles away.
He's done a thousand miles away.
He's not done. I was trying to throw in the bridge.'s done a thousand miles away. He's done a thousand miles away.
I was trying to throw in the brick.
I was trying to throw in the brick.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, that was practice one.
That was practice one.
Here we go.
It was good though, I liked it.
I'm not opening that litter.
Okay, there we go.
Here we go.
I'm not opening that litter.
That's stumped us all, isn't it?
I mean, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've I'm I'm I'm going for a baseball cap. So we definitely go for that's here. Let's hear it again. Here is
Okay, let me see if I can do it again
I'm not opening that little yeah, so I imagine the the scenario is yeah, sir
We've got news in from our high oh are they gonna sign the
Declaration of Independence it all is in this letter.
Tindwissles in the background. And you need to open it. I've come all the way over from
the west country of the UK for this. You need to open this and tell us what they've
said. In my mind first time, you sounded a bit more like
being a talent. I'm not hoping that letter. letter come on he was giving me the scene to set up
I'm sorry sorry sorry see my key
goodness me can't just march on to the set of the
Kevin's and announce what you're about to do
greatness back in there
Clarky I'm so leaveable. Let me put a word in Edgeways on these podcast man come on
I've barely said a word with the recording for half an hour. I've barely got a chance to speak
Okay
Give me give me the feed again
Sir it's news from George Washington. It might be a surrender or it might be all
out war. Open the letters, sir. I'm not opening that letter. Okay, now I'm gonna give you a set up as well. I think every time it appears like I'm getting closer
to Mr. Burns.
Yeah.
Dude, the guitar shop.
It's in trouble, man.
Please tell me that's not another bill.
Open it up.
I'm not opening that lid.
Yeah, you know,
I'm not opening that lid. So, you know, I'm opening that lid.
So, sir.
That's brilliant.
It's brilliant.
I'm not opening that lid.
It's not another bill, it's a Ted.
Well, Staleon, it's brilliant.
You know what?
Great.
Yeah. That's the...
That's a good line though, that is,
it feels like that line could drop into quite a few.
Oh yeah, yeah.
It's a great line.
You know what, if anybody is working in scripted
or wants to launch a career in scripted,
I've been willing to part ways with that line
for a fee, of course.
Of course, yeah.
But so I've got very competitive rates.
Yeah, yeah, he'll send you his rates in a letter.
Do you want another one?
Yeah, go on.
Alright, pop your...
Oh, you're going to do...
Another...
I'm in that letter or are you going to do a voice?
Yeah, I'll do a set of voice.
Okay.
But darling,
he wrote to us all the way from college.
He wants to tell us the truth.
You've got to read it.
You've got to read it. He's our only son.
I'm not opening that letter.
It's good.
Off the miller.
I've got another one for you.
Yeah, go on.
And the Oscar goes to.
It's more easy, exactly. There you go. I got burned the last time. I made an absolute prize
pratt of myself in front of a billion people. I'm not doing it again. That made me look
incredibly bad. There's no way Warren Beatty's never opened the other
letters. We've inexplicably got Warren Beatty back to get to an end of the sosco.
Poor old Beatty. What can possibly go wrong? It's such a good point. They're never having
back at the Oscars. You know, they just won't. They just can't. It's mad. There's quite
a few people around. Yeah, but I would say, I It's mad. There's quite a few people. That's rather recent.
Yeah, but I would say, I would say,
he's one of the few people where it wasn't his fault.
He just, he was, you know, it turned out to be,
it wasn't his fault, he didn't really think.
It was, it was, it was completely unfair
that Will Smith slapped him.
Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He's an elderly gentleman will have a sense of decorum.
How's me doing?
It's app happy tweed if you fancy tweeting.
How's me doing?
Holidays, right, my holiday.
Yeah, so that's what you were talking about.
That is about to commence.
Yeah.
What?
There must have been like quite an early, like, holidays never used to be a thing and then
they became a thing right.
What do you mean?
Yeah, I suppose.
At some point someone went somewhere and came back again purely because they wanted a
bit of time off.
That never used to be the case.
That was the first holiday, is that what you're asking?
Yeah.
When did it become a thing?
I wonder if, like way back we we were like more, no mad at it.
We moved around more, and it's just tonned together as going somewhere not warm for the season
because you like, it gets cold here.
It's good, good, good climate, you might see around, it gets very, so it will go somewhere warmer.
Right, like the birds do.
Yeah.
Well that's it, migrant workers.
Birds migrate, so do workers.
Yeah, it could be that.
So you feel like that's that was the first holiday, but there must have been.
It's not holiday exactly, but it's kind of that's the slow transition into it.
No, I think it's got to be, it's got to come from the upper classes.
It's got to come from the leisure classes, hasn't it?
It's got to come from those people who don't have to work.
And then they're the ones who would take holidays, right?
But I think they would do that one.
They're their whole life already a holiday though.
Yeah, but if you're not working in the first place.
But still, if you're not working in your house,
that's not a holiday.
