Pappy's Flatshare - Slamdown w/ Deborah Frances-White and Bilal Zafar (Make the Coffee) S10E40

Episode Date: October 5, 2020

Neither “Tom!” nor “Ben!” want make the coffee… so Matthew says we’re gonna have to have a Flatshare Slamdown!With Bilal Zafar and Deborah Frances-WhiteDeborah Frances-White - https://twitter.com/DeborahFWBilal Zafar - https://twitter.com/ZafarcakesFeatures: Princess Anne's Husband, Emergency Gargling & CodparentsPappy’s - https://twitter.com/pappystweetSupport us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshare Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Product availability may vary by region. See out for details. Greetings, listener dear! It's that time again! The month has rolled around. The month has rolled around. The month has rolled around. E-I-A-D-O-The month has rolled around, guys. I'm trying to get a new catchphrase going.

And yeah, I mean, you know what? I can, I'll just say now, the confidence drained out of that from the second one, I think. You started off shaky and... The reviews are in. He started off shaky and it only went downhill from there. You know what, I considered joining in as well and I was like, just letting him... Now listen, let him tire himself out. here's what I think about the month has rolled around I think it's got a lovely it's it's got like a vulnerability to it I think will really appeal to an audience I always that what you're going for a sort of a halting vocal but a deliberately

halting vocal yeah like the the month has rolled around is kind of like my breakup album you know like it's kind of like a you know that's your's your blonde on blonde, or blood on the track. Yeah, or heartbreak, you know, it's kind of like, it's this, it's this thing where I've, I've put it all out there, okay, for the first time I want my audience to see what's really going on. You know, so you're breaking up, is that what you're saying? Is that you're, is that with us? Is that my internet connection?

No, I'm, what, why are you... What are you... What are you... Why are you making a break up album, Harry? This is the question. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, the flat slam. It's just, it's just, we've been away with lurch of home truths. We've come back with a brand new flat sheslunt. I heard that's what, that's what this album says. Absolutely, yes.

That's exactly right. But we're humble. It's the, and also as well. We're all like a fusing album, this is. Also as well, we're nearly a week into the month. So we're not in any hurry to tell people the month has rolled around. We're not doing it on the first. That this month be a tumbleweed, it's rolled in slow and steady. Do you like October? Are you an October fan? Very cool. I think it's a hell of a

month. It's got a lot of personality October, isn't it? It's complex. It's a complex personality. Yeah, it's absolutely, it? It's complex. It's complex. It's a personality. Yeah, it's absolutely, bags a personality. It's a complex month. It's not a simple, it's not May, generally mean. It's kind of like the shit going on. There's a simplicity to May. Not just in the fact that it's a three letter, one syllable name.

I mean, there's a reason as well. Yeah, it's also just, you know, no, you don't have, you don't have troubles in May, you know, it's nuts in May. It's got what you do. October's got an edge to have there. Not just the Halloween. Darling buds of May, exactly. You have a mate, a December relationship, you know, the May suggests youth, the December suggests old age.

October is knocking on the door of December, isn't it? It's saying come on guys. Oh, October's your fault, it's your fault. The month has rolled around, but the years almost rolled over. Yes, yes, yes. It's got notes. There's depth to October.

What? It's fine. What are you getting from this October? What? That's fine. What are you getting from this October? I'm getting dank leaves. I'm getting a musty wind. There's conquers, but occasionally still that sunny day. I'm confused and I'm enjoying it.

It's a good month, let's say it. They're a rip fruits that have not been harvested that have fallen onto the ground and are beginning to rot. What about your October? What a beautiful analogy for this month's flat share. Yes indeed. They're still edible, but you want to grab them quick. They're ripe fruits that we have got a couple of ripe fruits that have fallen to the ground this month for you, in the shape of two brilliant guests. LAUGHTER

I think anything we're the ripe fruits. Yes, the two fantastic guests we have, Balazafar and Deborah Francis White on this episode, recorded as we have done all of our recent episodes over Zoom, and it was really good fun. I really enjoyed this one as well. It was. It was.

I thought this one more than any other had like, it felt like this wasn't, this wouldn't. Well, like, there's a reason it's our October episode, it's complex, it's got depth. I felt like this episode, I thought the reason it's our October episode, it's complex, it's got depth. I feel like this episode... I thought the reason it's our October episode is gonna be recorded last month. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the time.

You have to put it out this month. Okay, yeah, let's go with that. And crucially, the reason we're putting that is because the month has rolled around guys. We cannot stress that enough. Well Tom, you're not gonna believe it, but the episode has rolled around the episode is rolled around Yeah, yeah, yeah, episode is rolled around

Tom Matthew Tom Bees! What is it, Matthew? Yeah! What is it, yeah? Cheeky little nugget? Oh, how long have you been there? The nuggety scam, I'll take that. Listen, one of you two has got to make the coffee, please. And thank you. Oh, well, it's not going to be me, mate. I mean, I do.

It's a lot of fat for it. It is a lot of fat, sure, sure. I do like coffee. In fact, I like my coffee, like I like my podcasts. Strong, sweet, and uncomfortably white. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Harry, what about you? You can be nervous about that.

You can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you could tell there was, there was, there was nervous in the voice, but you know what? If you are going to do satirical races and go for it. Ha ha ha ha. Perry, what about you? Well, now I'm going to preface this by saying a lot of people send me exact like a lot of people go, oh, you're like this because of your intro jokes on flat slam. And I've realized that I hate this kind of humor.

What? And yet here we are. I'm still going to give it a good old crap. Oh, okay. Okay. So, so this is, this is, you're going to tell us now a joke that you yourself don't like. It's not even, he hates it. It's a hate.

Yeah, yeah. It's a heady brew. And it's not just this specific joke, it's this whole genre of joke you're going to do that you hate. You ready? Here we go. Okay, here we go. A little bit of comedy from somebody who doesn't enjoy their own comedy. I'm not going to make the coffee because the other day I got stuck in a room with someone's grandma, right?

Okay. I didn't know who's grandma it was. And so I said, look, who's your grand son or who's your grand daughter to come and tell me? And she said, well, my grandson is actually used to be the Secretary-General of the United Nations. Oh. But I'm not going to tell you which one until you made me a hot beverage. I said, coffee and am. She said, no, it was boot-trust, boot-trust, Garley. Yeah! Well, there's anyone with us else this.

