Pappy's Flatshare - House Meeting (Pasta Ryvita Baby) S10E28
Episode Date: July 13, 2020Matthew, Ben and Tom slide into your ear canal for a catch-up. Sequels, greetings cards and a sequel to sequelsPappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetSupport us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.co...m/pappysflatshareEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Do you want to see what the world is really like?
Yes.
Four things is deliciously funny and spectacularly entertaining.
A woman plotting her course to freedom at in that moment.
It's non-stop bonkers brilliance.
I love that.
Four things.
It's like theaters December 15.
Greetings, listener dear and welcome to another Pappy's house meeting! I'm Tom!
I'm Ben, and I'm Matthew. Hello, how are you all? I hope you're very well.
I'm fine, thank you. Sorry, were you talking to us all, listener dear?
I don't know, I've started doing this now. I've done it a few times, I've done it on the live flat slams as well,
where I say, how's everyone doing? Just gets a sort of, like, it's a natural instinct when you're talking to an audience, but of course the audience can't respond and
It seems weird to ask you I do the same thing when I go to the shops. I just
But because you're wearing your mask no one knows who's done it
Cool, that's a good yeah
Anyway, let's give let's give listener dear a chance to answer.
So in a second Matthew's going to say,
how's everyone doing and we want you to bellow
on how you're doing no matter where you are.
Okay, let's give it a go.
Off we go.
How's everybody doing?
Lovely, a lovely interaction there with listener dear.
It's like you're with us in your ear canal.
Yeah, it looks like you're in your own ear canal, which is hard to do unless you're double
jointed, but you managed it. Congratulations. How are you doing by the way, Tom?
Yeah, very good, thank you. I'm going to keep... Oh, sorry.
I mean, I think what we've hit on here, the universal truth is that when you ask how someone's doing,
rarely do you bother about the answer. Yeah, don't give a fuck.
Maybe that's just me, that's just me being a bad person. Sorry Tom, you were saying.
I said I'm excited to be listening to today's house meeting because I have no recollection
of what we talked about at all. Yes. We recorded this about 10 days earlier than we're recording
this introduction.
And yeah, I'm sure someone out there knows what we talked about,
but it's not the three of us.
But it will be the one of you because you're about to hear it.
But I mean, it's always good stuff, isn't it?
And doubtedly.
Yeah, undoubtedly good stuff. stuff, isn't it? And doubtedly. Yeah, undoubtedly good stuff.
It's Tom, you seem less convinced.
Well, it's, I hastened to use the word scattergun,
but I shall.
Well, let's get into it and find out, shall we?
Okay, well, let's listen to it.
Let's find out.
I mean, we'll tell you what we thought of it on the other side.
Enjoy it. See you in a bit. Has meeting, what temperature should we set the heat? Has meeting, why on earth am I always waiting?
Has meeting, who went my bed while I was sleeping?
Has meeting, what's the point?
Does life have a meeting?
Has meeting, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, his What his what his
What does this is his okay? What his let's see if we can at this day work out with the end of cocky sentence
Gonna be tell you're from the clock. It's tentative. He's dipping his toe. What his his
What his name what his problem what his name? What is his problem? What is love?
Oh!
I was just going to ask, what is a sequel that you would like to see?
It's a good question.
Godfather Part II?
How many?
It's like a sequel I like to see.
Should a qualified that's never been made?
Oh.
Um, what is?
I don't think I spoil for sequels.
I think like, I think, and I like, can I shock you now?
Got.
My favorite sequel?
There's never been made yet, cos I haven't made it.
Oh, good lord. Is that your, you don't like sequels, but you want to make one?
No, I think, you know, there's something, the beauty of a singular thing,
that is its own thing with the beginning and the middle and end, and that is that,
is much better than trotting out seqals. It kind of like
exhausts the, you know, what is a brilliant, beautiful singular entity. I actually wish
there were less seqals in the world. I could see that. Well, I can't see that because
it won't be made. But yeah. I think as well, there's nothing better than,
no matter how much I'm enjoying a thing,
I'm always delighted when it's over.
I think no matter how much I'm enjoying any,
you know, a film, you know, a play, comedy show,
when it gets to the end, this chowel me,
I can't, I'm chomping at the middle of the list. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, in the middle of the list. Mentally, you've already clocked off haven't you?
What?
Cross me.
That's me.
He's making himself a cup of tea.
He's in his own shower.
That's where I made my room.
