Pappy's Flatshare - Slamdown w/ Isy Suttie & Yuriko Kotani (Register to vote) S13E40

Episode Date: November 7, 2023

Neither “Tom!” nor “Ben!” want to turn on the Air Fryer… so Matthew says we’re gonna have to have a flatshare slamdown!Matthew Crosby, Ben Clark and Tom Parry Wicks recorded live at The Phoenix in Cavendish Square with guests Yuriko Kotani and Isy SuttieWithIsy Suttie - https://twitter.com/isysuttieYuriko Kotani - https://twitter.com/YurikoComedyPappy’s Twitter - https://twitter.com/pappystweetPappy's Insta - https://www.instagram.com/pappyscomedy/Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareFind tickets to all our live shows here - pappyscomedy.com/liveEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm Ben and I am Matthew and welcome to another exciting episode of the Pnultimate episode of the year of Flat Shes Landown. What? Yeah! 2023 we hardly knew ye. Yeah, it's flown by. One of the fasties is? Yeah, one of the fasties is.

Well this is what happens this year. This is what happens the hottest the hottest on record the fastest on record yeah it's really it's really by yes can I shock you yep the best the best on record it's been the I think I think you look around the world and you think this is the best the world has ever been a good yeah, a good year. It's got its nice, I guess, granted, but you know what it is. Not necessarily, but no, I believe this to be the best year that the world has ever produced. And I believe this to be the best podcast the world has ever produced.

So congratulations for listening to it. It's a real cork, this. This is a real treat. Some of you may know there was a little bit of RG bar G2 and fro about our, that we recorded two episodes a couple of months ago. This episode and our Christmas episode, Ellis was originally going to be Ellis James

and Izzy Soty together. I believe they know each other. I believe they know each other. Ellis had something else to do that night. Rather than last minute, he decided he wanted to do something else instead, which was, of course, go off and perform with the off menu guys. I've pals over at off menu.

I don't know why he was so enticed by the prospect of appearing at the Royal Albert Hall. But you know, different strokes, different folks, isn't it? Very strange. So Eureko, who was doing the Christmas show, swapped over, and so it's Izzy Soty and Eureka Katani on this one, and then the next episode is Ellis James

and Angela Barnes for the Christmas episode. So that's basically all you need to know of the backstory. And the great thing was, Izzy is always willing to throw a Ellis onto the bus. Very comfortable with that. Very happy to do it. to the bus. Very comfortable with that. Very happy to do that. At least it's quite comfortable throwing himself in. Very true.

At least it's quite comfortable driving the bus and throwing himself in. Brian Harvey style. Yeah. Absolutely right. So anyway, yeah, so this is the episode. Enjoy it. So anyway, yeah, so this is this is the episode enjoy it Oh What is it you're absolutely you are an absolute fucker actually we talk about it often yes I've I've been on the discord now it's

It's very nearly election day you two so what yes, I know what is it young man So one of you two rotten baroughs has got a register to vote yeah it's not gonna be me Matthew I find it so confusing I always get those those like cards so the posts telling me to register for every time I talk to the police they insist I'm on the register. Wow! Whoa baby! Whoa baby indeed Tom! Help us out here. It's not going to be me, I've got a bad relationship with politics.

Back in the day I organised a red letter day for Margaret Thatcher to go and make butter. Oh yeah? But it turns out the ladies not for churn. Oh, to. LAUGHTER Oh, I'm it. Oh, that's absolutely. I assume most of the booing is for patch actually, yeah.

I'm with you on that one. I can't believe it's not better. LAUGHTER Well, there's only one way to settle this. We're going to have to have a... Flashestlander! Flashestlander! Flashestlander! Flashestlander! Flashestlander!

Flashestlander! Flashestlander! Flashestlander! Flashestlander! Flashestlander! No! We'll fix it in post. Will fix that in post, of course we will.

Hello and welcome to Flat Shares Landown, the panel show that says, Now I know what you'll be loving this shit right here. P-A-P-P-Y-S, Pappies is right here. People in the house put them hands at the egg because if you don't care, then we don't care. One, two, three times two to the six. Jones, if you're fix of the papi's mix.

So where the fuck you up, punk? Shut the fuck up. And back the fuck up. What we fuck this track up. I move in, I move out. Hands up, now hands down. Back up, tell me what you're gonna do now. Breathe in, now breathe out. Hands up, now hands down. Back up, tell me what you're gonna do now.

Keep pulling, pulling, pulling, pulling.'re gonna do now keep pulling pulling pulling pulling Pulling pulling pulling pulling pulling pulling pulling pulling pulling pulling pulling Keep pulling pulling pulling station. I'm the host of landlord Matthew Crosby. No! Don't worry, my mom will fix it in person. Well fix it, my sister's gonna be fixing both. No, I was down to the last two for Limp biscuits. Would you mind if you were her? Yummy!

Absolutely. Oh, this is very nearly me. On the day you were just a little too rigid for the most. It's a bit of a post. I'm the host of Landlord Matthew Crossby. Let's meet my back benches. It's Tom Perry and of course Benedict Coddard. Coddard! Coddard!

Coddard! But you can't register. You cannot register to vote on your own hoader. Order! You cannot register to vote on your own. Big Your Order. Well, Dellis James liked to order. In the dream restaurant and night's live at the Royal Abort Hall. We'll fix it in post.

Tom, yeah. Tom, who have you brought with you this week to hold your fake ID? Bad news, the Jambaroo's in danger! No way. What did they change it to that? The Jambaroo, the Jambaroo. That's the black country way of having a Jambaroo. We're gonna come to the Jambaroo!

of having a jamboree. I'm going to come to the jamboree! LAUGHTER LAUGHTER It's like another language, isn't it? Yeah, it is. Look at Eureka's face going. I don't think he follows a second of this, I guess. I mean, it's a translation.

But don't worry. No, I invite it. I want to save it. It's Eureka Katani. It's Eureka Katani. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yes. Hello, Eureka.

Hello. Hello. Thank you so much for coming on the show today. Now, tell me, what kind of a person Eureka are you to live with? Um... I think, uh... and... quite, uh... OK, I'm confused. okay, I'm confused. I'm very confused.