We're going to have to have a... Flash, yes, slam down! We're going to to have a flash a Hello and welcome to flash a slam down the panel show that says won't you come see about me I'll be alone Dancing you know it baby tell me your troubles and doubts, Giving me everything inside and out, and love strange, So reel in the dark, think of the tender things that we were working on. Slow change may pull us apart, when the light gets into your heart baby, don't you forget my coffee

Oh don't don't don't don't don't you forget my coffee I said na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na No, no, Matthew, cross me in the only they stray from the flock. They'll always be my prodigal sons Let's meet the lieutenant Tom Perry and Benedict Clark Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh could say the same thing for your song. No, I know, it's not yours. I thought it was a long walk for a small sandwich. A fewer and fewer things you enjoy in life, Tom, and never change that, never change that. Let's introduce our guests. So Ben, who have you brought along with you this week? Well, I have bought my guilty pleasure, Deborah Frights this way. Deborah Frights is white is here. Deborah, it's great to have you on the show. Now, are you... It's going to be described by a man I've never slept with as a guilty pleasure. LAUGHTER

Never slept with yet, Ben. Yes. Stick around exactly. Well, we did sleep together at the Edinburgh Festival and I've forgotten, of course, but, you know... That's also... That's Clarkies, M.O. Clarkies has a very similar problem. So maybe you two have had a long, long established relationship. It's possible we're married, but only in Edinburgh.

Well, it doesn't count. It doesn't count. It's like being famous in Edinburgh. It doesn't count in Edinburgh. What's your mouth out with soap? I'm sorry. Well, I will. Now listen, what kind of a flatmate are you?

I mean, it depends how you look at it. Am I entertaining, endlessly entertaining and unqualified delight? Yes. Will I ever wash anything up? No, no, not so much. Right. But I live with my husband and we share the responsibilities quite evenly.

Like if people come round, he cooks everything. I make cocktails and introductions. So you're doing the entertaining there? Yeah, that's great. That's what I think. That's what I think. And I'm very, very, very good at Deliveroo. And I know that's the only Deliveroo. No, no, I am actually talented at it because a lot of people can't do it. If you live in Central London, you need to understand what is what's under your fingers here because you can get an incredible vegan casserole to the door, you can get a perfectly

plan, meals, very nutritious things, you just got to know where to look and I have put the timing, I've put the work in. So Tom cooks half the week and the other half of the week, I do a very well-researched delivery. So, Brad, I just check, are you sponsored by Deliveroo? No, but I should be. Well, that's a good idea. And do you know what else? If someone's feeling down, if a friend of mine is feeling down, sometimes I send them just a delivery dessert, because you know, they're saying,

I feel really miserable. And then I just say, are you going to be home in the next hour? And then someone knocks on the door with like four tubs of harlanders or an apple crumbled one. That's amazing. Debra, can I shock you? I'm feeling really miserable. You send me your address.

I'm sat here at 24. I'm sitting here at 24. We're doing our... Don't give the address here. We're doing our forecast. No, don't give the address here, but you can pop it in the little window or something. Pop it in the Zoom chat.

So Tom, who have you brought along with you this week? Well, bad news Matthew, the Jumberies in danger. Oh no, please. No, I know. Our five-assigned football team has performed worse than ever before. So I've hired the best top shop manager. Top shop manager.

You're actually a top shop. He's gonna kick more out in nice skinny jeans, isn't he? Oh, wait, you're wasting your time on five aside guys, you should be models, that's what you should be. He's a hot shot manager. He's not a top shot manager. It's Bellows are fire everybody. He's here. Bellows are fire.

Hey man, thanks for coming on the show. Thank you for having me. Thanks for breaking away from the flagship store you're running down there as well. I like top man. Yeah, say the I, I like Topman as well. So what kind of a flatmate are you? Are you the first person to live with? I'm a nice boy. This is the problem. I'm usually quite quiet, but now since I've been doing the streams on the Twitch, very loud, and last week, I mean, I think I was singing a song from Moulin at midnight, and the person below me had work in the morning, and that's... That's an awkward conversation the next day.

Yeah, she said, were you singing Moulin? Yeah. Yeah, that, yeah. Can I just ask, I'm really sorry to ask, but what is Twitch? Oh. I don't care. I really actually, but now you like it, Bill, I do care a bit. Thank you.

Could you give me an elevator pitch for Twitch? So it's a website where people stream themselves playing games mainly, but you can do anything on it. So what I do is that I play a football game from 2005, but I also play the character of the football manager on my stream. So it's, it's nuts. Like I did a say on it a couple of weeks ago. And yeah, the song from Mulan was a team talk for the Cup Final. I love it. I'm good. Did you win? Yeah, we did. Yeah. Beat Merzy side red. Oh, huge. That's great. It's a great night. I feel bad for the people that I love with.

So we have met our guests, but who is going to have to head next door like Jiles from Buffy and borrow some gold blend. Let's find out as we play Round One! Cafe, cafe, cafe, cafe, give me a skinny cafe latte grant Cafe, cafe, cafe, cafe, I've had way too much of you than I planned I shouldn't have gone for tiramisu and a liter of nitro cobrou when I ordered that breakfast can't eat And that was just my first mistake for lunch I ate a coffee cake and a pour over of quite a mallet bean My chickens all came home to roost when I've been took in a bar of boost and a can of coke with my neighbor Charlie Sheen My eyeball shaking my feet they tap I espresso my teeny whizz my night cap I think I've got a problem with caffeine Caffe, caffeine, caffeine

It's for him and I'm washing the car Caffe, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine I've Googled loads of stuff about Johnny Ma. Buzz, Joline. Yes, it is the correct answer and 1.2 Deborah. This round is called Star Bucks, aka Kevin Costa. Now I'm going to... This is the most corporate episode we've ever done.

He's a little bit, isn't it? You know what? It really is, but here's the thing. We could do with making a little bit of money. And if somebody wants to sponsor us, if that happens to be Starbucks, if it happens to be, you know, Deliveroo, if that must be just Eats. So listen, I'm going to ask, I'm going to ask each team to list increasingly famous people doing decreasingly expensive things. list increasingly famous people doing decretingly expensive things. You've got 90 seconds going back and forth to list as many Starbucks as possible. However, if the opposing team wants to challenge, at any point they can. Just shout out challenge, we'll stop the clock, we'll hear the challenge, and if it's a good challenge, they take over their play in the game, all right? It's a point for each pairing. Five points of pair was talking at the end of the 90 seconds. We're going to start with Ben and Debra. Okay? Yes. Ready guys?

The pressure. Can I just say for the listener, the pressure was really starting to get to belong. I've got all the celebrities. Yeah, I don't know anyone now. Okay, and things. Okay, your time starts now. The Todd from Scrubs, buying cocaine for the royal family. Right. Okay. That's great. That is a strong start.

How you play. It's a strong start. Okay, this is a week, a week seconds. I can go for the dude from the Cillip Bang Adverts. Barry Scott. Barry Scott. Buying the World Cup. All right.

G.E.D.W.D. Challenge. Yes, Tom. I think the world cups going to be more expensive than cocaine for the royal family. Break it down. Which members of the royal family did Coke? Uh, no, no, it's, that's not, that's not the point. The point here is he's buying it for the whole of the royal family, whether they wanted or not, like her majesty may pass, but she'll still be offered.