Don't get in someone else's shower.
That's where I make my cup of tea.
I run it really, really hot.
Whoa.
I just, I strap a tea bag to my body.
I strap it to my forehead.
I should let it riff, riff it down.
Straighten it.
In the side of my nose, straight through them.
That's a gray eye, yeah.
I strain it through my moustache
and straighten to my gob.
I've got a little tip for you, Crosby.
Before you get in the shower, get a little straw.
And just,
hoof a bit of milk up your shnauz, right?
Oh!
And then when you're in the shower and the tea bag forehead is doing its thing, just...
Just, just sort of pulsate my sinuses.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, lactate, basically.
Lactate through your shnauz.
I don't think that's what lactating is.
Okay.
We're quite lactate. It's, you know, it's rake.
We're kind of the effect we're going for, isn't it?
Is, is that, um, can I shock you?
You've never seen a sequel?
Ah, the best cup of tea hasn't been made
because I'm gonna make it.
Oh, yes, as soon as the chat's finished.
I should probably do that.
No, I don't drink tea.
Recently, I decided, you know what,
do you ever do a thing for ages because everyone else is doing it?
Tea is one of those things where, you know,
I work with a lot of people who love tea, who obsess with tea,
so I had to drink tea sort of habitually.
And as soon as I realised I don't like this drink, it gives me a headache.
It was a real, a great weight was lifted off me.
Don't drink tea anymore.
Well, you were carrying all that tea around, weren't you?
We should say, when you say, when you say the people you work with, you're the tea boy.
Well, the people I work with are a bunch of chimp's addresses humans.
Which is that, yeah.
Yeah, that's right. You're their butler.
So it was like the way it had been lifted.
You put the T- Chest down.
Wait, the T- Chest that he was carrying on his forehead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, it makes me very happy now to think,
I'd ever have to drink another cup of tea again for the rest of my life.
You don't have to do it.
I've flipped reversed on it.
I've gone, I went your way,
and now I've come back to tea,
which I think you might, that might, you never know.
It could happen, certainly.
Yeah, exactly.
That's one of the joys of things.
It's like stepping away from something,
giving yourself a bit of time.
I think basically, is there a good rule to say?
If you started enjoying something too much,
stop doing it and then find out whether it's gonna be.
So, so, so, guys, you know what,
you know what you're describing here?
Is it easy to...
To be equal?
I knew you were gonna try and bring it back to the show.
You enjoy it.
Then, when you're enjoying it the most, stop it.
Step away from it.
Come back to it years later.
Tea.
The sequel to these two.
Tea to judgment day.
I was that being made.
I'd already been made.
Two weeks I've been working on that script.
Two weeks of all the amounts of times of pick. Oh, two weeks I've been working on that script two weeks of all the amounts of times a pic.
Oh, two weeks I've been working on that.
Well, T2.
T2, exactly.
I'm just going to put it in the bin, hang on, I'll be back.
Yeah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
That was that was so well-acted, listen, dear,
that Cosby thought I was really happy.
I genuinely did, yeah, yeah.
And it wasn't until I heard the RB back. Clarky was way ahead of the curve.
No, Clarky loved it.
I did enjoy it.
Do you think, you know, in the tradition of those slightly na...
Obviously, this will be a sequel, yeah.
A slightly naff cards where there's like a drawing on it and a bad pun.
Do you think you could do pasta riveeta baby?
Pass the riveeta baby.
Yeah, as in pasta, as in pasta la vista baby.
Baby, babies, so a packet of riveeta
and you're upset at the table to them,
but this baby's got like strong arms.
Oh, I was gonna say pasta is in like some sort of some sort of you know like tagliatelli then rivita then baby and it would be
Pastor rivita baby
It would be yes with Arnors Schwarzenegger maybe pointing to the mortar sort of make it clear that you're doing it
Do you not think I'm asking a baby to pass the rivita might be?
Pass the rivita there pass the rivita baby. yeah, I mean that's, yeah, yeah, it works.
What that is, is, oh, I was gonna say,
it's like one of my flat slamming toes
or a joke that my dad would use to tell us
like where there'd be a very long setup.
Where Arnold Schwarzenegger is eating with a baby.
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, could happen, I'm sure he has.
He's on a diet. Is Swatchnigger a dad? Good surely. I surely. Surely Swatchnigger's got a nice number.
He kind of, he strikes me as a kind of guy who had, who had, like, 12 children or something.
