Pappy's Flatshare - Slamdown w/ Darren Harriott & Amy Gledhill (Fill The Hole) S12E19
Episode Date: June 6, 2022Neither “Tom!” nor “Ben!” want to fill the hole… so Matthew says we’re gonna have to have a Flatshare Slamdown!WithDarren Harriott - https://twitter.com/DarrenHarriott&Amy Gledhill - h...ttps://twitter.com/thatgledhillNEXT LIVE SHOW7th June (TONIGHT - if you're reading this on the 7th June) @ The Phoenix with Helen Bauer and Nina Conti! https://t.co/7WJQpfc9mePappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetSupport us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Greetings, Mr. Deer, I'm Tom, I'm Beth.
And I am Matthew and welcome to another episode of Pappies Flat Share.
Flat Share Slamdown!
It is not only a flat share slamdown, it is also a foul.
And I ruined that fox.
It's a schmuck.
Can I see, there's just one motto for this, P-A-R-T-Y-B-R-C-H-I-K-A.
Guys, I'm going to introduce this episode, but if I go on too long, somebody stops me.
Somebody, definitely. It's our flagship episode, that's what I wanted to say. Pinch punch, first of the month, we lead with our panel show, quiz game thing.
Tom, can I ask, can you add a stroke?
I think you need to take that mask back off, but it's doing it no favors.
It's cut off the object.
It's supposed to give you superpowers, but it seems to be the same.
Tom, Tom can I just say, you are not all righty then?
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Can one of our listeners, oh no, in fact, let's move on.
OK, all right, good start, good strong start to the episode.
Thank you, OK, anyway, this was a great episode, so it deserves a good introduction.
And unfortunately, we never record introductions. This is a rule we made to ourselves, we never
edit them, we never record them. So this is what you're getting guys, this is the episode.
No, it was, it was, I guess, the brilliant Darren Harriet and Amy Gledel and it was a lot of fun
to record. Oh, we had so much fun. Yeah, again, two guests that have not done a flat share
slam down before, we've had Darren in various capacities
on other podcasts, but never in the flesh, so great.
Amy was fantastic.
We had a great laugh with them.
You're gonna have a great laugh listening to it.
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forward slash, Pappy's Flash here. We would love important thing in the world. So, we're going to be talking about the
most important thing in the world.
So, we're going to be talking about the
most important thing in the world.
So, we're going to be talking about the
most important thing in the world.
So, we're going to be talking about the
most important thing in the world.
So, we're going to be talking about the
most important thing in the world.
So, we're going to be talking about the most important thing in the world. What is it, Matthew? What is it? Sweet ass. You are a sweet ass, you know. I want a tush.
I thought they could all just took us out of God on me.
It's a crime that I'm sitting down.
It really is.
It's that nice, but it's all my holy shit.
You sit down.
Like...
Right, it's quite weird if he talks about my ass now
because it's going to make this next sentence sound a bit weird.
But what if he's going to fix this hole? Why? Why?
Don't mind if I do
Well it is going to be me
Get night everybody
What if he's going to fix
The non-bottly hole that is troubling me at the moment
That's the chore fix the hot we have the hot we have run out of chores.
11 years we've run out of chores.
Bloody up.
Well, Matthew, it's not going to be me.
Oh, no.
I've got a terrible history with holes.
Going back to a few years ago, I used to run a theme park
based all around them.
There'd be all different kinds of sized holes
and people would come along and jump in them.
It was a lovely theme park,
but it got to financial difficulty,
and I was bought out by Kanye West.
So I guess now, Yees got the holes world in his hands.
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LAUGHTER
And Yees got a...
I just got the hole as well in his hands.
Oh, I enjoyed that one.
Hello! That's really enjoyed that one. Hello.
It's you going finally.
Yeah.
Why did that not make it to the documentary?
That's what I wanted, huh?
It's so good, genius.
Clark, what about you?
Oh, well, actually, Google, a couple of weeks ago,
I googled How to Fill a Hole.
And this is the first time I've left this.
Clark, you're sweet ass.
Well, there's only one way. Only one way to settle this, we're going
to have to have a...
Flash it, slam down! Flash it, slam down! Flash it, slam down!
Flash it, slam down! Flash it, slam down! Flash it, slam down!
Flash it, slam down!
Hello and welcome to Flash it, slam down! There's a reason it's worth coming to the live
shows. You missed it.
You missed it great bit of business, people listening at home.
This is Flash Slam Down, the panel show that says,
If you see me walking down the street,
staring at the sky and dragging back to feet,
you just pass me by, it still makes me cry,
but you can fix the hole again.
And if you see me with another man, laughing and joking, doing what I can,
I won't put you down, because I want you around.
You can fix the hole again.
Everybody!
Look at cracker with we're with the fans.
I cannot escape and I cannot forget.
Baby, you're the one.
You still turn me on.
You can fix the hole again.
That goes to that little Matthew Crosby.
Let's meet my summer topic here since it's Tom Perry and Benedict Claw.
Yes!
But of course you can't fix the whole on your own.
Who have you brought to help fill the gaps tonight?
Ben, I have bought my friend.
Your friend!
You're being clever!
Amy, it's great to have you on the show.
Thank you so much.
So what kind of a flatmate are you?
I'm a real pathetic flatmate, if I'm honest.
I'm like a little mouse, and I don't know. Have you lived in the sketch in the voice? Mae'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd, mae'n gweithio yn siar, mae'n gweithio yn siar, mae That is quite fancy. I've come as a sophisticated lady.
That's what I mean.
Very quiet until organised 8pm in the living room party time.
And you just dress up with fancy dress on a round of things?
