Pappy's Flatshare - Series 8, Episode 2 (Return the VHS to Blockbuster)

Episode Date: May 3, 2018

Grainne Maguire and Kerry Godliman join Pappy's for a nineties-tastic rampage through short films, Queen songs, whispering and a suspicious belch. Within the episode we learn that Grainne only knows o...ne type of amphibian, Kerry is very very very competitive, Ben knows whether he's coming or going, Tom can't pronounce plaid and Matthew can. Thanks for your continued support for the show. As Tom says in the intro 'without your ears we would just be some kind of computer program'. Huge thanks also to everyone who has donated money to Flatshare Slamdown - it is really appreciated. If you'd like to bung some cash at us, you can do so here: https://comedy.co.uk/pfs/donate And as ever, your word-of-mouth help getting the show into potential new listeners' incredibly valuable ears* is also brilliant - thanks! *after all, without them, we would just be some kind of computer program Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:18 Ahoy! Hi! Welcome listeners to the new flat slam. Thank you very much for your continued presence. Without your ears, we would just be some kind of computer program. I imagine. Anyway, you're in for a cracking treat. This month feels like a belter. It's got the brilliant Kerry Godleman and the fantastic Gronja Mag Maguire and this is just a reminder to say please donate We give a good chunk of our time to make sure the flat slams are up to standard and It would be lovely if you would like to repay our time with a donation
Starting point is 00:00:59 We have an address. It is comedy.co.uk forward slash PFS, forward slash donate. Thank you so much for your donation so far. Right on with the show it's time to join Matthew and Ben and Tom for another flat share slam down. So we start with a sketch that ends with the phrase, flat share slam down, I'll raise my hands in the air, we'll open cheer, you play the theme tune, we start the show, we do the show, show ends, we go home, we're all happy. But we will not be happy until the end. There you go. Well, we're all going to provide the sketch.
Starting point is 00:01:38 You'd have to do it. What? But you are now. So tough. Tom, Ben. Hello. Hello, Ben, what is it? No, it's meat.
Starting point is 00:01:50 I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no, it is. We shouldn't have bought that plate so far. And we should have called it plaid. I'm going to really ask that. Really? Yes, got mate. You just been played. Now. All this time.
Starting point is 00:02:13 All this time you've been playing plate. And Lumberjack. Yes. No way. No way. Well, listen mate, it's a good thing we've got our plate shirts on. Because this is a top 90s reference. You're never going gonna guess what we've forgotten to do. What's that?
Starting point is 00:02:28 We've forgotten to return the V8 chess of Flubba Oh no! Back to Blockbuster Video Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Lucky me got that sweet sweet podcasting money. Oh no! So that one of you just have to take it back to Blockbuster video mate. Well, it's not going to be me, I don't know where it is!
Starting point is 00:02:50 It's right here in my hand, I thought you'd have covered it with played. So, you can't see it. Fuck, is it going to be you? It's not going to be me, I rented it on my dad's card, so I don't have to worry about the fine. Oh, smart, smart move. Well, listen, one of you can use good assort it out. There's only one way to settle it. We're going to have to have a Flashest Landown! Flashest Landown! A dramatic pause! I'll be Flashest Landown!
Starting point is 00:03:28 Hello and welcome to Flat Share's Landown. Wow! The panel show. I, Tom, is nice to have you here on the show. Right in the back. Now of course, Tom, as a regularist to the show, you know that I say this bit without you talking. So, because it is, of course, the panel show that says, M to select, E,
Starting point is 00:03:51 E, E, E, Making moves, yeah, on the dance floor. Gotta move on, dancing, yeah, real hardcore. From the front to the back back that's where I was at You know you know flat chest slam down do it like that With puppies all over your
Starting point is 00:04:13 DJ it's all up to you when the crowd go Tell me what you're gonna do what you're gonna do Re-re-wanked the tape from block Tell me what you're gonna do, what you're gonna do, re re wiped. The tape from block, faster, the ring and the ring turned. The tape took block, faster, re re wiped. The tape from block, faster, then re re turned. The tape took block, faster. I'm the Hotel Manor Maggie CrossFit.
Starting point is 00:04:38 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE That is very standard for good athletes. Really good athletes. And while they're under my roof, they'll be following my rules. Let's meet my tenants Thomas Perry and Benedict Clarke. Wow! That was a whole thing of beauty, Matt. Well, it really was. It went back to the 90s. So Tom, now why does it cause you such distress to return the VHS? Well, Matthew, I am not going to take the video back to Blockbuster
Starting point is 00:05:06 because I looked on the side of it and it's an 18. Oh. And I'm 37. Yeah, I'm going to see it filming years. Yeah, I'm just having no. Once I got to 19, I'm done. Three with films. Do you hope they bring back X? So Ben, why do you...
