Pappy's Flatshare - Slamdown w/ Ania Magliano & Michael Odewale (Clear the Garden Path) S14E36

Episode Date: September 30, 2024

Neither Tom nor Ben wants to clear the garden path… so Matthew says we’re gonna have to have a flatshare slamdown!Matthew Crosby, Ben Clark and Tom Parry Wicks recorded live at The Phoenix Pub with guests Michael Odewale and Ania MaglianoWithAnia Magliano - https://aniamagliano.com/Michael Odewale - https://www.instagram.com/michaelodewalecomedyCome and see Flatshare Slamdown liveCheerful Earful - 20th October - https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/festival/pappys-flatshare-slamdown-live-show-20th-oct-ticketsPappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetPappy's Insta - https://www.instagram.com/pappyscomedy/Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareFind tickets to all our live shows here - pappyscomedy.com/liveEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings listeners here, I'm Tom. I'm Ben. And Matthew is in flagrante. I'm not sure what that means. I don't speak Spanish, but I'm sure it means working hard. Yeah, I thought it was Italian. So what do I know? I think it is. That was the joke I was waiting for. So welcome to... We're off to a banger. Welcome to another flagship episode of Peppy's Flat Shares Slamdown. Now, Clarky, this was a recent record, wasn't it? We're still basking in the glow of this one. Oh mate.

We had such a good time. Two absolutely cracking records. This big one of them. Two cracking records and this is one of them. Two cracking records and this is one of them with Anya Magliano and Michael Odewale. The future of comedy. Those two. Very much passing the baton. Yes, that's right. We're passing the baton down and imploring them do not start a sketch group together. It's a cul-de-sac baby! Anyway, we had a great time. Clarky, I thought I'd handle their names going into the introduction. Well, I don't know why that is, Tom.

Well, we will find out. But before we get on to listening to this episode, there is another live recording heading your way. And by your way, I mean London and not only. So yeah, sorry about that everyone. Yes. Well, we're very sorry. And it is at, of course, the totemic annual event that is the cheerful, airful podcast festival. It's a great festival guys, if you've never been do get along. It is vying with Halloween for me now. Oh, as a sign that we've firmly entered autumn every year, the podcasting world's finest descend on Balham to what is renownedly a great pub, The Bedford. Oh, The Bedford Pub. What a gorgeous pub.

And we turn up there to ply our trade in podcasting. You can buy tickets for the whole festival, I think, and see too many podcasts, or I think you can just turn up and see ours as well. Have a look online. You know, I'm sure you'll be able to Google it. I'm sure it's www.CheerfulEarful or some kind of thing. Yeah, cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com. Yeah, it's not my festival, so I don't know the website. Anyway, Google Cheerful Earful, find out what you can do. We'll be all on a Sunday night. Yeah, Sunday the 20th of October.

Ah, like, doors are like 8. Yeah. Sunday the 20th of October. Like doors are like 8.15. Absolutely. And we will have two absolute guests. We'll be passing more buttons. No doubt. It's all we can say. The buttons will be passed. So head on down to the cheerful air for famously the Bedford is a great pub. So be there and look out for that. Otherwise, anything else to plug, Clarky? No. Good time, warm coats maybe? It's a good time to get you warm coats, eh?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, enjoy it guys. It's actually quite fun unpacking your, unpacking your jumpers, isn't it? Yeah, embrace that wardrobe shift. As you listen to this incredible flat share slam down. What is it, Matthew? What is it?

Look at the state of our garden path. What? Yeah, our garden path. You know, we've been doing this since 2011. We've got it. We're doing garden path this month. Wow. I stepped out of our front door this morning

and now I'm buried up to my neck in dry leaves. I mean that pile must be at least a foot and a half high. One of you, one of you two has got to sweep the garden path. Oh hell, it's not going to be me back here. No, why not? No. Because I don't want to do it, but I will say this. What do you call? Oh yeah. Now I'm interested. Now I'm interested. I love comedy. Oh, oh that's not what this is. Sorry, sorry. I love words. Is that what I meant? Oh well. Close enough. What do you call a garden path that's got loads of guns on it? A war path. Yes,

but at the bar. Yes, yes, yes. What do you call, what do you call a garden path that gets upset when you trip over on it? I don't know. An M path. Oh, an M, yes. What do you call a garden path that stops like just like halfway along? I don't know. My career path. Of course. Okay. Clarky. Kind of got there at the end, didn't it? Clarky, you're doing a podcast in front of 7,000 people tonight! Back yourself, mate! We're having a wonderful time here at the Royal Albert Hall! Yes!

Woo! Tom! I painted the tournament. Tom, is it going to be you? Is it going to be you, Tom? It's not going to be me. I'm too busy at the moment. I'm directing the Mayor of London in a one-man musical about the route he takes to get through his garden to his front door.

Oh yeah. I know, I say it's not a one-man musical, sorry, it's a two-man musical because there's a green ogre in it as well. Stars Shrek 2, The Path of Khan. Like I say guys, I love comedy and as a result I respect your opinion on that. I didn't prepare any path jokes. Star Shrek 2, The Path of Khan. Listen Michael, you're in good company, no one prepared any jokes about it. It's not bad actually.

So it's fine. Is anyone going to settle this? We're going to have to have a... Flat Shared Slam Down! Flat Shared Slam Down! Flat Shared Slam Down! Share it with our friends! Flat Shared Slam Down! So we're going to Slam Down! Flat Shared Slam Down!

Hello and welcome to Flat Shared Slam Down! Welcome! Welcome everybody! Please! It's the panel show that says You look like fun to me You look a little like somebody I know And I can tell you how this ends

I'll be in your head all weekend Shivers and butterflies I get the shivers when I look into your eyes And I can tell you you're all in I can hear your heart beating garden garden garden I hear it and I know garden garden I know you want to take me home garden and take the Nomi clothes garden garden when your heart goes garden garden I hear it and I know. Garden, garden, I know you wanna take me home. Garden, I take up all my clothes. Garden, garden, when your heart goes garden path. I'm the host of Landlords, Matthew Crosby.

Let's meet my garden gnomes. It's of course Tom Parry and Benedict Clark. Hello. Hello. Tom and Ben, you cannot sweep the garden path on your own. Who have you brought to grab some room on the broom tonight? Tom. Well, Matthew, the Jamboree's in danger.

Oh, no. CBBC are doing a thing at the moment about a Jamboree. And they've got a sign. Do you know that's Jamboree in sign language? Jamboree. You're doing sign language on a podcast. On a podcast. Why not, guys? You know what? Absolutely. Let's make it inclusive. Thankamboree. Great for a podcast. Why not guys? You know what, absolutely, let's make it

inclusive. Thank you very much. Jamboree. My apologies. The Jamboree's in danger guys. There's snakes. No. Yeah. Snakes in the Jamboree. So I've hired the most charming man I know. Michael Adewale everybody. Michael Adowale is here. That was very long winded, but my favorite intro. Thank you. I appreciate it. Absolutely. Welcome to Tom. It's going on the poster. Yeah. Long winded.

So Michael, what kind of a person are you to live with? I think I'm a great guy to live with. I live with my mom at the moment, as in since I was born. But the view I've got is I'm a lovely boy. And your mum still thinks of you as a lovely boy. Does she still say you're a lovely boy then? Oh yeah, she says that every now and then. I've got to ask, are you paying your way now? Are you?

I mean I chuck a little bit every now and then. That's not the question I'm asking here. I'm not asking if you're a way now? Are you? I mean, I chuck a little bit every now and then. No, no. That's not the question I'm asking here. Not asking if you're a woodchuck and can you chuck. I'm asking, let's get down to brass tacks. Let's talk figures. Let's talk numbers. Let's talk numbers. No, never numbers.

We're talking numbers. Yeah, yeah. How many years you been living there? No, that's wonderful. Are you a house proud person? Do you help out around the house? So you... I mean... Yeah, I clean my room. You know what I mean? I do that.

That's Star Wars duvet cover. It's always beautifully laid back on the bed in the morning, isn't it? You know what I mean? Have you? When was the last time? When was the last time you got bollocks for not cleaning your room? Okay, it's probably this year. Is it? Wow.

You know. Wow. You know, that's how you make- My mom has allowed like one just walk into the room uninterrupted a year. Really? You know, when you, you know, it's her house, so she just walks in. She's paying, yeah, crucial, we know that. She's putting the money down, so yeah. Just check what's going on, so she just walks in. She's paying, yeah. Crucially, we know that. She's putting the money down. So, yeah.