Well, did you see the video of him recently where he had two donkeys in his house?
What? He's a father. He's a two donkeys. I love the very cocky hands, see it,
and then remember, he had a-
No, no, I just remember.
That to me is the sort of thing.
That just shows you what a wibbly, wobbly world
it's been for the last three months.
That's what I was up for stay with you.
That was early lockdown, wasn't it?
Now listen, I haven't seen Schwarzenegger and two donkeys,
but I did see the original Schwarzenegger and one donkey.
And that was enough for me.
I'm happy with that.
I don't need to see the two donkeys reboot. Otherwise known
as the Schwarzenegger and pony show. So yeah, no, he's got two donkeys cutting about his
house. What a life. Yeah, and I don't know if you would have donkeys and children in the
same house, but then it's Hollywood, isn't it? Who was it? Was it Meli Griffiths who grew
up with, uh, grew up with Lions?
Okay so I've got a plot,
I've got, is something you'll enjoy, Crossbeek.
Yes.
It's a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger with the two donkeys
and on a tray he's offering them a cup of tea.
Yeah.
And the card reads donkey, oh tea.
And it's donkey, oh tea.
Yeah, I love it, I love it.
There we go.
He's chasing it with a multi-tilted get-win mills, yeah.
Is this our business now that we make cards with puns on?
I mean, it feels like it's been a long time coming.
It's been right, it's been right, it's staring us in our face the entire time.
If I worked for the greetings card industry, I would be chasing us tooth and nail.
If you worked for a point, why would you, if you worked, you wouldn't need to
trace us. You'd be working already. Yeah, sorry. If I was someone else. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If I was somebody working in the greetings cardings, basically, who is listening to this, who works
in the greetings card industry, who isn't hammering at our door tooth and nail? Do you know what I mean?
or tooth and nail. Do you know what I mean?
Is that one of the puns?
I don't think so.
It's very painful every time you knock a door.
What about it's a bunch of reggae musicians
but they're made up of dentures and nails
and it's tooth and the nails towels.
Tuth and the Maytiles.
That's what I was going for.
Yeah, tooth and the nails.
I've got what the towels bit.
Oh, towels, let me tell you.
Let me tell you.
Yeah, so it's a towel with some regular musicians on here.
With tooth and the nail towel.
This feels like the worst pitching meeting in the world.
Yeah, okay, fair enough.
I appreciate that I've cleared the deal here.
I've lost the job.
It's fine, listen.
This is why the greetings card people are.
They were walking up the drive.
They've just turned their backs.
Who likes to get up the drive?
I don't know.
Like all business meetings start.
We saw them walking up a drive.
Aaron's talking's written the dialogue.
Did you know that the West Wing was originally until they realised if the sound issues they
couldn't do it, it was always, rather than walking through a corridor they'll walk along
a gravel path.
Always on the gravel.
Always on the gravel.
But then you realise that once they got to the door they can't just throw it open and
keep walking.
They had to then knock on the door and if someone wasn't in then that was the end of the
chat.
So.
It was a different show. The first draft of it was a different show. Fortunately, he wrote the sequel.
That what you're describing is the East Wing.
Very rarely see the East Wing. I think I'm describing Holmes under the hammer actually.
Deon Dublin's president of the United States of America. I'd watch it. It's not a bad idea.
What's your sequel, Clark? Yes, go on, what's your sequel?
Yeah.
I was just gonna say, guñini's two.
Guñini's two.
Guñini's two now, or guñini's two then?
I mean, ideally then, but it had to be now.
No, it's better now, right?
You rush into guñini's 2, what you're doing?
Goonies 2 could be like the second half of it, couldn't it?
Yeah, because the first half is like the first half of the
Firmassadol.
Yeah, the Firmassadol is dealing with the fact that they've actually,
because they went through some pretty traumatic stuff.
They're all going to have varying degrees of PTSD
from there.
Oh, I've never seen that rude.
From the adventure they had.
No, but that's what you do.
You make a dark, gritty, joker style sequel to the Gunes.
I mean, the first Gunes is pretty dark in places, isn't it?
Well, you know, when there's wild peril.
When peril.
It's rather mild, isn't it, moonies, I would say it's a stretch to say it's dark.
The thing when he's doing a dark is when he's talking about the woman, when he's talking
about the woman talking about all the bondage that goes on in the house, that's pretty dark
for a kid to be able to come drop those images.
I think the darkest bit is when the the jock holds him to his car and then speeds up and sends him off a cliff.
