Pappy's Flatshare - House Meeting (Hat's Entertainment) S13E29

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

Matthew, Ben and Tom slide into your ear canal for another house meeting. Everyone's looking to be promoted to Scripted, and they're auditioning with one line, one accent, and one imaginary hat. Pappy...’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetPappy's Insta - https://www.instagram.com/pappyscomedy/Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareFind tickets to all our live shows here - pappyscomedy.com/liveEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 Do you want to see what the world is really like? Yes. Four things is deliciously funny and spectacularly entertaining. A woman plotting her course to free to pat in love for. It's non-stop bonkers brilliance. I love that. Four things. It's like theaters for December 15th.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Folks, before we start this episode of Papi's Flat Share House Meeting, we would like to tell you that Papi's Flat Share Slamdown, the fantastic live panel show that the three of us get up to, is back at the Phoenix Pub for two exciting nights, September the fourth and September the fifth. Oh, clarky. Talk us through the special guests.
Starting point is 00:00:39 Yes, the first episode, this is at these bookings, unbelievable by the way. Strong bookings. First up, we have Richard Herring and Shabby Cassandre. Indeed. Richard Herring and our dear friend, Shaparach. Richard's done it before. I think this might be his third time back.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Obviously, absolutely brilliant. Shabby's never done it before, so he delighted to have a really excited to have her on. And then on Tuesday, September 5th, who we got, we got Lauren Layfield and Dan Shriver. Absolutely right, Dan Shriver. But you may have such a thing as a fish. Lauren Layfield from Capital and also from the viral sensation we're just innocent men. And if you know that, well, if you know, you know,
Starting point is 00:01:26 it's a brilliant video. Tickets are a tenor, or if you would like to come and see both shows, you can get discounted tickets, 17 pounds of both shows by going to the link, which will be in the show notes, but it's papyscomedy.com forward slash live. That'll be linked to all of the different shows, the Monday, the Tuesday, and the Monday and Tuesday together.
Starting point is 00:01:48 So also as well if you're a Patreon member, you get a, you get two pound off your ticket. So well worth becoming a Patreon member. If you get two pound off both those tickets, you basically paid for a free month. You paid for a free month of Patreon. It's an unbelievable deal. Come along and they're selling fast fast guys I do, please.
Starting point is 00:02:08 They are selling fast, they are selling fast. So hopefully by the time this goes out, there'll still be a few available. We'd love to see you there. Papi's flat chair slammed down, Phoenix pub, September 4th and 5th, Richard Herring, Shaprack or Sandy, Lauren Layfield, Dan Schreiber, B there. Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom.
Starting point is 00:02:28 I'm Ben, and I am Matthew and welcome to another exciting episode of the podcast We're Calling Papi's Flat Share House Meeting. House Meeting exactly a strand of the podcast Papi's Flat Share. Yes, the Papi's Flat Share Empire, it's one third of that. Very, very quickly, I've got to say this, it was a few weeks ago now, while the time this goes out, but thank you to everybody who sent us the article about the jamboree.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Now, I don't know if you saw this, there was just a bit. Yeah, you must have seen it quite a lot. We got it on basically every form of social media, including DMs to me on Instagram about, I don't know if you've seen this or, like the first day was, you know, guys check this out, the jambrees in trouble, and then, you know, even today, which is the 11th of August, about a week after the story broke, people were saying, you've probably seen this already, but the jambres in trouble. Can you pass us on the tom?
Starting point is 00:03:29 But yeah, funny in the abstract, I would say, but then you read the story. Quite bad. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Quite a bad story. Quite a bad story, yeah, yeah. But yeah, I hope everyone at the real life jamboree is okay, because there was a terrible heat wave, wasn't there, so.
Starting point is 00:03:50 For years now, it turns out me saying the jamboree's in danger was me trying to warn everyone about the dangers of climate change. But no, we've listened. In many ways, I was our Greta Turnberg. Yeah, very much. You were the Al Gore, the Greta Turnberg. Yeah, very much. You were the Al Gore, the Greta Turnberg, that kind of figure. But if only people listened to you. If only your message was slightly less cryptic, I think.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Actually, you wouldn't have made any difference with it. Everyone knows about it. That's the thing. Everybody knows about it. They still get pissed off at just a boil. Mad, innit? Absolutely mad. Don't start me on the traffic calming measures that have just come into
Starting point is 00:04:26 heavy tree. It's radicalised the area. Really? Yeah. Is it like you, Les, for Bromley? Because we've got a lot of people furious. Gang of neighbors just tried to move a planty last night. Oh, gather drained. Let's move these plants up. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah. people talk about going and blocking off the councils drive. Front's gone mad, we've gone mad. People are literally standing outside on the roads with pickets. Nice bit of anti-justice, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:53 It's doing this. It's quite exciting, though, to feel. It was quite a calm area before the calming measures, maybe. LAUGHTER Might be traffic calming, but it's not even aggravating, because it's not even... But yeah, thank you very much to all of those. If you want to send us a message of any kind,
Starting point is 00:05:15 you can get in touch by... No, no. ...within reason. Within reason, yeah. PapiesFlatShare at gmail.com, or if you'd like to send us one of your beefs, then please get in touch via beefbrotherspodcast at gmail.com if you've got a problem with anyone you live with
Starting point is 00:05:31 or any kind of problem really there was a lot of free range beefs in the last episode and we really enjoyed them or of course you can call the phone number on. One, two, three, three, two, seven, two, what's your beat? One, two, oh, eight, one, two, three, three, two, seven, two, what's your beat? So, let's go great. Sorry, I was waiting for the jingle. Yeah, no, no, no, Emma's not here. Ah, the wonders of post. Well, there you go. So, are we into the episode yet?