Just check what's going on, you know what I mean? Ordinarily, is she a one-knocker in or is she a one-knocker in? My mum used to knock and enter at the same time. At the same time. That's all one. She just punches straight through the door. Here's mummy. Well, Michael, it's great that she let you come out tonight and play with us. Not past ten, though, yeah.

No, no, exactly. We've got to wrap this up. No promises. We've got to wrap this up. We've got to wrap this up. Michael O'Wally, everybody. Yes. And Ben Clark, who have you brought with you this week?

I brought my friend, Anya Magliato. So close to the name. So close to the... Oh, no. That was not my name. The name doesn't feature the word tomato So close to the, Oh no. That was not my name. The name doesn't feature the word tomato. I'll tell you that now. Was that a set up for a pun or did you just get it wrong?

Ah, yes. It was a very, very clever pun. It's on its way right now. A little bit of quiet while Clarkie does his hilarious, his hilarious picnic pun around, I need a Maggley tomato. Well, Clarky does his hilarious picnic pun around Ania Magliato. Did you get hungry halfway through saying her name? Apologies.

Apology-ato. It was a short name actually. You say Magliato. I say. Yeah, no one say Bagliato. I say- Yeah, no one says Bagliato. Literally no one says it. No one. Anya, what kind of a person are you to live with?

I think I'm really pretty amazing and awesome. And this is a review from Michael's mom as well, isn't it? Yeah. Awesome. I don't have many people agreeing with me yet, but I just think it's, I think I bring something else to a flat that isn't, can't be like quantified in terms of like furniture. Yeah, you're talking bed bugs.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, this is the thing. Now I'm now, I've recently started living with my boyfriend and so we had to like acquire stuff for the flat. And I think in that situation when you have different priorities, it's like a bit, you just need to like adapt to it because like I was sent out to go buy chairs and obviously like I appreciate that's important.

But those magic beans you got were amazing. Magic bean bags. Like going back with a disco ball. Oh wow. But just because in the corner of the room there was a rusty hook. Oh. Oh god. And how is a leather face?

You're a very cute couple together I've got to say. People say it's toxic. I think it's good. No, but I was like we've got to have something for the rusty hook and also like why. You've got to have something for the rusty hook. And also like, why, why? You've got to have something for the rusty hook. And you don't need a chair. No, you don't. When you've got a rusty hook, you don't need a chair.

Take it in turns on the hook. Just hang yourself on that. How high up's the hook? Quite high. And it's in the corner. So the disco ball doesn't actually work. You've got like a disco nook. I've got a disco hook. So no. It's a corner of a very small room.

And yeah, so that's just something that he didn't like. But being sent out to get chairs on your own, that's a big task. No, I said I'd do it. Right, okay. Okay. You said yourself, do it our best. Come on. I said I'd do it and then I got the. Right. Okay. Okay. You said yourself doing our best. Come on. I said I do it. And

then I got, I got the disco ball. Um, and yeah, I think it's quite nice. Yeah. I'm sure it really ties the room together with its bare floors and nothing else in it. Can I ask, where did you get a disco ball from? From the chair shop? I got it from a shop in Exeter actually. Really? Yeah. How'd you travel to get those chairs, didn't you? Was it the middle aisle of Audi? Was it that? It was that sort of vibe in the shop. But I think it's good and I think everyone should have a disco ball. The only time it gets hit by the light is like sunset, so it kind of stops you watching TV. Which is good because you've not got a chair to sit down on anyway. But I think I'm great other than.

I think you're great as well. A big round of applause for Andy Tomato, everyone. Lovely to have you. So true. So we have met our guests. Let's find out who's going to be sweeping the path and who's going to be leading us up it. Clark is still reeling.

I've got a full on sweat. Do you know what? Do you know what? You should just consider yourself, you know, if you go back and listen to the John Kearns episode, at least he got a close approximation of your name. Poor old Clark Humber. So who is going to be sweeping the path? Who's going to be leading us up here as we play round one? Round one! Woo! I hitched a ride with a landscape backyard specialist. He said he'd make my garden look real nice.

He'd make me pay up front in cash in the carpark Didn't see no tools but I didn't think twice He did not show Where did my landscape specialist go? How was I supposed to know? He was one in my interposed I've been laying up the gutter path Wow! He was convicted con man

He'd be taking me for a lie He'd be paying my life savings He'd be paying the path Yes Oh, yes please! Applause Gorgeous work there from Cheryl Scarecrow. This first round is called Telepathic, or if you're southern like me, Telepathic, which doesn't quite work as well.

I'm going to give each player a teleshow and they have to get their teammate to guess it using only telepathy. Oh my God. Oh my God, it's a new low. Yes. I knew you were gonna say that, yeah, yeah. We're still searching for our talent, that's what it is. Yeah, this is it.

Surely. If this goes well, fucking Netflix. This is amazing, yeah. You know what I mean? Fucking Netflix, baby. Now, obviously, I say only telepathy. They'll also maybe use like a few words and clues and shit.

Oh, right. Because it's got to be playable, isn't it? The guesser has five guesses to guess the TV show. But you've also got three lifelines, okay? Lifeline one, the player has to give you one word in the voice of someone from the show, okay? Lifeline two, the player has to make a noise that might help you guess and lifeline three is phone a producer and either Gwyn or Emma will give you a one

word clue okay. So you've got five guesses three lifelines if you get it on the first guess ten points for each subsequent guess you lose two points but you don't need to worry about that let Gwyn worry about that. This round is already complicated enough without me explaining the score. I'm just saying it out loud so Gwyn knows how he's scoring. He's got, I could just look at it Gwyn, he's got a nosebleed, that's a good start. He's got, he's got...

My telepathy's working though. He looks like a leopard who's taking things. What's her surname? What's her surname? Please, what's her surname? This. What's her surname? This is going to look like scanners by the end of the round. OK, so we will start with Michael Guessing and Tom telepathizing. Tom, can I just say to the listener at home, when you said that there were lifelines,

Michael shook his head disappointedly because he wanted it to be pure telepathy. Hey, Michael, we were in this. What we're doing. Listen, listen, mate, you don't have to use them, all right? OK, let us in. Hey, Michael. I thought we were in this. What were we doing? Listen, listen, mate. You don't have to use them, all right? OK. You don't have to use them. Michael, please use them.

No, listen. The audience will respect you so much if you raw dog five guesses. Listen, that's, if you, you know, they're there if you need them, Lifelines. I made that face because I actually just caught the pun 10 minutes into the explanation. Oh yeah, yeah. Telepathic. Cheers, man. Thanks very much. You know your mum was right about you. Yeah, yeah. Wait until you get Star Shrek 2, The Path of Khan. You're going to love it.

Okay. So Tom, you've got your TV show there. Tom, I want you to kind of keep in your head repeating the title of your TV show over and over. Are we allowed to touch? Yeah. Well, I think gaze into each other's eyes. Lock into each other's wavelengths. I would say a full kiss on the lips. No kiss, fair enough.

Someone doesn't want to win. Okay, no, they're getting there. Okay. Yes. This is good actually. We can really see them locking into each other. So Michael, you've got five guesses. You've got three lifelines. The first one you have to just go for it. Okay. No lifelines. First guess. I can see that. Okay. You got it. Okay. Michael, first guess please. Yeah. Just say it over in your head. Yeah, exactly. Just try and-

Well, I'm doing the song in my head. Oh, hold on. We're in the fucking clues, are we? It's okay. It's a TV show with a theme tune. I think it doesn't- It doesn't narrow it down that much. There are a few that don't have it.

Can you nod your head in rhythm to the theme tune? No. You changed your mind. You changed your mind. You changed your mind. You changed your mind. You changed your mind. You changed your mind.

You changed your mind. You changed your mind. You changed your mind. You changed your mind. You changed a few that don't have it. Can you, can you nod your head in rhythm to the theme tune? No. You changed. I'm still not going to get it. You've changed your tune from I don't want any lifelines to. Okay, here we go. First guess please, Michael. I'm going to go, it's the Chuckle Brothers.

going to go, uh, it's the chuckle brothers. Tom does project that I'm afraid. But I'm afraid it's no longer to you, Michael. It's back to Tom. Yeah. Okay. So, so you still get your three lifelines, but do you want to try another guest, do you want to try a lifeline? What do you fancy?