You wouldn't turn up with Coke for the royal family and not offer her Majesty a line. Whether she leaves it on the table or not, that's not his problem. I'm still gonna say that that is less money than the World Cup. Yeah. Well, you have to buy her Majesty the finest cocaine.

Good, good, good, good. Going to humankind. He might have got a good deal on the cup. Go and try and buy the World Cup. Yeah, I think the World Cup is, I think the World Cup is priceless. I'm gonna, it was a good, it was a good challenge. It was a good deal on the cup. Go and try and buy the World Cup. Yeah, I think the World Cup is, I think the World Cup is priceless. I'm going to, it was a good, it was a good challenge. It was a good challenge.

It's going back over to Tom. Bellal can panic again. Here we go. I'm going to go, the dude who played Harold Bishop. Ian Smith. Buying a Ferrari. Lovely. I've been wrong with it.

Allow. That's very good. I'm going to go with... Oh. 35 seconds left. Garrett Gates. Buying cocaine for the Royal Family. I'm stopping the clock.

What's he done? You can... And it was so heartwarming you didn't start a once. I'm not going to allow... No, I'm not going to allow to come this. A second time because... OK. If it clearly forms the rules, you've already had a second time.

I'm a bit confused. I can tell. I'm sorry. It's all right. Please don't worry. So, it's all so challenged that the Gareth Gates isn't... I would say, is less famous. I'm challenging it myself. I'm giving myself a point.

I'm throwing it back over to Debra, carry on. You've got 25 seconds left. All right, can we start from anywhere now? You can start from Tom's one, which was Tom Remind us. Harrel Bishop by the Ferrari. Harrel Bishop by the Ferrari, okay, 25 seconds left. Gunther from Friends, playing golf for money with Jeff Bezos. I'm going to go for Ian Brown

buying two mini-coupers. Ian Brown from The Stone Roses. Ian Brown challenge. Okay. Ian Brown from The Stone Ris isn't as famous as God the Prophets. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah. I was going to try to argue that but I mean yeah. Because it's more paper friends. No one can not know. Everybody you know my mum and dad know Gunther from friends. Do you know his actual name though?

Ian Brod! I don't know who Ian Brod is. I don't know where it came from. The last one though who Ian Brod is. It doesn't matter if you don't know what his name is. What his name is. You know, we've already had the guy who plays Harold Bishop or Todd from Scrubs.

Yeah, you're right. I'm gonna allow Gunther from friends, Tom. Yeah. This is for the game here now. You've got four seconds left. No. If you can do this in four seconds, I need to be someone who's more famous than Ian Brown. More famous than Ian Brown.

Oh, it's reversed the Gunter, then. Sorry, yes, you're right. More famous than Gunter, doing something less expensive than whatever it was Gunter was doing. Four seconds to go, starting now. Tom Hanks is buying the bag of lemon and limes from Tesco, when he's having a lovely time. That is your time. You've got the five points there. Congratulations, Tom. Tom and Belal, very, very strong work there. Okay.

Before we play round two of this, Belal, do you need to have it explained to you? I think I get it now. I got very confused. Well, here's just a big thing. Sorry, I'll let you. Here's the problem. Here's the problem, Bill Lyle, because I'm going to flip the rules. Right, okay. So, if you've got it now, I would say junk.

Whatever you've got in your brain. Okay. I can do that. I can do that. I'm going the other way. So, next we're playing, we are playing a decreasingly famous people doing increasingly expensive things. No, okay. So you can have no repetitions.

Wait, just let me just explain the rules before you give any help. You can have no repetitions for the previous round, okay? So yeah, so you want to start mega famous on your celebrity, cheapest chips on your items, and then go the other way. And okay. If it helps, think of two scales. The famous people are on one side and the purchasing on the other.

So the famous people are on one side. And yeah, that, as soon as I saw you did that, Balal. I knew you were going to be. Yeah. One thing you're up, one finger down. If you would like to keep your fingers up and down, you know, as a sort of aid memoir. Thank you. So, Tom and Balaal, as Deborah and Ben started the last game,

you start this game. Do you need a recap of what you're doing? No, no, can I go first? Of course you can, Balaal. Of course you can. You are our guest. So remember, decreasing your famous people,

doing increasing the expensive things, your 90 seconds begins now. Okay. Leonardo DiCaprio. Good start. Having a Leonardo DiCaprio. Good start. Having an ice cream. Great. This is how we play.

Danny Dyer. Always dropped down hard. Buying skiing equipment. Okay. Oh, God. Oh, Paris. Paris for it. He's not going to eat a game for Balal.

He's not been a team player. Balal, you can't panic to eat a game for Balali. He's not been a team player. Balali, you said. I'm panic. Billy Mitchell from EastEnders. My definition. Yep. Oh, buying a car. Do you want to be more specific on the car?

Persio. Oh, there we go, of course. Harry, you. Oh, no, the red. OK, I'm going to go with James A. Casta. Oh, buying some... I guess he is. Buy some trainers.

I'm going to say James A. Casta is more famous than the last person that I've forgotten. And also, increasingly expensive things, Perry, you've got trainers after Persho. You fuck yourself there mate. I think it's a good, that's a joy. I mean, even if they're those Kanye West trainers, they're still not more than a Persho, mate. Are they? Okay.

Good challenge from Clarky. You've got 25 seconds. Sorry, below. You know what? Where are we picking up from from Clark. You've got 25 seconds. Sorry, but I know what, you know, where were we picking up from? We've picked up from Bellows picking up from Bellows. And now I have a refresher on that. But it's now you're just saying medium celebrities buying medium things. I know. It's a hard game to play. I'm just walking down an up escalator gang. It's like an MC Escher picture. This isn't it? It's really, it's tricky. You're the thing to medium celebrities buying medium things. So Bill, I'll remind you to get what the, Billy Mitchell buying in a brand new Persia, Billy Mitchell with a brand new Persia. So, the things are getting,

no, the things are getting less expensive and the celebrity's getting more the other way around. Decreasingly famous people, celebrities are getting less famous. So, a less famous than Billy Mitchell, more expensive than a brand new Persia. Clark, it's your challenge, so it's your turn. You've got 25 seconds. Okay. Billy Mitchell, Persia, up and down. I really want to see those fingers. Here we go.

Time starts now. I'm going to go for Deborah Francis White buying a house. Okay, and congratulations. Thank you for rubbing in what I won't be able to afford this lifetime. Okay, so it's got to be somebody less famous than you. It's a tricky, it's a tricky ball to play. A tricky guy. I don't know. I don't know who you can pick, mate. It's also embarrassing to say who you think is less famous than you. I'm so lovely. So, I'm very fond of this. OK.