Starting point is 00:05:59 No, let's listen to the episode and have a really good time. How do you not know? How do you not know that we're recording an intro to the episode? You must realize that surely. Enjoy it, boys. Enjoy it. This is a good one, actually.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Lots of fun. I've had a thought. I've got an issue. I've got a question I want to ask you. I want to talk. I want a chat. OK, let's sit down and chew the fat. Has meeting. What temperature should we set the heat to? Has meeting. Why on earth am I always waiting? Has meeting.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Who went my bed while I was sleeping? This has a has meeting. What's the point? Does life have a meeting? Has meeting. Holiday special basically. Last one, then I'm off on the summer holiday tomorrow morning. Right. So are you Deemob happy? Do you feel like you've... I've got a day. I've got a day. This is the start of the day. Oh, this is the start of a long day of work. Once the day is done, I'll be Deemob happy. I be so full of mobbed off. What you do after the record is completely
Starting point is 00:07:14 your business. I can't ask. It's not so much to do. Can I ask that you leave the zoom before you start? That's the only thing I ask. It's all I ask before the mobbing off begins. When you're demob happy, right? So does that mean that if you see soldiers, are they mobbed? Oh, I had no idea. I didn't realize that the soldiers were the mob part. I guess I thought that demon papi is like leaving again, but it's deep, it's demon. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game.
Starting point is 00:07:52 I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm leaving the mob game. I'm't look very happy. No. Well, all of his life he wanted to be D-Mob Huffle. Anyway, it stands for mobilized, I think, doesn't it? Right. Good. So then the troops, the troops are mobilized. What could D-Mob
Starting point is 00:08:13 be mobilized? Then you are no longer. And then I just thought it meant, oh, do you fight the ketoby still? Yeah, that's right. He's a bit D-Mob happy, isn't he? He's a sit down. They've killed him, basically. He was killed in war, carrying him away in a body bag. D-mobap, it's a really good PR spin, actually. They did well there, didn't they? It's like friendly fire. Do you about Tommy? He's demobap. Oh, that's nice for him, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Blessing relief. Can I ask who this character is? That was a thank you for asking. Who are you picturing your head? Because I'd love to see it inside the actor's studio. Straight away, it's someone in a grocery store in 1919. And do they have a sort of like headscarf tied around there? 100% probably too. I was getting struck. So the headscarf vibes were right there weren't they?
Starting point is 00:09:13 Strong headscarf vibes and not in a kind of axle road. It's a Sunday amic. It's basically the first 15 minutes of war horse is what I was giving you there. Tom, I've just come up with a brand new game and I think you're gonna like it, okay? We do have a voice and you have to say, what hat the person's wearing. What a boy. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:36 So, yeah, so this is actually, I remember I'm sure she won't mind me telling this. For a while, my wonderful wife Charlotte, she used to work in entertainment. She works in scripted comedy now. She's a scripted comedy producer. She used to work in entertainment. And entertainment is basically, as we all know,
Starting point is 00:09:57 the generation of ideas. That's constantly generating brand new little bits, little bits that can fit into it inside a bigger show. Is it snobby of me to feel like that to move up? Doesn't it just feel, doesn't it feel though? Does it still work to the entertainment? When you hear that, right? She's, she's in scripted now.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Everybody in entertainment, either, is defiantly not moving to scripted or desperate to move to scripted. Right. Hence feels like your picture almost like a stock market, Wall Street kind of traders shouting at each other with ideas. It's Alan Kai, he's on a trike and then you walk through the door and scripted his library and there's like books on all the walls and they're like, Shhh, welcome to script it. Yeah, like wooden paneled walls, green leather sofas. Welcome to script it. We haven't, we haven't got any money to make your show. You shouldn't have come to that door.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Tom, that's also true of entertainment as well currently. I'm going to wait to show you. No, we got no money, we got no money, we're not going to make it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, decommission, decommission. I'm going for a visor for that kind. Yeah, I think something, yeah. Great.
Starting point is 00:11:13 There you go. The groupiest fires, so all the urchin cap. But then we said, yeah, I've got an idea. Shari was in a meeting, an entertainment meeting where she was trying to sort of pitch ideas and everyone was going round the circle and she was looking at her idea, like the idea she'd written that night.
Starting point is 00:11:31 And she sort of, I think she'd basically, she'd pitched everything else she had and people were still going round and one of the ideas. And I think this was for an Antendek game show was somebody on the other side of a wall says hello and you have to work out whether or not they're wearing a hat. I think about that all the time.
Starting point is 00:11:53 I think it's great. It's great. It's great to watch that show. That's the thing. I remember when I was writing on the Kevin Bishop show. Hat's show business. That's show business, all right. When I was writing on the Kevin Bishop show, which was all sort of like kind of like entertainment parodies and a pop culture parodies, I once went to the office and I forgot my notebook. And so I had to, I had to call my,
Starting point is 00:12:21 had to call my flatmate and say, would you be able to take a photo of my notebook on the last page and send it to me? And he went to my room, opened up my notebook, he said, oh there's just one thing written here, I don't need to take a photo, I can just tell you what it is. And I was like, oh what is it? He said, it's Vin Chisel. That was all I had for that day. It was all I was coming in, I was armed with just Vin cheese all and that was me for the entire day. That's the hell of a day.
Starting point is 00:12:50 Does Vin cheese all, is he French? Does it incorporate wine? Ooh. Do you know what? It never, it never made it past me reading it out to myself and being embarrassed. Being embarrassed that my flatmate had seen that. I went, that's your job, is it? Because I'm a scientist. Did you tell them, I mean, I think if we worked it up a little bit, there's legs in Vinch's eye. Do you think it's that kind of hat is he wearing a beret? A beret, there we go. A t-shirt, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:20 We're all wet. Okay. All right, let's do, Clarkies, do you have a voice in mind, a voice in a hat in mind? Sure, go for one. Okay. Can I just ask before he starts? Yeah. And listen to it, if you're not,
Starting point is 00:13:37 he had just adopted a wonderful shape on his mouth to show that he's really committing to this. Yeah, that's it. Really good mouth acting from Clark. Well, I've got two questions. One, do we look away? Is this a purely audio game? A. Oh, are we road testing this to maybe use
Starting point is 00:13:54 on Inflat Share's Lambda in one day? Do you want to, do you want to, you could stop your video just for a second. If you want to, if you're the person playing, you could stop your video so that we can no longer see you. That's the question. I mean, no, no, no. This is danger danger.