Can I ask you if you used to live with or you confused about the question? Or you confused by the podcast? Everything, but about our flat sharing. And can I ask questions to everybody? Yeah, of course. Okay, it's about washing machine. Yeah. Okay, so if I want to use a washing machine,

but you can't use mine, I'm afraid. No, it's not. Damn it. And then, if my flatmates has been used to washing machine, but it's finished, but when the claws are still there, what do I do? Oh, do we have the time to solve this? This genuine beef? What do you do? Yes, do I wait? What do you do? So I'm confused.

And then that's me. That's the type of, yeah, flatmates I am. Well, I mean, there are two ways to deal with it. We're three ways to deal with it. Four of you burn the house down, but we don't do that one now. So there's either. You hang up there washing. You're not doing that, right?

You leave it in and you do your washing when they've hung out there washing. You're not doing that. Or you dump it on the fucking floor. That seems to be the typical way to do that. No, no, no, no, no. You dry them and wear them. No, no.

You're bringing a new rules. I dry it, I wear it. And then they'll take their fucking washing out the washing machine. It's like touch a piece, move a piece in chess. Dry a piece, wear a piece. Yeah. And if you want to take the extreme, dry a piece, wear a piece,

piss on the piece. What? LAUGHTER It's very rare that wetting yourself is the solution. But in this case, it is. Has that helped you out a bit? Yes, thank you. I learned something today. Thank you. We've all learned something. Clarke, who have you brought with you this week?

I've bought my favourite person, Ellen, and it's easy. It's so simple. Yes, yes. favourite person, Ellen is he? So does he! So, hello, how are you doing? How are you doing? Let's say, thank you so much for coming on the show. So, I won't ask you about what you're like to live with. I'll ask you, so the guy you live with is you sort of reliable or... LAUGHTER

...unreliable. Does he often say or do a thing and then like, right at the last minute, say I'm not doing that thing, actually? Well, he will never say I'm not doing it. He'll just say, oh my god, it's eight o'clock! LAUGHTER What am I going to do? And then everyone else has to say...

As to deal with it. I'll do the thing. You've duchess, eh? And a girl. Oh my god! I mean, I'll tell you what, I was thinking about the washing machines. So I really love putting washes on, and I really hate putting clothes away.

And he absolutely loves putting clothes away. But what I've realized is it's so that he can listen to his own podcasts. He takes hours and he takes snacks up and he puts and I think what's that noise? He listens to them so little. He laughs himself again, listening, yeah. He really listens to his own never care high on your own support. Never do it. Oh my god, I'm in a foreign, in a podcast. I think if I really listen to even one episode of this, I would never do another one.

What's in here is fucking live-ade. Oh my god! What? What? This, by the way, is Tom Perry to a T. A reference from 1985. This is, it's yours to get in dayo in your head right now. Well, Tom, we're about to do another episode of Flat Share Sam No.2.

You can tune out for a second. Okay, now we've met our guest, let's find out who's gonna rock the vote as we play around one now. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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He's changed his key. No, I can't condone that. It's not fair. The tourists are just here to have a nice time. They're in London, yeah. Sure, the sometimes they've got their maps down, they're a bit confused. But no, come on, I think the more the merrier. I just want to see Buckingham Palace. I'm in, I, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in,

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Instantly started swearing. Okay, so if you can correctly guess a quote that isn't yours, you get two points. If you incorrectly guess a quote that is yours, you lose two points. I'll also get two points. If you incorrectly guess a quote that is yours, you lose two points. I'll also give bonus points. I'd listen back to those podcasts. You'll shot yourself in the foot here, man. Is the quote,

Deo? Friends, not Deo. It's blank, the Tories. So we'll start with you, Tom, seeing as, seeing you jump in the bit to get going. Here we go. We'll start with our very own Tom Perry. This is something Tom once said, I won't reveal the source, but it is on public record. What word or words are missing?

Okay. Two points to anyone who gets it right, minus two if Tom gets it wrong. Imagine how dry you'd be. What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? Drink. What? Drink. Imagine how dry you'd be if you worked in a blank factory. So Ben, we're going to start with you. I'm going to go along the line. Tom will end on you, as it is your quote.

Imagine how dry you'd be if you worked in a blank factory. Ben, you obviously know Tom pretty well. What are you thinking? Oh God. I... I... It has to be a word. Imagine a blanky beat if you were... No, no, no, I'm not sure. Blanky. No, no, no. Blocky, if you want to make the game any harder, feel free.

It's blank, how blank you'd blank. If you'd blank in a blank factory, you know. Imagine how dry you'd be. For a blank? Imagine how dry you'd be if you worked in a blank factory. Clocky, an E-clue. I'm gonna go with... Towel?

A towel factory. It's not a bad answer, actually. Imagine how dry you'd be if you worked in a towel factory. Is he? Any advance on towel? A god factory? Talk us to your aunt. If you believe that rain is God's way. As we all know. A lot of myths here, yeah. As we all do. Then, if you worked in a God factory,

you'd have some control over whether it rained or not. And sorry, this factory produces gods. LAUGHTER Yeah. OK, so we've got towel factory. We've got God factory. Eureko, what do you think? Eureko, I'm feeling confident. Everything to play for.

Imagine how dry you'd be if you worked in a blank factory. What was the name of the company, the clothes design? Super dry? Super dry. Ah. That is a strong one. Super dry, super dry. Super dry. Super dry. Ah. That is a strong answer. That is a strong answer. Thank you.

There we go. Thank you. A strong answer there. Imagine how dry you'd be if you worked in a super dry factory. It's pretty good, actually. It's not bad. I wish I'd said that. It's a wick to Tom Parry. That's a bonus point right there. It's a little bit of a Harry Bonnacht. Parry. Tempted to go with pictures of Matthew Crosby.

Oh! You cheeky devil! Oh! I'm not a devil. Oh, my God. Please be real, Tom. Please be real. Nothing below my waist. I am going to go with Talk. Oh. I can reveal the answer, which is from an old episode of Papi's Bangas and Mash, is imagine how dry you'd be if you worked in a tap factory!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Memory! Yeah, so good! So that is two points to Tom. A bonus point to Jericho, of course, Clark and is he still to score, but that's okay. That's okay for God's factory! No. is he still to score but that's okay. That's okay for God's factory.