I'm a minor royal. So, Princess Anne's husband, whose name we don't even know, but we know he exists. I'm going to take the challenges with, it's because I like a challenge with this, with this, this, this, this, this few seconds to go. Um, have to challenge Princess Ann's husband is more famous than Deborah Francis was. No, because you don't know, but if you could say his name than he is. I, I think, no, I think this is gun different friends all over again. I would, I would say Princess Ann's husband, I think you were, you probably,

No, because if you can't pick it out of my mouth. You're obsession with royalty, Deborah. It's your obsession with royalty. Cannot just say it's an astounding, it's an astounding mental approach to think, God, who's less famous than me? I might not be able to. I'm not able to.

I'm not able to say it. No, I'm not able to say it. No, I'm not able to say it. That's why I went royal. No, but he's denying your podcast royalty But I don't think I'm wrong though. I think most people would not be able to pick him out of line up. Most people could also not pick me out of a line up, but I at least have a fan base. I don't think Princess Anne's husband has a fan base.

I don't know. People love the royals. People do love the royals, yeah. The royals are famously famous. I'm really hoping it's not listening because I feel mean, but they don't. Okay, listen, what about if they, what about if they said Princess and her husband are gonna go and do a little parade down the strand? People are gonna show up to that, right?

Aren't they? I'd be there. They, most people meeting a party wouldn't know who he was. I don't, he also threw me. You were gonna say this is gonna make you like me, because, humiliating podcasts over ever. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that.

I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that.

I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that.

I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of that. I'm not afraid to know. I just wasn't. I'm not. I said someone was less famous than me. I just said, my mum. That would be good. Listen, listen, Perry, you've got one second of for a correct challenge. You've got one second left to play. Okay, so what was, what was, Perry's was Deborah Francis White. What were you buying, by the way? A house. A house. Deborah Francis White, buying a house. Which I never will now, because it's been rubbed in

that I'm not famous enough to ever fucking will be. She's okay. I might see if I can have an affair with Princess Anne's husband and see if I can get his house. I know what, he's a famous guy, it's worth doing. Perry, your one second begins now, if you can get it in in a second. Deborah Fratsys White's mom buying Princess Anne's

husband's house. Love it. Fantastic work there. Tom and Bellal, you win that round again. Of course, of course you get points for everyone you got right, but that's five points at the end. Listen, we're like those specialist deathbolas in 2020 cricket.

We're good at the end. You bring us on, we'll close that again. I'm not going to lie to you. I think what happened there is Deborah Self Distracted. You feel like, you know, you know why? It's just clarky, clarky, clarky, it's part of the bomb underneath there. And I'm not gonna, I think clarky,

you're to at least share the blame. Oh yeah, I feel very responsible. So at the end of that round, producer Gwyn, it's been a stressful round. We're all sweating, but what has it done to the scores? Crucially, producer Gwyn, tell us what it's done to the scores. So the scores at the end of that round are Matthew Krosby with one point. Thank you, of course. Unbelievable.

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Do you want to see what the world is really like? Yes. Four things is deliciously funny and spectacularly entertaining. A woman planting her course to freedom at in Lutton. It's non-stop bonkers brilliance. I love that. Four things. In so-like theaters, December 15th. Tax. But do Ben and Debra have to wake up and smell the coffee? Let's find out as we play round two. It's flat games! Let's find out as we play round two. It's flat games Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, which player to give us a rendition of a classic Rolling Stone song on an object or objects from their home. The teammate has to guess which hit from Mick Keath and the boys they are attempting to favour us with. Okay, so Ben, you are up first. What have you chosen, Ben, to play your... What have you chosen to play? Now obviously you have in your house,

musical instruments, but we're not going to count those. What have you doing to play? Now obviously you have in your house musical instruments but we're not going to count those. What have you chosen to play your song on? I've chosen this class. Okay. And this picture frame. You've clearly done a lot of practice. So if you just check your... If you just check your whatsapp now

I've whatsapped the... Oh yeah. You're doing to you. Okay. Oh okay. Alright. Okay. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now it's Deborah has to listen to this and guess what Roddingstone song Ben is trying to play. Yeah, I'm ready.

Tt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- Can anyone else hear that? No, you might be holding close to the microphone. Close to the microphone rather than close to your mouth. It's a bit of a picks up the sound, the mouth is where you drink out. I've got a bigger glass. What is this? There we go. Now we're talking. That's more like it.

Here we go. Here we go. I mean, I literally can only hear the first note. Yeah. Well, I tell you what, do you want to pick a different instrument that is not the glass and see if that makes any any any difference? Are you a lousy Hummert? We may have to do humming a Rolling Stone song. Not quite as dynamic, but I could gargle it.

We'll give it a go. Well, the song's a good idea. Yeah, that's what we'll do, okay? So, yes, it's flat games. This time we're playing our version of saying that tune, which we're calling, name that gargle. Okay, the Rolling Gargles. I'm going to ask each player to give us a red dish of a classic Rolling Stone song, but I gargling it.

So, Ben, would you like to start? I've sent yours through. Off you go. Goodbye Ruby Tuesday. Can I challenge? Can I challenge? Oh, a parking finish. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sadly, yes. Sadly, yes. Is it a honky-tonk woman? It is not, and I'm going to stop you there before you list any more that might come up later in the show. So Tom, what was Clarky going for?

Bilal Gido. No. I was going to go jump in Jack Flash. Jack Flash. Correct. You know what? I'm going to give Tom the point for that, obviously, because he's got the correct answer, but also Clarky, I'm going to give you a whopping nine points.

Because I'll tell you what you did at you did save the game. I think I'm only for the game. You're getting picked for the game, but you also saved it at the last minute. I felt like I simultaneously saved Anne buried it. Yeah, well you buried the old game. The game is dead long with the game. Okay, Bilal, have you got some sort of receptacle with some liquid in it, you can gargle for us?

Shall I try tapping first or is that? Do you want to try your household object? Try your household object in case, and we'll see what happens. If you're happy with the household object, we've got the Reza Salsa. Oh my God, you've been sponsored by Dorita. And Bungerra. Oh, yes. Reza Salsa. Yeah, God. You've been sponsored by Dorita. I'm Bungela.

Oh yeah. He's a salsa. I'm jealous. I'm jealous. I'm jealous. I'm jealous. I'm jealous. I'm jealous.

I'm jealous. Oh yeah. He's a salsa. I'm jealous. I'm jealous. I'm jealous. I'm jealous. I'm jealous.

I'm jealous. I'm jealous. I'm jealous. I'm jealous. I'm jealous. I'm jealous. I'm go. Bilal, rock us, baby. Try it and then I'll gargle if it doesn't work. Okay. Sure, sounds good.

Bilal, I'm afraid it's cut the sound out, so. We're gonna gargle. It's gonna have to be gargling. Coffee. Here we can do gargle on one jello. I can try. Don't try and gargle a combination of on jello and salsa. Here we go. Bilal on one jello. I can try. Don't try and go on combination of one jello and salsa. Here we go. Balaal, let's hear this song. God, I don't know if I can

even go. Alright. That's swallowing below. I got stuck in the old throat. That's where it's going to go. Let it linger in the throat and wobble it around a little bit musically. Here we go. I can't go. How else can I do it? I don't know what.