Of course you dress up with fancy dress on a round of things.
What do you want? I've got crisps.
I've made that sweet tea.
I've got all those crisps in your bra.
Braz for a Christmas.
Grab bags.
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
It's OK, I won't, but...
LAUGHTER
Thank you very much for the offer.
LAUGHTER
Perry, who have you brought along with you this way?
Well, Matthew, the Jumburys in danger!
Oh, no!
Yes, we've found a lot of shoplifting issues.
People are stealing our jam and our brie.
So, I've got a new head of security.
He's the most charming brilliant man I know. He's Darren Ariets!
CHEERING Love it. Security he's the most charming brilliant man. I know Sharon Ariets
Love it. Yeah, Darren. Hi. Thank you for coming on the show. Thank you for having me. It's a real treat to have you on now
What kind of a flatmate are you? Well, Amy or maybe fingers on sorry Not Amy said she doesn't really like to be seen wearing a bra in a house
I think I made that's how much worse.
You said it directly to you.
Darren, please scout the tree.
I'm the same kind of house mate.
I don't like wearing trousers.
I hate wearing trousers inside a house.
As soon as I walk into my house, my trousers are rough, immediately.
I've got underwear, I'm not weird.
I think I've seen you on chat roulette.
Yeah.
Well, there's a reason we've got this big tablecloth tonight.
I just...
I just...
Yeah, I...
It's freeing. You want to be more comfortable.
Oh, it's like...
Yeah, it's more comfortable.
I don't...
Just sitting on a couch and jeans.
That's horrible.
I guess everybody in the crowd does that, you know?
You know?
It's so weird.
So you're in your underpants.
You haven't got a pair of home shorts.
Home shorts are my underpants.
Right, OK.
My underpants are like my home shorts.
And what?
I get annoyed if I'm in the house
and there's somebody else in there.
I'm looking at them going, can you please just leave?
I am dying to undo my zip-way.
LAUGHTER
I do.
Do you have postmates?
No, not anymore.
I use to do that.
LAUGHTER
Get out, get out, get out.
Check, check, check, check, check, check, check.
LAUGHTER They got the memo. LAUGHTER So we met our guests. Checked out, checked out, yeah.
They got the memo.
So we met our guests. Let's find out who's all killing, who's polyphilis.
We played round one.
Cover me over.
Fill me with whipped cream.
Very some treasure
What do you want with me?
Yeah
So glad that you gave me
Yeah
You say that's baby, baby
Yeah
But how are you gonna use me now?
When I got dug
It was so good But now I empty. Will you fill me up while it's my
purpose? As for a tot us, me in a hole is really quite fucked up.
So, let me skin you.
Fucking love it, man.
Absolutely love him.
So round one is called Plot hole in one.
I'm going to give each player a list of movies.
They have to describe that each film to their teammate in no more than three words.
Ooh, lala.
If they can do it under three, they get bonus points.
Three points for one word.
Two points for two.
One for three.
Good luck keeping score.
Okay, so we're gonna start.
We're gonna start with Darren.
Here we go.
Where is...
There you go.
Are you a movie buff?
Wait, you watch movies in the buff, right?
Oh, no!
I didn't mean that. Oh, man!
I didn't mean that.
It's good, right? You've got, you've got, you've got, you've got 90 seconds, right? And your time starts now.
Stab shower.
Tico!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Um, oh!
Oh!
Err!
That's it. I'm a baller, so far. Super hero rich! Batman! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, They're all rich aren't they really? Um...
Peel...
Matrix.
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I'm a dick!
Um...
Onbrella!
It's May Poppins!
Ah!
Oh, boy, God!
I'm getting excited!
That's coming across.
You should host the Oscars!
Okay, cold.
Frozen!
What are you minding?
Oh my god.
Space!
Oh, Star Wars!
No!
It's really good.
What the hell?
Arnold, Arnold, Terminator 2.
I'm going to do it so well.
Swords niggas, it's an obstacle, predator.
Yeah, predator.
Yes.
And that's your time, that was amazing.
Wow.
Wow.
How did he do at the end of that round?
That was pretty, pretty amazing.
He was down there, wasn't there?
Yeah, I got 19.
I tell you what, that's more than both people score up for an entire show.
So, there the winner is good at everybody.
Darren's got a gig.
If you really want to win a flat-time, you book a gig.
That's what you do.
Okay, next up we're going to do Ben.
Ben, here are your movies.
Amy, you are guessing.
Oh, no. You're...
Fincy not seeing any films.
Oh, oh, oh.
It's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be so fine.
90 seconds starts now.
Thanks.
So I'm gonna plot it there, yeah.
Thank you.
Jets.
Westside Story. Oh, right, guys. I could write that.
Good game, that's a good guess, but yeah, yeah.
Fighting.
Jets fighting.
Gladiators.
Well, I would think Star Wars, but we've had that.
Cruise.
Do you all know it?
Cruise.
To...to...fast.
Fast, Danny.
No.
I can't be going to skip that one.
Skip that one, sorry.
What was it?
Oh, I can't.
No.
Hmm. No, I can't be going to skip that one. Skip that one, sorry.
What was it?
You're not crying.
Come on, I think we're going to get 19.
You've got 35 travel.
Back to the future.
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Thanks.
Come on, Clarky. You don't have to have the blame, Amy, don't worry. What?
Come on, Clarky. You don't have to have the blame, Amy, don't worry.
What? Specters.
What?
Specters.
Ghost?
Yeah. Yeah.
Comedy.
Ghostbusters.
Yeah, he's the right nature tie and that is your tie and tie.
Right, that was, do you know what?
I thought it was going to be worse.
