Pappy's Flatshare - House Meeting (WEmoir123!) S12E43

Episode Date: November 22, 2022

Matthew, Ben and Tom slide into your ear canal for another house meeting. Bono's written a book, and we want your passwordsSupport us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareProduced by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's like theaters December 15th. BLEEPING BLEEPING Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom. I'm Ben. I'm Matthew and welcome to another exciting episode of Papi's Flat Share House Meeting. House Meeting.

House Meeting. House Meeting. Before we get on with the house meeting itself, we should say that if you haven't already got tickets for the Papi's Flat Share Christmas special live stream on the 11th of December 2022. You should get tickets as soon as you can. You can live stream the whole show into your front room onto your device. How have you want to watch it? It's two shows as well. We're doing a beef brothers cold cuts with James A. Castor. And then we're doing immediately after that, we're doing

the famous, the show, what is it, what is it on the show of the year? This year, the show of the year. Is it coming home? That's right, this year, the show of the year is coming home, a fact-share slam down. But also, sorry, you go, this year, the show of the year is actually two shows of the year.

And this year, both of those shows of the year are coming home. Okay, fantastic. Right, great. We've got that. What I'll do is I'll do the details. I'll sum up the details again. I covered those, just then I think. Oh yeah, but I mean, the boring details.

Oh right. And then you can do the slogan. So yes, at 5.30 we've got a B for this cold cuts with James A. Cast, then at, immediately after that, as soon as that one's over, we're going to do a flat share slam down Christmas special with Athena Cablenu and Lou Saanis. It's on the 11th of December 2022 and tickets are available either from the show notes of this show or from ticicketX.co.uk. So this year, the show of the year is actually two shows of the year and both of those shows of the year are coming home. So good! I've already got that festive feeling now, I've got that sort of festive tingle.

So yeah, that's very exciting. If you want to get cheaper tickets, by the way, join the Patreon, patreon.com forward slash Pappies flat share, you get reduced tickets. Also, look out for our Twitter because occasionally, like this week, some tickets to the live show, actual live proper, be in the room tickets, became available, somebody else, they couldn't make it, and they got snapped up immediately, but people tend to tweet us and say, I can't make it and we retweet it. So watch our Twitter at Pappy's Tweet. But yeah, that's all the admin stuff for that show. Also, we should talk about the James A. Caster beef brothers

cold cuts, because we do it slightly different. We do a slightly different thing. Yeah, Christmas story. We do, what do we call, is it beef brothers cold turkey? Yes. Yeah, beef brothers cold turkey. Yeah. And we'd love some cold turkey beefs.

Yeah, basically, best of problems. Obviously there's a lot of going home, spend time with loved ones or family members or people. Not all family members. A lot of the beats will be coming from Tom. You know, you're putting to fairly unique situations or you know, if you are staying with your housemates for Christmas, that might bring in different traditions or things that upset the balance of your living arrangement. So, whatever your festive beasts are, the things that you struggle with over the, you know, let's be honest,

three days of Christmas. Send them in and we will sort them out with international comedian and musical entrepreneur James A. Castor. Absolutely right. Beef Brothers Podcast at Gmail.com is the address to send them to. Beef Brothers Podcast at Gmail.com. We'll also put that in the show notes as well. So send us your festive beefs. We need a load of those. And again, like Tom said, last year we had some very funny ones of like, this is a weird Christmas tradition

that only our family do is this odd. Should be doing it that kind of stuff we love all of that anything that is Christmas or festive period related that you can send to us we will appreciate that greatly be fun as podcast at gmail dot com great well let's get into this episode it's a house meeting and let's be honest, they take some beating I've had a thought I've got an issue. I've got a question. I want to ask you. I want to talk. I want a chat Okay, let's sit down and chew the fat What temperature should we set the heat Why on earth am I always way past? How sweet it is.

Who went my bed while I was sleeping? There's a half-hazzy heat. What's the point? Does life have a meat? Half-hazzy. So yesterday a bus drove past with an advert for a Bono's book. Yes, I've seen it. Have you seen it? I've seen it a lot. Yeah, surrender by Bono's book. Have you seen it? I've seen it about, yeah. Yeah, Surrender by Bono. So firstly, it sounds a little bit like a perfume. Surrender by Bono. Sort of a picture of young Bono looking

moody and black and white. But it's sort of like a hand drawn poster and they've written a memoir and crossed through it, right? Now this is kind of crucial. The way they've written memoir is capital M, capital E, lowercase M O I R, right? They've crossed it out and written a capital W, capital E E M O I R A weemoir? Yeah, I mean what is it? A weemoir? A weemoir? A weemoir?