Starting point is 00:14:08 This is where I accidentally leave the chat accidentally. Yeah, someone's, someone's deem up, eh? Second question, is it all right to not know the answer when you'd start the impression? Yeah, of course. Tom, come on, that's, I've never once, I've never once known you to start a sentence knowing what the content's gonna be.
Starting point is 00:14:32 We can find the right answer together is my point. Yeah, absolutely, yeah. Okay. And then everyone, a point for the person who did it and the person who said that. I think there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. I'd like to say, my pet Clark has got a good Tommy Cooper in his arsenal though. Give us a quick Tommy Cooper before you do,
Starting point is 00:15:12 or you took, no, actually, no, don't, because you can't go up to an actor. You can't go up to Daniel Lewis just before he goes on set as a brownling can go. Or by the way, do a, give us a little bit of Frank Spencer before you get out there. You can't get the character. You can't get the character.
Starting point is 00:15:26 If Kevin Bishops already in the Oli Read costume, you can't ask him to pop a Vinci's alike. You can't say do a bit of Vinci's. You can't say give us a bit of quick bit of Vinci. You'll never work an entertainment again. That was by the way, that Kevin Bishops, the Frostniks and parody we did about Oliver Reed and my glass ball. I love that.
Starting point is 00:15:47 I absolutely loved it. I was so happy we did that. It was great. I was absolutely delighted. It really was tele for nobody, but I really loved it. But you got to make it for yourself and that's all that matters. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, dear. Okay, anyway, car key. So yeah, let's hear this boys. Yeah, well, I'm just very quickly. I'd like to
Starting point is 00:16:14 How many very quickly is doing? You want to be to turn off my video that's all. It's one of my favorite games getting Clarky prepared to do something and then interrupt him just for it starts Do you think Kevin Bishop has got because what I really think about him is I don't think There are many comparable Talents like he's one of those people who when you meet and you see him do his thing you like go fucking hell This guy's got it like I can't, there's not many people I've worked with that have had that kind of impact on me. And it feels to me like there's going to be a third act to
Starting point is 00:16:55 his career where he becomes like he could like he could win an Oscar. He could, like, he's got so much talent and so much charisma that you could really see like a third act to his career where it's like Kevin Bisher and Hollywood are like who the fuck is this guy man? He's incredible. And then I'll say he was in Muppet Treasure Island. Oh yeah. Remember him for the first time? Well, that was his first chapter. That was his first act. I was quite excited. I had a quick scan through and made it a third chapter because I think he's had one and two.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Oh, yeah. Big time. I mean, I imagine if we had demonic, probably tell us he's had four or five. LAUGHTER And we'd say Kevin, it's only half-night. LAUGHTER He's gone net on that all of a red character.
Starting point is 00:17:42 LAUGHTER But can't you just see him? Like there's a gritty British film or something and it's like he just tears up the screen and suddenly it's like that British film's in Hollywood and then he's Oscar-nomued and suddenly it's like Kevin Bishop. If only we knew someone who wrote British movies, Tom. Yeah, if only we knew someone who wrote British movies ton Yeah, we need somebody who could cast it
Starting point is 00:18:10 Right anyway Clarky any second now Clarky's gonna do a voice and together we're gonna be okay What sort of a ass I apologies guys? We've been chomping at the bit for this Here we go. Where have you gone as well? We can't see you Dave Here we go. Where have you gone as well? We can't see you. Oh Give it us again Well, I would hope that anyone saying Dave Chuck is that brick is Wearing a heart hat Right if you're talking about someone like unless they're saying Dave Chuck is that brick is wearing a hard hat, right? If you're talking about someone who, like, unless they're saying Dave Chuck is that brick, I'm going to put it through the window, you know, of a, of a, of a name, a, a name that I've got a grievance with.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Yeah, here's my dilemma here, Crosby, I think you're absolutely right. A guy who's wearing a hard hat has enough belief in the health and safety system that the workplaces instilled to not ask Dave to chuck the brick. Oh, you make an excellent point. This feels more like the kind of guy you're paying cash in-and to do something cheap to your roof, and that you've got to skip for a day. And I don't know if he's got a hard at all. I will say this as well, the accent was my experience. What's up?
Starting point is 00:19:29 I'm so happy there's nothing like that finding out what you're doing. It needs something. Was it came out? I was like, oh. So what were you aiming for it? No, in fact, let's drill down, because we've eliminated hard hat. When we say it's not hard hat.
Starting point is 00:19:49 It might be hard hat, did Clark, he hasn't... No, he had, he refused to do that. He hasn't yet. He hasn't yet. Have you got an idea of what the hat, have you got an idea of the hat? I do have an idea of the hat. Yes.
Starting point is 00:20:00 I've got an idea. My mind is a cloth flat cap. got an idea, my mind is a cloth flat cap. Cause I'm picturing a 1950s kind of, the kind of builders that still have their braces on. Yeah, and he may even be wearing a sort of a jacket and tie with his hot carry. All the club doing the mouth. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Yeah, he's an old boy, hot carrier. He's an old boy, hot carrier. He's an old boy. Oh, oh, Raymond, they're almost character. All right. Yeah, he was going to say, it was a really big job. He's a true. Best hard car. Is there something of the Fred Dibner to it? Is there something of the,
Starting point is 00:20:38 you know, the old steeplejack? Is there something of that? Cause he was always, he was always sucking on a tab with a flat cap on. Wasn't he? Who's Fred Dibner as he handicapped? He was, he wasn't handicapped. Andy Capp was, Andy Capp was a cartoon portrayed by James Bowling on the television. But Fred Dibner was a guy who, he was, he was a steeplejack. He was, he was there when they were knocking down, you know, they knocked down a chimney. Right, oh, that would be there.