I was going to go on 19 points.
Are we going to time travel one or two words?
That's the big question.
One word, one word. One. Thanks guys. Are we calling time travel one or two words? That's the big question
In which case five points how many points five
In top yes, my boyfriend does a phone podcast
Yeah, should listen is easy to Is he seen Top Gun? Yeah. Yeah, obviously. Make it obvious, right.
Come on, we got this.
OK.
Ready?
I'm predicting big things here.
90 seconds starts now.
Shark.
Jaws.
A rac-need hero.
Oh, er, Spider-Man.
Lawyer.
Girl.
Ha. Ha. OK. Is that again? Lawyer girl
Lawyer girl hair I don't know
Lawyer girl
Miss continue to see us on the first floor
Oh
I'm on the trail
I can smell it
Even I know this one
Lawyer girl hair
Lawyer, Lawyer Lawyer, Lawyer Law this one Lawyer girl hair Lawyer, lawyer?
Lawyer, lawyer
Lawyer, lawyer
I know we've got a black contract
Lawyer girl hair
Trotskipit?
Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes
Blue people
Blue people
Oh, Smurfs
Lawyer, blue people!
Oh, avatar!
Yes!
Camcorder!
Camcorder!
Porra!
Oh, Blair Witch!
Um...
Too many heroes!
Avengers, yes!
Too many heroes. Out of interest, yes.
Car Cliffs!
Girls!
Too fast to fear us?
Car Cliffs,
Anything diesel vehicle?
Girls cars.
Girls cars Cliffs.
That's your time.
I think what we've established here is Darren has a big blind spot of movies with women in.
And Tom's got a bigger blind spot of calling women girls.
Without women in girls they rule this world, you know they rule this world.
It's a couple of girls, I'm a true member.
Tell me about the movie, it was justpping them out. Helmer and the moon.
It's just those little girls.
It was a couple of girls.
It was down from Louise and it was of course.
League of liblanc.
League of liblanc.
League of liblanc.
You know, I thought he was error-brock of me.
Error-brock of me, which is a woman, dude.
Come on.
What did we score there, Error?
What did you score there, Gwyn? What did you score there, Ergwyn?
If felt respectable but not spectacular, yeah.
That's exactly right, it was 10.
10?
I thought that was a joke.
It's like all jokes about judgement.
Just think it.
Just give the numbers mate, all right?
That's judgement.
LAUGHTER
The thing is, we're going to do beef brothers.
They'll take like 30 minutes at its worth
one point.
Oh, we've got a change up.
Yeah, that's for chat for another time.
It's a chat for the day if we win it.
I'll tell you, tonight, it's a four point beef brothers.
I'm going to run out.
I'll make fuck all different skarkies.
Finally, I mean, me hear your movie.
Spend is guessing. OK.
Your 90 seconds begins.
OK.
Now.
Daughter's wedding.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great.
What?
I could get the first one.
Oh!
Oh, I got it!
Got it.
Yes.
Oh, I thought it was one big fat Greek wedding.
LAUGHTER Er, fish. Oh godfather. Yes. Oh, I thought it was one big fat Greek wedding.
Fish.
Sour, blinding nema. Yes.
Women.
Girls. Girls.
Banging. New York.
Ligley Blonde.
LAUGHTER
Illigley Blonde.
No.
Six of the seats, Bill.
Yes, yes.
Um...
Repeat actually.
Repeating.
Repeating.
Oh, looper.
No.
Oh, yeah, it's looper.
Yeah, that's what Crossbees got for looper.
Sixth of the same movie, big franchise.
Winter.
Alarm.
What?
Right. Oh, you can't buzz it.
You can't buzz it.
You can't see winter alarm.
I got you, mate.
Thank you.
Babe, rock.
You're not actually...
No, no, no.
Head box.
Oh, oh, seven.
Yes.
Fern Herm.
ET. Yeah. Board game.
Jumanji. Yes.
Harry Feet.
Hobbits.
That's your time. That's your time.
Oh, hi!
Hi!
Good, good.
We have a...
We're at clock, you have his misery there.
What was the...
It was really great.
It was round our day.
Happy day. Right. Oh, round your day.
Right.
Oh, my God, so very beautiful.
Produtor, quit.
Pop your uppercuts away, and in as many words as you need,
tell us the scores for both teams at the end of that round.
The scores at the end of that round are,
Dolvin, Darren, and 29.
And Ben and Amy have 19.
Respectable.
Oh, that's not bad.
Respectable. That's not bad. Respectable.
That's not bad.
Good round. Good round.
Good round.
Good round. Good round.
This is more than this.
What? What are these guys doing?
So, Tom and Darren are in the lead.
Let's see if Ben and Amy can get themselves out of this hole.
We return for part two.
See you in a bit.
Yay!
Welcome back to Pappy's Flesh Slam Down!
Yeah!
Before the break, Darren and Tom were in the lead, that's not changed.
The only thing that has changed is the size of that goddamn hole!
It's stuck in all the matter around it!
Let's find out who's going to be fixing it in.
We play Round 2! It's Black Game!
Black Game!
Let's lead together! Gave! Let's make forever game
Cold following if you're listening. Dave.
Oh.
Yeah.
Dave brought it to give it a show up.
LAUGHTER
This week, we're playing our version of Operation,
which we're calling Hip Hopperation.
I am going to give each team a scenario for them
to act out via the medium of rhyme.
I'm going to award points for Flow and for Teamwork. We'll start with Tom and Darren. Now you are playing as it's hip
operation, you're playing a doctor and is patient, delivering some unusual news. I'll let you
decide who's going to be who and I'll let you decide what the unusual news is.