I mean what is it? I was saying like this isn't just my life. It's all of our lives. I guess that's the point he's making, but crucially, how are you supposed to say it? If you run into Bono, are you supposed to say Bono? I loved your when we're. I just finished your when we're I could not put it down. Is you think it's kind of a long is spirit of like he's called his band you to like he's very inclusive. He's just him continuing to be kind of inclusive with his things. I think yeah, I think you'll know that.

Thanks Tom, thanks. That's certainly a nice way of thinking about it. I just like, I want to know at what point, because someone must have said it out loud, right? Surely, at some point in the process, someone's not allowed. Didn't they go, well this doesn't exactly work. It sort of works written down kind of. Do you think, because it was like a hand drawn thing, they were like, well, this is the first draft. Obviously don't go, obviously don't go put this

on the side of a bus. There's lots of things to talk about, namely we want, but yeah. Yeah, anyway, I like it. I'm probably going to read it. I mean, it's certainly, I ran after the bus to take a photo of it. So the advertising is working. It's got me talking about it. What do you mean? Then what? That's more, right? Then what, yeah. Yeah. But then obviously, That's more right then why yeah, yeah, yeah, then obviously that doesn't a Them while we lose someone who is non-binary

Yeah either that or someone who's been on tour with you two or Right in a book about all that Morrison who is just writing about the first part part of his career. Yeah, I'm going so though Yeah, So another one, the artist. And then his second book would be called Getting the Van. For a second bit. Get in the back of the van. Get in the back of the van. God's driving. I can only imagine it's a product of lockdown, right? Like Bob Dylan's got a book out.

Bada's got a book out. Quentin Tarantino's got a book out. Bona's got a book out. Quentin Tarantino's got a book out. It's people who shouldn't be writing books Who've been told to write a book by the way? I heard that King Lea thing and they all like oh god, I'm gonna have to go right You have to write a weemwa No weemwa I have no desire to read anything anymore.

Sorry, it's actually like that's actually fine to say that to Bonne because it's not like I'm not insulting your book, Bonne. I've got no private part of all your books. I've insulting salty abu I try all the time and I can't I don't think I like I love books Yeah, and I love buying books But I can't read books No, I love not my life I love buying it if you like

If you plumped me in a Any city Yeah If you like if you plumped me in a any city Yeah, you've won me in any city center and I had a couple of hours to kill I'd bet I end up in a bookshop Like when I'm traveling the world, which I used to in my day. Yeah, yeah, yeah I would go and looking book shops in the cities that I was in go and looking book shops in the cities that I was in. And I wouldn't, and I'd probably buy books as well, like I've bought books from plate like being in Cape Town, I remember I came out by a book, this is a book I bought in Cape Town, it's a Francisco place like that, but also places when I went to like, I didn't speak the language, I go into the bookshop, browse the English section, browse the English section, okay, right.

browse the English section, which is a limited choice. Sure. It's like being in a really shit, English bookshop. Yeah. It's like being in a WXMU basically. Exactly. So you get yourself a Lee Child book, and you go, I bought this in Bruges.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, love it. Lee Child, Lee Child, I bought this in Bruge. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, love it. Leash-shot. Leash-shild. I bought this in Leon. Leach-y-aise. What? It's out in Smuss-Galcem, on the other go.

Have you seen it in By That Book of Liverpool? She went on the Whirl. Wee-chiles. Quite recently, I have a lot of... I have like an hour and 40 minutes to kill in Paddington once a week for the last kind of six weeks. And there's nothing good to do around there. So, I don't want to just drink for all of it. Because the good thing is you can drink and read.

Up to a point. Yeah, I don't. I drink and hold a book. Right. I drink and read. Do you hide your phone inside your book? No, no, no. It's like the old thing of putting a comic in a book, isn't it?

That was the... Well, that's what the kids used to do. That in a book, isn't it? That was the... Well, that's what the kid sees to do. That's what I'm on at the moment now. My current reading material, and Charlie is an avid reader, loves to read, always reading. And I have got, I bought a copy of Uncut Magazine that is like all about the band pavement. And I read that in bed.

I bought it on the internet. And it's like old articles about pavement from back in the day, from Melody Maker and Enemy. Old articles about bands that pavement like Led Zeppelin, which I also enjoy from Enemy. And then some modern, you know, present day interviews about them getting back together. And I tell you what, it's a magazine, it's a thin magazine.