Step by the way, my empire is crumbling around me. I can't believe it. My humming. You can hum it. Yeah, go on. Fucking hum it. Why don't you sing it with the words? Ah.

OK. Go on, you and hum it. OK, here we go. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, It was a little easy, Bella. I'm not going to lie to you. It was a little easy now. Next up. Next up. My household object is Mick Jagger. Yes. In we go. You delivered a room in the house. Love it. I need to get myself some water so I can gargle.

Grab yourself some water. Can you guys just busk? We'll happily, happily, happily busk. I think I can't gargle when people are watching. Really? I think so. Do you think what you think it is? Do you think you've just got a, like, too much of a gag reflex

or just too open a throat? What's the, I'm just too open throat, you know? Just too open throat. We know that from your singing voice, of course. You're open hearted and open throated. Open hearted and from your chin the profile. DMs are also open. Okay.

Whoa. All right. That's no name. Please don't apologize. This is all I'll expect it. No one expected me to be doing this. Okay. Nobody say anything. Unless you think you've got the right answer

because it's easy to lock. Okay. Booh, booh, booh, booh. Come on. easy to lock. It is good. I know what it is but I want to hear the whole song. She's not waving, she's drowning. This is what I like since he started the beginning. The longer this goes on the less sure I am. Just say the thing that you think it is. It is the thing that you think it is. The longer this goes on the less sure I am Say the thing that you think it is You think it is can't always get what you want it is you can't always get what you want absolutely correct That's very impressive so that was really good even when that thing is to be more famous

You can't get it you want to get it. That's what you are so Fucking time and I'm still never I forgot to say I'm going to give, obviously because I'm going to give Bilal a whopping four points face to this humming there as well. Deborah, I think for that, for that gargling, it was really, really strong work. I'm going to give you eight points for the gargling, really, really good gargling.

And of course, a point to parry. Now, sorry, point to carkey, parry. Can I say your honest? That is a real low blow to disho, you literally just told Balal he was half as good as Debra. So I think I had to go and do it. I was a kind of gargled. I didn't need to tell him.

He knew himself, he knew himself, all right? I wasn't doing it to kick a man when he was down. Can I make two, right? I'm going to make two pitches for a household object before I was down. Can I make two, right, I'm gonna make two pitches for a household object before I gargle. Let's do it, Harry, because we can salvage this game. I know you can. Okay, what's my song?

Oh, your song, sorry, I'll text it to you right now. Oh, what's your household object? Well, I'm texting. I thought you could have asked me for my phone number then. I'm sure I've got it somewhere. Here we go. Yes. Okay, so this was my first pitch for a household object was going to be my cordless electric drill. Oh, I like that. How do that works? That does work. That works. That works. That works. Is that cutting through?

That's going through strong, man. My second is going to be. Not what I'm going to be supposed to do. This dude that's been gifted to us. I've got one of those. This isn't actually a Spencer Jones, though, this is. That's good. I'm going to say, you know what?

I'm almost going to veto that because it's too musical. But in your hands, I'm going to allow it. know what, I'm almost going to veto that because it's too musical. But in your hands, I'm going to allow it. So what do you want to do? A little bit of drill, a little bit of baby octopus, the musical octopus. Well, let's see how the drill goes and then we'll put squeaky right there. Have you got a squeaky? Of course, I've got a squeaky. Yeah, that's a classic from the Le Mesa.

Honestly, Le Mesa's toys are absolutely amazing. And if anyone from Le Mesa is listening, we will accept sponsorship. They're really, really good, yeah. from the l-m------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's what we're going with to begin with. That's what we're going with. Okay, so let's just let's just imagine we're at we're at Wembley The lights have come down the the stage lights are blazing Mickey keeps roll out here's what they give us here's what they open with Okay, God okay It's hard. That was good actually, Pary, that was good. I mean, I've got it written down. I'm doing, yeah. Right.

Yeah, keep doing that, that was good. Let me do it one more time. I think I don't know the song. I appreciate your honesty. Do that again, hang on. That was good. Let me do it one more time. I think I don't know the song Appreciate you honesty do that again. Hang on That's what you're gonna get Don't think I actually know it. I'll guess the song. Yeah, guess it's not I thought it was gonna be one Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- And I listen to hip hop. And it's like, this game is against me. It's not stacked in your favor here. Clark, your Deborah, do you want to try and steal here?

Any idea what you think this might be? Well, you, have you got an idea? I. Then, can it be like, get off of my cloud or something? Do I not get off my cloud? Let's hear it on squeaking. Yeah. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP B My cloud let's hear it on squeaky. Yeah It was better on the drill it was better on the drill actually mate. Yeah, um it what oh

Clarkey yeah, go on go on go on. No, no, it's Clarky. Oh, no, yeah. Go on, go on, go on. No, no, it's not, because it's not, it's not so. What is it, an Ian Brown song? What is it, hey, I'm it. I've got the F-E-I-R, mate. Right, um, let's hear it again. It was, of course, let's spend the night together. And this is how it should have sounded. Let's spend the night together. Oh, yeah. Now I need you more than ever.

Let's spend the night together. Now I can't hear you songs. Yes. Right. A strong sentiment, but just not so well delivered. I'm sorry that you think it's rubbish. Maybe if Buster Rhymes was wrapping over the top, you'd have to put it back out.

I'm afraid this is rock majesty we're talking about here. Now I'm going to give you Tom because that was beautifully played. Maybe if the dog was wrapping like he does in the delivery of Advert, then we can all count up. I believe. Yeah. Listen, I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you nine points there, Paris. It was a very strong rendition of Let's Spend the Night Together. Can I just Jane only say when I went to my phone, the first thing that I saw was a very strong rendition of Let's Spend the Night Together. Can I just genuinely say, when I went to my phone, the first thing that I saw was a text message from you

that just said, Let's Spend the Night Together. And my brain was genuinely like, but what's the song? LAUGHTER Like, let's stop dicking around. I'm on my way. Right, let's cut back to some producer Gwyn. Producer Gwyn, what has this done to the scores?

And can you tell us, please, by gargling? It's short. Oh, I'm so white. It's a glass of white. Yeah, man, physically pretty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, here we go. Right, rock, roll, pop.

Well, I mean, that was enough, right? Yeah. No, no. Cuff. Well, well. I mean, that was enough, right? Yeah. No, no, it gives the actual score here, I think. No, no, no, no, no, he's in the lead. I think I've got 41 as well, I heard. Tom and Bella have 31, Benedict ever have 23.