I was tempted to say to him away, I'm not going to lie. Next up we have Izzy City. What word or word are missing from this emotional quote? I really enjoy examining the delicate process from falling in love to unrequited love to how you can be in a dysfunctional relationship but find small pockets of happiness. And I try to put in things about blank along the way. Any idea? We'll start with Eureka. I'll give you the whole quote again there, Eureka.

Yes, please. I really enjoy examining the delicate process from falling in love to unrequited love to how you can be in a dysfunctional relationship but find small pockets of happiness. And I try to put in things about blank along the way. Eureka. Doesn't vote very well for Alice, does it? Pockets of small pockets of happiness in those pants. I'm going to go with all my ex-lovers. Eureka, what are you thinking?

I was going to say punts by you. I just said it. Sorry. Okay. Then... Big... And then, um, big, bikini, okay, it's not funny. It's not about being funny, right? It's just about what do you think?

Try and get inside the mind of an Izzy City. If you want to say bikini, say bikini. But it's not the right answer. Follow the Izzy City rule of if you think it's, say, immediately. Sir Follow the easy city rule of if you think it say it immediately And then and then reverse engineer and answer that's actually more confusing than the rest of the game Why are you mad at Izzy she's here LAUGHTER Happiness. I love that.

Oh, I love that. Okay, try to put your things about happiness along the way. Love that. Perry, you love a bit of happiness. Like a good gambler who sticks to the numbers when he's winning. I'm going to go with Talc. LAUGHTER It's working.

Absolutely right. Double down. Yeah. I'm on a run. I'm on a run. I'm on a streak. It's the week that you don't play that the numbers come up is the exact same problem. Exactly.

You've got to do it, man. You've got to go for it. Try to put your things about Tarlkel on the way. Good strong answers. Doesn't every good relationship involve Tarlkel at some point? I know. You know who. This guy knows what. Good strong answer. Doesn't every good relationship involve talc at some point? LAUGHTER I... I know, I know.

This guy knows what? You know. Apparently. Once the romance fades, that's where the talc comes into play. LAUGHTER Clarke, what are you thinking? God? LAUGHTER

It's about unrequited love, but also a little bit about God along the way it's flea back to the podcast foxes fun trying to make things about fun along the way. Finally, is he city? Have you got a reality? Pressure, isn't that pressure now? Yeah. To remember what you want to say. I think it's anorax.

Ooh! Ironically, you'd be very dry in an anorax. Have you come up with your answer around length? LAUGHTER It's a good answer. I can tell you now, folks, that Izzy Soty Muse to Elizabeth Day of the Guardian back in March of 2013. Different time. It was a different time. In fact, that in, guys, 2 Tire 13 that was carte blanche.

I really enjoy examining the delicate process from falling in love to unrequited love to how you could be in a dysfunctional relationship but find small pockets of happiness and I try to put in things about cougules along the way. Oh, I can't help. No. What the celebration?

I can't celebrate it like it's a win. Oh, then I say fucking thing! Truthfully. Oh, damn! I cannot believe you tried to celebrate that as a win. We're not going to allow it. We're not going to allow it! Oh my God!

Oh, God! Game's done. No. You are absolutely right to brew those two. But trying to get one over on me, thank you. I knew the audience would have my back. Yeah. Is that minus two points, Matthew?

What's up? Minus two points, forgetting the room, ransom wrong? I'm going to give it a go. Oh, my God. It is. I'm going to give it a go. This is, by the way, this gives me life this. This only makes me stronger. No, I'm going to be generous and only give minus one. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to give minus one. I'm sorry. Explain the difference.

Explain the difference. Explain the difference. Yes, Matthew. Explain the difference. That's too bad. It's too different numbers, right? I'm not so bad on it. It's too different numbers.

The difference is one. Yeah. I'm sorry you didn't bring the fucking advocates mate. What do you think this is? Cats does count down. Starring Ellis James at the Royal Aberhold. So yes, that is obviously just... No points there.

No. But a sweet minus one. Yeah, that's it. It's a game now. It's a Ben and Izzy there. No. But a sweet minus one. It's a bad thing. It's a bad thing. It's a bad thing. It's a bad thing. It's a bad thing. It's a bad thing.

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Yeah. I went backpacking and towards the end of my trip, I got blank all over my legs. Oh, whoa! Well, I'm down, fella. 2023. Okay, blank all over my legs. Are we allowed to ask, like, can we say, do you remember what this? No, no, no, no, no.

Okay, okay. My last one point. No! No! No! You're not allowed to say, do you remember, unless you're going to sing September? In which case, it's failure boots.

Okay. Or you can wash it. Explain the difference. Explain the difference, just everywhere. Wait as well, he's... So, we're going to start... Can you start again, the whole round? The whole round again, yes.

You want to get that one point back? I can tell you now, I went back packing and towards the end of my trip, I got blank all over my legs. Tom, we'll start with you. I'm going to go with with we're all hoping. Leaches. Oh leaches all over. Waiting through the swamps of somewhere swampy. Through the past.

Waiting through the swamps of somewhere swampy through the past It's an underrated skill the old Joe Joe S. Reimpression, it really is. Really thought in my head, I thought it was good. Really good, though. Is that... he's talented. Yeah. Ben, what are you reckon? Trip, backpacking. Well, I can't believe this has been left open to me.

Of course, I've got to go for talc. LAUGHTER Yes. She's a tricky mistress, Talc. She rides, you tell her she drops you. Talc, be a lady to know. Talc, be a lady to know. You're right, mate. LAUGHTER

It's good, it's good. Yeah. It's guys and dolls. Oh, mate. It's good, it's good. Yeah. It's guys and dolls. Oh, yeah. I don't think... Jawsson and Johnson. Yes. Okay. So we've got... Well, wait. We've got... We've got Johnson and Johnson and Johnson. Sorry, God.