Oh, um, I'm going to use a Lifeline. Use a Lifeline. So you've got all three of them. You've either got Lifeline one, one word in the voice of someone from the show, Lifeline two, a noise that might help you guess, or Lifeline three, phone a producer. How were your impressions? Really strong. Really strong? I go with the audience reaction rather than Tom's bravado there.

What was number two and number three? Number two was the player has to make a noise that might help you guess, some sort of noise that might help you guess. And number three is phone a producer with a one. I'm going to outsource it. Let's go. What? What right here, man? That's real teamwork, isn't it?

So confident. Okay. So we're going to get a one word clue. You can either have producer Gwyn or producer Emma. Who do you, who do you prefer to give you one word clue? Emma. Okay. Emma, one word clue please about the name of this TV show. Rovers. That's good. Actually that's better than what I'd have done. Fair play. Fair play. Rovers.

I don't have to guess again? Yeah, you've got to keep guessing. That's not the end of the game. That's not fair. Hang on, hang on. Lock into each other's eyes. Stay with it. That sounds like... Can I talk process?

If you want to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. I mean, we have got to play this four times, so. I wouldn't milk it too much. We will. It's a round based on telepathy. Yes, I know, yes, that's true. Don't know what we were expecting. That feels like a pub, right?

Yeah, okay. Okay. Emmerdale. Oh! I can't say if you're close or not close, but you're not right, as you know from the audience there. You've got three more guesses. They sounded like they sounded like a close.

Three more guesses. Two more lifelines, okay? Whatever TV show. Do you want another lifeline? Yeah, go on. Which one do you want? Do you want noise? Give me a word.

Said in the voice of one of the people from this show. Okay. Vera! words said in the voice of one of the people from this show. Okay. But you are they clapping because it's good because it's funny. I don't know where they're clapping. Uh, Vera pub Coronation Street. Coronation Street. Yes! Yay! That's how we do it. That's how we do it.

That's how we do it. Yeah. Yeah. That was all Emma. That was all Emma. Yeah, I think it was very strong work from Emma in that round and nobody else. Next up.

Next up, it's Anya. Here's your TV show. Ben, you're guessing. Five guesses, three lifelines. No noises yet. Okay? Now, lock into each other's wavelength if you can. Okay.

Magliano. No. No. No. We can all make up words. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. Okay. Here we go.

So. No. No. Don't look so scared. Oh, you've never seen this podcast, but this is how he is all the way through every round. Oh, oh my God. If this works, it will go off. Breaking Bad. No. It's not correct.

You've got three lifelines. You have to use any of your lifelines. Would you like to use one or would you like to try another guess just purely on telepathy? I'm going to use a lifeline. Okay. Which lifeline would you like? The name. The noise, the word or...

You've had your turn, Thomas. A noise, a word or phone a producer? I would like to... I'd like to have the noise actually please. Okay, this is a noise that might help Clarke guess the name of this TV show. Can the noise be a word? No.

No. Otherwise I'd say, otherwise I'd say, not if I wanted to do the same thing. You two can't talk. Yeah. Okay, the noise. We don't have to, we're telepathic.

I don't think there is any noise on this show. Oh. We're telepathic. I don't think there is any noise on this show. That's already a clue. Oh, no, there is. There is. There's loads of noises. Yeah, some of them are words, but there's also loads of noises as well. Come on. OK, OK, OK. You can do this. Cha-ching.

It's good stuff. Good, actually. It's good. It's good stuff. It's good actually. Homes Under the Hammer? It's not Homes Under the Hammer. You have, I believe, three more guesses. Two lifelines left. Love Homes Under the Hammer. There's a lovely living room. There's the kitchen. And there's a till. Annie was meant to go by chairs.

I don't think that was the best I could have done that. I'm sorry. Do you not think so? No, it's not your fault. I think you did very well. I think you did very well. Can I have the, the, the, the word? That's it's tricky when you're struggling for the word word, Clarkie.

It's not a good sign. Clarkie, you might have to lock into your own wavelength first before you try, try locking into anyone else's wavelength. What's the word I'm looking for? Oh, that's right. Word. What's the word I'm looking for? Oh, that's right. Word. The word impression. Okay. That's lifeline one. Fired. There was a little action in there as well. It was the wrong action. But yeah, it was a happy coincidence. It did feel a bit like you were firing Clark.

Can I do that? But yeah, it was a happy coincidence. It did feel a bit like you were firing Clark. Yeah, quite right too. Can I do that? We've been trying for years. The apprentice. Is correct! Getting famously full of tills. Back to Michael. It's your turn to try and communicate to Tom. There's your TV show.

Tom, you've got five guesses and you've got three lifelines. Okay. So really do, as you were doing before, lock into each other. Yeah. Hands on shoulders, eye contact. This feels good, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. Are our arms the same length? Maybe. Yeah. That's a weird observation. That's good. Yeah. That's nice.

Okay. I can't believe I'm the one that needs to be fired. Here we go. First guess. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. Strictly Come Dancing.

That's not it. Oh, it felt like it was, didn't it? Yeah. And that's the joy of the game. Yeah. That felt like it was, didn't it? Yeah. And that's the joy of the game, yeah. That felt like it was. If you'd said it, this place would have gone off. I wanted to say it was. No, I think in the last round, just say you're right

first time, OK? Anyways. So four guesses left. Four guesses left, Tom. Let's go again. You want to go play me? I'm good. OK, come on. Oh, no condom. Let's do it, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that a clue?

Yeah, that's not a clue, but maybe. Just say there's tremendous consent between the two of these guys. I want to stress that, yeah. EastEnders. It's not EastEnders. It's not EastEnders. It's not Enders. Now you've got-

Let's go again. You've got three lifelines. Oh my God. Okay. This is what we like to see, guys. This is how we play. Let's get closer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You may want to go handheld on the mics. Otherwise you have to, you have to communicate it with words to us rather than just doing everything telepathically. I want to say love Island. That was just about the three guesses. You've got two more. You've also got three lifelines.

I'm going to take one more. I'll have a lifeline. It's a good idea, Tom. Use a lifeline. Make the noise, please. Ooo. Ooo. Okay. Can I have the word instead, please? I think it was on the borderline between noise and words. You didn't really let marinate on.

Okay, sorry. Spend a minute. You can hear the noise as many times as you like. Although obviously... I don't know if I can make that again. I'll be honest. Okay, okay, okay. Okay.

Did you just write it down? Make the noise again. I think Tom made a note of ooh, yep. Because you could forget it. How do you spell it that? Let me lubricate my throat before I do that. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Here we go. It's one of them, you know. Ooh! Yeah. Ooh. That. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. It's one of them. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was good. Master chef. No, no. No. Can you really see these two fall in love and then fall out a little bit? This souffle looks incredible. Let's try it. Ooh. That sounds nothing like either Greg Wallace or John Tarrose. Oh, don't watch this shit. There we go. Okay. You've got, I believe two more, two more guesses. One more guess.

Bloody hell. Got one more guess. My apologies. I think it's one more actually. Can I ask the producer to fuck off? You've got one more guess and two more lifelines. Right. Sorry, I got confused. I'll have the word of somebody on the show, please. Okay. The word can't be you. They can't. Okay. It's going to be like off, but it'll make sense. But you'll get it.

Okay, I'll get it then. Ears. Pfft. Hold on. Your word was your noise and your noise was your word. Listen, he hasn't played by your rules, Tom. And he certainly hasn't played by my rules. What?

You flip reversed it, man. You flip reversed it. Listen, unless the rules are set out by his mum, he's not playing by him. No, that came out wrong. Yeah. Oh, we know. We know. Yes. Yes. Oh!

Oh! Yeah. Yes! You got it. You got it. Downton Abbey. No. I'm so sorry. That's it. I'm afraid I'm going to throw it over to the other teams.

You have an idea of what it is. Oh, can we throw it back? Can I throw up? Yes. Yes. Do you want to ask the producers if they know what it is? Do you think you have an idea? Because you could still score a point. Can we use their lifeline for the clue?

Do you know what? Why not? What is going on here? That's a fucking podcast, it doesn't matter, alright? Spoken like your agent. Yes, who would you like to ask? Well, I should actually call her because it's been, it's been a while. Yeah. Who would you like to, who would you like to speak to? Gwyn or Emma? Oh, I know it now. Yeah. Yeah. Of course you do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can I guess now? No. Yeah. Go on. You can. What? Podcast doesn't matter. It's a podcast. It's the crown. It's the crown. It's correct.

