Pappy's Flatshare - House Meeting (Hoodlums, Brolly Dollys and Wet Heads) S10E10

Episode Date: March 10, 2020

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AKest.com Greetings, listener dear. I'm Matthew. I'm Tom. I agree. And welcome to another fantastic episode of Papi's Flat Share House Meeting. Yes, we're back. It's a bit of a weird intro. This one, don't worry, the episode itself is totally normal. It's just us chatting away, you're three heroes,

chatting away about some old cobblers. But this intro is a bit weird because we weren't all together when we recorded it. We forgot to record the intro at the time and so we've had to do it separately on our phones in our respective houses and producer Emma is taking each bit and cobbling it together. That's absolutely right Matthew. I agree. So just imagine that we are so deep in your ear canal. It's so it's so stretched out and elongated that even though the three of us are in there firmly lodged in there podcasting away we can't see each other. We can hear each other's voices faintly. Tom are you there? Ben are you there? I couldn't agree more. I agree. But we can't see each other. So that's why this is a bit of a weird intro.

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as our guests on April the 8th at the Phoenix pub in London. Whoa, Joe Wilkinson and Catherine Bohart on the 8th of April. I agree. We've also got Dara Obrion and Sindov on May the 12th at the Phoenix pub in London. Dara O'Brien and Sindu V on May 12th at the Phoenix pub in London. Dara O'Brien and Sindu V on May 12th, I agree. And if you are in Wales or you're going to be around Wales or you can travel to Wales,

then come to the McCompton of Comedy Festival on the 2nd and 3rd of May. We're doing shows each day at midday. We've got some really, really fantastic guests already booked, but we're gonna announce that very, very soon. So check out Twitter, because we'll announce it there. First, I imagine. Well, said Matthew, I completely agree. I agree.

Right. All that remains is to say, have a wonderful time listening to the episode, and we will see you on the other side. Yes, enjoy the episode. I agree! I've had a thought! I've got an issue!

I've got a question I want to ask you! I want to talk! I want a chat! I agree! How's meeting? What temperature should we set the heat? How's meeting? Why on earth am I always weak?

How's be 10, be 10, be 10? Who went my bed while I was sleeping? This haven't had me 10. Be 10, be 10, be 10. What's the point? Does life have a me 10? How's be 10? I got given an umbrella.

Two days ago. Do you know what? I'm glad you said this, right? Because I was thinking about umbrellas this morning. Yeah. Yeah. I've never been an umbrella guy. Hate umbrell was thinking about umbrellas this morning. Yeah. Yeah. I've never been an umbrella guy. Hate umbrellas.

Hate umbrellas. Yeah, ditto. Right. So, always taking that hard stance, I love it. Two days ago, I was having lunch with a friend, and he was like, I've got two umbrellas. It's pissing it down in rain. He got two umbrellas.

He brought two. He was just like, oh, I've got one in my bag, actually. Have this. That's great. Something I'm an umbrella brought two. He was just like, oh, I'm going to be one of my bag, actually, have this. That's great. Suddenly I'm an umbrella guy. And it's just like, it's just funny how, oh, I stuck the umbrella up and out, I go. And I was like, oh yeah.

Do you like it? I get it. Yeah. I was trying to. First time I get it. And you kind of go, oh yeah. Yeah, I struggle with them because the idea of having one, every time I see people with umbrellas,

I just think, oh, come on, guys. Yes. They're taking up too much room. Yes, yes, yes. Not for us. But don't fail on the rest of us. But then when you're in it, then you're like, oh, but then there's rain.

It's a bit like, yeah, have it on me. Exactly. That's a metaphor though, isn't it? It's very I'm all right, Jack, isn't it? The umbrellas got a real kind of like, well, I'm dry. Yes. You know?

But I like, like, I like when, like, I remember like growing up, you know, some people were like, I'm never, I'm not going to lose drive. Yeah. Because it's bad for the planet. I'm going to do that. Sure.

And then you learn to drive and then you like go, I've got a car, it's cool. Yeah. And I'm in my car. And also my car is full of people who didn't learn to drive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll look at a load drive. I'm going to get left.