That's quite dark. Yeah.
That's that bits in it as a bit of kind of like we're goofing around a bit here
and like, but it's like fucking hell.
I tell you what, I got I in my mind's eye, I got it,
always get it a little bit confused by with stand by me and Stan by me's hella dark.
Stan by me's actually dark.
Stan by me, Stan by me, which I've never seen it, Stan by me.
I've heard it's very good, I've never seen it.
I've seen the sequel Stan by you.
I'm with stupid. I think there's something about the way I consume media nowadays that I just face the
only 10 to watch new things, I don't watch classic stuff as much as I used to anymore.
And it's because there's always the new thing on Netflix that you're like, oh you're watching
this new thing on Netflix, you should be watching this.
And it's not always decent stuff.
It's often utter trash.
Is that why you've stopped drinking tea?
Too old for you.
Yeah.
Gotta face the new.
Gotta drink something new, I've got a drink.
What do you drink now, like Volvic Infusions?
I think, I drink, I drink, yeah.
I drink that bit of water and alko pops.
So I drink.
I love that you think alko pops is new.
It's a cool new drink, man.
Boots you all the way, baby.
You tried these new Alco pops that the kids are all going into.
Alco pops were danger danger, weren't they?
Really, let's be honest.
Yeah.
I've got a bottle of smur and I've ice in my fridge at the moment.
It's absolutely burning a hole in this lockdown. Is that what you're going to at the end of this conversation?
Is that what you keep on jumping towards?
Yeah, cool, cool, Smurna Fies in the shower.
I've stopped drinking tea.
I've started drinking Smurna Fies at 11 a.m.
Is that progress?
We don't know.
No.
No.
A weight-a-speed lift.
We wait. Oh, come on. Well, I was going to say cross-peat that. A weight of speed lifting.
We wait.
Oh, gone.
Well, I was going to say crossbeat that is our Sunday afternoon, so I watch an old film.
That's become our little tradition.
It's great.
Lots of fun.
Yeah, you know what?
We, Sunday afternoon, we're watching Mr. Tumble.
We want you to throw up in the toilet after all of your...
LAUGHTER
Yeah, to be honest.
The afternoons are a bit of a blur to be honest.
To be honest, I'm probably keeping on the sofa.
But Mr. Tumble is on the celly.
And that's... That's... That's... That's...
Daytime is... Mr. Tumble goes to Washington.
LAUGHTER
It's a lovely old film.
And I'll black a white classic.
I see it.
I see it.
The socks on you, so far, but to your feet.
I see it.
Do you want to see what the world is really like?
Yes.
Four things is deliciously funny and spectacularly entertaining.
A woman plotting her course to freedom at in Lutford.
It's non-stop bonkers brilliance. I love that. Poor things.
It's like theaters for December 15th. Do you think there'd be money in remaking
classic films but now that you've got a toddler? So it's like a toddler-nate a two or whatever it
is and it's like you get all you get you get to really terminate a 2 but it's kid friendly
Yeah, absolutely. I think kids would love you know, it is it is quite exciting. I mean you just make you make John Connor
Three instead of whatever he was 14
Yeah, that's that's that's great
And you kind of put in a few more
Pratt falls Yeah, you just make all the songs you make all the violence silly That's great. And you're kind of putting a few more pratfalls.
Yeah, you just make all the songs.
You make all the violence silly.
Exactly, you've got to throw in a few musical numbers.
You get Randy Newman on the case to write a few funny songs.
Randy Newman's back in business.
That's what we call it.
No.
Toddlenator too.
Randy Newman's back in business.
I'll be back in business. And then it ends with Schwarzenegger saying, past the Riveta baby. I saved your life.
Now to eat a snack.
Past the Riveta baby.
And then it to eat the camera pans across.
And the donkeys are munching all the Riveta.
And Schwarzenegger's like, oh,
oh, I'm going to eat the Riveta baby.
I'm going to eat the Riveta baby. I'm going to eat the Riveta baby. And then it turned, it did it it did it it did it it did it it did it it did it it did it it did it it did it it did it did it it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it did it and then Newman plays us out as his hand goes into the lava.
Oh, I know.
Baby starts to cry.
What was the lava bit?
It's not gonna be lava, it's gonna be like,
it's gonna be like, apple sauce.
It's gonna be good, orange.
It's gung.
Yeah, it's gung, it's apple sauce, it's a ball pool.