It's the crown. Yes. So no. That's how they say yes. It is. You are bang on. They take ears instead of yes. What was the, what was the, ooh. That's the queen falling down. Oh, fair play. You know, you know. That's it. Fair play actually, fair play. Tom's not, that is the queen falling down. London Bridge is down guys, London Bridge is down. Ooh.

No spoilers because Tom's not seen the episode where she cast his own, so he doesn't, he doesn't realize. The final word was ooh. She still lives in here. Yeah. Finally, now we've got Ben. Can I get any points for that?

Nope. Fuck you, actually. Right. So finally, Ben, a man who has, let's face it, enough difficulty connecting with his own brain, let alone someone else's. Anya, you're trying to receive a signal from the planet Clarkie. This might be his thing. This could be his thing.

Clarkie, you've got your TV show. Anya, you've got five guesses, three lifelines. Let's play. Piercing. Piercing eyes. The Sopranos. No, not the Sopranos. Did you say the Sopranos there in your head?

Oh yeah, yes. That's why I... Oh, was that hard? Don't think about the Sopranos, Clarky. Never not thinking about the Sopranos. Well, you were thinking about your favourite character, weren't you? Magliato! Magliato!

Oh, my God! Oh, dear. We've got to get rid of Magliato! I can't have it coming from both sides. Okay, you've got four guesses left. You've got three lifelines. You can't do it telepathically. Okay, one sound please.

Yeah, you know what? That's good. That's good. Oh, so that sounded like a car crash, but we've already had the crown. Thank you for applauding that. I was too soon, man. Too soon. Too soon.

Storch Royalist these guys. So I'm in my car. I was too soon, man. Too soon. Too soon. Staunch royalist, these guys. So I'm in my car. That's no, not in the. Oh, it was a it was a good sound, actually. I think it was really good. Give it a. Yeah, give it my sound.

Give it. Yeah, you. You did it better than he did. Yeah. Top gear. It's not top gear. Fucking hell. It's not this game, man. I know. It's a hard game.

Did you guys think it was Top Gear? Can we keep playing this until we get it? Can we keep playing it until one of us gets it first time? No, Tom, no, no, Tom, Tom. Let's lock the doors and play this until real telepathy happens just once. Tom, this is why you never got booked on panel shows, because this is this attitude of, right, we're doing this. Yes, I'd lie to you, but with my mind.

Okay, do the noise again, Clarky, because it was really good. You don't have to, you know, like, you can let the noise play out. You stopped it kind of abruptly, but yeah. Was abrupt again. He stopped it abruptly. I mean, he plays by his own rules. I feel like, yeah, I felt like if I were to do longer, it would be... Okay. But I think that's, I think that's a great sound. I think it's a perfect sound to explain what this show is.

I just feel like I was so mean to him earlier on. I feel like I'm going to build his confidence back. I'm just a very good boy. Yeah. Okay. Another guess, please. I just got the same clue again. Yeah, you did. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Another guess, please. I just got the same clue again. Yeah, you did. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Sorry.

Yeah, yeah. Do you want to use another lifeline? I'd like a word. OK. OK, a word said by one of the people on the show, a word said by one of the people on the show, preferably in their voice, if you can muster it. Alien.

Alien! That's like, I mean, I've just, I've just thought of the word I should have done and fuck it up. I was like, I never watched it. Yeah, but you fucking know that, mate. You fucking know the word to do. Oh, okay. Okay. Jesus.

Honestly, no one here is madder at me than me right now. Aliens. Okay, so you've got alien, you've got the woo woo. Can someone in the audience send it to me telepathically? Yeah, I tell you, if everyone who thinks they know it, and most of you do, just start sending it over to Anya. Can we steal? No.

No. Tom, there's so many rules and you try to break every single one of them. Can we steal? You can't steal. No. Can we steal? No. Can we steal?

Tom, the answer is still no. Okay. You have, I believe, two more guesses. One more guess. Two more guesses, two more guesses. One more guess. Two more guesses, two more lifelines. Who is this guy? Wait, hang on, no, no, because you've guessed, you've guessed, what is your guess first? You did top, what did you do?

You did top, no, you did guess. We did the noise, we did the guess, and we did the words, so we've done three. You've done three guesses, yes, you've got two guesses left. You used a guess? What was the guess? Wind in the willows. Great guess. Good. Love that. Yeah. Love that. Yeah.

Alien. Maybe that's what they would think a fox is or something. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. You didn't do the right word. I know You didn't do the right word. I know I didn't do the right word, but it's not that wrong. I need the final clue.

OK. Well, that's going to come from... That's going to come from either Gwyn or Emma. That's your final lifeline. Either Gwyn or Emma. Emma? Phone box. Doctor Who? Doctor Who is the correct answer.

Obviously Exterminate. Obviously Exterminate! What the fuck is wrong with me? Jesus Christ! What was the sound? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I've been writing to him, the mass singer, it's the mass singer. I wish I'd let you steal now. I was like, one of the characters might be an alien. And maybe the noise Joel Dom it makes when they take off a mask. I don't know. Yeah. He's been known to make that noise as the person in his ear says, it's Alan Johnson.

Former home secretary, Alan Johnson, Joel. Who's that? So at the end of that round. Alan Johnston tomato. At the end of that round, Producer Gwyn. I can't wait for this break. Well, don't interrupt me. You get to it. At the end of that round, producer Gwyn, tell us the scores using only telepathy. Bloody hell. Cheers Gwyn. Thank you.

Obviously, I've got that. But for the rest of those not so cosmetically linked to Gwyn, let's have some words instead. Tom and Michael have six. Ben and Anya have ten. Yes! Oh, so Ben and Anya are in the lead, but Tom and Michael are not yet. Garden Pathetic, they've done everything to play for me. Come back for part two. See you in a bit.

Yay! Welcome back to Flat Shed Slam Down. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

Oi, oi, oi, before the break, Anya and Ben were in the lead. The scores haven't moved and neither have I from under this huge pile of leaves. Oh, no. That's right. Jack, we all remember that. Of course we do, sir. You do remember it. Of course you remember it.

Jack White famously said, Dead leaves in the dirty ground when I know you're not around. But I'll tell you what is around. Round two is flat games. Woo! Games! Let's play together. Games!

Let's play forever. Roll the dice. Spin that thing. Put that there. Do as you're told. Games! If you lose, you get nothing. Games!

If you win, you get gold. Games! If you win you get gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Listen to that! It warms the heart, Tom. Now do it with telepathy. Gold! Gold! Gold! Wow, that was really good. Who said silver?

Who fucking said... Very good. Very good. So it is, of course... Strong. Okay, stop now, stop now. Easy. You're bombarding him.

You're air dropping Tom's brain. This week we're playing our version of Queenie Eye Queenie Eye Who's Got the Ballie Eye, which we're calling Queen of Pop Queen of Pop Who's Got the Ballie Op. Now Tom you... And there's nothing wrong with that actually. Tom, that's lovely, strong stuff. Correct me if I'm wrong, you recently had the Bollyop, didn't you? I did, actually.

And they made me send off a second pot. Oh, really? That's how virile you are. They want a second pot for testing. Now, Tom's had the snip. Because, you know what? We can't have them roaming around. Too fertile.

Too fertile. He's way too fertile. Half the audience are yours. If you sighed half of them are yours. But too damn fertile. You can't keep up with the payment. I sent off my first sample but then they said there were some stragglers who didn't know the war was over. Some parry boys. Those strong parry boys still fighting the fights. Strong lads, strong swimmers. Adam Peaty. I imagine Adam Peaty, my swimmers. They certainly smell Peaty, yeah. From sharing a room with you. Yeah, so I'll let you know how that goes. Thank you very much. There's a poor dude at the window. He has a white coat and he's got this horrific look Yeah, so I'll let you know how that goes. Thank you very much.

There's a poor dude at the window. He has a white coat and he's got this horrific look in his eyes. Oh, is it? No, Tom, Tom, Tom. It's morning every morning. It's just guys handing him pots of jizz. Tom, Tom, that's it. Put the lid on it, mate.

Tom, I hate to say it, that's the ice cream man. Oh no! It's the whippies! He plays that little song, get out of your run. Pavlovian, it is Pavlovian. Well, if you whip it enough, it looks like one. So it's lovely, good, strong stuff for the Pappies boys today. So. It's clean, that's the thing. The thing about it, no one can be offended by that. Can they? It's just a bloke. I'll tell you what, I wasn't clean. My sample.