I mean, I'd offer my brother. I'd offer someone under my brother. I'd offer someone I live. I think it's quite tricky to get. I think getting two people under a bra, under a brolly, walking at the same pace. There is nothing worse. Yeah. It's the most awkward experience. It's also heights, you need to be very,

you need to be similar heights, or someone needs to have their arm way up. It's very, very tough out of it. And in the end, you're like, just forget it, it's not worth it. And in the movies, it's quite a romantic incident, or like it's kind of like it's very, it's kind of, it's always quite romanticized,

we're in real life. Awful. Awful. Do you know what, the thing is, I was thinking it's this morning, I looked out the window this morning, it was raining, I mean real life. Oh, awful. You know what, the thing is, I was thinking this this morning, I looked out the window this morning, it was raining, I thought, well, I'll wear my jacket with a hood. Didn't need a number other. The hood's doing, it's big hood,

it's doing all the work and umbrella wood, basically. Right, so I, so I, so I, I, so I, I'm a hood guy. I'm a hood guy, I think, I think, I think, a hood, I'm a hoodlum. Yeah, hood, nice, you're a hooddy. I'm a hooddy, exactly. I'm a Brolyum. The hood, nice, you're a hoodie. I'm a hoodie, exactly. I'm a Broly Dolly.

You're now a Broly Dolly. You've gone from hoodlum to Broly Dolly. Yeah, that's right. The other thing is as well, I've never once been out and got off the train and gone, oh, fucking hell, left my hood on the train. The hood's attached to you, it's always there. The Broly is such a loosable item.

It's like pens in that respect. No one, you know, the pens that you own aren't necessarily the pens that you, they just pens you've picked up. Whoa, I'm going to be a pen thief. Whoa, because I've been saying I'm constantly buying pens. Yeah. Are you constantly buying pens? And pens and Broly's and somehow, and I'm constantly right around your bag, nicking

those pens and Broly's probably chuck him in the street. But you know, that's a separate issue. But no, I think there's, there's, stupidly at the moment, I've been caught in a cycle of no broadly, no hood, you're a wet head, I'm a wet head, and it's no good. There's who, there's probably dollies. And there's wet heads.

And you, mate, are a wet head. You're a classic wet head. I'm an absolute wet head, am I? But it's no good. It's terrible. I'm gonna tell you now, I've been a wet head a lot recently. Yeah.

I've got my problem is my dry jacket is not my warm jacket, but my warm jacket, no hood. Problems. So I wanna be warm. Yeah. Because that's sort no hood. Problems. So I wanna be warm? Yeah. Cause that's, that's sort of number one. But then do you wanna be warm and wet? Hang on, you're going warm over dry.

I think, I leave the house thinking I wanna be warm. There you go, when you know you know. And thank you. Yeah. True. When you know you know. When you know you know. When you know you know and I do know.

And I wanna be warm. I leave the house, I think. I wanna be warm. Clarke. Clarkey. You're leaving the house. You want to be warm? Would you want to be dry? Okay. You've got to pick one of the two. You don't want to be either. I'm just I'm in a terrible state at the moment where I might be at the house. I just I've just started wearing my summer jacket. No all the way through winter. Dear listener, it's terrible. It's February at the moment. Yeah. You know, I'm a thing, sorry.

Just because you can't see, it doesn't mean you don't want to be in a place. It's just been my favourite jacket. And because we were having quite a mild winter, I was like, do you know what? I've been all right. And suddenly, I'm not all right. Not warm, I'm not dry. And it's no good. Yeah, and also your tarnish, your favourite jacket

will stop being your favourite jacket, exactly. You've got to learn when to ease it off. You've got to learn when to fold them, no, learn when to fold them. Fold your jacket. Fold your jacket. Take it. And use it as an umbrella.

Yeah, fold your jacket. Oh, that's the other thing as well, which I don't understand. It's when people take off a jacket and put it over there, like over their head, because they're like, like they wanna be a Broly dolly. Yeah, exactly.

You think, no, if you're wearing a jacket, you're wearing a jacket. I don't mind pulling up the back of the jacket over the top of your head. It's weird to wear things we're curious about. I'm very, I'm taking a hard line on this. You're saying a hard line on people who are wearing a jacket without a hood.