Starting point is 00:21:09 He would be there in the steeple jacks. Stepping out the way, yeah. Climb up a chimney, knocking down a chimney. That is a good title for a job, isn't it, a steeple jack? Oh, yeah, that's proper. Oh, yeah, okay, so lumberjack, steeple jacks. He was the only famous lap steeperjack I can think of really. Yeah, I mean, I'm hard pushed to think of two or three.
Starting point is 00:21:31 Yeah, famous steeperjacks is a tough round, isn't he? That's not going on tenable, is it? Someone says hello and you have to figure out if they're a steeperjack or not. It's going on, it's going on for last lap, no, it'd be like, Tom Ben, we need to take that bloody chimney down, where he's not gonna be me. The first round is steeple, flap me jack, okay. I've got a nose bleed and no one's listening. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Yeah, I can't, I can only think, when you think of famous steeple jacks, you go, you think of Fred. But he was always, he was always seen in a flat cap. So is that what we're thinking? Flat cap, he would, it'd be flat cap, he'd be a jumper with a shirt underneath, and he'd have like overalls on. That was his, that was his look.
Starting point is 00:22:17 That, that for me is, that, that for me is where we're at, definitely. Your band on. You're bang on. Oh! Cocktail. Did you have Fred dip, did you have Dibner in mind? I didn't, but like the picture you drew was exactly what I had. Grace.
Starting point is 00:22:37 With the overalls and all. Yes. Really good. Yeah, really good. Yeah. He was just, he was, he was, he was from Northern though. He was, he was from... That was, what was he talking about? I thought it was going to come out of my mouth. I thought it was going to come out in Northern. I kind of had
Starting point is 00:22:53 the face and the kind of... And you were, I might, yeah, it just came out in the house. I know. I'm from Bolton. Shut your noise. Where'd you want this fucking brick again, Dave? Hopping carrying this brick around for three hours now. What would you say to Bro? I think it's probably nothing at all. Genuine question are there other jacks? Spurrow. Like is there like,
Starting point is 00:23:26 because that's two and you've got to think there's got to be more. So what were you two, you had Steeple Jack? Lumber Jack. And Lumber. Oh Lumber Jack here. Steeple and Lumber. And I guess it involves felling things. Oh yeah, I guess so.
Starting point is 00:23:44 The Steeple Jack's taking down down the chimney right, I don't know if they're putting it up. Well he's, it's, it's, it was always halfway up a chimney or he was standing next to it. He was standing dangerously close as it was falling down. That was, that was, that was the, that was how Dibner carved out his little slice. His legacy. British entertainment, yeah, the British entertainment world. Was he ever on record breakers? Strikes me as the kind of guy who'd show up on a record breakers. Certainly, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:24:07 And definitely, he rocked up with Baker on Castle. And Blue Peter must have been his bread and butter. I'm sure he was on Blue Peter. I'm sure he three or four Blue Peter's a year, Debner. What was it that he was? I don't know this guy, what is to good to do? Did he have his own show. What? What's the deal?
Starting point is 00:24:26 I tell you what, if he was alive now in these heavy days of TV and he absolutely would have his own show, Greg Wallace would be there, Dibner would be there, they'd be bombing up and down the chimneys. There isn't an activity that Wallace can't turn into a TV show and do well. Like, he's so good at making day-to-day a TV show. Yeah. Him and Dibba would have been dynamite. And they would have used dynamite to finish.
Starting point is 00:24:58 Like, Dibba has not going on Britain's got talent. He's, he's, but he is taking us round the lakes and showing us impressive old meals and then destroying them. He's, he's a wanted criminal. That's the show. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's great what listed. He's taking down all the grave on into listed buildings and Someone's trying to Wallace is trying to stop him With clues from the public I've slightly sort of misexplained what a steeplejack actually does But they they actually repair Chimneys so a steeplejack it says here is a craftsman who scales buildings, chimneys, and church steeples to carry out repairs or maintenance. That said, they will often
Starting point is 00:25:51 be involved in the process of destroying them as well, but that's not his key job. They've got a head for heights. I don't mind telling you. It could be halfway up a chimney, sort of knocking in a few loose bricks. But yeah. So basically, if you're, if you're a lumberjack and you move to the city, it's a perfect switch. Yeah. Oh, you've been steeping all your life. It's time to kind of move out a bit and prove the size of your house, become a lumberjack.
Starting point is 00:26:21 There's got to be a third jack surely. The skills involved are going up things aren't they I was thinking a third one might be a bit like the witch-tile lineman Like a sparky Jack yeah, I think because those boys on the pylons you making up a third those boys Yeah, like the boys on the pylons Oh, the telephone wires the lineman filling aylon. Obviously we're back to which tile linemen, but when are we not? We took the unofficial thing for the show. I think our last ever house meeting should finish where we are still talking and it just
Starting point is 00:26:56 fades down and which tile linemen fades. And then the camera pans up a telephone pole, and the three of us are still at the top of it talking. Guys, wait a second. Is there any way that we can become podcast jacks? Podjax. Well, that is, of the podjax is surely just the thing you plug into, your headphones into, right?
Starting point is 00:27:22 Should it? I would bet. That's the thing. I'd bet you. The right? Shut it. I would bet. That's the big jack. The money that Podjax is already a podcast. It sounds like it would be already a podcast, isn't it? Yeah. Hello and welcome to Podjax. I'm Jack Turner.