Ooh, so everything to play for, everything to play for. So, from the rolling homes to the beefals, it's time to play for. So from the rolling homes to the beef balls. It's time to play beef brothers From the sorting at your Yes, there's a little bit Did you enjoy that ball out was Was that your kind of thing? Sure. Yeah. Woo!

LAUGHTER Yes, it's Pete Brothers where equally asked our panelists to sort out a flat-shared beast. And today's one comes from Fran, Brackett's whom slash him. Who writes? Fran writes, I have been a godfather for a long time now. Not the type who runs a family of naughty Italians, just the run of the mill friend who

was given a pointless title on the birth of their mate's son. Every year I feel obliged to buy my godson a gift, which was fine. He's now 21 and he's yet to even get me a card. I was hoping my mate may have told me, I can stop once he became a teenager, but sadly not. Am I being tight? Should I pull the plug? Will this ruin my friendship?

What do I do? All the best, Fran. Okay, so we'll start with you, Balal. Are you a Godfather to anybody? Have you got any kind of responsibilities? I have a little nephew in Nice. Are you a good uncle to them? Very, give her.

Absolutely. Absolutely. I think, no, I think he is being tight. I think it's your Godson. Godson, is that right? That's right, yeah. Godson, it's your responsibility. You've got to get them stuff. 21 though. Once you get to 21. 21, it's right? That's right, yeah. Godson, it's your responsibility. You've got to get them stuff.

21 though, once you get to 21. 21, it's also as well, you know, I don't know how old Fran is, but someone who's, you know, let's say he's, let's say he's at the very least, he's got to be, he's got to be in his late 30s early 40s, right? Is our Fran, if he's got to make, he's got his son who's 21. Then what have they got in common?

It depends on his buyer. You know what he's, you know, he doesn't know what he's supposed to be getting for him anyway. And you know, you feel like if you get in the iTunes vouchers, you're not being that inventive, you know, that's fine though. I guess if he feels like he's not, because he really wants a card,

if he's not getting his card, he can just get the vouchers then. That's fine, isn't it? Okay, Duffler, what do you think? How do you feel about this? I know the answer to this. You're, if you looked into Brett's, and I'm so sorry,

this is not doing anything for my image as one of the people, absolute socialist, which I am, socialist feminist, egalitarian, went, was state educated. All of those things are true. I've banged on about minor royals. And now I'm going to say, you looked into Brett's book of etiquette. It would tell you you are released not before, but on the 18th birthday.

So you need to give an 18th birthday present. And then that's it. It's over. There is nothing beyond that. That person is an adult. Now, if you wish to do a 21st, you wouldn't expect to United the 20th. 21st is a nice thing to do.

But beyond that, you are not still getting a, you know, a waterstand voucher and a bag of duplo from your Godfather when you're 35. I'm sorry, no, there's a cutoff. It's somebody who is in low-code parental. So if your parents died, you'd have to go and live with, I mean, Fran, which you wouldn't want to, because he never liked you.

But you'd have had to. But at the point of 22, well, if your mom and dad died, you're on your own. And you know, one's expected to take you. So Fran, allow me to release you. This person is 21. Amazing. They are not expected to get you a card. They allow me to release you. This person is 21. Amazing. They are not expected to get you a card. They should write you a thank you card. And if they don't,

I feel like you can pull back on the present card situation. But at 21, it is done. It doesn't matter what your friends are saying. It is over. And in fact, you could write a letter to that effect resigning from your post if you want to. I like the letter. It wouldn't be kind, but neither are you by the sound. So back out. I don't think on on parry, isn't there like a happy medium here, which is like a present that's like a goodbye present. So it's like you're resigning with duties, but you're kind of like this. So like I think like something that's going to increase in value with age. So you know, like you can buy a bottle of wine that they keep in the fridge for you. Like this to get in a cell or some shim. Like, don't be in the fridge.

You got that. Pop that in the fridge. It's sharp today. It's worth three nights right now. It's worth three nights right now. But you know, get it in here. Shum paid our lives, guys. For the next 40 years.

But it's like, you could splash out like a ton 20 on a bottle of burgundy or some shit. And it'd be in a cellar. And then like, it's like in 10 years time, that'll be worth a grand or whatever it is. You could do that. I don't know, yeah. I don't know if that's okay. So you could do that or like, oh, you could buy them like a stock in a company that's not good. I don't want to say Uber Eats, but you know. And it's kind of like stock.

It's kind of like good luck in the future, mate. There's a stock. I've done my bit. Right. Okay. Yeah. Spread your wings. Okay. A Clarky.

Clarky, what do you think? What are you? I feel well to arms. Sure. I think it's right. I think if you go for something a bit silly, then you can string it out. So what I was thinking of. I think if you go for something a bit silly, then you can string it out. So what I was thinking of,

get yourself a photo of you and your godson and go to one of those companies that make it into like a jigsaw and then every year just send him a piece of the jigsaw. Right. So that way you're not breaking the bank. There's a little bit of thought for us, and then there are only pieces you're getting.

500 pieces. 500 pieces. That's right. Figure out how much wrong you've got left. And then break that in down into years. No, no, but like, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, no, but like go left Like a leak mother fucker go for like a 35 piece Okay, okay, that's it roughly how much I've got and then just yeah, just like A piece every year that way you can just you can could you imagine slip it into the card Imagine your reaction if a family member started doing that to you Clark. I think that'd be a lot of Imagine your reaction if a family member started doing that to you, Clark. I think that'd be a lot of fun because of your family, notoriously, by you bad presence. Exactly, Tom. And thank you for listening, Mum and Dad. I think so because this is exactly it.

I've got, you know, family members like cousins and stuff who very kindly get me something that isn't great every year, but you're like, oh that's so much effort for them. And I down appreciate it. But if they were just doing something a little bit fun every year, a little bit flippant, I'd be like, oh great, I'll definitely keep hold of those. And gradually I'll build this jigsaw and it's a picture of me in them. Yeah. What an awful payoff.

Oh, and let's just like it. I heard about somebody that did this. They ordered a picture of the family and gave it to the ground and when you finished the picture it was someone else's family. They fixed the whole problem. Who's that? Who the fuck is this? I actually have a sort of creative solution to the whole problem.

OK, all right. You have to set a... Let's pull back a little... Let's try and knuckle down on this. But Debra, give us your creative solution then, but I'll... OK, so I mean, it's a big picture solution to be fair. And I could do it all for you.

I have. I'll send it to you a piece at a time over the next 24 puppies podgras. No, I have what I do have God children, but I also have what I call cod children. And a cod child is somebody where you and the kid get on. So it's like a cod accent. They're not a real God child. they're a cod child. But you, you get on and you just nominate yourself as a cod mother with their permission and ideally don't just go to a kid in a bus stop, like at the parent's permission as well. Because sometimes you've got a God child and they're like into sport and then obviously it's not going to work out for anybody.