Tom, you literally have to let everyone else play the game, mate. I'm so sorry. This is a good round. Oh, yeah, well it was. God sunburn. Got sunburn all over my legs. When you hear it, yeah, makes sense in it makes it boot a pest we're in Budapest. If it's heat-rapped, I'm going to flip this table. LAUGHTER What do you think they're the same? LAUGHTER Is it?

LAUGHTER Mosquito bites. Mosquito bites. And who created the mosquitoes? God. But the big man upstairs. And who created him mosquitoes? Put the big man upstairs. Yeah, and who created him the factory workers Eureka, do you remember this the big question Tom was always wanting to ask do you remember this? Crucially yes, and what was it you got all over your legs?

Bed bucks What was it? You got all of your legs. Bed Bucks. Oh no! Oh no! So your quote comes for an interview. You did with the British comedy guide in May of 2020. Headline. My trip to Budapest. So I hope his ass to...

Oh, I'm so drunk. Oh, I'm drunk. Oh, man. Is that a brush? Is that Bane? LAUGHTER You forget Bane did a George S. Reckovers album, didn't you? Oh, man, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Hawkins asked you, ever had a really disastrous holiday and you replied, I went backpacking and towards the end of my trip, I got bedbug bites all over my legs. Oh, my nose, ten. This is mine, that's ten.

Right, firstly, less of the physical aggression. It is he was really pushing me there. Also, and I'm a small man, because I'm a very high stool. Okay? I can only shout in my pelvis. Can you just give time for your record to finish your answer by the way? Yes, you interrupted her. She said, bed bug.

LAUGHTER Err... We... But... Wait, things... Yes, we were about to... Headbuttings, of course, yes. Headbuttings. Err...

Do you know what? It's a tricky one here because I would say bed bugs is in the answer. If he said like red anirax. The stunt display team of course, so for bed bug words. If you can't afford the arrows, you can't get the anirax. The red anirax are great though. They'll come along in their bikes, they'll cycle cycle there, you're straight, they're great. Really good.

Fair play. As an olive branch, I'm not going to give you any points. LAUGHTER I respect that. No, I respect that as well. I respect myself. I respect myself and crucially, and I don't think. I don't respect you, but I respect that.

Oh yeah, you respect that. That, that. You respect my actions. So. It's tense. It's made it tense. Look, the audience are on it. Yeah.

They're all really tense right now. Yeah. LAUGHTER Do I give any bonus points? That's the big question. Let's remind ourselves of the answers. Tom. I said bed bug bites. Yes.

It's what I've got here Tom. It's unbelievable. Two points. I was expecting that. What did you say? Yeah weirdly I'm sticking with some That's right there for me. He rush. He rush. Who? Rosh. And is it? Hold on, do it's a hot sun. Must, mosquito bites. Do you know what? As drawjacks right. It's got, it's got, I'm going to leave you a point.

If you want point, just leave you one point for mosquito bites. APPLAUSE Finally, the final quote comes from the chat you want from Papis. It's Clarky. What word is missing from this classic Ben Mott? How about a pillow with three sides? So you can blank during the night. I can tell you now this is a phrase. It's not a, it's not a, it's not one word. it's a few words. So it's a phrase.

Okay. So, Izzy, we'll start with you. Oh my God. How about a pillow with three sides so you can blank during the night? What do you think that might be? Okay, well what use with three sides be as opposed to four? Two, as opposed to two. LAUGHTER Mae'r gwybod yn ymwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnwch yn fwyfnw Why would it be a good thing? Okay, so you can pillow three sides, so you can balance on the point. Do you want to do that night?

I mean, it does sound like me. Can we hear that as George Ezra? So, I'll pillow with three sides so you can balance on the point. During the night. Yes? During the night. I give you no points for words from the actual quote, like you've been already.

No extra points there. Eureko, how about a pillow with three sides? So you can blank during the night. What are you thinking? You've helpedfully drawn yourself a triangle. LAUGHTER True. Would you want to be bouncing on that point?

During the night? Point. You could point. On the top of the point. You could point on top of the points. Top of the points to you as well. Also while we're here, minus two points. Can you just repeat that please?

So you could point to the top of the point. Points. Yes, period. Yes. So you could point to the top of the point. Points? Yes, period. Yes. So you could point to the top of the point's period and then during the night. I didn't ask for punctuation, but if you want to stick a full stop in there midway through, I'm not going to hold it against you. So you could balance on top of the point, which I think we all thought was going to be the worst answer to the round. Um...

Not wanting to be outdone, Yuri came up with points at the top of the points. They're full stop. And during the night, which also ends with a full stop as well, so... and then during the night, which also ends with a full stop as well, so. No, no real subject for her objects in that final sentence, but let's not worry too much about that now. Tom! If you show me the picture of the triangle it would have been a better answer. But this is how we play guys.

This is how we play. You are seeing a great round of registered to quote here. This is how we play. You're seeing a great round of registered to quote here. This is how we play. Tom. Tom, would you like the quote again? Because it feels like we have, we've sailed slightly further away from it than I intended. How about a pillow with three sides so you can blank?

Currently at that stage, no full stop. Blank during the night. So you can make a point wash See see you can make a point while your points you can make a point while you're at the point, yeah? I could say that you really have captured the essence of Clarke. I've got two answers in front of me. Okay, pick your faith, but you can talk us through the one you're rejecting. I'm rejecting sticky dick in it, Chuck.

We, of course, remember the carcass of Tobler and Dick. My second one is... But with a Tobler. The second one's dream about a Tobler, though. Oh! Dream about a Tobler, OK. Yeah. It's some strong...

Well, a stronglone, okay. Yeah. It's some strong, well, a strong answer. So far. But Clarky, the author. Dream about a Toblone. The author of the quotes. Clarky, Ben Clark. How about a pillow with three sides? So you can blank during the night.

Well, I can reveal it's already been said. Oh. Of course I'm fucking out of it. Well, I can reveal it's already been said. Oh! Of course I'm fucking out of it. That is how you play. That's how you play. A bonus point to call argue that. I thought you'd lose his two points.

I can't remember, but I reckon it's so you can always flip it to have a cold side. Got to be, it's got to be, says an audience member. Well folks, I can put you all out of your misery. Clarky took to Twitter as it was at the time. Oh, at... It was a tweet. Oh, sorry. Ah, ah, ah, ah!