That's why I had to give a second part. I'll keep you posted. I will keep you posted. By the way, if you join the top tier of our Patreon, he will post them to you as well. And a t-shirt. No one's getting those t-shirts. So we're calling it Queen of Pop, Queen of Pop, Who's Got the Ballie Up? And a t-shirt. No one's getting those t-shirts. So we're calling it Queen of Pop, Queen of Pop, who's got the bally up.

And I would like each team... We are still calling it that. We're still calling it that. We've not changed our mind because of your reaction. I would like each team to sing about a type of ball to a classic tune from one of the queens of pop music. We're talking Sonja, we're talking the Reynolds Girls, we're talking Vera Lynn. You know who we're talking about here.

The big three. The big three. queens of pop music. We're talking Sonya, we're talking the Renault girls, we're talking Vera Lynn. You know who we're talking about here. The big three. The big three. Their teammates, their teammate must correctly guess the ball they are singing about. There's one point for a correct guess, but there's a huge 10 point... Michael's left. Is that enough? I've never seen someone duck and roll out of a venue quicker. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm working on my third sample as we speak, man. It came out on a surfboard. It was unbelievable. There's one point for a correct answer, 10 points for performance.

So I really want you to go balls to the wall. We'll start with our very own Night Devo with a nasty fever is, of course, Ben After Dark Clark. Ben, you are kicking us off with Material Girl by Madonna. But Anya, what ball? Hahaha. Yeah, he loves it. He loves it. He loves it.

Anya, what ball is Ben singing about? DJ Gwyn, will you spin? Hahaha. I'm up. He's up. Here we go. Okay. Actually, it's quite a long intro. I'll go back down again. He's dumped and rolled out the venues. I'm up. He's back up. Now back up. It's a long intro. It's a long intro, it's a long intro. Oh yeah, okay. Haven't thought about words at all. When you are in your own house

and you've got a rusty hook. Oh! Whoa! You look at it and you think, what the actual fuck? Oh! Then you think, well, I need jazz chairs so I'll go to the shop but then you see it sparkly it away and then you just think stop because I have bought

this one reflexive ball I have stuck it on a hook. Oh, yeah I have bought this wall. Yes, but it's not made of mirrors actually. It's the other kind And you just turned to me in a panic you went is he doing the whole song Surely not the whole song. He's done the whole song in the past If you don't stop him, he just goes. That's not above it. No, listen. Okay. Well, so first of all, what do you think? Is it one of Tom's ball? It is one of his.

It's the spare one. Disco ball. It's a disco ball, he's correct. Yes. We're back on. Who could have predicted? Who could have predicted torn from the pages of your own real life, Anya?

But we've got to give Clarky some performance points. And do you know what? It was strong stuff, wasn't it? It was. It was really, really strong stuff. Later Madonna-esque, I'd say. I'm going to give you... I'm going to give you nine out of ten.

It was a fantastic performance. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. The bar is high. The bar is high. The bar is high and I'm moving on. Blondie. Next up is Michael. Your song is Shaken Off by Taylor. I'll endorse Kamala Harris, but the DMs we've sent ask you to come on our podcast. Go on Red Swift.

But Tom, what's Michael's ball? Spoiler alert, it's not my football. I can tell you now It's not my house a missed opportunity DJ Gwyneth will you spin it? Mmm I'm gonna go where I want to go. Oh, yeah, you go. Yeah, I'm thinking about a pool So I'm trying to stool I'm trying to make it right I'm not rapping on time

You're looking at my He's gone to aathy. We use it like this. Are we doing the noise again? Yes. Now I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it.

I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. Okay, just the girls now. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it.

Everyone in between. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. Everyone in between. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. Oh my god. What the fuck was that? Michael, superb performance there.

Wowee. Now, I forgot to tell you, you can use words. I forgot to tell you. In this round, words are allowed, Michael. Is it the crown? I forgot the point of a game after a while. Oh no, no. You found a brand new point that was better than the actual point.

Don't do yourself short. Did you get anything from this? Which is what Tom's been saying to this, the lab, isn't it? Do you get anything from that? Any stragglers get through that time? Any idea of what it is? I'll tell you now, I've got it written down and I've still got no clue. Is it the Met Gala ball? It's not the Met Gala ball, I'm afraid not.

I'll throw it over to the other team. It's not a lovely delicious dough ball from Pizza Express. Michael, put us out of our misery. What kind of ball was it? And the audience, I mean, actually, the audience must know what it is, right? It's an eyeball, of course it is. It's an eyeball, of course. Can I tell you now, you've been listening

to too many episodes. The fact that you got that so quickly is a problem for you guys, literally. It's an eyeball, obviously. I had to make it rhyme, I couldn't. Oh, it rhymes, yeah, because, it rhymes with I couldn't. Oh, it rhymes? Yeah, because, uh, rhymes are here, you know? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, they're making... What was it? Was it eyeball?

It was eyeball, guys. Of course it was eyeball. And you had to make it rhyme. I don't know how I could have done that better. I don't know. Listen, they knew the words. They were insane. They knew it. They knew it. You couldn't forget it.

Do you know what? That was an absolute banger. There's no denying it. I'm giving you 10 out of 10 because I loved it. That's impossible to follow. It's hard to follow, but not impossible, Anya. It's not impossible. So that was, of course, the...

Oh, I don't know who did it. You don't know who that is? Yeah, okay. Give us one second while I talk to a young person for a bit. Oh boy. It's not, it's not gonna be... It's not gonna be... Oh no, make it.

Oh no, oh no, make it. And then I had to make it. And then I had to make it. And then I had to make it. And then I had to make it. And then I had to make it. And then I had to make it. And then I had to make it.

And then I had to make it. And then I had to make it. And then I had to make it. And then I had to make it. And then I had to make it. And then I had to make it. And then I had to make it. Oh boy. It's not, it's not gonna be shit. It's not gonna be... Erda Erda Erda make it Erda Erda Erda Erda make it Erda Erda Erda Erda make it Erda Erda Erda Erda make it That's a hit, that's a hit, that's a hit.

Okay, okay. Wow. Alexander Graham Ball, there we go. He invented the telephone and we were all there on the first day. Okay, so Anya, you've got the Queen Bee herself, it's Beyonce. You didn't know who Beyonce was? I know, unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Gosh, so young. It's Beyonce and her song Halo, all about her favourite computer game, but tonight it's about... Oh my god. computer game but tonight it's about it's about a ball tonight but what ball that is for Clarky to work out DJ Gwyn Davies drive us all crazies I need someone to tell me when to stop I I think Gwyn will help you there. I can't see it. Oh, okay. Okay, here we go guys. You're gonna make it, you're gonna make it. Oh, can I do that one? Yeah, you can. Remember those olden times?

This lady is from there. She likes to be on the TV. I think she probably has some hair. She's on BBC Two, on the radio and the TV. Her verse name sounds like Zeus, but with the letter E. Yeah! There is better baby. I didn't know I was going to shut you out. No, I'm just singing Halo. Everywhere I'm looking now, I'm surrounded by your embrace Maybe I can see a halo

Know your mass save it great Hosting strictly come dancing Really really nice lady. I don't know anything more about her. Her name is Zoe You know what? Absolutely superb. That is how we play. And you're back to the on everybody. That is how we play. Okay, that's good stuff.

There's still a chance Clarky won't get it. Clarky over there with your sonic screwdriver. It's Zoe Tomato. Clarky over there with your sonic screwdriver. It's Zoe Tomato. Who was that? Zoe Ball. It was Zoe Ball. Wow. Okay, it was Zoe Ball. Of course it was Zoe Ball, but what are we getting? I mean, do you know what?

Considering that a mere few seconds before you had no idea who you were singing about, I've got to give you 10 out of 10 there. It was a fantastic, fantastic rendition. Easy. Easy, easy, easy. Okay, so Tom, after that slightly downbeat song, let's get up and moving with a bit of Whitney Houston. I would like you to sing, I Want To Dance With Somebody about some ballie.

Now Michael, keep your ear on the ball. DJ Gwyn Rhys Davis, will you spin Police Baby? Woo! Too soon? Too soon. Woo! Will you spin police baby? Is this the crowd? Queens fallen down No? No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Woo! Yep, good.

Do-do-do-do-do. Some. Someone smuggled some booze in and they're hiding in the corner. We've got hoodies with our names on the back and we really really wanna talk about where we're going next and what we'll do in the summer then we'll send a text and at the end of the night, we'll feel all right. Oh, so goodbye to everybody. I'm going away, everybody. Yeah, we love our teachers, everybody. We're going to university, yeah.