Starting point is 00:05:25 Can't my losses? So Ben, why do you blubber when I ask you to return flubber? Well, I absolutely loved blubber stuff. Oh really? So good, it's gone. So what I want to do is actually have like a blockbuster themed funeral when I die instead of a coffin. I'm going to have like a big VHS box with my picture on the front. Nice quick funeral just post me through the quick drop box.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Oh, I've done. Lovely way to go. Hopefully Bob Holmus will be available to... LAUGHTER So, for two. OK. LAUGHTER It's not often you come out worse than us. Oh, I'm not as introduction. In a little, it makes refreshing change. It really does. It makes refreshing change to know what it's like to die in front of your own crowd.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Now. LAUGHTER But, obviously, we can't return the video to Blockbuster alone. We need someone to hold that little box open. So, who have you brought with you this week, Thomas? Well, Matthew, terrible news. The Jubilee is in trouble. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Yes. Jubilee. Jamboree. Oh, my God. Good Lord. Oh, my God. I played here. He's gone, mate.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Played shirt. It's genuinely rumble. I've been saying played. It's like the time I fought her suit meant hairy. It does? It does. Oh my God. You don't cry.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Tell me, I remember this. You actually used to think it meant well dressed. Oh, that's right. I thought her suit meant well dressed. So he's a very her suit gentleman. Well, anyway, let me carry on where I left off. Oh, thank goodness for that. The Jubilee's in trouble.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Oh yes, that's right. The Queens, 100 year anniversary, that we are celebrating at the Jamboree. Oh, that's why I was going to say. We've been rumbled for our right wing political leanings. People have found out that we're using funds from the jamboree to heavily fun Brexit. I know. So before the Guardian could find out, I've quickly had to rebalance the books. I found the most brilliant left leading person I could find. Miss Gronium Aguayo everyone. Gronium Aguayo is here. Cheers. Right the wrongs. Gronium Aguayo, thank you so much for coming on our right week show.
Starting point is 00:07:52 I expect I'm actually coming in a spy. Oh are you? Yes, I'm a really bad one. Yeah, that's because you just told us all. Well listen, what kind of a flatmate are you? If you're not a good spy, you're a good flatmate. I am the best flatmate because what I'm either of all of you. Well listen, what kind of a flatmate are you? If you're not a good spy, you're a good flatmate. I am the best flatmate because what, I'm either not there or there's drama.
Starting point is 00:08:11 That's good, that's not there. That's not a drama. So, well let's talk about the first bit. What's it like when you're not there? Now, actually, go to a desk. Tell us what kind of drama you're creating. I've lost my keys. Yes.
Starting point is 00:08:23 I've locked myself out three times in the last six months. What do you do if you got like a tactic now? Yeah, so I've got keys allocated to various friends in the general area. I also have very unreliable friends. So usually a lot of very passive-gressive text messages be like, I'm just checking you in or are you in? And they're never in. Once I, this is so bad, my flatmate said she was on a way home,
Starting point is 00:08:45 she was fucking lying, she wasn't on her way home. So to prove a point I waited on the step outside for four hours, is that mad? That is a totally bad question. Go to a cafe. Yeah. You've punished yourself there, Granya. I mean, three and a half hours in,
Starting point is 00:09:00 I was realizing that point. Granya, are you a cat? LAUGHTER When I am home, I'm very tired. I was re-adilizing that point. Rania, are you a cat? LAUGHTER When I am home, I'm very tired and full of conspiracy theories and convinced everybody's like, to get me. What's your favourite conspiracy theory? I become very end of day's Princess Diana. LAUGHTER
Starting point is 00:09:19 So I become convinced that all my friends are shady bitches. You can't trust anybody and that... Is that a conspiracy theory or just... Well, do they just not like hanging out with you? See, the more I lock Smith, they're friends. Oh, yeah. And also, you'd be really paranoid going to sleep because they've got keys to your flat.
Starting point is 00:09:36 LAUGHTER Garky, who have you brought along with you? Well, to balance it out, I've got the most right-wing person I've ever... It's Kerry Godley-Mo! Kerry Godley is here. Oh! Kerry, are you a good flat mate? I think I was a brilliant flat mate, but there are posted notes that say otherwise.
Starting point is 00:09:58 What kind of shit did you get up to? I haven't shared a flat for a very long time with anyone other than people I'm related to, but I have memories of a lot of passive aggressive notes being left to me mostly. Do you think you are better now that you're a mum with kids or like all the time they leave you passive aggressive notes as well? I think you're perfect as well, that's what we've got in the show. But I'm not objective about my qualities. I just shouldn't just don't care. No, I just think I'm perfect. I'm delusional.
Starting point is 00:10:28 I just... It'd be great if like, you know, most moms have like paintings that their kids have done on their fridge. If you've got notes that just like, come on mom, do the washing up. Yeah, I love you, messy pink. I love you, messy pink. But it was like in pastor shells.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Come on, you made a nursery today. Come on, mum. Can I ask you a quick question about leaving you washing up? Of course. What was your tactic? I wasn't that sophisticated. Did you put in the sink or on the side? Oh, I tell you what I would do sometimes.