Don't, don't give the stats. Yes. Ah, ah, ah, ah. I know what you, I know what this is. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Listen, no one gets a great views to like ratio anymore now. But no, he took to Twitter at 12.44pm when we're all thinking about pillows. Little of the after-just. Just woke it up.

On July the 16th, 2022. A different time. It was a different time, though. You've got to remember it was a different time. It was a different time, though. Yes. You've got to remember it was a different time. It was a different time. It was just over a year ago. Different back, man. It was car launch.

It was the pre-X-day, yeah. It was on Twitter. And he fired out his idea for the pillar of the future. How about a pillar with three sides so you can flip it three times during the night? What? Get that sucker on Dragon's Den, do you know what? I'm going to give you the two points there, Karky. I'm going to give you the two points.

So, I'm going to tell you now, you don't need to know this, but no bonus points. At the end of that round, producer Quinn, leaving out no words, what are the points that we're going to point at? When you make your point by telling us the points. Ben and Izzy have three points, and Tom and Yoriko have two. Oh!

Well, it was a long way to go for a short time, no, it wasn't it. So of course Ben and Izzie are in the lead, but that doesn't mean their vote-to-mook vote face. A minute is a long time in politics and we're going to have a bunch of them strung together in the form of a break, so there's still everything to play for when we return in part two, see you in a bit! Oh! Welcome back to Flakshir's slam down! Oh! Welcome back to Fletcher's slam down!

Where else would you rather be? Before the break, Ben and Izzy were in the lead that hasn't changed nor has my hunger for democracy. It's vital that we vote. We cannot have a Trump- style situation in the UK. He won that 2020 election fair and square. Still my president, let's go, Brandon, anyway. On with the show, it's time for round two, let's play together games Let's play forever Go the dice spin that thing

Put that back through your toe Game! If you lose you can't not win Games! If you win you can't go Go! Go! Go!

Where else would you rather be? Go! Go! Liveite! Go! Go! Go! eight! Go, go, go, go! You always did, you confused, right? Pretty much didn't you?

Like, you didn't do that. You wanna go, go. People forget Harry Belafonte was also at live eight this morning. Oh my God. Jump in the line. Anyway, I'm glad you're in a singing mood, Tom, because this week we're playing our version of battleships, which we're calling Beatles ships.

I'm gonna ask each team to list as many things as they can from a particular category, and they'll be doing that to the tune of a song by those lovable mock tops who are currently tearing up the hip parade. The Beatles. A point for every item they can list and a huge ten points up for grabs for performance Oh sorry Tom

Oh my Really give it some googoo tube please today First up it's Ben Hello Hello mate So your song is I want to hold your hand Lie Damn

By the Beatles Your song is, I want to hold your hand. LIE. DEEEEL. LAUGHTER By the Beatles. And your category is, things you can hold in your hand. LAUGHTER We're late to challenge. Can we save our challenges for later? You're going to anyway, Topic.

You don't ask, can we steal, can we chat? You just do it anyway, every time. It's been 12 years, man. Yes, afterwards, you can... 12. Oh, come on. LAUGHTER So, yes, you will be able to challenge... Thank God.

..things that you don't think Clarky is able to hold in his hands. Clark is currently holding a massive bite in his hands. Bit of Dutch courage. Good stuff. Right, so, Clarky. The song is, I want to hold your hand by the Beatles. Your category is things you can hold in your hand. DJ Quinn. OK, stuff I can seal the table in front of it. Very much so. LAUGHTER OK. Cool, cool, cool. At least you can prove it. Yeah, you're... Is he giving you another pen? LAUGHTER I don't know if we can accept pen.

Five by four. Four's pen. You're on your 15th point, though, aren't you? And... DJ Gwynn, spin that mercy-beat sound. LAUGHTER DJ Quinn, spin that mercy beat sound! Yeah, I'm holding a pen And look at this cup of gods And yes, he's a glass

Different from a cup. I want to hold some phones. Look at my fingers, they are clutching crisps. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER I mean, I tell you. Oh!

The wonderful thing about that, the wonderful thing about that final answer, is he crucially he didn't say how many crisps. It could have been, it could have been thousands. Challenge. You can't hold a thousand crisps in you. Oh! Oh, dear.

OK. I fucked it. I fucked it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, yes, but no. Fuck, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I mean, yes, but no, no, no, no, no, listen, I think, was I playing that right? Yeah, you didn't feel right.

You're playing it beautifully, Ben, you're playing it beautifully. So I'll start with performance points, and then we'll sort of pick through the list. OK, great. So there's a lot of Brio there. I'm not the pen, it's about to be a little bit of a mess. There was a lot of, you know, you did a lot of Vim and excitement

and get up and go. And it really, it was very much reddling of the, of the cabin club back in the 60s, yeah. You don't even have to sweat. LAUGHTER That really felt like someone who'd been doing speed all night. So I'm going to give you seven out of ten. Now, Gwen, were you bullshit and we know it? Well, let's find out how many crisps,

well, you keep it scored there, Gwen, talk us through how many items he got. So I counted six items including the crisps One item crisps as one item we must we simply I've got to ask you car key How many crisps were you holding? Fair enough actually hmm We're late. Yeah, there's only five If I'm honest that you've got to be honest. You've got to be honest. I think Fives about right.

Because I've got my figures around, you know, like they weren't like... They clashed around it. They were, yeah. And they're whole. They're whole crisps, yeah, yeah. Exactly. I guess the question is, if you clench very hard, are you actually holding crumbs then?

And how many crumbs were there, do you think? No, you didn't say crumbs, did it? He didn't say crumbs, though. No. Sadly, I wish there were more, but there were no crumbs. No, he didn't say crumbs, did he? He didn't say crumbs, no. Sadly, I wish there were more, but there were no crumbs. No crumbs, no crumbs. You know how to be honest? So we're talking, that's going to be 11.18 points in total. Lovely work there, from Ben. Next up, it's Eureko. Now, your song is Day Tripper by The Beatles. And your category is things you might do on a day out. The fear of singing in public, so can I do it in poetically?