Oh, okay. Yeah. Great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Well, who do you want it to be?
Who do you want it to be?
Have you ever been a doctor?
Previously, in my story.
I visited a few though.
Do you want to be the doctor?
Fine.
I don't mind being a doctor.
I can do that.
I can do that.
Okay.
A doctor, right?
Doctor, doctor.
There you go.
I already named end doctors.
Yeah.
Okay, so, imagine if Dr Dre was your doctor.
I am, my wife went to see a doctor the other day and he said, call me Tony and she was like,
can I just call you doctor in your surname and he said, well, my surname's Nurse,
so it gets me there.
So he's genuinely Doctor Nurse.
How brilliant that.
That's amazing.
Doctor Nurse.
Which one?
You need it.
Luckily producer Gwynner's got the sick beats on hand, okay?
Great, so you're a Doctor,
and a patient delivering someone,
you're your news.
We're going to call Cal into this.
I can't just check.
I have to say like a line and then he said,
when it rhymes with an item, I'm like,
I'm just keeping it that way.
Or are we going to go to ourselves?
You know what, do this choice.
Oh, okay.
I mean, you know, if you want to give rhymes for Tom to answer
and Tom wants to give you some rhymes to answer back, That's going to get you more points on the team work front
Fortune fame is the bold Darren fortune fame is the bold
Okay, drop the sick beats
Ah, yeah
Whoa excuse me sir Unfortunately, I want some views.
You are six, sir. You're feet, don't feet in shoes.
Oh no, that's not a win. It's a loose.
I'm on live stream. Oh no, that's not a win, it's a lose.
I'm online on livestreaming this. Please tell me, don't take the piss.
What do you think that I should do?
I think you should correct your own shoes.
I don't know whether you're full of a different career or you need some new shoes because you
can't walk around because your feet are so scary they're making everybody fear.
Can I ask you a question and so what you'd like?
Are you a doctor or do you work for nine? Oh!
Oh, fantastic! Oh, I'm dying!
That was good work!
Oh, great!
Oh, great!
Black country boy!
That's it!
I don't know, my hip hop act!
I really enjoyed it!
You know what, I really enjoyed it!
In fact, I've enjoyed it so much, I'm going to give you, I think I'm going to give you
a full ten points.
A full ten points for teamwork.
Oh, he's good.
That's what I thought.
You can't really.
Blarky.
The game's not over yet.
A full ten for what you're doing.
I'm going to give you a solid eight points for flow.
So, 18 points there.
18 points.
Thank you.
18 points.
Do you know what? I'm going to give you a solid eight points for flow. So 18 points there.
18 points.
Thank you.
18 points.
Do you know what we're gonna do?
Because I enjoyed the medical scenario.
I'd like to see it playing out by these guys.
Yeah, that's how we do it.
So similar scenario, what do you use a doctor?
One of you's gonna bring awkward news.
Okay.
The other one is the patient.
Same beat, please, Gwen.
I'll be the patient. Okay. Dr. Clarke, Amy's the patient. Drop that beat.
Yeah. Hello.
Come in.
Well, can I ask you did you come far? By the way, a bit strange you don't wear in a bra.
A pleasure relaxed. Really, this isn't a type of place. What else do you have to think?
Don't worry, I'm like a little mouse. Nobody knows when I'm in the house. That's not a big laugh.
Let them swing around.
I've got one of my children, one on the ground.
Woo!
Well anyway, let's try and get to the roots of the problem.
Can't wait to hear what you're doing problem with it.
Excuse me, I don't mean to be vain, but why is it you're complaining of back pain?
I carry a lot of wit that's the problem you see so you have taken off my bra
and they're down to me knees and it's some help with my spine can you help me work on LAUGHTER
Who'll excuse me? For all the laughter, it's just the shame I'm not a chiropractor.
CHEERING
APPLAUSE
Yes!
Oh my god.
You know what, I mean, it was good stuff.
I really got it.
I don't give them ten in both categories.
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We're getting the Lord above, yeah.
You're going dead, you're going to move.
We're going to move out of the medical realm, right,
for this second half of the round,
and into the animal kingdom,
in a round we're calling hippo operation.
OK, so I would like you, what I'd like you to do is I like you to both
Play an animal and a zookeeper. Okay, so one of you's an animal one of you's a zookeeper
The type of animal that who gets to play them is entirely up to you, okay?
Honestly for a second I couldn't think of any animals
Just think about tits. All right, I'll be an animal.
Okay, are you going to specify?
No.
Are you going to reveal it during the wrap?
Okay, top of your busy keepers.
Okay.
Darren is an animal. We can work it out during the wrap.
Okay, new beat please.
Oh, well done. Here we go. Where are the zoo now?
What?
I tell you what, it's a good to. I'll leave my soft-sitched sandwich with a little bit of fennel, then I'll go over here
and open up this kennel.
What is inside?
It's not a frog.
What a really shit zoo.
We've got it, dog.
How long?
My name is Tom.
I live in the bottom of the...
What did you say?
Hello.
Is this the open call?
I looked the fact that you're in pro-wiz
that the dog was called Tom.
You were the thing that made me.
No, no, no.
OK.
Yeah.
I'm a little dark, but I've got muscle.
People want to know what dark I'm a jack Russell
I like to bar I like to chase my own tail sometimes I fart
Farting a lot and that's the real problem that I've got you fart too much. It's scary in the duck
Someone's gonna tell me what the fuck
We stop this dog from farting and keep him from doing lots of barking and chanting?
Yo, no.
I will keep farting, that's not life. I shouldn't have done it in your face, that's why you got pink eye.
I swear I'm not. It's now a stye. That is the problem. I tell you, I don't lie.