Whereas if you're not working, you know,
by the seaside, I think that's a holiday, right?
I listened to a really good interview on the radio the other day,
which was a guy from Manchester talking about how Manchester
invented the weekend.
No, it was really good.
Like, it was like, the weekend, man, I can't do Manchester very well, but you can tell what
I went.
Yeah, yeah.
I can do a great Manchester.
It's a book.
The weekend, yeah, of course it's a book.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's not do anything set any Sunday.
Yeah, your head's up, right?
I'm saving that for Jackson Pratt, his wife. The weekend man invented in Manchester, can't invent it in Manchester that's where it starts.
That's where it starts.
The hard to stay in Manchester.
Manchester star.
Yeah.
Can you stay in Manchester for a whole sentence?
Can I stay in Manchester for a whole sentence?
It's getting dangerously scoused towards the end isn't it?
It's already goneously scowstores the end, isn't it? It's already gone, guys.
Can you stay Manchester for a whole sentence, Clarkie?
I can't even start in Manchester for a whole sentence.
Can you get to Manchester by the end of a sentence?
So what was he saying?
He was saying that the weekend didn't use to exist until the hazy end of it.
Yeah, the weekend didn't use to exist until the Hasse Ender. Yeah, the weekend didn't used to exist. And because of the labour movement and because of the factories in the dense factories and
the mills in Manchester, that's the first place that labour's organised around the idea
of petitioning for two days off and it was first granted and fought for
in Manchester. So literally the birth of the weekend, the birth place, the home of the
weekend, was Manchester? It started it, I wish I could do it.
I asked a question, I asked a question of our manking friend. Did it start in Manchester
and then spread to every other country in the world, because every other country in the world has the weekend.
Yes, but because British Empire, we were the...
Is that true?
...centred the...
Is that true?
...of the working world.
So Manchester started it.
So Manchester birthed the weekend.
But wasn't there like, isn't the whole thing of like, you know, like Sunday being a day of rest from the Bible?
Stone.
Sat is in a day of rest.
The bank holiday weekend.
Kind of spread.
Spread spread right.
I thought it was blurred that started the back of the...
Halifax started the expression Thursday, the new Friday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
And I think it was a whole that came up with the word hump day.
Hump day, that's right, yeah, that was whole.
It was whole day to begin with and then over the time it's become hump day.
It's been bastardized, is it?
It's got it's got it down, yeah, yeah.
Well, there you go.
I haven't investigated it. I haven't googled it,
but this guy was really convincing and I liked it.
He was worth saying, he was organizing
a music festival called The Big Weekend
and he was using the slot to advertise
his festival The Big Weekend.
So it might have been a bit too convenient for him
to screw it.
And his festival was in Manchester and also
Manchester this is my Manchester accent by the way, or to also Manchester
invented big
So I couldn't make out the words there because of your accent
It's sounding like you said Manchester invented big
Just through vented big. Oh yeah, just trying to get it.
Yeah, big.
I'll say this, the accent was the best one we've had.
But the sentence was the full of two.
Oh, the whole of it.
We've ever had.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh well, don't worry, I'm going to take some of the heat off of you
because I've just Googled, I've just Googled where is the weekend from.
And the band out is from Canada, yeah, he's
a Canadian. So it's not true. The weekend started in 1990 in Canada and it was originally
called Able. Okay, okay, okay, in the weekends. So Able in 1990 and then eventually.
Sutterball and Sundable around the early 2010s he became the weekend.
So yeah, nothing to do with Manchester.
He has played Manchester.
Not true, actually.
Canada in 1990.
Yeah.
Then went on to star in the best TV show of all time.
You know it, mate.
You know it, mate. You know it.
So there you go.
But that's a good, it's a good pub fact
that you don't want anyone to pull out too much.
You just want to enjoy it.
Yeah, it's one of those things
that I think would be a great conversation to after
if you're having a pint with Ellis James. I feel like he could absolutely get on board
to get on board with that.
Generally, if you were going to make a Manchester based,
you know, like human traffic or train spotting or a
twin town. Yeah, it would make for a great opening monologue
in that. Yeah. Well, cut up, Manchester.
Or as I call it, birthplace of the weekend,
where everyone talks like this because this does not.
But I know I've heard that.
I would say that.
Yeah, but you have to reframe it
because that's the accent we go.
Honestly, this is the accent of the world, okay.
Yeah.
Why can't I locate it? I can't. It's all about the additioning, okay Why can't I?
It's all about the finishing is near accents. Have you seen the Barbie movie yet?
Yeah, are they okay?
It's it's it's so mad because every
Like it seems like every bit player in it is a British actor and
So you're constantly seeing these but you'll go, oh look, it's Sharon
Rooney, or oh look, it's Jamie D'Amietru, and then the voice that comes out of their mouth
is so different from the voice you're expecting, because they're all, for some reason they've
got, I learned a British people, they've got them all to do kind of American accents,
Nick and a Cofflin from Dairy Girls is in it as well, obviously, you know, Irish. But
yeah, it's a really odd thing to watch it as an audience member who recognizes
these people. Rob Briden shows up, American, Tom Stouten shows up, American. So just a
really, I mean, I guess it's because they filmed it in the UK, but yeah, that's what you
need to do is you need to make a movie about Manchester Manchester. But no cast no mancunians in it. Yeah, what what peak you blinders did? What peak you
blinders did for the year for Birmingham. Yeah, exactly. Oh, well come to
Burby. Good boy. Oh, well, peak you blind.