Yeah. It starts to rain and they hoist it over their head. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm saying they take the jacket off and hold it above their head. You're against that. I'm against it. But you're okay with people who just pull up

the back of the jacket to cover their head. I'm absolutely for that, yeah. Which is almost exactly the same action and shape with your body. So why do you take that line? Well, firstly, you can do, it is the same action in shape, but then you can move your hands away and if you've pulled it up far enough, it stays. So you're walking around it, minting your... Not with my summer jacket.

You're walking, not with your summer jacket, it's not fit for purpose. We've established this already. What you're walking... Yeah, it's shower proof. I mean... It's got my foot. It's shower proof. Shower proof. Shower proof. Are there any two... I saw you come in, man. ...to the English language, then shower proof. I saw you come words in English language then shower for you come I tell you what it's not proof proof proof of the bloody chara shit that you are maybe no shower Proving to you bloody snowflake peers more gonna have a field day with you

This is the problem with you left it's I will prove I went shower For the needs to make you lost deal with it, all right? Puddleproof. Oh, fuck off, Jesus. No, but showerproofs are tenuous claims. Yeah, someone's fucked up there. It's no good. Is it wetproof? It's not wetproof.

Yeah. We've got to stick it out today. Say it, showerproof. Have you, is it bath proof? No. Is it showerproof? God, the showerers are famously wet. Oh yeah.

Well, I mean, if it's shower proof by going in a shower. Can we, can we clip that out? Wait, can I just check as well? Because it's good, they are talking about a wet shower. They're not talking about, it's not meet your shower proof, is it? No, I mean, that's not a summer coat. No, if's not. If it's me to your shower proof, it's good for winter, baby. I would say it's drizzle proof. Drizzle proof. I think they mean like a little, a little bit of a shower, you can deal with it. A sprinkle. A sprinkle. Not literally getting into a shower. It's

sprinkles, it's not, it's not, it's not power shower proof. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's sprinkle proof. Why would you waste your money?'s, it's, it's sprinkle proof. Why would you waste your money? They saw you come in, mate. You know what you're throwing? Good money after bad. Good money after bad. You're throwing good money after bad.

It's a summer jacket. Take that fucking jacket and burn it, mate. Have some self-respect. Have some self-respect. To have a bonfire of your clothes in your back garden. Like, that's like, like, like, like, like, parry and I do, you know. Every, every, every time. Parry, parry. Parry, parry. We burn our clothes in your back garden. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like. That's the one. Marie. Absolutely. We get the old clothes out.

Give me a birth, not a sin the show. I imagine that's what she's thinking about. We have a Marie Bond firey-o. Yeah, that's what we're doing. We're doing, yeah, yeah. Shall we do working on the title for it? But at the moment, we've got Marie Bonfire-o, which doesn't even sound like her name.

We've got a Marie Bonfireio, which doesn't even sound like her name. We've got Marie Bonfireio in the back garden, and you know what? As well, what you don't realise is skin, famously shower proof. And water proof. To 50 metres. Oh, not like that. Water resistance. Like the ground shifting underneath me. Okay, I've been pulled in behind us there.

Skin's waterproof. It's a good point. Skin is waterproof. Skin is waterproof. So really, our only problem is the clothes. Can I just say, by the way, this feels like a game of tennis, where I can never get both of you to a crew of him at the same time. And I'm being battered back and forth. The second to go, it's a game of doubles. It's been, but sometimes the person on your team swags the ball right at you.

That's our dynamic. That's our dynamic. I love the fact that for a second, I thought me Perry was seeing guys away. We're seeing Pateco The curveball is skin to water proof and boom I'm back in Clarkies camp Very happy to be here and very happy to be here, but I've got to say it was what I expected I didn't think skids Skin to waterproof for such a good, skins is what I proved is what's swung Clarkier out. It's what brought him back around

and what lost me the crucial parry votes. The crucial, it lost me the parry demographic. I lost the parries, but I came the Clarkies. Bloody hell. But the, yeah, so I'm not gonna say it again. LAUGHTER I mean, where I'm, where you lost me is you're a man who famously prioritises warmth over dryness. Yeah.