Oh!
Here's the thing, I'm a human being, so it's okay for me to eat baked beans, but you've been doing it far too much I'm gonna have to put you dough
Want it, twist
Come on!
What a realist!
Real emotional depth at the end.
Yeah, that was great.
So I was like, game on, I was like, the beat ran out,
he carried on going, and it really landed.
Yeah, that's great.
Can't dammit, that was good.
I did get confused for a second.
I said, Tom, and I went, wait, that's what am I doing?
I completely forgot where I was.
Which is why you're getting seven points for teamwork.
Not the full ten, but for Flour, I can't fool you.
Another ten points.
I'm going to say 17 points.
17 points.
That's what I've got.
So I'm going to say that beat comes out you much quicker.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
OK.
We'll do it half speed.
OK, who's going to be the animal? be the zookeeper? What would you like to be?
I'll be the zookeeper
The animal is the lovely animal. Okay off we go
Here we go, now y'all, welcome to my zoo, it's lovely to see you, let me show you my favorite animals, we've got loads of cows and bulls.
Good to you.
Great to you.
This is the one I'd like to introduce you to.
It might sound like he cannot talk, but don't let him...
What's the word?
Did you hurt let him?
Was that bullshit you?
Bullshit you!
Bullshit you!
Hey, good job!
Listen to him now!
He's having a walk!
He's just a cow!
My name is a cow!
What I'm here to say? I'm calling you, Bill.
Get it very weird, way.
I don't get much of this, Bill.
I'm vibing in the wrong enclosure.
I've only got one other. Who wants a pole? Who wants a pole? A pole? I can't stop this! I say back to tits again!
I've also... I've never heard someone hit. And I'm here to say it was so much confidence.
And then they come... They come and did disappear!
They didn't know what the fuck they wanted to say!
My name is Harry, I'm here to say,
I'm going to put it like,
I'll take it guys, I've got this.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm going to put it in the way.
I'm afraid we're going to put you down.
LAUGHTER
It seems just turned to a slot out. I can't believe that Sue has been a dog.
And a can.
That is possible, Sue, I'm a whole.
The round's called him a population.
No one picked a hippo.
I was right there.
But I am, of course, going to give you a full 20 points.
How can I not?
How can I not?
I can't.
I can't, dear.
I'm in a small document on why.
It's called this entire episode. When laid out a final beat and spit those scores at us, please.
I've got some points to award.
Let me look at my clipboard.
I have 64, Ben and Amy have 59.
Oh my goodness.
I'd tell you what, I'd really score this high.
Literally never.
Four points.
This is the NBA.
Last night was 3-2.
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER It's more fun though with more points, isn't it?
Joe, 100 points each team.
Listen guys, those rhymes were so nasty they should be illegal.
It's another case for me Brothers! You've got a problem, I'll call it a problem,
if you've got a problem, call it a beat.
If you've got a beat, then maybe we can help you
from the sorting at your beats.
Yes, it's Be Brothers, we're each week we ask our panelists
to sort out a flat share based beat.
And today's one comes from Hugh, who is in the audience.
Hello Hugh.
Hello.
Hi Hugh, right, this is what Hugh writes.
My flatmate slash partner doesn't want to change our thick winter duvet over to a lighter
summer duvet, even though it's getting warmer nights.
I get too hot at night now.
And so it's going to get worse the later we leave it.
Please help.
Okay.
So Hugh, can I just ask, is your partner here?
She's not here, she's tucked up nice and warm in there.
She's a post-out.
She's gone from sleeping there.
She's fossilized herself.
So Tom and Darren, you are on Hugh's side,
Ben and Amy, you are on the side of the wife.
There you go, you can of course have a little look there.
So basically, the question here is,
you would like a light summer duvet,
your partner would prefer a much more sort of a heavy duvet
year round.
Any questions?
Any questions?
What's your partner's name?
Just a...
Molly.
Molly?
Okay, so any questions for you?
What sort of tug is it?
Let's get down to tug!
How many times are you working?
It's a 13 tug.
Oh, right.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What's your answer, Jake?
Right.
13 tug is.
That's a lot.
I was a like the fact you called your partner a flatmate first.
My flatmate is from a partner.
The healthy relationship.
What does a tog go up to?
13's pretty high.
Yeah.
Goes up to 14.
LAUGHTER
Any other questions for you?
Concrete is 18 tog.
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER
Um... Talk. I don't know what a single talk is like. Like a bath mat.
Bath mats with three or four talk.
Paper?
Kind of bath mats with you.
Good thick, up and bath match. I think what's
the difference between a toga and a ply? Because you think it got to be similar, right?
Yeah. If you're talking about like 13 ply toilet paper.
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead,
dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead,
can I ask, can I ask how you guys sleep?
As in do you sort of sleep, you know, spoon in each other and stuff like that?
Are you gentle?
Top of tails, top of tails, except for beds.
Back to back.
Back to back.
Yeah, it's a facing away.
My heart is beating.
My heart is beating.
My heart is beating.
That's an old reference there.
Why is it good, Clarky?
I just, I don't know what you're talking about. It's a good old reference there. Why is it good, Parkie? I just... I don't know if it's a good idea.
It's quite good if we sleep back to back and with other people.
She's facing the other person, Parkie.
But she's got a back to her.
Oh, you cuck.
Say it.
It's...
Cuck-y. Cuck-y. Let's cook it. Cooky. Okay, the old cucky monster. Let's talk beds clothes.
What are you wearing to bed? Just boxes. No, Darren's on the box. Not wearing your jeans
to bed. And nothing on the top. I'm already on the list. Not where he jeezed a bed. But nothing on the top, just boxes only.