Starting point is 00:11:00 And still do, it looks like it's in soak. Yes, that's what that's a great tactic. Yes, it's like I didn't leave it, it was so good. It was soaking, it's a great tactic. That's a really good tactic actually. Splash of water, bit of washing up liquid out the door, it's on soak. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Very small. Yeah, my worst kind is people who load the sink dry because they think it's making it tidier, or because it's in the sink, it's gonna become cleaner. Lots of people shaking their heads. And if I go in dry, you never go in dry. A lot of that, that dry sink shit. The dry sink shit is the, well,
Starting point is 00:11:38 what you doing this thing? Yeah. We have met our contestants, but who will be Oscar winners and who will be Oscar Pastorius? Let's find out! Still too soon or probably still too soon. Let's find out as we play Round 1! I'm so happy! You were a rock but we just lost you to the stream Oh, oh, oh Walking down to your store would take up half a date
Starting point is 00:12:31 No shitty menus that you had to navigate Pumps them back through the dropbox by times if it is late Oh, oh, oh Let's share a bag of eminives Oh, oh, oh I'll rent your to block the gate And please kill the promised stuff And please kill the promised stuff
Starting point is 00:12:52 Streaming came and broke our hearts A coffee's made for turn off the time to kill So we won't wait for long, but now we're by the till You know what you can keep your Netflix on your chill Now we don't leave the sofa and watch movies on our own Set off the toilet watching, shall we go to the farm But you can buy hard harder dars in your home Let's go fucking mental
Starting point is 00:13:31 But just an expel Dead flames kill the blood of the star Dead flames kill the blood of the star Streaming came at broken heart No words about our hogging dars The first time streaming came at Rooka Hut No, it's a bar or a honga doth Round one is called Short Films. I am going to give each player a list of ten films and one minute on the clock. The aim of the game is for your teammate to guess as many of these films as you can from your descriptions However these descriptions can be no longer than three words All for kidding guys. It does sound hard, but that's how you make it fun
Starting point is 00:14:22 how you make it fun. So. LAUGHTER You're gonna be such a good dad one day. LAUGHTER It does sound hard, life is hard. Now, you're not allowed to say any of the words from the films actual title either. So Tom, you can start off there your ten films. I'm gonna put one minute on the clock.
Starting point is 00:14:46 Your time starts now. Angry Scottish man. Brave-osh. Space explosion, Oscar. Uh, Star Wars. He's shut up when an Oscar. Space explosion, Oscar. Gravity.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Yes. People singing badly. At the site of music. How dare you. People singing badly. people singing pass, massive ape, King Kong, electronic policeman, Robocop, Devil, child, woman, homelone too. I'm afraid that is your time. Of course we were looking for Tom was... Rosemary's baby. Rosemary's baby, Zebel.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Can I steal on the bad singing one? Yes, go for singing badly. La La Land. La La Land. What's La La Land? Why people save jazz? Yes. That would have been...
Starting point is 00:16:00 You hyphenate it? No. Can I... You can listen to white people. Before we can do what we like. Or a crackers save jazz. Crackers save jazz, that's a film I'd watch. Perfect for Christmas.
Starting point is 00:16:16 So you got four there. So that's very good and clock you get a half a point, but Kerry. You are up next. Here are your films. Kerry was so ready to go. She didn't even bother to get the films okay your time Kerry you can pass it you can look at the pain it's not mine it's not mine you have to use words words. Right, I'm ready, I'm ready. You're your time. Harry. Yes. Now, drunk singletons journal. Brigitte Tone's diary. Yes. Cracker. Seven. and seven.
Starting point is 00:17:05 It's not one of the subduals. I'm afraid I can't give you that point. Dinosaurs in a... The whole of that... Just a box. Yeah. I don't know, a second. How many words was that?
Starting point is 00:17:16 Was that dinosaur in a box? Dinosaurs, I just said dinosaur. This is my time. Okay. Yes, Mum. Cannibal, a cannibal. Cannibal, can I get it? Cannibal, a cannibal. Cannibal, cannibal. Well, cannibal.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Oh, um, um, yes. Sinking ship. It's Titanic. I'm doing this for two words. Okay. Sometimes one. You bought some back. Did you say Dona saw us on holiday? She did, didn't she? Fake orgasm, can't see.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Go on, I'll let you, when Harry met Sally. When Harry met Sally, yes, absolutely right. Well, Gary, that was fantastic. Very good. Don't the source on holiday. That's the best description of Jurassic Park I've ever heard in my life. Five there, very pretty good. Five points there, yeah. She's not got to see my wife.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Good. Okay, so Grung, you are up next, you're going to be getting to Tom, and your time starts. Now, annoying French girl French. Amole. And... I count four. Hugh Grant. I count 12. Dead people pottery. Ghost. Very nice. Very nice. We're off. Very strong. Kevin Costner, tights. Oh, Robin Hood Prince of Thiele's!
Starting point is 00:18:46 Yay! OK, the best form of a guy. Sharks on holiday. Sharks! LAUGHTER No roads there. Waterworld. No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! there! Waterworld!
Starting point is 00:19:10 Time machine teenager! Oh, hold on, it's a mixture! I'm not going to allow it. Go on, next one. It's tough but there. And... Tough but fair. Peru... Rocky!
Starting point is 00:19:22 I'm afraid that's your time. I saw you. It was Judged Shred. That was great. This is the best time I've had. I'm really enjoying this. That was fucking brilliant. It's good, isn't it? We have a nice time.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Great. I'm going to give you five points for that. Congratulations. Ben finally giving to Kerry. You should do this professionally. I know. So, Clarky. Yes, mate.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Your time begins now. Bad robot. Swats. Bad robot. So, Glocky, yes mate, your time begins now. Bad robot, Schwarzenegger. Terminator. Yeah. Come on. Bullshit. Camcorder. Camcorder shaky. Bear with your project.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Yes. No, I'm not a space. What do you got, mate? Space. Face hugger. What? Space hugger. Space.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Yes. Space. How? 2001 Space, obviously. Can't say space. I'll ask a minute. It's not just a minute. Okay, Tyler Durden.
Starting point is 00:20:33 Tyler Durden. I don't know who that is. Great. You've already had two words, brilliant. You wasted seconds with that, ah. I love how competitive Gary is. Oh shit. Come quick, come.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Pit. What? That is... That sounded really filthy. I tell you what. I did. LAUGHTER You're right, Frankie. That was a shit show mate. Come on. Thank you. There was a lot of dithering there, Frankie.