I've had that on the bubble for absolutely ages. I get about three pages. You know, when I used to buy the enemy and the multi maker, I would lace through it in an afternoon. And now, even that, some old articles from Melody Maker, I'm going through it at a snail's pace. I've got a fiction on the go as well, and I started that in August,

and I think it's about 140, 150 pages long. That's work. And I'm still reading that. I mean, I'm reading that. You know, I'm not reading it. I've got it. I've got it. Yeah. And I've got, of course, I've got a few books

that were sent to me because friends of written books, increasing now more friends are writing books. Yeah. And they're burning an absolute hole in the bookshelf, aren't they? Yeah. Because you feel like you can even read your friends books. Yeah. Yeah. The other day I ran into a friend who'd written a book and this is bad form, but I said, oh great dedication at the start. That's as far as I got. That friend was bono. Great dedication. This is for all of we.

But yeah, it's bad, isn't it? You want to, you think, when I was, you know, back in the day, when I was at university, I used to read all the time, both for fun, like I'd read for school, I'd read for my English degree, all day, and then, you know, in the evening, I'd pick up a guy I wanted to read. That was those days of gone. Yeah, long gone. Tough, man. I...

So, I was about to ask if Vick Rieves has written an autobiography because he could call it me. Meemoir. I'd have called it Jim Warr, but he's better. He's called himself Jim Warr already, so yeah. It's a two-four-one special. And also, if more Stuart writes one, then more Stuart.

Yeah. Me more Stuart and you just let the font do the work. That's what you'd say. I mean, listen, more, it's just, it's your published on the line. They're saying, let the font do the work, things just not cutting it. They still need.

They still need. It's like the sentence, let the font do the work. No, no, I wasn't dictating. You've put on the poster. quite the sentence, like the whole world would work. No, no, I wasn't dictating. You've put on the poster, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, rain or hot snow? If this is sneaky, I'm eating. Well, I'm trying to be forgiving to Bono here

and say, like, is there something we're missing? Is there something he means? I can't, I can't moment of forgiveness for Bono's ended there. I mean, we're in a little silent moment, forgive the whole Bono. We've had a little pause while we all forgave Bono.

But, that's a serious again. But now we're back. You know what would have been an amazing trick though? It's if Bono had had undercover of darkness put his book in every house. If he just got a load of people to post it through your letterbox, better still put it on your bookshelf. But you know, that's how much you'll be. That leads into sort of, that leads into sort of Santa Claus territory, but that's what it should be. I mean, I haven't checked my bookshelf. Let me just look.

It's, I don't see it up there, not yet, but there's certainly a bono shaped hole on that bookshelf. So, you should do it. That would be great. That'd be so funny. I was gonna say though, so the, but going back to the reading thing, right? The only time I tend to read is on holiday.

Like if you go away on a holiday, and that's like even that's gone out the window a little bit now because you can basically always use your 4G on holiday or just log onto the hotel wifi or whatever. But I always think, I would turn off my phone or at least just turn off the internet on my phone, basically keep it as a way of telling the time, and I would read, and I would think, even on the flight home, I think, I've cracked something here,

this is the new me. Yeah, I'm getting home, and I'm going to do that. If I want to read, I'll put, go on a long train journey, I'll switch my phone off and I'll read a book. And I mean, it's, you know, like, it might last for a couple of days. It just doesn't last at all. I'll always have my Kindle with me. I only have to carry a heavy book

or I'll always have my Kindle with me with a bunch of different books I wanna read. That's the thing as well, which is bad about the Kindle is I always bring, like I spend ages flicking through the books on the Kindle, not starting any of them, and then just going, well I don't want to read any of these actually. I'll just go back to my phone.

But what was pre-books? Because what books feels like whatever pre-books was now, right, without it means to be too controversial. It's like, it does feel like, it does feel like Yuck still, I mean, I'm low to say stone tablets, but like, or like, I don't know. Folksongs, loot, I don't know. Whatever was around pre-books. Before the month started writing, like, started copying out the Bible.

What were people doing with their time? Well, how were they telling, they'd have to have a fucking story teller or something? I don't know, but it just feels like it feels like books are we're on the we're right on the turn with books aren't we? No, we're not. We're not though. Are we? We are. We're not. We're not because it's a massive industry and loads of people love it. We're just thick. We've just become not, you can't see us as the tipping point, right? Another reason why I don't watch any telling out, I love that show. But yeah, it's like we're not, I don't think we are the, I don't think we're the influencers in this instance.

I think not those. No, I don't think, I don't think this is, is, I think people are going to carry on reading. Kids love it. Not in books though. How are they going to read? I agree people will read, but I don't think they will read with books. But you can go on. Just a tablet. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a controversial statement. Yeah, like all the ways that most people read these days,

like when I'm on the train and I look down the train, I don't see many books. Is that a fact? And that is a fact. Of course, when I'm on the underground, when I'm on the bus, I see maybe a couple of books and everybody else is on their digital way. Do I wonder though if books will be like vying the lawn now, they'll have a little, they'll have a little...