Yeah, you could do it poet, yeah, do you know what? Absolutely, yeah. If you'd like to do more of a sort of... Do you want them to leave? William Shack. With that help. Because they want them. You're going to do more of a sort of speaking singing yeah okay we could get them all to look away if you want okay here we go DJ Gwynne I think I can look down you in. I go to a museum.

I go to pubs, I go to river temps and I cry with joy, with sunshine and have depression. No, no, no, no, no. Rain, it's just a rain on my face. And I go to APPLAUSE It's very much for some they wish they'd written, I believe. It's not depression, it's just rain, I go to the pub again. It's a gorgeous coupler, right? Worthy of letting them look at me. We'll go through the list, Ed. Gwyn, do you have a... Beautiful. ..to the River Thames.

Yes, that's right. ..the pub twice. Yeah. Cry with joy. Yeah. ..and then there was something else. And a museum, so, since. Six fantastic points. Thank you.

Thank you, everyone. It's too nice to cry and thank you so much. APPLAUSE And performance. What am I going to give you for performance? Oh, well, too nice to come. Thank you so much. And performance, what am I going to give you for performance? Oh, well, I loved it. So I've got to go with my heart and I'm going to give you 9 out of 10. Thank you. Thank you. I'm drinking double vodka now. Thank you. Ah, okay, right. Well, is he? It's over to you now.

I'd like you to favour us with a version of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles and your Catering. The old C-Captains in. Ah, no. For favourite. So, Yellow Submarine by The Beatles, your category is Yellow Things. I don't know. For your favourite? Yeah. So, shall I sum it up by the Beatles? Your category is Yellow Things, DJ Gwynn by Life.

Let's hear the song. What? In the town, Costage. What? There is straw, there are chicks There is lots of custard creams There is custard made into shapes and there are hundreds of shapes. We all live in a yellow universe

And there's lemon sorbet And there's something in a jar made of lemons And there are yellow pancakes if you think they might be beige. We're only barely at the universe. We're only barely at the universe. We're only barely at the universe. Yeah, that's it! Yeah, that's it! Yeah, that's it! There are benonodododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododod We are the only universe

We are the universe We are the only Thank you John, thank you John, my Lord Can you fuck up your own talk please? Stars, teeth Stars! Teeth! Yes! I'll typewriter paper. Dinosaur's! Chips!

Fun chips! Sponges! Fun chips! Fun jays! Fun jays! Fun jays! Fun jays! We are the universe! And you are the universe! We are the universe! And you are the universe! And yeah, I love you the best. And yeah, I love you the best. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE There's nothing in the rules that says you can't do the whole song.

LAUGHTER There's nothing in the rules that says you can't do the whole song. You've got a couple of quitters here in Eureka and Clarke. I'm willing to go the distance. Now, I enjoyed the hell out of that, even if you didn't leave out my favourite minions. But... Or as you call them Tom and Ben. But this is going to be exciting now. How many items, if you're also counting the people chipping in with chips, if we're counting chips and we're counting the yellow universe, then there's 19.

19. Yeah, then there's 19 I've got to I've got to ask you how many chips were there there was chips fun chips Actually, he was saying sponges. I don't think we counted fun chips for some reason Only five five fun chips and he five. And bananas was a chip in. Stars. Yeah, I mean, you know what, the audience is going to get five points as well, then, which goes five points for you. Five points for the audience there. But what we're going to give you for performance, is he? Well, I've never seen a room get on board with the song more.

It's going to be ten out of ten. Yeah. I've never seen a room get on board with the song more. It's got to be 10 out of 10! Peace and love. Peace and love, we're going to end with you, we're going to end strong. I'd like you to sing us to the tune of Get Back by the Beatles a list of things from the past. Just a list of things you used to be able to say I had a party. It was a different time. It was a different time. So Quin, why don't we come together one final time and hear some beautiful Beatle Star music?

Tom. loads and loads of minutes too loads and loads of mornings loads and loads of lunchtime loads and loads of doing a poo The past the past is a stuff that I used to do The past The past

I may have had-wanker too. Beautiful stuff. Just if you're counting by the way, Wanks, five. I think it's at a one-call too.. It's a one call too, you ever phrase. But you did, obviously you said loads and loads of minutes and loads those of hours. Do you want to put this out of our misery and tell us how many hours minutes?

Five, five hours. So in the past they were five minutes. I want at least five. Five minutes, five hours. five days, five seconds, five seconds, they're racking up, they're racking up, you didn't do seconds, we came back in seconds, he didn't do seconds, let that be struck, I've got the list of things he did do if you like it, oh yeah, go what do you do, days, hours, minutes, mornings, lunch, times, poos, and wanks.

LAUGHTER Tidal of my autobiography, baby! LAUGHTER And also the entire contents of my autobiography. LAUGHTER Beautiful. LAUGHTER It's great to finally meet Simon Sharma.

LAUGHTER LAUGHTER It's great to finally meet Simon Sharma. So, well what has, oh no, of course I've got to give you points for performance. You have to do it. I almost forgot that. Points for performance, well, it was strong. We're in a post-Yellow universe. Yeah, this is it. It was strong, but also many ways it was weak Many weeks five weeks I'm gonna give you nine out of ten nine out of ten points How many points for Tom? How many points for Tom? How many points for Tom in total for in terms of how many things did he actually do? I thought that was your job. I know.

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I've given him 35. Yeah, boy. All right, Baron, have to go. Hang on, hang on, can I just say something? Yeah. Basically, what he described was time, which is one thing. Oh. So the person who said, the universe.

So you basically said, I'll go list a bunch of things within that. I'm going to put them all in the universe and you made that your chorus. Oh God, Factor, if you will. Oh God, oh God. Depending on your belief. Depending on your belief. Are you trying to say that you should both have one point each for your round? I'm going to say I don't really care.

No. Very happy to take. Here's the thing, it doesn't really matter. Gwyn, what has that done to the scores at the end of that round? And remember guys, in the end, the points you make is equal to the points you take. All the points that you point when you're sitting on the point. Full stop. Gwyn, and in fact, go on, play a bit of Get Back and take us to the point.