And yet now you're advocating being out and about skins to the wind. I'm next to a bonfire. Not all your life. No, no, no. And I want next to a bonfire all their life. The old saying seems to me that you lived your life in close proximity to a bonfire. I think, no, but when we are having our little nude joints in the garden, I'm by the bonfire, and I'm

rotating to make like a kebab skewer, I'm rotating to make sure I get evenly warmed. You're annoying all the neighbours. You're annoying all the neighbours. I'm annoying all the neighbours. On all complaining. On all sides. I'm annoying all the neighbours. But then when I go back inside, sure I'm not near a bonfire,

but I've got the secondary accent, tell you what you should do. Two small bonfires from the back. Oh, I like that. What about my sides? Apparently that's what the Native Americans used to laugh at the pilgrims for doing, making one big massive fire. And they're like, you're idiots.

You make lots of small little things. Well, did you enjoy that? Big chief sitting Tom's coming. That was quite... That was alright. I think that Native American life, that's a me. I think you know what, it's got, it's pretty good. It's in love, it's a knowing love, it's got wisdom. It's a wisdom, wisdom, wisdom.

And it's a whoopsy. Okay, we're not going to do any other nations love thing. But suffice to know, suffice to say we've got it in our back pockets, we need to. Listen if you're listening from another nation, send us in your lap. Yes, please. Maybe not to this episode. Record yourself laughing in your accent. Lovely. And send it to papysflatshareatgmail.com. And I will be approximating that laugh in a bonus beef. So, yes, that's going to be a real treat for all the listeners. I don't know why it's a bonus beef,

but because it'll be us with a beef with every other nation. But yeah, go on, Clarky. Clarky, do you laugh in an accent? Interessante! Now we've got to now, we've got to the number of kids. Because that maybe the game should be viewers send us their laughs. We have guests. Yes, what nation they're from.

Probably stuff from where they're from within the UK. I tell you what. You do laugh in an accent. Wow. I think you do. I think you do. I think it's sort of an extension of your voice. Yeah.

I think, but I tell you what. It kind of stands to reason, but I can't. So record yourself laughing. Tell, right, I'll check the email, and I'll be, I'll be a quiz master on this. And then the next episode, I'll, I'll check the email and I'll be quiz master on this. And then the next episode, I'll have, I'm going to say, upwards of one person who's recorded their last. Yes.

And we'll see if it's in Emma's accent. OK. Because it will be Emma. Because not one's emailing it. But Papi's flat share at gmail.com. Laugh in your accent. Laugh in your accent. Laugh along to this podcast in your accent accents, and tell us what the computer is.

So it actually makes you laugh. And tell us what it is, what accent it is, and I will test Tom and Ben. It's not a bad game show. It's definitely one to pitch. It's definitely one to pitch. Has meeting. Goat impressions. Let's hear you bleeding.

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every other Tuesday, wherever you get your podcast. Acast helps creators launch, grow and monetize their podcast everywhere. Acast.com Speaking of umbrellas, which you wear a little while ago, yes. Now, I want to play the prank on my mother by filling her umbrella with thousands, not thousands, but hundreds of little pieces of torn-up paper. And tore up loads, little bits of paper. So, I'd read it in a joke book.

And every time I would get a little bit of a paper, I'd tear it up and I'd put it in her umbrella. And then one day she was working at the Abbey National where she worked and it was raining and she came out. And she'd brought, like she'd been carrying on a umbrella with her, never even opened it. Deeper realized it was a loaded gun, opened it over her head and pumped,

lovely, covered in paper. What a brilliant, I wasn't there to see it. But she came back, who did that to my umbrella? I was like I cannot tell a lie. It was me Loved it. And she would she make a angry no she's not she's delighted It's a come on. It's just it's a silly little prank because it's of course now I wouldn't do it. It's a waste of paper. Yeah, well that you kind of feel like you're littering But if you're if it's glitter it's okay to you're glittering. It's glittering. You're okay to glittering. Yeah, if it isn't glitter, it meant to be really bad for the fish. Yeah. It goes down the drain.