Starting point is 00:21:02 You only got three points. Oh. So... Well, the games don't bring out the best of me. I love it. You're gonna be at home with my family Tyler Durden though. We all had it right? What was it? Oh So Ben at the end of that round what does it do to the scores Ben and Kerry have eight and a half Tom and Gron you have nine Well Does it do to the schools? Ben and Kerry are eight and a half, Tom and Grondie have nine. Oh! Yay! Well, please. Tom and Grondie are currently in Titsle Town
Starting point is 00:21:30 whilst Ben and Kerry were a Titsle frown. But it could all... And there's a lot of tension over there on that seat. Yes, believe. Yeah. All right. I'll get a real dressing down over it. Stop sounding like you're enjoying it.
Starting point is 00:21:42 LAUGHTER Creep. Anyway, time for round two to black games! Ladies! Let's make the game, let's make the red blood roll the dice spin the thing, put the thing Who is your toll? Games! If you lose you get nothing, games! If you win you get goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, goals, Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Poppins are lying! So this week we are planning our version of FIFA, which we're calling Queen Lafipha. Hello!
Starting point is 00:22:28 I'm going to ask each player to sing a Queen song, changing the lyrics to describe a famous sports person. LAUGHTER You're a famous... That is what I call total podcasting. LAUGHTER Fist art. Fist art. Leave your review on your cheeks. Our award
Starting point is 00:22:47 points for correct guesses, fair play, sportsmanship, tennis elbow, athletes for shirts, b-skins, LBW and the Fosbury flop. So you don't know about sport. No, I don't know, but Google is a marvelous thing. So let's start with Clarky as he is indeed the most strapping. Clarky, I would like you to give us a red dish and don't stop me now. Kerry, you'll need to guess the sports star he's referring to. Now remember, you can't name the sports personality, okay, or their sports. Okay, I've for warn you I know no sports. Okay, maybe that would be your anger towards Clark. Don't stop me now, Clarky.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Don't stop yourself now. Come quick, Clarky. She's been literally the only criticism that cannot be leveled at me during sex. Do you spend, you've got the first note for Garky I believe yes sort of here is So I'm gonna click a foreign and it's tonight. Okay, now remember watch me for the changes, love, watch me for the changes. Tittenties, okay, give me a rattle of that, I really want it to come on.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Star strong smile, give me everything darling. Okay, your big moment. Turn that high, okay? Don't clip, don't clip! Get it very sloppy now, Flocky, don't clip! Turn that high! It's actually tonight! Tonight!
Starting point is 00:24:39 Please, you can pick it loose! Give it a round of applause. I can go to Flocky. DJ pick it up Give up it louse Tonight Real good I'm gonna run for Jamaica Yeah, there we go. That's all right, everything. What a build up! I mean, could I just get the start load again though?
Starting point is 00:25:45 What were you enjoying it? Oh no! Okay, well we enjoy it Now grony it's your turn. Okay, I would like you to sing us some of Bohemia rhapsody please And again you don't do the whole song You've had a lucky book We're gonna start with the mother a bit. Remember to turn that high. I just shot a man. Okay.
Starting point is 00:26:12 So, as I used to be. I am from America. And I'm friends with Beyonce Or maybe it's my sister Whose friends with her are remembered I'm so successful My dad is all very proud of me Is it me?
Starting point is 00:26:48 Or is it my sister? I gave me a ring I sometimes can tell what it's all about I just carry on, I carry on I might have just got married. LAUGHTER You say Marina. Yes, I'm Selena.
Starting point is 00:27:22 I just realised the comedy value in letting the person sing it. Thanks, competitive. Sorry. I said, oh, you're so bold. I've got it. Give me the points. Can we do it again? Ronia, that was absolutely amazing because I said you couldn't mention tennis, but you could
Starting point is 00:27:44 have said racket ball Any of those things get used to tennis, but you beat your shoe that you started talking about how proud of Father was But we got there in the end and we got it very much. I've not given you points So I'm gonna give for that round Ben, well, we hardly knew you Ben We'll give you the five points for getting the correct answer But I'm also gonna give you the five points to get the correct answer, but I'm also going to give you another three points for a beautiful turn. I'm...
Starting point is 00:28:09 And... Grony it. I think I'm going to give you ten out of ten there. Oh, ten out of ten, yeah. Oh, okay. So, Kerry, you're up next. Do feel free to jump in. But you know what?
Starting point is 00:28:23 For once in my life, I'm going to really take my time. No! So, Kerry, we would like you to give us a we will rock you. Oh, God. And Ben needs to work out precisely who you're rocking. Now, do you see a bucket that? I can't fully remember how it goes. Okay, that's your Ben, Tony.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Okay. I can't fully remember how it goes. OK, that's your been to Taney. OK. LAUGHTER Should have prepped. So it's not a big singing number anyway. It's not a big singing number, though. It's not to rap. You said we were going to rap? Yes, like a rap. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:56 It's doing a lot of ways. Freddie Mercury was the first ever rap. He was. Yes. Bracken saved rap. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Did you get a bucket last for me here? The music for this please. Yeah, Brackett's save rap. Did you get back in Lousy for me here the music for this please?
Starting point is 00:29:18 Do I start now? I'm not going to want my not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:29:31 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:29:39 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Er, he's got sideburns and he rides a bike and then he does, that's it! I've stepped up. He's been to France!