Woo! Beautiful stuff. University! Yeah! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Beautiful stuff. Beautiful stuff. It's like Whitney Houston sucked by Ric Flair. That's the only time I've ever seen a mug drop happen out of his feet.

Flair, it's going on the poster. Yeah, just giving up. Giving up. That, that, the clue was in that. That was good. That was good. That's fine. Michael, you have got a fucking nerve. But yes, the clue was the clue is right there. Any idea what kind of ball Tom was singing about? Like a, you said university? Oh, yeah, he said university. Yeah, yeah. So I mentioned it.

So like a, like a, like a ball ball. Like a, like a. I can't accept ball ball. It is, it is, yeah, I mean you're. I didn't say Christmas tree. Like a, like a gala, like a, like an event type ball, no? Yeah, you're, you're, you're knocking on the door a bit, but I'm gonna have to ask you to be a tiny bit more specific. Freshest ball? Is that a thing?

It's a little bit late, I'm gonna throw it over. Leavers ball? It was the sixth form leavers ball! Oh, listen to that. Yeah, no one's happy with that. Really underwhelming, that one. Tom, can I? Listen to that. Tom, so you talked

about a few different things from the Leavers Ball, the experience of the Leavers Ball. Obviously, famously, you send a text. You've got to do the text. You remember it back in the day. You send... Do you not send a text from your Leavers Ball? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You whip up... I'm leaving. Sent. Sent. Could bike her all world. And that was back in our day, that was 5p, right? You had to fact that it's budget. Tuck's higher as part of it. I need to get back and watch Tommy Ball and the Telly. And also, the classic line that

everyone would say is, we love our teachers. Yeah. Because for Tom, it wasn't saying goodbye to his friends. He didn't have any of those. It was the dinner ladies. It was the... They signed my shirt. This is genuinely true. You were better mates with the teachers weren't you? Come on guys, it's a great night to celebrate our teachers. No don't bring in the alcohol, the teachers wouldn't like it. It's like that really was your Leavis Paul wasn't it? We love our teachers there. We did love our teachers. Of course you did. They were great. They were great teachers and for that I'm going to give you a whopping 11 out of 10. It was a fantastic...

Because it was so evocative. It feels like charity. It reminded me how much I loved my teachers as well. So at the end of that round, Producer Gwyn, give us those scores to the tune of I Wanna Dance With Somebody. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Beef Brothers! If you've got a problem, call it a beef. If you've got a beef, maybe we can help you beef from a sorting iron beef. Yes indeed, it's Beef Brothers where each week we ask our panelists to sort out a flat share based beef. And today's one comes from, well actually it comes from two people. Because Danny, who is in the audience, Danny are you there? Yes, hello. Hello Danny. Danny Danny, are you there? Yes. Hello. Hello, Danny. Danny writes, my housemate and new wife. Congratulations.

My wife and I. Refuses refuses to throw away tissues after she's blown. Sorry, Ben. What was that? He threw it. He threw it. He threw in a borat. Don't be shy. There was a drive by borats. Do it. Do it properly or not at all. It it's a good impression man, it's a good impression. Not many people can do it, that's the thing. Yeah. Of course if you're playing the first round you can either do my or wife.

You can't do them both. Can't do them both, that's too much of a clue. Extaminate. Okay, anyway, Danny is here. He says, my housemate and new wife refuses to throw away two of my Okay, anyway, Danny is here. He says, my housemate and new wife refuses to throw away tissues after she's blown her nose into them and she claims she's saving them for later. She's shocked that I throw away tissues after a single nose blow and is now asking that

I pay for the extra tissues that I use. What? However, this goes further, right? Because Taz has given us this and said, my husband Danny is writing a beef about my tissue use. I already emailed in with my counter beef. What? Yeah.

What? And why he's wrong. I tried to be preemptive, so I checked our emails and she's not wrong. It's right here. Here we go So this is this is we've never had this before Yeah, three days of beat. Three days before she's like, I know this is gonna happen And Taz is here. I know this is going to happen. Yeah

She says I'm writing it with a pre-emptive beef before my husband does. We're coming to the to the Phoenix from Southsea on Monday. I don't know Southsea on Monday, sounds lovely. It's better than Southsea on Tuesday. For our very first live Papi's performance, my husband threatened to write in. It's always great to have a threat before your first Papi's. So I'm hoping he's not got there before me. I'm expecting his beef to focus on how I leave my tissues lying around the house. However, my beef is about its inefficient, wasteful and flagrantly extravagant tissue consumption. Yes!

I like this already. This is good. Yes, it's true. I'm known to occasionally leave a partially used tissue. That's good. That's in italics as well it should be partially used tissue for future use and my new husband Danny hates it to clarify it's nothing ever gross well that's in the eye of it and never left anywhere in his way a handbag my sofa side etc what What absolutely makes my piss boil is this lavish one blow into the bin approach.

I probably get four to five nose blows out of each tissue. He gets one. 45! Brim full of ash. Ask your parents, Anya. So he's using up to five times as many tissues as me. The boxes we buy have 48 tissues in. So for one box, he's using 40 tissues to my eight.

If I buy a box a week over a year, that's a whopping 2,080 tissues to my 416. If that's one pound a box every week for the rest of our lives, I've estimated another 50 years. Good luck to you both. I give him eight. I give it half an hour. I give him eight socks. We'd be spending basically two and a half grand on tissues, 2,600 pounds on tissues. Should he owe me 2,167 pounds for his cut of his ridiculous rate of tissue consumption?

Please help Beef Brothers. We've been married just over two weeks. Ah! Wow. And I'm not sure if I should be hiring a divorce lawyer already. Well, I can recommend one. He's from the Deep South. Ladies and gentlemen, have to do it. Cheers, everyone, by Taz. Now this is some strong meat here, right?

We've got them, you're both in the room, Danny and Taz. Now Ben- Honeymoon. This is the honeymoon. What a honeymoon. Ben and Anya, you are on Danny's side. Okay. One blow and into the bin.

Tom and Michael, you- Oh, he's blowing, oh. Bl blow and into the bin. Tom and Michael you... Oh he's blowing? Oh! Blowing in just his nose. Yeah. Yeah. Very different. Very different. One blow and into the bin is my motto when I'm giving a sample. Tom and Michael you are on Taz's side but we've got a lot of information already. Let's start with Taz actually. Any questions for Taz? In fact, or Danny, any questions you'd like to ask? But let's start with Taz.

How big are your noses? Yeah, good question. To be fair, our future children are going to look like the elephant man. He wasn't the elephant magazine, a big nose. You're thinking of an elephant. They should make a movie about this big schnoz motherfucker. This is the worst Marvel film I've ever seen. But yes, I get your point.

You've both got absolutely massive hooters. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Were you drawn to each other? Were you in a sort of special group playing those flutes together? Is that an app? Special app? How big are your tissues? Two ply? I regret the question. I resent the question. Carry on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quite right too. Any questions from this side here? How did your previous relationships end? Wow.

Well, Taz sneezed and killed him. Amicably. I said in the least amicable... Amicably. Amicably. Amicable. Amicable. Next question. Oh boy. Any other questions?

I mean, there's a lot of information here already. There's so much. So Taz, is this like a family thing? Is that how you grew up? Or is this something you've kind of developed by yourself? This tissue? I think it's after like all these years of Tory leadership. I'm trying to

save money trying to save the planet. If in doubt, bring in the Tories. What do you do? What's your job? You might have guessed from the email. I'm a business analyst. Yeah. Yeah. I thought for the government. Danny, what do you do? I'm a content designer for a university. What does that entail? What content are you designing? Where the chairs should go? Because I know you've got some ideas. You don't need them.

Yeah, yeah. What kind of content do you design? You're doing their web stuff. Yeah, website stuff. Yeah. Sounds cool. Sounds cool. Yeah. Yeah. How did I do? I styled that one out all right. Didn't I? Yeah. Yeah. Any other questions for now? Remember, of course, Ben and Anya, you're on Danny's side. Tom and Michael, you're on Taz's side. Any other questions?

I've got one. Is it like dot com or is it dot org? It's dot com dot UK. Oh, lovely. Clarky, they still won't let you in. Does this behaviour manifest itself in other aspects of the house? Great question. Danny being very wasteful and you being very kind of... Frugal, I think. Frugal, I was gonna say conservative, but I mean frugal, yes.

Yeah. I don't know. No, I'm not a very wasteful person. I mean, entirely disagree. Yes. I mean, the maths. Right. This is what we like. The maths stands for themselves, right?