You're not opening it in the sea, are you? You know, I've never been in the sea. Never been in the sea. Because I'd love to be warm. Because you're always by a bonfire. Always by a bonfire. Never by the sea. Always by a bonfire. He died as he lived, he burned to death. He loved the shell-souped jacksuits. It was a recipe for disaster. As he was dying, he screamed with his dying breath, at least I'm not drowning. And he was right, he was right.

In many ways he was right. The thing about the umbrella incident is, it just maybe me think, you know, like, I don't know, is there some kind of philosophy out there? It's like you make two or three choices that you don't normally make. And then suddenly like,

because like suddenly, I'm like today, I was getting off the tube and I found a new pocket in my coat as well. Oh, yeah, you've got like a bag. A coat for five months maybe, and you're like, go. Was it an inside pocket? It was like, is like, high, no, it was an outside,

it was like an outside inside pocket. It was like a little secret pocket. A little secret pocket. It was a little lining. Yeah, so like, some of the, if I had a new pocket, a little smuggler's coat. New pocket, so something's going in there. What did you put in it?

How, how could you fit a bag? I feel like my hand in there. So it's like, it's a nice, it's pocket, it's like, hand in there, so like, you're just gonna go, something's going in the. What did you put in it? How, how, because you could you fit a get a card. I feel like my hand in there. So it's like it's a nice like it's like hand in there. So I like to go something's going in the new pocket. Yeah. On braller up. Who are my? You've changed. You've changed. I was on this guy four days ago. I tell you who you are. You're someone who is going to for a year forget where he left. Where the fuck's that card gone? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And then one day be like, oh, fucking hell. Yeah. I know. That's it. But I just think like two very small changes. card gone. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're both baby like, oh, fuck it out. Yeah, I know, that's it. But I just think like two very small changes and suddenly you go, gosh, hello. How about different? I'm a new man. Yeah, and to go with that, my bag, because I couldn't get off the tube

because I didn't have much room, my bag went on the wrong, the other side of me. My bag's always on the right side of me. So suddenly, the bag's on the left. The earphone's doing the pocket here. And I've got an umbrella. Do you know what? Three key changes.

That is a key. You suddenly feel completely different. I think that's, I think that's, yeah, go on, let's chase that down because how does it make you feel? What is it like? You suddenly go, anything's possible? Do you feel more practical? But you feel more practical.

Do you think like I'm more of a practical person now because there's something very practical, you know, not to my mind, but the notion of an unbredded is practical, the pocket is practical, do you feel like you're more capable? I mean, capability is not. It's a part of that. What I kind of thought was like, you know, God, do I like jazz?

Maybe I should listen to it. No, no, no, no. I can hear we go. What other parts? What else do I not know about? It's not a sport you never try. You might be brilliant at it. You just have to go all the doors open up.

You kind of go, I think I'm this person, I think I'm a person who likes that and does this and has that. And then you go, but like, what if I'm not, what if I'm someone who actually does that and listens to that and does this? You kind of go, wow, that, you know, I mean like two, like dogs man on it,

but you kind of go like, you could kind of just be like, well today, those options are available to me. I never used to be an umbrella guy. I'd be like, I want an umbrella. Suddenly, I hear I'm with an umbrella. So, where am I pocket? They say it. I don't know.

I mean, I know what I'm encouraging is, if they're listening to this, and then like, if you're thinking to yourself, well, I don't like that, or I don't do that. That's something I don't do. And it's like, do two different things today. Parry, this is absolutely. What happens is music to my ears.

I think you're absolutely 100. What music are you gonna change? What that music is? And I'm gonna go at Frobe on it. Why not? I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, it's one of those things that I've always thought

I probably would like at Frobeat, but I've never really pursued it. There you go. I'm gonna type at Frobeat into Spotify. I'm sure they've got this is Afrobeat playlist, and I'm gonna go for it. And then report back, see what happened. Harry, can I ask that?

So you've got the new umbrella, and you've got the new pocket. Is there anything else going on? Because I feel like, you know, this takes three days to make a habit, and the bag on the left, that they're the three. I've never heard that. I've never heard that. To be honest, I'm basing that on babies because if you want, like if you're setting a night time routine and you do a thing three times, that becomes their habit. Three days to make a habit, I'm basing that on nuns. So in the clums. So in the clums. Yeah, post-bubble fire. Yeah, that's right.