Starting point is 00:29:51 Been to France! He has been to France! Everybody! He has been to France! Second verse! He's been to France and he rides a bike. It's like a more dinner way of wheels. I mean, I definitely know who it is, but I'm enjoying it. Give us the answer, you need the chorus, which you... Let's go.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Let's go. If I can have some. Bradley Bradley Wiggins. Bradley Bradley Wiggins. Say it again. Okay, Bradley Wiggins is correct. I'm going to give you a hand. I'm going to give you a hand. Leave one for Mike. So, that was a good rendition of Wheel Rock here. I'm gonna give you a thick cat.
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Starting point is 00:31:05 It's like theaters, December 15th. A cast powers the world's best podcast. Here's a show that we recommend. Hi, I'm David Boris, Canadian historian and host of curious Canadian history, a bi-weekly deep dive into the wild, worrisome, and wonderful world of Canadian history. This season we've covered not season Alberta, the Palestinian Partition, and even the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. We also have eight seasons worth of back episodes all right points for getting it correct. At seven points there. Yes. Congratulations. And Tom. Hello.
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Starting point is 00:33:06 I love that. That was a fantastic version. I'm already, whether or not growing again, it will give you top five points for the song. Gronia, do you know who Tom was crazy about? Can I reply in song? Yes! You have to remember, I'm from Ireland. LAUGHTER
Starting point is 00:33:24 So I don't know many of your sports personnel, especially ones who beat in the age of youth. It's a really good song. The very good song. Can we do a steal? How do you sing it in the style of seal? That's the wrong. A kiss from a Whittbrook. A robber's bandy in the main would be called Fatima Whittbrook.
Starting point is 00:33:53 So congratulations, Clark, you get the 5.10, that is the answer. We should have made it flatly, right? You should have made it flatly, right? You talk sports personality. So, the juicer then, one of the scores at the end of that round. Pituja, of another one, bites the dust. Tom and Granya have got 24. Ben and Kerry have 28 and a half. No! Well from a sporting lesson to court in session it's time to play Be Brothers!
Starting point is 00:34:28 You've got a problem, I've got a problem, you've got a problem, call in the beans! You've got a beans, be thinking we can help you in being from the sunny, I can be! Yes it's Be Brothers, we're 8 weeks... I know it's late guys, but this is the best flat slam we've ever done. I'll be appreciate that. brothers where each week. I know it's late guys but this is the best flat slam we've ever done. I hope you appreciate that. You're witnessing podcast gold. There's still winners! There's still winners! So folks if you're listening to a homie man you and you guys come down and maps the enthusiasm with the crowd. Good luck! Yes, it's Beef Brothers, where each week we ask our panelists to sort out a flat shared
Starting point is 00:35:11 based beef and this one comes from George who is in the audience. George, are you there? Hello. Hi, George. How are you doing? Very well, thank you. Lovely spelling of George. G-O-R-G.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Oh, yeah, that wasn't my writing. Oh, the plot thing. The plot thing. I was just being lazy. You were being lazy. You asked me to get by someone else's life for you. Your party is something. You're a medieval queen.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Oh, how are you doing this? I'm sorry, ain't it? No, we just had a lack of ideas and I proposed one. You had a lack of ideas, are you here in a team? Yeah. Okay, right, let's read the big first board then we'll chat to the team. Here is the problem. So there's two things really, actually.
Starting point is 00:35:54 The first one's not that important, I think, but the second one bless you. Thank you. The second one is, okay, living with a couple and they leave washing up in the sink. Also, I've expressed my feelings on you. Whoa! Hold on. Is it dry? Are they doing a dry?
Starting point is 00:36:11 Doesn't matter as far as I'm getting down to you. Okay, this is my kind of team over it. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no So let me let the couple forget though, the washing up, this is key. There's also a couple whispering. Oh, that was awesome. Enough to make you leave the room. Oh. Oh. What can I say or do to stop this?
Starting point is 00:36:39 Always put. Or make them leave the room, now George. Yeah. They're not here tonight. No, they're not. No, they're whispering up. They are. They're not here tonight. No. And they're whispering, oh, they are. If they weren't here, they might be here. We just don't... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Very quietly in the form. The man with sunglasses can't see the... We can't hear them. I mean, visible dust. If we hush for a second, we might be able to wrap them out. Let's get it, let's get it, ladies. We can't leave them. Cut your quaker. She probably... Yeah. For a second we might be able to wrap them out. It's getting late, isn't it? It's getting late. It's getting late.
Starting point is 00:37:06 It's getting quicker. It's getting quicker. So, to Ben and Kerry, you are going to be on the side of George. Of course we are! Correct! You're absolutely right, George. Tom, we've been dealt a dry sink for a long time. That's the way we're going.
Starting point is 00:37:47 That is a real dry sink. No, I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I We don't need to give names at this stage unless George you want to. Can we get first and last names, mate? Oh, look at you first. Okay. Gillad and Ellie. Hold on! Gillad, Ellie! And who's the other person? It's Gillad and Ellie, and with you, no, if you watch Game of Thrones. So George, talk us through who else you're here with, you're here with the entire team,
Starting point is 00:38:06 who else you've got? Your entourage. We've got just a lot of South London friends. A lot of South London friends. Now who lives in the flat? None of these people. Okay, right. They've been round and they've heard the whispering and they've been forced out of the room
Starting point is 00:38:18 at some point. No. Okay, for another. Made it seem. Oh, hang on, so you've got no reliable witnesses. Interesting, interesting. Okay, okay, now we're in. Now we've got a case going.