But you don't know when your a baby is trusted, you say, yeah, of course, I will, but they might not get on with you. So in that case, swap God's children with someone who likes your God child better. Do you see what I mean? nominate somebody else who's good at this. Yeah, yeah, I'm another one of your friends. I'm very good. Yeah. I don't have children. So I'm I've taken my God children and my God children to Disneyland, did I take them to the theatre? Oh my God. I'm a great godparent. That's the other thing. If you're thinking about a godparent for your child, who's pregnant at the moment? Ben. No. Tom. No, Tom, sorry. Tom, you're pregnant. That's right. That's why you've got the special... That's why you can't fit into top man. Squid. Well, you've got the musical squid. N nominate Godparents who don't have children and don't want any, because they will borrow yours.

Anyone has got their own pair, own kids doesn't have time for yours. That's true. That's really good. So you're going, you're going cod parents. I got it. Are you auditioning to be? I'm saying give the kid away. If you, if you feel you've got this obligation going forward and you don't want it anymore,

nominate a new Godfather to do the next 20 years. Oh, well, maybe, maybe, maybe get a younger model, maybe get a Godfather who is a assimilaration to the the kid they could just be mates. Billal, what are you thinking? No, I think you accepted the Godson, you can get him a present every year, you call these parents up, you say, what's he like now, PlayStation, buy him a game? Yes. It's not that bad, it's not that tough. Right. I think.

Yeah, you accepted it and yeah, I don't, yeah. Okay. You need a card. You don't need a card, exactly, you know, frown up to the plate. You're saying, you're saying, grow up, you don't need a card. If you're desperate for a card,

buy yourself a card and, you know, go to the Mr. Beanroot. Clarky, what are you saying here? I'm sticking with Jigsaw. You're going Jigsaw, okay. Jigsaw all the way. In which case we come to them. You're sticking with Jigsaw, that's a good idea. Jigsaw, I think it's a good idea, man.

What are you talking about? That's mental, can I, I mean, I, it's a tricky situation for me this, because I genuinely think I've got the answer here, which is, yeah, I'm just gonna present it as myself and have done, it's like, really? Okay, this is an unprecedented on Papis Flat Shoe slam down.

No, but no, I love it, I love it, come on. By him a gift that's gonna appreciate with age, get the man a bottle of wine that's in the fridge. But you don't even see the wine, trust me, it's the way it works. You don't even see the wine. You pay for a bottle of wine and they put it in a cellar and then it ages for 10 years or 15 years and then the Chinese buy it and you've got serious coin. It's like playing the stock market. You just buy them a gift and it's like, oh, you're buying him a stock. You say, here's a Deliveroo stock.

I'm out. I've done nothing. A barmer out. There you go. I have a good time. I'm out of here, so. OK, that's the same. That's the same.

OK, so we've got here. We've got, but Balal is saying, it's your responsibility. You accept it in the first place, you stick with it. Debra is saying, quite the opposite. She is saying, it's your responsibility, you accept it in the first place, you stick with it. Deborah is saying, quite the opposite. She is saying, basically, palm you off to somebody else and absolves you. You need to do that. Once they're 21, you just don't have any responsibility for them. Nobody at 78, if their grandfather's

100 is getting it, it's just not how it works. You've all misunderstood how it works. Deborah wants to put a contract on human relationships. She wants to say, no, no, there's a cutoff point. You're no longer my nephew. Go fuck yourself. That's what she's saying. That's what she's saying. If you know, live by the bret, die by the bret. Clarkie, you're going for the jigsaw.

How are you going for wine? Jigsaw. Wine and stock. Now, listen, I can't make, I can't make. The only way the jigsaw's going to work is right at the end. You can pleat it. And one of you's got your cock and balls, so it's like, sake? No, that's not how you, you, you, you, listen.

I hope you're not a godfather to anybody if you're getting your cock and balls out in front of them. For god's sake, you know, let's just, come on, okay. Now, who's the joke on that? Oh, so as well? Oh, that's 21. No, if never okay,

I'm not going for the time for you, God's done. No, no, look, you, I think that's fair. That's a good rule for like that. That's also in the breads. Ha, ha, ha! They do appreciate overtime. Now, listen, I can't make the call myself, guys. I can't make the call myself,

because I don't need, you know, this is a matter of for God, don't you, God's striking me down. He's already, you know, all God. I don't need, you know, this is a matter of forgotten, you God's striking me down, he's already, you know, or God, I don't need God's striking me down either. Now listen, instead I'm gonna call upon our live internet audience. So you can go to our profile on Twitter, it's at Pappy's Tweets and our pin tweet will let you vote for who you think should win.

So was it Belal with his suck it up? Was it Debra with a palm it off? Was it Debra with a Parmidoff? Was it Tom with his Stockson wine or was it Clarky with his Jigsaw? Go to App Pappies Twee on Twitter now and vote. So we will do the quick fire round in just a moment but I can tell you now I'm stopping. I'm stopping the poll. I'll refresh it one final time and well the results are in. I can say I can tell you now with 9% was Tom with expensive booze with 15% was Bilal keep on presse with 29% was nominated was nominator codmother from Deborah Francis White, but with nearly 50% of the vote, 47% is clarky with jigsaw puzzle, clarky congratulations. And I'm afraid Fran, there is your answer,

you have to live with it. Now it's time for the quickfire round, time for the dulcet, and by of course, dulcet, I mean, overlong strains of the quickfire round jingle. Here we go. This is the quickfire round. It's the round that goes really quickly Which is why it's quite I'm using that it has a long introduction

What a classic day It has a long introduction When the quick fire rounds quite quick, it's a bit like that guy in Robin Hood. His name's little John, but really he's quite large, at least that's what we're led to believe I can't get my head around there I'm sure there are other examples too

Like chicken, no chicken, no chicken little is actually little And Stuart little is little I'm trying to think of another example But I can't let's just stick with little John It's a classic example He was Robin Hood's best friend When Robin Hood got married he was his best man Will Scarlett was snubbed

He didn't get the call up Fryer took didn't mind because he got to do the ceremony Maybe Will Scarlett was allowed to DJ the reception the ceremony. Maybe Will Scolott was allowed to DJ the reception. Why'd you like to see that? And I don't know about Bride's maid. Did made Mary and half a sister. Anyway, let's not worry about all of this. We can just look in the Bible And the answers will be there Okay, well, let's get on with the quick fire round

Oh. Okay, that's it. Now it's time for the Bitfire round. And as our show is all about coffee, I have hidden the names of coffees inside these simple trivia questions. I'm going to stop for a second. Tom, what's the name? Tom, you look so upset. Oh, I agree.

Tom, you look, listen, I can't push through the quickfire round like this. With a face like absolute thunder, Tom, come on. It's just a podcast, mate. That's all right. I mean, I've been thrown by several things. I know, several things. You know what?