It's one of, it's just things that kids like.
Those three.
It then the three things that kids like.
Pretty much.
Gung, apple sauce and ball pool.
Happy Halloween kid, there's, and Bollpools. LAUGHTER Happy Halloween, kid.
There's three buckets in the front room.
You're going to have a great time.
LAUGHTER
OK.
OK.
And you've got two.
You've got a drown in one of them.
Which one are you drowning in?
Lovely question.
You've got a drown in Apple Source. You've got a drown in Bollpool. You've got a drown in Gunge. Which one's you drowning in? Lovely question. You got a drown in apple sauce. You got a drown in ball pool. You've got a drown in gunge
Which ones are good question? I've got it. Come on the ball pool to in order to drown in it the balls have to be really small right like
a bit like the inside of a bean bag. I'm gonna go I'm gonna say they're the normal size balls, but you're deep down and suffocating
I think I could have go with apple sauce I'm going to go with apple sauce.
I was going to go with apple sauce as well.
You're fat pasted.
Yeah. I think just because it's going to be pleasant.
It's going to be pleasant.
It's going to be pleasant on the up pleasant.
It tastes a bit better.
Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
And the sugar, you know, the euphoria of drowning,
adding with the euphoria of the sugar high,
I think, yeah, that's what I'm going to go for. That's what I'll enjoy it. you know, the euphoria of drowning, adding with the euphoria of the sugar high,
I think, yeah, that's what I'm gonna go for.
I'll enjoy it.
Yeah, if anything, I can't wait to see it.
Can't wait to see the challenge to end.
LAUGHTER
Five bottles of Smyrna Fie,
so then a bucket of apple sauce in the shop.
He done as he lived.
And, uh, Perry, where are you gonna go on that?
Um, I am gonna go with the gunge, I think,
so that my post-mortar would be lots of fun.
Oh, the post-mortar and my daybends and Phillips.
You might as well chop in it open and like all gunge flying about.
You see something to see, wouldn't it stick me in a museum?
Don't mind it.
What, so they slice you open and all this gun would like ooze out of your stomach and
all the kids would go, yeah!
I dedicate my body to science, but stipulate that it has to be a primary school science
lesson.
Okay, so they're going to say, today we're going to dissect a human body.
Here comes the Gungeman, you remember the class.
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And I'd go on a tour of primary schools,
we're like the Kadava man and he'd gun to me open.
Good.
Is the...
Is the Kadava man anything like the Juddaman he used to sell?
Didn't he the Smirna Fies guy?
Was he the Juddaman?
Oh, hello.
Oh yeah.
Maybe it wasn't Smirna Fies, maybe it was like...
So, no, I think it was
It was yeah, so could have a man with self-acadabra
Jesus kids
So you'd cut you cut you open and you'd be full of alcohol
It's a great way to get kids drink booze. I've always said it
God, so am I draining in alcohol pop snow instead? Yeah, is that one of the options?
You that's one of the options.
Especially what, cross-biz already do it.
He was taken by the, he was taken by the Juddaman in the night.
Reef please, if I was draining in an alcoop reef, reef all day.
Always reef.
Oh, bleak your oons.
Always reef.
Reef will disappear.
Glug, glug, glug.
You wouldn't drown.
He he he he. Do you know, you know, glug, glug. You wouldn't drown. He he he.
Do you know, you know the band Reef, right?
Oh yeah, do you know that well?
Do you know that Fern Cotton's husband joined the band Reef
in 2014?
That's too late to be joining the...
Too late to be joining Reef, isn't it?
Was it like a childhood ambition that you finally fulfilled?
I don't think so, I think he's American.
Why would you join Reef in 2014?
I mean, given half a chance, man.
Yeah, Clark, you joined Reef in 2020, wouldn't you?
Sadly, I've just joined the carol.
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Do you ever do a joint sets, like a joint tour with the Coral and Reef?
Last, my last live gig before lockdown was the Coral.
And I'll tell you what, psychologically, that makes lockdown feel a lot longer than it
has been.
When you think about it, it started the early days.
When you think about remembering back to the time when you can see live gigs and mine was the coral.
It was the coral and super grass, it was fucking brilliant and the coral were amazing.
And it was like the week and a half before locked.
It was like starting to happen everyone was like, should we still go to the gig and it was like,
well yeah, and off we all went And I'm so glad I did next.
It felt like the last big night of freedom.
The last gig I went to was a month into lockdown.