Starting point is 00:27:34 I'm Jack. Dave. It's Jack Dave and Jack Turner. And today, I guess is. Jack Sprat. Hello, everyone. Hello, little jack. And today, I guess is... Jack Sprat. Hello, everyone. Hello, little Jack.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Is it all right? I've actually brought my wife along because just in case you serve me any food that's got there's got the fat on it. She sort of takes over that. I eat the lean. That's what I eat. If you've got the lean, by the way. I know.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Fat intolerant on you. I'm fat intolerant, but I'm actually addicted to lean. I've got a, I've got a thousand pound a day lean addiction. But luckily, if that lean is attached to any fat, my wife is right there to help me out. We're a great team. We look, I can tell you, I don't want to tell Taylor, I said this school, but we've been trying to lick a platicle.
Starting point is 00:28:29 I really have. Well, that's good because this week's platter is provided by way, throws, wait rolls, for all your platter needs. So that was the cut and shut of Jack's Brat and his wife, was it? There isn't any other. It's in my mind there's not a lot of it. There isn't any other... It's a brat, would he? No, it's not a boy.
Starting point is 00:28:45 There's no lean. And there's no other verses about them. That's it, man. Yeah. That's it, that's the whole vibe. Yeah, that was the whole of their personality. That was, you know, they had a thing to sort of latch onto. They're very much like Fred Dibner on a chimney
Starting point is 00:29:04 and they clung to it for D and they. I'd tell you what, if that chimney's got a lead, you can get him up it. You can get him in. You can get him in. The leaning Tara Dibner. Oh my God, I don't know how my watch is. Is there a statue of Dibner?
Starting point is 00:29:20 And if there is, is it a half-wire of a chimney? Oh. That's right. Third question, is it half-wire put chimney? Oh. That's right. Third question, is it safe? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha really and so. It's the one thing he wouldn't have wanted. Ignor's wife at the opening. But it is like if you have captured him, you have captured him. You need to start to jack to go up and take it out. He would hate this. So, sprouts wife, so when you're on the fat. So, it's jack's fat would eat no fat, his wife would eat no lean. So I mean,
Starting point is 00:30:07 they say, well, this is it, they don't say, it's exclusively, she's getting, she's getting the more balanced diet. We just know that he doesn't eat any, any fats. So he's on the, the opposite. Good for you, Jack. That's a good for you. And also, are we, like, are you telling me he's not having any butter, he's not having any milk? Because that, are you telling me he's not having any butter? He's not having any milk? Because that was, you know, he's not having ice cream? Surely you've got a little bit of cheese
Starting point is 00:30:32 on the side of your plate. No, hang on, if it was modern, it would be. Jack Spratt was a vegan and his wife was eating lots of meat. LAUGHTER Together they would have some food. LAUGHTER Together they'll have very complicated meals. It's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:30:49 It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:30:57 It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. I'm not. I'm sweetie. Cold rain or hot snow?
Starting point is 00:31:06 I'm sweetie. I'm sweetie. Do you want to see what the world is really like? Yes. Poor things is deliciously funny and spectacularly entertaining. A woman plotting her course to freedom at a lot for... It's non-stop bonkers brilliance. I love that.
Starting point is 00:31:23 Poor things. It's like theaters December 15th. Have you ever tried that intermittent fasting? Have you ever tried the different, quite a while? I really. I was inquiring of it of Klocky only recently because I was considering it. Really?
Starting point is 00:31:38 How did it work for you, Klocky? Not particularly well. I think I've seen quite a lot of videos on it now and lots of people are saying, well, the only reason it would work is that you're just doing two meals a day instead of three. You're eating less. You know, that kind of makes sense. But when you find you get to lunch, you have a bigger lunch and you normally wouldn't because you're like, I'm really hungry. And I can't see. Yeah, because generally, I don't, I'm quite fine
Starting point is 00:32:03 in the morning, not to have breakfast, so it was kind of, it was okay for me. Best meal of the day? Yeah. You skip the best meal of the day. Well, often, but it's not the best meal of the day for me because I normally, if I do have it, I have porridge. Well, if you're not eating it,
Starting point is 00:32:19 yeah, or if you're eating stuff that you don't like. If you're forcing a bowl of porridge down yourself, and yeah, that's another way to die. I only make foods you hate. You eat a lot less. Yeah. What's Mrs Sprung having for breakfast? Well, just some Rhyben. She's the Rhyben for the counter probably. Some food stuffing. I am the Rhyben for the county and I'll die in two years time. Ring out your rind. Ring out your rind.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Could be a rind on that. This is just heaving a cart through the streets. In what kind of hat though? Well, this is it. We've fallen away from the game ever so slightly, but I'm gonna say a bonnet. You're absolutely right, I was about to say bonnet. There we go!
Starting point is 00:33:12 Two for two. Really good. I love bonnets to come back. Like what like in a hand-maze tale? Ah! I'm just taking that back, I'm taking that back. What is the hand-maze telly thought? Love that. That's actually,-cell you thought? Love that.
Starting point is 00:33:25 That's actually, yeah. Love that, like. You're listening to Jack Pod. Why don't we be, we're, we're poddits anymore, like they used to. Nice, great. No, it's James, can't see the knees. No, take a shot. No, take a shot.
Starting point is 00:33:38 What? Broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, we've just scored another, a Jack Pod. Broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom,, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you should then. I wouldn't listen to it but I like the idea of it. Oh yeah like all podcasts. Listen to any podcasts it's like the idea. That sounds great I've never got to listen to that. Never going to enjoy that. Right, shall I do a voice and see I'll put me yeah. Oh, yes, please. Okay. I'm stopping the video Okay Do you want to just stop in the oil? By kind of hard okay here we go
Starting point is 00:34:39 No pod jacks pod would be right lifters wouldn't they? Get in Jack's pod would be right lifters wouldn't they? Getting jacked up. Who's Jack? Who's Jack? Who? Well, we're gonna get Jack pod. Yeah, it's me. The builder. And...