I have a fake surgeon's. Yeah. Yeah. No, if vying is not... Final thing. This is a crazy... Sorry, no vying is not an adaptation at all. You can't say that.

And also, I don't think, I don't think books are as well because people love the sensation. Wait a second. It is a bit, isn't it? Do you think so? Yeah, only in violin and in the I think it's not the best way to listen to music. I don't know, man. It's certainly better than listening to stuff on Spotify. Do you think quality wise?

Yeah, absolutely. In terms of the listening experience, the richness of it. What do we go out on? Do we go out on vinyl? We do, yeah. Every. Yeah. We go out on vinyl, we go on wax cylinder.

That explains our listening figures. People calling. Just not enough people willing to take up this particular affectation, are they? I'd love that. I'd love that if we you know popped it through people's letterboxes on in a physical way. We could do. I mean I know you have been popping it through people's letterbox in a physical way and that's why you had to move to exeteries.'t it? I don't love it. I don't love it. Got run out of town for that particular Mr. Meena. I love that. You were wearing vinyl, but that's a separate issue.

I remember our friend Oli, our friend Oli Double, who said that he was burning them onto CD to listen to them in the car. I mean, this was a few years ago, he said this, but that was how he was listening to it. So he's got a physical. Beautiful. He's going to be. He's going to be.

He's going to be. He's going to be. He's going to be. He's going to be. Yeah, that's right. He's putting them onto a CD. Well, you had drawn a map of the directions between Wittsdebel and Caldabry on your own,

on your John Thomas. It's a short distance. There's someone who must me listening to the podcast? My penis is burning. But yeah. I hope that's why. I don't want to put the bullet, I don't want to be the JFK

you know, to books that JFK was that. I don't want to be that guy. All right, okay. When you said bullets, we don't, we don't,K was that. I don't want to be that guy. All right, okay, when you say bullets, when you say bullets in JFK in the same sentence, you see me, you mentioned the fact that he de-poppularized the hat. I don't want to be like that. There's so much work that happened with bullets in JFK.

LAUGHTER Would it have happened if he'd be wearing a hat? I guess, is the question. That is, is that, is that, is lead the question nobody is asking. You're not afraid to do it. Not afraid to ask the question that no one else is asking. Would it have happened if books were going to have such a style and there was no books about the positive?

Books of positive tree. Books of it, it didn't have a book up his heart. That's why I don't read them personally. Clark has been reading wrong all this time. Oh, it's a big book. It's a long read. Not the large font. My one eyesight is not that bad.

Complete Lord of the Rings. That shall not pass. Have you got any short stories, please? So if Glocky went on desert island discs, they say, now of course you do get the Bible and the complete works of Shakespeare You burst it it's he is Well my eyes will be warring Do you want to see what the world is really like yes Four things is deliciously funny and spectacularly entertaining.

A woman plotting her course to freedom at a lot for... It's non-stop bonkers brilliance. I love that. Poor things. It's a like theaters for December 15th. You don't want to influence people into saying that this is the... I don't have that guy, but I don't think it's on me to be honest. I think we're already We're already there nevertheless it doesn't stop you from Spending if I need to kill times. That's what I've been doing in Palintern. I go and chop for books for

Three quarters of an hour I Never buy one Right well this this was my experience recently. Oh, yeah. I was at an airport and back to go on holiday. I was like, oh, I haven't got a book, I'll buy a book. And it'd been so long since I bought a book. I just had, and it was a very bad book. So it was kind of like a W-H Smith type thing. Yeah. A very small one.

So, and I just didn't know. Like the only names I'm recognizing were people reading more. Actively dislike. Yeah, I can even read the covers. I can even judge even judge them. Had you already travelled to the foreign country? And you were just psychonfused.

I had put the foreign country was Australian. That's not really. I guess. So that was about that. It's not really an advantage. Yeah, it's okay. So that was a big challenge. So that was a big challenge. But yeah, yeah, yeah. So what, these are books of people that you didn't like and you were like, well, I can't read any of these.

Well, there were two Jordan Peterson's in the top ten. That's it. I was like, that's, come on. Oh, Jadon Petosal. I've read those books. I't believe that. I can't see the same as bedroom. But yeah, I know what you mean, but I do still get the tingle. I think actually now what I'm paying for is the tingle of buying the book.

When I buy the book, I really, you know, I really love it. Buying a book is so full of potential. You go, oh great, I'll buy this book and one day, I'll read it. I mean obviously it's going to spend a long time on my on my bedside table first next to a man's bed, I'm limping through, but one day I'll read it and of course I never do. And it's quite like it's quite tricky now to kind of go, does it go up on the, does it go up on the, do I move them up to the shelf? Or do I just, do I break the spine a little bit first?