Stereophonic, still touring, they still have to.
Yeah, I'm going to never get them off the stage.
Never get them off stage.
Just enough education to perform.
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But I haven't seen the daily briefings, so yeah, just enough education to perform.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, love it.
But yeah, it is that funny trick of going like, oh, live music was great, wasn't it back
in the day?
And then remembering back to you last gig and it was the choral and supergrass, it feels
like I haven't seen Life Music for 20 years.
I would say that Life Music is another great example of when it gets to the end,
I'm just delighted to get out of there. I tell you what is quite a good idea.
Okay, yes, here we go.
Now, and now, gone.
Is this a great idea or a good idea?
I think it's a strong, it's a firm idea.
Basically, there you go. Everyone else is going gonna have to do the legwork on it,
but I'm gonna, like...
Oh yeah, I've seen your ideas before, don't you worry about that.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Well, I'm thinking about sequels to albums,
instead of sequels to films,
and so much in the way of the Goonies and the Goonies too.
And like by delaying it it you kind of get a better
sequel. I think it'd be really interesting for bands to make albums that are definitely
the spiritual sequel to an earlier work. And look at like cross referencing with their lyrics
and actually like you know even some melodies. And be like this is the evolution of that album
and this is its sequel, it's great idea.
And I'm not sure, I imagine there will be bands out there
that have done it, but I can't think of any, but like.
Well, if you can think of any,
get in touch, papysflatshareatgmail.com.
We'd love to hear a sequel to it.
That's a, because I remember, you know, Ashes to Ashes,
the song Ashes to Ashes by David Bowie.
It's not quite a sequel to a space-oddity, but it has the same character in. It's like the second, and it to Ash is to David Bowie. It's not quite a sequel to Space Odyssey,
but it has the same character in.
It's like the second, and it says,
you know, Ash is to Ash is to Funk to Funk
and you know Major Tom's to Junky.
And that always used to really disappoint my parents
because they're big David Bowie fans,
but they were like, no, he wasn't.
Oh, don't, don't go back and rewrite the story of,
he's a space man who did-
Hey, at least he got home.
At least be glad he got back to earth.
Sure he had a tough time when he got there but you know what they'd rather him be
cadaver man.
Yeah they'd rather him be fun cadaver.
Yeah.
Ashes to ashes.
Funkey to funkey.
Yeah.
No, that's so they were they were always like oh it's just it's that'll be how that'll
be our greetings card company,
funkykidava.com.
Funkykidava.com, love it.
That's so sweet that your mom and dad wanted to preserve
the reputation of Major Tom.
Because his final words were, tell my wife,
I love her very much, not, that's the shit, you know,
let's pass it.
Pass the bloody hypodermic, I've just smacked up a vein of, you know.
Tell my wife to flush everything.
I'm not even going to.
Tell my wife, don't let them search the house, love.
Yeah, so, yeah, I feel like bands like often they obviously they'll tour like say if you're in ash
release 1978
Oh, yeah, I mean or like if you're a racist release. This is the story morning glory or the you know the story was this
And it's like you you look at the themes you explore the melodies, but you yeah change and you read and it's like
That was your true to now can I tell you mine again? Yeah, rather than like a reboot. Yes, love it. All right computer
What oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry
We really hung you out to dry their clarky. No better or worse than any of the ones that we said.
Absolutely, nothing wrong with that at all.
Absolutely nothing wrong with it, but we've got an absolute fry by Dick Slap for class
right.
I think you just happened to say it as we had stopped for a second and then it just
became funny to leave it go.
I mean, it's not, is it, I don't know if I'd be satisfied enough with OK compute, if
it was all right, computer, like good computer.
Well, you've gone from OK computer to the problem is, it's, what about thank you, human?
Thank you, human. And it's a thank you human. Thank you human.
And it's like the computer's talking back.
Oh my fucking god.
Don't try it, cross me.
I know you're trying too, but I can't.
Oh, it's blown my mind.
But anyway, there you go.
If you're a band, out there, if you're a band listening,
and they do, there's a few that do,
think about giving a sequel to your album,
your best album, rather than just trying it back out
for a victory lap tour, which don't get me wrong,
I really enjoy it.
Oh yeah, most of the gigs I go to now,
are bands playing their album 25 years after they released it.
Yeah, exactly.
You get to a certain age, that's what you do.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm going to blow the listeners mind, though.
Steady, I'm getting ready listening.