And none in winter. So, yeah, so I mean, like maybe for three, I'm obviously that pocket's gonna be in Yiggs now. Yeah. The Broly's up. If I keep my bag on my left, then who knows? Yeah. What's the benefit of bag on left?

I mean, it's just new feeling. Yeah, it was just a new feeling. It just started to die. It added to the weight of everything going on. I also think as well, that he was about to change it. And I was like, why change? It was a bit, it's a bit Bukkuru in that respect. It was just, you thought, you've got a counterbalance.

Yeah. Because also one strand. And I had a sabalon as well. Yeah. It's very Bukkuru. Yeah. And you're a horse. That's what I mean.

Sorry. Well, three days as a horse. Yeah, three days as a horse. And you stick that way. So the, but I don't think we quite got to the, the knob of what, like, because I think, you know, running was the thing for me. Right, there you go.

You know, one day, the guys, I was swimming a lot. Yeah. And one of the guys at the gym said, look, come to the gymnasium, try out these machines and they did the induction. And I loved it. And now there's a part, like it has changed my brain. Yeah, cause my brain thinks about running.

Like it's a thing I crave doing. For example, I went away to market this weekend. Yes. We had some friends, some friends there who were able to look off the clear, which meant that Charlie and I were able to go for a run together. And that's a big thing. We haven't done it for about a year because she obviously used pregnant, she was able to run. And we've never had the chance to run together because we've always looked off the kid.

But I was thinking, like, that was never a thing in my life, where I've got some free time, you and I should go for a run together. But that's what it means, that that's a, that's a, I mean, it's part of, it's kind of a personality trait, isn't it? It's a change in personality. So, means you got boring. Yeah, I was fair enough. I'm sure, I'm sure. Absolutely, Dulles, fuck, but.

But, and I accept that, because I'm not only someone who runs, but also like a lot of them, talks a lot about it as well. What's people to know? But what do you think you're gonna, what's gonna be the change in you? I mean, you brought by the umbrella.

I don't know. Are you gonna prioritize, are you gonna prioritize where I overdrive? I think of a warm even. Dry of warmth, I think I always have. You always have. Yeah. I think it's the right way to go.

I'm going to try every time. You can't really be wet and warm when you're out and about. That's a very good point. It's short-sighted of me. If I look outside and it's not raining, I'll think, but it's really frosty, warm coats going on. What is basically boils down to is, It's really frosty, warm coats going on. What, I mean, what, what, what, what is basically boils down to is,

and it's unfortunate, but I need to get a fleece. I mean, we're talking about, the runner's getting a fleece everyone. Hold on to your hat. Yes, basically, strappy. Basically, I've got to embrace the boring old man who talks about his running and actually

guys, you know, this is actually very helpful this place. You have to embrace it. We have to record with him. That's true. But you know what, I feel like if I can convince you to accept me, then maybe I can accept me. That's the way it works. Unfortunately so.

I wish it weren't the case. I wish it weren't the case, but it has to be, it has to be Fappy's first then in a monologue. Okay. Clark, you want changes coming your way? A hat? Oh! I mean, he's never a dosed-down. I really don't.

No, no, no. That's the thing, Ben. You've not found the right answer. I'm not an umbrella guy. You think you aren't gonna wear a hat. That means you should buy a hat. I've got a spare hat. This is part of the new theory now.

It's like, listen to the idea that going out there, they're doing something new. Sadly, you're gonna buy a yo-yo or some shit. I don't know. You know, whatever it is. It's going that way. Maybe it's as simple as like one piece of jewelry. You know what I mean?

A gold chain. A piercing. Yes. Can we get you in? Honestly, because I've thought about this myself. I've got a friend who recently got his nose pierced and you know what? My friend recently got there here pierced.

And another one of my friends recently bought a gold chain and started wearing those. And they just went, here we go. Just go, here we go. And my problem is, the problem at this stage for me, it all would wreak of like midlife crisis. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's leases like, that's nice and midlage.