Yeah. So it looks less embarrassing. Well, that's the other thing as well. Like, do I take out the bookmark when I put it up on the shelf, the bookmark that's in seven pages into the book? Yeah. Do I take that bookmark out and then just pretend like I've never, you know.

Yeah, you can't see, you could go, I never actually, I don't think I ever actually finished that. I've never thought I'd ever done that. You read the full word. Yeah, I read the dedication. Concentrated the author. Move on. How good was that dedication? It was really good.

It was really good. It was really good. It made me laugh. So, you know, it was, it was, it was worth, it was worth, you know, already. Delighted. Actually, delighted with that book. In a similar vein and I don't know what you guys have filled about this, but recently when I've conned to see a play, I'm normally like, I could leave now. How far in? About 10 minutes to the interval. Really?

Yeah. And at the interval recharge you, does the interval make you go? Actually, no, I'm back in. It does depend, you know, I interval make you go? Actually, no, I'm back in. It does depend. I'm going to see some things, I'm like, this is brilliant, I'm just loving this. Yeah.

But quite often, I'm like, yeah, I kind of, I get it now. I could leave, I could quite happily leave now. 10 minutes to the intervals of statements. Like, if you, you know, 10 minutes to the intervals of how level walk out. of all the statements, like if you, you know, 10 minutes to the intervals I had, I'll have a walk out. Yeah, loudly, loudly your chair clocks up. I was taught you no play owes you to stay till the end. Yeah. And so, you know, it needs to be bloody good for you to stay to

the end is what I was taught. And that you should always exercise your right to leave in the interval. Yes, have you ever done it? Yeah. Yeah. It feels so good, doesn't it? Yeah, it's amazing. It feels out of this world. But the problem I have with all of this though is that when I feel this way, I'm not blaming the

play I'm blaming myself. Oh sure, but you know, you have to worry about your own self-esteem issues. You just have to acknowledge the fact it feels good. But also, that's the last time I think about sort of everything really, isn't it? You just go, it wasn't for me. I mean, unless something is actively, actively bad. But you just go, no, look, there's a bunch of people who are wondering back in,

presume at least 30% of them want to do it. They just haven't heard the special rule. And yeah, why not? You know, you can't. That's the wonderful thing about art, you know, it's not for everybody. It's one of the things about this podcast. Have you ever left youuga film in the cinema?

Yeah, yeah. Oh. I don't think I have. Mentally, yes. I've fallen asleep a couple of times. But I don't think I've done a walk out, actually. What film did you walk out of Crossbar? You know this already, we've talked about it before.

Everything, all at the same time, all at once. Oh, of course, yes. Yes, yeah. Walked Oh, of course, yes. Yes, yeah. Walked out, thought it was boring. And yeah, and obviously, like, literally, everybody I've spoken to says, it's the greatest film ever made.

But I would say that's true for the first 20 minutes, and they start leaping around like Pratt and I had to get out. Hahaha. I mean, I didn't know what I was getting. I didn't know what I was watching. It just happened to be on, and it was baby cinema.

And also as well, I don't think it's, I was with a little baby who was, you know, not into it either. So it wasn't the dream circumstance for watching the movie. Yeah, sure, yeah. But at the same time, I don't now feel compelled to go back and watch it.

A view parry. Yeah, I think so. I think less than the theatre though, which feels odd, so now. Yeah, because you're not insulting anybody at the cinema. I mean, there's no one there that can see it. I know. Do you think that's part of the reason? Do you think you like the storm out?

You like throwing your nose at the axes there as you're walking across the stage? I don't think I've ever done that. No, of course I know. I think I've left in the intervals, but I don't know if I've done any actual walkouts, or maybe a couple of sneakouts. Yeah.

I've done any actual workouts, or maybe a couple of sneak outs. Yeah. But less in the cinema weirdly. Well, I think, I don't know. I mean, the cinema is a pretty comfy place. Isn't that? That's it. The sleep options always there.

It's like, why not, why not catch a little nap? The theatre is just so uncomfortable. But the cinema, oh yeah, some of the cinemas nowadays, you're basically on a bed. What about if you've got one of those cinema seats that jiggles though? What about if you've got that? 40. You walk out of 40, you're terrible, follow you. You know, like actually, do you think you could be like, well, I really hope there's a scene that's going to rock me to sleep. I really hope there's going to be a scene coming up which has got a lot of action that's going to just jiggle me until I feel like I'm applying. Well, I live and do do you, until you're what? I don't know. I know what you know. I've got a cinema.