Starting point is 00:38:32 The glove does not fit the hand if you know what I mean. Yes. If the washing gloves don't fit, you must quit. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, please. You only took two members of that team to work out what the phrase was. Johnny Coppina and I are going, the gloves must fit the hand! I've got it! The gloves must fit the hand if you want to take the stand and then be found innocent.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Okay, so... So, is it just the three of you? I know, I live with another. I live with another? It's pretty... It's like he's making a joke over here. He's making a joke, he's making a joke, he's making a joke. He's...
Starting point is 00:39:18 Is he a brother from a little... Don't play the race card, that's our trick. He's often out away with his girlfriend. Oh, poor off, mate. But they're whispered as well, are they? So, George, do you have a boy? Just before he blew up. Come on, come on, come on.
Starting point is 00:39:38 You're so sick bastard. It's 2018 for fuck's sake of time's up. Christ, where the badge me So Questions is before we begin let's have a quick cross examination But you're absolutely right, you're right, you're gonna question. Okay. What's your phone? No, sorry Do you have a boyfriend?
Starting point is 00:40:05 No. I'll go. Any questions about the case? I'd like to know the context of the whispering. For example, why don't you be talking about you? On how you're around with your fucking team again. Conjecture. She's brought a team back, as she. Did she ask for the team to come back?
Starting point is 00:40:26 Mr. Parry, that is conjecture and you know it. No, I'm just asking. No, you're not. You're leading. You can answer the question. What sort of thing do they whisper about? Why don't I know because I can't hear them. It's a good point.
Starting point is 00:40:39 It's a good point. It's our wall defense. Do you know what? Put the gloves on the hand? So they always done it or is it taught to build up gradually ever since I've lived with them. Yes They've always done it. If it's until you invaded their territory, they could speak. You are leading Can I, I want to, I have questions. Of course. Where did you know there were a couple when you moved into the flash? Yes. Can I ask you to live with them?
Starting point is 00:41:07 Yes. Oh, you're just walking. Mr. Barry, not our housemates work. LAUGHTER And what are their jobs? Editor and cameraman. They should know better. They should, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:22 Oh, it's two jobs where your famous has to be quiet. Absolutely. They whisper with anyone else or where your famous has to be quiet. Yeah, absolutely. Then they whisper with anyone else or only each other. Only each other. So, it's not like a throat collision. Can I ask you, George, are you coming out here? What? I said, are you quite hard of hearing?
Starting point is 00:41:46 Put that on the record, everyone. LAUGHTER I'm going to allow that, because that was proper maristra to me, my cousin Vinnie. And are you single? Yes. Are you happy with that? Why are we obsessed?
Starting point is 00:42:00 Why are we obsessed with our marital status? She might be bitter and judging them. Wow, like this, you're on a sidekick. Oh, yeah, shit. For you. Oh, the killer. The case has turned.
Starting point is 00:42:15 So, Kerry's established that all single people are bitter, so that was just terrible. That was just terrible. You're not making any better. I have to thought it through. What do you do for a living? I'm a graphic designer. Famously loud.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Oh, I agree. Bloody sounding off. Can you pass me that ruler? Oh, I work in solo. All the traffic, all the noise. Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, team. I'm afraid I'm going to have to end the cross examination next. It was getting ugly.
Starting point is 00:42:49 From both sides. Yeah, I'm really sorry. Basically everyone turned on George and George, I'm so sorry. I was on your side, I am. It's alright, it's alright. It's alright, it's alright. That's why I have a vote, I can take it. Okay, now Kerry, you have a minute to begin the case for the... shit. Yeah, I know you've got a minute to do what?
Starting point is 00:43:08 To begin the case and we'll sing it for the prosecution, no. But you can if you want to. If you want to make it stretch out the time. Too much. So you have a minute to begin the case for the prosecution. Now remember you- Which means what? That I'm on this side. You're on Georgia's side, okay? And you're against, of course, Gilly, I don't know. You're doing it, yes.
Starting point is 00:43:31 Yes, well, well, you weren't, but I started the time, I started going to stop it, and now I've started the timer. Well, it's a lot of the time. It's a need help. It'll help in a bit while you're on the screen. Oh, you're on smile. Well, that's funny.
Starting point is 00:43:42 It's what I do. I'm in talk to least, too. It is quite helpful sometimes. Your minutes starts now. Well, when you're around couples that are being schmaltcy and romantic with each other, it's nauseating, isn't it? And also, people should know, like, when you're a kid,
Starting point is 00:44:00 if you whisper, you're told aren't you, by a proper grownup, you shouldn't whisper. It's rude to whisper. Someone should have sent them at some point in their development. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio, mae'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweithio. Mae'r gweith mean, I don't know what to say.
Starting point is 00:44:26 I'm running out of things. I mean, I've said, I think I've said you know. OK, which case will end it there? Carrie Gollum and everyone else. All right. All right, then, we just apologise to Ben. I'm then scream at him. He doesn't know where he's coming from, OK?
Starting point is 00:44:41 He doesn't say, oh, I know. Yeah. So, I know. So, Grania, your minute begins now. Remember you are on the housemates side? Too right. You have exactly one minute. If you want to use all of it, that'd be great. Your time starts now. So, Prince George, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:03 We have to see it from the plotmates point of view. They had one room in the flat. They thought it was one person, one person was moving in. Oh no, she had a gang and entourage. A flock of emotional support peacocks. That have swandered to their flash. That's a bird reference. And I just think we have to see it their point of view that they're overwhelmed.