We could have said this at the start of the episode, but actually, this episode of House
Meeting is a sequel to the first episode of House Meeting.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Bum-bum-bum-bum.
Can I?
I don't know why that.
Yeah, it was quite a sad trumpet.
It was, it owed more to the coronation street theme tune, I think, than it did to any kind
of, isn't the traditional noise, bam-bam-bam-b bam, for like suspense, as opposed to... I'm not going to lie to you, I didn't listen to the first half of your sentence, I wasn't sure
how to answer it.
So I just went for a kind of...
Well can I say that's 50% more than you listen to anyway, so...
That's the noise I make when someone's telling me something I've been caught not listening to them. Imagine if someone's like, listen Tom really
bad news it's your auntie she passed away. We Tom, are you okay? Sorry no yeah
for what? Yeah people respond to grief in different ways. What would the
seek? I was thinking the sequel to a flat slam house meeting would be we
no longer live together, right?
Yeah.
I've actually checked that.
Like that's how you need to, you need to fundamentally shift the dynamic so that you
come at the same adventure, but in a different way, right, for a sequel.
So like actually the things that happen can remain the same and just be you
know like it worked in the first one. So you don't want to change the formula of what's
happening, but it's a simple shift in the original dynamic, which means you can retread
old ground, but it feels different. Well how not even watched the chapter, I've not even,
that's how much I don't want any bit of this movie spoiled for me.
I didn't even know there was a sequel.
Yeah, you're not going to be able to see it.
I'm not going to be able to see it.
I'm not going to be able to see it.
I'm not going to be able to see it.
I'm not going to be able to see it.
I'm not going to be able to see it.
I'm not going to be able to see it. I'm not going to'm not... I'm not a seller. I've not even watched the tab, not even. That's how much I don't want any bit of this movie
spoiled for me.
I didn't even know there was a sequel.
Yeah, you don't know about it, you're not gonna watch it.
No spoilers for me.
I hate spoilers.
I guess watching a film is the ultimate spoiler.
Oh, I don't watch films, no, no, I don't watch films anymore.
I watch very, very...
They're too old for you.
I watch very, very trashy reality shows made by Netflix. Like, love is blind and too hot to handle.
Because.
No, but it'll be pretty soon.
They're gonna be too old for you as well,
because the time it takes them to have got made,
got edited and got your telly,
you'll be like, they're old news.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're gonna end up just looking out your window.
Actually, do you know what?
That is pretty much what I'm saying.
But I think.
A couple of Smurna Fises,
Lift the Net Curtains,
the Ultimate Reality Show.
Life, it's out there, baby.
Don't worry about it.
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Gosh, well, no topic left uncovered there.
Absolutely, I mean that really was. It was a who's who of chat conversations.
Okay, got you what? Cards on the table, listen to it, we haven't who of chat conversations.
Okay, goody was.
Cards on the table, listen to it, we haven't listened to it yet.
No, no, no, no.
We're chanting our arm here on what we talked about,
but we assume good solid stuff
and a wide variety of topics come out.
Absolutely.
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Well, well, well, he's a great big Justin Bieber fan and he's a dude, Mac,
Lieberman. Can I just say one of the best ones we've done? That's, I mean, that's so, I don't think we're gonna better that now because I was, you know,
especially if we set the precedent of saying that there are fans of things.
Which we have.
Which we have.
I mean, I was gonna say this guy was a fan of an otter.
Yes, carry on.
Okay, well, well, well, this guy's a fan of an otter.
Let me tell you now, his name is Reese Potter.
Oh, well, well, well, she's a fan of olimers.
I can tell you now her name's Nicole Debers.
Well, well, well, she's a fan of a guy called Sebastian Finland.
I've never heard of him, but she has. Her name is Hazel
Quinlin. Well, well, well, he's a fan of the Cosby Show. Not so much recently, but so
much so that he changes name to Stephen Hux de Bull. That's not aged well, that name changed. He could have been worse. He could have a name that's one letter away from a rapist.
Well, well, well, for God me moving on, this guy's a fan of what you believe it.
Krill!
Of course he is!
He's Chris Hill.
Well, well, well, this woman's a fan of the favourite part of a body that is a bone.
Which bone?
Well, never know.
She'll never tell.
She keeps it to herself.
It's Victoria Stone.
Oh, well, well, well.
This guy is a big fan of being skint. His name is Guy Brent.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, he's a fan of smoking skunk. His name is Ben Monk.
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