Yeah, just boxes only.
So your box is only, but you're too hot and you're 13 top.
You run, you say he runs hot?
Yeah, I'm running hot.
You're running hot.
You're running hot, alright.
Can I have a sleep back to that, the e-mail?
Can I ask what Molly wears in bed?
Is that a respectable dress? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I can draw more.
I can draw some photos.
Come on!
Just normal pajamas.
Normal pajamas, yeah. Just like proper pajamas as well.
Yeah. With 13 Toggins. Wow.
She runs cold. Exactly.
I've never considered separate duvets. Fans. Darren loves that idea. Darren loves sleeping with fans.
He's eager to get that gig, I'll tell you that much. Have a little scout party on your first tour, yeah.
You look at our audience and then organise another gig. But Windows Open Radio is on what we're talking. Windows closed radio is off.
Cold relationship.
Say that. Any other questions? Any AME have got any questions?
What? Where do you live? Like this.
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's OK.
No, I've got not got a question, Clark.
You don't panic.
My name is Clark, you're a hit, say.
Where do you live?
I do almost say that.
I do.
Can I say it with you?
OK, I will hopefully.
Do you have a question?
Do you got to to bed at the same time? Yeah, so you both get in bed at the same time. Yeah, more or less
Shagging match
Do you say shagging match? I'll put the shagging match
Let's go
Shagging match
Drop the baits!
Okay, you don't have to answer that, you.
Hopefully, that is enough information for our teams to make their cases.
So, without further ado, I'm going to call upon Darren Harry.
You've got a minute to begin the case.
For the prosecution, your minute starts now.
Look, we've all been in a bed that is too hot, it's horrible and you
can't sleep and the sun's out and you can hear the foxies shagging outside. And of course
you've got the neighbours upstairs making all that noise that does your head in all the
time and you've got the people outside doing hair iron outside your house. So we live We live in a similar area. We have the same... This sun's out. Pity it!
I'm doing it in the eye!
We do!
And all you want to do is get into your bed and be very comfortable,
and you don't want to sweat.
You don't want to wake up and not sweat.
And then you've got your partner who's not facing you because she's adding off.
And you just want to be nice and cool.
So I think that it's the nicest thing to do,
because the thing is, when you're really hot,
and you've got a really hot doover,
nobody likes to sleep without the legs outside of their doover.
I don't do that. I'm in my fur,
and I still think someone's going to grab my leg.
I'm not alone on that.
So please, let...
Please change the dupe.
There's a guy over there who stood up and applauded.
LAUGHTER
Someone grab his leg.
Right, a very strong opening case in the prosecution.
We have a minute now for Amy.
Remember you're on the defence.
You're on Hugh's partner's side.
Molly's side, that's right.
Your minute starts now.
Okay, so let's look at the facts.
It's April. We've had snow.
Several times this month.
It's a cold month. We're not ready to change it yet.
We're not saying never. Okay. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweith Speak for yourself. To flip up and the dovet, Molly needs that security.
You know what I mean? She needs a good, thick,
tog to get her to sleep.
And if you want to deny the woman you love,
the comfort of sleeping soundly,
I don't know who you are, you!
I don't know what kind of man you are!
You should be able to put your leg out of that bed.
Maybe to be grabbed, maybe not to be knowing that you were doing the right thing for the person you care about
and letting them sleep in the snow in a reasonable do their talk.
Thank you very much.
Very, very strong cases from both sides, there I would say.
Cute, how are you feeling so far?
Not great.
Yeah.
That's fair.
How hot are you feeling?
He's running even hotter now, yeah.
Right, parry.
Yes.
You're up next now, okay?
Yes.
Now you're off course on huge side.
Now are you going to do this as yourself?
No, I'm going to do it in the style of a deep-sized defense lawyer
from a John Grisham novel.
Oh, yes.
Mr. Fan Shaw Standard.
Fan Shaw Standard, presiding and providing your minutes,
should you need it begins now.
Ladies and gentlemen, after jury,
I have the lovely to see you here.
I see some simple, hard-working folk hell.
Clim here from the bakery, to see you here. I see some simple, hard-working folk, hell.
Clim here from the bakery, it's still got the crumbs under his nails.
Wash your hands, clam your feet.
Yeah, hand in our bread.
It's a separate case for another time.
But that has been a warning, and the bakery is getting served a notice.
Anyway, let's stick to the case in hand.
You probably heard that case over there,
a lot of them, their lawyers from the big city,
they're here with their loud noises and their big words.
Oh, around here, there's my son.
You tell it, I brought my boy in with me,
bring my son to work there.
Watch and learn, my boy. Watch and learn.
We don't use words around here like,
talk sounds like you're repeating phrase to me.
We don't know no talk around here, we will and blankets.
We biscuits under the pillow.
Well, nice. Now I get hungry.
Where'd you by the biscuits,
hopefully not from Clams Baker in.
Dickie tell me in the morning.
Old dirty hands, Clams been picking again.
Speaking of baking, Canada reminds me this story,
this here little predicament that we have,
where my mom used to bake her jerry pies.
You know, you're grand, my mom, you never got to meet her.
She died.
My child, birth, weirdly.
Wasn't the process of giving birth, we'd given her a sandwich just before she started
going to labor.
Clim.
But my mama used to bring these cherry pies, or so I'm told.
Boy, they'd come out of the oven piping hot.
She'd say, whoa, boy, you can't be that charred too hot.
She would say if she hadn't passed away.
Childbirth.
I'd imagine her saying to me, like, that good angel on my shoulder,
she'd say, don't eat that pie too warm.