That's like, No, no, no. Broly, lovely. A single glove. Clarke, that's not a midlife crisis. Just a single, it's just a simple statement. Just means I've lost the glove. I've got loads of single gloves to be fair.

But Clarkie, the thing is you are a young man, you're in your mid to late 30s. I think you can get away with, I think you can get away with it. I don't think you don't want to go extravagant. You don't want to go further from it. But get yourself in it. Cowboy boot, you know what? Cowboy boots could... It's like, oh, there you go. Cowboy boots. Cowboy boots.

More than once and they were great. They're incredible. What about leather ways? I've got a pair of cowboy boots and I should wear them more than I do because every time I wear them. They feel really nice. Incredible. The thing no one really talks about with cable boots is they have like a little Cuban heel on the back. Yeah, well, Texan heel. I'm not sure. And in Texas, yeah, and I think they had a stand for the Cuban heel. But just that little boost and it's part of the design. And so like when cables have that walk into a room, it's part like the swagger. You can't help but do it when you're in cable boots. It's not affected. It's like, it's because of the height of your heel and stuff.

And oh my God, does it affect the rest of you? Well, really does. Can I ask you a question? I want you to answer me honestly. If I started wearing cowboy boots, would it seem a bit like, our short guy's wearing heels? Possibly.

Yeah, that's it. But it's good. I've got these D.L. boots. I like that. It's the best way you could get away with wearing heels. I only know about that. I don't need to know about that. I'm a reports rag race. That's my other way you could get away with wearing heels. I only know about that. I only know about... I'm a football drag race.

That's my other best way of getting away with wearing heels. Exactly, and in terms of embrace of change. Absolutely, embrace of change. Why not? Could go drag. Sorry, Clark, I talked right over you there. No, no, no, no. I was going to say the only reason I knew they have a bit of a lift is because I wore them

once. And then I was, I don't look at them and think, oh, you're not going to boost your height. Yeah, I think. Oh, that's true. That's what I do at cowboy boots. Fucking good. What's going on there? Absolutely.

Maybe I'm going to get, but should we all get cowboy boots? Should we all get cowboy boots? Corsham, if we were on cowboy boots, would you get it on cowboy boots? She's saying yes. Yes. We should tell the listener at home that Corsham is wearing what can I be described as a poncho? Yeah. So you're already there. You already tell the listener at home that caution was wearing what can Abyscribe as a poncho.

So you're already there. You already got the cowboy look. She's got two bomb fires one in front of a one behind her. Yes. I think that's a two sick shooters. She's aiming right. We're actually recording this podcast at gunpoint. We seem a little tense.

That's the only way we record. That's the only way we record. I like the idea of that, of the three of us getting cowboys. Next time we record, let's all be wearing cowboys boots. I mean, I'm very confident with this. I already know you're all wearing a boots. So you're quite expensive. That's the only thing.

It's a big commitment for me. I tell you what, I'll get them for your birthday. I'll get your pair of cowboys for your birthday. And then you can get me them for Christmas. It was an early cut. I was just doing what my birthday was last, it was this month, so it's gone. And thank you very much for the gift. I'm doing it very much, it's very kind of you. It was a horse.

It was a little overlaid, I'm not going to lie to you, it's a little overlaid and can I ask you a question. This horse you got me, is it parrying a horse? Gosh, you're a cuss. No, which case? We've been rumbled, Lucky. Pop it my back and off we go. Oh. But yeah, cowboy boots for us, I think why not?

Because we've done the thing we've done the thing where we've done the matching moustaches. We all grew moustaches one time with the matching moustaches. It's got a long time ago. It was a little while ago, but that's, you know, a little bit of unity, maybe we all get us all cowboy boots. But also, like, I'd encourage you to find your own cowboy boots. And like, you know, it's just like it can be whatever it is,

but it's like, doesn't have to be a cowboy bit, but... This is like a bumper sticker. Like, pick up your umbrella, find your own cowboy boot. Pick up your umbrella and find your own cowboy boots. That's it. I really like that. That's what those are words to live by. Find out who cowboy boot. Pick up your own brailleer and find your own cowboy boots. That's it. I really like that That's well those are words to live by find out who you are I think we are sending the view the listener off now with a spring in their step whether they've got a cowboy boot on or not Yeah, got a little lift from those wise words find your own cowboy boot grab a brolly