Starting point is 00:34:54 Chuck is that brick one, yeah. Chuck is that brick? It's John the Jack pod. I'm lifting hoads. Okay, good one. HODL pod. HOD pod, no we're talking. The Hodkaryas podcast.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Yeah, they're just carrying around their equipment up in that lab. It's got the lab tons and the mic. Right, crossbow's poised. All right, I'm just trying to get my mind blank as possible, and then I'm just gonna go for it and we'll see what we can do. We come up with, okay, here we go. Now you're speaking my language.
Starting point is 00:35:30 You're speaking my language. Get your hands off my turkey. It's a very, very similar answer. I can't, it's not. To the middle of the house, we have more that. He's done a million miles away. He's done a thousand miles away. He's not done. I was trying to throw in the bridge.'s done a thousand miles away. He's done a thousand miles away.
Starting point is 00:35:45 I was trying to throw in the brick. I was trying to throw in the brick. Okay, okay, okay, okay, that was practice one. That was practice one. Here we go. It was good though, I liked it. I'm not opening that litter. Okay, there we go.
Starting point is 00:35:56 Here we go. I'm not opening that litter. That's stumped us all, isn't it? I mean, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've I'm I'm I'm going for a baseball cap. So we definitely go for that's here. Let's hear it again. Here is Okay, let me see if I can do it again I'm not opening that little yeah, so I imagine the the scenario is yeah, sir We've got news in from our high oh are they gonna sign the Declaration of Independence it all is in this letter.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Tindwissles in the background. And you need to open it. I've come all the way over from the west country of the UK for this. You need to open this and tell us what they've said. In my mind first time, you sounded a bit more like being a talent. I'm not hoping that letter. letter come on he was giving me the scene to set up I'm sorry sorry sorry see my key goodness me can't just march on to the set of the Kevin's and announce what you're about to do greatness back in there
Starting point is 00:37:22 Clarky I'm so leaveable. Let me put a word in Edgeways on these podcast man come on I've barely said a word with the recording for half an hour. I've barely got a chance to speak Okay Give me give me the feed again Sir it's news from George Washington. It might be a surrender or it might be all out war. Open the letters, sir. I'm not opening that letter. Okay, now I'm gonna give you a set up as well. I think every time it appears like I'm getting closer to Mr. Burns. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Dude, the guitar shop. It's in trouble, man. Please tell me that's not another bill. Open it up. I'm not opening that lid. Yeah, you know, I'm not opening that lid. So, you know, I'm opening that lid. So, sir.
Starting point is 00:38:27 That's brilliant. It's brilliant. I'm not opening that lid. It's not another bill, it's a Ted. Well, Staleon, it's brilliant. You know what? Great. Yeah. That's the...
Starting point is 00:38:43 That's a good line though, that is, it feels like that line could drop into quite a few. Oh yeah, yeah. It's a great line. You know what, if anybody is working in scripted or wants to launch a career in scripted, I've been willing to part ways with that line for a fee, of course.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Of course, yeah. But so I've got very competitive rates. Yeah, yeah, he'll send you his rates in a letter. Do you want another one? Yeah, go on. Alright, pop your... Oh, you're going to do... Another...
Starting point is 00:39:08 I'm in that letter or are you going to do a voice? Yeah, I'll do a set of voice. Okay. But darling, he wrote to us all the way from college. He wants to tell us the truth. You've got to read it. You've got to read it. He's our only son.
Starting point is 00:39:28 I'm not opening that letter. It's good. Off the miller. I've got another one for you. Yeah, go on. And the Oscar goes to. It's more easy, exactly. There you go. I got burned the last time. I made an absolute prize pratt of myself in front of a billion people. I'm not doing it again. That made me look
Starting point is 00:40:02 incredibly bad. There's no way Warren Beatty's never opened the other letters. We've inexplicably got Warren Beatty back to get to an end of the sosco. Poor old Beatty. What can possibly go wrong? It's such a good point. They're never having back at the Oscars. You know, they just won't. They just can't. It's mad. There's quite a few people around. Yeah, but I would say, I It's mad. There's quite a few people. That's rather recent. Yeah, but I would say, I would say, he's one of the few people where it wasn't his fault. He just, he was, you know, it turned out to be,
Starting point is 00:40:32 it wasn't his fault, he didn't really think. It was, it was, it was completely unfair that Will Smith slapped him. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He's an elderly gentleman will have a sense of decorum. How's me doing? It's app happy tweed if you fancy tweeting. How's me doing? Holidays, right, my holiday.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Yeah, so that's what you were talking about. That is about to commence. Yeah. What? There must have been like quite an early, like, holidays never used to be a thing and then they became a thing right. What do you mean? Yeah, I suppose.
Starting point is 00:41:11 At some point someone went somewhere and came back again purely because they wanted a bit of time off. That never used to be the case. That was the first holiday, is that what you're asking? Yeah. When did it become a thing? I wonder if, like way back we we were like more, no mad at it. We moved around more, and it's just tonned together as going somewhere not warm for the season
Starting point is 00:41:36 because you like, it gets cold here. It's good, good, good climate, you might see around, it gets very, so it will go somewhere warmer. Right, like the birds do. Yeah. Well that's it, migrant workers. Birds migrate, so do workers. Yeah, it could be that. So you feel like that's that was the first holiday, but there must have been.
Starting point is 00:41:59 It's not holiday exactly, but it's kind of that's the slow transition into it. No, I think it's got to be, it's got to come from the upper classes. It's got to come from the leisure classes, hasn't it? It's got to come from those people who don't have to work. And then they're the ones who would take holidays, right? But I think they would do that one. They're their whole life already a holiday though. Yeah, but if you're not working in the first place.