I mean... Yeah, absolutely. He's making it rain every day with balsam. Honestly. Have you been keeping stats on him since you started going out? Pretty much, yeah. Amazing. Amazing.

Do you like that, Danny? I don't hate it. Yeah? Amazing. Amazing. Do you like that Danny? I don't hate it. Yeah. Someone needs to keep you in check mate. Absolutely. Absolutely. How often are you getting ill? Great question. It's surprisingly I'm the one that doesn't get ill. Oh yeah. You just infect everyone else. I would say I'm definitely the iller of the two on a more frequent basis. You're the illest man.

Danny, you're such a catch. Yes, I do design websites for a living, but in my defense, I do get ill very often. Well, I think that's plenty enough information for our teams to make their cases. So without further ado, Anya, you're going to be opening the case for the prosecution. Now remind me again, has anyone said your surname? Anya Magliano to begin the case for the prosecution, your minute begins now. Okay. Okay. Strong opening. Yeah.

I think we need to take a step back and think of what these things symbolize. Right? What would you think if you saw a woman returning? And I say this as a woman to woman. Wait, whose team am I on? Yeah. You're on Danny's team. Okay. Woman to man. Hey, come on, it's 2024.

Okay, but if you think about it, a woman returning to something that is dirty, to something that is laden with bacteria, to something that is toxic, I'm not sure we should be encouraging any sort of behavior that could lead a woman to returning to something that is bad for her. I think we need to be bringing up our woman to use fresh... Sorry, bringing up our woman? Yeah, she's our woman. Yeah, okay, great. You know, it takes a village to raise a child. It takes a podcast audience to

raise a wife. It's not so much about me being on Danny's side, but as much as me wanting a better life for the lady. How have you done this? And have you got anything else down? Have you got anything else down? Yes, I just, I hope you do. Because you can't end with better life for the lady. I wrote down she should use a new tissue.

Very strong, very strong closing argument there from Maggie Magliano. Yeah, I imagined it. Just slightly break the protocol and ask you, Chas, have you thought of using a new tissue? I mean, if anyone wants to chip in to buy some more. That's a very good point. There we go. We're back onto it. Okay. So Tom and Michael, you're on Taz's side.

Michael, you're going to begin the case. You have a minute to begin the case. Everything to play for. Your minute begins now. You know, I grew up in a world where... I grew up in a world as well. What a coincidence. Yeah, I know, I do.

Your observation of stuff's on point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We used to keep our tissues under our jumpers, you know, you remember? Oh, yeah, yeah, down the sleeve, down the sleeve. We were a better country back then, I think. I mean... LAUGHTER CHEERING

APPLAUSE LAUGHTER We were more durable, you know what I mean? It was like, you know, remember the war picture with the lady with the strong arm? That's the kind of thing we need to get back to. You know what I mean? Let's put tissues under our... The world's most unlikely reform members. This is...

Sorry? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Clean our noses, clean our streets. You know what I mean? I'm just...

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just think I like that mentality of like, let's use and use again.

You know, there's too much waste going on in this world. You know what I mean? A tissue has what? going on in this world. You know what I mean? A tissue has what? Maybe four or five uses. You know what I mean? My roommate also has issues with my paper usage. You know what I mean? I'm just going, let's keep recycling.

I'm of that mentality. I don't know. I'm ready. Very strong from Michael Llewaly there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Danny and Taz, we're at the halfway point of the argument here. How are you guys feeling? Taz, Danny, how are you feeling? I'm quietly optimistic. I might have to look into how much we spend on Patreon each month. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, It usually does. The t-shirts in the post. What tier are you on at the moment currently, Danny? Go on, you can admit this now.

Yes. What tier are you on at the moment, Danny? The correct one. Can't argue with that. So, Clarky, you're going to continue the case for the prosecution. I feel like there's so much riding on this. So much riding on this. This is my last revenue stream.

Yeah, absolutely. Think about it. I can't lose at one patron. Yeah. It's either a lot of tissues for Danny. Yeah. Some tissues for Taz or no tissues for Clarky. So this is what this is what we're playing for the moment. So think about it, guys. Think about it.

You have one minute and your minute begins now. Oh, well. Oh, well. Come on. We all know, don't we? You can't fucking re-blow on a tissue. It's absolute insanity. Like, just, what are you, a fucking Wumble? Live a little. Again, Anja.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes. Grandparents this time, I think. No, Dad. You've gotta live a little. I'm sorry for your loss. Splash out. Enjoy yourself. Live, laugh, blow.

Dance like nobody's watching you blow your nose. Fucking hell. Fucking hell is right, Clarke. Fucking hell is right. You've got 10 more seconds if you want them. Oh, I don't want them. Okay. Oh dear. What do you mean oh dear?

You can't say oh dear. Very strong work from the prosecution there. Unfortunately, the prosecution is now closed. All that remains is for the defense to conclude their arguments. Now, Tom, I've got to ask you, Tom. Yes. Are you going to be doing, are you going to be summing up as yourself to the defense? I'm going to be doing a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little

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probably shop in the department store. What, seven different shops in one shop? I'm confused. No, around here we simple fault. We buy our bread where we buy our bread. Now... It's the old motto, isn't it? We buy our bread, we buy our bread. We buy our bread where we buy our bread.

We sometimes tuck our bread rolls up our sleeves. You know what I'm saying. The good old days. Now, I don't know if you ever tried I'm saying, the good old days. Now I don't know if you ever tried to tie a nappy onto a fox. But I'm gonna tell you a story that'll make you think why. You probably know, you probably remember the tale there. Farmer Sam, Farmer Sam the Farmer's Man.

That's what they called him. He wasn't great with mothers, but he was great with two mothers. Farmer Sam, Farmer Sam, he kept a fox on his damn day. Long there and then one day his wife, well she lost her hand. Cut a long story short, the fox there bit off her hand. It's the story, yeah.

Crucial detail, still wearing her wedding ring. Seven carat, $30. Real gold. Farmer Sam there, he's a thinking man. He thinks that ring's gotta come out of one direction. And I ain't talking about the band. All through the months, September, October, the rest of the months, you know those.

January still, February later, he's tying a nappy onto that fox and every morning he's returning and he's sifting. He's sifting for gold. And if y'all seen a fox's shit, you'll know it ain't as sweet as the bakery sells. Anyway, I'm gonna nip this one in the bud I'm gonna nip this one in the bud by returning to something that is disgusting maybe he tried to

find his wife's ring he didn't he didn't he didn. His wife has died by the way. She bled out in the night. He was a troubled man. It was a troubled time. He was dealing with the grief I think is why he was tying a napkin to a fox. Anyway, he went away in the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cherish your love while you got it, I suppose.

To the married couple there, ladies and gentlemen, the defense risks, Joanna, the defense risks. And the couple. Ooh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

You know what, Fanshawe, you were bang on. That was a story that made me think why. It is. And now, I can't make the decision decision myself as I'm still buried under all these leaves you remember sir. So instead, he's with me, instead I call upon our live Phoenix audience, if you think that Danny and therefore Anya and Ben are in the right, I would like you to applaud now. You backed out of it.

Yeah, the guy in the front row was like us. You may have said, oh, no, apparently no one. Fair enough. The mob has spoken. I mean, it hurts when daddy doesn't even clap. So if you think that Michael and Fanshawe and therefore Taz made the best case, please applaud now. Reinfection. I would have loved it if that was silent as well. That would have really paid off.

So well firstly, congratulations Taz. How do you feel? It's justice. It is justice. Danny, how are you feeling? A bit sniffly, mate? I'll email next month about the toilet roll usage. She's not... How? No.

Wait. No. Hold on. No. Surely not. We'll see you next month. Okay. Big round of applause. Of course for Danny and Tasman. Beautiful. We have just one more round before we discover who's going to make like a leaf and sweep. But before that, I'm going to hibernate under these lovely leaves. You remember, sir, of course you

do. While you enjoy the long musical winter that is the quick fire round jingle this is the quick fire round It's a round that goes really quickly Which is why it's always so amusing That it has a long introduction Ooh, I just got it! It has a long introduction Though that round, well well it goes quick but this introduction oh it's a long one although I will say this the older that you get the faster things go by Ooh, that's very true Take this year for instance It's already autumn

How did that happen? Just a minute ago it was January And in January you'd say things like I've got the whole year ahead of me Get out that rowing machine That I've just bought on Gumtree then it's suddenly February and you're saying things like oh my gosh it's February I'd better write myself a Valentine's card yes we all said that To question mark from question mark

Who's it for and who's it from? Oof and blink your eyes It's March! I'm gonna make myself a pancake Not because it's pancake day Just because I fancy one It doesn't have to be a pancake day Ooh, I always forget that To eat a pancake

Oh no, I'm dying, haha, April 4th Every month? That's right, suddenly it's April You've got a spring in your step And talking of spring, it's May already And you're trying to cash a check Are you sure? But you can't, it's a bank holiday In May it's always a bank holiday.