It's a bit of a cinema where you're going to, exactly. I don't know, I've just not heard about it. I've heard about it recently. So you heard about this cinema that gave you a good old jiggle. I'm not, you know, I've not been to them. I've not left the house. I'm still sat in my house surrounded by books. I didn't even know people were reading kindles.

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But it's basically the same for like, everything. It's so bad. It's so, it's so,? How often I can go to a website where I haven't been to it in four years, and I'll just type in a, oh, maybe it's there, yeah, yeah, definitely that. There it is, there it is. I can pretty much always tell what it is in three goes.

Normally I've painted myself into this, I have variations on the same password. Sure, something that's passworded. I have three, I have a myself into this. I have variations on the same password. Sure, something that's not too... I have three. I have several. Yeah. But I have so many variations on password 12. Say, if we use password 123 is an example, right?

Sure, because there's a lot of... I've got so many examples. Yeah, let's go for it. Just an example. But it's like, I've got so many capital P, password 123. Yeah. Then I've got like capital P password 123, four. Oh!

Password 123. Oh, I never cracked the system yet. I've also got no capital password 123 exclamation mark. Because there's a quite, that sometimes happened recently. No, recently more and more. Yeah, yeah, definitely. They're coming at you for extra things. Yeah, first It was a Kindle taking off. Next, it's having to have a character that isn't a letter

But the point with that as well is like everyone just puts an exclamation part point at the end of the Every talk has to speak. It must be everyone's The second I add that extra layer of security in. Do you do it as far? Do it as far. You question Mark. Maybe. But the A of maybe is an at symbol. Yes.

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Read my memoir. My mat was. That's what happened. I was in a very high pressure situation this morning, trying to buy tickets.

And it asked for my password, and I went back to Old Reliable, and I had to go through too many variations to try and get it. And suddenly I had to create a new password. Yeah. Went back to Old Reliable, and just, we've gone with that, but I now realise that I've varied, I've varied my self out of being confident on my passwords.

This is the fear I have and also the fact that you can do that and lock yourself out, but Ahaka isn't going to do that. It's what baffles me. I can lock myself out of an account by getting my own very, very, like I've had three variations over the last 12 years on my password and I can still manage to knock myself out and still I'm the one that's like the vulnerable one with my password.

I've got a question for you. Clark 3. How has your password aged? Cool. Really? Fine. Wait, come on, culturally. Wait, wait, wait.

What do you think is password is? You know what is password is? Well, I'm just thinking like, has it stood the test of time? No, I think it's not a popular culture reference. No, no, but if it was like, you know, if it was witty then or if it was pertinent or if it was right, something you enjoyed then, how's it aged kind of thing?

No, if anything, people have got more into pegging, so it's fine. I won two three. But then obviously the first, the first E is a three. There's a lot of things people have got more into pegging so it's fine. 1, 2, 3. But then obviously the first E is a three. Picking 1, 2, 3 exclamation mark. Weirdly yours was the Prince of Paging, wasn't it? Just like so ahead of your time.

Really there. Picking 1, 2, 3. Great movie. The taking of Paging 1, 2, 3. I'd say one didn't leave earlier, that one. No, I'd say what I didn't leave earlier, that one. No, I'm staying right all the way there. Even though I'd basically done all I needed to do about some badges in, I didn't leave once, but I arrived five times.

I know somebody who's password, and their password is like an FHM babe, like the name like an FHM babe. Like the name of an FHM babe. Oh yeah. Someone is it Crossbow. No, genuinely. I was surprised when I was, no, I can't say anymore. What would I quit? It's basically, I would have, I can't say any more. What, I'm like, where? It's basically, I have the word of,

it's basically a cello and I think that it was like, you say. I had to log into their laptop and said, what's your password to log into your laptop? And it was, yeah, it was like a 90s babe. So it's like, wow, why not? Because that's not an old laptop. That's not, you know, I wasn't logging onto one of those weirdly coloured Apple Macs

that Jeff Goldblum used to advertise. It was like a modern computer that they just kept on the 90s by password. I mean, this does feel like, you know, if we want people to send stuff in, what's your past? It would be great. I mean, it would be actually, if you, you have to set up an anonymous email account. A grid of email, yeah.

And then, then we'll have like loads of interesting passwords and good conversions, but you'll have sent it in complete anonym on emitter. Yeah, great. If you can work out how to do that, then tell us what your password is. I know if not tell us a password that you've had that you since abandoned or have you got away from. Harry, have you got one that you've since abandoned that because you, you know, if you're talking about an aging culturally, have you got one that you used to be? I've retained, I think I've probably retained the same password since I shared it with Clarkie to be honest. Right.