Starting point is 00:42:24 But still, if you're not working in your house, that's not a holiday. Whereas if you're not working, you know, by the seaside, I think that's a holiday, right? I listened to a really good interview on the radio the other day, which was a guy from Manchester talking about how Manchester invented the weekend. No, it was really good.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Like, it was like, the weekend, man, I can't do Manchester very well, but you can tell what I went. Yeah, yeah. I can do a great Manchester. It's a book. The weekend, yeah, of course it's a book. Yeah, yeah. Let's not do anything set any Sunday.
Starting point is 00:42:57 Yeah, your head's up, right? I'm saving that for Jackson Pratt, his wife. The weekend man invented in Manchester, can't invent it in Manchester that's where it starts. That's where it starts. The hard to stay in Manchester. Manchester star. Yeah. Can you stay in Manchester for a whole sentence? Can I stay in Manchester for a whole sentence?
Starting point is 00:43:20 It's getting dangerously scoused towards the end isn't it? It's already goneously scowstores the end, isn't it? It's already gone, guys. Can you stay Manchester for a whole sentence, Clarkie? I can't even start in Manchester for a whole sentence. Can you get to Manchester by the end of a sentence? So what was he saying? He was saying that the weekend didn't use to exist until the hazy end of it. Yeah, the weekend didn't use to exist until the Hasse Ender. Yeah, the weekend didn't used to exist. And because of the labour movement and because of the factories in the dense factories and
Starting point is 00:43:52 the mills in Manchester, that's the first place that labour's organised around the idea of petitioning for two days off and it was first granted and fought for in Manchester. So literally the birth of the weekend, the birth place, the home of the weekend, was Manchester? It started it, I wish I could do it. I asked a question, I asked a question of our manking friend. Did it start in Manchester and then spread to every other country in the world, because every other country in the world has the weekend. Yes, but because British Empire, we were the... Is that true?
Starting point is 00:44:31 ...centred the... Is that true? ...of the working world. So Manchester started it. So Manchester birthed the weekend. But wasn't there like, isn't the whole thing of like, you know, like Sunday being a day of rest from the Bible? Stone. Sat is in a day of rest.
Starting point is 00:44:48 The bank holiday weekend. Kind of spread. Spread spread right. I thought it was blurred that started the back of the... Halifax started the expression Thursday, the new Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. And I think it was a whole that came up with the word hump day. Hump day, that's right, yeah, that was whole.
Starting point is 00:45:16 It was whole day to begin with and then over the time it's become hump day. It's been bastardized, is it? It's got it's got it down, yeah, yeah. Well, there you go. I haven't investigated it. I haven't googled it, but this guy was really convincing and I liked it. He was worth saying, he was organizing a music festival called The Big Weekend
Starting point is 00:45:36 and he was using the slot to advertise his festival The Big Weekend. So it might have been a bit too convenient for him to screw it. And his festival was in Manchester and also Manchester this is my Manchester accent by the way, or to also Manchester invented big So I couldn't make out the words there because of your accent
Starting point is 00:45:58 It's sounding like you said Manchester invented big Just through vented big. Oh yeah, just trying to get it. Yeah, big. I'll say this, the accent was the best one we've had. But the sentence was the full of two. Oh, the whole of it. We've ever had. Ah!
Starting point is 00:46:12 Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh well, don't worry, I'm going to take some of the heat off of you because I've just Googled, I've just Googled where is the weekend from. And the band out is from Canada, yeah, he's a Canadian. So it's not true. The weekend started in 1990 in Canada and it was originally called Able. Okay, okay, okay, in the weekends. So Able in 1990 and then eventually.
Starting point is 00:46:41 Sutterball and Sundable around the early 2010s he became the weekend. So yeah, nothing to do with Manchester. He has played Manchester. Not true, actually. Canada in 1990. Yeah. Then went on to star in the best TV show of all time. You know it, mate.
Starting point is 00:47:04 You know it, mate. You know it. So there you go. But that's a good, it's a good pub fact that you don't want anyone to pull out too much. You just want to enjoy it. Yeah, it's one of those things that I think would be a great conversation to after if you're having a pint with Ellis James. I feel like he could absolutely get on board
Starting point is 00:47:27 to get on board with that. Generally, if you were going to make a Manchester based, you know, like human traffic or train spotting or a twin town. Yeah, it would make for a great opening monologue in that. Yeah. Well, cut up, Manchester. Or as I call it, birthplace of the weekend, where everyone talks like this because this does not. But I know I've heard that.
Starting point is 00:47:53 I would say that. Yeah, but you have to reframe it because that's the accent we go. Honestly, this is the accent of the world, okay. Yeah. Why can't I locate it? I can't. It's all about the additioning, okay Why can't I? It's all about the finishing is near accents. Have you seen the Barbie movie yet? Yeah, are they okay?
Starting point is 00:48:12 It's it's it's so mad because every Like it seems like every bit player in it is a British actor and So you're constantly seeing these but you'll go, oh look, it's Sharon Rooney, or oh look, it's Jamie D'Amietru, and then the voice that comes out of their mouth is so different from the voice you're expecting, because they're all, for some reason they've got, I learned a British people, they've got them all to do kind of American accents, Nick and a Cofflin from Dairy Girls is in it as well, obviously, you know, Irish. But yeah, it's a really odd thing to watch it as an audience member who recognizes
Starting point is 00:48:48 these people. Rob Briden shows up, American, Tom Stouten shows up, American. So just a really, I mean, I guess it's because they filmed it in the UK, but yeah, that's what you need to do is you need to make a movie about Manchester Manchester. But no cast no mancunians in it. Yeah, what what peak you blinders did? What peak you blinders did for the year for Birmingham. Yeah, exactly. Oh, well come to Burby. Good boy. Oh, well, peak you blind. Well, you know what kind of you're wearing. We know what kind of you're wearing. Yeah, yeah, I think games hat you're wearing. Yeah, yeah. I think the game's a bust on that one. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Right, do you want to wrap us up with the final voice, Perry? Because we haven't done one from you. Okay. Okay. Pop that camera off. Don't give us any clues. And pop that hat off, by the way. Let's give it a two minute.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Well, I was looking around because what I really wanted to do was turn my video off and then turn it back on and be wearing a really outlandish hat. Oh, but wait, I was leaving my shed. I'd have just been able to put a lamp on my head. Yeah. I think I would have just confused people. No, I'd have been expected that.