And then, what? I can't believe it's June already. It's far too warm to use that rowing machine. I'll do my rowing outside. Are you rowing or not? In a real boat, mate. Oh. In a boat I bought on Gumtree. Then, what happened?

What? July flew by in August. And now it's time for the six weeks holidays. They used to feel like a lifetime Ooh, it really did And now they feel like a long weekend I didn't have any time for my boat In fact it's September

It's starting to get a bit chilly. And all the works ran out so I've had to flog my boat and also my rowing machine. You'll have to walk gently down the street. Does anyone want to buy a rowing machine? It's literally been used twice anyway if you want to get in touch with me on Gumtree parry underscore tom forward slash nautical goods get in touch like Gumtree But hurry up because this year will soon be round, the quick fire round.

Happy New Year! Yes, it's the quick fire round. And as our show is all about the garden path, I'm going to ask our panelists to emulate the paving and get a little bit crazy. I'm going to ask you a series of questions and I want you to give your answers in increasingly crazy voices, okay? So word of advice, work your way up to insanity. Don't go full Bobcat Goldthwait on question one.

Anya don't even bother with that one. I'm so lost. Instead of buzzers, I'd like to hear you shout out your first names. Ben, it's Ben by the way. Just for you. Okay, so Ben and Anya, let's hear yours. Ben. Ben.

We've got you! Yes! Now that is a team that's well connected. They've fused names. Ben and Baben. Tom and Michael, let's hear yours. Tom, gorgeous. Tom and Michael, let's hear yours. Michael.

Tom. There we go. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Okay, so we're getting increasingly crazy over a handful of questions here. Here we go. Who had a 2006 hit with this song? Does that make me crazy?

Jesper Ben. Niles Barkley. Niles Barkley is correct. What was Stuart Pierce's... Went a bit strong on your first one there. What was Stuart Pierce's... Went a bit strong on your first one there. What was Stuart Pierce's nickname? Tom. Tom.

Say who? Okay. You've got to go bigger than Tom, he's gone quite... You've leapt quite high up, I'd say. Was that too much? Yeah, well, we'll find out, won't we, when we get to Question 37. Which TV show featured Don Draper as a madman? Tom.

Tom. Madman? Tom. Madman. That's correct. It's the same voice. American. Yeah, but it's certainly crazy. That was more. American hip hop group Cypress Hill had a hit with the song Insane in the Bad Blind.

Please had that be the wrong answer. It's the correct answer, but we're on question four, Tom. So you're fine, but you're making it hard for everyone else. Do you just have to go more mad than your previous one? More mad than the previous one, yeah. This is a problem. Here we go. Once again, Tom's made the show a problem.

Speaking of Cypress Hill, what nickname with the initials WB do I still use to describe cannabis? Beb. Ben. Wacky, wacky. Is correct. Which reality TV show starring a heavy metal singer and his family used the song crazy train?

Tom. The Aspons. Is correct. Okay, okay. Complete the humorous poster slogan. You don't have to be, and we're on question seven. You don't have to be mad here. Tom.

To work here, but. But it helps. Is correct. Everyone's just doing an elephant man impression. Exactly, just to make Danny and Taz feel at home. Oops. Is correct. Everyone's just doing an elephant man impression. That's what it sounds like. Exactly, just to make Danny and Taz feel at home. Journalist John Ronson wrote a book called The What Test. Ben.

Ben. The Psycho Puss. He drowning. Is correct. Queen of Pop Beyonce had a hit with her husband in 2003. What was it called? Michael. Michael.

Crazy in love. Do you know what? You just sound like you're on Capitol. If you don't get drive time after that, there is no justice in this world on what on what 80s tv show would you have met howling mad murder tom tom the other team i hate this yeah this was your idea mate i hate it i hate it we've got to stop writing the show on WhatsApp. We need more scrutiny.

What is the name of the most recent release in 2024 movie from the Mad Max franchise? Well, Ben. Ben? Furiosa. A Mad Max saga is is absolutely correct, yeah. Which lunatic amphibian enjoyed not just a pop career, but great success as a ringtone in the early to mid... Ben! Crazy Frog!

Oh no. Is the answer Coronation Street? Crazy Frog! Crazy Frog is correct. Which fringe political party was created by the Screaming Lord Such and ran last year on the policy of sending all MPs who misbehaved to... Yes. The Monster Amy Looney Party! Is correct. Name the...

How many points are left? How many points are left? 103? Now this is the final question guys, so really go for it. Name the band fronted by Suggs who had hits with My Girl and House of Fun. I just don't know it. Wish I did. I actually don't know it. Wish I did. I actually don't. Oh, yeah, no, of course. Anya.

I don't want to do it. Go on, Anya. What is it? So. Yeah, the mime is good, but you've got to do the voice as well for the listener at home. Madness. Yeah, absolutely.

You're on breakfast, he's on drive time. It's a great station. That's the end of the round. Oh dear. Why not me and Ben on the radio? They both got on the radio. We didn't get on the radio. It's a story of our career, mate.

That is the end of the round. So before we hear the final scores, Anya, Michael, anything to plug? Are you performing around? Are you touring? Any of that kind of stuff? Anya? Yes. Fantastic. Where can people find you if they want to see you on tour? I'm going on tour around, to the country. To which countries?

Yes. England and Ireland. Yes. And Scotland. Not Wales actually. What a snub. What a snub. I'm doing Soho Theatre in London in October and then all the other places in January to

March. You can find the information on my website, annumagliana.com. Clarke you wouldn never find that. We'll have to put a link in the show notes and even then he'll struggle. Can I just say that Annia has been doodling and she doodled a little house and she wrote Pappi's on it and then drew us three in the house and then drew the quickfire round, set that house on fire. And honestly I can't blame her. Three little pigs are podcasting. I'm processing the evening. Yeah, you have to. You have to. Michael, where can people see you? Are you on tour? Are you in a crazy voice?

Live! Yeah, I'm going on tour. I'll be at the comedy store in November. So you can find my tickets on my Instagram, Michael of the Wale Comedy. Yeah, all that stuff's there. Fantastic, fantastic. Yes. Highly, highly recommended going and seeing Anya or Michael or both. Thanks to all of you for watching. As always, check out our Patreon.

You know, obviously Danny can tell you. You've just gone on the right tier, guys. Patreon.com forward slash public's flat share, like, rate, subscribe, review the podcast or recommend the podcast to all of your friends. Of course, if anyone wants to stick around, stick around, we're here tomorrow. Don't stick around, guys. Go home, come back. That's the way up. That's where we're doing it. Sort of. But yes, we've got more shows coming up in this venue.

So, and we're also at the Cheerful Earful as well in Bedford in Ballum in October. It's a lovely pub. It's a gorgeous festival. It's a gorgeous pub. So, producer Gwyn, let's hear the final scores. Very exciting. In a crazy voice, mate. Or not. Give us a crazy, go on give us your craziest voice. Oh I'd rather die. That's the worst. That's the fucking worst. I'm not doing it. That's ruin the evening for you. Yeah you like it. It's horrible. It's not fun.

It's horrible. It's not fun. But go on, Gwyn, give us, come on. Let's get a bit crazy up in here. Come on, let's do it. Come on, you've already got a well-tracked, and that's quite a crazy voice. Certainly put Anya off.

And Tom and Michael have 35. And Ben and Anya have 44. Yes, so Tom and Michael are sweeping the garden path. While Anya and Ben are having a run in the leaves with me. Thanks to our guests, Anya Magliano and Michael Onowale. We've been Pappy, see you next time on Flat Shares Slamdown! Pappy's Flat Shares Slamdown, featured Matthew Crosby, Dan Clark and Tom Pally.

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Here we are, and here we are. That was a good one, wasn't it? It was a good one. Lovely time. Beautiful stuff from Aglia. Agnia, sorry,lia and yeah sorry I'm gonna try and say I got your Magliato oh man hopefully she's still not listening and yeah and Michael what treats um oh great guests yeah what a great crowd and, if you want to be part of a hot crowd, come on down to the Cheerful Earful in October.

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