And then, I'd eat that pie.
It'd be too warm.
And I'd cry.
Because I never knew from Mama.
The defense rests, you're on the right hand side.
We really learned about financial stand-up there.
We found out about the character.
What's the journey?
You are really.
Little darker than usual, fans.
Sure, but you...
You don't have to process it,
and you know what that's your journey, man.
You're going to do it.
You look like you've just eaten a very hot cherry pie.
It actually looks like a very hot cherry, that's what you mean.
Okay, Clark, you've got a minute to conclude the case for the defence.
Scores. Your minutes begins. Remember there's four points at the stage.
Oh, another factor.
For Smack Arunis there.
We want him.
Here we go. Your minute starts now.
Well, here's the thing you...
Right.
The world is... I don't know if you noticed. Ending.
So... LAUGHTER The world is, I don't know if you noticed, ending. So, you've got to get used to these extreme temperatures, man.
You've got to get used to the cold.
You've got to get used to the extreme hot.
Miley there is conditioning you, actually,
for the impending tomb of the end of the world.
I shall not believe that this is thinned out.
Darker than double. the end of the world. I shall not believe that this is sending out dark and the devil.
Also, you know what they say if it's too hot in the bed, get it out of the bed.
And by the evening you're part.
Oh, sleep on the sofa and if there's too many dogs, then what I do at night, it gives me self a nice dog job.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
We just sleep.
Clarke, I'm just a direction, you're on.
Yeah, it's sustained.
All right, Clarke, thank you very much.
Very, very clerk, everybody.
Deer-o, dear.
Just go get a darker.
Yeah, I can talk to you, Mr. Clar-R. Just can't get darker. Yeah.
Can Tom Job be stuck?
I was tricking from the record, please.
Yeah.
D-Durie, you've got to forget the Tom Job ever happened, all right?
Which is what Darren said after Geese.
I'm just saying that.
So listen, I can't make the decision myself
as I'm often to have a big cry about those two last speeches
So instead I'm going to call upon the live Phoenix audience to make it for us
So if you think Tom and Darren and therefore you is in the right, I would like you to applaud now
Okay, all right, but if you think Amy and Ben and therefore Molly is in the right, applaud now. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
APPLAUSE
Your cheering climate change.
I'm going to let you go.
They're cheering talk jobs than you know.
It's like the Grammys, am I right?
Thank you so much, you for your beef.
How do you feel about the result?
It didn't go your way, how you feeling?
I'm feeling like it's going to be just an unbearable summer.
I'm just saying all I see.
But I feel like I'm ready for the apocalypse.
Can I say it all honesty? My wife and I do two single do-vays next to each other.
And here's saved our marriage.
You can have whatever tog you like,
she can have whatever tog she likes,
you have a lovely cuddle and then when you go to go to sleep,
off you go in your own single diva,
it is a revolutionary, I can't recommend it enough.
Sounds like a lot of washing.
What time does it wash here so it's fine?
You can't imagine washing.
Well, after that hard-known,
fast-paced legal rangling,
that's all unwind in the only way we know how.
I'm going to pass around a crack pipe.
Oh, and well, we're getting tweaky-deaky.
We may as well listen to the Quick Fire round jingle.
Woo! The AC is the quake fire round.
It's the round that goes really quickly,
which is why it is hilarious that it has a long introduction
Oh, he's right, it's fucking funny
It has a long introduction
Despite the round being short
It's the same joke that they did rob in Hootskain.
When they called Little John, Little John, he was absolutely massive.
And Wipers also a good joke.
They should have called him huge John
And they're in lies the joke
And with Friar Tuck he wasn't actually a Friar
In fact that fat fuck had and fried in his life
And that was the joke, mate.
I liked boiled and was scallard, wasn't scallard.
He was actually quite blue.
And the sheriff of nottingham was actually the sheriff of Luton
And Robin had never worn a hood in his life
They all had just a one joke
But it was a good one
Let's call something what it's not
The Merry Memory roll pissed off.
Anyway, that's the end of this history lesson.
Sherwood forest wasn't made out of wood.
It was actually made out of Sherwood.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Sherwood's a sharp gun. out of wood, it was actually made out of sherbet
Oh, it's a shop now.
I've lost faith in this idea
so as Robin Hood would say hello
that's how a be who would say, good-bye to the far end.
Oh!
Let's see.
There you go.
Yes, indeed, folks, this is the Quick Fire round.
And as our show is all about holes, each answer
requires you to fill in the hole in the word or phrase.
Now, there are multiple right answers, each worth one point. But if but if you get the answer I've written down here it is five points.
Okay, so if I say short hole you could fill the hole with like short stop, short cake,
short bread, short list, short ass, you get a point for any of those but if you said short
dick man you'd get the full five points, baby.
Instead of buzzers, I'll let you shout out your first names.
Ben and Amy.
Ben.
Amy.
Lovely.
Tom and Darren.
Tom.
Darren.
Off we go.
Post hole.
Tom.
Tom.
Man.
One point.
Ben.
Box.
One point.
Amy. Amy. Amy.
Modern.
Ooh.
Ooh.
One point.
Tom, Tom, punk.
Ooh.
That's a good one.
Amy.
Morton.
That's also a solid one.
It's a good one.
I was looking, of course, for post-traumatic stress disorder.
Big hole.
LAUGHTER
That's the round we're playing here by the way.
Big hole. Ben, Ben.
Man.
Big man.
12.
Ben.
Foot. Big Ben.
Yeah.
Darren.
Darron.
Foot. Big foot.
Amy.
Yeah.
Bang.
All good answers.
I was just...
I was just... I was a big country, huge band.
Ty's of course, yes.