Probably nothing at all cowboy boot, grab a brolly. That's easy. That's easy. What would you say to Bro? That's easy. Probably nothing at all. Right, that was the episode. Strong, sturdy, together. It was an absolute belt. I agree. Three guys together in a room, facing the right direction,

looking into each other's eyes and podcasting the fuck out of things. That's what it was. It was strong, we could all agree on that. Absolutely, I hear you, buddy. Get on the Patreon. I agree. The outro, obviously, still is me

recording this on my own with Tom and Ben to be dropped in later. I couldn't agree more. I agree. Okay, give us a review. Review the podcast. Give us a five-star review. Recommend it to your friends.

Go on to iTunes to delete the review. Tell your pals about it. Mention us on social media. All of that is good. It all forces more people. Forces. It all pushes more people to it. Listen, I will not, I don't force anybody.

I agree. I need to force anyone to listen to the podcast, it all pushes people in the right direction towards our stuff, because we love making these shows for you, and if you enjoy them, then you know, chances are, your friends might enjoy them as well. Yeah, find us on Instagram, find us on Facebook, find us on Twitter, find us on the Patreon as well. Don't forget new episodes coming out every single Thursday and they're really fun episodes. We've got some really, really fun.

They're often a little bit grubby, so if you enjoy the grubby aside of things, then the Patreon is for you. Patreon.com, forward slash, Papis Flatshare, and, as I said, Thomas Shoresme. T-shirts are on the way. That's absolutely right Matthew. I agree.

All it remains to say is this episode was produced by Emma Corsham. Corsham team. Stay tuned for the Patreon Neverhood Watch Roll call. Next is the Patreon Neverhood Watch Roll call. I agree. Cheers everyone. Bye. Hey guys, I think we've got to weigh with that. I don't think they'll be able to tell. I agree. Cheers everyone. Bye! Bye! Hey guys, I think we've got to go away with that. I don't think they'll be able to tell.

I agree. Please, please, please! Be upstanding for the Patreon neighborhood watch. Roll! Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun I love you my baby you're holding an owl that owl is taunting oh you're so sexy your tumble-done Oh What good to the room, baby's got my sperm Yeah, look at him go it's our best friends got rascal Best friend got rascal what you're riding it with there. Oh look at him go. Oh, I see

Baby Can't wait if you listen back back to that and then that's what he did This guy so much You're good. I love his eyes. I love his touch. I even love his crutch And let me tell you why He oh no Maybe I've gone off peace But that's the way when he gives me hand relief Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, Oh, that's a pretty shoot. We're talking about something. Emotion of problems. Shabbard, I'll buy a bomb. Oh baby.

Epic, heavy, cute baby. I'm unable to. Oh baby. I'm unable to cry. Because some drama. I suffered when I was a child. Oh baby. Oh baby. When I was a child Oh

Anyway, yeah, right here we go. Yeah. Oh, I love this guy so much I really love I love his consonants. I love his vowels I love his consonants, I love his vowels Bim, bim, bim, bim, it's a David Fowl Oh baby, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, bim, b no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, God really sad and when he came back my glands went few Yes, that's right. It's Robin Andrews. Oh baby And let me tell you well it makes me tired Oh baby Look at this man. Oh yeah, he's really lovely.

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Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby We never ever ever cry Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby But hopefully this will tell you why Oh baby, oh baby, I love this She craves a guy Oh yeah Every time I see him walk by, he almost makes me a one-two.

But I can't do that. We've told you before. Oh, I cannot cry. I cannot cry. I'd love to cry. But I cannot cry. I went to the funeral of my old man, and I do not shed one tear. Oh baby. Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, baby, baby, oh baby, baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, baby, baby, oh baby, oh baby, baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby Baby, we never ever ever ever to cry

Oh baby, oh baby We just don't know why That big planet breaks through the sun That big planet breaks Baby, look at me Oh, Joe Baby! Oh, Baby! We finally learn to cry!

Oh, Baby! We don't know why! We're not even able to do this! We're just gonna stouch! Rogo! Go go!