Starting point is 00:45:30 They don't know who's going to be in the kitchen when they get up in the morning. Imagine all of them queuing for the bathroom, for the shower in the morning, must be traumatising. So I think they're probably just whispering to each other, are you okay? Are you okay? And then you are there. I don't know. they all look the same. So I am very much, I think, you have to think of it from their point of view and they're scared.
Starting point is 00:45:55 That's your time, great. Fantastic. Drony McGuire there. Open in the case for the defence. Now George, how do you think it's going so far? I'm being grilled. You really are. Yeah, I'm so sorry. Oh, no, it's been more supportive. You should have been really you're on her side If you got something else you want to say because you still have 30 seconds. Sorry. Okay Always great when you're lurch. I'm sorry to you
Starting point is 00:46:23 You know it's a good sign. He's packing away those gloves. Sorry. But it would rhyme. So Clarky, you are going to conclude the case for the prosecution, solutely. You have a minute 30 this time, because Kerry is a lot of rubber. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Sorry. And... Nice have a catch catchphrases isn't it? So, Clarky, your minute 30 begins now. Well, first of all, I like to say, there's nothing wrong with having a group of friends. A group of ladies come round to your house. I don't know what the collective now is. A legend of ladies come round to your house, I don't know what the collective now is, a legend of ladies, come round and also, right, I think you should counter it by shouting everything to them
Starting point is 00:47:14 just to bring the general level up, I think if you have a hushed household maybe put on Mr. Perry did you loudly fart You're in that is real sabotage Objection your objection your alla What is your objection it was a belch Oldest trick in the book that's outrageous text It's really could you have not done it away from the microphone That's for it to be stripped from the record Okay
Starting point is 00:47:54 Clarke, how long have I got like 26 seconds? What I want to say is these whispers cannot care less They're callous. Oh! Wow! Eight seconds left. Thank you. Lovely stuff there, from Carkey. Now Tom, will you be concluded the case for the defence? Lovely stuff there from Parky.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Now Tom, will you be concluding the case for the defence as yourself or as an alter ego, for example, Berthi McGee? I'm going to be doing it in the style of a deep-sized defence lawyer from a John Grisham novel. Oh my goodness. Yes, Mr. Fanshaw Standard. Fanshshore Standard. Fanshore Standard. Preciting and providing your minute, should you need it, begins now. Ladies and gentlemen after jury, we heard a lot of big words here today, haven't we, huh? A lot of loud words. A lot of noise over there from them, dead big lawyers from the city there. Shouting dead words, callus, callus, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:19 Sure, a lot of noise in this here, cold room today, this here is a lot of noise in this headquarter room today. This here is a quiet county, am I right? Hell, you listen there, the barley on the breeze. Goats in the herd. Hell, whisper it, the baker. Yeah, this here's a quiet town. We ain't no loud, no shout at folks like them there, people from the city, hell their
Starting point is 00:49:50 children and friends riding in the town having a good time. Let me tell you a little story to any of us here, folks, under Juryl remember, about 20 years ago now, them there's story of them pickers. Hell, you remember them. But about 20 years ago now, Dem Deer's story of Dem Pickers. Hell, you remember him? Hell, there in Farmer Jones' yard. Bought to go the way of most of Dem folks, and the Bonfans show's breakfast.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Still, yeah. Barely cooking. No, no, that's not true. Two little pickers. Looking at each other, making eyes at each other's hell, like I was there back in the school yard, holding the fence. They make a rum-dead, little pair of her man and woman, looking at each other in the hedge, man pick, woman pick.
Starting point is 00:50:44 They know words, needed. No language of love. Eyes, snouts, little tears. They know words there. Well, we search for them all over the county, found him and killed him. No, I mean it's nature's way, but I'll never forget that night in that their bush. Stem too big-ass, and me. No words, no need it. No further questions you want. Not for the questions, you're all right. Woo! Well, can I just say that it was a powerful speech, but unfortunately, you've admitted to a crime in a court of law, so, I'm sure, we'll be seeing you next week in courts. We want to do a shake, those pigs.
Starting point is 00:51:41 Now, we know it was you. So George, unfortunately, I cannot make the decision myself. So why is it fair members of the Phoenix mostly drunk and lethargic audience? If you think Kerry and Ben and therefore George is in the right, I'd like you to applaud now. But if you think that Gronya and Fan Shaw made the best case, applaud now. Oh, that was blatantly less. Who is? That was blatantly less.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Congratulations, Kerry. I'm carrying it. We threw it away. We threw it away. Kerry was already arguing the case before it even pulled it George how'd you feel about the decision? Very happy with the decision Very happy with it
Starting point is 00:52:31 You're well sure You're well sure for it Are you gonna go home and chat at a reasonable volume to your flatmates about it? Oh I would just talk at them until they talk to me I'm gonna talk when you're talking about the truth Bit like that now going to the, you're the round saver. Have you considered you could be a ghost? Wait, who was George?
Starting point is 00:52:52 You got to George's gang and they go, no, no. George died a hundred and twenty years. Well, it's another story for another podcast. Next up is the Quick Far Round. And yes, we really do need to get that video back to Blockbuster, but it's been 17 years. What's another 17 minutes going to add to it, so let's hear the jingle.
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Starting point is 00:54:21 Trudeau qui t'auparavant La sa main That said, intro dog shampooing to last a month Oh, you're already a fool You can't continue to play Monday But I believe today The man will say U men van dredi, nu nevulong paku sela pren un e odu. O trao o kathra u O sanku Selapuré dureju kula maz
Starting point is 00:55:17 O avril mei o jun A real test of everyone's patience, though. Real test. Everybody's. Just Google translate, wasn't it? Oh, I got it, yeah. I got it, mate. In the quick far round, the answers are reworked. Ooh. Oh, la la la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, la la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh la, oh French teacher, one of my first ever crushes.