The film starring Tom Hanks.
You know what, two points for that one.
I was of course looking for Big Daddy.
Whole star.
Tom, yeah.
Shining, Ben.
Yes, black. Any?
Any.
Pawn.
Er...
Anyone else ready? Any more?
Whole star.
I was looking for...
Ring, ringo.
Oh, ringo is good, man.
Lucky. Brown.
Oh, I'm shooting.
Darron. Shooting. Shooting, I'm going to accept... Not two points on Clark. Brown? Uh, Darren, shooting.
Shoes are going to accept, not two points on Clark.
Brown hole.
I was looking at the course for Radio Star Comma Video Killed.
Why don't you drink that one?
Why don't you drink that one?
Cat hole.
Ben, sorry, no, I'm just going through a cat hole.
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have done it during the break.
That was my mistake.
No, cat hole.
Ben, don't delete any points from me here, flat.
Yes, I accept that.
Darren, woman.
Catwoman, yeah.
Tom, food.
Cat food, yeah.
Darren, Darren, litter.
Cat, yeah, litter.
Yeah, Tom.
Tom, dogs.
Yes, I like, yeah, so I accept it.
Darren. Darren.
Cat, ostrophe?
Cat ostrophe? Cat ostrophe.
LAUGHTER
I'm giving you a point, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, agree.
Category. I was, of course, I'm going to put,
yeah, you're going to put cat daily. Great cat. Yeah, yeah agree category. I was caught. I'm gonna put you out in my dress look at the cat daily
Great cat. Yeah great cat. She'd love to preach. I'm easy. We are
It's times
whole whole
Tom Tom hog
Yes, Darren in one yes
Tom Tom black yes
Tom Tom
My
Yeah, I'll give you that way
Tom our
I was of course looking for the whole the Kieranightly movie with Lawrence Fox.
Finally, whole spice. Tom, Ben, sporty. It's not the one I've got, but I'll give you a point.
Ben, Aaron, baby. No. Puff. It's correct!
To get a full-time points of them. Last year, we had to get it to the round and the end of the game.
So, before we find out the final scores, very exciting.
Amy and Darren, if you've got anything you would like to plug,
I would say Darren, you've got a gig.
I don't think I heard, I've got a gig, guys.
No, you had just found me on all the social media at Darren Harret.
This is kind of a say, this has been so fun.
It's been an absolute blast, You guys have been so awesome.
But you have got to go. I've got to go on a minute.
Amy. Yeah, I think it's been even more fun.
No, no, no. God bless you, Amy.
You're going to be an agent for this year with two shows.
Oh yes, I'm part of a double act called The Delightful Sausage and you can follow us on stuff at MMMM Sausage.
How many M's?
Three M's please.
That's it really and just go to Darren's Gate.
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I know Darren's going to do it.
He's a big fan.
So, producer Gwynn. At the end of to do it. He's a big fan. So, producer Quint.
At the end of that, it's been a high scoring show.
The highest.
The highest scoring show that we've ever had. But what are the scores?
The scores at the end.
Ben and Amy have 72.
Bloody hell.
Very good.
Tom and Darren win with 87.
Oh my God. So Ben and I won.
Oh, what a Thomas Darren.
I'm going to hold on. I'm completely in it.
Very nice, couple. I bet you're in the interval.
Thanks to our guest, Amy Gladheal and Darren Harriet.
Weeping Pappies.
See you next time on...
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Bad news, bad news.
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Okay, there we go.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
Yes.
If you want to know what I was thinking about,
well, the episode was going out.
It was one of our listeners.
Why don't you dub audio from Jim Carerey's The Mask over Tom Hardy's Bane in Batman?
Has anyone ever done that before?
Oh.
Can I ask a question?
Which is going to seem mean, but to what end?
I think you might, I just thought it might help us go viral.
It might help us go viral, yes, you know.
You're right, yes.
Okay.
So what we need to do now is somebody with the editing technology to get there, I mean,
this just couldn't be more timely.
And the mask and paint, so let's get these two.
I mean, it's just torn the tray from today's papers.
Let's get these two together.
Let's dump it with like puppies, flat shear slander, and then let's see how it goes, you
know.
I think, I think that might be something in it. Somebody please do that we would love that. Somebody please.
Somebody please do that. Somebody please. Clips of Jim Kerri from the mask.
And it's his audio. Of course his audio. If you want to go crazy to, let's see how the first one goes, because then we do the mask video with brain talking.
Well, that one, you know, the bit when they're on the plane,
everyone's flying out on the bottom of the plane,
that bit, you know, that would be good.
Anyway, with this week, we can walk you to water,
we can't make you drink, guys.
Get this uploaded to YouTube or Vimeo or BitShoot or whatever, video service you're using
and send us a link to it and don't worry, we'll retweet it.
And if our retweet, I mean, when we retweet about the episodes, it gets two or three retweets,
one from Clarkick, one from Emma, occasionally one from Tom as well, Gwyn not so much, but you know, we put it out there guys,
so listen, if you want to go viral with us,
we'll credit you obviously, but well,
we've done all the leg work here.
We've done yeah, exactly.
We've handed you the multimillion pound idea.
We've added you the golden egg.
Yeah, okay, so yeah, this is, I think that's all we need to say.
You just can't wait to see that.
In fact, I imagine we'll get quite a few versions of it.
So we might do a good addition to seeing you do the best version.
And we'll view that on the next slide.
On the next slide.
Just down down.
But yeah, a big thanks to our guests and what else needs to be said Tom?
Today's episode was produced by Emma Corsham.
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It's a big stoppin!
Cheers everyone!
Bye!
Smoke in!
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