Starting point is 00:50:00 Yeah. We don't want the podcast to finish, we're just, mate, are you okay? In the end. Yeah, we don't want the podcast to finish we just mate are you okay Kind of that just really need a holiday Okay, okay here we go ready Ready? Yeah. Yeah. I just believe in these designs. Oh no. It's a lamb, isn't it? Dali.
Starting point is 00:50:38 It wasn't Spanish. There's no way. That was... It started French and ended on a Schwarzenegger. It's it started Amalie and ended get to the shopper. Should we just say European? The designs are all camouflage. I use covering your entire body and mud. It's the inventor of camouflage pitching it to the army. You will be the mob happy. Once you you see these I just believe in the designs. But wait a minute you're wearing your hat. Who said that?
Starting point is 00:51:18 I'm right here inside the pitching room. By the way, oh, I'm really enjoying that accent, Tom. I have to say, you know, that's... When you lock into an accent, I know that's not locking into an accent, you do that sometimes. But when you lock into a voice, this really is a thing to be here. Um... Can I have a bit more from your Arnie?
Starting point is 00:51:43 Gapier Ar is recording it. I just believe in the designs. OK, it is that. You really grow into it on every sentence. Do you know what I'm imagining now? I don't know if you, I think he's somebody who works in fashion. Right, that's the world I'm imagining, you know. Like he's one of these sort of like,
Starting point is 00:52:08 yeah, ambiguous to European fashion designers and he's being interviewed after his latest show at the Milan Fashion Week, whatever. And they're saying, it's a bit unusual what you're doing. You know, like, you're really, you're really, you're ripping up the envelope and he's saying, I wanna be the little, and he's like, you're really, you're really, you know like you're really you're really r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r- r I think, so I'm imagining, now we're in the world of kind of high fashion.
Starting point is 00:52:45 So it could almost, I could picture him wearing possibly like one of those big puffy felt crowns that Vivian West would use to design, like something like that. Or an enormous, ferell slash Keith Lemmon style, big hat, or something that's just a little bit, Uttra, a little bit, uh, outrageous, bits sort of, a bit showy, definitely a fashion piece.
Starting point is 00:53:08 Am I in the, I mean, the right ballpark, do you think? Yeah, do you know the true tragedy is, this is me limiting myself as a performer, because in my head I was kind of picturing like, a Carrie Mulligan, it's like, like, like Carrie Mulligan, kind of playing, like a house of Elliot style designer, kind of like a flapper kind of hat, but obviously it got very much lost in translation.
Starting point is 00:53:33 That must be Kerry Mulligan. No, that's where it started in my head, but obviously once it comes out the mouth, it becomes what it is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's true. I quite like the idea of like a pill box hat. That's where I was kind of. Oh, like a sort of jacket and asses type of there.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Yeah. That's interesting. The little pill box hat, yeah. But actually, I could definitely imagine the wacky European fashion designer wearing a wild pill box hat, you know, brought a gayly coloured pillbox hat. Yeah, I think you could definitely imagine,
Starting point is 00:54:11 definitely picture that, Clark, what were you getting from that? I was gonna say a fascinator, which I think is quite, well you were fascinated. I think you're absolutely right. I think pillbox hat, fascinator, you were in the right realm. Oh! Tom, you know you're saying pillbox Hat is absolutely right, you did say Pillbox Hat.
Starting point is 00:54:29 I think you're absolutely right. When I say you, I mean me. I mean, it's pretty close. You think what's going on around. A Pillbox Hat is just like a bigger fascinating, alright? Right, that means points all round with all one. Let's go on holiday. Right. Right.
Starting point is 00:54:53 And a drop-end? Time to go on holiday? Yes. Has Beating. Can I have a lift? I live in Loneating. Has Beating. Can I have a list I live in Leningdon? I can't be too! Okay, so, lovely episode and we should say that game is now open to listener deers as well. If you want to play what hat am I wearing, you can call the hotline or leave a voice memo on WhatsApp and just give us one line of dialogue, like open by saying your name and where you're coming in from and then give us one line of dialogue, like open by saying your name and where you're coming in from, and then give us one line of dialogue
Starting point is 00:55:27 and we could guess what hat you're wearing. You can also write into us with them and we could also guess that just from the written text, but if you want to use the hotline, send it here to the accent. One line of dialogue in character, we'll play it out and guess what hatchet wearing listen to it.
Starting point is 00:55:46 Fantastic. Don't forget, focus the Patreon, continue to pace patreon.com forward slash Pappy's flat share. We'd love to see you over there if that's something you can afford. If it isn't, why not get the free trial anyway and have a listen to the stuff we're doing over there and then you can cancel it at the end of a week and you've still had a lovely week of extra bonus content. Yeah, it's lovely to do. Lovely to do. Right, I think that's everything. Have a lovely week, everybody.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Harry's probably literally opened the door of his shed. The whole day is beckoning him. At least, how are these? He's just about to start. I've got my son, Hat, and I like the design. Are you wearing a sun hat? Sorry, that's too easy. Today's episode was produced by Emma Corsham. Corsher team wearing her big producer hat made of technology. Cheers everyone. Bye. Bye. Produce a hat made of technology. She is everyone! Bye!
Starting point is 00:57:00 Bonkers brilliance. I love that. Poor things. It's like theaters, December 15th.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.