I think from if we did share a password, I've only ever had one password really, all my life. And, but now the variety of it is slightly problematic. But the reference a banger. There you go, you do know, don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I know. I think it's a strong reference,

I'm one that I've not tired of. So I think it's time, let's see, we picked well. Yeah. My password is like, it's like something, it's not even a word properly, so. Oh. Have you created, have you just created something? I didn't do it completely willing, nearly, it's something that means it's something. Is it willing, nearly?

Oh no. Will you need one, two, three? It's a that means it will in it. Oh no, will you need one two three It's a mission So I got is it something personal to you Is it it's like a it's not a name or anything. It's no It's a personal to me the thing is the more I can't give you clues Yeah, come on guys. Is it afraid phrase? It's not a phrase, so it's not a phrase. It's not a word that you'd find in a dictionary. Okay, so is it like a collection of things like so for example if mine was like the same name, same my name's Thomas Edward Perry wix. It's like towed

We're Was Do you think that's what it was on on the bus on He scribbled it on he's hiding in plain sight. It's because, if you forget, you can just look at a passing bus. Because it's even got the capitals in it, you know, like, it rings true. Yeah, it's, it's, it's a word that's just, yeah, it's an amalgamation of no. Tom, no, it's not that bad. It's joking, he's not going to tell you his past words. I know, I know you're upset because I know yours.

But then I always have. No, no, I feel very comfortable about that. I've thought it would have changed it. Yeah, because you've known it for 20 years. It's not like, oh no, he knows. I know you've been number as well. Yeah. That's all right.

Yeah, totally. Of course. I haven't got any money. You've done this. That's like. This has been a very long scam of setting up a podcast for 12 years. Yeah. Well, I've just been waiting to get to This has been a very long scam of setting up a podcast for 12 years.

Well, I've just been waiting to get to know where you do finally make money, but it's just come on, mate. To get to this. Yeah, I know. Well, I'm getting the same password in case I make it even. It's just not working. We've hedged our bets entirely wrong. Cross me. What's the password? I'm not telling you my password is...

OK, OK, now we know. Now we know where the money is. Malinda messin' journey, either on that sign, everyone. The other thing as well is that, you know, like, you, if you wanted to have access to any of the, the joint emails, the bank account, anything, you've had it and you've never used it and that is your view. Yeah, nevermind. So, occasionally, like, Clark, he was, you know, messaging me the other day, so I needed

to buy a new microphone or whatever, how do I do it? I said, I'll just buy it through the company and, of, because how do I do that? So I'm just to use the card that you've got. And I was like, he thought, oh, I haven't got it anymore. So I think we should have sent you a new one. Is that, oh, I just didn't change my address. So yeah. So that's not, I mean, in terms of security, that's not great either. There are cards somewhere in a previous residence, you know, that have our account details on. Again, though, what are they getting out of it? Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's a big of a point, actually.

You can sell some of the debt. The full proof, the full proof plan. We've had all the log. Don't earn money and then it can't be stolen. Avoid fishing scams by never making any cash Yeah, great great system Goat impressions. Let's hear bleeding Well there you go a house meeting and please do

Find a way to send us in your passwords and non-us Find a way to send us in your passwords anonymously. Yeah. Or old passwords that you don't use anymore. I mean, we'll also get that. You want current passwords. I want current ones, baby. You can send us your current passwords. Yeah, why not?

So you're current passwords from your old email addresses. Considering that Tom can't even log himself into his home computer with his own password, I think it's in pretty safe hands giving Tom your passwords. That's because Clarky keeps on changing it. You shouldn't have given him the keys of the castle, man. But yeah, so like I say, 11th of December is the Christmas show Patreon.com forward slash Pappy's flat share for the Patreon. Follow us on Instagram, follow Pappy's comedy,

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we're saying you can smell our breath. For the prince and his son of a father thing. Great all right well today's episode was produced by Emma Corsher. Corsher Everyone, bye! Okay, please be upstanding. Okay, please be upstanding for the day's patron neighborhood watch Roll call, okay, it's gotta be it's gotta be like a roll call like no other The roll call of the year. I got it. Okay. Okay. I got it boys. I got it. Okay, I got it, boys. I got it. Okay, let's picture the seed. Okay. It's simple.

There's a red cloth. A man sips at his lemonade. Oh, says, oh my God, that smells like Havana. And then he points to a cloud and set on that cloud is both. I love it. I love it. It's beautiful. Let's set it to Britain. Yes. He looks. He looks. He looks across. He looks across the, he looks across the street. And he sees a young child that reminds him of his own childhood. A young child. A young child, you know, riding a bicycle, a riding a bicycle. With the youthful shwadavi, he pops a wheelie.