Starting point is 00:56:44 My friend, Raya Valentine's Col left it on a desk in French, and she opened it in Cried because her boyfriend hadn't given a Valentine's card, and she'd be able to go with it for five years. When in Cried in the cupboard. The cupboard. But why would I? Normal sluckaboo.
Starting point is 00:56:58 LAUGHTER Why did she cry in the cupboard? I was going to see it hit an herb that she hadn't got one or nothing. What were you doing at this point? I was hardly in the cupboards? I was gonna see it hit an herb that Sean got one and nothing. And what were you doing at this point? I was hardly getting the cupboards. So in this quick far round, the answers are re-working of famous movies. Now the questions will take the form of a line from a movie trailer, and they're gonna be getting as all trailers must with the words in a world.
Starting point is 00:57:24 So for this round, I like us all to use the movie trailer voice. So if you think you have the answer, growl out your name in the movie trailer voice and give us the answer after that in the movie trailer voice. So Tom and Gronio, let's hear your names. Tom. Gronio. Very good. Ben and Kerry.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Ben. Kerry. LAUGHTER Off we go. I would hate to be one of your kids when you're angry. But you're a really scary mom. I'm really nice. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. In a world where Tom Hanks plays a flower salesman for whom life is like a box of chocolates. Flower's grown up, Gary.
Starting point is 00:58:08 For his gum. Yes, but... What do I do? Okay, Tom. Tom, florist gum. Florist gum. You see how it works. You see how it works.
Starting point is 00:58:19 We discussed it. We did for the show, yeah. We did discuss it in a world where Colonel Kurtz goes Moo Tom apocalypse cap apocalypse cap In a world where Tom Hanks tries to fight the holy grail by looking at a green frog like Antvibion Gronger the defenchy frog Maybe, and... Gron-ya! Gron-ya! The Dvinti Frog! I've got it! I've got it!
Starting point is 00:58:48 Ben! I think it needs to... It needs to be a little moment. No! Right. I feel low as Ben. I feel low as Ben. I love the way it's well, Ben and Ben, I've got it, I've got it, yeah, fucking everybody has a part from Gronya.
Starting point is 00:59:09 And Gronya got it halfway through the final syllable of the Divinci Pro. I'll tell you what, I like to be a nice host. Gronya, do you want to check the bite of the cherry? I'll give you a clue, it's not the Divinci lizard. The Divinci Toe. fight the cherry? I'll give you a cruise, not the Da Vinci lizard. The Da Vinci Toe. The Da Vinci Toe, yeah. One point of coffee. In a galaxy far, far away, women are fighting to get their underwear back. Tom, Tom, Brawals. In a world where Peter, Ray, Egonna Winston, have to defeat Sunday lunch.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Taw! Taw! Roast, Buster! Roast, Buster! In a world where a prince is miraculously turned into a clergyman and his servants into household objects. Taw! Taw!
Starting point is 00:59:59 Beauty and the Prince. Beauty and the Prince! LAUGHTER In a world where Tom Hanks has to use a razor on a big cat whose three brothers have been killed in combat. What? Got it, got it, got it. Oh, I've got it. God is shaving private lion.
Starting point is 01:00:16 Lion is correct. In a world where all the exhibits come to life and beat the shit out of Ben Stiller. Oh Ben! Oh Ben! Fight in the museum! Fight in the museum! In a world, we're a shopping mall. It's overrun by zombie shellfish. Oh I've got a hairy!
Starting point is 01:00:38 Prawn of the day! Prawn of the day! Yes! Use him again! In a world where animators trained driven by Tom Hanks travels over some back teeth. Bbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbib We're an old man and a little kid tie a load of balloons to a receptacle containing Top cup Actually quit far around that is the time Which means we have a winner so producer Ben this I don't know where how it's just gonna go
Starting point is 01:01:20 I want ten to hooks about. What are the final scores? They are close half a point in it. Oh That's what we like to hear good night everybody Okay, let's hear it one two after two one two my third to two and a half the winners are Kerry and Ben So Tom and Brian you have to return the gate against the blockbusters whereas Karen then gets picked whatever they want for the pound show but my blockbusters used to be. That's what I guess.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Kelly Goddardman and Brian Yamagwaya! We've been Pat East, see you next time on Flash Airs Landown! Pat East Flash Airs Landown, be quick, they're talking from the house, special guests. Brian Yamagwaya and Kelly Goddardman, as you might as well, Pat, and we can wrap it up. We've been talking from now, especially guests. I'm a quiet and petty government, because it was by Patrick's and Peter Ben Rooker. Big thanks to everyone who came down to see the recording. The couple of people at B's in London to do the right thing, podcast to all of Farmer,
Starting point is 01:02:15 Rich coming down to win, Reese Davis. Win, Reese Davis, let me know. Nice one, mate. And Josh Grant for helping out. Patrick's flash s-land down in the first block of the Rich coming down to the internet give that cheats and a bye! Thanks so much, Emily! That was really fun! Thank you so much guys!
Starting point is 01:02:30 Yay! Do you want to see what the world is really like? Yes! Four things is deliciously funny and spectacularly entertaining. A woman planting her course to free to pat in love for. It's non-stop bonkers brilliance. I love that. Poor things.
Starting point is 01:02:48 It's like theaters December 15th.

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