Have I just taught myself at a Godfather slot? Is that what's happened there? Oh, my kid having a jigsaw piece every year? Oh God! I live at the end of 21, mate. You have to redraw the list. Right, listen, we'll have this discussion off the air. Here's how the quickfire round works this time around. I've hidden the names of coffees inside these simple trivia questions.

So if I were to ask you which electronic duo with songs like Ula-la and Strip Machine is also an iced coffee, you'd of course reply, gold frappe, a chino. And you know, as you replied, you feel invigorated, wouldn't you? Ooh, it'll be like you just chucked one of those chilly, caffeinated beauties, straight down your gullet. Anyway, instead of buzzers, I would like to shout out your first names. Ben and Deborah, let's hear yours.

And Deborah! Lovely stuff, Tom and Balal. Tom. Lump. Thank you very much. Off we go. Which actor from the Godfather, Cepico and Jack and Jill is also a coffee? Tom. Tom. Al Capuchino.

Al Capuchino is correct, which song by the band Green Day was the name of their Duke Box musical and is also a black coffee. Tom. Tom. Americano Idiot. Americano Idiot is correct, which singer who performed Thank You Next is also a large coffee. Ariana Grande is correct Balaal. Which coach service is also a small coffee? Oh, oh, Debra. Yeah, can we hear the answer? National espresso. National espresso is absolutely correct. Which film is dying? Which are prior about a man who has to spend a lot of money to inherit a fortune is also a slow, infused, and often chilled coffee. Oh, Ben, Ben.

Cold Brewsters Millions. Cold Brewsters means it's correct. Which singer and drummer who performed in the air tonight is also a plain coffee? But a Deborah? Deborah, yeah. Yeah, you can do it you're so close. Oh A plain coffee yeah, I think coffee

Then Black clarky filter coffee Colors filter Collins is correct filter Collins I'm gonna give you the point there. It's fucking mental that that team got a point there. Mental. It's fucking mental. They got there in the end.

You still talk about the jigsaw. He's still upset about it. He's really upset. Which basis from the Beatles? It's also a small coffee with milk. Oh, that's a... Small coffee with milk, basis from the Beatles. The Beatles. Oh Tom. Tom. Paul Machiaat, aren't they? Paul Machiaatini, is it absolutely correct? Which book about a horse

is also an Australian coffee without milk? Oh, Bill Al, Bill Al, Black Beauty Coffee. Coffee. Black Beauty? Um, I can, I, I, I, you've got, you're almost, you're almost there. I'll give you a half a point for that. Which book about a horse is also an Australian coffee. It could be New Zealand coffee without, without milk. Long black beauty.

It is long black beauty, absolutely right Deborah. Jesus. And what's ever. Don't be, get back, get back on the horse, mate. Don't dwell on that. What event where you might see Tina doing her dance? John Lucky for romance. Paul getting down the floor and Hannah screaming out for more is also a Milky Coffee.

Tina doing her dance. John Lucky for romance. Paul getting down the floor, Hannah screaming out for more, it's also a milky coffee. S, Tom. Yes. S club latte. S club latte is absolutely right.

That is the end of the round and indeed the end of the game. So before we find out the final scores, Belan and Deborah is there any? That's a club latte. Yeah. There's a latte like an Establata. Oh! Let me show you a latte. Yes. I got it.

I couldn't work out how latte and seven were a pun. It's not stop this in the past. On this show it would work. Okay. So Deborah and Belal, anything you would like to'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, an Instagram live with Timothy Lawrence. I think it's a sad time. Morrow lunchtime. Who is interviewing who? Who is interviewing?

I think more people are going to be tuning in to see me. But if anyone does tune in to see Timothy Lawrence, then, you know, fuck it. The big question that whose story is it on? It's on Tim's stories, isn't it? It's on his Insta stories. It's definitely. Timothy Lawrence does not have a fucking Instagram account. And nor does he have Twitch. Is it just blowing up that? It's not his Insta Stories. It's definitely. It Timothy Lawrence does not have a fucking Instagram account. And nor does he have Twitch.

His Insta is blowing up now. It's not a Snapchat. He's an influencer. He doesn't have TikTok. It's not a lot. I'm not a monochist. I don't know how it's happened. The guilty monochist.

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So give her a follow at Princess and Princess Royal. Great, okay, absolutely. A lovely bit of business. Well worth a follow there, yeah. What's she on at the moment? What's her, what's her, what are her numbers? Her follow account? Yeah, she is.

She's got 732 followers. Okay, give her a follow, guys. Give her a follow. She's got 732 followers. Okay, give her a follow, guys. I would say. She's got 732 followers. There we go. There we go. No, no, no, no. 50,000 are my join to counts.

On Guilty Webster, Deborah Frattas, why no? No. And she's not Jim with the Lawrence. She's Princess actual Anne. She's a real Anne. She's still more famous than you. I'm so sorry, Deborah. Sorry, I'm sorry.

I said a lot. I'm so sorry Last minute attempt to prove that Denver's more famous to print us out I'm afraid we're not gonna allow it I want a point for that. I want an extra point now out of posthumously. We will I don't think I'll make much difference But we'll add you an extra point Win what has it done to the finals? That's the point in there. So the final skillsrosby has won Ben and Debra have 29 and Tom and Belal have 36 and a half. So Ben and Debra have to make a cup of Java while you know what Tom and Belal get to pop open a bottle of Carver but you know what? It's an old bottle of Carver now so it's worth over a grip and very exciting. Thank you so much

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Practicing. Oh Jesus Christ. It was of course, Beth Abkinson. I would accept it please. I'm gonna retire. Okay, well, as it all heard, Apertory, Jumper.

Whatever the last one was. A wool made of lambs, couldn't stop farting, it was practicing. Yeah, and really, I would, I hate to be rude, but I like to go away. It's Rosie Galaway. Yeah, it's very interesting. As you know, upper tree wearing a jumper farting practicing. We all wanted her to go away and then particularly he drew a sign that had his nuts on and for all that. No one wanted to see it. Mr. Neil Hudson.

Okay, let's go. Let's go. As you know, upper tree jumper made of lamb chops, always farting, couldn't stop practicing. Wouldn't go away. And constantly getting his nuts out. Quite frankly, he wouldn't stop. It has to be rigid all-stop. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Indeed, I would retire.

I was sorry to retire. Upper tree. Upper tree. Farting. Jumpers. Bratsink. The lot. Don't forget the Nut sack. Of course, side made out of Nut sack most importantly. Made of a lamb's Nut sack, yes. Unfortunately, she's very lonely up there. Her name is Naomi. Yes, yes. As you all know, up the tree, obviously,

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Thank you. I'm very glad. Thank you. And I also retire. So, climbing up a tree with a lamb, always farting, wouldn't stop. Got my nuts out. And there I saw Louise Dutnell. Yes, and quite frankly, shame on me. Shame on me. I said, ready hell hell, it must be Louise Dunnell. Well,

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