We may as well, this is no kind of a show Tom and here we go have 61 points Ben and is he have 44? I tell you what, that's not happening. I can't wait to win it all back in the next round, that's worth one more point. Well, there's almost nothing to play for, it's pre-proders! Well, you've got a problem, I'll call it a problem, because you've got a problem calling a beat. If you've got a beat, maybe we can help you, from the zoning out your beats. Yes, indeed, it's the beat brothers, where each week we ask our panelists to sort out a flat shared based beef and today's one comes from Fiona Fiona are you there? Hello. Hello Fiona how you doing? That good eh?

Fiona writes My My boyfriend My boyfriend gives our dog sips of his coffee. And now no mug is safe. And she helps herself to drink and begs for frothy milk. Ben and Izzy, you are on Fiona's side, Tom and Eureko, you are on the side of the boyfriend, and I guess the dog. But before all of that, let's have a cross examination.

A few questions for you Fiona, they're not going to be as tricky as how you're doing. LAUGHTER I realise I went in too hard to see the last one. At least start with what's your favourite business here. Exactly, surely. LAUGHTER Is your boyfriend here? At least I'll with what your favourite business is. Exactly, surely. Is your boyfriend here? No. Does he have a name?

Greg. Greg. And your dog here? No, sadly not. Does your dog have a name? She does. She? Very popular.

We'll get back! Oh my God Oh no! How's this? What's this dog exes, no? Sorry, she's gone, I had to... Ania! Ania! Lovely names, we've got Fiona, we've got Greg, we've got Ania. Anyone got any questions for Fiona about...

When you first read that out, you said, my boyfriend gives that dog coffee and no mug is safe. I thought you meant people. Yeah, Fiona's not Danny Dyer. We give her a dog coffee. No, my safe. It goes fucking psycho. It's an ex-SLA-American bully on the Java. Fucking goes for the frog.

LAUGHTER Of your now, this is dangerous dogs on Java. LAUGHTER I'll be on that. This is dangerous dogs on Jon. LAUGHTER And she's a girl? LAUGHTER Hey. Any questions for Fiona? Now she's here.

How many mugs have you got for your own? Probably about seven. Seven mugs have you got for your own ear? Probably about seven. Seven mugs? I've never heard anything more than some of my life. I know five crisps. Okay, beef solves, Bible mocks. Remember Ben, you are on Fiona's side. Just be a little nicer to her.

Eureko, Tom, do you have any questions for Fiona? Oh, yeah. Um... Nope. No. How does Ania react to the coffee? Well, she, if my boyfriend's making the coffee in the kitchen, which is another room in the morning, she's waiting.

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You can clap What breed of dog is it? She's a whip it. She's a whip it? Oh. That's what I say about the cream on top of my knife, Thomas. She doesn't look fucking sad, it man. That was tear and down, but... It looks so easy.

I tell you what though, that's what they should have said about the cream on top of the ear. I don't know where to get it from. Say it. That's weird, because I would have thought she was a cappuccin chiller. Chilis not a job. What's a jib-chiller? They're like, oh, a little rodents. They're sort of burying themselves in the dark. This is better than off-menu in a... Oh, yeah, there they go.

Oh, yeah, there they go. Oh, yeah, there they go. We're all living in the universe. Yeah, we're living in the universe. What's a jib-chiller? They're like sort of a little, kind of, um, a little rodents. Oh, okay. They're sort of, uh, burying themselves in the dark. This is better than off-menu in a... So I think we've heard enough there, from... We only... I know this has been heard enough from Fiona, but I think we've heard enough from our panelists.

It's time now, Fiona. Nothing to do with you. You've been brilliant. Okay, so, is you remember, you're on Fiona's side, you've got a minute to begin your case. Your minute starts now. I think we've got a minute to begin your case. I think we've got a minute to begin your case. I think we've got a minute to begin your case. I think we've got a minute to begin your case. side, you've got a minute to begin your case. Your minute starts now.

Okay. Dogs are disgusting. Dogs carry germs and are dangerous to humans, yeah? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. This is kind of your own bit on your own, but I'll definitely do your group. I'll be your height man. Oh, you're hype Chinchilla. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER

Oh, I call him Chinchilla Rice. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Shhh! Woooow! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! You're in the back of the tank! You got a 20 seconds left anyways, right? If you drink from a mug but a dog's drunk from, you'll get a disease and might die.

So it's important for the dog to have his own mug and it only ever drink from that mug. You've got four seconds left, yeah? So it's important for the dogs to have his own mug and it only ever drink some that mug You've got four seconds A beautiful Beautiful opening case for the prosecution there Eureko you're opening case of the defense you are on Greg and the dog side Greg and Anne you're side You've got a minute and it begins now so being on Greg and the dog side, Greg and Ania side, you've got a minute and it begins now. So being as a dog, it's really hard to have a day without coffee.

You don't understand, the day have to go to walk. They have to be upbeat all the time. And performing, as if, you know, they're loving their family, constantly. So I think they deserve a little bit of, you know, steamed milk on top. What do you think? Fantastic. It's always great to hear the classic legal phrase, what do you think?

If the clubs don't fit, you must quit. Fiona, you've heard two very compelling arguments from both sides there. How do you think it's going so far? Two very compelling arguments from both sides there. How do you think it's going so far? I'm sort of leaning towards that she does have quite a busy day. LAUGHTER This is how strong your argument was, Erika. You've turned Fiona against herself. She's got so much to do. She's got to go to the pub.

She's got to go to the 10s. She's got to go to the pub. LAUGHTER He's looking the pub. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER He's eaten on the... LAUGHTER So, Clarke, it's over to you. Now, you've got one minute, remember, you're on a Fiona side, you've got one minute,

even though Karen's not on her side anymore. Your minute begins now. I think the problem you've got here, Fiona owner is that your dog wants to be a person. And what you need to do is accept that and then show them just, you know, the realities of it, give them their own mug, tell them to get a job, explain Brexit to them, show them Twitter, and before you know it, they'll be a fucking dog again.

I'm telling you now. And that is... I said to what you think, around the corner. I said to an early what you think for Clarky. What do you think? Yay! Strong work from Clarkie there, but Perry, are you going to be concluded the case for the defence as yourself? No, I'm going to do the style of a deep, safe defence lawyer from a John Grisham novel.