And then we see the kid on the bicycle is none other than Tim Seely. I'm reaching for my wallet. It's like a print. Go's like, go to print. Go to print. Go to print. Run the ads. Run the ads. Okay.

Wait. Pitch of the sea. Oh, hold on. Hold the ads. Here he comes. Kid. Knock him on the front door. Oh, we've done it before.

Who's relatable? Who hasn't got a front? He's got a baseball man on his hand. He's got a ball in the other. Just a kid. Cleaving along. He looks at you pleadingly. And pleadingly.

And pleadingly. Pleasingly pleadingly. Oh, beautiful. And says, don't be lazy. Don't be lazy. Don't be lazy. Don't be lazy. I can't weezy on him. He's got a speech impediment. Don't be lazy. Don't be lazy don't be lazy don't be lazy. I got weezy on him. He's got a speech impediment

Don't be lazy. Don't be lazy. I can see you know what I can see there's a catchphrase Center print. I think we got a meerkats on our hands We got ourselves in Alexander meerkat Don't be lazy. I'll be in the playground don't be lazy Come and play football with me. Come and play ball with your good pal, David. Don't be lazy. It's just day day.

I love it. I want to say go to print, but wait a minute. Wait a minute. Okay. You got his pigs. Wait a minute, pigs. What are you doing, pigs? Wait a minute, you're filthy pigs.

I got a different tack for you. Okay. A different demographic, huh? Oh. Picture the scene. There's this really fat old guy. I love it. And I'm saying, like, he's fucking old, man.

He's fucking old, you know? And he's rolling around in like a vegetable patch. We've all done it. Yeah, who hasn't? You know the Grey Pound. And he's holding a trial. Yeah, trial and error. Yeah, yeah.

And he says, I gotta get me some more of these. And then he's kind of gesturing to some more trials near the fence. And it's a trial saisman. It's al-Loli-pal. Al-Loli-pal sells a lovely trial. It's right there on the sign. I love it.

You know what? Can we go to print love? You know what, I'm loving it. I'm loving it. I'm thinking about this. I'm thinking about this guy. I'm not a Donald. That's not a Donald's.

That's okay. I'm hungry as well. We can go to print the, that's thinking about this guy. That's the most fun all the time. That's okay, that's it. I'm hungry as well. I'm trying to say you. We can't go to printed. Could we call this month? Could we call this guy Chick and Muck Nugget? I think that's a good name for a guy. Now listen to me, listen to me.

Right, he's a fat old guy. He's a fat old guy, listen, he's a fat old guy. I'm interested. The reason they call him Chick and Muck Nugget is because his fingers, they're really meaty They're meaty fingers they're finger looking good. They're meaty meaty fingers. They're fingers that are so meaty He's so lunch Could you print my lunch for me please?

Right these these hands they're really meaty my lunch for me please. Right, these hands, they're really meaty. He has to go to some sort of, he had to go to some sort of a medical practitioner to have his hands sorted out. And the medical the medical practitioner though is played by Ed Beady. Ed now I'm interested. All right, me at finger. I got stuck in my little town. He could have stuck it. Okay, how about this? How about it? There's a big guy.

There's a big old guy. There's a big old guy, I love it. Who has a big old guy? He's half in his way. It's fair to go. Into a petrol station. Everybody's half in these days. He's half in at the petrol's fair to knock out Into a petrol station Everybody's half in these days He's half in at the petrol station

What is he here? Well, he's out I love it It's got an edge to it It's counterculture He's half in on a rag He gets He gets up

He pulls out the petrol pump And he starts chugging it down He's drinking petrol He drinks the petrol Who petrol hasn't done that it's relatable. We've all done it. We've all done it. Oh, that smells so good. It's got a taste good. So on the tala he runs out. He's like, hey, what the hell you doing with my diesel? And he looks at the camera and he says, hey kid, with diesel, you can go further. And the kid says, wait a minute, you William Sherlock.

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There's a monastery and the bells are ringing. Yeah. All right. The bells are ringing out. No, there's a bell ring, yeah, the bell ring. Is it? Are you sure? Yeah, that's it.

There's a monk. And he's's saying let's let the bell ring Yeah, and then he and then he he goes. I don't know what a what do you think? this other guy I like it on the confident monk. Yeah, and then the monk reveals themselves and it's Lali Alwyn Oh, it's Lali Alwyn at least company monk of all time It all comes together at the end and then itself. I was lost and then Lali Before we go that before we go to Prince before we got a print whole whole whole Lali Don't you know it's not a rap on Lali just yet. Lolly, she dings the dinger.

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