Well, you know what kind of you're wearing. We know what kind of
you're wearing. Yeah, yeah, I think games hat you're wearing. Yeah, yeah. I think the game's a bust on that one.
Yeah, yeah.
Right, do you want to wrap us up with the final voice, Perry?
Because we haven't done one from you.
Okay.
Okay.
Pop that camera off.
Don't give us any clues.
And pop that hat off, by the way.
Let's give it a two minute.
Well, I was looking around
because what I really wanted to do was turn my video off
and then turn it back on and be wearing a really outlandish hat.
Oh, but wait, I was leaving my shed.
I'd have just been able to put a lamp on my head.
Yeah.
I think I would have just confused people.
No, I'd have been expected that.
Yeah.
We don't want the podcast to finish, we're just,
mate, are you okay?
In the end. Yeah, we don't want the podcast to finish we just mate are you okay
Kind of that just really need a holiday
Okay, okay here we go ready Ready? Yeah. Yeah.
I just believe in these designs. Oh no. It's a lamb, isn't it?
Dali.
It wasn't Spanish.
There's no way. That was... It started French and ended on a Schwarzenegger.
It's it started Amalie and ended get to the shopper.
Should we just say European? The designs are all camouflage.
I use covering your entire body and mud.
It's the inventor of camouflage pitching it to the army.
You will be the mob happy. Once you you see these I just believe in the designs.
But wait a minute you're wearing your hat. Who said that?
I'm right here inside the pitching room.
By the way, oh, I'm really enjoying that accent, Tom. I have to say, you know, that's...
When you lock into an accent,
I know that's not locking into an accent, you do that sometimes.
But when you lock into a voice,
this really is a thing to be here.
Um...
Can I have a bit more from your Arnie?
Gapier Ar is recording it.
I just believe in the designs.
OK, it is that.
You really grow into it on every sentence.
Do you know what I'm imagining now?
I don't know if you, I think he's somebody who works in fashion.
Right, that's the world I'm imagining, you know.
Like he's one of these sort of like,
yeah, ambiguous to European fashion designers
and he's being interviewed after his latest show
at the Milan Fashion Week, whatever.
And they're saying, it's a bit unusual what you're doing.
You know, like, you're really,
you're really, you're ripping up the envelope
and he's saying, I wanna be the little,
and he's like, you're really, you're really, you know like you're really you're really r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r I think, so I'm imagining, now we're in the world of kind of high fashion.
So it could almost, I could picture him
wearing possibly like one of those big puffy felt crowns
that Vivian West would use to design,
like something like that.
Or an enormous, ferell slash Keith Lemmon style, big hat,
or something that's just a little bit,
Uttra, a little bit, uh, outrageous,
bits sort of, a bit showy, definitely a fashion piece.
Am I in the, I mean, the right ballpark, do you think?
Yeah, do you know the true tragedy is,
this is me limiting myself as a performer,
because in my head I was kind of picturing like,
a Carrie Mulligan, it's like,
like, like Carrie Mulligan, kind of playing,
like a house of Elliot style designer,
kind of like a flapper kind of hat, but obviously it got very much lost in translation.
That must be Kerry Mulligan.
No, that's where it started in my head, but obviously once it comes out the mouth, it becomes
what it is.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
I quite like the idea of like a pill box hat.
That's where I was kind of.
Oh, like a sort of jacket and asses type of there.
Yeah.
That's interesting.
The little pill box hat, yeah.
But actually, I could definitely imagine
the wacky European fashion designer
wearing a wild pill box hat, you know,
brought a gayly coloured pillbox hat.
Yeah, I think you could definitely imagine,
definitely picture that, Clark,
what were you getting from that?
I was gonna say a fascinator,
which I think is quite, well you were fascinated.
I think you're absolutely right.
I think pillbox hat, fascinator,
you were in the right realm.
Oh! Tom, you know you're saying pillbox Hat is absolutely right, you did say Pillbox Hat.
I think you're absolutely right.
When I say you, I mean me.
I mean, it's pretty close.
You think what's going on around.
A Pillbox Hat is just like a bigger fascinating, alright? Right, that means points all
round with all one. Let's go on holiday.
Right.
Right.
And a drop-end? Time to go on holiday? Yes.
Has Beating.
Can I have a lift? I live in Loneating.
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Harry's probably literally opened the door of his shed. The whole day is beckoning him.
At least, how are these? He's just about to start. I've got my son, Hat, and I like the design.
Are you wearing a sun hat?
Sorry, that's too easy.
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Bonkers brilliance.
I love that.
Poor things.
It's like theaters, December 15th.