Oh, I? Mr. Fan Shaw's standard. Fan? CHEERING Fan Shaw's standard, presiding and providing your minutes, should you need it begins now. Ladies and gentlemen, after jury, Mr. Standing here providing and presiding, and that's my guarantee. You ready to not miss this card?

So I'll get round the print it more one day, but as it stands, just pass it around. LAUGHTER A lot of damn dear lawyers, dear from the big city there, talking about their fancy ways. Hell, one of them came in today on high heels shoes. LAUGHTER And he looked mighty fine. Listening to their story there, if he owned her over there and else, she'd try to find it,

but you knew that we shared a drink with that animal. Guess I won't call it an ambulance. Why we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is an open and closed case of what? Do you think of what we think? Hell, I don't even have to tell you about the time I split a case of bourbon with a goat. with a goat. LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Most of y'all were there to remember it, because I sure as hell don't. LAUGHTER Let alone the goat. Spicey's Gembely we ever did taste. Y'all defense rests y'all on her.

CHEERING Thanks for standing there. Your defence rests your honour. Congratulations. Thank you, I stand in there. Presiding and providing. Now, obviously, I cannot... Very strong work there. I cannot make the decision myself as I'm currently suing at his James of breach of contract. So it's dead. Instead I caught up on our live Phoenix audience. If you think Fiona and therefore Ben and

Izzie are in the right I would like you to applaud now. Well now it's unattainable. Yeah, a small but vocal group there. But if you think Eureka and Fanichua made the best case, please applaud now. There you have it folks. There you have it. Big thanks to Fiona. How do you feel about the results? I'll allow it. She's going to allow it! Now the poet's Barlow Owen Donald and Orange, where's member of you wrote? My heart is numb, has no feeling. So while I'm still healing, just try yai yai yai yai. And have a little patience. Words I keep in the front of my mind, whenever I say these words,

it's time for the Quick Fire Angie Gold! CHEERING APPLAUSE This is the quick fire round, it's the round that goes really quickly, which is why it's So I'm using that it has a long introduction It has a long introduction When the round is really short This introduction I guess it is quite long, but not as long as 13 years of Tori rule that's been too long. And it's got to end this year, which is why I always say. Fuck the Tories, fuck fuck fuck the Tories.

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It's 2024 Let's get em out Let's get on with the quick fire round but fuck the Tories Fuck the Tories, fuck the Tories, fuck the Tories, fuck the Tories, fuck the Tories Fart the Tories, Fart the Tories, Fart the Tories, or... ...rear. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Remember, guys, vote-lib them. I love your new catchphrase, by the way. It's 2024, let's get them out.

It's going to be a different time. Yes, this is the quickfire round and as our show is all about registering to vote, I'm going to ask a series of questions like our panelists to spoil their ballots by leaving the X out of their answers. So if I was to ask, what was the dialect catchphrase you'd say, terminate terminate? Or if I asked you to name a raunchy salt and pepper song, you might say, let's talk about Sair, baby. Instead of buzzers, I'd like you to shout out your first names. Ben and Izzy,

let's hear yours. Ben. Izzy. Tom and Eureko? Tom. Eureko. Off we go. Who is the host of the TV show Pointless. Ben. Ben. Alex on the wrong side? Tom. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Leave me out the exactly. Tom. Tom. Aliander Armstrong. Yes, or...

I would have accepted Ander Armstrong as well, yep, fine. What is the device used for photographing broken bones? Tom. Ben. Tom. Ray. It's correct. Name the TV scene competition hosted by Dermot O'Leary and featuring Simon Cowlin Ben I think then was just their first factor is correct one factor The factor if you want yeah, yeah, I'll X I'm gonna accept

You say ccgol I say I don't What if the name of the animation studio responsible for toy story? Up top. Paya. Paya. Which musical instrument from the percussion family features wooden bars? Ben. Is he?

I'm going to give Is he a chance because he hasn't had one yet. I love foam. To not do you? Oh. It is the other phone. Name the demographic born between 1965. Ben. Yes.

Jen. Right, yes. Is he going to do right, yeah. Like, yes, he does, right, yeah. In Star Wars, what's the name of the Starfighters who's... S-Ed Tom. Wing is correct. Name the 1981 hit for right-side Fred Brittnars of Satire. Yes. Go on, Tom. I'm too saying.

Is correct. Wolverine Storm, Gene Gray and Beast are all members of which comic book ten? Ben? Ben Scress. Which, which British singer real name Charlotte H. Asin wrote and performed the song Speed Dryer from the movie Barbie? Anyone in the audience want to get it? Charlie C is correct, yes.

Oh, yeah. What was the 1992 Spike Lee film in which Denzel Washington portrayed the controversial black activist? Ben, Ben, Malcolm. Yes. Good guy, Malcolm. And finally, what is the new name for Twitter.com? Is he?

Is he? Is correct. APPLAUSE That is the end of the round and the end of the game. So before we find out the final scores, if... ...Gwynns may keep an eye on him. Fucking holiday Harry over there. Yeah, cock off early on this one. He's actually off to an off-stray party at the Royal Abahol, aren't you? Don't want to be late. Is it

in Eurekho? Anything to plug? Is he? I thought you were going to say anything to add, like... Any other business? Tonight has been one of the best nights of my life. Oh, that's hard. Oh, I know. That's great by the analysis and the errors, isn't it? I'm not going to plug anything just because I'm really happy to actually buy my novel J.S. Go to Jenny's trying.

Jenny's trying and Eureka anything to plug? No, yes, for me please any social, any socials, any social shows. Any social shows. It's important isn't it? No, no. No, no. Oh, what about...

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but they don't. views but they don't. So producer Gwyn, let's hear. I'll just go check, you've got a right. Let's hear. At the end of that show, this show, the one that we're doing right now, yeah producer Gwyn, let's hear the final scores. This show. The one that we're doing right now. Yeah, producer, good. Let's hear the final scores. It's a landslide.

You'll be pleased to hear. Four more years. Four more years. Ben and Izzie have 50. The top one, you're equal, have 67. Oh! So, you did it. Here we go, 67. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! So, you did it.

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